The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Deviant Eddie (feat. H. Foley & Kevin Ryan)

Episode Date: January 17, 2023

The "Are You Garbage?" guys reminisce about Philly's most famous pedophile.

I'm Big J. Okerson, I'm Dan Soder, you can listen to full 2 hour long episodes of the Bond Fire 2 Hours! That's a real commitment to us. Well, it's on Series XM or with the SXM app. It's easy, just go to SeriesXM.com slash Bond Fire for a special offer. And now, the bonfire with Big J. Ocarson and Dan Soder. Well, terrible, terrible news we come back from break. Legendary, guitarist, Jeff Beck, Legendary friend of Johnny Depp

Dead it 78 years old is dead everyone breaking news Top level hokey cannon Got a pastramid you left Come in it hop was drummy coming in hot? That's fun man. I'm telling you. You guys look, I'm sorry to tell everybody that Jeff Beck has passed away at the age of 78 years old. Too bad! Too bad!

But we have a fully automatic gobler gun. For limited time, I don't think he leaves away. He took the governor off that sunbitch. Definitely open up on his loose. He was surrounded by his family. He went peacefully. And uh... All right, Capricola!

30 pounds a minute, ladies and gentlemen. Um... I'd argue that Jeff Beck started really hanging heavy with Johnny Depp after his whole court thing and Johnny Depp Probably partied him to death at 78 years old Jay thinks Jimmy hand to Jimmy's him to as a huge influence no Jeff Beck's like a legendary guitar Florence no Jeff Bex like a legendary guitar Yeah, he was a gun for higher he was a big solo artist great guitar player Those guys all like 78 those dudes party up until the end to like they were just fucking Bill why I mean Johnny Depp

Parties you think you still getting after it. I think it's on Kid me. Yeah, he's like a fucking Chinese circus fucking panda He's like a fucking Chinese circus fucking panda He's on drugs. He's on drugs. By the way, the way he's on drugs. He even looks a laugh. He goes, he goes, those Russian bears that ride the bikes. Yeah, they're all dope, dope dude.

When they asked him, they'd be like in the trial. They were like, and you did cocaine with him last year when you were fighting with her. You ran off and did cocaine with this person. You'd go, yes. Yeah. And what was in that little bag you pulled out you were fighting with her, you ran off and did cocaine with this person, you'd go, yes. And what was in that little baggie you pulled out while you were screaming at her in her face?

Cocaine. Yeah, but he didn't have any problem. I don't think you're not picking up into this. I played Captain Jacks Barrow, I get fucked up. Yeah, he goes red wine, cocaine, Paul Bettany. Those three things, I'm G2G. That's what being sober stinks when you get around a guy like Johnny Depp,

who's like, do you want to drink an old red and you go, I don't drink. He goes, do you do cocaine? Do you do anything for blood letting? Watch me shred. Rose, beef and monster coming right Jammed always gonna be ready. I'm ammo safety was on Oh My tomorrow

That's gonna be a drop by tomorrow. Yeah, for sure. Dude, that's down this great. That's like a sound of potato gun. You build one out of PVC. Got a pepper, Pepperduck you swiss, hold the mayo! That was a new guy working out. You're training. Sorry, I had to save Dion.

Sorry, the safety on. Oh shit, that is great. Do I show you the video? Rest in peace, Jeff Beck. RIP, Jeff Beck. Do I show you the video? You mean rotten piss. I'm saying rest in peace. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh dad Rocky Johnson he's in due um Flat Earth now he's into like being beat up by women like spit on and kicked

Or listen and he put up this video of him on Twitter being punched by this one. Oh, that was he I didn't realize that was him. I just saw it in past. So you saw the video. So wait He's something he got caught with he's like openly like you know, I'm Please tell it wait till he's sitting into the video. It's pretty wild. Just play it We'll play the video then wait till the end, but it's just here before I see. I gotta tell you that I got a I got an Italian ham hold the cheese extra tomato. Oh we got it. That was nice. I was magic. I saw her on that screen. I think there was gonna go. Well, it was gotta go now. Yeah, it was all geared up. So this is the first off the lady looks like my aunt Mary and yeah, she has very old Irish ant vibes. She looks exactly like my aunt Mary. There's definitely a vegetable soup. She looks like somewhere. Yeah, she has very old Irish and vibes. She looks exactly like my

