The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Come To My Tiny House

Episode Date: August 25, 2026

The great Robert Kelly returns from vacation and Jay has a lot to catch him up on. He tells him about Roseanne Barr's political rap song and the rapper Sideneck, who Jay is now friendly with. Bobby ...hears Josh Adam Meyer's new song about all the wrongs he needs to right. | Bobby tries to go to a Marcus King show and texts the singer beforehand. Bob reads his messages and Jay judges his writing. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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Starting point is 00:00:01 And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Crison and Robert Kelly. Bobby, Bobby, Bobby. I hate almonds so much. I didn't want it sun-chip. Christine took the puffs. Do you want a puff? No, I don't want any puffs. Are you sure?
Starting point is 00:00:19 I'm good, thanks. They didn't have any of the red sun-chips. I know what you're thinking. What? It's crazy for a producer to go get snacks and then keep the one there's no doubles of for themselves. She always does that. Is crazy.
Starting point is 00:00:32 Christine, she goes and gets snacks, but if you look over, she always has the best snack. That's an extreme. She has the best snack. That's an extreme. That's an extreme. That's an extreme self-importance. Yeah, I mean, I looked over and saw you had the pretzels, which is all right. And then I looked over, she had the puffs, which is awesome.
Starting point is 00:00:51 She put the pretzels in the pile, though. Yeah. I grab pretzels and I offered your pretzels right away. You did right away. Of course you did it. But Christine did grab the puffs. She got the puffs. She hides them behind the computer.
Starting point is 00:01:00 Bobby, come on. Come on. Come on, Bobby. No, I don't want it. I don't want it. I don't want it. Can I add one? I don't want it.
Starting point is 00:01:11 How did you not do that? I don't have a barrel. I got to remind you who you are. I don't have a barrel over here, dude. You could have dumped them on the floor. Parker would eat them? I forgot. I've been on vacation for a week.
Starting point is 00:01:21 I've been in the country. It became normal, Bob. We know. Vacation, Bob. No, it's no good. Bobby vacates. Bobby vacate. No good.
Starting point is 00:01:30 Tell me about this concert. Oh, dude. All right, so listen, what a major fail. What? So I'm going... I thought I had you all good to go. I'm going up to see this country guy. Max is a fan of, and he's playing literally 20 minutes down the street.
Starting point is 00:01:49 What's the name? Billy Butcheeks? Toppy bottoms? It's a... What's it called? Toppy bottoms? No, it's... Billy Tops.
Starting point is 00:01:58 No. Bobby Tops. No, it's... Tommy Tops? No, God damn it. Tommy Bottoms. I can't remember, dude. It's Bill Thompson.
Starting point is 00:02:10 No. Zach Top. Thank you. Who said that? Poco? Gerrigan. I bet if you take that hat off, his brain is exposed. It's possible. Yeah, so I'm going to see him. And a fan...
Starting point is 00:02:24 I think he smiled at me like a cute Asian girl. His arms across and he gave me like a... He's hairless, too. Yeah, I wouldn't take a picture of him on a bicycle. and one of the fans called in the last minute and goes, hey, dude, Marcus King is going to be at that call. He's doing the concert with the guy. I was like, oh, my, this just made it.
Starting point is 00:02:41 I was excited to go, but I don't know the guy, but now it's like, this is awesome because I love Marcus King. Yeah. And you, you know, you talk to Marcus, and you immediately, like, dude, you got to call Marcus, but you immediately texted me that night
Starting point is 00:02:56 while I was headed up, hey, I talked to Marcus, he said, give you his number, give him a call. I'm like, this is fucking great, right? I always say give him a text, but sure. Give him a text. That's what you wrote. Sorry.
Starting point is 00:03:10 So I'm waiting for the perfect, you know, I don't want to text them too soon. I don't want to text them too late. I want to text him perfectly. The grueviest time. So I say, you know, look at, over the weekend's not good because he's probably doing shows. He's going to forget about it. He's busy. Monday's not good because, hey, I know, you're resting.
