The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Disappointing Hungerthon

Episode Date: December 12, 2025

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And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly. Cannonball. Booy, owee, owee, owee, owee, owee, owee, owee, owee, o'y, o'y, o'y, o'y, flim, cannonball. Skim, scim, flim, flam, cannonball. Damn, Jacob, you get down, dude. everything to the dance. This remix is the best. You thought this was,

you gotta keep them separated. That's what I thought it was. And you're not wrong. There's only so many things you could do with a song. I never noticed this before. Apparently this is an old thing, but I saw a clip today a video of Kirk Cobain, and he was,

there was Nirvana back in like 93 or something that shows him. 92, it's playing smells like teen spirit. But I guess people were saying that it's the same as more than a feeling. Right. You've seen this before? Yes.

And so they start playing more than a feeling kind of before it. It's a pretty cool video. But it's, they start playing. And when you hear it, though, you are like,

yeah, it is the same. That happens a thousand times. There was a guy, like, he had this piano lesson where you can learn how to play any song

with like fucking three things. Cors, yeah. And he was like, this is this song, Bing, Bing, and I was like, holy shit, I could play the piano.

And then I got an organ and never touched it. There's only so many combinations. There really is. How many instruments have you gotten in your life where you're like, I'm gonna be this? Stop trying to make us feel better about what Max did with you with that saxophone.

We've all done that, right? Just got a thousand really expensive instruments. Never played them once? I remember I was gonna do harmonica, huh? I was never gonna do, yeah, he got the book and everything. I was never gonna do harmonica. I was gonna do a guitar several times, keyboard once.

Guitar was my dream. And then I was gonna get good at drums at one point, but I just got like, passably fun while I'm at home drums. Yeah, you could go into a guitar center and go, da-da-da-da-to-d-da-boom-d-d-tap-tum-bap-tum-bap Oh, yeah. You want me to play along with fucking back-in-black?

Yeah? Samp. Dan-a-n-n-a-n-n-k. I did that with the comedy jam. And I thought it was a god. It's so easy. Oh, it was so great. Then I saw a video today from Skangfest.

I forgot that when they did Say It Ain't So, Sam Talon jumped on drums. Did you see that? And just, Sam-Talin's so goo. like an appearance and he's just dancing like he was killing it killed it was so good so good it's like Billy Burr's great on drums yeah he's really good on drums but Billy plays like Sam when he was playing is like the way I would want to play drums the way Billy plays drums Billy learned from the time I watched him learning drums or at least maybe getting back into it you said he was drums when he was younger too he played drums back and when I first met him

because when I'm when the times I was friends I remember he got his electric kit we were like holy shit and then he had to put the padding down because the neighbors so he was the one that taught us all the electric drumshed he was getting tapes but he was bill from the get go like a fucking dweeb was learning how to read drum music he wants to like do it like the actual and i'm like dude what do you waste your time for man i want to hear me play moby dick put on moby dick dude i'll play along with it he i went to his house in l.a he's just got to feel it man i went to his house in l.a and he has a drum room yeah with like a wretched holy shit set

yeah and I remember when I was leaving he said dude you got to get a drum room I'm like what I have a three bedroom ranch with no basement what fuck am I got a drum room and you got to get a antique car dude I'm like that's $70,000 he's like here's the mistake you're making you're leaving all that ground underneath your helipad

as just ground where you can make that an extra room yeah I didn't think my helipad dude you don't have a helipad up there wow okay well we went different directions I was talking about like Maltly Crew, right? And he sent me handwritten... Bobby, why are you dressed like you're going to be Meg Ryan for a New York daytime date?

Well, I wasn't going to say anything. I wasn't going to say anything because I was going to say it on the live show. But I met, I did me... You met a girl? I didn't meet a girl. I met Susan Sarandon for lunch. You're really, you're ready for a meat cute in the Central Park with that. I had

lunch with Guy Ritchie today Baby it's cold outside I'm gonna be in gentlemen's too Baby it's cold outside dude He's making a movie called dudes I really am dressed like Who's this whoever the next person walks in here

Do I want you to fucking attack him Physically attack him If this guy walks in here I want you to fucking I mean lay his ass out Ask questions later We were under attack there it is black lou there's your moment attack him lou there's your moment to shine can i help you brother i'm trying to see your lights like because you're on drugs or because you

eskabar eskabar's back eskabar's back i thought he got killed oh my god new york studio four personnel and studio lights have shut off studio three or four yeah this is three no man don't worry about it we like visitors we love visitors we love visiting visitors. We're lonely in here. This place sucks. And if there's one thing this studio doesn't need is lights. By the way, he's looking and he sees the lights.

Then he opens the door and he goes, I'm here about the lights that are out. He goes, lights are on, man. Yeah, including the on air light. That's clearly on that you're ignoring. Yeah, this place is retarded. We should have threw shit out of it. No one makes sense. By the way, there's just a new terrifying Jamaican at the front desk now. What happened

to our big titted girl? I already made friends with them. Oh, nice. Good move, dude. I walked up. I was like, what's up, man? How you feeling today he's like I'm good how you feel you give him a complicated handshake uh no I didn't give me I was working on that that's the move yeah that's why I dressed like this today so he respect me handshake he would think I was a distinguished gentleman I came in I actually I was actually I was on the phone having a long conversation about how I thought the bad guys and Steven Segal's marked for death were the good guys I don't know those twins were pretty cool if

you asked me I mean look what Steven Segal's become you know screwface was just doing what screw face does screw face you do what screw face does and there was two screw faces yeah there's all kinds religions. A mother lost two sons that week. Yeah. Some people believe in a guy that walked on water. Some people believe in a guy you have to chill a chicken and a goat and, you know, rape a chick. Screw face.