Aunt Mary. There's definitely a vegetable soup. She looks like somewhere. Yeah, she looks like my mom's sister. What are you doing? Yeah, and then he's laying on his side and she's just punching his jaw and his tweet. This is from Tony Alice. I didn't realize I had a bad idea. Hashtag old school can give it and they can take it. Hasht old hashtag man hashtag stop hashtag kick hashtag punch It's all in the mind and making me feel fine. It's guys a freak. Yeah, well, I think he's got the name Tony mr. USA atlas. Yeah, dude Well, this is American out an old Karen punching an old black guy. That's what I just thought it was Let me see your manager. Let me see your manager. I told you I see your manager You didn't give me a free bag free bag free bag this lady punches a better rhythm. She punches with better rhythm than that cowboy's rapper

All right, and then all right man. And then, alright, and then alright, it's gonna start. Oh! The sketchers? Those are moccasins. Have a New Year! Happy New Year! It's so fun.

It's so old in the man. Yeah dude, that is a lot of CT. He did that for 4,000 followers, that's crazy. Yeah dude, I mean that guy has taken, you know what I mean? Been on, he was on one of those true life, I did steroids. He looks like Chubs from Happy Yom War. Yeah, it's all in the hips.

That's all in the hips. And then he says girls beat the shit out of them. But ladies that look like that. He's my jam. Ladies that look like wet ass trays. Yeah, really. But Boeing out of your shift to She-Late 4. Yeah, she goes, sorry, lane 6 is clogged, you're Boeing out of your shift to Sheelate for.

Yeah, she goes, sorry, Elaine Six is clogged, you're going to the back and beat up Teddy the manager. I drive a bus. I drive a bus. They don't trust me with the retards, so I do the regular bus. Stop, stop, stop. This is what I did to my son with autism.

Stop, stop. Happy New Year. Stop doing the same puzzle. She's got, stop doing the same puzzle. That's like comedy video edited deliver Somebody made a stinky poo poo Take the number one TV show and rubble cop Just get the fire out dude what the fuck

I have full of heat Habanee. Oh, yeah, red is my color Does he have other videos of him getting beat up? I'm looking through. Oh, there was a woman shitting on his face. I think no Staying on the set picture, right? It's not that might not be him or is it we look up? I just Google this idea because this must be a thing someone's talked about I just Google this idea because this must be a thing someone's talked about Do you know what is this? Oh who's the good? Oh, that old wrestler guy You know what's great about this guy wait pause it for a second probably is Well in all the way second pause. He just takes her around Yeah, let's go back

What's he's wearing the same shirt? Of course, definitely the beginning, but this guy is so funny because I've seen him only in documentaries. I forget what his name is. Yeah, me too. But he's got, but I know. Do you see he's got like, his eyebrows like, drilled up. And he's got the, but this guy's always in documentaries like Dark Side of the Ring.

Yes. So he still looks and dressed like that and he has to go, it was a sad day to day. We lost Murdoch, you know, it's like, was good. You know, we just couldn't talk them out of the drugs It's like I was like that all the time. It's like now you got to stay in character all So you can have a genuine moment. Yeah, is this getting in my mom? Is this my mom my lightning mustache? Look like Ming. Yeah The merciless Greetings culture lovers and happy holidays. I am the sinister minister

joined by Mr. USA Dr. Tells me it's stage 4 pancreatic. And Laurie with a special holiday greeting for you. Same shoes. Merry Christmas happy holiday. You know it's crazy about that. I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it.