Starting point is 00:03:27 You're home. You're doing. Tuesday, you're probably traveling somewhere or doing something, getting stuff. Wednesday, maybe. But then I say Thursday. Thursday would be perfect at a certain time. Thursday afternoon, a little late afternoon.
Starting point is 00:03:41 When's the concert? Well, I... It's Friday night. So I text him Thursday. Hey, I got tickets, so I don't want anything. I would like to meet him or see, whatever he says. You want to meet Toppy bottoms. I don't want to meet...
Starting point is 00:03:57 I'd like to meet him too. That'd be great for Max to meet him. But I want to say hi to Marcus. He's the best. It's a cooler meat for Max. Well, it's a great meat, but Max likes Marcus, too. We listen to it all the time, right? So I text him this.
Starting point is 00:04:14 He's a more of a top-y-bottoms guy. I should have called you, but I didn't. I didn't. I write, Hey, buddy, it's Bobby Kelly. I didn't want to put just Bobby because he'd be like, Bobby who? Agreed. Kelly.
Starting point is 00:04:29 Smart. From the bonfire. I'm going to throw that into it. You know what I mean? It's good. It definitely lets him know like he's okay. Now he knows what he's working with. And then I said, Jay gave me your number.
Starting point is 00:04:40 You did. You gave me the number, like he said, right? I'll throw you in there too. Bobby kept my last name. He said, absolutely. The bonfire, you. I'm giving him all the info he needs to know who the fuck number this is, right? I'm coming to see you.
Starting point is 00:04:55 Did you say from a tourgasm? I did, but I erased it. Okay. I did. Did you tell me some stories of the California I would patrol? I didn't put that in But I was thinking about it
Starting point is 00:05:07 I did Did you say that you were in one night At last night at Last night at Eddie No With your good hair No I didn't want to do that Because I don't think he'd like that
Starting point is 00:05:18 But then you could also send him up side by side picture of you then and now So you could see it's like I was I looked different then So I write I'm coming to see you tomorrow night With the Wife and Kid Let him know
Starting point is 00:05:30 I'm not just coming by myself I'm coming with the facts And then not to be cool around you. No, but to let you know that I'm with other people, my family. So if you are, if you were thinking you just get me back, but if you can't, I'm coming with them. So, hey, it's, it's cool. Hope I get a chance to say hi.
Starting point is 00:05:47 Not see you, not come backstage. Spend time, not bother you. Right. If you're, if you're busy, I get it. Don't worry about it. I give you the out. I'm giving you the out. Hey, if you're too busy, crazy, something, whatever.
Starting point is 00:06:01 Don't worry about it I have a little tiny house This is where I went broke Where I should have stopped Okay This is your all love and laughs man I have a little tiny By the way it's never not said to me once a day on the streets
Starting point is 00:06:14 I have a little I have a little tiny house up in the woods up here We spend the summer We spend the summer in so Oh God This is where it gets weird Because it doesn't even make sense If you want to fish with me and my boy
Starting point is 00:06:29 buddy I deleted if you want a French kiss while my wife catches us very passionately if you want to kiss if you let me kiss you like I've never kissed her hey if you want to wear cowboy hats
Starting point is 00:06:41 in French I'll also do that if you want to angry grab my face and pull it into your mouth I'd be okay with that so this is where it goes I literally had if you're going to put
Starting point is 00:06:53 if you're not busy before the show but that's nuts come to my tiny house I took it out I took it out I took it out I took it out I took it out. The fact you thought that is insanity.
Starting point is 00:07:02 It's nuts. Hey, you want to come watch, you want to come listen to my son take a shit and my wife cook with her butt in your face while we try to watch a small TV? Because in my brain, I do weird shit like that. I've gone fly fishing in the middle of nowhere on an Indian reservation with a guy with no teeth in a truck at 4 in the morning. Why? I don't know. I just, I like to experience things. Don't experience the woods with toothless guys you don't know in trucks.
Starting point is 00:07:28 It was an Indian reservation. It's basic. That's basic info. There was no trees. It was in the desert. Just heroin. It was worse. Roaming Buffalo.
Starting point is 00:07:37 So I wrote, I don't know why I wrote this. I should have just, don't worry about it. Can't wait to see you. That's what I should have wrote. Don't worry about it. I wrote, I have a little tiny house. I don't need to put little. Nope.
