The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Coexist

Episode Date: July 8, 2022

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And now the bonfire with Big J. Ocroson and Dan Soder. It's 40 minutes not stop of 90s hits. Marooka Saul, do you listen to a stepdad radio? 103, the Tuck. We're Marooka Saul, hotter ugly. I don't know, bring him up Christine. Welcome to the bonfire, serious XM, Facts of Talk 103. I'm Dan Soder, that's Big J. Overson.

Most of the crew is here, Jacob Atat, DJ Lewitsky, Christine Marie Evans, our black king, the black tiger, Lewis. Gosh. That was a little R&R with the fam. Father of Hendrix. Father of teaching him the riddle of steel. He's on Epstein Island.

Yeah, dude, he drove by Epstein Island and sent us a video. Yeah, he drove, sent us a video driving by. He didn't take video Island. Yeah, dude. He drove by Epstein Island in Sendus a video. Yeah, he drove said his video driving by it He didn't take video when he was on it. Yeah, well, you can't they they pat you down on those cloaks Yeah, in those roads. They got Hendrix sitting with a sitter While lose out there. That's right Lou. You miss work and we start rumors that you're banging children on Epstein Island Check the flight logs dude. Yeah, it says right there black. Lou BL Johnson Yeah, I think that's so that was the funniest thing ever that Michelle Wolf got accused of being on those flight logs dude yeah it says right there black little BL Johnson yeah I think that's so that was

the funniest thing ever that Michelle Wolf got accused of being on those flight logs and someone that was oh what it's someone that was very close you think you're gonna tell you just how did I know you would spill the beans you're a fucking gal and Nancy you got a water peach delivery that's pretty awesome. Hello. Dude, I would love to be a pizza guy, but in a boat. Oh, these are this white family, isn't he? Yeah, why? Oh, yeah, they're doing that shit.

What do you mean? They're doing it. They're doing it by boat. Yeah. Boat stuff? There it is. Hey, look at that. Epstein Island.

Isn't that crazy that a lot, like, most people probably that are visiting there that go by that go, hey, but your kid's got molested there. That's pretty cool. Yeah, why can't you? It's like the old house on the hill. What's the stop you from just pulling up to it? Pop in, did a little kid, bust out.

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Fuck you, Lou. Hell yeah. Live that boat life. God bless America. Yeah, you're a million miles away from your shitty dad, dude. You're a million miles away from that now. You have a white family and boats hanging out on Epstein Island. Just not even on, near.

And they put a... Shootin' distance. They put a life vest on Hendrix. You just let him bob in the water while you do your business. While you do your filthy business. Then just reel him back in. Scoop him up on the way. Dude, that was like, that was one of my favorite

Patrice jokes. He's like, if I ever go sailing, I'm gonna put a white baby on a keychain. No, come looking for me. I'm gonna dress it up in a sailor outfit. Like, I want a keychain. How's your guys' fourth? Now, let's do that on the live show.

We already talked about that. We already talked about this. This is a pre-record. This is jumping to the fun here. You have that video, I said. There's sick of on the live show. We already talked about that. We already talked about this. This is a free record. Let's just jump into the fun here. You have that video. I said, there's sick of us already this week. It's a short week and there are already sick of us. Thursday, or this past weekend,

I saw Yannis tweet a video out, and I was like, I was curious of that where you look at just the screen grab and you're like, I don't know what this context could be. And then you watch it and it's entertaining as fuck. It's a traffic argument between a white lady and a Native American man. Classic.

And the white lady. Literally classic. You'll see in the first America, three seconds where it's at and how fucking funny it gets. I don't know why this made me laugh. I might be wrong, but this lady cracks my shit up. If it was really on a reservation, just carrying on a reservation. Just wait. She might as well, Ben. Why are you guys all drunk? What?

Stop right now, so she's doing the funniest white lady shit. Oh, right now. Back pedal over ununciating and she goes, that's not what we do here. You should apologize. She keeps that energy the whole video. Oh, well, what she said so far was he goes, first of all, he came in. I already hate him too. As he goes, I'm not going to some colonizer. That go back to the beginning.

So he calls her a colonizer. But he hears the thing. You wonder if he goes back to his said. we're colonizer here's a few hundred ago that she said she's already said some rotten shit for sure what we're catching is her beginning of backpedal and that was it and she goes you said go back where I come from yes because here we don't drive like that in Oregon let me tell you right now Jay you know Oregon driving uh like those old tropes, dude drive like you're an Oregon Yo drive drive the good Oregonian

Stay safe you fly like an Afghani. Yeah When I tell you the backpedaling that happens in this video It's Dion Sanders-esque. It's all pro to moon walking into the end zone dude She might as well be covering the your luck. She's a lockdown corner the way she backpedals. She good then. She just backpedals the whole video. But in a white lady way. That is so funny. Here's the thing you gotta have again, coming from the world of the pedophile hunts and watching people lie. Yeah. A lot and try to backpedal things like some of the guys are fucking quick. It's like watch this lady. Watch this lady. You said specifically you wanted to have sex with them and it goes right because when I want to come out

here thinking they're gonna have sex and then confront them and be like you shouldn't be doing this you're too young for this and blah blah I'm like pretty quick so let me tell you're gonna come if I didn't say I was gonna have sex with them just watch what this lady does where she back pedals and then acts like she's running along with them mm That's the move she makes. She backs up and then she's like, no, no, no, no, no, no. But this guy, all right, when he better driving education in this country, this guy, this guy probably went back to his tribe and they're like, what

happened today in town, bitches like woman? They're like, remember, makes it dramatic. That's his name. You are makes it dramatic. He's awful, but I feel like Jay did make a dramatic. That's his name. You are makes it dramatic. He's awful, but I feel like Jay did make a point. It's like he did take her out at the knees. Oh, immediately. Immediately call their colonizer. Oh, that's my, he's, let me tell you right now. That's my, he's, he throws that haymaker the whole video. The whole time he's winding up big

being like colonizer and Jesus every time she's like, he just takes it. I don't know what to do. I'd be called a colonizer. What am I going to say? This is my right. It's called imperialism. This is my cousin. Oh Christ, here we go again.

