The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Close Encounters with Sean Donnelly

Episode Date: November 6, 2025

Jay is taking the news lightly, but tonight there is interstellar activity in the sky and it is either a comet or an alien ship. Long-time friend of the Bonfire, comic Sean Donnelly is on top of this spectacular event because his podcast "The Burbs Bros" deals with unexplained mysteries of outer space. Sean knows exactly what is causing this comet to come so close to the sun and what it really means. Bobby pretends to be an intergalactic expert and Jay supports his theories. | Jay reenacts an important scene from the movie "Footloose." Sean Donnelly is @Seanytime on Instagram for all his tour dates. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly. Bobby? Yes. The scene is simple. Your fingernails are killing me. Kevin Bacon. He goes to speak. He's prepared.

He's got a Bible with notes in it. He goes to speak at the church. And he lays down his point. That dancing is supposed to happen. It's in the Bible, leaping and dancing, leaping. And dancing. And dancing. Yes.

And then John Lithgow takes the night to think about it. And then at the sermon the next day after he talks to his daughter, the whore. He goes, I think I've made some mistakes along the way, and I think you guys should have your prompt. In fact, do we first start the song over from the very beginning? Is this for inspirational reasons? No, he does it. Oh. and I just want you kids to be safe out there

and they all start looking at each other so they're like oh fuck we're about that I'm getting goosebumps we're about to have a prom yeah we're about to have a fucking prom we thought we were wrong to have a fucking basements we're gonna have a prom and they're uh so it's before chuck's revenge when Chuck comes to be they leave him outside beat up and assume he's not going to burn the place down while they're all inside the basement that's not that's for another movie that's another movie that's revenge but when they start

this is a goose bumper this is when they decide they're going to start fixing the barn isn't Chuckie actually Chuck's revenge didn't he turn into a he put his body into a thing Christine

go to the end go and they start building the prom and he tells him to go Lithgow's last speech and the music's behind it perfectly do no no do do do do and then they all get on their mopeds and start running on the street

and go I know what you can't do to this song you can't put the N-word in this song flawlessly want to bet yeah yeah I'll bet you I'll bet you you know it's another perfect moment like that is cruel summer and and karate kid a good N-word moment no we have a game we play jake him up a game that you can slip the N-word in perfectly in every song. But I challenge him a lot. They really got on it.

Right there. Now. Right there? There it is. Yeah. And word, I'm free. It's the new car. Love the only thing that the keys.

That'll be my album. That's what I call music. the N-word in somewhere. It's the new car game of the century. Just put it in the famous, let's dance, Edwards! Let's dance, Enwards! No, there was no N-Words that dance. We just watched the scene.

I said as soon as they took dancing out of the town, all the blackwoods migrated. Where can you dance? There was none on the crew of that movie. Everybody in that town left them went on a carnival cruise until they fucking changed the rules. Hey, do you hear back on land, they're dancing again. Say what? I'll go check it out. Everybody, we have our good friend, Sean Donnelly, joining us on the show right now.

Oh, oh, there. Such a pleasure to be here. Sean and Dan St. Germain do the Burbs Bros on Patreon. On psalm. You can follow Sean on Instagram at Shawnee S-E-A-N-Y. Shawnee Time, the Twilight Zone. Did you get that part of the movie, Christine? No.

John Lithgow's final speech that they can have a prom? You're an animal. Everybody knows that you're an animal for not being able to find this. Bobby Call her an animal. You're an animal. Was that good? Yeah, I did like that. Did you like it?

Luke, give me a favor. Call Christine an animal real quick. She loves this. You're an animal, Christine. Jacob? Do you want to mind calling Christine an animal? You're an animal. Black, Lou, a white animal, if you can call her, please, a white animal?

A filthy, a filthy white animal. Crack, crack a ass animal. I like that one. Sean, can you try it real quick? Just a guest. You're a beautiful animal, Christine. I like that. I don't mind that.

That's my friend. Also, Black Lou, if you can call Paco all the wrong Asian slurs, please. Can I try that? Yes. Oh, here we go, here we go. It doesn't look like it's getting to John Lithgow. It's not. You got to get to the next day when they start setting the prom up.

Yeah, that's right. Now, you've never seen the Godfather. No. I got all the beats. But you know this by note. You know this by music note. Everybody has their thing. Yes, that's true.

