The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Dan's Last Dance

Episode Date: March 2, 2023

It's Dan Soder's last day as host of The Bonfire.

And now the bonfire with big J. Ocarson and Dan Soder. We're having a party man. It's party man. We're having a party man. Yeah, gotta what a bitter sweet day. Yeah Perfect way to put it bitter bitter sweet day. Bitter sweet day. Me and Dan as of right this moment both officially not employees of series six out. We both had to sign guest release For this is like if two guests just started hosting a show There's this is a two-step process first Jacob was like I don't know if your badge is gonna work tomorrow Which that stuck with me all night where I'm like oh man I'm gonna get clipped at the thighs by the security bar and then yeah, and then all the lovely black women that love me in the lobby

You're gonna then be like get out here. You're not supposed to be here anymore. Yeah, and then, I don't give you back my call. Yeah. Spitting in my hand. But they, uh, Jacob dressed like a little important person today in case he had to meet a big person today. He's the interview with a big person. Jacob's motif is bring your son to work today. Yeah, here he goes.

Now buddy, you got to dress up if you're coming to work with me. It's okay. There's a piece, under a shirt, you can't see there's a piece of yarn around his neck with a little thing that has his address on it. This is it. This is it. Peace is the lost, the science center.

Yeah. Sir, oh, I got it. Who did it? Are you picking something up from the airport? Yeah. Sorry, I'm not rocking roll like you. You are rocking roll, Jake. That's the thing.

That's the new rock roll. This is Danny Zuko going jock on us, man. This is Jacob. This is Jake. Yeah, this is Jake right here. Jake from state farm. I wanted to dress nice today to make myself feel a little better, but it bombed. No, it didn't bomb, dude. It made us laugh internally, not to you to. Made us laugh. I'm saying it didn't generally. I I was I was a little bummed. Yeah, you there's a little like a little important guy Yeah, you can you never know you can meet a seven-year-old woman on the track See how you fall in love with a girl midget in yeah, he's gonna come back He's like guys. This is a style she lives out and flushing queens a good outfit. It is it, this is a style. She lives out in flushing queens. It's a good outfit. It is?

It is. It is a good outfit. But how fun of radio is that? We want to call him a year. Good outfit. Moving on. Dan? Well put together.

You're drinking brusquies. Yeah, we're knocking him back, dude. I'm having a Heineken Zero. I showed up in the woods. I'm having a party, man. And it was in my Margaritaville vlog. Yeah. That I'm absolutely very excited to take home.

Hanging out with us. Black Lou brought his family in so I could abuse someone else's family instead of Christine for once. The old red herring. Look, get the distraction over here. Andrix, why are you not reading yet? We got Andy Fiori hanging out the whole show. Hi guys. It's a whole family affair today.

It's a lightweight Andy Fury You're drinking a white cloth don't go crazy with the insults their pal Bobby Kelly couldn't come in You said he'll just wait all the chairs his yeah, you guys are sitting over the other chair anymore He has all the way for it to cool off. Yeah, I don't want it to be warm dude get the insane friend fans hearts out of him Change the chair, dude. You may have switched out all the chairs. I don't want his ass stink on any of them. His energy is still in here.

Yeah, I go, Bobby, but we still talk on the phone all the time. He's like, no, now you're an enemy. I got your man. Bobby's gonna hit me with one of those phone calls. Yeah, I was making Jay laugh so hard at Tuesday, 3 p.m. I go, that's the pre-tab. You don't know about a Terminator timeline. He's in a great picture of us. From when we went to the comedy camping thing

and it just happens to be a picture like me and him, next to each other, camping by the fire. And then someone put like a Jedi. Dude, I saw like a Jedi day over us. I think it's AI. Is it really? I don't know if it's AI. Maybe it is. Or it could just be an illustration. I'm like a Jedi day. I love I think it's I think it's AI is it really I don't know if it's a maybe it is or I could just be an illustration I'm lost on that now, but it's far I was a picture from the camp out thing maybe no it looks so cool It's you guys sitting around a fire laughing and then I'm up in the stars. Yeah, yeah, yeah

I loved it. You someone Someone a camper today tweeted at me the ending of Harry and the Henderson's you know when John Latham Ina was like, get out of here, get out of here and then just clipped at the end as Bobby blowing his knee out from tourgas. So just, I don't know, and it just clipped the Bobby going, dead my knees broken, dude. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh was so fun. Oh, and like, by the way, that's how physical his comedy was. Weak to the physical dinkook, so how many was it injured others? Yeah. Is it dangerous out there, dude?

They had the top gun speech, but with comedy. I don't like it, just the way you joke is dangerous. You're right, Bobby. I am dangerous. Dude, you didn't wing that any time, anytime dude as soon as this bad wheel heals up Dude he blew his knee and I remember watching Bobby on the episode He like can I do it? Can I play with this can I do stand up with my broken knee?

Yeah, oh man, and it was a real he had to get a surgery right yeah I get dead guys Ten then or something in his leg. I don't know you guys will find out on Monday Yeah, that'll be something to talk about. I don't know, you guys will find out on Monday. Yeah, that'll be something to talk about. I'll tell you if I remember. Put it down on the runchouse. I'll tell you, I'll tell you about it if you don't remember.

I'll remember, too. I'm gonna just do Phantom. I'm gonna do Phantom. Radio. So it's like, you know, in the movies where a lady has a baby die and then she's rocking it. And it's not there. That's gonna be me doing the bonfire.

