The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Dance Gangs with Kerryn Feehan

Episode Date: May 14, 2025

The show starts with another group sing-along but Jay accuses Bob of not trying. Bobby then picks a Meatloaf song for everyone including guest Kerryn Feehan to sing. Jay expresses his love for Westside Story and has to explain the plot to Bobby. Westside story is a modern musical representation of "Romeo and Juliet". The sharks and the jets are rival gangs fighting for the same territory through dance. Jay has a joke about it during his "Bad Boys Of Comedy" set and plays the clip in which he also dances. Bobby, Kerryn, and Jay all claim to have been in Off-Broadway plays. Kerryn Feehan's new special "Don't Serve Me" is available now on OnlyFans TV. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

And now the bonfire with Big Jay Olkerson and Robert Kelly. I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend. I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend. Jacob, Jacob take us home. Check it out on that one hardball. I mean it's not, this isn't you and Christine. You guys, Christine, first of all, Christine's face. Was so excited.

Was so happy, it made me happy. She loved singing the song, and it made me happy, but it's not my, I mean, it's not, you know. Sing along, dude. It's a sing along, but it's not the song that I would sing along to. What song do you wanna sing along to? I don't know, I don along to? I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. Well, you gotta bring something to the table if you're gonna. I can, but I didn't know it was gonna. Poopoo'd the idea. I'm not poopooing the idea. I love the idea. You poopooed.

I love the idea, just the song was not. You poopooed the song. The song was very... What would you rather say? Sophomoric. I would say. It's a sophomore song. Okay. It's a good song

What were you thinking? I don't know some little rocking a little more fucking balls to it like I was hired to be I was Hired gun to do the drums You're not in the song it made me happy because it made Jay happy made me happy because it made Christine happy right and It made Jay happy. It makes me unhappy. Now I'm unhappy. No, I don't want you to be unhappy. I play the drums. You know what?

What song do you want to sing so great? I don't like this passive aggressive song. Maybe the song we'll sing that you want to do will be better. Why are you song bullying? You think I won't throw 110% into it? Why are you song bullying me? Bullying? I'm saying what would be a better song and let's sing it.

I don't know. It's not a better song. I think it's a great song. I hate that song we just sang. I'm not gonna lie to you. I don't like the song. I don't leave it on because I love it all the time. It's a stupid sing along.

I mean there's another sing along, wouldn't there be? Go on. I don't like your song aggression towards me. It's not aggressive at all. What are you doing? I'm waiting for you to say the song so I can play the song. All right, well don't do hand gestures like that. It freaks me out.

He's panicking. He's over there. It's like, I can't believe how long it's taking for you to think of one song you don't sing along. Well, I mean, what happened to your girlfriend and Lou? I think you know. OK. Yeah.

Well, we all knew it was going to happen. She's got the itch. She gets the itch from time to time. She gets the itch from Lou. Yeah. Sometimes she just has to see it and spit on it, and she can go about the rest of her day. Isn't that gets the itch from time to time. She gets the itch from Lou. Sometimes she just has to see it and spit on it and she can go about the rest of her day. Isn't that the way it is with the whole thing?

Yeah, she has to see Black Dick and just go, pfft. Did you see her? She was so happy singing that song too. She was angelic. Yeah, I didn't do it for her. I know. I thought it was gonna be a full room. DJ Lou, that was the most involved DJ Lou ever went.

Yeah, I'm from the 90s. He sustained a note. I'm from the 80s? 70s. All right, listen, you can't count that. Late 60s. No, not late, that was not born in the 60s. I was born 1970.

Oh wow. So what? That's just, you know what? Jim Morrison only been dead for a year. I'm gonna start sending your mom shit on fucking aura frames. She would welcome it very much. My stepfather's got a huge piece. I'll just enhance mine. AI my cock oh yeah senator no she'll like that yeah

I'm gonna send us I'm gonna say the red the regs cock everybody hit the red yeah look you just type in the word lyrics for cuz you haven't even said a song yet he just the lyrics for I would sing a Journey song. I would sing a Paco Paco song why did you say that cuz journey because Paco looks like lead singer. Yes, I did Cuz he looks like fucking Paco Padilla whatever the fuck Jocko papaco he really does Paco dresses like it's fucking Alaska every day He's in the elements, but you're wearing a fucking Eskimo Parker out. Yeah, because he travels by

Vespa with oven mitts on the handlebars to keep his hands warm Oh, he's got to do uber eats in between cuz Lewis don't pray him enough. God damn, right. Hey, do you have a Vespa? No, what do you have? It's called a fly wing Talk on the microphone. It's called a fly wing. Talk on the microphone. It's called a fly wing. A fly wing? Yeah, it's what a lot of the Chinese or African people use. Oh, a fly wing.

No, no, no. I consider myself Japanese at this point. Nope, nope, nope. That's not it. You're not Japanese, Jacob. That's not it. Go back. You just love the culture.

It's the third one. I'm Japanese. The best one. That's it? No, not even it's way cheaper and How much is it? I think like? 1300 let's buy him a new one Jay. No, I got my old ones fine. What a weird asshole you are who would do that So humble what a what a fucking bit-ruiner. No, I like my old one. I mean if you want to buy me something Oh, then now it's over

Can we I would I would say Journey, Bob Seeger, maybe some... You can't just name people. I mean songs. I mean people's songs. I mean any Journey song. Any Journey song? That's not true. Love it. Great song. Throw another one on. You think this is rockin'. This was gonna get the crowd moving. Open Arms. That make sense to you? Look who's here. I know. Throw another one up. You think this is rocking, this was going to get the crowd moving. Open arms. That make sense to you? Look who's here. I know. Look who's here.