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You all like kick me in the dick y'all like getting punched in the face by satellite women He gets in the wrestling ring now just has a woman stand on his face By the way, this must be his chit and she is raggedy. Yeah He's my satellite woman. He gets in the wrestling ring now, just has a woman stand on his face. By the way, this must be his chick and she is raggedy. Yeah. Damn. That's a rough looking chick. She looks like a librarian from the 50s.

What? She has corn rows in that picture I think. That's tough. That time I met Tommy Morrison. Bailey got AIDS. Is it only fan shit or something? He's not promoting and he's just doing it. Did you look up a thing like Tony Atlas and wife for something?

Why is Frankie Muna's trending? I think common law wife would probably be the best. I think it was like the 25 year anniversary of Malcolm in the middle. I saw of starting or 20 years, something. He's not in out Frank Immunez is going full time in NASCAR driving. No. Yeah, is that true?

Yeah. Jacob, did you know that? Wait, what? Malcolm in the middle? Not the couple. He made that up. That's what it got. Frank Immunez is gonna be getting into a fucking car

and driving like the fucking old spice number 48. Malcolm driver. See, I don't know if he's where the God Frankie Munia is gonna be getting into a fucking car and drive like the fucking old spice number 48 Mountain driver seat. I don't know if he's in Mountain for somehow that's less believable to all of us than a dog shooting a of course That's crazy The meanest Code man should drive a car. Whoa. What are you talking about? They call it the Mandela effect? We don't remember so that's the air butt effect Of course a dog could do that

We also thought not even forward. Yeah, we thought he was doing them backwards of course a dog I said over the back shots from half-court. I thought he used his back over a dog Yes over a dog's back. I know it is I thought he threw it up and he like horse kick. Yeah Yeah, I thought dude There's totally what I thought he threw a dog up in the air just watch is it backwards? There are some many what I thought they throw a dog up in the areas Watches it there are words. There are some phenomenal good boys sure good puppies I tell you something the highest level of frisbee dog which I assume is half time of an NFL game They miss they miss one hundred percent of the time. No, they don't one hundred percent of the time

Go watch a real frisbee dog buddy at the best crispy dog Mrs. one or two a hundred percent And I miss every time though. I've seen frisbee. Huh? No, no every out you know every out every show They miss a few yeah, yeah, because then you go oh Show me show me work in the crowd. Yeah, that's a work brother He goes let's just one take a ride. It's part of you. And if you want to treat, he'll drive this. He'll be like, he'll drive this. He goes, oops.

He'll spin. He drops like I can't do it. And hope he can just select the arm flopping. Let's say you lose this at the 40 yard line, you get extra treats after the show. Yep. Has anybody eaten shit on the Cuz I'm always like I don't even waste my time watching cuz I'm like nothing crazy gonna happen on the trampoline

Dunks, but is somebody really gotten fucked up from trampoline? Trampoline dunk fails I'm just to MBA half-time fails. Yeah, that's gonna be the best. It's the most concentration of people are gonna be there But a lot of times once like viral videos got big they started Pam and that shit like the falls and stuff like all that like a jumbo trunche it is All go by it's all fake, but I'm saying we're a guy for a verse. Don't be just fucking Cracked into the fucking backboard. Yeah, like above the net Right before we get this second half started

We got the we got patty the pelican who's not a real pelican? What kind of a get you dude? We talked about we look at the thing and I thought we're sounding do you want to buy Bobble heads of your favorite team shit nothing to do with Sam, oh well showin' old That's it right there, but you also have a mind having the latest step on my We had a we had a 24-year-old trucker couple coming here one time and the guys talked like that. Actually, here's the every thing you said. Yeah, they used to, that was our first time, remember they would just like, they would

fuck with TV playing behind it and we would have to guess like from listening to the audio of them fucking what the TV show was behind. That's fun. Fun game show, right? Really fun game. We should probably bring that back. That's all right. And it's in the warmer months

