The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Crying Swifties (feat. Justin Smith)

Episode Date: December 16, 2022

Hilarious comic Justin Smith watches Taylor Swift fans cry over lost tickets.

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Girl, you are strong Sassy Thursdays, you're so strong I watched this thing I was talking about earlier this week Impact, it's like an ABC News series So don't hulu It's also a shitty wrestling league And they had a... Not sure

They were talking about Taylor Swift breaking ticket master Yeah, it was like $93,000 for a seat or something. And they put out and a lady came on that news thing and put it down a warning to everybody. They go fix this Ticketmaster before Beyonce goes back on tour because the bay hive is not going to just sit back and cry like fucking the Swifties. So we should bring up videos of people finding out they couldn't get Taylor's with it's please Hours of entertainment is it a it's non-stop. They are Losing their fucking mom you just find compilations because they couldn't get tickets when they try and they're and they'll sit like

I have a sad amount of computer for 13 hours straight Jay what if you exercise to that instead of music? Just people crying about that. Got that. Yeah, yeah. You just, you have those yellow headphones in that go over your head. Yeah, and curl.

The old Sony walk. Yeah. The ones with the gray bus. You just go stick right in your ear. And you're just doing curls while girls are like, and then try to see, damn. You're the biggest swifty in New Zealand. Curls while girls are like Someone should make those

If you weren't able to get pre-sale for skankfest Please make a skank a chunk of sold out minutes. I saw that four minutes. I saw her back a trench tweet that out Congratulations Christine Yeah, fantastic, but like it's so funny. It'd be great to just show a bunch of dudes who look like me Who ate it for hours? I was gonna tell Shane that he rules I wanted to let Lewis know he's real ass I need a fat friends arm the punch. I was supposed to see Zach's car The little hive what's the

You guys the little hive was pretty pissed off. Shifters it's shifters that's Shane's fans is the shifty do that video of Pete Davidson going the Ellis goes. Oh shang Ellis. We're calling the Ellis goless. Hey who calls him that because now that's all I want to call the Ellis goes. That's it now. That clip. I do this so we all called the Oscars because skulls got everything awesome At what up BB girl was a chopped it up, and it's just a quick clip of Pete Davidson talking to Eli man is like and it's awesome because Pete's like Shane rules But then he goes Shane gals is so funny. We'll call him Ellis. Gellus and you're like yeah, well, you know what you just did Pete You just unleashed an a monster on poor shape. You just set Ellis to kill us up for the rest of his life being called Ellis killed.

Ely! He knows it's gay. He hates it. Oh my god. Every picture of Shane is just the worst picture ever taken of anybody. I fucking love it. Let's uh, did you find Swifties crying? No, I'm still looking for a good compilation of it.

Just find any, because I understand that meltdown as a young person loving something, but for it to live on the internet is, don't get that one back. Dude, this, this news series I watched, when Christine fell asleep one night, I watched a couple of them. The other one was three days with little Weezy.

And there is nothing funnier than hearing a mature little Wayne, still being just as stupid as he was when he was 13, but talking in like a, he thinks that he's talking low and slow. Then it makes him stay on smart. He's like, well, you know, with different things, I'm just come, you know, if you're gonna say it and you gotta be about it.

I learned that now when I was younger, I was, well, I think it's crazy about it. It is. I don't have my lean in that can't go. It all comes to a slow start. It's a car coming to a slow stop. It never back in. Yeah. Go play. Yeah, some of the turn that TV I didn't know. Yeah. Yeah. Go play. Yeah, some listed.

Turn that TV around so Dan can see it. I can see. What means angled wrong for no reason? It is to nobody. There we go. How come that one's gone? I guess it's never on. Yeah, that's just to show Andy Cohen's picture.

Let people know. No one's this shit. I didn't get Taylor Swift concerts. This is on Twitter and it's a lady. Yeah, turn the volume on It's over there on the right Started over doesn't make sense To the Taylor Swift concert and I waited in line

We're like six hours and now they're going for resale on stuff up. We're like $8,000. Going up that kind of money, but I just really wanted to take it. And that's me finding out when they pull the McRib. I was like, I'm running, I wanted to make room and I did the Thursday show and the show was pretty good. And I got high with the MC and he was like, I can take you to McDonald's and I try to order the grill. I do feel this way that when I'm on the road and find out late night there's nothing over. Oh, I should've just eaten at the club, but I hate their food so much. It's the shittiest menu frozen crap. I mean, lose me as...

In my day, you wanted to hide the fact that you were crying. Yeah. Now, you document it. Oh, all day long. There's gonna be a guy crying by the way too. For sure. Yes. Yes. Uh-uh. Uh-uh.

No. This is the wrong audio. That's me fucking around. Oh, oh, that's hilarious. What you gotta do is get- You gotta hit with the fucking Rocky. That was the video? Is this please?

Yes. It says, please do not buy any Taylor Swift concert tickets That was the video. This please yes Says please do not buy any Taylor Swift concert tickets if you are unable to do this. Oh, this isn't that's not somebody upset There's people at their upset When you had to piece out access code with Staring at a computer got kicked off the queue multiple times and had complete breakdown only did not get so Now there's great like people really freaking out The amount of times the Taylor Swift you should say Taylor Swift the amount of times the Taylor it was in there

That she meets people who are shaking while she meets them has to be terribly uncomfortable. The amount of time she meets someone and someone's like, I mean, it's touch you. It's always her trying to do regular things too. She goes, hey, I dressed in a ball gown, I'm here, I baked everybody cookies and people are like, you can't, I can't, I can't. I just scream in her face. Yeah.

She was admiring a game-worn Keith Hernandez. And I just came here to give everyone your pods. And they're like, Oh, you're a normal lady! They go, she's so regular. Sure, she's dressed like a steppered wife with a wife of a porcelain skin, bringing cookies to a bunch of handy-cap kids, but yeah.

Sure, she looks like she's posed over a piano. Here we go. Here we go. Oh, my God. I didn't put me back in the beginning. piano here we go here we go Slaubert She's talking right directly to her can I tell you right now we're gonna go back to the beginning of this I didn't cry this hard to my dad died. You shouldn't have I don't think I cried to start with my fucking I think I was like, yeah, you know I cried to get a little bit of some wet eyes But I was like Drillings But I did cry that hard what whole coke and lost all the warrior I know you did

If if we're being real if we're being real ones and that's what you really needed a dad to hold you through that moment. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh at that little sobber just like your dad Oh, man apple don't far too far from the tree you Anyway, click the timer You've heard of my backstroke, but if you see my hip stroke. Yeah, watch his your mom about my front stroke I'm gonna go swim laps. I'm gonna swim to the laps in your mom. What do you call it? He goes, by the way, she told me I'm not allowed to push off the headboard anymore. I'm gonna break the bridge. Joe banged your mom with a nose pinch.

