The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Co-ed Russian Bathhouse

Episode Date: June 23, 2026

Bob lets Ari Shaffir take his son to a Russian bathhouse in the city. Jay questions his parenting because those places are notorious for lewd behavior. | Jay gets attacked by a toothless, half-dressed, homeless woman while he was in Minnesota headlining a theater. | Bob pays respects to Oliver Tree, a musical daredevil who passed away in a helicopter wreck. | Everyone is talking about the New York Knicks but Jay insists that the 76ers still have a better theme song. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly. I feel like a woman. I know you're in a great, relaxed mood, and things are going well. You think? Yeah, when you have your leg up, like a whore. Yeah. When you come in and you're just a sassy little whore with your leg up. A little pig slut?

Yeah, you're a little pig slut where your foot up there and your calf cranked out. Yeah. And your hand, you draped over your knee like a little pig slut. From a new pinkies? Yep. You know, Jesus Christ. Many little pinky pinks? I mean, it's just the fact that you've...

You avoid your fingernails like Patrice avoided fat jokes. I don't know how you do it. What do you mean? Oh, like, no one makes fun of them? Yeah, they do. Yeah, but it skims off you. It really just bounces off you like fat jokes bounced off fat Patrice. Yeah, you know what's interesting about that?

You are right about it. The things that get to me, my clothes aren't any of them. People make fun of it all the time. I'm like, sure, I get it. Yep. Lewis Swares. Louis Jigoma swears, it's like my trigger. But what's funny is when someone says that about you,

when it's not, it's no way to really defend it to be not. Do you know what I mean? It's like a snake eating its own tail. He goes, don't go with Jay's clothes. Oh, Jay's going to get really upset. Now you're talking about his clothes. And then when I go, I don't care, dude. You can make fun of my clothes.

He goes, here he goes. He doesn't care. And it's like, you're like, fuck. It's like, well, I don't want to defend anymore. He goes, I really, seriously, guys, I know, the wallet chain, the whole, I get it. Well, it's like, Norman bingles and bangles. Norton got us all okay with him, you know, with dudes and trans. It's like it never.

I'm not around that much. It's never settled right with me. No, but you do dress like one. Yes. You were as close to trans. I dressed like what Demi Lovato wanted to look like when she was going fucking trans. Yeah, but I think it's because you mix a different couple. You have a different, you have like maybe three or four different styles that you mix up.

That's fair. Yeah, you have like goth, rock and roll, hip hop, and just plain old gay. Yeah. That's this part. That's this part, Jacob, if you're wondering. It's my little pinky nails. Yeah, your pinky nails. Woo!

I'm working on my girl, woo. Turn it up, Lou. Woo! All right! Yeah! Woo! Yeah! Yeah.

Yeah, you have like... It's totally craning, flibbitty flapping, beep boob, scoop, do. Whoa, oh, oh. You can't pin you down. That's what it is. This is all Black Loo's old finger in music. Oh, oh, oh. Man, I feel like a woman.

I'd love to go see your family's rodeo. And I'm starting to dress like a fucking middle-aged Italian from Yorktown Heights. By the way, Black Lou, you'll be happy to know. Dutton Ranch is crowbarred in a black gentleman. We made it. Oh, they did? Yeah. Is it one from before?

Nope. Oh, didn't the black guy die on Yellowstone? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, they died, yeah. Well, that was in the contract. Yeah. Taylor Sheridan said, well, look, we can have one, but he's got to go. But he's going first, like a horror movie.

He's out of there, Prontissimo. Is it somebody famous? Um Waits what's somebody famous Well on On Tulsa King They brought in a black dude But it was uh

It was uh Sam Jackson Jesus No Which was great No no no He's just a Just a regular

It's the guy who owns The meat company That they want to sell their meat to Is he famous black Or like side famous Just a You don't know him from other things No

Wow No He didn't know him at all Okay Black guy no good No black guy is good Jacob Jacob, he's wearing a suit.

Black guy, bullshit. Yeah. You may pee pee pee on the street? Black guy, bullshit. They won the championship. Relax. Let them pee pee on the street. Jacob, I had, I lived a possible nightmare for you this weekend.

In a split-second moment, my size and hopefully natural intimidation, sans the pink nails, they were black, got me out of one in Minneapolis. with a crazy lady. This is a tough situation for a gentleman of your size that I could see of being a problem. I didn't tell you this, Bob, because I wanted to tell you when I saw you or when we got on air.

Is that what? Okay, I get it. That makes a lot of sense. Sometimes you don't call me, I feel like you have something. And you don't want to spill it because you don't know how to zip it. Oh, yeah, no.

This is good. Also, there's something to show you with it that I'd like to show you As it goes. I'd like to see it. I love for you to show me something. Yeah, I'll show you something. I love to see it.

You hold that. Oh, let me see. Take a peek up them george, dude. Jay's let me peek up the jorts. Do you see my swanelang? I do. I see your little white thigh. Yeah, it is fucking pasty.

Oh, my holy fuck, dude. You have a pool. Get out there. No. Take care of that, dude. No. I guess we hit you a little soft spot. Don't talk about my pasty skin.

It's my one thing. All right, now you guys are going at my lack of tan. They won't spray tan me here. They're like, why? I don't know, so I'm in Jersey like months away. Take that, take care of that milky thigh. I know. Come on, man.

I hate it. Yes, Jacob? I know. Tell your story first. Well, thank you. This is your show. Yeah, I appreciate. So they, I did the two theaters this weekend.

My first two theaters I was it. How was it? How was it? They were great. Sold out? Minneapolis was close and Boise was. How was it like going out in the theater like walking out and doing that and just one show?

Is that awesome? Did you love it? Doing the one show is very cool because it didn't bother me doing so much material because it's only one show so I'm like repeating myself all night. But I mean I wish there was more. I like the intimacy more of a club genuinely. Did you kill it?

They went good, I think, yeah. They were fun. You're so humble, I love it. I mean, I don't know. It's hard to tell. Did they stand up at the end? Yeah. Some of them did.

I don't know if everybody did, but some of them did. I'm pretty sure you feel that means you did really well when they fucking go, this isn't enough. I got to get up. I think they just like me. Yeah, they love you, man. It's not their love. They just mean they're the person.

Even they didn't laugh that much. They were kind of like, wow, we love. them. Such a sweet dude. Your whole career is just because you're sweet. Yeah, maybe. I do sort of think that. I go, I've always been very nice

because I don't want to people think I'm not nice. Did you bow at the end like you were supposed to? One of the shows I did. I don't know it was the first or second, but I started giving, I think it was the last one. I started giving like, you know, my goodbye, thank you guys for whatever. And then I was like, I go, when I started giving the speech,

I was like, oh, they're going to make fun of me for. I go, I might as well go the whole way. I go, everybody's, thank you. To the people on the balcony, thank you. You bowed to the balcony? Oh, yeah. I gave them all, from my stool, but I gave them all hands together, praying hand. Thank you, thank you all.

You've been amazing. You've made my dreams come true. You gave a babbigliabal. Yes, I did, Bobby, just like instructed. How was it looking up in the balcony and seeing people up there? Was it cool? I couldn't see them. But you, like, having, like feeling that.

I think it was cool. I mean, I said, I've done a bunch of theaters before, but it was just the first time they were there, like, for me particularly. Right. Which was, it was awesome. It was cool. Did you go out and meet? Do you a meet and greet?