This is really all I could find is that they have he's talked about paying women to stomp him in the face And he's done it before independent shows and I found the TMZ story where he says he pays women a hundred dollars to smash his face So he's just into this what a weird thing to be into doing a brain damage You don't know how you got the balls the balls of the penis I can get a little bit no way dude no way I'd rather have my head kicked Not saying it's a sexual thing. Yeah, I guess exactly. I don't get why it's like what's the sexual nature of getting hit in the face I I like to stub my toe. I'm a meat potato That's what it is I guess I don't like to stub my toe. I'm a meat potato scan again I just stubbed my toe and then my dick gets all you know give me like a lower calf kick. Oh, you got a moot Oh, okay, that one that is the sound just so you know of an aluminum bat hitting a man's ball bag bear go ahead

So that I'd rather that. Oh, no, it's not enough. Yeah, but now do your remits. I am in. He gets his nuts stomped in the morning. He puts a nice bag on it for half an hour. She says we get our nuts stomped out. Atlas tells us he's not just in a terrifyingly large booth either. He lives all kind of footwear especially vans and his ideal woman must have oversized feet he wants a real side show Bob I Tony mr. USA atless WWE Hall of

Famer and free to be me and there's nothing greater on planet earth than to get kicked and punched in the face by a big-ed girl. Even world peace. That's nothing better. Nothing better. Because world peace would be great, but you have ever set foot lady, give me old kick in the chop. He goes, what about a hot brisket sandwich? I'm dead. There you go.

Send it. Now you're good. Okay. Now here comes Dan. Oh. Send it. We're going to get that tight and then it's gonna be really a certain type.

Stoppable. It's unstoppable. Jay, did you ever hear of Uncle Eddie from Philly? Do we ever talk about him? We, I don't know if we've talked about him, but we've talked about him on this rock. Oh, okay. We've talked about it on the show before,

but it is, it's a very Philly thing, but people used him like an ATM. Mike would do it. Mike Cousin's buddies did, yeah. Did they really think you'd get it? It's like, yeah, it goes, he never forced you to do more than you would willing to do. Sure.

He would ask you to do everything, but if you just go, now I'll piss in front of you, and then he'd go, all right, I've let's 20 bucks. And everyone just go, let's go get money. That payout had to be so funny, we go since good piss. There's 20, it's fine. And there be so funny. We go since good. Pister There's 25 and it was a picture of him That's why he was like a like a Bernie gets kind of there. He was a little weird

I think his pictures and the inquire when he finally got arrested or what was his name uncle Nick? Uncle Eddie savvets. Oh, yeah, I'm called he savvets Yeah, what's he looking? I'm trying to remember. He look like he's like it was real like what's the dude from the jinx? It was real like that fucking yeah, yeah, male see else you like a mouse He's like a Bernie there. Yeah, I'm not gets and they would say school They would like look out for this guy like he'll get you But they they tell you school of idiots to go he wants your dirty underwear and he'll give you money for it So stay away from like oh, let's find this guy. Yeah, give him some dirty fucking underwear I don't know my and tell him he any would get you any Savitz will get you. Yeah. Make you poop in your underwear.

Oh great. I'll be like, well I already did that. And he goes, why don't we meet in the middle and I'll just do it myself and then turn it over to the man for a payout. And he goes, why am I middlemanning through you? Oh, Donna. Do you want to cut him, I poopy underwear?

My cousins had you see like kids in the neighborhood who were like, you know, didn't have money. Would be like rocking new Jordans or whatever. And he's like, do where'd you get that? I was like, what's that uncle eddies? Shit. Shit in the cup. I'm telling you right now, didn't have money. It would be like rocking new Jordans or whatever. And he's like, do you get that? I was like, what's that? Uncle Eddie's. Shit. Shit. I'm telling you right now, I would have had the Ninja Turtle

van by 18. Yeah. Uncle Eddie, I have these really poopy underwear. Oh, it's so fun. Everybody from Philly from that, you know, that's probably 25 older than an older now knows Uncle Eddie. Deviant. That's a little heavy, isn't it? It's D.V. That's a little I.V.

