The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Deceptive Diana (feat. Andy Fiori)

Episode Date: September 7, 2023

Corey Feldman has a new song that sounds very familiar. Andy Fiori is on hand for the listening party! ...

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Starting point is 00:00:00 I'm Bobby Kelly and it's Big J. Ocarson. We're actually a full radio show on Series XM, not just a podcast. For full episodes of the Bonfire, you can listen on the Series XM app. Go to seriesexm.com slash Bonfire for a special offer. And now the Bonfire with Big J. Ocarson and Robert Kelly. New fel dog everybody, just listen to the whole thing. Me and Robert Kelly. What's up Jay? All crew here
Starting point is 00:00:49 candy-fueling house all day hello giggling deceptive Deborah Break it down Give it all you got here the music drops. He's dancing right now for sure. It's all audio, what's dancing?
Starting point is 00:01:34 He always adds the dance, pause, like we're the guitar riff. It's this version of a guitar solo. It's his guitar solo, yeah it's great. Oh. She does. She does. She does. She does. She does. She does.
Starting point is 00:01:56 She does. She does. She does. She does. She does. She does. She does. She does. I'm so excited! It's a dip, Deborah. Why is she good at loving her eyes? She's a master. I just said it. She was coached with pink eyes.
Starting point is 00:02:14 She's not contagious, because she started antibiotics a couple days ago. I mean, on all the songs I've heard, this is probably my favorite. Shot right to the top for me. This is my favorite. There's a reason for that, Robert. There's a very, very good reason for that. Take a stab at it.
Starting point is 00:02:38 Sure. It's Dirty Diana. Oh, is that so? Hasn't heard me even say that yet? Yes. But from the second I heard this not only is it dirty Diana the song it's called deceptive Deborah. It's the same exact the iteration of these words in the text days ago. I actually heard a little I said it sounds like dirty day enough of course and that's pretty wild. Yeah. Well, is it? No, it is Of course it's not what it is
Starting point is 00:03:13 The idea is also a fucking phenomenal song I've been here to the same fucking self-love. You can't give up with him on lyrics. I don't care about that. I'll keep up with the one who needs it. I love my rejects and he's a savod. He really is No Deceptive Deborah and she's something in my thing Separate and she stole all my hats Deceptive Deborah said she'd let go of my movies
Starting point is 00:04:01 He's getting I mean he, he dresses like Michael Jackson, all the medals, all the flash, all the things, exactly like Michael Jackson, the hats, the ripped off exactly dance moves. Hair, hair. Well, they grew up together, you remember. They grew up dancing together. Yeah, if they totally, totally moves.
Starting point is 00:04:18 They taught each other moves, for sure. Right, they're both responsible, but. Yeah, it's kind of a similar style of dance because we grew up dancing together. Of course's not what it is as long as there's listen if you have to give me a rational answer I'm all women will listen to it they grew up together dancing he told Michael some stuff my other than she stuff they both put it to very different use apparently oh yeah oh yeah by the way Jay the fact that Michael Jackson was I think 15 years
Starting point is 00:04:42 older than him grew up together what a piece of shit. Crew up together. I met him when I was 15 and he was 30. We grew up dancing together. Oh, you mean from his already 25 year long career? But Michael was emotionally 15. That's fair. That's because I'm 15, too. So it's okay if we touch each other's birdies.
Starting point is 00:05:00 Birdies. Birdies, I love new names for Ding Ding. Some of you do. Oh, I've never heard birdies I love new names for dingy I've never heard birdies really my favorite I love a brand new dingy word birdie I'm okay if we touch each other birdies birdies
Starting point is 00:05:17 exactly something Michael Jackson of course because it doesn't it's not offensive at all it's a little kid word for a wee wee when you rub it together together, he made... He played man time. Everyone's birdies were having a big boop. Put your birdie next to my birdie like this.
Starting point is 00:05:32 My birdie turned the same color as your birdie. I gotta feed you. You need to be circumsized. You need to feed my birdie. My birdie needs to feed you, birdie. It's only natural to look at birdies with your friends. Does it birdie go in the nest? Look at my nest. Look at my birdie grow.
Starting point is 00:05:50 Oh birdies grow. Can I sit and bend over and show me your nest? I'm gonna put a new birdie in there. No, you nest your ugly. Never mind me. My birdie was cute. Nest your ugly. I hate nest, the pounder's dirty. My birdie wants to pet, pet, pet, pet,. Oh my birdie just threw up all over your little chest. Oh, no
Starting point is 00:06:09 Oh, no my birdie's going in your ducy We're touching birds we're growing up together. Come on up we're growing up together Let's go dance real quick to show our birdies Let's go both become men today. Let's grow up today together. Oh, 50, you're 50. Let's go. Yeah, what a bizarre rationale that is.
