The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Dawkins!

Episode Date: March 15, 2022

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I'm Dan Soder and I'm Big J. Okreson and welcome to the Bonfire Podcast. You can hear our full show every day on Series XM. Go to seriousexem.com slash bonfire for a special offer. And now the Bonfire with Big J. Okreson and Dan Soder. This is the Bonfire. Series XM facts to talk 103. I'm Dan Soder that's Big J. Okreson. Join by DJ Liu, Christine Marie Evans,

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You could hang with us more than that. Sure. Yeah, absolutely. You want me to go on the road with you? I'm not sure. I'm a weekend. Yeah, absolutely. Where? You want me to go on the road with you? Maybe sure. I'm a weekend. I'm a weekend. Yes, that would be fucking fantastic.

You know what? Jacob's coming in with my energy last Wednesday. I know, man. I gave him the devil. He's coming in with the devil sass. Yeah, duh. And you know what, Doug, Jacob? I understand it.

In fact, I would even be willing to sit down and let's talk to you about maybe you moving in Nashville and working remotely, you know You would love Nashville you would love Nashville. I Would love I think I would love I'm pretty sure Nate'll let you live in his attic like Uncle Jesse You could live like a little Jesse as long as you write jingles You got to write Nate some Nate jingles. They're clean But hey everybody it's Nate. Yeah, but everybody, it's Nate. Yeah.

It's the great Nate. Nate. It's great. It's always Nate and great. He's like, buddy, I love it. Right, Nate. You got to change the lyrics. Yeah, it's great.

Got to change the lyrics. Uh, I was very excited to introduce. Or what if Jacob starts, I was going to say, well, that's a jump off that real quick. If Jacob starts doing breathy rock. Hey, girl, because I missed you somehow. You make me feel number one. You're a Joey Lagano. You're a Joey.

Oh yeah. You make the pace of my heart. She gets to know that Jacob just lives in Nashville now doing breathy Joey Lagano inspired rock. I don't like it. God, now you can introduce that. I'm sorry. I mean, I'm introducing your newest family member.

Yeah, the newest member of the crew of the bonfire. Weighing in it, maybe eight pounds. Maybe. I don't know. Zool little chunk of love. It's a little turd. Dawkins. Dawkins.

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It's fucking wild. Yeah, is the dog's bird so cute? It's more like listening to this, you're still the best girl, but holy shit. Oh my God. You start celebrating your dog's birthday on the day of them. We made it up. No, we felt like we asked when we adopted

what her birthday might be and we got two answers And so we just decided on it. I'm just one. He had January Third Nice. It's the day before Katie's brothers birthday. I say this dog like I can start and shout out rocket league What's that? I'll say this dog's life didn't start so got with us It didn't I mean how did you guys got a you adopted a that's like puppy meal cute. Yeah That's like you know what I mean? Don't worry. Of course a dog to bang in a barn to get a puppy that cute. Well don't worry Christine's highly allergic clearly

So are you really? No, why do I look allergic? It's like Martin shortened pure luck. Yeah, it's all swollen up red and shit and you're scratching your neck No, I'm just read from walking with her Jesus Christ.. Do you take a bed and drill? What do you take? I start taking zero tech yesterday. Alright, and then probably you'll learn to live with it. Yeah, and then those hives are worth it. That dog is beautiful. Look at her, she already zonked out.

Yeah, she just sleeps. Damn, she's gonna be big. Thanks. Yeah, dude. She's got some fucking positive. Whoever told you 30 pounds is smoking methamphetamines and is lying to get money off you who said that the foster mom yeah the father she know I don't you run it by Justin you run it up the poll happy was so cute Justin's been MIA for like three days Got a broken leg kind of fan just go up in today for a minute You got a face time with them quick minute He's gonna. Yeah, it's like Justin's broken leg.

Sit. Please, God, sit. Oh, my God. I can't do anything about it if you don't sit. I can't state my dominance. Ah, she is fucking adorable. She's so cute. She was um, so good in the car.

DJ Lou hates her. I'm excited. I'm a puppy. Justin was trying to discourage us from getting a puppy and I'm so happy we have a puppy. Why? Because it's a puppy. Look at how cute it is. Yeah, it's a puppy, Justin was trying to discourage us from getting a puppy and I'm so happy we have a puppy. Why? Because it's a puppy, look at how cute it is. Yeah, it's a puppy, just trying to say get one

that you know the personality already, because you can get a groom a personality. She already, she sits, she fetches. She's rampant. She sits. She's got her sitting. If she's rampant, she's all kicker. Consistently, right?

Yeah, flinching, flinch flinch flinch. Not super, it's what she does. Oh, don't actually hear. Okay, but just like a I lost the room punt maybe no I do choke slams. Oh, okay. Yeah. I was gonna say I'm a DDT here probably yeah Oh, by the way even joking around one time when she was little she was like up on the bed or something and I was joking to Katie I go power bomb and she's little so I was like I was like I'm not fuck I was okay. I was I was fucking get around. Oh Jesus Christ

Oh my god first time you step on her Paul and she's like I'm fucking I'm the worst owner. I am the worst owner of all time. You know what she loves last night when I got a sleep fall sleep on me on the couch. Great. Just had both her hands in my hand. Yeah. Her little paws. He's rubbing top for paws.

J on the way into just went. J. J. On the way into the building, J. hit me with the story about you playing video games and her putting her arm, her head on my arm. Did I well tell you right now is a dog owner? It's the best. That is the best feeling in the world.

Because when they come over there, I'm like, what are you doing? Yeah, I'm trying to sleep. You're nothing little stupid idiot. I love you. You say the meanest things. But that's what Katie said on the phone with you guys last night. She's like, you have you threatened to throw her out the window yet

because you'll ever so much. Yeah. I'm like, I'll fucking toss you. You do, you want to eat her? Yeah, cannibalism's usually the best. We put her in our brain. She was crying at it. I put on Jethro tol Aqua and Lung,

and it seemed to work like a lullaby for her. She's a pet cat. She loves progressive classic rock.. Yes. She got bar tastes Yeah, well, I mean she is insanely cute for an adopted dog usually get something wonky, you know We got yeah even Muriel's eye was floating around on the left side, but then it centered in yeah Oh really she had a wonky when you first counter We have a picture. This is just one picture where she got a wonky eye And I joke with Katie where I'm like

She got a world. Did you do hate her hates dogs didn't know you had your dogs this well because it knows your evil Think so you think so think it knows the real me. I think yeah I think you know what happened the thing talking to you and knows what actually happened that night with big Chris and little Little break it's smell he could she can smell the deceit. Yeah, and she can smell gay. I've trained her. I feel like that when you're playing video games. Yeah, it's pretty great. That's great.

