The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Congas and Kegels

Episode Date: October 31, 2025

Jay requests musical instruments for the show and the SXM staff delivered the congas. For no reason at all, the percussion instruments play a fun role in this hang. | Bob and Jay debate whether or not the comedy of Bill Hicks is still funny or out of date. Bob Newhart's humor is also on the chopping block. | Political commentator Nick Fuentes has an odd fashion style and unique views about sex. | The guys ask Christine for her expertise in understanding what are kegel exorcises. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly. Oh, guys, Ginger Alert. Ginger Alert. Ginger alert. What? What, some ginger's coming in? Ginger at the doors. Keep staring at Christine.

Oh, my God, I'm not locked eyes with her. She's locked. We're so bonded now. Oh, I know. Bring her in. Oh, great. Bring her in. Bring her in.

This is our Congas? I think so. Yes. Yes, indeed. I'm sorry. What? Jay? Yeah.

Wait a minute. Why are you not shocked that there's, a conga in the studio. Why has everybody... Well, I requested it. When did you... Why are you requesting Kong? Because I was walking by

the big performance studio that we walked by and there's all these cool instruments in there. And there's all these cool instruments and I'm like, is this as serious as instruments? Are we as a serious employee

just able to play with whatever the fuck we want to play with? And when I came in, DJ Lou said, yeah, we just got to ask. And I was like, really? And then he was like, yeah, but they'll do it.

I go, Get that Conga in here. The Conga's the worst. No, you like it. All right, Chile, E. Come on, do that Conga, no, you can control yourself. Can you put it in between? Oh, you got two of them?

Yeah. You want a Conga? No, I'd like to see you play. Swing Bobby over a Congo. You don't want to do that. I do feel that anyone can be a master of the Congo. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

It's like crooning. It's the crooning of instruments. It's possibly the first time I've ever touched a Congo in my life, and I've already been pretty good with one hand. Jay, you sounded fabulous. Bobby, I bet you're a great Congo player. Oh, my God, it has a little... Dude, let's do stomp in the studio.

Guys, hour and 45-minute stomp session. Lou, you do like a broom sweep thing. Jacob, I don't know what you do, like punch the wall. Hey, hey, uh, who Humah, humah, huma, huma, hum, we're trying to raise the dead. If you were to tell me you're in a, in a large Latin band, I would have said, I believe you.

Of course. I don't understand this instrument. Do you have any, uh, any, uh, any, Cuban jazz with the Congre in it that you can play see if where you can play along to it. Do you want to Vista social club maybe?

I'm telling you, Sheila E. could sign you tomorrow. It's flawless conga playing. Bobby's. Jacob, who are you, are you emailing the head of the Latin Grammys? Man, I could do that for two and a half hours straight. I just wrote, Jay orders Congas for the room. Jay and Bobby play like masters. Thank you.

Get that to the heads over at Sirius XM. Oh, that's too addictive. We're being pigeonholed. Big finish I wish Let's do a Look at each other and do it Oh, this is a

I wish the audience could see the Congo battle going on in here Battle? Battle? It's just two hearts beating as one. There's going to be a lot of gay sex I don't know, hello. Hola, hola. Thank you.

to me. Thank you, Jacob. My fingers are numb. They are? I feel it in my penis. I don't know. Did I feel electrified? Can we get in the fishbowl?

Did you guys just come off the stage from a Tito Puente concert? Yeah. Yeah, we might as well have. I mean, the easiest instrument I've ever played in my life. God. It's almost like it takes absolutely nothing except a brain and any sense of kind of rhythm. The Congo stink. Yeah.

Boy, was that fun. I have no respect. Do you have a Bill Hicks? You got a Bill Hicks being a real badass telling it like it is. I know. What was that? I hate comedy that tells you it like it is. Don't you hate when the crowd when you tell a joke and the applause?

And I'm like, stop it. I don't want anyone to tell me like it is. I was at the cellar last night. Who gives a shit? Somebody was on before me doing applause. They were getting clapped her. Were they telling it like it is? They were telling it like it is.

And the crowd was in it. And then I got up and I was. I went right into my disgusting shit and then at one point they applaud and I go, stop it. I don't accept claps. I want laughs or look at me weird. Yeah.

That's it. Fucking strange face, man. I don't want you to let me know I made a point to you. Oh, hang on, here we go. Bill Hicks. He's always letting us know what's up. Well, oh, comedy dynamics.

Those guys are good. Yeah. Christine, can you stop for a second? Can you bring up Bill Hicks, not Joe DeRosa? Yeah. Bill up, Bill up. No, Bobby, Bobby, this is, look at the screen. It is Bill Hicks.

I know. This is also Joe DeRosa. There's 100% Joe is like, is there a point to all this? Is there a point? I was playing along, too. I was saying like, I know it doesn't sound like it's Joe DeRosa, but it's not Bill Hicks.

I take my glasses off. Do that again. From the beginning? Yeah. Okay. No, no, Bobby, that's not the rose. You got to look at the screen. It's Bill Hicks.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, you thought it was Joe the Rose. I did. Because he rambles on like this. Joe really, really wants to make a point with his comedy like it's music. I have no point. I have no point to my comedy. I have nothing.

I'll do an old joke if it saves my fucking set. I'll fucking bring that marshmallow old monster back out. Oh, could you imagine where a cowboy hat? Yeah. Yeah. I could imagine it. I'm not enough of a jerk off to do it. Here's the thing, though, it's not a cowboy hat.

It's just one of those walking in the woods hats. It's an adventurer hat. Yeah, exactly. The worst. It's the rich white guy got it at the airport cowboy hat. Oh, my God. He put a fucking duster on to do this. I mean, he put a dust.

The beginning of this joke is him putting a duster and hat back on. Go on. This makes me sad because Bill Hicks stinks. I didn't know he's. He had no idea, right? You just sat there and believed everybody. when they said he was great. Well, I'll tell you this.

This joke might have a big payoff. They say your boy always gets called out for fucking being like stealing Bill Hicks. No, uh, Leary. Oh, sorry. Leary gets caught off for that. Dennis Leary's no cure for cancer made me laugh 7,000 times harder than Bill Hicks ever made me laugh. Yeah, because he's a stand-up. Well, yeah, but he also wasn't pontificating to me, really.

The word punter. I mean, I don't know if you remember, Dennis Leary used to have a bit where he would floss his nose. He would snort. He would snort dental floss and get it out of his throat and then do this. He did? Yeah, that was his closing bit. Mike Beckion used to talk to a fucking paperbag puppet. Listen, I used to get naked.