Starting point is 00:07:48 I have a little. By the way, I get all this. You're underselling because you don't want them to come. You know them to come think it's one of those giant tiny houses. You let them know it's just a little baby one. Well. It's actually a big tiny house as far as tiny houses go. But I didn't want, you know, I could have just said, hey, I got a little place up here in New Hampshire.
Starting point is 00:08:06 But a little tiny house up in the woods, why would I say that? That's creepy. Also, if he doesn't know what tiny houses are. He doesn't. As a thing, it just sounds like you say, I have a little tiny house. Right. Like you redundancy almost. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:21 In the woods. Why do I have to see? That's creepy. In the woods. Well, let him know, nobody will hear him scream. up here and we spend the summer so I can't wait to see you wow
Starting point is 00:08:33 yeah what the fuck was the end part I can't wait to see you is where it did fall apart I'm gonna tell you this yeah I'm glad you're running this by me I have no notes I gotta be honest this is the way I mean my texts are
Starting point is 00:08:48 equally and far worse than this to people like that so I would I think you nailed it I did but did this end I should have put... What are you write back? Hashtag blocked. I hope to get a chance to say hi.
Starting point is 00:09:04 I can't wait to see you. That's what it should have been. Not the information that doesn't have a little tiny house up here. I don't know what you're going to be doing, hanging out. This part I cut out that made this part make sense is... I'm hearing my wife and kid. Max is really filling out. I hope this letter finds you well.
Starting point is 00:09:21 Do you like mackerel? How do you feel about mackerel? so you haven't even had it until you've had it my way macro a la bob so i send i send it and then i wait he writes back pretty quickly of course hey man exclamation point sounds great concert is next week i'm pretty sure this coming friday no it's actually in two weeks it's not this Friday it's next Friday how do you mess that up that's a real question I'll tell you how I'll tell you how I'll tell you how pull up a picture of my wife's you've done a couple times though where it's like you've you've whiffed like the dates on something because like because
Starting point is 00:10:10 don't you already have the tickets because I have can I tell you what we're doing we were going to you know monster trucks and then we're doing we're going we've gone we've done this vacation we usually just go to the beach go fishing come home cook fire sleep. This year we went to the beach twice, we went to a rodeo. She had us doing all kinds of shit every day.
Starting point is 00:10:36 She had us doing shit every weekend. She didn't want to just sit. It's like I didn't really I'm fine with it but I really I'd rather just be at the house and not do anything, right? So I got my weeks confused because we had I thought we had
Starting point is 00:10:53 I had a show that Saturday night but I thought it was that show was Friday night and my, I got confused because I usually don't do anything when I'm on vacation I don't have to worry about where we're going because we're not going anywhere we're going to the lake, we're going on a boat
Starting point is 00:11:09 we're going to fishing and then we're going to be at the house. I feel this is the outsiders, the musical all over again. All over again. It might be. I might have known. I probably did know and messed it up
Starting point is 00:11:23 but I have a lot of weekends that I'm getting confused. There's a lot. What I'm saying to you is on Friday and Saturday night, I usually don't have to worry about where we're going because we're not going anywhere. We don't do anything. Well, just so you know. Yeah. Rob Zobby, Marilyn Manson, is this coming?
Starting point is 00:11:37 I understand that. Not two days. This Wednesday? Not two days from today. It's next Wednesday. I know that. I do know that. I didn't know that until I talked to you yesterday.
