The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Crazy For Madge (feat. Andy Fiori)

Episode Date: January 25, 2024

Fresh off the NYC Madonna concert, Jay and Christine give Andy Fiori a full report of the glorious event.

I'm Bobby Kelly. And it's Big J. O'Kersen. We're actually a full radio show on Serious XM, not just a podcast. For full episodes of The Bonfire, you can listen on the Serious XM app. Go to seriesxm.com slash bonfire for a special offer. And now, The Bonfire with Big J. O'Kersen and Robert Kelly.

Oh, hit them right in their gay guts, Maj. Match. I call her match. Yeah, we were inches from her. She is every bit whatever her age is. Yeah, I tell you what, though, they do a great you get her from far away. Yeah. So where we were sitting was the bonfire, by the way, Robert Kelly, big Joker since sitting in with us today, floating through the halls, the ghost of serious Ex-Im

passed everyone. It is Merck FaZe, Andy Fiori in the motherfucking house. Everybody, please, everyone. We said come in. It looks so good. Oh, yeah. Fatter than ever. No, you look good, dude. You look tall and handsome. Fan black. Fucking handsome. You look so good. Oh, yeah, better than ever. No, you look good, dude

You look tall and handsome black fucking handsome. You look like a thank you look like an Alaskan man Yeah, it's gray and fat. It's not good. You're real cutie patootie And he had Andy had great long hair too his hair was I like that. I like the party to the side. I like that It's age appropriate. Yeah, it's Asian. Thank you. It's age appropriate. I can think about growing long hair again But my long hair and short hair are both not age appropriate. No, you can't grow you can't well You have nothing age appropriate on you. It's not your head is died half blue Marilyn Manson lyrics a bar wire to a bar wire to a change appropriate age appropriate about your eyes Barbed wire tattoo. A barbed wire tattoo is age appropriate.

The only thing age appropriate about is your eyes. Even your ears are 13-year-old girls. Even your fucking teeth are new. My teeth are bright, yeah. Yeah, he's got new baby teeth. My teeth are under a year old. Christ almighty, you're not wrong. Who am I sitting here judging Madonna for?

My arms will look like that too if I wore sleeveless shit. Yeah, you have 26 have 26 year old girl eyebrows Somebody actually said to me last night at one of the show we're talking about being a man. It's like Jay's a man. I was like Do you mean Jay and not men we are not men I don't know how to do a lot of masculine stuff and I care. We're not men. No, no, no. I don't know how to do a lot of masculine stuff and I care about my eyebrows. Yeah. Yeah.

What is that thing? What do you do? Threading? No, I used to do threading. I do wax now. He does scissoring. Wax? An aphrod.

Well, I know you had an aphrod. I'm sorry you relapsed. I relapsed in a little bit, but my surgery got pushed. I have the surgery for you relapsed. I relapsed in a little bit, but my surgery got pushed. I have the surgery for you stages. Yeah, yeah, just getting nice with it. You're pussy. That's a deep cut. You're always getting this.

You're pussy, you're off your pussy. What? You and Norton are both addicted to Afrin. Yeah. Yeah. Is it true that if you do it, your stuffiness comes back stronger, comes back tenfold? Probably.

You just never got off the juice? No, I don't use it too much anymore. That's a steroids. There's a few things. There's two things I can't do stuffy. Uh, talk. I need to. Sure.

Uh, talk and sleep. Sleep. Yeah. So if I need it before I go to sleep, I will use it. If I need it before broadcast, I'll use it. But I hear myself sounding nasally. Yeah. So I gotta open this bitch up.

But don't worry. We're moments away. The pipes sound clean right now. Oh, we're moments away. I have the mouth tape or I don't sleep good anymore. I have a fucking CPAP machine now. Oh, God. Hard to change your life for the better.

Life changing, dude. But you look like a fool and can never find love. I have a fucking CPAP machine now. Oh God. Hard to change your life for the better life changing dude But you look like a fool and can never find love. Oh, yeah, it's a full-on jet fighter mask You know they took mine back. What do you mean when I got one after this you did the surgery and if you don't use it Well, yeah, I wasn't using it because I was losing weight I was like alright Let me just try to see you and they they can track that you're not using it Yeah, man, I didn't know that and it out. And they can track that you're not using it. I didn't know that.

And they were like, we're gonna start charging you a $1,000 a month. It's 2024, the fuck could they track you're not using it? Because you have to sign it into an app when you get it? It just blows air in your nose. No, but they can track your interruptions, like if it's working or not. They need to track it and the insurance company

wants to know you're using it, because a lot of people just get them and don't use them. So I got a thing in the mail where it's gonna start charging me like 1500 a month. If you don't sign the best. And I just said, go fuck yourself, take it back. I'm not using it. I'd rather die in my sleep.

That's great. I love mine. Is the security blanket for me now? I don't wanna travel with it though, but you can travel. It's not that bad. It's not considered an extra bag. No, you can bring it right on. You can bring it right on, but they didn't make a cool,

like you know, the Oculus Quest has a cool packet puts in, so you know what I mean? They didn't make a cool like you know the Oculus Quest has a cool sure packet puts in so you know I mean they didn't make a cool no see yeah looks like you bring it over to Fiberlators yeah yeah it's just like a fucking lunatic computer messenger man like you should make a CPAP bag hey this is because I don't want to make sure my self-personalized yeah like a LeBron James CPAP that's my breather some guys lights and you can put you have to put it together like a gun for assassin. Oh screw that part Okay, what you want with fucking rhinestones on it?

Yeah, how dope would that be if you could decorate it like when Jewish kids decorate their yamakas? Yes Your favorite sports teams logo thing it's Bobby by the way, there are pretty cool CP those and those are not cool It's all the same now the one that's a lot of flash No, the one that slides over that one right there The one that goes over your they all have them, but the thing is everybody knows that it's a fat person machine Yeah, everybody's embarrassing not me. I'll be like these my traveling. These are my travel dumbbells Anybody has the greatest one I ever saw was the one that looks like the alien face hugger. Oh Yeah, oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah the CPAP mask. Yeah, there's some full-on Bain ones Do you use the nose just nose plugs? It's not bad. They stay I can sleep on my side

Which I do and they don't pop out. I do the but what is it a bye? There's a CPAP and then there's a bipap. I have to do the bipap. I'm not about no biped I mean it goes in your butt on your mouth Oh, this one has dual functions The air gets shot through my asshole and out my nose. You have my CPAP machines by. I'm giving Anne receiving. Tell me you don't want that.

No, I don't. Fuck no. That's fucking fantastic. That's the alien face of your CPAP. That's hilarious. That's funny. We could have just met a chick and you'd wake up with that on your face. Just hear a scream. Andy, when you find love, promise and you fucked and then you wake up with that on your face, just hear a scream.

