The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Creepy Restaurants (feat. Justin Silver)

Episode Date: April 28, 2022

Justin Silver joins The Bonfire and helps the guys start a fictional Hooters style venue.Stream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/BonfireFollow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM@DanSoder www.DanSoder.com@BigJayOakerson www.BigJayOakerson.com

And now the bonfire with big J. O'Cerson and dance odor Welcome to the bonfire Series XM facts and talk 103 on dance odor. That's big J. O'Cerson full crew Christine Marie Evans Jacob Atat DJ Lewitsky at home the black king the black tiger Lewis Is he on your screen? Yes, he is That was on my screen. I say hi. No one's on my screen. I say hi your interpreter. I'll just trust you there. He gave you a thumbs down. Oh Our guests well, you know speaks dog

The Beast Master. Return of the Beast Master. Damn, it's a good day to film, right? Damn, dude, Jacob's getting... Did, uh... Jacob, you want to talk about this after the show? I got a full of things. I got him clamped in my legs.

Look at him, he's like a cat. He loves it, he's leaning into it. Did he love it? Look how he's leaning into it. Jacob, I'm just trying to do his job. He could have fixed this minutes ago. Damn, dude, your body is good. Damn. That is a good body. Justin, does it make you jealous that Jay's rubbing all over? No. Jacob just trying to do his job. He could have fixed this minutes ago damn to your body is good

That is a good body Justin. Does it make you jealous that Jay's rubbing all over? No, I want to be in it. I want to get like here. Look at this picture Justin get hard for me Get harder get out see people made that shirt they did and it was moontow I think They were should get hard get harder be gone get it out of here. It's fucking great Did you tell them that the falcones that we saw like the real falconer guy? No medieval times. Did you tell that I talk about going to medieval times? I don't think I did I posted the video of it after banana's I don't think you did dude. Well, we went to Nashville right? That's when you told me I forget that off air We have just you know a friendship. We have conversations that stuff could probably could be used on the bar fire

It's fine. Check it back a seam on the screen up there. I just need to see my black blue laughing I black Lou Can you see me Lou? No, no, I can't so't even get all my great gestures and stuff? A lot of my comedy is an animation with my hands. I was gonna say you're 80, 20 words movements. Such a physical comedian, buddy. Yeah, I'm a master of the dance.

You move. Yeah. Yeah. All right, Jacob. You're back. What's up, buddy? Number one medieval times. Oh incredible that it survived COVID Incredible. I don't know what kind of PPP. Lo and they got but it's fucking bananas. They got something to think I'll know I will say fight fucking reenactment dude. It's just fight me an acting for it with small chickens with corners gamets. How many medieval times are there? Ah, not like not like not fun. Christine has quite the question. It's not

as much as you think because we didn't have them in California. Yeah, you did. I went to a medieval time in California. My sister took me one in one. I'm maybe in Buena Park. I'm Buena Park. Hey, I love what you become. I love what you become the Californians. Oh yeah. That's pretty not. I love it's probably in wave crash beat. It's such a great accent.

It interrupts like the heightened English. The rice she talks to me. Oh yeah. Hey, Christine doesn't realize that medieval times I like it. I am the girl playing the queen who's definitely just a Jersey slut Fair nights for three of you will get my holes. She had a tattoo of New Jersey with a star right by Down on the show. I'm looking for my Italian O'King I like a big juice head gorilla

I like when there's tan so the orange I love orange nights Make a roll up to me on a horse or in a Mustang I don't care I got fake lips fake tits I'm ready to party I like a man that's comfortable to wear pink and shit

Fucking disrespect me. Go fuckin' disrespect me. Yeah, there's 10, shit. You got that many. For the queen that asks for, they have to be a joke. I like the thing like the backstage. You're only in the backstage, you go, yeah, fuck, stop fucking talking to me and go out there

and do your joust. Yeah. Hey Veronica, I was fucked up on E and I didn't mean to drive you in Haynes last night. When the guys missed the little rings with the jousting things, I finished over there and I go, fucking Darleen is riding my ass, I'm missing the rings, I'm blowing it. I'm gonna lose my fucking job because of this content. It goes, Green Knight. Green Knight.

A. Neil. Why you missed? Anthony. Why? I'm gonna fucking all over yeah, man We got so fucked up last night at dole house. Are you you said there's ten of them right in there's ten only ten Yeah, I went to the one in California nine more to go for me. I don't want to brag Instead of seeing all the ballpark she want to see all the medieval times. She was got the best crew

You the one I saw in California, I remember it being, I was young, but I remember it being packed. It was packed, dude. And it being, it was fucking packed. Intent. It wasn't packed. Way to park, bro.