Starting point is 00:06:34 Yeah. Crew up together. We grow dancing together. This song he's doing is just like, it's very possible. He's such a delusional whack off. He has no idea. I think you're 100% right-off. He has no idea. I think your hunters are right. Oh, yeah, dude. He has no idea. He's like, he's like, he's gonna have someone to come and go. Hey, Gordon, you just kind of do like dirty Diana. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:55 What? What? I mean, his band knows his band doesn't like him. I bet when someone says that, he's gonna be like, yeah, I helped him write it. It's technically mine. Yeah. Actually actually when his band was the angels, I think they didn't like him. Some of them did, did I'm sure, but some of them didn't. Now I, I think they, I, he looks like he has like, like good musician, like junkies who like need their fix and need money and he keeps them on the line because they put on a face too,
Starting point is 00:07:22 but you could see they're not happy. Whatever you see them performing. The drummer is drummer is just like I can't believe he actually just got the tambourine guy from the cure Got hired. I don't know if you guys know that The least the least desirable members of a band guys who don't want to be there. Yeah guys. You don't want to be there I mean, it's pretty crazy. I mean put on we just played dirty Diana for a little bit doing a little back to back. Go back from one to the other. I'm so so bummed. I mean I'm looking forward to scaring fest but God damn it man. He's playing New Jersey the same weekend wearing a check-up. I have information for you. Yeah. To let you know you might not even wait. Wait your time doing that. New
Starting point is 00:08:04 information I'll be reviewing today after we do this little dirty Diana. Oh setup thing. That is a radio pro. That's a teaser. Well I'm getting better. I know. We're getting better radio. Oh big gym. I hope you're listening now dude. Bing Bing Bing. Mark that down. You'll be in the studio. But big gym. Are you listening right now? And here in how good, I described it,
Starting point is 00:08:26 and how much I've built in anticipation. Maybe right before I say what the Corey Feldman new news is, personal news, by the way. Maybe we take a commercial break, I don't even know. That's how good I am a radio. I'm just sitting back here and learning. Think about that, Jim, when you get us outside and tell us we suck at everything you do.
Starting point is 00:08:45 No, you're not good at it. You're actually not good. Yeah, we would just go ahead and describe the problem. It was the ass to problem. You guys are terrible at describing things and conveying funny through a radio medium. Okay. Okay, we made a huge mistake in this show,
Starting point is 00:08:59 but contracts are in and we gotta do what we gotta do. So I'm just saying, let's not waste our time with your shitty ideas anymore Okay, Jim I'm gonna go cry on the elevator now I'm gonna hold the back of your neck the entire walk from outside into your studio chair in tagging you by the year Oh, yeah, he set me in my chair and then push the hydraulic button so I just drop down to the floor He needs to be above you. Hey Jim. I don't look at you in the eye Bobby Bobby chair down. I love Jim. He's the best. No, Jim rules. The best is the best.
Starting point is 00:09:32 You know why he's the best? Because we can make this joke. He did have a walk me by my neck to the chair. That's completely. He did tell us we were terrible radio outside and then walk me by my neck to my chair. And he did that look at me once while he was telling you that we were both terrible radio Did he do that thing or is it Jeremy Jake? Let me talk to him. No, he'd already talked to us and then I was like, all right, we're gonna start the show and I was wearing sunglasses It's prepared to go cry in the elevator, but he goes, I'm heading up too. And he just goes in the whole way arm on shoulder and neck.
Starting point is 00:10:04 I was like All right, you know, good notes to the gym I kept running behind them. They were walking faster than me. What's he gets scolded? You don't want to take a ride up in the elevator He didn't go. Let's see. I have a few minutes. I can beat you up in the elevator Yeah, you know, I guess I gotta listen. Hey, I never don't have time to kick your ass in I want you know that big gems here for your dog You need me to bugging lump you up in an elevator. I got you dude Tell your radio and also do me if you can convey to your radio partner all these ideas to be great shimmies right behind you I was is he now oh
Starting point is 00:10:41 Damn hey Jim See there. Hey, hey, what's it is that a breeze you know they're drafting here you know it's tall as the last guy well I almost didn't see it on their pips with Jim just bullies us I didn't see it on their pips please please? oh sorry I'm so proud I just switched back with D-Day Deceptive Dibber didn't use it I'll be your everything if you make me your star The Tea Daga? Ha ha!
Starting point is 00:11:26 Deceptive Debriton News G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G to Blood in her house. Yeah, what is that line? She's blood knows From listening to this song She's trying to shed his wife and him broke up and I and all of a sudden he's got like a an angry a girl song It's her name actually Deborah Yeah, so what I mean nobody's calling her. He's not doing that. He's doing like it's like calling Like is a real like a kooky Karen. Yeah, it's all Danny drinks a lot. Do you think yeah? Yeah?
Starting point is 00:12:21 Do you think dirty Diana? You think it was really Diana. It wasn't little Danny Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Play Nintendo with me. I am the freak that you want. Playing Nintendo with me. This is who was the name? No, well, probably no. Maybe it's no, well, actually, it says no, well, and then parentheses, no, so no, no, no, no, black, blue, you nailed it, dude. No, says he was in a band that opened for Corey. Yes a year ago today and he's pretty wild I always take a Corey's and by way always say to everybody to be fair especially before I give you the new Corey news All here say as person made that over for him for I choose to believe them a brilliant
Starting point is 00:13:20 teaser again. Yeah, I thought dude. Thank you. Another one All they decide to go golfing with the CFO of the business Teaser again. Yeah, I thought dude. Thank you. Another one. Thank you. Thank you. That's true. All the gym decides to go golfing with the CFO of the business. Uh, two long pins and needles from the TZ gave. I know. Christina asked me. I wouldn't tell her either. No, but it's pretty funny. Is it no? No. No, no, I like no out. Let's go no out.