When they just wrap up on you. Yeah, it's fun. You're all full, dude. She should all over the carpet pissing all the things today, a bunch, but you know. Did you think it's gonna be a problem with how high up you guys are? For what? Taking her for walks? Yeah, like taking it downstairs?

Nope. I don't know. I'm gonna downstairs enough to smoke and shit. That's not like- You think you're gonna lose it in the elevator in front of someone? Cause man did Mertle love to piss in front of the elevator when you're a trainer. Oh, yes.

She will. Yeah. She'll do all these things. And then you just gotta see someone else. That's for me, that was the embarrassing part. You're like, hey, sorry, I'm just in the elevator mopping up piss. Cause my puppy decided to let it loose.

I'm just going to look at it. Whoever walks in, he goes, you did that. You wanted to do that. You pissed, he goes, dude, that's clearly your dog's piss. Excuse me, you did that. You say you did it. I think you should have Christine dress up like Reagan in the exorcist and just stand over it.

You can get back. Sorry. Sorry. I think she's just pissed. I think a demon's working its way into my soul. Sorry guys, I'm possessed. What do we do with this crate? How do we crate trainer?

You know already, you did it. Yeah, I gotta run that up to the boss. I gotta run it up to the foreman, Katie. She really did it all, didn't she? Yeah, I was just an air and boy. She might take her outside and be like, done. Christine said almost nothing so far I have been really good with her

But what about training to come their dents? I put her in her crate I put her in her crate and left her there. Jay put her in her crate. I took a shower I come out and he has her own his lap What you booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby booby bo Yeah, yeah, let him cry. Yeah, no, I know But I don't know man. I've been on music. I was totally just I was just a muscle Katie was the brains. Yeah Well, when we go tonight to skanks and everything we got to put it in the crate when we leave Yeah, take her to skanks. Oh, man when you hear I don't know see this it was different because we were pandemic We were home the whole time. Yeah, yeah, so for if I went and did skanks I just go into the room or bonfire just go into the room and then come out a commercial break and Like what do you fucking do? You stupid

But like the grand idea. I don't know you guys learned and you got Justin you got fucking resources So we got her a crate today. We got her a little Packed for the bottom of the crate cattle prod nice When you when you get a searcher in her to fight I don't know. I'm thinking about already. I'm definitely getting up I'm doing the where I grab your grab her mouth and hold her mouth close for a minute Yeah, it's the beginning and then I read and I go you're a policy She does not like that she's not like you're a push is I wait what I go you're a fucking policy

Do something I'm like chicks are less than men I and she was like excuse last Saturday night shit Saturday night some dude was down the street. There's a bar down the street And like a couple doors down from the bars. Do is just doing coke just right there on the street or whatever And I was walking myrtle and I was just sweatpants, you know walking by and myrtle was like Like barked at him. I'm like hot hop you fucking snitch Cool around here just talking to her. I'm like, shud, hop, you fucking snitch. Be cool around here. Just talking to her, you're like, you almost got me fucking killed.

You say, hey sir, she wants a bump. Yeah, sorry, could you do a little? She wants to get the zoomies around the apartment. You might have just given her a little zip real quick, just a little fucking. Does she ever get, does she get the puppy zoomies yet? Just twice a day, just be like, what the fuck, are we gonna go fucking nuts?

No. Really? I don't know, I mean, we've had it for literally 12 hours. Okay. Yeah, we just had it. But we had her sleep in bed with us and it was so cute! Jean piss? No.

But I actually woke up at 7 o'clock this morning and put her on the pee pad and she peed. And then like, yeah. And then like 11. Well no one told me that. Would you have liked to have been there to super- I woke up after and I brought out in a living room and she pissed on the floor. Nice.

I wiped that up. Great. Then she went over to the other side of the room. Shit. Took a log and a half and then I picked her up while her butt hole was still open, put her on the pee pad. She didn't go on the pee pad.

She walked away and took like two more little logs. She's just shitting all over. So then I picked those logs up, then she went over and shit a lot more on the carpet. Funny, funnier. Then I went to the bathroom, came out of the bathroom, stepped in another puddle, piss with my sock. Gotcha, dude, she's always been in an hour.

I think she's taking over as the alpha now. I literally went to the gym and I called J after the gym. He was like, it's been quite the morning. Yeah, I'm like, it's been a lot already. I go, we got to get a crate like right now. Oh, damn, dude. I like that. She gave you the worst thing possible, which is wet socks via piss. piss socks. Oh, fucking suck. Piss socks. So good. She's just laying down sleeping right by my feet. Man, if she pisses and shits in here, full credit.

Somebody else's problem. What? In fact, radio Andy comes in tomorrow. They're like, the spawn fire groups getting way out of control. In fact, Jim, there's going to be dog pissing shit in the studio every day until we have contracts for buns and basketball. Man, done to the head. This place is going to be rid, and don't think the gay radio is going to get upset with us because they love tiny dogs and their little poops.

They think they're adorable. Yeah, they're going to they're inside of dockens. Yeah, we won't get any trouble. That face impossible. That fits. This dog after read a book with it. So anyway, had a dream took dockens to the park today. Madonna's here dockens and I were in the Hamptons having a rice peel off that just was not good. Anyway, Michael Clark Duncan walked in, and I was like, he's dead. How is he here?

Sherimato LaZonya, I said was good, but it wasn't. You have to do that kind of voice, but you're doing big J stuff. Wind saw stained. They were over a terminal five. Left, Dawkins was making quite the mess. Did a couple dabs ran over to Lewis's house? He was fighting with his neighbor. Can you believe his neighbor had a knife? Oh, I had to jump in. The whole thing was crazy. Oh my god. I think it's

stabbed, but I did get sliced a little. Oh my god. Later that night I was on stage and found out a guy who had fucked his stepmom. Wow! Did Fentanyl buy X-Men? Anywho. Woke up with a bad headache. Dawkins was not so happy to be upstairs for so long. You said that the game should be with Big J-Actions. I love that. Dawkins rules, dude.

Good good good good good adoption. You guys are real heroes. We really are. We know I signed up. I've applied for so many dogs and I've lost a bunch of them and people I've got declined for an application because I said I had allergies And once the money makes sense. They're like I don't know there's a lot of people lying lady You can't handle it. I don't think we can give you this dog. Still not come in. She can handle it We'll see well like I when once a woman called me and we had the conversation

She actually reached out to me. She's like, I have these puppies that match what you want. And it was just so fast after that. Oh, you guys met at a bar started kissing. And we pulled her away from her sister. Oh, my God. That was really hard. I like that. Where was it? Is that the cattle Brooklyn foster foster home? You had to be like safe. When we got there, they couldn't have been more like smelling each other's butts and knocking around and it was like they really love each other. He goes, that's great. Stay here, you piece of shit.