No. You didn't sell anything? You saw any merch? No. No? You didn't sell, like, fingernail polish? Jay's pink polish? Jay's pink polish?

Oh, that'd be so cool. Somebody made me nail polish once. It was called Jay's something polish. That'd be a great merch for you. Pink and black. That's it. Just those two? Yeah, for whatever mood you're in.

Either you're in a pink mood or a black mood. Hey. Sundays they wear black, Mondays they wear pink. I'll tell you what, it's not a bad thing. That's pretty much, I'm in a pink or black mood usually. Yeah. Those are my two moods, pink or black.

I know you're gonna pink today because that leg. Now, do I wear black to keep myself evened out when I'm feeling pink and I wear pink to try to drag me out of black? That's the question, Jacob. I'll leave that to you. Go. I think you. You took too long.

I should beat him up, dude. That's what happened when you take too long on the baddies. You take too long to answer, dude. get roughed. First of all, there's no time at all on the batty. They just fuck you up when you walk in. I know. We watched the first five minutes, and Bobby was 17 fights in just

like to catch you up on last week. They had a house meeting, and every time a new girl showed up, she just came in and she goes, who want it? And then a girl gets up and they fist fight into blood. And then they all sit down and laugh, and then another girl comes in, she goes, what up, y'all? And so I'm going, oh, this bitch is here? And then they go fight.

And it's so good. One girl, it gave me such anxiety. She ran around the security out over the balcony, which was a cliff. She was hanging off a cliff to get to a girl. To get to another girl. And then they had to drag her off the ballot. I mean, just like a 30 foot drop. And I'm just like, I can't take it.

It was crazy behavior. She's an Australian black lady, but she jumped over the balcony like gate that is over a cliff to skirt along the side of it to get around. security to get to this girl. God bless her. It's insane. And then one girl had hair. It was a, her hair was a... Same girl.

Okay, yeah. It was a bottle of alcohol. And her hair was coming through the end of the alcohol into a... A hanging, dangling cup. Into a cheese cup. A dangling cup. So it looked like her hair was the alcohol being poured into the cheese cup. That was the hairstyle.

It's ridiculous. Yeah. Josh made a song about it today. Go to his Instagram. But maybe the best thing. on TV, but maybe the best thing on, maybe the best thing on television. I mean, dude, if you like anxiety and stress, I don't want to get too far from what happened in Minneapolis.

Put a pin in it. So, um, we landed there. Me and Finnoi went and we landed and, uh, I went outside at one point just like smoke a cigarette. I'm like, dicking around on my phone. Yeah. And I'm like, uh, there's nowhere to sit. So I'm like, standing, kind of pacing around. Outside the club?

There's no club. It's theater, but no, it's outside of the hotel. How dare you? How fucking dear you? It's in the back of the theater. No. It's in the front of the theater. No, it's in the hotel.

It's in the hotel. I said so many times. I'm just getting to it, Jay. I'm just trying to straighten him out. I know you are, buddy. I know you are straightening his shit out once and for all. He's not a club comic anymore. He's a theater comic.

Oh, no, I'm in a club this weekend. Like I said, he was just one week in the theater. Now he was back at the club. Hey, Buffalo. Oh, oh. So, yeah, so I was outside. I just, like, dick around my phone. And by the way, I know.

it's very quickly out there. They have a major... I'm downtown, granted, but I mean, bum, junkie, fucking homeless, vagrant. Yeah. Disgusting pieces of shit.

And it's the same... It's that same energy of, like, the Denver disgusting pieces, piles of shit out there because they smell worse because they're also hippie somehow or something, and just like these weird fucking

snow junkies are running around and some junkie lady this white lady with I mean a handful of teeth wearing a fucking bikini top like a crocheted bikini top on her fucking It's hot

It wasn't it wasn't I like crochet It doesn't matter what you thought of the bikini The body it was on was disgusting She was a junkie She was all like that like empty skin Flappy and shit And she had on jean shorts

but corner my eye I don't know what the hell that it and so she goes and like she didn't seem like I was I didn't seem like I was in her way but she breaks course to like

come like right by me when I'm you know sideways or something to her and I don't even really look over it in my mind I just kind of assume like oh I'm I was in her path or something you know I'm milling around

not paying attention so I move out of the way and then she's like doesn't go past me. She like moves back she moves the direction I move and then like now I'm looking up and I move like out of the way again and she goes

chest to chest with me just in my face not saying anything Bobby these crazy fucking eyes just go like and it's where her mouth open like in my fucking face and I went oh and I threw her on the ground. I was like you fucking junkie bitch get to fuck away from me

she just got up and she was like fuck you and walk on my guy I'm like you fucking crazy junkie bitch I was fucking it was so out of nowhere it was nothing a lady just

I saw her like you know I said like corny eyes just like you're looking at your surrounding she's coming across the street and it was like a be line right for me just some fucking crazy

toothless junkie she was just mentally ill but she was a big fan of you before she got a head injury she's like is that yeah she can't get the words on she doesn't have to communicate

she doesn't have to communicate I'm a fan I loved you I got no motorcycle accident it was fucking crazy The thing, I don't know, it was like a weird, like chest bumping me, like, what's your fucking problem? Out of nowhere. She should have kissed her.

No. She just leaned in, went, uh, is that what you want? No. She would have been like, you're a weirdo. I'm out of here. Yeah, could you mind if we still clanked teeth? She only had, like, five. Would you?

Dude, it was, it scared the shit out of me. Because by the time I realized it was happening, you know what I mean? She was, like, touching me. Ugh. It was so weird. Oh, yeah. That town's nuts. Yeah, I really was like, what the fud.

fucking zombie apocalypse is one of the wokenest towns in the country too i know that's why they let all the somalians in or something right and there's something like that oh that's a lot of somalians since i've been going there for yeah two decades now almost i've been going to minneapolis at least once a year or so yeah and uh they've always said a thing there's like somali a lot of somalians and every was like a bad thing which is a thing like for some reason it's this high population of somalians now i think it's a thing it may have become a thing i guess wasn't that the people they were saying like be careful they're going to eat your fucking pets was that them yeah that was the ones they were just eating the uh the swans in the park they were just like i mean let me tell you

something if i came from a third world country and all of a sudden i was there and there's just a a turkey looking thing and a pond and i was starving i'd fucking grab it by its neck and cook it i don't even need any of those stipulations if you if i watch the guy kill a swan pick it up out of the water and take it home and he says to me it goes i'm going to eat this i go that seems like fair game. I couldn't even tell you if that's against the law. Yeah, who says that, who says what meat is good? I mean, Swan must, it might be better than turkey.

No. You don't know that? We don't know that. We don't know that. What if Swan is like the juiciest bird? I think it would be a lot like duck would be my guess and duck I think is not my thing either. It's very gaming. Duck is like steak. I like mock duck. What's mock duck? Fake duck.

Will they have fake duck? I guess. Christine's got it for in Chinese food and I've enjoyed that because I know it's not real but when I've gotten real duck it's very fatty and weirdly like gamey. One of my favorite games is duck duck goose. I like that game.

What's the correlation? Just duck. Okay. Yeah, I'm just ducking it. Duck, duck. Do people just eat goose liver or they eat goose also? You can eat goose but not as much as Yeah?

