The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Dancing Wedding Hams

Episode Date: September 3, 2024

Bobby proves he can sing like Steve Perry by breaking out into a Journey song. Jay wants to perform a synchronized dance routine with members of the Bonfire. The song would be by New Edition and DJ Lou & Christine are not allowed in the group. This leads to watching infuriating, choreographed, wedding dance numbers. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to new episodes ad-free and a whole week early.

And now the bonfire with Big J Elkerson and Robert Kelly We've hit Bobby's era of gay Italian rock come on. This is great. They're Italian right now all Italian solo So gente my body down a motorbed exclusive did you ever? You shaking your head at Mortadella You shaking your head at? Mottadella. Mottadella is my favorite meat by the way.

Really? Nut meat? Dude Italian, oh dude. Italian nut meat? You got Mottadella, it's actually a... Pistachio. Pistachio. Yeah.

Nut. Well I was just giving the, I was trying to be descriptive. Nut meat, oh yeah. You gotta get better at being descriptive. Yeah dude, I gotta get better. Yeah dude, Mottadella, you're fucking at Mottadella, you got my heart. I call it Mottadella. Mottadella. You know there's only a certain town in Italy, dude, Modadela? You're fucking at Modadela, you got my heart. I call it Modadela.

Modadela. You know there's only a certain town in Italy that makes Modadela? Is it the town of Modadela? Yeah, it is. I have to assume. Yeah, it is. But I don't think they can,

I think Modadela was illegal in America for a minute. Why? Do tell. I don't know, Jacob. Why don't you ask your famous chef friend, he'll know Because it's not like cheese curds are illegal here, I think yeah something like that some weird shit Yeah, you know all our food is poison but good matadela Well, I mean mortadels gotta be poison I mean it couldn't be more processed there's nuts in the meat

No, matadela is the finest of balonies There's nuts in the meat. No, mortadella is the finest of bologna. Yeah, it's bologna, right? It's original bologna. Oh, fuck you. You never had mortadella. It banned until 2000. Yep. Oh, Italian mortadella.

Yeah. And other cured meats. From 67, 2000, due to concerns over swine flu outbreaks. Yeah, we did. The ban was precaution as swine flu is transmitted by contact with pigs, not through food. Well, what a great, oh I'm still jamming. What a good song.

You wanna hear the original? The original. I never got swine flu, I've been with a bunch of pigs. No. Is this the original one of that? Of that song, yeah. Dude, monoskin sucks. No, dude.

Kristen, show what they look like. You mean the sexiest people in the world? They're not. They look like they smell. They do look like they smell. They have that European smelly look. Yeah, it's like they think their sweat is sexy. The drummer is...

The guys are girls, the girls are guys. Dude, the drummer is just ridiculous. Everybody's everything. Oh my god, they're so... Everybody in there is hot except for the redhead. Christine, bring up a music video of theirs, and then Lil, if you wouldn't mind putting on Ominous Wind.

No, dude, play Mamma Mia. Mamma Mia is my favorite song. Oh, is that their other? One of their other hits. Is it Mamma Mia, is that another cover? No. You know Mamma Mia is a song. I know Mamma Mia, here we go again. No, this song is an Mamma Mia is a song. I know Mamma Mia here we go again. Yeah.

No this song is an original song and this song. I feel that. Dude that girl's got armpit hair and her pussy hair. That's it. She has bald pussy hair but she has hair on her inner thighs and they're dark and they're long and she doesn't think it's gross. Look at that drummer dude. What is he? Mia You know, I don't see myself as a twink The originator of the pearl necklace, what is this music? Yeah men's pro necklace Yeah Video sucks Well, do me fair Christine. Can you spec the video up a little bit?

Lou if you wouldn't mind putting some ominous wind sounds and some evil violins And maybe this time let's add some some creepy cello Christine if you wouldn't mind hitting the lights, please And maybe this time let's add some, uh, some creepy cello. This is my favorite thing. This is one of my favorite things. Christine, if you wouldn't mind hitting the lights, please? Uh... That's not the lights at all. We're watching the video of Maniskin.

I thought the big light was on because it's so bright in here. Wow. I mean, look at his hair, dude. Off-right. Look at the drum his hair. Okay, we got some ominous wind. Yeah. Enjoying that. We're watching the Maniskin video, Mama Mia, on YouTube. Okay, we got some ominous wind. Yeah We're watching the maniskin video Mamma Mia on YouTube. What is that? What's the yeah? Is it the cello?

We need a say would you write creepy violin no Right in creepy violin. And then we're gonna play this monoskept video and you're gonna see these freaky whatevers. So the people at home are gonna have to pick up this video and do this. Perfect. Now can we get some cello? Oh really some... Eerie cello. What do you do on your off time that this hat? Wow, I would never do this in my off time I'd be too scared Creepy, how do you know a creepy cello? I don't I just feel like it'll work Maybe this is your thing this you should start a YouTube page of this

This could be your shot to start. Go ahead and play the video. Two guys at the peeing in the toilet. Two possible men peeing, but they're girls and he stuffs his face in the piss. He stuffs his face in the piss and he's screaming in the piss and he winks. And then it says rest in piss above the-

He killed a guy in the thing above the tub because italians don't take showers they take baths look they're thrill killers she's hot they're thrill killers thrill killers oh hey

door opened which killed all the horror we have guests in the studio to come hang out and watch the show. We're in the middle of proving that Monoskin's gay unless you put creepy music over it. But Bobby likes the gay version. I like Monoskin and I think it's a poppy, rocky, Italian band and I think they make me my butt pump. They're not rocky. They're rocky?

They're not rocky. Sure they are. No they're not. It's rocky-ish. No they're freaky hee-shees, they sing a bunch of disco. Just cause you're a heavy metal loser. I listen, my favorite guy's a six foot five hee-shee named Marilyn Manson.

What are you complaining about? Dude, Marilyn Manson would laugh at these guys. He'd suck their dick first, but then he'd laugh at them. Now their music sucks. No, it doesn't suck. Turn the regular music back up. Yeah, play this. ["Sucker Cocks"]

Uh, uh, uh. Come on, Christine, you're gonna be on this. I'd rather drive to evil. Look, Christine's bopping her head, you're in, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh. Christine. Christine sucks cocks. Yeah, Christine likes such shitty music. She never take are you kidding me? She's bummed she missed 182 garbage You can turn lights back on Yeah, no Christine did go nuts with Madison Square Garden, though.