Andy, when you find love, promise me you'll wake up. That one, one time to that. Dude, for you, anything. I like to get the arms spread. You got to clamp it on. That's so great. They should get one with girls legs. Yeah, really. Dude, cooling up your CPAP machine is a real sign of age though.

Yeah, they really marketed it to the people who need the CPAP. Just fat dorks who like alien. My straps are made of friendship bracelet. I can't use it. I just feel, it sucks. What would you get though, personally, I would get maybe like a goli hockey mask with rangers stuff on it. Well, you know what they did make one one a small one that just went in your nose That's right. Yeah, but it has it's not connected to a hose It has like a battery and it's supposed to shoot the air like little air in your nose, but I like that

Here's the thing with me. I can't I live my life based off of a in-house leverage I live my life based off of in-house leverage. Share. Share. I can't have Christine. Like, I like that I'm generally awake later and I can judge her and her gross sleep things. You don't want her judging my gross sleep things too much. And if, forget farting, making noises or anything like that.

Now it's just when she looks over, it's not even like the ugliest version of me sleeping It's that with a fucking pilots mask on it. You said it looks like you in a coma. Yeah fucking fat Maverick Also real easy to sabotage it looks like she's like taking care of me in my last hours You said a hospital ward. It's what Val Kilber became in part three Yeah, no, I need to wake Christine up and let her know Christine. You've done something again disgusting I can't go You can't believe what you just did I would totally smelled that if I wasn't wearing this dumb ass mask

And you have to the thing that sucks about you have to clean it a lot or you'll die They say you have to you have to clean it a lot or you'll die. Nah. They say you have to clean it. You don't clean it? Yeah, barely. For what, dude? You're just supposed to rinse them one after the other. Run a little tap water through them. So they send you one every couple months.

Dude, you get bacteria and that fucking thing, you're dead. Yeah. You're just dead. It just. What? Dude, all right. When you get a, you know the drink cups, like the Stanley cups? Yeah.

If you don't clean those for like a week and you take the lid off, it's all fucking bacteria. You're fine. Damn. You're fine. Andy, can I say something? You just may have made your way into me and Bobby's new show co-produced by Mike Vanuay called Old Guy Code. Where we start off this show talking about our possibilities of CPAP. Old Guy Code, everybody. Fucking DJ Luzo over there chewing nicotine gum Next week we're talking heating pads. Oh, I like a heating. Oh, the best You know that that what's that blanket you guys we do you go all right Kiki co. Oh, I miss mine Don hasn't slept in the bed in probably two weeks. Yeah, she goes up with Max I'm a Kiki co the key the key Kiki co is a key. Iiki Kiki Kiki Co. All right. Kiki Co. Blanket is up in Max bed. She

come out today and she goes, this is why I don't make it out of Max's bed. That fucking blanket. Yeah, she puts that on and she's out. Game change. It's a game change. It's got weight to it, but it's not a weighted blanket. Yep. It's slippery on all sides. I need to get another one. I need another one for the big bed so I can get her out of that bed and then over to my bed. Yeah.

That was not only as you length. You're a big tall guy. Well they make bigger ones now I believe also than they have in the past. I can't get my Tutsi's in all the way up to my chin. My Toadie. I need a big one. If Christine gets in bed first, Christine puts our covers over us,

and then the Kiki Co over that, which one makes zero sense to me, because I don't want the Kiki Co on my body. On your body, touch it. But she puts it over every time, just her. She doesn't like spread it over the whole bed. She puts it over her, it's insane. Why would you, that's like putting salami

on the outside of the bread. No, I like, why would you that's like putting salami on the outside of the bread it does make no sense sounds delicious though it does sound delicious next week on old guy code a little baloney come from blankets and cold cuts. Bobby, you know what? I don't know why I remembered this yesterday. Alone, I was just thinking, and my first ever, you know when you do like a little impression of everybody you know, my first ever impression of Bobby

was if somebody would go, you know, blah blah blah, Bobby Kelly, I would do your old appetizer's joke, and my impression of you was just, food before food, dude. And then me and Dave Smith, when we were hanging out appetizer's joke and my impression you was just food before food dude And then me and Dave Smith when we were hanging out time we were ordering appetizer We go what do you want to get as an appetizer? And then we would just sit there different versions going food before food dude dude food dude before dude food

It is fun to just drop into Bobby food before food dude. That was a great job Food before food, dude. That was a great joke. It was a great joke. You see that all the time. Food before food. It's fun to drop into Bobby. It's fun. Bobby sometimes just comes out of your mouth.

Food before food, dude. That accent, the whole thing. Wait, Andy, what happened to your Kiki Co. I got bed bugs. What? Yeah, and I got nervous. They were on them. How'd you get them?

I don't know. Some degenerate came into my house over COVID. This was early COVID. And it was like, it was June of 2020 We'll do a lot of times what it is. You don't you bring it back. Yeah, yeah Something like that, but I didn't leave the fucking hat. It was like I'm saying I had I turned Ford I had my birthday like June 5th some scuzz bitch You know my good friends really only two dudes who came over my one buddy who's had them three times before it's him

Yeah, obviously the guy who had him three times before you're wondering who it was but yo he gave me the fucking atomic bomb of getting rid of bed bugs like it was not the nightmare Vecchione makes it out what is it I paid a fucking chunk of change and just came in and fucking mine swept the entire how much didn't have to wrap anything it was like 2,500 bucks. Wow. But they do it. They do it and then you guys,

he goes they'll never come back unless somebody else brings them in and I've never had a fucking problem since. The boys. Yeah, that's right. In my tatz I do this later. I checked the bed every time I go there. Were they related you think? Hey, if I guess you guys were $200,

can you bring my father back? Hey, miracle workers, so I thought the cakey blanket I thought was infected with them too so I had to fucking chuck it I know huge bummer a couple of my favorite teas I had to get rid of I need that blanket I need to order one tonight did they bring in the dogs? Yeah, they brought in the brosco. We got to get the dogs. We don't order Kiki-Ko. You order Kiki-Ko blankets for gifts for the rest of your life. You'll find yourself doing that. I just said, Whitney Cummings.