Everybody did stuff. I fucked a stool. But this being regarded at this also young in his career, technically. He died at like 33 or something, right? He died young. Or 31, maybe even. So it's like he never got a chance to develop. That's why, I don't have no problem with Bill Hicks.

It's the reverence people hold for him. I feel the same way about Patrice. Patrice, Patrice, Patrice got the 41, no, but I said, Patrice, Patrice was a classically, like, No, I'm kidding. No, no, no, no, I'm saying, I thought about this recently. We'll always be considered a classically great comedian, but Patrice doesn't have a catalog. No. Enough.

No. To really be, like, we never got really to see, like, what the potential was going to be, other than he was great, he was a great comic. But, like, exactly, like, imagine, like, his more life experience and what, he died at, what, 41? Yeah, he would have been, he would have been, he, he would have been, he, he He probably would be one of the best. If he was still alive right now, he'd probably be one of the best comics out there.

Of course, yeah, undoubtedly. No, no, that's what I'm saying. But, like, he also died young enough that, like, he was a phenomenal comic. Yeah. But never got to, like, realize it all, like, on a bigger scale. They should do a benefit for him.

They do, we should. Oh, they do. I'm thinking about that. Oh, I think there already is one. We should start an aside Patrice benefit. A much smaller one. Big Joe Ocasin and Bobby's at the.

stand once a year? Oh, he's a satirist. Oh, that's the difference. I'm just a stupid comic. I didn't realize he had cancer. He assumed it was like alcoholism. Oh, really? No, no, no.

He got cancer. He didn't tell anybody either. He kind of went down, like, you started to be able to tell by the end. I think he got really sickly looking. Like I said, it's not even a dig on Hicks as much to dig on the people who upset, like, worship his thing.

I'm like, he was fine. I think, though, at the time, though, his comedy was so different. Dangerous. Well, because if you look, right, that was like evening at the improv, all those fucking corny setup punch tag, TV nerds that were getting big.

And then this guy came out and pontificated for 10 minutes and then trashed Jay Leno and talked about blowing people's brains on the back and making the, you know, the peacock sign with his skull, his brains and shit like that. I think back then it was probably a little more edgy than we're getting. giving it now compared to what we do.

I'm not saying it wasn't edgy. I mean, back then you couldn't fucking talk about a chick's pussy on stage. No, it's like the young Schultz thing. It's like Schultz, since he's been like 25, has talked like he's seen it all. Do you know what I mean? Like that kind of thing. And now Schultz is getting older and has seen a bunch. Do you know what I'm saying?

You're watching him mature in that regard. Like Bill Hicks never got that. He was giving you like all of his 20s of like, and here's how the world works, motherfucker. And you're like, shut the fuck up. Bill Hicks. Should I hear the end of that joke? I want to see if there's a payoff.

How big the payoff is? How old are you? 33. Am I right? 33. Doesn't he look like Steve Jobs? A little bit? He's that same hair.

William Melvin Hicks. Oh, what a dumb hat. Why would you wear that? Because he was buying his hype that he's the badass. He's the guy who's going to say he's going to go there. The last thing I would want to do is be that hot on stage. He's holding this fucking, dude, this is his fucking, this is his fucking sledgehammer. man this is this caution tape over his face

I don't know why I hate the glorification of comedy anything like that take your spiritual journey walk into the darkness not away from it I always had a I couldn't ever understand the comics

that did like characters that they had to stay in them all the time. Like the guy, Teller, Penn, and Teller. He did a show on this station with one for fucking eight years. Teller. For one, he can't talk anywhere. I know.

What is that like to go through life? You have to be the one who can't talk anywhere. What a great gig. Just to sit here and get a paycheck. He saw him on a plane, though, and he did talk. He talks in life. Danny met both of them. Danny actually was, you know, Danny, my producer.

He did magic most of his life before he got him to stand-up. And he has a collection of thumbs, magician thumbs. And he went to Penn and Teller with his mom, and they got him backstage to get one of, what's the big one, Teller? Or is that Penn? Penn. Penn's thumb. He wanted Penn's thumb, because that's the trick. They use fake thumbs.

And Teller was like, yeah, yeah, come on back. And he knocked on the door, and he knocked and he just opened it. and Penn was just sitting there with his fucking shlong out. He was just naked and just ruined Danny's life. I just want a thumb. Did he get his thumb? He got his thumb. I don't know how he got it.

He's lying. But he got it. He's got a thumb. He's lying. How about the thumb? Yeah. Why is that? Everything in this.

I'll either believe he just got the thumb or he saw Penn's dick. Do you get what I'm saying? No. The story's too big. There's too much going on. I want to, get the thumb. Can you do me a favor? Who just has the extra thumbs?

When Jay doesn't believe a story, can you just get done-dun-dun the... Law and order. Yeah, get that. When Jay starts its investigations of stories. I'll call it. How old was he? He was with his mom and the guy's dick was out? Yeah, let me call him right now.

Yeah, he'll... I just where you know, Bobby. We might need a chop, chop. Just you know, Bobby. Ten minutes ago, you told me that. this guy was on a podcast and he's never ever heard she didn't bring up the podcast she didn't bring up the podcast she didn't bring up he didn't say never heard he says I'm not I don't I'm not familiar with him Danny Danny oh there you are he's becoming hey Danny can you tell you're how you got your

pen teller's uh thumb thing oh is it on a podcast right yeah you're on the bonfire it's a radio show serious xm 103 radio programs it's a program it's a program of you guys. I'm a fan of both for you guys. Um, so I, uh, when I was a kid, I was like 13. My parents brought me to see Penn and Teller in Vegas. And I used to collect these plastic thumbs, but that famous magician signed their plastic thumbs. Uh, and after the show, I talked to Teller and asked him if he had one and he goes backstage, I have one backstage. So he brings me backstage, he goes in his dressing room, he gets me his plastic thumb and he signs it. And I go, Do you think Penn might have one as well?

And he goes, I highly doubt he has one with him. But he could probably sign mine. I go, that'd be great. So Teller goes to knock on Penn's door. He knocks on Penn's door. Penn goes, who is it? Teller goes, teller goes, come in. He opens up the door.

Penn's naked. So you saw Penn naked for like a quarter of a second. Did you have a big piece? Yes, for sure. I think so, yeah. Okay. Were you with your mother? My mother was not backstage, but yes, she was there.

Okay. All right. Thanks, buddy. Bye. Now, let's break it down. I mean, we have to break it down. But it is the basic true story. He just didn't get his...