Starting point is 00:11:47 I thought it was this Wednesday, but it's next Wednesday. Yeah, that's fine. So I write, oh, shit. LOL I suck That's too self-deprecating Hang on now I've been fit
Starting point is 00:12:03 This is where it gets bad I don't I've been fishing all day In the sun Apologize to me For the way you laughed At the way I behave With the lead singer from
Starting point is 00:12:17 War on drugs Because this is a very similar behavior Yeah this is bad But it gets worse I will hit you up next week bro smiley face sunglasses kind of like you know marcus gang uh and then i wrote it's in two weeks he didn't need to know that he just knew it wasn't this fucking he knows it's what's it's coming eventually yes i wrote then i wrote going this concert yes you are going yes okay then i wrote
Starting point is 00:12:49 i hope i hope i didn't freak you out fuck you paco your hat sucks Two things can be true Your hat sucks and Bobby sounds crazy Pocko's dressed like Mony in the Middle Yes Christine bring up Mony in the Middle please So we could all laugh at how Paca looks like Mony in the Middle God Paco I like you so much
Starting point is 00:13:17 DJ Lou you got my Mony in the Middle reference You're the only person who fully understands me But he this is how cool Mony Love Monee in the middle In the middle This is how cool he is Let me see this girl
Starting point is 00:13:29 She wears Paco hats Oh my god Paco in the middle Paco really does look like a double Dutch girl He really does Yeah Pacco's dressed like Blossom's best friend Yeah He wrote back
Starting point is 00:13:43 Dude now I'm panicking I'm like I just wrote One two three four five six Did you say you loved him? No not yet I wrote he wrote back Ha ha ha ha two weeks
Starting point is 00:13:57 exclamation, boy, ha ha. I got a little worried for a brief moment. He said that. He said that. Okay. So he's so cool that he let me off the hook with like, hey, I'm going to freak you out and then that's all. And then I
Starting point is 00:14:12 literally shut my phone off. Good. Yes. I literally, I pushed the button on the side. I held it until it's the thing, I swiped it, and I shut my phone off, and I didn't touch it at all. I did the same thing. I had a celebrity
Starting point is 00:14:27 interaction this past week from somebody I talked about on the show they got excited we talked about them on the show as me and Chris Stanley talked about them on the show and then he fucking reached out to me really out of the blue the celebrity
Starting point is 00:14:42 nuts it's fucking crazy who is the celebrity could you do you have I mean I don't know if you know his work but it's like a big deal to me who is it I think it's probably one of the biggest Dougie Fresh no no no so it's new school it's not old school oh oh dude can i can i what's this can i show you can i say something about
Starting point is 00:15:04 this yeah let's play it but then i'll say something about it sure sure this is so funny christine consistently picks the worst ones of these get out of this video and go to the thing i'll show you the one to always bring up go down go down go down it's the one to the left to the left to the left they're right up right there that's the one that's the one right there Yes. And the girls come up, yeah. Oh, my smile, bitch, bitch. Right now, bitch.
Starting point is 00:15:45 I can't even help it when I lean, bitch. Bringing out the window of my, whip my chains. Bitch, I'm side neck. Here, yeah. Bitch, I'm side neck. Yeah, yeah. Well, guess who messaged me? Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:16:00 I'm so happy. Go on, guess, Jacob. Side neck? It was sideneck, yes. First guess he got it. That's pretty crazy. Sideneck was so excited we were talking about him. Buddy, I found side, you know, that's all I follow is crazy, crazy stuff that interests me.
Starting point is 00:16:16 I found Sideneck like a week, two weeks ago, I found Sideneck. Me too. And I saved it in my phone for, I didn't want to send it in my thing that I sent to the... Because the abruptness is so great. I wanted to save it for when I came back. Yeah. I was like, I'm saving Side Neck. Bitch, I'm side.
Starting point is 00:16:37 Buddy, I'm saving, I don't want to give Sideneck to Jay and his guests. It's okay. I don't want it. Side Necks belongs to the show. I know Sidenex belongs to the show, but I was... He belongs to show now. I wanted to save Sideneck from me and you, like to really... I mean, side neck's pretty fun.
Starting point is 00:16:51 Did you do on your own any kind of deep dive on the side neck? No, because I wanted to wait for me and you to do the deep dive on side neck. You'll love him more. Really? You'll love him more. Okay. Because I love... A car accident?
Starting point is 00:17:03 When I saw this and then he went, bitch him side! And his neck. I'd like to catch you up on so many things you missed while you were gone. Please. Sideneck, being my new best friend, is pretty great. I love side neck. Side neck's the best. Side neck was in a car accident.