And Jay, this is his thing. Never seen the Godfather. Not two either, right? No? Goodfellas? Yeah. Come on, he's not crazy. No, I don't go on the best ever's. I just have a cutoff of how far back I'll go.

Oh, time-wise. Yeah, because I think you just, something's lost on them. I watched Scarface in my 20s and was like, that was a fun watch, but like I don't worship it the way everyone seems to. You think it's when you watch it? I think it's when if you're a kid watching it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you catch it a little bit late.

So it's almost the point, like, I'll go back and watch the Godfather. I'll be like, this kid. I don't have nostalgia for it, so all I would think about, like, this is a good story if it was done now, like, by a new movie. Even though I hate remakes of movies I love, I hate it when they do that. You'd be a great prestige TV series. This would stream fantastically on Amazon Prime. We had you on a big day. Bobby's already worshipping our new God, whatever's inside that comet.

Oh, boy. Well, listen to me, man. This is the problem. Bobby thinks it's Christ. well here's a thing bro we're four hours away i believe maybe less than yeah a little bit more maybe maybe christ second coming or a little bit more from knowing when this thing when this thing hit the perileum when it hits the perilium yes um when it passes the sun that's what that means that's what that means i thought that was a little airy underneath your dick buddy buddy i just said it looked at sean's face

and went right and he went yes and i was like thank god Is that a soft part of skin around your pecker or something? That's perennium. That's perennium. Parallium is when the comet gets the closest to the sun where it gets the hottest. And that's where a comet will start to fall apart and the gases and the water. And that's when you, oh, that's just a comet. Now, if this comes around the sun after the peroleum, right?

Yeah. It's a comet that's coming. Why? I don't know the word at all still. what's that thing called again the three eye atlas it's a comet that's coming around the sun now it's a thing is that it's a comet that's been on its way

for a while so we talked about it last time I was here but like Bobby would you like to discuss I would like you I'll just you correct me when I'm wrong yeah when it comes around the sun stop Sean correct them when a comet comes into the sun it picks up speed but when it comes around

it should remain the same speed If this comes around the sun after the perileum, it should remain the same or actually lessen. Lose mass. And if it doesn't lose mass, and if it picks up speed, that means something is controlling it. Yes, it's intelligently controlled. What if Tokyo drifts around the sun, the perennium, if you will? Then that means it's an Asian. What if a Tokyo drifts around the sun's asshole or that little flap of skin under your dickhole?

That's a whole different thing we're talking about. We're in real trouble. It's a CO2. It's actually a CO2 in the 3-I Atlas. There's tons of it. Just the booster. But they're saying it's made, they think it's a different type of metal? No, so what it is, it contains nickel without iron, which you don't see, you always see those two things together, which you could make the guess that somebody, it's industrial and somebody put it together that way.

Because that type of metal is not in a, that's man, that's usually manmade if you separate the two metals. Right. But this is also from outside our. I think it's Jew control because it's full of nickels. Where's my camera? Hang on. Put the Harvard hat on. Where's my camera? And I'm Big Jay, and we'll be right back into these messages.

What? So that's why they think, hey, if that's the case, then went through a process to separate those two elements, which means that it's also, it's a craft. It's constructed. Speaking of Harvard, there's a science. from Harvard who is well respected Chinese just had him on the podcast his name is Avi Lobby that's not Chinese no he's very Chinese he's very Jewish yes very Jewish he couldn't get into Harvard anymore they don't let him into his office but yeah Harvard's now I believe

from the river to the sea right but he he is saying that he believed this is all from his point of view that he's saying that this is very likely now he did this before with Muamua. A Muamua, he said. What he wants everybody to do, which has worked. Muamu was the last, the last, there was three interstellar objects that came. And it was the leading rebounder at Duke last year. And it's what we were going to name, when Dan left, we were going to name the show that, by the way.

Muamua, muha. But then we lost weight. Muwa, mua, mua. Guys, welcome back to the Muamua show. The Muamuahua show. Bring you all your hilarious milk. Drink you on this funny milk. For Halloween, you're boo-a-boo-a.

Yes, so this is the third. It's the biggest by far. Stop touching the mic. Oh, sorry. It's the biggest by far. And it's going 176,000 miles per hour. Which is nuts. Which is nuts.