You get a nose pinch on? Yeah, because you might if I spill a little chlorine, it makes me fuck faster. Those were my poppers or chlorides. He's giving me that. There's the stuff.pers or chlorides. Just give me the that. There's the stuff. Yeah it is. That's unnatural water. Dish, hit the bedroom. Call me Mark Spitz. Mark Spitz in my mouth. Gainers! Mark Spitz in my mouth. Mark Spitz in my mouth. I don't know. Ah. All right, here's the plate from again. Whoa! Holy cross!

And it put me back in the beginning! What am I gonna do? Dealer, I had it! I had tickets! And it went to the beginning of the queue! Oh my goodness! Oh! It's so here? Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. You're so unfair. Oh my gosh.

Dude, can I do a travel show where I play this for like kids in Syria? Where I go. This little girl didn't get to tell her something. And they go, I watched my mother be right in front of my father. As he was cute. There you go. I know, but this little girl can't go to see Taylor I am a general in the army. I am a child soldier Okay, let's go to Sudan

Mickey most are behind me He's one person I understand when I was a little boy. They gave me a rocket lunch And they told me I have to kill my village, but this is very hot for you I haven't black looped up a video of me doing an African accent. No, it's perfect That definitely won't be taking out a context and fucking had me drag for shit. Should I make a TikTok? Like a response to this stuff going like hey every hey ladies and gay guys listen? You know if you wait till like week of yeah, they're gonna start moving for face value Yeah, she's doing like fucking

100,000 stadiums you could probably find one like you'll get in you'll get in if you really want to go You'll get in also you know you're not gonna meet her her right yeah Well, just lady thinks she's talking directly to her Sorry, I'm not so I Play very good. Keep it going. I mean I want Taylor Swift to go rise Take the government over So we and then just girls with fucking long rifles just like this little was it her they did it about that? Insurrection was it her they did it about one of the cartoons or something about being a robot Not that in correction. Was it her they did it about one of the cartoons or something about being a robot?

Or no, they made it like a Miley Cyrus or something. It was like a robot or something. I don't know. No Taylor Swift dated Chris and then wrote breakup songs about him on Family Guy. Yeah. There's something where it was like one of these people was like a robot. It was the black me or thing. Yeah.

I think with Miley Cyrus, being like a robot girl. But that's like Taylor Swift. I would, that's the only person I'm like, this might be a robot girl, but that's what Taylor Swift. I would that's the only person. I'm like this might be a robot. There's just not she's just a machine of performance. Yeah, things and she just she goes into the mold of whatever. I think in that little Wayne part of the docu-series, I think he was like, I got to go cut a feature song. No, it was Avril Lavigne, he was talking about, but either way almost the same thing like Taylor Swift was like a girl singing singing Playing guitar on a stool and now she's like same thing you know thong up her ass and like for some reason a rapper is in the middle of the song

It doesn't make any sense dude these these women right here though are die hard. They will go to war for them Assemble I want her to be like swifty Assemblies that were from pencil that were here yesterday were were so upset when you were making fun of Taylor Swifties Yeah, they were they got tickets. They got it was a big deal those two head tickets. How What kind of performance do you put on? That you got to be like. Not a guy. You got people spending $12,000 to see you. It's like when I found out that the Chappelle tickets, you know, Neel and Muscoon on stage,

the Chappelle tickets were like $234 for like decent seats. Well, I'll tell you what's happening now. The bots and everything and the ticket, and the ticket resale was bottom all up. So it's hilarious if she did the concert tomorrow, it's gonna be empty. Or it's gonna be a bunch of guys. Yeah, we're a bunch of loan sharks.

Hey, and the fucking thing. I actually got a friend, he is Korean, put a little program in there that it filters in all the tickets to me, right? It is. Because where it's sitting right now was while these people are crying is so ridiculous, was it was bought up by people

who are not going to the concert. And then they're just immediately, like she said, it's already for $8,000. I think so they're just throwing fucking hail marries of prices now. No one, because they keep going, goes, well, even those tickets are $8,000. I've never heard a person say,

did you see someone bought tickets for $8,000? It's all how much they cost because they're just putting it out there to see who will do it. It's like super-objects. Yeah're just putting it out there to see who will do it. It's like super. Yeah, like the $93,000 tickets. Also, it's crazy. I wonder if her audience is like the Super Bowl where you go there and you're like, oh, this kind of sucks because it's all rich people that just want to be there instead of actually

enjoying the thing because they're not like fans. They're not like little girls. Like her audience has to be like she had to have hit a range of like, you know, girls going through puberty at a certain time at a certain age. Girls going wild. Girl, you know, like in the early, like 2013, like all the 13 year olds from 2013 are just like obsessed with her. And it sucks because I'm like, I hope all these girls get to go see her and have a fun

time at their concert. Because look how it says she dressed in the thing. And I don't give a shit by all means. Taylor Swift spread your gash. I'll take a peek. But I mean, it's just funny that this is not what her the thing was. And I remember people saying in that Christine saying years ago, she's like, no, but she's like, she writes her own stuff and she plays the guitar and all that.

And now she's just like, you know, twerking with her snatch out on things. Well, she put this song out called called Look what you made me do. And it's her becoming a pop star. Yeah. Great. So meta. Go play. You put a bag on. But this is when she became like, yeah, this seems like she went more into like the Madonna

realm of performance, the Beyonce realm of performance and like a wave from singer songwriter. Yeah. of performance, the Beyonce, Roma performance and like a wave from singer songwriter. Yeah, she's just, she's for the white guys who don't think they can handle Beyonce's fucking jelly, you know what I mean? To go, hey, Beyonce gives me Harper, do you know what I mean? Yeah, a little, a little spifty here. Do anything milder, you know, do anything else?

Because that's what it is, do I mean, like Beyonce, they're doing the same dances. Just, there's a lot of different body parts moving when they do them. I don't just nobody, anybody just me. Yeah, I don't get it. She looks like a girl that would have been so mean to me. Like, I just don't like her.

