The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Comedy Coach

Episode Date: June 29, 2021

Jay and Dan are in studio together with the whole Bonfire Gang. The guys discover a comedy coach by the name of Steve North and are very intrigued by his lessonsStream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/BonfireFollow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM@DanSoder www.DanSoder.com@BigJayOakerson www.BigJayComedy.com#CrackleCrackle

It's Dan Soder and Big J. Oakerson. Welcome to the Bonfire Podcast. We'll have new episodes every morning Tuesday through Friday. If you want more Bonfire, you can always hear our full show every day on Series XF. The Bonfire! Neil Diamond just fucking laying them out. Welcome back to the bonfire. I'm Dan Soder, that's Big J. Erykerson, full crew in studio, a damn miracle.

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The community of love they can ever get from your V to your a. O day Everything tastes like sweat and nickels. I can tell that you shit in the last hour or two. That's it. That's the song about me banging you out by the fire after I tore my jeans off. And you took a shit about it. Yeah, man, we can't find gay Hitler. Apparently they cut all the seasons before 30. Did you find the comedy coach, though, Christine? Comedy coach. Are we getting serious about this? I think I saw this ad on Facebook,

but I didn't have to. I didn't have to. I didn't wolf. I had to just make sure, and I said, it has to not be ironic. Oh, wait, actually somebody, I think, maybe send this to the Camper's Facebook group. Okay, I didn't look too much in. No, because I had to make sure it was serious first,

but I'm looking. But I think it's dead serious. I want to know the secret to being a comedy star. He wrote a book. He wrote a book. He wrote a book. It's you. Your comedic character. He wrote a book already called How to Kill in Comedy All right now I'm open for it first things first very old comic book I've never heard of Steve North ever I'm kind of down. I'd listen. I can always watch film. I could go back relearn the mechanics What is he got first? He wears a captain's hat and one of his things he'll do sailing the seas of hilarious one of his things probably

It's guys captain in the ship the USS Chuckle Yes, yes giggles us. Yes, one of his things it's slid in by the way too It says you could buy the DVD yes Can we buy it right about Steve which we're going to read about Steve for sure. What they do beyond stand-up show reviews and articles. And then the next thing, kids coach, kids filled with a Z so you know he's cool. Oh, he's cool. He's not wearing a wire.

You don't have to ask your parents. It's okay. That don't even permission slips you for nerds. I think we start a rival for Steve North called Jake South and we teach Jacob how to be a comedy coach. Dude, and you come for his corners. We'll work through you. Yeah, we'll be there. And then by the way, your book will be called Jacob who wrote the book, How to Slotter and Go.

Destroy the audience by Jake South. Yeah. Hey, what's up everyone? I'm Jake South, and in the next hour and a half videotape, you're gonna learn how to take the audience by Jake South. Yeah. Hey, what's up everyone? I'm Jake South and in this next hour and a half video tape You're gonna learn how to take the audience and break them over there your knee like you're a pain and they're a Batman And by the way Steve North if you're watching this suck my dick you fucking old kind you may know me from jokes like mother-in-law stuff Those damn kids also from such as malls in the morning stuff. Those damn kids. Also from such hits as malls in the morning. Restaurant servers. Yeah, cowboy. You may recognize me from such greats as what's with this airplane food. Also my wife lover or hater. Others start such stark

observations as what's what's the tiny print at the bottom of commercials I must be getting old but or such classic says I got pulled over on the way here today yeah remember from my award winning nominated me and my girlfriend just broke up today you also remember me from the 1998 hit kids have better toys today You may know me from my dissertation Everything's different now that I'm older. I guess I don't understand young people suck my nuts Steve North I'm coming for your money and your lady Now I ride off into the sunset of laughter Dude Steve North is there videos can we watch videos?

I want him to break it down like John Madden First thing I want to do is read about Steve Keep fucked your mom. That's all I should say break it down Jay That Steve North He trained everyone from stars to beginners to find their comedic character for standup, acting, writing, speaking. By the way, it looks like he's been 70 years old

his entire life. I know that picture's black and white. He looks exactly the same now, but it all looks old. Might've been the same photo shoot. Steve North's training can help anyone who needs to be funnier. Steve has worked with everyone from George Carlin to Kevin Neal and has coached everyone from SNL's Leslie Jones to scores of other celebs and comedy stars helping them get their persona.