We're taking your sister. We're giving her a home. Where did the other one get adopted? I told her to let me know so we can have plays. Didn't yet. We're looking for a second. Don't even care. Yeah. No, no, no. We're looking for a second. Don't even get. Yeah.

Yeah. No, no, no, no. We can barely handle my little. We can't take a second dog. We should have done. We live in a part of it. What's the bell got a dog too, but his bell wanted a little tiny dog.

She got a little teacup. She also needed like a super hypo allergenic dog. Yeah. She's all allergies. I feel like those kind of dogs. I don't know. My allergies, I didn't really have allergies to us grown, but I feel like Did you have to get used to my no?

No problems at all. No That's why I'm wondering like with people with allergies. What if you just Fucking stick it out. You do you kind of get used to it? I've had cat There's times in my life where I've had cats and I haven't had cats and once I get when I get a new animal It's like you just you know you kind of get used to it by what you have what your eyes swall over every day You guys every day is a new treasure Christine come memories Christine coming in looking like gangus Kong with her eyes swollen shut Then you're being like I love it. I love this dog so much

Christine what's going on my tongue on up so I'm on the surface of Mars in total recall My tongue film at my whole mouth. This night still be for my nose for now It is my crystal whenever I do that face I Don't know I'll just like a little bit of my mountains on anymore Pete snapped back. He leaked, yeah, did you see the text? Oh yeah. Because Dave's serious is the one that put it out on Twitter.

Well, so I was taking a dump. But now it was Pete. Apparently, Pete's used his account before. No, he's like his spokesperson. Dave's serious is his town cry. We'll get there. Thank you Cyrus. Cyrus, is it serious? I'm just a company man. It's SIR US. I'm just a company man, so I Dave serious. This is town cry. We'll get there. It's Cyrus Cyrus. Is it serious? There's ice you know, I'm just a company man. It's S I R U S

I'm just a company man. So I read this I get the stress factory when I first started. Yeah, he's super funny I don't know his guy hasn't seen his comedy in his billion years, but I like David Yeah, I like David lot to and I've been I like him so much. I've been mispronouncing his name this entire time I'm serious Dave serious X up the faction talk one of the air to mr. serious I don't know maybe you've heard of his dad Ronald serious who is currently in talks to bring Bunsen basketball to the greater New York area. I've heard it's made it his pet project they are calling this is his Howard Hughes aviation I've heard he will not sleep until the biggest butts in the tri-state area are bouncing around basketballs.

One thing about Ronald Serious, he likes big butts and he cannot lie. In the bonfire, Bunsen Basketball League. But it's one of those things when you're on Twitter and you see it happen in real time. We were like, oh, okay. It happened one time with Queens of the Stone Age tickets

in Brooklyn. I was just on Twitter taking a dump and they're like, secret show at this Masonic Temple, you know, internet and I went and it just got two tickets for me and Vic, I was like, oh, fuck, I just went up when I was taking a dump. I was taking a shit, it's like a message from Pete and it's like, hey, what's up, Coghay, it's Skit,

I'm in your wife's bed. I was reading this, I was like, what the fuck is this real? Yeah, and then it like blew, it's crazy to watch it this real? Yeah. Yeah, and then it blew, it's crazy to watch it then trend on the internet. Or it was like, yeah, we came to think. Yeah, I saw it before I heard it in the news

which was like, came across it. Yeah, I was like, oh shit, it's pretty nuts. Yeah, do you have the thing? It is funny though that Pete's like, sound the message to my people and Dave is like, baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I'm not gonna say I'm gonna put up my touch. I'm gonna bet your wife is a thing where it's like Kanye West is gonna try to fight you now, or he's gonna be a real man. I'm gonna put up my touch. I'm gonna bet your wife is a thing where it's like Kanye West is gonna try to fight you now,

or he's gonna be a real man. I'm gonna bet your wife is a thing where it's like Kanye West is gonna try to fight you now, or he's gonna be a real man. I'm gonna bet your wife is a thing where it's like Kanye West is gonna try to fight you now, or he's like, It was an all right. He said all right where he was like, all right, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna put all my thoughts on this. The bed with your wife is a thing where it's like, Kanye West is gonna try to fight you now or he's gonna like back off to some degree.

Yeah, you kind of, you know, saying in bed with your wife. Oh, you use in profanity. Yeah, so funny that it's Kanye West's sex thing with him. Yeah. Where are you right now in bed with your wife, perfect setup? I mean you really really do not you do that was telegraphed I could see that cut where are you right now? You walk

right into that one. Oh he looks but then please go up to how in fairness they both dress like idiots. Both of their fashion sense is like a close you found in a garage, but they're very expensive Like did you find it? Where did you find those fishing boots Kanye's like upstairs in a box marked fishing? I mean Kanye West outfit to this point are I Like them they're getting more and more closer to me. Just dirty sweatshirts and jeans I'm like yes tucking in a tank top and see your fucking rubber boot No, I don't have tank top. I would, you know, and then pizza saw all all.

Hi. Hi, what's up guys? Hi. You don't scare me bro. Your actions are so pussy and embarrassing. It's so sad to watch you ruin your legacy on the daily. You're more than welcome to come to Sunday service. Why don't we keep inviting him to. You're more than welcome to come to Sunday service. Why don't we, you know what I mean?

That's what he keeps inviting him to. Oh, yeah, I'll show him the church. He's like, no, I'm saying like, shut up or I'll fight you. Come to church. Come meet the Lord. I'll be at the Beverly, also, that's a level of wealth. This is how you know how wealthy Pete is. First off, when he texted me in Rochester,

he asked if I do the, one of those bags called, the company that bags your phones. Oh, um, Yonder. Yonder, he's like, do Yonder bag? I'm like, Pete, that costs like 12,000 a show. I'm in Rochester at Comedy at the Carlson. Please bring your phone. If you show up for the show, please.

But he is. How's the thing you are overestimating what Yonder bags cost? I don't know, look that up. I think they're pretty expensive. That $12,000 per show, you get the things. It's like, Oh, to use it for the weekend?

Yeah, where they sent more of the people to buy them. So I mean, the stands got a bunch. They have Yonder bags, but I think Chipel bought those, right? Maybe, but I'm not saying they might not be, I'm not saying they won't be expensive, but $12,000, should I be there? It's probably for $12,000 for the total.