It's out of control. So if it comes around the sun... Well, not when you live your life, 176,000 miles per hour at a time. Sorry. I'm working on a new character called Space. Trevetti. What's the fuck's his name? Don Dom. Domreto. Domreto. I'm doing space, Dominic Torretto.

I live my life of 176,000 miles as a stretch. I'm going to come down there and have to go, with family. One of the last ones, they put a Pontiac Fierro in space, so this kind of tracks. Terrible what happened to space, Paul Walker, in his fucking, his Ferrari ship. But they ended it so tastefully. He just went off into space. So anyway, yeah, so.

This is the third object. It's not from our... It's interstellar. It's interstellar. From our galaxy. And the path of this, this thing was spotted the first time July 1st by astronomers. And the path that it's taking, it's so perfectly going around all our planets, like taking views of all the planets. That's also why they think it might be manipulated.

And here's the thing, too, is that NASA has high-res photos of this. And they... 16 days ago now, and they won't release them. Yeah, because of the... They say it's because the government shut down. Now, I heard that they're in there, in the window. When you get close, you can see them giving superfingers. But I think it's doctor.

I think it's doctor because I'm picturing needs to be a three-fingered-only people. You can't superfinger unless you have five fingers. You think they're coming down for Dan Cook's comeback? It turns out to be a hot topic poster. His girlfriend's not young. She's an alien. They all look 13. From the planet.

From the planet 13. We've come for your Dane Cook. Can I ask Sean a couple of questions? Yes, you can. First of all, I saw this thing. I thought a comet is a rock. Why does it look like a three-mile-long transparent microorganism that's with glowing lights inside?

So that video now is like that's like, it looks weird, it looks like a cell or something. Yeah, the cell with lights. Nobody knows. Yeah. That also... How can that be? I don't know if that's been, they have other photos that were confirmed.

Was that one, that one was definitely confirmed? Because I feel like I never saw a source that confirmed. Bobby is my source. You think of Jacob's confirmed? He said he was too busy wiping puke off his new boots. That was sent by Bobby on the bonfire Instagram. The other ones they had of it, what comets don't usually have is that like it's a minute, it's the light's in the wrong spot. Most comics, they'll have the light and then the tail behind the light, right, of all the different debris and, you know, the rocks that come with it, right?

this is the reverse it's like it's the it's leading with the it's the bulb and it's leading with the tail and then they don't know why so like that's another reason why they think it's an odd thing and then at that actual the video that you're talking about is real I don't know what the hell that is but I guess it could still be a comment but I don't know I don't know well if you're really an expert then answer this question for me blue no it wasn't going to work you could have improvised it Get your little figure. I'm trying to get the close encounters. The boob-be-bo-be-bo-be-bo-be-bo-be-bo-be. I go, what do you say to that? I say, bo-be-bo. A lot of people are saying right now, boop-be-boo-be-boop.

And where do you lay on that? But the, it's acting weird, but still most scientists and astronomers think that it's still a comment. Do you know how big your podcast is going to be if it is an alien ship? Oh, it'll be. Huge. We'll be the Joe Rogan of the universe. Well, let's not get carried away. Joe Logan is the Joe Rogan of the universe. That's a good point.

Until you two volunteer for the voluntary space army, we're going to have. What's being the space force? You're going to be Randy Quaid in Independence Day? But you know, there's a guy that's also involved in this whole world, the UFO world. You know about the Jeremy Corbell thing. Of course. Six months ago, Jeremy Corbelle was on a TV show saying, could you please?

I'm sorry to cut you off there. I'd like Bobby to explain. Okay. Well, Jeremy Corbell He was saying on a show that he was on That he has that you know He does a lot of stuff with Space and Stars and UFOs

I'm having a hard time with your accent Sean if you would jump back in here Basically he said They're gonna tell you that there's a ship coming to Earth Yes And it's and it's bullshit It was bullshit It was not over this is six months ago

This is his thing Touching your beard No totally Yeah, yeah, this guy's got it. He was going to say it's bullshit, but this is, you know, he works for the government, though. So he goes, so he said, he's like, they're going to tell you that this ship's coming, but it's a lie. I know, I know the document that it's based off of, and six months later, we hear about three-eye outlets. But didn't we, didn't they say years ago that in November of this year, something was going to happen?