Guys, keep your secrets to yourself. Gabs like Chick is coming. He's got my cousin Bowen trouble for talking about cheating on his girlfriend. Oh, it is my uncle, Malf diarrhea. Shits out of wealth. Malf diarrhea is for a mouth. Oh no, here he comes.

It's beauty-lor, man. Just why. So this lady, the tone note, she is hateable, white lady tone. It's, this is, this is a heel versus a heel. You don't really know. This guy could clearly win this argument. So easy.

And she's wearing a nice, fun, one piece romper. Yeah, and that's adorable. Which means she gets naked at pee. She, oh, she has to get naky. Or she pulls, or she really cranks to the side. She got a ham sandwich out the side of her leg. Real conversation, Christine got into. Apparently, some people really scoff at, uh,

if you're wearing like a bodysuit to pull to the side and crank out a piss, but I assume that's all Christine did. She confirmed it is, in fact, what she does. Yeah. Why? Why would a lot of people say they get full naked? Full naked. I like calling it naked. I probably cranked it aside.

In their, like, so a woman in the stall, she's got a pee and she just strips in the stall to... Yeah, it gets naked except her shoes. Yeah, you have to do that when you wear like one piece, like, anything that slabs or shorts, you have to like take it off to pee. I'll tell you where that paid off big time. The corner of 40th, 43rd Street by the old laugh factory there because a lot of women peeing right next to a window.

Sometimes they had to get naked because they were a lot of... Well, this lady's got a romper on. A fun romper. A fun little romper. Fun summertime romper. She was going to go meet for maybe like a nice white wine Spritzer and the day with somebody I would argue that she just had she just had a nice latte and is flying off the handle right now okay you're saying she's jitters she's all jitters she got that fucking oregonian caffeine in her yeah some of the fucking steeped brew maybe drip coffee I don't know what she's got going on in her She doesn't even do stuff like just Seattle's best person. Yeah God play

Tell me the good Driving We're fucking time and we make space Okay, and as someone who's from here is oh all I'm so tired of people driving like you just did That girl that right there is like her being like okay, I am the widest lady of all time I can't say something. I'm all time. I can tell you something. I'm with her, I think on this one. I really think this guy's, I think this guy,

exactly, you said it, we're just, makes it easy win. Makes it all a big thing. Here, here he comes, guys, here comes blow up tiny thing. Cause his, the fact he's saying colonizer, so it's just so like, he's there already, and she's like, and she's frazzled again because she's being called racist And she's like just move the fuck over but I'm telling you and she's she's in it. She's up on him

She's running him down. I'm like take it back. Say you're sorry and I'm not a right because he's making it race right She's it's not race just wait to where it goes because right now I'm with her. We are 27 seconds in there's two more minutes of this Because you're right. She is. She almost can win now because he's overreaching. He's he's playing his hand too fast. But this is her fucking nightmare, dude. This is her nightmare. This white lady, I bet if you find your Facebook, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Facebook, probably shoulders do, they can't wait to call her a car. You know she had a black square. You know she had a black square.

And you know that she stops her friends from liking certain television shows because they're problematic. She has that energy of, she's a folded arm at your show. Oh, yes. She's a folded arm. And then you ask her what's wrong

and she just goes, I don't see how you can find this funny. But in this, in this moment, I'm on her side so far. I'm telling you right now, this is Godzilla vs. Mothra. The city's being destroyed. I said this guy that he shows hands in much, whatever she's saying right away goes, oh, racist colonizer.

Where he blew it, where he blew his load is, he should have stayed very stoic, and as she's yelling at him, he should have cursed her like thinner. And by, you will have a diseased run through your family and curse you. Cause then you're not going to, you're not going to, you're not going to call runs with bitchy tips. Yeah. Hey, not husband's first choice.

But if you put a curse on her, like a thinner curse, he's ruined it in her whole weekend. Cause then she's like, I think I just need to burn some sage. Oh my God, yeah. Or I need to do something because that Native American man, while he wasn't the wrong, I feel like he cursed me. And he released a falcon and then he shook some stick that had these little rattle of me.

He put some sand around him and did a dance that while beautiful also felt threatening. He gave me peyote. He told me to go on my fire firewall or I'll be in my hell He said I needed a spirit journey to cleanse what he just did to me, but it's a spirit journey But instead this guy's going he's got the mom leave me Jerk shot up white native Americans can't move their cars over You stop you brought your fire water to my people Shut up! Why? Native Americans can't move their cars over your seat!

Stop! You brought your firewater to my people! Oh! Oh! I believe you're kidnapping me! You're kidnapping me! Let me leave you're kidnapping me! It's like dude, you have the better hand.