We sent Whitney Cummings one for her baby. It's no one ever takes. I always tell people, if we send it as a gift, I go, this is, it looks like a thoughtless, just like, oh, I saw this at Macy's, not as grab, this blanket. This is a looks like a thoughtless just like oh I saw this at Macy's not as grab this blanket This is a thought-out one this blanket is the best blanket you've ever had in your life. It's ruining my marriage Damn it looks so good. This blanket is fucking ruining my marriage. I've been sleeping with a Burn-a-doodle for two weeks because of this stupid blanket. Maybe it's your bipad. I don't use it

No Yeah, she probably doesn't want to watch you getting fucking rear-ended by your CPAP machine Yeah, bisexual CPAP machine. I do have tape over my mouth I do look like I'm not gonna give proof I look like an Israeli hostage She is here she breathing super hard out of your nose Just out of one nostril So whistle sounds like fucking Jethro Tolls

playing in the distance. Hey, Aqualung. And there's to collect KikiCo's like baseball cards. It's an expensive hobby, pal. What's the biggest one you can get though? Has any piece of shit written a bad review about KikiCo? I don't think so. How could you? How could you? Go ahead. There's one. There's one.

I see all five stars. No, all five stars. Oh, yeah, you're right. It's a hundred percent five star review. Oh, there's no one star right down the button? No. What is the biggest blanket they have, Christine? I think they've gotten some biggies now. I need the big boy.

I need a big one. I'm not sure what size of... No, click it and then it'll give you different sizes. I'm not sure what size like the ones that we have are, but they have an oversized 17 by 16. I want that. How six feet right ours is definitely the 40 inches by just at that number 57 inches 300 bucks that's a fucking lot of money maybe I'll just let her sleep with him out of my clothes were given to get your wife back no I'll let her stay fucking dropping 300 I just spent money on it too

much to keep your family together? For your boy? If it was 150, I'd get it, but 300, I'm out. I'll tell you what, the Fury... That was a huge, huge one. I'll tell you what, though, if before Skankfest, you and Dawn break up, though, that will fill Max with the Fury that he needs to defeat Jacob in their tournament match.

I'll say it's because of Jacob. Yeah, he goes, we're breaking up because of Jacob. He said... Before blankets did. He told your mom that I didn't love her $300 worth and She was right boy. Oh, they make fucking bath robes for little girls, dude Well, that's baby shower gift doesn't stand to reason they'd make them for adults. Yeah, I mean That'd be too hot not for me, but for someone else. Yeah, who is a rob- do you wear a robe? I don't wear a robe.

Jacob, you could fit those. I've been gifted robes so much, and I don't wear them ever because I think it's a weird look. Me too. I don't wear slippers for the same reason. I don't like looking stupid even alone. The only time I wear a robe. That's when I feel the most stupid. The only time I wear a robe is That's when I feel the most stupid.

The only time I wear a robe is in a nice hotel when I spent like a really... and they have that nice... I'll take a shower, sometimes a bath, and I'll get into the robe and put the slippers on. No, their robes are great. By the way, these two hot chicks are getting ready to... Look at this fucking dicey. Look at these two girls getting ready to dyke out in their robes. What do I do in a robe?

Not the kids, by the way, if people aren't watching at home. There's another one with adult robes. Jesus Christ. The last thing I said was kids in robes. I only saw kids in robes. Look at this hanging below her shoulder. She's always got a tit out. Yeah, and she's got a sick tan line on that tit. Girls have so much fun together. Oh, I know. Really?

They really do. Fucking just laughing. It looks like you're putting on makeup. I want to have bathrobe fun with a buddy. Kissing between each other Let's get robes hang them off our shoulders. Yes, and we can get a personalized like our CPAP Have a little tits hang out. You can line the bed with a CPAP machines on We'll do J's eyebrows together free breathing Lounge in if I can ask Bobby, what look at this bitch What are you doing a robe you sit in a chair and keep your legs open.

You lounge like a gentleman. I think they take full responsibility for Kiki Co's growth. They are all, they were simply blankets and I believe when we first promoted them, they ran out of blankets and had to start back order. I believe you're right. No, because they didn't have enough.

They ran out of our specific material we talked about. Well, they ran out of stuff, and she was like almost frantic, saying like they're overfilled with like orders. And look at this now. Look at that robe. They look like a good robe. Look at that thigh bone. I would never get that one.

Cha cha cha. You don't know. I won't get the robe. I'll tell you what, I will get the oversized blanket for sure. And I'll buy it for myself, because I love me more than you loved on. Jay, let me throw something at you. What about a bathrobe?

What about a bathrobe made out of all hoodie for you? Oh my God. I gave you one. Shut right up. Didn't I give you one? Oh, I gave Jacob one. What? I gave you a hoodie, a hoodie, a hoodie.

Those are pajamas for a little boy. No, I gave you a hoodie robe. Yeah, a blanket. A blanket hoodie. A hoodie, I gave you a hoodie robe. Yeah, a blanket hoodie. A blanket hoodie. A hoodie blanket. A hoodie blanket. It's a hoodie blanket. To fleece.

Yeah, you put it over your head, it's a big hoodie that hangs down. Has pockets. It's nice. I wear my hoodies at home. Oh dude, Jacob, you wanna dress like a druid? I'm not opposed to that look. You wanna do Gregorian Chance?

That's close to a Corey Feldman look. Jacob just wants to do the English hillside in that robe. Wake up early with a cup of tea and a pipe. Dude, monk life would fit you good. Bobby knows me. Oh, dude, Jacob, you could fucking munk out for a summer problem. If it was in Florida.

You want to munk around in Florida? Scared the shit out of people. Walk around at night swinging a fucking something that smokes. I don't know what that's called. Spend a semester munk around Florida scare the shit of people walk around night swinging a fucking something that smokes I don't know that's called spend a semester munkin. Just go kill iguanas in that robe. Maybe I will maybe I will I don't care. I don't even care. Maybe that's what I want to see you just work out in the morning and throw that robe on Grigory enchant rose So last night you went to Madonna We did go to Madonna.

We did go to Madonna. Oh, shit. At the Garden, at the Garden. At the Garden Madison Square Garden. Was it too long? Second ship, no. Did she start late? Well, I mean, yes, but it's-

Opener. At this point she's going up. No, when they said opener, they said this Bob the Drag Queen is opening. Bob the Drag Queen just comes out and does like, like it just kind of gets the crowd ready, like hyped for like five minutes, not even, and then introduces Madonna. Like it's just like it's all part of the same. She came out of the floor. She came out of the floor with a giant halo of light on. Good, good light and screen show for sure. She is singing, definitely to

track through lots of filter that's what I was gonna ask no live band really my sound complaints are big because you couldn't hear the background a lot of you couldn't tell until she started singing the word you're like oh nice because it was all just coming through like you know I mean just track it was bad so I have a drummer not even a drummer not even a drummer no band all just tracks and parts and songs a lot of dancers now a lot of male at one point for female I think dancers they might be there might be some trans there might have been some yeah test thought there might have been some

hormone boobs in there yeah but for the girls came out, tits out, dancing all over. Like tits, boobs out. Bear boob. Bear tits out. Nice. But all maybe, did you put it up? The titties?