But her music taste, uh, is just garbage, dude. She's bummed she couldn't go see Green Day. Green Day! And Smashing Pumpkins. I love Green Day and Smashing Pump... Why would you not want to go to that show? Smashing Pumpkins rules, but they're terrible live. But Mike Cannon...

They're better now. Mike Cannon saw him, he said, because they're terrible live but Mike Cannon they're better now Mike Cannon saw me said because they're going not last That he's like playing like for his like ego Like he's trying to like kick ass like what their sets now. He's trying playing their songs The way they should lightening speed to get through them. Yeah. No, I know I said I think he's trying to like put one on Green Day Which I would just leave during Green Day. Green Day puts on a phenomenal show.

There's not even a song you could say, hey, if they open with this, I'm dying to hear that, and then we could leave after this song. I love that when... Before Green Day comes out, I could leave. This is so funny. You say your opinions on things as they're facts? Yeah.

And they're not. Sure. I like Green Day. Not really though, you know. This is what you do. You mind fuck people, Jay. Well, if you passionately believe that you love Green Day, you would stand behind it, but their songs stink

and he sings in a fake English accent. It's the dumbest thing I've ever seen in my life. And I told you, I love the fake English accent. It's the dumbest thing and I told you I love the fake English accent That's weird. Why I like it. It all keeps adding up. Yeah Two burgers, please. Am I just patterned? That's not how it's supposed to work. I supposed to have a British accent and sing American No, why why British people have American accent and they talk British? We don't fuck with them. You didn't fuck with Robert Plant.

Because nobody wants to hear your stupid British accent singing. That's why they learn to sing right. That's such a bullshit thing. I like a little hint of English accent. 182, same other fuckin' nonsensical pinch nose bullshit. I like it, I like it. You shouldn't.

Why shouldn't I? Because you're a grown man. I'm a grown man that likes different things. What was the other little sissy you tried to show us the one time, Machine Gun Kelly? No, it was Machine Gun Kelly and Young Blood. Young Blood. What was their song together? I don't know, man, but you...

Your musical taste, if undirected in any way, goes straight to current 14-year-old girl of any era. You, your musical taste, if undirected in any way, goes straight to current 14 year old girl of any era. I never had a dad. Sure didn't. And I don't want you to try to be my dad. Why not, dude? Come on, take you to a fog head concert

and we'll fix the old Camaro. Can I tell you something? Max does have better, like harder taste in music. Yeah, you're probably getting there know I love this song right here Oh when you drive doing the same thing about Bob Bob, but they do bobo driving down the road by yourself Flunges you shouldn't listen to this by yourself listen to this Bobby if you're in the car by yourself listening to to this, it's you calling it by yourself because you're trying to keep like a 13-year-old girl you kidnapped calm while she's tied up in your backseat.

This is what you... No, no, no. What do you want to listen to? What do you want to listen to? Stop screaming. Stop screaming. Turn it up a little bit. Come here. I guess I like this. This is what we're all saying in our heads when we're alone, right here. Hey, you'll be a good girl, right? You're not gonna make me have to do anything crazy. Are you? No, sir No, bring the video with the young blood guy. Yeah, it's crazy. He looks like a vampire boy

He looks like He looks like Adamant and Billy Idol mixed right? He's got big fat juicy lips right here. Well, you have to listen listen It's got big fat juicy lips right here. You have to listen listen But you have to do harder music if you're gonna look like this this is hard right here ready it gets hard right here Nice and soft. This is all hard to look drugs switch the switch the song switch it to the video one The more he tries to be a rebel Infuriating Bobby this guy's not hard. He's hard. He's not. I'm hard watching him.

Right here. Dude. And I think everyone in this room could attest to this. I would rather Isabella show up and say she's dating two black guys at the same time than come home with one of these things. She is dating two minorities at the same time, then come home with one of these things. She is kind of, she is dating two minorities at the same time.

She is, she's black and Hispanic, both. What's his name, Tito? What's his name? Something like that, probably. Tito Jackson. Tito Jackson. Isaiah. No.

I was close? No, you weren't close, but we're not saying it. You know why I like these guys? Trying to put a young man on blast? You can actually sing this and feel like you sound like it. It's like Journey. What? Yeah, I can sing this and feel like I'm singing it. No, no, no, no.

You said something else that was absolutely crazy. Journey. Just back up and say you were just giving an example and you picked the wrong one. I did not. When I sing Journey, I feel like I can hit it. Why was on every... Remember back in the day?

Bobby. Bobby, remember back in the day when you would get your first headshots? Yeah. And then you'd print out on a piece of paper your resume. Yeah. And you'd staple it to the back of the headshot,

and you'd send it out with your tape. Yeah. And then in a little section, you would put, because you thought you were supposed to, like, special. Special abilities. Abilities. You would have put, can sing like Steve Perry.

How do you know I didn't? Because you didn't. Because I know this about you by now. You don't know that. And you can't sing like Steve Perry. I had singing. I put singing. Did you?

Yeah. I put singing and juggling. You never know. I put singing and juggling. You never know. I remember you said juggling, singing, I didn't know. You'll be swell, you'll be great. Gonna have the whole world on a plate. I think one of them I had, I could raise my eyebrow.

You can give a people's eyebrow? I know that's popular right now. That's popular. That's fucking hilarious. Journey, dude. I can hit those notes. I don't know why. Which one? Any. Journey, dude. I can hit those notes. I don't know why. Which one?

Any. No, don't go to Don't Stop Believing. Christine, are you crazy of all songs? No. It was just first line. Faithfully. Don't Stop Is My Jam is the one I can hit. No one wants to hear that song ever again forever.

Don't Stop Believing? You're a negative person. I'm not. You are. I'm not. It's overused. Buddy, it doesn't matter what you feel inside. Every time a DJ has to go, hey, white people. And then they put on there, and everyone's saying,

just a city boy. Are you crazy? There's no South Detroit, by the way, for the record. In Jericho. Doesn't exist. There's no such thing. There used to be before the Great White Flight. Um, Buddy, you're crazy. You just...