Damn. Dude, I hope we didn't laugh over that real reaction. I want that drop so bad. She looks like a girl that would be mean to me. Is, but I completely understand what you're saying. I want that drop so bad. She looks like a girl that do mean to me. I just play it whatever. But I completely understand what you say. She's like for the popular girls. I am not a popular girl. I am not for Taylor Swift. She is for a different type of girl.

You need someone with a piercing on their face. Yeah, dude. I need a bisexual. She's like a... I mean, she's probably bisexual bisexual now it's super trendy nowadays. Oh, she's definitely headed but a Challenger to but she's like she's good. She's definitely like good at what she does and I am a Madonna fan Like I'm a huge Madonna fan, so Now here's the part here. No, here's a problem. Madonna was actually provocative. Yeah, she's being fake provocative She's a machine is made of provocative.

Madonna were getting trouble for the shit she was doing. You're saying it's manufactured. Yes, completely manufactured. Madonna was like looking gay men. Yeah. Like during AIDS when it didn't have a name. Oh, she fucked black Jesus. That's crazy.

Yeah, I think she fucked. There's a rumor going around the Madonna. It's not a rumor they dated. Yeah, no, I think they fucked. Oh, they actually dated? That's like no. Daddy came, fucked there because there was a... Big daddy came, then a little ice.

I know, but, yeah dude, Madonna was like, fucking around with gays dudes when they didn't know what AIDS was yet. They're like, hey, this bathhouse shit's pretty nuts and she's like, I don't know. Yeah. She's like, I don't like you. Okay guys, we're like, honestly, honey, that's kind of fucking wild. Yeah, but he's like, let me lick you. Okay guys, honestly, honey, that's kind of fucking wild.

Yeah, he's like, come here. Cut yourself, I wanna lick it. I'm from Detroit. I'm gonna do a Pepsi commercial, but then I'm also gonna fuck a black dude in my book. I mean, getting that book, that, how many times people pulled me? How many times people pulled Madonna aside,

and they're like, yeah, right. Friends of hers that grow up in Michigan? To classic, classic stern bit of all time. And Jacob and DJ Liu guys know this for sure. Gary for some reason genuinely put a phone call through to a girl that he is vetted now and said it's Madonna's sister. And it's just a lady going like, yeah, no, no, no, no. You tell she's missing teeth and stuff.

And he talks further and he goes, and they just put on, they just let her talk. And while she's talking, he just talks over, he goes, I should fire Gary for thinking of it, because it's done as like, why she's like, and then when we went to school, Gary, you and you and me. I think I'm gonna fire Gary for this one particularly.

Why would I hire somebody that would allow this to get through thinking this is genuinely look at this These look like these screenshots look like a Batman's that one. I Looks like she's gonna threaten she's threatening Gotham City People Do you like him that man? What if I told you it was all mine? I'll tell you something. Everyone is hating on him, Madonna's thing here. I don't really, I'm like whatever, man.

She's just hanging on to her thing. We need to stop her. She's an old slut. She's taking all the cum of Gotham. I think Louis, what the fuck is she doing? She's like, what the fuck is she doing? I'm like, she's just trying to stay relevant. She's freaky looking.

She's just being Madonna. Her boyfriend's like 25. Dude, a guy just going like this with her, oh, knowing that it's all on the phone and the guy going like this, Jay, going. Hey, you lost some, while she rolls around without eyebrows. Yeah, here you go.

Her eyebrows are batshit. All right, we get it. Avatar page you wanted to do that. No, go back to Taylor Swift. What's the point of volume? Because I want to see what Madonna's. What's that, her boyfriend? Probably.

She's got like eight kids. Does she? Yeah. I only see that one always. Lordes. Lordes. And then she adopted like a like eight kids. Does she? Yeah, I only see that one always. Lordes, yeah. Lordes and she adopted like a ton of kids. Oh, she gave those back years ago. Yes, she was.

What's their turn policy on these? She's like, yeah, you guys remember what I had an African kid for a little bit? That was wild. What was the end of that? Did they go to do the end of that again? Because they went, blend see, aga. Is that it was? Yeah, do the end of that video.

The very end to go but then see haga Wow, I want someone to kick up that kick up that door and put two and both their chests. I don't know the world at all Yeah, I'm gonna use the world that look like an early 90s SNL sketch where I was too young to understand it. Where I was like, hey, is that like a, I don't, I don't, I just, I art. I don't get what this, what is this mocking? I don't get it. Balenciaga. She got rid of a variety of brows.

That new stupid thing. Oh, it's just back to the Taylor. So it's because there's no telling you there's some. I'm trying to get Taylor Swift to get his tailors done. I just show up. Just me wearing a wrestling shirt going, Taylor Swift. So here's a guy who's excited to get them.

I'll take the big one. Crank it. Let's play the deal, Dad. I'll take a peek at this. Crank it. Let's play the deal, Dad or Gay. See a Dad or Gay. Yeah. Gay. Yeah. I got it.

Oh, I got it. I got it. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Woo.

Woo. I got it. I got it. I got it. Woo. Jacob, it. I got it. Jacob, it's like yeah. Don't you dare. This guy's molesting. He was ever behind that camera. Jesus Christ. That was awkward as all hell. I'd be like, you know what? You should probably go by yourself.

Wait, wait. Christine, go down. Go down. I saw a good one. After that reaction, can you go to that concert by yourself? Right there. Kind of bummed out about your whole Thing It's you so much You know listen to this girl. No, I was saying to girl with the face Making the crazy face. This is positive though I

Was he mute herself Other noise a while a few days before leading up to the this like the concert tickets being going on sale It was all I heard women talking about like it was the biggest deal. I don't get it mean girls mean women Now she's done something there's something I'm sure I'm gonna stay for staying who you are There's just sitting over there going you fucking popular constipology Fucking DUI is leaving school Sexual boys having sex while boys getting going all the dances. Why they walk boys Fuck you. What's why they walk with a gap. Yeah, it's because their dads fuck a lot of dads fuck up Yeah with a gap. Yeah, it's because their dad's fuck them. Like, dad's fuck them. Yeah. What? I think all their dad's sex with them.

All their dad's fuck them and all they do is cut themselves. They don't even feel the pain. This girl looks like she shouldn't be into Taylor Swift. She looks like she's trying to take down this radio show. Yeah, she's Taylor slow. She goes, did I get Taylor Swift tickets? Oh no, no, no. Hi.

This leads to nothing Swift ever. Yeah. Oh, I fucking read that wrong. She's so funny. I didn't support for this. And before anyone else has the chance to say it, of course, I'm by her. I'm sad.

