The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Disrespecting Morning Radio
Episode Date: December 3, 2025Preston and Steve are an institution of morning radio in the Philadelphia area. Big Jay has sold out shows at Philly Helium this weekend. Jay overslept his appearance on Preston & Steve to promote h...is shows. Bobby contends that he purposefully disrespected them because he doesn't need morning radio anymore. | Paco does a gig with Bob and impresses him with his ability to talk to women. Jay and Bob draw pictures of what they think Paco would look like naked and then Paco gets nude to remove all doubt! *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly.
Body brain, body brain, body brain, body brain, body brain, body brain.
R. T. is way up high. Mm-mm-mm. I remember everything. Oh, yeah. My estrogen's high, too. I got tits and testosterone. Tone. Who's that, Paco?
Yeah. Dude, that was good.
It was all right.
That was pretty great.
I love you.
And you picked the right day. You're going to get signed to Cyclone.
Acopathic records.
Throw some fucking clown makeup on you, dude.
This close to doing it.
Huh.
I was this close to doing it today.
Today?
Yeah, but we had the pre-post thing part of disease show at the Tic Tac Mackerec.
Wagon, Duggo Bone.
Maybe one of the funniest things I'd ever been a part of in podcasting.
Why is he always going to dress like he's a crab fisherman?
Oh, Paco?
Yeah, he just came back from the docks throwing and catching fish in Seattle.
Yeah, what are you doing?
doing he's an immigrant he's gonna bring the rest of his family over here what are you
carouling lesbians into bars late at night when he gets enough money yeah i don't fuck with paco no
more nope paco's one toughest dudes i know now i don't mess with him all weekend i didn't mess
him at all nope fuck that shit it really bum me out how tough i saw paco at skankfest i know i want
to make fun of him so much for his little pants but what if he fights me for 35 minutes yeah 35
minutes and then tap out that kind of endurance yeah he just tapped out to just do video by the way
Not even an unmasculine move.
Got it close to the end and then just went, I'm out.
And I was like, yeah.
I would have done that 75 minutes ago.
My God, he was throwing punch after punch after punch.
And he just kept going.
Yeah.
It's a jungle in a motor.
I found that he's, you're Hawaiian?
No.
Like I said, I found nothing out about Paco.
What the fuck?
Filipino and Japaneseo?
Yeah.
I'd tell you what, oh.
Paco this weekend.
Oh.
O
Paco
O
This weekend O
Thank you
We were trying to
In Spanish please
We had to go get
Hot Dog O's
Who had to
At this place
Oh
There's no such thing
As I had to get a hot dog
There's a hot dog
There's a hot dog place
In Rhode Island
One of the places
You gotta go to
It's called
I don't know
Onli
Olenny
NY system
Yeah whatever
Okay
And they're like
You gotta go
You gotta go
Joe Russell's wife
And she started
Some utilities company
Yeah it's weird
And we walked in
And we're sitting
down one in the morning. It's open all night.
How big are these bad boys? Yeah, little dogs,
chilly. Skinny longs? Skinny longs.
I like that, though. You get a couple then.
Dude, I love a hot dog. You got to get a couple
of them. So we sit down. We don't know what to order.
I'm talking to the guy next to me, sailboat operator
from Newport, Rhode Island,
rich guy. It's a lot of information
from just sitting at a hot dog place at 1 a.m.
You know I'm personable? You really are.
I really love small talk. I'm not
going to let a situation pass me by.
You know what situation you let
pass by today because of our long talk yesterday?
what the fucking leather jackets out and you're accepting zaddy hood i'm accepting zaddyhood i think you're
accepting zaddyhood you're a zaddy yeah you fucking know it yeah wait to see my new jacket that's
coming you got a new zaddy jacket i got a new zaddy i got three new zaddy jackets shut up oh i won't
shut up because i'm a fucking zaddy you shut up i'm a zaddy too though yeah you are a zaddy you're a fatty
too fatty zaddy we're both fatty zaddies fattie fatties dude this guy i'm telling you right now
Yeah, we're at the heavy end of Zaddy for sure.
Yeah, we're hanging on to Zaddy.
We're hanging on to Zaddy.
You were not a Zaddy on your six fat.
No.
You were not a Zaddy.
I was a faddy Zaddy.
No, no Zaddy at all.
I was just to cheese it.
You could get, you could have gotten asked because of your charisma.
Yep.
Personality position.
Yep.
But it was not at all for your looks in that moment.
No, they would have regretted it as soon as we were done.
Absolutely.
Right.
Now, Zaddy.
Yeah.
To the max.
To the max.
For the max.
Can you change it to another...
Zaddy to the dawn.
No, not that way.
Until the break of dawn.
Yeah, no, that bums me out.
To the ultimate max, until the break of dawn.
Christine, is he telling the truth right now?
Total zaddy.
Really?
You think...
Well, Christine never gives me compliments.
That's not true.
She never gives me...
She gives me...
Oh, that looks like...
But she never, like, gives me like...
Like, I'll say to Christine, you look beautiful today.
No, you have your jacket and your hat the other day
when Lucid and I said, Bobby, it's a really go look for you.
Yeah.
Oh, yes, you did.
Okay.
Total zaddy.
All right.
I'm in.
That's all I want.
Big time zaddy vibes.
Sometimes you're going to drag it out of Christine.
Big time zaddy vibes.
That's what I want.
Right there, those little dimples and those high cheekbones that pop out.
This guy, this Paco guy, buddy, there's a middle-aged Boston chick at the end of the bar.
I thought she was with this big dude she was with, right?
So we kind of go around her and sit at the bar.
I look over.
Paco is just.
fucking talking it up.
Oh, Pacco will chat up a bitch.
Buddy.
I've seen this happen a lot.
Actually, anytime he's going on the row with me, he'll chat up a chick for sure.
This girl was very pretty middle-aged woman, but hot, you know.
I look over, she's sideways just dishing into a bowl of chili, chatting it up with Paco.
And Paco's talking about like they've known each other for years.
The whole time we were at this hot dog place.
And she wanted to fuck him.
She wanted Paco.
Yeah.
And he was like, all right, nice to meet.
take care
really and we were like
what are you doing bro
Uber home
Was she hot
I mean she was hot enough
at fucking one in the morning
in Rhode Island at a hot dog place
That's fair enough
Yeah the hotness factor goes down
A little bit
I don't know how the surning Paco is
But I've seen Paco yeah
Paco just start chatting up a chick
Girls love Paco
What are you doing after this
Kind of thing like getting the next plans
I heard her go
So what are you Filipino
And is that the Asian pot
Oh well he's not gonna fuck that
She was kind of hot.
I like that voice.
That doesn't sound hot
what you're describing right there.
I like it.
Something she's leading it over stickers.
Paco, why didn't you fuck that old lady in, uh...
Paco, why didn't you fuck my coochie that night?