Handed. It's a limited I would say it's easy. He's trying to pay in a fair price. I mean, guys are king shame and yeah, for no forced pedophilia, forced pedophilia, the money was

outrageously good. There was all I rolled him. He was badly. Yes, He was very, very wealthy. He was very, very wealthy and he got a, I said, even when he nailed him, it was for like tax stuff, like big money tax stuff, is why he didn't get any money. It's just funny to think of whoever made that money

in his family. He was like, I was a business man. Yeah, yeah. I controlled the Eastern seaboard, and then my grandson was into boys pissing in pizza box. It's like, sorry, I don't want your life. I want to look at Duky underwear. I want to wear it like a man.

I don't want to be a railroad man. I think he had like one of those, like old lady seats they have to, to sit in like on a, like a bed pan. Yeah, kind of thing like a, basically a bottomless toilet. Sure, sure. And he would like, like he would ask you to piss or shit on him.

But you could also just piss or shit in front of him. I also heard this is you know This is neighborhood lore that I'm here. It was here in through my cousin But he said he would the dudes would like T off on him with golf balls and shit like he'd be at like the end of the hall And like naked or that's so fun and you that's so fun like a fucking three iron and just fucking crack on That's what I wanted right girl. Yeah, I'm bringing this five wood right to Uncle Eddie's chest now You know allegedly, I don't want to be sued by the savvets estate We wonder if he got if he got allegedly is what I heard if he got hit oh Did you see that is that Facebook thing what survivors of Uncle Eddie savvets? Yeah, oh my god

That definitely costs I definitely cost for a geno with salami and provolone up top There is it's gonna be so great when we nail it First day it's not I put a lot on you. It's not your fault Elite pedophile rings do exist. That's a weird way to put it Your pedophile rings fucking bushly man watch step up to the big book where the big boys play or the little boys That triple A ball we go back to that description. That was really hilarious That's what he goes elite pedophile ring do exist. It's often are supposed leaders So that this is the pizza. This is pizza. Yeah, that's pizza. Yeah, shit 2016 That's so funny. You can go to this page. It's 2015 16, we just see that now they've done documentaries about like how wild

that should is how all the information was broken and up here we go. Also a little face name thing called beats game. That documentary ever come out, the resurrection of Uncle Eddie, because I'll watch that too. Nice. Go to the go to the website. It sounds scary if we're being honest. The resurrection goes, he's back. He's going back.

Content that was the trailer. Let's go the resurrection. In a world where little boys pee. In a world. In a world. Get to your job. I don't think I can get at this you only I get at this was this her I'm going there February second to the fourth I always think about politics. I'm going to I'm going to weeks I'm back to back we maybe where you going? That is so funny. Yeah, that's the place you guys I guess I guess you're good hands with all stick. Yeah, get to the job. All right. I can get at this What when he falls go play the documentary or the trailer, please? I can't believe this is a thing Would shop films dude classic. Oh, we did no did we know what shop films?

Something that sounds familiar. Yeah, we work with them or something or something. That sounds familiar. Yeah, we usually work with them or something. Well, I just wanted to say one final thing. Yeah, a bit worth of it. The man known as Fast Eddie or Uncle Eddie. Is that how it feels like? Yeah, when he was arrested, you know, they got to search the stories locker he had Howard. and I guess the young boys who've been selling him their underwear for 20 years would like to know that Eddie valued it and kept every piece. Yes. They found 187 trash bags. You think you would just like a Scrooge McDuck into a room. 30 underwear. Holiday.

Eddie, so sorry the meeting got canceled because I think I could find something I'm not a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy.