I'm glad you didn't see us fall apart as a unit. Look at Christine Walker in. She loves you. Oh my god, where you sitting? Get over here. Jay likes to look at you. Jay likes to look at you. You've been sandbagging me with our guests lately.

I'm sorry, dude. No, you do like to look at them. You like them on our side. On my side. No, no. I like to see the guests. Yes, you didn't say that like that. You purposefully said it like Yes, you like to look at them Bobby likes a finger under the table Yeah, I look you finger and touch I finger and touch and then I smudge you touch a lot. I smudge Let's see if you how much you touch Karen today. I will I'll touch Karen

I do touch but it's more more you know it's I you know Yeah, don't feel it's sexual. He did it to Billy Idol That was for sex His wrists several times did I yeah, yeah, well he was actually trying to finger fuck me Oh, so you're trying to keep him away. I was trying to keep him away that dirty old man Understood fucking freaky English guy. We have the great Karen Feehan joining us. Hey guys.

Thank you so much for being here. Thanks for having me. Sometimes we start the show with a full crew sing-along. Oh. And I said let's do. Why don't you play it again? I said let's do Jumper by Third Eye Blind. And we did it. Wish you would step back from that ledge.

Exactly. Fun sing-along, right? Yeah. Not even a great song in the scheme, but it's a fun... Everybody knows it. Right. Yes. And Bobby, for the first time in our group sing-alongs, Borderline Stone faced me.

I sang? That's not true. I sang. This video of me singing, I sang the chorus. First couple parts. Not even by the end, by the end nothing. By the end nothing. You got a little tubby yourself there. I weigh a hundred and fourteen pounds you crack head

Yeah, Toby shut the fuck shut up, but you fuck a little cellulite, but go back to the gym That's where it's supposed to be Was that weird fucking Filipino cattle I'm very excited You know if you're familiar with this, but Paco will do anything, so if you want to shit or piss in a cup, he'll just eat or drink it. Oh God, that Annie Letterman video lives in my mind.

How couldn't it? How couldn't it? Disgusting. How couldn't it live in your mind? Oh, is that when? Oh, the Annie Letterman video. Oh, you missed here, what he did was, instead of Annie Letterman,

Annie Letterman one is hot in comparison to what happened in here. He drank mouthwash directly out of Bobby's mouth. And the second time it was mixed with coffee out of his mouth. Oh my God. It was mouthwash coffee, it's not that bad. It is.

Here's the thing, I was like, come here Paco, do it. And I was like, there's no way he's gonna do it. Yeah, Bobby hesitated. Ran over. Of course, couldn't wait. And did it, and I almost felt bad, and I had to commit because.

He thinks he's gonna get funny via osmosis, via your saliva. Transfer its affluence. It'd be funny if he got fatter. He's like he turns into a fat Filipino woman. That's how I lost my weight, I just spit it into his mouth. Oh, z just spit it into his mouth. Oh, Zemp spit?

Well, anyway, Bobby couldn't think of a song that would be better. I did think of a song. He just attacked the song I brought in. It's a good song. Okay. And I feel bad because I did sing it. He didn't. But it wasn't the best one.

I mean, Jay is the master of songs. If everybody... He is a songstress. He is a songstress. He is a songstress. Or orange peel face. I'm a diva. I'm a diva. You're a diva.

You're a songy guy. You're a musical type of dude. You're the meatloaf of stand up comedy. Absolutely. That's why I always have a scarf in my back pocket. Because I have the meatloaf. That would have been a good song. That would have been a great song.

dashboard light, great song. Love that song. Fantastic song. Sing along song. You could have have to meatloaf. That would have been a good song. That would have been a great song. Dashboard Light, great song. Love that song. Fantastic song. Sing along song. You could have done the meatloaf. I would have done the girl part. Do you know that song all the way through? I know.

Or are you gonna fucking panic through your way through that one too? See now that's the thing that makes me sad is that you just threatened me. Threatened you? That was a threat. Am I not? Are you gonna?

I'm meatloafing. Are you gonna do me right now you? Body I am so sorry y'all 100% right I should have Let me say something you came in with with I would say fresca fizzy bubbles today. Put it on Lou. Much better. You know what? That should be your Christine's wedding song. No, I think it should be me and you get to perform that live somewhere. Yeah.

That was beautiful. Well, it wasn't a little better than the other song. I like how every meatloaf song is the exact time increment is what it takes to cook a meatloaf. He goes and then put it back in the oven for one Paradise by the Bachelor by the Dead. Christine looked at it at one point, she went, we're halfway through. And I started panicking, I started sweating.

That's fine. We just were, that's beautiful. It was the first 30 minutes of the show, it was just a sing along. So what? We are a bunch of orange peels. We just wanna be. Don't you say that.

What dramatic. That was beautiful what just happened. It was beautiful. All of these music videos were like novellas too. They were like movies, yeah. Well yeah, he had the, That one. I Would Do Anything For Love.

Yes, that one. I like the idea that they made him like a monster face. Yeah, it's like Beauty and the Beast. I know, but like they were always Beauty and the Beast when it was just him and the girl on stage. He was a big fatso on a fucking tuxedo. You don't need a prosthetic dude, you're ugly. I know.