Starting point is 00:13:43 No, throw your log on the bonfire Mary Christmas get it guys I don't know Please make it it we try to come up with new yeah Get your smores out you're on the line. Yeah, that's a good one. I like that. No no grab your right around that chair Hey, you shoes go fire up a stove. That's your beer is about fire up a stove oh yeah no no crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle crackle was a particular like a house party band we go by shawntopy white bird and the house party band okay we should listen to them right after this yeah yeah we're all we're all over we got song repetitive ronda okay you guys got an opportunity to open for a quarry is it with the angels band or was he with this new disinterested band with this new disinterested band? With this new disinterested band. Is my assessment on that pretty good?
Starting point is 00:14:49 150,000 fucking percent. Yeah, these guys are laughing behind us back to Yeah, those guys are showing up going. It's a paycheck. It's a paycheck Yeah, so you're saying that before before they go on the nut like in a prayer circle Oh, no guys. Let's do this. I think they are I bet they are I bet they're doing the whole dumb fucking thing. You want to do wav- waving flags that have the word love on them He's such a dork fire it up We got this Yeah, look to MJ and real Daniel you will see family on three everybody rub your birds together
Starting point is 00:15:21 Everyone rub birds together. Oh Michael Jackson trick Burdies out everyoneies out. Everyone birds out. Birds out. Birds out. So yes, so the band use that backstage is like you could tell they're like laughing at him a bit. Well, so look, I'll try to make this as brief and swift as humanly as possible. But so we we showed up for our load in, which is is about 2.5-3 hours before doors open. Normally the way it goes is that the main act is supposed to have been there 2-3 hours prior to that, setting up all of their shit and getting all of that squared away so that when we come in we're just good to go. We arrived there and then proceeded to sit in a pseudo green room because we weren't allowed in the room. While they went two and a half hours over their sound check.
Starting point is 00:16:19 Man, that's a lot of sound check for what the result is He's like guys it sounds like I can't play harmonica in this monitor Guys it sounds like I'm not a good singer in this wedge Well, what were you guys doing while this was going on we laughing or were you uh... yeah it while we were more pissed off the fact that we were doing what we needed to do sure it was also they didn't really initially want to use any of their gear so it was like they're going over their time but we don't have enough time to
Starting point is 00:17:04 set up all of our shit. So that turned into I got summons that's the only way I can describe it. By his drummer who goes by the name of Princess Frank. Oh, Princess. I know Princess. Princess Frank? Yeah, he worked on sex change a lot of the way that he taught me how to play Drums. Is that true? No. Oh, that's seems possible. Yeah, one of my CNN. I wonder if that's done on purpose too. What?
Starting point is 00:17:32 It doesn't give the opening act enough time to get their shit together in a chance that it makes him well, they'll be they'll they'll they might have terrible sound. Exactly. He'll come back. Yeah, and save the day. Oh, there might be a little something that in there. Andy, I don't know for sure. How did you feel about that no? What did I feel about what? Do you feel it was like a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, you like he does that to fuck over the opening band a bit or it's just like it happened to fuck over the
Starting point is 00:17:58 band he didn't give a shit. I absolutely don't think he gave a shit about it and I would also not be shocked if this happened every night. What did Princess Stix have to say to you when you got summons? Princess Stix. Well, so I got summoned down into the room where I actually did get to meet Corey for a second and shake his hand. He was very nice and generous. Wasn't around him long enough to get any of the weird vibes that I knew I would get. Sure.
Starting point is 00:18:31 Princess Frank then launched into a... It's been 20 minutes long. It's explanation of how drums work as if I don't fucking know what that means. I was gonna say, do you play the drums? Is that what you're banned? Do you do? Yes, I'm sorry, we lost Jeff for a second. Yeah, I play drums in this band. Okay, so his drummer's explaining drums to you.
Starting point is 00:18:56 Hey, no, what's your name in the band? Yeah, exactly, like this goes over here, this is how I'm like, yeah dude, we're like the same fucking age, dude. I understand. He got your stare. And this is a princess. Frank nice to meet you. I'm Lady Noel. Now, when you hit the bass drum four times, that's called four on the floor.
Starting point is 00:19:14 And call four on the floor, baby. By the way, I think Corey legitimately thinks his sound check is very important. And of course, he's such a perfectionist that it took as long as it took to get the sound right. Can you imagine the burden in your mind if you're a perfectionist trying to perfect something that you're not even good at? Like that's fucking crazy.
Starting point is 00:19:39 Yeah. Do you know what I mean? It's like, I won't sleep until I perfected magic. Well, how much have you tried magic? None. I know nothing. I know nothing about it. I won't sleep until I perfected magic. Well, how much have you tried magic? None. I know nothing. I know nothing about it. I'm starting to scratch it 45 years old. I grew up with a guy who knew magic really good. I think we all did. Yeah. Um, so no, you're talking to drummery gives you a dissertation about drums. Yep, and then I got sent back upstairs for another hour of us not doing anything and got to listen to their bass player play
Starting point is 00:20:07 Play that funky music white boy For a good 45 minute. Oh, it's a show off the mega-man. It's a show off riff. Is it? Play that song No, that's just a go-to that guy goes to guitar center strapped on exactly Played at my music white boy. Oh man, that's great. I'll tell you what though He gets some real yeah, he puts a lot of young girls with lip lip rings. Yeah, the hot topic crowd. Yeah He had all the flags all of the all of the really fucked up Cory Hayme imagery. Yeah
Starting point is 00:20:44 lots of the really as up Cory Hame imagery. Yeah. Last of the really, as you would put it, the gay army outfit. Yeah. That's like this is Frank bought it. For dude, he's got the different things though. He's like, no, it's Cory stuff, right? It's the, it's only one big green room. This isn't like a, it's his scarves.