Yeah. The Canadian geese. Yeah. Oh yeah, Christmas goose. So, fucking Ebenezer Scrooge. Yeah, they eat goose. Have you ever had a goose? No, I've had goose liver. I've had duck liver, which is real good. Have you ever gotten goose?

Yeah, what's a correlation? When I grab your butt cheeks? Goose. I, yeah, that is, I mean, that town's nuts, but I can't believe you actually, like, threw it to the ground. I would love to see that. It was jarring. Did you grab her and throw her?

throw her? No, no, it was a hand push. A hand push? Yeah, and she was just, you know, a fucking weird, flabby fucking junkie. It was so bizarre. Did you wash it? By the time it was happening, you know, I've been asked that more than once? No. You didn't wash your hands after you would have show. No. Oh, dude, you can get fucking all kinds of shit from me. I ate a cucumber with my hand. No, no, you didn't. I held it in the middle like a cock and bit down, inch by inch, making sure my hand got every bit of that thickness before it went inside of me. You just reached into a fruit salad.

I don't know a lot about it. Yeah, I shared a bag of chips with Mike Fanoia. You licked your finger and stuck it in the bottom of the bag just to get the little last crunchies. Yeah, I guess I did touch her right in her chest. But that's the last place you inject, right? Where was Fanoia inside? Inside. Oh, wow.

Jesus Christ. Inside the hotel. That's weird. Yeah, the homeless people in, like, Denver and in other towns like that, they're more aggressive. It's like they're, I feel like, and you don't know if they're homeless. Like in Denver, it's like, is that guy just through hiking or is he a homeless guy? Because they walk up to you like, hey, what's up, man? It's like, what's up?

How's it going today? Good. They're like, no, I know, hey, man, you got any money? I'm starving. It's like, oh, I thought you were a teacher. I didn't. I've regurgged this a few times, too, that Janus Pappas always said when we were up in Montreal, talking about how aggressive the homeless are in Montreal.

all these nice places of supposedly all these great people with these aggressive homeless Cleveland same thing and it's like uh we're just Ohio in general and Janice goes well New York they're not like that because um once in a while like every couple years somebody sets one on fire and it reminds him that like the people will come at you yeah you know what I mean you can only push so hard before the people turn on you and something doesn't happen in places like that I guess because I'm saying Minneapolis like I don't know why Minneapolis the people I mean, that was the only one I dealt with, but I watched aggressive junkie homeless the whole day. The people watching of it was crazy out there. Well, they also, yeah, New York City, they'll fuck them up. Like, people fight homeless people. I've seen that. And in Minneapolis, they're so, hey, it's okay.

Just let them. I think they get a lot of that like, yes. I think people react to the intimidation of it maybe in those places more. Yeah, they're going to start. Cleveland's a tough fucking town. Cleveland's a tough town. I'm surprised their homeless are so far. fucking aggressive. Maybe it's because I'm in the very

touristy part, that brick road, the promenade and everything. I think it might be you know, and I'm there at times I think where it's just like it's very touristy. It's very very lily white collegey feeling over there. So maybe that's why they're so aggressive. Again, because maybe the

intimidation kind of works. Yeah, Cleveland has like one block of tourists. Yeah, that's it. And then if you go off that block it's a fucking bone thugs and harmony song. Yeah, it's like the favelas in the Brazil. I know Austin and San Francisco. I couldn't tell you which one was more, probably Austin was more aggressive, which, out of all the cities, you say Minneapolis is the most aggressive?

Well, I has had a particular situation in this one. I don't know about that. I mean, Indianapolis, fucking homeless are nuts. Yeah, they're nuts. I'm trying to think of the worst place I've ever, I mean, at one point I would have said it was fucking Montreal. Well, Montreal, the thing about Montreal is like you'd be sitting in the food court and they'd just come and sit at your table and start begging. And I remember there's just one crying lady.

She was like, she looked like she was 65, 70 years old and she'd be like, please, please, please and cry and cry. And then you just see her be totally normal until like her next mark walked by. Oh, it's all a gig. But that's Austin, too. It's all. A lot of these are gigs.

The scariest was when Austin had the tent city. It was like walking from the creek to like the Congress or whatever. You didn't want to walk by because you're just like, oh, there's a bunch of unpredictable mentally ill. Oh, Austin for a minute until they changed it. They had to literally change the rule back. Yeah, that stupid law. It was a tent city under the bridge

Right by the creek Jolus got chased to the club I got attacked actually didn't he No he got chased Just chased Yeah they were They came at him and he started running They got like the long legs

And he took jujitsu Yeah Lewis and I were gonna have lunch In an outdoor cafe in Austin But we couldn't because somebody made a duty Right outside the seating Yeah Austin's a shit hole You saw them make the duty?

No it was there It was human because we'd never smelled Like human duty before And I remember Lou actually said that's human shit. Now, you can't tell for some reason. It is weird. Well, it's, you can tell. It's like, oh, that's human shit.

Again, judging. And we got to talk about the downtown. We're talking about the downtowns of these places, too, because I will say Austin is a pile of shit, that little area there. But I went to Tim Butterley's place and everything, even driving out there. I drove through some really, really nice neighborhoods out there. Yeah, Austin's beautiful. You're going to get 20 minutes outside of that?

Like, 20 minutes away in, like, really nice areas. Yeah, Austin's a cool little town. but that's six to have after the when the sun goes down no all day long yeah all day long i say that place i think i like during the day it's not as crazy of course because it's like families and shit and but that's still now that's when it's mostly homeless and people trying to get you to come into a to drink it one in the afternoon so depressing six to straight on at like noon well donna max a not working mechanical bowl an off mechanical bowl but still with the wind in front of the window later on guys there's going to be so much fat pussy on this

Donna Maxa come into the mothership and I told her I go you can't like you can't you got to Uber everywhere and you got to find shit to do every day every night when I'm doing my shows I do not want you on that street she's like we'll be fine I go

it's different than New York New York there's something about there's so many more people where it's like everybody's kind of together I know it's dangerous. But that little block is so, I don't know, the energy of

fucking danger is always there. I never feel comfortable. Never. Sixth. On six to have, and I'm not going to have Dawn, you know, I love her. And the people watching is fantastic. She has no street smarts. She lost all her city street smarts that she used to have. We lived in the city for 16 years.

She kind of walked faster, new things. We came to the city Saturday and it was like I was you know she didn't know how to cross the streets anymore you know what I mean we came up she went the wrong way she gets turned around and

it's like she's suburban I'm in my car all the time person now so what did you come to the city for Saturday? Oh Saturday we came to the city for two things Did you go see the pink clouds with Ari? No I actually dropped Max off with Ari Max and Ari spent the day together

Did they go see the pink clouds? No Ari took Max to the Rush washing baths. Is that true? That's absolutely true. Yeah. Such a huge 13-year-old thing to do? You're a bad father.

No, I'm a great father. You're a bad father. I can't do I said that out loud. You're a bad father. You're a bad father. You're a baddie father. You actually have a baddie for a daughter. I do with my daughter. Hell yeah, clock a bitch.

Dad, what are you doing? I send him to Ari to go to a bath house. You're a bad father. I'm sorry. That was where I watch violence with my daughter at night. I think the state should take Max away. No, they went, yeah, he took him to the bath. They went to the saunas. It was Co-Ed Day.