What a grape scene. Yeah, dude. But Billy Burr sent me, then he sent me in the mail, handwritten music. No. For the drums. For the drums. For Motley Cruz. What song was it? I think, oh, what the fuck song was it? Girls, girls, girls.

No. Kickstart my heart. No. Earlier, not live wire after live wire. Oh, uh, shout the devil. No. That should be more complicated. No.

Too, uh, two, uh, two. Two La Rue Roo, that's Dexie's been a runner's. No, no, no. The song's called Common Island. Too fast, uh, too fast for love. Is that it? Yeah. Too fast for love.

Too fast for love. Too fast. Yeah, he sent me handwritten. And he goes, all right, dude, here you go. All you're going to do is, I go, dude, I don't read music. I don't know, I don't know what, what a ball with a stick with another ball attached to it means. But you're right. When I watch Bill Burr play the cover songs, I go, he's nailing it, how it's supposed to be nailed.

By the book. By the book. Sam, Talent, I don't know if he nailed everything exactly how it goes. He's, like, singing it while he's playing it because I feel like he was just, he knows how it goes. if there's an extra symbol crash in there or something it's still in rhythm doesn't matter and I like that I like that I like the playing along with it

when we were doing sex drugs rock and roll yeah yeah we were doing comics come home you were 13 years old no I was not sex drugs and rock and rock and no I did not

oh you mean the show the show I thought you meant life no I've done that no the show yeah we did comics come home Bobby lived the life of a fucking coke addict 30 year old when he was 13

and then was the most boring adult ever Oh yeah, dude, for sure You guys should have met me when I was 13 Oh, 13-year-old Bobby Kelly And a 30-year-old Mitch Hedberg Would a fucking parties I just That's so funny

Oh, my God By the time you were 30 years old You were having coffee at all dude dances I really was I was in church baby I was talking about spirituality And a higher power Donuts and coffee

Trying to get laid without alcohol with a real conversation about life. I was saying sorry after I did second base for the girl. Is this okay? I just like to make sure everything's okay. But he, I go into the rehearsals, like, not rehearsals, but before the show, two drum kits.

I was like, oh my God. Dennis is going to ask me to play the drums with the band. Wow. And I'm sitting there like, fuck, I kind of sat down at the kit. And I was like, this is great. All right, I got it. I'm going to play the song from the show.

Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. I got it. And then Burr came and sat down at his kit, and it was a rental kit for him. And he wanted to play it at the end. I was just throwing t-shirts out like a loser. Yeah. Played good, though.

So he played good. God damn, he plays good. Burr plays fucking great, but it is, he's very, it's... He's by the book, he knows how it goes. There's no fucking... There's no, that face, that drum face, Sam Talent has. it that drum face you know i say he's like singing the word him and josh were doing the connecting there it was pretty great yeah josh came up at the end okay we're gonna end this on my

cue josh came up sang loud and everybody started the song over no one knew it was going on he was a little out of his tree we may have got him on track we may got josh back on track i don't know i don't keep up i bought my first guitar i bought before i even know how to play a note was a $1,100 a fucking italian some fucking i had to wait like three months to accordion it was an acoustic electric. I had to wait like three months for it to be shipped in. I went to my guitar teacher's house and he wasn't there and I never played it. I showed up and I was just standing in front of his door for like an hour and then he called me. He's like, yo man, sorry I got held up at rehearsal and I was like, all right, and I never touched the guitar. I didn't give a shit, it turns out. Dude, my

Mike's fault turns I don't give a shit at all. You know what I can't get past the guitar thing is. Turn that putting that volume on hurting your fingers you could hear him start it over too yeah pretty great yeah that was fun to watch yeah maybe i played drums next year there's the how about that yeah see bill he is i mean there is back when josh had ron jeremy hair he actually is he's smiling really big he because no no no no no he's the drum i'm not saying that at all i'm not saying he doesn't that he's not feeling it either i'm just saying bill is he's super he's technical as fuck he's like the drummer from the Stones. It looks, he doesn't look like he's having as much fun. He's like the drummer from the Stones or the Beatles, not Neil Pert or Tommy Lee. Tommy Lee, right. I love Tommy Lee. Yeah, you

want someone. Because there's no reason he has to go up that high to hit the fucking snare. No. But he does. Dude, wrong, wrong, wrong, uh, what was it called? Famous Most Famous video. Wrong gig drummer, dude. That's the drummer we all want to be. You want to play sharp-dressed man like that, making faces weird. You guy was all over the place. Yeah. Wrong gig drummer. You want a drum fan. I mean, oh, he's the best. There's no reason for any of that. Even the kit.

Yeah. This song can be played while you're watching television. It's the best. It's such a basic, so. He looks like Tim Dillon. He does look like young Tim Dillon. Yeah. If Tim Dillon played the drums, that's how he'd play it.

But that's how I want to play drums. I would do this. Oh, my God. The other guys couldn't be stiffer. Top hat. It's a stiff song. And I'm not saying, day, didn't they? Where?

What is this event? Oh, I don't know. It's a fucking wedding or a fucking whatever. I bet he gets hired a lot. Oh, I bet he still gets work based off this. He should hire from Skagfest. You should get him to Skagfest. I would love to have wrong gig drummer.

