The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Desensitized

Episode Date: January 26, 2024

Bobby and Jay both had sex tapes in their young, perverted days.

I'm Bobby Kelly and it's Big J. O'Kersen. We're actually a full radio show on Serious XM, not just a podcast. For full episodes of The Bonfire, you can listen on the Serious XM app. Go to seriesxm.com.com for a special offer. And now The Bonfire with Big J. O'Kersen and Robert Kelly. Robert Kelly. Robert Decker. And Tim Becker. Tim Becker.

And Tim Becker. And Tim Becker. And Tim Becker. And Tim Becker. And Tim Becker. Yo. Wasn't this guy like in eight bands in the 90s at the same time? Teddy Riley.

He's like Black Street and this and by himself. Teddy Riley. Guys, just a little J-Fun fact. I'm surprised you know all that. You know what I mean? Deep dive. Welcome to the BluntFive, everybody. You ride. Guys, just a little J fun fact. I'm surprised you know all that. You know what I mean? Deep dive, welcome to the Bonfire, everybody. It's Thursday.

Welcome. Well, you know for a fact that I'm already in Timoni in Maryland at this point. And I'm home. And Bobby's home. I'm home right now playing VR. You are home. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But tomorrow morning you're leaving for Providence.

Yes, Providence. Providence. Well, you have an yes, Providence. Providence. Where you have an added show now on Sunday. Sunday. So if you couldn't get it, yes. What was that, Lou? Well, wait, what's that coming off of though? Uh, oh.

Oh. Yeah. Yes. Oh, my favorite drop of the year. Blah, blahah blah blah blah. Yay! Oh shit. God damn it. Yeah, Sunday night. We got tickets.

Tickets are moving. We got to push some more tickets. I do not want Sunday night to be fucking seven people. They try to get me to add a second show Sunday in Denver the entire weekend I was there. So I just started doing like ignoring it and acting like it wasn't happening. Because I said that didn't happen, I shouldn't say that. It wasn't a bad show at all.

The Thursday we added in Utah, it wasn't bad. But it was exactly what, it was a fun show, but I said it was exactly what my concern was all the rest are sold out and then you're doing one That's nowhere near sold out people don't understand that when you when you get a club that calls you two weeks ahead of time and you're in They say we're sold out you you like Did it it feels so good because we worry about fans knowing about it promoting it and and when you when you sell out It's like, guys, thank you so much for fucking doing that.

I don't have to deal with shit. I don't have to deal with angry waitresses and club owners and- Morning press. Can you push it a little more? It's like, it's done. Now we can just go have fun. All the anxiety's gone.

But you wanna add one more shot. There you go. Have it a little more anxiety though. You know, right up to the wire when it comes down. Well, I'll tell you what, I don't know if you ever had this, but I've had this and it's why I'm so wary. I've had the, let's add a show, okay, day of that show. They go, we're just gonna absorb these 15, 12 people

into the other shows that are already sold out. And you're like, okay, like we're not gonna do it now. So then you don't even announce that. You don go actually guys. We're not you just made an announcement There's gonna be another show and then there isn't yeah It can go so many bad ways Well, we sold enough tickets now where the show is not being taken away sure but it's not enough to where my self-esteem Does that make sense to help everybody yeah Sunday night 6 Sunday night, 6.30. We'll hang out. We'll have fun.

I'm going to give away something free. Give away something free. Not the jokes. I love when you walked in. This is the thing that you do, which is hilarious. One of your things, the other thing being you don't know how to say sorry. It's just not in here. Did I change it this year?

Well, you're doing better. Hey. But yesterday- I'm really sorry that you feel that way about the way I've been. the other thing being you don't know how to say sorry. It's just not easy. How about change it this year? Well, you're doing better. Hey. But yesterday. I'm really sorry that you feel that way about the way I've been. No. No.

No, I'm sorry about that. No. One more time. I'm very sorry that you feel that way, yeah. I'm very sorry. Just look at me and say it. Can I tell you why I'm qualifying? Yes.

Because I've been very good at making my apologies in the calendar year 2024. Look at me and say it. Can I tell you why I'm qualifying? Yes. Because I've been very good at making my apologies in the calendar year 2024. And you're saying that I'm not, but I am. So I'm apologizing that I must not be making you see it enough. Can I say something to you? J. I'm sorry for not recognizing it. It's okay.

Okay. Let's get on with the show. God damn, you're beautiful. It's the bonfire. We're emotional bonfire. We're emotional. But you walked in today and Christine says something, and you just immediately, it's not, I don't even think you know it, but she goes,

we did this, you go, that's not true. She made up a lie that was insane. I thought we woke up at 1.45. You think we woke up one hour ago? Yeah, no, it was like 1.20. But here's the thing, nobody, we're not checking on it. Nobody was like, that's a bull, she's lying to us. It's just a crazy day.

I don't have his back, but I mean, talk about not having my back ever. Well, Christine, if you're gonna make up a lie, can you make up one that makes sense? I mean, we're showered and dressed and, you know, like we're together. It takes more than 15 minutes for both of us to do that and get here I said at like if somebody who woke up an hour ago. Why are you wearing evening gown earrings?

Because you're saying Madonna night. Oh, okay Yeah, you were you're lucky in the layers but luckily she rolled right out of the bed into that outfit and into those earrings I mean, I'm also wearing you look good what I wear every I know they look very pretty earrings, but they're very evening I just have my evening gown hearing so you want to be noticed by Madonna. I I really do you think she's gonna point out the crowd Yo girl, it's red boots night, dude. What's that? Oh, I'm wearing my red boots. So she'll probably notice. Oh, you're in your pink boots Guys say this well we should talk with Donna more on the live show guess who's here? Jacob Shut up to work.

Jacob, what time do you wake up? 1.45? Because Christine says we woke up at 1.45. It must suck to be Jacob to have to carry eight coats. I know. He really is like a, like he's doing a work at the Arctic. He's a scientist. You have all your instruments, Jacob? Yeah. You have all your instruments, Jacob?

Yeah. You have all your geological instruments? I don't like it any more than you do. Well, I don't know if you have to wear all that. I'm hot right now from rage. You are hot. You're fucking hot. Look at those shoulders.

