The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Confidence (w/ Georges St. Pierre & Firas Zahabi)

Episode Date: December 17, 2018

Jay expresses his envy in Dan's confidence. UFC Welterweight Champion Georges St. Pierre & Tristar Gym's Firas Zahabi join the show & everyone learns about Dead Serious: The Musical.

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Did you guys hear that? You hear that sexy ass voice? You hear that sexy, sexy ass voice? Farts or no? Dan Sotas back on the show. Goddamn right. Now here's the thing. I would fart in front of Christine.

She's my girlfriend. I get that. I wouldn't have farted in front of her for the longest time, but I most definitely wouldn't fart in front of Becky I just said I wouldn't fart in front of black lose wife and I use hers an example because put them all in the list It's got nothing to do with wanting it's got nothing to do with black lose life But I wanted to want to fuck me or anything. I just don't want her to think I'm great My insecurity is what me to think I'm gross. You know my shit. Do you crack rats all over Christine? I don't care. I did all fart in front of anybody all farting for the pro Pope. I don't give a shit

It's the funniest thing to me as an only child. It's just a kid. I love you. It's not no I think I disagree with you that big fat dick you guys are all fucking wrong It's the fact that he's nodding her head is that big fat dick Yeah, that's the kind of shitty person I am walking around going fuck all you guys. I have a big penis No, here's my ass Not at all. I'm not giving I'm not accusing you I'm not accusing you with that at all stop being so defensive not being defensive I'm saying internally you can't help your body knows you have a big dick and it makes you just What is it different confidence? Here's the weird thing is you're penis fascination about me you have you's not fascination

You said five and a half is blindingination. You said five and a half inches. It's blinding envy. My dick is seven and a half inches. There you go. Oh, the secrecy is the eyebrows go up. I mean, really? Did you see your eyebrows grow up? It's, what, that's part, listen.

It's great. Women will tell you this, true. There's some women who will be like, oh, it was really fun. I fucked it out of the nine, 10 inch, 11 inch dick before. I've never, I've yet to meet a woman that thinks they want that in their life regularly. What they're looking for in regular everyday usage is somewhere between 7 and 8, 7 and a half.

You are literally on the dot of what a girl says, that's the fucking dog that's going to fit my bun for the rest of my life. That's the odd way to say it. I mean, I'm six very complimentary. You're coming at me very strong for me talking about how great your dick is. And by the way, not one friend I have that's got a big dick. I'm saying they're like, hold on, you make it sound like I'm just super confident, secure guy.

That's why you like to keep me in my place. But no, but I'm saying that's not the donut. It's that you're ahead of you. That's why you come around. You like to dominate the room. No, I sit in the bright corner. I think it's like donut. It's that giant penis that's done it. That's why you come around. You like to dominate the room? No, I'm sitting in the bright corner. I think it's like guys with big dicks, I don't have a big, I have an above average penis.

It's big dick. It doesn't make me, no, big is like, I would say eight is where a big starts. Now by that's, see even your humility is making your dick sound even better, dude. Oh my god. It's like a jig, a jig, a big one. Yeah. Yeah. It was just a soft in your jake of yours. Yeah.

It was just a soft subtle. It really was. You'll catch it. If you rewind, you can hear it. Yeah. Yeah. No, but I mean, I'm sure there's guys with 11 inch dicks that hate themselves.