So you were right. He didn't get... What's his name's thumb? But he asked for what's his name's thumb. But he did get a thumb. Gotcha. And... He had a teller's thumb.

And they both signed it. They just have extra thumbs? Did he sign it to say? Did Penn sign it? you don't have to call back because if he did I believe it anyway I'm saying like it was to me it was

the door opens he saw Penn's dick yeah and then got and then also still got his fucking thumb yeah he got his thumb that's not what happened well basically what happened

I mean I'm not gonna I don't really listen to Danny closely that's fair enough I don't you know what I mean did he sign the thumb too yes okay there you go thanks Danny boom boom solved

yeah there you go Got to the bottom of it. Now, from now on, when I tell a story, you can just go with it. Just believe you blindly on everything you say? Or just go with it. That's not really a good radio show. It was a real fun story. We could have went with it.

Sorry. You know what? I'm not really feeling in the funny mood. I'm feeling very hicksy right now. Yeah, me, throw that, end the end of that. I got to fucking, I got to have people on call on every story I tell it because you're like, that didn't happen. I want an apology. It wasn't even your story

But it was a story You told it wrong I did I tell it wrong Christine Don't be afraid He's not gonna hit you What I gathered from Danny Was that

Teller just said You don't know that He said who He goes Penn goes who's at the door And he says tell her Not tell her and this 13 year old kid We don't know

So I'm like Does Penn just routinely Is he just routinely naked Around Teller when it's just teller I think he also said He was a little kid Which made it seem even more salation he was was with his mom 13's little that's max's age i know you're like you don't

see a magician you gave max his own apartment max has got a big penis i know i know okay you love talking about it no but you know i'm just saying bigger than danny braffs uh yes but the point was i mean the story was basically there i can't tell it the way he told it but he thought danny was a liar that's the that's what it was yeah he thought i was i he thought i was a liar. No. No, he thought Danny was a liar. How is that? Well, he thought Danny was a liar, but Danny was not lying. Danny wasn't lying. You told Danny's story wrong. A little bit. And then Danny fixed it. Not that much. Enough to make it make more sense. Not enough to investigate. Well, I thought it was a fun little quip we had here on the show. I think it's still fun.

We got nothing but time. I thought we got nothing but time. I thought we were still going to go with it. I think I need Bill Hicks to bring it home. Belzer. Oh, Christ. Belzer. Belzer. might be top three worst comedians I've ever seen in my life I've seen him live in person His HBO Young Comedian special he hosts They did one year

HBO Young Comic Special They did four cities It was like New York, San Fran Maybe Texas and somewhere else Los Angeles I guess But he hosted New York At the Comic Strip Live And his shitty routine

Do you remember We talked about us in the show years go his shitty routine as he keeps going uh he's like oh but i kid god you know what's he just like does like fakes like heart attacks over and over again did he suck shit so hard can i can i do a straw can i defend it a little bit do you think hang on do you shut up jacob let me just take devil's advocate's side for a second do you think that comedy at that time that was like great you know because Because if you go back to like back of the day, you know, comedy was way like, you know,

a red skeleton was hilarious, but I don't think he's funny. I know what you're saying, yeah, people didn't know any better. Yeah, people like... So like a Shecky Green dominates the world. But I sure, things change. And yet tastes can change for sure. Like comedy evolved into a more real, real, the people started talking about real things and being themselves on stage.

Something hitting you from, something hitting you in the guts, though, is very, very, very different. You know what I mean? Like somebody really hit me in the guts with funny. Yeah. And that didn't start happening until like kind of the people of the real while, say like prior, prior. I'm not even a prior fan, but like he was definitely like a hit you in the gut. Well, there was always two levels of comedy. Fucking funny. There was the greats like, you know, prior. Sure. And then there was this level, which was TV comedy. Yeah. I mean, even Carlin long things, but like hit you in the guts ultimately. And I was never a huge Carlin guy, but I thought he's great. You know what I mean? I can't argue he's not great. Same one with prior. It was never like my favorite. It was never like my favorite.

guy but like fucking great how do you argue he's great yeah um that becomes where age becomes more of a thing i would say eddie murphy was a funnier stand-up than richard prior which people go but it's the kobe jordan argument you know what i mean i know one doesn't exist without the other it was just my age coming into it Eddie murphy's thing just hit me more it hit me too but just hit me more but richard priors like there's richard prior if there's no richard prior edie murphy's not even a thing there's guys i came up with who i thought were oh my god funny like I'd be touring or opening for them or whatever. Dan Cook?

No, no, no. And like, oh. You said you were, you told me off air before. You've been blown away with this talent ever since the day you met him. I have been. Yeah. I think Dan Cook is one of the most talented comedians out there. Mm-hmm.

I really do. But I, there was comics that I used to, the older guys, you know, the guys that I came up with from Boston, who were hilarious. Like, oh, my God. Wouldn't murder. But as comedy evolved, their comedy kind of went. Like, and then I go back and I'll, like, do a show. and they'll do a show.

I had a guy come up and do a set. I was like, dude, come down. He was at someone near me. And I said, come on. He jumped on. And he fucking ate his dick. Yeah. In front of my crowd ate his dick for like 10 minutes.

And I was like, oh, shit. This. That's a guy was a killer at one point. I would say not like a Steve Sweeney killer like those guys, but yes. It's the amazing. Listen, it's why had you not put Dave a tail on like the Mount Rushmore. He's been around for all these people. Yeah.

Everyone were talking about Bill Hicks. He's been around for all these. these people and sustains an audience because he evolves with it not that he involves the way he does comedy it's like his subject matter evolves where they're at now like you know i mean like knowing the vernacular knowing what's going on you know what i mean and having some like opinions and not going heavy political just making a silly joke about it right you know i mean yeah yeah it's it's really impressive to be able to do that because this stuff gets the bill hickshed's dated as fuck it's it's i i really didn't realize how fucking

preachy he was. I've always been like, when people always like, I saw a Bill Hicks I go, I don't know, man, I don't get it. People also say Bob Newhart was fucking fantastic. Bob Newhart. Bob Newhart was funny. I never checked. I never even took the time to check. Was it the invention of tobacco? That was

a great bit. I thought that was a great big. That was one of his first bits. I used to think. But I mean, he's not funny, funny. He's not like, you're not going to go oh my God, buckle over laugh but I can appreciate Bob Newhart bit what's the guy sure yeah i get that but i mean like uh what's larry miller remember larry miller he had kind of like the bad skin cheeks uh kind of a balding guy who did a lot of movies too but his

oh no yeah he was in a lot of movies he used to have a bit that i mean like if i as now doing comedy if you saw someone at the especially of his age when he did it doing this bit you'd be like i guess can you play it was about him doing the it's the drinking waking up and being drunk and the little devils on the thing yeah it was a 1980s comic like the tv guy which on tv because if you see something in a movie like TV back in the day there was a there was a TV actors movie actors

it was separated because on TV you never saw you didn't see anything you didn't hear anything so when you went to a movie and heard somebody say fuck or whatever or HBO you're like oh my God but if you watch TV and you see a guy do a joke it's it's a little more

your psychology has changed a little bit when you're watching TV can we hear a little bit because I might hate Bob Newhart, too. Let's listen to this. This isn't stand-up. This isn't stand-up.