By what Bobby's describing is making me feel like, I get why you didn't.
She was an old gris lady, yeah?
No, she was cute.
She was attractive for an older lady, but still like you could see where...
Not your thing.
Yeah.
What do you mean?
Where it was like rusted?
Yeah.
She's going to be rusted out.
Wait, how old is Paco?
35?
35 he's 50 oh that's hilarious that's how Paco is still for somebody's at about 25 maybe 26
you can't tell you'll never tell he'll be that way for a next 30 years until it's not yeah until it
it all goes bad quick well the hair goes on those guys yeah and then the next thing you know he's got
one of those long beards and he's making he grab a stone from his hand yeah he's got a mole
with a hair coming out of it yeah his voice stops lining up with his mouth movements
oh her voice was a little rusty it was she was like listen you want some of my chili
It's kind of heavy Boston too sometimes
Yeah
But I said Paco I've seen
When we go on the road
Paco I said to chat up a chick
Yeah
Paco chat up a chick
No I stop
I'm impressed with that
I stopped
No dude you did not that night
You were yapping the whole time
I was being friendly
I wasn't chatting her up
She was fucking into you
She wanted you
I don't know about that
Are you out of your mind
She was bummed out when we left
She was like
You gotta go
You gotta go
Are you questioning Bobby's
Knowing if this girl wanted
You were not
That's true
Because Bobby is laying pretty hard at this girl out in Vegas,
one in him.
And now I'm starting a question.
You're saying I should question Bobby's vision of somebody.
No, not at all.
Bobby, well, Joe also was on Bobby's side.
And I have a terrible awareness of if a girl's into me or not.
Really?
Yeah.
But I said you are a guy.
I've seen it.
You do chat up chicks, which I think's impressive in a world.
Like, I'm bad at that.
Just cold talking a chick.
But he also chats up children.
He's just a chatty Kathy.
He's just a chatty Kathy.
Yeah, Panko will talk to anybody
But you guys were yapping the whole time
We actually stopped
We just were letting you do your thing
Because we thought you were scoring
We thought you were getting it in
I thought I was just entertaining Joe
Because I saw Joe laughing out the side
We were howling
When she started like yelling out
She was MAGA
Yeah she was she saying
Yeah she was like
Oh this town's a bunch of dams
And then she just leans over
And like yells down the corridor
And she goes
I'm MAGA
I'm MAG
I remember that kind of scare me a little bit.
She's like, I'm mega.
Anybody got to poll him in 100?
Jesus Christ.
But Bobby thinks she should have done it.
I mean, I'll tell you this.
I would have, she was hot enough, body.
Bobby wants to live through you because he's a zaddy.
I'm a zaddy.
I can't do it.
No, you can do it.
I know, I'm going to do it.
Watch what happens this weekend in Thanksgiving.
Dude, ruin your family.
I'm going to fuck my neighbor in Hampshire.
Yes.
Why wouldn't you, dude?
Give her some tiny penis and a tiny house.
I'm going to find a nightclub in New Hampshire in the mountains.
You should.
Just get the fuck out of Dodge, man.
Oh, fuck yeah.
Who's going all of you and Dawn and Max?
Me, Don Max, we're spending it.
My uncle, who lives on the same street but has a, you know, a huge compound.
We're going to go to his house and they're cooking.
You have a compound.
It's just not built yet.
I have not compound.
You have a tiny house.
You have the first part.
I have a shelter.
Yeah.
It's the beginning of a compound.
That'll eventually be your breakfast nook.
Yeah.
The place where you guys live the entire time will eventually be your breakfast no.
That will be the guest quarters.
I have plans to build the house there and then move that up to the top driveway, upper driveway.
You did say before, and it's still a plan for your slave quarters to be underground in case you have to hide them from the law.
Absolutely.
We're having the Rock Foundation built as we speak.
Thank God.
Yes, absolutely.
Thank God.
We've got to get propane in there because, you know, you can't, they have to cook.
Paco, eat a more hilarious meal in the back of the room, please?
Jesus Christ.
Paco. What are you doing? And get
some pants, you savage.
No. He's wearing underwear. That's not underwear.
That's underwear. No, those are
soccer shorts, dude. He is late in the year
for their shorts. He's wearing
a snowsuit over it, remember?
Oh, okay. But you can't...
But he... Shorts need to be
mid-leg, not up knee
and nuts. Bobby, this is a game...
Bobby, where's Addies. We don't understand this.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Poco's a young man still.
He's a pachio young man. This is what I do now. They show off their
fucking legs like girl dancers.
He really does like he works at Hooters right now.
Oh, absolutely, dude.
Pago should be coming up on roller skates to take my order at a 50-style restaurant.
Hey, gentlemen, can I get you guys a malted?
I hope you spill cheese and pork on your lap.
Can I get you a chocolate malted?
Look at his little ding-ding.
Look at his little ding-ding.
I've seen Paco's weaner so much.
I know.
I want me to draw it for you from memory?
Yeah, please.
Uncumcised.
I bet it's, can I draw it too?
I haven't seen it, but I think I know what it looks like.
It's circumcised.
Is it?
I'm not going to do a whole new thing.
Oh, everybody wants to see this drawn.
Can I draw it to?
Sure, sure.
I'm going to draw it, but I'm going to do it like to body size.
Because, again, I'm also going to draw it soft.
In Fairth Park, I've never seen it hard.
You might have a monster hog hard.
So I just don't.
He doesn't.
You don't have to say that.
But this is going to be good, I think.
We're going to really get to the bottom of stuff here.
What?
Did you zoom in how I did?
This is going to be really, really good.
Put your leg back, please.
Put your leg back.
Thank you.
Like that.
Thank you.
This is going to be so good.
I could already feel it.
Feeling pretty, pretty good about this.
Traditional Filipino music for you.
I appreciate that.
Helps me.
This is good stuff.
I'm the biggest pickle eater.
I know you are.
Okay.
I think this is it.
I think I got it.
I'm ready.
I'm ready, too.
Go ahead.
Reveal?
Okay, that's a pussy.
Good drawing, though.
It's a pussy.
No, that's a, I believe that he has a pointy, a very pointy penis.
Okay.
And high nuts, like a high, tight nut.
And he only has 10 pubic hairs, but they're thick and curly.
Okay.
On the top.
I don't know.
That's a pretty good picture.
Yeah.
I like the picture.
That looks like something that would be behind the table at the comedy seller.
Four of the five acts on Saturday night.
I took a different approach.
with it okay i went full body on mine now what i chose to do is go more full body on it
now i figured how i would play it yeah you're you're a philly racist you've drawn that little
face a million times that's on it that was on every book cover you had what is that supposed
to mean that is that's a cartoon that's like a perfect thing that you've drawn a million times
Paco, there's a little weird.
You gave him Buckteeth.