You can win this. So easy. Oh, yes. All right, good notes. It's not about racing. It knows? It is not about race. Yeah, it is. Problem here. If you want things to change, when you fuck up,

Oh, so it's on me. Do not call the race card. Don't fucking mind. How do you do not call the shut up? And don't even get in her face. Do not get in her face. You're taking out your eyes and a brush and on me right now.

And that's where it turns back. I told you, I knew the flip was coming Which is both And by the way whoever the guy is laying on the horn. He's the only one I like in the video Okay, he's like let's fucking go and she's going no Yeah, don't do this. Should this be happening in the desert? Yeah, you could have easily won this Both of them could yeah, they blew it. They both fumbled it. She's trying to dangerous minds him And now he's doing the what he should have star. I was just like fuck you lady fuck you. Yeah, you know, I mean Yeah, but they're having just like now it goes back to basic robera

He still caught up on and now they're having an emotional talk. No, dude. He what I this is where he wins me He doesn't give in to like emotional bullshit. Okay Yes, he's right It's not important if you want anything to change Tell you right now all those idiots that are on social media that say the things like be your main character. You're the main character. All those people that are like, this is your life, you're the start.

This is this moment for this lady where she's like, I changed the life today. Watch me. No, not change life, Jay. Watch me change the world. She's the world a little bit, a little bit at a time. She absolutely rubbed her being to this. I changed the world one crazy fat engine at a time. She absolutely rubbed her being to this. She just made her own country. One crazy fat engine at a time.

She goes, I told that silly drunken red man. Exactly what I thought she was being crazy offensive. Hey, chief Wahoo. Listen to me. So what, I can't be a red skinned fan anymore. Dude, you command her, she's also a weird stupid Indian name. She goes, oh, but dude. For the first 20 seconds of this video I said, you know, Dan is wrong. He's not gonna win me over it won me over in a heartbeat. She sucks

I like her telling someone else to have it. This is important. She's absolutely gonna go back to her fucking knitted Period mat and fucking flicker being to the thought of changing the world. They're both wretched and here's why He hasn't won me back over. She just lost me. Where he hasn't won back over is because he's so ready to be wound up about race shit. Do you know what I mean? He's so ready to be wound up about that.

When she says, she goes, if you really want things to change, he goes, oh, I gotta make a change. Like, that's not what she said at all. And I go, make a change like that's not what she said at all and I go make a change for once is that really one things to change and it was you have no idea what she was gonna say like I have to do it like the thought that you would drop a speech though in the middle

of causing a traffic jam and being like guys what is this pain when I was 27 years old if I was this oh whoa 27 years old if I was You need to really think about what's going on right here. Is this about a traffic jam? It's just about what happened In the 19th century I said you're talking about post Louisiana purchase Are you talking about the railroad and the killing of the buffalo? Whoa!

Oh, you're gonna make it. Stop. Stop. Maybe, maybe casinos weren't enough. Stop. Stop. Stop. What about when we poison all your drinking water?

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Let me if I was 27 years old and running late for my spot the comic strip I would have driven through these cars and ran to run those two over. Yeah, this video would have been man Runs over arguing people in street. Yeah, like oh, and I go sorry. I'm late guys. I just did deal with a fucking Tom Sawyer fight Yeah, I don't know the middle of the road. I guess there's a piece of cord The first things giving started going down on fifth Avenue and I'm late. Yeah They were working out treaty. So you'll agree I'll get nothing but organic farm raised coffee beans and you can drive however you want. She's like, look I would try to get my car the Mayflower around your piece of shit. I understand that you use all parts of your car for everything.

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info to fucking shut her down. Dude, the second he was getting out, I wonder if he looked at his girlfriend. He goes, McCollard, call him. And he goes, by the way, hey, sit patiently. Watch me. Watch me. Watch me. Watch me. Watch me. You're your oldest fucking white lady. Oh, it's color. My girlfriend, do not talk to my girlfriend, rolls her eyes.

Yeah. Yeah. Of course, my squaw fed up with my bullshit. Can you, I'm not gonna be- Stay in the car already. Here's the thing. I'm fed up with my bullshake. Stay in the car already. Here's the thing. I'd be curious to see if this guy's got not Oregon plates because just wait till the end of the video. Okay, okay. There's a reveal of one of their cars that is awesome. Oh, dude. Is the guy on horseback?

Oh my god, it's a war horse. Viva wagon train? He is a battle horse. Oh my god. That horse is wearing ceremony war paint. She crossed them at the wrong moment. Yeah, his wife's there putting on a war paint right now. She's getting off fucking last moments.

I think they're about to roll up on someone. Are you guys mohicans? Yeah. It's no heacons. Whatever, they're gone. I want to be quiet because I want that droplet. Shut up! White! You white! I You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you your colonizer mindset you'll get the fuck out of my face. You never lost it. You white lady.

You white lady. And it's air as you are. Or I can get out of my face because I'm done with this conversation. And you be walking away. You're fucking colonizing. I know there's work to do. You fucking hear.

It's not on me. You walk away. They're almost like out trying to shitty each other. They're out shitty in each other. It's like a dance off with being shitty. But there's work to be done here, right in the middle of the street. The thing she honked it or whatever she said to them about they're doing tenfold dashes. But this is important.