We should have him at Skagfest. I love But Nick's such a fucking killer drummer too He's great too He's another one too He plays by a lot of feel Nick's all Face and singing along

And you're barking with John You see this He's like leaning forward He's so into it Yeah he just looks like he'd be trying to get a ring Back to some volcano somewhere Absolutely If the hat comes up

It's a whole new world under there Precious Yes I love the drum You're precious Beautiful wife he has Beautiful life Yeah

Michelle I'm fucking whipping on her last name She's a comedian Very funny too Oh is this the Nirvana have up More than a feeling teen spirit I love him as a drummer That's not Dave Grohl

It's not Dave Grohl No not there Oh really When did he come into the band Huh I thought that last shot was Dave Grohl? I don't think it was Dave Gros His hair is too short

Yeah but he had short hair At the beginning He didn't No I mean He's crazy long in the beginning Pinch straight and long I literally just said that

to say it. And I didn't think you were going to call me on it. Well, Jacob backed you up like a lunatic. And I was befuddled when he backed me up. I was like, wow, maybe I'm right. I don't think that's Dave Grohl in that particular. Who was the first drummer? Who was the drummer? Who was the drummer?

Who was the drummer? He was the drummer when they got famous, for sure. Okay. From the time you knew Nirvana, Dave Grohl was a drummer. He's a great drummer. Great drummer. Yeah. And he thinks he's an okay drummer. He thinks he's a guitar player.

Who knows a good drummer? Van Halen's son. Oh, Wolfgang Van Halen's? Wolfgang is a great drummer. No, no, you mean Alex. Alex? No, no, Wolfgang. Can play drums, dude?

He plays... He's brilliant. He plays... His uncle's level one. He's a guitarist. No, dude. He is... He is a guitar, I don't know he did both.

He plays every instrument. On one of his songs, he does a video where he goes in and plays every single instrument. Wow. On the albums, he plays every instrument. Sick drummer. But he's phenomenal drummer. Sounds cheap.

Sick drummer. Sounds very cheap. He covers his dad's... He covers Alex. Van Halen on drumio he goes through his uncle's drumming to just show it's not that impressive he's like he nails it no

yeah there he is dude he's such a good drummer dude watch this fucking dude Eddie Van Halen started him on drumming I just wish he'd get on Ozempic he's such a good looking dude Lev Fur should be Wolfgang Van Halen he should kill Wolfgang Van Halen and take over his life Guns and Rose is coming back by the way I know 40 shows August 12th MetLife

yeah but do you really want to see Guns and Roses with sweaty ball Alex I mean what's his name fucking Axel Alexl Alex Rose

I was thinking Van Halenlin Axel Rose singing he doesn't even sound good yes you do

yeah he actually the way they I mean the way they had him all like loaded up with like effects on the show

he sounds fine live because I would say I was surprised how good he did sound live because being like I know he doesn't sound very good

but technically he hadn't sound a good lot plenty of times when they were young in their prime they had like a grammy's appearance once or something may have been patience blew out his voice he just sounds like fuck it's the worst performance i mean well he wasn't trying it looked terrible he has no power left and he's got too many shows the only way to heal your voice is to rest it and he doesn't take a break he's talking about when he was younger no currently

he's got no no no no i'm saying i haven't heard no no i'm talking about years ago when he was young yeah yeah yeah he did an award show one of those award shows performances of patience me my stepfather I remember watching that. I forget what it was. American Music Awards, who knows? We were just like, yuck. Yeah.

He looked great. It was still like the height of his cool. Right. Just a tip. But then, you know, they did November rain on the MTV Awards with Elton John is one of the greatest fucking performances.

That was good. That's one of the greatest thing. He sounds great. I just hate that he wears true religion jeans still. Oh, he was Dane Cook butt flaps? Yeah, dude. Yeah, Dane Cook buttflap jeans?

Yeah, just big buttons on the back of his ass. It's like, dude. Fucking Axel Rosen's butt and ass dumb hat combo? I hate his lack of dancing now His big move is to walk backwards Yeah or just like Or he does like like a weird like step forward It's like like a two step wall

It's like instead of walking he just takes like half steps Yeah he used to dance so crazy and great And now it's just like oh look I'm moving around It's like all man But are you going to go? Yes I'm gonna go The tour to see them on because they finally

Change that boring drummer they were touring with The guy that their new drummer is so much He was so boring Played with no energy and their new drummer. I like when you take shots to a black person over your shoulder

I see black glue I couldn't believe they kept them for so long what are you saying he had no soul yeah do you just call no power

can you just say drummer you have to say black drummer yeah he had no power actually if you could say drummer would be nicer

drummer seems a little harsh Jay brought up the race I'm just saying you didn't you didn't deny it thanks thanks for covering yourself

there Jay brought up the race Bob Jovi's another one who does that he has a move that little hop he spreads his little V, and then he just hops up and down.

I know it's over. For a guy used to fly over the audience with the microphone like that. Yeah, it's pretty crazy. Yeah, that's why I love Billy Joel. He just sits at the piano. Yep. No, no, no. That's not true.

Billy Joel, the end of the set, always he gets up for his doo-op phase run through, for that little part of the set. He gets up, and he brings a microphone stand that I'm telling you weighs three ounces. Because the whole thing is him just, like, spinning it. Oh, yeah. Spinning it in his hands so we could do, pale hair, everybody. They don't have to fall and he kicks it back up. Sometimes he doesn't catch it.

Sometimes he doesn't catch it. And I guess he'll go. But the crowd just like, Billy. Do you remember the one, he came, when I went and I, something was wrong with his eye? Oh, what do you mean? Dude, we're in the, we're in the concert. I went with Calda. He's the guy.

Billy Joel's the guy, you're like, I don't want to fucking go. And then you go, you're like, I'm so glad I went. So glad I went. You're like, this is the greatest. It's the best. It's the best. But then. Four or five songs in it where you're,

You're like, I don't care. But there's 17 that you go, oh, right. Yeah. As soon as you're there, you're like, oh, this is great. Right in the middle of the concert, they have all the, he has a very low budget set. It's just the big Trinitrons, vertical ones. And he looked at the ground, and his left eye was bulging out of his head. And you heard the crowd go, oh.

