The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - DJ Lou Loves J. Lo?

Episode Date: April 27, 2022

The guys ask the gang which "Classic" movies they haven't seen and which not so classic movies they are embarrassed they have.Stream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/BonfireFollow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM@DanSoder www.DanSoder.com@BigJayOakerson www.BigJayOakerson.com

I won't press and now the bonfire with big J. Ocarson and Dan Soder Everywhere it's the bonfire Faction talk series 6 and one of three on big J. Ocarson next Dan Soder. Hi The whole crew is in the house. We got Jacob atop back home. We got our black king the black tiger Lewis Christie Murray Evans and The raspiest of rasp God you know from the mud of Mississippi one of the best guitar players you'll ever hear things happen Lou Whiskey

Yo, what's up? Oh my god, dude Damn your voice is shot Yeah And you were ripping bots when I saw you Yeah, I was that's not good I walked that side and he goes What's up?

I was like, I don't know. It's one guy to do it with the other, Dan. Not this funny. I do at the end. So funny at the end of the broadcast week. Usually, like tomorrow, when we're doing the live reads, I feel myself in the reads getting like, I mean, but you do two fucking skanks in SDR.

You do a lot of broadcasts. All right, by blaming a lot on all the talking and not enough on the cigarettes Oh man smoking the what I would put up with to smoke a cigarette when I did smoke oh I'd be like yeah, it's bleeding a flute ever Spitting blood so what I need to came away. I did a thing that I did you get a tooth pulled right? Yeah, and I was like yeah yeah, I'm like, dude, stuff of paper towel and where the tooth is going and just smoke. Like, don't smoke because you get dry socket. I'm like, not if you block it. Yeah, true. I'm in my love is true at

all. I might have to do that when I find out about this tooth in my head, but I've done it, but I can't that means I can't smoke weed. Now you can put in the tissue paper in your mouth. Also, the pasta, the pasta, what are you walking into the kitchen and me just shoving it in my thumb of my gross smoke or ball? Also you just know it's a possibility that you get dry sockets.

I had that with. If you smoke you get dry sockets. I've also had things where I didn't put a packet with anything and I just smoked and I did not get dry sockets. That's what I did with wisdom teeth. I smoked cigarettes. Yeah.

They told me like you're gonna get dry socket I was like no you know how wet my sockets are there's sopping. Yeah, I'm gonna get them nice and doused And then smoke a cigarette they are sopping right now When I woke up out of my wisdom teeth thing I was like how long Give it two days Disappoint it Really give it two days Jesus also just disappoint it. She's the wife. Why you pant my bowl? Why do the universe? I don't know, but I did I did bowl. I did bowl with I do a where could I do the I do the whole rolling process yeah

Or doing a dab Let's gonna burn down the stand one week that man flame for sure when I wake up on Tuesday to 36 missed calls And then they're like flames ate the stamp God damn it. You're not wrong. I promise you something like that is going to happen And then I have to be a part of the Netflix documentary podcast on fire You know, I was there someone talking with third with a minute Three burns over the side of the face ago. I barely made it out I was the intern The waitress just looks like we know all to yeah, she's balled. I was quite a beauty at one point in my life

Until the fire got me till the flames dance on me. Um, I say we just get into it right now and start confessing right now What's the biggest movies that you're supposed to have seen you didn't see well? It's we inform I mean That conversation was off air right. Yeah, that's the thing about our group of friends I don't that's why that's why when the Yeah, that's the thing about our group of friends. That's why I went to jump right in. We were talking about right up to leading the thing. I've never seen a godfather, only saw Scarface once. Do not hit me with your-

I do. Don't hit me with deep track references in either of those. I brought up, that's what I brought up. I said, I hate when someone quotes a movie and acts like you're supposed to know it. Because there's some movies I don't know. There's some movies I've seen that I haven't seen in fucking 20 years, like Jaws.

I haven't seen Jaws in 20 years. Yeah, you can hit me. I know the one, if you'll say, if you say nothing like the shark in your quote, no idea. We're gonna need a bigger boat. It's all I got. I know that one.

Yeah, I know we're gonna need a bigger boat. But there's people that are like, Joe list is phenomenal. I'm trying to think of the things that I just never saw. Definitely a bunch of old movies that you, I've never seen like, uh, Chinatown, the Sundance Kid, whatever, I've never saw Chinatown.

Didn't we, do we ever do this? I feel like we went through and put together probably goes for seven years. Yeah, movies, movies that we, we should see. And I don't think we saw any of them. I'm not going to go back. If we made that deal, I was lying when I said I would do it.

