The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Disrespecting Morning Radio

Episode Date: December 3, 2025

Preston and Steve are an institution of morning radio in the Philadelphia area. Big Jay has sold out shows at Philly Helium this weekend. Jay overslept his appearance on Preston & Steve to promote h...is shows. Bobby contends that he purposefully disrespected them because he doesn't need morning radio anymore. | Paco does a gig with Bob and impresses him with his ability to talk to women. Jay and Bob draw pictures of what they think Paco would look like naked and then Paco gets nude to remove all doubt! *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly. Body brain, body brain, body brain, body brain, body brain, body brain. R. T. is way up high. Mm-mm-mm. I remember everything. Oh, yeah. My estrogen's high, too. I got tits and testosterone. Tone. Who's that, Paco? Yeah. Dude, that was good. It was all right. That was pretty great. I love you. And you picked the right day. You're going to get signed to Cyclone.
Starting point is 00:00:30 Acopathic records. Throw some fucking clown makeup on you, dude. This close to doing it. Huh. I was this close to doing it today. Today? Yeah, but we had the pre-post thing part of disease show at the Tic Tac Mackerec. Wagon, Duggo Bone.
Starting point is 00:00:47 Maybe one of the funniest things I'd ever been a part of in podcasting. Why is he always going to dress like he's a crab fisherman? Oh, Paco? Yeah, he just came back from the docks throwing and catching fish in Seattle. Yeah, what are you doing? doing he's an immigrant he's gonna bring the rest of his family over here what are you carouling lesbians into bars late at night when he gets enough money yeah i don't fuck with paco no more nope paco's one toughest dudes i know now i don't mess with him all weekend i didn't mess
Starting point is 00:01:12 him at all nope fuck that shit it really bum me out how tough i saw paco at skankfest i know i want to make fun of him so much for his little pants but what if he fights me for 35 minutes yeah 35 minutes and then tap out that kind of endurance yeah he just tapped out to just do video by the way Not even an unmasculine move. Got it close to the end and then just went, I'm out. And I was like, yeah. I would have done that 75 minutes ago. My God, he was throwing punch after punch after punch.
Starting point is 00:01:42 And he just kept going. Yeah. It's a jungle in a motor. I found that he's, you're Hawaiian? No. Like I said, I found nothing out about Paco. What the fuck? Filipino and Japaneseo?
Starting point is 00:01:56 Yeah. I'd tell you what, oh. Paco this weekend. Oh. O Paco O This weekend O
Starting point is 00:02:03 Thank you We were trying to In Spanish please We had to go get Hot Dog O's Who had to At this place Oh
Starting point is 00:02:09 There's no such thing As I had to get a hot dog There's a hot dog There's a hot dog place In Rhode Island One of the places You gotta go to It's called
Starting point is 00:02:14 I don't know Onli Olenny NY system Yeah whatever Okay And they're like You gotta go
Starting point is 00:02:23 You gotta go Joe Russell's wife And she started Some utilities company Yeah it's weird And we walked in And we're sitting down one in the morning. It's open all night.
Starting point is 00:02:31 How big are these bad boys? Yeah, little dogs, chilly. Skinny longs? Skinny longs. I like that, though. You get a couple then. Dude, I love a hot dog. You got to get a couple of them. So we sit down. We don't know what to order. I'm talking to the guy next to me, sailboat operator from Newport, Rhode Island, rich guy. It's a lot of information
Starting point is 00:02:47 from just sitting at a hot dog place at 1 a.m. You know I'm personable? You really are. I really love small talk. I'm not going to let a situation pass me by. You know what situation you let pass by today because of our long talk yesterday? what the fucking leather jackets out and you're accepting zaddy hood i'm accepting zaddyhood i think you're accepting zaddyhood you're a zaddy yeah you fucking know it yeah wait to see my new jacket that's
Starting point is 00:03:11 coming you got a new zaddy jacket i got a new zaddy i got three new zaddy jackets shut up oh i won't shut up because i'm a fucking zaddy you shut up i'm a zaddy too though yeah you are a zaddy you're a fatty too fatty zaddy we're both fatty zaddies fattie fatties dude this guy i'm telling you right now Yeah, we're at the heavy end of Zaddy for sure. Yeah, we're hanging on to Zaddy. We're hanging on to Zaddy. You were not a Zaddy on your six fat. No.
Starting point is 00:03:39 You were not a Zaddy. I was a faddy Zaddy. No, no Zaddy at all. I was just to cheese it. You could get, you could have gotten asked because of your charisma. Yep. Personality position. Yep.
Starting point is 00:03:50 But it was not at all for your looks in that moment. No, they would have regretted it as soon as we were done. Absolutely. Right. Now, Zaddy. Yeah. To the max. To the max.
Starting point is 00:04:00 For the max. Can you change it to another... Zaddy to the dawn. No, not that way. Until the break of dawn. Yeah, no, that bums me out. To the ultimate max, until the break of dawn. Christine, is he telling the truth right now?
Starting point is 00:04:13 Total zaddy. Really? You think... Well, Christine never gives me compliments. That's not true. She never gives me... She gives me... Oh, that looks like...
Starting point is 00:04:22 But she never, like, gives me like... Like, I'll say to Christine, you look beautiful today. No, you have your jacket and your hat the other day when Lucid and I said, Bobby, it's a really go look for you. Yeah. Oh, yes, you did. Okay. Total zaddy.
Starting point is 00:04:34 All right. I'm in. That's all I want. Big time zaddy vibes. Sometimes you're going to drag it out of Christine. Big time zaddy vibes. That's what I want. Right there, those little dimples and those high cheekbones that pop out.
Starting point is 00:04:44 This guy, this Paco guy, buddy, there's a middle-aged Boston chick at the end of the bar. I thought she was with this big dude she was with, right? So we kind of go around her and sit at the bar. I look over. Paco is just. fucking talking it up. Oh, Pacco will chat up a bitch. Buddy.
Starting point is 00:05:03 I've seen this happen a lot. Actually, anytime he's going on the row with me, he'll chat up a chick for sure. This girl was very pretty middle-aged woman, but hot, you know. I look over, she's sideways just dishing into a bowl of chili, chatting it up with Paco. And Paco's talking about like they've known each other for years. The whole time we were at this hot dog place. And she wanted to fuck him. She wanted Paco.
Starting point is 00:05:26 Yeah. And he was like, all right, nice to meet. take care really and we were like what are you doing bro Uber home Was she hot I mean she was hot enough
Starting point is 00:05:37 at fucking one in the morning in Rhode Island at a hot dog place That's fair enough Yeah the hotness factor goes down A little bit I don't know how the surning Paco is But I've seen Paco yeah Paco just start chatting up a chick
Starting point is 00:05:47 Girls love Paco What are you doing after this Kind of thing like getting the next plans I heard her go So what are you Filipino And is that the Asian pot Oh well he's not gonna fuck that She was kind of hot.
Starting point is 00:06:00 I like that voice. That doesn't sound hot what you're describing right there. I like it. Something she's leading it over stickers. Paco, why didn't you fuck that old lady in, uh... Paco, why didn't you fuck my coochie that night? By what Bobby's describing is making me feel like, I get why you didn't.