Shuh. Steve North accepting responsibility for telling Leslie Jones goes, uh, show your teeth a lot and just I mean, yeah. I want you to yell from the rooftops. But I'm not a little captain. Daddy really meant that. Yes, you're finding it, Kevin Nealin. What do you want me to do? Talk quickly under your breath.

Like this kind of like this. And then I talk it. That's it. Steve can save you two to three years by finding your comedic character. Then growing material from that theme or focus, he calls it finding your commuted character, then growing material from that theme or focus. He calls it finding your house before you buy the furniture, which is the material and it works.

And it works. Ask as many happy clients. Over the last 15 years in Hollywood, Steve has coached hundreds of comedians, beginners, touring comedians, sitcom actors, people who want to be funnier. In addition to private sessions, Steve and his partner, Barb. Get Barb on the horn. I want to talk to Barb. All for the longest running home base for standard comedians in LA, workshops which provide

a creatively healthy, non-competitive environment at home base for comedians to workshop and grow profession. Do you think this is one of those situations where if you reached out to someone like someone that we respect would come through and actually go, nah, Steve North's a good guy like Bill Burrow would be like, nah, Steve North's a good guy. Hey, you know, or you just like see Mark Maron. He's like, I know Steve Borth. Good guy. Help me out a lot.

Yo, do you see the bottom? He's tweeting out bits. What keeps happening? Keep shorting my wife keeps annoying me by vacuuming during the pro football games. She claims it doesn't bother anyone else in the stadium. So he goes, that's a, that's called the Switch Formula for my best-selling book,

Had a Kill and Combo. The Switch Formula. Oh, we're gonna, we're gonna break it down. We gotta, I wanna start breaking down all the dumb things I do. Well, all the places they've done it on here They've been they also appeared at colleges conventions talk variety shows Thick of the night make me laugh in the Mike Douglas show the north of written and produced TV shows

Raging from the Gong show to America's funniest videos. It's totally hidden video and a slew of others check this out Steve North attended University of Denver Hey, you're back in with him now. I'm in. I'm on board, dude. Listen to the coach. You are way back in the building. I'll check. Yeah, he went Denver and at USC. He trained in comedy with Second City, the committee, Avery Schreiber, what? Spolen players. What? Jack Kosslyn, Danny Simon, Joyce, Selznick, and Estelle Tepper. These sounds like people that would get my manner just fucking really.

It sounds like people that show up. My grandma, my mom used to play Kynasta with her friends. It sounds like her Kynasta grew up. My grandma goes, hold on, now, Dan, I knew you were a comedian, but you did not tell me you played with the Spolen players. Spolen players? Oh, wow. Wait, Danny Simon?

What do you think you are? Some Danny players? Who's the law? Wait, Danny Simon? What do you think you are? Some Danny Simon? That's what my grandma says. My grandma goes, yeah. What do you guys think he's next? Avery Shribo over here. He's cracking jokes in there.

Like he's a stilteper. You wish the Spolen players would have a look at you. You couldn't even get an audition with them. You're nothing like you just like your father. You're nothing. Oh, you wish the committee would spit at you. You're a piece of shit like your father was. You'll be nothing. You'll be the spow and play as get it.

Scratch my ass. The team of barben Steve North have performed live standup comedy at the comedy store in LA. I don't see that immediately. The improv. I very much need to see that. Icehouse and venues all over the world. They're a duo.

So they've also appeared at colleges, conventions, and talk variety shows. George Carlin's special, Thick of the Night. I read that already. Make me, oh, you did. Yeah. Dude, let's watch this. We have to.

Fantastic. There he is. He's everything I hoped he was. We have to. Fantastic. There he is. He's everything I hoped he was. Stand up front of metal's highlights. He goes, of course, you could call him retarded. That's what they all. He's like, first of all, change your first name to Slappy. People love that.