Starting point is 00:21:01 Like, yeah, Cory is not, yeah, he's talking about Cory's like gay army outfits. That's what he's saying. He's like, well, what are you saying he's like well what am I gonna be an admiral in in the queer navy rear admiral or am I gonna more am I gonna be a lieutenant commander in the anti-ass army all those medals like fruits I got this pineapple for saving a life at a cost. I pointed to someone I said, I think he's choking. Okay. K-R is the best.
Starting point is 00:21:31 He's got K-R army office. I know, it's like the greatest. You can almost, the hats are almost, Hitler, like Nazi-esque. I don't know if it's worth like love on it or something or glitter. Oh, there's that, there it is. Jesus Christ.
Starting point is 00:21:53 And that's how you open. Oh, yeah, all back with the audience turn around. Fucking harmonic is all out. And to be honest with you, I lost my fucking shit. Of course, what did you do? What did you do? It was nothing if not effective. I mean, was also I was also a few deep at this point. Yeah. It's awesome. Have to be. And he walked out stood there for a good two and a half minutes while an intro that he may. Oh, we've all seen it. We know it. We've all been. We know it well, dude. Fuck me. You guys aren't the leading people in understanding everything about 40 dollars.
Starting point is 00:22:32 Well, it starts going first. He goes, has been in the films, The Goonies, The Lost Boys, There's Something Something. It's his IMDB first. It's his IMDB. Then it starts going, and then it starts going, has performed with. and it's just like these are all technicalities like Snoop Dogg something by the end of it it's like and it'll say really small goes was once across the street from Brad Pitt Quentin Tarantino Yeah, here's the here's the opening hang on one second though because I wanted to show Bobby the Centro
Starting point is 00:23:02 No, because I want to show Bobby the centriot In his movie rock and roll high school forever featured all original music from Corey. It's not a brag these songs were in hits Dream a little dream to features multiple songs from Let's look at other people features multiple songs from it cut it down. You know, Corey, let's let it get out of people who have a couple of people. I'll just score this thing. 93 as first CD did what? Was released in 2021. He just stayed in fact.
Starting point is 00:23:37 It came out on a Tuesday at three o'clock. Dada. I mean, it's so specific so It's always sunny. Oh And then in 2022 he really you have the big long area in between there He's entertain audience is the world over Hint him dressed as Michael Jackson doing Michael Jackson dances not only Michael Jackson dances his signature move. Yeah Via every form of media imaginable Yet this is a fucking PowerPoint presentation. That's it not doing Michael Jackson
Starting point is 00:24:12 How many form of you? commercials to the silver screen from MTV to YouTube from being a New York Times best-selling author I forgot it was this much is great. It's it's wild. It's wild I forgot it was this much. It's great. It's wild. It's wild. To a today's show viral sensation, which still not understanding that people are laughing at him. I'm the only person in the world
Starting point is 00:24:36 telling him that's what's going on. If you don't open it. If you don't open your next special with this about you, you're a asshole. If your next special isn't all this your your asshole if you're next special isn't all this Bob the shit go man should be a high-fiving Mark Norman's all these I five Mark Norman more than once two pictures of me high-fiving Mark Norman is Jesus please I want to make it all just about Kevin Hart used to hang out Kevin Hart beat him and mad in a bunch you know what Kevin
Starting point is 00:25:03 also Kevin Hart's not an Eagles fan. That's a lie. He's a Giants fan. And then you walk out with the disco ball on your head. And I'd play the fucking recorder. Yeah. To a today show, to a today show viral sensation. By the way, Bobby, I've not been okay.
Starting point is 00:25:22 Spoiler alert for the show tomorrow, the pre--record since Kim Conglin choked me unconscious almost I haven't been okay I get dizzy every time I stand up Broke something in me. Yeah, I feel I still feel bad about choking her out. No, don't feel bad Need don't feel bad anymore because she deserved it because you went overboard Yeah, and that's what she deserved at that moment. Well, I did go overboard. You definitely were out of line for the way you behave. What the fuck? It's not a big deal.
Starting point is 00:25:47 It's over. She's fine. She's home. She's on a plane back to California. You're the one who told me to do it. No, look, I didn't know it was going to get at a hand. I'll take 8% responsibility. She said she was fine, but she sounded not fine.
Starting point is 00:25:59 She did not sound a big sin. Look at her. One of her eye, one of her eye, her pupils wouldn't undilied. Blushed out. That's just her. Ships of dress. Ships of blinder eyes.
Starting point is 00:26:10 I feel, I do feel, because she was like, you will, I do it. And she was like, do it. And I was like, I'll do it. And then I did it. And I was just kidding. I gave you this signal. I always go. But I'll never do that.