This is his stand-up album. He beat, I believe, Frank Sinatra for a Grammy. This album won a Grammy. He actually was one of the first comics. Frank Sinatra? Yeah, dude, he was up against. In what category was that? I forget what it was in.

It was an album of the year or some shit like that. Lou, how do you not gung-gung. That was your moment. Yeah, dude, that was it. I was looking it up. I wish you would have it handy. So, Bobby, I notice when I have a question, it will soften the blow more if we all get to laugh with the thing. Because I know when I ask a question, that's what I was waiting for, I ask.

I see Bobby, like, he comes out of whatever he's doing and looks at me, but he beams it at me and I go, I'm sorry. No, no, no. I love when you do it. It's our bit now. Ready? Didn't resonate. There you go. Christine, did you find it?

Yep, you're right. It was the album of the year. It was the first time comedy one album of the year. Dude. It beat out Sinatra. Did it happen again ever? No. Maybe.

Comedy album, a comedy being the album of the year. He hit this, this bit, this bit right here. And I believe he did it on a, he used to do it, call it a radio show or something. And he did it on an album. And this album went so ballistic. He was doing arenas. He would go into an arena and not. like probably the garden or whatever I don't know

what a re but he would do one of the no in the round bigger things he would go in and do this bit his album live he was like one of the first guys to tour and make that much money because they loved the album he would tour it and after the album came out like they want to see him do the

album when he yeah when he won when he wasn't really a stand-up stand-up he would just do these bits uh and rather than large scale uh oh no he's I don't know I just feels terrible

reading something just like the Mitch Hedberg thing it contradicts everything you've said No no look look look The theaters you were back then dude for a comic to play No this is his dates No no no those are places he's played

But he's saying It says he toured various venues Throughout his decades long career But primarily primary performances Were nightclubs casinos No but concert venues It says it right there He would play concert

where a band or Frank Sinatra would play, he played in front of that many people. It wasn't like The Garden. It wasn't like that type of thing, but he would go in and comics played clubs back then. You know what I mean? They really weren't. Mel Brooks and Carl Reiner did that.

They toured with a 2000-year-old man, yeah. Yeah, dude. He was huge. I did love that. He would go out by himself and do this album in front of thousands of people. Like he was one of the first comics to tour like that. And it's just talking thing?

Listen to it. Yeah, put on that to back. Yeah, I mean, it's not going to buckle you over, but I... Did you feel bad you're showing? No, no, I just don't want to hate, I'm not like it now because I've always loved Bob Newhart. You might hate it. I've read his book, and it was great, and he was friends with Don Rickles. They were like, I love the...

Listen, again, all these people have to be part of the evolution of something. Yeah, this back then was, oh my God, fuck. Yeah. Like, this was kill people. I play. Dear God, listen, dude, I found out. Oh, my God, there's so much left of it. Bob Newhart stinks, too.

Holy shit. He did theater. Oh, my God. Album of the year. album of the year over Frank fucking Sinatra Well he sucks shit too Nat King Cole

Lou Nat King Cole may have been good They were great Frank Sinatra was great at the time He wasn't Back of the day he was No he just no one else did it If anyone else tried

They could have also been Frank Sinatra Frank Sinatra Frank Sinatra's the man Don't even fuck with Frank Sinatra No everyone who's attached to him in the mouth He is dead Bobby it's okay You don't say that anymore Okay he's terrible

I love Frank Sinatra Really? Why? Because you can sing You just like them? No, that is one of the things where I love Journey and I love Frank Sinatra. No, I like Frang Sinatra. I grew up with Frank Sinatra. You can't not like, you know, it's just the, you know, the stuff I grew up with. My stepdad Larry, when he came in, used to play it all the time and got me into it.

My grandfather loved Frank Sinatra, but man, is it stupid, shitty music? I love it. I love it. I love it. You see. He plays a little song again. Doesn't make anything. Doing a radio show with my pals

How do you do? Kuma used to say it sucked too all the time I know but I like it I like it what are you going to do But Bob Newhart In other words Please be true Try to sing it real though

I did Oh sorry Try to sing it for real I want to hear your voice You're crew in a voice I just did it No do it again I want to hear a little bit Well, give me a, let's get one of the songs going. But this is what Tony Danza's doing now.

He's crooning. Yeah, but he's not as good. Sinatra is fucking way better than Tony Danza. He's not. He's making a living doing crooning now. They are equally talented at crooning. You're out of your mind. On my life.

No way. Okay, I tell you something, I'm going to throw another monkey wrench in the works. Don't do it. You are also as talented as both of them at crooning. Thank you, really? Yes. Yeah. I can get you a gig in an Italian restaurant on a Saturday night in an instant.

And let me think you can make that happen. Wayne Rader. Make it happen. I'll do it. Really? I'll do it. Okay. You say either.

I say either. You say neither. No, this is my style. Just talk it to music. I like my style, Jay. Look at him. He's great. He's the fucking...

He's the best. Look at him. Let me hear him. My case of which I'm certain... Feel it. Live life that's full. I've traveled each and every highway. What's more?

Much more than this. I did it my way. I ate it up and spit it out. I faced it all and stood tall. and did it my way. Come on. You can't feel that? That doesn't feel good?

No. You did great. And this is almost my point is any of us could have done that. We could all go get a fucking Moe haircut and talk to a microphone. It's stupid. You're rooting all the people that I love.

Bob Newhart stinks. Yeah, old stuff sucks. It does. You know what really made me laugh, By the way, the picture, that Nick Fuentes kid that everyone hates, I guess he's like a racist, so I'm told. But Dave Smith interviewed him, and the picture they have in the thumbnail, Nick Valenzis is wearing the jacket of like your Aunt Ruth

who would drive everybody to the fucking store together. He's wearing a babysitter's jacket. I don't see it. You have to see it. It's so great. It's like acid wash, denim, puffy, real elastic sleeves. Yeah, maybe it's not the thumb. It's just a picture.

