The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Come To My Tiny House
Episode Date: August 25, 2026The great Robert Kelly returns from vacation and Jay has a lot to catch him up on. He tells him about Roseanne Barr's political rap song and the rapper Sideneck, who Jay is now friendly with. Bobby ...hears Josh Adam Meyer's new song about all the wrongs he needs to right. | Bobby tries to go to a Marcus King show and texts the singer beforehand. Bob reads his messages and Jay judges his writing. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Crison and Robert Kelly.
Bobby, Bobby, Bobby.
I hate almonds so much.
I didn't want it sun-chip.
Christine took the puffs.
Do you want a puff?
No, I don't want any puffs.
Are you sure?
I'm good, thanks.
They didn't have any of the red sun-chips.
I know what you're thinking.
What?
It's crazy for a producer to go get snacks
and then keep the one there's no doubles of for themselves.
She always does that.
Is crazy.
Christine, she goes and gets snacks, but if you look over, she always has the best snack.
That's an extreme.
She has the best snack.
That's an extreme.
That's an extreme.
That's an extreme self-importance.
Yeah, I mean, I looked over and saw you had the pretzels, which is all right.
And then I looked over, she had the puffs, which is awesome.
She put the pretzels in the pile, though.
Yeah.
I grab pretzels and I offered your pretzels right away.
You did right away.
Of course you did it.
But Christine did grab the puffs.
She got the puffs.
She hides them behind the computer.
Bobby, come on.
Come on.
Come on, Bobby.
No, I don't want it.
I don't want it.
I don't want it.
Can I add one?
I don't want it.
How did you not do that?
I don't have a barrel.
I got to remind you who you are.
I don't have a barrel over here, dude.
You could have dumped them on the floor.
Parker would eat them?
I forgot.
I've been on vacation for a week.
I've been in the country.
It became normal, Bob.
We know.
Vacation, Bob.
No, it's no good.
Bobby vacates.
Bobby vacate.
No good.
Tell me about this concert.
Oh, dude.
All right, so listen, what a major fail.
What?
So I'm going...
I thought I had you all good to go.
I'm going up to see this country guy.
Max is a fan of, and he's playing literally 20 minutes down the street.
What's the name?
Billy Butcheeks?
Toppy bottoms?
It's a...
What's it called?
Toppy bottoms?
No, it's...
Billy Tops.
No.
Bobby Tops.
No, it's...
Tommy Tops?
No, God damn it.
Tommy Bottoms.
I can't remember, dude.
It's Bill Thompson.
No.
Zach Top.
Thank you. Who said that? Poco?
Gerrigan.
I bet if you take that hat off, his brain is exposed.
It's possible.
Yeah, so I'm going to see him.
And a fan...
I think he smiled at me like a cute Asian girl.
His arms across and he gave me like a...
He's hairless, too.
Yeah, I wouldn't take a picture of him on a bicycle.
and one of the fans called in the last minute and goes,
hey, dude, Marcus King is going to be at that call.
He's doing the concert with the guy.
I was like, oh, my, this just made it.
I was excited to go, but I don't know the guy,
but now it's like, this is awesome
because I love Marcus King.
Yeah.
And you, you know, you talk to Marcus,
and you immediately, like, dude,
you got to call Marcus,
but you immediately texted me that night
while I was headed up, hey, I talked to Marcus,
he said, give you his number,
give him a call.
I'm like, this is fucking great, right?
I always say give him a text, but sure.
Give him a text.
That's what you wrote.
Sorry.
So I'm waiting for the perfect, you know, I don't want to text them too soon.
I don't want to text them too late.
I want to text him perfectly.
The grueviest time.
So I say, you know, look at, over the weekend's not good because he's probably doing shows.
He's going to forget about it.
He's busy.
Monday's not good because, hey, I know, you're resting.
You're home.
You're doing.
Tuesday, you're probably traveling somewhere or doing something, getting stuff.
Wednesday, maybe.