If you like soup, then you're souping. If you like bread, then we call you crumb. Because this word you could say. Your first name's gotta be a- If some kind of adjective you think. If a fellow looks gay, make sure you bring it up. Call him it. If it does look like he doesn't like his wife,

Hey, if he's Chinese, well there you go, there's your act. Hey everyone, it's me, goofy popsicles. What's going on? Yeah. It's just something with an old English last name where it's like me, bump is so doil. Oh, please. I am Bosanne, and I'm with Steve Norse,

the comedy coach, and he's gonna teach us all about stand-up comedy. Hell yeah, you guys. Hold on a minute. Hey, campers, are you guys really ready to learn the craft? I know you've heard enough comics come on podcasts and shit and talk about stand up, but get ready to really learn. Have you ever been to learn from a guy where's a captain that every day since 1955?

I bet he's been laying locked the entire time. Oh, this guy's never set foot on a bow. He's like, weirdly enough, he's even afraid of water. Can't swim. Never learned. Bob, like a fish. He goes, I take a lot of bands though. I'm not, I'm not, I'm one of the state shower for a long time. Show for a long time. Never been a shower I didn't like It's old time he's got a slide whistle. It was back pocket always you know I keep that thing on it That jarbly noise thing like He goes, ah, you know what can't say the thing about my own wife Bob

He's got all the tools for old old-timey radio storytelling He's got the thunder disk, he's shaking. He opens it up like an assassin, it opens a tool shed and instead of guns, it's all up. It's the old timey act comedy tools. And I got an inkling, in closing in glass like the special captain's hat.

Yeah, he's hacked John Wick where they find out we're talking about him. Barb tells him. Barb tells him when he goes, give me that. You can't go back to that. As way, by teaching the comedic character. Well, Steve,

we're going to learn. Good editing. Well, the first thing we're going to learn is to be a comedian and not a comic, to be a funny person, not a joke teller. Okay. Okay. Then we're gonna learn to create our own unique

comedic character, because everybody has a different one. So we all have our own. Exactly, okay. Then we're gonna learn the most important writing form that was for Keith Stanton. Pause it. Pause it. For this guy, we're gonna cap and sat,

and everything, I'm already blown away by how serious he is. He's also no bullshit. Yeah, he's like look We're not gonna fuck around here, okay You know first things first what's your thing you have a sweet Nordic background? Okay, it's put in a Viking thing. You just jot this down Anyway, he could have said more serious if you stop the cigarette out first

I'm sorry play this You guys all right This is listen guys. He's also talking to the guy, they're talking like, like, coo me by the way. Yeah, but the interviewer looks like he's talking to his girlfriend's uncle for the first time at a party. Yeah. That's cool. Yeah, I teach you comedy, clav routine. Well, what's that like? Well, first things first, no bullshit. Cut the shit. You find your character. It's your fucking and he goes whoa so everyone has their own character and he goes Yeah, that's the advantage energy. What's happening here?

You so everyone's got their own unique character. It's what I said isn't it? Yes Listen you funny on the stage. That's when the jokes are. Right now, it's business. I've been working on... Wrap it up by learning performance techniques so you can get up there and really do it. Great, I'll be here all week.

Yeah, the bright light is really important. Go fuck yourself, don't do that. I think the most important thing to learn is the difference between being a comic and being a comedian. Community character is your personal theme or your focus, and if you can get it, it'll save you five years of your time when you're developing your stand-up act. It's like knowing what house you're gonna live in before you buy the furniture. Okay, I get it. Like the jokes are the furniture and your house is your comedic person.

Okay, that's what I said. That's what makes you a comedian and a comic. That's what I said. That's what makes you a comedian. So that's what I said. You're a college. Does he fucking suck at this? Yeah, he goes, also whoever's playing the jock jams, can you turn it down and turn it into a split? I'm sorry to get a point across there, and you guys are fucking blowing me out. Dude, this is great.

Pump, pump the jams, pump it up, dude. That's what we need. We need, we just need, we can do this, but with jock jams, pump it up dude. That's what we need. We need, we just need, uh, We can do this but with jock jams under us. Yeah, I'll explain comedy. Hey think about the stuff that's really sad that If you didn't make fun of you'd want to blow your brains out and then turn it It's itself on itself. That's it. There goes. That's it. That's it. Dude, I'm trying to see an example. Yeah It has to be based on That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. Dude. I'm dying to see an example.

Yeah. It has to be based on something. That's the most important thing in the sand. Then we exact it. Like me. I've worked with a lot of stars. I'm the captain. He goes, I was beaten without mercy in the Navy.