I think that might be the one I would put. That's right by not sparing farm. Yes, that is the one. That is the one. Every day I buy the medieval times. I called my uncle today in the first words. I was like, yo, do is the one. Everybody everybody made evil times. I called my uncle today in the first words. I was like, yo, do you see that sick way of I sent you? Oh my god.

And she's just, it's the way when you go back to Philly and you're like, yeah, I'm going to get your Higgies. Her family says that they couldn't believe that their point break remake didn't win an Oscar. Yeah. I think that was said there. Oh my uncle loved it. I can't believe that didn't win some sort of an award. He's out back right?

But they did it with extreme sports. I mean it's got everything I know Motocross tell me know the movie does this Serfen the free skydiving into Serfen based dive Medieval times though when I went my night one and that was I was the checkered. I'm pretty sure I know we were the I think that's the theme of the thing though that black night. We're not we're not really fighting. Yes They are it's a tournament. No, they're against each section. Each section is a different night I know, but the whole theme of the thing wasn't like the black and white night They made him like like he was like the stud of the whole thing. He was like a leader for sure

But he's bang in the print. But he was the leader of our guy. He was we were allies. Sorry. I got sat in the leader section. We were allies with the two other people also. The two horses were our allies and three were in it. Ronnie and Barry. So, but I'm telling you, the black white knight in our show at least, killing it. Is it different every show? I don't know, I wanna know. I really wanna know now too if we go out

from the time somebody else went. Because I really felt as to this. Did they joust each other? Growing up a loser, that was one of my small wins. We had to leave, but then- Did they joust? But did they knock each other off the horse? We had a lease, and I was fucking-

No, no. If I remember correctly, they do. I think you're just going from cable guy, which is what all of my knowledge is from. No, because then two guys from the audience go down and they fight Fight like jails you lean over to Justin you go I give one of the nights free bonfire on fire Take a whack at each area thick fam. I got I threw in the Howard package They get the Howard they get the Howard 100

Totally on the house I'll send you the video for you to post it. It was fucking I was so anti and the second we got in there I could have been more in it fucking real Did you get the corners game him? Did you that's all they only serve one thing? Yeah, of course game. That was a small chicken. Yeah, small tiny hunting bed. Um, do we ever sweep or flap in banners the Falcon Justin Falcon. Did you immediately get jealous of the guy that's controlling the birds? Oh, he did. I get put in my finger. I guess he put in my finger out, hoping it would land on me, but as a joke,

but I will tell you and Christine could definitely support this and I think it's where my friendship of Sal volcano is based off of our reactions to say if that hog Landed on my armor fingers the scream that would have come out of me would have woken up all the yeah, I mean it would have Yeah, I would have lost my ship Flapping its wings I would be Oh Flapping its wings I would be Oh No way no way

I'd be like freaking out again We're talking just like Jay you get no, Jay you're freaking it out My face can you can you Because you have Justin with you can you like prank phone call the Falcon Just think can call it or is that Because you have Justin with you. Can you like prank phone call the Falcon? I don't know what that bird's Hokes off course

Guys we got a real problem. It's not a falcon in the audience He's got his leather gloves some dice just to them. I'll fix this if you hold on If you're walking into medieval times they go why do you have that big leather falcon? No, I came right from falconing practice No, I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it actually. It's funny. You say that. This is a corners game Helps me smash the chicken and then I can eat it I like to punch it and pull it bone out, but I don't want to get my hands greasy I saw unrelated by the way of video of someone It was a split second of video eating a chicken

Drumstick by pulling the bone just out. I've yeah, just like in Yeah, like in a cartoon like in a cartoon. No, not like that I mean like with their hands like they put the bone out and then start eating the chicken like they're holding it like a like a ball It's almost cave man. Yeah, like it's an apple like a meatball second But it was pretty a chicken that tender. I saw someone do that with Chicken wings wings are like push down They like do a thing and then they can push down with their fingers and it's all the meat Ew, yeah, like you're trying to make your penis skin move back efficient He isn't similar with it with a turkey. You're supposed like crack. It's fucking back real quick There's gonna be some aggressive motion that show we watch a cool thing em night Shyamalan does in that show servant on Apple TV.