It was nobody there. So they went to the saunas. They went to all the saunas. Nobody's there on Co-ed Day? Because it's usually a gay bath house. No, gay is when it's not co-ed. No, it was Co-ed Day. So it's opposite.

When it's not Co-ed Day. Why are you fomfering so much? Well, because I didn't want him to go on that day. He did. No, he went on Coed Day. But nobody goes there because they know it's always just a gay place. Nobody was there. No girls go because they don't want to sit in gay jes all day.

Well, I did tell him. I go, listen, if you see, you might see boobs, but don't freak out. It's just a boob. I go, you can look once, but then you got to not look. You're a bad father. I'm sorry, came out again. You're a bad father. You're a shitty father.

I wouldn't set my daughter to a bad house with Ari. Oh God, the gay times It's the gay schedule Yeah He had a blast They did the The Russian sauna, the hot one And then Max went into the cold plunge

Got Ari to go in the cold plunge I wouldn't go in But he finally called Ari a wimp And he went in with him And then And they went in all the steam rooms I think there's five rooms I mean Ari went to a

concert after that. Yeah. Well, they went to lunch. They went to lunch after that, too. He could have just took Max to the concert and been cool. He took your boy to a bath house instead. He took him, well, he had to come back. We had Mani's, uh, we had, we had, could we hold this conversation and always I'm going to say? Yeah, what's up? Because we got plenty to talk about. Sure. You're coming to Skanks tonight? I'm, I can't. It's Ari's last show? I can't. Oh, okay. Yeah. I would have talked about it there. Uh, no, I can't. Why you hate Lewis? No, I love Lewis. I love Ari, I love you. I wish you could be there. Who do you hate them? I don't hate anybody. I just can't go.

Why is that? Why is that? I always assuming you can't go somewhere is because you hate somebody there. No, I love everybody there. I wish I could go. Dave, Dave Smith might come. Is he hate him? I love Dave. I wish I could be there. I just can't. I got to go home tonight. All right. Yeah. I got to go back to the house. I'm so sorry. Do you know? No, I do. I was planning on going and then I told Don that I'm, hey, I'm staying in town.

She's like, you can't. Do you have to go home and console Max for what Ari's done to him? No, they had, dude, he was, Ari was mad that he didn't go to camping. He woke up the next day. He was like, I fucked up, I should have went. We would all say that after we got out of it finally. Fuck, you know, dude, in hindsight, I should have just gone. I would have loved to fucking steal hoagies with you.

He called Max. He was like, Max, I want to hang out with you on Saturday. Is that cool? And he was like, yeah. And then he asked me, he goes, I'm going to take him to the Russian bathhouse. And I was like, all right, well, what day? Oh, you're supposed to just say no first? No, it's fine.

It's just a sauna. I don't say just do something else with them. What is bad about going to a sauna? It's a gay place for gay people to do gay stuff. It's not gay on Co-Ed Day. Huh? It's not, co-ed day. Yeah, I'm sure the gays really respect it's co-ed day.

Nobody goes on, no girls go on Co-ed Day because they know it's all gay stuff the rest of the time. No, I've been a bunch of times. You want to pop into something at the time it's not gay? I do. Do you really? I mean, no. Where? The butt plug store?

No. When's straight day at the butt plug store? I'm coming for that. It's not a gay. It's on just guy day, it gets a little gay. But I've never been. That's what I've heard. But that's only, it's Thursday's 12 to 5 and Sundays 9 to 2.

So it's really only gay, like a couple times a week. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, yeah, it's a. No, that's the pedophile. Those are the pedophile days. Co-ed's just a thing. Girls don't go to this.

Have you ever been to the Russian bass? Nah, dude. Roll the dice anyway. I always come up straight. You can roll it a thousand times in a row, dude. Keep flipping cards. Always going to be straight, dude. It's one of the coolest days ever.

I've been a bunch of times. That's kind of new thing right there. A Sylvester concert would be great if you fucking love this kind of thing. It is. It is. You go in the spot. You go in the sauna. You sweat.

Go on the cold plunge. Then they have the steam room. Then upstairs they have food. Yeah. You can hang out. It sounds like a gay party, dude. It sounds like a gay orgy, man. Everything seems great.

Good music, good tunes. I just, I'm not on the guys like that. Buddy, it's a man thing to go to a... We got a gift certificate for the Aries Bath House downtown. Ralph got it for us, and he just went for the massages. He wouldn't go in the baths. Why? Why would you go in the sauna?

Dude, I don't get hard for guys. Listen, I thought, I was like, maybe I can get hard for guys. And I was like, I got there for sure. And I was like, no, I'm definitely not gay. So I'm just going to get the massage. Buddy, I've been to the Russian baths in Chicago, New York. I mean, they're, they're, you're an international gay.

It's not, that's, that's, sorry, you're a domestic gay. There you go. World, I'm country gay. Yeah. Cross country gay. There we go. No, I was great. You're U.S. gay.

I'm glad that he went. U.S. gay. U.S. gay. U.S. gay. U.S. gay. Woo! And, uh... Happy Pride Month, everybody.

Well, yeah, he took him. And then they went for lunch. and hung out, which was great. That's nice to feed him after. And then after what? You got to get him something nice to eat and let him know that he's only buying this lunch because he agreed to not

say anything. I would hate that if in like 13 years, Max is in therapy, and he comes to him and goes, Dad, I've got to tell you something. Uncle Ari made me... Yeah. Uncle Ari took me to the steam room by himself. And what are you going to say? Uncle, I told you so, told me he was going to do that. Uncle, I told you so. I'll go with pink nail polish.

told me that was going to happen. Uncle, I told you so, said that was going to happen if you let Ari take your boy to a gay bathhouse. Uncle, I dress gay, but not gay, told me so. Dude, look at all the stuff you put on each other. Oh, he got a hat. He got a hat. A sauna hat? Yeah, yeah, you got that one.

You can only get it if you go, well, that's what the lady said to him, but I think she was lying there. You can only get it if what. I mean, you can buy it right now. What do you got to do to get it? Oh, my God, I don't even want to know. Don't even tell me what you have to do to get it. It's $35. Ari bought him a hat.

got him lunch and then put him in an Uber and dropped him up. Where's he going to wear that hat? It can only be in a sauna. I have a sauna at the house. Okay, that's fine because I'm just going to say the picture. If he wears it out, it's like a hat hat. There's a picture of a naked guy on a fucking, in a wood bench. He's not naked.

He's getting the Russian leaf massage. Oh, God, he's so naked. Dude, this hat is gay. What do you do with that hat? I don't understand. It's for your head, so your hair and your head doesn't burn. And the sauna's 200 degrees. It's so bad.

