The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Damn! (feat. John Popper)

Episode Date: February 17, 2022

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I'm Dan Soder and I'm Big J. Ocerson and welcome to the Bonfire podcast. You can hear our full show every day on SiriusXM. Go to SiriusXM.com slash Bonfire for a special offer. And now the Bonfire with Big J. Ocerson, Dan Soder. Faction talk, SiriusXM103. I'm Big J. Ocerson, that's Dan Soder. The gang is all here. What am I holding on for?

Crack your back. Me? I was just being autistic. What was that? Just pulled my sweatshirt forward, because it was coming back up. Oh, okay. The motion was odd.

I was like, ugh. Dunk it down low. Ugh. You know, I'm just eating ordered food from a new place just today. And I gotta say, I become a creature habit quick You know, I try something new. I don't love it. What was the place? It was called my bellies dreams or something like that my bellies playlist

My bellies playlist I loved it. I'm out. It was fine name alone. I'm out They didn't I sharey shall it than a gripp I Appreciate it you want me to throw a coke your eyes? Yeah, see see what I mean I'm not gonna do I never do it, but do you see what I mean appreciate it. You want me to throw a coke cereal out of that? Yeah, if you can. See what I mean? I'm not gonna do. I never do it. But do you see what I mean? Don't you want me to do what you said that?

What did you get? What did you get? What did you order? It was called Inside Out Grilled Cheese and roasted tomato soup. How was that? Fine. Did you dunk your grilled cheese in the tomato soup?

Of course. Man, that sounds so good right now. It wasn't great though. Oh, although here's the problem Never had a better grilled cheese than I make myself really I think everyone probably feels that way I don't know. I don't do good grilled cheeses really. Yeah, first of all first secret a pound of butter on each piece of bread Oh, absolutely Katie was the bread should be saw I'd rather have a be soggy She did we did grilled cheese day one day and it was fucking on. There's nothing better than someone else

making your grilled cheese. White American too. White American! White American only build that wall. Oh! Build that wall. All right, Jay. All right, Jay.

The only thing I ever am all right about is my grilled cheese. All white is all right. All right, Jay. The only thing I ever am all right about is my grilled cheese. All white is all right. All right. I call it a proud boy special. And it's all, every time I hear that, the traveling Thornberries, Willberries, yeah, I'm dumb.

The traveling Willberries, every time. The wild Thornberries is an Nickelodeon show. That's probably what I mean. Well, there's all right. All right I always All right, which these kids would stuff coming over here against the law trying to take our guns away Right, so only for five We're only for fans. It's all right.

He even opened it. He didn't shine as I was taking a look. Yeah, I'm getting run from the Kung Flu, my whole life. I don't know, Orbison and fucking Petty and Dylan were just down. Where are we going to finish building the wall. Um, then the theme. It's weird doing is as we're gradually moving away from the zoom, I can't move away faster from it. Yeah.

Yeah, I did. I did a fun podcast today, but it was on zoom and it reminded me just so much of the pandemic that it was like when we just bunker down and did this show fucking eight hours a week It is nice though to have the option if need big at a last ditch scenarios Oh fuck we we could do it for it's a great eject but it's a great eject pod. Yeah, however This is this is you know, yeah, I guess it's gonna be on zoom today Which is never the timings a little different. Yeah, but is it good for any yours? It's the goat go Guys to go to that'll make of yours, it's the goat. It's the goat. Guys the goat, dude. So that'll make it easier, but.

Multi-talented goat. Hey, do I need to start putting stuff in my beard to make it not go frisely, dazzly? You can. Yes. What do I need to buy? Jack Black Beard collection. They were at Sephora, they're now at Ulta,

but you can get it online as well. Beard oil. Jack, they were at Sephora. They're now at Alta. Oh, but you can get it online as well. Uh, beard or black. Black. And is it like the tenacious D member or? No. Can you please echo the guy with a beard? I wouldn't say things. There you go. A little comb there. Oh, beard wash. Damn, dude. Am I about to get into the beard lifestyle? Oh, yeah. I'm in lifestyle. Damn dude am I about to get into the beard lifestyle. Oh, yeah, I'm in the lifestyle Then in the lifestyle for about five months. You're a week you're a week in and the shapes holding it's holding Holding shapes. You hear that Minneapolis you get to see a little bit of shape holding you can Real quick before I get shows of the car lines on Broadway Friday Saturday Sunday go get take a C big J headlining

Special guests. Oh, right. He's coming by. I got a sag a little hosting two of the nights. Call him Terrell host of one of the nights. Louis V. Very, very fun. Joe DeRosa, Tim Butterley, Mike Rainey coming to hang out, Brian six, one of the nights. People coming.