I can see them pumping through the Henley, that sweater Henley you got on. Once again, thanks a a lot New York shitty What happened you get on the train you got stuck a lot of it just didn't move for it's been happening a lot It happened to me last week happened to me today for a couple minutes today all misery starts on the end line Oh, sorry I'll give you a couple minutes to say. All misery starts on the end line. Wow, that's racist. Oh, sorry. Oh, wait. That's why me and Christine, we don't take the train.

We sleep until five minutes before the show, apparently, but. Did you sleep late today? Yes, we did. I know when you sleep late because neither of you respond to texts. Yeah, but it wasn't till we didn't sleep till 145. That's crazy.

Here's the lonely part about this show. And I know I'm the new guy, even though it's been a year. And the parachute is gone. The parachute is gone. It's fucking gone. If the plane goes down, you're with the plane now. Oh, we're all dying. We're all dying.

Is that when I was outside today on time, maybe 10 minutes early waiting for everybody smoking with my cigar, and it's a good feeling when everybody will come out. Yeah. And then you guys will pop pop up and Christine will come with the Starbucks and I and then I was out there by myself and then black Lou was coming out and I was like hey dude I'm gonna go inside because it's really cold I was out here for a while he's like oh cool I wasn't coming out I was going to get food I

wasn't even coming out to see you. I wasn't looking to spend time with you. Yeah, Jay wasn't gonna be out here, so I'm not really, we weren't coming out today, so sorry about that. That hurt my feelings. That really hurt. I had to get a pep talk from Jag Von. You're doing good.

No, things are good, I think. I don't listen. We don't. It's not my thing, but I think people like it. It's not so much my jam, but... We have a couple things I wanted to get to today, for sure, on the pre-record shows, or some good, you'll be able to get some good,

what do you call it, evergreen stuff here. This How to Sell to Negroes video I'd like to watch. I'm sorry? There's a video that I believe to Black Lou, did you bring this to us? Did you bring us the how to sell to Negroes? Absolutely from 1954. Oh thank God. Yeah. Black Lou brought us this. I said thank God too because I was like I hope I didn't do it. Yeah he goes, who brought this? He goes, DJ Lou, four in the morning no one one asked for it. Yeah, Bobby sent it and it said to Nick.

Oops, wrong text. How to sell to Negroes. Whoops, wrong text guys. But it's a, here we have a couple of this. I like to get into Dexter's music because that was news to me and that's very exciting. When I saw the video that I watched a little bit of that One of our fans showed us their name Christine. You know Steph and Eric

I'm not confident about that. Good. Good. I know it's Steph for sure Yeah, I'm pretty sure. Steph Porter boobs out in a picture and then Eric has a dead man's eyes So they're very interesting couple. I'd like to see if we can find the video of Natasha. Well, there's no uncensored. There's no uncensored. I mean, somebody has an uncensored, but it's not on the internet as far as we can find.

I like a nice set of cans. Is there an uncensored one? I was really looking and they don't exist. I mean, I can pull up nice boobies for you. No, I like I like people I know You know what I mean like people I know and any letterman shows or honkers a few times I mean I could look at Max's honkers are the same thing. They are small same chest. Sorry, but uh, sorry nothing Okay, everybody a fan of Annie. I think Annie's hot and her tits are great, but okay It is true. They're interesting to have the same tits.

Sorry. You know what? I forgot about that. What, this little niblet tits she has. Me maxed Annie. You, you, you max and Annie both have the same, same old barrel chest. I think Christine's cans are better than Annie's. Not that I've looked.

I swear to God I don't look. You just pointed at them. Here's a go. No? They're not? Really? No. No, they both got nice little titties.

Yeah, I like a little tittie. I was just joking. Oh, I'll suck my titties. Suck my titties. I'm gonna bitch my fag. I'll suck my titties. Well, Jacob got all hard when he thought that Annie had big boobs and pulled them out, but it's like a vest she wears.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, she was like a fake tits, like body suit. I'm like, those are not, those are Annie's boobs. Well, because she censored those and it was just like a split frame. Yeah, but she's pulled titties out before because she made it to, what you call it, what's my favorite website, thenipslip.com. Oh, nipslip.

If you make the nipslip.com, you're doing all right. My friend Whitney Cummings has been on there a couple of times. She's pulled her cans out. Annie pulling her cans out, pretty great. Now Natasha has pulled her cans out. Who else has pulled her, you know who pulled her cans out to is the other the blonde one I lies the Schlesinger's yeah really yeah there's a I mean she's naked no no no but that's a that was a fappening leak what you call me that was

a fappening let me see with the finger point that was a fat stop stop call me fappening it was a fappening leak. Really? Yeah. So many stroller stuff. You don't know what the fappening is. What is a fappening? I hear fappening and I think in my stomach. Christine about this too. So Christine. Christine. Christine, do me a favor. Lower the lights while I tell this. Oh, the lights. Here comes the lights. So there we go. The fappening fapping is an internet term. I want to get a light from my side because I am in the AARP and when the light comes down, my body instinctually wants to go to sleep. Buddy, in about a week you're going to be a card carrying member of the AARP. But we need to get a light over here so that my body, my internal clock won't shut off.

Yes. Let's get Bobby a solar light over there so the sun can give him life. Yeah, something. Maybe a clippy reading light. I need just a light facing me so I can be lit up. So yes. Fapping is an internet term for whacking off. Okay. And when they did the massive cloud hack leaks, how do you get fapping from jerking off? How did you get there? I think it's like the f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f That was great. Man, what a... That brought you back to life. That was big. Yeah, it turned the lights down. That was great.

That, that, that, that, that, that. So, the Fappening is what they call the major cloud hack leak. Okay. Of all the celebrities down to what's great about the Fappening, and it's terrible also for sure. What's great about the Fappening, and it's terrible also for sure, what's great about the Fappening is clearly a playoff of the word the happening.

What's great about it is they did so many celebrities, quote unquote celebrities, that as people come into your world, you're watching a new show, you're watching an old show, and there's a girl in there who's very pretty, that's why I do it on the show, I always have Christine type that in, is because it's somebody who's out of your world, but they've already had a video of themselves dildoing their assholes, or spreading pussy, or whatever, it's pretty great. That's how we found the girl, Jacob likes this girl who was super girl on the short-lived

shitty CW show. Yeah, I love her. Super girl. Love her. Melissa, something. Yeah. There's pictures of her just getting straight up fucked. I saw those.