Maybe it's on Dave's Instagram or something. But it's really fucking fun. I mean, you can see the jacket. It's ridiculous. Right? You should have a t-shirt with Tweedy Bird on it underneath that. Yeah, you should be teaching an art class to old people. Why would you get upset in anything this guy says the way he dresses?

Show me no more than the way he dresses. And I'll tell you why I don't have to listen to him. Oh, my God. That's an old jacket. That's acid wash. Yeah. Yeah, acid wash. I think I had that.

It always sucked. Of course you did. Your mom had one, for sure. I had one. I had a, remember guess with the upside down question mark? Of course. I had one of those with that on the back. Hell yeah.

Yeah. I mean, that is such an ugly, dumb jacket. They don't make those, though. He had to get that at like a vintage store. No, he has it because it's warm. It's like a real functional code. This whole thing is like he's disinterested in sex. So he's just like not trying to get laid.

I bet he gets a lot done, though. Sounds like me. Yeah, well, I'll tell you what, if you're not trying to get pussy, you wear that stupid jacket. I guess not his whole thing. I don't know much about him, but I know that. I don't know anything about him. I know he's a virgin. Oh, I know he's a virgin, and people say, I keep hearing he's a racist.

I haven't done anything. A racist virgin. He's a racist virgin. That's the only way you can be racist if you didn't fuck yet. Likeed by Gomez, like by Lewis J. Gomez. Did he like it? Yeah, Louis likes the outfit. He likes Dave.

We all like Dave. I love Dave. We all love Dave. I love his vernacular. Dave doesn't dress like that. No. No, Dave dress. He dresses plain.

Yeah, but basic nice. Basic nice, yeah. He's definitely not wearing a fucking old lady's dungaree jacket. That was fucking crazy. That's somebody, that's the jacket for somebody who drives a station wagon. It's a fucking Clark Griswold. He really does. I don't know his thing.

He looks pretty serious. serious over there is he purposely not he wants to get laid or he doesn't want to get laid no I don't know look up look up Nick Fuentes virgin he joked about like it's him joking like I think the liberal articles wrote it as like fact where he's saying that it's like actually gay to sleep with women I don't think I heard that I heard the thing where they asked him about sleeping with a woman and he like has some response it's like yeah no that's stupid just sleep with a woman plus he's gross is he is it a religious thing where he's waiting to get get married to have children my guess would be it's his face and jacket how old is he 20 something maybe 20 something i'm talking about what is it uh you this is him saying this is him saying this is the philadelphia gay news oh nice well i mean so that's i was saying but this is the what i was you should not seek sex because if you seek sex you will become gay because sex is a gay act he said on his program late last month it's totally gay it's not clear to me if he's talking about men seeking sex with women which is not gay or men seeking sex with men definitely gay but i guess that doesn't matter i gotta tell you what the reporting on this magazine on this newspaper is crack it's fucking great they uh this is a stupid article i want to hear nick foentes say that sex is gay Totally gay

It's not gay It's just taxing Sex? Yeah No I mean maybe he doesn't want to have sex My guess would be he's gay Anyone who's I don't want to have sex at all

Probably gay And doesn't want to say I'm gay So they just go I don't like doing anything Yeah You probably can't be gay He hates pussy so much He can't even just Get through it

To make people think he's not gay He'd rather say I'm a fucking dildo Who never got pussy ever Think that so this says Nick Fuentes explains why he chooses to remain a virgin but it is a long clip

it's got to be aren't these comedians these kids no I don't think so I think they're hodge twins oh these guys are awesome they're Republican dudes they're the ones that play all the clips I watch now the black fatigue black fatigue nice Shakari Richardson apparently just got

arrested they watched her video in the airport for beating the shit out of her boyfriend walking down the airport in the airport she's a runner right yeah she's possibly the fastest woman alive I don't give a shit yeah

stop saying to me like I was an asshole for not knowing it no no I'm saying she's a fuck and she got arrested at the airport for pushing her boyfriend around I like that I love that Jacob knows all female athletes what they do and their stats

come on Trinity more Trinity that was like watching a horse race The straightest thing you can do is to never have sex, he says, and everyone knows that's true. Damn. So straight.

I don't even like pussy or dick. That's a weird way to take it. That's a weird thing to say. It doesn't make sense. It's not a thing, too, with these guys. How old's Nick Fuentes? We just said about fucking Bill Hicks, like applies the same way.

You're getting Nick Fuentes saying young stupid shit. Like, you know what I mean? Well, he's like, now listen, he might feel this way too but like odds are his perspectives on things will change. Yeah once he gets some pus. And he gets I mean pus would change everything. Puss changes it all.

Dude what if he's like open the borders dog more puss for this guy? You put your dry dick and you break that seal that first push in. Yeah once you get the stink on it once you get a little stink on. That first I'll out and then oh god warm cake. Oh god

oh god that would change it all. Yeah getting them some pus and See? It would. What if he did him? He was just like, I don't like it. He just stuck it in and didn't like it? He just like, no, it didn't feel that good, actually.

You were with the wrong pussy. Could you get bunk pussy as your first one? Yeah. Does that happen? Sure. You get an old broad? What? A couple kids put it in there.

You're like, ugh. You think it was still, it wouldn't feel good even? I don't know. It's not going to feel. You know, having sex with a girl around your age is pretty good. Hopefully she hasn't had a lot of cocks in her. You know what I mean? Hopefully it's not

Yeah, but I mean your age If you're losing your virginity Let's assume you're somewhere Between teens and 20s, right? Well, there's a difference between You fuck a 38-year-old woman For your first time It's gonna be different than fucking

An 18-year-old. 18-year-old pussy is nice. I mean, if you're getting like aggressively gangbanged From the time you're like 18 years old In your 30s, you may have a pussy That's a little loosened out No, I think, but don't like some... But that's not.

I mean, you have to be like, like getting 12-man giant cock gang bangs every day. Or you could have a kid. You have a kid come out of your pussy. That kind of messes things up a little bit. Doesn't, though, really. A little bit. You got to do some kegles when you're done

to get that sucker back to where it was. You can't just leave it, leave it the way it is. I mean, I don't know how many mothers I've had sex with, but I don't recall ever thinking that one had a, like, I mean, Carla, I guess. Yeah, was that the same after? Or a little mom? I don't know if we fucked ever again.

No. No, I don't recall anything being like where I was like, oh, this is different than before. But in fairness also, she got pregnant eight seconds into our relationship. She is Hispanic. She did tell me. She told me.

