The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - DJ Lou Has A Bumble Fumble & Big Jay Has A Battle Rap (w/ Ron Funches & Ralph Sutton)

Episode Date: December 10, 2018

DJ Lou self sabotage's his bumble game by lashing out at innocent question. Ron Funches joins the show and tells us about running into Crips in the Chicago Library. Ralph Sutton, co-host of "The SDR Show" comes on to discuss his battle rap with Big Jay.

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Uh, no, but I got another one. I got backups. Be sure to follow us on all social media, not to bond fire, SXM. No, but I got another one. I got backups. Black girls do have set up on a date in any given time. Let me dates her in the calendar right now. I'm kind of seeing someone right now. She might be listening. So I'm bumble, from bumble. Originally from bumble, but we've,

we've been on stuff for a couple of weeks. It's not my fault you're a horn dog. I didn't know you're. Wait, is the one I met? No, which one did you meet the one that came this show? Oh, well the FBI agent now No, she's an FBI agent you put the feds after us. She came to Jersey. Oh No, no, no that one was a that one wasn't even real a real date. That was an abumble day. That was just a friend Okay, so so it's a new one you're seeing. Yeah, I'm seeing what

she looked like. She's tall, drink of water. Yeah. Taller than you. Cause you're not going to you. She can't. She loves hoops. That's right. She has a weird fetish. We're a little as a good duck time. She's like, let me post her you. Can you go down on her standing up? How tall is she? I can. She says six, one. I'm about six and and shrinking she's six one yeah she's tall does she wear heels ever uh she wears boots and it is a mismatch I do you wear a lot of scarves inside yeah tall broads love scarves you see a lot of duct tape around her house does she piss in a urinal does she pee standing up yeah she's a mom I should stop stop talking. What's wrong? Do you drive

to an electrolysis of women's fur face? She was a lover, standing in the car. Do you share shoes? Is she a size 12 triple E? She was a high lover. Check the jackets. I think you might have another coat that I have. Try that on. Luke goes, wow, that's really just feel like gangbusters. Is this yogurt on my sheets? Can I wear it by come? Can I wear your box or briefs today, I'm out. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha We had sex on the first day. What'd you go on your first day? I knew that until you just said you did Back to talking about my black women said where did you go? How is that okay? Model words of Jacob a Todd did I corner did it feel like I cornered him? Am I not listening what was the question you ask?

I said what did you do that? Yeah, I funny said that too. What did you do on the first date? We hooked. We hooked. We parked. We parked. But no one did that yet. I promise right now I will never commit a crime with Louis. Yeah, no shit. If he gets first 48 and he is folding in fucking 15. Yeah, Louis, I hope you at least wait until he offered to go get you food or something. Hey, man, can I get you like a cherry coker so then I did it.

I fucking blew his goddamn- No, you didn't got a fucking Peter Lugers dinner at something. I did it. I fucking You didn't got a fucking Peter Luger's dinner I mean fucking did it. I know the whole operation talk about it. Would you do in your first date big and tall man shop before you fucked We went out to a bar. Yeah, yeah, what kind of bar? Oh Local joint that my friend owned Sometimes she doesn't sometimes she doesn't she does she listen What she doesn't or does she does she not listen more than she listen? I don't listen they don't listen to warehouse where she's a forklift operator

Your boyfriend's talking about you on her who is by way she calls you a tall drink of water Oh, no, oh this guy I'm dating it's a real tall drink of water. I'm gonna see this piece. I'm slamming That right there. Oh my god looks like it Edward furlong. Am I right? Am I right? I'm like I'm calling the terminator look how big it is look. It's all pink I call him my poor Look how big it is. Oh the other white meat meet right. They're all like seem to don't know your bad. You're a sad bitch. Am I right? Am I right? You're doing. So does she not listen more than she listens? She not listens more than she listens to my mind. I don't think

there's anything wrong with this. If it did happen, but was that was the kid home no no good job that much that much I know where was he at his mom's house every relationship I've ever had I've ruined on this air can we please let me have one yeah we'll have one we're being inappropriate yeah you're right Jay Jim that's oh Lou don't you have to find somebody who understands the here we don't know what she looks like at all We're just making fun of the to tall woman and calling her a man. I know what you look like at all But they don't understand that it's For you I'm free again black ladies line up parents just don't understand yeah