Starting point is 00:26:21 I'll never, ever do that again. I've heard of your first, folks. Bobby Cale will never choke a woman. And I'll talk to you. Hey. You heard of your first, to be able to do that. I'll never ever do that again. I've heard here first. Folks Bobby Kale will never choke a woman. I'll never do that. Hey, you heard your first to be a new era. I knew I knew I was a body. That's progressive. Andy, I will not choke.
Starting point is 00:26:34 I don't want to ever do that again. Yeah. From now on, from now on. From this day forward, from this day forward, and just understand everybody, when you hear it tomorrow, when he attacks a woman, you'll hear, you'll hear though, you'll just know that that was yesterday. Yeah, well you didn't say that.
Starting point is 00:26:51 She said I would not choke on less. Unless, yeah. But she choked you out. That's what you did. She went a little too far. No, I didn't tap. When I tapped, she let go immediately, but I tapped when I felt like I was going out,
Starting point is 00:27:03 and then when she let go, just the rush back of air. I didn't breathe in I guess like even enough for more. I started like almost going out like sitting here And then like I was able to catch myself, but when you texted me make sure you choke that bitch out. Yeah That's paper trail. That's what made me read it again says LOL Yeah, wiki God dude, I'll be for a tech guy. You know, LOL. I'll meet right don't choke her out. We're laughing at it To a today's show viral sensation a billboard shark topping song writer a world-class producer of music and film I just got a text from Jim McClure
Starting point is 00:27:40 Tees machine and they said tell Danny's doing a great job uh, Tees Machine and they said, tell Danny's doing a great job. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha A bunch of drug addicted uninspired performers With music appearing in over a dozen films and television sound charts. We already went over that and Working on his eighth American tour in support of his seventh album one album. I didn't get a tour I remember doubling over laughing when I read when we were at his show when the video came on, you knew it was already gonna be magic. Oh, fucking jim the start. He just, he's such a performer. From when the lights went down, by the time he came on stage, Jacob had a beard.
Starting point is 00:28:33 It took it to the scene now. It's a long time. It's crazy. No, you still there? Jacob's eyeglass prescription changed. Sorry, no, we're, we're almost through this. We're not gonna have found what's wrong. Sorry, buddy.
Starting point is 00:28:43 This feels like, this feels like the night you were playing with Cori right now No, saw all this from backstage Please go talk to our drummer Prince Blackloo princess Blackloo Hang on no, we're almost at the end of this and his new box set love left 2.1 to the end of this. And his new box set, Love Left 2.1, he now has 10 CDs worth of music under his name. 10 CDs worth it. He doesn't say hits or bangers. It's the whole catalog. He's the best. Bobby, this one's been updated to, to, for, you know, all his newest accomplishments. When we saw one, one of them literally said, has performed on the same stage. No, you know, it still comes. That's still coming. Michael Jackson, but you don't know if it was like 15 years apart, just that he was on, walked on the same stage.
Starting point is 00:29:44 Oh, yeah. Right, right, right. I, he was on, walked on the same stage. Oh yeah. Right, right, right. I, when I rang the doorbell and never rang 20s. He's giving, he's giving information about the box set. This is the other. This is the intro. This says which includes brand new documentary,
Starting point is 00:29:59 even it even includes, like he's having a conversation with you in text, a hologram that dances across your heart read it one piece Bobby That's a bat shit fucking slide Fucking crazy and please include the commas it says the box which includes a brand new documentary Even includes a hologram that dances across your heart. The fuck does that even mean? And he put dot dot dot. I don't have the problem with dot dot dot. That's what we get together.
Starting point is 00:30:31 Buddy, this is- Make sure there's an ellipses at the end. Wow, this is crazy. That's crazy. It's not done yet. Oh my god. We have to go. It's like halfway through, which is wild.
Starting point is 00:30:43 I'm puttin' all. No, no, it's fine. Those booting heron right now. It's fine halfway through, which is wild. I'm puttin' all. No, no, it's fine. Those bootin' heron right now. It's fine. That's not for myself. What's that? Dr. Drey's illegitimate son. Pause it. Sorry, pause it again. Bobby, now I have to give you some context.
Starting point is 00:30:56 Oh. He wants people to be like guests on his music, so he's got somebody there. He clearly paid Snoop Doglet an album or two ago to do a verse, but he's never met Snoop Dogglet an album or two ago to do a verse but he's never met Snoop Dogg ever was on zoom I'm telling you it was just like a thing sent it to him he asked him to do a track like a verse and he did a verse and sent it back like it was not because he when he performed that song that's the song he performed on tonight
Starting point is 00:31:16 show it's supposed to be Snoop Dogg doing that verse the guy who comes out is Doc Ice, who was, who was Amy Rodini. And I swear to you, one of my favorite things that we used to do on the show, man, is when he comes out, I love that he could bind two rappers together to make a rap name. Yeah, Dr. Ice. Dr. Ice. Doc Ice, when it ends, it's the guy who got fired, too, does that right? Isn't that the guy who got fired for listening to Trump say, he likes to fuck finger girls' posies?
Starting point is 00:31:46 I think it's him. Maybe not, it might not be him, but either way, the guy walks around in the kitchen. I wrappers always, doctors are some form of ice. Yeah, there's an ice drink. There was very limited slim pickings. That was all there. And also the word cool with gay.