Oh, $15,000 to $30. Each bag costs $12,000. Should I be there? It's probably there's $12,000 for total. $15,000. Each bag costs $15,000. So we told me that these so the pouches themselves are really expensive. That's a lot. Yeah. 200 seat room. But again, it's not $12,000 for Yeah, you're right. It's just a one cost one time over cost. But I'm gonna bring my own younger bags. Get in the suitcase. I got 300. Y'all the bags. The in the suitcase. I got $300, right? I don't know.

Young the best. Do you pack a suitcase? He's acting like I've at least enough for the company, but it's one of those things where you're like, oh, that's how wealthy you are. You're so famous that all your shows have to be younger bagged. But then when he's texting Kanye, he wrote, I'll be at the BHH.

And it took us a while to decipher it. And it's like Beverly Hills got it. Dude, inviting him out to his hotel. Beverly Hills, Hilton. Hilton, Beverly Hills got it. Dude inviting him out to his Beverly Hills. Hilton. Beverly Hills Hotel. Hotel. See?

That's how fucking low class eyeing. I'm gonna go low right now. And so if I like Saadi's, it's great. It's the hell of Beverly Hills. Oh wow. I mean the variation from it. It goes to Beverly Hills Hotel. It's the Buffalo Hilton.

It goes, but it's like, but it's part of the Hilton family, right? Do my blue, do my blue points work? Yeah, by the way, fucking look, get a hold of whoever represents Paris Hilton, and say that she promised us top level of Hilton honors members. Yeah. And we never fucking got it.

24, carrot, pussy. All right, that's a weird thing to say of a woman we're trying to get stuff out of. Yeah. When Christine starts seeing somebody else, I'm gonna invite him over to the drury end on. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Come see me at the Omni Hotel. Ha ha ha. Christine starts seeing somebody else I'm gonna invite him over to the drowry in Come see me at the Omni hotel

in Duluth. Oh, yeah, you know where I'm at bro. I'm down the street at the Econo lodge come see me at the EL8 Wow look at the Beverly Hills hotel if you look in the top right window You can see Pete and Kanye kissing Yo come see me one or what? Excuse to get together and fuck he's like finally fam. Yeah, we could do a thing not on Sunday because that's when the Lord's watching Lord I don't want Lord to see my dude you ding down going into my duke hole. I don't care Man, I'll get crazy at the bh I'll let you get in on my bh. I'll I'll use my age I use my M I don't know what is about you ski but everything about you sexy son damn son you all like if sex was a person

you definitely sex as a person yo make me feel like Kate Beckinsdale son oh yo I'm telling you I'm so glad my giant broken anymore so I can wrap my lips around yours. Ow damn you, oh damn you is big. Oh man, respect, respect all those women that have taken you so easy. Oh man, it hurts so much to accept you inside me family. Oh yo, it's happening. Oh god, I'm self-looper, Kate and family. Me and Skit cool now. I got a song on Don to three called Skit and Pete. Uh, why don't we meet after Sunday, so I was in science game.

What's science gear? His son, Saint. That's what we're reading at Katie's like, we see a big saints fans. Yeah, it's right. But let's do it. Let's go.

I heard rumors. They're going to try to try for the Sean Watson. An icon. I need the watch because I'm a big science guy. Who that? I mean, to do what I love what Pete's doing right here though It's great. It's subtle and it's great Why don't we meet after Sunday service in Stainsgate? You just know this guy already enough is to go this

Wow, I just do know my kids schedule. How did you know they're supposed to play the thunder at 2 p.m. In a soccer game? Oh actually, it's the lightning You know that's fine. It's the division rivals. There's only 15 games to season saw I don't see a follow every time honestly. Let me text you back in a little. I'm cutting up oranges Kevin. I got orange duty about half time. So I've never seen it happen because I guess it just didn't happen ever But dude, I will say and I left you know, I mean like when me and Carla broke up like I moved out, you know But you gave up you don't want to up on your family. I quit on us. Um, when I saw, uh, if I went back there and saw any of the guys

that Carla dated a younger man, I don't care about that. They were younger. They're both the ones with the hell's younger than one before is younger. It's not that I'm talking about if I was coming to pick up Isabella and she was like, all right, coming dad. And then when she walked out with some guy, I'd have like some guy I had like a fucking like like a crazy handshake and it was like all right goes what do you say and she was like choke up on the bat Yeah, you shut the fuck up you fucker you hit in nicknames for each other. Yeah, she's like all right I'm out of here grizzly grizzly there. Sorry dad. I love you. I won't choke up on the bad. No, you're

Supposed to choke up on the bad make no weird Post a choke up on the bad get your gonna rise god damn it. This guy knows his baseball You guys dad will you take me to play baseball and I really don't have the time actually honestly I was hoping you would want to watch me play video Okay, um, yeah, I guess I can do that I guess Here's just got to practice fly balls with Eric says today goes Eric was it what Eric what I'm sorry to Eric bring you in this world Yeah, but you're Eric by the way you brag about video gives you goes yet can Eric do this and level Complete Okay, watch this does Eric do that what did you do?

I just stole cold stunned Brock Lesnar and I won the title. It's pretty good. What did I do in Finity Spell? That's what I did. That's what I did. Oh, she has Eric. Eric, Eric, Eric. You can do the Infinity Spell.

Eric's gonna take a skiing and he says I have a good singing voice. You're like, oh, this is motherfucker. He's, well, let me tell you something. One, we know for sure it's guys a liar now. Could you voice sounds like shit? Did I tell you that I'm a higher-deprived investigator on Eric? So why he's so nice. Well, we're gonna find that out if that's true or not in about a month We're just reminding him of daily things which by the way it would be so nice

But it's like his bell would you take your algae pills? You're like hey, hey, what are you doing enough dude? Yeah That's right then you have to go his about to Hey, what are you doing? Enough, dude. But then you have to go Isabella to get you to get your algae pills. If we're gonna go outside, you need to take them. Would you get irked? I would get a little irked when I heard the guys call her,

the nickname her mom calls her. Calls who? When I heard the guys, so Isabella's mom, Isabella's mom calls her moople and her dad calls her scoops. And they almost exclusively refer to her as moople and scoops. I've never called Isabella scoops. But the guys, I would hear the guys would be like, by moople and I'm like, don't call her moople.

That's crazy. Like, who the fuck do you think you are calling her moople? I don't care. That doesn't bother me. Also because Isabella actively didn't like either guy. That's all I could do. It was what. I always knew that brought,

which kind of made me like, by the way, I didn't instill that hurt. In fact, I was more times than not having to say things to her. I'm like, hey, you respect, it's an adult, you know what I mean? Like don't be rude and don't, whatever. You know, I was like, I don't wanna go to the so-and-so's house. And I'd be like, where does it go?