I love that he couldn't get the full tuxedo. He couldn't get the full tuxedo. You don't need a prosthetic, dude. You're ugly. I love that he couldn't get the full tuxedo. He couldn't get the full tuxedo, though. Oh, no, dude. Those things were always split down the video, yeah, I had a doubt. Go to an old, go Paris by the Asperlite Live in like the 70s. The other one, though, was his comeback, correct?

I would do anything for love as a comeback, yeah. As a comeback. Yeah, that was my introduction to meet love. I didn't know. That was most people, yeah, no, no, no. That was my first thing for him was that, and then I went backwards. Mine was the original.

That was at my prom. Well, you were born in the 60s. I was born in the 70s. But like right there. No, I mean right close. I'm a senior citizen. And by the way. We're gonna have to show,

have you ever met Evelyn yet? You'll meet her. No, she'll have to meet Evelyn for sure. Now she was smoking smoking this girl. Yeah But by the way, I think he was fucking this chick, but I don't think she sang the original song She sang this song this girl. Oh, it's her yeah, I think Okay, so it gets her part. I think somebody else sang it Originally, I think she I don't I don't know

Originally. I think she, I don't know. She was hot though. Hot back for then, now she's a four and a half. No, what? Look at what I'm sitting next to, and then look at that fucking atrocious ghoul. Thank you for that compliment, I think. That was a good compliment. It was a fantastic compliment.

Thank you, bubba. But she was cute. Cute for what what I'm standing next to me yeah, buddy she looks like all the sweat hogs in one That's how she blew her hair Yeah, let me suck you dick. I don't know she has no muscle tone or shoulders a fucking rounded. She's a moof I don't know. She has no muscle tone or shoulders are fucking rounded. She's a moof. It's so critical. I mean, let's do it if we're gonna do it.

You all right? I'm dying. Oh, AIDS, what's happening? A little bit. You got OnlyFans AIDS? That's actually, where's the music video? Yeah, I paid to get it. Is this the music video actually?

Let me see, I thought that was just a live performance. This seems like a live performance, but that seems like the girl in the picture. Also, who actually thinks it? Somebody just texted me that was an epic meatloaf song I don't know. I'm not gonna say who but somebody just was listener Texted what a fucking song we nailed it listener has your friend him a friend who listens to the show We could not investigate it. We think who take the compliment

listen to the show, we could not investigate it. Just take the compliment. Calta, he loved it. No. He didn't like it. No, he might have loved it, it's not him. Soder. No, it's not Soder, doesn't listen to this shit. I thought he'd text you what to say.

He left this shit. He sits home and texts you what to say. I thought Soder, this has been one long impractical joke. He's been telling Bobby what to say in the earpiece. Is it my earpiece? Yeah. Somewhere just Sal and Dan are falling over each other laughing. I know you can't do a voice, but just say fuck off.

Ha ha ha ha. Now what is this? So this is a music video, so it's a girl lip-syncing in this, but that live performance is her. Oh. Hmm. So she sang it originally? That's the girl who sang it originally on the album?

The one who's in the live version live version. Yeah, right this girl here I'm Ellen Foley She's not what fully declined to be on the bed chief didn't be on it on the tour somebody else sang it I believe that No, she was she wasn't on the tour. Yeah, okay Yeah, so then that's the girl from the video is the one that sang it on tour But she ended up singing it too. Is that her now? She's so she lip sings it in the video but sings it live on tour say again. Is that what she looks now?

No, that's an old-timey. Yeah, she so she didn't sing it the girl who sang it in the video wasn't her no, right? Okay. Yeah, that's what I thought when he sang it with her live. He grabbed her tits and ass a bunch So oh you saw it? Yeah. Of course he did. He's a fucking big fat meatloaf. Just like a stage rape and they just was just on? But they were never together, but he still got to feel her up.

Yeah, it's pretty great. Yeah, it's like wrestling. That's nice. It's rockstar stuff. I mean, meatloaf was fucking ugly. Look at that shot. I mean, he's got a goofy mouth. No, no, no, the guy was never good looking.

Never. At any point, but he could sing. Sing his ass off. Son of a bitch had a good voice. The range. Absolutely. He's a rock star. But he was more theater. I mean, he would, he brought, it was that perfect time of rock and roll

where they, like she said, they had that theater rock with all that stuff. If he came a little later, he's not like, you know, Robert Plant and those guys. He was very theatrical. I don, Robert Plant and those guys. He was very theatrical. I don't think he ate any plants. Ha ha ha ha ha.

Straight meatloaf. Nice one. That was a good one. You know what's gotta suck? That'd be funny if that's what he did. That was his diet, just meatloaf. That's how I got the name. No one ever did the origin story of meatloaf.

It was like, cause I like meatloaf every night. Ha ha ha ha. He had a chef that just cooked meatloaf. You don't have it in his pockets. Like a little ketchup glaze or a barbecue sauce glaze. It'd be funny if he just, all the catering is just meatloaf. Let me guess, meatloaf.

His band members kept dying because they kept fucking. He goes, happy birthday meatloaf. He goes, this is just gonna be icing on top of a meatloaf. Yeah, it is. You know what's gotta suck? You're a rock star legend. You probably did get great pussy in his day.

And when they have to make the rock movie, make the autobiography movie about him, the guy who plays him is Warren, the retarded kid from Something About Mary. That's Mary. That's Who Plays Meatloaf. The guy who plays Meatloaf. Yeah, yeah, the guy, yeah, there were headphones. He always touches you, that's Meatloaf. He got to play a rock star.