I have a photo of it on my phone. Sorry, guys. Let me put my eyeball back. There's a photo of his eye, and we're all like, everybody turned to each other. like what's wrong with billy because his eye was fucking popping out of his head for some reason when he went down for the last time when he fell he was doing the microphone trick and he never got back on stage again just see i want you to know also that uh christine the piece shit that she is whoa trying to catch a free trip whoa she goes guns did you see guns and roses touring she said

me like a week ago yeah before i saw the announcement you see guns and roses touring they're doing 40 cities they're not doing everywhere though but they are doing paris She didn't say they are doing New York also What? She made seem like they were like New York wasn't And then I drove by MetLife yesterday And I was like, nice Oh, 15 minutes from my house

That's better Paris You have to go with the Atlantic All 15 minutes from your house You would to see guns and roses Fucking dying on stage In the city of love Hey do you guys want to exchange money

To go see fucking guns and roses Shit, that's great It would be nice to see him in Paris So that would be cool Wouldn't that be fun? Oh, you know what? I know what she wants to go to Paris She wants to go to that Louis

She wants to that Louis Vuitton In Paris Flagship store I was there It's nice I'd like to see Louis please Mr. Vaton Yes

I was there Who is it? I was there Is it Christine Who spends too much money For the money that she makes She spends Is that too much?

She knows the names of employees and has a person alphan numbers. Is Louis, is he French or is he Italian? French? I don't know. I don't fucking know these people. Oh, Gucci's Italian. You'd be a fucking African Chinese guy for all you know. I'm not a professional fucking bag slut like Christine.

I'm just working myself in. Bobby, I need you count your bags before you bought a bag. How many bags did I have? Like 22 you said. Whatever, bitch. You know the rules of bag sluts. You don't have a fucking reveal how many bags you have to other people that Don't up fucking aren't bag sluts.

22. You're breaking bag slut rule. That's a lot of fucking bags. Whatever. They're not off expensive. I remember I went there. I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was even talking about bags you've made him get. Yeah, he's gotten bags.

And I made him good bag. He goes, Bobby comes to me. He goes, dude, it's a bag that goes in a bag that you keep in a bigger third bag. It's a good bag. It's a great travel bag. It has a bag, so you just pull the bag out of it, and that's your little backpack bag. my favorite Bobby's got bags bags

I just got a new one of those bags A bag for a bag They made it in light of material Oh 23 Oh shit I do I do I'm 23 I was in front of Louis

And I go Don you want to I go Don do you want to Louis I'm in Paris The Louis Vuitton store I can go get your bag She goes no I don't want it We don't need it Blah blah blah

I go I'm standing in front of the store My phone went ding The exact bag that she wanted Only you could get in Paris. She already did the research. So I'm standing. Fat Bob, bald fat, the fattest I've ever been. I was out there and a guy just walked out and saw me in front of the store just sweating and he came out with a big white Louie umbrella. So I was just sitting like a fatso with a white umbrella waiting in line in front of Louis. Jesus Christ. Yeah, I'm going to go. We got to go see Guns

and Roses, dude. I would love to see him, but do you think he's, what does he sound like now? Good. Embarrassing. Is it embarrassing? It doesn't sound embarrassing. It doesn't sound embarrassing. I saw him at MetLife. Yeah, they got him, I got a Sala MetLife and the Garden.

Yeah. He's got a, yeah, he sounds good. Yeah. I'm happy you're going to see him at MetLife, not with Gout. Oh, yeah. Because I can tell you about life. What? It's one of the worst nights ever.

What? One of the worst nights ever. But it was when I found out Kimowitz, the late Great Kimowitz, uh, also had gout because he helped me out a lot. And it's funny. And the doctor said when I went, remember, I don't have. have gout but people have it i can and then by the way i also haven't gotten it in so long now it may be weight might be weight loss what is gout it's like a king's disease yeah look

it's just sitting at the table eating grapes and ham it's literally from like rich meat i need christine i need a bucket it can happen it can happen from uh a lot of meat uh alcohol beer yeah hoppy stuff like that and it takes uh it makes uh it puts you uric acid in your joints of your toe. I guess it could happen other places too, but it was my big toe and it hurts like in the joint, but it's, it feels like you're being stabbed. And so this weekend, we went to Panorama Fest.

We got people looking for Panorama Fest. What is that? They don't do it anymore. It was on, it was on, yeah, Randall's Island. It was on, yeah, Randall's Island. It's right over, right on top of the city. Yeah, but what type of, I don't know. It was all kinds of music.

I mean, kind of Plymar, it was like, Alabama Shakes, a big, big festival they did. It was the same people that do. Coachella. It was, yeah, some people who do Coachella did a festival here for like three days. It just wasn't a successful. It was like two years. They did it.

Yeah, it wasn't very good. But I took people to that. I brought a bunch of people. I was able to get tickets. So people all weekend are going like, hey, man, I got you a beer. I got your beer. I got your beer. I got your beer.

Then we're eating fair food every day, a burger, piece of pizza, or whatever. Keep going. Keep going. Then, don't stop at one food. That's Friday, Saturday. Sunday is Guns and Roses at MetLife Stadium.

So we go there. We meet up with Kimmowitz and his friends. We're eating hoagies. We're throwing footballs outside. We're tailgating. And we're walking in. It's towards the end of Lenny Kravitz. And we start going in.