November rain. There's conflicting reports. The, there's conflicting reports. It's like, they're supposed to. Sean, I need you to take this more serious. Something happens in November, and then something in 2007. But this also, this, this object, there was a signal that came to us called the wow signal in the 70s.

Do you really remember it? Yes. It wasn't the bumper stickers from opening up. No. Oh, it's right. Oh, it's not Whippem out Wednesday? We got to bring that back. But we got to do it with penises.

Yeah. But it was a, came from the... Every day. This object's coming from the same direction that signal came from. And it's only... about six degrees off from where it came from. Now, the wow signal, explain that to the listeners. I would, but I'd like you to do it.

It was an insane radio blast that was picked up from, I think it was SETI or one of the different groups that kind of... Was it SETI? Was it SETI? Jay, was it SETI? It might have been SETI Alpha 6. You know, I'm feeling like that time you guys had Jacob dress up and trying to fuck me like an alien.

There was that one time, but that was different. I feel like I'm being set up. That was a dance. This is in the news, folks. This is facts. That was the Dan Soder years. I'm being mocked. Yeah, that was the voices.

No, that's when Dan was here. Dan was a bad person and made fun of people. That was the attitude error of the bonfire. A lot of people didn't know this. A lot of people knows, but Dan is a calculatingly volatile, mean man. Dan Soder is not the angel, the funny sweet angel. We all think he is. Oh, he's not.

He's vindictive. He's angry. He pollutes and brainwashes our crew by taking them out to Ted's Montana once a month. Once a month? Really? Yes. He takes him out to a fucking. in Ponderosa, essentially, and they

worship at his feet. Yeah. Jacob comes back like he was in a cult. We have to, what's that? What do they do to cult members? We have to untrain him. Yeah, we have to debrief him. Debrief him. What do you say when you come back? You go, that Dan Soder. Oh, everything goes, oh, did we laugh over franchise steak? Yick.

That's a good restaurant. It's not a good restaurant. It's a terrible restaurant. Yeah. You need a fucking Margaritville to Steakhouse. Me and Jay took you to Del Frisco. Good restaurant. You fuck, we're taking you to Del Frisco's. Dan, I don't think you know we're nice. You just love him because he has a big dick.

Yeah. Fuck you. Does he have a big dick? Probably. Yeah, it probably does. You got nuts. You've got nuts that really like you could see him from like the front. Yes, my friend, Jacob.

What other question would you like about this? Possible. I don't know. Universe changing event. Yeah. Like, we're all just joking about steak. There might not be steak in a couple days, guys. We might be dead.

We might be dead. What if this, though? Or slaves. Yeah, but you don't know that. They could be just taking a trip. around and they'd be like hey there's earth want to go there like nah that's a shithole it's their

it's just their Chinese people that we're going to take pictures it's like Camden New Jersey Earth is Poughkeepsie it's like nah you can see it from here when I'm going to stop there Earth is the Syracuse funny bonner inside baseball

what a bummer is it that that's got to be shitty for the Syracuse improv to know that everyone feels that way hotel's nice it's in Syracuse The hotel is across the street. Yeah. You go to Syracuse and you ask people what you can do, like to visit, and they tell you go to the mall.

Yeah. Where the club is. And they also have you ask them, what's to eat? What's your thing here? Chicken fingers. It's chicken fingers and popcorn. I thought that was the old lady. Me and Finnoi were there, and there was a lady drinking rosé trying to get us to scare a black guy that was currently in her room that was fucking her friend's daughter.

And when we said no, when we said, no, she called us, she said, she's more man than both of us. She's an old lady wearing a pantsuit drinking a plastic cup of rosé. She turned around and cracked ass so hard. And then turned around and looked at me in Phanoi and she went, on my life, she went, chicken fingers. It was like a sitcom. She was like, why won't you guys throw this guy out of my room? I go, I'm not getting involved in that.

She goes, I'm more man than both of you. Oh, no. I'm sorry. she says chicken fingers afterwards her first thing she farted it's just me and finoya oh that's what I always forget from the story

I guess first thing's turned around after she farted she goes I just farted in front of all three of you and there's two of us I just farted and then she just went chicken fingers that's amazing but Jacob what's your question

I mean you said how do they know you said that this comment is lacking iron or nickel or something like for all the idiots on now let me translate for Sean how do you know for sitting here on earth what it lacks and

what it's made up of yeah that's a I barely know but it's like it's all based of the amount of light that it's giving off which means weight and they can tell they can tell by the light and the debris and the way it I have when we get eyes in this thing

it's got like an insane clown posse bumper sticker on it It's just, like, fucking, just pieces of shit on a fucking, on a vacation. Now I'm... What if it's us? What if it's just our, just, like, guys, all comics that we know. No, we're just our... No, we're just a multiverse. That'd be fantastic.