Well, it's got a picture of a naked guy on it. So, if you're looking at a hat, I don't understand. a mirror, you'll get hard quicker by seeing the naked guy in the picture. Is it just like a leaf covering the guy's weenus? It's a Russian it's a certain massage they give. It's a Russian wiener. The guys

have leaves and they kind of beat you with the leaves. It's always guys doing stuff with other guys. They slap you with the leaves. It's supposed to be very... What's it called? Christine, what's the massage called? Branch slapping. They massage your trunk? Yeah, there it is right there. Now, I was in the Russian bathroom.

one time on Coed and they had a girl very similar to that in that kind of area and they was slapping her so hard and their top came off and then she just sat up and we were all looking like trying not to look and she was hot she was like a 10 and we were all just trying to not look at her boobs I believe you because I don't think you're a liar and you wouldn't lie to me but I got to tell you that's a very convenient story to tell when we're telling you how gay bathhouses are. Now you've told us that you just saw random titties and everyone was great. When you go on Co-Ed Day, girls go in

it's just a body, Jay. This is how you lure people in. It's so straight on Co-E Day. It's so straight. There's tits everywhere. You can't have your boobs out on Co-ed. What are you talking about? You're not supposed to. But sometimes they'll... Well, when you're lying

down, I guess, with the top up, but you can't just be sitting there on the tits out. You warned Max. They beat her not off her back of her bikini top. And then she stood up because it saw it and it just... It's a magic trick. That's like taking off a watch. You can't leaf slap someone a knot untied.

That's not how knots or leaves work. Every time I've gone there, it's been like one of the most relaxing days ever. Of course, dude, full release. And you don't have to worry about talking afterwards and fucking listen to a bunch of bullshit about her day. It's actually very... It's a historical thing. I mean, it's for... Of course, dude, since the old fucking philosophers.

Up on Mount Olympus, dude. And the Russian baths have been there for a long time. That place is old. I know. And they got a new one down in Tribeca. They got those stone walls so no one can penetrate it. To know the horrors of what happens inside. You can go upstairs and eat.

They have all kinds of Russian food. It's really great food. You know, when I was like a bunch of like older guys with their towels around their waist drinking vodka. Like it's very like it's not like a nice place really. It's kind of dingy. It's dingy. Like the baths are nice.

But like look at the roots. Like, it's not nice. It's older guys enjoying a boy. Yes. It's right there in the cave paintings. You can eat cum food. And also you could have a lot of cum food. Comfort, but it's about C-U-M.

Comfort. Comfort. Oh, look, look, some of the monchies you can get while someone leaf beat you. I think... Everybody. I think... I think...

Everybody, look, I mean, you go there all the time and you can see... Who do you go with Modi? Famous people there all the time. Oh, yeah. We should go. Norman, what? Why don't we go? Are you proposing to me?

No, I'm saying that, look at, I... Yeah, let's go beat each other with fucking... Oh, you guys can bat each other? Why are they showering each other? This is gay. No, that's one of the Russian massage guys, the one of the guys with the hat. Now, I will tell you, when I went to the Chicago one, I was in the hot sauna, the real hot one. It was like 205 degrees, something like that.

And I was sitting there, and a guy was sitting across from me. I might have told you this. The guy was sitting across from me. And I was there with three other guys, and they left to go into the cold plunge. I stayed in the sauna, and they have big buckets of ice water, like faucets, so you just pour it over you. And I was sitting there, and a guy across me that kind of looked like, he was Russian, but he looked more like Paco. He looked more like Gangus Khan than he did a Russian guy. And he was like, he came over to me.

He's like, you know, you're not the way. Give me your feet, feet. feet and I was like what and he's like give me a feet but I you know I kind of get

either I'm I'm fight or flight you know what I mean or fuck actually Bobby I felt me to be fuck Mary Kill you're fuck Mary Kill

more than fight or flight so I don't fight a flight I'm saying is like I don't flight I just freeze and I froze and I just gave him my feet

and so he's like Then he got to, he had my feet up, and he's like doing the towel on my feet. It's so hot. The hot air is hitting the back of my feet. And then he's like, okay, now, stand up. And I was like, what? There we go. What?

Okay. And I stood up, and he goes, okay. You send your boy into this. They didn't do this to my, Max. I asked them. Yeah, but you know they could. Yeah, but you got to learn to say no. You didn't?

Yeah, but I want him to learn. I want him to be better than me. You don't, you don't want that. You want your boy. to get gay attack the same way you were so you guys feel like you're both men at the dinner table I understand how it is you can't be the only one who got raped by a man at a bathhouse so this guy he told me he goes you know he's like bendal so I was like huh so I kind of bent he was doing it like the towel thing on my back bite down on pillow and then he goes he

goes so he that's when the my friends came back in and they went oh and they I go, no, no, no, no, come in. And then he goes, come with me, and he brought me into the cold plunge. Just get away from these guys. Oh, your friends are back. Great. Come on. Come with me.

It is, it is, it was really weird. But he was one of the, he was, he was one of the massage. He worked at the spa. So he says. No, he did. What is the cold plunge? Like how cold? It's like ice water cold?

It's like 50 degrees or something like that, 40 degrees. I would stay right in the cold plunge so they can never get at my dick. That thing's going to be tucked away nice. I'm like, yeah, I'll tell you what, unless you're going to find out if I'm gay right now. Go on, touch it in this cold plunge. He ain't moving. But Max kept his shorts on. Like, you can go naked and just have the towel around you.

But Max kept his shorts on. Oh, no, he came home and lied to you. And those guys that are so comfortable being naked, they don't give a fuck. I hate that he came home and lied to you. It means he's ashamed to what happened. No, he's not. Hey, tell Max for me. Let him know it's not his fault what happened.

He was a boy. Nothing. He had a great day. It's mostly you're an Ari's fault. for not loving him enough. He had a great day with Uncle Ari and took him out. And then they went for burgers. And then he went back to Ari's house and took a shower.

Is that true? That part was weird. But, no, yeah, he had a shower. He had to go to a Babitzvah. So we had to shower, get all that stuff off him because he didn't shower at the spa. They just did the spa and left. And then they went back to Ari's house and he got ready for the bar mitzvah. Max took a shower?

At Aris House, yeah. he had to get ready what is he going to do you get upset if I say you're a bad father son I don't want to say Ari is one of my closest friends it loves Max they have a good connection

absolutely and shower what was I think Ari's raping Max no no it sounds like Max is just giving himself to him it sounds like you prepped your boy to just fucking what is it blossom for him well listen man Max is blossoming for him I'd rather with Ari than a stranger.

Might as well. Ari has had a real chance to watch him fill out. Yeah, so. He's abducted in plain sighting him. No, he got ready for the Bar Mitzvah, and then he put him in an Uber and just sent him over to the cellar. You're supposed to not have man come on you in a bar mitzvah? That's true.

That's kind of tradition. Don't say, Mike, you're fucking nuts. Not from just from picking it up on the sea. Jesus Christ. You had Ari coming on my son with me? No, not Ari. He's sliding around in the scene of a bunch of Russians. There's no...

There's no... There's no... The last thing you've got to worry about. You got over these big fucking Ruskies fucking making slipping slides out of their own batch. There's no... I wouldn't sit anywhere. On Co-Ed Day.

There's no gayness. You can't be... I'm acting like you're an expert about Co-Ed Day. I'm telling you, you can't be... I mean, I still meant... Dude, I went to Co-ed Day one day. This girl started freaking her pussy right in front of all of us. It was crazy.

It was so straight. Yeah, you can't. On gay day, maybe stuff, I don't know. Bobby, I love the idea in my head. I picture that the New York subways are steam cleaned. Every time they reach the end of the line, they're thoroughly cleaned, so it's perfectly spotless. Yeah, it's leaving, it's being idealistic. None of that's happening. I know.

Listen, ideally. But I need to believe it, or else I couldn't ride on the subway. Well, if you're in a steam sauna, it's clean. Yeah. It automatically cleans all the jizz from Sunday. Probably some UV light in there, too. From five to nine gay time. The sauna, it's so hot, it kills the cum.