They're like, oh, you know what I mean? Like, you think I told her one time? I'm like, you're not being mean to me by being nice to them. Yeah. The thing, I'm such an adult. I'm like you're not being mean to me by being nice to them. Yeah The thing I'm such an adult dude. You are such an adult, but the god forbid they had a secret handshake dude I would a fucking I would a arcade and nowhere this guy I'm like that's cool dude nice little handshake guys I have to go to the hospital because Eric's healing Dad you really hurt him you really hurt him and you him and you broke his C1 and C3.

And he's a really great guy. He was really teaching me guitar. What? How about those things finding out your kid goes to the daddy daughter dance with the stepdad? Well, I was waiting for my daddy to get hype like that. It sucks when your dad's like, yeah, I don't care. Nick comes all my games.

He's like, fucking right on, dude. He did something where she used her mom's last name or something. Did bring you to hurt me. Yeah, an email that's not even her mom's last name. It's her mom, it's her grandmother's maiden name. Oh, that's all grandma programming. Now that I've learned how diabolical grandma's can be.

Yeah, right. Grandma's are out there just being diabolical. That's actually the name that I told Carla she should use for comedy, because it's a great name. Diabolical? The diabolical. That's actually the name that I told Carla. She should use for comedy because it's a great name Diabolical the diabolical C-A-R-L-A Carla diabolical Diabolical Carla the diabolical

Planning your demise Carla Castillo you're saying for a castillo. How great is that for comedy great third basement name? Carla Castillo. Oh, yeah fucking's just signing a fucking max deal with the Astros. Two twenty for five. Yeah, Carl Castillo. Well, it's good because you get the Hispanic last name, which opens a lot of Adobe's. A lot of eyes on you. A lot of eyes on you. The hot of doors opened up. A lot of... Kasa.

Kasa, what's the door in Spanish? Unfortunately she's just getting asked if she's J's sister. Yeah. Wait really? Yeah people I've said a lot. Probably her turf feelings. Yeah dude. Yeah you're like what? P, people I said a lot. I probably heard her feelings. Yeah, dude.

Yeah, you're like, what? Puerta. Puerta. Oh, open up. A lot of Puerta's opening up for you. Dude, she would be a Latina, she'd be a Latina queen of comedy by now. Oh, for sure. If she decided to go trans too, I've told her all these things.

Pete Texan Kanye, those like small remarks is fucking. And then the next one, he's like, he's like stern and the nice. He's like bad cop, good cop, all in the same extent. Oh yeah. In the same exchange. Yeah, what are you doing in your family? What you're doing in your family is dangerous and going to scar them for life. Please handle these matters privately, bro.

I beg you. I like the bros. It's so, I mean, you've watched, you. I like the bros. It's so. I mean, you've watched you did watch the new South Park, right? With the teenagers yet. No, from Wednesday. Yeah. No, I missed it. It's really funny. Awesome. I'm gonna watch it tonight on it. Do teenagers? Yeah. The teenagers are like it. It's really funny. I'm very excited to watch it. Kanye says you want to see me come the Sunday service. You guys really pushing me to fight me at church. He's really pushing his own show. You guys wanna see me come to the stand on Wednesday.

This isn't public, dude. I'm not here for pictures and press, which is obviously all you care about. Barn, barn, my offer stands to have for you to come to my hotel room. That is a weird offer to them too. And yeah, I wanted you to audition for a movie in my hotel room. Yes, yes.

Now, Weinstein, you know, because now usually the male talent would be here, but there is no male talent. So, do you mind if I, if you just do show me on me? Would you be comfortable talking off that towel? Maybe show me what you're working on? How'd you bend over? Yeah, like spreader forward a little bit. Oh, that's nice.

What? Oh, that's nice. Oh, I see what this is, Skit. You casting couching me. Yeah, no, no, no. No, I gotta tell him they can't be casting couching me. I got my butt hole open for a roll, man. I won't be casting couched.

I wish you'd man up for once in your life. Yeah, that's a tough line to throw to fucking dude I was gonna go 20 years old Yeah, to a guy I'm not 20, but like I you grew up listening to oh Dude, I saw a great it's crazy to be in this I wish I could give the stop being a fucking lunatic I wish I could give credit to whoever's tweet. This was but someone tweeted out man Just imagine Pete Davidson leaving eighth grade dance,

uh, dance in eighth grade to go smoke a cigarette while a Kanye song's playing. He goes, man, I'm gonna make this guy hate me. Oh, well, it's all right. It's the same, same excitement. It's like, I felt when Jonathan Davis and Steve O, like say nice things about me on that podcast. It's the same, that's positive things. So as neat, Pete is in a, a Family drama with like someone he probably

The drama the drama is so much more intense and real dude Macho man public family macho man's brother Leaping Lani Poffo the genius was upset of a joke. I made an ad a dog and that was like a lot I was like this guy fuck how did the genius hates me like Guy that was in your fucking CD book being Being like, you're like no intimate things like when his kid's game is. And Dan, sorry we're going to late for the, for your show, but like Christine's fucking still going back and forth with Beyonce.

Yeah, and you're like, oh my god. Oh, sorry, it's texting. And she's like bitch, because you haven't been a good friend, because I needed you when you weren't there. But it's always like, sorry dude, I can't come hang out. Jenny McCarthy wants me to go. It'd be like someone from the 90s that you grew up. Oh just so yeah. Yeah. That's so weird. Did I can't go there? I think DMX is gonna be there. I mean him got a thing. Yeah. No you know. It's not my birthday. It's not my day. You know what I mean? It's about them.

So I don't want to get into it with DMX. He's always gunning for me every time he sees me. I started dating Katie you know and her and Jason Priestley had that thing. And so now I got it. Katie's so public eye, there could have been something like that. Yeah. She's like, it's not her personality, but she's just dated regular guys.

Yeah, I'm saying it's not her personality, but she could have been in that world. 100%. There could be someone who plays shortstop for the fuck out of the tigers. We're like, that would be that you wish. It was that. Oh, yeah.

It's more like that. It were like, that would be the, you wish. It was that. Oh, yeah. It's more like that. It's like, it goes, Brayland's calling still Brayland Edwards. Yeah. Or someone like, someone that just beat the shit at like Jason Whitlock. I mean, Jason Will, who's the tight end, not the fat sports reporter? Who's the, who's the tight end for the Cowboys? Jason. Jason Whitten.

Whitten. Yeah. That's Whitten right in. She goes, Jason Jason Witten waiting waiting. Yeah, it's waiting right again She goes Jason Witten he goes. Yeah, because he's actually he's like a fucking weird guy. Yeah, you know He's into like hentai and shove she's pretty fucking wacky. I am lucky. I am very lucky. Yeah I had was John F. O'Donnell Don't put Donald shoes to fill. And Pete's being tormented. Pete's being, I mean, I would say at this point, you're kind of being tormented.