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I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. Yo, this right here is an original Kyle That's my skidskid mark underwear tree over there. He goes go. That's the Hall of Fame Get all that that shit's fake, dude Yeah, that's not real. Yeah, tell about the lining Damn you could give me your socks even I didn't realize it was the guy gave dough for all kinds of stuff

He really had a sliding scale that I forgot to photograph some boys in his downtown apartment It was he was in written house, I think, right? I think he was like right in the I think it was like, you know, prominent. It always goes that way at some point with those families. There's always yeah, at a certain

point. I mean, Dupont had it. Yeah, what's his name? That's Fox chaser. Ari Hammers, Army Hammer. Hammer. Start eating prostitutes. Then he was selling kind chairs.

We're blown out in oscillals. Now heutes. He was having a tight share. We're going to blown out nostrils. Now he is yeah Good play. Why did you say that that documentary couldn't? No Because they found a hundred eighty seven trash bags filled with school underwear. You can't he? No Send a city back in the 1970s like Gotham City. Here's the members We've got the moment. We had access in the background. The members made the trailer. It was a magnet for trouble kids in 1976. I met Eddie Savage.

Wherever he was going to be that night, there would be at least 30 or 40 kids. And I used to think, damn, how much dick can this fucking guy suck? One kid that starts talking to you. It's so funny that that's in the documentary That's the trailer. I'm what's dick in this guy. What what did they leave out? That's what I don't know. I don't give it away to hold documentary He goes we found so many piece of child pornography in this guy's house. He is He's another one. Look at that. It's a little boy's dick.

That's a little boy getting fucked. Look at that. Look at that right there. It's gross. And I used to think damn how much dick can this fucking guy solve? That's gotta be in drums. I mean, go fuck a goal. Oh, my god. Yo, sounds like you know I can go for right now. I'm Mortadal and Sharp Provee coming up. We're getting it. How much fuck are you getting? Dicking this guy's sock. A sock. One kid would start to talk and he would say, well, you know, I did sell my underwear,

but he fucked up. If you need a few bucks, let's go to Fast Daddy. It seemed very innocent at the time of the age of 15, 14, 15-year-old. I love it, we just margined it, for sure started pissing in a pizza box for him. If you put the voice modulator on you and blanket your face, you fuck them. Oh yeah. I would have no splur in my face so I go, yeah, I peed in front of the guy.

I'm a shy shitter, so I never got the 50 bucks. So I just turned over 20 bucks a day for like years. Ask me how I got the money that bought the top package where I got the Bojax and we're like, oh, go ahead. I'm glad. Gotta have money to make money baby. World don't run on, fuck it. Dreams and hopes. The cold hard cash baby. World don't run on, fuck it. Dreams and hosts.

The cold hard cash baby. Trickle down effect. That guy makes money in the market. I make money off of pissing down his leg. Basic econ. $5 at the time. $5 for what? At the time for him to mess to baby.

Yeah, this one room, I called it the dinner for version to To mess to baby I had to take a shit so I took a shit You got a catcher and greater my shit, and I thought I was the funniest guy That's crazy dude This is a this is a C plus shit at best. He's like, okay You fucking weird There's a consistent one stiff everybody does the rules What did he grade your shit?

I was like a C plus I told them Shitty it was a little shit I wasn't gonna get judged properly But just think of that a done to yourself a steam if you were failing in school And then you get like a D-minus for your turn also. I can't even shit. Yeah Well life is a war breakfast clubs right. I got broken up with it all the day for homecoming fast Eddie Fast daddy Okay, he gave me a bad shit score He gave me a bad shit score. What you shit score, Uncle Eddie?

You leave, you go. I got an A! You guys, I've been really grainin' up lately. Yeah. Hey, Uncle Eddie, I think you're gonna notice. I've been eating a lot of greens. Well, sex with you. You also asked me for anal sex, you know?

I was working with a group of seven students, and one of the kids said we should tell him about Uncle Letty. One of the kids said well we can't tell him about that because he told us in the first session that he has to report child abuse. I'm close up this morning the legacy of Uncle Letty. Oh why don't you tell everybody about the hot sexy new young teacher who's fucking the 30 year old. Oh yeah. You can't do you stupid. Yeah, Mrs. Ninfomania.