I never, I'm not going back. You're not going back. I'm going back. You know what's hilarious? It is funny though, the movies I haven't seen. And I think everyone's guilty of this. Versus the movies you've seen a lot, like just because it popped on cable like a week ago,

was probably the third time I've seen the day after tomorrow. Yeah, and as I've seen that three times, I've never seen Chinatown. Never even thought to put it on. Never seen Costa Blanca. I saw the... I saw the... I bet. You don't have to watch Chinatown's overrated. I'm sure.

Oh, man. You've seen it last day after tomorrow. I think they're all overrated. Jacob, you got someone hot right there. You got someone be like, what the fuck? I love China with hurts Yeah, I've never seen it can't can't wait on it. It is weird. I've seen At least three fast and furious films. Oh my god. I'm pretty sure I can quote too

I also Like I watched half-baked almost every day of June and April. Senior year. I think I can still front to back, half-baked. Take, I think though, for the fairness to this, we should take comedy out of it. Yeah. Because comedies do watch over it when it really gets you

and then it becomes the thing of you and your friends kind of put it on all, that was like. The only reason I could play that with Hot Rod, other than going back when I was younger, dumb and dumb or blazing saddles. These movies. I've watched a zillion times a movie that I Only know the quotes of because it's played so much on television is good fellows. Yeah, I didn't like I saw it But wasn't like obsessed with it. Good fellow probably five times. I've seen Casino probably three to five times seen I've seen it three times I think.

And even then I see Casino, I'll watch parts of Casino, I'll be like, I don't know. Here's James Woods. Here's a good example. He's for good streets. I know I've seen it, but I've got to be like, hey, here's it is. Oh yeah, at the end.

Mean streets, so I've never seen at all. Once upon a time in America. And those are all scores as he movies and stuff, but I don't care. Took me, took me till five years ago to see, less than five years ago to see King Comedy. Never saw King of Comedy. So taxi driver like twice. Ish. Twice.

No, more from the exhibit song at the speed of life. But you know, the Clasher and on the street in the King of Comedy when the De Niro and when they're walking down the street yelling at each other. Yeah, the Clasher there watching this. Really? The real little trivia for you. The only fun a little like a Jacob Easter egg the only Jacob Easter eggs is great I've I've only seen In entirety without snippets the newest Mad Max which I did not really like either But that's the only man. I've never watched the original like Mel Gibson ones Thunderdome never saw Thunderdome Pieces I I think more than I saw Thunderdome,

I think I thought I saw it. And then I realized that she looks like that in the video for we don't need another hero. Yes, she's a pig. She's a pig, she's an older lady now, Jay. She's a pig. But okay, listen, I'm gonna put that as your opinion. We're gonna have to agree to disagree on this one.

I don't find Teenager to be a pick at all. I find it to be lovely. Okay, Jacob, even. Oh, wow, what's wrong with this guy? No, we don't need another hero video. She wears the whole... Thunderdome costume, yeah. Yeah, and then they have all the,

the little dirt face kids, good. He will be, will be, will be. I'm ashamed of how many bad karate movies I've watched. Yeah, me too. Action movies. Any movie that had the word ninja in the title, I've seen. I've seen it. The ones that came in the cereal box, size boxes, pray for death with Shokushugi.

Shokushugi. He was the guy, yeah, say, she wore the thunder. So I think I just saw. Iced this. She wore the thunder so I think I just saw I This I Nick was a huge mad Max guy. So we we rented it quite often This was such this is by far the worst of these oh my god this Yeah, I saw dance what wolves once never saw water world. I saw can I be honest? Yeah. I never saw unforgiven. Me neither. I never seen it either.

I'm more jealous than I ever realized. Yeah, that just made Jacob physically uncomfortable. I never saw him forgive. I'd watch unforgiven though. It's a new enough that you could. I guess if I hadn't watched Tombstone, I could watch Tombstone. I've watched Tombstone probably a hundred times.

I've watched Tombstone a lot. And I understand that it's not heady or artistic for see what you do are you Wikipedia and Tina Turner see if she's a pig she's not I was just Jacob does drop um yeah it looks she's a pig it looks like I'd want to like Thunder dome but I just don't care now at all. I've seen the original red dawn. That was a big one when I was younger. Saw it very young, don't remember it.

Saw a league of their own once. Me too. Just the once, the head to watch when it came out. Did you see Passion of the Christ? Yeah. I liked that. That was crazy. That was nuts. That's my problem. I saw that in the theater, I like that. That was crazy. That was nuts. I was that's I got that's all in the theater I think I myself I think I got high as fuck with a friend and we went to hot just to be like what is this?