And as we're walking in, I say to Christine, I'm just kind of like, weird to go. Did I like twist my foot or something? were throwing the football right i don't remember doing that i go i don't know i'm just old probably just dumb shit like twisting an ankle or you know whatever my toe i thought i didn't know what it was exactly i couldn't pinpoint where it was in my foot and then we got in get to the place it's still sore and we're sitting down and lindy cravitz were kind of sitting down and i'm just kind of like man this is uncomfortable i'm getting off of it and it's not hurting much less i'm even walking

on it now and it hurts a ton oh gout just hurts it's inside it's the worst thing yeah it's so bad so it uh you're like being stabbed on the inside of your toe because you're fat not necessarily well dude if it's a fucking king's disease well that's what they say but that's because of the times I must have gott

I just muscled through it no you may just never did I'm telling you as I said it's not necessarily a fat thing it's um no salad because that was no I'm not even joking it's like you're only talking meats and like Meets and cheeses. For three days, yeah.

Yeah, it's an imbalance. What are you arguing? I'm not arguing. He's like, do you know it's not good for you? Like, it's the whole point of the story. I'm not arguing. He is. So, first of all, subs and hamburgers and fries is a fat guy's thing.

It's a weekend of concerts thing. It's what it is. And so when Lenny Kravitz's playing, it's starting to hurt, and then in between, we're sitting there. and like it's still I'm like and now I have my fucking shoe off and I'm like trying I'm starting to feel where it's at and it hurts a ton to the touch

but it's not like there's no bruise there's no nothing on it I'm like what the fuck could this possibly be by the time Guns and Roses comes on whole concert the place stands up I stood up for a second and then I sat back down and the whole concert was me just looking at asses

of people sitting in front I couldn't stand up I thought this I thought Axel had gout when you started the story I thought he was gonna have gout No, so then they start doing, I think, Paradise City to close, and I fucking drag my foot out of the place. We meet up with Kimowitz, and Kimwitz goes, that sounds like gout.

He's like, I have gout. He's like, you guys should get somewhere. He's like, get to like a CBS or something. If nothing else, get like cherry juice or something like that and just pound it. Cherry juice? Buddy, it's an immediate cure. No shit. An immediate cure.

I mean, you got, you got to get like the fucking Gatorade size of it and like pound. It's disgusting. It's not disgusting, but it ain't good. And get that down, it makes it go away. And I had, it happened to me two more times over the last, like, over those last years, beyond that. And one of them was the funniest. We were going the morning press for Orlando. Metzger was with me.

It was a rare weekend, Metzger was like, I'll come with you on the road. And we were going to, I was like, hey, man, after this last, like, radio thing, I think I have to go to urgent care. And he's like, yeah, I go, yeah, it's like, I can't. I wasn't able to get anything to stop it. You could get cherry juice? No. So you can go get a steroid shot too, and they'll make it go away quick too.

But I was like, well, I have to go do that at an urgent care center or something like that. And then I just remember hearing Kurt on the phone with someone, he's like, yeah, I'm actually going to be a little bit longer before I can call you because, like, I don't know, we have to go to the urgent care because Jay's got piss ankles or something.

Just go to piss ankles. I don't know, Jay's got piss ankles or something. That's so weird. Cherry juice would sound like it would give you goat. Doesn't it? Yeah, just drinking cherry juice straight out.

Were the cherries in it? It was just plain cherry juice. Juice. No. But it's a, yeah. I've never heard of cherry juice. There it is. Now I just, in my life, have those

to just have the gummies. Just have them in your fridge? No, I keep them in my suitcase. Oh, the gummies. Oh, gummies. Yeah. On the road. But I haven't had it happen in years.

Well, you lost weight, too, and you don't eat as much shit food. It must probably. It's more diet. Very changed in knowing the... I don't drink beer really. That's probably the most beer you'd ever... Yes what I'm saying.

I don't really don't drink beer like that. So it was just like that weekend just flared it up. It was bad. It sucked. And you can almost attest to this. The times that it would... The other times where it's like it's almost... I was like, oh, maybe something's happened and I should get some cherry juice.

Festivals, always. Not even music. Like, Moon Tower's happened. You know what I mean? Like, JFL, I've been like, hey, I should probably get some cherry juice. Like, just because again, you're around all these things and everyone's drinking beers and blah, blah, blah, blah. Oh, we're going for burgers in the afternoon.

Meatloaf sandwiches. Jay smuggling in a thing of cherry juice? Do you guys have cherry juice here? I mean, my tart cherry. What if they don't have cherry juice here? Supplies they don't sell cherry juice at these festivals because they know the bunch of people have gout. My plantapagitis at any cons it sucks.

Halfway through. I have to wear those stupid hokas. We have to get your rolfe, dude. What's a rolfe? We did a rolfing once for me in here. But I'll tell you what, we did a rolfing in here. I'm going to say it was a little curtain pull. He did go.

I mean, he got in there, but I didn't get Rolfed. What's a Rolf? I got Rolfs on the Burt Kreischer Cabin show, and that's Rolf. This is not Rolfing. What's a Rolfing? Rolfing is deep, like, massage, but deep, like, he pushes, like, on, like, the front of your stomach until he touches your back. It's, it's rough, but it's supposed to break up all that fascia.

Fasher. And it's, in, like, one sitting with a Rolfing thing on your foot, you're going to scream hilariously, but it will make you feel much better. I would do a Rolfing thing. my foot always hurts you know i was all right let's get a roll for you here for bobby's foot i was in aruba trying to do a ball on my plantapaceitis because they said you know carry a golf ball or something like that so i was rolling my foot on the ball and then i heard a pop and my toe down the middle of my toe since then and that was like four years ago i have like this numb feeling in my toe almost like i took a ligament

and popped it over something and it never went back I went to a foot doctor and he went I don't know what this is Look what they're going to do to you give me a shot

and this is a freak First of all that guy looks like he does Rolfing Oh yeah This guy looks like an illegal German doctor Yeah

Are they all English the people that do ralphing? No. Oh. Bobby, you're going to make noises, dude. I wouldn't mind getting roofed if they will fix it. Okay. I'll take it.