Don't you could you be with someone who like hates the like the comedy you're a part of no? Yeah If they do break up Jacob, I want you to try moving on Dude for coming into hot for batat also by the way Jacob is doing much better than me on bumble So Lewis since the last two months of breaks already been dumped yeah The girl was listening turns out she listens a lot more than she doesn't listen and She heard everything. But not for you, Lou. But you said all the things she's angry about, Lou.

Are things you aggressively blurted out upon? No, prodding. We go, what did you do on your first date? You know, what do you want to hear? We fucked, we did. You know, why are you pork? We slams, sure. He let Jacob get to it because Jacob simply asks.

He goes, where's your guy staring at your first date? And he goes, what do you want to say, Jacob, that we fucked? Is that what you're doing? But that's not what Lou got in trouble for, Lou. What did you get in trouble for? She thinks I'm still on Bumble, but you're talking about, yeah. Cause why?

Cause I'm talking about my black Bumble. No, but tell her that black girl's never shown up. She's fine. Yeah, she's just a little radio thing. Yeah, it's just a sketch. What do you want to know if I came on her face? Yeah, she asked for it. She's a whore. I go happy I got need that you need to hear from me

She looks like she's six foot one and she loves cock is that we need I'm just a flavor the week probably because she's like Big big day all the time. It's a kill-demand when she was 17 I like Lou by the way communicates like bumblebee the transformer 17 I like Lou Lou by the way communicates like bumblebee the transformer Communicates solely through fucking clips. Yeah, he's a spirit trapped in the radio Well, you know what that's smart cuz he doesn't know how to come have a conversation He talks better with clips. No, we asked him a real exactly, but Lou did she say guys He goes she a cool girl goes what she has six abortions. You're gonna judge her by that only No, you don't tell us that she asked me to use a caution. You get hide in the body

We're not to the desert. What do you want me to say we had sex? I tried to use a condom She told me only facts use condoms She told me to spin on it and I just asked her how her dinner was she asked me to shit on her Did she break up with you just now? I can't see it continuing. Yeah, what what are the complaints? She said I'm not gonna read her text, but she's like, I thought we were exclusive, you're still on Bumble. But you said I'm seeing someone exclusively. You did say that.

Oh, well good for me then. But you just said that you're on, because you're the black chicks. What are you talking about? But those are black chicks. I don't know if she understands the show where it's taking you. I'll tell you what, I'm just gonna tell you, bro to bro here, it's going right for you.

If she's got upset about any of this, it's ridiculous. Yeah, well, I could see if you're dating a guy and you're listening to a show Shut the fuck up Christine No, you're dating on your listening to a show You're dating on your own top and then you're like oh, I'm still on Christine Please bumble I could see the girl like being like my friends, please Please let me see my guy have some authority for my friends, please Christine shut the fuck up. I'm talking to Lou about bitches. I Feel like you were very respectful you like I'm seeing somebody

Right, right like you're a pussy magnet Tell us not your fault. It's raining pussy on you Lou. Yeah, tell her It's a fucking mixed master the bomb fire. Yeah, just be like listen I got a swim in the ocean of pus But Christine does make a good point if she's just listening and hearing her like, yeah, so I'm on bubble, she's like, what the fuck dude? It's black bumble.

What's black bubble called? Mm-mm, bees. If I was listening to Jay's radio appearances, he started talking about how he was tindering, I'd be like, you're just on tinder now? Oh my god. I wish I could check that. But she met you on Bumble.

Right, but we made a choice to not to see each other exclusively. What didn't you just say you said two weeks ago this became official? We've been seeing each other for two weeks. Okay. And it's especially exclusive. I mean, I'm still on there. Who asked to be exclusive though?

It was my romantic idea. After two weeks. I know Lou. Did you put, did you offer to pay for your school? You sent an Uber to pick her up. Did you ever see it? That's where you fucked up son. That's where you don't fuck up.