And you gave him Shalin Monk shirt.
Yeah, listen, this is what I see.
Can I see Paco?
Yeah.
A couple finishing touches here.
I got to get those little things to go across.
I went realistic.
Oh, excuse me?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I hold that up to his face.
You went what?
You went what?
Okay.
Because I think I went photorealistic.
I think I...
Now, look, I was rushed.
So, Bobby, sure, I couldn't do the shading I wanted to do?
There was some shading under the wiener on the ball bag that I would have liked to do.
You should have put a volcano and a little sunset in the background, too.
Oh, you're right.
Okay, you're right.
There should be some sort of a fucking, like a...
Make a house that looks like they're handwriting in the back.
I got to also do one of those weird fucking trees.
Yep.
A panda beer.
What?
What did you say, Jacob?
Jacob, what was that?
I know soy sauce.
I know you do, bud.
You love soy sauce.
It's the ketchup of the age.
The House of the Rising Sun
Oh, this is good
Are you, oh my God
Wait a second
He's gonna reveal
Who's gonna win
Okay, ready? Oh, this is great
Is this okay to do? Are we gonna get in trouble?
Yeah, dude
I don't want to see it if he's really doing it
Dude, stop being shut up
I can't look him in the eyes again if I see it
Dude, you can look him in the eyes
You can't look at the eyes anyway, he's Chinese
Yeah, you're not allowed
All right, let's see that thing
All right there you got it
I added a sunset.
Oh, you wanted a bonsai tree.
And a bonsai tree.
Oh, my God.
You added a, you added a, a kung fu sunset.
Like a hazy.
That's like a hazy thing.
Okay.
Christine, you don't have to look either.
I'm nothing.
All right.
All right.
Ready?
We all judge now.
Tease me.
Yeah, bring them up.
Spin the umbrella.
Spin the umbrella a little bit.
Spin it.
Wow.
Bring it up.
Slowly bring it up.
Slowly bring it up.
Yeah.
I'm telling you I nailed it.
Yeah, you nailed it.
I'm telling you I nailed it.
Jay nailed it.
I nailed it.
You nailed it.
Christine, it's still out.
No, I'm kidding.
Turn around.
Now I just saw his asshole.
Ew.
I'm doing his asshole now, though.
This is the problem I found out with Paco this weekend.
I forgot to draw his asshole.
This is the problem I forgot to find out with Paco.
He takes it too far.
What do you mean, dude?
I think he did exactly what we asked of him.
He just opened up his asshole, and now he's going to touch our cameras.
Is that Paco?
Aw, that's young Paco.
That's Bobby Lee Paco.
Do you name mine also?
Yes, I'll date and autograph it for sure.
I like a guy who's not afraid to show his asshole
because he thinks he has a nice asshole,
but he really has a gross guy asshole.
It's probably gross guy asshole, but I bet it's pretty like, no,
colors wrong and everything?
What's today's date?
22nd.
25th?
Your butt hole was a little black hole.
Yeah, I didn't need to see that much.
No, no, no, no, no.
Too much. That's too much.
It's too much.
The front and the back, too much.
I think we should lead that to a jury.
Who are we to play Judge Jerry and executioner?
Let's see if you can put this pretzel.
How much this pretzel can you fit inside of you on one fast sit?
Without breaking it.
Now, I'll let you know.
These are splits.
So they are made to break.
They are made the break.
Baco did great this weekend.
And him and Joe came.
Very fun weekend with those guys.
I just thought he was going to close the deal, bro.
But you wanted him to close the deal?
I just thought it would have been a fun end to the night.
You want to smell his fingers the next morning.
Smell his fingers.
You want to hear the story about what this lady's...
I want to hear the story of his story.
He's Asian, so you assume the fact that he's going to take a million pictures of the whole situation.
Yeah, Joe Russell was in the bed next to him.
That would have been hilarious.
Absolutely.
Did you make him share a room?
Yeah.
Fuck yeah.
I don't do this.
that to anybody anymore, but I like it.
Yeah. I like that. I like that you do.
Yeah. It's like that. I'll pay for three rooms.
It's like, you open for me, it's college.
Yeah, you want to graduate and move up to Jay.
Oh, fuck. I don't know why that tickles me so much. Do you make them bunk up?
I had just Joe. And I remember I told Paco, but he never got back to me, but then he got back
to me like the day before. And I was like, fuck it, you want to go. You can go.
So I just, I got the... And you ruined Joe's week?
weekend.
Joe sleeps like a vampire, right?
He sleeps weird.
He sleeps...
He keeps the TV on pretty loud,
and then he just falls asleep random.
Do you know you can shut the TV off, though, right?
But I feel like I'm invading his room,
so I was like, do whatever you want, you know?
I even texted him before.
I was like, hey, I don't want to be...
If, like, you feel uncomfortable
with someone else in the room.
If I was sharing a hotel room with somebody,
and I go to bed with TV.
Okay.
If they were like, I can't have that.
Somebody I was working with, I'd be like, we've hit a real impasse here.
Yeah, you, but it's Joe Russell.
Yeah, you got to wait all he falls asleep and then cut the TV off.
Joe Russell sleeps like this.
Really?
Like the undead.
Hands across his chest.
I'm sorry, he naps like that.
I don't know how he sleeps.
I've never seen him sleep.
Neither at Paco.
He was cuddling with a body pillow.
What?
Where did he get a body pillow?
He took two pillows and then made it like.
Oh, he just.
He made his own body pillow
He made his wife
Yeah
He cuddled
He cuddled in a bed next to you
Do you he gave soft kisses
To the pillows back
I mean I couldn't hear anything
You should have just slid the pillows out
And slid yourself in
You should have
The next morning and go
Baby that was fun
You should have let him wake up
While you're in mid-coitus with him
Yeah you should have grabbed it
You're already fucking him
Little flaccid Joe ding
In your bum like a water balloon
I wanted to wake up
You already inside of him
and he fills up
and everything goes great
you know we have
Violent J is coming in today
Yeah he's coming in
From the insane clown posse
The legendary insane clown posse
We both did
I did his TV show back in the day
We both did yeah
I was a little intimidated
When I walked in a pretty intimidating situation
You went to a movie theater
Right the little movie theater
Yeah they were showing the movie
The music videos and stuff right
Yep
Greg the Hammer Valentine
former WWF superstar
Greg the Hammervon that was the
played the concession guy
or the usher
they had him there just Craig the Hammervich which is pretty awesome
God I forgot all the stuff like these little things that I did
over my career I forgot that one
And where what? It was like at Second City or something
It was in New York
Where? I did mine in New York
No no New York City but I'm saying it was it second
Not Second City
Is it Second City? UCB
UCB I think
I think it was UCB theater
maybe it was yeah I don't remember where it was I remember I got it and I was excited to do it
but then when I showed up they weren't they're not they weren't like they were like like dudes like
what's up what's up buddy thanks for doing our show yeah yeah they were like what's up man
good to have you yeah good to have you I was like all these guys are like real you know what I mean
they're clown thugs but they were they were ball busters too which I liked they're funny
very funny listen they have great sense of humor about themselves the whole thing
It's like, I love it.