I'm crazy that you can't sing faithfully by journey. No, you're crazy, because I can, and second of all, there's certain songs, certain bands, when played, they get everybody into it. We're at Limp Bizkit, middle of the show. What did they play that we all flipped out on? Nope. Thatkit, middle of the show. What did they play that we all flipped out on? Nope. That was the beginning of the show.

Nope. Lou, you would know if you were in the parking lot getting fingered by your new girl. Yeah. If you weren't fucking on a tampon run. Well, I heard this one. You did. It was the first song. As you were leaving, you heard it. I heard as I went down, I was repelling the stairs. Yeah, you asshole.

You went just to see Corey. That's good enough. You're a lunatic. You really are a maniac. Waiting in a parking lot by yourself for an Uber to show up. What song did they do that we went nuts for? Dude, Bon Jovi. Oh, yeah.

I didn't go nuts for that. Yeah, you did. You sang it. We all sang it. We all sang it. I don't know if I sang it. I didn't go nuts for that. Yeah, you did. You sang it. We all sang it. We all sang it. I don't know if I sang it. I don't have any evidence to be singing that at all. I have video of you singing it.

Maybe you do. I may have looked over you and caught the spirit when you were so excited by it that I was now. And we were in New Jersey, but now. Living on a prayer is another one I could do without for life. Everybody in the place sang it. People are sheep. Yeah we're not sheep we like music and we like songs that speak to us and whoa living on a prayer I know you did. Take my hand, we'll make it, I swear. Whoa, living on a prayer, living on a prayer.

So. What? What? You think you can sing Steve Perry. That's a different, that's a different, that's E. It's an octave that you don't have. That's C, C or E. Bobby, e it's an octave that you don't have That was you're living on a prayer note you're not gonna hit buddy I'm a I'm a I'm a I'm where my range is I sing my version Steve Perry can't hit Steve Perry

Start too high you're panicking he was talking you panic you start too high You guys go so low so you don't have to go high restless Sleep alone Oh God tonight Sending all my love along the wire What? It's crumbling What?

Bobby you can't just say what and then we all get excited for it Faithfully No, no What? Did I just do that? Right down the line it's been you and me I'm so into it right now There's nothing worse than when you're doing something so white and a new cool black guy walks in the room Lou help me out. That hurt so much. Faithfully.

Oh, I'm right there, dude. Oh. Oh. Oh. Bobby Kelly. The darkest lights. Another beat-top world. Bobby Kelly We all need the clowns you farted make us smile you farted when you said that that's that actually means something to me

Now now start picking up wondering where I am lost without you feel the party easy on this love affair oh you're getting nervous two strangers learn to fall in love again Oh, you're getting nervous. You're hanging in there by a thread. by me oh I'm forever your cigarettes of a decade ago just came back faithfully thank you guys oh it's not over yet Bobby I'll do the woes for you and you do your big part. I'm still young

faithfully I'm still young It was all better than I thought it was gonna be. I was right there. It wasn't bad. I mean... By the way, if that's what you pulled out of the karaoke to sing faithfully, the room would go nuts. For sure.

And now, if you don't do faithfully, next time we do Comedy Jam, you're out of your mind. Here's the deal. When, with karaoke though, something happens to me and I, and my, my face gets red and I get blotchy. Yeah, and my throat closes Yeah, really do see what Bobby's like when he's driving back alone from New Hampshire Like this is him and it's it's beautiful to see but you you're in such you're such joy. You don't understand it Me and Max will drive in the car singing full-out

I love it. I love hearing him sing, because he can actually carry a tune. He does chorus and stuff. What a song bird. We had no idea. We put on Jelly Roll. Oh.

Better than that. I mean, it's not. Better than Faithfully. Well, Faithfully is good too. It's a Jelly Roll. That was you. Do you remember, I don't know if you were at my wedding to Carla.

It was not. I wasn't invited. We were. Wasn't invited. We weren't invited if you were at my wedding to Carla. It was not. I wasn't invited. We were... Wasn't invited. We weren't invited. We were... Let's just scale it. I don't know if that's true.

100% true. I don't think that's true. That doesn't seem right. It's 100% true. You can find out. But everybody's invited. Oh, ask Carla. You can find out.

I'll ask Carla. Yeah, ask Carla. I was not invited. Gary Goldman came to it. I was invited. You were invited. Gary Goldman came to it. I was invited. You were invited. Hang on one second.

Real pause. See how that works, Jacob? Anyways. And we move on. Then we move on. No one's butt-hurt, person's show or nothing. At my wedding, everybody knew, like before me and Carla got married, there was already, particularly mine too, like very public,

like getting caught, fucking around, or doing some shit. And then we just didn't think when we were going through the wedding DJ shit, that we picked Faithfully as our first dance song. And to hear a room of 300 people, like biting their lips, like the sound of squish, of lip being bit to not laugh at us.

And then me and Carla just looked at each other going like, oh, this was a weird choice. Uh, you know, I went to Colin's wedding. Uh, and man, he, him and Jen, uh, did a re, they did a, uh, uh... Choreographed dance. Choreographed dance. It's the gayest thing I've ever heard.

Stop. Listen to me, dude. I believe you. This happens a lot now, and it should stop. First of all, it was so weird because you found out where you were on the business by the table you were at, because he had like Seinfeld, Amy, Seth at one table, and then, you know, me and Norton. Yeah.

You know what I mean? But then it was funny because then you saw Nick DiPaolo at another table by himself with like Colin's cousin. You know what I mean? But dude, he opened up the wedding to, I believe it was Greece, and they did a choreographed dance and they did it well. Like they went and were taught how to do it. It was kind of fucking cool to see Colin Quinn.