That probably are annoyed by their dick? Not annoyed, then. Oh, not even that. Like, I don't think they can. Oh, that hate themselves in life? Just hate themselves in life. I tell you what you can tell if a homeless guy's got an 11 inch dick. First of all, he's got a place to stay a couple nights. Yeah. And

too, he knows he'll figure it out. Yeah, he'll figure it out. I mean, I don't know maybe that confidence. All sleeping in the cold. Maybe that confidence kicks in at eight. But the thing I'm so the self-defensive about is like, are you so secure with yourself to fart? It's like, now I'm just, I think I'm an only child that found farts to be the funniest thing possible, so I just do them and I have a girlfriend. But I have a girlfriend, so I'm not trying to fuck Christine or Becky. But even so it's my point saying, I don't have

nothing to do with wanting to fuck Becky. I just want her, on the core level, I want her to find me fuckable But I'm not confident enough to even worry about that. I know that I want her to least go It's like yeah, Jay's like a together guy who is not like gross. I don't want anything. I'm not gross Yeah, well maybe my farts are just all air. I don't have gross farts. Is that what you tell yourself? I don't know I try to fart next to Jay without him knowing and then it becomes apparent that is not the truth.

Yeah. By the way, I keep trying to tell her Christine the ones you think I'm not going to hear because they're going to be silent are going to be the horrible one. Those are the ones. It's not making noise because it's traveling around the big log of shit in your ass. Yeah. You're already dilated. Dog Farts are the smelliest Farts and my humans can have dogfarts

It's just the escape when you just hear the I mean, there's literally it's a non-communication in our bed sometimes I'll just Angrily like you know I'll move under the covers or whatever and then I'll angrily head jerky Christine And I go fucking really and she goes sorry I go fucking really and she goes, sorry, I didn't know. However, I'd almost rather her do that. No, I wouldn't. I say I'd almost rather her do that than what I feel terrible about is now

because I've made a thing ever about her farts. Yeah. She is in the bathroom probably seven of her 10 times, 11 times a night she goes to the bathroom. Yeah. Is probably just a fart. Meanwhile, this one's farting all day, every day, every morning.

And here's the best advice. Every night in English, boldly. By the way, I don't know when that happens, like the last year, like just far, like I'm not even there. Our apartment's pretty small. Yeah. So Christine's great, when the problem we find ourselves in, is that if Christine gets up to go to the bathroom,

it's usually while we're watching, we usually watch stuff together, we watch TV together, like an old couple, and when we're watching TV, she gets up to go to the bathroom, I pause what we're watching, so then I go on there, and now I know the trick, when she turns on the shower faucet, you know, the bathtub faucet, because you know what? Yeah, but I know it's because she's ripping ass

or dropping a fucking hang. But how do you want her to go in the bathroom and be like, that's crazy. It's funny. It's really just hard to be her laughing in the living room. Exactly. Yeah, that's funny. You hear me laughing or at her shitting

or whatever, any of it. I'm just like, I'm living in a voice going, I'm just laughing. But I think it's weird because she's going through so much to hide. By the way, if she was hearing me this same way, I'd be so upset. Dude, my mom, as we're talking about this,

I'm realizing that growing up, my mom and I farted around each other. Like Jesus. Chris would rip ass and not in a funny way. She would just like do it and I'd be like, she'd be in the kitchen and be like, you're just fucking fart. You know my mom, dude, my mom farted in front of me

and my ex-girlfriend at Christmas when we were at home. She goes, I gotta get up and I mean, we can call this ex-girlfriend and get on the phone and she'll confirm the story. Then I'm going to go, I gotta lock the dogs and get something just like, and she was like, my girlfriend looked me like, what the fuck?

But when you said, like, oh, you're just, so I wonder, when you said that, I got defensive because I'm like, I really am comfortable farting, but not in a I'm like, I really am comfortable farting, but not in a way of like, I'm gross in a way of like, it's just funny, we're gonna do it. And it is like when you're, I think my mom and I farting around each other,

I was like, oh, it's not, I don't know. Cause you just made it sound like I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, your hands come catch this dick. I'm telling you, but you're a cop, you definitely exude confidence. In your simplicity. I don't want any of this to sound insulting at all.

I'm calling you that you're a basic bitch. You know what? If you, I'm trying to imagine the kind of awful monster you would be if you had a giant dick. Oh, garbage. I'm not, it's like giving, it's like giving a psycho a license to kill. You would do me a life. Depends.