She told me. I think everybody, a vagina is a different too, though. I had sex with a girl. Like, you ever have sex with a girl and you're like, oh, my God, this is the best pussy I've ever had. Like, my dick was made for her pussy. there's been a couple girls where it's like I just look at Christine and say that I've never felt that in my life um you know I mean like perfect pussy like there's been a couple girls that I've had sex with that I there's one girl I said I love you I was like I love you our first time having sex I was like I love you she's like I love you too and it just made it even tighter I've also had pussies though that feel that are so tight that it's kind of like I don't like it feels like there's almost like a ring like grabbing you're right you're winner's a weird spot there's a lullipop ring on her finger you're fucking weirdo but like

you know i've also where it's like it's like it's something not that it's too tight is the wrong word it's like it's like a skinny pussy it feels like i've never had a tight like a tight pussy where it hurt going in no it's not that it hurts going in it's like too it's like not too tight's the wrong word because it feels fine but it's like it's more like it's more friction than that's almost like it was maybe like tight but also dryish inside you know what i mean like It wasn't a problem going in, but Lou, I feel like you... Like a weird grip. Yeah.

Yeah, like it's gripping weird. And I've had sex with a bunch of different pregnant ladies after their children. And the consensus is, uh, my shit's so rearranged down there. I'll never be the same. Yeah. Yeah, it's a little, it's a, not that it's bad. I mean, Dawn's after she had Max was fine, but it wasn't, uh, it wasn't what it was, you know, it wasn't what it was.

Oh, gal. It was, it was good. I mean, it's not sexy. Poor old, yeah. I mean, it's good. I mean, but girls, you can do, they used to have a kegel machine. You ever see one of those?

No. You put it between your thighs and you squint your legs together and it's supposed to make your, your puss go back together. I think you're thinking of the thigh master. No, it's called the keog. It's a keog.

It's a kegill. I thought that was like where you put like balls in your pussy and try to hold it in. Yeah, the weights. Yeah, the weights. No, I think it's... Pussy weights.

I remember my mom had it back of the day. It was like a little thing you put between your thighs after she had me. She kept it around. I used to play with it. What is this? Like a rubber, like a...

Yeah, like a thigh master. Yeah, like a thigh master. Yeah. Oh, you can get this. It looks like it's... What the hell does this do? Does it breathe right strips for your pussy? No, that's...

Isn't it for a neck? What is that? Regained control, regain confidence. Yeah. It takes your confidence. It provides pelvic floor therapy for the root cause of bladder leaks.

No. leaking shouldn't be your norm one in three women leak yeah after you have a baby you uh i made don literally piss in her slippers after she had max the first week we were home and i was cleaning as this really happened um we were cleaning i had to clean i had to do the diaper and i didn't like the shit and i pulled it down and i was like it's pee i was like it's pee bitch and i was so excited right then he puked projectile vomited on my tits and then he diarrhea laser shut across the room and then i went i literally went oh and he pissed in my mouth okay and don laughed so hard she pissed her pants pissed right in her fucking pants you guys should have

filmed this yeah i thought you're gonna question crazy oh great oh great there's a black out there once his con goes back Yeah, women after they have a baby They can't hold their Their peas in They're gonna do the Kegels Did you type in Kegel exercises? Well, what is this Nick Fuentes thing here you have up?

That's him talking about That's the whole like... Sex? Yeah, sex is gay thing And then this is him being asked About being a version on this show This... Oh, these brothers ain't gonna take nice to that.

They go, hmm. You never slapped them skins? No, it's an old one. Type in 1970. Ninety70 what? Kegel machine. Oh, Jesus Christ. It was a little different.

There's a doctor dildo in you. It was made out of mahogany and steel. Damn, that's what a great time to be a doctor when people were so stupid. You can go, your wife's having a hard time sleeping? Send her to me, I'll masturbate her. And he would go, thank you. Thank you, doctor. Thank you, sir.

Send her over to me. I got this machine. I'll masturbate her. And I'll send her back home. you shall be ship-shaped. I'm going to finger-fucker in a rocking chair on a porch up in the Catskills.

You're a good friend. You know, free a charge, by the way. I'm not even going to run this through your insurance. There it is. Right there. So wait, that goes in your pussy? No. You put that in between your thighs

and you mush it together and it makes your pussy stronger. I've never shot anything out of my puss. I'd look at Christine's mouth and make sure that wasn't her saying that. It says it slims your thighs, buttocks, and lower ab muscles tone and tighten pelvic floor muscles pelvic floor i guess would be your pussy muscles

your pussy muscles got you okay there you go that's one that's 33 bucks i'd say get the weights jam those weights up in you see you can hold them what is that uh kegel weights you put them in your vagina yeah you put them right inside your pussy and then hold and then hold on for dear life you have to put it in and they they go from small to big You squeeze. The idea is you hold them up there. Are there different sizes for different, like, so when you get. For big fat, disgusting pussies?

Is it like weights? You can go up in weights? I used to be able to curl 15s. Now I can do 35s. Absolutely. Look at it. We're getting ready for the fight. Now, the exercise system is 50 bucks.

So you can either squeeze your thighs together or you can just hold 85, up to 125 grams of weight inside your pussy. That's a tight pussy. Come up the fight. Training. You got to get it. Christine's think she can do all of them at once. Christine, what do you think you do?

The 125 grand? Yeah, what's your pussy bench? I don't know. It's just such a weird. It just feels like, I guess this stuff works, but you just are supposed to do it on your own. Yeah, but this is all. You need to get some weights up there. You should try it and see where you can get up to.

We can all take bets. I think you do the, I think you do the 125 out of the gate. I think your PR is going to set a record Training Getting ready for the fights How do you use that? I wish we all had vaginas So we could have a contest

How great would that be? We could do stuff on air with our pussies I know Oh my God Who could fill their pussy with the most stuff? Yeah We'd be such cool chicks Christine

Will you pour things in your pussy Do you see how big it is? No See what I mean? That's what you get with chicks With pussies But if we all had pussies Do one of you guys want to go in to get

your own pussy made no no so there we are saying it's an expensive process it's not perfected yet do you think when you get a pussy you get that same attitude i don't know maybe fun yeah probably because you're missing your dick yeah dick is the fun part oh great you guys want to see how much you can fit up your butts sure yeah i know i think i know the answer to that three fingers two hard and one flaccid penis the third one can get in there but it's got to be kind of My recommendation is to go in hard and then let one of the guys get soft and then another hard one goes in. Before you have two hard ones in and a guy tries to mush a soft one in there. Jacob, you've been listening?