Will you let me play Meatloaf? That just has to blow the casting of yourself. You're like, ah, shit. He did that so good, I thought he was really retarded. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. He did it so good when it went on my ears and he fucking, ugh. Maybe one of the hardest laughs I had in a movie to that point in my life was when they touched the headphone

He just swings a punch It was such a good a part of nowhere is a very funny thing used in movies. I don't see much Is it the Ace Ventura the original at the very end of the movie gets into the fight with the Philadelphia Eagle? Yeah, the words the way it happens is It's like two guys like half push each other Team bring up the fight. He's put your a bunch of Philadelphia Eagle. It's so far. He's like bite me He's such a perfect size dude to play this guy, too I love that she had just the blackest of dads What the fuck you doing? Why you touching my boy? He's ventura, punching the eagle. Really? The opening shot of it.

That's like Bob Barker and Happy Gilmore. That was funny too. I liked the water boy when the fat teacher would just get a baseball in the face. Ah! Just hit him in the head. Swift and blinding violence is always hilarious in comedy. Whenever something happens fast.

Matt Dillon was in that, what about Mary too? That was his first comedy little thing, right? Was it? Yeah, I think so. I think it was his first one. I don't think he's done much comedy after that. He, I don't know, but he was good. Matt Dillon to me is the outsiders,

and then it's gotta be something else. He was like Rat Pack adjacent. Sort of. Tex? Well he was before Rat Pack. Before? Yeah, he was before. He was like, yeah.

Outsiders were before Rat Pack. 70s, 80s, late 70s, early 80s. He had a great run. And then he went away, because the Brad Pack, that Hollywood shit came around. Yeah. He was not that. He was from Jersey, I think, on New York. I see every time I drive in from Jersey at the Lincoln Tunnel,

I see the billboard for the Outsiders musical. And it is funny, like, you know, it's like the greasers, like the tough kids that would kick ass, and you just see it's all musical theater people playing gangs is the funniest thing in the world. That's just gay guys It's when I go back. I'm like why did I think West Side Story was so cool? I want to grow up and be a jet. I want to be a boy dancing in the streets It wasn't even that they were dancing they were doing like genuine like ballet move when they're walking like menacing the streets They like they're like both hands up in the air like skips and shit

When they're walking, like menacing the streets, they're like both hands up in the air, like skips and shit. With a little switchblade though. They had a little comb that sprung out. Can you imagine if you got murdered in a knife fight by a dancer? It looks like roller skating movies. Remember roller skating movies? That was tough.

Oh yeah. Those guys with bad asses. Did you roller skate back in the day? I still have no idea how to do anything off my feet. Buddy, I used to go roller skating all the time. I believe you. I dated a professional roller skating girl. Yeah.

Like a roller derby girl? No, she was a- Like a big dyke? No, she was this big blonde bitch. I remember her mouth was the cleanest mouth I've ever kissed. She used to brush her teeth like every fucking eight minutes. Really? She had the freshest mouth.

Sounds like OCD. That means she's hiding something. Yeah. Something that's nowhere, she has a dead tooth or something. She's constantly keeping her cover. Maybe just cock breath. Could you imagine? She's sucking black DJ cock breath all the time.

Although maybe it's because I'm from Philadelphia, but I pictured this is what Boston gangs were like when you were young. Yeah. The Jets. Yeah, but the gym's neutral territory. Hey, Rab, I'm gonna make nice weather. There's Billy Burr.

I'm only gonna challenge him straight, Daddy-o. Dude. And there but the gym's neutral territory. Hey, Rab, I'm going to make nice weather. There's Billy Burr. I'm only going to challenge him. Dude. Dude. And there's little Bobby in the vest. Which one? Are we going to get him a good old beating, are we? Let me be the guy on the Barracuda who just did that kick. Yeah.

Look at the jump and look at the kick. Yeah, I want to do it again. Pazazz. Let me play this kick. Hey, look at me. You guys want to go rob a store? Pazazz! Let me play this. Hey, look at me! He goes, you guys want to go rob a store? Pazazz! Jazz hands. Ball chain step, ball chain step.

Yeah, the guy in the gray sweater always too handsome for the Jets, I feel like. Now do you think all these guys, because back in the day you had to sing, dance and act. The triple threats. You had to be the triple threat. Now you don't have to be a triple triple threat. You can just act No, of course, but say what's crazy rip the leader of the Jets, right? Who's very acrobatic is shit in this movie. He does my favorite thing He sits on a pipe going across from building to building Singing his song and then at one point he just drops backwards

Yeah, and flips and like lands on his feet on the ground That guy was just in the whole series of Twin Peaks is like An old doctor guy. I mean this is we wouldn't be able to do that scene They just did what about on the one go scroll back? Launches the other one. Yeah You just see one of us shooting into the air a lousy chicken A lousy chicken. Every porter rickin'.

They gotta rhyme rickin' with chicken. My question is this Jay, do you think all these guys were gay back then? Because you had to be a triple threat. No, no. I mean they'd done gay stuff. I mean if they made this now, it would definitely be all gay guys. Mostly. Yeah.

Oh yes. They'd be just 100% gay guys. But back then. It wasn't gay to do this stuff back then. No, you'll be just a hundred percent gay guys, but back then it wasn't Had to yeah, yeah Fred Astaire wasn't good gene Kelly Yeah, I went to see I took Christina see the shared play and it was genuinely I was almost gay sex on stage It was like yeah, it was pornographic. Oh, wow. Give it a pillow on your lap Every Puerto Ricans a lousy chicken. I'm going to start saying Puerto Rican.