It wasn't though, no it wasn't. Dude, Colin Quinn did dancing? Nobody did a video of this? It was crazy of fucking cool to see Colin Quinn Dude Colin Quinn did dancing It was it was crazy to see this video. It was crazy to see I'm sure but it wasn't cool to see It's watching your friend has just been Mentally fucking manipulated by a woman That's what you've learned. I don't know dude Colin Quinn dancing to this I think it was this song and right after that they played Prince and I got so into it I tried to do a split and that's what I was at

Probably my one of my biggest and I split my pants down the middle. We had to leave the wedding early. I Literally went down and I came back up and I went down. I split my pants Bang and come back up the body the music gets in me and I don't know, I don't control the rest of it. You're gonna have to learn to control yourself. I can't. Yeah, this was it. I split my pants all the way from the back of my butt,

all the way to my balls. I had to sit down and then we had to leave. And we tried to leave through a back door and there was this Brooklyn off-duty Detective guy one of Collins friends and he goes can't go this way. You gotta go the other way and I was like Yeah, we just want to leave this I said you can't go this way. You gotta go the other way I go what the fuck do he goes you want a fucking prop? I mean you want a fucking problem I went and I'm with dawn and I'm like What the fuck you're, your boxers are showing

through your split pants, humiliating. Oh, it was terrible. And Dawn was like, let's just go. Because this guy would have, this guy would have beat the fuck out of me. Oh, this guy would, plus he was packed, but this guy would have just, with pleasure, punched me in the face in front of my wife. Yeah.

Yeah, so we had to go the other way. I told Colin, he just started laughing. He goes, oh yeah, that guy's crazy. Thanks, so we had to go the other way. I told Colin, he just started laughing. He goes, oh yeah, that guy's crazy. Thanks, Quinn. No, choreographed dance. Bring up videos of choreographed dance couples at weddings. They always look like assholes. I want to see if I have any.

I know by concept it's fine, but first of all, you ever see when the dudes, like there was one like walking down the aisle video that went viral. You see a guy coming out and he just keeps touching more Of his friends and then they get up and they're all doing this dance together And how dumb you look while there's like the 80 year old grandmother's like oxygen tanks And they're like doing all these stupid day like you're gonna Look back on this at some point and know you look like a jerk-off. I don't like dance like I don't like go I really don't like dance too much

Group dancing I don't like that, but I really don't like dance too much, group dancing, I don't like that. But I- I love group dancing. I know you do. But in my soul of souls, like when I see the Backstreet Boys, or NSYNC, or New Kids in the Block, when they do those dances, I feel like that's in me. Me too.

I wanna do that. Currently, right now, Bobby, this is something, this would be a real major step for the Bonfire, sans Dan Soder. And I'll tell you this, Dan, never gonna get involved in anything where you have to, I said I wanted to learn the entire choreography to, if it isn't loved

by New Edition, Dan wouldn't do it with me. I will do this with you, and I would be honored to do it with you. See, show him the dance. I'll work as hard as we have to work to get it down. Live at the Apollo. It's not that hard, Bobby. Buddy, I'm in. This isn't gonna be hard, and the only thing is, we have to get white suits with long jackets.

Who cares? I've been dying for that. Yeah. Oh. Hang on, she has it. Bobby, drink this in, dude. Already no problem. I'm already in. Ooh. You think we can't dance as well as 55-year-old black guys?

I'm halfway there now. I think I've done this before. Right there. Oh, I've definitely probably tried to bang out a few of these in a lonely hotel room in bumfuck where America's somewhere. You did this on one of your specials. You did a couple of these moves. I bop it out, I map it out in my head with simple hand gestures in the shower often.

Yeah. Right, oh that move right there with the knees. Bobby, it's gonna look like we're floating on air. But we can get this, let's do this. I know. I want it. You're preaching to the choir, dude. I know this is in me. We need two more people. Do we though?

We need two people, we need two more. Jacob and Lou. Jacob maybe. Lou know what? You ever see Lou try to dance? Not DJ Lou. It's the best. Oh, Black Lou. Black Lou. It's in him. Where is he? I know. I know you believe it should be in him. Watch this, Bobby. This is the part where, oh, how fun is that part going to look? And then all the girls in the front row are going to I would all to the you both of them Would be genius And black Lou no DJ Lou's never gonna do it

Did you remember DJ we try to dance the one time we try to get him dance if you but you're the boss You're the bosses if you tell him to commit he has to commit yeah, we tell us that you're fucking this is Mal That's how Matt Lauer got in trouble. What are we the guy from Fox News? What am I Roger Ailes? This is an exit. This isn't something unacceptable Louie Christine's pussy. I said so right now. Yes, boss Jacob you jerk off and come fast Tell me to do something Bobby spin around in your chair and put your thumb up your butt. Oh man, I Want to see this so bad. I want to see it so bad with our long shirts under our long jackets with our Very billowy pants who gets the hat

Who gets the white top hat though? You could do hat I'll do the hat you can do the hat because I like I'm proud of my hair done up Probably put a nice something in my hair that'll really pop on those white suits No, I mean, you know what like sparkles. Yeah, damn. I wish I had a chest It made sense to leave a few buttons unbuttoned See my fucking nipples through my shirt bouncing around Lucky for you Bobby, I have a voice like Ralph Shresban what What do they call the people that, the movies that design the wardrobe?

Gay? Yeah, but I mean there's- It is gay. Oh, I can't say the other word, you're not allowed to right now. Yeah, you can't. But you need one of those to get these suits. You should go all out on this. All right.

You can't Amazon Prime- What are you talking about? All right, I'll put the Craigslist ad up, but I don't think this was gonna show up in the door. You can't Amazon Prime this Costume This isn't this is a bigger endeavor than you think this isn't Amazon Prime This is me and Bobby go to a tailor. Yeah, and we tell them we want beautiful flowing perfectly fitting

Cut to us suits you can just go to and Bobby needs to hit a haberdasher for that. Dude, you go to any black tailor in a black neighborhood, every town has that store where you can walk in and that suit is available. And that guy, well- Yeah, you know that store. I think we need to- Cleveland has one.

Sure. Harlem has one. We need a cut to us though. Yeah, we just take it. Yeah, but I don't want to buy it in a place where you can buy a suit or jeans. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, no, they have the suit stores.

In the black neighborhoods, they have the suit stores. Look at Black Lou's blacking me up. It's true. Black Lou, right? Black me up. But Black Lou, will they take the time to give you a nice tailoring? Of course.