And so now I can't wear this cap. He goes, once when I a fraternity kid that me and raped me with a bowdoll. I was scalped. I have to wear this cap. I haven't found a way to find funny in that yet. But I do I wear a hat. I went fishing with my uncle and him and his buddies

took turns on my ass. I haven't found a way to turn it into a joke just yet. But it's my, that's my moby dick. I had a buffet thing, it wasn't working. Ha ha. So they're doing, they're taking a truth about themselves and really exaggerating it. It's actually too terrible at it.

It's a comedic character. The first part is the word flaw. There has to be something wrong with you. Not funny if everything's okay. Jerry Seinfeld. No life, everything he says is unimportant. Kathy Griffin. A horrible gossip, backstabber.

Louis CK. A loser overwhelmed by everything. Lisa Lamponelli. Gross insulting. Louis Black. He gets upset. Two upset. Chelsea Hamlin. Slut. No, it's, he gets upset, too upset, Chelsea Hamlin.

Slut. Uh, now, is that what I do now? Slut? Oh man. Rodney Dangerfield. Obnoxious. What the fuck is that? Hey, I don't really like you guys talking about me.

Steve, if I find out you're assessing me to some news report, I'll break your fucking knees. It was just me who did Bob suck me off in the back of my club, 88. He's dead serious. Yeah, he breaks it down like he's on ESPN. Exactly. Roddy Dangerfield of Notchus. So George Carlin is too young to be angry.

Right. So basically all of these comedians. They're just basically guessing on all of them. They're just saying the first thing that comes to their mind. Really, Chris Rock, he goes black Rock. He goes black guy. That is pacing back and forth Misshael Pacing back and forth so Fagas don't stare at his ass

Oh, sure forget that Ralphie May That guy fat guy. I mean, that is mention that a bunch. Yeah Wild Chelsea handler trunk flood. Yes He's mentioned that a bunch. Yeah. This is wild. Yeah. Chelsea handler. Trump slut. Yes. Just confirming it.

Death you got you got. No, he said he goes, Chelsea Hamlin. I go, it's truncant sluts. And he goes, there you have it. He's like, I head nodding to hand it out. You're hearing the music. That was the same face that Yoda made when when a Skywalker cut the fucking morbid half Strong you are

Slouch is Have a flaw that's right, and that's why they're big stars Okay, Steve you said there were two parts of a community character the first The first was flaw, right? The second? The second part is blind spot. And it's very important. Because what it means is that the character cannot be aware of what's funny or strange about them. Otherwise you wouldn't laugh at them. You only laugh at them when you realize... Does he also sound kind of cocked? Like he's like a little drunk? He's like, I'll tell you. I'll tell you. The opposite of what a blind spot is, kids getting off a bus, walking around the front of the bus and out of the bag of bus

That's how you end up with a couple of them in your car on your hood Have you ever heard my speech about the comedy character? No, I guess to I envy you sit down Pour me a stiffer It goes now your first thing's gonna be your flaw and your name should be something that ends in a Y Listen here tiny Mario Lopez if you learn this You'll be selling out funny bones in a week Comedy character. Do you hit your wife first thing? What's your name? Dan Sodor is it I'm gonna name you Daffy Quackers

And you know you are you're an unintelligent bitch You're a guy who if you fucking look so my wife again, I'm gonna knock his fucking teeth out Fucking daffy whackers comes to the air talking shit and staring at my wife like he's good He's checking it up the good. He's just hearing and they go. I fuck you old man He goes whoa. I'm developing your comedy career. Hold up, hold up. What up? Be your parents together. Hold on, let me get you $10.

You go to give me another six pack of tall boys. And I'll teach you how to build it tonight. He does press music. Get me some of the Jamaican ones, dude. Yeah, let me get a little Malibu rum. What's the fuck? Let's try theoretically. Because you're gonna get me a six-year-old red stride. He goes, listen, give me a shackle of arms and a six-pack of Pacifico, Nakarona. I'm not a fucking

19-year-old girl, all right? Come back. I'll have your comic character ready to rip. He goes, who's that? He goes, he goes, hey, anybody wants something from the store? Daffy Quackers is going to keep selling it. Everybody comes back and he goes, I already got the Pacificos, not the Limes. You're common, you're comedy characters are pieces of shit that won't be me outside in five minutes. What? How is that you're this Shakami character? You probably don't even see any problems with it in a racial relationships, right?