I'm devastated that I did not get tickets for Taylor Swift during the pre-cell today. However, what I'm more disappointed in is the lack of basic bucking human decency. If you were someone who went and purchased tickets to resell them for a major profit, or to go to the exact same show, literally same venue, same line up, everything, just because you wanted to, that is really, really shitty. That's not shitty. And you can see. If you're a fan and you buy tickets for both shows, that's fine. You're a fucking fan.

Good. To do whatever it is you want, I guess, to an extent that you're a real... It sounds like the beginning of an album. The way her voice was modified. You got a message. Okay, can I start now? Yeah.

And then you're just gonna hear like, wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Taylor Swift, I would use this as a drop in a song to start a song. Oh, yeah, for sure. I'd take talk of someone crying. I can't see. And I am still floored by the whole concept of crying, videotaping yourself crying and posting it. Because man, I was a kid that my nightmare,

the scene and trading places that he Murphy jail scene I live by yeah when they brought you in here and booked you you was crying like a pussy yeah yeah yeah yeah that's toxic masculinity no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Great art. You have to go deep into your room into a closet. Chris deep. Grab a screaming pillow. And you get it out of you. Can you use a little screaming pillow? You take that snake venom out of you and you come back out. Oh, Christine, go to it YouTube and look up

from that impact thing. She did it up yesterday. One of the people who's upset talking about it very seriously is a mountain of a lady. I mean, I don't know that this chair definitely doesn't have arms that she's sitting in because she is immense. And she just says, there's like,

I'm over here. I'm like, well, yeah, you have to buy four seats, lady. Can you believe we can't even get a full row? Yeah. I'm over here trying to get a bucket of muckerel. They said I can't sit on the stairs. Oh, wow. Sorry, your legs can move up and down those things.

And Christine is not about crying. It's about purposely videotaping yourself crying. It's narcissism. Oh, yeah, it's ridiculous. Remember we saw that girl when Harry Styles came out with his new album and the whole video was just her cry reaction to it. That was like before it became like every day. That was even better than it was just like similar when the Star Wars trailer dropped and the guy went, oh, okay. Oh yeah. Oh, okay.

When it's his Lucas films, right? Is his Lucas movies? Oh, no, she like, no, I think it's the girl busts out the fucking lightsaber and he goes, oh, that's part of my favorite noises. So fucking weird. It's so weird. And I loved shit.

I've got like, in the shit, really hard, but it never been like. I had I and a Franco played a song at the concert. This last time I went that I was so, that I made in the video, you hear me like, oh my God, I couldn't believe she was playing life too. Oh, was that it? Oh And now back to the bonfire with big J. Ogrison and Dan Soder welcome back to the bonfire series

XM Fetch talk 103. I'm Dan Soder. That's big J. Ogrison full crew in obviously on a lost tapes Thursday our guest Special out on YouTube right now now Justin Smith coming to hang out what's up buddy how are you guys Oklahoma City's finest I'm telling you man I'm trying to I'm trying to get ranked up I'm trying to get that list. Yeah coronation out now on his YouTube channel so make sure you go check it out what's a coronation again it's like for a king it's when the crown of king got you are you calling for a king. It's when they crown a king. Got you. Are you calling yourself a king of O.K.C.? I mean, I don't feel like that's a hard thing to do in comedy, especially.

Well, they got the Tulsa King now. I thought it was a 15 year old Hispanics birthday. That's a Quintanero. Ooh. That's for a lady. Ooh. Or is it a Quintanero? Do they have a Quintanero?

Quintanero. Quintanero. Is there like a... Dan. I have a sex trophy with a Hispanic. So I Think I know how to say kids daughter. Your daughter has Latin blood. Yeah, she's got an abuela I remember not giving her one of those because I told her you should play more to your white half Go juu-sides

This is not gonna help you down the road The bot mitzvah and we're already much past that yeah, well you want you want to have a kids in the air and have fun selling oranges on the side of the road with your mama. Bot mitzvah, I could have given you an envelope of fucking money. Um, uh, it just good to have you here, buddy. Dude, it's so good to be, it's been so long since I've been here. I mean, this is one of my favorite shows. I literally listen to you guys when I'm on the road and I'm traveling.

I'm, I get the podcast up and I, it's like, it's like keeping up. I feel like I'm in the room with you guys. It's always, it's always fun. Are you still on the road and I'm traveling. I get the podcast up and I, it's like keeping up. I feel like I'm in the room with you guys. It's always fun. Are you still on the road Nate? Yeah. Him and his space pants. I mean, dude, it's infecting me. Like I've started to buy, I define different brands,

obviously, Travis Matthews not banging into the four and five X range. So I have to find a bigger brand. That's not racist, whatever it is. Sizes. I love Nate just being, I like, went and saw him in Newark in his backstage. He's like, I'm gonna have some quick food

from this lovely takeout place and go do a fuckin' 6,000-seater. He's fallen into being wealthy well. Yeah, he did it well. You know why? We never realized this. Nate's taste when he was just poor and weird, match up weird with a lab like an eccentric

rich person. Sort of yeah, yeah. Like he has to put down his paper and be like I'll have a mustard sandwich please. You know what he is? He's blank check rich. Anyway that child in the movie blank check. Like I'm sure Lara had to shoot down him putting a water slide from his bed to the dude probably. She says we can't do that in 80's why not

We went to the show. Yeah, we went to the beacon show. Oh, no, I was that time I was on the road Josh go to that maybe But yeah, it was funny when we went to the thing. He was like gay went and bought a mega watches today Yeah, it's like a bunch of watches in a bag Yeah, he's gonna be McDonald's and he he's being McDonald's and now it's fancy watches. I mean, that experience was crazy, because I've never been there like, no, no, no, no, like we're sitting amongst like,

like very expensive watches, and go, no, no, no, no, we're gonna go upstairs. Oh, really? They took us upstairs and I was like, oh man, I don't think, I don't think I got the, I mean, I don't have the shoes for this. Like I had dirty, grimy New York shoes, you know what, I'm like, oh man,

I actually don't want at least leather. That's a different kind of thing when you go into a store and sit with a person at a desk. Yeah, would they meet you? It's a different kind of world, yeah. I've been with successful friends of mine and people meet you there. They greet you at the door.

Really? Yeah, you don't have to talk to these fucking plebians. Well, here's how baller was, when he bought it, they gave us all a bottle champagne. Like, we were just hanging out there, like, yeah, you guys got to celebrate. And they're like, y'all too. And they're like, wait, what?