If I had it my whole life, I don't know. If you granted me a big one now. I'm monster. If you do. If you're a freaky Friday, I probably wake up and I'm like, oh man, that kind of sucks. I'm more concerned on why it happened, instead. I think J.S. is walking around.

I mean, not mine. Maybe you incurred. I was. I was. No, it's not a good example. If I, the dick that was like the showpiece like legit showpiece I'd have a lot of me to's because I would assume the best approach would be like to say I have a big dick and maybe like you know But just like not yeah, I probably pulled out. I probably find ways to pull it out

I find reasons to pull it out I would be the first one on naked roast battle, but I grew up with a big dick I would just be a different person certainly wouldn't be be funny Wouldn't have wasted my time with that then Good job. Thank you. You know what man? Thanks a lot dude. You overcame a lot to be this funny. Yeah, well it took a lot of big ol' fat heart What's that? Thank you Gary. Thank you Trish. I want to thank a couple of the boyfriends Yeah, I mean you imagine if your childhood was just fucking ideal and you had a big ol' fat dick. There's no way you'd be funny Imagine if your childhood was just fucking ideal and you had a big ol fat dick. There's no way you'd be funny You'd be a manager at those comedies. Oh my fuck you. I'd be working in Denver at some advertising for

Just mash and beers and give you a big I'd be even fee I'd be the real I'd be real life. I'd be real life. I'd leave a fake if you had a big dick in a good Gary Oh The way you just look up was so fucking like dream I Be I'd probably be in the NFL you think so a quarter of a minute. I'll be a quarterback in the Licking it dude, that's that kind of confidence. Yeah, Jacob your six foot one Your six foot two pack and a fucking eight and a half you got a you got long hair Make it even not make it even nine make it something people talking I'm not Jim. No, I just text Completely no towel just I'm checking my my phone. Yeah, you better break the gym so that kind of dick. Yeah

Yeah, you look you look the guys see you already you see already how you're already I wrap a towel around me and pulled my my underwear down like Yeah, I don't look at myself naked no myself dude, I just had to put on under where I bought a dwayne read in a bathroom stall here in my butt cheek touch the fucking side I got it whatever it is you got it Hepatitis some letter. Yeah, I think it, I think they made a new one, E. If you're at a gym, look at New York sports club, you'll underest completely in front of everyone.

No, I go to a stall. But that's because he's, I think if Gary stays in your life, you're a scientist. You're a quarterback for a long time and then you're a scientist. A fat dick. Huge dick. A fat dick scientist. Hey guys, catch this goodbye cancer And then just the fucking head on the table six foot two I didn't do any shit

I don't know like okay, so you got relax pants your parents are relaxed That's like that's six foot one for me also Yeah, they're super relaxed. They let you be your own. They, they, they also go into your imaginary playland under the ocean. Yeah, you don't have to go talk to the sharks. You have a bedroom above the garage,

Aala, Mike, Seaver in growing pains. Also Arthur Fonser really. Yeah, cool, Jew. Another cool Jew. You're, you're fonds in it. What do you think you're doing? What do you think your job is? A job. Yeah, what do you think you, you think you're fonds in it. What do you think you're doing? What do you think your job is? My job.

Yeah, what do you think you're living in Florida? You think you're selling shells on the shore? No, I think I have something artistic, but. Do she art? You think you'd be autistic? Why? Because your dick has all your brains. You think you can count a lot,

or do you make clay sculptures? God damn it, I don't know. I mean, that's, you're throwing a lot at me. Six foot one. Can I give you, can I go deep in the ocean with that big dense dick. Yeah, can I give you but you could dive in a rapid race? It's like an anchor. You're gonna need a fucking motor to get you back Let's picture muds like a hot jock coo-sto. Yeah, oh totally. Yeah, can I do my can I do my job? Jock up coo-sto. Jock up can I do my uh can I do my bizarro Jacob voice?