Yeah. That's when Tyson got in a fight with Mitch Green. You remember? Black me up. But Black Lou, will they take the time to give you a nice tailoring? Of course. Yes. I mean, really make a fight with Mitch Green. Remember? That's the exact type of place you have to go. Yes. It's a thing. OK. Black Lou, you're dancing with us, by the way.

What's up? Well, Black Lou, you have to do the, we're going to learn the entire choreography of If It Is In Love by New Edition live when they were older at the Apollo. I'm in. Thank you. Come on.

I want DJ Lou to do it too, but he doesn't really want to. Oh, here's my last time we tried to get DJ Lou to dance. This is one of my favorite videos of all times. He put on glasses. We were all going to do electronics, electronic shuffle dancing. It's the EDM craze. Everybody had done one. Everybody.

And Lou. And this is his. And then this was Lou's shot. Sick last dragon shirt though. That's it. You have to watch from the split second it starts because he just goes. That's it.

Pause it. He goes, in his mind he goes like one, two, three. He goes, I don't know what I'm doing That's the whole dance, please Christine. That's That's that's lose brain all the time the jump into it. That's lose brain. Oh, I don't know what I'm doing I want to do it, but I got nothing you got to just feel it. I have to feel it I wasn't feeling you have to let yourself feel it. I tried to I made a techno version of Still couldn't feel it. You need to open yourself up and let the music inside.

I might be able to let new edition in, but I'd probably wind up ruining the dance. Well, I wouldn't let new edition in all at once. Take them one at a time, you know what I mean? If you're gonna let them in. Why are you getting so crazy? Whoa, whoa, don't fucking jump in the deep end, you know what I mean? Learn how to swim first.

But I think we should all, if there's a, we should get a choreographer. Oh, is that what they call it? Choreographer? I mean, you have all the letters there. You're saying it wrong. A choregraphy. Chore- Og-ra-fer.

Choreographer. Yes. We should get a stenographer. Also, to take the notes. To take the notes, and a calligraphy-ographer. Nope. We should get someone to teach us how to dance. Falcone said she'd do it. She has, she just messaged it now?

No, she went, I mean, this has been in the works for a while. I have since for a long time. She said she would teach us how to do it. She's a dancer. And she comes from a dancing background, but is she really prepared to teach us, like, what the moves, what the counts we would need here? Because I'm telling you, when I do this, that suit's got to be flowing. You know what I mean? We got to be nailing it. We can't look like old white guys trying to do dance moves. Can I be honest with you?

Yes, you can. I prefer it. This is something that I've wanted in my life to do this. I'm not even, I know we're joking. I knew you were the guy when you said you tried to do a split. The dance split is made popular in my youth by Kid and Play.

The one knee's bent, but you go down all the way and pop back up is top three thing. If you were like, I could accomplish a few things in my life, a pull-up, a dance split. Yeah. I don't know what the other thing is, but a dance split. When they jump and go down to the split

and pop back up, oh, it looks so awesome. I'm talking in my heart of hearts, all jokes aside, I've wanted to do a choreographed dance with somebody for as long as I can remember. Absolutely. And I think we should do this. I've always wanted to, but Christine won't do it with me. She doesn't know anything about dancing.

She doesn't understand dance. Yeah, she does, when she's not around you. Yeah, but she can't dance with me. I'll be around Yeah, I was queuing bad videos. What won't I do dance? You won't do a choreographed dance with me Christine's not a performer She's an actress she does say she's a dancer and she also she's an actress and she says she does theater and says she does Much things. Yeah. Has anybody seen any of these things ever? I knew you. Now she's a producer and professional Googler.

I didn't take these things away from her. Now I'm a bad Googler. At least she can type like an adult. It's possible. At least I can type. Yeah, unlike you. Doesn't know how to type it. Don't Google battle me with my pecking, my hunting back.

I will keyboard Google you anytime. I'm talking to Christine. Oh, Christine. Christine's dancing to the Gauntlet Challenge. I'm trying to find a good wedding dance video. Well, get the one where the guy, when he walks in, that's the self-infuriating. I'd argue that part of my job is looking at black dick.

Yeah, it is. It is. Oh, oh God. It is. Oh. Oh, God. Entire bridal parties involved. Yeah, there's one where groomsmen, like, do... This one's so awful. Like, these guys do a whole dance number

for the bride. Yeah, but they're not into it. They're not into it. They are into it. They're not the way we're gonna be into it. No, no, no, no. We're talking different things here. I'm talking about the choreographed wedding dance is a jerk-off move with your friends

because you're performing. It's a ham thing. I'm not going to be hammy. We're gonna go nail the choreography for If It Isn't Love, my new edition. In my mind, we're going to kill this. Oh, yeah, these guys. Fuck off. Fuck right off. By the way, cheat, Kobe, you're two Asian friends. This two are Jabberwockies when they're not at fucking weddings.

Yeah, they were forced to do that as children. It's the faces that just make me want to punch a white guy who's really seriously dancing bothers me. But there's always one who's really into it and then the there's another the other two or one is kind of into it I know but even just that just like just like he's not joking. He's going he's doing like this to the camera like like boom It's these guys are look at AJ from the Sopranos is not into it He didn't do his homework these guys have been beaten up as a whole group of friends at a bar before They're wedding hams and the groom is just into it so much, but he's just gay into his homework. These guys have been beaten up as a whole group of friends at a bar before. They're wedding hams.

And the groom is just into it so much, but he's just gay. That's what I'm saying. The face is his self-satisfaction. Ah, you fuck. I hate it. This is his thing, though. This is his. He's a dancer.

And everyone's going to go, yeah, everyone's going to go, well, he's a good dancer. He goes, sure. Look at his jerk-off face. He's a dancer. And everyone here is to go, everyone's going to go, well, he's a good dancer. He goes, sure. Look at his jerk-off face. He's a dancer. And everyone here is nodding their heads and smiling because they can't believe he's marrying a woman. Which, by the way, I don't know if they put him

in the hands of a woman. I don't know if I've seen that. Yeah, this guy's a tool. He's a tool. I know. And then the wife was just like, she probably came down the aisle and she was like, you done queefing off with your friends yet?