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that the people they are is not real. Lose my toxins, truck them and think, I get all of his insecurity and weirdness, but there's no reason for you to have decided to make it exclusive that quick. Didn't know that. I know, that's what I'm saying. I understand totally how you operate,

but you have to like, Hold on Jay, did you push it? So you push it, you're like, well, it's just be exclusive. Yeah, yeah, you find something. Hey, got this dick wet, and then it was like, I want this to happen more than just this one. Fat Joe ain't fat like that no more though.

Yeah, no skinny. Why you got to make him feel bad about him so fucking bomb-y shame, why you body, you know. Oh my god, that you literally could just say, Javed his head. That's not exactly what I look like. No, it's not. Yeah, happy Christine's make you feel good. Because look who fat Joe's fucking. I look over Christine, she's got me here to your show. He loves Christine. She's got you to your she loves it She knows exactly what I'm gonna say. She does it for that reason Your body's not like exactly No, it's not like the worst body just more of you like that any

You're almost I can't I get over it. I think my show off the rest of the show right now There's nothing worse than just sitting down shirtless. It's just nothing. A fucking tit. Right there. And you know, like, are your belly coming out too far? I can, I'll do the whole show like this. Like, we've been way back in the chair and so everything is stretched out.

Yeah, I slouch. So it's just all like a munchie. I'll take my shirt off, I can do the whole show like this. I don't have to do this weird thing where I kind of breathe into it, where I don't have to go in a little. Hey, what, I do this. I don't think the Tony Atlas.

Remember the guy who would say a Charles Atlas Atlas tired of getting sand kicked in your face I I have like a Steve Reeves first Superman body if I do this I'll probably have to go John based out and turn a little bit Not me. Do I gotta go front on? I guess you can't even see right now. Dude. I have a 27 inch waist right now See me I can hold it for a second. It looks great. Taylor it, Taylor it, Taylor it, put the pins in. It's the pins in. It's the Bonfire Comedy Central Radio Series 6M95. I'm Dan Soder, that's Big Jocerson, coming in studio right now.

New Special coming out January 4th at 11 p.m. Eastern on Comedy Central, part of Stand Up Month. Ron Funches, Giggle Fit. January 4th, hi Ron. Hi. Howch's, Giggle fit, January 4th. Hi, Ron. Hi. How you doing, dude? Good, how are you guys doing?

Doing all right, you got headphones on headphones. I respect that. Yeah. You got your dual. Well, friends, look like two chains of headphones. Yeah, your dual wielding. Yeah. Yeah.

Ron, did you ever smoke cigarettes? I tried once, you know, just to see people are like, hey, try this. And you just did. What up, how about what was it about? Yeah. And a lot of times people are like, you know, if you're getting a smoking pot, people are like, hey, try this. And you just did. What up, how about what's it about? Yeah. And a lot of times people are like, you know, if you're getting, smoking pot, they're like,

it helps you. Yeah, I've heard like, well, I mean, I smoked cigarettes for a long time and that was the thing, it was like, I remember my friends being like, it's better after you get high. Yeah. And I believed it because of the supposed cigarettes.

Yeah, I was like, it is, but it's really not the difference. Yeah, I didn't like it. I like the head rush, you know, so I never like spliffs or anything like that. Do you turn down spliffs now, like if? Now, yeah, because I have lead and that's great. Yeah, but I'm saying like, even if I kind of like when someone has a former cigarette smoker,

when someone has a spliff, I'll be like, oh, I'll fucking get in here. Sure, sure, sure. Like I'm being a little nautier with my wee. That's fun. The tickles back. Oh, I'm a healed friend. My friend would steal cigarettes from his mom

and a stepdad before the bus stop in seventh grade and it was always a marble light in a Salem light and you had to fucking pick which one and if you got the marble, you're like, yeah! I never smoked as an adult and at like 22 years old or something. It's when you start,

I forget that you started smoking. My girlfriend and me broke up. I was like, I want to look cool hanging outside of comedy clubs. I don't perform anywhere really or get up very much. So I'm going to sit outside the comics and be cool and smoke look cool. And the beginning, it's hard to think that I was smoking. I was actively smoking to make sure that I was, I had to get a few in, you know, like, like I was practicing.