Starting point is 00:17:18 I would imagine something happened to him. Buddy. This is great. This is so fucked up that it actually goes full circle to being hilarious. If somebody drew this or did this in a movie, it'd be the funniest scene in a movie. Can I ask you a quick question? Before he was side neck, before the accident, was he just side nick? No, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:17:37 He got into the accident and became sideneck? I don't think he was side anything. Okay, all right. He became side neck. Oh, will you hear how he became sideneck? I love the origin story. So he's in a car accident. That's four something in the morning with a moose.
Starting point is 00:17:55 Hit the moose. Wow. You know, it fucks up the car. I'm sure it's where he broke his back, I think, in three places. Oh, God. Or neck in three places, back in four places. laid up off of... But what happened is the moose
Starting point is 00:18:09 rolled up on the hood of the car came through the windshield. And then he got hoof kicked into side neck. He got... So the universe made him side neck. Yes! That's how it became sidetrack.
Starting point is 00:18:24 That's what happens. Like a cartoon when an animal kicks you in the side of the head, you just become a side neck. It's fucking amazing. That's an amazing. origin story. I would love to go to a closet and it's just a bunch of side necks. He goes, what happened? He goes, move season. You'd have to put like left side necks on the left side and right side next side next on the right side so they can see.
Starting point is 00:18:48 Do you remember when Keith hit that deer? I told you. Then the deer shit on his hood and left after he hit it. Keith hit a deer. Yeah. Deer, he told me he goes, he goes, fucking deer shit on my hood and took off into the woods. And I thought he was kidding. Yeah. And I got there and his car was bashed into total. and just a fresh emoji of a turd right on the fucking, I mean, a perfect pile sitting on top of the thing. So when the moose comes through the windshield and then he's freaking out and boot you in the fucking face and you live, bitch, you're sideneck.
Starting point is 00:19:19 Side neck, you earned it. I hope he fucks all the, is this pre-sideneck? Did you hear the comp? I think it was Brian Scalaro was driving upstate in a car with some friends. Scalaro just still has to be straight neck. no one cares he was driving upstate in the car
Starting point is 00:19:36 and they hit a deer and the deer's ass swung over hit the side of the window but the window was down so the shit hit the kid in the fucking seat in the car
Starting point is 00:19:48 the asshole just went and just shit in the kid's face that's some old Brian Scolauer's shit that ain't side necks universe there was a lot of music stuff last week that I thought you would have loved did you know there is a
Starting point is 00:20:02 I watch this a few times over the weekend. There's a Canadian, now American, he got his green card, or he's a citizen now, I think. He's off, his name's Tom McDonald. He's a rapper, a white rapper, and he did songs. He's done rap songs with Rose. Did you know Roseanne did a rap? Like, legit, tried?
Starting point is 00:20:23 I didn't know that. It's fucking crazy. What, I did? You've seen it. You brought it up on the regs. I did. Yeah. Roseanne's rap? Oh, you saved the good stuff for the regs.
Starting point is 00:20:32 with her next door. I understand. I don't, first of all, I have so much stuff save for the Bonfire. I never bring everything up on the regs. Oh, I know,
Starting point is 00:20:39 I know this guy. I brought him up on this before on the Bonfire. He's a MAGA rapper? Yeah, he's, he actually during the pandemic started rapping and putting his own stuff out there.
Starting point is 00:20:50 Him and his sister were making videos, and one of his songs actually went viral, and he's been doing this for a while, yeah. And then he went, for Rosangas, Bobby,
Starting point is 00:20:59 an excuse. Let me see, that's the part I was singing all week. Yeah, this is it. I remember this. Yeah. You know what? If you're going to play it, play it because it's my jam.
Starting point is 00:21:11 I'm a racist. Because they came me with the jab. Turn Becky in the Dan. Man, this sucks. But that Roseanne verse is fucking fire. You can't take me with the jam. I love the crowd can't dance. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:21:33 Everyone's white. Nobody in their crowd can get it. groove going. I hope you got a mean hook because you can't get me with your jam. They had to slow down the dancing when they go to the crowd because it's all out of whacked. Doing that old people dancing like young people. Oh, fucking Roseanne and a jumper is the group. Oh, man. And a story I wanted to tell you about last week that I think you'll enjoy.