Because guess what? I was selling out Taters. I was going to say that I was outtaters. I had the nuts to say it. He was that a beauty character outward racism unapologetically and with no punchlines. Bet you won't do it. Bet you won't do it. You know what? Just like I heard, Daffy Quackers is a fucking pussy. Sorry, I'm not Daffy Quackers.

I don't like you. I hate your whole things, man. Let's just see where he takes us. Nothing's bullshit. When Rodney Dangerfield was alive, if he came out and said, now I know I'm a foolish old man in my eyes bug out, and I dress funny, but I sure would like to get some respect. Yeah, all right, let's see how that would go.

Hey, I'm a sloppy dresser and my eyes upset everybody. Can people like me a little bit? Hey, what's the deal with my wife? We're in a very loving relationship. She understands all my flaws. I'm very self-aware. The yin, the yin, the ma'yee. Hey, honestly, I didn't know what love was until we met.

She keeps me balanced. This guy fucking sucks. But I get it. So if the- But I get it, then! Character understands what's wrong with them. Instead of laughing, you'll be like, you know what's wrong with you. Go get help!

Exactly! So here we go, dude. Here we go. we go writing formulas for creating great stand-up material You got writing jokes from the character. You've got exaggeration You've got the switch and you've got combination jokes are out of context. I was hope I hope it's like dance moves Where they say it at the bottom and shows up. Yeah, this one here's the switch. Hey, that's a nice swim suit. Now take your right foot and swing it around. And then you're going. Are you over here?

And then what you're going to do is you're going to swing it up and say a nice hairdo for an ugly bitch. Swing. You take your arms and you swing it over here now. Swing it over here. Is writing stand-up material based on your own community character. Okay.

You take truths about yourself, maybe flaws, and exaggerate it. Okay, my friends say I procrastinate. How would I use that? Oh, that's easy. You're gonna take it? Done. It's easy. Done.

You want to see some... You want to see some shit that's gonna make you flip your lid? Watch this. You procrastinate. These videos are the reason why people come up to you and say You would exactly like I got a bit for you know I mean like the confidence to do that by the way in Orlando had a guy to come up to me and he goes Hey, when you're talking to those girls, why didn't you call them like Karen's?

You should call those guys care or those girls Karen's house like oh, yeah, okay, you know Yeah, and he was like yeah, you have called him because Karen goes that's not There's being used enough care. He's not joking. He's like something used enough care. It's I go It's I go as I actually like it goes being like it's it goes just a little like I even give the thing I'm trying to be a buddy. You know, I'm like, yeah, I'm like, I do it I'm not gonna say the thing I try to say different stuff than whatever Real estate makes the important you're like dude, I was in there waiting I thought you were gonna say Karen's because would have made it a lot better. I thought you were gonna say Karen's, because would've made it a lot better. Dude, I love your stuff, man.

I was like, really? You made it a lot better. That's how I feel when people are like, love the show. It was really hoping you're gonna pull out some macho, man. You should have done the macho, man, impression. The thing that I do for my friends and on radio? Yes.

It's easy. You would take it. You would exaggerate it big at a blind spot, and you'd get something funny. Like my friends say I'd procrastinate, but next week I'm going to do my back taxes. I'm going to clean the art. And the week after that, I'm going to get right out that potty training thing.

Oh, I get it. Potty training, that's the biggest surprise. Right. And then you're not acknowledging it. Yeah, dude. Pause this. Let's take our last commercial break, because this is not gonna let us go.

Let's take our break and come back, because that was fucking, I want to hear that all over again. That part, that joke, fuck. Yeah, I can't take that tape. They could have done other takes where he could have fucking let her. Everyone listening needs to understand that that joke just flattened the room. Oh, killed. No, but what I

mean, like it killed the momentum. We were, we were so happy. And that joke just came out. We're all like everyone did a haram. Everyone did a for sure, but to know that I need to see. I know though that I now need to see much more of this So we got to take a break because I don't want to We'll never take a break if I don't stop after that joke. This is with this guy's pitching on the video. He put out Oh, Barb North put it out. Well, yeah, bar north production. Yeah, it's a North star production north North Star productions dude. Don't fuck on them. Yeah, switch So for example, I was in a tough bike or bar.