Yeah, but the other guys aren't in. Hey, can I get my health insurance now? Can we stop? Hey, asshole, I'm supposed to down the island. She was like you done queefing off with your friends yet Yeah, but the other guys are hey, can I get my I get health insurance now can we stop? Yeah, when you're done playing grab ass with your fucking Chinese That's true. This is supposed to be the bride That's just wait at the altar. Yeah, but what does she do? She probably she probably does something That's an electronic. That's an electronic sports dream team right there, dude No doubt those guys will fucking take you down in a world of work I'm permitting the bride. Yeah, this

All these guys are selling Swampland in Florida to a bunch of old people. She goes sorry I just brought my father to walk me down the aisle. Call me an asshole They don't even it just ends. They don't show the bride. They don't show the bride. It's not worth it The bride does a dance too, right? Oh Maybe I imagine that if she just walked up to nothing just her her old father She had to follow that horse shit and nobody oh Nobody gave her shit Classic that came out like 14 years ago. Oh, that's gonna be bad video

14 years ago was Oh, that's gonna be bad video. 14 years ago was bad video? Bad enough. You know who's a pretty good dancer? Who? Joe List. Is he now? I was thinking we should have thought better of this. He's not a good dancer. He's just, he loves dancing.

Yeah. He danced, at his wedding, it was annoying because him and his family danced from the first song to the last song to where they sweated. It was just sweat. And they were into any song that came on, they were just moving. And they, you know, I don't know.

I was thinking Joe Lish should have been our first person. Yeah, loving dance and being good at it are two things. Two things. And they don't even have to exist in the same sort of world. Yeah. Joe, let's say it would have been our first person. We talked about it. I think we teased this and never said it.

We should start having, when our guests come in, when we have a guest who, like, people know to some degree, or not even if they don't know. It's who we're gonna be comfortable asking to do it. The thing on the show is we have to come in and sing a verse of a song, karaoke, and then people call in to guess who the guest is we fucked up because we already said it We already said Joe list I know I said I was thinking he'd be the first one

But we should also prepare that a little better let the person know when you come in you're expected to sing whatever song you want To sing you have to sing karaoke So then they have to find yeah, I'll sing glory days Well, it doesn't matter now because we know it's Joe list But next time he comes in guess that singer guess the guest good guess the guest from the singing Yeah, remember how we're started mystery guests. This is our slight pull on that except we don't just ask 20 questions You have to hear them Bring the gift of song into your life. It's almost ours is probably far more daunting, which I prefer to give them songs into your life. It's almost like-

Ours is probably far more daunting, which I prefer. All right, this is the one. So this is older and you're gonna hate it, but when it came out, everybody loved it. I hate everyone who seriously dances except me. This is Jill and Kevin. And when I do it, don't you guys laugh or make jokes either. This is class.

They ended up doing this like on the Today Show. It was a whole thing. This is Jill and Kevin's big day, if you're gonna YouTube it or Google it This is shitty camera work That's old. If this is really that big a deal to you. I bet this is the first night they have sex It's not even a big wedding. This is waiting. This is waiting to have sex tension You have to build. There's only like 30 people at this wedding

Attention. You have to build. There's only like 30 people at this wedding. Yeah, it's not a very heavily attended wedding. No, they're not well-liked people. Well, they spent all their money on choreography. Choreography. God, do I hate the wedding look. Oh! Oh, God. It's always got to be... Dude, these guys...

Dude, these guys. Hey nerd. On my life, on my absolute life. One, I'll probably never say yes to being in a wedding ever again anyway. But if I got into a wedding and they were like the thing, it's like, but there's things that we're doing like a dance and we're all gonna wear sunglasses and be cool guys. I go, I'm out. Yeah.

I'll come to your wedding, but I have to be with friends laughing at that while you're doing it oh who's this dude that's what Lou has in him Bobby when you got married to DJ when the DJ was trying to show me for the wedding like what he wanted and I was just like I'm not doing it's like a room wedding, like what he wanted me to do. And I was just like, I'm not doing it. It's like a room full of comedians. He wanted me to go, he goes, when you take the, when you take the garter belt off, like that whole ceremony thing, which I'm like, sure, I'll do the thing.

I know it's like the thing. And he's like, yeah, but I'm gonna play a song, you know, where you're like, and you gotta like, she sits in the chair and you walk around her and you know, maybe you fix your tie. I'm the man, I'm the man. And I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about? He was trying to get me to do a fucking skit with her.

I go, I'll take the thing off and I'll throw it. When we, at the guys. Me and Don eloped in Maui on the beach. Smart dude. And we hired a guy, a nerd to have a router on the beach and we live streamed it. Live streamed it, that's right. I never got the invite.

Yeah, you did. No, I didn't. That action, I did. It was a website. Oh. It was a website. No one told me about it. I sent it out to everybody.

You didn't have my number then, probably? Yeah, I did have your number. I know. You got it. 100% you got the website. But it was on a comedy night. Everybody was watching it at the cellar on the computer. I think I do remember that. Rich Foss was in the chat room with my grandmother

busting her balls. He was like fucking with my grandmother. Oh my God, is this still with the fucking bride and groom yet? When we had a hot Hawaiian photographer and her husband, it was just us on the beach. So they came out. We did the whole thing. We were mic'd up.

I don't know if you remember. I gave at the end. And they came out. We did the whole thing. We were mic'd up. I don't know if you remember. I gave at the end. The nerd took pictures while you guys swung with that couple. I got a, I got a, I gave a speech at the end. I walked up. I was like, hey, I want to thank everybody for watching. Thank you, Colin. And I was in, and Dom was like, yeah, wrap it up. And just goodbye and shut the thing off. And then the photographer started taking photos of all of us, but then she started, and they were a young hot couple, and they started to get Dawn, and she got her in the water.

She was like, pick your skirt up. And she was trying to get me and Dawn to do like naughty photos. I agree. On the beach, she was like, pull it up, who cares? So Dawn was getting into it. You in a fucking suit with your pants at your knees and just Dawn ducked down in front of you

with just her head in front of your dick, and you're doing like this, and the thing is a perfect wedding picture. I actually pulled the plug. I was like, done. Relax. She was like pulling her underwear up. She's like, like this daddy? Stop calling this guy daddy. He's a nerd I hired. Here's the thing, too. There's no private beaches.