Starting point is 00:21:58 Real quick, before we move on from Marcus King, when do I hit him up again? The day before Thursday I said the day after and be like next week right Next week big guy right I did that to Stephen Wilson Jr. I hit him up like two hours after the concert and he's like why didn't you fucking hear I can't do that Hit him up
Starting point is 00:22:18 Wednesday or Thursday Day before Thursday morning afternoon night Evening Evening early evening 6 7 Yeah 6 7
Starting point is 00:22:31 See tomorrow big guy I say big guy I say big guy? No. Oh, God, thank God. That's how he and him talk. What? What?
Starting point is 00:22:38 I might call him. I want a name. Is that how you call him big guy? I call him Marky K. I'm going to start calling everything you call him. Marky K. What's up, Big Guy? Marky King.
Starting point is 00:22:48 It's BK. I call him King Dingling. I call him all kinds of stuff. You know what I never call him? Late for supper. Zing. So you're friends with this guy now? We're close, super close friends now.
Starting point is 00:23:00 Side-necking me? God damn it. I'm side-de-old. next sidekick. So last week, Josh texted me, Adam Myers. Said he had an extra ticket for Guns and Roses for Wednesday night. Did I tell this already on the thing about the tickets? No, I don't think so.
Starting point is 00:23:19 Were you sitting in the stands and he was on the floor? No. Are you sitting together? Well, Josh had gotten tickets. He said he had an extra ticket. Right, I was just wondering he's done that before. And Mike Fanoia had to sit in the stands while he went to the floor. That's another thing you missed.
Starting point is 00:23:34 Yeah. But we will, I'll get to that too at a second, but we went to the concert and we get, Josh had these free tickets he got from Duff McCaghan's manager. Yeah. So that's pretty going to be pretty good tickets. I got parking, we parked. We got decent parking until we got there.
Starting point is 00:23:53 Guns and Rose goes on early, man. They go on early because we got out of the car. We went there and parked, got out of the car. They're playing Welcome to the Jungle. They're starting. 7.45. Are they the headline band? And they just start early because they're old.
Starting point is 00:24:07 I get it. Well, they also play three hours. Oh, three hours. Yeah, fuck, okay. So they start pretty early. Yeah. When we go in, we get to our seats, and we're sitting in our seats, and they're good seats. If this was an arena, they're good seats.
Starting point is 00:24:21 It's a football stadium. So they're not good seats. Why aren't they good seats? Because the way they do it, like the stage, if you can get a full aerial shot of, like, the thing of how it looked, It's like the... Have you been to football stadium concerts before ever? With you. Metallica.
Starting point is 00:24:35 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Metallica. They're in the round. Different energy. Everything's kind of close there. When you're... They have a stage set up, so, you know, it kills a quarter of the place. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:45 We were just kind of like side. Oh. So it's like... And then also, there's a lot of floor between where the field it would be. Do you know what I mean? There's a lot of floor before the stage starts. So you just kind of fall... Even though I was 18th row in the first...
Starting point is 00:25:00 in the first bowl. good tickets, but you're just far. But I was like, it doesn't really matter. Yeah, over there. But I was like, it doesn't really matter because... They're free. Well, free, one. And two, Guns and Roses, I remember when me and Christine went years ago to the stadium one,
Starting point is 00:25:18 was that it was seating, all seating, no standing. Which I love. At all. I know you love that. I do. I do love a nice... Let me take a break during this shit song. When we got to our seats...
Starting point is 00:25:30 Let my plant the fasciatitis get a nice break through his solo fucking love song he wrote And we got to our seats I was just sitting there and kind of going like oh These are fine And I go Oh man go it really sucks I wouldn't have said a word I was like but there is a pit Like the whole front is standing this time
Starting point is 00:25:53 And these are seats given from the duff Yeah But there's seats no it's the seat you would get I wasn't bloated. I'm not even shitting on the seats. It was just we had an opportunity where I said, I wonder if you can get down there. I'm not like the, let's negotiate and bargain.