That's exactly where I used for a, with Isabelle, because I'm like, we're talking about abuse. And I was like, I guess abuse should be reserved for. You know the opposite. It's the opposite. What do you mean? I mean, Pete is.

Loving? Tormented. It's not on purpose. He's not actively doing anything to torture him. I'm saying his Pete is loving. It's poor, man. It's not on purpose. He's not actively doing anything to torture him. I'm saying his existence is torture. Connie is mentally ill and he's fucking, Pete is lost his family. Pete feels bad about this.

Yeah, but it's also, I mean, I bet his dick is at least a halfie hard all day long while this is going on. I mean, he is fit. It's, he might be, he's Kevin Kevin Hart, level famous now, that fast. Cause of this, not, this is increased his fame. Yes. Oh, my, exponentially. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. We're like nine million followers, like 15 million followers because of this. Because of this. Yeah. Who Pete? Kanye.

Pete doesn't have social media. Oh, it's right, it doesn't, but I'm telling you know, but Pete's fame skyrocket. You know, it's crazy about that. You know, he did, he did jump on, but by the, it's right, I'm telling you know, but Pete's fame skyrocketed. You know, it's crazy about that year. You know, when he did jump on, but by the way, you know, like when he did jump on Instagram for a day,

yeah, he did in the middle of this and did one thing and got right back off of it. They said in the time he was up, it was like 1.5 and it was up for hours. You know, it'd be really awesome if he just, like, joined social media and plugged our live dates. And he's like, he's like, Providence, Rhode Island dancers could be the comedy connection. Cod out and they dates. And he's like, he's like, Providence, Rhode Island, Dan Sanders

can be the comedy connection. Cut out. And Dan Sanders can do that. Dude, just do it. Just use your power for good. You can do me a favor. I'm not even gonna say I want to tweet out that. I don't want to be.

I just started asking Dave. I started about calling this year, so that's all the time Dave Cyrus. Could you just tweet out Pete also told me to say, Dan Sanders, I'm just gonna say Pete said. Pete said Dan Sanders is gonna be a coscom or just doing those fake text threads Or it's like y'all that's all the rules on those big Joe Cuz son you should go see him live got a big check comedy dot com a dance hall to dot com

I wish you didn't have to hack people That'd be so awesome. I would just hack. I mean I have Pete's name like number in my phone I should just do a text thread where I'm like wow dude. You're the cool like it's gonna script a sin I would texted him by now fight his number, I don't have his number though. I don't have the new one. I texted Ricky to check on him. Whatever you say. He said he's, he said he's fine.

It's all noisy. He's working. Yeah, I just before this. He's making a movie right now, like a horror movie. So it's like, uh, he's fine. Yeah, I think it's his pizza. Again, you also young enough still that it's like, this is sort of exciting for me.

Imagine your 20s, imagine your 20s, you're beefing with a person you grew up, I don't like, you're like, love adform for him. Here's why I feel bad for him. She's what 40 something, 42, 41, gorgeous. I get all that and everything and it's exciting. And maybe this is them together for the rest of their lives

or whatever, probably not if we're being honest. Bro, would you bet it that? What would you give it? Maybe the over under, you think another year? Two years? Oh, the amount of time. I won't see the amount of time, but I'd say 25% chance

this is like long, long term. Like marriage, blah, blah, blah. Marriage and just a total, they stay together for the rest of their lives. Yeah, I would put that If that again, I give that like a 5% chance. Yeah, I'm somebody enough forever I'm even saying where this is like the next fucking seven years as Pete and her I Would go maybe at 20% on that. Yeah, so I'm just saying. Yeah, that's, I'd say, that's a good bonfire estimation. I don't argue 100% they're going to break up eventually,

but I'm saying like what this is forcing though a bit because of the drama he's bringing to it. Like what, let's, I just throw a 100% it just doesn't mean anything. Yeah, I'd say 50% chance right now. I do. I do. Him and Karen, him and Ken, Kay are already done. I think they're already done if this doesn't break out like this. I said 50, 50, not for sure, but I think they might already be done. They can't break up right now or it's like, it just brings a whole new tsunami and shit their way of now he broke up. Well, are you back with Kanye and Pete?

Why did you break up? You know, his whole family was ripped apart because of you and Whatever shit they're gonna say to him. I would love if he just ends up becoming the stepdad and then just they just age gracefully Quietly set up great Sure, honestly meeting come Musting that ever happen. Everybody's old and he's got wrinkles. He still talks like that. I meeting come. Must I know how to hop on it? But he's old and he's got wrinkles. He still talks like that. I, here's why I am so afraid to ever fuck a celebrity. The size of my dick. That's got to be a nice thing that Pete,

like he's made the sex pot, sex icon of our lifetime. Shiver her timbers. I'm sure, I'm sure when, when, if, when they break up, she's she's gonna be like have to tell people like That dick was a wall of Everyone that thing is a hammer. It's like a restaurant that has terrible service But they have like a steak sandwich that everyone leaves and goes like that was fucking unbelievable That's a thing what you're gonna see they yell at you. What's that place in Chicago where they yell at you? or whatever no, there's dick slash resort, but there's like a there's like a Chicago hot dog place They love a fucker. Yeah, screams at you. Yeah, and Pete's like oh,'s like a Chicago hot down place. The like the fuck? Yeah, it screams at you.

Yeah. And Pete's like, oh, it's gonna be hot and heavy for a little bit. No, I'll break up, but you'll leave sound as far. Yeah. I mean, the weeners circle. Yeah, the weeners circle in Chicago. That's he's fucking comes into your life and messes it up. But you leave, you're like pretty good.

So far as yellow each other. Pretty good. Um, but yeah, I think that're like, pretty good. So fine, just yell at each other. Pretty good. But yeah, I think that's like, that's gotta be a nice feeling when you just lay hammer on a celebrity. Like, there's, if they break up, a pizza gonna have to get like a backup snap on dick

or something because it's never going to end. What do you mean? I mean, let's get Kim Kardashian's stamp of approval, it's like, that's like, Christine. He went on pussy shark tank, and they're like, we're all gonna back you. All the hot ladies came back, all the sharks of young dick, we're like, we'll back you.

Christine could not wait, it's like Kim Kardashian's castoffs. Christine would love to fucking get a slice of that. Are you gonna ask the smell, Pete's weiener, the next time you see him? No. She goes, Pete. Just please. Her laugh, her smell laugh.