It's fantastic. Can I say something? Yes. It is fantastic, but it does ruin the show. Yes. It ruined, because I was just like. It does take you out of your, yeah. I was into the show. You can't suspend disbelief anymore.

I'm watching the show and I'm loving her. She's so adorable. She has morals. It's Supergirl. Yeah. She is supposed to be there to take care of Superman. Yeah. As a, right? Yeah. You can see her fingering her own ass while I was fucking her. It's Supergirl. I didn't see that part. Can you show me that one? That's not happening. Oh, okay. That's super good. I didn't see that part. Can you show me that one? That's not happening. Oh, OK.

That's joking. That's not fappening. That makes the show good again. But then I can't watch. She's not super girl anymore. She's just a regular human being. Yeah, she's a girl who decides to take a picture for her boyfriend and ruin her life.

It doesn't ruin your life anymore, though, which is good. I'm actually happy that that stopped happening, because that sucks. Like when the people would get shit for it. Yeah. Back in the day, when they'd get a naked photo of somebody and ruin their whole career Is it Wawa? But no, this is Squam Lake. Oh, that's a that's a loon

Okay, it looked like the Wawa bird. No, it's it's a loon Like you you're alone. I am a loon. What the fucking stone? I'm teaching you about just went into a deep dimension looking at my fucking logo. You're in the middle of a sentence and you froze the coolest wall. I should have ever seen it was You know wall is merged bites dick. Well back in the day. What was that movie that with a guy would have the Fuck it was a they get the pictures and stuff of celebrities doing sex shit and it would ruin their whole career What was that movie? It was a movie.

Oh, that's a goose. Wawa was a goose. Wawa was a goose. This is a loon. That's a loon. Wait, so when is this movie? Um, okay. Because you know I don't have that memory you have.

Because I'm in the AARP. Yeah, that's not your fault, dude. But I'll tell you what, you get up to 20% off of a European train ride, something that the old Jews got for free a couple of decades ago. Wow. Now you got to pay for it. You got to pay for the honor. Yeah.

You got to pay to get into that place too, by the way. That must suck. I'm going to go see Auschwitz. $35. What? I said they should sell t-shirts with numbers on the sleeve. Oh man, good merch. Good merch.

I just have it be like a bunch of zeros and one. No, but let, you know when you go to the Titanic Museum, they have, you get a thing at the, a person's name at the beginning. And at the end, you can see if you died or you lived on the wall. They can do that with the, you could get a name at the beginning. I'll switch to, that's terrible. I like it. The fappening, the fappening. Go back. Oh wait, no, you're telling me the movie with a guy. It was Russell Crow. It was old Hollywood. He was a cop. LA Confidential. LA Confidential. Remember the guy in there that would take the photo?

It was the guy who got canceled. Kevin Spacey. Kevin Spacey, thank you very much. You're my side brain. From now on, I go to you for side brain stuff. Side brain is also what he calls licking the shaft on the side of his wiener. Side brain.

Well, he can do that too if he's into it. It's all up to you, dude. If you're into it. It's all up to you dude. If you're into it. It's up to it. Yeah, they would take photos and have all their shit on people and then release it. Well, the good thing about, what the Fappening has done good. It's gotten, it's, it showed everybody their fears head on of what's going to happen when you send dirty pictures or stuff possibly, right?

And then also found that at the highest level of it, people move on and no one cares. Kim Kardashian has influenced the president in our lifetime. You could see her getting load on her face and her button back and just fucking Ray J. And she's made dense and political shit before. You know what I mean? So it doesn't really matter anymore. Jennifer Lawrence now just did, she's like, okay, so now when I do a movie, I can do a pussy scene and it doesn't change the world upside down.

She just did that. Jennifer Lawrence is just on two movies now where she shows her pussy anyway. Yeah, but then you can just see stuff now. It doesn't, it doesn't, it humanizes them. It humanizes them, but it also is just like, you're not, you can't get mad at people because someone fucked over their shit.

It's like we're all nervous. So the nerves that took away, I think for people, is just that. It's like, well, why would they release mine? Like if I'm nobody anyway, you know what I mean? Like who gives a shit? It's almost that. And if you do release it, just no one gives a fuck.

Like the world just moves on quick. Yeah, we do look at it all for a while. If that, I'm telling you, if that didn't change, good. I don't know, if it ruined a career, it shouldn't. But if that stays in peace, yeah, and that stays with the person forever. It ruins the show. It doesn't, it ruins Supergirl.

Yeah, they're Supergirl. I mean, that's not. The day Jay showed this to me, my life changed. Yeah, I really it messed it up for me She's so hot. I mean that is my type of I love a little tiny bum the guy such a dildo. Oh He's a dildo. Yeah, human dildo. Yeah, what's up? You think she's not a dildo? But no, but the thing I'm saying you're saying you uh You disagree with that, but I do I don't, I'm not saying you're not gonna get embarrassed still, that said though, if you're making like,

if you're filming yourself, there's a personality that's gonna film themselves like fucking for their own posterity, you know what I mean? And the naked pictures too. Usually you feel pretty good if you're sending it off. But those pictures were taken by a third party. And you leave a wits, it looks like, oh they set up a camera.

I think it should have set up a camera. Oh, this is what I don't understand. You're in the business, you're a star, you're fucking, you're gorgeous. You're both good, those are both good looking people. I don't know that her is face, but whatever. He's banging her, super girl, and I guess it's before she got it.

Why would you, in this day and age, I understand back it. Why would you in this day and age? I understand back in the day, but in this day and age Why would you need a photo or a video of you fucking on your phone to jerk off to later? Just fuck them later. Well, I don't think it's for the girls generally. You're not gonna be around a gift girls give to men What did you say? It's a gift girls give you're not gonna be around all the time so girls It's not for her. No, I don't think girls jerk off to videos of themselves fucking. I don't know listen I don't have it on that. No, you don't have a video of you and Jay fucking and you just go No, there's no video of that at all that exists. No way. You're not getting me on camera doing that

By the way, if I had a big dick or a good ass or any combination of those things, maybe that would exist. There's nothing to do with it of getting out there in the world. If it was like a girl was like, I wanna film us fucking and have that, I'd be like, you don't want, like. You're like, I don't think, Jay, I don't think there's girls out there

that have like dick pics of Jay. That would be called the chuckening, or just be girls going, bleh! Why do they call it the chuckening? Bleh! But it's also a test of that. Each picture is more white and meaty than the next.