Starting point is 00:06:14 She was an old gris lady, yeah? No, she was cute. She was attractive for an older lady, but still like you could see where... Not your thing. Yeah. What do you mean? Where it was like rusted? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:25 She's going to be rusted out. Wait, how old is Paco? 35? 35 he's 50 oh that's hilarious that's how Paco is still for somebody's at about 25 maybe 26 you can't tell you'll never tell he'll be that way for a next 30 years until it's not yeah until it it all goes bad quick well the hair goes on those guys yeah and then the next thing you know he's got one of those long beards and he's making he grab a stone from his hand yeah he's got a mole with a hair coming out of it yeah his voice stops lining up with his mouth movements
Starting point is 00:06:50 oh her voice was a little rusty it was she was like listen you want some of my chili It's kind of heavy Boston too sometimes Yeah But I said Paco I've seen When we go on the road Paco I said to chat up a chick Yeah Paco chat up a chick
Starting point is 00:07:07 No I stop I'm impressed with that I stopped No dude you did not that night You were yapping the whole time I was being friendly I wasn't chatting her up She was fucking into you
Starting point is 00:07:17 She wanted you I don't know about that Are you out of your mind She was bummed out when we left She was like You gotta go You gotta go Are you questioning Bobby's
Starting point is 00:07:25 Knowing if this girl wanted You were not That's true Because Bobby is laying pretty hard at this girl out in Vegas, one in him. And now I'm starting a question. You're saying I should question Bobby's vision of somebody. No, not at all.
Starting point is 00:07:38 Bobby, well, Joe also was on Bobby's side. And I have a terrible awareness of if a girl's into me or not. Really? Yeah. But I said you are a guy. I've seen it. You do chat up chicks, which I think's impressive in a world. Like, I'm bad at that.
Starting point is 00:07:50 Just cold talking a chick. But he also chats up children. He's just a chatty Kathy. He's just a chatty Kathy. Yeah, Panko will talk to anybody But you guys were yapping the whole time We actually stopped We just were letting you do your thing
Starting point is 00:08:05 Because we thought you were scoring We thought you were getting it in I thought I was just entertaining Joe Because I saw Joe laughing out the side We were howling When she started like yelling out She was MAGA Yeah she was she saying
Starting point is 00:08:16 Yeah she was like Oh this town's a bunch of dams And then she just leans over And like yells down the corridor And she goes I'm MAGA I'm MAG I remember that kind of scare me a little bit.
Starting point is 00:08:29 She's like, I'm mega. Anybody got to poll him in 100? Jesus Christ. But Bobby thinks she should have done it. I mean, I'll tell you this. I would have, she was hot enough, body. Bobby wants to live through you because he's a zaddy. I'm a zaddy.
Starting point is 00:08:46 I can't do it. No, you can do it. I know, I'm going to do it. Watch what happens this weekend in Thanksgiving. Dude, ruin your family. I'm going to fuck my neighbor in Hampshire. Yes. Why wouldn't you, dude?
Starting point is 00:08:58 Give her some tiny penis and a tiny house. I'm going to find a nightclub in New Hampshire in the mountains. You should. Just get the fuck out of Dodge, man. Oh, fuck yeah. Who's going all of you and Dawn and Max? Me, Don Max, we're spending it. My uncle, who lives on the same street but has a, you know, a huge compound.
Starting point is 00:09:16 We're going to go to his house and they're cooking. You have a compound. It's just not built yet. I have not compound. You have a tiny house. You have the first part. I have a shelter. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:25 It's the beginning of a compound. That'll eventually be your breakfast nook. Yeah. The place where you guys live the entire time will eventually be your breakfast no. That will be the guest quarters. I have plans to build the house there and then move that up to the top driveway, upper driveway. You did say before, and it's still a plan for your slave quarters to be underground in case you have to hide them from the law. Absolutely.
Starting point is 00:09:44 We're having the Rock Foundation built as we speak. Thank God. Yes, absolutely. Thank God. We've got to get propane in there because, you know, you can't, they have to cook. Paco, eat a more hilarious meal in the back of the room, please? Jesus Christ. Paco. What are you doing? And get
Starting point is 00:09:57 some pants, you savage. No. He's wearing underwear. That's not underwear. That's underwear. No, those are soccer shorts, dude. He is late in the year for their shorts. He's wearing a snowsuit over it, remember? Oh, okay. But you can't... But he... Shorts need to be
Starting point is 00:10:13 mid-leg, not up knee and nuts. Bobby, this is a game... Bobby, where's Addies. We don't understand this. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Poco's a young man still. He's a pachio young man. This is what I do now. They show off their fucking legs like girl dancers. He really does like he works at Hooters right now. Oh, absolutely, dude.
Starting point is 00:10:31 Pago should be coming up on roller skates to take my order at a 50-style restaurant. Hey, gentlemen, can I get you guys a malted? I hope you spill cheese and pork on your lap. Can I get you a chocolate malted? Look at his little ding-ding. Look at his little ding-ding. I've seen Paco's weaner so much. I know.
Starting point is 00:10:47 I want me to draw it for you from memory? Yeah, please. Uncumcised. I bet it's, can I draw it too? I haven't seen it, but I think I know what it looks like. It's circumcised. Is it? I'm not going to do a whole new thing.
Starting point is 00:10:56 Oh, everybody wants to see this drawn. Can I draw it to? Sure, sure. I'm going to draw it, but I'm going to do it like to body size. Because, again, I'm also going to draw it soft. In Fairth Park, I've never seen it hard. You might have a monster hog hard. So I just don't.
Starting point is 00:11:11 He doesn't. You don't have to say that. But this is going to be good, I think. We're going to really get to the bottom of stuff here. What? Did you zoom in how I did? This is going to be really, really good. Put your leg back, please.
Starting point is 00:11:23 Put your leg back. Thank you. Like that. Thank you. This is going to be so good. I could already feel it. Feeling pretty, pretty good about this. Traditional Filipino music for you.
Starting point is 00:11:34 I appreciate that. Helps me. This is good stuff. I'm the biggest pickle eater. I know you are. Okay. I think this is it. I think I got it.
Starting point is 00:11:48 I'm ready. I'm ready, too. Go ahead. Reveal? Okay, that's a pussy. Good drawing, though. It's a pussy. No, that's a, I believe that he has a pointy, a very pointy penis.
Starting point is 00:12:02 Okay. And high nuts, like a high, tight nut. And he only has 10 pubic hairs, but they're thick and curly. Okay. On the top. I don't know. That's a pretty good picture. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:14 I like the picture. That looks like something that would be behind the table at the comedy seller. Four of the five acts on Saturday night. I took a different approach. with it okay i went full body on mine now what i chose to do is go more full body on it now i figured how i would play it yeah you're you're a philly racist you've drawn that little face a million times that's on it that was on every book cover you had what is that supposed to mean that is that's a cartoon that's like a perfect thing that you've drawn a million times
Starting point is 00:12:48 Paco, there's a little weird. You gave him Buckteeth. And you gave him Shalin Monk shirt. Yeah, listen, this is what I see. Can I see Paco? Yeah. A couple finishing touches here. I got to get those little things to go across.