Starting point is 00:32:00 That was Lil. Lil, yeah, it's Lil. Or young. Young. Yeah, a lot of young. That's the new doctor slash ice yeah you're not wrong but the the guy from the today show when he comes over if the thing goes you didn't tell me doc ice was gonna be here like fuck right off fucking TV is that guys
Starting point is 00:32:18 he goes that doc I they thought possibly Snoop Dogg was coming when they heard that bullshit song They thought possibly Snoop Dogg was coming when they heard that bullshit song. But what he does now is he wanted to do the video with the rappers. You're saying the guy didn't know who Doc Ise was? Is that what you're saying? Absolutely. Abs of fucking Lutley. You're sure? Dr. Dre and Ed Lover don't know who fucking Doc Ise is.
Starting point is 00:32:40 Fab5 Freddy don't know who Doc Ise is. Poor Doc Ise got dragged into this. Even Sharad Small has no Ise. Sharad Small is zero clue who dog I just poor dog I it's got dragged into this even Sharad small has no I know I do small zero clue dog. He knows everybody is he knows everybody he introduced me to the just got paid Friday night guy 10 years ago 10 years ago and 10 years too late it was the red to do damn I So oh my god so he does that crazy shit what you just saw on that montage there no I'm so sorry Well, you just saw that montage there. He's used to it This is the longest the sound shit. I just as long as it's gotta be much more retaining though. I don't know
Starting point is 00:33:16 There's Doc ice. Oh, this week comes and says hi. I think it cuts off before that. Don't say don't tell me that I think it cuts off before that don't say don't tell me that one anyway that's not guys Give me some volume on this please Why is he dressed like Keith Roberts in the comedy express it could have been Keith Robbins he's just gonna hip-hop Harlem Globe track This was in Corey this is Corey Falman's fucking gay breakdancing vampire face I call him a glam-pire Get it get it I mean I think I could do these moves. Of course. Yes, you could. Oh, really, Bush.
Starting point is 00:34:06 Billy Bush, that was really good. I was him coming in and he goes, you didn't tell me, doc, I was. So the person he's got in the new song, he did, the newer song. He did. I forget what the guy's name is, but we've looked into it.
Starting point is 00:34:19 It's Dr. Dre's illegitimate 13th child, who hasn't seen, like, if you look at the Wikipedia, he goes, he's never even met Dr. Dre, buddy. This is biological son of you. Professor Cool. That outfit is when Dr. Dre used to DJ before, NWA, you used to disco.
Starting point is 00:34:34 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, disco express. Yeah, can I borrow your vest? And your, and your Scally cap. You weren't around much, Pa. God, let's finish this intro. Oh, pause the core even has his own line of NFTs and PFPSs. That's great. Why do you know that? What's the PFP?
Starting point is 00:34:58 Also, one of the next screens we're like, also does anybody know a good plumber? I'm asking everyone. It's a pretty, it's a's a anyone got a good recommendation for a flooring company pretty fucking poor song is what it is hey nice uh Corey even has his own line of NFTs and P.F.P.s and now after a five-year break love retours was it a five-year break how long ago do we go see this guy he's constantly performing I love that he used the stock footage from the editing the editing ads clip art his clip art Oh, wait, so he now he just shows you limp is get and stuped all doing things without him. Oh, so he has been here before It's a a serious sex head. Oh, yeah. Yeah, black woman. Oh, that's right
Starting point is 00:35:48 That's him at the evening at the improv which is one of the funniest things ever on the internet Michael Jackson again Who's that? There's him dressed like fucking Assassin's Creed. Cory has worked and performed with many of the greatest artists including Screech, Corey has worked and performed with many of the greatest artists including I can't wait to be big worked and performed is a very good choice of words Corielli's one of them Cindy Lauper nice. These are good. Limpus. Yeah as a joke from them corrupt Doesn't know we is still snooze dog knows who he is never met him
Starting point is 00:36:21 Moby what a jump Michael Jackson that it should have been made. Bring the star. Michael Jackson. Members of Peter and the whole. Knock the band. Members of it. And then they cut right to, they cut right to Steve O in a van. Oh, Steve O also thinks he's a whacker.
Starting point is 00:36:43 Michael Jackson again Then the picture is him shushing people Well, he's kind of like closing his nose off and shushing. Yeah, it's kind of senior year High School beer book portrony. He's awesome. See that look at that. Okay. That's insane apologies. No no no no Rumors talking to you there. No need to apologize. This is this stuff makes me remember that it was in fact real and I didn't So you watch this live sure did and when he came out What did he do? He so he if we're looking at this video being like and he came out what did he do he
Starting point is 00:37:25 so he if we're if we're looking at this video being like or just six-fucking-minute i'm out at about minute four of the six minutes and just stands back to the audience for the whole rest of it and then he kicked in that fucking harmonica solo and honestly i got a head of the guy it makes you think that you can do
Starting point is 00:37:49 anything uh... uh... no fucking rules i agree with you i agree with you know that is the thing of him you're like and fucking match because here's and i've said this a thousand times
Starting point is 00:38:04 if he had some acknowledgment he's like uh... is it if you're so even like the humility of like I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.
Starting point is 00:38:12 I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.