Why don't you get three soft? I can lose this guy sometimes. Let them get hard in your ass. But then they have to get in there. You're not going to get three softies in there. It's too much like fingers you got to stuff it in with. I need your firm girth to be what opens me up like a flower. Kristen, you could do 125 grams.

I say you start doubling these up, though. I say you could do 230 grams. That's the top two together. That's a fucking personal record. Any jim, any pussy gym you go to in this town. At a planet fitness, they're going to put your picture on the wall. It just looks like a weight lollipop you stick in your vaj. So what do you, you just have to keep it in there?

What's the principle? You put it in. You put it in and you keep it in so it doesn't drop on the floor. So if you're a pussy's weak, it plunk? Yeah, Christine's really. You just have a sad pussy. You're not supposed to shove it up your pussy and see if you can keep it up there.

You're not? No, it's something you put in and this says you lay on your back and for 15 minutes a day you squeeze and release the muscles around the weight, I believe. What, laying on your back? That's not fun.

I thought you stand in a sumo squat position and see how long you get hold it in your pussy until it falls out from gravity and wait. Christine's bathroom sounds like this. Yeah, and then she goes, done. I'm done working out. Two more. I didn't understand.

Oh, how long did I do? How long did I do? How long did I do? How long did I do? What is the weight? Why does the weight matter in this case? I don't understand. I understand you're supposed to squeeze your puss muscles,

but what is that thing staying in your push? Because inside your pussy's all around is like a muscle. So if you just like... So it's wrapping around this weight. So it's, yeah, you're making it tighter. She's building the muscle inside your pussy I don't know I'm asking you Bobby

How do you keep the way How does the weight make your pussy muscles I keep my asshole open It took a long time to get to where I wanted it And I don't want to get it tight again Oh Bobby the Gabe Kelly? Yeah Yeah yeah

That's what they call them up in the Canadian woods Yeah you've never heard me coming here Bobby the Gate BTG I wonder I wonder if they have Cockweights No, I know they have cockways I'm wondering if they have bigger sizes though

Or for 125 the limit Oh like yeah Yeah like a pro You know what I mean like a pro set Yeah Christine tried to get her kettlebell inside of her but Couldn't wet it enough It had Joe Rogan's face on it

It's the gorilla face one It's an on it Okay There you go Oh see I like those ones I like old timey weights That are just like circles with numbers on them 40LB

The freak show weights The strong man weight Strong man weights Christine do me a favor Can you look up penis weights We're gonna find out who's the strongest cock in this place That'd be a good one I'd do that Black Lou you're the ref

Get him right out of it Lucky your referee I'm honestly I'm trying to find out like No ringers No ringers I don't understand what the weight difference Thank you

Because you put one in there, right? Yeah. It's a smaller weight, right? And you're going to clamp around it. It's telling you. They don't look like they're different sizes. No, listen, it tells you the thing. Go back.

Yeah. It says you can track the pelvic floor muscles around the object. It will help keep the weight from falling out of the vagina and are necessary for key cholesterol. Yeah, because even if you have the weights lying down, some women's pussies are so gaping. They just slide out like a slug. You have a big, disgusting. Yeah. fat huge pussy

that he falls out of its shell yeah because everything sucks chicks suck I would have thought then you want to stand up so that you don't you want to

I think you should run not at the beginning at the end you can stand up that's the final test that's the move I say you stand up and it doesn't fall out yeah yeah Christine jogs with hers in

yep I have a very strong post yeah she's been running she's been running a local local meets Christine, can I ask a question about a vagina? Local pussy bench meets.

I don't want any more drops. I'm just seriously. Can you tell, like we can tell how big our dicks are, how big they get, right? Can you tell how tight your vagina is? Are you just guessing? I have no idea how tight my vagina is. Well, look at the message boards. I really have no idea.

I mean, it's like when you're not turned out at all, it's, less accepting and when you're turned on it's more accepting turned out turned out turned on turned on the more turned on the more open first time she said turned out you are the more open first time you said turned out you said turned out yeah well i'd like to be turned on and then turned out oh true trap house christine so but you can't stick look what i'm saying is you can't like stick your fingers in like if i had a pussy and i was like i want to find out how tight i am i never stop i would you never stop eating me out yeah I'd be under this table

I would live under this table You'd have to A break would be longer Hell yeah We'd never eat Dude I would suck my thumb But with my pussy I just watch movies like this

My thumb my pussy Dude if I had a pussy I'd be rubbing my fucking fat clit All the time Absolutely dude All my electronics would be destroyed with squirt I would I'd be on the plane

With a blanket over my lap Just rubbing my clit Oh just give myself some thumb knuckle Right in the beam Why not but can you stick your fingers in and be like oh i and lock around your fingers and know how tight you are can we just watch it can we watch a demonstration of kegel weights being used yeah let me find that i wouldn't go to youtube yeah there's probably it's got to be an animation it's not going to be a

video why oh where are you going to find the video of that who's going to do what actress is going to win that audition porn garbage chicks oh yeah yeah i get everything i forget i forgot they'll do it i know yeah i forget this every porn ever ever conceived is made yeah they do squirt tutorial videos that's not a hired actor and actress that's two porn people who agreed to do a here's how it's done i thought you're talking about it like a real technical like what you want to do no like a doctor with a woman so you want to tighten up your pussy you fucking skash yeah we're gonna have to see some girl's shit herself while she's putting these up her pussy I was thinking of more

sexier situation I'm talking about a pregnant lady who's about to shit herself sure yeah you got it Christine no these girls are just masturbating so what

I should check I should check that's what I'm saying I think that's the thing isn't the thing you do it's not gonna be are they staying inside though no you're used

oh look at this pigo are they staying inside though if they're staying inside they're working I don't know look at her

well tight pussy though I told you, I like a nice proportionate chubby chick. You don't like that, we just saw right there. She was. She had her tinias with proportionate with that fat gut. Oh, my God, dude. She was a pile.

Can I tell you why? I think one of the first girls that I started messing around with at a young age, Kimba, the White Lion, that was, that was her name. That was her nickname, Kimba the White Lion. She was a chubby blonde, short, she had a boy haircut, but she was. She didn't know she looked like that. She was fat. No, she was a fat girl. And she was okay with being called Kimber the White Line.

That was behind her back, I said. That was behind her back. Yeah, that was her name in the hood. Sure, sure, sure. Yeah, her on the blouse. The blouse, the first girl to touch my ding-ding, who molested me, I would say now, but back then it was not a molestation. It was just a...

God, times were better back then. Krooners were considered singers. Bob Hart was considered funny. Bob Newhart. Bob Newhart. Bob Newhart was considered funny. Yeah. But she was a fat girl, too.