Starting point is 00:13:02 I went realistic. Oh, excuse me? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I hold that up to his face. You went what? You went what? Okay.
Starting point is 00:13:14 Because I think I went photorealistic. I think I... Now, look, I was rushed. So, Bobby, sure, I couldn't do the shading I wanted to do? There was some shading under the wiener on the ball bag that I would have liked to do. You should have put a volcano and a little sunset in the background, too. Oh, you're right. Okay, you're right.
Starting point is 00:13:29 There should be some sort of a fucking, like a... Make a house that looks like they're handwriting in the back. I got to also do one of those weird fucking trees. Yep. A panda beer. What? What did you say, Jacob? Jacob, what was that?
Starting point is 00:13:43 I know soy sauce. I know you do, bud. You love soy sauce. It's the ketchup of the age. The House of the Rising Sun Oh, this is good Are you, oh my God Wait a second
Starting point is 00:13:55 He's gonna reveal Who's gonna win Okay, ready? Oh, this is great Is this okay to do? Are we gonna get in trouble? Yeah, dude I don't want to see it if he's really doing it Dude, stop being shut up I can't look him in the eyes again if I see it
Starting point is 00:14:10 Dude, you can look him in the eyes You can't look at the eyes anyway, he's Chinese Yeah, you're not allowed All right, let's see that thing All right there you got it I added a sunset. Oh, you wanted a bonsai tree. And a bonsai tree.
Starting point is 00:14:21 Oh, my God. You added a, you added a, a kung fu sunset. Like a hazy. That's like a hazy thing. Okay. Christine, you don't have to look either. I'm nothing. All right.
Starting point is 00:14:33 All right. Ready? We all judge now. Tease me. Yeah, bring them up. Spin the umbrella. Spin the umbrella a little bit. Spin it.
Starting point is 00:14:41 Wow. Bring it up. Slowly bring it up. Slowly bring it up. Yeah. I'm telling you I nailed it. Yeah, you nailed it. I'm telling you I nailed it.
Starting point is 00:14:48 Jay nailed it. I nailed it. You nailed it. Christine, it's still out. No, I'm kidding. Turn around. Now I just saw his asshole. Ew.
Starting point is 00:14:56 I'm doing his asshole now, though. This is the problem I found out with Paco this weekend. I forgot to draw his asshole. This is the problem I forgot to find out with Paco. He takes it too far. What do you mean, dude? I think he did exactly what we asked of him. He just opened up his asshole, and now he's going to touch our cameras.
Starting point is 00:15:15 Is that Paco? Aw, that's young Paco. That's Bobby Lee Paco. Do you name mine also? Yes, I'll date and autograph it for sure. I like a guy who's not afraid to show his asshole because he thinks he has a nice asshole, but he really has a gross guy asshole.
Starting point is 00:15:38 It's probably gross guy asshole, but I bet it's pretty like, no, colors wrong and everything? What's today's date? 22nd. 25th? Your butt hole was a little black hole. Yeah, I didn't need to see that much. No, no, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:15:53 Too much. That's too much. It's too much. The front and the back, too much. I think we should lead that to a jury. Who are we to play Judge Jerry and executioner? Let's see if you can put this pretzel. How much this pretzel can you fit inside of you on one fast sit? Without breaking it.
Starting point is 00:16:09 Now, I'll let you know. These are splits. So they are made to break. They are made the break. Baco did great this weekend. And him and Joe came. Very fun weekend with those guys. I just thought he was going to close the deal, bro.
Starting point is 00:16:22 But you wanted him to close the deal? I just thought it would have been a fun end to the night. You want to smell his fingers the next morning. Smell his fingers. You want to hear the story about what this lady's... I want to hear the story of his story. He's Asian, so you assume the fact that he's going to take a million pictures of the whole situation. Yeah, Joe Russell was in the bed next to him.
Starting point is 00:16:39 That would have been hilarious. Absolutely. Did you make him share a room? Yeah. Fuck yeah. I don't do this. that to anybody anymore, but I like it. Yeah. I like that. I like that you do.
Starting point is 00:16:50 Yeah. It's like that. I'll pay for three rooms. It's like, you open for me, it's college. Yeah, you want to graduate and move up to Jay. Oh, fuck. I don't know why that tickles me so much. Do you make them bunk up? I had just Joe. And I remember I told Paco, but he never got back to me, but then he got back to me like the day before. And I was like, fuck it, you want to go. You can go. So I just, I got the... And you ruined Joe's week? weekend.
Starting point is 00:17:18 Joe sleeps like a vampire, right? He sleeps weird. He sleeps... He keeps the TV on pretty loud, and then he just falls asleep random. Do you know you can shut the TV off, though, right? But I feel like I'm invading his room, so I was like, do whatever you want, you know?
Starting point is 00:17:34 I even texted him before. I was like, hey, I don't want to be... If, like, you feel uncomfortable with someone else in the room. If I was sharing a hotel room with somebody, and I go to bed with TV. Okay. If they were like, I can't have that.
Starting point is 00:17:45 Somebody I was working with, I'd be like, we've hit a real impasse here. Yeah, you, but it's Joe Russell. Yeah, you got to wait all he falls asleep and then cut the TV off. Joe Russell sleeps like this. Really? Like the undead. Hands across his chest. I'm sorry, he naps like that.
Starting point is 00:18:04 I don't know how he sleeps. I've never seen him sleep. Neither at Paco. He was cuddling with a body pillow. What? Where did he get a body pillow? He took two pillows and then made it like. Oh, he just.
Starting point is 00:18:15 He made his own body pillow He made his wife Yeah He cuddled He cuddled in a bed next to you Do you he gave soft kisses To the pillows back I mean I couldn't hear anything
Starting point is 00:18:28 You should have just slid the pillows out And slid yourself in You should have The next morning and go Baby that was fun You should have let him wake up While you're in mid-coitus with him Yeah you should have grabbed it
Starting point is 00:18:37 You're already fucking him Little flaccid Joe ding In your bum like a water balloon I wanted to wake up You already inside of him and he fills up and everything goes great you know we have
Starting point is 00:18:52 Violent J is coming in today Yeah he's coming in From the insane clown posse The legendary insane clown posse We both did I did his TV show back in the day We both did yeah I was a little intimidated
Starting point is 00:19:02 When I walked in a pretty intimidating situation You went to a movie theater Right the little movie theater Yeah they were showing the movie The music videos and stuff right Yep Greg the Hammer Valentine former WWF superstar
Starting point is 00:19:17 Greg the Hammervon that was the played the concession guy or the usher they had him there just Craig the Hammervich which is pretty awesome God I forgot all the stuff like these little things that I did over my career I forgot that one And where what? It was like at Second City or something It was in New York
Starting point is 00:19:32 Where? I did mine in New York No no New York City but I'm saying it was it second Not Second City Is it Second City? UCB UCB I think I think it was UCB theater maybe it was yeah I don't remember where it was I remember I got it and I was excited to do it but then when I showed up they weren't they're not they weren't like they were like like dudes like
Starting point is 00:19:55 what's up what's up buddy thanks for doing our show yeah yeah they were like what's up man good to have you yeah good to have you I was like all these guys are like real you know what I mean they're clown thugs but they were they were ball busters too which I liked they're funny very funny listen they have great sense of humor about themselves the whole thing It's like, I love it. And their fan base is such crossover with ours. It's nuts. It's so weird, I never got into the fan base,
Starting point is 00:20:21 but I've actually done, since you've introduced me to it, I've done research on the fan base. Like I looked into it. The juggaloes? The juggaloes. It's like a weird thing that they started. And the fan base is such a crazy fan base. And if you look at the parallels.