Starting point is 00:26:09 I'm just like, can we upgrade the seat? I go, if we can upgrade, if we can upgrade the tickets, I'll upgrade them. But you already know that there's no God, there's no Santa Claus, and there's no snake pit. For sure. You know that. No upgrades.
Starting point is 00:26:19 But you can just buy pit tickets if you want still at this point. And so I just did that. You bought them. And then me and Josh went down onto the floor. And then after the show. I was walking back with Josh where he was going to the train and I was going to the car
Starting point is 00:26:33 and I was like, do you have a good time? He's like, yeah, that was a play. I was like me too. I had a great time. I go, wasn't it way better like being down there instead of being up in those seats and he was like, oh man,
Starting point is 00:26:43 I was like, way, a whole different experience. They go, that's how you handle that. I'm like, now that's how you handle that. Remember I didn't just go, I don't want to sit here, so I'll see you later, Josh. Which brings us to, though, we should probably play it in its entirety. Josh came in because Fanoia was here.
Starting point is 00:27:02 Do you know how funny it would have been, though, if you secretly, quietly bought one ticket to the pit? I went to the bathroom and never came back. I'll be right back and then just face-timed him from the pit and went, fuck you from Mike Fanoia. So fucking funny.
Starting point is 00:27:21 I should have gotten them both and just went and then told him I was down and then sent him the ticket for the thing but I should have been like, buddy, I'm down. I didn't want to sit up in those seats. Yeah, dude. Oh, well, oh, all right.
Starting point is 00:27:34 I guess I'm going home, man. We all said a funny, Josh goes at one point when we were walking into our seats where we were sitting at first, he goes, I got recognized before you. Because I got recognized guns and roads before you. How about that? And I was like, oh, that's good, mad.
Starting point is 00:27:50 And then Josh went to go ask about the ticket upgrades and the guy that noticed him came over and walked up to me and he goes, hey man, I'm sorry. I'm a little nervous to talk to you, but I'm a big huge fan here. That's like crazy famous. When you make a man nervous, that's like, holy shit fame.
Starting point is 00:28:09 Hey, dude, I know I'm a man I have kids and I abuse my wife. I'm an alcoholic, but I'm real nervous to talk to you right now. Hey, dude, I was in Vietnam, but you scare me with your fame. Oh, that's the best, dude. Fucking bikers and shit when I see him do that and their hands are shaking on my back.
Starting point is 00:28:25 I'm down, you weirdo. You kick the shit. I'm a nobody Do you Going to a concert with you is definitely Do we're going to Marilyn Manson, Rob Zombie I'm just gonna
Starting point is 00:28:35 I'm just gonna be your manager No I'm just gonna be like Hey man You can go to his website I'm gonna have I'm gonna pass out cards People are really excited
Starting point is 00:28:44 Code on it Hey just scan this You can find it It's gonna be We gotta get the I mean it's gonna be Me, you Lewis will be
Starting point is 00:28:50 It's gonna be I've never been to a concert With Louis No No That's so weird Why is that weird that he's never invited me to anything,
Starting point is 00:28:59 except the barbecue with the fucking stupid crew from Gas Digital. You and Louis hang out all the time. When? We don't hang out all the time. Your sons are friends. We used to, we would hang out at his house or my house.
Starting point is 00:29:12 We don't have, he's never in, no, he did, he did invite me to go to Jamaica. Yeah, until Dawn caught you guys hard French kissing up at the house. She was like, you keep that in the city. And he did, he invited me, Max, and Don to Jamaica, like just come pay for your flights I got to admit that do you he invited us
Starting point is 00:29:31 for a week vacation for free to Jamaica when when Josh came in to meet me for the concert Finnoia was hosting with me oh really oh that was interesting it was interesting because Josh
Starting point is 00:29:45 has made it all right because there's nothing that makes people happier in the world and Josh knows this than having their name put into a song or their or they're their race. Or their race. Mostly race. Mostly about their race, generally speaking, but this one, not so much.