That's what drinking is. What I was practicing for, and then it becomes a time we have to stop yourself from just chaining it non-stop. Yeah. But there was a time when I was like, all right, four exits from here, I'll smoke another cigarette. That's what I'll get to the use of. So that was your training.

Yeah. When you were on, how old were you when you started smoking weed? I was 16. You were 16. Did you do training? Because that's what weed is the thing you need to train on. It's the thing that you smoke and you're like, you get too high and you're like, I can do that better next time.

No, I just, I mean, the first time I smoked, I went to my friends trailer and they had a little wizard ball and then they had a bunch of red vines which became very delicious. And then like, whatever show we were watching was the best show I'd ever seen. So then the next day I was like, yeah, I wanna do that. Yeah, yeah. I didn't smoke any weed when I was young at all. When was the first time you got high?

First of my smoke weed I was probably 18 or so. Okay, that's not. But, not even that, but I also didn't, I didn't, everything, the first time I time I tried doesn't really do very much for me Well, you did use the DMT DMT I've nothing it didn't work. Have you done DMT at all? No, I haven't done many things I mostly pot and mushrooms are my things. I'm allergic to alcohol So I drink that and then I have like addiction in my family from like my dad and so that's how I was there was like I'm not gonna do like Coke and stuff because

I'm like I'm gonna love it. That's the same reason I don't do coke. That's what I always said too. I think was like what if I read the two lines I ever did like two lines total. Yeah. One per time two different times. Didn't do really do anything to me and then I was like people like oh no, you got to try it like this You know what? No, let me just never find out. It's great same thing I'm like if it's great the next weekend you make like I can do it once in a while Exactly that is every weekend that's what it's actually a week just like another Conviting yourself to do it one more time. Yeah, I already do that with you see I had my first cigarette behind I think it was like a dollar store, right?

It was called McFrugles. It was on chambers in Hampton in Aurora. We laughed, but that is a great man. It's not a bad man. That's the solid man. You know how hard it is to come up with this man? McFrugles was right there. And it was a dollar store.

It is just right. I call it a cheapy. Yeah. Fuck it. I'll say this. For the amount of times I've said Walmart in my life, I wish I would have said McFruigles more. I wish it would have been like, oh, McFruigles,

I'm going to McFruigles. It's, McFruigles is a billion dollar industry. McFruigles. Yeah. We were behind him, McFruigles. And we smoked a cigarette. And I remember the first couple of drags and I was like this I was 12 and I was like this sucks and then after the next couple two I was like yeah, I do this now

It was just like something in my brain was like I do this now and my friend Jason Poil would steal cigarettes from his parents We've said in a bunch on this show, but I'm just trying to think of like I remember believing I was too old to play with We had this conversation before to play with toys. Yeah, action figures. And having the stop myself, I went after like, probably months to a year of not playing with GI Joe's. Yeah. I went and bought two and I was like,

they didn't even, they changed the design a little bit even that year. Yeah. And I didn't really like it anyway, which is the excuse why I'm like, I'm done getting these, no more of these at all. But I don't know, but it's crazy for me to think. And at the same time that Dan was playing with GI Joe.

Not GI Joe's, WWE F has bro figures. What he's saying is when I was in seventh grade, I used to have like my ring out and all of my wrestlers. And then on commercial breaks of wings or dookie house, or I got some smoke marks. Marble rats. You can't smoke and play with toys. of wings or dookie house or I got some smoke Mark Mark You can't smoke and play with toys

No That's a decision man Go ahead and rip a rat and be like Tatanka is not You can fire I thought you could smoke and go be a child soldier But you can't smoke and go play I like dancing out there

Smoking a cigarette looking as want Better get pick in there. He goes, oh shit. Mom's coming to him. Holy, he's back to the most of buss of my trips, but yours. So I'm gonna get this cage manch out of the way. Yeah.

But I got caught when I was 14 because I came home. We used to hang out. I've told stories about this at this townhouse. We could do it. You had the lawless society. He was just lawless. This girl's mom was like, I think she was a prostitute, but she was a massage therapist.