Can we get a roll for Black Lou? Can we work on a roofer? I could never be a foot doctor. Why? I don't want to touch feet. Because you wouldn't be able to stop yourself from sucking his toes? I know, dude. I know.

I know. My answer's funny. I don't know. My son's funny. Because you wouldn't be able to resist sucking all these fucking freaky toes. oh i understand by the way they show that thing happening a lot and i want to get but it looks like i'll laugh

until i piss in his face that thing what is that scraper what the bottom of the foot dude it's oh oh i want to do that i want to do that right now can somebody roll for me right now i've seen they use that thing on people's like uh like shoulders and stuff that thing it looks crazy

i like that it makes your foot look so weird um Can I, I was going to bring up... If I could fucking get my foot fixed, I'd be so happy. Have you never done, like, the foot reflexology or any of those things? No, I've gotten massages, but they always wind up jerking me off. Before they get to your feet? It's like 45 bucks, and it's actually like, you don't have to get jerked off.

You can actually get your feet done. Whoa. You're not going to tick on my butthole and give me butterfly kisses. Yeah. I thought Rolfing was what you made Lou and I. I did. Now I remember it was Ken the cuddler. We had a cuddler. You got a cuddler. I got roled. He's a professional cuddler. He comes in and he cuddled us. Could I get ralft and then have the cuddler? He is great. Yes. I'll do both. But that's going to be Christmas and

birthday. You know what? Let's just do the rolfer. We did a cuddled train. That's Christmas and birthday. Amy Poe was hilarious of a person. And I keep watching clips of her podcast. It's like nominated for whatever golden globes or something. They're up for this year. And you're like what a boring hunk of shit this is this is fucking terrible you said whatever it's not a golden globe you're kidding no I think it is a golden globe for a podcast it's a new thing

I think it's a new thing they put a golden glove for podcast yeah I'm gonna start a podcast but she's on it no I don't know this show but I'm gonna have sweet tea time with me and Jacob and we're just gonna talk about watches and belts sweetie's talking tea sweet there you go

sweetie's talking 20 20 what who's in it who's in that stupid Who's up for it? I'm reading it to you. Dave, read it. 20, 40, 48 hours, which are stupid ones to do that. Armchair expert with Dax Shepard.

I've seen a couple episodes. Pretty interesting. Inside the business type thing, not bad. But he's become some type of like alpha male Navy SEAL looking dude, which is weird to watch. You know, he was just a goofy dude. He was so scared. Oh, yeah. He's jacked and he looks like he fought in the Iraq war.

He's an actor Not even What's he acting? He plays make believe for a living I don't think he can be in anything anymore Because his fucking face is too crazy He's like an idiocrycy It's like the goofballs

Yeah he was like a silly goofy dude Call her daddy Candace Which I assume is Candice Owens I think so Crime junkie I don't know Dateline NBC makes sense Good hang with Amy Poeher That's the thing I was saying

I watched Amy Poeher There's a clip See if you can find this clip On YouTube It was my It dulled my brain it was her is rogan up there yeah okay it was there uh it's her and mariska hargette detective captain olivia benzsche sorry thank you uh talking about it and it's just this

clip to like this is the clip we should put out to get people to want to watch this it's her going uh she goes i have a bad like maybe people's like i have a bad time like i tell people things like when uh like when they ask things like when people want you to kind of lie to them or something and i just don't have the thing that and then mish cargta goes i am a weird exactly the same like that someone will be like do you like these shoes and i will just be like no it's like are you get sharing notes on being cunts to people what a stupid fucking conversations is to have i would listen to that podcast no you wouldn't two cunts being cunts you wouldn't listen to two cunts being cuns this isn't it try this one oh god why do they have to do it

i mean it's not enough that you're on tv every fucking second you have to do a podcast too we do podcasts because we had nothing else to do right we did it we work we start working at 10 p.m. every night yeah we did podcast because nobody was doing it it was a shit job that's where we did comedy starts getting a point where you're not making enough money doing comedy and you're like and I'm working five hours a week so you're like well I have to do something to not be a piece of shit yeah I should at least be broke and say I'm working really hard yeah um so yeah that we all start doing fucking podcast yeah and then these fucking assholes jump in and take the uh the golden globes away from us.

Yeah, and then fucking oophis over here. Fucking, uh, fucking, fucking bizarre from D-12. Yeah, Forrest Whitaker. That fucking ghost dog

and some skinny bitch. She looks like ghost dogs. The Ben Shapiro show, the Bill Simmons podcast, the Daily New York Times show Smartless, rotten mango, Sean Ryan's a good show.

Joe Rogan, Megan Kelly, Mel Robbins, Tucker Carlson. Keep going. This past weekend with Theo and NPR. It's, uh, it's, uh, it's a, Theo definitely.

Sure, but listen, no, not Theo definitely. What are they talking about here? Like this is like, does this call it podcast is the whole thing? So really, none of these people should win and it should be what, 2020? Probably going to be the most, they're going to be the most highly produced things with experts and blah. Do you know what I'm saying? Like, that's a real thing. You're talking about that versus like Theo Vaughn's shooting the shit with Andrew Santino.