Katie's going to walk into the guest room and be like, wow, look at that ass. Dan, you're not talking to anybody. Follows the headphones. It's unplugged. What are you going to do? Talk to him in a remote. Damn, what are you going to do when you see something funnier? Call watch a show. Call you. You're going to be, I don't think you understand this.

You're going to be like, I have already accepted show. Call you. You're gonna be, I don't think you understand this. You're gonna be like, I have already accepted to not take you not picking up personal. Cause I'm gonna call, I know I'm gonna be like, what I'm on the road, I'm like, did I saw this? You make it in a day now. But I'm like, I'm gonna call you like, wait a minute, I'm gonna talk about this. Wait, I'm gonna bother you.

Jay, no longer has to talk about me. I'm gonna talk about me. He's just giving notes. A call for dance, so it's never gonna bother. But I'm gonna bother you. Jay, Jay no longer has to talk about me. He's giving notes. A call for the dance soda's never gonna bother. But I'm saying it just was so weird. That's always a throw my headphones on, grab my pack of smokes, and head outside. Which if you know Jay, that's the process. When you call, you're actually casting a beacon out to him, and then he grabs the smokes,

goes outside. That's why sometimes I'll try to time it out if I'm walking myrtle, and I know you're smoking, I'll be like, this is the most adorable thing I've ever heard. Oh, we're going to have a lot of gay stuff like that today. I bet Jay's smoking right now. Yeah. It's looking up at the moon. I'm going to give you as well. He's not on stage and he's not at home. He's probably smoking right now. It's probably somewhere scrolling through some fappinings. Yeah. But it's probably some fappinings happening. Yeah. Well, that's all you, there's the one now that shows all the only fan stuff.

Yeah. Or at least I guess a bulk of it. And I got to tell you, surprise of the year to not bring it up, Christine, the first hour out here. We have to wait until I do something for you. Yeah. Not bring it up. Dude, Jay gets slapped with the crime. By the way, you're a guest.

So it would just fall in the company. Yeah. This is more of a company issue. Bring it up, Christie. No. But Rachel Dull is all. And I mean, going for it, the dose? Good body.

Really? Really, is she not in her late 40s, early 50s? I would have guessed it. I mean, I assume when something like that happens to you, you have one course of action if you want to stay in... Get yo, this starts showing it. Yeah, you're just like, I'm gonna go hit the gym for a year and there's an only thing. How old is she, Chris?

That's where I'm gonna be in nine months where I'm like, hey guys. Catch me on chat roulette. Yeah, Dan's gonna be pushing his fucking promoting his wiki feet. nine months where I'm like, hey guys. Catch me on chat roulette. Dan's gonna be pushing his fucking promoting his wiki feet. Yeah, 45. Hey guys, you want some white age? Man, her body is way better than mine.

It's probably because she's black. Yeah, black don't crack. Hey guys, I'll do it again. It's probably because she's black. You get it, because she's not black. That was the whole entire thing. Was that she said she was black? Jacob gets it. And then she's black you get it cuz she's not black. That was the whole entire thing was that she said she was black Jacob gets it and then was a black Jacob. He's into adult. He's too adult for that today He's holding his hand like this. He's like the one was actually involved in quite a controversy

She actually heard a lot of people she heard a lot of people with her lies Jacob are you upset that we've been making fun of your clothes? No, you're in your head You have very nice. I never see him up to his I made that super sick rage of those laws black joke and I looked over and the whole room was looking at her age like this Can I tell you I had that same joke in my head, but I didn't say it I don't know what but that's why you go for it Yeah, you go for it.

I go for it. You say the lady you're just flop. Well, I got nothing to lose. So baby, baby, I go for it. Go for it. Oh my god. Why didn't we start off? I mean, sober was the best song to start off with, but I'm going to need some ascension

millennium. Yeah. I'm going to need it. If you think I'm going through my final show without some fell dog Not a majority of the show has to be felt. I don't know to me my new favorite thing and I'll watch it over and over as people filming him Wiffing on you know, he starts this concert now with a harmonica solo and he hasn't had to play the harmonica. Yeah, he's gonna Maybe I'm gonna start following I'm gonna start following Feldog like a dead head. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, What are going back? It's like watching a child play the harmonica for the first time. I love it. It's my favorite.

No, you got to go, you got to bring the intro when he could because it doesn't look he's going to do that. He turns around. It sure does. He's dressed like a fucking, I don't know what that was. Gay and bison or something. What I like about his style is he is evolving the way MJ did along the same path MJ did because he used to do the leather jacket one glove classic MJ.

Now he's hit the gay kernel stage where he wears a giant hat but dazzled. I'll be dazzled. Yeah, it's kind of a similar style of dance because we grew up dancing together Yeah, so it's clearly that's the answer It's so wild rational Yeah, it's a similar style of dance I like that comment because I watched we didn't hook it right But yeah, please the harmonica is my this when he turns around Now it's like 15 seconds. It's his quote Tommy the day the music died.

I mean, it's a good. It's over. Who's going to tell him? And then Dixie says, Dixie Normus. I think I know they're coming on my things too. I bet he's better at the skin flute. All right, well, that's what you find. Can you find the intro where he comes up.

You guys see, because it's the build up is great when he turns around and just starts, squeeze, squeeze, squeeze, and does someone have the full intro? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Ladies and gentlemen, by the way, he just makes her walk around stage before the show starts weird when they play the long video.

Does that play in the background? She has to just kind of watch it. We gotta go this tour. We saw the show starts weird when they play the long video. Does it play in the background? She has to just kind of watch it. We got to go this tour. We saw the show at the sea. No, but he's grown. No, you're wrong. This is be good to now with the guys who are not enjoying playing behind him as equal kids.