But then I say Thursday.
Thursday would be perfect
at a certain time.
Thursday afternoon, a little late afternoon.
When's the concert?
Well, I...
It's Friday night.
So I text him Thursday.
Hey, I got tickets, so I don't want anything.
I would like to meet him or see, whatever he says.
You want to meet Toppy bottoms.
I don't want to meet...
I'd like to meet him too.
That'd be great for Max to meet him.
But I want to say hi to Marcus.
He's the best.
It's a cooler meat for Max.
Well, it's a great meat, but Max likes Marcus, too.
We listen to it all the time, right?
So I text him this.
He's a more of a top-y-bottoms guy.
I should have called you, but I didn't.
I didn't.
I write,
Hey, buddy, it's Bobby Kelly.
I didn't want to put just Bobby because he'd be like, Bobby who?
Agreed.
Kelly.
Smart.
From the bonfire.
I'm going to throw that into it.
You know what I mean?
It's good.
It definitely lets him know like he's okay.
Now he knows what he's working with.
And then I said, Jay gave me your number.
You did.
You gave me the number, like he said, right?
I'll throw you in there too.
Bobby kept my last name.
He said, absolutely.
The bonfire, you.
I'm giving him all the info he needs to know who the fuck number this is, right?
I'm coming to see you.
Did you say from a tourgasm?
I did, but I erased it.
Okay.
I did.
Did you tell me some stories of the California
I would patrol?
I didn't put that in
But I was thinking about it
I did
Did you say that you were in one night
At last night at
Last night at Eddie
No
With your good hair
No I didn't want to do that
Because I don't think he'd like that
But then you could also send him up side by side
picture of you then and now
So you could see it's like
I was I looked different then
So I write
I'm coming to see you tomorrow night
With the Wife and Kid
Let him know
I'm not just coming by myself
I'm coming with the facts
And then not to be cool around you.
No, but to let you know that I'm with other people, my family.
So if you are, if you were thinking you just get me back, but if you can't, I'm coming
with them.
So, hey, it's, it's cool.
Hope I get a chance to say hi.
Not see you, not come backstage.
Spend time, not bother you.
Right.
If you're, if you're busy, I get it.
Don't worry about it.
I give you the out.
I'm giving you the out.
Hey, if you're too busy, crazy, something, whatever.
Don't worry about it
I have a little tiny house
This is where I went broke
Where I should have stopped
Okay
This is your all love and laughs man
I have a little tiny
By the way it's never not said to me once a day on the streets
I have a little
I have a little tiny house up in the woods up here
We spend the summer
We spend the summer in so
Oh God
This is where it gets weird
Because it doesn't even make sense
If you want to fish with me and my boy
buddy
I deleted
if you want a French kiss
while my wife catches us
very passionately
if you want to kiss
if you let me kiss you like I've never kissed her
hey if you want to wear cowboy hats
in French
I'll also do that
if you want to angry grab my face
and pull it into your mouth
I'd be okay with that
so this is where it goes
I literally had
if you're going to put
if you're not busy before the show
but that's nuts
come to my tiny house
I took it out
I took it out
I took it out I took it out
I took it out.
The fact you thought that is insanity.
It's nuts.
Hey, you want to come watch, you want to come listen to my son take a shit and my wife cook with her butt in your face while we try to watch a small TV?
Because in my brain, I do weird shit like that.
I've gone fly fishing in the middle of nowhere on an Indian reservation with a guy with no teeth in a truck at 4 in the morning.
Why?
I don't know.
I just, I like to experience things.
Don't experience the woods with toothless guys you don't know in trucks.
It was an Indian reservation.
It's basic.
That's basic info.
There was no trees.
It was in the desert.
Just heroin.
It was worse.
Roaming Buffalo.
So I wrote, I don't know why I wrote this.
I should have just, don't worry about it.
Can't wait to see you.
That's what I should have wrote.
Don't worry about it.
I wrote, I have a little tiny house.