You imagine if her argument was like, if she got it in the car and she goes, move your fucking car because we're having an important conversation about ratios. I'll be in my car, sorry. You know what? I'm gonna gonna hold I got some MPR. I actually got some warm camomile that I'm gonna I have an atheromist Dude, I would say racial stuff to both of them if I was in a car behind them. Yeah, I go he's right You dumb white lady. Why don't you Tomahawk this bitch, dude? Do us all the favor chief to ride home with her scalp on your fucking review. Let's go Tonto take your trophy

Get out of here guys either bring it together in a YMCA way or get the fuck out of the road I'm about twenty late to a job. I'm gonna lose And we got some tie up down here on looks like it's gonna be a sprate street We've got a meeting of the minds, one from the Chiqua reservation, and a white lady that's originally from Ohio. I'm Blackfoot bro! Bro!

What do you guys? God, you imagine how infuriating is to be stuck in traffic. Waiting for these two nomscalls to go down, dude. Christine, watch him, watch him, watch him, watch him, his summit. is to be stuck in traffic waiting for these two numbs go down. I'm Christine watching it watching this summit happen now listen I I will pick my marks to some degree on something but I think Christine will test this I'm out of the car on this one I'm out of the car and I'm telling the late I'm doing bitch shut up and then I might mug the guy in the face with my hand I'll tell you I'm like you know get the fuck back in your stupid car

right yeah I'm out of the car on this one for sure. It's stupid. If I got weed on it, I'm absolutely getting high, turning down the end is watching. No, no, I'm talking about watching. I'm talking about pure, I have to be somewhere. I have to be somewhere. I might have, I might have backed up.

I might have backed up and gone down a different street. But I was driving the other way. I'd pull over and get out of the car and smoke a cigarette. For sure. I'm saying, but I'm in a rush and this is the reason they're saying I was driving the other way. I'd pull over and get out of the car and smoke a cigarette. For sure. I'm saying, but I'm in a rush, and this is the reason they're saying I'm gonna be late for my thing. A flight or something, God forbid.

I'm like, no way, dude. No way. I'd be out of the car really making a thing. Do you think every, like a, do you think like little big horn or something like that? One of those battles inconvenienced, like a traveler like that,

and they're just like, oh, custer, are you doing? You know they're going to fucking kill you. He goes, oh, I mean, she was your mind, the in name headed up to here. Should have been at work 20 minutes ago. Yeah, it's a long one. Yeah, it's me or you. Hey, how are you doing?

I am running late. The long one. Yeah, it's me or you. Hey, how are you doing? I am running late. You guys mind moving it to the side. I'm running late. You guys always run late. I'm always, I'm like,

you guys move it, you're giving me a headache. You guys move it, you're giving me a headache. Which means her squawk and your him haunt. God, this white squaw, yells like crow, and you, dude, you can't. That's quite enough. Him going, white lady! white, squaw, yells like crow, and you do this again. That's quite enough. Him going, white lady! No, I should go over there, just as white as you can

possibly be and go, because now listen, I'm also a part Native American, so this guy's right, Colin, I should go back in your car, bitch. Or even, or even, let's get out of here. Or even to go up, if you just go up and get him a hardy handshake and you go, do you want me to talk him down?

Do you want me to talk her down? And he goes, can you please my friend? Say no more Kimo Sabi and you look at her and then you go Stop it. Stop it. This is not about you Amber. This is not about you She's like I was making her put hey, hey, hey, let's go get some brunch. Come on It's like you know that out of sleep. It's like when crocodile dundee does it to the bowl Oh, yeah, you just do that with a white lady. We're throwing a blanket over and see if she shuts up like a pet You know what I'm gonna take a right to peer one. I'm a letter loose. I'm a hickory to Craton barrel She's gonna be fine. I'm gonna get her back to her family. You go about your day. Yeah, sir

He's like, thank you. Thank you colonizer. Thank you man colonizer. You know, are you a mo mean you brought a bro? You mo hicken. Yeah, it's It's okay and they're gone. I know They were primarily in the Minnesota area. I thought the last one lived. I didn't speak the end of the movie Did that offend you you start doing Daniel Delewis playing a Native American offend you. We're gonna have change Maybe a Native American should have been that role. I that. Her trying to cause change in a traffic jam is insufferable. And he's just fucking spastic. Look inside yourself.

Look inside to your black heart. Listen, I understand that you have a savage way of thinking. He's like, what? She goes, look, why don't you go hang by hooks and sweat on it? What if she walked away and she went fucking red skin? Like, on her thing, he's like, what did you say? Because I was saying I like the red skins. Go commanders, I'm a Carson Wentz girl.

You're people. I'm not taking any fucking, I'm not taking any surreches from a white lady. Everyone needs to hear how angry you are, but it's not about this. Is that what you're talking about? Dude, he's got a couple that are really funny where he goes, shot.

Oh, yeah. He's killing it with that, but I will say. The first time we're going, he me me me me me me me. He's what, I think I get pretty good in arguments because I don't speak a lot of time, and stuff like this, declarative. The fucking, like the way he's coming about like a, fuck, I lost my triathlete

I just got to go back a second because it was something she said People need to hear how angry you are pot Oh Like such a declarative statements like after he's going he's on his way to the DMV where a white lady is gonna be like D32 go over to window five. I'm not taking direction from you. No, I think a sir You're making this more difficult than it has to be Okay, your order should be up in five minutes if you just mind waiting down there at the end of the place. Oh wait right here Thank you

No, but we have to I take the next. Like your food's being passed right over there. Here, McDonald's. Don't point! Stop! Enjoy your meal. Don't tell me what to do! Oh, shit. Everyone needs to hear how angry you are, but it's not about this.