Pete, no, Kanye, yes. Give me a whiff. Oh, Jesus Christ, they're doing putting a snout in there. You can pull it out of it. All right, easily. Get hard. I'm saying, how many of you are saying just to be in the thing like you,

however buried deep in the memory it is, any girl now goes like if I fuck Pete Davidson, like I am in a circle of Kate Beckinsdale, Kim Kardashian, Ariana Grande, it's all of them, whatever, Kelly Cuoco or Cuoco, who was with her for a minute. Big always referred to as Big Bang Theory. Yeah, he was with Big Bang Theory.

We know his real life, his Eskimosisters too, so. Yeah, that's crazy. Damn, dude, Dynasty a Dick, the Pete Davidson story. That's a good fucking name for a bio pick It better be him with his lifetime movie with him doing fucking tent fingers. Hi guys. You know Oh, I just Did you watch the thing I told you to watch?

movie No, I watched the girl petto video you sent me because that was funny That's really fun. Is it? That opening song is ridiculous. Not girl petafile. On a girl petafile. Hunter, she's a young girl. Yeah. And she's very pretty, too, by the way, but she's like, she sits there and just go, it's just

her own insults tells them to give money. But not even just when she talks to them, she has cold opens on them. And she just talks like a young girl. She's like, so this guy came up and he was really nasty and he was so quick to send dick pics Like she's reading a book report. No, but so quick to send dick pics. Why would you send dick pics to a 14 year old person You think is a 14 year old girl who's coming at you asking you for friendship Why don't I then when she meets them? Which is again, it's a grown man When it's other guys going like dude what the fuck are being aggressive or even being like dude

We're just trying to talk to you man man what's going on here is such a different vibe then I grow going you're absolutely disgusting and you're fucking lying right now like to get emotional no cuz you're fucking lying and pissing me off and I fucking and then when she got a fifth you know I said I'm sorry sorry the one punking thing I thought she's like give me $10. You guys like, really? No, no. But the movie you told me to watch, I will still watch. Yeah, we'll get to that later then. We won't talk about it yet.

Cause I'll watch the trailer with you right now. Sure. Do you remember what it's called? Surviving Compton, Michelle A. Drey and Shug. It's Michelle A. The Unmentioned. I love, the only thing better than a biography movie is an un, what's it called? Like when they go against the faith of unauthorized.

There it is. But it's unauthorized by Michelle A though. I think I have a brain tumor. I can't see what you call words. Absolutely fine. We're gonna start taking mine, B.O.L.A. gummy's two. We're gonna be the smartest.

Dude, she's not that bad of a host of Jeopardy. We're catching up. Oh, and she's making these gummies that reverse dementia and all kinds of shit You're on them too, though me and you dude You have to like back order like a mother. That's one of those like Oprah said. It's cool things So everyone gets them. I don't know about remember the whole blossom theme song by the end Don't know about the future is anybody's guess. Ain't no no good reason for getting all depressed

I give you a piece of my mind. There's some people that actually like damn do you remember that song? I Opendination the son is gonna show Shine dude dude dude dude dude do floppy hat There was I watched 30 rock to go to sleep and there's one we're tracing Morgan got the elevator and he was like I finally found the level and they're like where are you going he's like They're like chasing you to know his sex and goes on the was a blossom character, but I couldn't find Joey Joey with his character's name Joey long Joey Russo

I couldn't find the Joey Russo level remember by the way subtle thing that was pretty intense For a kid on a sitcom I don't ever get talked about the brother was like a recovering major drug at it like heroin yeah his dad was like a musician yeah remember the brother the older brother the older brother was a fucking junk like recovering junk yeah the nerd and he would like have moments where he kind of flipped out yeah and then he had a swipe over here. The whole show is about an autistic girl in hats. Whoa. Dude, number one, you would have gotten me to watch this movie. Had you simply told me it was a lifetime joint.

Oh, it is. It's in the, it's in the L.A. Mew. That was my guess. And that was my guess. Which means I'm already on board. You let me know it's in that universe. My guess was this was a lifetime, but it's on Netflix now.

Perfect. And I thought a lifetime app sucks nuts. I thought it was a brand new movie and I popped it on and I'm like, now it's from like 2016. Never heard about this, which is when straight out of Compton came out. It's got over one point two million lifetime views here. How this movie did not affect Dr. Dre's life much more with any one's guess to me.

How did Charlie Sheen's life get affected by all those fell dog things in that lifetime movie to put out? Yeah, you're right, man. Well Charlie Sheen wasn't in that movie. Yeah, but you know, but I'll let it be known it was Lucas. I guess he's not enough eyes get honored or something, but I mean, it's pretty great.

This movie just looks Dr. Dre in front of anyone that's even willing to be in a room with him and her that he just gives her a gut shot, even just to say I love you before you leave. I mean, it is. Ver, and I tell you what I love for whatever reason, I believe it. I think this chick's telling the truth because she's in the movie, like, narrating it almost like she's saying like, fuck it, man, this is the story.

And that's if she's really lying about this it's pretty dangerous fucking things right out there. Well the thing that I that we talk about all the time on biography movies like biopix is that they oftentimes like with P Diddy did notorious that's when they put in that line where's like come on be a real good there. I'm cold buck the Brooklyn. And it's a world, it's a change of something. Yeah. And when he said I'm gonna pull this fucking face out of fucking stripper assholes. Yeah.

Yo, yo, son. Can't change the bunch. Tell me, change yourself. Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh. Yo, donna my bones. I made a good point. Yo, I'm gonna give this girl a baron of skin. Then we're gonna change everything.

Yo, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, but they, uh, with straight out of Compton, they were like, oh girl a baron of skiing them. We're going to change everything. Boom. Boom. Boom. But they, uh, with Straight Out of Compton, they were like, oh, they may Drey look real good, because he has a lot of domestics. A lot of domestics. I think they, do they not even mention, I think they, do they mention slightly in Straight Out of Compton, he had a trouble with D Barnes, like hitting,

or did they not even mention it at all? I don't think they did the slap D Barnes part. Maybe they did. They show him getting arrested for driving fast. That's what he gets arrested for in Straight Out of Compton. Yeah, in Straight Out of. Yeah. That's what it was. With straight out of Compton, really was like, oh, this is produced with Drey on set every day. And if you're doing, if you're producing your own biopic, you're going to want to be on set and be like, that didn't happen. You know, of course, he was around. My two quarries wouldn't have been like, you just

get in pincushion to hold on. I mean, this to this movie goes along the line. It looks like Ice Cube and plenty of people were complicit as he would walk out of a room. And we guys, all right, guys, make us something. He goes, let me go punch you real quick. Gah! He's like, oh, I just remember, remember who loves you, baby, and walk out.