I don't need to put little.
Nope.
I have a little.
By the way, I get all this.
You're underselling because you don't want them to come.
You know them to come think it's one of those giant tiny houses.
You let them know it's just a little baby one.
Well.
It's actually a big tiny house as far as tiny houses go.
But I didn't want, you know, I could have just said, hey, I got a little place up here in New Hampshire.
But a little tiny house up in the woods, why would I say that?
That's creepy.
Also, if he doesn't know what tiny houses are.
He doesn't.
As a thing, it just sounds like you say, I have a little tiny house.
Right.
Like you redundancy almost.
Yeah.
In the woods.
Why do I have to see?
That's creepy.
In the woods.
Well, let him know, nobody will hear him scream.
up here and we spend the summer
so I can't wait to see you
wow
yeah what the fuck was the end part
I can't wait to see you
is where it did fall apart
I'm gonna tell you this
yeah I'm glad you're running this by me
I have no notes
I gotta be honest this is the way
I mean my texts are
equally and far worse than this
to people like that so I would
I think you nailed it
I did but did this end
I should have put...
What are you write back?
Hashtag blocked.
I hope to get a chance to say hi.
I can't wait to see you.
That's what it should have been.
Not the information that doesn't have a little tiny house up here.
I don't know what you're going to be doing, hanging out.
This part I cut out that made this part make sense is...
I'm hearing my wife and kid.
Max is really filling out.
I hope this letter finds you well.
Do you like mackerel?
How do you feel about mackerel?
so you haven't even had it until you've had it my way macro a la bob so i send i send it and then i wait
he writes back pretty quickly of course hey man exclamation point sounds great concert is next week
i'm pretty sure this coming friday no it's actually in two weeks it's not this
Friday it's next Friday how do you mess that up that's a real question I'll tell you how I'll
tell you how I'll tell you how pull up a picture of my wife's you've done a couple times though
where it's like you've you've whiffed like the dates on something because like because
don't you already have the tickets because I have can I tell you what we're doing we were
going to you know monster trucks and then we're doing we're going we've gone we've done
this vacation we usually just go to the beach go fishing come home cook fire
sleep. This year
we went to the
beach twice, we went to
a rodeo. She had us
doing all kinds of shit every day.
She had us doing shit every weekend.
She didn't want to just sit. It's like
I didn't really
I'm fine with it but I really
I'd rather just be at the house and not do
anything, right? So I got my
weeks confused because we had
I thought we had
I had a show that Saturday night
but I thought it was
that show was Friday night
and my, I got confused
because I usually don't do anything when I'm on vacation
I don't have to worry about where we're going
because we're not going anywhere
we're going to the lake, we're going on a boat
we're going to fishing and then we're going to
be at the house.
I feel this is the outsiders, the musical
all over again.
All over again.
It might be.
I might have known.
I probably did know and messed it up
but I have a lot of weekends that I'm getting confused.
There's a lot.
What I'm saying to you is on Friday and Saturday night,
I usually don't have to worry about where we're going because we're not going anywhere.
We don't do anything.
Well, just so you know.
Yeah.
Rob Zobby, Marilyn Manson, is this coming?
I understand that.
Not two days.
This Wednesday?
Not two days from today.
It's next Wednesday.
I know that.
I do know that.
I didn't know that until I talked to you yesterday.
I thought it was this Wednesday, but it's next Wednesday.
Yeah, that's fine.
So I write, oh, shit.