Starting point is 00:30:01 This is what he came in with for our own, Mike Fennoia. Our own friend, Mike Fennoi. There are things I regret in life. Things I can't change. I can accept that. People that I've heard before. But there's no one
Starting point is 00:30:50 that I feel I've heard more. Over promise and I underdeliver Better than Corey Feldman Who's playing the guitar? Aaron Berg That's got to be Mike I'm sorry That's got to be Josh
Starting point is 00:32:59 Josh himself maybe Was he playing Did he tie a pick to his knuckles? Yeah I mean I gotta tell you man That's pretty goddamn good The guy will make a catchy song
Starting point is 00:33:11 That's a catchy song But does Mike He doesn't even know Mike living He completely accepted He accepted How could you not? But he doesn't live in West Nyack. That's a joke, Bobby.
Starting point is 00:33:24 Oh, all right. That was the thing that kept, that one of the things that Mike would get mad about is that he also kept going, like, when he apologized, he said, I'm sorry, I know did you get back to like, fucking West Nyack or whatever. He's like, Connecticut.
Starting point is 00:33:32 And I told you seven times I didn't make Connecticut. You always ask me, where am I from again? Where do I live? And I say Connecticut. So that's pretty funny for Josh to be so where... All right. You know, it's funny because Josh called me a day. He goes,
Starting point is 00:33:45 he goes, Mike lives in... He's in Connecticut, right? And I was like, he was not West Nyack. And I was like, no, Connecticut's the one he does live in. Jesus Christ, he still doesn't know. And so he changed and so he makes the lyrics, it's the wrong play, which is funny as hell. It is very funny. I got to say, out of all his songs, that one is actually pretty good.
Starting point is 00:34:05 That is his Ford. Why? Because it's not the whitest thing somebody can do. Well, it's not what black people do or white people do. This is more of a black person thing to do. This is more of a black person thing to do. Woo-hoo. Oh, God, I've listened to this so many times.
Starting point is 00:34:27 I've gone through so many emotions. It's like somebody dying. You're actually sad, then you get mad, and then you cry. You may have found this thing. And then you like it, then you're happy again. Some of the bitch may have found this thing. I hope it is his thing. I really do.
Starting point is 00:34:41 I hope he's getting thousands of views on this. People are watching it. I don't know if they're watching it to hate watch it or like watch it, but who gives a shit? Probably a little both, but I think it's doing good. More hate. Probably more hate. Probably a little more.
Starting point is 00:34:55 Let me say 80, 20, maybe. But don't worry, buddy. You're going to get all you could handle. He's not coming. He's coming? Of course. It's Josh. He's coming to, oh, God.
Starting point is 00:35:06 What does he coming? So, he's coming? Yes. Oh, man. Where am I sitting? Between me and him. Just put him. No, don't do it.
Starting point is 00:35:15 Just put him next to you so he doesn't have to muscle me out of. You want you on the other side of me, so... No, because he doesn't... You understand, he's like a little puppy. He doesn't want to be away from Daddy. He wants Daddy to know he's okay. Yeah, he wants to be next to you, and he will muscle me. He muscles me out, and then he screams in front of me.
Starting point is 00:35:36 Jay, Warren, you know that... You know what? Skimba Skadoo. Yeah. He does a lot of leaning over. Yeah, he does a lot of leaning over. Just put him next to you. I'll stand next to Josh.
Starting point is 00:35:50 Okay. He's going to be there anyways. Every constant he finds a way to be next to you. Maybe. What do you mean? Maybe. It happens. And the one concert that he didn't get next to you, you put him two people away from you, he was sad.
Starting point is 00:36:04 Oh, yeah. He was mad. Sad. How about the death tones when I put him in a corner? He deserved that. He deserved every second of that. Oh, yeah. We got to wrap it up.
Starting point is 00:36:14 Well, he's coming in this week. He is coming in this week, everybody. We're going to see ourselves some, Joshy. It's coming in Wednesday. Yeah, the Gunners. Thank you guys so much for listening. Bobby, it's so great to have you home. It's good to be back, guys.
Starting point is 00:36:26 We're going to be live all week this week, everyone. Thursday is going to be a live show this week again. I miss you. I miss the crew and I miss show. A show missed you. I miss show. Show missed you. You could tell.
Starting point is 00:36:39 Glad to be back. You go a French Kiss show right now. We'll see you guys tomorrow.

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