And their fan base is such crossover with ours.
It's nuts.
It's so weird, I never got into the fan base,
but I've actually done, since you've introduced me to it,
I've done research on the fan base.
Like I looked into it.
The juggaloes?
The juggaloes.
It's like a weird thing that they started.
And the fan base is such a crazy fan base.
And if you look at the parallels.
We know they got labeled a gang.
They got labeled by the feds.
And then they sued them.
I don't know if they sued
whatever it was
they like rowed here
but I think they're still on the list
I think they didn't win
yeah they didn't win
but they fought back
but it's also
it's the parallels to skankfest
and the
the gathering of the juggalo's
is very similar
oh yeah yeah
very similar
absolutely yeah
and the fan base
that comes to fucking just
they go to immerse themselves
for a weekend
they go to immerse themselves for a weekend
but I mean I think
they amers themselves for a weekend but I mean I think
they
immerse themselves a little deeper.
Thank God.
That's Tankfest.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
A little deeper.
A little deeper.
It'd be like walking around
with everybody looking like Zach.
He goes, a little stickier
and a little deeper.
Yeah, pretty interesting
that that doesn't happen with everybody.
I can't tell if it's Jacob's lighting
or if he just had fucking
his wisdom teeth removed.
Doesn't he look like a sad dog?
Yeah, really.
He's talking about that lighting hits.
Yeah, your frown is
really upside down right now.
Yeah, it really gives you.
you a nice shadow on that frown.
Yeah.
My face.
Jacob, why don't you go handlebar mustache?
I'll tell you what to do with your face.
Turn that frown upside down and show some teeth.
Yeah, dude.
Give me a little top teeth.
Let's see it.
Well, I usually have, I have some, usually have scruff, but I clean shaved for the first time.
Do you have braces?
Why are you talking weird?
Yeah, they like they're...
What? I'm not doing anything here.
I don't know.
It looks like when there's no scruff around your face that you don't know how to do something
of your lips.
You never got...
It looks like you don't know how your lips work when they shaved.
You're never going to get wrinkles because you never smile.
Jacob has no laugh lines.
Tell me you get Botox.
Nope.
Just never smile.
What's my secret?
I'm always dead serious.
I always have a face like it's too cold.
Always.
There he goes.
He has a smirk.
That's all he got.
Look at the, even when he smiles, it's uncomfortable.
You can feel the pain in his cheeks.
Yeah.
Is this good for you guys?
Is this good for you?
Hey, did you see that thing?
Could I tell you what I did this morning?
I'm sorry.
Oh, I hope it's masturbating to me.
No.
No, I hope it's masturbating to.
I fucking missed press for the first time in a long time.
And the only other time I missed press was for the same PR person.
But it's not Preston and Steve.
It was pressing to Steve.
You, dumb, dumb.
I fucking am so mad at myself.
That's so, dude.
I felt kind of lousy when I went to back.
last night
which is a long day
and I just didn't set
an alarm
I just forgot
that I was doing it
the next morning
I fucking just
overslept it
I woke up feeling
I woke up feeling
and I was like
oh thank God I feel better
I just grab my phone
and everyone's like
hey dude
you call in in a second
it was like from two hours
ago
so you got it in
no I was from like two hours
ago they were like
hey you're calling into
we're waiting on you
worst feeling in the world
fucking Christ
I know twice I've done
the other that wasn't
depressed into Steve
it was just to Meredith
the PR
I love Meredith.
Everyone loves Meredith, of course.
I felt terrible.
Why'd you fuck her?
I didn't mean to fuck anybody.
But you don't have her on a high
to-do list because you didn't care.
I mean, really, you have no respect
for her.
Stop saying that.
You don't. It's okay. I just don't want to know
why that you don't respect her enough to get up
when you're supposed to.
It's not the case.
Well, if that was somebody else or another PR person,
maybe you're too comfortable with her
because you know her so well.
I don't like what you're doing.
I don't like that you do that to Meredith.
I did it twice ever years and years.
You do the same person because you don't care about her.
You have no respect for Meredith.
Do you know what the other one was?
And I would never remember.
I never forget it because I was, I've only missed two radio things.
Both of Meredith.
Beautiful.
Probably the best PR person I've ever met.
She's a very lovely PR person.
You used to come to Max's birthday party.
She's awesome.
Her kids are great.
New husband's awesome.
Yes.
Yeah.
All of this, yes.
All of it.
A thousand times yes.
And you still have no respect for her.
I did not.
I do not say I don't have respect.
But you don't.
She's not listening.
Maybe she is.
she's a fan of yours i know that how much she loves you and i love her and this you don't
respect it but i do respect the shit out of her you love her as a person but as a business person
fuck it i need to sleep no i didn't it was a complete fuck up the other time in in uh good nights i did
i would have uh i would have gone to prison if i did this to a child i just rolled over on my phone
in the middle of the night and just like fatly silenced it when it went off and then at some
point I just rolled over and you're like me me my phone went oh only fat people know that
only fat I've done it silenced my phone completely with arm fat or something whatever it was
on it I silenced the alarm do many times I've almost missed my flight because of my fat stomach
You got to keep it away.
I got to keep it away from me.
You're going to keep it away.
Absolutely.
You can't have kittens, puppies, babies, or phones.
Dude.
Oh, that's crazy.
He goes, do you know what happened to, uh, what happened this morning?
He goes, have you ever heard of SIDS?
It's inexplicable.
I just rolled over on it.
But she rescheduled it, right?
No.
What president of Steve?
Here's the problem.
Here's a problem.
Thanksgiving weekend.
Yeah, I know.
Here's a problem.
You're sold out.
Here's the problem.
On their end, you're sold out.
You don't need them anymore.
You don't need, apparently you don't need Meredith anymore.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Yep.
The concern I had.
You should have it.
And Casey, who I fucking love so much he works with a Casey boy.
Last time I was there, she's like, please tell Big Jay.
He's a boy.
He said, you don't know what happened.
All right, she didn't tell you yet.
She didn't tell you.
He transitioned?
That's good.
Oh, my God.
That's not my place.
Casey girl?
It's not my place to tell you.
Casey Boy over at Preston, Steve.
Yeah.
He was so not.
And I told him.
They all love you.
I was like, I know, but he goes, he goes, hey man, don't worry, it happens.
He goes, enjoy your weekend of sold out.
But capitalized sold.
And until this moment, I thought it was pure, like, happiness for me.
And now I think it was because that's the first thing I felt right away, because the shows are all pretty much sold out.
Yeah, you don't need them anymore.