We're on a public beach. So there's just other families looking at my wife almost pulling her tits out on the water nice I was like, this is stupid. I got all these sexy photos of dawn with a wet dress She ruined her wedding dress to it's all sandy and fucking sea salt Fuckin $5,000 wedding dress and she ruined it. Oh great now Max can't wear it at his wedding Seems can't wear it when him and Max get married. If you find out your son's gay and he's gonna have a gay wedding and one of them's gonna wear a dress you do hope it's not your boy. No. You go I'm supporting all of this but man that's a toughie. Well Max is going to slipknot. So Max is going to slipknot, James isn't, so yeah.

I don't know why, the whole wedding thing is just ridiculous. It's dumb. Just fucking get married. It's only a legal thing anyway. Yeah. Like a barbecue is essentially the idea of like, what a wedding, you know what I mean?

Like I'm gonna have all our friends around and hang out and do something. Go get married and then have a party. And... X-Nay on all the bullshit. I don't, you know, they just want to be a king and queen for the day. They want to be everybody look at me and they sit at the head of the table and all that bullshit.

The problem is Christine needs a non-denominational reverend who knows the Quran. You just get married in the woods by rock-stone figures. Christine has to take Quran-like vows. She promises to shut up or I cut her clit off. She promises to have dinner warm or I cut her clit off. You have to kill a jackal.

You gotta kill a jackal. We get married in the salt circle. Yeah, Christine, you must kill 12 wolves before you are worthy. You gotta get branded. You guys also do stuff, though, where it's like you get to be wolves before you are worthy. Yeah, you gotta get branded. You guys also do stuff though where it's like you get to be the guy all the time. Like people that just work in offices and nothing.

It's like I get why girls want to have a wedding. I get why guys want to. It doesn't make sense. I mean you think 90% of these sluts that are in a church right now wearing white haven't eaten ass and gotten fucked. It doesn't even make sense. They're getting married, so I'm guessing.

Yeah, enjoy your dance, jerk-offs. Your wife's a slut. She's eaten ass before, not your ass. She was just at a party sucking on dildo straws a week before. I don't know if I've ever asked Christine if she's eaten another man's ass besides mine ever. You think so? The answer is, I'll, I'll,

Really? Can we take a room poll? You think Dawn's, you think Dawn's tongue another man's ass, not until you? She's never, no, because she's never tongue mine. That says a lot, really? Dawn has never, I've never, I didn't tell you Christine tongue mine.

I've never. They know. We know what she likes. We know what she likes. We know what she likes? We know, we know you. Don is not I didn't tell you Christine tongue mine. I've never and they know Christine just man she can't get enough of that ass You presented one day would get off your knees until she did it Don has never licked my butt. I go, hey, is something taste off back there? No? Okay, I thought it tasted a little. Don waxed my ass. Whole?

She waxed, yeah, she was waxing my cheeks when she was an esthetician. Why? And then she was like, I'm gonna get in there. And I was like, where? She goes, so she's like inside there, she poured hot wax, oh, it was the worst ever. And she waxed my whole asshole.

Yeah, it looked like a sticky mousetrap. I'd let Christine wax my asshole, I think. Don't do it, it hurts. I would trust her. You guys have a lot of hair, it probably hurts a lot more than a little bikini wax. I was gonna say I don't have a lot of asshole hair, but I guess fucking shit liquor

knows more than me over here. Shit liquor. Yeah, stinky finger. Wait, Christine, so you look like, you'll, I mean, I just gotta say, you've tongue like asshole hair? No, Jay's actually not that hairy, and he's psychotic about his regimen

of cleaning his butthole, so it's probably the best. You lick his asshole? You're just lickin' asshole. It's the best case scenario. I believe that. But I'm just saying men in general, I think, have more hair than women in that area. So it probably hurts more.

Hope I am. Bobby, you wanna put the first knuckle of your finger up my asshole and prove there won't be any turd on it? Yeah. Why do you keep asking your friends to do that? Why? Because I like proving things. Why don't you back off? Oh, it's a good bar bed

Dude 20 bucks says you could finger my asshole and have no dookie on your finger I'll definitely do it once you dump that cock blocker over there you live with She ruins everything. Yeah, why we can't just have fun I believe I get to the second knuckle with anything without anything on my fingernail. No. Yeah Christine's the funds are Yeah, I go do it comes to take all the fun out of it. I bet if you go to that third knuckle, though, I'll pull out a kidney bean skin. No, I'd almost argue third knuckle, you'll be fine, too.

Really? I just worry if you go to third knuckle that my asshole will start pulling your finger in. Like a black hole? Chinese finger trap. And I go, Bobby, no, you gotta push in and then pull. No, you gotta push in and then... Bobby, you're not doing it. I'm gonna say three no, you gotta push in and then pull. No, you gotta push in and then, Bobby.

You're not doing it. I'm gonna say three and then we both push in. Bobby, you can't keep pushing in before I'm pushing in, doesn't work. I gotta push your penis in for my finger to come out. And then both of my fingers get stuck. That's the fail stage.

Then you spit roast at me, threw my dick hole in the asshole. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Speaking of Christine Stinky Finger. Yeah. You know, it was your birthday.

Stinky Finger birthday. We said happy birthday, we never celebrated it. So I brought, I went to the French bakery and I brought in a bunch of fancy, fancy croissants. Ooh. For your birthday. I brought enough for everybody. You brought sweet treats? I brought sweet treats.

Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Christine. Happy birthday to you. You know what's so funny about this is it's Chris's actual birthday right now. Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Chris, happy birthday to you. We got stuff for you too buddy. Christmas is coming around too which is Jesus birthday. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Jesus. Happy birthday to you. Christ. Well everybody said a different one. Listen it's a lot of It's who you are. There's a lot of denomination here, yeah. I said, I think Black Lou said Shambala. I don't know what that is.

I think it's some kind of an African god. I'm pretty sure Jacob said Baby Jesus. Yeah, he brings a Baby Jesus. Is he from the South? Yeah. Lou practices Santeria now. Who were you getting mad at me about because I was calling him Hey Seuss instead of Jesus?