They were not your porn. I was like well, let me go get lubed up But then at one point I started making this news like oh Yeah, I thought I was gonna whip I liked it. I mean like Yeah, that's the right wording for it. I liked it. I Enjoyed watching fresh. Yeah, that's that music. There's no one it was When he screen I said the thing when he screams I Don't know they just made it really good like the thing we fell down You really felt for them and people helped him and the music was so perfect with it. It was fucked up move

Jesus now like you're like it hurts Jesus Okay, don't worry. We'll fix that in post. Is this is any one we play Jesus? No! No! No! No gifts. It's a good yes, out you. Good. Whip his ass. Yes. Whip that juice ass. Oh my god. When he falls down and picks back up the cross I'm not even here way before this Damn that movie was fucked up Other noises they make it mate, dude that sound guy you know the noises on They make the noises to go I actually did a passion of the Christ and you guys you oh my god

What was he goes whips blood splatter flesh being ripped? 14 canelopes got me through it two jugs of water I don't know a bag of mud. It dips off to me the big thing was the A bag of mud. It dips off to me. The big thing was the... was the hike. That's forgot me. Once he was hanging, once I got him hanging up on the thing thing. Damn. Well, you don't want to get out.

Yeah. Guys, the problem. Jesus is off the cross. Yeah, they really... They really gave the biz to the Jews in this movie too You only have the Jews come out like kill him. We don't care He's a false prophet if we're gonna we hate parting with money, but take some take it take all of it You want us to fund this take a bunch and tune this dude up? I mean make him pay There they are There they are. Here they are. Good. Good.

Oh take this. This is this is my body. This is my way. Jesus quick moment. Looks like Fakasha breath. Okay it's symbolic. Okay. Okay I was a loaf of a car show. Okay, I seasoned it a bit, you know, let's thanks They called me the little Caesar Remember it's like that's where that started man Monica Balucci. She was hot Yeah, it's very Mag one Huh, that's Mary Magdalene Huh, that's Mary Magdalene

Damn Jacob you're so Jewish you don't even know Hey Jesus they're gonna be no rematch don't want one No version Mary's ugly as shit Mom you already hear first Catholics Hey, mom are you there? The holy mother is ugly Damn hands of dirt. She got to fight Jews

This movie was rough but it's also though, is knowing how movies are made, that he was definitely like, at one point when he's doing this, like, and cut, we're gonna turn it around. He goes, he goes, Kyle, he goes, Kyle gets him water. Yeah.

Hey guys, is it Jersey Mike's get here? He's doing this. Is that what I have sides? Is this his sides? Okay, so it's wailing, then shriek. Okay, lead me into the slime. Say it.. Mel. Do you mind if I want this? Yes, you know, it's right now. How do you want to do it? Dan if you would mind lead me say Jesus. How do you feel?

Yeah, this is the toughest part of the movie alright Christine Damn do you see over there? You know the passion of Christ I've ever seen it I do it rules. It's fucking I don't know I forgot No, it doesn't rule. I forgot this scene though. You're watching the theater and you're going like all right, man You're like god. It's a now or an a half of a guy being tortured. Yeah for sure They really they make they start with they really make you They cut back. They like jump to scenes like the last supper

Yeah You the good old man Mel Gibson does like his To your point. Well should have been should have been blown in the jacuzzi. Then know this would have happened Yeah, well much like this war juice started it you know what you know the Gibson Crito Those tapes of him still hold up no, they really do by the way when they stick in this movie by the time they put Jesus up on the cross And they just get him in like the they put the crucifix in the ground officially is up there you really that's creepiest thing in the whole movie hey What is that I'm Will whiskey Yeah when they put them up on the cross do you think when the cross finally went the ground do you think Jesus had a moment of like all right we're through

the we're through the deep waters guys Got it there the tunnel we're out of the deep waters now Now I think I just got away here to die. Yeah I mean this movie again. You're just filming an hour and a half of torture So you have to become what you're filming this as an actor and has to lose its like For sure the first like week. You're like, this is real heavy. What we're doing here, but if you don't keep that energy and you're playing turbo football in the lot next door and there you go.

Guys, we're going to do his crown of thorns. Oh, come on. Costumes. Do you guys have it props? Do you have it? Run low on blood. I am not going to go back to Mel Gibson's home that we're running low on blood. Do you want to tell Mel that we're down to two gallons?

Find some and the thick syrupy kind. Yeah, this guy's getting fucked up He gets All this is gonna get fucked up. I've never seen a statue of Jesus. Look that bad You know, they clean it up for statues. They really do. We'll'll see, you just got it from that one, that one little jab to the old tum tum. That's not the one, huh? They worked them over a little bit before. I mean, dude, Mel Gibson, they were like, how much do you want to kick his ass in the pre-production meeting?

He went, hard. Yeah. Very hard. He goes, all right, good. He's got about 16 gallons of fake blood over on set. He goes, more. We're going gonna need more. We're gonna need a lot more blood.