That'd be great. That's one of the theories about what aliens are. Joe Rogan's not big. He's thin, like Jacob. Dude, I just want hippie aliens come by and goes, hey, I brought my acoustic flugelzorpe. You guys want to hear a tune? Are you excited? Is there like a, you know, when it's supposed to reappear around the sun?

It's four, four, four, five hours. So, yeah, it's supposed to come back from the other side of the sun really soon, a matter of hours. And then it's closest to us in February, and then in March it's closest to Jupiter. And that's where they're going to get the best look at this thing. The James Webb Telescope and the Hubble. They're going to get, like, amazing pictures of it. That's why I don't know if that one that looks really real, the one that looks like a cell. I don't know if that's real or not.

Oh, all right. I sent that, and I didn't know research. I just, I started to go, we're getting invaded. But when it's by Jupiter, it's going to be really, that's what Avi Loeb told us. We had an Avi Loeb scoop. But tonight, you're going to know just by the speed. If this thing's going faster, it's automatically confirmed it to speed. Because it would have to be manipulated to do that.

It would be intelligently controlled. Tomorrow morning. Tomorrow morning. You'll know. Why would they be heading to the sun? Why would it be heading to the sun at all? It goes around the sun. is that a shortcut

The voyage home No It's actually one of the reasons they thought It might have been aliens because they're like It kind of like a sneak attack if you're going to come to Earth It uses the sun The sun is pulling every planet All of us towards its gravity

You know what I'm saying? So everything the sun is holding Every planet in our universe Is held into our universe by the sun I'm not shutting you down dude But I just have you know Tomorrow morning I'll be speaking to Dr. Joe Rogan about this

Well, you should use this We've got some alpha dog signs to get to tomorrow Okay So just you know If we find out by tomorrow This thing's going down I'm with the right guy If I hear you

You didn't even him are gonna have Oh me and him are gonna have fucking like Like laser crossbows I just want I want you to know this right now If I hear you say Peroleum tomorrow I'll come there and beat the shit out of you

Take your word? That's my word Oh yeah I'm gonna call perennium still I'm gonna commit today He goes no I think it's a synonym I think it means that That thing that Bobby was talking about

And that thing under your dick I think You should just use all the stuff and be wrong and then blame me for everything Absolutely And at the end of everything I say crazy I'm going to go That's what Terrence Howard told me in an email

No Terrence Howard said He also he showed me his new propulsion system I invested heavy So by tomorrow morning We're going to know if this thing picks up speed That means something has to be in it Because a comet would not pick up speed And kind of break apart after it comes around

because that's so hot it's the closest to the sun yeah but in full disclosure this thing's already lost mass it's already lost mass so that means it could be a comment yes do you want to hear my first question for the aliens could you play it lou i'll translate let's what your gender you don't want to come off this thing and we just miss gender them right away what's up guys guys what do you mean guys call me sir again what's the fucking what's the

what's the translating game stop stop calling me sir i'm a lady just trashes the rations a fucking game stop the reason why they're coming here is jays doubled album them they we heard you understand us it's racial what do you mean you people we heard excuse me what is that supposed to mean with with the vinyl come a picture of our father What if they all look like you're drawing? That would be great It's a little cocks with feet

What are you watching tonight? What are we all watching tonight? I would mostly be scrolling all the accounts that I follow on Instagram to see There's no like camera fixed on the sun It's behind the sun. You can check Google news It's behind the sun right now

You're waiting for this thing to appear There's no cameras behind the zone Oh no it's not like it's not live streaming No, it's not, you can't see it. I thought I was live streaming everyone. I can't go out of running one right like this country. No, no, no, no, it's not the New Year's ball. Yeah, that's what I was picturing here.