Hey, what's up everybody? Oh, deep voice. Yeah, you guys want to dive. No, this is Jacob. He goes, you guys, uh, you see the, uh, the ocean today. Gorgeous. Hi, Jake. How are you?

Yeah, you guys know Joey Logano. He's a fan of mine. Yeah, Joey and I were, uh, crazy story. We're in Morocco at a race crush and ask teammates I'm I'm sandwiched between Miss Korea Miss South Korea and of course, you know Good qualification by the way No, come on Oh, dude, you know, sorry man. I'm gonna go hang on gonna go right to sad poem about the time girls thought your dick was too big

Oh, you didn't get pussy because your dick was too big Imagine just the possibility of the exact opposite situation that person you feel bad for no, that's never happened No, go to the side. I'm not fucking you with a dick. Never have thank God. Thank God all your reactions are like I also definitely underplay my dick my dick is It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. Five and a half Christine would describe it is fine I would just I love your dick. She loves your dick. You know when it's weird as like you're like a blue you got that clean I hope do you remember the the woman that called the one of our first episodes and she She said that she she talked about her about her boyfriend who had an 11-inch dick and she loved it and it was one of the happiest memories of her life and then I

remember her being kind of embarrassed to say that her husband only had like a 10-inch dick. Yeah. It's just not been funnier than just the love of a dick or true size queen just like I'm fucking God, I just love a big old cock slight embarrassment. She had over her husband about her husband not being Yeah, if you're only over just over 10. Yeah I'm upset that when Christine blows me her nostrils hit my bush I'm good. Yeah, there's good. I'm good. She says that's because I'm upset that when Christine blows me her nostrils hit my bush Yeah, there's good I'm good. She says that's because I'm good

Sucks my dick small because you could take it down the chops all right fair enough I don't know we were putting that information out there good. Let's get positive. Oh, yeah positive J I forgot that you have these odd seven year old eating habits with certain things. You'd set in the in style and drink milk with chicken. Hold on, hold on. I got defensive about my big old hog. You're getting defensive about it. Thank you. That's not the same thing that complain about getting defensive about. Hold on. You get defensive about your big fat belly. We all have things. We all have things we don't like about ourselves, Jay.

You think I like walking around with destruction in my pants? Yeah, I'm supposed to, I'm sorry that I have a chiseled face made for print. And that you and that you in two dimensions looks like a moon. One of the greatest fighters in the long-to-see history george sam piers here along with this train i want to make sure i say this right christine bring it up i'm gonna get this for us i know that so hobby slam dunk yeah he did it

i would you pronounce my name then i want to see if you if you get these one right george sam piers now you don't uh... i have a that was the one that got you george george sam piers george No, I was going up. That was the one he thought he had George. That was George.

Yeah, George. Oh, that's good. That's a better. That's a little time of Montreal. We danced our dances in Montreal once. There's nothing like an accent that named behind a bad ass with an accent that name. We're like, I don't know if I can do this right. Let's try to impress him and go. We always perform at the Jews' Perrier Festival.

Just parade. There we go. Yeah. perform it the Jaws Perrier Festival. Ah, just for it, there we go. Yeah, it's good. And I know Faraz, of course, from all the buildups to the fights when they show you guys training. One of the most amazing things, George, can I remember? Maybe every time I go, like, when they announce my name, Bruce Buffer, he comes to see me.

He's like, how do you pronounce again? I'm like George. He's like George, I'm like George is American way to say it, but it's fine I don't mind you know. There's nothing I enjoy more than hearing an American accent done by someone that is an American where they go, George, it's always my voice. It's like George Saint Pierre.