One of the main characters is a chef, like a high, high end chef, and they show him cooking a lot, and they show like the whole thing and they show it showing this gross process of cooking. So I was like, oh, he tells you something, it's, come on, I'm cooking dinner, and I'm making a nice whatever,

almost every episode of something like that. And then it just shows like the growth of like gutting the fish and taking them apart and all that stuff pretty fucking pretty gnarly Being able to actually prepare me and not just have it well Because it's just like it's you see what the animal is in the me breaking a bone while I'm eating would make me like that's That's an animal. I just cracked a femur to suck its meat off me to go vegan That's the kind of shit that makes it you watch those animal the fucking animal rights videos. That's the thing It's like it's impossible after that. So there's never a bone in a burger. I'm fine

If I ever show up with bone a burger then I'd start thinking about things I made a little ribcage. Yeah, there's too many ways you could serve meat that doesn't remind me it's on an animal You you when you eat ribs though, huh? You wanna eat ribs like off, you eat chicken. I do. Some people think they're such an organized bone though. A rib bone. Do you know what I mean? It's bone meat.

Oh, it's a skeletal. It's just like a line. They always look exactly the same. You know what I mean? Like the meat looks different, but they're always. So you trick yourself. There's not little splinter bones coming off of them. Yeah.

Could you eat fish? That's what? If I get a bone in any kind of fish, you'll be lucky if I don't throw the plate like a disc across the restaurant. Wait, really? That happens a lot. There's all, fish bones, there's like,

that's why this guy doesn't eat tons of fish. You are surprisingly so food-finecated. I know. It's like, eh! This is you're getting a bone in your salmon? It's unreal. No, this is this. If I get bone in the salmon, if it's in my mouth

and I pull it out, I'm gonna do this for a while. No, it is the I get bone in the salmon if it's in my mouth and I pulled out I'm gonna do this for a while No, it's fine. I don't I'm I the time that I pick up the dog shit with a bag Yeah, and I'm picking it up and flipping the bag over and tying it off the throat out I dry he four times the way to the trend. Oh, man. I feel like Patrick Bateman. I hum Pick it up. I go a flip a little I go I do a little weight thing in my heart all about me. I do, I know good girl. I always bring it up, I go, this is good. I guess I'm saying good girl, but I'm going to talk. It's good. Dog it.

Dude, can I tell you what I used to have to do? I think I know for 100% would gross you out. When they taught me, when I worked in Alaska when you had to pitch fish, there'd be like a big You know when the boat would come up and you get in to put you can't just like throw a fish up They bring a net down and you have to like pitch the fish into the net and with the crane They bring the net up and like let it out when you would pick the fish up You can't just like grab a fish. You'll slip out right you have to put your thumb under Right here and you know, yeah, you have to put it right under the gills and pick it up by its bottom and then grab its tail like this

You have and then like because you can't bruise the meat because they're selling the meat So you got to like thumb it grab it and then throw it and then you got to get my uncle's roommate one time I watched in front of me got a fish and you might as well murder the woman Person front of me So for a whole summer in front of me. Yeah, you did that right through me. Yeah, for a whole summer. Oh, squeezed.

We had to have this nice on Mondays and Wednesdays. He's like, Deadliest Catch. No, Deadliest Catch is Crap. Those are real motherfuckers. I just did a fucking. I'm just saying. These are some pros and docks, shit. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.

Compared to those guys, I was a bitch. It's, we were I find gross. I'm also a child who would actively bite his big toe toenails. I do that still now. Crazy. Come on. Listen to me. I'm, I, I clipped my toenails like a child. I'm. Crazy. Come on. I should listen to me. I wince when I clip my toenails like a child. I used to fucking ice to be able to when I was a kid put my fucking toe and nothing in my mouth to get to bite the fucking big. It's

it's like a penis. Listen to that. She just said they're watching QDC biting your toe. I do it like a big dog. No, my friend, my mom couldn't. Yeah, you know, couldn't Good by the end absolutely Needs assist Dude that's the bummer about this cast I can't bite the fucking tone. What you I did. I'm not lying to you You can do that. That's the thing you've been upset about one of them. It's not the thing. I've been upset about it I still if no one I do you know I've picked my nose and eat it still Yeah, but but but but but Yep, biting your own toenails. Yes.

Is a world-class crazy. I definitely stopped that really young. That was child. Oh, yeah. It's funny to watch both of them. Okay, then say that. Because I watched Justin be comfortable. Watching Justin be comfortable and be like,

Yeah, dude. Yeah. Do that now? No. That's what hot guys do. That would honestly make a lot of us feel better People don't know Tony else are brown team. How do you think I got an abs Tony? You got a bunch your toes. Dolly

So medieval times medieval times yeah, it was great I read a great video send it to I fucking bought all the led All the swords and access and swords. I wore the crown the whole time. I was there. Dude, when I live, I just went, let's do it for a minute, go, let's go. We were just gonna go to eat. When I left it, I felt on top of the world.