People going. Mike Fenoy, Mike Fenoy should be something. My punch on Mike. By the world's amigo, people coming, people going. BigJacombini.com tickets Friday, Saturday, GoCeham, New York City, it happens once every year and a half. So do it. Yeah, and Dan this week and everybody tomorrow Minneapolis bringing that beard with them. Going to the cold. I'd say check it. So you don't have to get and join the mile high club

dude. I think they're gonna thank God you're wearing a mask on the plane because don't force me to eat snatch on the flight over. Yeah, if not you'd be wearing a you'd be wearing a different kind of mask, dude No, and I mean some girls push on this beard only rides for what you got them saying a woman's pussy would be on your face Well, that would be the mask The mask would be your pussy y'all crazy to who's married in this bitch. Yeah You know y'all crazy you married up in this bitch No, but it's crazy man a lot of comics are corny, but yo who married in this bitch? For real for real be fucking them all like plat at plow

Huh, yeah Yeah Mm- yeah, I Love We're waiting on the go to everybody. I don't want to jump subjects too much. There's so many fun ones though, too I also found what we haven't put it on who jet hangs put out the truth about growing up as a Hanks this is this is what is it? It's a Hanks fit. Oh, thanks for it Is it is he give away some taste just give it a taste. Just play it.

Just play the beginning. Does it give John crazy? Is there some crazy info? No. You listened. You watched it. So if you're watching this, it doesn't say anything crazy. No. What's the truth about growing up? Hanks.

Oh, you guys are haters because you're just jealous. That's the end, but it's not even like that. It's, it's like, it's a long-winded snooze. That was hoping so much that John Popper popped on while Luce started explaining, well, I go, shh, fuck up, Lou! Hey, John Popper, what's up? What's up, bud?

There's also a new rap video. Oh, well then, that, no, no, that. That. It's cold. It's Christy, shh, the fuck up fuck up jump hoppers here. Oh He's figuring out the audio works We hear you buddy if you're there Can you hear us

Guys the goat will figure it out guy. It's gonna happen Guys don't worry the girls gonna figure it out. I can't anything yet. You think John's name was't figure it out. Guy. That's gonna happen. Guys, don't worry, the ghost is gonna figure it out. Guys, can we care anything yet? You think John Stamos would figure this out, Quaker? No way, no. I don't know. You know what you make Stainless. That's ridiculous.

Yeah, that'll be a Greek Wacker. No way. John can hear us? Not yet. Man, that'd be cool if he could. It would be cool if you could hear us. Uh, yeah. And then just was just cold cocking us, just being like, no, I'm not going to talk to you guys.

Oh, look at that. A harmonic hat. No black print. No black. Please rock me lower to that. Yeah, I wonder if you can hear us at all. I don't know. I don't even know where he's at.

Is this even happening? This is fun. We got it. Zoom sucks. Yeah. Can he not? Are you on? Are you connected to anybody? Christine on the other side? I'm it's the same thing. Christina, you on the other side? Do you? Can you call John Popper? Can you call him on your phone? I'm can you hear me? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You hear you. I'm here. Nice. You can hear us. I couldn, can you hear me? Yeah, I hear me. Yeah, you hear you. I'm here.

Nice, you can hear us. I couldn't hear you guys for a while. Oh, thank God. All right. Oh, thank God, it's bad. Everybody. Oh, God, you had a so worried. Our guest, our guest in his band.