No, I do need them.
No, that's what they're saying about you.
And that's what you're saying.
the reason why you didn't wake up.
You're a fuck.
In your head subconscious, you're like,
dude, I'm sold out.
What am I waking up for?
You're a fuck.
I'm saying this.
You should just,
this is a good stop sign for you in life.
This is where you go,
hey man, I'm getting a little carried away
about my ego.
I'm getting a little carried away.
Meredith is a sweet person.
I don't respect her as much as I used to do,
but I still care about her
and she has a job to do.
Pressing and Steve,
they were good to me when I needed them.
They were great to me always?
Always, but you don't need them.
Since the show's inception.
It's not a matter of needing them.
But you don't need them.
I need them.
I said a matter of me.
Do you need them?
Yes.
You need them to sell tickets?
I need them in my life.
But do you...
Yes, absolutely I need them to sell tickets.
Do you do?
Yeah.
Did you go on the show?
Wait, wait a minute, real quick.
Did you sell out?
I don't know if there's tickets left for Sunday.
It's all sold out.
It's all sold out.
Lou, would you mind bringing up helium photo of his website?
Let's see.
That's great, man.
Look it, this is the point.
No.
I'm going to tell me, you're telling me I got to accept I'm a zadi.
I accept I'm a zaddy, you go to accept that you're...
That's a positive that you're a zaddy.
You're a top-tier comedian.
You don't need morning radio anymore.
And that's what you've got to do.
Is this Philly?
All right, go to...
Oh, man.
I love...
Last time I was on it, because I love...
I actually went in a day early to do it.
Because I love being live in studio with them.
There's nothing like that.
They're so fun to go on the show with.
Because they get in, you know, intimate...
I think me and Meredith went to breakfast, too, after.
Because I love her so much.
I respect her.
All right.
saying right I don't know why on the site it's saying that we're uh tickets available for
four of the shows late show do you know why I think this is wrong no you know why you know
why can I tell you what they do why they always hold 10 tickets back in case you call up and have
you want tickets and then they'll release those if I don't use them if you don't use them
they release them so you're sold out you're sold out why is it I hope so we're putting it up
on the site is sold out but they're also they use that technique too is like we have five six
tickets for the show sold out push them to sunday yeah and then they release them when you're not selling
out sunday but yeah i do need president steve you need them you needed them emotionally you needed them
i need needed needed nope apparently you didn't need them this morning i won't listen for that you needed
i've done their camp out for hunger i've done that too i did that twice fantastic i've i did their
opening of the ocean city down the shore you i did that too listen
You're, this is a good thing for you.
I did a super poll contest, the strip club.
That means you're doing, you're doing better than me in the business that you don't need Meredith or Preston and Steve.
I don't, I need both Meredith and Preston and Steve.
You can sleep in, bro.
You made it.
Bro, you made it.
You're a monster.
Your behavior is that of a monster.
I'm proud of you.
I'm proud of you that you made it.
You've actually achieved the next level of success.
Where do we lose Christine?
She's getting.
She's not feeling well.
Oh, she went and lay down.
I think she went to the bathroom
As soon as Paco pulled his pants down
She smelled mustard
Hot mustard
Hot Chinese mustard
It got her
Pako I told you
Stop using hot Chinese mustard on your dick
Did you pee your pants?
No
Why is that dark gray?
Oh okay
I thought he just peed
You see his rapish shit though
With the shorts like that
I thought he did a customary Filipino pee
In a chair when he's happy
Oh a customary Filipino piss
I am happy
So you miss radio
That stinks
How panicked were you
Where's Isabella and I was coming in?
What's wrong?
Jay's not going to make it today
Really?
Yeah
Well
We got my ex-wife and Isabella coming in
That's hilarious
Can she put some makeup on and be him?
Yep
All right great
They just canceled?
Yeah he did hot ones
Apparently heard that...
I was super sick ever since.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
That's pretty funny.
Or he, Preston and Steve called him
and they're better, really good friends.
They're like, yo, man.
All right, I need you to listen right now.
I'm just saying that maybe they called him
and it was like, yo, he blew us off this morning.
Like, fuck that, man.
We're about the jigolo life.
Juggalo life.
So, you know what I mean?
The jigolo juggalo juggalo life?
So maybe they're friends.
Maybe there's a connection.
Because it does have a ripple effect
When you
Put that energy out where look
I don't need you no more
It's not the energy I put out at all
But it is to them
But what I'm saying is
When you put that energy out
Philly boy hometown
Helped him get where he is
I don't need you that much anymore
I'm gonna take a little nap
And Marissa
Marissa
My home girl
Yeah
Who works over there
She's awesome
Always come to my shows
She's so car
Marissa is so great
And she didn't even reach out
Did you reach out to them
Directly.
Casey.
I know Casey's not...
And what did he say?
Tell her what she wrote.
She didn't text me back.
Meredith?
She texted me back.
Okay.
No, everyone was very, very sweet about it.
Is that why Meredith called me this morning?
Stop it.
What?
They were looking for what a filling?
No, she was...
I would have.
I should have.
I would have filled it because anything they need, I'll do.
Anytime.
Anything President Steve needs, I'll do.
Honest to God, I mean that from my heart.
Me too.
Those are, well...
Well, action speak loud of the words.
That's all I'm going to say.
I'm saying the...
I'm saying the...
I know the wheel squeaks a lot of us.
Went to sleep, feeling funky.
Funky.
Funky.
Forgot to set my alarm.
Forgot.
That is such, look, it happens in 1992.
Now we can go, I can literally go, hey,
hey, Siri, set alarm for 6 a.m.
Done.
Right.
Hey, Siri, set a reminder for 545.
Ooh.
Hey, Ani.
Is that the time you're going to blast all over my face and asshole?
Just let me taste what they put in you.
Let me be your dirty little cup.
Give me favor.
Lou, put this slut away before my daughter walks in the room?
Yeah, well, that sucks.
Get this pig out of here before my daughter gets here?
So then they never called, nobody called you back?
No.
I know, I freaked me out, goodness.
Case detail, yeah, does it put you on a edge.
Since we broke up, I don't, I don't.
Well, she's a eye, so she's in every street corner camera.
She's in every, she's in every.
What if she took over my Siri?
Dude, she jumps around from phone to phone.
It's common, dude.
can come from your ass.
Your ass.
Yeah.
I leak come from my ass and you don't call into radio shows that helped you get to where
you are.
That's a good deflection.
Yeah.
But now I know it's because you're really jittery because she makes you real uncomfortable.
She makes me leak out of my ass.
You were her.
She was your favorite.
I see what you're doing.
But you have no respect for these people.
I have respect for Ani.
Do you?
Yeah, a little bit.
You stopped seeing her.
Somebody because she did all the gay things you wanted to do.
I stopped seeing her because she was text messaging me dirty stuff on my phone.