Anything else you want to tell? Ohia anything else you want to tell oh also Do you want to tell the homeworks easy? You fucking Rat You were not getting enough homework. We don't have enough long projects. You fucking piece of shit On close up this morning the legacy of Uncle Ed Uncle Ed is Ed Savitz a businessman infected with AIDS who prosecuted me. So he may have solicited sex or sex to that. Did not know that. That's a bad one. It's no longer a death sentence.

This is an 88. Yeah, this is before the magic Johnson cocktail, dude. Yeah. It's fine, dude. I'm not gonna get AIDS from giving him my dirty underwear. That's not peeing and shitting it for him. I've decided I'd probably also do it. I'm gonna get AIDS from jerking a guy off, man. That's not peeing and shitting it for him. I've decided I'd probably also do Man if you're a man if you're a Kick it. Kick it. He's from jerking a guy off man

From letting him jerk me off It sounds like you're bummed that you didn't have the opportunity I'm a so bloody boy. I would have been so much fatter if I had uncle I did because I used to dig for change to order food after school So if I was just able to go goes, I'm gonna go give a pair of my socks and underwear That's a fucking that's a cheese steak You have your family standing around your grave. We lost Jason to a bathhouse disease I was gonna get a congenitive heart failure congenital heart failure from it. We've never seen HIV. It's such a young boy He goes, yeah, I traded underwear with him. I think there was AIDS on his. Is that how it works?

It's the 80s. We don't know. I don't know. I don't know a lot about AIDS. Oh no, I shared a straw with Uncle Eddie after I shittin' his mouth. Ha ha ha. Uncle Ed is Ed Savitts, a businessman infected with AIDS, who prosecutors say may have solicited sex or sexual acts for cash with hundreds of filly area teenage

boys for more than a decade. It would always be with him. Yeah, you work. Yeah, that's it. That's it. That's it. Yeah, I'm going to miss sucking your bird. I was, you had to guy fucking Ross and Helferate did all those kids go birds.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. In the decade, I always had bullies with him at work, at home, at work. That was not a red flag. I went to work with my dad once. And he was my dad. He ran some fucking paper.

Just every day of new kids. That's the conversation he's just having. Son, I'm sorry, I drove you into the arms of Eddie savours by not letting you come to my job Hey, mr. Savitz I just want to know why you have a Peter Pan Pan amount of boys around you at all This is the lost boys Oh No, it's not what you think they just like shit and pissing

This isn't weird I just fuck him in soccer. I'm not getting a Vast what you think We're not doing eight stuff. Just handshit. Just handshit. Yeah. Yeah. He was occupied with arranging scheduling and getting you boys bug chasers.

Because I've got a story for you. Which one of you boys likes to live on the edge? Yeah, he probably wasn't getting much done at work Now guys costly going to reorganize Storage container And you finish the raise And he goes I was but then I got called to my storage space because someone smelled said it smelled like old pants I got called to my storage space because someone smelled, said it smelled like old pants. So it was like a mixture of Ecto cooler and shit.

Oh man. He was occupied with arranging scheduling and meeting with boys. They started to go to bed. That's all handwritten, dude. There's no MS word, man. You can't just switch it on. You can't switch it on. You can't switch it on. there's no MS word No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you know what, actually Sunday morning just opened up. How do you feel about eggs and legs? Would you mind if I could fit it for a tuxedo while you take a dump in the room?

How do you feel about hard boiled eggs? Come on, I go to a little brunch. Jack pushed. Meeting with boys, they said at the time it was hundreds or thousands. It's unheard of that somebody could do this for so long and not be stopped by the authorities For one of maker houses that what is he's from the one-maker family? No, I just say I think that's what his apartment was in a building called the one-maker house Okay, same thing as Dahmer you just told him you were doing gay stuff and The best that was the best thing that show was the 80s though you could just say anything back that show was so hopped up But it really is what all that shows showed was that like in the 80s if you like hey

Why are you walking around with this guy who's got a hole with his brain stripping out of it? It's head gay stuff. Yeah, okay. Get out of here there Well, you're I'll let you do it, but I don't need to get married You didn't the cops at all. Didn't arrest them also, they start pranking people and be like, queer, and then, I am one of the kids. Yeah. You kids are queer.