It's okay. We'll feel right. We're gonna get through this. Our guest, everybody. His band blues traveler is gonna be joining trains AM Gold Tour with Jewel. You can grab pre-sale Wednesday February 23rd at noon with the code black cat B.L.A.C.K C.A.T. Otherwise tickets are for this tour go on sale Friday February 25th at 10 a.m

Find tickets at links at blues traveler dot com slash tour everybody our guest the goat John popper everybody What's up dude I've missed you I missed you too you know it's funny our last uh men our last conversation total but the last time you were on this show was when covid was a little speck yeah of an issue that was happening and we had daydreams we were laughing it off were, we called it a fat of the young instead of fade like the, the Macarena. And yet here we are, but you were my call. We were saying who we would call if the shit goes down and we turned to a,

oh my God, a crazy walking dead style situation. Who in your phone would you call? And I said, John Popper and Dan said, Dan said his friend Tom or something. Yeah, my friend Joel. Joel, who's very good and resourceful outside. By the way, Joel, I'm the crown. I'm the crown.

I mean, I'll tell you, he grew up snowboarding. He's very comfortable in the mountains. He's just, you know, I just, he's a guy I could trust. And I'm a crown needs to be fighting the Avengers. I mean come on. Yeah, I'll let her hell of the name for it For they should just call it weaker COVID. I think they should go naming it like fucking hurricanes give it like human names Do you like a the? Corrie is right is coming through right now watch out for Corey. I've caught Zelda Yeah, that'd be pretty cool. Yeah, hurricane names are better

Yeah, they just get to name it after people. I like to do hip hoppy black names. I had a teacher whose last name was Idis in college. I had like, you know, you could say, oh no, I caught Janisitis. Idis. Idis. Iis is a fucking horrible name to have.

I was racist at one point, isn't it? Iis. Yeah, pretty much, it's pretty much straight losing if you've got anything with itus after it. Yeah. You're going to get some of the itus tonight. Oh, yeah. I want to fill up.

Nice. Yeah. I'm going to fill up. Nice. Johnny excited. I'm going to be my kid. Fred. Are you excited to be hitting the road?

Yeah. You know, I'm kind of lazy bastard. I like staying here compound. You know, just watching trees, you know, on'm kind of lazy bastard. I like staying here compound, you know, it's watching trees, you know, on the TV. Oh, yeah. I mean, I got trees outside, but my couch is so comfy. You know, like you said, bunker style is how I live anyway. Yeah. So, it's really been kind of awesome. Oh, my God. I've been kind of liking that. It can't wait. It's really my, my forte is going underground and just watching a lot of television. Yeah.

You know what I did? I went back and I watched Hill Street Blues from start to finish like five times. I could literally write a thesis on Hill Street Blues. It's the center of television. That's where Dick Wolf started. Yeah, also a Cuban, Cuban-Gunning Jr. started. It's where Dick Wolf was Dick Wolf, Hill Street Blues.

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And then at the end, you see the ad for adults, the adopting adults. And I started to watch, but there's this one old guy who's so creepily happy that he's got an adult daughter. Yeah. And his wife keeps talking about leaving them. Yes. It's the whole show. It just makes me not.

I'm like, everyone to get into this. I'm not starting to watch this. No, no, no, no, no, treat yourself. No, John, John, you treat yourself to that because I'm telling you, you have never seen two people with polar opposite ideas of what the emotion is in that household and that husband and wife. Yeah, that guy. He really. I know. And the daughter also is like, really, you can tell she just

wants shelter and food, but she's saying stuff like, Hey, you know, I just am so happy that they love me as parents. Look at that face. He's dropping his dad. Look at that face of that guy. I know. He is so happy to have them. Just see the hard on it.

And she's pregnant. And she's pregnant. And he is just walking right through it. He's like, yeah, whatever. And she's like, the hanging is not happening, but she's looking at his hard on. Look at that picture again. She's looking at it.

They're like, where's your wife at? And he's like, oh, she's doing some celebratory cutting herself in the bathroom. Yeah. She's having her face down pool. So I thought that was the evilish. This might be up for the evilish show, but I think the evilist one is the one

where you had little people. and they were dating each other and it was like a dating show. And then right in the middle of it, they brought in like hot models to compete with the little people girls. Oh, man. And you just watch all of their egos get crushed. Do you know what that show?

When that started, the little guy shows the normal model looking thing. I'll tell you what, that's because that, when that model walked in, that shadow hit that little person just like the UFO and it just came over her. She was like, well, I don't mind. I feel like what they should have done next to just like skin a puppy alive.