It kills all the cum from Monday or Saturday when it's Coed Day. Yeah. I would say the cum probably is, what do you call it, benign? It's definitely diffused. It's on you, but it won't do anything to you. It won't do anything. fucking shove it in you you're not getting pregnant

that thing's seen something already all the age is dead yeah you gotta do it in the steam room though it's where you do it you know what I say you start making the vapor cum is harmless all of it you start going on the floor of a fucking

of a sauna you're going to make little pancakes on the floor all the all the Yakuza all the Russian mobsters Italian this is going to a bathhouse is a very manly thing to do

Well, you say that to get away from the women, say they can't come so they can all have gay sex with each other. You're not having gay sex. Bobby. There's no gay sex. In bathhouses. Not on... Stop saying, not on Coed Day. There's no...

On Coed Day, you don't. There's no gay sex. There's a sign on the wall. Let's say, ejaculating in a steam room is not sanitary. So already you send them into a very unsanitary place. Steam rooms are warm and damp. It helps germs grow. It doesn't get...

hot enough for last long enough to kill bacteria virus on services. So great. Now Max might have AIDS from simply taking a fucking bath. It's not AIDS. It's just a rash on his leg. For now. Yeah, but it's going away. That's an HIV rash. You're right. It hasn't turned to AIDS rash yet. We drew a circle around it. It hasn't got any bigger. He's fine. I mean, let me, when he said he wanted to take him to the Russian baths, I was like, I was a little hesitant. But I've been, so I know. Right. Fine. Go.

Well, I've never seen any nefarious stuff. I've always had a great time. You had another guy's balls in your eyes. No, I didn't. Dude, you were 69. You couldn't see anything. That was weird, but I should have said no. You're going, hey, there can't get any gay hair out there?

I can't hear you. Ballroom. Yeah, it's, it was, it was a good, he had a blast. He had a good time. And then the bar mitzvah was over at the new comedy seller, the theater. they opened up for the bar mitzvah which was it's looking great it looks really nice was bar mitzvah for dan adamant finally no uh he was there i sent you a picture you got the picture yeah yeah just sent

the loneliest dude dan this is the weirdest thing so they're doing the bar mitzvah it's a bunch of manny's friends max is there he uh he shows up by himself which is cool right he's wearing he's wearing a uh he had a jaguar one of my you know those sweaters i have he had the jaguar one on it was so funny and um max did Yeah Went to a bar mitzvah A Jaguar sweater Yeah

No one had to be dressed up Oh okay But they had like It was like They had fake money They had a money Thing that you step in And the thing goes off

And you grab as much money As a blizzard of bucks I mean could this be A more Jewie event That's kind of shitty Is that all real? Yeah Talk about leading stereotypes

That's fucking crazy Fake money everywhere Money Money Money The theme was money Yeah And all the kids were lying enough to go in it. I looked over and Max was just sitting down talking to this other kid and I was like Max you're going on the money goes now I don't want to do that.

What is the fuck? Is he the better this is either super Jewie racist or a Buster Rhymes video or something. And then I looked over it I'm upstairs on the balcony. They have the really nice balcony and they had all the food upstairs and they brought the cake up and I looked over. That's the picture I showed you and it was just Natterman by himself at the cake for I think. I think. I think think 10 minutes and he's just cutting the cake and then I look... Just wet-lipped over it. I looked at the cake and he cut it...

You know you cut a cake and it's a triangle like, right? Sure. He cut it... Square? No, it was like a... He cut the frosting off one side of the cake and then he cut like a triangle piece and then a square piece so it looked like

it was just, he cut a weird piece of cake and then he cut just the frosting off the side of it. Why wasn't the cake cut? I don't know. I think they thought that we're all adults and if they put a knife out, we'd cut a cake the way a cake's supposed to be cut.

And he just cut what he wanted on the cake. Like the pieces he wanted. He circumcised the cake a little? Yeah. It was like, I looked over and it was a square piece cut and a triangle piece and then a shaved off the frosting off the side of the cake.

That's the force. I was like, I was like, cake. Is that a Jewish thing? Is that how you're supposed to cut a cake at a bar mitzvah? I never had any of that. I had like a stettel bar mitzvah compared to what I've heard. Yeah, this was crazy.

Nothing happened at mine. Yeah. What's schedel? I'm saying like a poverty, look, you know, like the stettel. You're welcome, Blacklou. I didn't know either. You welcome everybody listening. Oh, I'm saying.

I thought you were way on it. No, I just went, yeah. Well, you just came back from Bar Mitzvah. I thought it was a good reference. I get nervous around Jews. I don't know it either. I'm friends with Rich Voss. I hear a Jewish word. I go, okay.

Okay. All right. Like an old village. So then we were leaving. You're going to really hit me for this. We're leaving to get out of the city at 8 o'clock. I wanted to get out before the game started because it was going to be chaos on Saturday night. Oh, yeah.

And Max was hanging out with his other friend, Ari. Shevier? No, he met another Jewish kid named Ari at the Bamizvah that they were hanging out. They were kind of not into all the kid stuff. So they were just hanging out with each other. Yeah. Show them we learned at the bathhouse. And he goes...

Yeah, look what I just learned you could do. And it doesn't matter. We're just practicing until girls get here, he said. Actually, there was a lot of girls there. A lot of girls maxes age. That I guess they were trying to pick up. Broads. Although it is rare, you get to meet a boy so young with his own place.

And then he goes, hey, Dad, we're like, we're leaving. He goes, there was a party bus that goes back to Nolm's house. And I go, you're going on the party bus back? He goes, no, I'm not doing that. And I'm like, you don't want to go on the party bus? He's like, I don't. I do not want to go on that party bus. I go, what are you going to do?

Let's go. He goes, I'm staying. I want to stay and watch the game. I was like, what? He goes, yeah, they're playing the game here on the big, have a huge thousand-inch screen in the new cellar they're playing the game here we're going to watch it

here and then Ari's mom and dad are going to take me back to Westchester and you just pick me up at Westchester if that's cool and I was like I don't know like you know what I mean I'm trying to get out of the city it's going to be chaos and then I was like all right you can stay and I just I left him in the city

to watch the game at the cellar good good and you're a bad father I'm not I think it's good. He did. They left. I just told the parents to go,

can you leave before, just get out of it before it's over. Before this was burning down the city? The father was like, yeah, we're going to leave before the end of the fourth. We're going to stay most of the game, watch it. Except it was the most exciting fourth quarter,

up and down by a point. They watched it in the car on the phone. They had it playing in and on the phone, so they did get to see it. But, yeah. I mean, he just wanted to stay in the city. Yeah. Which I love that that he wants to hang.

He hung, the city all day without his parents, took an Uber, went to a Russian bath. I know, all the stuff that happened. Quite an eventful day. And then hung out at a hang out of a... Yeah, he's like, I don't watch a little basketball try to shake off this day, if you don't mind. It's been a hell of one. Yeah.

Yeah, I thought it was cool. I hate... Fuck, it makes me sick that I have to say. One, I was rooting for the Knicks exclusively, so there's no more games in the city. I know it's going to fuck up anyway, but I was gone this weekend, so... congratulations nix and our nix fans friends but god damn what a fucking i mean between those two last games

holy shit it was i mean it was like it was almost like college ball coming down to the wire like that it was crazy i get yeah i mean it was all those kids they were down by they were down by double digits every fucking game we came out of young blood we were like oh it's fucking over no you can still play the six or song this is shung sucks oh this is it's a Nick's song? Sure. Man, the best.