It's not about what just happened. It's not about what just happened. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's okay. You're just walking in my space. You're in my space. You got in my space. Get afraid. I'm trying to stay. Like I just walk in my face. You're in my face. You got in my face.

Get out, you're breathing my air. You fucking colonize it. Get out of my face. It's pretty funny that a young, a young Native American kid is like, you're breathing my, he's taking ownership over the land. Yeah. He goes, all right kid, relax.

If Native Americans were this entire country's population you're probably still going to be driving a dots and fucking yeah yelling at a fucking wacky lady I love her fucking insistence on she's gonna heal him I have never heard I've got a very I'm realizing right now though, very understated, plight and like public anger, the Native Americans. This is the first time I've ever seen a guy really, but like, you're breathing my, you're on my land. And you're like, you're going to start going like that.

Yeah, I thought about that. Well, you know the guy knows his history. Yeah, I'm about, yeah, thank God. Look what we did with it. You know what it is, it was the first time. This country would be fucking 2.5 billion TPs around this country. My I need the white man to come in and direct Mexican people to build buildings. It's like when my mom hit me with This is my house for the first time and I was like damn

I can't argue this bitch. You could should I get to the bank's house bitch? Oh? Where were you when I was six? You don't know this. Where were you when I was curtailing, when I was fucking, you know, getting through that argument at seven years old. My mom'd be like, this is my house. I go to an apartment and at least for this month it is. Can you imagine trying to fight little J, and like little tiny J is like,

actually you're renting. And like, God, got me. Fuck this gets good. That's why I should get like fucking like, I rate leave, when she would get psychosis when she was pregnant Yeah, and she would get fucking walk is like that like I was like I try to poke holes in her thing with her Arguing and then she would eventually like throw a vase at me or something Cuz you're like actually mom that's not how weather systems work. She's like what?

I was the one was taking a trash out because I'm pregnant the one was she goes take the trash out I go yeah, and it was like downstairs and out back. And Philly the way it was. Yeah. She goes take the trash out. Not even that angry when she asked. I was like, yeah, John, my buddy, John Aiman was leaving. And a few minutes I go, yeah, I go, John's leaving like five minutes

so when I walk him down, I'll take it out. And she was like, like, I didn't rest when she got up. She got up and fury already. And she's went to the kitchen. I was like, I I said take the fucking trash I was like y'all get out of here in ran like went in my room to my step-op came home My step-op came home just laughing right away. He's like yeah She's going through it, dude

You don't have that stepdad to do it and you just think that your mortal enemies with your mom now because she's crazy Yeah, no, she was like it. She's like I'm sorry, she was my fucking head, she apologized ultimately, she didn't hit me or anything, but it was just like, Well dude, it was just a crazy blow up and no one got it. It was like, didn't she come after you with a frying pan once? Yeah, that day. For that, yeah, it was crazy. I mean, listen, in hindsight, I'm certain I said like,

when we were arguing at that point, it was just my, but she flipped on me going like, yeah, I'm gonna take it out when I walk John's leaving. He's like putting his jacket on and taking a thinness. Which by the way, 99% of the time, you're like, what a reasonable, I was glad to do it. I was like, sure, I'm going that way. I'm gonna walk my friend downstairs.

Moms, I think single moms, their stress just blows up. I don't know this, but just watching my mom, it was like blow up like a volcano. Like where she would just, just first of all you remind them of somebody they currently don't like dude Currently a bankrupt because of exactly and I love Gary and I was like Gary fucking rules I was like that rules my mom's like yeah, yeah, we have to understand also the new guys The new guys can go quick if it doesn't work out. They're tempted. They get fucking, I'm saying, they come in their temp. So you're also catching with a single mother,

shit from just dudes in general. So you come at home and getting some of her just fuck guys energy sometimes. Man, she woke up, it was like before school. She was running late to work. She was always out the door before I was, and then I'd go to school. I'd just like walk to school.

It was maybe like eight, and she was like, Dan, I need you to help me with this necklace, she was putting a necklace on. I think I kind of told you the story off-air when I got the 2,2,2 necklace, about how intimidated I am by that little hook and that thing, because I was like, oh, and I was fucking eight, and those things are tiny, they're like hard to do,

and I couldn't- That sausage figure is like, I hate it. My dumb dumb long fucking You know, I mean with a bracelet. I'm like, oh you want to argue? Yeah, I guess you want to fight But dude I was eight and it was like trying to disarm a bomb. That's what it felt like yeah Like I was like trying to get in she's like did you get it? And I was like I can't get it And I like couldn't get it and she fucking went nuclear like My friend Johnny Jones was waiting for me downstairs and she fucking reared up and was like

WAM and then you just like I had to walk downstairs and be like sorry Johnny and he's like why do mom get so mad And I was like I gotta get her necklace on And then that's weird Like maybe realize that my dad helps me with all my clasps Yeah, I swear I was good. I mean, it was my dad beat the shit me for not getting his neck No, I need to do all the mom stuff. No, no, but I brought that up to my mom as an adult and she was mortified.