I was like, I kept the crown, did they give you? Yeah, I've had it pinned up on my cork board in my room. I had a lot of the rest of the time I lived at home. Fuck yeah. I was pumped about that. It was a big win. I was saying, I'm doing the Lord's work. And I appreciate you surviving COVID-19.

I want it. The food was pretty fucking blonde, whatever. Corn was gone. Well, it's always you think of the line from cable guy. You go, can I get a fork? Sir, there were no utensils in Medieval times. We said it 50 times. There are no utensils at Medieval times.

You didn't have forks, but you have Pepsi Tell her that every time I see you do Janine was and cable guys one of my favorite was just for some reason watching Legion of skanks Monday Mm-hmm the into like the first hour of the show. She was watching from the hallway. Yeah, I'm a given a corporate I told her I was I mean you know many times recently I said the line 7000 times that's great. I got a lot of tables dude. It was fun man. That's Falcon. You know there was a part of me We should go again as a group and I mean I want to watch all that fucking fill a section and go nuts For a nice all blood all New York comedians just piled in and then everyone fucking just

Ape shit Mother fucker dude the video I have it's on my Instagram, but I'm the video I have of J cheering Yeah, the fucking night. Did you see it? I send it to you. I'll never watch something like that of myself. It's great I mean you gotta do down down down down Right now come down down down down down down. I'll send it to you down. Yeah, dude. Let's do a let's do a medieval times Oh for sure. Well, they should be speaking of going out for dinner. Yeah, I took a I took Katie out We went out to dinner a nice Went up and had dinner right in a nice midtown man hat and what you forget is

Disgusting you just forget that it's a zoo at like seven o'clock when the show ends and I was like, oh, I wanted to go get this restaurant, you know, a quality Italian. I was like, oh, like that, you're trying it out. It's fancy. It's good. Such a weird name for a restaurant quality Italian.

Well, Tim, it sounds like a delicacy. Well, they have a whole, it's certainly find it's quality meats. No, I know that. So quality meats and quality Italian is owned by Smith and Walensky Which Tim Dylan's uncle is like very high up for so Walensky. He's actually Mark Lewinsky

But so I took Tim Dylan with me to comedy works because he always took that dick Peter of Peter and Lugers I'm actually the nephew of Neil Outback. My dad is a chocolate one for the next fucking four hours. Oh, you mean my father James J. Ponderosa? Oh, what about Mark Ruth? From Ruth's Chris. My great grandfather. What other Chris Ruth? My great grandfather, Virgil Sizzler. Oh, and you think I'm gonna ignore that my cousin, my fourth cousin once removed, Apple B Huntington. It's a first name.

Apple B's is a first name. But that's John one of A1 Stakes' sauce. I love, yes, love A1. But Tim, I brought him with me to Commerics in Denver and they just opened one there. And he's like, I'm going to take you and Trish out, Phil lunch and Trish got day drunk. Really? I didn't see the day drunk it a while. I don't know if I forget it. My father Tom. Let it lose. Thomas. Yeah, I think of them all Thomas Ian Jeffrey Fridays

I won't I'm morning. I'm morning to loss of my great great grandfather Mortimer Bennington Bennington Don't use that clip. This clip is not used for I'll kill you use this clip. I blew the joke. I'm gonna put a stick on it. No, Benniggins. Benniggins. Benniggins had like a jingle. Benniggins stay.

Benniggins and ground rounds where they had to be the same. Look it up. There's one Benniggins left. I would go by to get a Monty Christo. Monty Christo is my shit. You know it's still around? Who the hands? Oh yeah.

Yeah. Really? Several who a hands to a brother. I'll tell you what. My grandmother, resident peace mama, mama, really several whoo hands to a brown. I'll tell you what my brand mother rest in peace mama mama Really like going out to a whoo that was nice dinner Oh, shit clear lake. Oh dude. I thought it was clear lake, how far there's a lot of Benningons. Oh do their back I tell you a close one. Please. I want to go there and be good. Oh, yeah, do well

Stubanville, Ohio Melbourne, Florida. I home a Kimmy Kong that I believe let me tell you I Well, we find a town that's got that and a medieval time. There's a better come back. There's a get a Benaghan's in Bahrain Bonnama, Bahrain and that's crazy hotel El Salvador Cyprus Look how my bris Look how many here is that look how many are in Mexico? You got a head like bedigan's kick ass so much internet This is crazy It's been five and more coming soon. Oh, they're opening a new one an Arizona you trash piece of shit and date and fuck you You're getting a new bed again and Pakistan. Oh my god. You ever been a Bennington's Guam

That place is fucking great dude. What did you found? Dude, I want to go to fucking Pakistan, Benagans. What if you guys found out that Benagans was actually backed by the cartels in Mexico? Like a solar cartel? It has to be a money laundering operation. I'm FBI. What? Peaking to this.