That would be really funny in his own right. I should probably tell you guys this just to get it out of the way. Cory Feldman and I are doing a podcast. It's called The Comeback Kings. You can download it on Spotify Dude, I love its South Park style animation. Oh, they were geniuses. They would have done this for them. The band has to come out with these banners, that mean nothing.

The guy goes, dude, I'm just getting enough for a fix. Look at how ugly. They do not enjoy what they have to do. I love the guy that's dressed like amazing Jonathan. He's got the headband. And then he brings up. Oh, and he takes Jonathan. He's got the headband. And then he brings that. He looks like a darset. Oh, and he takes it.

He's got his own flag. Because why wouldn't he? Does he have the hoodie, Colonel Hat, Combine? Yes. He's going Assassin's Creed and Commodore. That's Cory's piece army. He's like Marilyn Moose-Solini. Here it is.

He's a goop. I almost forgot to take a sip of my water. Here's the thing about Corey Kowler that I respect. In his head, he's fucking killing him. In his head, he's like, he's in the pocket. He's like, oh, he's taking for a walk down here. He's playing it back up. He's like, I'm Yeah, he's like oh Little little taking for a walk down here Played it back up. He's like I'm gonna bring it back over here. Give it a real good listen Cuz I promise you play pick another video. It's not gonna be the same cuz he doesn't know he's He knows he has to go

He knows he has to do that He's like, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, squag, a second? Yeah. Dan Soder, it's the Felddog, Cory Feldman. Everyone says you are a sweetheart who is endlessly talented. That's your men. You're a robot. I hope we can someday become friends. Good luck in your new adventures. And remember, never allow yourself to be so undermined. Yeah, that's your fake.

That's AI. I don't think so. That's stupid. It's AI. I don't think so. That's stupid. It's AI. Don't let the robot trick you. I don't know. Maybe he's coming around. No, there's zero chance. Really? I think it's real. I'm gonna meet him on the top of the story. Little on a rainy night. Like, are you gonna tell me lose line? Because he told me he had a catch yesterday on city field with Brett Michaels and then Corey Feldman came out and city will record that for you guys are playing catch I was just gonna throw it around myself Terp quick turn to I still got that sign arm ready Johnson Oh man, let's see reference

You're right, absolutely different. It's just the same. By the way, it's also bobbing his feet out of time. It's like Steve Martin in the jerk. He's doing the wrong... I've got it! I've got rhythm! Go back to that when I watch his legs not. He's not even going on the beat of his own harmonica or the song happening got it. I've got rhythm go back to that one and watch his legs not he's not even going on the beat of his own Harmonica or the song happening behind it. I know I was joking around thought though, but I think there is a chance

Just that I forgot if I got time at a couple you know if I have a weekend off the road I might just follow felt all around Well now you got you know what you can do you go yeah, I don't mind. I'm messing around those bonfire guys anymore I'm reformed. I don't think he's gonna be your fish. Yeah Wait who wrote he kind of slays the harmonica though? No, he doesn't. That's the very first one. I go guys. That's angel 38. He did it in a millennium Falcon Into what's up with the youth it would have made you shit. Yeah, the bridge was harmonica and Dan first time since Indianapolis Another three and a half hour

He this person writes he kind of slays the harmonica so please Same intro we're gonna we're gonna get brought back to right where we were you jump ahead when they all walk out What they're fucking I want to see what kind of attitude they walk out with the flight. I want to see what the car too goes. I would do a three hour drive. I think that's fair. I would drive.

To see the dog. Yeah, although I, you know you have three hours of conversation on the way home. You're gonna stay away. Yeah, and then an extra hour. The first hour is everyone's going like, what was that? Did the rings, the rings on the ceiling? We're up there. Everyone's got like what was that? Did the rings the rings on the ceiling?

We're up there. Everyone's got a gather He looks so much dead he's like small All right got the harmonic already. Guys hoody up. He's like, let's fucking do this. The band just has to wait for him to get into his stance. This is an awkward opening. I can't wait by my six show where I know where it goes. You see he's wearing chainmail?

Yeah. Yeah. In case he's attacked. Yeah, when he gets chasted. Yeah, what if someone takes a broad sword through his head? Yeah. You see a guy coming through. You see the guy on the horse coming through with a jealous.

It's too late. Those pants are leather so they're slick, you can't grab on to them. Everything is tactical on you. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, back up, back up, back up. Everything is tactical. Because he is doing a particularly bad job singing again. Give me some of that. Oh my Christ. Oh, he let a little give it to me.

Hey, he kind of slays into harmonica. I'm not gonna lie. Damn, Andy. Andy turned. He turned me. Well, I also got, yeah, go back to that exact note. I believe the harmonica is only as good as what you believe you can do into it.

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, is there a proper training for the harmonica? There has to be because John Popper can write a leveled, teared song with it. Yeah. I'm familiar with the. Yeah. Somehow. I'm familiar with the album for quite familiar.

Alright, we're him singing. I can't believe it. Man, his voice is a real punch right in the air, isn't it? Probably pulls you out of a drunken stupor. If you're too hammered, just pull you back. I gotta give. You just to save a mouse. I'm gonna go see him.

Yeah. I'm gonna wear a body cam with a cop. And then I'll come back with all the footage. Cut it off, Jesus. Can I still stay on the payroll? Just as a Corey Feldman field reporter? Yes, yeah, I'm the, I'm the, I'm the, I'm the, I'm the, yeah, the fell dog.