She was like, dude, I'm sorry. She was like, I was fucking like, you should my age now. She's like, I was like 40. She's like, I just fucking, I had a lot of shit going on and you were a good kid and you just, you know what I mean? Yeah. Because I told her as an adult, it fucks me up. I told Katie, you wanna watch me melt down?

Ask me to go get something from the other room that's very specific. Be like, hey, go get this blue folder in the living room. It's like on the left table and I'll be like, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, no, no! Because it just goes back to that programming. Oh, fuck, even saying it. It's getting me like, ah, you, you boogie. Yeah, dude, it gives me the williest. I'm like, oh, let's go back to these dildos.

Please. It was white years and a fake white deal now. It was like, I'm gonna send you, look, you don't know the pain of my people. So get out! Get out! I'm gonna stand here, wait till you walk away. You don't know the pain of my people. Get out You don't know the pain of my people get a walk around without the accent, but it's still these stupid names

Yeah, I don't even get to walk around all fucking shirtless and shit. Fuck you guys my allowance is warm-pom. I don't know what that is You told me she told me to guess that to where I hate from Where my mom's a more strange red dude he where she and her white colonized mindset I mean they both suck find the second part find the second part. It's in the Twitter thread I wish this was because that's not the ending the ending. I wish this was the live show Because I love to hear callers thoughts on exactly who's either there's more of it you're saying. Oh yeah. You got to watch the end of part two because the very end. Okay. There's like a punchline. Great. I'm saying by so far in this right now, by the way, I think I'm back now to like they both are they're both horrible.

No matter what, let's start there both at a at a seven horrible and One of them's got to be a nine the guys the nine The guys nine what he's doing the screaming in the street and trying other people about he's doing so He's he wants so bad to be a but he loves this happen. Yeah, there's viral since it's like he thinks he smoked her And he's just flying off the end. He's definitely assigning, he's assigning intent on what she said. Yeah, well, whether she met her, maybe she was being raised.

I'm just saying, but he's assigning that intent and not accepting anything else and screaming in the streets. He's making the biggest scene of it. Yeah, fuck him. It's got sucks. Neither one of them can, it's such an easy victory that you're like, they're just leaving it wide open for you to shut this whole argument down

Mm-hmm also, I mean this is like fucking I don't know like Oregon by the surprise that no one's getting involved with a guy Just screaming at a chick like this in the street when she's actually being super calm. She is He beat his wife No, she's doing a she's doing a silent, she's doing a quiet hissing. She's like, look, there's a lot of systemic racism in the world. She's also doing white lady judo right now, which we all know where she's going like this. Stop yelling. Can you stop yelling? You're making a scene. You're getting angry. There's a lot of oppression in the world.

She is making a scene and getting angry. I know, and that's making a more especially for this total poll. Yeah, she's just saying she's saying things again to me. The oppin' man, you're saying mean shit. She goes, what are you gonna do? Go back to your TV. Yeah, yeah. You stop. She goes, why don't you go do, she goes,

she goes, you're not impressing me doing your stupid little rain dance out here. She goes, hit me, you fucking pussy. You do something. stupid little rain dance out here. She goes, hit me, fucking pussy. She does something. You probably won't do it. She goes, I mean, she goes, it is noon. So you probably already, three sheets of the wedding, you already fucked up. You're gonna get a DUI, the Cotscom.

I'm trying to help him. That's what she's yelling behind her. I'm trying to make amends for history. Do something. Do something, you piece of shit. What are you gonna do? You're gonna soul leap me? You freak. What are you gonna do? Freakily soul leap me? You freak? What do you think?

Freakily Here's the here's the what are you gonna be gonna turn to a bangle tiger you freaky fuck Did you hear the outside interference pull it back a little bit before you go I don't think she meant that. Yeah, I heard that. Hey, I think by the way, she wins the argument right there. He goes, I made a mistake and she goes, so you did make a mistake.

So you admit that you cut me off. Oh, really? Is that why I didn't catch that? Because I make one simple mistake and she tells me to go back to where I'm from Which if she did say if she did say that She's like oh fuck think I they don't have that on tape by the way if she did if she did say it though Here's the thing if she said it The reason I believe she didn't mean that because if she's spotted on that he was a native American I Guess It's organ so I'm sure they're just lousy with native Americans up there that because if she's spotted in that he was a native American i guess

uh... it's organ so i'm sure they're just lousy with native americans up there uh... a lot of trees for some reason i quit that there's a lot of native americans are a you feel the white white man hasn't touched it yet and i'm tired of low uh... but now this guy like uh... he made the said he made the first thing she said like

uh... racial what that is racial she probably thought he was mexican said go back to where But no, this guy, like, he made the first thing she said, like, racial. What that is, racial. She probably thought he was Mexican and said, go back to where you're from. Now that pop up, and then he got out and said, I made a American, you bitch. And then she was like, shit, shit, shit, shit. Yeah, back pedal, back pedal. I was saying, it's probably just a fucking cunt that's woke. It's possible.

Possible. Oh, for sure. It's possible that, but I'm saying, like, whatever she thought, it just pans out. she could always argue now though and say like why would I say go back to where you came from? If he's native where yeah, it's the name is native they're from here I'm actually actually do ayahuasca on one of the reservations and I would never say that I went to Peru once and those engines are nicer Wish you'd be like the Aztecs and just get wiped out by the Spanish. What?