There's no fucking way Benagans is flourishing behind all of our backs. It's funded by the Saudi Arabian prince. That's crazy. Own a stake in Elle, own a Benigan. Look at him. All own a Benigan. All own a Benigan.

Fuck this career. Look at him. All own a Benigan. What does it take possibly? Come on. That's like $50,000. Katie's got bartending experience. I can run the floor.

I'll be your ex-senus server. I'd like to be the host if possible. Yes. We all got to be like, how are you? I'm going to breach your Dawson. I like to be the host if possible. Yes. We all got a lot of how are you? I'm gonna put your Dawson. I'm gonna kiss all the women. I'll be waiting. Oh, it goes must be date. Huh? Sarah, pleasure to meet you. I miss. Oh, we have more. Oh, sure. I'm telling you right now get ready for stressed out Siggie smoking Dan right up fucking Jay double sat me, okay? Two four tops and I'm bringing out chips and salsa and I'm fucking in the weeds now Doing table side K so dude. Yeah, that is Lou get ready to run the line

Oh, Lou for sure line cook. Yeah. Oh, yeah for sure. Oh, he's definitely, Lou's got a bunch of goes, all right, I got a two dicks, burn them up, slap it around. Well, we have Chef Jacob. And then, Chef Lou. Oh, Chef, I'll tell you right now,

Jacob, I love Jacob the death. He's our furious manager. He's got manager, he's got manager making the schedule energy. Yeah, where I gotta be like, Jacob, I can't work Saturday morning. Dan the shift starts at four. It's this is you gotta be 15. I need you and your greens on the floor. This is not just a kid. Jacob. What? You can't do a Jacob, dude. I'm trying.

Are you trying to do Jacob? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Holy, we're you Jacob's. Just starts doing that with both start on. You do the Jacob. I don't like all of you doing jago. You guys make a photo. I'm so sorry to upset everybody. I don't like this one bit. Now we gotta get it proved by the big J in order for you to run this.

Guys, I think at ground level from fucking shovel to dirt, we should all buy a Benagans. Guys, I'm gonna tell you about. Also what I like about Benagans to willing to open in very dangerous areas. Yes. So we need to look outside the box. What's going on in Kiev? Huh?

Oh, you want to take a known international one? I'm saying, yeah. I'm saying right now, Jay, there's a war going on. You you cranes going through a lot. Maybe Benagons. Yes. Could be the thing. You need something to bring people together.

Isn't that doesn't it say that somewhere on the website? We be people at our families. We can add it. Here's where you got to put it. We have a dog shelter in the back. And then in a business park, a business building park in like a fuck like an after we make it. You got to make an afterwork spot. It's all the stuff is just like young women with like,

you know, curly hair and banana. We got to keep all the signage from the 80s on this. That's hooters. Benagons is like Applebee's. They put stuff on the walls. I don't know. I'm saying, but it's after work like the women and they're like business like suits,

but they're jackets off now. And they're just smiling and having fun with well dressed black men and white men getting along together. Everyone's business. Can we customize it a little bit? Every business thing. A lot of cocaine. Yes.

A lot of cocaine. I mean, guys, I didn't, the operation was gonna get off the ground without a little bit of cocaine. I felt a little left out. I was like, what's my job? Gonna be a single man, social media guy. Yeah. Now I'm gonna be that guy.

Oh, you're gonna be the guy who's, you always have your table and you wear a leather jacket brown a little oversized speed up though Right when someone comes to the table right and someone comes in and they're like hey they said I'm No, you know, I have like a sit no no no no no, it's more intricate What are we fucking getting arrested in two weeks? No, you got you tell somebody else Yeah, yeah, you're gonna get us kicked out a cut guitar You know you do this you hold up like you know you hold up like three he wants three

And then that guy goes outside and like down the road he gets it from somewhere we're not going to fucking jail for this shit you just supply Justin we gotta be careful with this launch of Bennigan's Maraka right right so I'm more of like a king I got I'm a facilitator guy guy the guy if we do this somewhere like Bolivia

I love the Bolivia. Or Nicaragua. Or if we go to Costa Rica. Yeah, somewhere where Coke is like big. We have it harvested right there, yeah. Why don't we just go to Medi-Ean, go to the heart of the source. Maybe, I want like a shantytown. Just have a fucking bed against this.