Let me hear it. Can I just say something? What? We were walking through the streets after the Youngblood, and it was all Knicks fans, and you kept doing that, you kept doing the Sixers, and then you're making me nervous, because I don't want to get into a fight over this shit. Why? And I was, I just, I don't, first of all, I'm not a Sixers fan.

Didn't that guy in the Spurs jersey show you that, like, you could pretty much beat up of 15 fucking Knicks fans at the time? to talk about that, but then you started singing this song. When I started singing, Bobby? This song? When I started singing? I got to admit to...

What I started singing? It's one of the best songs. Grab your hands. Everybody. It's such a good song. 76ers. He starts singing this in the streets. Everybody.

And I was scared. Philadelphia. And I was like, stop, stop. 76ers. But then it got to this part. Here they come. Philadelphia Number one

We're gonna get beat up Stand up and cheer Number one This Nick's fans all around us They just won Team of the year And then we got to this part And I couldn't help myself

Oh one two three four five sixers Ten nine eight seventy sixers I can't help it One two three four five sixers 10, 9, 8, 76ers You're like names All right, all right, no No, no, you know we got to get to

Once it starts, you can't turn it off You just want to play bass You know it's true That's all he wants is bass Everybody Lou, get the camera 76ers Oh yeah

Make it long neck Long neck. Oh, yeah. There you go. And that's better. Long neck bass. Sixers. Sixers.

Yeah! Damn that song slaps. This song. Well, anyway, congratulations, Nick. I was so terrified. All the things he was saying walking the streets. And as soon as you went, one, two, you can't help us sing it.

It's the greatest. You can't help it. It is a great... It's a catchy song. It's a catchy song. But congratulations, Nicks. Thank you. Congratulations to all you, people who...

People that love the Nix and then the 75% of you who don't even know them. No, but you did want to news something from that story you were going to smash the window out of. Also, yeah, just big congratulations. Seriously, I want to send a big out

to Rachel Feinstein. Looks like she's been a big fan for a long time. I know I've always heard that, so it's good to take to the streets. Don't forget Gabby Bryant. She's been... I mean, she goes pretty much all the games. Pretty much probably.

Probably, you know, I think she's about 82, 82 games a year. 802 games a year, yeah. Anybody who else? Who else was just fucking, probably super duper big fans. Stobros lives and breathes it, I believe. I think he does. The best of my knowledge, huh? Your ex.

Oh, it was Carla. Oh, Carlo was going Sixers heavy? No, Nick's heavy. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. Well, Isabella was going out and rooting for the Spurs, and then she started to quiet down a little. Who, Isabella did?

Just because she was like, I didn't want to start problems. She said her and Shane were quietly rooting for the fucking spurs that whole game down at the stand. I wanted the Knicks to win too just to get it over with. I didn't want to deal with it. It's going to be World Cup and the next game on the same day. Tomorrow. It would have sucked. It would have been tomorrow night.

It would have been a fucking nightmare. And that would have been... Now it's just going to be a fucking Mexican nightmare. Not a Mexican and black nightmare. Oh my God. I can only take one ethnicity of nightmare at a time. On either side of the bridge, no less. It's so funny, too, how, like, the city just erupted,

and I don't know why they have to just... They have to pick a car and light it on fire. Who's they? The Knicks fans. There you go. Yeah, the Knicks fans. Oh, you thought it was racial. No?

Okay. You thought it was racial. No, it wasn't. You've been trying to change a subject ever since you think your boy was. gay with Ari. He's not gay. It's not gay. They're not gay.

They're men. That's a manly thing. Little boy to come in my face. Oh, it's different when it's your boy, isn't it? It's a little different. Come here, Max. I want that little boy to come in my face at the bath house. This is so stupid, dude.

Fucking dumb. To destroy cars? I just don't get why they're just... What is it about a car? that you have to, they did the bus. I just don't get it. They burned a bus down? They burned a school bus.

Several. There was a bunch of buses coming through the street and they stopped them all. And then they just lit one on fire. They ripped the roof off of it. Someone died because the cops couldn't get through, right? Somebody got shot and then died because the cops couldn't get through. Why did they get shot? Were they popping off?

I don't know. Why would you light a, that's like a kid's bus to school? Yeah, because Bobby, we're just too old to understand it. Do me a favor, back up all this footage here and now put on that song, Billy, that we love by 6'9. Now, if we play that music to it, Bobby, don't you want to get out there and light a bus on fire? You don't understand.

We're not ramped up like this because we're listening to Steely Dan and shit. You've got to get to the fucking thing. Jump ahead. Jump ahead 20 seconds. Show these motherfuckers. Look at that. Yeah. What are you?

Yeah. Shoot people. I'm a killer, too. Nix win Shot shot shot Shots Knicks win Pop pop pop pop

Rha Rha Rha Rha Rha Rha Shot shot shots I'm so happy I was in Jersey For this Huh

I do want to burn a bus Right now Don't you By the way You see you're so happy We live in Jersey So we're not here for that Yeah don't worry

Let's see what happens When fucking Whatever loses In fucking MetLife Stadium They're gonna burn it Down the Pesiac County I know I mean it's too bad

USA's not going to be in the finals. They're going to get whipped out. In the finals. When is this over? They did win. They won more. They got 4-1 or something, right? Yeah, they kicked out the other day.

They were great. They played really good. Yeah. They played as Paraguay? How long is that in the country? That's a good team. They play Australia on Friday. Is that like any relation to Uruguay?

I don't believe so it's just a guay. Just one of the guays? It's one of the guays. Are they referred to some time as the guays? You can't call them guays anymore, dude. They don't like that. I don't know why you're. say that.

A bunch of guazins? Yeah, a bunch of guise. It sounds like a down syndrome person saying raisins. Guasins? Actually, it's a, it's what downturnum guy called Ari and my son. Oh, absolutely. Oh, a couple of guise. You guys had a bathhouse like guise.

Guas. Lou's girlfriend's here. I don't want to tell her the gay things your boy was taking care of. She's going to get Indian black angry about it. Oh, hell no. You guys are gay as shit? What comes out first? You fucked with the wrong one player

Are you into soccer? No, not at all. Good. Why? Why? No, no, I mean, why is it good? She's not in soccer. No, it's good.

I think soccer stinks. Sure, no, it does. It's very, very boring. But Jacob is in his... I know, dude. He loves it. I wish you would have known me more when I would have sent you to Isabella's soccer games

so you could have given her the fatherly cheering on she deserved. I've been to my knees. his soccer game, so I know some of your pain. So boring. But it gets better. No, it never did. Never, never did.

Soccer sucks. Max was in soccer and I hated it. Isabella was always the goalie of a terrible team. And the whole game was always played right in front of her. And then she would block 75 and let 25 go through. Max was on a great team because we lived in, his school was mostly Spanish at the time. So they were just kicking ass. And there was just big old clunky, weatherby Max.

There's Max. See, that's what I realized he didn't know how to run yet. Oh, that's great. He had a cell phone on a cell phone clip on his hip. I think you'd like the World Cup. Can I ask you a question? Do you care about the Knicks, Lou? No, I do not.