And you should have seen these people. Why rebirds and scarves? That's how we do. Harry For Arms. Can I hold on over here the reveal? No, but I want to hear it from the beginning. All right. It's the switch.

He's doing the switch. I know a switch when I see one. Why miss the blind spot? We're caught in the switch. I have to see the blind spot one. The blind spot was the potty training. When the guy, when he heard the guy goes, I got to go that again when the guy goes,

so the potty training is the old zip, right? That's what it gets of. The next major formula, I call it just exaggeration. Now, I'll go back a little bit more. A little bit more. A little bit more right there. Try that. Christine's flying blind.

Well, that's easy. You would take it. You would exaggerate it big. Add a blind spot and you get something funny. Like my friends say I progress tonight, but next week I'm gonna do my back taxes. I'm gonna clean the art and the week after that, I'm gonna get right out of that potty training thing.

Oh, I get it. Oh, sorry. Potty training, that's the big surprise. Right. And now I'm gonna do it again. There he says it. Sure. Are you fucking dumb?

Of course it's a surprise. He has the energy of, remember the trends chick that was stalking Tiffany. He was like, that's about 17% of my full speed. Yeah, you're lucky I made it right out of Australia. I'll tell you what it's about. So the big pizzazz is the thing when you say the pie trend, he goes, exactly, you start you're starting to get it out. You start, you start to understand that we're building a house.

And that was just right here, or off the cuff I thought. I'm telling you right now, that's straight dome piece right there for you. We're building the house. We just laid a foundation, hit me with something else. Drop another beat, I'll lay another one out there for you. Here's another good one. But if you know the equation, you can drop in anything. Well, here's the thing, Jacob, you get cold. So what's your blind spot? Jacob's so quiet. He brings a jacket everywhere he goes. He has to thought his penis before he can pee.

What a wha! And people in the office call him cold. Anyways, slapy banana learned that one from me. He trained, that's the big surprise. Right, and then you're not acknowledging that there's anything strange about you're not being potty trained, that's the blind spot. If you can't kid, shit your pants, really push it. Also have a name like French-Fri-Sports.

Do you ever think about having a name maybe fun like oh Jew robber's where you from the South okay you're gonna be Peaches Morale yeah Billy Jack on your ring where'd you grow up Idaho yeah you're gonna be Monty Delane stop giving me old timing, dude. Yeah, you name spicy Johnson. You're old Rosemary Cranes. Let's do another one. Here's the next major formula. I call it just exaggeration.

You can exaggerate anything. The trick is you have to exaggerate large enough to surprise people because people don't laugh unless they're surprised. A lot of people fall into the trap of not exaggerating big enough. Like I don't want to say my buddies put on a few pounds but last night he couldn't fit through the front door. See, that's not a big enough exaggeration it gets a smile. What you don't want is the sound of 100 people smiling in a nightclub. Because that's the same as the sound of the music.

If he puts it at 4th with that energy, it's not gonna be smiling. It's gonna feel like he was like, all right, that sucks. Like my friend's so fat, he can't even get out of his front door. He goes, it sounds like a nightmare. He's right? That's what I'm saying. I can't hang out with him. He literally cannot leave his house.

He's a prisoner of his own glutton. It's fucked up. It's like the movie 7. Like, he says. He's a prisoner of his own glutton. It's fucked up. It's like the movie seven. Like he said. He goes, so yeah. Because I can't wait to see what the ex the one is big enough. I'm so excited. All right, one minute.

I see here the punch of this. At a funeral. How is this one? How is this this big enough? Okay. I don't want to say my buddy put on a few pounds, but last night, he showed up on Google Earth. Yes, that's it. Wait. All right, switch. We got to see the reveal of switch. You got to show me the reveal of the switch. Hit play. Hit play.

This one is called the switch and it's major. You almost can't see a minute of comedy without seeing a switch. It's just another way of creating surprise. So you misdirected and you switch. So for example, I was in this tough biker bar. Yeah. And you should have seen these people. Why rebeared, scarves, beefy, hairy forearms. Okay. And you should have seen the guy. That's just the ladies. So you switched to who there? You know, you're talking about beards and I thought you're talking about men. Stop, stop, stop, stop. Because we'll come back to you. Could it be a whole week of shows. We'll come back to it. We'll show. We're coming back to this tomorrow because that's the guy's

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