What? So it's crazy what you don't realize is, sure the brand of watch makes a lot of money. But that salesman just paid his rent with that commission. So he's like, you guys want stuff? I'll suck your dick. Thank you so much. I get to stay in my two bedroom this month.

When I looked at Louis Vuitton Bag one time they really when they think you're gonna do it, but I also get like I had to Say I'm definitely in the market for this because when you first I walk in looking how I look They are right away like Because we don't have a public bathroom sir I'm looking at a bag and they go, are you now? To change in energy, the change in energy. I remember when I bought, the last time I bought a TV, I went in to PC Richard and son and they were just like, can I help you? You know what I'm just like looking at TV.

We don't sell tube TVs anymore, sir. Sorry, we don't have the handheld that you wind up. And this guy, I was like, yeah, what's up with this, you know, this like Sony and he's like, this one? And I'm like, yeah, I'll take it. And immediately he just goes, hey, oh, so what's, what are you there? So this is a Lamborghini of television.

You're probably looking for more of a Vizio. I think you want something that's up in the corner of a barber shop. Yeah, you might want more of a Habachi or whatever that other one. I don't know if you're gonna be able to do that. Need extra screen protection. Yeah. I'm sure you throw tools at your television, sir.

But they immediately, when you buy it, they're like, I had so good to see it, you know, and if you're just mad, it's so gross. I fucking hate it. Because they probably were like, if you guys walked in without an introduction or anything, they're probably like, and it, because Nate still looks like you could be like, I don't know. I'd say something the first time, me and Dan, we don't even think that we

just dealt with this. We went to go by a Vecchio and his birthday present. Oh yeah. 50th birthday. The first lady, the first time we scoffed at a price of something being like a little ridiculous for what we were getting. It was, I mean, she was almost looking past us and she, we were like, how about the other change? She was like, yeah, it's there. And she was like, kind of doing other things. She goes, yeah, and she, even down in a wire, she kept forgetting what we were getting because

it meant nothing to her. She was like, yeah, this piece of shit. All right, yeah. Real fucking, yeah fucking move real product. You fucking did. I mean, it's up. Imagine that you just want to hand you a quarter and be like, I don't know, there's the machines outside.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And by the way, it's smash a penny. You fucking idiot. Here's an MTA card. Why don't you guys go to Coney Island and see if you can win one. It wasn't cheap, even sort of, but it was, the fact that we weren't buying, and it's not a shameful thing to say, that we weren't buying a $2,000 chain

to put this like pendant on for him, she was like, oh, I thought you guys were players in the game, but never mind, you could probably just put the pendant on a shoelace if you wanted. This is still a lot of money. Dude, I like the idea of just Nate going in and being like, can I have all your watches? And they go, I don't think we can do that.

He's like, well, that's what I want to do. I mean, they were, they were trying, they were pitching heavy. They were, they were, I feel like they kind of read him in the room when they were like, all right, like, because that good Southern boy, they're like, hey, this is what the astronauts wear. Like true, flooded, American, or heroes. And he was like, just to watch him like perk up and you're like you're like I look over at Travis

He's a tour manager. I go I go. Oh this story is getting him like you can just feel it like he just it was just he's Mom was from standing up and so I'll take three and the guy goes George w bought four I'll take five This one was worn by a Navy seal that killed Ben Lawton He goes Robert so the I forget the, oh, Rob or no, that was the guy's name, right?

Rob or no, Rob or no, Rob or no, they're like, they never thought they had no the name of the guy, they're like, who did Bradley Cooper play in American's night?

That guy, and they go, I love it. I love Bradley Cooper. He goes, no, you know what, I'm saying Bradley Cooper played a guy, I don't get it, but I'll buy it. He goes, no, you know, I'm saying Brad the Cooper played a guy goes, I don't get it. But I'll buy it. Just we both J and I both know Nate's tasted music is

Caught. Yeah, it's cosmic Boeing. He just likes whatever's playing during Caught. But he particularly likes Taylor Swift, which I haven't. Didn't think about till this moment. For show I went to it. For show I did in Nashville was me, Keith Alberstadt and Nate at Zaini's on like a Wednesday and we went to the country music Hall of Fame because Taylor Swift had a new Like split really a tail. He wanted to go see a Taylor Swift exhibit. Yeah, I just know I like seeing all the outfits I thought it was so crazy. You see so many suits in one place that have yelled the N word I was like look at all these look at all these jerseys of racism.

I know, I love seeing it though. He got Nate's, he bought all cross your legs of the knee pants. Yeah, he likes, he likes having a smoke screen as long as he's like, well, is it their efficient? He's like, or like with the thing, he'll go like, he'll go like, oh Harper really likes Taylor Swift. So we're gonna go.

Oh yeah, yeah. I've definitely got tickets, right? Yeah. I mean, Nate's on high now, dude. Nate, probably you were, we were joking about like, oh Harper really likes Taylor Swift, so we're gonna go. Oh yeah, yeah. I bet we got tickets, right? Yeah. I mean, Nate's on high now, dude. Nate, probably, you were joking about like, oh, we could probably call. I bet Nate. Oh, Nate's a phone call.

Cause what'd she do? He's performing at the same arena. Is he? He's probably a bridge stone. Yeah. She's doing bridge stone. And it's like, and it's like, and it's like, and it's like,

oh, is she doing stadiums? So she's doing where the Titans play. Yeah, she's on stadium, dude. Sorry, that's fucking low fucking Nate get out if he were playing if you were playing her Nate if they were playing in vandert if she was playing a Vanderbilt they could probably open for yeah Nate goes it would be pretty cool to switch he's saw me do my thing I mean it's kind of crazy he's he's on he's on track to sell more tickets in

the Vanderbilt football team, which is crazy. That is hilarious. Good win for Nate. Do you have more videos of people freaking out? So we were watching videos of people freaking out not getting Taylor Swift tickets. Also, you live in Nashville. Before we jump off to someone else, the other thing I love about Nate also is his naivety to all of it. So he's very good around celebrity because I think almost all of them have to be explained to him and it doesn't hit him right away. Unless they went to the university of the year. Because they went to Vanderbilt and played sports.

I don't know, he's like, yeah, Joe Walsh is like a buddy and I'm like, they get cars from Eagles. Yeah, it's like, name one other band he was in besides Eagles. Yeah. Well, I remember it's weird that the people he doesn't even fathom, like we were in Vegas and, you know, I'm like a hip-hop guy. I see Johnny Deng walking in the casino and I like flip out because like he's like a Houston like legend.