You guys trained together for the Dan Hardy fight years ago now and it was so funny It was the first fight where I was rooting for I ended up like you know You get invested in the emotional thing and you were at that point where I tear in your career unstoppable and then Dan Hardy starts coming out. He's doing the contact lenses. I'm just the right age the time where I'm like He's so cool. He's got the red mohawk. And he's talking so much shit. And I'm like, this is gonna be great. And then GSP comes in and just holds him down on the ground

and bends his arm backwards for five rounds. Whatever it was insane. And I was like, wow, don't ever root against you ever again, man, it's not even root. I mean, don't even get behind another horse, man. You're a fantastic again, man. It's not even rude. I mean, don't even get behind another horse, man. You're a fantastic talent, man. We were just talking before you came in about a new documentary on Netflix, about social media, which you are on social media. Like, you're both on, right? Yeah. Yeah. Is it, it's got to be frustrating to be a fighter

and train in the fight game all the time and then just have some guy on his couch comment like you suck. I'm all, yeah, but that's the way it is, that was easy. Have either one of you guys taken a personal thing on social media, but I'm like, all right. Yeah, you know, not really. Honestly, to me, it's just a, I just kind of brush it off. Sometimes they give them back a one liner, you know, but I don't get invested in that.

Or sometimes another fighter will call you out. And now that's all things are done. It's not even like face to face. It's a guy would call you out. And this is different from me because I'm from a time that didn't happen back in the year. Yeah, you're used to face to face talking. Yeah, even when I first started,

it was not as much as trash talking because it was the sport was kind of a little bit unknown. It was more, I don't know if the word is right, more street, you know, it was like you didn't really know what you were going to get involved into, you know. Yeah, I would be afraid that if I just keep talking shit that it's going to get them way angrier at me. I've been in fights before fights where I try to talk my way out of it just in the street always come from a thing where it's like I know I've known it did something sort of wrong and that person jumps up real big and you're like man he is way angry with an eye. I'm more I'm gonna lose on that guy's rage versus me just trying to defend the

situation. You know, I mean it actually it amused us yeah yeah we're at the time that we're that we're actually laughing like we're laughing like all the all those moments that we are like when i did the radio interview with niktiaza it was a laryus we look back at this and let me tell you something about that and that was i mean that's a memory of interview that even best every every we're laughing we're looking here, did an online interview with Nick Diaz on the other line. Now, Nick Diaz, he speaks very ghetto-ish. And I understand some of it because I listen to rap music. Now, George, that good friend, George speaks French.

And I understand French very well. I'm very good at French girl. And I think I'm one of the few people who can understand that dialogue. That is one of the most found dialogues I have ever heard. First of all, Nick Diaz keeps calling George motherfucker. Now, in Diaz's world, motherfucker means bro. You know what I'm saying? Sure, sure.

It's not motherfucker. George is interpreting it as this guy saying, I have sexual intercourse with my mother. So he's like, fuck it. He's clustering. We're the only guy this guy saying I have sexuality of course with my mother. So he's like fuck it. He's clasping the only guy who put on the depth of their conversation. That's so funny. He's watching his train. One day I'll do a breakdown of this conversation because both these guys didn't understand

what was going. The both of them were talking a whole different language and I'm there I'm like holy mullies about to explode. So you're watching it all. And he could have believed it. Hey, this guy goes too far. He's saying I have sex with my mother. I got a kill.

I got a kill. I started insulting him a little bit. Oh my god, it was bad. George never loses his cool. And then he's like, I have to explain to him after that. Motherfucker doesn't mean you have sexual intercourse with your mother. He's like, he's doing it.

Motherfucker. He's doing it. Yeah. He translated himself. Nick, the ass US it as a bro. And then then then then. Yeah. Motherfucker. Beg her if used it as a bro. And that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, I'm anytime. When I was in school, I got bullied growing up at school. That's one of the reasons why I started doing martial art to defend myself.