I'm like decked out bed against this. I mean, Florida's I mean DJs maybe multiple We gotta do a hotel district so it's like we're the it's gotta be you can't be a shanty town. No, it's gonna come No, I know hotel districts. You're right, but now Benagans were out of thing. I'm thinking 50,000 You're thinking of me. I'm thinking the after work crowd. So what I'm trying to think is like middle America Oh, yeah, like I hope it falls, You know, I make a well to do, but the women are working. I would love to bring back to Aurora of Benagans.

Aurora. Fantastic. Middle class working, business woman working, but successful business woman. She wears like shoulder pads. We're gonna, honestly guys, we're gunning for, we're gunning for Trish 88. That's what we're looking for

Maybe hit long aisle. Maybe you hit long island to do in Long Island. I'll do one of the North and one of the South In Long Island in those parks Those those business parks out there. How about Tomonium? What's that Maryland? Yeah, that's park that's well. Here's the thing. Yeah, we'd be in direct con competition with McGuuby sorry dog He's bloods in the water, but it's the water, but that is a business park. Yeah, but it's a little more of an industrial part. What about Sudan? I don't like the overseas ideas. I like to be I like the over I like the over you know what to be hands on in this place We just years just you're making a bit right now. I'm batting around the idea. Have you seen this price?

$50,000. And first of all, we, big Jim's going to kick in 25,000 on both the bottom. I'm pretty sure of that. I'm pretty sure, Jacob, we can lock that in for a good to go. Consider it done. Thank you. Um, so that's already, we only have to get, that's like five grand a piece. Some of it.

Come on, guys. Guys, real big thing restaurant conversions permitted We find a link and hold out restaurant. We put it in Benagans guys. I want to take a run at Apple bees I want to shot at this you want to go at them. I want to grow the Benagans. I want to grow Benagans to what it was Return it to a good better at what it was if you're willing to go to a sandy Crazy place of hostile environments. I like something on the wall like an ocean something on the shore But if I was walking through I was walking through the sandy desert hell that is the Middle East and I saw Benagons in the distance I would I would think I was having a was a mirage or something

No, and I got there and crushed a giant blue daiquiri. I've been like, yeah, this place fucking rocks. You, dude, you know where there's a great Benagons? It's the Follinus. Yeah. Yeah. It was, I'll be honest with you, it took some mortar fire.

Closed for a day. Their IE. Right open, right back up. Their IE, an IED popped. They didn't even miss their nachos delivery. Well if we're gonna go overseas. Can I put the script here and say not Benagans? Could we bet around now maybe doing a tilted kill if we're going overseas. I'm so excited about this. I just got so excited about this. I know you want to do a kill to

tilt a kill. You could take your franchise money that we make from Benagans and split it in there. I'm a Benagans guy. I'm really excited about the banagins. I enjoy that you want to work outside of it. I say you do it. I'm letting you know. Benagins, we got a shit make waves. Benagins is the brand that I feel comfortable. Don't you remember the excitement we had when we first started talking about this? Bring yourself back to that. I think tilted guilt could be great. Honestly, I would let you use our recipe for a royale. It's it's it's it's cost more cost more. On a crystal it costs more initially out here. Initial investment, eight hundred E seven. They're not going to let you take it to war zones.

You don't think? No. It says is there an international? Can you do an international tilted kill Christine? If you could, I just believe that Benagins can work better in Muslim countries. Well, the words are right. Words out because Benagans is thriving overseas. Guys, there's 10 in America, right? I don't want to, I know I just play a character on billions, but this is a lock. Invest in Benagans.

Is there any chance the one in Phoenix is going to open before I get down there? No, but when it does does I'll go with you I'd love to take a bed against I would love to get a nice desert sunburn in a cool cool fucking Zachary I believe that guy. Oh, we had batteries at the fucking you can have virgin Dackerie Oh, it takes the same as if they're have alcohol, but they have better actually have virgin So good you get peanut collada and strawberry next. Boom. At a band against. Yes.

In our Oregon throws this down. Yes. Can we serve the can we put a little adjustments on the menu if they don't we own it? Oh, we can put a little penache on it. But I will say, sure, we got to put our own fucking schmutz.

We're going to show you stop saying you're selling coax. Oh, loud because it's going to really affect the amount of money we can clear. This is just the business meeting. I'm not talking at the thing. That's a different thing. That's a different thing. That's a different thing. Dan. Sure. I'm talking now amongst us. Guys, the laundering is the thing that we can't say how loud. Yeah, so stop that. Yeah, stop that. There's just happens to be cocaine moving through a Benagot. I don't even know for us. I don't even know. For what you saying that. But no, we're not comfortable. We don't even know, dude.