Are you a basketball team fan of anybody? No, I like to play it, but... But you love that Sixers song, though, right? I do love it. I'll take it. That's enough. That's enough. That means you like the Sixers. So do you, you like the Knicks, Lou?

I do like seeing them win. The NBA is better when the Knicks are winning, but I'm a Lakers fan. Oh, right, right, right. I forgot. Kobe died, dude. I know, I heard. I heard.

Ari told me. Ari told me. Ari told a lot of people. He crashed. Now he's the second most famous person who died in a helicopter crash because of Oliver Tree. All of a tree.

All of a tree. Who I became aware of maybe two weeks ago and now he's dead already. He said, I mean, that was fast. I've known it for a while. Actually, Max and Don went to his concert. Yeah, he's like, he's like comedy adjacent somehow. He's like, been on a lot of,

A lot of comedians were shouting him out. He was a skateboard. Not a skateboard. He was a, you know, the scooter. He was a scooter professional, like... Is that a thing? Yeah, I guess, you know, doing the... He did the same stuff like skateboard guys would do, but on a scooter.

He was really big in that. He's actually good at it? Really good. And then... He was like a stuntman type thing. And then he made an album. He made songs. And actually his...

He got like a few hits off his album. And he was touring, making a lot of money. and then in the last couple years that fell through and his I think Atlantic or something his record label wouldn't release his album he came out and then he became kind of a YouTuber type guy where he would go and do ridiculous stuff and act crazy what's what it seems like yeah yeah no that's that's him he's actually a really good scooter whatever I don't know what they call it a scooter scooterist yeah I don't know what it is yeah but he does crazy shit like that and

that's what he came up in first, and then he did music. And then the thing he was doing while he was dying, he was going to all kinds of places and filming. He went to Afghanistan and did some crazy shit and filmed it. And then he went to Brazil. He went to Petra. You know what Petra is?

No. Sounds like it's kind of like a goddess and a TV show or something. No, it's like in the middle of the desert, and there's like this almost like a hand-carved, church that's carved into the mountain and you can go in it. It's like, you know, thousands of years old. He went there and did some stuff. So he was transferring over to like a vlogger, YouTuber guy.

That right there, that's Petra. You can tell, you respect his influencer game. As one influencer to another. Yeah, he was doing, yeah, that's crazy. Can I hear him at all, like singing or something? What's his music? Yeah, type in his hit song. You'll know it when you hear it.

It's kind of goofy. skateboardy, you know, but it hit really big with the kids. You knew what his big song was? No, I listened to it. I don't think it. But this is his biggest song? This is his biggest song right here. It's kind of goofy. Maybe if I hear like a chorus of it. Yeah, Max loved it. Don liked it.

Hmm. I fucking don't like it. I know. Okay. It's not for you. It was like, remember that all that music was coming out like goofy music that was a... shitty music era? Yeah, it was just... I mean, it's It's just catchy.

You know what I mean? No, it's fine, but I just don't know what his thing. Is he musician first? No, scooterist first. Then did this. But why make music? I don't know, man. When you look at it says he's a singer-songwriter and rapper.

Yeah, rap makes more sense. But he's also a character. This thing he does, like his outfits and his hair. It's like he's this, he was this character guy that he would be. Bobby said he was influencing on his way down when the color. copter was crashing. Yeah, there's actually video of, there's so many videos of the crash. Really? Yeah, because everybody's got a camera

now. And he was filming something while he was in Brazil filming one of his little episodes. I think he was doing like a travel show or some type of thing. He went to Afghanistan. It was like making a piece of art in a junkyard with all these Taliban guys around him. And it's like, it's kind of, he's screaming, yelling.

and being like a little... He filmed himself? I think there's... And the crash? Well, there's video of... You can see the helicopter. We see the helicopter far. You can see the helicopter coming up.

Like, they... He was going this way. Another helicopter was landing or coming through and they just... The helicopter on the top hit the rudders, the propellers of his helicopter, I think, and they went down. Because you can see in the...

It was kind of weird. You could see him tap the guy, the pilot. The pilot had like a pilot outfit on it. It wasn't like some Brazilian guy. He looked like a fish. Everyone's wearing arm uniforms in those countries? No, it was like a pilot uniform.

You're calling him Olive Tree on the phone. Oliver Tree, sorry. I'm not a fan of him, really. I'm not a big fan. Damn. Shots fired. Ari actually knows one of his producers. Like, Ari knows him.

He's like an Ari type of guy. Like, Ari would be friends with him. I think he might have been. But, yeah, it's kind of weird that he, the video of it is kind of... Can we see it? Yeah, I think...

Yeah, there's a video of inside the helicopter. You can see the helicopter coming that way. There's a... There's so many angles of this crash. Was he live filming himself while it crashed? Is there as many angles as the girl? They just threw off a bridge and called it bungee jumping.

My God. That was fucking crazy. You saw that? Yeah. It was so crazy. I thought it was AI. I thought it was bullshit. Me too.

But there's too many angles of this. The girl was bungee jumping, but they forgot to tie the bungee tour. So they just put her. They pick her up in the air. It's not a her jump. They pick her up and they walk her to the edge and they just throw her off a cliff. There's nothing attached to her and she dies, of course.

But this is a thing they've done before. They'll pick somebody up and Superman you off the cliff or off the bridge. But the other times they were tied. Yeah, the other times. The other times the guy was like, hey man. This time they just, there was a guy. How about we try it? No bungee.

You can see one guy was filming from behind her and then he panned down to the bungee on the ground It's like oh my God Oh we gotta go Jacob it's 6.05 Why didn't you tell me you wanted to smack my dick around yet? What's going on, Jacob? How can't we're not going to jump on?

Oh, Lou's girlfriend's here so you can't let us know that you want to touch our penises and we take the break Can you please? Thank you Oh, looks like we have to go I have knob need polishing Wink Are we doing the Rob Zombie Marilyn Manson concert?

are we broadcasting from there? They hate us. Remember Liam got none of his tickets and there was a whole empty row? I know. I hate everything. Bobby Kelly's going to be at Governors in Levittown June 19th and 20th.

That's this weekend? Friday and Saturday. Friday and Saturday. And then the comedy mothership in Austin, July 3rd to the 5th. After that, Port Smith, New Hampshire, July 25th, one night only two shows.

Two shows one night. Then Saratoga Springs and Brooklyn on deck after that. For tickets and all of the tour dates, visit punchup.com. live slash Robert Kelly. And of course, every Tuesday night, 7 p.m. The fat black pussy get lounge to comedy cell or come see him live and always check him out

his YouTube at Robert Kelly Comedy. And Big J is going to be at Helium Comedy Club in Buffalo this weekend, June 19th and the 20th. And then the comedy zone in Harrisburg, PA, July 10th through the 12th. After that, he'll be in Winnipeg, Richmond, and Long Island. For tickets and tour dates, go to Big J Comedy. com YouTube.com slash at Big J. Ogerson and make sure you go to comic wearables

and get yourself a DJ Lou shirt. Or Bonfire stuff. How much do we get percentage off that? None, all of it? I have no idea. Do we get all of it? Bonfire ones? I've never got a check, Kevin. You should get a check. You should get 50-50. Yeah, all right, there you go.

I think Kevin owes us somewhere between zero and $3.5 million. It's a gray area, though. We'll be right back. It's the bonfire.