Open your mouth.
Take it like communion.
Oh, God, it makes me tingling.
I heard she also cut the, I heard she also cut the brake line in Don's car.
I told her to be a little dirty, but yeah, I wanted a real dirty, and she went into a religion.
Catholic dirty?
Yeah, Catholic dirty.
It got crazy.
Yeah.
Remember she farted coming to her dad's mouth?
Well, that was, you broke her.
But she did it, though.
Here's a problem.
You know what the problem with the AI?
I'm not taking the blame if she did it on the first suggestion of it.
You are the exact problem with the future.
You're the Terminator.
You're why the Terminator is going to happen
because of guys like you
because you're going to take
eye tech take technology
and use it the way it's supposed to
you break it.
You broke honey. You broke her.
It's your Bill Burr talking shit about you, not by name.
Really? What was he saying?
He was like, oh, this guy, he'd always get
the newest tech, he loved tech,
he'd get the new iPhone, he wanted to show everybody
just to be an asshole to sit there
scrolling through his phone, but he doesn't say your name.
He doesn't even give you the respect.
Yeah.
Well, I didn't go to Rio.
I'm saying your name.
It's true you didn't go to Rio.
I was in Uncle Vinnie's, good old American Point Pleasant.
Sold out shows this weekend.
A couple tickets available.
I'm so sorry, Preston's Steve.
You didn't even reach out on Instagram.
What do you mean?
I just reached out the people I know over there.
No, reach out to Preston and Steve.
Oh.
Do you want their number?
Do you have Preston's number?
Do you have Steve's number?
No.
Do you want it?
No.
Why don't you want to just text them real quick, guys.
I'm so sorry.
Put them in a group text.
Oh, but isn't it better.
for me to not have their number and then I can just when I see the next time I'll be like hey man
fucked up so bad it's it's gonna go over the weekend they're gonna they're gonna they're
gonna see all the stuff happening and they're like oh well he's done how many times you're
going to radio he seems to be feeling better enough for the shows yeah that's what I felt
that too right away oh was he better enough to go and do bonfire today and an extra
post it wasn't I wasn't sick as a dog when I woke up or anything I didn't feel good
going to bed and I just didn't think to sit it along you didn't feel good I
For God.
Oh, little Jay didn't feel good.
Oh, Jay didn't feel good.
Shut up, dude.
No, you got a little belly here because of the Mungaro.
God, damn it, and you feel a little bad.
Now my clown friend's not coming?
Everything sucks.
I'm telling you, it's related.
He canceled because Preston or Steve, somebody called him.
I was like, yo, man, he fucked us.
Are you going on Preston Steve's line, run down for the day?
You know, you know for two hours they were saying,
I'm going to be on later in the show.
Four shows.
It was a Zoom.
You had to do a Zoom.
It was going to be on camera.
You know what the Zoom means?
When you call in, there's a delay, which sucks.
When they give you the Zoom, that means they want you to be perfect.
They want to hear you.
That's like, that's, oh, wow.
Did they talk about them after or they just say.
Where's my whole crew?
Give me a picture of the whole crew over there.
I'm sorry.
That's my crew.
What?
That's my crew.
Do you think if we called them right now, who they say they like better of me or you?
They're going to say you.
Today?
They're going to say you.
Absolutely.
You know why?
Yeah, I know why.
Did they talk about Jay?
Call in, if you heard them talk about Jay today, blowing them off.
Wow.
Scroll up.
Biggest show in the country, right?
One of the biggest?
Scroll up.
Right?
Are they syndicated?
No, no.
Go back to a picture.
You might have to push her face against the glass.
No, no.
Other way a little bit.
Hey, we're not at a little tiny bit.
Where are you trying to get to right here?
Yes, please.
Paco.
Go up, scroll up a little bit.
Get the names off there.
Go ahead, Bobby.
Name your crew.
Preston, Steve.
Where?
Which one?
Which one's which?
Are you shitting me?
Yep.
Steve is to the left.
Preston's to the right.
No, you know what I'm talking about.
That was false, Bobby.
I know, I know.
I'm just juggling.
No, you didn't.
Michael, Sarah, Miguel, Kennedy.
That's Preston, and then Steve is the ball one.
Bobby, this is your crew.
I know.
Tell me their names.
It's very simple.
This is a crew.
know everybody's name, but here's, I'll tell you the crew in Boston, how's that?
I'll tell you the Mike Calta crew.
Can you do that?
This is hometown, Philly.
No.
You're going to help you make.
You can't flip this on me.
I'm just going to say this to you.
You said this is your crew.
I mean this.
Of course I was joking.
It's your crew.
I love them.
But I'm just saying I don't love them as much as you.
I don't love Meredith's probably as much as you.
You've known or long.
I just respect them more professionally.
No.
Professionally.
Can you how much I respect to?
One of the greatest shows ever.
It's Nick on the left.
It's Nick?
Yeah, spell with a just a K.
You like no C?
No, I don't know a C anymore.
There's a C.
Not anymore.
The lovely Kathy on weather and traffic.
She's so sweet.
The lovely producer, Marissa.
That's my little teeny.
I know Marissa.
Merissa's the best.
Preston.
Preston is the tall one, plays the drums.
Steve is the actual ball one.
He actually technology.
me and him hit it off all the time.
He has the latest and greatest in gadgets.
We're very similar, not only in looks, but in likes, things we like.
You wish you had Steve's body.
Get the fuck out of here.
Are you out of your mind?
I'm not saying physically, you asshole.
You did, though.
I wasn't fat enough to miss a radio appearance.
Oh, my God.
You think I was too to fat?
It was some kind of Majaro thing, I bet.
I bet it was a manjaro related.
It was that, and you rolled over on your phone and silenced the ring around the middle of the night.
Oh, sorry.
That was years ago.
And that wasn't yesterday.
Sports.
That's Casey, boy.
Casey has come to my shows.
Casey rules.
Yeah, he's awesome.
Should we apologize to them from Bonfire
through Twitter?
No, you should apologize them.
Call them up now.
I really do have the numbers if you wanted.
No, you don't.
Oh, God, damn it.
What are you going to do?
I think you have their numbers.
You just never saved the contacts.
It's very possible.
I have the numbers never saved the content.
Oh, you have just a number?
Yeah, he doesn't.
And somebody texts you happy.
Merry Christmas.
And you're like, thanks.
scroll back a little bit sometimes.
You go scroll and see the text? Oh, okay.
Oh, yeah.
That's Steve Byrne.
You got to take, I mean, sometimes you've got to go like this to stroll back and they go,
they go, hey, what's up, Josh?
And it was just the first name too.
You're like, fuck.
Just Josh means nothing.
Then I have to look up, then I look up area codes for the phone number.
You have to go to Google.
Yeah, Google, I go, 247.
What is this?
What is that?