It looks like a guar concert. Yeah. It really does. Yeah, it's like when Slayer plays raining blood. Yeah. That's it. Boop. Boop.

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the devil's holding in the one scene they're going to be like, that wasn't even a person on set. That was just extra. We don't need to, that showed up in the film. Yeah, it was sick. That lady wasn't holding nothing. That's just a fre was just extra. We don't need that showed up in the film. Yeah, good. I mean, he wasn't holding nothing. That's just a freaky little thing. Yeah.

Man, we did that with the Wizard of Oz. But some always said there's a little person hanging in the background. Yeah, I've seen it. I mean, it's not real. It's not freaks me out, but I don't think it's anything. None of it's real.

Yeah. All those things. Yeah, like that's three men and a little, three men and a baby where they said there was like a ghost of a kid And it was just a cardboard cut out of somebody all that shit. They used to work back in the day though Jacob is funny. You know it's funny. You don't believe that I'd buy it, but you believe you won't let the Alien stuff be disproved

You don't want that to be disproved you won't want to believe there's a hang a swinging little person in the back of Liz Ravaz What would aliens showed up? There's like what would it take because you don't believe at all you don't believe in aliens at all No, I don't not believe in aliens. How could I possibly say that? I'm saying there's been no contact with aliens Okay, no aliens have been to this planet. I'm saying citing not contact Not even. If there was a sighting, they'd be here. Pilots, like five pilots at once seem the same thing. Right.

And then there's lighting people, stuff who's like, Jacob, it would be bigger news. It's my same argument about people who like I talk to the dead like, no, you don't, because you'd be a schizophrenic lunatic. You wouldn't be able to process that every day you had non-stop Yeah, he goes oh, yeah, I have a connection to the to the Hori another world. Hey, is there another one of these sodas? No, you can't do both that is a hundred percent of your life is now bad It's Taco Bell still open also 40 people were here in the 20's oh we hang on a'm getting something. Yes. There was a mass mass murder here

Um, it's bullshit, but Jacob Just you know I'm not just saying there's no aliens. I'm saying also. There's no little person swinging from a tree in the back Oh, was it was either I think that you might be right about that. I'm saying I think it's just Whatever background you can barely tell what the hell that thing is'm saying, I think it's just whatever background, you can barely tell what the hell that thing is. Oh, and the, on the, was it a boss? So, a little person.

And that's just why? Why was it becoming a, you didn't notice that a, the story was there was a depressed little person who didn't get paid, so he just hung himself on the set while they're filming and that is some 1940 shit to do where they're just like Why if you're not gonna pay me? I'm gonna do something Like what are you gonna do you're a little person you can't even get up in that tree. Oh my god

He did it. I sent Christine this article. What do you think this says? He's texted you this article about Snopes.com said that the Pentagon released files that humans have had contact with aliens. Sure. I think in which freak people out, so. Jacob, just so you know, I guarantee there's more of a chance that there's a swinging little person in the back

of the Wizard of Oz than an alien has walked through a corn field here. You think so? Yes. You think so, doctor. Oh, you think so, doctor. Yeah, I do. You think so? Yes. You think so, Doctor. Oh, you think so, Doctor. Yeah. I do.

I really do. I don't think so. While she's getting that together, how about this for movies? What are movies you've seen that you're like, how the hell have I seen that one? And now I'll give you a few of mine that means legends of the fall, a walk in the clouds.

Bridges of Madison County. That's a goody. That's what I'm talking about right there. Prince of the Tides. I saw Prince of Tides. Yeah, they were in the clouds. Bridges, Madison County. That's a goodie. That's what I'm talking about right there. Prince of tides. I saw Prince of tides. Oh, I'm sure you're the sickle moms, dude. I saw print. Oh, yeah, your mom would drag you know, a couple of those. That was more TV where I did new all the episodes and characters of Falcon. Oh, did you watch all of Lonesome Dove? No, I didn't. I watched a lot of Oprah, though, in general. I watched soap operas. But all my mom, what did my mom show me? Like there was a although I got to

I'm tomatoes. Let's just the fall was a I've seen fry green tomatoes. For sure. Oh, I got one for the magnolias. Just see joy luck club. Nope. See none of these. I did.

It was a cinematic masterpiece. In a word. Just a little pipe enough on that one was the best. Eyes on eyes. And it was amazing. Trolloc Club. It's a story of a generational loss. It's pretty family. Never seen a traveling pants.

No, my girl. Didn't see that. So, my girl. What's it? See a lot of game. I'm trying to think what's the ones that I've just been like, I don't like them. Never saw Toe Wong Foo. Saw that.