People love to say that Kim Kardashian got where she was because of a sex tape. And when you think of all these girls that have sex tapes and it's like they're not fucking billionaire. You're wrong about that. No, Christine, no, no, no. She released that. No, no, no. They did. I don't know if they released it or not.

They probably did. It probably was a thing. But I think you're wrong about that, Christine. Like, I think you're wrong about that, Christie. Like I think, absolutely. I think recording myself fucking would be like watching my set. She's like, you can't do it. She came in at a time,

it was a time of something happening. So you're wrong about that. You're right, if the Kim Kardashian sex tape came out today and she was that age today, or when it came out, that might be a little more of like a thing, but this came out at a time where it was like, Paris Hilton's thing happened and everyone's like, holy shit.

Tommy Lee. Yeah, and then it was Tommy Lee Pam Anderson. I mean, she was like in that top tier. So much so that when it first came out, it wasn't that big of a deal because the name on it was Ray J. It was like, watch Ray J's sex tape and you're like, who gives a shit? And then it's like, Paris Hilton's friend.

And you're like, oh, she's pretty hot. But there was no real attachment to like, I go back and jerk off to that video once in a while now because she's Kim Kardashian, who she's become. When I first watched, I didn't give a shit. There was a defined line between famous people, right? And porn. And those things never crossed.

When that started, when you saw Pam and Tommy, that's porn. Yeah, that's porn. And so that wall came down, that was shocking to everybody because we didn't think that for some reason We just don't think that stars do that shit We never thought they do Tommy just goes up there and does a shit She's on the TV and we want it and then when you see you can actually see her being a pig Oh, like blowing him all he's driving and stuff and you're like, oh wow, dude How do you bridge that conversation with Pamela Anderson? And never mind Tommy's huge mule which we were all impressed with just as much as

Pam. I was so impressed that for many years I convinced myself it was long and thin and not a good penis and then I watched again and I was just proven wrong. It's a wonderful great penis. It's a wonderful great penis. I think the dividing line also why there's so many is also it's just the cell phone it's so much easier like they were those were actual video tapes. Yeah they actually had like an eight millimeter tape. You have to do work to set it up. That camera was seven thousand dollars. You had to learn how to use it. No wrong. No. Yeah now I mean. No it's right here but I'm saying. But that I'm saying that fappening again there's few people to take down it No. Yeah, now, I mean, HD camera on your phone.

But that I'm saying, that fappening thing, again, there's few people to take down. It really seemed to have, although I heard she might be back and change her name, is Paige from the WWE back, because that was the girl, remember the girl from the WWE? While they were making a movie already about her life, like a PG rock produced movie about Is it good? Oh, it's such a good family or that I saw the movie is great movie is it good I was such a family or something very inspirational movie I mean I'm a wrestling guy I love wrestling not as much as Sam but I do love it and it was

a very inspirational movie and then that came out and it really uninspired me I was now it's Soraya is that what she's going by now yeah okay and is she yeah formally known as page a she moved to the AEW. That's pretty hilarious. I mean, she's got six million followers. Well, I'm telling you, the reason her name is out there, well, for two things. One, they made that movie about her, but while they were making that movie about her... Aw, don't show a picture of a little kid.

After that's her, I think. I know, that's her as a little kid. We're talking about her taking jizz on her chin. I don't like that. She? I'll tell you what, though. They were all little kids once, pal. I don't want to hear that. Stop it, Tristan. They it. Oh somebody's daughter. Oh stop it. What are you doing? Well, they made that movie about which While they were making the movie it all comes out. I mean there's video of her Holding the women's championship with the guy coming on her face and the belt. It's fucking wild dude

Her getting double teamed by a tag team That's fucking wild dude. Her getting double teamed by a tag team wrestling crew. And it's just the thing, you see her switch. She gets on top of one, the other guy squats down, starts filming her like, you know, her pussy and ass. And then it switches up to the white guy, starts fucking her and the black guy starts, it's like they go for it man.

She has fucked everybody backstage, it feels like in wrestling. When I got my first, I think I told you this before, I got my first camera, I got the, you know, I'm a tech guy, I love the new tech, I've always had the latest and greatest. I got the eight millimeter Sony with the night vision when it first came out, like nobody had it. And you know they had that.

Yeah, back in the day, it was the first. The handy cam. Handicam, night vision, it was amazing, and I got it. And the first thing I did was fill myself jerking off. I't know in the dark so it looks like a cat it's just like glowy eyes you see the veins feeding my balls I'm fapping in y'all we used to record our Al the monkeys just talk over it like it didn't happen. I like that What was that noise I sound the monkey but Lou if you could please That sounds like somebody jerking off that's

What's happening sound like That's bad actually that's after you fappin you've already fappened at that point the We used to record our rehearsals on it and we'd watch them to see if we were to do it. And I forgot to erase it all. There was one, so we're sitting in my shitty apartment in Revere, me, Dane, Al, and this kid Jay,

watching our rehearsal tape like fucking nerds, and this just cuts to me. Going through like football film. From my feet up right up, just me going, eh, eh, for two seconds. I just didn't delete it all forgot to record over everything And they were like what the fuck? And I just took the tape and smashed it in my hands You didn't you didn't send it to anybody like first sweetheart

I just the second I got it you like I what like, what am I, I wanna use it. And I was like, I've never seen myself. There was just something in me that I think it's in everybody. Like when you get a camera, you're like, I wanna record me doing bad shit. Oh yeah. And I've never seen me masturbate. And it was, let me tell you something.

And that was in shape, Bobby. Still not good. Like I didn't know my balls were that color. You know what I mean? I had a bunch of, I made a bunch of like, fuck videos when I was like a teenager and the only saving gray, I mean, they're gone like completely,

but like if they were ever like, if I didn't know where they were and they were out there in the world, I'm like, well you can't put them out. They're child pornography now. Yeah. It didn't realize that at the time because I was a kid also, you know what I mean? but like. I do have a box somewhere I put it in my

chop pornography. I got a box somewhere I don't look at it anymore which I think that's the illegal part. No it was a box of tapes of stuff because back then you didn't really know how to you know you kept it and you didn't know how to then we went on to we went on to smaller to, then we went on to, we went on to smaller shit and then we went on to digital. So you had these tapes that were no good. You couldn't really use them anymore. So I had them and I think I put-

You bought the adapter. Well. That's what I did. I had the adapter. And then when I'd have an adapter, I'd be able to like go back to them. That's, those same tapes are the ones in my early like comedy and that's what's the funniest.