Every Puerto Rican. I say it to Lewis all the time. It's a lousy chicken. Is this the new version? How dare they? These guys are all gay. They're all gay. They're triple threats.

Look, he's sucking that toothpick. They're still triple threats. They could all sing and get fucked in the mouth and ass. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Why are they so dirty in this one too? It's Hell's Kitchen. Yeah Everybody works in the quarry This remake had no heart. It lost everything. I saw it in the theater The only thing that was neat about it was getting those things when I watched all these movies when I was young Before I lived in New York and not realizing I didn't realize that I lived we lived in Hell's Kitchen We saw the movie at What's a 72nd Lincoln Center Lincoln Square and the the movie takes place on 72nd and like Broadway

It's like that's all where the movie takes place. I was kind of neat, but there's this version Upper West Upper West at that point Hell's Kitchen is 50th and 59th and down, right? Yeah, but something happens on 72nd in On Broadway, that's right on 72nd on Broadway, that's right, we saw the movie, which is pretty cool. But this is a- Why do these guys have lesions? I don't know. Aids.

Because if you're gay, you probably have aids in this time. Well, they have aids back in the fuck- No, no, sure dude, Rock Hudson fucked all these guys. He brought it in sweet early. Early aids. No, this was a bum out to see. Like it was, they took out There's a Place for Us as a song. I love that one.

They have Rita Moreno sing it in lieu of it being done by like them, she does like a weird version of it herself. Oh, it was crushing. This is the gayest conversation I've ever had. Why are you afraid to open up? Because I'm scared. Be vulnerable. I'll tell you why, because I'm afraid.

Be vulnerable with us. I'm trying. I fucking love. I'll tell you why. Be vulnerable with us. I'm trying. I love music. I'm fucking. Unclench. You can sacrifice your sacrifice sitting in the back row. Bobby, your boy and James, I don't know if you know this car, are twirly birding around rooms trying out for plays non-stop. I never tried out for a play when I was younger. First of all, my kid's the topper. Sure, sure, sure. Either way. Would you rather have your boy laying on his stomach though or your My kid's the topper. Sure, sure, sure. Either way. Would you rather have your boy laying on his stomach though or your boy's underwear smelling like someone else's butt?

What are the choices again? Okay, it could be. Okay, yeah, I gotta figure this out. Yeah, I fucking hated the remake. I've never seen it, the original. Full three. What? Yeah, cause I'm not gay. You don't have to be gay for that. I haven never seen it, the original. Full three. Yeah, cause I'm not gay. You don't have to be gay for that.

I haven't seen the- It's about gangs. It's about gay gangs. And love. No, I don't mind a musical. I like a musical, but I've never seen the whole thing. It's a Romeo and Juliet. Never seen it.

What are you overcompensating for? Never seen that, never seen that. What are you overcompensating for? Because all the shows you like to watch, you're like, it's like SWAT and guys doing like, and bounty hunters and- I don't like that, I like Psych. And It's like SWAT and guys doing like, and bounty hunters. I don't like that. I like Psych.

And uh... I like Psych, a silly show. They do musicals once a year. Once a year they have a musical episode of Psych. And you get upset. I get happy. I don't mind a musical. I don't like when the show's musical up my regular shows.

I hate that. So dude, when Psych did a musical, are you crazy? It's a great one. That was a great episode. And you think that's less gay than West Side Story? I don't know. About gang life in the 50s. Yeah, about gay gang life, they danced, they didn't fight.

Were you around the 50s? That's how they fought back then. Yeah, well. Here is my favorite, this is my favorite. Their little jumps. Yeah, this is the best part. Could you imagine that happening with a gang in your street? Look at the moves.

This is my favorite part. I would just go over get blowjobs from all of them. Yeah Get the fuck out of the way. Nobody would have a problem yelling at them when they're crossing the street. Get the fuck out of the street Yeah, hey Nancy's when you're done an African guy with a machete Shetty just shows up, goes through all of them. No. I mean. Palestinians come over and just fucking light them on fire. All it took was one Puerto Rican.

Is that the Puerto, and now, can you explain to me the story about this? Cause I swear to God, I've never seen it. Sure. All the way through. In New York at one time, at one point, if you could believe it, dominated by whites. When?

The good old days. When? I mean, dominated by well around this time. Now, The good old days. When? I mean, dominated by well around this time. Now, can I ask one quick question? So Puerto Ricans back then still looked like... How great would it be if we lived in a time where a Lewis can walk down the street and be surrounded? Oh, okay. So the Puerto Ricans back then looked like the Puerto Ricans now?

Yeah, their pants were a little higher. Well, they were just all white guys. Okay. Their pants were a little higher though. I think he should dress like that. Lewis should start dressing like this guy. Go back, go back, back because they want to see how he spins to touch the wall and frustration They just got picked on the makeup is so funny because he's Irish Imagine being trying to get intimidated by two guys who just danced their way in front of you

Like now what I'm like now what are you guys gonna rape me? Jay I'm sorry. I didn't mean to call you okay Jay I didn't mean to call you gay Jay More Rickens, what is it? What's Rickens Puerto Rico chickens? They move in packs look at thisography you gotta gather more Puerto Ricans so now they're back in their neighborhood. No. What are they? Puerto Ricans. So the Jets. Okay so you're right. I'm sorry lower this. The Jets play in the Meadowlands. So the Puerto Ricans play in every park all summer. And they use up all the public grills. The Puerto Ricans are on all the podcasts.