LOL
I suck
That's too self-deprecating
Hang on now
I've been fit
This is where it gets bad
I don't
I've been fishing all day
In the sun
Apologize to me
For the way you laughed
At the way I behave
With the lead singer from
War on drugs
Because this is a very similar behavior
Yeah this is bad
But it gets worse
I will hit you up
next week bro smiley face sunglasses kind of like you know marcus gang uh and then i wrote it's in
two weeks he didn't need to know that he just knew it wasn't this fucking he knows it's what's it's
coming eventually yes i wrote then i wrote going this concert yes you are going yes okay then i wrote
i hope i hope i didn't freak you out fuck you paco your hat sucks
Two things can be true
Your hat sucks and Bobby sounds crazy
Pocko's dressed like Mony in the Middle
Yes
Christine bring up Mony in the Middle please
So we could all laugh at how Paca looks like Mony in the Middle
God Paco I like you so much
DJ Lou you got my Mony in the Middle reference
You're the only person who fully understands me
But he this is how cool
Mony Love
Monee in the middle
In the middle
This is how cool he is
Let me see this girl
She wears Paco hats
Oh my god
Paco in the middle
Paco really does look like a double Dutch girl
He really does
Yeah Pacco's dressed like Blossom's best friend
Yeah
He wrote back
Dude now I'm panicking
I'm like I just wrote
One two three four five six
Did you say you loved him?
No not yet
I wrote he wrote back
Ha ha ha ha
two weeks
exclamation, boy, ha ha.
I got a little worried for a brief
moment.
He said that. He said that. Okay.
So he's so cool
that he let me off the hook
with like, hey, I'm going to freak you out
and then that's all. And then I
literally shut my phone off.
Good. Yes.
I literally, I pushed the button
on the side. I held it until it's
the thing, I swiped it, and I
shut my phone off, and I didn't touch it
at all.
I did the same thing. I had a celebrity
interaction this past week
from somebody I talked about
on the show
they got excited we talked about them on the show
as me and Chris Stanley
talked about them on the show
and then he fucking reached out to me
really out of the blue the celebrity
nuts it's fucking crazy
who is the celebrity could you do you have
I mean I don't know if you know
his work but it's like a big deal to me
who is it
I think it's probably one of the biggest
Dougie Fresh no no no so it's new
school it's not old school oh oh dude can i can i what's this can i show you can i say something about
this yeah let's play it but then i'll say something about it sure sure this is so funny christine
consistently picks the worst ones of these get out of this video and go to the thing i'll show you the one
to always bring up go down go down go down it's the one to the left to the left to the left
they're right up right there that's the one that's the one right there
Yes.
And the girls come up, yeah.
Oh, my smile, bitch, bitch.
Right now, bitch.
I can't even help it when I lean, bitch.
Bringing out the window of my, whip my chains.
Bitch, I'm side neck.
Here, yeah.
Bitch, I'm side neck.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, guess who messaged me?
Oh, my God.
I'm so happy.
Go on, guess, Jacob.
Side neck?
It was sideneck, yes.
First guess he got it.
That's pretty crazy.
Sideneck was so excited we were talking about him.
Buddy, I found side, you know, that's all I follow is crazy, crazy stuff that interests me.
I found Sideneck like a week, two weeks ago, I found Sideneck.
Me too.
And I saved it in my phone for, I didn't want to send it in my thing that I sent to the...
Because the abruptness is so great.
I wanted to save it for when I came back.
Yeah.
I was like, I'm saving Side Neck.
Bitch, I'm side.
Buddy, I'm saving, I don't want to give Sideneck to Jay and his guests.
It's okay.
I don't want it.
Side Necks belongs to the show.
I know Sidenex belongs to the show, but I was...
He belongs to show now.
I wanted to save Sideneck from me and you, like to really...
I mean, side neck's pretty fun.
Did you do on your own any kind of deep dive on the side neck?
No, because I wanted to wait for me and you to do the deep dive on side neck.
You'll love him more.
Really?
You'll love him more.
Okay.
Because I love...
A car accident?
When I saw this and then he went, bitch him side!
And his neck.
I'd like to catch you up on so many things you missed while you were gone.
Please.
Sideneck, being my new best friend, is pretty great.
I love side neck.
Side neck's the best.
Side neck was in a car accident.
I would imagine something happened to him.
Buddy.
This is great.
This is so fucked up that it actually goes full circle to being hilarious.