She didn't charge dance. No, so I was in there, Boston, look! So we were down in the basement and it was all these kids drinking 40s and smoking weed and smoking cigarettes. I was one of the nerdyer ones. So I was just smoking cigarettes and occasionally smoking weed. But I went home and my mom came downstairs

and I didn't know she was gonna come downstairs and I was getting a glass of juice in the kitchen and she's like, you smell like cigarettes. And I was like, oh yeah, we're at Aura's house. She goes, come here. And I was like, ah, she's like, I'm gonna open mouth kiss me. I should go somewhere.

I'm stuck on that top. I'm gonna go. She goes, she goes, she else. I'm gonna suck on that tongue. I should go somewhere else. She's gonna mouth kiss me. She goes breathing in my mouth and I was like, fuck and I did the, where I breathed in. I was like, I should just breathe out. And I, just keep sucking in. And she was like, you fucking, you were smoking cigarettes

and then she woke up her boyfriend, Joe, who was clearly drunk and he was just like he I'm like that. He escalated the whole thing. He's like you fucking disrespect your mom like that. Oh my god Fucking guy. So that's how then they went to bed and I spoke to you I'm in the backyard fucking had a fucking little I didn't have a house at all where I can my parents smoke my mom is that pop smoke But I could what could you have a household that was permissive? I would give it some. No, no, no, but I mean, it seems like you either

gotta be like really poor or well off in a way where you could be unsupervised. And my mom and my family were right on that bubble. We didn't live like in a ghetto, but we were real close to it. So we were at always, my mom was like, she would take us to museums and take us to school, after school programs, really try to keep us away from doing stuff like that.

That's right, that's what it is, man. I was fucking, we were broken on, we were broken on supervised for sure, but I didn't roll with many packs of people that were like gonna get into the real trouble at all. The kids, my choice of friends was not very, I mean, they were kids who smoked and stuff like that. Yeah, I was also very naive.

Like, I say, you know, one time, I went at, because I lived in South South Chicago, so it's not a very safe area. And this park that my mom would drop us off and sometimes wouldn't be that safe. Sometimes gangs wouldn't meet up there. And so I'm going in the library to go get, you know, a new cheesier adventure.

I'm like, yeah. And then there's like a gang having a meeting in there. And so I'm going in the library to go get you know a new choose your adventure. And then there's like a gang having a meeting in there in the library, which is not like you're shit. I mean, also, nobody can get a source. There's no big deal out nobody can blur it out. You have to stay quiet. Dude, that is a way that's almost a way to bring order where like the gang number that thought of that it was ahead of the curve. guys. I've looked into it if we don't bring weapons. Yeah, we can meet at the library

It's great obviously. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah We're spring though like a god damn it was short of Just in the middle of a reading room going wrap yourself Your set are you great? You're sad. Are you great? I agree. That's what they were like. That's fucking crazy. And they were like, I interrupted their meat and I guess, and they asked me, they were like, what's that do you claim?

I didn't even. In a library? In a library. I'm a frionicle. Yeah. I have my card somewhere. I'm like, let me be the impracted. I told him say, because I thought it was like,

I thought it was a console worth it. Well because I thought it was a console worth thing. What kind of console worth? That's great. Honestly. Go to gasdigitalnetwork.com and download the latest episode of Sex, Strugs, and Rock and Roll, where Jay and Ralph battle rap with the legendary DMC as the judge. Yes.

I walked videos. How to write a rap. I had no idea. You please bring up Christine the video of how to write a wrap It's a white guy that I can these are very popular YouTube rapper dude. That's great, but then also I What's up honkeys African poetry also known as rap I gave up on it like pretty quickly how to write a rap

Well, Ralph told me this in the Uber ride up here, and he was saying while our black driver was chuckling the mirror, the rap hook, I go, he goes, had to write a rap song. I go, I don't think anybody who writes a rap song calls it a rap song. You want to write a rap song? I've got good raps. Yeah.