So one time I was like, when we, Dave and Lewis, were doing Legion of Skanks still at Lewis' house, like early, early on. I went to my mom's and my mom was like, hey we were changing rooms to this and then we found the box of your old comedy. You started the comedy tapes, the super eights. And I was like, oh great.

And I come back and I go, oh this will be a fun thing to do with like Legion of Skanks. Like we'll watch them at Lewis's house. Lewis, VCR still he was able to get. And I brought the tape and we're going through them and we're watching and it's like, but these tapes have been in my mom's house for a while. Other kids growing up.

So like, sometimes they would cut off in the middle of like the comedy. Oh, it's like my brother filming himself like playing a wrestling video game. Like him brother filming himself like playing a wrestling video game. Like him and his boys are playing a wrestling video game. And then it would go back and you know, the tracking would get weird and then it would go back to comedy for a while. And then on one of those, it's just I'm watching with David Lewis and we're laughing at the

bad comedy and all of us being, and then the tracking goes weird. And it's my mom in underwear from behind in the bathroom, and she's doing something. And as you hear my step pop go, tear, Terry, Terry. And then she turns around with her cans out and just goes, Joe, come on. And then it just tracking and goes back to comedy. And I just kept staring at the screen like nothing happened

Yeah, mom's cans were out full out My step-up just getting her to show her titties on camera like why did you not know what this was? I found a cut I used to say that one on stage too That was the funniest when I was looking for something like pictures in my mom's closet or something And it was just Polaroids and it was like the family me and my brother me and my brother and sister Everyone playing and then just a picture like my mom blowing my step up. What's happening? Why are you leaving these in here?

Where are these tapes? No, they're gone. I think we threw them out when we moved like I'm not really moved somewhere But I think this issue was I think what the issue was, why we like threw them out was because... Is your mom blowing somebody? No, because in those tapes was like my old, like, fuck tapes. And it's like just the realization that you're like,

oh, this is like, illegal. You know, it's like me and my ex-girlfriend, like, you can't have us. We got to go. Do you understand if somebody found the tapes of a, it's like you fucking and your mom mom blowing somebody I'm not going on the same tape and then you doing some type of stand-up What a fucking what a weird and the thing gets popular is my little brother playing wwe

You should put that in a time capsule and bury it in the ground so somebody can find it a thousand years You like these people are weird, but it's hilarious because when I tell the I think it was on Maybe premium blend or something that I've done on TV. I told the joke I used to have the joke about the filming is fucking how it looked like like I was just fucking a couch Ladies and gentlemen give it up please for big J. O'Crossen Let's hear the joke. Oh, I don't remember the whole time. I try but okay, but so people I Got in the film and sex recently Nobody did a whole thing about like how,

cause she was tiny, my ex-girlfriend, and I was like, and then I come into the picture. It's just because of the funny description of fat guy fucking small girl on video. But like in hindsight of that video, again, I was telling that joke, I was 20, 21, 22. But you're like, oh wow, that video's of like a 16 and 17 year old.

You know what I mean? You know what I mean? Like it's like, oh yeah, you're not allowed to have that's fucking bad no you're not unless you're unless you're that age no nope you can't have that if you're found that out and you should really you should really pound that in the max's head for real as he gets older I didn't know that either real big deal you'll be charged with child pornography if you're a 15 year old you stop pointing at me Jay well it's good for effect but I child pornography if you're a 15 year old you stop pointing at me Jay

Well, it's good for effect by film this no no no you're going to be arrested for child pornography And show how make sure you get us serious my faces Bobby get rid of that for child pornography. Don't get me laughing at this Bobby what's so funny about child pornography? It's the loss of innocence being filmed. Can you stop? They really went hardcore in schools like talking about because they don't want the kids sending Weird shit back and forth to each other even I'll tell you what telling the kids that letting the kids know that is probably Not a great thing in a weird way because Like I think I don't know if it's,

I think it probably keeps it much more like, you know, not behind closed doors, people are much more secretive about it, where I think before it probably wasn't this, you know, like, but everyone knows, but that's gotta be, that's why I said it before, about not really ruining your life. Like, there has to be at every grade school now,

not greater, like a high school, for sure high school at this point. There's several dudes who are friends who all have the same dirty picture or video of a popular girl in school and they're just like, you know, he let his friends see but no one else knows about it. But if you get in trouble with that,

you're in a lot of fucking trouble. But I also think it's less, like if there was a naked picture of a girl from my school when I was in school, it would have ruined their life. But that was a time, a different time, where like if a girl fucked in school, like she was more like, if girls were fucking,

they were trying to keep that quiet, because everyone would be like slut, or look at the way she walks, like she gets fucked, the gap, that dumb shit, that doesn't make any sense. The thigh gap. The thigh gap, yeah, we're getting fucked too much. I don't think that's how biology works. No that is it's not That's your big dick I won't date a girl with a big gap. I'm not a fan when there's too much. I don't want to see I want to see a baby flashlight coming out of there

I want to see if I don't see the car behind her through her gap Her big old gap if her knees are touching I don't want the car behind her through her gap. Her big old gap. If her knee is a touch in, I don't want to see nothing. No gap. No, I like a big gap. What the teenagers are doing now, and it's happened at a high school near me, is that they're using AI, and they put the girl's faces on naked bodies. You got a lot of trouble for that too. They're trying to find a way to get them into a loophole at this point.

It's crazy. So they're just getting a woman's body and putting the kid's face on it. Girls, yes. I think AI at this point can take, if you have a full picture of someone, like whether it be bathing suit or tight clothes, they could probably make it look like it's that girl naked. Pretty close. Yeah, AI can definitely do that.

Yeah, you can actually, I have a guy, a friend of mine that does a lot of AI for my podcast and he'll take, he took that Melissa, hey Melissa. Hey Melissa. And he'll, she got mad at him, cause he put her. Getting bookockied. Well just all these sexy photos of her kind of being nude.