I watch it flop around on the floor. And that's the reality show. Yeah, really call me woke. Tell me I'm pandering to the left. But I'll say if you're an ass man, you're hard pressed to find a better rounder little tosy than a fucking midge. And that's just the truth. Dude, yeah, they got dogs, dude, they've had dogs. They got buddunks. Little people. I heard this, but apparently, uh, Pete Dinklage is not appropriately named. Really? You guys got a monster package. Yeah, I guess like a like a seriously hung.

I can't tell you how I know this. Pretty cool. I have no I have no visually corroborative evidence of my own, but I heard it from a source that I trust. I love air. Dinkledges like yeah, dude, I'm just tearing them apart and they have no idea. They call me the hedgehog.

I just get in there. Yeah, dude, a five and a half inch dick on a little person is gonna be that's swinging heat. I mean, that's changing the shape of your pants. Yeah, absolutely. And it's not fair though is that he has no, there's no way in hell that he has any proper venue to like complain this rumor. Like he's not in a position to dispute.

No, no, I have a very tiny penis. I have a normal. I'm just wrong. A normal size penis for my size. Man, that's got to be a scary thing for a black dude is being on a date with a white girl and she keeps talking about how much she loves huge cock and you're just a black guy that doesn't have a big one. Oh, that's probably ruined many dates.

Just what he's like, he's like, oh, actually, no, I know a lot of black guys do, but I don't have one of those. She's like, wait, why? Well, you know what, I find depressing is when you're out with a white girl and she keeps talking about how that rumor isn't true She goes it's not true trust me. I've gone back to the well Several times she's like I Feel those stored nearby I have data. I have data. I've taken samples It's all we're all average. Everyone's the same.

Everyone is special. You know, especially average. Yeah, that's that's world peace. If everyone was born with the same size dick, there wouldn't be wars and shit. I know you got dude. Are you in jail? Yeah, but then if we all got the motion of the ocean and you know, Are you in June? Yeah, but then it'd be all about the motion of the ocean and the moon. Hey, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, John, are you single now? If you and Joel are single, I think this might be the summer it happens, dude. You and Joel. Well, I got a girlfriend. She's pretty good.

All right. Yeah, she's pretty solid. Is she cool enough to let? She knows where I live. Is she cool enough? She's a professional with a knife, too. So, you know, oh, really? Damn.

Train her and stuff. Oh, yeah. You got to play. Basically, in a survival situation, I'm know oh really damn train her in Stole you you got a you got a point basically in a survival situation I'm gonna give her all of the stuff and see what do we do now hell yeah, did you got a point of no return girlfriend? Felt a towel. Well, I don't know. I mean I'm not good. I don't think you're gonna murder each other Yeah, but it would just be cool. It's so good on On your first date of you, I'm looking for a woman that's experienced maybe a professional killer. Yeah. But a Charlie Baltimore situation where you really become regular. That would be a plus in my book. Yeah. I'm going to marry somebody who's a trained killer. I already trust them enough to, you know, kill one appropriate. John Popper and Mrs. Smith. I would be so bad having Christine, having Christine to do all the masculine things of like woods living. Oh my god

It was like all right listen. We're stranded here like I killed this deer Can you at least cut the skin off of it and tell you? What no, yeah, right? I'm really clean a deer I used to know in theory when I was like a kid I'm not a cleaner deer, but I mean don't get me to clean one now. I would send it to the cleaner guy. Yeah, I do. To the thought of Jay with a bugger to blood

and Christine going, just do it, Jay's going, I don't want to cut, I cut up. Oh my God. Dude, when I was a kid, I watched a guy, when I was a kid, I watched a guy clean a fish in front of me. You didn't really talk to you into that. When I was younger, I watched a guy clean a fish in the sink that we're also gonna put our dishes in after and I watched the whole process happen and I was like, oh God

I was like looking to try to look away. I don't want to see this anymore. Oh my God dude We have to just do a thing where we do regular gross stuff like that and you watch Yeah, I'm so behind the ball like a fear fact like would you eat donkey eyeballs? I don't want to pet a donkey We can use not the regular sink. Let's use the fish cleaning sink. Yeah, dude I don't know the tub. Oh outside How it just put it back? Back in the water. If I have chicken wing bones in what trash I like to take the trash outside taking to the supermarket We're tearing them. Yeah, I don't know go to Safeway get out of my face. Oh, man. Are you guys going to be coming?