Yeah. So long, and not be stopped by the authorities. For my understanding of the Eddie Savage case, it is possible that he was part of a power broker pedophile network. He molested and... What's the Franklin scandal about the dog? Wait, it's a real dog? It was a real dog.

No, no, it goes, it goes, they drop a ball down from the ceiling, so it looks like the backwards shot. So what a bitch. The Franklin's can't... The Franklin's can't even break the well-farker's game The world's burgers The me dan and folie like I thought it was a real dog That thing goes all the way to the top Damn dude this show is flying by

All right we will take a quick break everybody Kevin Ryan, Kippy, Kevin and Ryan Kevin Ryan, H folie They of course have added a third show at the grammar see theater the other two were sold out but February third still some tickets go to live nation.com the check that shut down then you read my mind do you want the is there's multiple in there yes to I'll have one with you absolutely yeah you. I would love it already. I'm out awkward Stop when you see real love

Dan Soder of course is going to be Christine roll down Sacramento February 2nd to the 4th Oh, you think I can't stop you think he got us you think he got Drop that 20 times during that you're in good hands with all state. Get to the job You think I can't get us you can't see what's that sir? And today's gonna be in Vancouver Salt Lake City in Toronto for tickets not tour dates go to day in soda.com Big J gonna be a Chicago this Thursday through Saturday Friday added what's your fucking deal at a midnight? So go check it out that's zany's Yeah, in shows we got downtown and Rosemont nine shows So make sure you go get tickets now. It's the only thing only tickets are available for what you're fucking deal now and the two on Sunday

Okay, so go so now so go to big jay comedy dot com for tickets after that Sacramento road island and Boston Tickets and other two days big jay comedy dot com. We'll be right back There's something else good in this trailer you said right? Yeah, it's kind of cool. Yeah Happy hand everybody. There's something else good in this trailer you said, right? Yeah, it's kind of cool. Yeah. Kind of cool. Damn we're back on air.

Child pedophilia. It's kind of rad. Much more. We have two minutes. We should watch the end of this thing. They said, so we're crazy information. Go ahead. Like Eddie Savage was affiliated with a boys club.

Jerosandesky was affiliated with Second Mile. Lawrence King, who ran a power broker pedophile that was affiliated with a girls club in Omaha. They kept talking about Coach Jeffery. So 1978, they take me to, I don't know at the time, I met him in a football game. That's crossover. I didn't know there was big crowds, big big cruts. That's a big crosser.

That's like Superman showing up in a Batman movie. Oh my God. Oh my God. I think with old dirty bastards saying where I carry. I officially met St. Dusky. Eddie Savage was supposed to do a thing called Kids Wapping, which is child sex trafficking. What happens is if St. Dusky came to Philly, he brings kids. He's been cageing and they swap with the host and vice versa.

That's nice. That was weird. PY OK. Nobody thought it was wrong and nobody did he go back. Oh, just point off, I think you're sure to do it. Oh, potluck. Potluck team dinner? What'd you bring?

Make sure I get that casserole. Look at all the reddigas. What is this? Irish Italian? What do we bring make sure you get that cash or look at all ready goes what is this? Irish What do we got here with this guy's story? I know we have 30 seconds Kevin Ryan H. Foley. We love you guys February 3rd still some tickets left for their third show at the Grammar C. Theater make sure you fucking check it out These guys are both so hilarious of course check out our out RU Garbage if you haven't already, which probably isn't the case.

Thank you, guys. Thank you. Dan Soder got calm. BigJayCombiny.com. We'll see you, Chicago. We'll see you on Monday, go 49ers. Very fun pre-record for tomorrow. Good night, we have.

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