A la la la la la la la. Do her being an absolutely awful person until she realizes he's Native American? She's like, he fucking Mexican. You stupid Mexican and then she's like, Native American. She goes, I am so sorry. Yeah, it's like, why don't you get out of my face? You's no Stop it. What how are you you're wearing a John smoltz jersey How do you have a John smoltz on Jersey under that romper?

She goes to my lucky jersey. I wear it under everything. Sorry, I'm a brave girl. That was a genius. I grew up in Decatur. Got some great ideas. Yeah, don't start me on the blacks. No. No. She's mocking me.

No. She's making my favorite song, fucking colonizer. Dude, start throwing around colonizer, dude. I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want to. Real nice, dude. Wait, I think a colonizer dude start throwing around colonizer dude I don't know what the big C word Real nice dude wait I think a colonizer Yeah nice colonizer mindset dude If you're dating her and then

This comes out? You see this video what's your next move? Breaking up with her Yeah I'm gonna start being a white guy who acts in the end So they call me a windian Oh dude you're such a windian You're such a winger

I'm a weight of American. Oh my god. That old Mesca joke was the favorite thing I ever. The four burgers. That was like, well, you can't say wiggers, you can't say we're African-Americans. Yeah. Is that the word, burka joke? Maybe. He says you can't say the R word. He's like, you got to put a word burko over it. Sort of called the R word. And he goes, do you have to do it the N word? But you know there's just two big G's under that burko. It's so funny. Every time I see Kurt do stand up, I'm always like, I'm a fraud.

He's just like, watch how funny he is. He's just so fucking like his angles. When I saw white precious, I got to go to both tapings. Yeah. And I was just like, Jesus Christ. It's so good. Yeah. It was the So good. Yeah.

Is it a second part? Yeah. What is the reality? She's only come back to where it came from. Just because I made a simple mistake. Got him. You pulled in front of my car in my lane. Yeah, just to get around the car.

It's a possibility for what you did and you made about ringing it. All right, I'm out. I'm out. She's lost. Oh, but I hope you have a conversation about this. now. I'm out. I'm out. She's lost Okay, he's got a couple good His fucking his seat belt was in his door. Yeah, and that so now he has to make another point sucks Clunky, I didn't want to close it. Yeah, fuck you. I'm not done yet. Go back to that fucking clothes That sucks closing on your fucking seat belt

You want to get your mat, he wanted to dramatically close that deal. Also non-white people hit us more with go back to Europe. Cause it almost sounds, I love it. I was saying that when I was doing shows in London, I was like, it's nice to come back to white mecca. Cause like I call my mom and be like, I saw all the white faces.

I saw so many different white faces. He was you colonized, he goes, yeah, you're welcome. The moving picture, the automobile. I don't know what you're getting into right now. We even brought the black people over who gave the air conditioning and peanut butter. What more do you want the white man to do? Is it ever gonna be our time?

Yeah, we did take your land and kill most of your people. Oh, come on. But did you? No, that was fucking 56 years ago. Did you have 50? 50 60 years ago Dude, that was like forever ago Dude, that's why when I go back

Was it 100 years ago? When I go back in my mom's family and I realized my grandfather was born in Alt Colorado in like 1925 you're like, so his dad was definitely doing some dirt Shhh Oh, without a doubt dude, marrying a 10 year old probably Fucking woods people? Mountain people?

Making her dig for gold after she becomes his wife. I bet he always carried a pick on his side arm. Dude, definitely, definitely dug through water to find something valuable in a river. Did a lot of sifting on his days off? Dude, I would probably say my grandfather did a majority of sifting in his life. Oh, yeah.

They were moss collectors. They would sell it for mulch Oh, that's not the Soters. That's my mom's family. My dad's family was killing themselves with booze and sweet and yeah, they were all pedophiles It's Don't act like it's good that other people are like you were a family Finally, somebody else understands the sweet forbidden nectar Kid pussy By the way good meaning Christine that we bond over our parents our families dark history. Yes, Christine Yes, Christine. You're our meanie and family did some weird fucked up shit probably. Oh, yeah

Yeah, say things though. He goes my aunt though did look older though. She was she was a Bucsamy child Yeah, she developed though young My aunt though did look older though when she was she was a Bucsamy child. Yeah She developed though young so I was if I have to say anything positive It's called it's called walking into the rightness which you know some people like to play in a head. Sorry I don't know what was the milk doesn't matter Yeah, hormones in the meat. It's just wait because it's the reveal that I want to pause Okay Okay I don't get stuck so fuck up I hope you get stuck Oh, she built it And I hope you go back to fucking Europe

You're a anger Channel your anger in a productive way Because it's not on me It's not on me to tell my anger I'm actually using this one It's not a good rapper It's not a good rapper It's not a good rapper

It's not a hard time with that door Yeah I didn't come to tell you why I admit we were wrong I admit we were wrong I admit we were wrong I admit we were wrong I didn't come to send you. I didn't come to send you. I didn't come to send you. I didn't come to send you. I didn't come to send you. I didn't come to send you. I didn't come to send you.