So it was a very white New York, an amazing time, they say in our history. The golden days. The golden days of New York City. That Trump's trying to get back to. Yeah, he's trying to turn back the clock a little bit, am I right? Is that what we'll call it? I guess that's a good way to call it. Trump's trying to turn back the clock a little bit. Am I right? Call it

A little bit man. I saw a little more time. I think he's got a hat Jay. I'm pretty sure he's got a hat This is what he's trying to do Guys are trying to help he wants to do his part Trump's the ultimate jet He's an old Donald Trump's the ultimate jet I'm one of the last remaining members of the jet. Oh, can somebody please AI him dancing? I guarantee He'll retweet it a hundred percent. He's one of the jets Yeah, oh, I think you should make the Puerto Ricans Mexicans and have him like fucking dancing over a wall. Yeah, but I added Put tattoos on the knuckles

So In a white dominated Hell's Kitchen area. Yeah Irish, right? Seems like it. Well, I don't think Irish is the best dancers Yeah, there's some Italian there. I don't know if you've seen Irish step dancing, but whatever Shout out Riverdance. We'll move'll move on yeah that would be way less gay than what's happening if they did a Riverdance they don't even use their arms yeah they just like stare you know they stare you with the weather so the Puerto Ricans use your arms in Ireland they cut them off because you were too

silly his arms off he's being gay in the dance. So what are they supposed to be? Polish Irish mix. Okay. Polish Irish mix, yeah. Yeah, pollocks. Fucking pasty pollocks. A little fun history about Hell's Kitchen, it was mostly Irish back in the day.

The Westies. It was Irish, the Irish mafia was over there. It's the Westies. Yeah, and they just recently, in the last 10 years, have been pushed out. The Westies? No, the Irish people. It's the Westies.

It's the Irish people. I think the world calls them the Westies. Oh my. You too. It's fish salad. I wanna tell you, I wanna tell you the story of West Side Story. Fish salad, white fish salad. White fish salad.

White fish salad. Yes, go ahead. So. Yeah, the Irish. The Irish Pollocks for the time have been menacing their own streets, but mostly with dance. And it seems like a very low crime, but they do have switchblades on them.

Yeah. But that's last resort. And so they are fighting for control of just the streets, really, just no one seems to be, no real crime going on. They just want to be able to dance freely without the influence or interference of the other race. Right, right. Can I ask a question?

They want to keep their dances clean. So where... There's a West Side story, too, with black people moving in the neighborhood, and then the breakdancing, and then the stancin' really starts up, the you got served. The Puerto Ricans. Yeah. What that you got served the Puerto Ricans Yeah, what are they calling it Puerto Rico? No, what did you sharks Puerto Ricans Puerto Ricans? They're lousy chickens

The Puerto Ricans the Puerto Ricans so they're there that's not their neighbor I don't think didn't have a section of it. They have they have moved in the immigrants are here now, right and our Polak Irish Irish dancing friends are not enjoying that at all. They wanna dance the way they dance. And these guys are also bringing in their fucking Hispanic bullshit dancing with the snaps and a lot of fucking frilly skr.

Yeah. It's loud, they go way late. They do not have any appreciation for other people's time. They're on their stoops nonstop. They're probably getting money from the government so they're not even have to work the next day. The Jets families they know it's like hey we got to stop dancing and singing in the streets at about 10 p.m. or else our parents are going to kick our ass. And like Colin Quinn said they're the only

people that take the inside stuff out the outside stuff in. Yes. Which annoys Irish Pollocks. They stay pregnant. No doubt. So you'll find out though Although the Jets would like the sharks pushed out right through song you will hear that the Puerto Ricans in fact love to live in America They love it. They love to be in America How you really came out of you Hold on to that one, baby Now Bernardo what our Bernardo is the? The guy who spun sad. Spun sad? Yeah, the guy who spun, who got his spins into his sadness.

Is there any other way to be sad than to spin sad? I wish I could. I'm gonna do that one. I wish when I was upset about stuff that I was able to maintain the humor to like, just to turn from Christina, some kind of thing like that, and just turn. The next time I walk into Dawn when she's sleeping at night and I want to have sex, I'm just going to go. And then look back.

She's going to be like this. Nice. Oh, God. So, Bernardo is not, he. I love that they took Italian and just made him Puerto Rican. So he's Bernardo is not he Italian and just made him Puerto Rican The ladies the Puerto Rican ladies are having a good time They're not feeling the same street pressure that the guys are feeling out in gangland warfare Of course, so the girls are having a ball

Then they say you know what for some odd reason there's a dance and all of the Puerto Ricans and all of the Polok Irish are coming. And in that, a fringe member of the Jets who's trying to turn his life around, he doesn't want to just be dancing in the streets anymore. There's a future out there. So his name is Tony, Tony got himself a real job. Tony's a jet. He's an Irish Polok named Tony?

They didn't overthink that. Yeah. Sorry,think that. Yeah. Sorry, you should. Yeah, Tony Jablonski. Yeah. It took a little creative liberty. Tony Sean McGillicudder. So Tony.