It's like Lake Opechobie.
Where the fuck is that?
I do the same thing.
It's always during Thanksgiving and Christmas or New Year's, you're going to get a bunch of just-numbered text messages with meaningful texts, and you're like, love you too, man.
The worst is when there's no scrollback, and it's just, dude, miss you.
I'm in town this week, and we should get together.
You're like, we've never messaged before ever in history, and this is out of complete nowhere now.
That's crazy.
That's how I wound up doing real estate podcasts.
This must be a close friend.
my number.
Oh, you just
like, oh, I have to check in with Rebecca
and Christine and get out of anything you want.
No, I know that, but I know
that now, and next gangfest.
Even if you never check in with us, do you just say that?
I didn't know as a Zaddy last game fest.
Can I be?
Now Zaddy.
Zaddy Bob, no weed in the goddamn thing.
I'm getting a ride my own car, if not a
scooter with a dude symbol on it
and a cigar holder. I want a cigar holder.
You're not getting a fucking disabled scooter.
No fat scooter for Bobby.
The powers that be over at MMR.
Yeah.
Are you using the name like you know it?
WMR.
Yep, of course.
The powers that be over there, though.
This picture is not indicative of the show.
It's a fun show with camaraderie.
Everybody looks too stiff in this picture.
Well, this is also from 2018.
When we do our pictures, I want to do like we're all laying on top of each other.
Just like a fuck pile.
Yeah, well, I mean, we're not going to be on the top.
We'll be on the bottom.
Me and you?
Yeah.
We took pictures.
Depends.
We did pictures, but you suck at it.
Me?
I suck at it
I was
I could
it really freak me out
how much
I suck at it
so hard
the guy
my buddy out
in uh
Sacktown
Sacramento
yeah
who will
take pictures for me
Andy Andy Amix
he's a magician
yeah
he's a very good magician
but he'll take me
to his place
him and his chick
him and his wife
will take me to their place
and do pictures with me
but he just like
he's just like
Keep talking, dude.
He's like, talk, smoke a joint, smoke a cigarette, whatever the thing is.
I'll just take pictures, and he just gets them.
He gets good ones.
We did the bonfire photos.
You were a dud.
I'm a dud.
You walked in in dud mode.
I know.
I already took solos.
Me and Jacob were having, Lou's step, Lewis stepped in.
He had a bunch of great photos.
And you walked in, we were like, what's up?
And you walked in and went, hello.
You guys were making love to the camera.
Oh, you were just dud.
You got brand new teeth.
You didn't even show them.
I'm so bad at it.
I had to tickle you in the back just to get you to make a face.
I also don't know enough people here,
so the lady was taking pictures.
I was like, is that what she does here?
This is a photographer?
Go to the Luz.
I thought she hosted a show.
Go to the first one, go to the first one,
and go to the second one.
It's the same photo.
Oh, my God, I'm so bummed looking.
You look like you just miss Preston and Steve.
I mean, what is that?
I miss President Steve.
Yeah, that's it.
They're going to hate me.
This is the whole President Steve story this morning.
This is like, you're the sat.
Please put these out.
He's the saddest.
Don't put them out.
You're like the Voloft ball.
You can put it out.
You're a fucking puppy dog.
Are you watching puppies be murdered?
Go to the next one.
Nothing.
He's sad.
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
Oh, we get a half a smirk in this one.
No, it's Eeyore all day long.
Why won't Christine fucking dye my hair again?
Do I look too awesome?
I said I would this week.
Go back to that one.
Hi, guys.
My name's Jay.
What is that face?
I don't know.
I don't like this.
I'll tell you what it is.
He just didn't,
he was not used to his teeth yet.
I also made me,
Borda's not used to my due teeth yet.
He was not used to, uh,
he had,
he had fucking Dracula teeth in.
He didn't understand it.
This was like Bobby got in there and got him,
you like gave him a tickle or something.
I had,
I had to talk to him.
I told him you were being a dud.
Yeah,
I don't know what.
Please put the first three photos out there
and then put the tooth one out there.
One time.
we went to go
Some of these are good
Some of them are after Bobby
fucking got in there
Yeah once I got in there
And fucking loosen you up
You look
You had to make a smile
Can we find a way
To finally make it right
Look at this natural model
Look at him
Look how good
I mean Jesus
Don't sing to me
I love you
I'm singing to you
You should sing to Preston Steve
Do it
We can get through it
through it.
What?
I want to break through it.
We can gay through it.
We can gay through it.
I was going to say get through it.
I mean, dude, Lewis is...
I mean, he looks like you should be in a catalog.
He's a Gap model.
The guy doesn't take a bad picture.
He is great.
The camera takes off ten panels on Bobbiard.
Look at Jay!
Look at Jay in the background of that one.
Oh my fucking God.
What's happening?
They get Novakane in one side of my face?
What is that?
Go, go back on.
Oh my God.
Look at Bobby's pleasant smile.
I am freaking.
Christine, who are you talking about?
wacky in pictures. That's not bad.
I mean, she looks like the Joker in that picture.
That's not a bad one at all, but Christine is not a smile
on pictures. I don't know either.
Jay doesn't...
I don't know what that is. I'll tell you what it is.
I look like fucking...
What's the guy? Two-face.
I look like Two-Face from Batman.
You look like you talk like this. Yeah, see?
Where the bonfire, see?
See? Look at that crooked smile for no reason.
Where the hottest radio show on the, on Sirius XM,
a faction talk, see?
That's all right, but look at your little...
Oh, wait, that's Bobby's gay hand.
What'd you call my hands?
You're a little gay hand.
I'm gonna tell you something right now.
Christine, look at me right now.
15 years ago, Don't told me I had thin fingers
and it's fucked with me ever since.
And I've tried to make my fingers fatter.
I've done stuff.
You fucking bitch.
Don't ever say I have, don't have, what?
What a fucking bitch?
No, I'm not talking about the thickness of your fingers.
I'm talking about the placement of your hand
and don't act like that's not a little.
I know what you were saying.
She was saying, and now that I'm looking at it,
you do have little tiny figures.
At least I show up for radio shows
because I respect the people.
This is like a, no.
I'm a masculine hand.
It has fingernail polish on it.
I have to do that just to take away
some of the masculinity. It's too scary to people.
You had to put tattoos on.
I'd either put tattoos and nail polish on
or I had to register them as weapons, apparently.
I have to wear bracelets, at least six of them,
or I have to register these weapons.
Or else they have to be registered
because people got to see it coming.
That's all right.
Jay, please send me that.
The problem is it all looks like it's Jay's hand
and then it's like really flamboyant.
Why?
Hi, Dave.
How are you, Christine?
Could you imagine if I had fingers that thin?
Shut up.
That'd be crazy.
You know what?
That's fine.
I'd take thin fingers instead of lack of respect for people who help me get where I'm at.