We are just holding a place for afterwork mixers. Yeah. If there is a watch, you're a cop right now. You're asking your question. You may go ahead. I'm the guy with you think I'm the suspect. I asked me a question. We have a radio show of you saying that you're going to move cocaine through this band against. That wasn't me.

Who I've entertainment, dude. Why would you say it's not you it's clearly you just Oh the video is the character is the character is behind this is a character There's a performance no no perform what would you actually see you have to go just I don't think you understand watch how much You see willful I wanna go in with this crew in on a fucking restaurant venture and there's no funnier one Then opening a band again. You're right unless we we can get a tilted kill. You're off fucking like inserbier. You know shit. I mean you put a tilted kilton Serbia. That belongs to whoever the powerful man is in that region. No, we

could take him. No, but I'll go to my fire. Dude, I'll go to my safe right now. I'll pull my two gold nine millimeters like guys are gonna come in with one of those curved swords. I just noticed that Jay came back with a gold tooth, the gold cap tooth. He goes, oh you guys didn't see my two twin desert eagles? Hey guys, this is my doberman that I just keep with me and I always wear fur now.

If we could, yeah, we could dominate. If we, you know it'd be scary. If we really just fully shave down the whiskey boys and just made them go like, like, oh, the twin albino. Like two co's? Like two co's cousins? Yes, just wear droid robes, you and your brother. Yeah. Oh man, that was really fucking scary.

We will take over anything in surgery. They would think you have like fucking some magical Christian power. Oh yeah. Oh, you haven't met my two sorcerers, the twins. There's tenors of these boys returning. They're being cultured. He goes they want to, but it deals with Kirit. If we do not get this land, they say it will be poison. What do they want to put here? A Benicans. That'll be our five, dude. I like being there. I a struggle, a quiet power struggle.

I keep making my example, tilted kill. Dan keeps pulling it back to bed against me. I'm more bed against. I feel like everybody's pulling toward the bed. Guys, everyone knows it's bed against their bus. Well, I don't know, we haven't pulled the room at all. Jacob, do you know where the tilted kill is? It's a, it's a slot restaurant.

Can you give him a little taste of a tilted kill? Maybe a commercial for tilted kills. It's a slot restaurant. Jacob, can he please, can we give him a little taste of a tilted kill maybe a commercial for tilted kills it's a slot restaurant Jacob let can he please can we let him judge himself for slots Benagan's is for family black loose talking oh whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa that's the uniforms no show a commercial for tilted kills yeah delicious look at all these fake boobs why would you just go to you two why there's so many steps? Welcome to the Tadalcats Camp. What would you watch on Facebook?

Oh, he put me daughters out there to show their breasts. Oh, here. Turn it up. Oh. Oh, it's so cool. That's hilarious. That's the actual music of the minute. Damn, man, man, man, man, man, man, man. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

Also, that's very inefficient waiting. Are we going for actual profit? Oh, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, For sure Jacob's wait hear me up. Hear me out. We want it to floors for sure You're gonna be a part owner of this place. So think about location and Products were bringing I would go with Ben against for this. I feel like this is a failed Idea it's hooters, and it's uncomfortable like you can't bring your dildo if you bring your family there I don't I never agreed with this as a can I maybe turn your mind Kristen give me a commercial please for the twin peaks restaurant Shout out. We're talking themes You might open a strip club is is more yes great forward. That's crazy now in fucking, Fallujah Yeah, I'll see you there, dude. I'll be the Benagons with the line out the door give which we peaks restaurant Give me a little taste. Hey now good luck bringing these sluts to a country that was I thought a slut

That's a big gentleman talking about a restaurant good luck bringing these sluts to a country that that respects God Look at this restaurant fucking chop their hands Look at those giant screens with sports on them. Yeah, dude. I do love that she's a Tom girl. Welcome to the launch mentality. We're here at Twin Peaks. We're all number jacks.