Yeah, I fall around. I'm the Corey Spondent. Oh, I don't mind that at all. He's gonna take credit for those. He's a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, Felt man in the street. Yeah, I love this subtle Jacob laugh I don't remember when I did that did you yeah, did you not like AI cuz this is an AI laugh. Oh Makes me happy Oh wait, he's felled all get out. Here's the thing about Kori Felt. This would be embarrassing in any capacity.

But let me tell you something that I'm noticing about Kori Felt, and the more videos we watch. He is in incredible cardiovascular shape. His cardio's off the charts if we did have to fight him I think as long as he kept it you know took us into deep like the deep water Think you could be a problem. No, I'm taking you know many confidence yourself and shit like that. I'll tell you this Cory felman if I'm a truck. Yeah, but if I don't recommend the first two minutes I am grabbing I know he's tiny I be able I bet he can run like the wind that's what I mean I'm running like the wind then we don't all this could escape all of us though. No escape all means He's saying we end up talking one-on-one fair call. He's coming at me because he's mad about the things I've said

Fizz will go that was why but he's really small and he's Do you think you do you think it be yeah, he is armored do you think you be? Yeah, he is armored. Do you think it be so dangerous? Yeah, it's body. Do you have a chainmail on you? You want to rethink that? All right, you know what? Yeah, before I answer so quick, is he all artilleryed up? No, fully shelled. He's coming at you. Oh, I don't know. I might break my hand on that link. You punch me like, King King. That's why I started wearing it. It's not for deck it just stop punches Yes, people. Well, I don't know they don't like my music. I heard her

I heard a whole band had to wear the chain man the fans are gonna throw bottles I got to figure out how to make that work for me. That's his interview process with his band How are you comfortable? I'm chicken wire But I think if he got close to you, if he got close to you, do you think you would dominate so much you could do wrestling moves? Oh, yeah.

Like a power bomb. I'd have to get stunned first. Yeah, he worked on his health. I have to work his health and stun him. And then when he's stunned, now you're crazy what you're saying. I think Jacob's health and stun him. I just feel like and then when he stunned now Do you're crazy what you're saying? I think Jacob's in the best shape out of all of us Undeniably Jacob my Jacobs got the wonky neck. That's what I'm worried about

No, I think Jacob you've never seen me in combat then I think Jacob fuck Tell me that I think it would be You know full squirrel mode. He wouldn't recognize me I think jigger I think jigger would fuck him up for sure, but I'm saying that's the fight that's gonna Look the that's gonna maybe it'll feel the most come telling you me And do you like for sure the size is a major issue that to be a small really small. Yeah He's a really tiny little bit.. No, that gas tank can go forever Just me puffing

Be doing a lot of these come here Buddy you put a hole in that tank with a fucking razor's edge I don't know man. Oh my god. He might be goofed up on him. Fedamy. It's too. Oh, that's right That's like holding on to just a super strong. Sorry. I didn't know this was such a pussy factory Well, it is. Listen, now, you're right here. First, Corey, you could definitely beat up Andy. He believes that Dan's pretty sure you could tire him out and then knock him over the feather. If you don't I'm telling you, you get too close. I'm a rock bottom you in the first five seconds and then it's over. There you go. If I get that hand under him, yes. There you go. Think it. Yes. Yeah. And then there you are.

Then it's a plethora of moves, a Boston crab, maybe a camel clutch. How about you, DJ Lou? What do you think? Just invite him back to your place for night. He's gonna honky. They smoker. Are you kidding me? He's gonna honky talk, random. Oh, yeah. I can talk over the head. I could DDT him in a minute. You think so? You are the Jake the snake of Bob fire. Just see before you say something crazy. You versus the main problem would beat the shit out of you, but what would you like to do if you could?

What's your day dream of doing that a fell dog if he comes out you? It's a good punch to the face always feels great. Oh, it feels great. I always cheers up Christine, which goes with the docs and fights other women. She's got all the ships. She's like, maybe a kick right in his fell dog.

Yeah, you're like a 90s action movie. She just goes to the docs and she's like, gotta keep this blade sharp. Let me fight some lady. Christine is there. You'll never fight black Lou. Black Lou's got a more chance of having a verse in his new song than fighting Cory Felden.

You wanna collab? Bro, I'm about love, not hate, let's collab. I mean collab, I'm getting sick of that word, it's coming out a lot. I'm saying a lot, oh it's a collab with, oh they're doing a collab. I'm sick of that. Whenever there's an ex between something, right?

Yeah, collab. Oh, check out this new collab. That and a goat calling everything a goat. Yeah, there's probably an ocar League and a team's name were the goats. I'm like, then your goats, the animal. This new collab, that end goat calling everything a goat. There's probably an ocarina, a team's name, where the goats are like, then your goats, the animal. Cause goat means greatest of all time. It's singular.

Let me scratch off my name. And I, White Claw is, watermelon White Claw is the goat. Oh dude, everyone knows it's a vibe, Jay. I gotta brush up on my youth slang now that I'm going back out there. And then you're back out there in the world?

Yeah, I gotta go. You gotta find different audience. Oh man, I gotta go get some pee. I don't know what they're talking about. Is stuff the bomb still? You're gonna tour Pete Davidson, bro. He's like, hey, down. I'll go get my laundry.