Jesus Jones, the guy who sings Right Here Right Now. Right here, right now. Christine, multiple times I said it Jesus Jesus Jones the guy who sings right here right now Right here right now There's a multiple time I said it's Jesus Jones the guy sings right here right now And then she goes and then she finishes the list it's who's gonna be on the 90s Rock Cruise Good lineup by the way, and she said she was she goes it's spelled Jesus But I'm guessing it's hey, Su's Jones, and I went no it's Jesus Jones right here right now And she goes okay, and then goes through the list and I go wait go to the beginning that list again She's like something something something something hey Suze Jones. I just corrected you to tell you it's definitely not hey Suze Jones

Turn it up Lou this song kicks. Why did you go hey Suze? Doesn't know anything about anything J-e-s-u-s is a name you think it's hey Suze or at least my Californian Christine don't speak over Jesus, please nobody names a kid Jesus Mr.. Jones and mrs.. Jones did it's probably Jesus turn it up blue. That's just Spanish Jesus, right? Christine's are meanie she's grown up listen to a bunch of finger symbol and fucking belly dance music I was right there waiting for you I was right there waiting for you I was right there waiting for you I was right there waiting for you I was right there waiting for you I was right there waiting for you

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I was right there waiting for you I was right there waiting for you I was right there waiting for you I was right there waiting for you I was right there waiting for you I was right there waiting for you Yeah, but white people name their kid anything now fucking Winston Nickel Paul mall yeah Yeah camel yeah sapphire cool peanuts Stupid white people name Winston's wind fire earth It's great and it's happening to now all that true crime. I watch like it's crazy when like your Your killer's name is like, you know a boy named Carter or something. I got fuck right off Yeah, just pick a saint. Yeah

Joseph Michael, yeah, those guys could all be murders. Yeah, I don't hear murder. They like a boy named Carrie I was one of the boy's name was Carrie. Carrie? Fuck off. John, Michael. Yeah, those are your murderers. Robert, Bobby, Sarah. You have to have the middle name also. It's got to have the three names.

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Theodore, Henry, Lucas, William, Benjamin. Levi? Levi? Theodore Henry Lucas William Benjamin Levi Levi What is your favorite? What kind of TV? What is it? What is it like a 37-inch? Samsung Lou break it. I'll buy him a new one break that screen for god damn it punch it with your fist with everything you Ezra is on that list look at look at Asher Asher's number. What what is that Asher? Where's Asher down? 23 Asher. Asher's number what? What is that? Asher? Where's Asher? Down. Oh, it's 23. Luca. Luca. Luca's cool. I like Luca.

That's a strong Italian name, Luca. It's not cause it's Italian though. Luca. No, they're making soft boys named Luca. Nah, Luca. No, it's like- Luca. Come here Luca. No. That's a good name. Gabriel. He's gonna sleep in his mom's bed

till he's too old. Logan, Logan, Aiden, Boo. Miles Bach. Grayson. Grayson is a popular name. How about this one? Santiago. Is that bad? You should have a mask and a sword. Santiago. Santiago.

Yeah, or you're definitely born into a cartel. Yeah, you have a poison dart gun. That's a problem. These are the first names. So that's exactly it. That's Santiago problem, these are the first names. So that's exactly, it's like that's Santiago Wilson. How about that, is that Caleb? Caleb. Caleb. Oh, sorry.

Sorry. Choreographer. Caleb? Caleb. Fuck you. Shaden. Fuck you, Hazers. Josiah.

Yeah, those are biblical names. Josiah, Isaiah. Isaiah. Nolan. There you go, Jacob. Jacob, your boy for Nolan. 57. Josiah, Isaiah. Isaiah. Nolan. There you go, Jacob. Jacob, your boy for Nolan. 57.

Oh, God, Kai. Kai. Oh, ever since I got the murderer. Rest in peace. Oh, no, he didn't die. He didn't die. What's that one? He did.

I think Thiago. What's that 71? Thiago? That sucks. Did he die? You can't even get mad at Thiago. Yeah, I think Kai died. Yeah.

Kai died? You can't even get mad at Thiago. the Argo Tia Tia is it Tia go a fear go. What you FC do is Tiago. Oh, that's Brazilian, right? Yeah. All right Maybe I'm changing on that growing Weston Well, I'll tell you what sauce this is America's this is like a Leonardo most popular names for men in America Don't tell you all these Hispanic names Why don't we throw this down to the wall? Build that wall. Build that wall. Build that wall.

Build that wall until Eli's out of 80th place and back in the top 10. Robert, 89. Micah, Enzo. Parker, boo. Enzo. Easton. Luca now with a K, yick.

Why do you like Luca with a K? Because there's already a Luca with a C. What's the difference? I think I like Luca with a K before the C. He's alive. Huh? Kai is alive. Still alive? In jail?

Life in... I don't think he's 57 years in prison. Then is that a life? Then is that really a life at all? Is that August? is that august the month Adriel yeah, one of the reals adriel Caden yeah, that girl's going right the porn. These are boys. Oh really my boy named Caden's gonna write the porn But not the kind you were hoping

You never hear about a boy named Caden fucking the hottest porn star chick. Giovanni is cool, I like that. It's not good. Giovanni? Giovanni, what's your name, Giovanni? Right, but what if you're just an American kid? Just ask me your name, go ahead. What's your name?

Giovanni. It's not though, it's Bob. Ask me my last name, ask me my whole name. Ask me my first name. What's your full name? Giovanni Kelly. Yeah, that's right, but it falls apart. Yeah, it falls apart

Jackson with an X in the middle Kingston's and an ass seems weird Matteo. Hey, hey Matteo with one T was already up there too Yeah, the thing is the father though once you know a gay person with a name You can't name your son that name because that name is now gay to you. I don't mind. I don't mind 145 that'd be cool. Name your kid legend? Yeah. For sure dude. Legend. Give it up for legend. You better get him lifting weights at three years old. People are gonna test that a lot. Except for Josh. Josh you'd be like give it up for legend. What if he's a legend all in the wrong way? It's like our kid's name is legend. He goes well he shit his

pants three times in first grade. That's all the right ways. He's never gonna want to fight.