So I think my first couple fat, my first couple, my first couple, couple experiences, except for Tani, the half-black, half-white girl, Malato was my first sex. I think Malato's not, you don't know, let's say that, but all right. You can't say Malato? No, I didn't mean anything. I'm sure it's fine. I just looked at Lou. Blue.

Flack me up, can I say Malano? Yeah, I think I have a thing for Chubby Girls. And, of course, I know what you're going to say. The obvious I was fat, too. Sure, but that's what I was going to say, like, a thing. I don't have a thing for Chubby Girl. I've also never, like, I was, like, Chubby was never. like a

turn off shoe away for me also because I said one it would have been hypocritical and two like again I'm sure if I was like

a strictly tits guy or ass guy or some kind of weird thing like that my weirdest thing if you're like what guy am I face

that was huge to me yeah if you're good looking and chubby I have no problem one of the best nights I've ever best nights I've ever had was two chubby blonde girls

at Mohegan's son playing trust me and that went real fast do they trust you They, yeah, they put my cock in their mouth, so I trusted them, yeah. Mohegan's son, huh? Yeah, one of them gave me the flirts.

I brought a girl when I was opening for Bobby Mohican son. I brought that girl that one time. Greek girl had a big crazy bush and at Mohegan son. Do you have I told you this there? I shaved it. I go, you know it'll be hot like if I shaved your bush. And we found out she was a projectile. I mean, put out a fucking substantial size fire squirder.

She didn't know that because her thick Greek bush was catching. all of that soak. That's a crazy thick bush. She had a rainforest bush. It's insane. She had a new species of spiders in her snatch. She just grew up and find out that she like squirts like gushes out. She finds out that she squirts like pshunds like across the room.

Do you have to get an old school razor to cut the thick root hair? Oh my dude. It was thick hair. It was like a lot. It was like a couple razors worth. When we used to shave my stepfather down for the summertime, it was like that. Oh, is this someone using their pussy for lifting weights? Oh, that's actually weights.

What's his girl's name, Challenger? Challenge this chick, Christine. Oh, that's a guy penis, clit. No. That's a penis. I mean, that is a... It's a big, it's a... It's a big clit.

Oh, God, it's getting bigger. She's getting hard. Oh, man, why is the clit so big? It's a bodybuilder chick is what's going on. It's a penis. It's a little tiny penis. Well, yeah, the clit doesn't look a little tiny penis. Oh, God.

All right, 2.5 pounds. She just put those on her cock. Here she goes, she's gonna click the 2.5 pounds. Uh-huh, uh-huh. We get it, just do it, you fucking influencer. Well, she's about to do it. She's about to hang that from her pussy. Christine, you could beat this.

Why is her clit so big? I know you can beat this. She has a little clit that is probably an inch and a half long with a helmet. Yeah. It has a helmet. Just a little clit tip. I don't just stand up.

Stand up and it just like comes out as you stand. No. Why is your click getting bigger? Is she going to stand up with this? Oh, hold it in there, girl. Oh, I love it. Come on, girl. Come on, girl.

Oh, my. Oh, my. Okay. Wow. That might be a guy. It is a guy, right? That's a guy. That's a man-made pussy. That's an asshole. Is that an asshole?

Buddy, that is a... That's a dude. That's a guy penis. A dude with a pussy? Yeah, is it a hermaphrodite? Are those real? Is that like a unicorn? I think you're raising that what happens with steroids?

It could just be a muscular chick, yeah. Buddy, that is a huge clit. That's a, you could suck it. You would suck it. I would suck it and jerk it and lick it and flick it. In the right moment, dude, a girl could tell you to give her a real, I mean, real harmonica the side of it too, like go across like that, corncobbit? Yeah.

Oh, you creep. Oh, that reminds me. Bobby Kelly is going to be in Tampa this week It's side splinters Yeah, side spleers Thursday night is still available Saturday night It's pretty much almost sold out

And then Friday first show I believe Yeah so Friday second show Thursday show For tickets available Get your tickets Me, Mike Alta Danny Braff

It's going to be a fun time Oh my cousin's doing the show with you? Yeah he's going to do the show yeah Is he just stand up? Yeah he goes up and does like 10 minutes Nice Yeah, you know, he's always, he's pretty funny. He calls him make-me-ups.

Oh. That's what he calls him. I'm going to be doing my new, the invention of the cigarette. Oh, I like that. Bobby, also, I've been thinking you should wear like kind of a floppy adventurer's hat on stage and maybe a duster. Yeah. Bobby's going to be in Emmais, Pennsylvania after that. New Orleans for Skangfest, Providence, Rhode Island, so much on deck.

For tickets and all tour dates, go to punchup. Live slash Robert Kelly. Check out his YouTube page, YouTube.com slash Robert Kelly comedy. And, of course, every Tuesday at the place can lounge the comedy, sir. Yeah, come down to see me now. A lot of Bonfire fans have been coming down to it, which is great. Love it down. I know they're Bonfire fans

because I have a thing in my eye where I go, my schmellios, and they fucking... Yeah, they love it. They love it. They always hit their girlfriend in the shoulder. Big J is going to be... Oh, come on. Big J. You know, Big Jokerson will be at the... Ice House and Pasadena this Friday, October 24th, and Saturday, October 25th. After that, he's going to be in...

Jason. Chase Niles with me. Your boy. Yeah, I love Jason. He is a great guy. After that, he'll be in Austin, and then he's going to be at side splitters for the first time. Tickets are sell... I think he's sold out, right?

You still got tickets available for none. For Austin? No, for Tampa. Tampa, we're adding a show Sunday. Sunday night. We're adding... We'll add two shows if we need to. Please make me need to.

Yeah. We're definitely doing one. on Sunday. Yep, I still have tickets available for my Thursday show, you piece of shits. Austin. Why don't you go?

He's adding shows, you fucking losers. This might be a big mistake. We'll see. I hope it's not. Austin, I think it's all sold out. I hope you sell out all 17 shows and then you're playing crashes

and you never enjoy that money. I'll never get to enjoy the money. Christine gets that money. Absolutely. Well, it's for sure. If I die. Go to bigchaikomody.com and go to YouTube.com slash at Big Jokerson

for his live show. And they, them, they is available up there the double special and right now big jays double special them they is available for pre-order on vinyl at big j comedy dot com and every album comes with a sign dick dude dick dude we'll see you guys uh next week uh monday we're back yeah monday we're back we're back monday we're we're back monday we'll see you guys later have a great weekend