If somebody drew this or did this in a movie, it'd be the funniest scene in a movie.
Can I ask you a quick question?
Before he was side neck, before the accident, was he just side nick?
No, no, no, no.
He got into the accident and became sideneck?
I don't think he was side anything.
Okay, all right.
He became side neck.
Oh, will you hear how he became sideneck?
I love the origin story.
So he's in a car accident.
That's four something in the morning with a moose.
Hit the moose.
Wow.
You know, it fucks up the car.
I'm sure it's where he broke his back, I think, in three places.
Oh, God.
Or neck in three places, back in four places.
laid up off of...
But what happened is the moose
rolled up on the hood
of the car
came through the windshield.
And then he got hoof
kicked into side neck.
He got...
So the universe made him side neck.
Yes! That's how it became sidetrack.
That's what happens. Like a cartoon
when an animal kicks you in the side of the head,
you just become a side neck.
It's fucking amazing.
That's an amazing.
origin story. I would love to go to a closet and it's just a bunch of side necks.
He goes, what happened? He goes, move season.
You'd have to put like left side necks on the left side and right side next side next on the right side so they can see.
Do you remember when Keith hit that deer? I told you. Then the deer shit on his hood and left after he hit it. Keith hit a deer.
Yeah. Deer, he told me he goes, he goes, fucking deer shit on my hood and took off into the woods. And I thought he was kidding. Yeah. And I got there and his car was bashed into total.
and just a fresh emoji of a turd right on the fucking,
I mean,
a perfect pile sitting on top of the thing.
So when the moose comes through the windshield
and then he's freaking out and boot you in the fucking face
and you live, bitch, you're sideneck.
Side neck, you earned it.
I hope he fucks all the, is this pre-sideneck?
Did you hear the comp?
I think it was Brian Scalaro was driving upstate
in a car with some friends.
Scalaro just still has to be straight neck.
no one cares
he was driving upstate in the car
and they hit a deer
and the deer's ass
swung over
hit the side of the window
but the window was down
so the shit hit the kid
in the fucking seat
in the car
the asshole just went
and just shit
in the kid's face
that's some old Brian Scolauer's shit
that ain't side necks universe
there was a lot of music stuff
last week that I thought you would have loved
did you know there is a
I watch this a few times over the weekend.
There's a Canadian, now American,
he got his green card, or he's a citizen now, I think.
He's off, his name's Tom McDonald.
He's a rapper, a white rapper, and he did songs.
He's done rap songs with Rose.
Did you know Roseanne did a rap?
Like, legit, tried?
I didn't know that.
It's fucking crazy.
What, I did? You've seen it.
You brought it up on the regs.
I did.
Yeah.
Roseanne's rap?
Oh, you saved the good stuff for the regs.
with her next door.
I understand.
I don't, first of all,
I have so much stuff
save for the Bonfire.
I never bring everything up
on the regs.
Oh, I know,
I know this guy.
I brought him up on this before
on the Bonfire.
He's a MAGA rapper?
Yeah, he's,
he actually during the pandemic
started rapping
and putting his own stuff out there.
Him and his sister
were making videos,
and one of his songs actually
went viral,
and he's been doing this for a while,
yeah.
And then he went,
for Rosangas, Bobby,
an excuse.
Let me see,
that's the part I was singing all week.
Yeah, this is it.
I remember this.
Yeah.
You know what?
If you're going to play it, play it because it's my jam.
I'm a racist.
Because they came me with the jab.
Turn Becky in the Dan.
Man, this sucks.
But that Roseanne verse is fucking fire.
You can't take me with the jam.
I love the crowd can't dance.
Oh, no.
Everyone's white.
Nobody in their crowd can get it.
groove going. I hope you got a mean hook because you can't get me with your jam.
They had to slow down the dancing when they go to the crowd because it's all out of whacked.
Doing that old people dancing like young people.
Oh, fucking Roseanne and a jumper is the group.