I go, you got it, boss. You got a champ. Wow. You're the coolest. You know a king. You got it. You guys call me the king of all stat, Lionel and Colby. Yeah, call me the king of the ass. I

Can I ask if did I didn't hear the end of yesterday show? Did you name an heir apparent? After the second voice academy Who's gonna be the voice person? You know in that it's like you're gonna split it up so mad I missed that yeah, when I need like a macho man I'm probably gonna call upon DJ that. Yeah, when I need like a macho man, I'm probably gonna call upon DJ Liu. Yeah, absolutely. And I mean, I mean, you're on the danger field.

I'm gonna go to Christine. Christine's got the danger field locked down. Cause it's not good, but man, I'm on the SNA overall. No, with who, with who? No. With my Sam Elliott. I, Black Lou had the best sonatura.

Didn't even know what he was doing. Through it out there nailed it. Yeah, I guess you got a group source it Yeah, it's gonna be all over. That's good. Fine. It's it's it's a team activity. I'm Sorry, I froze up. I'm no Matt friend Did he ask you to plug his name today? That's like the best that's like an impressionist. He's very good. Yeah, he's really good What do we do? He's very cold boxing He's very good. Yeah, he's really good. I hear more time. What do we do? Do you think he'll bucks?

I don't know where I got a hot hot new guy. I mean Of impressionists in the world. That was hey guys Seriously, I don't know if you guys go to Aaronburg.com 10 minutes later, too. We moved on guys. Just today I was talking to Christine on the phone. I was in an auto zone your home for anything auto parts Jay you taking money on the side from auto zone. It's just Matt friends great by the way But it's just he said it like it was like like Dean Cook's name Yeah, but he also said it like he got it in like after he got it in yeah He didn't do it. I just discovered him.

You were talking about. Yeah, young kid shit. He goes, oh man, yesterday it was a funny show. I don't think I left that hard sliss in my soul left for her life. Just fucking young kids. That's so funny. Man, that is hot. That joke's pretty fire.

You know how fire mat rife? Ding. Wrong. Heng. Heng. Heng. Heng. Fucking fell dog, dude. It goes with the song, though.

No, it does not. Well, the song's atrocious. It cuts the ear. You know, he's saying the right thing. They're both bad. Yeah. And those bad. He's not doing the song in injustice.

What I'm saying. Right. Now it's not a two negatives make a positive. It's these two negatives just make it like you know Here just nice even I don't know he's more hard rock in the night. I remember it was a harmonica rock Well, yeah, but like remember the last song we saw was more poppy. This is like a little bit more hard rock I think you can find you can find him you can find him to one genre is the offensive that's true He does jump around His rap songs and stuff it does it all Andy. I can't wait this is like a black crow's, you know

I bet I can trick Cory into letting me backstage if I wear a hat that says press on it I bet I'll be like And the whole show and the whole show you hold a pen and keep doing this you're going Okay, talking to people next to me going Is it oh is he on fire writers it always like this does he bring this much magic to the stage every time he walks on it? The miser I hate the band is sit makes this show yeah the band is not the band can't believe they need money this bad

what is that is child support rock you know what's like what's it like playing for uh... what's like playing for Corey Fumarine's go that i got kids man that's like it's a good jay's good check clear I got kids man, it's like it's like it's a gig. Jay's good. Check clears. He lets his watches weird wife change.

There's always, there's some small thing. I don't know. Yeah. He's got social security juiced. He's getting me an extra, he's getting me money already. I got you under 65. I'm going to miss you, Corey. I'm not going to miss you. I'm going to miss you Cory. I'm not gonna miss you. I'm gonna see you more. I'm gonna see Cory filming a lot more now. No, you're not. I'm gonna find that one he's around.

You have to go. I'm telling you right now, I am your Cory-spotted. Okay. Okay. I could still send my mail here. And I gotta make a Zoom phone call every day a week to my PO. I'm gonna send it to you. I'm gonna send it to you.

I'm gonna send it to you. I'm gonna send it to you. I'm gonna send it to you. I'm gonna send it to you. I'm gonna send it to you. I'm gonna send it to you. I'm gonna send it to you. I'm gonna send it to you. I'm gonna send it to you. I'm gonna send it to you. I'm still send my mail here Just hey, and I got to make a zoom phone call every two weeks my PO you guys might have I used to John just

Hey, I'm a crash out one of those call little cubbies This is your last day then this is on the sheet here, but it really we should take a little memory lane Run here some of your favorite memories with everybody here on the show. Yeah, I mean, eight years of a show. You talk about a donut. You have a donut. Have one. Thank you. We're going to break into this lovely cake.

That was a show. Dude, this is so nice. We're going to this cake at the very heavy on sweets. Yeah. We're getting diabetes. Black and white. This white family made you a cake. A smore cake, the whitest of cakes.

I love it. With the fire on top, they made a bonfire cake, which looks incredible. It does look fantastic. Is that crystalized sugar fire? A crystalized sugar ranger's rule. It's fantastic. And then Adam, my manager sent a nice note here in some donuts from Doe. Yeah. So Dan, congratulations on the great run.

Welcome Bobby to the family and the whole bonfire team. Enjoy the donuts and congrats on the new chapter. Yeah, man. Oh yeah, dude. It is. Thank you, Adam. I have a coupon from Matt Friend from a... Oh, wow.