Oh really? In AI and she was like, fuck you dude, don't do that. That's great. That's the Skanks live chat whenever there's a girl guest on there's always naked AI pictures. No, no, but they're doing, but they're doing, I don't know how much it's AI, I think AI, I think Photoshop, that's what they always used to do. If you remember on like porn sites,

they used to kind of do that thing like, this is what Kathy, it looks like it's Kathy Ireland, but it's just her on another tan girl's body spreading her pussy. Now I think AI can sort of figure out what you're going to look like naked. Yeah, no AI does. If you can-

Like maybe not your nipple size or something, but I bet it's kind of like a good, like they have your shape for sure. I know exactly what you have. You have to type in the information. If you give the AI the information about that person, it will fill in the gaps. So you can give the photos that came up.

Silver dollar nips, nickel nips. All that stuff you put it in, and the AI will put it together, and then you give the scenario. And these AI drawings, I guess, were fucking amazing. Like her face was that face. So much so she got mad. Her husband kinda got pissed too.

It's like, dude, you cross in a fucking line. Like putting her in a sexy outfit or whatever with a gun, that's fine. But doing a nude photo or something like that showing her boob is not, I mean, it's not fine. She probably wasn't even right. Melissa, hey Melissa. Send us actual nudes. You want to jump into this, uh, that's model race here? Mama Bear of the Jerk Off Party. She's already the Mama Bear of the Jerk Off Party. You can't just show us a little lip. Hey, Melissa. Hey, Melissa.

Ah, man, I give this show a lot. Put a hat on. But I don't think. You didn't give that. We found out on our own. I got hurt. That hurt, fuck you. But he still showed back up, and that's big.

I just don't think what's good, the good news is, it doesn't destroy you much anymore. It could definitely lose you like things. Do you know what I mean? Like I said, I think that girl Paige was like out of the WWE after that, even though they made the movie about her and the whole thing. It doesn't destroy them.

It doesn't destroy her, she's smoking hot. It destroys you and me. What? Why? Dude, if there was a video of me and you banging somebody and just are, you would want your fucking little pecker out there? No, no, no. You're gonna get made fun of by your friends.

Oh, you're gonna get made fun of by your friends. You're gonna get made fun of by your friends. You're gonna get made fun of by your friends. But we're not gonna lose. And my wife and my son and my mom. For sure. Bobby, you're a littleck of like your father. That's why I left him.

But it's not gonna, my point is, if we don't release it and that gets found. Yeah. Me and you fucking some chick. No, we're not gonna, we won't lose our jobs. We wouldn't even be talked to here. They'd be like that. And then we can go on and talk about it

and it normalizes it so quickly. Jennifer Lawrence is still getting movie roles out the fucking ass. There's just a picture of her with load all over her face. That's wild. It must be, I mean, I think Jennifer Lawrence is the type of person that really doesn't give a fuck about that, but they're out like Supergirl. That must have killed her to have to go back to the set of Supergirl to finally make it and then all of a sudden to go back to the set of Supergirl to finally make it. And then all of a sudden to go back to the set and see the other people and they're like,

hey, what's up? You know they're fucking. It is funny how strong you feel being like, I've gotten the part of Supergirl. I will be an icon and a beacon for all young girls in a role model for all young girls around the world. And what's that? Oh, that video of

me getting butt-fucked like a slut come rag is out? Okay. I went for me it's like I wouldn't lose anything work-wise or anything like that but I have like a conservative Christian father and three full-blown Armenian uncles where it just be like fucking mortified. She full-blue all of them. I didn't blow any of them. Did you get that? Also, you keep talking about famous women. If you're like a girl who's just now gonna go for a job, they research everything.

That certainly doesn't matter. I'm not saying it should matter. Maybe somebody's saying, lose this person. I think it doesn't. I think a teacher would matter. A teacher would matter. I would. A teacher would 100% matter.

If there was a video of a preschool teacher or a junior high teacher taking it double t- she's fucking dumb. They're never getting a job. Well, I think that there could be a difference between some asshole leaked a video that was supposed to be private versus like a preschool teacher that you find out has an only fans. Like that is a way different scenario and there might be some- Having no only fans and being a teacher I think is something where you find out has an only fans. Like that is a way different scenario. And there might be some. Having an only fans and being a teacher, I think is something where you'll lose your job for sure.

Because you're making money doing like, quote unquote pornography and something else. I think if a fucking teacher is getting fucking gang banged on a video that she made for herself and just once, and it got out there in the world, I don't think she should lose anything. No, I don't think she should lose anything either, but I think she would. That would be a problem. I don't think she should lose anything But I don't think she should lose anything either, but I think she would yeah, that would be a problem

I if you have a private school maybe or something a fifth grade teacher getting gangbanged How do you go in and have the respect of those kids if they all saw it and that fucked them up? Yeah, they'll always be able to look it up to never good things never go away. It's just here. That's not true All right class class every class every- What? What? Hey, excuse me. Class. Yeah!

Yeah! You'd rather your class find video if you'd jerking off than that. And Stevan Apple, you just see a load on your desk? Some load. But it's got to be some because I couldn't have imagined. Like kids really do move with the times and just seem to, it doesn't create enough evil. Because in my mind I'm like, that would have been the craziest thing in the world if I could have looked at any kind of pornography I wanted when I was like from like 11 years old on. And probably definitely if you're

friends with like 10 people in school, like see a good handful of like the prettiest girls in school, butt naked, doing whatever, dildos and because it was just and then just moving on with your day. Yeah, but some people can't. Like it's not a big thing. Some people can't Jay. I don't think, I don't think, I don't,

I know Max is gonna look at porn and stuff like that, but I do wanna regulate it. I wanna be like, look man. Make sure it's all straight. I just wanna. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. I wanna make sure he's not looking at dudes and his sauna.

Hey, Maximus, I know she said huge load pornography in the search permit, but you didn't say anything about women here, huh? Yeah, there you go. Teach us a spender. Yeah, there you go. You did she air drop it though? By accident.

Right. Ha ha ha. The 200 students. First of all, it's fucking amazing. They really get me with that. What's the movie? Is that a varsity blues? Kids looking at their phones. Is it varsity blues where they go and the teacher is a stripper?

Is a stripper? Can you imagine? But I also get 100% of my teachers were ugly old women. This is crazy. Teacher who made sex tape with student gets hired again. 2018 was a different time. That's a progressive school. Stan Island.