Oh, man.
And a story I wanted to tell you about last week that I think you'll enjoy.
Real quick, before we move on from Marcus King, when do I hit him up again?
The day before Thursday
I said the day after and be like next week right
Next week big guy right
I did that to Stephen Wilson Jr. I hit him up like two hours
after the concert and he's like why didn't you fucking hear
I can't do that
Hit him up
Wednesday or Thursday
Day before
Thursday morning afternoon night
Evening
Evening early evening
6 7
Yeah
6 7
See tomorrow big guy
I say big guy
I say big guy?
No.
Oh, God, thank God.
That's how he and him talk.
What?
What?
I might call him.
I want a name.
Is that how you call him big guy?
I call him Marky K.
I'm going to start calling everything you call him.
Marky K.
What's up, Big Guy?
Marky King.
It's BK.
I call him King Dingling.
I call him all kinds of stuff.
You know what I never call him?
Late for supper.
Zing.
So you're friends with this guy now?
We're close, super close friends now.
Side-necking me?
God damn it.
I'm side-de-old.
next sidekick.
So last week, Josh texted me, Adam Myers.
Said he had an extra ticket for Guns and Roses for Wednesday night.
Did I tell this already on the thing about the tickets?
No, I don't think so.
Were you sitting in the stands and he was on the floor?
No.
Are you sitting together?
Well, Josh had gotten tickets.
He said he had an extra ticket.
Right, I was just wondering he's done that before.
And Mike Fanoia had to sit in the stands while he went to the floor.
That's another thing you missed.
Yeah.
But we will, I'll get to that too at a second,
but we went to the concert and we get,
Josh had these free tickets he got from Duff McCaghan's manager.
Yeah.
So that's pretty going to be pretty good tickets.
I got parking, we parked.
We got decent parking until we got there.
Guns and Rose goes on early, man.
They go on early because we got out of the car.
We went there and parked, got out of the car.
They're playing Welcome to the Jungle.
They're starting.
7.45.
Are they the headline band?
And they just start early because they're old.
I get it.
Well, they also play three hours.
Oh, three hours.
Yeah, fuck, okay.
So they start pretty early.
Yeah.
When we go in, we get to our seats, and we're sitting in our seats, and they're good seats.
If this was an arena, they're good seats.
It's a football stadium.
So they're not good seats.
Why aren't they good seats?
Because the way they do it, like the stage, if you can get a full aerial shot of, like, the thing of how it looked,
It's like the...
Have you been to football stadium concerts before ever?
With you.
Metallica.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Metallica.
They're in the round.
Different energy.
Everything's kind of close there.
When you're...
They have a stage set up, so, you know, it kills a quarter of the place.
Yeah.
We were just kind of like side.
Oh.
So it's like...
And then also, there's a lot of floor between where the field it would be.
Do you know what I mean?
There's a lot of floor before the stage starts.
So you just kind of fall...
Even though I was 18th row in the first...
in the first bowl.
good tickets, but you're just far.
But I was like, it doesn't really matter.
Yeah, over there.
But I was like, it doesn't really matter because...
They're free.
Well, free, one.
And two, Guns and Roses, I remember when me and Christine went years ago to the stadium one,
was that it was seating, all seating, no standing.
Which I love.
At all.
I know you love that.
I do.
I do love a nice...
Let me take a break during this shit song.
When we got to our seats...
Let my plant the fasciatitis get a nice break through his solo fucking love song he wrote
And we got to our seats
I was just sitting there and kind of going like oh
These are fine
And I go
Oh man go it really sucks
I wouldn't have said a word I was like but there is a pit
Like the whole front is standing this time
And these are seats given from the duff
Yeah
But there's seats no it's the seat you would get
I wasn't bloated.
I'm not even shitting on the seats.
It was just we had an opportunity where I said,
I wonder if you can get down there.
I'm not like the, let's negotiate and bargain.
I'm just like, can we upgrade the seat?