I didn't come to send you. I didn't come to send you. I didn't come to send you. I didn't come to send you. I didn't come to send you. I didn't come to send you. It's so late to get through here Check out that car did Check out that car Visualize world peace. We're gonna tweet it out on the bonfire. We understand it's a visual media It's an audio media view every one of these bad shit. So let me explain what it is tweet it out on the bonfire winter stance of visual media it's an audio review every one of these

so let it's crazy let me explain what it is at the bond at the at the bonfire sxm will tweet out the clip at the very end it shows her car it pants her walking to her car and her car is covered in bumper stickers bumper stickers that say Jake can you can you read some for me I sure can for my first in favor. Read, read, read. Just encouraging people to read. What about my favorite? You are the dream. I have a, have a,

you are our dream, I'm sorry. Have a visualized world peace. Dude, even better. I'd rather be here now. Go to the trees. Damn dude, I've never seen someone advertise how insufferable they are. So much on the back of their car.

Insufferable, but I now am complete, this is the reveal and it does change everything from that very little ending because now I realize for sure this lady did not mean that racially at all. Yeah, no way. Go back to where you came from. I wish we could have gotten a shot of that or this lady did not mean that racially at all. Yeah, no way. Go back to where he came from. I wish we could have gotten a shot of that

because license plate and see where it was from because whatever it was. We're aligned. We're aligned to him driving off because I wanna see if he has the same license plate as if he has an estate license plate. Also, dude, wait a fucking pull the race card on the wrong one where she goes.

Look at the back of my car You should have picked a pickup truck. Okay Enhance vision They immediately push a button I'm gonna need you to go in. Can you clean that up for me? Can you clean that up for me? Can you clean that up for me? Great.

Looks like it's pixelated, so we're not gonna be able to get the exact location. Christine, can you use it in the whole way? By the way, you can read the top. I can read the top. It's Oregon. Yeah, he's got. It's right here. Order again.

I can read the top. I can read the top. I can read the top. I can read the top. I can read the top. I can read the top. I can use that organ by the way you can read the top I can read the top it's Oregon. You can. Yeah he's got. I don't know if it says it says Oregon. But that is nothing like her license plate. Christine

shook the head like I meant it. Different license. The different license plate same state. He's from Oregon. I want to know if she said get back where we came from or if he just saw how white she was and he's like I got to play I got to push him but no she says the beginning she admits that she goes I meant like we don't drive like that here in Oregon I'm sorry people don't cut people off

I'm sorry you had to see that what's that what's that what that that pain. What's the long watch? What's the long one? The long writing? Where here? Yeah, no, no, no, not that. It's a bumper sticker on the top left. Biloquely feed a friend on the bottom right? Not that that one. It's water. Oh, it says it says laser eyes. Never happens to the water happens to the people. Yeah, whatever is it? Yeah, this chick's not racist and I tell you what she could be though and just you know what I mean? Like I got a moment of road rage. She her real self revealed

I got to where you're from fuck I can't say that I bought this car cheap from some chink. Yeah She goes I don't know. Oh geez lady Some fucking tree hugger fucking saw me this car. He's probably gonna go do heroin, Polock Asshole. Some half-fag hippie sold me this. My best friend is Carl. Some pole smoker fucking told me that I can have this Jeep on the Jeep. That's a butt pirate fucking sold it.

She's the worst person. Look, Carl's a car, you know what I mean she goes wolves and sheep clothing am I right? She goes granted I can't take this thing through a parade route and kill a black because they're gonna recognize this dumb car uh she goes by the way there's both both sides were good in Charleston yeah they both had points uh go to the beginning of the first video because I want to see now that we've caused the both at point. Dude, watch the beginning of the first video,

because I want to see, I want to see again her reaction. Now that you guys have seen all of it, you've got to go through just the beginning of it. What's interdependent? Who gives a fuck? Well, it's her call. She wrote and soap on the back. Yeah.

Interdependent. So I wonder if that's her company. Everybody get along. Dude, she, what? She just went ahead. Yeah, Christinedependence. I wonder if that's her company. Everybody in a long time. She got what she just went ahead. Yeah, Christine just threw a shot in the breeze and microphone. I don't think that's right. I was going to say that that lady definitely went and just had the shakiest kombucha she's ever had in her life. She's like, can't calm down that man. He rattled her whole beat her whole essence. Yeah, because he hit the thing that she never wanted to get hit which

is racist Christine and her dependence your thing was vague enough that it might fall into the ember but you had no idea what that word what did she say I said it's like everybody gets along so we all get along now here's the thing that's how she means it like everything depends on everybody else sure okay I give it to you yeah Let's watch the beginning of the video. You're kidnapping me! Or again, that's right the state we made You know what you know what's pretty funny now your what goes no, I'll say it All right shit, you know what? You go. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. But from from rewatching the beginning of the video, it's clear that he came out with race because she's already. For sure. Like it's not about race. Stop saying it's about race. He's also by the way.

He's also by the way. He's also by the way. Because that's his car we know now that they're at here. And they're walking back from a distance over there. He came back and her and started barking. Yeah, he might have ran up on her. Yeah. Go back to where you came from.

Oh, Colin Iser's. Yeah, he's Mexican. I wonder if that was the right name. That would be funny if you, if he was like, I'm actually from Santa Fe, New Mexico, bro. Native American, my ass. Because both of my parents are from high school. What are you talking about?

I'm Mexican, bro. He's the loser to me. Dude, I don't know. I just wanted to show you guys that, because I watched it. And I was like, who is the winner? But everything in the world I watch, I think is versus.

So I say he won. There's got to be a clear one. Change, just can't have it. Just be like, oh no, we can all just stay there. That's the second. They both really said. I won dinner on Saturday. Ha ha ha ha.

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