No. I've seen some legend of the fall was so gay. I mean, if it was a movie, just really like, heared a flap on a river on a horseback. What? Was it Patrick's Wazey in that movie? No, pit, dude. Pit long blonde hair. No, two long pit, dude, pit long blonde hair. No, two long food.

We've wanted them, yeah. In Wesley's nights. I just want to see your hero like that. I didn't. You're absolutely right. John Leggizama, I'm used to seeing dressed up like a lady. He's made a small career out of it. I, Boppy, why?

Why, you know what I say? It's my favorite American dad. You guys, John, do one of your crazy characters for us. I poppy. I'm key ship from the block It's I don't know John. I don't know anyone like that It's one of the bad he slams the door on him. I don't know I never made anyone like that I've seen every Jennifer Lopez movie ever made shut up. I don't know why money tried Yes, that's not good guesses I'm sorry made him Manhattan. Made

Manhattan is more long-winded things. I was gonna say. Can we get it? Can we get a top five J. Lo rom comes from Lewitsky? No. Before it is that, bring up a list. It's always the same plot. She's, she finds an American guy who's really hot can't handle that. She's Yeah, stuff it. Syskull and Ebert that what a way to review films. She was dancing, she was dancing with Richard gear the last one I saw that last ship on. Okay, hang on. Let's take a look. Let's take a peek at the work.

They can't handle she's laughing. Get in the way. Her life's career. They can't handle it. The only movie I ever saw by her is Selena because it's away back there. I can't handle it. Her life's career. I can't handle it. The only movie I ever saw by her is Selena because it's always on in the morning before I left for work. Go away with it.

I'm going to call to them to glue the task on some of these here. Okay. Let's tell you where I jumped in. Well, living color doesn't count. She was a dancer. That's the way love goes. Don't remember her being a dancer that but okay Second chances don't know she shows up TV series. Where do it? Where does she become money train money train? Okay?

That's her first. Okay, so we all saw that Woody and with Woody and Wesley Snipes Jack starring I did not see the Rob Williams Love Jack. She's in that scene that you see that little. Hey, Jack. Okay, blood wine. No idea. Anything on that? No, actually, okay, get to the rom. Combs later on. Selena for sure, Anaconda. Yes. You turn.

Yes. Out of sight. Yes. They're I mean, that's like the first big. That's her including, right? Oh, yeah. Now you can get past all of her music bullshit. And then then we hit all those hits. The cell. And she was like the first big, that's her in Clooney, right? Oh, yeah. Now you can get past all of her music bullshit. And then then we hit all those hits.

The cell. And she was like, a music planner. Did you see the wedding planner? I did see the wedding. I did too. I saw the fucking wedding plan. We're black. This is when it's so good.

You know what it was? I'm telling you, when DVDs came out and I just, I had cable, but I think that cable didn't come with DVR yet. I moved, first moved to New York. Yeah. Cable didn't come to DVR and Tuesdays was a big day that I would go to, I had to go weekly budget in my head that I'd go by two or three DVDs a week on Tuesday at Best Buy.

And I was getting, in my mind, I was doing like my grandfather building a movie collection, it just became an obsolete thing to do. But like, I was doing like my grandfather building a movie collection, it just become, it came to obsolete things, but like, I was going to do that. And so I just kind of got movies. It was like, oh, well, I own the wedding planner. Yeah. Like if it was one of the new releases that came out and like, if there was something, if there was something, like, if there was only like two things at all, that included that I would, that I would get, I would just get it and I'd have the wedding place so I'd watch it and then it'd just be a dog I killed in sandy didn't

as they knew smart move the earth swallowed those the airs all those TVs and really show me what it idiot I look like what's my ex mother-in-law opening them all up on a door she went down there when they drained the water out from Hurricane Sandy. Yeah. And I was just like, the CDs or the DVDs are done. They're done. They're all floating in water. She opened them up like books to air drive them. Some of them including pornography and girls gone wild.

I'm like, oh God. Oh God. And they're just out back around. She's some of the things like shove it in my ass. 15. Dirty, Debbie, a ton, 67. And Yoshi, Kobayashi used to give us like a bunch of like porn,

like no sleeve, just like a stack of CD of DVDs. Yeah, of porn. So they was just loose like throwing stars everywhere. It was humiliating. I'm like, oh my God, who opened all these? Like my mom. Oh God. What's angel eyes? She's in danger holy shit. It's just Spanish. Oh, no, I can handle it

Looks like danger for Spanish Oh, looks like danger for Spanish. She's too, dude. I bet really she's in trouble because she's Spanish. I will not go to a prove as. She's a cop. First Spanish went on the force. It's Kaggle. Bring up the, is this the...