Are you coming through New York on this tour? Oh, we better be. I'm coming to New York on my own. Hell yeah. I'm getting sick of this. Yeah. You know, as far as we know, New York's been cut off, and it's just like a rumor now that there is a New York like zombies ate it. Now it's pretty bad ass living in blown streets. It is funny. I know he's walking around. There has been a New York like Bombay's aided now pretty bad ass living in blown streets and it is funny. I know he's walking around. There has been a bunch of like a like myth and like I've gone so many places on the road where they go. Dude is New York just crazy? I'm like no. Yeah. It's exactly the same. The head's off of other people. Well, what what was different here? Because you're out in the woods more, but like what was crazy was when we lived in these villages, what was different here? Because you're out in the woods more, but what was crazy was when we lived in these villages,

especially was going outside on a Saturday night at 10 p.m. and just a piece of newspaper flying in the street, like, fucking American beauty. It's just like, wow, dude, no, nobody. And then the next time people were outside, it was Black Lives Matter fires. It was like, it was nobody or everybody. I so would have been walking through the streets

with the three balls going, warrior. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah. Pretend that you're the reason everyone's afraid. Yeah, or you just stand around all, but you get up. Jay standing at the, at the house,

then in first waiting for the mob to come down. He's like, I'm right here. I'm right here. You sons of bitches. Yeah, I scream. I scream that I am legends and the cops told me to go back inside. They go like inside. And you go, oh, I'm actually streaming a tiger king. Actually, I streamed a tiger king. See, we all want New York to be like that. We secretly want like, Thunderdome to be happening beneath our awareness, you know. Yeah, dude, it's kicking New York's shit. Right now, it's a good news window. Yeah, I want to know what exists.

I don't want to be in it, but I want to know. Yeah. dude, it's getting to the Yorkshire window. Yeah, I want to know what exists. I don't want to be in it, but I want to know. Yeah. I want to visit it just to open it. Exactly, I'd like to say that's where I came from. But I wouldn't want the annoying rat shit everywhere. Oh my God, the stories you could tell? You don't know what it was like when the city fell.

How is the rat, how is the rat species these days? Is it going up or going down? You guys getting a hand on that? We're rebounding. We're getting our stuff back. They were saying the rat stuff was pretty bad. I don't know. I thought they were kind of underground because it can be used for fuel, you know. All I can tell you is they taste the same. Oh, yeah. Sorry. Dan went full demolition man on this one. Sorry, dude. I'm Dennis Liri underground dog. I'm eating rat burgers.

Oh, I thought you bet the rat shit. The feces taste different. At least they're eating consistently. Yeah, and no, that still works for my skincare. Oh, I'll tell you this. If I saw a rat, if I saw a rat in my apartment ever, like I would move that day and never return to that apartment and I would feel I had to get a radius away where that one couldn't find me again. Because now he's got my stink on him and he knows to that apartment. And I would feel I had to get a radius away where that one couldn't find me again,

because now he's got my stink on him. And he knows who he was. But you know New York is floating on a river of live roaches and rats. Like, that's the thing. Like when I lived there, you get used to it after a while. Like I used to bring an air pistol

without any like babies in it to shoot the roaches, just like the air pressure would blast them in half. Oh, make it go away. And we had one I kept calling him blue thunder and he would like, when you go out to drop a douce and you just know he's around the bathroom somewhere. Oh my god. He was for it. We had roaches in my old apartment in Queens and then I had to call my landlord and Anthony

was like, yeah, if the big it's probably just because he rained and there's water in the pipes. If they're tiny, I can get there by Tuesday and do something. Well, that is the funniest, too. They tell you, when they tell you it's a water bug, they feel their responsibility's over. It's like done. You go, there's a bunch in my part.

They go, that's a water bug. You just gotta live with that. And if you kill it, you're evil. We're also in a... They come with water. I mean, there's their bugs in the water. Come on. We're also in a city where having a dog smell for bugs is big business.

Yeah, bro. It's like the get. It's the new pig looking sniffing for truck. Yeah. It's the beagle looking for fucking bed bugs. Like, oh, he got a nose. That's why I would own, I would own a beagle, but I would only do a deep Georgia accent while I would sniff. He got a cent on him.