Anthony. Tony shows up to the dance, you know, just to be there to support his buds, say hi to the old gang. Can I ask you a quick question? Sure. These Puerto Rican guys right here seem to have these leather wristbands. I'm just wondering, in your lifetime,

have you ever had one of those? Yes. Okay, great, go ahead. So, wore one on Bad Boys of Comedy. Okay, perfect. You can see it. That one, tell you what, a lot of people don't mention that part when they see that stupid outfit

they made me wear on that, but that part was mine. Yeah, your Puerto Rican gang dance? Yes. So they have what I can only describe and they fuck this up to in the new one one of the greatest No fight involved dances here where everybody goes Was that just incredible was that just to keep your blood going your heart rate Strap a leather band to his arms. Get him out there. I think, isn't there a West Side Story joke in here?

Yes. My West Side Story joke is it closes it. What? I'm dressed like a shark. Can we please, can we please watch it at the end? Just at the end, we'll throw that on. Oh my god, that leather band is just nuts. That's a whole cow.

It really doesn't grow with you. Can I leave though while we do this? Can I leave while we do this? No, come on, go ahead. You look fucking adorable. Look at you now. Don't with you. Can I leave though while we do this? Can I leave while we do this? No, come on, go ahead. You look fucking adorable. Look at you now. Don't do it. Christine, are you gonna play it?

Don't. Yeah. No, Jane, no. No. No. Okay, we're not gonna play it right now. We might play it later. No.

You look like a little kid. But definitely West Side Story. And what's funny is I say West Side Story. I say West Side Story and I sing a tune to a Grease, it's actually, to Grease Lightning is actually what I, what I, Jay is a theater nerd, man. You, I say in the next couple years,

you try to get in a real musical on Broadway. I was in an off Broadway musical already. No you weren't. Yes I was. Off, not, not. You know this. It was off, off, off. That was three offs.

I mean, I don't know how much off Broadway you can be. Where was it? Off of Broadway. No, but where? 72nd and Broadway. That's not the Broadway they're talking about. They're talking about this Broadway down here. Yeah, but we were off Broadway.

That's where my therapist is. Directly across the street from the therapist at the triad. Yeah, I know. That's not a fucking off-Broadway. That's off-off-Broadway. Excuse me? That's off-off-off.

Excuse me? That's three offs. Well, the point is I was in a musical. You were. You were. What's that? It's off-Broadway. It's not off-Broadway.

I know you're gonna stick up for me as your man. It is off-off-off-off. Well, I danced with a cane, so it felt off-Broadway to me. What? I had to dance with a cane. Dude, your fucking life, dude.? I had to dance with a cane. Ha, dude, your fuckin' life, dude. Here we go. Give Bobby a taste of my side story.

I've seen it before, but I will never turn down a chance to see you. I wish you could find me taking my pain. I tried to teach myself how to fight when I was younger. I thought I was gonna be the shit. Man, I was so. I had a plan. I was gonna watch movies. Performing for black people.

God damn. I tell you, he doesn't motherf tell you this motherfucking anybody gonna say that shit to me those do you look so crazy looking at that and then looking at the I mean you're wearing a fucking they made me wear that no the pants are so those were mine sorry sorry those pants were my choice I bet those were a size 48. You were in a fucking duvet. Those are huge pants. Those are 48 and I'm wearing 36. And those aren't even fitted.

Those are just, you bought. I bought those baggy though. You bought them, the baggy was in, yeah. They were big on me, clearly. Dude, you look so good right now. Well, I'm not wearing. Kiss, kiss, kiss. Uh, jacket.

Kiss. No tape. But let me sleep on it. Baby, baby, let me sleep on it. I got to know right now, do you know that? Go ahead, Christine, let me see me dance. Wait, really quick. But the Triad Theater, Joni, considered an off-Broadway venue.

You know what, Christine, I could find anything with AI. That's a good woman right there. That was AI. That was bullshit. I guess I was in an off-Broadway production. There's no way. First of all, how many? So was I. How many seats? Yeah. Were you? I was in a play called Mono, it was in an off-broadway production. There's no way first of all how many seats? Yeah, are you I was in a play called? Mono some theater. Oh, yes, what you had

Kissing disease. What's up, son? I was in off. I was actually in off-broadway. Oh now who's gay? Yeah, but that's super gay. It wasn't a musical. No fucking it was acting mine was a play Well, we did was fun because we're not Bobby it's gayer to stage act. It is not. I don't think so. Acting gay to sing and dance is funny. You're saying.

What you're doing was you took your lines very seriously. You're saying, first of all, it was a comedy, so I didn't. Second of all, four dogs in a bone. Second of all. You take your comedy very seriously. You have to go be alone in a room and find your center before you go on stage. No, because you invite 75 people, Second of all, Four Dogs in a Bone. Second of all. You take your comedy very seriously. You have to go be alone in a room and find your center before you go on stage.

No, because you invite 75 people because you're a fucking hippie. Yeah, we're trying to hang out, we're shooting this shit, man. No, but also, everybody's smoking weed in the dressing room and I'm 39 years sober, I don't want to lose my sobriety because fucking Josh and everybody else, hey man, fucking, we're not on the show,

but we're here to support Jay. Josh doesn't even smoke. Listen, I went to the other room. You have to go storyboard your set. I wrote down my jokes that I was gonna do, and I had my little room. You fucking go on and wing it. Yeah, did I come in?

I'm like fucking Larry Flint. Party's never gonna end, guys. Spin around with bottles. Yeah, you smoke weed, I don't have that. You get to take a lexapro My green rooms going on Do SS our eyes Keep your serotonin see don't cry when you're alone. I can't even do soda anymore. I can't even have a drink. I have to drink water

Go ahead Christine for the love of God. you don't have to play the sounds. Play it loud. I watch movies. See, I was getting fucked with at school a lot, right? So I'm fucking going home to my grandma. Stop for one second. What movies do we have? Stop for one second.