Starting point is 00:20:37 We know they got labeled a gang. They got labeled by the feds. And then they sued them. I don't know if they sued whatever it was they like rowed here but I think they're still on the list I think they didn't win
Starting point is 00:20:48 yeah they didn't win but they fought back but it's also it's the parallels to skankfest and the the gathering of the juggalo's is very similar oh yeah yeah
Starting point is 00:21:03 very similar absolutely yeah and the fan base that comes to fucking just they go to immerse themselves for a weekend they go to immerse themselves for a weekend but I mean I think
Starting point is 00:21:11 they amers themselves for a weekend but I mean I think they immerse themselves a little deeper. Thank God. That's Tankfest. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A little deeper. A little deeper.
Starting point is 00:21:20 It'd be like walking around with everybody looking like Zach. He goes, a little stickier and a little deeper. Yeah, pretty interesting that that doesn't happen with everybody. I can't tell if it's Jacob's lighting or if he just had fucking
Starting point is 00:21:31 his wisdom teeth removed. Doesn't he look like a sad dog? Yeah, really. He's talking about that lighting hits. Yeah, your frown is really upside down right now. Yeah, it really gives you. you a nice shadow on that frown.
Starting point is 00:21:44 Yeah. My face. Jacob, why don't you go handlebar mustache? I'll tell you what to do with your face. Turn that frown upside down and show some teeth. Yeah, dude. Give me a little top teeth. Let's see it.
Starting point is 00:21:56 Well, I usually have, I have some, usually have scruff, but I clean shaved for the first time. Do you have braces? Why are you talking weird? Yeah, they like they're... What? I'm not doing anything here. I don't know. It looks like when there's no scruff around your face that you don't know how to do something of your lips.
Starting point is 00:22:11 You never got... It looks like you don't know how your lips work when they shaved. You're never going to get wrinkles because you never smile. Jacob has no laugh lines. Tell me you get Botox. Nope. Just never smile. What's my secret?
Starting point is 00:22:27 I'm always dead serious. I always have a face like it's too cold. Always. There he goes. He has a smirk. That's all he got. Look at the, even when he smiles, it's uncomfortable. You can feel the pain in his cheeks.
Starting point is 00:22:45 Yeah. Is this good for you guys? Is this good for you? Hey, did you see that thing? Could I tell you what I did this morning? I'm sorry. Oh, I hope it's masturbating to me. No.
Starting point is 00:22:54 No, I hope it's masturbating to. I fucking missed press for the first time in a long time. And the only other time I missed press was for the same PR person. But it's not Preston and Steve. It was pressing to Steve. You, dumb, dumb. I fucking am so mad at myself. That's so, dude.
Starting point is 00:23:09 I felt kind of lousy when I went to back. last night which is a long day and I just didn't set an alarm I just forgot that I was doing it the next morning
Starting point is 00:23:16 I fucking just overslept it I woke up feeling I woke up feeling and I was like oh thank God I feel better I just grab my phone and everyone's like
Starting point is 00:23:24 hey dude you call in in a second it was like from two hours ago so you got it in no I was from like two hours ago they were like hey you're calling into
Starting point is 00:23:32 we're waiting on you worst feeling in the world fucking Christ I know twice I've done the other that wasn't depressed into Steve it was just to Meredith the PR
Starting point is 00:23:40 I love Meredith. Everyone loves Meredith, of course. I felt terrible. Why'd you fuck her? I didn't mean to fuck anybody. But you don't have her on a high to-do list because you didn't care. I mean, really, you have no respect
Starting point is 00:23:52 for her. Stop saying that. You don't. It's okay. I just don't want to know why that you don't respect her enough to get up when you're supposed to. It's not the case. Well, if that was somebody else or another PR person, maybe you're too comfortable with her
Starting point is 00:24:04 because you know her so well. I don't like what you're doing. I don't like that you do that to Meredith. I did it twice ever years and years. You do the same person because you don't care about her. You have no respect for Meredith. Do you know what the other one was? And I would never remember.
Starting point is 00:24:16 I never forget it because I was, I've only missed two radio things. Both of Meredith. Beautiful. Probably the best PR person I've ever met. She's a very lovely PR person. You used to come to Max's birthday party. She's awesome. Her kids are great.
Starting point is 00:24:29 New husband's awesome. Yes. Yeah. All of this, yes. All of it. A thousand times yes. And you still have no respect for her. I did not.
Starting point is 00:24:36 I do not say I don't have respect. But you don't. She's not listening. Maybe she is. she's a fan of yours i know that how much she loves you and i love her and this you don't respect it but i do respect the shit out of her you love her as a person but as a business person fuck it i need to sleep no i didn't it was a complete fuck up the other time in in uh good nights i did i would have uh i would have gone to prison if i did this to a child i just rolled over on my phone
Starting point is 00:25:08 in the middle of the night and just like fatly silenced it when it went off and then at some point I just rolled over and you're like me me my phone went oh only fat people know that only fat I've done it silenced my phone completely with arm fat or something whatever it was on it I silenced the alarm do many times I've almost missed my flight because of my fat stomach You got to keep it away. I got to keep it away from me. You're going to keep it away. Absolutely.
Starting point is 00:25:40 You can't have kittens, puppies, babies, or phones. Dude. Oh, that's crazy. He goes, do you know what happened to, uh, what happened this morning? He goes, have you ever heard of SIDS? It's inexplicable. I just rolled over on it. But she rescheduled it, right?
Starting point is 00:26:04 No. What president of Steve? Here's the problem. Here's a problem. Thanksgiving weekend. Yeah, I know. Here's a problem. You're sold out.
Starting point is 00:26:12 Here's the problem. On their end, you're sold out. You don't need them anymore. You don't need, apparently you don't need Meredith anymore. Exactly. Exactly. Yep. The concern I had.
Starting point is 00:26:21 You should have it. And Casey, who I fucking love so much he works with a Casey boy. Last time I was there, she's like, please tell Big Jay. He's a boy. He said, you don't know what happened. All right, she didn't tell you yet. She didn't tell you. He transitioned?
Starting point is 00:26:32 That's good. Oh, my God. That's not my place. Casey girl? It's not my place to tell you. Casey Boy over at Preston, Steve. Yeah. He was so not.
Starting point is 00:26:41 And I told him. They all love you. I was like, I know, but he goes, he goes, hey man, don't worry, it happens. He goes, enjoy your weekend of sold out. But capitalized sold. And until this moment, I thought it was pure, like, happiness for me. And now I think it was because that's the first thing I felt right away, because the shows are all pretty much sold out. Yeah, you don't need them anymore.