Any Orlando Exxon station? Can I got him to do at least the Corey Feldman impression or something Oh God just what guys do Um this cake is the smore's cake. Yeah, I believe right it looks incredible It looks like one. It's chocolate. What's the innards? Chocolate chocolate chip. Chocolate chocolate chip. Chocolate chocolate chip. You're fave That's really good coffee frosting. It's too nice. I don't want to Chalkla chocolate chip chocolate chocolate chip your faith

That's really good coffee frosting. It's too nice. I don't want to break into it. Yeah, it looks beautiful. It's a beautiful Okay, you're cake then so keep it forever. I sound like a dare to me. Yeah, you have to cut into it. Okay You got a nice coffee icing was a real kick in the nuts You got a nice coffee icing was a real kick in the nuts Christine tried though and tell me how great it is I Mean dude, it's Well, I break yeah, no stands like sure they should probably listen was either bunch No, I know the audience like my go on microphone chewing. Yeah, that's how I then I make it okay to leave

Episode they're like fuck that I don't want to this guy. I just watch the handmade tail Episode yesterday where they really did a zone a zoom in on like 10 women at a diner. Yeah eating breakfast food And like just pretty much their mouths and faces and it was wretched Hard watch I would say I mean dude I Of all the times we've ate on the show I remember figuring out the cough button and then being like now I'm unstoppable now I can Not even I go damn Yeah, okay, go on. Yeah, sorry. You got your impression on it. You don't want to miss huh? Well, I'm playing mom chewing gum. You gonna play the harmonica Oh, I'm playing mom chewing gum chew gum play the harmonica

I'm gonna miss guests not knowing how to breathe into the mic and then watching Lou correct it You know every time Dan St. Germain's been on his mark We got a couple girl guests. and we'll go over there. We got a new ocean. Pull back. I just look over and I watch Lou fix it. I love watching over and Lou being like this. Oh, I catch Lou sometimes when I'm... This is searching for the mic.

We have a guest and I'm looking over to my right a lot. Yeah. Lou will definitely raise my microphone like that to get and then I turn around It's deafening and he's gonna jump it back down. Yeah, I keep on his toes though. Yeah It's gonna be a fun one, but yeah, Dan, I think we should go around and say I mean obviously I assume your fondest memory from Mark face was The day he said he's he's hitching his wagon to nick the call your series XM. I remember being called it He called it the future of series XM. He said nick the Apollo is the future of series. I think I think getting on a ground level

I think his direct quote was Yer a car running out of gas The Apollo's a rocket ship headed to space. So you guys sit here and put her out. Suck my ground control, major term. Yeah, I'm out. Houston, we got a problem. It's your guys' sense of humor.

I'm out of here. No way I'll not be on a show in nine months. Yeah. Two last nine months. But that black glue jointed show, not going in months. And then it was a blessing. You left our family.

I wasn't my, it wasn't my choice. And then a affirmative action kept you right out of the mix for the rest of the time. We didn't come back. We could be coming to peak our new black friend. I mean, I love adding a NFC East rival because it made football season more fun for you guys to watch Black Lou and J.B.E.F.

I wasn't trying to. I was a giant fan. I was a giant fan. But giants don't count. Giant's had been relevant until 8. I think we won the Super Bowl in 2011. Yeah, but you got that. Yeah, that's fluke shit.

Yeah, because the 49ers dropped upon it. Yeah. All right, salty. Yeah. I love you. I'm sorry, I lost out. What is your actual favorite memory from Andy Fuel, where you think?

Oh my God. I mean, Merckface, we made him do some stuff in the beginning. We used to be like a field reporter. You were just like, I have a picture of Andy Fuel. Mark Fass, Gilly suited through something. Yeah, he hid in the hallway and Gilly suited. I have a picture, I have a great picture of Jay in the old comedy office and Merckface cheering behind him in a way

but my favorite memory was when we found out he was in the fish and we just took him to task for a whole episode and just watching just like we do with everybody when we bust someone's balls they go from being like okay okay the laughing to going back to being like okay they don't play a fucking vacuum cleaner at every show. Is there a handbook of defense for fish and grateful dead though because I will say most people who love them come in almost telling you they love them apologetically and then also have like a and I'll never bore you with it because I know you don't like it and no one likes it except these people who like it. This is the thing I do. Yeah, I go to it. But they never go, it's like, how do you think that's good?

They just go like, it's just, it isn't, like they don't know, they don't, they're so hard to get. If you know, you know. Yeah, like, doesn't matter, like, you never talk about, I'll never invite you, don't worry about it. I do it, you don't have to worry about it.

I actually do love bringing people, because I think people do get turned when they go see them live. That is fun. I bet it very least have a fun night. That couldn't see it's a fun energy. It's a super fun show But putting on here you go. I can't explain that. I don't know why that's enjoyable to me But I just remember you be like you stuck to your guns Well sure you didn't back down which I probably would have after a while I too is dude like little grateful dead bears or something. Plus, he had Mike, but plus he had Mike Fenoyade to commiserate with.

Oh, that's true. Fenoyade was there. Every time Fenoyade coming, he's like, well, that's not that bad. They'll go to the mat more for them than me. I will show a silly, silly band. Yeah, you know, there's a good impression of them. Matt Friend.

That's called with the pH. Should have got him doing tray. Yeah, what are you loo-per-omening him? Did you do it? It was just on the comedy-seller show, Roddove 99. Thursday nights, 7pm Eastern. Wow. Jay, get him in line. I'm can't. I'm only a guest today. But I'm gonna be up your ass Monday, Lou. Yeah, but Monday morning. You better come in here with a different attitude. I'm gonna be up your ass, dude. The way you treat me as a guest. I'm gonna I'm telling you right now, I'm at home and I'm worried for you on different attitude. He up your ass, dude. The way you treat me as a guest. I'm gonna, Lou, I'm telling you right now,

I'm at home and I'm worried for you on Monday. Ooh, buddy, when I'm back in charge of this bitch. Yeah. Wow. They got me by the short and curly's right now. Short and curly. When I'm just a guest, when I get bumped back up, I'm putting cases on all of y'all.