Oh, you were right there, dude. We were right there. Wow, that's great. Three rows back from the thrust of the stage. How was the choreography? Oh, there they go, that's great. Three rows back from the thrust of the stage. How was the choreography? Oh, there they go, that's the Top of Skrulls. Choreography is fantastic. It looks great.

Great dancers, but I will tell you, I wonder if there's some sort of a lawsuit, you don't want to be a straight guy bringing up a lawsuit to gays, but I will say it's a job like you can't, you have to be gay to be a Madonna dancer, and that's discrimination, or you have to be gay to be a Madonna dancer. And that's discrimination. Or you have to be willing to lick another man's body and deep kiss, deep tongue

kiss him in front of a stadium full of people. Oh, they have to kiss. Oh yeah. I mean, you got a gay off something wacky. I mean, grabbing other guys' dicks through tights kind of gay. Uh, full blown tongue kissing. Is it as gay as putting like a gun in another guy's asshole? That's not gay.

That's a bet. Who told you that was gay, dude? That's called paying off a bet, dude. What do you want to be, a Welch? Yeah, man, I'm gonna take this gun in your ass. Now let me ask you this. Me and Lewis are in mid discussions on what our gun, the butt for this year's gang fest is gonna be, we don't know yet. Now is that a choreographed move, the gay stuff? Cause that's a fun rehearsal.

That's what I mean. Are you improvising because you're passionate about it? Or is it like, no, now you grab Charlie's? Now, yep. It's choreographed, full blown make out. So that's what I'm saying. How could a straight guy go, why does love dancing, I love Madonna.

I wanna be her dancer, but I don't to have a deep kiss session with another guy. I don't want to have a guy rub his nuts in my eye sockets for this erotic song. And you have to. You have to. You have to music takeover. I can't imagine there's a lot of straight guys going out for those gigs though. In 2024. She did a lot.

I don't think it's going to be an issue. It was the only straight guy at the show last night. Oh yeah. What was the demo in the crowd? Like, who were you surrounded by? That close. Let's just say, outside of section H, row three, seat three, the probability of possibly getting aids is pretty high. It's pretty good. It's a pretty good.

Pretty hot. Did you break into some age speeches once in a while that were like sad and whatever but it was just like the breaks it pulled in the room. Because she was like, I wrote that song, express yourself by just being whoever you are. I had a friend Tommy once, died from AIDS. I was like, jeez. You're just I had a friend Tommy once died from AIDS The show was fantastic for that because the dancers were fucking amazing. Oh, what's she open gay or not? They were killing it was the opener a shitty song. I didn't know nothing really matters off of ray of light awesome Awesome. I don't know not all how's it go?

Cuz I love Ray of Light. I love Ray of Light. I love Ray of Light. How does it go? The song Ray of Light. I have it right here. Oh, hang on. Hang on. Christine, play music in your earphones for a second.

You see, Bobby's learned how to play the simple fiddle that is Christine Evans. What are you hearing? The simple fiddle. The simple fiddle. That's not true. That's not true. The basic. The basic. It's the basic. The basic fit. The simple fit. That's not true. The basic.

The basic lute. It's the three string chiddle. Just the three stringer, man. The ukulele. He's learned the strum ukulele, it is Christine. And when she says something that's going to humiliate the shit out of herself, he tries to con... And I do the same thing you did, Andy.

I start talking over it and it's just, just shut up, because he's going, him and Lou have found this, this synchronicity. I don't know what else to call it, that without looking at each other, Bobby teased Christine up to take a nice hard do fall, and Lou is right there to record it and time code it so he can make it a drop by the seat. Finger my ass, that's for love.

There you go. The guitar hero again. That for love. There you go. Guitar hero again. That was yesterday. There you go. That was yesterday. Finger my ass, that's for love. It is for love.

I wouldn't want it any other way. Of course. Finger in my ass. Finger in my ass. Finger in my ass. That's cool. You did now. So now I heard Amy Schumer was there last night.

Schumer went out with her. Yeah, I think when she did Vogue, I want to say. Were you waving at her? Amy! Amy! I'll tell you what, we could have ended up there. Amy, remember me? I'll tell you what, when she turned towards us,

it was like right in front of us, and I did give a little, more than I would have for anybody else, I did give a little like, you know, I think maybe she'll see. But that said, when she got off stage, she was sitting literally two, or like, yeah, two rows in front of us. And so when there was a major music lull, I was like, Amy. And she turned around and they give like the, you know, hi to fan thing.

This is actually kind of funny. How much I'm not known at this, at this concert, by the way. So Amy turns around and she goes, oh, geez geez and she came out of her eye on came over to you know give us a hug say hi and is it made very sweet of her to made Isabella look very cool I'm sure with her roommate and everything and and then she went back over and then what's funny was the lady that was that I'd yell over her she goes she's just so nice to her fans, isn't she? I'm like, she wouldn't have done that for you, lady. Fucking asshole.

Oh, God, she's so nice. Are you here because you have cancer or definitely AIDS? It's not AIDS. You definitely don't have AIDS. If you have AIDS, it's not working. Poor child's father is dressed. Man, Isabella is my daughter, though we were saying that. Christine, at one point, gave me a nudge to say,

stop making Isabella laugh during the AIDS speeches. She's literally like right in front of us. She's like thanking nurses that were there for the AIDS epidemic. And I just keep hearing Isabella. Are you scolding? Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee That's so funny. Stop making us all laugh. Hold your breath and everybody sings along. Jay's making age jokes at the age festival. God, it was crazy.

I was just like surrounded by gays. By the way, live to tell, she did fantastic. That's one of my favorite songs by her, and she killed performing that. It was great. But became now an AIDS song when it's definitely a song about a woman being held captive by a guy and if she gets away from him and lives to tell the story. That's what it means to you. Now it was sang to a poster of Arthur Ashe, Keith Haring and Freddie Mercury.

Sponsored by... That's the big three. Everybody got prep under their sponsored by prep oh dude let me tell you something the funniest thing I did which I wish I would have brought a hidden camera to going in at the end of the concert when we left I was like I should pee the men's room at Madonna concert is wild that's a woman's room oh dude chubby guys with half tops on and Work it. Oh, that was hilarious. We saw there's a chubby white girl I thought it was I thought it was cleaner to not wash my hands when I left Remember there's the chubby white girl wearing a wedding train and she took a chubby black girl

A fat woman wearing an unnecessary wedding train A fat woman wearing an unnecessary wedding train. I can't dare that sound fun. Not trips over a mini goth fat black woman girl, I'd say she was in her 20s probably. But she was the kind of fat where it was all front to back. So when she went on her back, everyone stood and just watched as none of her appendages touched the ground.