Either, it should be all that up to and including Joe. Rogan because I know it's not just necessarily a comedy podcast, but it's definitely in the universe of comedy world. Well, they should have categories. Comedy podcast. Like true crime or something like that. True crime and then, you know, storytelling, which I'm going to about to get into.

Because they put a true crime up about something is different. Yeah, true crime is great. I love true crime. Yeah. I watched the cartel one. I watched the whole history. What was it? Murder Inc.

I don't know if you know this, dude, but Suarez, what was they? Someone's back, and they're back big. They're in Studio 4. Don't you remember in Studio 4? Escobar. Eskabar's back in Studio 4. Wow, you don't think Sirius would give Eskabar a podcast?

I don't. They gave us a podcast, but they just called our radio show and then decided to call it a podcast, and then they tell us we don't have a good studio because we choose to do radio versus podcast. None of it makes sense, but I will tell you. If you want to sit in the shitty studio with us, you have an opportunity to do that by going to seriesXM.com slash hungerthon now, and you can see a bunch of items that you can bid on, but real important, why would you want to bid on this? Because you get to sit with us if you want to bid on that. Now, I will tell you can bid to sit in on the Sam Roberts show

and Bennington among many other shows here. Fine shows. Fine shows. Great shows. But Sam Roberts and Bennington are beating us with bids right now. What? And I got to tell you, it's driving me nuts. What are you talking about? Sam Roberts. Currently, Sam Roberts. Yes. Who betrayed your friend, Jim Norton, and drove him right into the arms of the man, man, lady. betrayed all of my friends True Yeah And then Bennington

You know Fucking dismissive Doesn't care about you at all Yeah me I thought I was gonna say you Just to me Not you Apparently

So it must drive you nuts Me he pays the ultimate respect Yeah he does But I But they have higher bids than us But they've been Here's a thing with us Can I tell you

You're gonna go in there And stare at Ron's fucking daughter Make it weird with him He's gonna hate you A few minutes No no no no no they are promoting it they're trying we don't the problem with us we don't try i know we don't try to win anything i think it's time to change it's 2025 is over it's coming up i did try though

i try to get people to get on board with voting for cori phelman and no one he was the first person eliminated it's really that that's not you that's on him that was him this is us this is on us i think that the fans of the bonfire need to be shook up a little bit i agree they need to get off the couch, put the remote down stop getting on the fucking social media and now we need you. We need 10,000 votes. 10,000

what is it, a pledge? What are we doing? Bids. We need 10,000 bids. Not only you're going to save somebody you're going to feed people. It's not the amount of bids we get. It's the highest bid. We need $30 million in a bid. 30 million dollars would win. How much is Ron and

Sam beating us? five grand or something they're doubling us can i can i tell you what i think's going on with roberts i think he's shoveling his own money in there she's doing some flim flam i think he's doing a little flim flam i check those uh the screen names of the people who are i don't respect flim flam bob you know that one thing about me no you hate flim flam i fucking you have a hoodie that says i hate flim flam i hate flam flam i don't like when you think i'm getting flim and then you flam me you flam he has 40 three times the amount yeah what do you think we don't have a bald guy with the beard in here we got a couple i think that's opi obi's bidding yeah just to fuck jim no

opi if you donate twenty thousand dollars they will let you back in the building the soon in the bonfire we should get anthony coomia cumia cumia donate fifty thousand dollars and see if they don't let you in for hunger dude how much do they hate do they hate you more than they love hunger i say jim opi and anthony you guys 45 thousand dollars each we get the show back together right here on the bonfire one night only one night only if you If we get up to a cumulative, I'm telling you, don't just, everybody, don't just jump on start bidding now, one up in each other by 10 bucks.

Stop that. Get together. Get one communal person and bid $2 million. Two million. And then we will divvy that up amongst Jim, Opie, and Anthony, and we will have them in studio here. We'll have them back in studio together. And then we'll do a tour.

And then we'll do a whole fucking tour. Together we fucking conquer. That's what it always is. but you can grab a seat around the bonfire our show and hang out with us if you want to win a chance to be in the studio live with us for a broadcast of the bonfire you have to go right now

to seriesXM.com slash hungerthon 1600 I'm sorry I just looked at we have $1,600. No no no no no no 16 you're not understanding how this is working I don't we're not we don't have a cumulative Don't talk to me like Billy fucking lighten your tone fucking asshole all right sure you're talking

me aggressively and I don't like it. Okay. Hey, bud. What's up? Hi, buddy. Hey, champ. Listen, bids are individual things. That's one person bidding. Yeah. $1,600. Now, what you're thinking of is like a cash, like a go-fund me type thing where money's building up

and that's a mistake people make. Hey, hey. Yeah. That's a mistake all kinds of people make. So wait a minute. Let me ask you a question. So there's one person that bid on Sam Roberts, the Sam show in the morning, $4,500, $4,500, $4,500, one person. Yeah.

There's one person that listens to the show that bid. Or, like I'm suggesting, people are getting the, like, we can make a, we can make a bid on a show, but we could also do it instead of just going, hey, let's all put in a bid, beating each other by $5. Why don't we all put in our $1,000 we were going to do together, and now we've got, what, $60,000? Now we're winning this thing. And you could always say, yeah, it was us, so we all have to come in and watch the show. I would honor that. So if you have a hundred people, we will get 100 people in the studio. This is nuts, dude.

We're going to win. We have to win. Start cumulatively bidding together. I'm going to sell the tiny house. Form alliances and drive the price up. But if that doesn't happen, we put our own money in just to win. And then who do we have sit in? The rolfer, the ralfer.