She's a hot left. She's too left. First Chicago. What happens when a girl who's to Latin Sometimes in accident if you have big thoughts What happens when your new police force can't handle a Hispanic woman She's too spicy Oh, it's Jesus from passion. Oh my god Jesus look out

Oh, it's Jesus from Passion of the Crash. Oh my god, Jesus, look out! Cuba, Cuba. Yeah, yeah, you just killed Jesus. Wilson Vince. She never gets to be with a Latin guy. Jesus. Oh, but she sees this guy and they like each other, but he doesn't know because she's Spanish.

He have a nice smile. They really are playing that music I guess we were I guess I'm Jesus She's in danger Damn they're gonna kiss with a move their heads a lot. Oh Jesus gonna creep her out everything's going great Oh Jesus gonna creep her out everything's going great He was like wow you have a fat ass don't know honest that hence so that's gonna come in style pretty soon You'll see no I'm telling you right now. I think we're right on the cost things are a change in your giant

But it's gonna be cool fat has been redefined yeah, you keep it tight tummy. So you're gonna be cool You're looking for my god. Lou was right Tommy so you're gonna be cool. You're looking for my god Lou was right. She's a big boy. Who are you? I can't. I can't. I can't handle your Latin spicy fibers. It's too much. What do you want from me? How about the truth? You're too spicy. I want to understand you but I can't do that. I'm not racist but my family. My parents are. I can't bring you home. It's just your Jesus is a little different than our Jesus.

And I know that because I am Jesus. I'm gonna tell you that you're not alone. She's to stay with me. Damn. Stay with me. Stay with me. Stay with me. Stay with me. Oh yeah, yeah. That's the, that was the worst. You too spicy of a pepper. That was, that was, Jay, that was the name of the, that was the working title when they were making it was, I eye eye eye eye Enough of course. I see I represent on stage constantly Manhattan I'd say Lewis his favorite was that one of your top ones. I'm disturbed so much about how much I've seen But I want them to see the whole list and then give us this top five in order

Geely I didn't see because everyone just said it was the grossest thing. It was bad. It was bad What about Jersey girl never saw that either did. Did you see that one, Lou? Was she in that one? Yeah. What? Yeah. She's Jersey girl. She's Gertrude Steine. He bring it up. Jersey girl. I don't remember her in there. And I remember George Carlin though. RIP. And Jersey girl. Yeah. Yeah. Look at that. Holy shit. Oh, this is the beginning of her embed aflex shit. It was like, she's really, and this. Oh yeah. And this was made by Kevin Smith.

He's a guy that can't handle spikes. Is this another one or another? Did he think Louis was right? Oh, did I have a baby? I think Louis was right and they just can't forget all these white guys can't handle her. Hey, get out of here. I can't handle you dating this Spanish woman. Woman! That is a concept!

Oh my god. Please shut the girl up. What happens when a guy would a playboy in a suit decides he has to have a baby with this spatic woman? He nuts in a lady. Can you understand? I've got something from the children's section. I was going to be suck. Watch your language.

Get dirty dancing. That's what it is. Jennifer Lopez, I think, is the mom that dies in jail. Oh, yeah. That's why the little girl's Spanish and sassy. Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I really, this movie is really cute. My mother was in danger because she's dead from being Hispanic her

Don't stop her butt was big, but her hips were there And he pulled her heart down I cue her and I murder her Monster law I watched on a plane back from Africa. How did you how did you love it? What shall we dance? I was trying to get anything to have it with Jay F love it what shall we dance? I was trying to get anything that what's your fond of what shall we do? I'm a jeer I dare you to watch it shall we dance now. I'm alright. Why would you dare me? I don't want to what do I win if I do it? You get to be miserable like me I'm finished life I never saw

Bordertown nothing what's a L.com. She made that with Mark Anthony I saw cuz it was on HBO a little while ago. It's uh, Elcon. She made that with Mark. Anthony. Yeah. I saw because it was on HBO a little while ago. It's dreadful. I can order it down. El Kent. El Kent. Tante. Bring up El Kent Tante. El Kent Tante. El Kent Tante. Oh, it's about, I think it's, yeah, but is it a bio? It's about some real, yeah, it's a bio-op, sir. Tito pointe. Biography. It sounds like a name, though, could it be?

Is it Tito pointe or is it just a name I heard? No, it's a guy you've never heard of. Oh, I've never heard of Tito pointe. Music was recently. Music was my life. It's my name, G-Jazz. I was a Latin guy who thought I could handle her. This guy apparently.

I couldn't handle her. This guy apparently created a whole new form of Latin music. I think that's what the movies about. The market definitely looks like he was born with AIDS and just has lived with it for 40 some years. He's been Dallas Buyers Club since the fucking crib. I don't know of a lot about AIDS. Me either, but Mark Ansel has never not had it. I don't know, but the day he starts eating flesh, I'm gonna be like, you look like you've been doing it for a while. I know. I mean, his eyes are so much further out than his eye lids.