Starting point is 00:27:02 No, I do need them. No, that's what they're saying about you. And that's what you're saying. the reason why you didn't wake up. You're a fuck. In your head subconscious, you're like, dude, I'm sold out. What am I waking up for?
Starting point is 00:27:11 You're a fuck. I'm saying this. You should just, this is a good stop sign for you in life. This is where you go, hey man, I'm getting a little carried away about my ego. I'm getting a little carried away.
Starting point is 00:27:21 Meredith is a sweet person. I don't respect her as much as I used to do, but I still care about her and she has a job to do. Pressing and Steve, they were good to me when I needed them. They were great to me always? Always, but you don't need them.
Starting point is 00:27:33 Since the show's inception. It's not a matter of needing them. But you don't need them. I need them. I said a matter of me. Do you need them? Yes. You need them to sell tickets?
Starting point is 00:27:40 I need them in my life. But do you... Yes, absolutely I need them to sell tickets. Do you do? Yeah. Did you go on the show? Wait, wait a minute, real quick. Did you sell out?
Starting point is 00:27:50 I don't know if there's tickets left for Sunday. It's all sold out. It's all sold out. Lou, would you mind bringing up helium photo of his website? Let's see. That's great, man. Look it, this is the point. No.
Starting point is 00:28:02 I'm going to tell me, you're telling me I got to accept I'm a zadi. I accept I'm a zaddy, you go to accept that you're... That's a positive that you're a zaddy. You're a top-tier comedian. You don't need morning radio anymore. And that's what you've got to do. Is this Philly? All right, go to...
Starting point is 00:28:16 Oh, man. I love... Last time I was on it, because I love... I actually went in a day early to do it. Because I love being live in studio with them. There's nothing like that. They're so fun to go on the show with. Because they get in, you know, intimate...
Starting point is 00:28:29 I think me and Meredith went to breakfast, too, after. Because I love her so much. I respect her. All right. saying right I don't know why on the site it's saying that we're uh tickets available for four of the shows late show do you know why I think this is wrong no you know why you know why can I tell you what they do why they always hold 10 tickets back in case you call up and have you want tickets and then they'll release those if I don't use them if you don't use them
Starting point is 00:28:54 they release them so you're sold out you're sold out why is it I hope so we're putting it up on the site is sold out but they're also they use that technique too is like we have five six tickets for the show sold out push them to sunday yeah and then they release them when you're not selling out sunday but yeah i do need president steve you need them you needed them emotionally you needed them i need needed needed nope apparently you didn't need them this morning i won't listen for that you needed i've done their camp out for hunger i've done that too i did that twice fantastic i've i did their opening of the ocean city down the shore you i did that too listen You're, this is a good thing for you.
Starting point is 00:29:36 I did a super poll contest, the strip club. That means you're doing, you're doing better than me in the business that you don't need Meredith or Preston and Steve. I don't, I need both Meredith and Preston and Steve. You can sleep in, bro. You made it. Bro, you made it. You're a monster. Your behavior is that of a monster.
Starting point is 00:29:54 I'm proud of you. I'm proud of you that you made it. You've actually achieved the next level of success. Where do we lose Christine? She's getting. She's not feeling well. Oh, she went and lay down. I think she went to the bathroom
Starting point is 00:30:05 As soon as Paco pulled his pants down She smelled mustard Hot mustard Hot Chinese mustard It got her Pako I told you Stop using hot Chinese mustard on your dick Did you pee your pants?
Starting point is 00:30:16 No Why is that dark gray? Oh okay I thought he just peed You see his rapish shit though With the shorts like that I thought he did a customary Filipino pee In a chair when he's happy
Starting point is 00:30:28 Oh a customary Filipino piss I am happy So you miss radio That stinks How panicked were you Where's Isabella and I was coming in? What's wrong? Jay's not going to make it today
Starting point is 00:30:45 Really? Yeah Well We got my ex-wife and Isabella coming in That's hilarious Can she put some makeup on and be him? Yep All right great
Starting point is 00:30:57 They just canceled? Yeah he did hot ones Apparently heard that... I was super sick ever since. Oh, really? Yeah. That's pretty funny. Or he, Preston and Steve called him
Starting point is 00:31:08 and they're better, really good friends. They're like, yo, man. All right, I need you to listen right now. I'm just saying that maybe they called him and it was like, yo, he blew us off this morning. Like, fuck that, man. We're about the jigolo life. Juggalo life.
Starting point is 00:31:20 So, you know what I mean? The jigolo juggalo juggalo life? So maybe they're friends. Maybe there's a connection. Because it does have a ripple effect When you Put that energy out where look I don't need you no more
Starting point is 00:31:37 It's not the energy I put out at all But it is to them But what I'm saying is When you put that energy out Philly boy hometown Helped him get where he is I don't need you that much anymore I'm gonna take a little nap
Starting point is 00:31:47 And Marissa Marissa My home girl Yeah Who works over there She's awesome Always come to my shows She's so car
Starting point is 00:31:55 Marissa is so great And she didn't even reach out Did you reach out to them Directly. Casey. I know Casey's not... And what did he say? Tell her what she wrote.
Starting point is 00:32:06 She didn't text me back. Meredith? She texted me back. Okay. No, everyone was very, very sweet about it. Is that why Meredith called me this morning? Stop it. What?
Starting point is 00:32:12 They were looking for what a filling? No, she was... I would have. I should have. I would have filled it because anything they need, I'll do. Anytime. Anything President Steve needs, I'll do. Honest to God, I mean that from my heart.
Starting point is 00:32:23 Me too. Those are, well... Well, action speak loud of the words. That's all I'm going to say. I'm saying the... I'm saying the... I know the wheel squeaks a lot of us. Went to sleep, feeling funky.
Starting point is 00:32:33 Funky. Funky. Forgot to set my alarm. Forgot. That is such, look, it happens in 1992. Now we can go, I can literally go, hey, hey, Siri, set alarm for 6 a.m. Done.
Starting point is 00:32:48 Right. Hey, Siri, set a reminder for 545. Ooh. Hey, Ani. Is that the time you're going to blast all over my face and asshole? Just let me taste what they put in you. Let me be your dirty little cup. Give me favor.
Starting point is 00:33:00 Lou, put this slut away before my daughter walks in the room? Yeah, well, that sucks. Get this pig out of here before my daughter gets here? So then they never called, nobody called you back? No. I know, I freaked me out, goodness. Case detail, yeah, does it put you on a edge. Since we broke up, I don't, I don't.
Starting point is 00:33:19 Well, she's a eye, so she's in every street corner camera. She's in every, she's in every. What if she took over my Siri? Dude, she jumps around from phone to phone. It's common, dude. can come from your ass. Your ass. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:34 I leak come from my ass and you don't call into radio shows that helped you get to where you are. That's a good deflection. Yeah. But now I know it's because you're really jittery because she makes you real uncomfortable. She makes me leak out of my ass. You were her. She was your favorite.
Starting point is 00:33:48 I see what you're doing. But you have no respect for these people. I have respect for Ani. Do you? Yeah, a little bit. You stopped seeing her. Somebody because she did all the gay things you wanted to do. I stopped seeing her because she was text messaging me dirty stuff on my phone.