He got a, just give me that Creole. Give me that Creole. Like, oh, he peaked on the shit. He got the feel. I feel bad for Bass and House. We bred them to like drape half of their face over their face and then gave them no leg. Yeah, they were like, they can't like the ball. And we made them fat.

And we're like, hey, hey, and you can drag yourself around on your tiny little, like, God, I love bass and hounds. But the, do you have any pets, John? Yeah, they're sweet, but like it's a miss or it's a miserable distance. I, I used to have a blue healer. That was my favorite dog. She was nuttier than a sack of hammer, though. Me and Christine have been trying to possibly adopt a dog and they make the process

very unpleasant. They want to know too much stuff, dude. Yeah. They're like, how often do you exercise? Leave me alone, stop. Fucking I've do with that. Do you? Do you eat white bread?

Kind of messed up, I agree. I exercise not much because I sit around feasting and I wanted to share some of that feast with the store, but be that you're trying to. I promise you, I can make this dog not give a fuck about outside at all almost I'm pretty sure I can get that dog watching TV within three years. Yes, I can reprogram this thing. Yeah, I can change it.

My dog used to my dog then she liked yogurt a lot and she would yell at other dogs who would run like stop running because she couldn't run anymore So she was really just kind of the running sheriff Yeah, you knock it down over the you watching my stories. I hope when you can help you if you ever shine to light at her I hope when you come through New York John with this tour the the trains a m gold tour Blue traveler and jewel also on the tour I hope you come in Blue Traveler and Jewel also on the tour. I hope you come in studio with us and fuck around, man. It's always a blast talking to you. I would love to. If you can remain continent this time, I will do it. I will remember. We all remember the famous time when you had to run and drop a serious dooster in the show

and you didn't come out. No, it wasn't. I was lying. I had to throw up viciously. Whatever that booze hit me hit hit me and that was one of the funniest things ever because ralf didn't do it quite enough homework on uh... blues traveler and origins and ralf while i'm sitting throwing up and john i know already i'm listing the ralf go so uh... it was always kind of between you and uh... spin doctors you guys are better i was never a fan of those guys. And I'm in the bathroom going like,

Ralph, they're really dear friends. Please stop. I think they're close. Good morning. Ralph the noun and the verb. Very Ralphie interview. It was the Ralphiest of all interviews. John got out of there so fast.

I forgot his hat. I had to bring it to him the next day. It's a fancy one at an end. I love you, buddy. And we'll be seeing you really soon. I love you too, man. forgot his hat I'd to bring it to him the next day I love you buddy, and we'll be seeing you really soon. I love you to it absolutely man blue traveler I miss you too, man the AM gold tour train Blue traveler and Joel check it out again the pre sale is gonna be happening Wednesday February 23rd at 12 p.m With the code black cat Otherwise tickets for this tour going sale Friday June 7th through August 3rd.

Fuck yes. What you're doing. Good time. That's the tickets go on sale February, Friday, 25th, 10 a.m. Tickets and links at bluestraveler.com slash tour, John Popper. Love you, buddy. We'll be right back to wrap this thing up. It's the bomb fire. Be good good buddy. Well, in any way, I'm fucked up at Duke, I'm fucked up at Duke, I'm fucked up at Duke.

Man, I love the song. It's a great song. Well, we had a clearer palace. It's also a good song because... It's also the end of Kingpin. It's where I was thinking. Oh, and they prefer when they're dressed like the Amish. When they leave. Yeah. When they... That's at the end of the movie. Yeah. Yeah, when they drop him off.

Oh, yeah, when they make their donation. Hmm. Well, stop that really good music. Do we don't know? You don't know. Do you don't know? Oh, you don't know? Oh, you don't know. I'll give you something better than looking. Oh, you don't know Don't you don't know oh you don't know I'll give you something I give you something better game. That was an old time. It was smooth bit Yeah, I'll do it on now. Oh, you know, he was Feliciano Fernandez

When that was his work as Feliciano Fernandez though. Yeah, I'll do it on now I'll give you something something uncle. Oh, you don't know. I give you something long and lean that means it's thick Oh, you don't know. Oh, and you can see his weeners. It was pants. Oh Stinkers This is a new chat. Hey's black loose fitness coach black loose fitness coach killing it by the way Black these up to throwing 14 kegs over a wall and here. It's all strong man shit. It's crazy Dude get him out of this for Hank's mixin Yeah, put him out in a parking lot,

watch him fuckin' pull that truck. Watch him go. What do you got a baby under a car? Take loose number down. It's a respect. It's a tough one. You got a new music video called Damn. Which is crazy, you call it Damn after, you know.