Yeah, how does he always look like a wet dog? Can you please, Harry, up? He's driving so slow, what's the problem? He was playing J-Lo and her prime. Prime J-Lo. Hector! Stand up, honey, We're getting married already? Do you, Echturr?

He does, Hector. I've seen plenty. This is quite enough. He's tapping. Do you know how you've seen that one? No, but it's down, gonna. You have to. You want to keep the streak? Yeah, this one.

He's going to watch it, come back and go. Guys, we were wrong. Start to finish. The back of the ride. The backup plan, you definitely saw, though. What's the backup plan? I don't know, but he's definitely seen it. Oh, yeah.

She plays Zoe. Man, these are dreadful. Oh, man, dude, this is just like, they're just swinging it there. Well, she made just a, she made a ton of wrong comments. Dude, I didn't realize that was bad. But by the way, is this another white guy can't handle her spice?

Of course. There's gotta be a backup plan because no one can handle her latininess. Oh, what the fuck? What the fuck is that? Well, it's some McCarthy on the fucking third building. Look at all that hair. Oh.

Oh, look. Look at that. Look at that. Look back up, black! Oh! I know! Look back up, Blank. I just won't be like that. Dude, brawmcom acting? Every guy in the movie when they yell cut should just drop their head low. I think it goes, what am I doing?

I didn't want to be involved in this. When I did that movie back there, I was like, what the fuck dude? There you go, cut, you go, this isn't what I want to be in. I started cutting. I got to be in I started cutting I gotta go I gotta go let some Get some of this pantobanger escape guys look at my thighs guys look at my thighs. They're scoffered scars What scratch continental crack up part two what bring it up. It's a cartoon. No, no, no, no Let's see what to expect when you're expecting did you see that

Let me take a look to movie about babies bus you plus you and Babies, well some movies on movies that have in babies. I don't know if she's gonna have a problem being Latina in this one I think this is where the embrace is Yeah, the romcoms are it's all It's all squared Have it a baby Can be real mother Really fucks your pussy up the guys. No, why is that the read for the trailer?

A PG-13 comedy shouldn't even be a thing. No, it shouldn't. Haven't been PG for children and R for everyone else. Haven a baby sometimes tears up your pussy. But don't tell these ladies. It's kegals. What happens when a Hispanic girl who's having a hard time simply for being Hispanic finds herself on a police force with a budget angry white? She's a spicy Latina. He's a bland white guy. He's a dork.

What happens when she fucks his pain off when they're when they're What happens when they're deserted on an island and eventually he realizes they're not getting off and he's gonna take what he thinks is his. Yeah. They story. Yeah, what's your expected expecting baby movie? Romcom. That's on your list now, Lou.

No, no, that doesn't mean what about Parker? What's Parker? Becky G. Becky from the other side of the hit. Let's see what the hits are. Cause those, I don't, I don't know, is it a shorter movie? Oh, so that's not a romcom or is it a violent romcom? We're on the run because you're Hispanic. You don't understand. Your butt is so big that it's making me go on a run. Causing a lot of problems. A lot of people don't know. He's European white man, can handle us because we've got full skin. So it doesn't burn. I will. Yeah. Your butt cheeks pull back the meat. And then I get to put the head inside your He doesn't bend my weenie head

I've got a cover for my tiny weenie head I watch this on a plane Yeah, sure what I love to go back to the thing I want to see because he said he Keep going up and she's do what's that you can pass on No, that's not the boy next door was where she made I saw that on TV she fucked the dude next door and he was crazy Oh, yeah, yeah, that was a heart. I did I like that one. That's a hard I saw part of it with Lila and Eve She's Eve She's Eve. Maybe. Oh, Viola Davis and her got involved in a little straight to Cabe.

Oh, dude, two distraught mothers. That's always a great one how it starts. These moms are taken back. And when the worst happens. The whole neighborhood turned on her when they found out she was Latina We feel we failed Get out get a hobby so that you can get on to living. Damn. This was supposed to be your Oscar run Sun's dead and they tell you to start collecting stamps or something. Well, that just try to help go back to the list Yeah, let's see her fucking blood. I'm gonna trail out for all the muslims see what they are

I just want to see the ones that Lou has watched. I've seen all around, Combs, I'll say that. Second act. That was in it. That's one of the newer ones. That was in 2018. You definitely took that down door in the quarantine if nothing else.