I go, if we can upgrade, if we can upgrade the tickets,
I'll upgrade them.
But you already know that there's no God,
there's no Santa Claus, and there's no snake pit.
For sure.
You know that.
No upgrades.
But you can just buy pit tickets if you want still at this point.
And so I just did that.
You bought them.
And then me and Josh went down onto the floor.
And then after the show.
I was walking back with Josh
where he was going to the train
and I was going to the car
and I was like, do you have a good time?
He's like, yeah, that was a play.
I was like me too.
I had a great time.
I go, wasn't it way better
like being down there
instead of being up in those seats
and he was like, oh man,
I was like, way, a whole different experience.
They go, that's how you handle that.
I'm like, now that's how you handle that.
Remember I didn't just go,
I don't want to sit here, so I'll see you later, Josh.
Which brings us to, though,
we should probably play it in its entirety.
Josh came in because Fanoia was here.
Do you know how funny it would have been, though,
if you secretly, quietly bought
one ticket to the pit?
I went to the bathroom and never came back.
I'll be right back and then just
face-timed him from the pit and went,
fuck you from Mike Fanoia.
So fucking funny.
I should have gotten them both
and just went and then told him I was down
and then sent him the ticket for the thing
but I should have been like,
buddy, I'm down.
I didn't want to sit up in those seats.
Yeah, dude.
Oh, well, oh, all right.
I guess I'm going home, man.
We all said a funny, Josh goes at one point
when we were walking into our seats
where we were sitting at first,
he goes, I got recognized before you.
Because I got recognized guns and roads before you.
How about that?
And I was like, oh, that's good, mad.
And then Josh went to go ask about the ticket upgrades
and the guy that noticed him came over and walked up to me
and he goes, hey man, I'm sorry.
I'm a little nervous to talk to you,
but I'm a big huge fan here.
That's like crazy famous.
When you make a man nervous,
that's like, holy shit fame.
Hey, dude, I know I'm a man I have kids
and I abuse my wife.
I'm an alcoholic, but I'm real nervous to talk to you right now.
Hey, dude, I was in Vietnam,
but you scare me with your fame.
Oh, that's the best, dude.
Fucking bikers and shit when I see him do that
and their hands are shaking on my back.
I'm down, you weirdo.
You kick the shit.
I'm a nobody
Do you
Going to a concert with you is definitely
Do we're going to
Marilyn Manson, Rob Zombie
I'm just gonna
I'm just gonna be your manager
No
I'm just gonna be like
Hey man
You can go to his website
I'm gonna have
I'm gonna pass out cards
People are really excited
Code on it
Hey just scan this
You can find it
It's gonna be
We gotta get the
I mean it's gonna be
Me, you Lewis
will be
It's gonna be
I've never been to a concert
With Louis
No
No
That's so weird
Why is that weird
that he's never invited me to anything,
except the barbecue with the fucking stupid crew
from Gas Digital.
You and Louis hang out all the time.
When?
We don't hang out all the time.
Your sons are friends.
We used to,
we would hang out at his house or my house.
We don't have, he's never in,
no, he did, he did invite me to go to Jamaica.
Yeah, until Dawn caught you guys hard French kissing up at the house.
She was like, you keep that in the city.
And he did, he invited me, Max, and Don to Jamaica,
like just come pay for your flights
I got to admit that
do you he invited us
for a week vacation for free
to Jamaica when
when Josh came in to meet me
for the concert
Finnoia was hosting with me
oh really
oh that was interesting
it was interesting because Josh
has made it all right
because there's nothing that makes people happier
in the world and Josh knows this
than having their name put into a song
or their or they're
their race. Or their race.
Mostly race. Mostly about their race,
generally speaking, but this one, not so much.
This is what he came in with for
our own, Mike Fennoia. Our own friend, Mike
Fennoi.
There are things I regret in life.
Things I can't change.
I can accept that.
People that I've heard before.
But there's no one
that I feel I've heard more.