There you go. Nadine Sudlow. And what happened to her? I said she had sex with her pet pupil. Nice. I don't want Max to get into porn the way I was What happened to her so she had sex with her pet pupil nice um I Don't I don't want max to get into porn the way I was into porn back then I would I mean I know I'd like to man if it's possible that healthy relationship with watching porn

I don't want him to go down fucking Norton's dark path. No you better. I mean Yeah, I want him to have some type of self-esteem with that But I'd actually rather have him be with a girl. Cattle prod him as he has a type since key search words. I don't know how anybody could have a healthy relationship with porn with an internet. I don't know how any kid could have a healthy relationship with porn with the internet. I think that if you could, you talk to him about it and let him know, look, you know, if you catch your kid with porn, you gotta let him know, look, this isn't real. These people are actresses, this is all fake. It's, look, you know, we, we, if you catch your kid with porn, you got to let him know, look, this isn't real.

These people are actresses. This is all fake. It's not a, you know, unless you type in the word real. And then you see that it's not fake. And there's a time and date stamp on it. Um, so it's a couple who love each other while these guys come in and just dump loads on the wife. I'm just going to let JB the godfather.

I'm going to tell Colin to beat it. I'm just going to get it over with. I'm gonna tell Colin to beat it. I'm just gonna get it over with. You just gotta get it over with. He can be like Kurt Isabel's godfather, but Ari's like the leader in life. It's really, yeah. No, if you're a kid, I don't know how I would have handled it. Like God bless him.

God bless kids at all for achieving anything or becoming good at sports when you could just, I would never have, how important my pornography and whacking off time was to me growing up. I couldn't imagine having that much. And I said, these are pictures, like I would covet magazines because it was a great photo shoot of like a porn girl

that I just thought was hot. Or back when the porn was just like almost sex everything, they started having Guy Girl, but it was like mouth open near the dick and all that kind of shit. Well, certain magazines didn't have it in the mouth, and then you had to go upgrade to like hustler, swank would sure open the diner.

And then fake load all over them. You don't have a jizz going from the tip of the penis to the lip, but they couldn't be in it. Yeah. It could be touching. Yeah, it could be. It was just a jizz bridge from his pee hole to her upper lip. Yeah, no, absolutely.

And those, I would like covet those. I feel bad for kids though, because I used to masturbate with my brain. Like I used to use my creativity and shut the door and shut the lights off and get a thing of Vaseline and And go at it and make love to myself Now kids don't even need they watch it You wouldn't like the level of D like a child now like a 10 less than 11 12 year old can have my level of

Desensitization the pornography is pretty fucked up. It's not and here's what's bad Here's a problem with the porn now. When we were kids, I would see when I went to video, you'd get one video and it would have maybe three or four porn's on it, right? And you had to put it into VCR and fast forward or watch it. It was kind of a process to masturbate. Now you click on one thing, there's 17 things under it. And're just like it. They said it's the algorithm. The algorithm. You're like, well, wait, that girl also has big butt, huge cum shot on over it.

But it will click, you click on one of those and it will just adjust a little bit and take you down a whole nother path and it will keep adjusting to your, in the fuck another world of crazy shit. to your, in the fuck, another world of crazy shit. And I think that, for kids, that sucks. Because now you're just edging. Now you're just, I don't know what to jerk off to. Back when we were jerking off, at least me, I knew exactly after school what I was going to jerk off to. Something happened, I saw something,

I'm going to wank it to that. Do you know what's funny? Remember the On Stern, Howard Stern, they used to have a very nice guy too, Brent, Brent Hadley, remember Brent was on the show? Sure. You're going to whank it to that. Do you know what's funny? Remember the on Stern, Howard Stern, they used to have a very nice guy too, Brent, Brent Hadley, remember Brent was on the show? And one of the big things on there, one of the big things on the show,

like his story lines on the show was, him and his wife were just getting into like, swinging and all kinds of stuff like that, letting each other fuck other people when they're apart and shit. And, you know, he told me about the escalation. He doesn't work on the show anymore. He's left stern.

He used to be a Bubba the Love Sponge guy and he worked on Stern's wife. It's very pretty. And she like, you know, got like fake boobs and I think a fake butt and the whole tummy tuck and everything. So she's like probably in her 40s, but looks really good. And she now, I mean, I don't know what he does

like radio wise anymore, if he does anything. Do you know, Lou? No, I haven't heard from him. But they moved back to Florida, I mean, I don't know what he does like radio-wise anymore, if he does anything. Do you know, Lou? No, I haven't heard from him. But they move back to Florida, I believe. And she just now, I would be lying about it, I haven't smacked it around to like her, just, it's just her fucking, she just makes porn now. She's still married and everything.

She still uses his last name, but it's just her getting fucked by like a bunch. She makes her like a bunch of porn. No way. Way. I think it desensitizes you in a way that I hope doesn't happen to Max. I don't want him to get desensitized to sex because I do want him to get a girl. Stay on it.

I want, I'm gonna have to. Stay on it. I think you're doing the, a bit of the older parent thing too, is you're like, not my boy. No, I know he is. I know it. I know, I know, Jay. I know, I know. I, he's a hundred, oh God.

Brent's wife is porking massive black men. Oh yeah, no Brent's wife, I'm saying, they're great videos. I'm saying she gets double teamed and all kinds. They said, no, by the way, I'm all for it. I think it's great. I'm just saying, I'm surprised, like talk about an escalation of where that went

It was like this is the thing. We're trying out We're doing like in our personal life and she's just a full-blown like just fucks. Is she she's still married to this guy? Yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, it was in his name. Yeah, I was named maybe that's why he quit Howard Stern He's probably got enough cash from this no access to this as a kid. You're right. I would never have gone out and done anything. I would have been outside for just enough time to reload and feel better about myself. You know what I mean? All right guys, I'm ready to play. I would just get juice and some sugar items

just to get his jizz back up. Yeah, sort of. That's what I mean. I would be like, oh my God, okay, I gotta call friends and get out of this house. And then like, you know, if like, let's go play basketball, you like, the score's like three nothing and you're like, oh my God, like, okay, I got to call friends and get out of this house. And then like, you know, if like, let's go play basketball. You like, the score is like three nothing. And you're like, I didn't have to get out of here again.

I think I have more whack in my mouth. At the Bobby's point, I remember specifically like keeping something in my memory from school. On the days it was a school game, a football game, the girls that were on the cheerleader team would go to class in their cheerleader outfit. And if I saw a quarter side boob, bra, with a bra, I would AI extrapolate that

into full boob when I got home. Yeah, and I think that, that's old school, that's old school wanking and I respect that. You have to work for it. Let me tell you something, I took Max's phone away. I took it, his iPad's gone. I took it away, it doesn't have it anymore. I don't want him to, at this age, be desensitized.