I got like every week I was getting humiliated and soul-ting, beating up. So going into the fight games, I'm used to it from the background that I come from. So it doesn't affect me as much. I'm used to deal with it because of the experience of the background that I come from. So it doesn't affect me as much. I'm used to deal with it because of the experience of the past that I have. Do you, was that your fuel? Like, you get bullied and then just the rest of your life, you're like,

oh, there's my fucking anger that I can just take. Well, I don't know. You know, I think there's many reasons for something. You know, that could be one of them, you know, but you know. Our resident bully is Shane Gillis. Yeah, I bullied a lot of kids and, oh, that's a bad little backfire. I'm gonna ask you.

Yeah, I want to ask you for us. When you train somebody, is it a, like a whole program for those few months as far as like, do you care about their out-of-ring activities and stuff, like going out and trying to like make, and if you're're gonna work with somebody they have to like adhere to a certain like I do you know if you're if you're out like I'm okay with you guys hyping up a fight within certain within within a certain limit but I think there's going too far and it makes us all look bad you know sometimes fighters two things that are out of line

I give the warning or two but if they're out of line, I got to ask them to leave. I don't care if the guys are champion, I don't care if he's the best, but if you're doing things that are really out of line, I run a family gym, I'm a family man, you know, I don't want to go in this area and I don't care how good you are, I don't care how successful you are. And there was a lot of, no, there was a few, I should say, a handful of guys that they had to go their the way because they just They didn't blend well with the gym. It's tri-star. Try stargit. So you see them come in You kind of see that they're a little disruptive no matter the talent

They're just kind of disrupting the whole flow of the gym and you're like, you're fucking much better And try start you have to have a good attitude. You have to have respect. We go in there. We work hard and you have to carry yourself well after You know, and I don't like I don't like training bullies like like George i was bullied is i can't train their shame now that i have is lucky i'm not over there you stay you stay out

i'm not i'm not you guys might have a decent chin but how do you feel about dead arms what was sheaing special things are wet will it tap off a wet will it I'll say something when when can be beat McGregor. Yeah, I felt like it was a bully who got put in his place and was such a great feeling to see that You know because how many guys were tortured at the hand of McGregor? Oh, before and after the fight I mean people's brains are all on it. This guy turned the tables and that was his karma. That was his death

I mean the poster of like him looking defeated on the ground at the very end of it and could be just kind of like Being over with so yeah, it was like that's a turn changing of the guard sort of a major quality of a champion Let's not forget one of the major quality of a champion because a lot of guys are good in the gym a lot of guys are Fantastic when they train a major quality of a champion is to be good when it counts Yeah, and that's why my Gregor is so good is getting to his opponent head and he is good when it counts That's why how do fell he put all the pressure and when it's the time, maybe nine out of ten, if you repeat that, the same thing, you will lose. But that night when it counts, that's when you perform well. That's what is the quality of a champion.

When you watch fights now, other people, you get the itch to get, like, I know whether you're going to do it or not, I mean, do you just see people? When you watch a fighter, is it kind of lined up as like, oh, I'd like to go with it. I'm going to see if I can challenge myself. Oh, all the time. And even when I train, I just finished training before I got here. And when I'm training, I feel very confident because I feel better now than I, when I was 25 and I'm 37, I feel very confident because I feel better now than I, when I was 25 and I'm 37, you know,

when I feel great, just my priority are in different places, but I feel great. And for sure, you know, but sometimes when I'm before I go in bed or when I wake up in the morning, I'm thinking, do I really want to go back into this? And then I don't know. I was like, I don't have the same motivation that I used to have. I don't wanna go back in there for another nine title run.

I don't feel like I've done it. I don't feel like I wanna do that. It's not that I'm satisfied, but as I not did when you have satisfaction, that's the end, normally. I would be motivated to do different things But not to go back in the same realm that I almost kicked the hell out of Captain America you had him Oh, I had him but you beat me up at the end Because of his shield because of his shield. Yeah, he used a shield

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Go as deep. Go as very deep. Christina, a personal massage that plugged into the wall and it started to spark. And I'll tell you what the massage we were using it for no one wanted sparks near those areas. So sitting in for Dan today everyone you know you love America's Amigo my friend and yours Mike Fenoy joins us today on the bonfire Could the be here Mike Mike Mike we got great Michelle in here today

Michelle my buddy producer for how the musical amongst other things now she's doing a musical about Talking to the dead which really like a buffoon. She really genuinely believes in talking to the belief She wants to believe this big gay guy talks to dead people so much. He talks to them through gay sass. That is the way to talk to gay people. Terathi says start dressing better, bitch. Your hair is killing everyone again. That's how you talk to the dead through a landline. It's a landline?