I love that your beard is growing in thicker and just two spots on the mustache. Patrice called that my just, Patrice called that beard my jawline. He said, I don't have a beard. I just make my own jawline Some gangs and violent shit and some fights. What do we got? She goes? Oh gangs we have Greece and West Side Story, so Man cigarettes is I watched him a lot boy. I went to school real cocky

Starting shit with these Broadway skills skills I'm slapping people and pushing them and shit I like to think they tweaked my voice for fair use oh absolutely they probably made my voice super high yeah this is when you can really sing I said the word I say the words and shit in this set that's a word I know it's my first saw and I've never watched it full-time again, I say in shit after all. That was your thing? Some something shit.

And then I go, you're gonna go to the store and shit? And then she's gonna come talk to me and shit? He's cold switching. Mine, mine. Boy, boy was it. Mine was, uh, blblblbl. Oh, man. I used to go, blblblbl, what's up everybody?

Bobby, we do it, and then you retire an hour and you go, all right, what's gonna be my blblbl joke this year? I Used to go Then you retire an hour and you go, all right, what's gonna be my little joke this year? How we gonna get little in oh My god, stop pausing on these parts. Can you take the last sip? What a psychotic 30? I was like I'll be there. I'll be there. Right? Yeah Yeah, 3.30 it is. What? See you then. They don't like that shit.

When you get a little flaring at the end, they don't like it. What? You've always wanted to dance. It's 3.30, I'm walking out. Ah! You've always got to dance in your car. What the hell does that mean?

That means you're an orange peel face. Listen, Jay, it's not bad. You have dance in your heart. You're orange peel-phobic. I'm not. I love orange peels. I love when you dance. It makes me so happy. My friend is getting in touch with dance. So what? So what dude? Dance. I love to dance. Fucking dance bro. I thought you said together we were gonna do the new edition choreography. Buddy, I'll do anything you want because I support you in your life. You're like my son that I want to just get behind. Why do we got to take a break now? We got three reads.

Oh, and Bobby, right. No, I've been killing it. Yeah. I mean, dude, that was fucked up. What? No. Just because we, don't get mad that you saw old Fat Jay. Well, they didn't even have me dance yet. Let him dance.

He dances you skinnier in the second half. That's all it took. I stopped diet soda and I danced once in a while. I stopped drinking soda. Oh my god. I'm a crazy motherfucker and you don't want to mess with me. And the background dancers jumped like, motherfucker, crazy motherfucker

yes it's the best. We all got our asses kicked but it was fucking good. It's my favorite. Look at the fingers. I think we have a little animation in that somewhere. Look at those little sausage fingers flip around. Ha ha. Ha ha. You're gorgeous. What? From that, you have moves. Oh, listen. I know, I'm in tune with my body. That's genuine.

Yeah, it's in you, dude. You, you are- I know to move my body, so what? So what? The man who knows how to move his body. You're made to dance with a cane. Oh, you haven't seen my cane dance. There's no footage at all of Ha the Musical.

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Right now on OnlyFansTV it's called Don't Serve Me, check it out. She's going to be at Hilarities in Cleveland June 8th in Comet Comedy in Cincinnati June 13th and 14th. Robert Kelly is everywhere. Um. He's not, he's only going to be in San Diego and 14th, Robert Kelly is everywhere. He's not, he's only gonna be in San Diego and Ben Salem, VA. Take the summer off, dude. Actually, he's, and then the Dojo for some. Dojo, I'm gonna, Monday night, next Monday night,

I'm at the Dojo with Aaron Berg and Joe List. Yeah, how's that possible? I don't know, I don't know. I'm gonna leave here and try to make it there. I don't know. Okay. Yeah, I don't know. I'm gonna leave here and try to make it there. I don't know. Okay. Yeah, I don't know. I was like, are we off on Monday? Nope, I'm gonna leave here at 7 and try to go through traffic and get there. The show starts at 7. Yep. No, it starts at 8. Door is at 7. Starts at 8, door is at 7.

You just gotta go late in the lineup. You'll be alright. Stop stressing me out, man. It's my show. Look at the thing. No, you didn't look at the thing. You did it. You just... I saw the thing, the flyer. Yeah, the fucking Aaron Berg flyer that he put together. Cigars and comedy.

Cigars, smoking, stoking, laughing. Smoking, toking, laughing? Come down and hang out and get some bad breath with good jokes, good girl. I'll be in Cincinnati next weekend. This weekend I can't say. Why? I'm not allowed to say.

What? Maybe it's a surprise. Are you doing a surprise show? No. What? Maybe I'll be a surprise somewhere. What, you comin' to Mic Drop to do a show with me this weekend? Maybe I'll be a surprise somewhere. What you coming to Mic Drop to do a show with me this weekend? Maybe I'll be at Mic Drop with Bobby.

Are you coming to Mic Drop this weekend to do a show with me? Wouldn't that be something? That'd be the shit. Come down dude. No. Oh fuck. Wherever I'm this weekend, I'll be dancing and I can't have you there for that. I won't sit there for your judgment while I'm letting go.

I don't judge you dude. I support everything you do. I could dance like no black people or no Bobby's are watching. I support whatever you do son Whatever you whatever you take comedy comm and we'll be right back everyone's the bonfire. We're hanging out Karen Feehan all day. Oh Nice right here