Sure. And I'm seeing him and I'm like, oh my gosh, and I'm like Nate, dude, this Johnny Deng is like, I don't care. He couldn't even, I go, no, no, no, like, you know, he grilled shut, like he put grills on the map and he's just like, I don't, I don't care he couldn't even I go no no no like you know he grilled shot like he put grills on the map And he's just like I don't know he would do I feel like they would do it if you were like that's method man He go From the Wu-10 clan. I heard of that. Oh, man. We can did he play ball at Vandy?

Did you go for two touchdowns one game? I think he was a water see yeah, so we were finding videos of Taylor sad not getting Taylor Swift to get to. I mean, that's all this in real time. I mean, my girl, this happened to. So she cried. Yeah, well, she was just like, she melted down. I just don't get it.

I just want to see an artist perform and you're like, this is, this is like hard. It's like, it's hard to watch. I'll tell you what, dude, you get Nate to find a way to pull that trigger on your behalf to get your girl into that concert. Yeah. Good broad, dude. Yeah, that's it. That girl is going to oh you. And then tell her that you spend $30,000 a piece on them. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Really make her feel shitty about

the last thing. I mean, the last thing I did was a tire rotation. I hate to tell you how relationships work, but it's all about crushing the other one's spirit by making them think you are better than them and they don't deserve you. Jay and Christina are in sort of a Spartan relationship. It's based on war and brutal. Every night we have a spear and a sword and we just fucking will conifer every other in the living room. They miss their missus Smith at every night.

Just the second references everywhere. Yeah. Let's watch some of these videos. I have when I was looking for gay guys Yeah, let's watch some of these videos. I have when I was looking for gay guys reacting, there are a lot of gay guys reacting to Taylor Swift, but not necessarily to not getting tickets. Okay, with both of those things though. Whatever, that's evergreen.

We'll go back to the girl, so it might be a couple of great ones. When Queens of the Stone Age goes on to her I'm gonna fill myself trying to buy tickets. Oh, you should cry. Why do you get him or don't? That's what I'm gonna do I'm gonna see if he plays my god is the sun Joshua if you can see then I'm gonna see you I'm gonna see you are the man's performing arts center in Philadelphia.

Yeah. Wait, what's the way to the end? I'm gonna rock ass with you. Yeah. I told my husband I bought Taylor Swift to get for $900 each and he was his reaction. Oh, she's, this is not good. Sneaky, sneaky.

Yeah, that wasn't good. I know there's more, there's hundreds of these things. Emily he'll are trying to get tickets. I think they're all Emily he'll are trying to get tickets. Getting they go for it. Oh, I was, I was really mad when I, when I, when I, the soul thing started happening, I didn't realize, I mean, I always knew she I the soul thing started happening I didn't realize I mean I always knew she was a big star but I didn't realize the level that she's selling tickets I was like I was like oh yeah she's probably just doing that thing where she's

playing like a moderate size theater and everybody's flipping out because there's not and they are like oh no no like she's doing she's doing improv blocks our weekends at stadiums and you really yeah Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

That's what that's what's so crazy. You know, like five. She's doing a comics road schedule. She goes. That's a Thursday through Saturday. I'm at a Gillette stadium in Boston. He goes, I got tickets for that. He goes, what?

Seven or the nine. Yeah. They're going to clear a stadium. Yeah. Cause we're going to turn around. And there is a two drink. We got to turn this place over guys. If you win mind, pay your bills quick.

You know what? I was kind of an idiot and did checks around 60 minutes in the performance speech, or I was trying to break it down with all the energy. We had to get 85,000 checks. Yeah, they go, oh man. Also the POS systems down. We got to do it all by hand credit card. You said, what, Jacob? I think she's's doing I think she's doing four nights at giant stadium

I mean it's that's what I thought I I mean I legit was like I thought it was one stadium a night That's what I thought but she's like I mean she's doing it we and you're like well She's just I've now I feel bad because it's like she's doing everything she can one of my favorite bill I'm telling you I would just drive there night of confident that I would get in the doors of that place. I don't know if I think I said this recently, but one of my favorite Bill Hicks lines of all time

is when he's talking, he's like, it's one of his not so popular albums and he's like, I can't sell tickets in my own country. Meanwhile, they're draining the ocean to build bleachers for care at times. I think that would take us to this. But they're like, they're draining the ocean to fucking build their more area. She's like, yeah, they got to do only her shows at national parks now.

That's the way the place can fit all these people. It's like Woodstock just for her. You've got to play Central Park next. Like Garth Brooks style. I guarantee. Who is another Oklahoma, by the way? Just want to drop that one. Is Chris Gaines also?

Oh, or is he from Texas? So, let's twist on the character Yeah, look she's doing three nights in Nashville at the stadium Nissan stadium damn Friday Saturday Sunday, dude. She really is working like a comic and look she's off Sunday She's doing weekends dude Philly Philly Damn dude Gillette Gillette Filly. Damn, dude. Gillette, Gillette, Gillette.

Yeah, so it looks like it's free. She's doing Friday, Saturday, Sunday, every city. Oh, that event is selling fast, Trent, June, 3rd. Can we see what tickets cost, please? Put me down for two. And let's go to that. I've never even seen purple as a problem.

You know it's funny. You know it's funny about this? Is that like a... Yeah, one 10, section one 10's pretty nice. But even $2,400 ticket? But I saw way less than that. There was some like 700s and shit. And by the way, it's a lot.