So she just kind of like rolling and people different people like two people try to pull her up and she's just not giving anything and then they switch out and another person just a more mosaic suit it was all just different people and then I walked over Isabella funny she goes to me she goes did you do that ago yeah I tripped her and walked away no she's like an upside-down cockroach like I was like there's a fat on fat prime The girl in the the girl in the wedding dress by the way no effort to help pick up she just started holding up her dress Like a special day

She's like are you okay? And the girl's like Wooooah Just fucking teeter tottering on her own back fat Yeah she wouldn't get up she like hurt her leg or something but the Woooah she hurt her leg dude from a very minor fall well it seems like it's a dramatic crowd my play my play up something like that oh that was pretty funny watching trans people do full costume and makeup changes in the kiosk and not the kiosk the concourse of Madison Square Garden I mean having a

tray of makeup out shirts off someone's getting a different shirt together just to walk into the place. So this was an event. This is not like the... Dude, as you said it. The outfits were awesome. I'm sure. What do you mean awesome? I mean awesome. I like all my, all my young girl FagHack came right back to me. Dude, I am telling you for sure, if I would,

I could have walked through there and just started Frenching dudes. It would have been no problem at all. Hey, Bear. Yeah, you big old Bear you. Buddy, I look like clean up. I'm telling you, I look- Just pick your shirt up and had your belly button out. Changing nothing else about my physical.

If you just put like a duck costume on me or something, I would have been, there was eight of those there. They probably appreciate your matching sweatshirt and boots. Probably. They knew. Your hair, I mean you? Look at that guy's eyebrows. Look at his very well kept beard.

His boots matches sweatshirt. I am going to suck this guy off in the bathroom. Did you have your gloves on? Yes I had my gloves on. You had your jerk off gloves on? She was one of the outfits. Hey guys, hey boy. I'm keeping my hands warm if anybody wants to get whacked off in the bathroom.

Yeah, there's just another track we there dressed exactly like Jay as a costume. I promise you, when she hit a song or two, if I would have went in the men's, I should have done this. I bet if you go in the men's bathroom on less popular songs, you will hear two guys cramming each other's ass full of wiener. Yeah.

I'm certain of it. I'm certain gay sex. Yeah, 100%. I'm certain gay sex happened in those bathrooms. Was there a... None of those black security guards are going to police that shit. No. No, no, no. All right now, y'all.

That's plenty. Keep it down. That's plenty. All right. Can't hurt that much, y'all. Why? Now, please. You're going to have to clean that up yourself.

Yeah. Make sure you flush down now. Make sure it ain't on the seat. Do you think there was a big drug crowd? Was there people fucked up? Well, I'll tell you, I don't think so because I sat down. They were all taking a cocktail of drugs to stay alive.

Yeah, that's what I mean. I sat down when everyone was standing up and very discreetly lit a joint, took two puffs on it and you would have thought that I fucking released a skunk or something everyone with the people in front of him looking back like what is that smell then the guy right in front of me picked up his jacket and started smelling his jacket a bunch I'm like I was just like I took two puffs and I was just like I just stamped it out and put it away I'm like all right vicious amount

of gays that's designer drugs yeah I guess they if I was on fucking coke they wouldn't have cared now so mommy watch me do coke but watching mom's with their kids wearing just no no kids drunk moms sure but it was what I'm saying drunk moms that just Madonna fans from back you know in their 40s and 50s now that were like I mean really like wooing and screaming and you look back and they would just do it and they You just see this is not their life at all They were really cutting loose. Well they dress like Madonna and yes with a mesh and those yeah, and the bracelets and the tie in the hair I actually like Madonna that's That's the best Madonna.

I like that. I dated a chick from Ben Salam, Pennsylvania, who dressed like that all the time. You tell me a hotter chick than Madonna in the borderline video. I dated a chick who looked like her in the Pabadon Preach video. Ew. I know, exactly.

That's the worst one. That's the only video where, exactly, Jack. Yeah, that's the only, that's where the girl, there it is right there. She looks like you in the Pop It On Preach video. Um, watch McCall. That was the only video where they put her up together with a guy who you're like, this guy's too good looking for her right now.

Remember that guy in Pop It On Preach? Yeah, she was punching up. You better hope he puts a baby in your daughter. Yeah, she looked good in this video. She does. But borderline's a little more subdued. No, that fucking thing. Now, listen, only one a little more subdued. Not that fucking good there. Now, listen, only one people in my couple

can be wearing knuckle gloves. Get away from this and put on borderline. Not wearing knuckle gloves with my bitch. I think it's cute. Christine, you should get a pair of knuckle gloves. I wear knuckle gloves. Just not as my thing. Yeah, borderline Madonna.

Now, lucky stars are the best. Now now you're wrong dude look at her all regular She did always have a hot Latin with her. No, do you know who that guy is? No, let me see that's Justin Silver. No It doesn't Justin so God these videos are bringing me back You know who it is. Can I get another look and see? Now you make me that's that actor. What's his name? It's an actor, right? No. He may have done some acting, but no.

Oh yeah, the photographer. Guys, it's one hit wonder. Latin pop music phenom, Louis Louis, who sang a song called Sitting in lap, sitting in lap, sitting in lap, a luxury. I wasn't gonna get that. Sure feels good to me. Nobody's gonna get that.

This is fun. You fucking retards don't know what that is. This autistic music guy, nobody's gonna get that. Even the guy who wrote it would be like, that was me? Yeah. Sitting in the lap, sitting in lap lap, but I'm sure you... I don't think I've even heard the song. She all feels good to me, feels good, good.

Sitting in a lap. She was in the video? Sitting in a lap. Madonna's in his video. No. This is still... No, this is still... You're playing Lucky Star.