Is Christine technically allowed to be working equipment at all? She's just a lady off the street today. She is. Yes, how is her contract overlapped? I think her contract is still good. Her contract is still good. Christine, you're on the inside.

Help us out. But maybe not. Oh no, she needs the sign one all. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys turned on all of us. Sorry. You're serious employees. It's turned on us.

Lou, are you behind this too? You said any guest who walks in here started tinkering around with the computers and stuff? Yeah, real-class actor running here. No, you're right. I can just talk shit because I'm in the way. Yes. Really, Jacob, Andy, Lou's.

You guys are the employees of the show. Entertain us. Yeah. You know, give us some topics, dog. You do the read. Yeah, you go give us some topics, dog. You do the read. Yeah. How do we have to do reads? Should we pull out Matt friend?

Uh-huh. We're not talking about that. Go get a Matt friend of Cameo. Go get a cameo from Matt friend. Are you getting, is that where it is? Are you getting kicked back money from Cameo? Is that why you're putting it in? Yeah.

Just a famous impressionist, I don't know. Okay. No, you're game. Jay, I'll I'll be out of the loop Jay let me play DJ lose game okay Matt friend didn't ask you to say his name did Howard Stern ask you to say Matt friends name did Donald Trump ask you to say Matt friends name did Gary Boba Buie Delibate I'm just trying to think of all the voices Matt Friend does. He just, Luna gets tricked that easy. He's a witch. He called me.

He called me. I asked if I could say Matt Friend. It's Owen Willson. I asked you to do this. To rough situate. I saw Craig Gas as we can in St. Louis. He came by one night, hung out, did a spot. And he said he's back on stern doing

impressions. And I think Matt friends, they're doing impressions and it's like a battle. Every day on the stern, so now you do like that, the gimmick like the knock on the door. And so Jay Farrow did Will Smith two days ago yesterday. And he could tell it's like they're not all Craig. So it's like, they keep they keep bouncing around it's like so funny to watch Impressionists compete. Yeah, I guess all right. Today's buddy goes, okay. I got a put on good a good opportunity No, I got to do just a fucking old man And I'll tell you what impressions Havier Bardem impressionist. I got to give credit to it is so hard to keep it's not to do it for the you know

You should make the joke of the the rows of the one word impression. Shampoo. Yeah. Shampoo. Um, those got like the one word, it's hard to keep it up. Yeah. It's also hard to like, what Jay Farrow's incredible at is like saying words like them or like phrases that maybe like they would say kind of like similar stuff. That's when people are good at that,

that's when you're like, oh shit, you're really doing like a perfect impression of them. J-Fairos, yeah. J-Fairos like, J-Fairos unbelievable. Like when he does like Steven A. Smith, or Kevin Hart, you know, like he was the first person I heard to do a Kevin Hart. Okay.

Well you didn't, you weren't doing an impression of J-Fairos impression. What? Yeah, you know that. I don't know that. I don't know that. I told you that. Oh, I briefed you. I do an impression of Gav.

Gavin Hart. Because of J. Ferro, his impression. I really do part of sleep. No, because I know him. I knew him. I've known him. I knew him. Before decades.

Before decades. Fuck yeah. All the hits. Before decades. Dude, what if you guys see me at the Madonna table? Is this the cake you're dead to me. We hope you fail I was like we'll be fail. Yeah, that's it. That's the exact cake. They got me sir. I'm a pants That's exactly

We hope you fail I love that You know You're dead, you're as real as we hope you fell. Wish me little bit. I love that. You know, we cut this cake. It's the beginning of the end. No. Yeah. It's just the beginning. It's just the end of, I don't know.

I was trying to. A delicious chocolate chip cake with awful coffee frosting. It's the same idea separating the show. I thought Jacob said something More memories Dan We dummy Jacob that's easy. He's being a good host dude for guests. You're right. Yeah, Dan. It's only some more memories some more memories. Jacob's is easy. It's watching Logano and it is a part of it. But we're all there watching Jake or I would say there's like two live show

performances. The first time you were a game show host and we wrote evil Jacob. Yeah. That moon tower. I was like one of the hardest I've ever heard. Moon towers were always fun going shopping for countless close. I mean, Moon towers. That's like, you know, that's a whole other thing. That was always fun. And then Jacob

will see their one year. Yeah. Oh my God. shaving Jacob. Yeah. I'm gonna be in the back alley. What do you guys? What are you guys doing? If you don't dress Bobby in all white, I'll burn this place down. Oh boss. August. Yeah. If you don't boss, Bobby for the live moon tower shows I was gonna be stark white. Yeah, you are I mean not a Stain on him

You guys need to do that or you're leaving money on the table. Yeah without a doubt Bobby is boss. Haas Yeah, man, I mean the live shows were very very fun and it was always cool to see because Well, let's let's or Jacob got to really spread his wings to yeah hell yeah Jacob killed on live shows And he's gonna kill on more live shows. It's just powder. You know, you're still a little we still got new live shows Yeah, I gotta read that contract I like cluster fast. I remember doing cluster I remember we remember when we go to festivals and do multiple live shows And then we're like oh, that's not what we should do Yeah, we do. Oh my guys are fast. We do like we have like four shows

Yeah, but it was like they were like half hour interviews or hour long interviews or something Yeah, with Nate and Jessal Nick we did one and then we're like Cluster Fest was weird because he was some what wasn't yeah Comedy Central didn't know what they were doing with us and we didn't realize that Until too late where we could have manipulated it. Yeah, we could have said it, do it this way or that. We were just like, what are you guys saying? You guys should do four episodes and you're like, however we would, Moon Tower the first year we did two episodes and we're like, Yeah, one of them was like, get a Microsoft. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. we should be giving turtle neck speeches. I have a picture from work

I found that I found that picture of us from that venue. Yeah, I have making tiny investments in tiny properties What if I told you the future is now Bond fire industries has brought a new program Of mapping the human genome the other venue we did at the same week was so cavernous. Yeah. No, that's the one I have the picture for. Voodle. Because they still used that venue entire.