Twin what? Dude, I went there on I went there on a night. I hope to say Antonio where I swear to you there was lingerie night for the staff. And I saw pussy hair of three girls who worked there and there were in your 11-year-old Mexican boys there Not working

Do you bring this up? Do you want this report? This just in a bunch of sluts are bringing beers more sluts more beers more sluts more beers twin peaks I mean, dude, you know this is a thriving it. This is big business for sluts more beers more sluts more beers twin peaks. I mean dude you know this is a thriving it this is big business for sluts. Okay so Jacob you say it's a failed idea but it seems to be thriving quite well. I bet there's more I promise you there's more tilted kilts than there are betting. 209,000 hits. They just hula hoop. They hula hoop. Good luck. Yeah there's hula hoop night there. I want to see a bed in commercial I'm not gonna What I don't want I'm the manager. I'm the house manager. I don't want to deal with the clientele. Okay, bed against what we're

Spectable your son's Benniggins. Why is that? Because I don't want to like Never agree with me ever once in your life. I don't want to look at the leg back I guess you're not a mean some fucking awful place I guess you're not a mean some fucking awful place Manaming we're not madame eating we're distracting people while Justin's those cocaine out of the back Jay we can do saying that hold on guys we can do that with delicious Affordable food in a place that you want to hang out. That's better. Yeah. I think you just want to open a strip club Yeah, I don't want to be sure

I'm gonna the liabilities involved in a club you can can take your listen, once we franchise out enough, and you've got cash coming in through seven. You haven't fought, I don't think what I've been saying about this at all. I think I'm all on Benagans, and I can be hands on in the States. You guys want to go to a wacky place. You can walk.

I said, if we're going overseas to a wacky place, open a tent to make it a thing that's like the story. Jay, demestically, we're gonna build out from Benaghan's then going in actual. Okay, so where's our first location? You're being so difficult. You wanna live in Barney? You pick it.

No, I don't wanna live in Barney. Jay, here's how you wanna take it, sorry. Jacob, please, say it. Jay, I have so much faith in the Bennington's brand. Uh-huh. You tell me where you want to start. Oh, you picked the town and I'll show you how we're going to build. That's why the music says the confidence of that. That's what I know. It's the brand through you. I get the whole thing. I'm one of those fucking towny towns still like a rockville center where people will just after work gather at fucking Benning. Let's go to

wrong concoma. I want to go to Benning, Ginza, Ron Concoma. I'm gonna meet you at the Benning, Ginza, Ron Concoma. Ron Concoma. Let's go out there. It's awesome. Let's beat some ass Get some hands to take some names dude. What's going on fucking fist bumps all right long and then you can We have like fist bump Fridays where we have theme nights, though. Can we do that with the DJ? Yes, I don't care cuz the product will be moving A and B Okay Once a little C wink

I'm skipping once and a little C I didn't wink You know if you are sell out the back I'm not around. I'm just juicing the books. Don't worry about that Once all our stuff is tested by the way once you do drop it in do you think you're gonna get fettin all out of us? No fettin adopt by the way don't waste time. We've already tested it. Yeah We wouldn't sell you anything that Justin wouldn't vacuum up his nose Justin and Lou are just fucking huffing it backstage. Yeah, oh, I don't know. This fentanyl make you run up a fucking wall like Gene Kelly,

because that's what DJ Lou just did. But once we get the money, then we start franchisein' out. Now we're international. Yeah, now we're national, now we're taking trips. We got... And mostly the whole job is just to move the stuff across borders, right? That's, I don't even know what you're talking about. But I'm... But check it move the stuff cross borders, right? That's I don't even know what you're talking about but I'm but you don't talk about it

You mean the brand of Benagans. Yes Taking the brand of Benagans And then one day I get fucking inner pull raining down on me in Glasgow Moving affordable fun food at good prices and quality? Yeah, why are people docking yachts to come to this manningan? God, people hate. They think they're here for drugs, they're here for mock duck.

Okay. People really hate to see other people succeed. Wow, dude, classic, classic. Sorry, white man is trying to open a business. Classic jealousy. Okay, okay, sorry, what up, minorities. So I'm trying to open a business classic jealousy. Okay. Okay. Sorry I'm not already so I'm trying to make good. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm just a white man trying to do good in this world somewhere Justin Sorry, get your duffel bag and look at the fuck out of here

Also put your switchblade away Lou get your sweet ham and your deep fried bread Hey guy come on one more blue Dackerie. Make it a double, Lou. Make it a double. And then Jacob, you'll shut the right off like cheers at last thing. You get to say I'm alone. You get to say I'm alone the last minute.

Oh, it's just we're just used to sell Coke over there. Let's take our first break. And really crunch the numbers. So let me make a few phone calls. Let me rob Peter to pay Paul and then you know I think we could probably get some licensing. Oh shit everybody we're hanging out with Justin Silver. It's the bonfire. You've been listening to SiriusXM's bonfire! New episodes every Tuesday through Friday mornings and full shows, always on SiriusXM!