Starting point is 00:38:20 I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. goes we brought you some of the most amazing music of the year of all your clear schedule everybody because this is the stuff and you're like buddy you're not good at making you your bad at it it's crazy and what's the name of your band again no uh... so the band that i was playing with was uh... shon mattie whiteford in the
Starting point is 00:38:40 house party that you just do like it's just like a cover band. How did they how did they like you? Did the his audience like you? They fucking love dogs. We just did like a 40 minute set of just like 80s bangers. All right. There you are. We primed them. We primed them so hard.
Starting point is 00:39:01 Oh my god. You guys are you guys are great. That's best of the drummer. There he is. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, you guys are great. Fuck you. We say that they're no wailing. Fucking putting four on the floor. So the crowd loves you. And by the way, I'll say this 1000 times over and over again, not that we've cultivated this crowd for him. He's got his crowd, but I have to assume at all times his crowd is 50, 50, I think I'm being generous of 50 that are there for like,
Starting point is 00:39:41 you know, I love Corey Felman. I support anything he does because I just love him and his whole thing. And most of them are there to be like, let's go watch this. Most of them are ironically. better there for like you know i love korea felby i support anything he does that is love him and his whole thing and and most of them are there to be like let's go watch the most of them they're on a close and they're albony their friend and they go for a good here comes here comes here comes and i check about he's doing the monica here you feel that energy in the room at all no oh yeah i would say that it's more of an eighty five to fifteen ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha 15 And that's what that 15 percent Goes hard in the fucking paint
Starting point is 00:40:09 Oh, you should shake a dart to the front of the stage and like they would hear us talking shit and other people talking shit while it was happening And give the dirtiest looks They got a wee board put a hex on you would you please start I'm trying to experience Feldman Shhh Shut it. I'm trying to experience the dog do they try to dance like him when he's dancing I'm trying to be funny, but it's so accurate when people try to dance like him Oh, no everyone was just more enamored with what he was doing and couldn't really
Starting point is 00:40:44 Believe that it was happening. Can you be the general five? Can you be honest with me because I feel like if I went to this concert, if I went, me, we all went and he came out, I might get into it. You will. I might be like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Starting point is 00:41:04 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no the greatest. Bobby, no might about it. Yeah, you will. It's one of the best nights of my life. It's just the best. I had a time of my Yeah, I believe it. Bobby David Tell showed up. Why? What's the name of the bag of candy? Yes. He bought all the merch.
Starting point is 00:41:18 They bought all the merch. I want to shout all the merch. I want to shout so bad. Sal came. It was Dan just grow up at the time. Jacob Blue. But it was insane.
Starting point is 00:41:30 I had so much fun. No, can I ask you a question? I'll never forget David Tells line. He watched about 10 minutes and go, oh, I get it. That's fantastic. Every and again, why would it tell come for the giggles of like this is crazy. And then he gives a thousand percent to bad product. Do you think now was there enough people in there? Could he see you Jay and no? So I couldn't see. Well, they did. They
Starting point is 00:42:00 still got asked to if I remember they saw Sal. They saw Sal. You want to go back and beat us. Yeah. That one go to go meet him. He met him. You need to go with him. No, no, we weren't supposed to they told us Afterwards that there was the security wasn't supposed to let us in Like we were let in like almost like he had to get like a bonfire picture was like going to these guys It would have looked a lot of him dear without us Would have been pretty dead without the bottom fire. How many people how many people? There was like 12 15. I mean, oh well there was 12 15 bus, but I'm telling we also told people When we were go we said we're going We started a chant and we started a chant we have a right We have the changes set we made him play a song that we chanted it wasn't on the set we saw the set list it wasn't on the set list
Starting point is 00:42:47 All right, I'm doing for you dancing it he came out from an encore and he goes I think I know what song you guys He's he just in silver Yeah, it's my same Two no, what's up with the youth we started going he was on one of his on course I just started going what's up with the youth what's up with the youth? What's up with the youth what's up with the youth? What's up and then the whole fucking place started just doing it? You know that does do it his delusion. They love me. He goes I can't let me tell you some backstage
Starting point is 00:43:26 We gave him a smile that I'll never forget. Why does he hate us? Watching the your band and Cory's band with such a juxtaposition i can only describe your band's faces as joys that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that and it was also like my buddy who runs the band had a message me and he was like hey so they are uh... that the guy that puts this venue was looking for a band
Starting point is 00:44:00 and he can figure out who to put with Corey Feldman. Did he ask you to not- I just wanted to do like an 80 set, so we did that and I got that text message and I went, gone, I've been listening to the bonfire, here's my life, I've never been more ready for anything ever in my life. Let me ask you no- I will pay you to do this yeah let me ask thank you no let me ask you what like how much better how many times better is the singer of your band that night then Cory Feldman oh he's thought he's
Starting point is 00:44:37 fucking nuts man it's we're talking I could not physically put a fucking number on this how much better he is of a second for development uh... he also had a death galore uh... it was like like andy from the goonies came out to sing a song nice well yeah where was the show where was the show where was the show at
Starting point is 00:45:00 uh... and i i up in woodback new york at the colony okay okay i remember was up there oh shit that would have been jake of you want to go to that one it was in up in Woodstock, New York at the colony. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. I remember when he was up there. Oh, shit. That would have been Jacob. You wanted to go to that one. We couldn't for some reason. His only area show was Woodstock.