But at this point, it's almost like the thing. What took charge so much money. I'm taking, I was looking at tickets. Do this real quick, Christine. Go to, go to, watch this. Go to the fucking Sixers Knicks. I'm taking his bell too long. I'm waiting to buy tickets in hopes this will go down,

but it might not, because it's Christmas day, but still the Knicks are like whatever. Yeah. Sixers haven't really caught fire just yet. Yeah, you guys aren't dead, but you're not the top of the East. No, now they're playing fucking they're killing teams now. I love that I just struck your fandom You know like actually what they had really have been doing and he's got two three really been doing actually recently and Beads got two three games over 50. Yeah, pretty impressive. I do that. I'm doing that now with Brock party where they're going like

Hey 49ers, you know, like that rookie quarterback. He's pretty good. Go to 108. 108's where I would sit Was there isn't there a thing where anytime a movie is released about a franchise that franchise does better for the next two to three years Oh, yeah, because now they have the movie hustle is all about the 76 years. Yeah, so like now they got to like I don't know You're right because that Kurt Warner movie really isn't about a Franch underdog But you see what I'm saying like to sit in the back of the first section is like $600 right now and that's like Tickets that's wacky. Yeah, I'm trying to get I mean dude I heard you know cuz I think I said, but Katie's family's all from Boston and like we play rock-a-league on a chat with like,

or how do you say you have to go see new kids in the block every year? We have to go make, we have to go make pills. And if you talk about new addition being from Boston, they don't want to hear it. They go, what the fuck are you talking about? They're from Dorchester. It's like summer just outside. They're from fucking, they're not from fucking Boston. Yeah, the night boys. Yeah, yeah. Jordan and Jonathan are just outside. They're fucking, they're not fucking Boston. Nah, the night boys. Yeah, yeah. Jordan and Jonathan are from here. They're fucking nice.

Night boys. But we were, a couple of them went to Bill Burr at Fenway and they said like tickets for Burr were like 400 a piece. And you're like, that's wild. And how did scalping become so legal? Like how is it not better? Because they do it, Because they do it themselves. So ticket master just releases half the tickets

and then puts the other half immediately on there. They don't buy them and resell them. They just go, okay, these are what Taylor Swift wanted to charge. Basically, this is what she wanted to charge for them. So you're gonna sell a bunch of, and then here we're already doing like the front rows of thousand bucks.

Like just doing out of the gates. Stuff hub is the same. They just call the prices. I go that Seeky for every game and it's like, it's amazing what it'll draw. Those tickets, those five, what I'm hoping for, it might not happen. I might just kind of have to eat the shit on it.

But like, those I'm like, they of Michael down to like, two something, a piece, those $500 tickets. It's gonna make it down to two something. Because people, but that's almost even more of a down to like two something a piece. Those 500 hour tickets. Yeah, it's gonna make it into two something. Because people, but that's almost even more of a tell of like you're trying to fuck people so bad. So bad. Yeah.

We're doing that with apartment buildings now where it's like an apartment building will only release half of its apartments and it drives the price up. So as like they don't, they just don't release because like in charge more if the buildings half empty. Sheesh.'t even and they just wait and as the populations grows in the city, we're doing this in Nashville now. Oh yeah. As the population grows, they just slowly trickle out like a morphine drip. Yeah. Just apartments and they just keep charging the same rate. To greed first demand is such a weird thing. Exactly. They said it. Nate told me that as well as

Lucy and everybody down at the Zane's down there, which is like, oh yeah. Now it's like, I would have said two years ago. It's like move here because it's cheap to live down here. They go in Aint anymore. No. Like they see everyone coming and like houses are going like $300,000 houses. Now they're going like $800,000, right? I mean, they want to be in that industry's growing like crazy down there. So you have artists moving there. I think Nate's house is already appreciated like in a value heavy. It happened in San Francisco, then it happened in Austin, and then it happened in Denver.

It's happened in like everyone. It's going to happen big right now in like Inglewood. We drove around the SoFi stadium. What do you move, what? Inglewood, all of South Central is now the Sofai stadium and the same people that did the Kodak on Hollywood Boulevard is coming into Sofai and putting like a Louis Vuitton store. Oh, that's shit. Dude, when you fly over so fast, it is a really nice neighborhood.

When you fly over, it should say move out now, blacks. It's just stay on top of that stadium. We got whites from other places walking in. That's where Napoli is. It's literally such a bad neighborhood. And this stadium looks like a space station. It's so it's so it's literally such a bad neighborhood and this stadium looks like a space station. It's so modern. Maybe you lived in Carson by the Home Depot Center. Oh, that's what it was. I didn't know.

Yeah, that's where we saw the Eagle Carson. There's a tea on the end of that word, idiot. Because they uh, home to pot. Right? Because when I remember when Nate moved out, he'd be like, he'd be like, yeah, living in LA and then he's like, go south from the airport. You know, okay. That's where I ate, lived like where I'm from. He lived in the South Bay. Oh, really?

Yeah. Damn. Yeah, but it's drive flying over. It's pretty fucking crazy. Go to the gay guys reacting to the music itself. Because gay guys flipping out over girl stuff is so funny. Or just getting into lyrics being like, what did she say? Oh my god. Well apparently one of her love songs was written by a gay man and that's a huge deal.

Oh my god. What's also funny about that is I remember what's funny about this is that the black guys the top. Well there. There was like when Beck won album of the year, a couple of years ago, he beat Beyonce and all the B-hive people were like, she's fucking a better musician, it's not even fair. And then just one black dude who was a music teacher at a high school went, hey, it's pretty crazy if you look at the credits because Beyonce knows head over like 85 writers for her album and it was just back. Like, Beck did everything on it, he had a band or whatever, he wrote all the songs and he made them and Beyonce had like a fucking an orchestra of writers that were coming up.

So it's crazy in there though. I think Beyonce's ever sitting in a pool going like, you're the only one. No. I don't know. I foolishly, yes. Foolishly, yes. If you want. If you want. If you want to be.

If you want to be. Foolishly, I thought that's what it was. No, Jay, that's my rhyme. Since private. When I found out Larry the cable guy had people, like comics, we knew, feed him jokes, or like other comics. Here he is. I know you hate hearing.

Crushes me. And there's that one always does crush me. We were like, oh man. And I worked. But now it's a great excuse for why I'm not as successful as I'm going to go like a T-Rider and I don't do shit like that. I write my own shit Well, that would that was weird when I would see like when I started working in comedy clubs And you'd see like a famous person would come and drop in and there'd be like three people in the back writing stuff down taking notes For them rock and a shadow rock and roll choose stories there on the side with the tragic history of Pan Terra. That's a 42 minute video. We drink in that at some point

this week. That is a tragic story. And they're back on the road though. We got to get tickets to that. But that Metallica show for sure. Night one. Did you see the that's an opening? Did you see their first performance? Them coming out. It's goose bump. If you could find a good copy of that. Because Vinnie's dead too, right? It's Charlie Binanti from anthrax on drums, Zach Wilde on guitar, which looks awesome and Rex and Phil. But dude, I got Goosebumps watching like the first show. It's just the opening of it.