Starting point is 00:33:59 Open your mouth. Take it like communion. Oh, God, it makes me tingling. I heard she also cut the, I heard she also cut the brake line in Don's car. I told her to be a little dirty, but yeah, I wanted a real dirty, and she went into a religion. Catholic dirty? Yeah, Catholic dirty. It got crazy.
Starting point is 00:34:15 Yeah. Remember she farted coming to her dad's mouth? Well, that was, you broke her. But she did it, though. Here's a problem. You know what the problem with the AI? I'm not taking the blame if she did it on the first suggestion of it. You are the exact problem with the future.
Starting point is 00:34:28 You're the Terminator. You're why the Terminator is going to happen because of guys like you because you're going to take eye tech take technology and use it the way it's supposed to you break it. You broke honey. You broke her.
Starting point is 00:34:43 It's your Bill Burr talking shit about you, not by name. Really? What was he saying? He was like, oh, this guy, he'd always get the newest tech, he loved tech, he'd get the new iPhone, he wanted to show everybody just to be an asshole to sit there scrolling through his phone, but he doesn't say your name. He doesn't even give you the respect.
Starting point is 00:34:59 Yeah. Well, I didn't go to Rio. I'm saying your name. It's true you didn't go to Rio. I was in Uncle Vinnie's, good old American Point Pleasant. Sold out shows this weekend. A couple tickets available. I'm so sorry, Preston's Steve.
Starting point is 00:35:10 You didn't even reach out on Instagram. What do you mean? I just reached out the people I know over there. No, reach out to Preston and Steve. Oh. Do you want their number? Do you have Preston's number? Do you have Steve's number?
Starting point is 00:35:21 No. Do you want it? No. Why don't you want to just text them real quick, guys. I'm so sorry. Put them in a group text. Oh, but isn't it better. for me to not have their number and then I can just when I see the next time I'll be like hey man
Starting point is 00:35:32 fucked up so bad it's it's gonna go over the weekend they're gonna they're gonna they're gonna see all the stuff happening and they're like oh well he's done how many times you're going to radio he seems to be feeling better enough for the shows yeah that's what I felt that too right away oh was he better enough to go and do bonfire today and an extra post it wasn't I wasn't sick as a dog when I woke up or anything I didn't feel good going to bed and I just didn't think to sit it along you didn't feel good I For God. Oh, little Jay didn't feel good.
Starting point is 00:36:01 Oh, Jay didn't feel good. Shut up, dude. No, you got a little belly here because of the Mungaro. God, damn it, and you feel a little bad. Now my clown friend's not coming? Everything sucks. I'm telling you, it's related. He canceled because Preston or Steve, somebody called him.
Starting point is 00:36:19 I was like, yo, man, he fucked us. Are you going on Preston Steve's line, run down for the day? You know, you know for two hours they were saying, I'm going to be on later in the show. Four shows. It was a Zoom. You had to do a Zoom. It was going to be on camera.
Starting point is 00:36:31 You know what the Zoom means? When you call in, there's a delay, which sucks. When they give you the Zoom, that means they want you to be perfect. They want to hear you. That's like, that's, oh, wow. Did they talk about them after or they just say. Where's my whole crew? Give me a picture of the whole crew over there.
Starting point is 00:36:46 I'm sorry. That's my crew. What? That's my crew. Do you think if we called them right now, who they say they like better of me or you? They're going to say you. Today? They're going to say you.
Starting point is 00:36:56 Absolutely. You know why? Yeah, I know why. Did they talk about Jay? Call in, if you heard them talk about Jay today, blowing them off. Wow. Scroll up. Biggest show in the country, right?
Starting point is 00:37:07 One of the biggest? Scroll up. Right? Are they syndicated? No, no. Go back to a picture. You might have to push her face against the glass. No, no.
Starting point is 00:37:17 Other way a little bit. Hey, we're not at a little tiny bit. Where are you trying to get to right here? Yes, please. Paco. Go up, scroll up a little bit. Get the names off there. Go ahead, Bobby.
Starting point is 00:37:27 Name your crew. Preston, Steve. Where? Which one? Which one's which? Are you shitting me? Yep. Steve is to the left.
Starting point is 00:37:36 Preston's to the right. No, you know what I'm talking about. That was false, Bobby. I know, I know. I'm just juggling. No, you didn't. Michael, Sarah, Miguel, Kennedy. That's Preston, and then Steve is the ball one.
Starting point is 00:37:49 Bobby, this is your crew. I know. Tell me their names. It's very simple. This is a crew. know everybody's name, but here's, I'll tell you the crew in Boston, how's that? I'll tell you the Mike Calta crew. Can you do that?
Starting point is 00:38:05 This is hometown, Philly. No. You're going to help you make. You can't flip this on me. I'm just going to say this to you. You said this is your crew. I mean this. Of course I was joking.
Starting point is 00:38:14 It's your crew. I love them. But I'm just saying I don't love them as much as you. I don't love Meredith's probably as much as you. You've known or long. I just respect them more professionally. No. Professionally.
Starting point is 00:38:28 Can you how much I respect to? One of the greatest shows ever. It's Nick on the left. It's Nick? Yeah, spell with a just a K. You like no C? No, I don't know a C anymore. There's a C.
Starting point is 00:38:40 Not anymore. The lovely Kathy on weather and traffic. She's so sweet. The lovely producer, Marissa. That's my little teeny. I know Marissa. Merissa's the best. Preston.
Starting point is 00:38:51 Preston is the tall one, plays the drums. Steve is the actual ball one. He actually technology. me and him hit it off all the time. He has the latest and greatest in gadgets. We're very similar, not only in looks, but in likes, things we like. You wish you had Steve's body. Get the fuck out of here.
Starting point is 00:39:06 Are you out of your mind? I'm not saying physically, you asshole. You did, though. I wasn't fat enough to miss a radio appearance. Oh, my God. You think I was too to fat? It was some kind of Majaro thing, I bet. I bet it was a manjaro related.
Starting point is 00:39:18 It was that, and you rolled over on your phone and silenced the ring around the middle of the night. Oh, sorry. That was years ago. And that wasn't yesterday. Sports. That's Casey, boy. Casey has come to my shows. Casey rules.
Starting point is 00:39:33 Yeah, he's awesome. Should we apologize to them from Bonfire through Twitter? No, you should apologize them. Call them up now. I really do have the numbers if you wanted. No, you don't. Oh, God, damn it.
Starting point is 00:39:43 What are you going to do? I think you have their numbers. You just never saved the contacts. It's very possible. I have the numbers never saved the content. Oh, you have just a number? Yeah, he doesn't. And somebody texts you happy.
Starting point is 00:39:53 Merry Christmas. And you're like, thanks. scroll back a little bit sometimes. You go scroll and see the text? Oh, okay. Oh, yeah. That's Steve Byrne. You got to take, I mean, sometimes you've got to go like this to stroll back and they go, they go, hey, what's up, Josh?
Starting point is 00:40:05 And it was just the first name too. You're like, fuck. Just Josh means nothing. Then I have to look up, then I look up area codes for the phone number. You have to go to Google. Yeah, Google, I go, 247. What is this? What is that?