It's awful. I never stand up. Me and Lou were so hungover the second show. That's why you can only do two one show. Speaking of drinking, can I tell you my favorite black? We're gonna lose Lou at some point. My favorite black Lou memory is outside of the show, but it's how fun drunk he got the night of HBO special tape Yeah, that is easily my mother

I'm not gonna say for his mother love. What was the best part? But it was the best part it was the best part It just right there Great, it was great. I and someone that was you said your husband took a sys right on the right on the street in front of passing cars. But at least it was between production trucks. Yeah. There's giant production trucks. When we walked out I was like, what I go like, like, pissing in the street? Lou and he went, yeah. I loved it. I loved it. That was like, that was, that was, that was, because I was so stressed out that night until the very end.

Not like super stressed out, but you know, I was like, stressed. And then to see you have that photo, I was like, fuck it, get it, dude. That's the kind of photo I want to have tonight, taking a long piss on this, on a busy street in between production trucks. It was a long sis Yeah, yeah, I was very like I was like okay, it's gotta be wanting that so we're probably other dangers Oh now I'm like another green light and more cars came it was Austin powers-esque Just kept going yeah, I like just white Lou making random strangers friends

at all live shows. Let me tell you right now. It just has a new crew. If you leave them alone for 10 minutes. And by the way, by the time they get back to the next moon tower, they're always long time friends. And Lou, just at some point, is going. He just keeps in the breeze.

It's exactly what I was just going to say. He says something weird with a squad brother, and then, Psh. Psh. Probably my favorite memory of Lou is watching him get into stew and then disappearing It's like along the same lines as black Lou but when you just he's the only I know I'm telling you that when I go Where's Lou and I go I haven't seen for a half hour ago? Christ

Fuck that could be oh, oh god shit. We gotta find out where he's had at least. Oh, no, we got a track him down Do you guys have him tracked? You got a tracker on him somewhere dude? I have I have text message So I was like going back looking at old photos of bonfire stuff, you know because I was like I mean I want to make a post and then I saw this screen grab from DJ Lou That goes I'm I'm stewing out. Liz just told me to leave. And I go, my text is Lou, you're going to want to get out of there. And he goes, now I'm staying. It's great. You do his full stew mode. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you know, eight years is a lot of fun fucking memories. I'm gonna be very sad this weekend, Salt Lake City.

So get ready for a one-man show. Make sure I get laid. No. This guy's gonna be feeling pretty down this weekend. So if you have big, morement to it, yeah. I'm gonna get those big, morement, love, love, love on my face. I'm gonna be sleeping all Mormon lump, lump, lump, lump, lump, lump face. I'm gonna be sleeping all day.

I don't know, man. I love you guys so much. It's a good place to cheer up because it actually is a fantastic club. One of my favorite clubs. Yeah. Simonette German, Delhi. Oh, please tell me where exactly to go. Because I'll probably get there multiple times.

I need a lot of comfort for really good. Yeah, man, I love you guys. Because I'll probably get there multiple times. I need a lot of comfort really good Yeah, man, I love you guys and I'm very excited for the for the Bob fire to start I saw something called it a Bob fire. I was like the Bob fire is gonna fucking rule. I'm very I'm so fucking fun. It's like I don't know I'm just so proud of what we're able to fucking do and how much fun we're able to have you know I'm just it is bittersweet and I understand it's a sad ending, but you know So we have to get excited too, you know, it's like yeah, to have, you know. It is bittersweet and I understand. It's a sad ending, but you know, it's that we have to get excited too, you know. It's like, you know, it's like, you know, you can do now.

Oh, fuck yeah. And it's gonna be, and I mean, I know you're a guest today. I know we're both unemployed here. Yeah, I'd cut that cake but they won't only hold a knife. I don't work here. Meanwhile, Christine's pulling up nudes on a computer that's owned by the company.

Shh. Who does that fall back on? Yeah, yeah. That's gonna roll down the EU DJ Lou run that up the pole Who's gonna look for is not even here today. He took a day off. No one cared about today. No big Jim goes I don't know. I think I'm gonna I'm just gonna be at home. Yeah, he goes he goes hey I know to Marsha last day, but for no reason whatsoever. I won't be here. Yeah Just cuz Hendrix is clapping your leaving.

Yeah, I can finally. Yeah, beat it Dan. He goes get out of here. Beat it. We figured it out. Everybody else can do voices too. Rodney Dangerfield is replaceable. No one cares about my joe man. We'll take a quick break.

And we'll take a quick break. Um. Uh. And we'll come right back. We're hanging out with Dan Stans last day. Yeah. We have some sweets. We have some laughs. Oh, I'm deaf.

We're having a party. Jacob, you have a sweet? I'm going to have carbs for Dan today. Woo! That's amazing. What a compliment! It's a special day. We'll be right back at Steve's box.

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