You can get a T-Pledge night. Oh, yeah, she's divorced and I'll do it. You just got that place to yourself. Maybe Will's out. You throw down a little casserole little tuna cast. Check out second act. You have a little you have a play to $7 special like a little stinks. interrupt you goofing on me but in Austin I met a bunch of

dudes from San Antonio and they kept praising the value of oregano. In casserole. Whatever. I'll take it. Shout out to the Tony O'Farmers. Yeah. They're just trying. They're bigger Reganel coming to get you. Like I said, you're in their pocket. They're fans of me and a Reganel.

Second Axie did see second act. Oh, really wasn't good hustlers. That was a fine film. Great movie. Opens with a pure stallion on the mic. She plays Ramon and I know that. I say it. I say that.

What about Mary Mead? You see that one that just came out with Owen Wilson? Or I tried. I don't think I can only throw it. You tried to watch it. Yeah. You checked out. That's another example of two spicy for a like a.

Oh, for sure. She's going back to her roots, but works for her. Well, that was definitely monster in law. It was like this girls family is different And they always gonna make them like overly yeah like why is your uncle Raul washing his feet in the kids pool? Yeah, I don't know why the kids make it like I don't know if they'll be trash Yeah, they can work at an office. They don't have to be strawberry pickers Really know what you're doing there he goes got these Hispanic hillbillies They came over. Why did you think my family's would get along? That's what they didn't fool. Yeah, yeah, I miss his Bronco

I do not even notice that I took a poop in your swimming pool fools Russian did that hard with some Hayek in Matthew Perry. Oh, yeah, every stereotypical family is the same interchangeable the The crazy Italian family, the loud Italian, the loud Jewish, the loud everything, like the factory, all the same. If they're going non-ethnic at all on the white, it's gonna all, there'll be tight asses, is what they'll be.

Wasps. A tight ass father and a mom who's a little like, oh, stop it, they're just kids, like person. Yeah, that's the recipe. You throw that together. A can of tuna and some cream mushroom soup. You got yourself fucking Lou whiskey casserole night. I'll tell you what you got. You got Lou whiskey locked in for two and a half. Two plus. It goes. Look. Oh, it goes. Oh, Wilson is the goofy white guy. Jenna J. Low is the Hispanic and the Glock is the the arguments between the

families. Yeah, it's a meeting her mother. Oh, it's really damn dude. J. Lowe is kind of just a set of clunkers. Yeah dude. And Lou loves all of them. She must get a gang of money for doing romcoms. She really tries to go. She'd rather go rom-com She doesn't like doing drama, I don't think she doesn't do very good knit She doesn't do really good at singing either. Whoa This is the 15th song you've played in a row by her by the way Yeah, you come for the queen, dude, and you're playing your own iPod. I see you over there. I think Lou loves JLo And he just wants to be that's why he's with Michelle

He wants to be the spicy Latina that he can't handle. Yeah, when you say you watch JLo movies he wants to be, that's why he's with Michelle. He wants to be with the spicy Latina that he can't handle. Yeah, when you say you watch JLo movies, it's because your girlfriend's Latina and she's made you watch them all this year. No, she makes fun of me for, she doesn't understand it. She goes, okay, Lou, you are up to 2006 JLo movies. Yeah, you are a sophomore.

Okay, now next thing is, you watch them all without her. Yeah. Why? For some reason when I'm getting ready to go out or I have something to do, like when you're in a hotel or when you're at home and a TV's on in the background, I'm always on the romcom channel and she's always on it. For some odd reason, you're always on the romcom channel. You put it on.

And it stays on. Did you put it on for originally? on did you put it just put it on for originally you're like some jalo movie and then you know it was a J low a thon I don't know it was I thought I was watching can't hardly wait it was jaylo vember and on the romcom channel it's on the rom what's the romcom channel is that a thing it's one of the HBO's What's the wrong comment channels that a thing? It's one of the HBO's. Oh, uh, yeah, HBO family or wrote HBO.

I know. I don't know. Yeah. Comedy. No, I'm not. No, they wouldn't put these ghastly things on comedy, would they? The step above home arc channel. So you marry me.

You watched you fucking rented it on Amazon Prime. Yeah. And you gave up on it. You dropped 20 smackers to watch an Owen Wilson. No, I would never Can't tell you right now, Lou. I think you're gonna have a good 2022 because we got shotgun wedding coming out. Oh, the mother, the Godmother, the mother and the Godmother. Yeah. Oh man, there's a lot. So it's gonna be yeah, buddy. Don't worry. You're gonna be just fine. Yeah. Yeah buddy, don't worry. You're gonna be just fine. Yeah But your next couple years are locked down You're locked in Loner. Do you love it watching spicy Latin ladies burn through white dudes?

Let's take our first break. We'll be back. It's the bonfire If anything if you were wrong I'm gonna be the people who buy one. you