Two birds, one stone. There you go. You know what, say no more. We're going to win this thing. One more time at SeriousXM.com slash Hungrathon now and see if you want to bid on the bonfire. You could also bid on Bennington and Sam Roberts there

if you're a fucking asshole, yes? What's the name of the person that bid $4,600 on... Oh, let's not look at that. We don't need to see that at all, man. I bet Sam's in it. I bet Sam is the name. We don't need to see it.

What is Bennington up to? Who bid it? He's $3,000. What's his name? So for Sam Robertson. Roberts, it's dog lover. Yeah, that's Sam's Nick, that's his nickname

in wrestling. Dog lover? Dog lover. That was his nickname back in the day. Can we see how much Eddie Trunk has? I want to see if this thing's fixed. We have.

Eddie Verzella. Eddie Verzella. He's got three thousand. Is he beating us? Yes. But he's double us. Wow. Let's see what Eddie Trunk has.

This doesn't feel good. This is the only second time we've mentioned it, so. True. We need to mention it every day. When is this over? Oh, Eddie, Trunk is beating us. Just barely.

Nobody is beating us. Let's see. Who's the first one of those? Jim Florentine. It's Jim Florentine trying to get that heavy metal show back together. It's darn Jameson. We need a group of people to get together or we need somebody rich and famous. Who do you know? Shane.

No, who do you know? She doesn't want to sit in here. Who are you going? I know. I know. How's this? Godsmack. Tell Godsmack to bid.

We could do Gabby's dad. All you have to do is. relinquish, just say that his daughter is the greatest crowdwork comic in New York City. I definitely wish that. Okay, good. The New York Times said it. You think I'm going to challenge the New York Times? What am I, Joe Rogan and Dave Smith?

We should get him to do it. We'll get him to do $2 million and blow it out of the water. And then we have him come in. I like to plan. With Gabby. If you want to give Bobby some of your money personally, you can see him performing. What? In Point Pleasant, New Jersey this weekend.

How do you know I get paid personally from every person in the crowd? Every person personally. Let's mention we have a holiday show you can come for free. Ooh, that's right. We do have a holiday show you can get. We should charge people for the holiday show. Take that money and buy the win. It looks good.

That's true. Yeah. That's good. All of this money will not, the proceeds will not go to hunger for this. There are no proceeds, everyone. You can just go. It's December 16th. Tuesday, as always, 7 p.m.

to Village Underground in New York City. Get tickets at thecom They will go fast. They're free, so they're going to go. They're going to go real fast. They'll get your reservation in right now. Bobby is going to beat Uncle Vinnie's in Point Pleasant, New Jersey. This weekend, the 5th and the 6th.

After that, he's going to be in Sarasota. Pookeepsie. The comedy works south in Colorado. Batavia, Illinois. For tickets and all their tour dates, go to punchup.org.com. The greatest business in the world, Punchup. That life.

Big J is going to be at the funny boat. in Omaha this weekend, the 5th and the 6th. After that, he's going to be in Irvine, Milwaukee, Tacoma, for tickets on all the tour dates. Big J.com. And don't forget to go to his website, YouTube.com slash at Big J. O'Kerson, and see him do live stuff.

Question. Six and a half inches. Okay. I get home. What was that face? I get home on my birthday. Yeah. Sunday.

Yeah. Sixers play the Lakers. in Philly? Yeah. Do I come home, drive down there, sit in good seats, and then risk the chance that the Sixers just, I know just holds nothing to you, but the Sixers, every game, it could be everyone's playing,

no one's playing, some of them are playing, and then they're going to play good or two. They could win by five in the coolest ending of all times, or they can lose by 50. is it worth that drive back on a weekend and I've got to work the next week still? No. Stay home and watch it. You have so many TVs.

Stay home and watch it. You have Uber Eats. You can do whatever you want. Have Isabella come over and watch the Lakers game. Stay home, dog, chick, daughter, slippers, food, gout. I don't have gout. You might.

I don't. After this weekend. Doctor said I don't have gout. All right, you don't have gout. No, I think gout's a thing you can live with, like, you have to take medicine every day. Kimmowitz took medicine. medicine for it every day. The doctor told me

I didn't have gout. Right. He goes, you got, like, an outbreak of it. Of gut, which means you had gout. Oh, yeah, I had it. Chronic gout. Yeah. It doesn't go away. No, I mean, but I think it's always, like, right there. You have to, like, regulate something.

They told me I don't need to take medicine and not do it. They go, I would just be careful if you're going to have a weekend where you're pounding fucking ten beers. Do you know that? I'm sorry, go ahead. Go ahead. Well, my question is, let's say you have advanced, you have full-blown gout, Somebody has full-blown gout.

You take the medicine, and let's say you change your diet. It doesn't go away for it. I don't know. I take prep. You can take prep, or you could do body brain coffee because that Aska Waka Waka.

Yeah, let's do a live read. Body Brain Coffee, now featuring Swong Cat Swingy and Walladob and Pickey Mane and all that's good for your brain and your body, apparently. I'll tell you what it hasn't been good for. My wallet.

Hasn't changed my life one little bit whatsoever. Meanwhile, I talk about it nonstop. Interesting. Interesting. I can't wait for the live show because I'm going to have my body brain hot cup of coffee. Interesting. Very interesting. Make sure you come to our show, the Christmas show, and make sure you get your funds together.

I want to win. Let's go get lunch. What are we getting? I don't know. We can't through the buffet. We should beat Eddie trunk. We should be beating. We're not beating Eddie Trunk.

No, complete offense. Maybe cut that out. No, Jacob, you said it, buddy. It's just a different type of show. Yeah, different thing. Yeah, that's all. Different thing, that's all. Enjoy your weekend, everybody.

I'll see you, Omaha. Bobby's going to see you out in Point Pleasant, and we will see you Monday.