To women, by the time, when he gets a girlfriend, whenever that's gonna be 15, 16, 17, whenever he's gonna start to have sex, I don't want him to have to choke her and hit her in the face. Do you know what I mean? And then- You want him to want to do that, not have to.

I just don't want him to be at that point. You know, she's like, the prom night, he's like, yeah, let's do it. And he's like, you got a shit on my chest. What? You have to shit on me. I brought you McDonald's and fries and a shake. He's like, do you want me to come or not?

Yeah, right. I don't want that. I want him to be able to. I, having sex with girls, who you liked. And having that. When you were 11. Not even knowing what romance was, right? But I loved faking it. You know kiss the touching of the breast her touching you over and then it you know pulling out the zipper

And then it comes out and you know, I liked all that shit and I don't want to ever heard that one So I'm gonna put my zipper down That was me I was me looking at my own heart or so that was her trying to suck my wiener out of this the zipper I was me looking at my own heart. Or is it that was her trying to suck my wiener out of the zipper? But I like all that stuff. And I think it's because I didn't get into porn. I think later in life, when I got really into porn, it fucked me up

because then I couldn't. I this is book. It's called. It's called a Rabbi, wrote it. The Kosha Sutra, and it's about relationships. And one of the things he says, you guys stop, if your wife's walking around topless, if she's going to the bathroom with the door open,

if she's naked, I'll stop it. Stop, because you're desensitizing yourself to your wife's breasts. You're desensitizing her when she's going the bat you don't want to see her Nikki You don't want to see her doing that stuff so that when you finally do see her breast when you come in it's attached to sexuality It's it does something to you you want it to do something to you I agree I'm not into porn. I like watching like Well, yeah, it's hotter to see a woman a woman wearing a hot outfit and Then I'm with you listen

I wish I could feel that way like I said the idea that I Couldn't tell you the year of the last time I came to pornography that was simply one guy one girl Unless I shouldn't say unless it's like celebrity stuff like unless the allure to it is like I get it You know, it's like somebody like whoa like they're doing like you said like the girl Page from WWE or something were Brent's wife or whatever because whatever, because you're just like, the scenario is so crazy that it's even happening is great, but I mean for the most part, yeah,

the sensitize to like, I said I used to be, Christine, write in the microphone that they hate you. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Cut that, I'm not, baby.

I'm not. Wow, what a rat he is too by the way. Well, I mean, she's doing it the rush. My bad. I think like, like when I go like on weekends is when I do most of my masturbating because I don't masturbate at the house. Cause usually everybody's home. So when I go.

No, no, Bobby, I get you're right. No. No, I see. Jay. Yeah. I don't really masturbate at the house. Because we have a small house. Yeah. No, no, no, no. I don't really masturbate at the house. Right. Because we have a small house. Uh-huh.

Yeah. No, no, no, no. I don't have like. No, it's not big. So you just like, it's not, you can't just be quiet and jerk off. No. I'm just worried that, you know, Max is going to come in. I'm going to be in the shower with my leg up and the shower

massage behind me. Yeah. I don't want to. You're worried about that. So you can't just like lock the door to make sure that doesn't happen. Well, we don't have doors. We have Don saw on some stupid. I saw that. So you can't just like lock the door to make sure that doesn't happen Well, we don't have doors we hit dawn saw on some stuff. Yes, we have the farm doors. I fuck yeah, I For the bathroom bathroom bathroom doors bathroom has to be closed off from the rest of the world I don't like that at all. It's the worst. It's my first big disagreement with Dawn I've ever had.

I don't like that. She saw it on a dumb show. Some flip it, some flip it, skip it show with two gay guys from Canada. And we put Bondur the doors on both the bathrooms. So now what's uncomfortable too is if somebody's over the house, which he's had, using the bathroom in the hallway and you're walking in the other room to get something out of the pantry in the other room, you have to make eye contact with a guest as she's taking a dump.

And it's, it's uncomfortable. Yeah. And there's no lock on it. Yeah. It's, you know, our friend Michelle, we used to stay when she had her house in LA, we used to stay with her all the time. And one of the big like, I can't stay here anymore. We have to get like an Airbnb when we were able to start having to afford that to get an air our own place out there when we go.

Congratulations. Thank you. You're welcome. Well no it was big because her bathroom choices were one that was surrounded completely by mirrors. Like it's like game of death. I personally. It was crazy. That was one choice. So when you stood up, you got 85 angles of you wiping your own fat ass. And the other bathroom. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. You stand up to wipe your ass. Oh, here we go again.

Now I don't stand up the whole time. I wipe, I get all the, I get the bulk out while sitting now. But yes, historically, before the last few years, I would always stand up, really close the sandwich, and then get in there and it'd be pulling shit off my cheeks for sure. I don't know why or how he could ever think that was how he was supposed to do it. It's not. Sometimes I'd get fully up because I have to wait, my legs come back to life, and I'd be standing and really probably mushing it in there as I'm standing waiting for my legs to come back to life.

His mom was busy upstairs with cops while he was downstairs pooing, trying to wipe his ass by himself. No one taught me how to wipe my ass properly. My dad left and me and my step-up never talked about it. Oh, God. But it was bad. But where was I at the point of that?

God damn it. In Michelle's house. Oh, yeah. Second bathroom. The second bathroom there that was in the bedroom we stayed in, which I think would be good, except if somebody bathroom the second bathroom there that was in the bedroom We stayed in which you think would be good Except if somebody opened the very difficult sliding door to get into the bathroom What they will see is your knees pants and shoes underneath the saloon doors

That she had for that bathroom Saloon doors what a hippie Saloon door you could see while you're taking a shit right next to you is the underneath the, you just see the full bedroom that's in there and you're like, this is crazy. Howdy partner. Like it was like a, like it was a porno section of an old West coast video. That's terrible. It was bad.

And I was like, we have to, as soon as we can get an Airbnb, I'm like, we have to get an Airbnb. I can't do these bathrooms anymore. It was so house was great. We love Michelle to hang. And then we started getting Airbnbs like, let's just hang there till 3 a.m. We're exhausted.

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