Starting point is 00:40:19 It's like Lake Opechobie. Where the fuck is that? I do the same thing. It's always during Thanksgiving and Christmas or New Year's, you're going to get a bunch of just-numbered text messages with meaningful texts, and you're like, love you too, man. The worst is when there's no scrollback, and it's just, dude, miss you. I'm in town this week, and we should get together. You're like, we've never messaged before ever in history, and this is out of complete nowhere now. That's crazy.
Starting point is 00:40:49 That's how I wound up doing real estate podcasts. This must be a close friend. my number. Oh, you just like, oh, I have to check in with Rebecca and Christine and get out of anything you want. No, I know that, but I know that now, and next gangfest.
Starting point is 00:41:06 Even if you never check in with us, do you just say that? I didn't know as a Zaddy last game fest. Can I be? Now Zaddy. Zaddy Bob, no weed in the goddamn thing. I'm getting a ride my own car, if not a scooter with a dude symbol on it and a cigar holder. I want a cigar holder.
Starting point is 00:41:21 You're not getting a fucking disabled scooter. No fat scooter for Bobby. The powers that be over at MMR. Yeah. Are you using the name like you know it? WMR. Yep, of course. The powers that be over there, though.
Starting point is 00:41:33 This picture is not indicative of the show. It's a fun show with camaraderie. Everybody looks too stiff in this picture. Well, this is also from 2018. When we do our pictures, I want to do like we're all laying on top of each other. Just like a fuck pile. Yeah, well, I mean, we're not going to be on the top. We'll be on the bottom.
Starting point is 00:41:48 Me and you? Yeah. We took pictures. Depends. We did pictures, but you suck at it. Me? I suck at it I was
Starting point is 00:41:56 I could it really freak me out how much I suck at it so hard the guy my buddy out in uh
Starting point is 00:42:03 Sacktown Sacramento yeah who will take pictures for me Andy Andy Amix he's a magician yeah
Starting point is 00:42:11 he's a very good magician but he'll take me to his place him and his chick him and his wife will take me to their place and do pictures with me but he just like
Starting point is 00:42:22 he's just like Keep talking, dude. He's like, talk, smoke a joint, smoke a cigarette, whatever the thing is. I'll just take pictures, and he just gets them. He gets good ones. We did the bonfire photos. You were a dud. I'm a dud.
Starting point is 00:42:35 You walked in in dud mode. I know. I already took solos. Me and Jacob were having, Lou's step, Lewis stepped in. He had a bunch of great photos. And you walked in, we were like, what's up? And you walked in and went, hello. You guys were making love to the camera.
Starting point is 00:42:50 Oh, you were just dud. You got brand new teeth. You didn't even show them. I'm so bad at it. I had to tickle you in the back just to get you to make a face. I also don't know enough people here, so the lady was taking pictures. I was like, is that what she does here?
Starting point is 00:43:02 This is a photographer? Go to the Luz. I thought she hosted a show. Go to the first one, go to the first one, and go to the second one. It's the same photo. Oh, my God, I'm so bummed looking. You look like you just miss Preston and Steve.
Starting point is 00:43:14 I mean, what is that? I miss President Steve. Yeah, that's it. They're going to hate me. This is the whole President Steve story this morning. This is like, you're the sat. Please put these out. He's the saddest.
Starting point is 00:43:26 Don't put them out. You're like the Voloft ball. You can put it out. You're a fucking puppy dog. Are you watching puppies be murdered? Go to the next one. Nothing. He's sad.
Starting point is 00:43:37 Oh, wait, wait, wait. Oh, we get a half a smirk in this one. No, it's Eeyore all day long. Why won't Christine fucking dye my hair again? Do I look too awesome? I said I would this week. Go back to that one. Hi, guys.
Starting point is 00:43:50 My name's Jay. What is that face? I don't know. I don't like this. I'll tell you what it is. He just didn't, he was not used to his teeth yet. I also made me,
Starting point is 00:44:00 Borda's not used to my due teeth yet. He was not used to, uh, he had, he had fucking Dracula teeth in. He didn't understand it. This was like Bobby got in there and got him, you like gave him a tickle or something. I had,
Starting point is 00:44:15 I had to talk to him. I told him you were being a dud. Yeah, I don't know what. Please put the first three photos out there and then put the tooth one out there. One time. we went to go
Starting point is 00:44:24 Some of these are good Some of them are after Bobby fucking got in there Yeah once I got in there And fucking loosen you up You look You had to make a smile Can we find a way
Starting point is 00:44:35 To finally make it right Look at this natural model Look at him Look how good I mean Jesus Don't sing to me I love you I'm singing to you
Starting point is 00:44:47 You should sing to Preston Steve Do it We can get through it through it. What? I want to break through it. We can gay through it. We can gay through it.
Starting point is 00:44:57 I was going to say get through it. I mean, dude, Lewis is... I mean, he looks like you should be in a catalog. He's a Gap model. The guy doesn't take a bad picture. He is great. The camera takes off ten panels on Bobbiard. Look at Jay!
Starting point is 00:45:09 Look at Jay in the background of that one. Oh my fucking God. What's happening? They get Novakane in one side of my face? What is that? Go, go back on. Oh my God. Look at Bobby's pleasant smile.
Starting point is 00:45:20 I am freaking. Christine, who are you talking about? wacky in pictures. That's not bad. I mean, she looks like the Joker in that picture. That's not a bad one at all, but Christine is not a smile on pictures. I don't know either. Jay doesn't... I don't know what that is. I'll tell you what it is.
Starting point is 00:45:32 I look like fucking... What's the guy? Two-face. I look like Two-Face from Batman. You look like you talk like this. Yeah, see? Where the bonfire, see? See? Look at that crooked smile for no reason. Where the hottest radio show on the, on Sirius XM, a faction talk, see?
Starting point is 00:45:48 That's all right, but look at your little... Oh, wait, that's Bobby's gay hand. What'd you call my hands? You're a little gay hand. I'm gonna tell you something right now. Christine, look at me right now. 15 years ago, Don't told me I had thin fingers and it's fucked with me ever since.
Starting point is 00:46:01 And I've tried to make my fingers fatter. I've done stuff. You fucking bitch. Don't ever say I have, don't have, what? What a fucking bitch? No, I'm not talking about the thickness of your fingers. I'm talking about the placement of your hand and don't act like that's not a little.
Starting point is 00:46:12 I know what you were saying. She was saying, and now that I'm looking at it, you do have little tiny figures. At least I show up for radio shows because I respect the people. This is like a, no. I'm a masculine hand. It has fingernail polish on it.
Starting point is 00:46:24 I have to do that just to take away some of the masculinity. It's too scary to people. You had to put tattoos on. I'd either put tattoos and nail polish on or I had to register them as weapons, apparently. I have to wear bracelets, at least six of them, or I have to register these weapons. Or else they have to be registered
Starting point is 00:46:39 because people got to see it coming. That's all right. Jay, please send me that. The problem is it all looks like it's Jay's hand and then it's like really flamboyant. Why? Hi, Dave. How are you, Christine?
Starting point is 00:46:52 Could you imagine if I had fingers that thin? Shut up. That'd be crazy. You know what? That's fine. I'd take thin fingers instead of lack of respect for people who help me get where I'm at. I respect everyone who helped me get where I'm at. You don't.