Kendrick Lamar had a pulled surprise winning album called Damn. Pause it for a second Is he's gonna say some this is funny salt he won't be stopped This is a funny song though just to be like I'm gonna fuck you and then I'm never talking you again But he's living that life fuck you. I'm telling him never talking to you again. Good luck. I fuck so good I'm a fuck you good one time and then I'm gone. You stupid bitch. He's out of the blanket. He's out of the blanket. If you want to interpret that, that's all.

I'm a fucking good and then I'm gone. You dumb whore. If he does, there's enough people to do. There's enough ethnic women around him co-signing this. That's all you need. If these girls are not saying it was face, this is corny or is things like bullshit, and he's confident, he's just you need. If these girls are not saying it was face, this is corny or is things like bullshit, and he's confident.

He's just selling it. This sounds like any other rap song I heard right now. It's not like, you know, he's got some crazy, unique voice or anything. I'm not hating it. I'm not hating it. Please put it on again. It seems like something you'd load in the foxhole. I'm supposed to fit.

Might as well bring a friend up from the close. The shit. Talk a bitch up a pop ladder closing shit That you're from one night. Let's make the most of it. Hey, yeah, let's make the most of it. I'll be on my two steps I was pussy lips around straight putt We go back. Well, no, it wasn't straight pussy but pussy lips run either side of that thing for sure Christine dance if you go back please Did you go back? Yeah, yeah, and he's shaking her ass by the way, but go back.

That's kind of his move is putting his head next to a bouncing butt. It's a great move. I'll tell you this also. Cool move. Can you please pause it on the goddamn thing. Sorry. Please God. Wait.

I'm trying to show you something. Damn dude. That one girl was built like junior sail. The one in the pink bikini. I'm like, dude, her coming up the A gap. You're in some trouble. You better be in the pink bikini and like do you hurt coming up the a gap? You're in some trouble. You better be in north and south back across your gonna be in some fucking trouble bud Not only do you see slit underneath and you see blips on either side Oh, but you see bottle two sides of the asshole

Oh Take that picture. Ooh. Oh, look at your slobber coming out of his mouth too. Ooh, boy. But I was saying, man, he did invent the new move of putting your head by a bouncing butt, taking the picture. It's kind of his thing and it's cool.

I don't not like it. It's cool move, dude. It's coming around. It's not a shed. It's cool move. It's girl. It's girl. It's girl. I don't know if somebody pauses this. You can see my dark asshole. Oh. Oh.

Oh. She's got a real, she's got a, there I say a purple butthole. Yeah. Yeah. Little grimace. Yeah. I like it. Oh. Hey. It looks, you know, little grimace. Yeah Human eyes are

It's the but hole that's not even him Oh, man, I got that slot on it. Oh Hang on is there something on my corner now? I gotta do that, I gotta do that, Method Man breath. I get busy on them. So there's busy on them. I get busy on them. Alright, so this video's got mud hole right away, so I don't hate it. Alright, already winning Jacob's in the sea. He's doing his two step.

Let's go. Jacob's a sea walker under his seat, under his chair. Yeah. There's you here. Oh yeah, I'm not sure Damn I do your my vampire and I'm a sober shit Who's his friends up my friend Gus showed up. He's my uber driver He just hanged up and an acura. He's like, what's up, dude?

I'm will do Vildorama's brother wrong That name came up with skegs today We're bomb of the Rambo I mean I get his father's disappointment in him But if you brought all that hot girl asking in my house, I'd welcome him as number one son No, you're right right free ass as fucking chicken and Hank's bringing into the house He's just bringing a nice woman that can have conversation over wine. I have fire time max I'd be like dude shoot the video here dude dude come on over here shoot the basement dude put on the gump suit You can't I watch?