It's not a hurricane. Oh, there it is. Yeah, it's not Jamaica. I'm just ravaged. It's, uh, no, it's like, when they get these images, it's like, they're using the James, the James Webb telescope, which is like this insane thing and the Hubble, like, and the Hubble, like, and stuff like that. James, James is a good one. The James, the James is a good one. Of course I do.

Yeah, right, but you're saying it like you're doing the thing. It's what thing? I love the James and the Hubble is the one we use The James Red thing is like insane Are you and Dan? You know what? I mean you talked We're going to start backing each other's plays more

I don't like what I just did right there James Webb James Webb and the Hubble Yeah Did you know it? Yes Thank you Jay Both of us knew it

We talked about it Before the show today We went over it It's like a really famous thing Sean we didn't need you in here We just like you What do you think I need this information Oh

I'm literally I'm blooming with this information. Sean is to be 83% correct? So now tomorrow. Sean was ADD, just making up shit. Are you going to stay up all night until they find out? Or are you just going to wake up tomorrow and read the news? Now, if they say it...

Wake up, honey, we're slaves. Put this on your neck. How soon till they say it? Tomorrow they'll probably have the reading of it, I guess. I would assume... How fast is it going? 176,000 miles per hour. And now how far away is it?

It's like a hemie. it's it's it's it's as far as the sun right now the other side of the sun and how far is that i can say it i it's it's around 360 000 miles away is is that correct yep yeah okay that's very good about me right jay you're gonna back to play you just nodded jay it's radio we can't hear you jay i don't understand yes this is 300 some thousand i'm not really understanding this map with what you guys are saying and the path because it's saying it's an interstellar comet so it's just coming into our solar system and leaving and it's not actually getting into the rotation of the sun so I don't know what's going I don't

get how this map corresponds that's the path that it's taking or Sean that's you that's on you Sean I let you take this one I hope by the way this is we're going to get fired soon anyway I don't know if you know this Sean recently we did a show in the booth out there the what we call the fish ball and then there's one particular lady who protects Kim Kardashian saw Bobby go down and suck my penis pantomime it was a pantomime during the show during the show we were talking to Marcus King

things got heated up it was getting steaming there Bobby felt the need I'm not gonna stop him he put my penis in his mouth in front of a bunch of people when I get nervous there's certain things that relax me was Kim Kardashian in the area we couldn't get to her little fat penis is relax me

so I it's true we need to be relaxed I'll tell you what You, it is this country, boy, I'll tell you. It's impossible to attack Kim Kardashian. There used to be simple pleasures. Dude, somebody got to her at some point, remember?

Remember when Prince told her to get the fuck off stage? I love that. Oh, that was the greatest moment ever. Remember when she became a lawyer, and your friends would be like, Kim Kardashian can't be a lawyer? And he'd be like, you can't become a fucking lawyer. She shouldn't be a lawyer. What does it say?

Christine? Oh, this is it says major breakthrough interstellar comma and this is talking about how they it seems like there it is

I love that the photos they have are like original video games oh let me see a picture again is that pinstrives? It all looks like Cubert. I like the white walls.

It's one of those like eyes those posters to me just squint to see what it was. I have magic eye pictures that's the thing that really messes me up is that NASA has

high-res photos of this right now. That's the James Webb, dude. And they could... In all fairness, there's also... It's the James Webb. There's a rumor that NASA, like, covers this shit up all the time with, like, the video. They'll cut the feeds of the videos, and they'll...

There's a video... This guy Ross Calthard. He's, like, a true journalist. Ross is really good journalist. And that's what the government does. They come and they try to distract us. They tell us the dancing's illegal, so all the black people move away. This is our footloose start.

Fullloose was a lot more social commentary than you think. What if when you find out... Everything comes back to Footloose. What if you find that that that solo, angry, dancing in a mill is what drives them away, like the water for the signs aliens. What if they saw footloose, and the reason why I've never come back

is because they couldn't dance, and now they saw that, and they're like, we can go back. They were like, wait a second, there's no dancing in this town. We found our place. They think it's a historical document. I'll tell you what. All those fucking cropped circles are in farmland, where I assume dancing is illegal. Maybe they're done by

dancers. Ooh, gay dancers who love patterns. That sounds right. Zosa. He saw the house back to the president. Have you seen the crop circles that they have on video just appear? Yeah, being made.

You've seen them on the videos of being made? Being made. Yeah, I don't know if I buy into it. I don't either because I just saw, I just saw me jump out of a plane. Shut the fuck up. That's not real? No, it's not real.