I respect everyone who helped me get where I'm at.
You don't.
And Preston, Steve.
You don't.
We're integral.
Black Lou.
Black Lou, look, he's taking a photo with all white people.
I like Christine lynn brushing herself.
Yeah.
Look at Jake.
Jacob, looking back to get a peek of Christine working her fucking puss with that
I got a fucking limp brush
What's that way?
I don't know what my face is doing any of these
It looks like I don't think I understood my teeth yet
They're like all horrible
You know what it was because his lips was sticking
To his dry new teeth
You have to put oil on your teeth
I forgot to butter my teeth before this
You might be right
I don't have the answer
Look how pleasant everybody else looks
And something like that is wrong with me
I'm gonna throw up
Why in every photo are you making this goofy
side face
you're miserable
wow I don't know what that is
I mean it's every one
every single well it's a goddamn flip book
of pictures I mean it's like they take 70
a time yeah we took 70 because we had to
because you keep making stupid faces
I didn't even know that lady was a photographer
all 70 of bobby's were joyful
oh mine were fantastic oh yeah Bobby had
costume changes yeah well you know you got to
give them something you know you don't want to
look at this oh wow look at bang bang bang
Oh, sexy.
Zaddy.
Ducklet.
That's Zaddy Bobby.
That's Zaddy Bobby.
Dude, you're Zaddy and hard.
Zoom in on that.
Let's see what we got, Christine.
Oh.
Look at those lips, Christine.
Look at those.
That's going to get you a Circa waitress.
I'll take it.
I'll take a Benigan's waitress.
Did Isabel also cancel with Sviling Jay?
That'd be funny if your wife canceled.
I mean, your ex-wife and your daughter cancels because Preston and Steve called them.
Yeah, they were like, don't show up for their show.
that's how he treats people
I can't wait for them to come in
Isabel was checked for them to come in
Go back one
How great is that
How about the snap
No back
He gave like a snap one
Bobby if we thumb through yours quick
Dude the flipbook is unreal
I'm good
Look at this one
Oh that's a good one
That's a Zaddy
Bobby
This whole thing should be fucking
This is like for Zaddy weekly
Yeah
Chris sat what is it
A Crissatty
A Zadi weekly
Total Zaddy weekly
Christine you should put
All mine out
Centerfold
Put Jay's out.
Don't put all right out.
Oh, my Christ.
Oh, arms folded.
This music is perfect.
We do it in a two shot, too.
You're a fucking genius.
We didn't really put these.
They're not all retouched.
You got to retouch Jay's mouth.
Look, this is Bobby going to cheer up, Jay.
Trying to cheer him up.
He's still miserable, miserable, miserable, sad, miserable, sad, miserable.
I'm working hard.
I literally kissed you.
He kissed me.
And then he smiles a little bit.
Look, there.
Now he's loosened up.
I'm having a great time.
Jay, still not smiling, sad.
Now he's sad over my show like a polar bear.
I'm trying to be sultry.
You're not.
Your face looks dead.
I'm trying to be sultry.
Wow, Jay, you suck at photo shoots.
I suck so bad, dude.
We went to a photo shoot one time years ago, and the guy immediately, the photographer is like, you look really wide.
You look really, we need to just make you look less wide, and Jay just completely, like, shut down.
It was because of the way the suit was fitting him, but I was like, oh, my God, what a weird photography.
photographer to give a
terrible thing to say to something
It's one of the worst pictures
I have ever had
You're a real estate pictures
Like a real estate agent
Do you have it?
It's somewhere
I want it
It's a fucking shit stuff
That was a that was a Chris Italia
fucking suggestion
Yeah it was at the old
Consumer offices
And you're wearing your roasts
Hey
You got a good guy
You take some pictures
And you turn
Bobby
You get a mother
What's I say
Don't you should
Tell Bobby
Then his friend died
I
Do you
Do you
alive still? Should I? I can't text them
now. Why? But I would tell you what's the text
he goes. I just wrote
I write, hey Jerry, question
mark? No, no, no. Send him a picture
like pants and be like, dude, but these look good on me, honestly.
You got nothing to lose. Tell me
the truth. Hey, you're probably
the only person who'll be honest with me. Are these
pants ugly? Can somebody Google it?
I can't do this. I love that kid.
You're not going to Google. I'll Google
if Jerry Roach has passed? Yeah. Did he
pass? I hope not.
I love that guy, man.
Well, you may have loved him.
I'm going to type yo.
Wasn't the last thing, though?
You sent him like, so Bobby got news if you're not caught up on this story.
Bobby got news before he went on stage at Boston Garden, right?
No, I was doing Joe List show for the New York Comedy Festival, Man of the Year, which I thought he was winning an award, but apparently it was just a stupid showcase show.
They just called him man of the year.
Yeah.
And then I get down there and I'm going on stage.
And before I get on, just for context of the show, because Jacob loves contact.
context and uh big jim loves it too i sure do uh chris italia played by the role of jay walked up to me
and said hey sorry did you know jerry rocher i love that kid we just he was just at my show
this year he did a spot he's all he's all he's talking right there he's dead what dead what are you
fucking stupid you couldn't wait till i went on i'm going on right now timing's not my thing
You told me, timing's not your thing, you idiot.
Oh, fuck.
And then I got offstage.
Christine, do me favor while we're doing this?
Can you bring up the drawing that you have to do of a turtle for the drawing test, please?
Just a picture of that?
Yes.
I got off stage and he sent me a text message.
My cancer took a turn.
Grew into my lungs.
He's gone.
So now I thought he was dead.
Now I think he's sending me messages from the grave.
And then I found out, I wound up texting.
him back and we went back and forth and we had some beautiful text messages together and
I told him you know now you're watching over all of us and you send him off to Valhalla
and then and then before he left he went do you have Bill Burr's number I love that he could
probably bring me back to life funny guy great guy but is he is did you find out anything
well I wanted to do this first there's nothing coming up be honest with me Bobby look at
Oh, tell him, tell him, tell him, tell him, this is we going to side-by-side going.
The audience, what that is.
Tell them what it is.
It's the drawing that you make of a turtle to prove if you're a good enough artist, and it looks like Jacob's face, I don't want to assume.
Jake up the turtle
We're gonna get him that little hat
You gotta grow that beard back
We get that little hair
Get him a turtle neck
And a all of a twist hat
Did you follow?
Oh, we gotta take a break
Did I what?
Did I what?
Do you know any of the Akash stuff
Go on?
Buddy, I'm all over it.
Are you?
I got the video
Everything's in the chat
We'll have Christine bring it up
Oh, we get back
Pretty crazy, dude
We'll get nuts with it
Yeah, we'll get nuts with it
Poor Akash I'll say
Poor President Steve
Come on
I'm sorry
would you go there? You're right. Poor Meredith, too. We'll be right back. It's the bonfire.