Starting point is 00:45:12 Did you get to meet him after the show? Like did you go hang with him after a party? Or they just take him? I'm going to be honest with you. I left at about two hours and 15. Yeah. He does a long set. He does a long set.
Starting point is 00:45:24 I'm going to be honest. I left at five hours and 15. He does a long set. He does a long set. I'm gonna be honest. I left it five hours and 17 minutes. Dude, he does fucking shapel early 2000 sets. He's up there when he I'd say most of my favorite thing in our concert we went to because you know, Soda is like definitely like the early to bed earliest to bed of us type guys. And when we were all there, I remember after about three or four songs he goes you know guys on this tour we've been doing about two and a half hour shows every night and everyone's like you know cheering like yeah and I was like well this is gonna be about two and a half hours and then he goes but tonight's my birthday you know I'm like and I want to and when he starts selling is
Starting point is 00:46:04 like he wants to go do something else Beside you know, he wants to go celebrate after the show He's like, but it's my birthday, you know, and I want to celebrate it. It's not I don't want to work You know, so how would you guys feel tonight? We played over three hours of music for you, and I don't even remember what the cheer it wasn't a huge cheers And I remember soda looking over and going like dude.'m not staying I like you stay no you are we're doing this whole thing we've earned this we're not even able to be in here we're watching the entire that's why Dan left the bonfire
Starting point is 00:46:35 never get those three hours that was it daddy was like I'm fucking out when when Cory announced that the faith the the faces on his band just slumber. They didn't know this was about to happen either. Princess sticks through through those drumsticks and the wall. The angel's wings folded in. Dude, the face he got to make to fucking despicable Deborah or whatever a fucker Courtney. The the face he got to make at her when we started a What's Up With The You Chance that hit the entire Highline Ballroom. When he was sitting backstage in his chair, like, you know, clipping on different medals to his fucking goofy down outfit. He's putting his taking his cape off.
Starting point is 00:47:17 Yeah. He's changing the stripe count on his fucking ambassadors arm. He's changing rank. And Don Feldman. Give me my common Don Feldman outfit. fucking ambassadors arm. Baa-ha! It was changing rank. And Don Feldman. Give me my common Don Feldman outfit. He's always just a different ranking and some weird thing. Give me my gay Kadoffi.
Starting point is 00:47:32 Ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha! Come on man. Ha-ha-ha! Uh-ha-ha! Give me my razzle dazzle, John. I had to hold up. Oh my god, he's so crazy. But yeah, like when he was back there, the face he got to make to his his those angels who were sitting there being like why do you only let us eat bulls of gruel every day and sleep in the
Starting point is 00:48:08 same bedroom with you and he's like shut up girls and then they started going what's up but he goes right there that's what it's all about so do you think now we're doing something I mean he got to rub it and they're dumb fucking angel faces. Bobbi, I have to have the angel call in sometime. I wanna go in. Oh yeah, yeah. We have a friend, we have a friend to the show angel. I wanna go see the show.
Starting point is 00:48:36 Yeah, me too. It's so good. Can we go, are you, you think you'd make it back in a minute? So you got the tour schedule. I'd almost argue that I'm a funny fucking nose and glasses away from walking in the neighborhood. No problem. the tourist guide. I almost argued that I'm a funny fucking nose and glasses away from walking into the neighborhood. No problem.
Starting point is 00:48:47 You should just wear one of his outfits. You should wear a gay lieutenant outfit. You don't know. You should just dress like a fucking gay. Make your beard rainbow and walk in. Sir. What is his outfit? Are you the surgeon general from the 80s?
Starting point is 00:49:00 No. Are you Sea Everd Coop? Sea Everd Coop. Sea Everd Coop. No, sir. see every coupe? No, sir, I'm an ambassador. I'm an admiral in a gay army. I am I think you knew that I think that guest was rude That was great. I really have to go to this guy I haven't see it doesn't look like he's on tour right now Wait, I'm wrong. No, you're sorry. I'm wrong. He's on tour. He's going to scroll down. He's here When we're all in skankfest. That's right. That's what it is. He's here. I wonder everybody has a price.
Starting point is 00:49:31 Correct. Yeah, there it says to contact Cory directly. Well, what do you think you're a cost to get him at skankfest? It's not that it would cost a lot. It's once he knows I'm attached to it, he's gonna like fuck and here's the thing. He's not a guy that will just go, Oh, actually, I'm sorry. I didn't know that guy was attached to it. I'm not doing it. It's not what I'll do. What he'll do is we'll make this thing goes, these guys were looting me there to kill me. He's that person. That's what he does. He goes, they were trying to kill me.
Starting point is 00:50:00 And I know, and you'll see why I know he's that kind of a whack off When I tell you the new news on Corey Feldman Right after our first break everybody Robert Kelly live Wow, you can check him out. He's all over the place everyone. He's gonna be in Phoenix September 15 to 16 Then brother for New Jersey Saturday September 23rd and Skankfest Vegas Rochester Madison Kansas City He's all over the place Bobby Kelly's on tour go to Robert Kelly live calm Saturday, September 23rd in Skankfest Vegas, Rochester, Madison, Kansas City. He's all over the place. Bobby Kelly's on tour. Go to robberkellylive.com. Make sure you check out Andy. He's going to be all over the place this week and Friday, September 8th and Saturday, September 9th, he'll be at the Grove and Lowell Arkansas.
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