Over promise and I underdeliver
Better than Corey Feldman
Who's playing the guitar?
Aaron Berg
That's got to be Mike
I'm sorry
That's got to be Josh
Josh himself maybe
Was he playing
Did he tie a pick to his knuckles?
Yeah
I mean
I gotta tell you man
That's pretty goddamn good
The guy will make a catchy song
That's a catchy song
But does Mike
He doesn't even know Mike living
He completely accepted
He accepted
How could you not?
But he doesn't live in West Nyack.
That's a joke, Bobby.
Oh, all right.
That was the thing that kept,
that one of the things that Mike would get mad about
is that he also kept going, like,
when he apologized, he said,
I'm sorry, I know did you get back to like,
fucking West Nyack or whatever.
He's like, Connecticut.
And I told you seven times I didn't make Connecticut.
You always ask me, where am I from again?
Where do I live?
And I say Connecticut.
So that's pretty funny for Josh to be so where...
All right.
You know, it's funny because Josh called me a day.
He goes,
he goes, Mike lives in...
He's in Connecticut, right?
And I was like, he was not West Nyack.
And I was like, no, Connecticut's the one he does live in.
Jesus Christ, he still doesn't know.
And so he changed and so he makes the lyrics, it's the wrong play, which is funny as hell.
It is very funny.
I got to say, out of all his songs, that one is actually pretty good.
That is his Ford.
Why?
Because it's not the whitest thing somebody can do.
Well, it's not what black people do or white people do.
This is more of a black person thing to do.
This is more of a black person thing to do.
Woo-hoo.
Oh, God, I've listened to this so many times.
I've gone through so many emotions.
It's like somebody dying.
You're actually sad, then you get mad, and then you cry.
You may have found this thing.
And then you like it, then you're happy again.
Some of the bitch may have found this thing.
I hope it is his thing.
I really do.
I hope he's getting thousands of views on this.
People are watching it.
I don't know if they're watching it to hate watch it
or like watch it, but who gives a shit?
Probably a little both, but I think it's doing good.
More hate.
Probably more hate.
Probably a little more.
Let me say 80, 20, maybe.
But don't worry, buddy.
You're going to get all you could handle.
He's not coming.
He's coming?
Of course.
It's Josh.
He's coming to, oh, God.
What does he coming?
So, he's coming?
Yes.
Oh, man.
Where am I sitting?
Between me and him.
Just put him.
No, don't do it.
Just put him next to you so he doesn't have to muscle me out of.
You want you on the other side of me, so...
No, because he doesn't...
You understand, he's like a little puppy.
He doesn't want to be away from Daddy.
He wants Daddy to know he's okay.
Yeah, he wants to be next to you, and he will muscle me.
He muscles me out, and then he screams in front of me.
Jay, Warren, you know that...
You know what?
Skimba Skadoo.
Yeah.
He does a lot of leaning over.
Yeah, he does a lot of leaning over.
Just put him next to you.
I'll stand next to Josh.
Okay.
He's going to be there anyways.
Every constant he finds a way to be next to you.
Maybe.
What do you mean? Maybe. It happens.
And the one concert that he didn't get next to you,
you put him two people away from you,
he was sad.
Oh, yeah.
He was mad.
Sad.
How about the death tones when I put him in a corner?
He deserved that.
He deserved every second of that.
Oh, yeah.
We got to wrap it up.
Well, he's coming in this week.
He is coming in this week, everybody.
We're going to see ourselves some, Joshy.
It's coming in Wednesday.
Yeah, the Gunners.
Thank you guys so much for listening.
Bobby, it's so great to have you home.
It's good to be back, guys.
We're going to be live all week this week, everyone.
Thursday is going to be a live show this week again.
I miss you.
I miss the crew and I miss show.
A show missed you.
I miss show.
Show missed you.
You could tell.
Glad to be back.
You go a French Kiss show right now.
We'll see you guys tomorrow.