I'll just never forget doing hyenas in Dallas and they're like, if Vinnie Paul was here and then he left, I was like, that happened to me. That exact thing happened to me in Kansas City. I went, oh. I'd stand for the sons. Vinnie Paul came and left. I go, he didn't like my company. It's also like, hey, like, wouldn't you want him,

like, I came to your show and I had the opportunity. I would want to meet you. You're like, what did I do a joke wrong? Like, you're like, why didn't he want to stay? Yeah, you're just like, yeah, he, yeah. You had it back before, Christine. Guess you're just not as cup of tea. No, I'm here like like no well fuck I only thought

Pintera had for all yeah Um, and Tara's opening from Metallica shows. Yeah, first show. They're doing different openers every night What's it's them and another band first night in five finger death punch another band the next night? Yeah We take a step first Different set list every night. So we gotta film ourselves getting Metallica tickets and if we don't cry. What, Chrissy?

Is it Matt Wife? Yeah, yeah. Play this though. Cause skip ahead a bit because. Is this like a goodbye tour? No, they're coming. That was a comeback. Oh, okay.

Cause Vinnie Paul died. And so obviously, Dimebag was murdered. Right. Well, I feel like a I got a couple seconds you know give him the oomph when it kicks in hold on doing let me watch Christine watch Zach Wilde oh yeah I love a slide down our chair I love him I lost all my videos I took of him playing damn he's Jack dude he's on gear he looks great he's on gear that guy's on rules I'm telling you he looks like thinner and like and more jack than he does like on gas digital by the way

He's got a podcast on the He's an SDR like a lot He rules do yeah him and Ralph are friends. I guess yeah, they are And he's just really he's always funny comes in he talks shit. He's kind of a goofy got like wait. Oh And Phil sounds awesome That's awesome. Yeah, dude. We gotta go see Panter. That's awesome. That big screen, the way they're doing it, kind of like the way that Rage Against Machine did it.

Zach Wilde had one of my favorite, I forget what Jim TV shows it was, but it was an interview show. And he's just drinking a Heineken and he's kept going next question and he drank you back. That's stupid next question. And I like that. I was like, the guy's like, he drinks Apple juice or water out of a solo cup so it still looks like I Love that dude. You know what I did when I was in Houston at the improv they had Styrofoam

I felt like I was drinking lean dude. It's so great I was up there with a couple water, but I was like I'm Did you double stack it to now? I just got one. Oh, did you got a double say that's like the condensation? Get some in the back and you got the two things because the trick used to be with ice coffees from Dunkin Donuts Was you'd get a medium ice coffee and then you get a large styrofoam and put the medium ice coffee in the styrofoam And it stayed insulated changes life change my life and then they stopped fucking Dunkin Donuts Went all lip-tard started these and stopped using styrofoam. What's happening in Sonic 2?

Cosonic is a problem. That is the styrofoam restaurant. Yeah We we when I moved here and I was here, like, we went to, we found one and we were like, oh my gosh, we're gonna go. Yeah, there's one in Hasbrok Heights. And it's, they give you plastic cups. Fuck, and you're just like, it doesn't even taste different. Like, I, I literally took one sip and I dumped it out.

I was like, no, no, no, I can't do this. I can't do this. Can I get long for Styrofoam? Yeah, I'm shot. Oh, I can, shut up. I can go now. There's a trick in all the water that's easy. Yeah, like to make little, make little difference. That these are the two that they're gonna have to fight for I leave a little chew bites in it. I love it

Styrofoam box bring it back bring back Styrofoam coolers bring back Styrofoam cups I'm gonna buy Styrofoam online and just walk around New York and Styrofoam Cup You're gonna sell it like ivory like have a black have a black market for it. Yeah, dude I'm gonna fucking flex on these hoes with Styrofoam. Jay, who did they perform with? Because when we saw them on Shiprock, Charlie Binanti. Charlie Binanti. Rex, and it was like a bunch of different guitars.

We're up there. The most mega-disk. It was exact, right? No, no, no. He wasn't on that trip. Um, but yeah. Seeing them perform is something else. I'll do it's gonna be great.

Pantera, shit. That fucking flew by. We have to let Justin go. I mean, as a fan of like hip hop and stuff, like I love hip hop and I'm not huge in rock and roll, but like anytime I go and see a rock show, it's always amazing. They're all, like you can just see like,

oh, these guys are fantastic musicians. Hip hop shows, rarely great shows. Yeah, they're hard to go, hard to see live because it's like a podcast with everyone talking over each other. It's just not clear and you're like, I didn't even get what that person was saying. Whereas like, you can go to a rock and roll song

and everyone's got, everyone's part of the same thing. There's no ensemble to it. That's the thing. So it's just a person and a thing. So if there's not a crazy amount of shit happening around it It just is sort of a boring show because I watch the Kendrick live from Paris and he's by himself and that works really well And you know like when Kanye and Jay-Z would do the watch the throne tour It worked really well because they each had their own verses to do and there wasn't a height man there who's like I remember I saw bust the rhymes and it was just his height man who's great dude

I'm telling you I but he stole the show when I saw the bus the rhymes. I was like I just want to get busted shut the fuck up Rhymes fucking When we yeah, and now and now he's following up stage smoking cigars is he really is your You never see that video where he was he was with some other dude and he was just he's gotten Chubbier I don't want to throw stones at the fam. Yeah, no, he got a super jack. He's a fat fuck Well, you got to forget he he got super jacked and then let go never got super jacked Buster rhymes never got super jacked. He was always like skinny shredded really yeah 100% Oh am I thinking a met method man guy, Jack?

Method man and red man are both getting jacked. Method man is yoked. Yeah. Him though. But no, no, but. Shut your mouth. Buster rhymes, Buster rhymes fell off Earth for like six, seven years and came back fat. And he's still like a chubby, but he performance wise, dude.

He was the best, best of that night, Wu Tang and, uh, and Nas. Well, let's go. Like far he stole the show. I mean him wrapping at that speed. He's like, that's not, you know, you can't sustain that. It's like screamer, like screamo rock and roll. You're like, did you can't like, I was, I grew up Christian, so like under oath was like our, like, look, we can do, we can do rock too, you know?

But like, as I lay dying was a Christian band, and then that guy, I shouldn't have his wife murdered. Oh, you know, but like as I like dying was a Christian band, and that guy I shouldn't have his wife murdered. Oh, you know, sometimes we all fall short. Look at the biggest perfect. Yeah. And that's what God teaches us. Coronation, the special out now on YouTube, go follow Justin Smith at Justin Smith, OK, see on Twitter and justice with comedy on Instagram.

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