Shut up. And you landed on Godzilla's back? And you know what? I didn't get a McLaren either. Oh, that's it right there, yeah. Yeah, look at that. Yeah, that could just be rats. What?

That's, I. I don't know, you know... I mean, you don't know what's real anymore because of AI, but that's creepy. Well, back in the day, there was these guys in England that admitted that they made it, and they showed how they made it,

they made it overnight, but then some people, like, these things have appeared in, like, minutes. I just don't understand what the fuck, why would you make a... If you could make a crop circle, why would you make one? Yeah.

Well, the idea is, the spaceship's landing there and you can't see the spaceship, it's invisible spaces land, I guess, is the idea behind them? Some of them, they say they can, some of them can cloak themselves, yeah.

So that might be what's going on. But they're always, I will say this, beautiful landscaping. Beautiful. Yes. Beautiful lands. I love to crop circle in my backyard. That means the underneath of these ships

are so beautiful. I guess I have to settle for crop dusting the crew of bonfire. Chicken fingers. Chicken fingers. But yeah, they have, look, these are all the ones. Look at that guy. It's like fucking rims. Blackloo has a question?

Yes, Blackleau? These are like Latrell Spreewell necklaces. Yes? AI necklaces. I love it. Sean, can you tell us a little bit more? about the NASA Golden Dome. They said they put out

some sort of protective shield for the Earth. So apparently, we were talking to Avi about that. No, you go, I'll go. We're talking to Avi about that. It's not just NASA. It's actually another group. I forget the anagram for it.

And they put a defense thing into... NIA? The NIA, yes. And words in space. Come on, Lou, I've fed that for you to say it. So it's NASA's involved with it, but there's another group called the space defense system, whatever it is.

And it's for the first time ever, they did put it on alert but they haven't I think that was a little bit of an internet thing as well but it's it's not fully like doing anything it's like people just know about it because they I guess they've put their they turned it on I don't know what that even they do with it

you know what can it do? Are they gonna rape Jacob first or the women? I think it's it's like the golden it's like the dome and Israel except it's golden because it's Trump it's Space Force dome and it says missiles in space it says you fly it and then it fires a missile to you don't know if you were taking

Paco on the road, but he gives pretty golden dome. No. Guys, we'll see you tomorrow. It's the bonfire. Now, they have Space Force. They invented another branch of the Army, I mean, of the military, for space. It's like the X-FL, though. Like, you could be, like, General Awesome. You could just pick your own name.

Space Force. Uncle Laser. He was actually in Space Force. A lot of Uncle Lasers is from Space Force. That also will kill Tony. irregular. General Boom, Boom, Boom, Washington. General Freddy Boom, Boom, Washington. That's your actual name? No, but this is like the XFL. You can make a name whatever you want. No one cares here. It's like creative player.

Yeah. My name's Sue Clywalker. No, but that, one of the rumors is that that was formed because Trump was read into when he first got in there. He was read in about UFOs, and then he... Something freaked him out enough where he's not telling people out, right? He's kind of alluded to it. He went on Rogan, and he was, like, avoiding the questions. Yeah.

He was very much avoiding the question. There's going to be a UFC on the White House. You know what I mean? He wasn't answering it, which is very unlike Trump. That's probably why there's a UFC at the White House, because he had to get Rogan to stop asking questions. That would be anything digging at all. You know, we're thinking about doing a UFC, like, okay.

I'll talk about that first. Take him off the trail. Like, what's these supplements about? Joe, talk to me about on it. What is a kettlebell? I'd like to get in at ground level. What do you have one of those newfangled kettlebells with the gorilla phase on it?

But yeah, so, yeah, isn't that weird that the one thing he won't blab about is the thing? I think whatever contingent is intimidating people about this stuff. Don't forget about that island that everybody went and fuck kids. He's keeping tight-lipped about that, too. Kidfuck Island That was the first rule of going to Kidfuck Island Frequent flyer miles there

What's the rule of KidFuck Island? Everybody's mad that no one's talking about Epstein Island That's the rule of Epstein Island Don't tell It's the fight club of Islands They go hey what happened over there goes Yeah I can't tell you If you find out you find out

But I can't tell you It's like what do you think You know when people were Freaking out about the drones over New Jersey and New York. I know what that was. Yeah. But then he said we are going to get, we're going to get to the bottom on this.