As these girls want to go in an audition for far scum two upstairs. We're doing four scum running again Hey, I don't know what you tell Turner and she's hey mr. Hanks hi girls Hey, hey girls want you bring your hooch in here and show it to old Turner? There's no crying and wicker rap. Oh come on chat Nine times out of ten I'll be on the shit That's why the head dish yeah That's why the head dish yeah That's why the head dish yeah Oh, Dean Dean I'll be your my two step

Yeah, what's cause with it Dude, you should go to a club and request this Do you have that new chat hangs? You're like, what? Excuse me? What's your name? No, I'm trying to dance my friends, you have that new chat hangs I want some thick, what. I want some thick butt wrap. I want to bounce my head on some butts, dude.

I'm a quitter, I mean I hit it. That's just got to be so fun to be a chets friend that you just grew up with. And then you like, dude, can I be in your video? Can you let her bounce my head off her butt? There's definitely sexy chicks in this video, but this guy picks his women. I mean, it's proportionally the same levels what Sean Fury does. Pretty great. Oh, her Teddy was out. It wasn't. Don't say go back.

That was nip dude. It wasn't. Don't say that. Jay. Don't he wouldn't. Yeah, back a little bit more. Oh, no, I mean, it's there too for sure, but go back for sure. I'll see you. I want to. It's okay.

Right there. Oh, yeah. Yeah, the area always hanging out, dude. Miss your area. Miss your area. I'm a sh area was hanging out, dude. Miss your area. Miss your area. I miss your area was hanging out. You want to see the... Alright, well Chester Bratzumiriola.

You want to see my original Dan Brown copy of this? He sent me the DaVinci code and said I want you to pray Robert. I said I'll do it. Oh hold on, let me bounce my head against your butt. I tell myself. Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing. Bunk, bunk, bunk, bunk, bunk, bunk. You know, my good friend Peter Scalari wants to hold me.

Who, who are you talking about? Who are you talking about? Peter Scalari, one of the greatest comedic minds of our time. You don't know Barry Sobel. Peter Scalari? I was, what's the squirrel doing? That squirrel, that Scalari. Girl, sit down. I'm jealous of you

We're doing buzzing buddies front-to-back today. It's so funny to go. Hey chat We was just up in your dad's home theater watching booze on buddy watching booze on buddies. I don't understand My silly bro. It's my city you dad's dressed up like a lady yo, you're dad and Peter scolari's me. It's suspect That's my suspect yo That's sauce you're they on the DL Yo, yo dad and Peter Skullavis me it suspect that's my suspect yo You'll be on the DL Caroline's Friday Saturday Sunday big J. Ocasue it. Go fucking be there dude this Friday This Saturday this Sunday brother. Yeah brother. Come out. It's gonna be a bunch of fun guests host feature It's gonna be fucking all friends all people you love big J comedy comm

It's gonna be fucking all friends all people you love big J comedy dot com Dan Soder dot com for all his days this weekend Thursday through Saturday. That's tomorrow everybody. Yeah tomorrow Yeah miniapolis acme comedy club. Oh, yeah through Saturday after that is gonna be a roly North Carolina at good nights And then Denver and then Denver's coming home everybody how many were he's coming home? Hey, he's coming home? Hey, he's coming home March second of course I'm gonna be ghost hunt I'm gonna be pedophile hunting and Houston Dan's gonna be ghost hunting By the way in Denver his name is Sean that sent the 49ers he and the proton pack for Trish We have a studio proton pack. So thank you very much. What's correlation? He's pedophile. No, he's he gave us the proton pack And you said you're gonna be hunting oh ghosts and he gave me a 49ers jersey with a guy's name was home

home home home so it sounds like home of we don't know for sure he's not a pedophile though I'm gonna say he isn't and hope that God that he is don't stand by that dude because I don't know if you know I'm in with the hunters damn dude you're the van Helsing of fucking pedophile hunters Jacob it's all those fucking amazing back please stay just come home Just stay Jacob begin appearing this weekend, right? You're coming this weekend. DJ Luz gonna be at one of the nights But you're leaving on Monday, but then when you coming back to New York We're being told to come back in ten seconds Don't be so sad to be back with your friends. Yeah, sorry. Sorry. Love you. Bye

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