She's still playing the borderline video. But I'll tell you what, he figured out his look from this video. Go to the Louis Louis video right? Yeah, we've got a little scary looks like matt rice there yeah but he figured it out for a different he fucking dog he goes bitch i gotta go play pool with the boys i don't have time for you fucking neon colors stupid socks go get a pair of socks that makes sense play billiards

see this is where you are yeah he figured it out oh Bobby Bobby what do you want to do in your life one time vest just vest just vest God damn it I know what I want to do I want to get jeans that are too high and I want to roll them over do you know what the songs about he's saying they started charging girls to fuck him

and now he's rich Look at that vest Oh, yeah, I bet he was do they're like you fuck Madonna. I'll pay him a couple bucks Yeah, that's a good Pete Davidson could probably start selling some dick some fucking young chubbies. Oh, yeah Yeah Everybody wants to sniff the dick some fucking young chubbies oh yeah he could yeah everybody wants to sniff the dick that fucking kissed the most famous but whole in the world Kim Kardashian. We got this. Oh we got it. Okay. You got sunk into Louis Louis. Let me ask you this about the concert was there a meddle? This is not a hit by the way. No. This was not a hit. It was a complete hit. This is not a hit by the way No, this was not a hit

It was a complete hit That's the first time I've heard this song No, it's crazy guys are wrong because it was a total hit This is not a hit Your mom She was in her 40s I thought you were leading up to say Gerardo

I thought you were gonna go Rico Swabbit The only one that... yeah that you were gonna go Rico Swabbit. Yeah that's him. Yeah Rico Swabbit. Yeah Gerardo, a member of Manudo. I believe in a different video of hers. Yeah she also banged him. She banged up all the homies. She had a tight. Oh no I'm wrong. Gerardo not in a video. Gerardo in the book. I believe with her. I don't know look it up. Look it up Christine. Is Gerardo in a video? She banged Jose Canseco. Oh she gave him all. Dennis Robin. Dennis Robin, for sure.

Dennis Robin was weird. I was a caliente. Probably Michael Jackson. Had some kind of weird fucking Illuminati sex party. Who else did she fuck famously? Vanilla Ice. Big Daddy Kane. Did she fuck Tupac? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They were a couple for a minute.

I'm gonna do that. At least that's her story. Puss has been around. How did she knock it AIDS?'s her story How did she know? She never fucking ever dancers I'm not finding anything on Gerardo in this was not even in the top ten. I bet you might not find Gerardo on the internet This song was not in the top ten. Oh For a minute it was yeah, you're wrong lap a luxury. No, this is not where was it?

What was it? Well, that belongs we go to in the charts Isn't that way this is top 10? Thank you Lou for looking at Christina forgot to type I'm literally typing it literally literally Boom what was it? Number 16. She's a no she's looking at a cheap trick thing. Oh my bad cheap trick It's Louie Louie guys yeah, we know one hit wonder who sang the song lap of luxury Why was there a whole music video if I was making up why do I know the words top? You produce her on the video. I'm going 32. Yeah, not even top 10 not 19

Yeah, not top 20 Bobby. I said that's a hit. I said it doesn't matter as a hit, but that is a hit It was like a day bonafide hit Was it say he's doing today. Oh, he probably died of lack of fame. Yeah, he's actually the head of the chingling gangs up in the Upper East Side. What happened to Louis, Louis? Christine, roll up. Roll up the Wikipedia. Click on his name. Don't get mad. Oh, wait, right there.

Louis, Louis. Look how small his Wikipedia is. That's not his Wikipedia. That's for the lap of luxury. Oh wait, right there. Louis Louis. Look how small his Wikipedia is. That's not his Wikipedia, that's for the lap of luxury. Oh my god. That's okay, you're doing good Christine. Christine's got Madonna brain. The brain's all jubbering up and staring at gay dicks flapping around all night. I'm getting a bunch of information on this song.

Then she made me go home and watch The End of Saltburn just to see the dick. I swear to god that's true. It's true, a couple Game of Thrones episodes. She goes, you missed the end. You gotta watch it. I go, I'll watch it. You already saw it though. And she goes, I'll watch the end again.

And it's just a guy dancing around with his dick, his little noodle flapping everywhere. Not little. That's because did they ever show the dick? I'm like, it's the entire end of the movie. There's some dude fucking pile of dirt. Yeah. Some shit.

You also fucked the pile of dirt. Let me ask you a question honestly. Were you dancing last night? Were you into it? Yeah? Yeah, okay, Vogan It was a great show. Was there oh, was there vogueurs in the audience? Oh good question. I Didn't see a lot do people were I mean it was church of course these these gay and we were surrounded by Exclusively gays she is my dog and quest love and Amy Schumer Isn't that gay too? But he was uh no but we were watching her like it's it was gay church. They were in

like everyone was so mesmerized by her. Very easy to make us about a laugh. And so when she was far away when she was far away she looked great when she was far away, when she was far away, she looked great, when she was up close, you saw it. She still brought the heat, but man, the dancing is up close, funny. Far away doesn't look bad, there's so much choreography around her, but when she gets close and you just look at her, you're like, oh man, grandma, take a seat. She looks like she's flanked on all sides by five dancers.

Most of the time. And then at 1.8 tits. Burkhrisha was there. Where was he? Right there with the cowboy hat and a shirt on. That looks fun. Yeah, no, she did a show. Well, those are great seats, though.

I wouldn't go to the seats we had for kiss. I would not go see the show for that. But if you had those seats, I'd go to that show. I'd see the kiss. I think it would have been a great show from up. I don't want to stand up in the... Yeah, you're in the fucking Lodge 404. I'd rather be with Rich Aids than Poor Aids. She has Hulk Hogan armpits and Rick Flair triceps.

Yeah, you aren't with the fucking Poor Aids. Way up in the fucking Cheats. Oh, there's C-Questlove? Yeah, you can't miss him. He's blocking the stage. Everything. There's some fucking twink trying to look over Questlove. And I don't see myself as a twink.

No, I know. No one ever. Here's the dance. The dancing in here is pretty funny, because she's just doing the moves. And you really get to see her alone. Yeah. And the closer it it gets the older it looks this is this tennis balls on the bottom of that she's in a cage above the crowd she's in a

cage above the crowd this was awesome the Michael Jackson Madonna thing was great two dancers behind the screen doing a giant silhouettes but he was good that's kind of cool I like that now I'm sorry and the show the show move together behind it the show moved quick It was like it was not 28 things they did Whether it be pieces of songs and medleys and shit, but like it was How did they close? Yeah, encore. Well, they did they drop no no, yeah, yeah Everybody's seriously lured up and here's Narcan and also prep The closing is pretty cool. They have like every dancer is dressed up as a different version of Madonna

So there's like material girl and like the Marie Antoinette from the VMA performance and the like a virgin and then But and then she just She says bitch on Madonna and then goes. Thank you New York and sinks into the stage and the lights came on sick that's not bad no very very entertaining show for her age she's killing how was it very she's killing it how was it getting out of there very gay I know you come out you look like a rainbow how How is it getting out of there? Well, let's just say if you walk backwards, it'd be damn right dangerous. They were there like sparkles all over your face.

Yeah, don't drop your keys. Let's say that. There was a dance party on the street afterwards. There was. No, I've also learned about, someone pointed, maybe it was Finoe, the point doesn't mean they're right. When you get out of the garden,

everybody breaks into 7th Avenue. But if you go down one more little flight of stairs, right there, you go underground. We did it. Yeah, we did it. Yeah, you go underground. And then you're on 31st Street. And 8th.