I didn't know she had to write a rap song. Like a cop talking about drugs. He's like, do you guys do the drug stuff? You guys doing reefer? Are you snorting the cocaine? Are you taking cocaine? I didn't know is king I didn't know bars was a thing until I watched these battle rap 16 bars So there's a dude named arsenal that scares the shit at me. He's like the best battle rapper out there I just started watching why is he scared because you fear to gonna see him a national

Are you afraid that you're gonna have to go through him to get that You're gonna have to go through here to get that cop. You're gonna get your hands on the cup. If you don't go to Gass Digital Network right now and listen to the episode, you're doing yourself a disservice spoiler alert. Ralph repeats his chorus twice. He wrote a chorus! I wrote a song!

Well, I thought we were rap-wrapped battling songs. Do you want to rap battle songs in the park tomorrow? Do you want to do songs? Do you want to hear my new songs? You guys want to bring You want to rap battle songs in the park tomorrow? You got to do songs, do you want to hear my new songs? You guys want to bring your songs in rap battle in the park? Do you guys like my rhyme songs? I also love stop calling them rhyme songs. They're my rhyme songs. My track was literally, I googled,

the easiest beat to rap to. Ralph, did you tell DMC that you're Rick Rubin's son or something? We became boys now. We've been texting left since he left. We've been texting. Sorry, man. This is what is what Ralph does that's what happened I can show you Ralph does I'm sorry people like me more than this is the SDR show everybody if you like what's happened listen Ralph sensationalizes reality and we all want to do a podcast on the fucking network that's not even what you told me he said he said

if I decided to do any kind of broadcast I would hear that's crazy exactly hey Hey fat guy if I'm if I was going to the prom and all I swear to God I would go with you, but unfortunately I'm going too much I'm a very negative that's a difference you I'm a very positive man. I can't listen to your bickering I've got Rev run texting me Guys I'd love to do this. I'm a man of God now and here my Rev Run. So can we hear?

Hang on a second. Call you back later. Ad Rock. Yeah. I'll guys hold on, Spender Rose DM and me. I'm sorry. You're good. MC Light just fucking, she's slid in my DMs.

Rob Bays, get off my day Can you do my this wrap? I'll do my this round. Do you do you do it? Occupy I have to do it. Occupy only Occupy. Yeah, are you guys I'm ready to do it? You ready for your response? This is Ralph's say by the way black Lou slimming down am I crazy? Doing good dude black Lou slimming down stop eating pussy. Oh Jacob and I are getting fat right Jacob You ready this response there you go White filly trash from your hormones gash got fingerless gloves to hide your rash

Crod word comic to hide a right jokes and open it for 20 years because you'd rather be broken smoke You make fun of me as your old horny friend Maybe get below 350 and your dick will work again Yeah, like Russian girls who slap on my knob. At least I don't need Christine to do my job. We get it, we know you love black eye porn. We also get it, and we really fucking know you toured with corn. If there's an eastern block on your cock can only come in a sock that bitches you leave in stitches, I'm the one that they rock.

You're funnier than me. When your pants are down, your tiny dick's so funny to see. You should name it Bobo the clown. When we both went down on the girl, she said that you won. Then dissed you and your bitch and I had all the fun. You've been to so many cities, it's hard to keep up. Just like your big old titties, those perfect de-cups. You wrecked it so much with hot girls and porn, because you won't fuck a girl unless she sees you perform. And a three-way with Christine's the only way you should goo. How about we make it a four-way, and then at least she could

come too? I'm out. I'm done. Gonna stop this lesson off to see what your daughter's up to and a different class will be in session I mean Wow, that is I you know what though. I mean you came for the neck on a couple of those lines. Oh, what? Dependent feel at the end. I could have done with that. I hope you enjoyed this week's best of the bonfire You can listen to the show live every Monday through Thursday from 6 p.m. Eastern Seriously? Hey, it's Big J. Algracen, and I hope you enjoyed this week's Best of the Bond Fire. You can listen to the show live every Monday through Thursday from 6th to 8 PM Eastern on Comedy Central Radio Series XM95 or on demand on the Series XMF. Be sure to follow us on social media at the Bond Fire at sexism.

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