I'm really realizing that I'm not getting enough torque from my power foot. Let me hit her and the re-release. Let me turn into it a little bit. He goes, babe, come over here. He goes, click up. Who. Just put that book in front. Actually, just dropped the book. I'm just gonna see what leaves a mark.

I call Jacob during this movie. I call Jacob so much during this movie that Christine fell asleep on the movie. Yeah. Because I was having so many conversations. Every time I'd hang up with Jacob, I mean three minutes later, I'd be like, dude, it's getting crazy. All right, let's watch the trailer and then we can I know it's on the actual movie But we can do it we can do a lost tapes on it. Oh, oh yeah, we gotta watch tonight to that dude Or next week's worth it dude. I know it's got a lot on the docket. We're gonna watch South Park. I fall asleep. I'll see you This is um You kidding me to check sound like mini-mouse

I Love this song Okay, I'm a hit you I want to punch you in the face. God you talented. I'm a smack you in the mouth. The group, you know. I'll do it in 90s trailer voice with it where they're all the text. I think she even says in this movie starts, she goes, everyone's probably wondering, where the hell are you and straight out of Compton?

Like, well, conveniently, I was removed from the story. And I'm like, oh shit, she was like right there, dude. Really? Watch it. So I'm guessing that makes me end up here right now? Yeah! You'll be hooked this way as far as being in your life. We got flaccato.

Oh hey, you easy! I hope you never die of AIDS! I gave you this track a week ago. Where is it? Can't work like this Dre. Oh. You sing like you feel it on my kick your ass. Maybe he deserves so much

Pause it for a second. All right. This is one of the things I told Jake of the really maybe laugh Also, it's like that scene right there. It's like he's like singing the way that bro You're gonna go on my boop that ass. He can't go on like but then he goes but he goes You're gonna be oh you're gonna be sorry when we get home And then she's like all right, and he keeps going and he's she sings it again He goes I said do it the way he goes do it now Well, you're gonna be sorry in the car Excuse me moving her beating closer. You're gonna be sorry right out there and then ultimately answer just punching right in studio Oh, you know what someone just walked in the room

Cuz you didn't sing it Yeah, you know just walking in the room. Because you didn't say it. Couple of hours. Oh, yeah. You know, guns, yeah, play. It was also in this situation to be a part of the story, but you were always like, they cut you out of the movie. So really, you can say you were against all the bad stuff. Because if they're in, if you're in the movie, you're complicit and you're like

I was a part of all the shit while I was going down you know she would really be a part of that would no But I'm saying like all the stuff you don't make your entire history exactly complete. Oh buddy everything she wanted to do The craziest thing about this movie will be in the in the in the trailer, but this is what's I may have told you this the movie at the end is dedicated to and Rest in peace, Jerry Heller. Oh, yeah, but I'm saying, but her argument of what was going on with all of that was that He was in the right as much sense as anything else. Yeah, when you inevitably cut me out of the bonfire bio movie. Yeah, I will do my own movie and in that scene, I will tell you that I don't think

Bunsen basketball is a good idea. Somebody said it's time. That's not what he said. I gotta make my own movie now. I gotta make a lifetime. And then you got DJ Loon shot when he tried to touch one of their butts. Oh yeah.

I did more. In real life, I'll be there with you. We'll be freaking out. But when I do my biopic, I was held captive pretty much. I want, I could, I did not agree agree with it and big Jim was just throwing money around Jim It's not that they almost make Jerry Helen one

One Jerry hell was my and I'll listen her story sort of makes more sense. Like, yeah, jelly, I was doing the thing. And I used to, oh, not I used to, EZE, was like the point person for the business of the group. Yeah, which he was kind of in the movie who showed him, but in the get-go he was. But in straight out of Compton, it was that he got suckered in to being partnered up with what's Jerry Heller. Jerry Heller.

Maybe Paul G. O'Malley. But whatever it is, I mean, reality, look at what happened, especially also how fast he fucking left death row records. Yeah. Dr. Dre, it was a, it was a, it was a, it was a, it was a, it was a, it was a, it was a basic, yeah,

you're coming here and then they went and beat up easy to get the fucking contracts gone. And so, do you know what I'm saying? Like, when you look at that side, it goes, Dr. Dre seems like he was a piece of shit who hung out with pieces of shit and did piece of shit things. Like there's really unredeemably a bad guy,

it seems like. I don't know if I'm ever... Maybe he's turned around in life. I'm never... I've never... I'm just saying like, this story, lifetime movie or no, makes a little more sense than all the rest. One of my favorite things in wrestling,

in like the history of wrestling, was Bobby the Brain Heenan. Always hated Hulk Hogan. The Weasel. The Weasel. Always the brain. Always we talked shit about Hogan. It was so funny about it because Hogan was the good guy. Heenan was the bad manager or whatever. They both went to WCW and when Hogan turned on NWO, Bobby Heenan was like, I told you, he did that thing. And you're like, oh, so in a way, he knew this guy was a piece of shit the whole time. We were saying it and then it went over.

Also, RIP, Scott Hall, a razor-romone, passing away, he had hip surgery, bunch of heart attacks during surgery was on life support. And blood clock, blood clock out loose. That's what it was. And then Kevin Nash reported on his Instagram that the family was gonna take him off

life support today. So, RIP, Scott Hall, the bad guy. One of the greatest wrestlers of all time. Our guy that, you know, ups and downs. Yeah. Killed a guy, as a bouncer? Yeah, in Orlando. That's where two bodies anywhere else. Um, this movie also really makes like,

two-pock, but that's also pretty like, uh, regular information at this point, right? The two-pock wanted out of death row at the end. Yeah there was a rumor that like when two pocket died there was like a bunch of rumors that showed did it because two pocket wanted to leave two pocket wanted to leave he didn't like like two buck didn't like that he was like oh dude we're trying to make music and this is like a bunch of people getting beat up constantly in the studio and shot like which is she portrays as two pop was like they're very like

there's pretty wild here huh like and then also she uh left when dr. Dre she just didn't care that he just cheated a bunch yeah and then should night start a fucker and then he treated like shit and he started beating her up that sucks should night start fucking me shelae yeah you fell asleep for that oh Christine. You know that because she said that she thought he was pure evil the first time she met him. She does. We should take a break for this period. But that clapped him cheeks. Yeah, but while he was doing the move while Dr. Dre was like running around fucking other chicks all the time, he would just pop through him big hair, brought groceries for you and the kids. He did the fucking stringer belt?

The president's, dude. Yeah. I was a- Who's gloves are on top of this refrigerator? What's that, Jacob? I was up with you You were you were I didn't fall asleep on you sure shit didn't do Jacob are you allergic to dogs? Jacob are you allergic to dogs? allergic I love them. I love my dog. We got to get break on time. So you get four commercials in oh my god

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