And 8th. Yeah, that's the trick. 8th Avenue's the way to go. Yeah. There was a big gay dance party happening outside there. Nice. Did you dance? Or did you just go through it?

Christine, I told Christine to, and then she started to. And then whenever I look at her, she becomes filled with shame. And I dull her light. I've taken Christine's shine completely in life. This is true. I've dulled her light. You dulled her light as a great thing. So you wanted to So you want to hang out with gay men. It was great.

Christine used to dance. She told me she would karaoke. She would dance. You do a show with them now. So let me ask you a question. Did you would you have did you want to stay after and just have a party and dance with everybody? No, I'm more of a spectator on that. But I was dancing at the concert and singing along. I had a great time. That's great. Was your daughter dancing? Christine, yeah. I had a gay next to me, so that was great. You had a what? I had a gay guy right next to me. Again, I actually kept my back to Christine most of the show, because when we first went in, I didn't like the immediate attitude. We were trying to make sure that Isabel's roommate's tiny. So it's like, could she see see and they kind of went in first to the aisle

We're the first four seats, but I just said Christine went in first and I was like or I was like no it let You know her roommates stay on the outside there and just the show was starting and Christine was like what where? She was so like can we stop talking because it's happening It's happening right like she was so excited for it and just back turned to her and made my daughter laugh for three hours. I looked over to make sure she was alive. You want some of the drink? We got there right as I went to the bathroom and then I came back from the bathroom,

Jay was like, I'm gonna get another drink. And I was like, okay. And so then we walked in, the show was already started. Like Bob the Drag Queen was on. I was like, I just don't want to miss her intro. So we get in there and everybody seats and then they're like, let's change seats. And then Jay was like, once we switch seats, I go in,

Jay's like, well, I can sit in there and I said, I'm fine. I was like, I'm fine. But I was like, I'm fine. It was snappy. It was snappy. It was snappy to talk against somebody who provided this evening for you. I was missing her come out.

How good of an evening? I'll tell you how good of an evening. I didn't see her come out of the floor. I looked up, she was just there. It was two rows behind the evening of quest love and Amy Schumer. That's what I provided for you. And what did you do to me?

I'm good! Ah! That's how I get it. How the fuck am I show? How freaked would you be if I was Bob the drag queen? Hey dude. Imagine how disappointed I was when it wasn't. Imagine, mind as we came in early for that. Imagine how disappointed I was when it wasn't

Imagine might as we came in early for that It is wacky though. I mean doors to her coming on stage two hours and 45 minutes We didn't go we didn't go into like Okay doors yeah, we would say doors and then showtime at no but her showtime like listed on figures not I think showtime supposed to be like 830. Is there and she Showtime at? No, but her Showtime, like, listed on Thing is Not We Were Here. I think Showtime's supposed to be like 8.30. Is there any- And she came on when? 9.45. Is there any part of the show where you sat? To try to light that joint.

Didn't work out for me. But there's no part, you were up the whole time. You were standing the whole time. There's no sitting down. Like, you know, like Metallica, we sat down a couple songs. And you're wrong for that. You shouldn't have sat Well, I got plantifesiatis. Wow. All right. I'll when there's one. I really don't care about I'll sit

But I went to pee during there's a song called mother and father and I saw it on there and I was like I don't know the song that's where I'm gonna pee wait you looked at the set list ahead of time Oh, I follow you guys I follow the set list along with every concert also my short-term memory is shot So I have to pull it out for every song so if you're next to me or around me I'm also ruining it for you. Don't you like knowing the sponsor Navy if not knowing what's coming next I feel like that's the whole no to see a live show No, the fun is looking at it and then elbowing everybody on either side you go like dude dude He does do that

Like Fini we went and saw a rage with Feeny. He was like, don't tell me anything. Yeah, of course not. He was like, I don't want to know. I was like, that's fine. So then Feeny would look at me once in a while, and I'd be like, thanks to one. Thanks to one.

I don't even know if I like that. The cure, we lied down in between most of us. The cure, me and Bobby. I started reading. Me, Bobby, and Max. I was reading. I read a a novel I actually did my fourth step me and Bobby at one point I went to go maybe get some merch and Bobby came to me to that and then a second time it and I would tell you that I was there for three hours of performance like in this

in the showroom for three hours of the performance and me and Bobby at one point did an impromptu We go let's walk completely around the conco. We did a full lap. Yeah, like old ladies in a mall We're doing speed walkers and then when we did and then we went back in we did a I think we got food Nobody wanted and then we were like and then we were like I Guess we have to go like it was like one of those like I'm having fun out here in the hall But I guess we have to go like it was like one of those like I'm having fun out here in the hall but I guess we have to go back in yeah we're having fun trying to make eye contact with all the people that look like the lead sad got these hair in front of their face I'm like hey kid your dad said he loves

you Bobby Smith did Bobby Smith did I think I got three orders of french fries had to find was dumpy. I got so french fries chicken That's not that's not the cure we eat a lot of pressure so you guys you ate before you went you didn't have anything at the show We got a hot dog there gardens got decent food. You find a hot dog at the Madonna Cody fucking living dangerous Gardens got decent food. You find a hot dog at the Madonna Cody fucking living dangerous No, we were we hidden a very dark corner cuz I took mine down in like two three bites I didn't want to see what I was working with Guys nine o'clock who's the fatso with the knuckle gloves on given fucking good with the bottomless throat They only sold hot dogs without almost throat they only sold hot dogs without buns

if you bite it you have to go up to the bad seats I get mustard with this we only have mayonnaise oh man I didn't really think about it I really held it up and gave a good like I love stadium dogs I wrapped my tongue around it first when they rape you to show you what a homo you are. That is when they get you. In the bathroom doing mothers and daughters. Fuck it.

You got a fucking hot dog and a Madonna concept. I didn't even think about that. It was just a table full of people eating. Three girls and one guy eating a hot dog. It looks like I was like hanging out with these chicks. Do you have those uncooked? You just want to throw a couple of frozen ones in there. I don't want to break off. You know what I mean?

I don't want to lose one up there again. That was a pretty shitty cure concert. I actually, I thought thought there were gonna be, there were a lot of women there, but it was primarily gay men, but also a lot of lesbians, which I was surprised about. Wow. But I mean, Madonna's like a gay icon.