Then he got elected and it was like, yeah, it's. No, they, the government admitted to it. The government admitted to they would, they were, and they had, they went through the FAA and they, everybody was aware of it. It was a contract that were just testing out military type drones that were the shape of the, they actually admitted to it later in, like in pieces they did. The first the FAA, FAA admitted to it, then the government admitted to a very little. lightly they just put out there over hoboken

we're just testing yeah no they were just testing out military type drones watching christine masturbate in my backyard as I assume she does at the moon aggressively when I leave in the grass part just howling and fucking fisting her own

clam you could go under the little palapa is that why three eye atlas showed up she's been sending smoke signals all night yeah she was You can see the Luxor and Christine's fucking gash

from space Christine was flicking her bean in a certain tone They thought that We were Ping, ping, ping, ping Bring me your leader Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, guys, I'm part of their Barmy now What if that's the only thing that kills the aliens is her laugh? Oh, it's like Mars attacks. They just, with their brains explode? And they find it up by accident. Christine scanners the aliens.

They go, oh! That's a movie. All right, so tomorrow, we'll all know. Yes, sir. It was a movie. Mars attacks. Yeah, but not with Christine's voice. No, but it was, they used, uh, what's the name, the slim, slim living?

They actually did it in a quiet place, too. The noise fucked them up. I know it was made. You played music really loud and fuck them up, right? The noise fucked them up, yeah. But that'd be a great movie of Christine, Christine. They just brought her into the ship, take her, and they took her, and she gets into the ship. Strapped her off.

Joe Rogan and all of our best scientists have, like, study the waves that come out of Christine when she, like, when she laughed. Apparently, it annoys everyone in all universes. I want Joe Rogan there to be the doctor in every movie about the world going haywire. I want to turn around and go like, it looks like we're about to have a planet of apes. He's always got the doctor news. So real quick, tomorrow, we're all going to know

if it's a spaceship. If it's falling apart and it's slowed down, it's a comet. And if it's sped up and it's still intact, there might be intelligent life. Or if you don't hear anything for a couple of days, then you should know that... So if we don't hear nothing, that's bad.

They get this information pretty quick. They get it out there. They have all these different photos. Why wouldn't they know, like, tonight you might know? I think it's like you got about like five more hours. Five more hours and we're going to know. Should I buy a $6,000 telescope? No.

Buy a $6,000 telescope. Should I buy a James Webb telescope? Well, that's the thing that's... I'm saying before you're like, can I watch it tonight? Like it's fireworks. It's so far away. It's so far away. Like the sun, right?

No, no, no. I thought they were going to like broadcast the big telescope or something. No, I don't think they can. I think they're all right. I thought you guys knew Jimmy Webb. Sean Donnelly is going to be. You're going to be, here we go. Sean and Dan's podcast.

They're going to be talking about this nonstop. Not if it's a comet. Burb bro. They're going to talk about that too. I mean, Burbs bros at patreon.com slash burbs bro. And follow Sean. Shawnee Time on Instagram. Very funny comedian.

Very funny podcast. Very interesting podcast. Jay's going to be at Mothership this weekend, and then he's going to be in Tampa. And the only tickets available are for the Sunday show. I think so. And they're going to sell out too. So he's there Thursday, Friday, Saturday, all gone. Lewis is now going to be with me in Thanksgiving for Philly.

Oh, that's great. All weekend he's going to stay and do the shows with me. So that'll be fun. And Monday will be fun when you call us and tell us what happened. Oh. New Orleans Skake Fest, Salt Lake City for tickets and all the tour days. Jamaica's gone, man. What am I going to do?

It's gone, doggy. Everything is gone. How am I going to spend your money? B.J.comedycom. Bobby's going to be in May as Pennsylvania. Of course, Saturday, November 1st. Comics come home in the TD Guard, November 8th. After that, New Orleans for Skangfest, Providence, Rhode Island, Point Pleasant, and a bunch more.

Punchup.org.combe. Enjoyed the pre-record tomorrow. We'll catch you guys live again on Monday. Maybe. When I come home from the sphere. Unless we're all alien fuck slaves. Yes. Thank you, Sean.

Thank you, guys. Crackle, crack. Thank you.