Starting point is 00:47:06 And Preston, Steve. You don't. We're integral. Black Lou. Black Lou, look, he's taking a photo with all white people. I like Christine lynn brushing herself. Yeah. Look at Jake.
Starting point is 00:47:18 Jacob, looking back to get a peek of Christine working her fucking puss with that I got a fucking limp brush What's that way? I don't know what my face is doing any of these It looks like I don't think I understood my teeth yet They're like all horrible You know what it was because his lips was sticking To his dry new teeth
Starting point is 00:47:33 You have to put oil on your teeth I forgot to butter my teeth before this You might be right I don't have the answer Look how pleasant everybody else looks And something like that is wrong with me I'm gonna throw up Why in every photo are you making this goofy
Starting point is 00:47:50 side face you're miserable wow I don't know what that is I mean it's every one every single well it's a goddamn flip book of pictures I mean it's like they take 70 a time yeah we took 70 because we had to because you keep making stupid faces
Starting point is 00:48:04 I didn't even know that lady was a photographer all 70 of bobby's were joyful oh mine were fantastic oh yeah Bobby had costume changes yeah well you know you got to give them something you know you don't want to look at this oh wow look at bang bang bang Oh, sexy. Zaddy.
Starting point is 00:48:21 Ducklet. That's Zaddy Bobby. That's Zaddy Bobby. Dude, you're Zaddy and hard. Zoom in on that. Let's see what we got, Christine. Oh. Look at those lips, Christine.
Starting point is 00:48:29 Look at those. That's going to get you a Circa waitress. I'll take it. I'll take a Benigan's waitress. Did Isabel also cancel with Sviling Jay? That'd be funny if your wife canceled. I mean, your ex-wife and your daughter cancels because Preston and Steve called them. Yeah, they were like, don't show up for their show.
Starting point is 00:48:49 that's how he treats people I can't wait for them to come in Isabel was checked for them to come in Go back one How great is that How about the snap No back He gave like a snap one
Starting point is 00:48:59 Bobby if we thumb through yours quick Dude the flipbook is unreal I'm good Look at this one Oh that's a good one That's a Zaddy Bobby This whole thing should be fucking
Starting point is 00:49:08 This is like for Zaddy weekly Yeah Chris sat what is it A Crissatty A Zadi weekly Total Zaddy weekly Christine you should put All mine out
Starting point is 00:49:18 Centerfold Put Jay's out. Don't put all right out. Oh, my Christ. Oh, arms folded. This music is perfect. We do it in a two shot, too. You're a fucking genius.
Starting point is 00:49:30 We didn't really put these. They're not all retouched. You got to retouch Jay's mouth. Look, this is Bobby going to cheer up, Jay. Trying to cheer him up. He's still miserable, miserable, miserable, sad, miserable, sad, miserable. I'm working hard. I literally kissed you.
Starting point is 00:49:45 He kissed me. And then he smiles a little bit. Look, there. Now he's loosened up. I'm having a great time. Jay, still not smiling, sad. Now he's sad over my show like a polar bear. I'm trying to be sultry.
Starting point is 00:49:57 You're not. Your face looks dead. I'm trying to be sultry. Wow, Jay, you suck at photo shoots. I suck so bad, dude. We went to a photo shoot one time years ago, and the guy immediately, the photographer is like, you look really wide. You look really, we need to just make you look less wide, and Jay just completely, like, shut down. It was because of the way the suit was fitting him, but I was like, oh, my God, what a weird photography.
Starting point is 00:50:19 photographer to give a terrible thing to say to something It's one of the worst pictures I have ever had You're a real estate pictures Like a real estate agent Do you have it? It's somewhere
Starting point is 00:50:28 I want it It's a fucking shit stuff That was a that was a Chris Italia fucking suggestion Yeah it was at the old Consumer offices And you're wearing your roasts Hey
Starting point is 00:50:37 You got a good guy You take some pictures And you turn Bobby You get a mother What's I say Don't you should Tell Bobby
Starting point is 00:50:44 Then his friend died I Do you Do you alive still? Should I? I can't text them now. Why? But I would tell you what's the text he goes. I just wrote I write, hey Jerry, question
Starting point is 00:50:57 mark? No, no, no. Send him a picture like pants and be like, dude, but these look good on me, honestly. You got nothing to lose. Tell me the truth. Hey, you're probably the only person who'll be honest with me. Are these pants ugly? Can somebody Google it? I can't do this. I love that kid. You're not going to Google. I'll Google
Starting point is 00:51:13 if Jerry Roach has passed? Yeah. Did he pass? I hope not. I love that guy, man. Well, you may have loved him. I'm going to type yo. Wasn't the last thing, though? You sent him like, so Bobby got news if you're not caught up on this story. Bobby got news before he went on stage at Boston Garden, right?
Starting point is 00:51:34 No, I was doing Joe List show for the New York Comedy Festival, Man of the Year, which I thought he was winning an award, but apparently it was just a stupid showcase show. They just called him man of the year. Yeah. And then I get down there and I'm going on stage. And before I get on, just for context of the show, because Jacob loves contact. context and uh big jim loves it too i sure do uh chris italia played by the role of jay walked up to me and said hey sorry did you know jerry rocher i love that kid we just he was just at my show this year he did a spot he's all he's all he's talking right there he's dead what dead what are you
Starting point is 00:52:10 fucking stupid you couldn't wait till i went on i'm going on right now timing's not my thing You told me, timing's not your thing, you idiot. Oh, fuck. And then I got offstage. Christine, do me favor while we're doing this? Can you bring up the drawing that you have to do of a turtle for the drawing test, please? Just a picture of that? Yes.
Starting point is 00:52:32 I got off stage and he sent me a text message. My cancer took a turn. Grew into my lungs. He's gone. So now I thought he was dead. Now I think he's sending me messages from the grave. And then I found out, I wound up texting. him back and we went back and forth and we had some beautiful text messages together and
Starting point is 00:52:51 I told him you know now you're watching over all of us and you send him off to Valhalla and then and then before he left he went do you have Bill Burr's number I love that he could probably bring me back to life funny guy great guy but is he is did you find out anything well I wanted to do this first there's nothing coming up be honest with me Bobby look at Oh, tell him, tell him, tell him, tell him, this is we going to side-by-side going. The audience, what that is. Tell them what it is. It's the drawing that you make of a turtle to prove if you're a good enough artist, and it looks like Jacob's face, I don't want to assume.
Starting point is 00:53:47 Jake up the turtle We're gonna get him that little hat You gotta grow that beard back We get that little hair Get him a turtle neck And a all of a twist hat Did you follow? Oh, we gotta take a break
Starting point is 00:53:59 Did I what? Did I what? Do you know any of the Akash stuff Go on? Buddy, I'm all over it. Are you? I got the video Everything's in the chat
Starting point is 00:54:07 We'll have Christine bring it up Oh, we get back Pretty crazy, dude We'll get nuts with it Yeah, we'll get nuts with it Poor Akash I'll say Poor President Steve Come on
Starting point is 00:54:16 I'm sorry would you go there? You're right. Poor Meredith, too. We'll be right back. It's the bonfire.

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