Yeah, she's the gay queen. Yeah. Oh yeah. So was there any part of it though where she looked a little wobbly? Yeah. Was there any part where she was like? Yeah, when she was suspended in the air

in that little box, dude, she looked terrifying. She has like four she was suspended in the air in that little box dude. She looked terrified She's like four bungee cords attached her to that thing She had a parachute And then when she was walking around they had this like carousel crosses and gay guys I have her here. Yeah dancing upside down. That was like a prayer. So good Yeah, and then she goes around and she grabs all their dicks one at a time Oh, that's great from inside. Yeah, that's what I love. It's like she sexually assaults everybody They're really not feeling if we did that we'd be fucking canceled I'll tell you what I thought was a little weird too different as she would go through the different like errors of her career

She had somebody where there was the most disturbing thing ever I think it's a mask of her face, but it's like a pullover Yuyish, so it's not like a It's like it but it makes it almost like her face is printed on like a ski mask No, but it'll be somebody there from right and she would go over and hold that person's hand like like walking you through like This little girl was so naive and she blah blah I try to tell her story like through that shit, but it was like it let this ghoul standing next to it Looks like a fucking like evil Look at the dollars cover the corner

I started fingering not fingering her but like rubbing her who her her puss remember that who did the Like young the like doll Madonna started like kind of hooking up with real Madonna. That's right. Oh, Madonna did a full make out with a pink and hot Asian girl or a really good lady boy. Could you imagine if any other rock and roll band just started finger blasting chicks on stage, they'd be like over.

I know, unless you were poison. Yeah, poison 87, dude. Well, what if they did it artsy way? What if they painted while they did it? I mean, it's the same shit. I'm not sure Roland Manson's done something like that. What? Like some sort of sex simulation. What? Def Leopard used to bang chicks during the drum solo. They would go like down. Yeah, they underneath. Yeah.

And just banging and come back for the second, whatever. That's nice. Yeah, that's a fucking underneath, yeah. And just banging and come back for the second, whatever. That's nice. Yeah, that's a fucking bad one. Hey guys, sorry I'm late. I was just getting hit me like a bonged understage. I just got some sugar poured on me. Hit me like a bonga, gonga, gonga, gonga.

Yeah, no, Marilyn Manson got in trouble for putting his mouth on his bass player's dick once. He got in trouble. Boys will be boys. Why, you can't do that. You can't suck off. I know I. Can't suck off your bass player on stage.

I take that back. You're right. I don't want to live in a country where you can't fucking. Suck off your bass player. Can't suck off your bass player on stage. She only doing one night at the garden. He put his nut bag on a security guard that got him in a lot of trouble.

She can only do two. She'd die if she didn't. Little bummed I missed it. She did two at Barclays and then she did two at MSG. Is this the last tour? Is she done or is she gonna try to do another one? She says she'll be back but I don't think she's gonna make it. I don't see it happening. Her dancing was pretty, it was pretty funny. She could do a whole other tour with the hits that she didn't do on this one.

Yeah, we had, was there anything you bummed you didn't hear? A lot, lucky draw. Almost the entire set. What, holiday? She did a holiday. She did a piece of holiday. And do a borderline. No borderline, no lucky star.

What are we paying for here? No frozen. I don't even know why she keeps bringing that one up. Nobody wants to hear frozen. What's frozen iconic? What is frozen? What is it? It's from the movie?

But what is it? Christine. I'm not thinking. No, I want to just say tell me what it is. Just give me a little taste so we can get past it. But how does it go? How does it go? When you do it, how does it sound? Just give me the give me the real ray of light heavy. What's the chorus? No, there's only two ray of lights. But what's the chorus to frozen? I've never heard that song. How does it go? Lou, don't turn that up at all. Just tell me how it goes. I just two seconds. I was not iconic It is she did it on the um, she's already old at this point. I know this was off the ray of light album And it's when she she does the whole performance and they'll like wife beat her with no bra with the black pants

No, I'm a skater. This one she was British. But how does what is the song? I don't know. I don't recognize it pants in the M.A.s. Is this what she was British? But what is the song? I don't recognize it. Christine knows our head in a period. Frozen. Let me hear it. Christine, just give us a taste.

Just give me a taste. Come on, just a little bit. I don't want to sing. Just stop it, Bobby. Christine. Christine, just the chorus. Wow. You're going to let down Bobby.

For Madonna. Bobby saved our asses by joining the show. And this is how you do it. I just, I don't know the song. I've never heard this. Well, it's playing and Lou has a dial we don't want to hear her version I want to hear the sweet sounds of Christine Evans Christine you have a beautiful voice I want to hear Madonna you do have a nice voice Christine you know that

Christine you do know you know we bust your balls but we do know that you have yeah people speaking voices are different than singing voices. Christine, we both need it. When your heart opens, you'll consume with how much you get. Is that it? Yeah, cause you guys should have a hate and regret. You're broken! When your heart is broken, knock open! Matata's broke edge. Game, game, game, game, game, game.

The bitch turned into Kroos. She, she, she. Is it going like that? Is that how it goes? Is that how it goes? Is that, are we close? Is that close enough? I want to hear it.

Can I hear it? Christine, use those. We have to go to commercial break. We have to go to commercial break. Luke, just a nice taste so we can get the melody. Yeah, bring us into the commercial break. Just give us a taste. Just give us like, just a taste. Just give us like a lead into one chorus and one chorus. But one of the lyrics is,

Oh no, one chorus was, Wait, wait, wait, there it is. How does it go? I just did it. No, this part here. I did it, I did it enough. It's playing. You guys are going to have to listen on demand. He talked over it, please. Please. Oh, come on. He talked over it. I did it enough. It's playing. You guys are going to have to listen on demand. He talked over it. Please. Please. Oh, come on. He talked over it. Wow, he finally nailed it.

Mm-hmm. Christine, not a team player. She's saying it a little bit. I'm a stage actress. Well, not this stage. You're not going to get on this stage. Nope. I'm not singing. Did you?

Yeah. We do have to take a break. Everybody, we're hanging out with Markface Andy Fiori. We have? Yeah. There you go. We do have to take a break, everybody. We're hanging out with Mercface Andy Fiori. Yeah. We have some plugs for Andy at all. Woo! He's going to be in Glenside PA with Tom Popp of February 16th and 17th, and at City

Steaming Hard for Connecticut March 15th and 16th for tickets and all tour dates. Go to AndyFiori.com. And you can watch, of course, a special check right available right now on YouTube. Bobby Kelly going to be in Providence this weekend with that added show on Sunday. Fill it up, sell it out. I'm gonna be at McGooby's house in Baltimore this weekend. They just asked me if I was willing to do morning radio. I said no, please buy tickets. Big Baltimore weekend dude. They said it really, the fucking rate. Well yeah, but that's Sunday. This doesn't affect that at all No, is everybody gonna go watch practice fun before yeah, hey before the Ravens

Play come to Gleedon. Please God Come they asked me to do radio that hasn't happened in a long time those guys the radio down there is actually good those guys are fun Well now I have to do the radio Bobby saying they're good guys. I passed on it. Oh, sorry as a fun.