That's perfect. Is that a rotary phone? It's because all the ghosts, that's the only phones they understand. It is dead serious, the musical. It is fantastic. I know from every of Christine saw it. Christine also desperately wants to believe that this gay Fonzie knows how to talk to him. Fonzie!

Talk to her mom. Okay. Whatever. Who knows the rubber hose? Christine comes home and does that. I don't know what the trick is, but whatever it is, is there. I don't know what the trick is, whatever it is, is it? I don't know what the trick is. Whatever it is, it's very amazing.

He's been offering me a reading for a couple of years. I'm scared. Why? Because what if the speed's right in the speed? She's right in the speed. Oh my gosh. She wants to believe it so bad. She goes, we're gonna call your grandmother.

Let me get Clondike Five. Ha, ha, ha, ha, goes, we're gonna call your grandmother. Let me get Clondike five. Oh, operator. He does it from the stage to like for audience members. Is that type of thing? No, it's, he goes into the audience and reads, spontane, you know, with real spontaneity and clairvoyance. Mike, I notice your bald, this guy probably has problems with his father.

He's bald, he probably blames it for that hairline. Son, do you have problems with your father. He's bald. He probably blames it for that hairline son Do you have problems with your father? Yeah, I do the same exact thing he does except I do it with I'd sell jokes When someone goes I go hey sir are you from Canada and he goes yeah, I am the car goes oh I go The spirits it's coming through me or is this guy wearing flannel and has a beard and looks like he knows how to get Sap out of a tree. Yeah, he's wearing a Calgary flame that it's called reading the obvious shellsy

No, he will knock your socks off. Oh look. It's a very entertaining and emotional Shelf your socks off. I'll pull your pants down Grisha butt over the big fat lick. I don't believe any of that. No, that documentary was great where uh, the magician debunks. Oh, yeah, and on a side. Yeah, that was never Michelle talks. Can you play the ghost off? Come see it off Broadway. You will not be disappointed. Do so much goes Mike. Are you missing a loved one right now?

How did you know that he says? Did he? Yeah, yeah. Your great uncle says what's up? By the way, you look great. There's jeans, dude. People says she's still here. Yeah, thank you.

Yes, I'm going to bend you over and still on fuck you in the butt. Yes, and you're gonna yell I'm being fucked by psychic fonts Punch you know your great-hands is a Sit on it sit on it I Can only contact Ralph mouth Donnie most TV's Donnie most Donnie most I love that I love that family guys Donnie most Donnie most in happy days and four movies about stewardesses How long to the show 90 minutes pens man spirits dumb when they're done.

Yeah, that's weird. It's like, uh, time to go. You know what I'm saying? Sorry, Nana. We gotta turn the room over for the fucking dinner theater, for the dinner show. I can see you, mama. Beat your love. I can smell her mint julep. Somebody please put Michelle's face on demy more the clay pods.

But gay pods me harder. Everybody always says did. Anything Michelle does is awesome. How was so fun to watch? We bonded big time on the Joker cruise. We sat on wherever we were in Mexico. The Vince Lombardi rest stop of Mexico. That was.

I hate cruise stops, man. Something's there. They are worthless. Really, they really are. You want to buy a mug, you can buy anywhere? It was a New York Giants Tupacabra mask. You want to buy a chest set made out of local stones? Hope you enjoyed this week's Pest of the Bond Fire.

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