The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - DJ Lou's Curious Experience (feat. Justin Silver)

Episode Date: November 17, 2021

Justin Silver joins The Bonfire and DJ Lou tells the gang about his curious experience with two young men.Stream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/BonfireFollow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM @DanSoder www.DanSoder.com@BigJayOakerson www.BigJayOakerson.com@IAmJustinSilver www.IAmJustinSilver.com 

I'm Dan Soder and I'm Big J. Okreson and welcome to the Bonfire podcast. You can hear our full show every day on SiriusXM. Go to SiriusXM.com slash Bonfire for a special offer. And now the Bonfire with Big J. Okreson and Dan Soder. Yesterday on the show, we were wrapping up and then DJ Lou dropped the bomb where he was like oh I didn't tell you guys my gay story for three weeks. Wow three weeks He's been holding three weeks that he went out and went to a sex club was he he was saving it for gay Day I'm gonna hold the a until you

Get so flustered when we start telling effects Back on Look he gets a flustered when we start telling effects though Go with a bitch spell that tea what happened You broke up your girl when you decide to swing the other direction. Yeah, dude That's all right, you know, you just got to flip the switch back on yeah, you know It's easy to fuck a dude and then go to Pearl Jam. What don't you know a step back equals to step forward Maybe they'll smell the gay on me. Puss gets thrown at me.

You know, harder to explain the pussy, how good Mike McCreedy is. You understand? Great fucking guitar play. You ever watch hockey while a man reaches around? Yeah, I bet you won. Nothing better than watching the ranges as he getting a corn hole.

Oh, man, just fucking suckin' a guy off while he tells you. Oh, I mean, mad fucking Mike Beaza. Oh off while he tells you the time he met fucking Mike Man, what about the time you get slammed into the board says you're watching other boys get slammed into the boards That's right finish me off good now. Tell you about the time duck good and came to my cousin Oh, give me a wrist or all my lower back Who's your favorite giant? I'll go first. Lawrence Taylor. Now you now you if you say Jeff Hofstad are sucky dick. That'd be fun. That's a great gay game. You have to say another Jets player or a Giants player and then you go back to sucking. It's like the chess like speed chess. Oh yeah, Jeremy talk to you

I want to play Papa Johnson Can you tell me the rest of that story? Which story? Dan was just saying he's gay experience. Oh, okay. Yeah, I got this fucking app hard on that was the we haven't even introduced it barely we have we have worked here, there was a Oh, okay cool the guests now I understand the flyer that you put out for this episode which I was like what the fuck are they think you're the fly dude it's

gay day Oh yeah, the weird shirt was picture yeah, what was up with that? Who made that flyer? Did it? That black glue. Black glue, what the fuck? Black glue. That flyer is fucking wild.

Is it Justin's men's health magazine picture? You haven't seen it? No, yeah. Yeah, I think it is actually. Do you think it is Justin? You know what? Let me backpedal a little bit to maintain some sort of dignity please. Okay, that's fair.

Thank you. Give me a little bit. There it sort of dignity please. Thank you. That's like give me a little there it is Damn, dude, what the fuck? Oh hell yeah, Josh looks like the producer that ordered you into taking your shirt off Yeah, yeah, Josh looks like the guy who got me at the porn. That's what he looks like in the Errol Flynn God, he must be dejected by that poster. Yeah, a weird poster That was originally your skankfest picture, but I would have fucking flipped out. No, you were doing a good show. I sure did.

I thought of. No, you know what it is? It's like when the fucking hot chick comic is not funny and everything is like that. You know what I'm saying? But I know you guys think I'm funny, right? We love you. Thank you. If you're a love pecs are hilarious.

They're hilarious. They're so fucking. You're round shoulders are so fucking funny. You can't. God, I love your boobs. I love your boobs. Only one thing on you know, They're hilarious. They're so fucking... You're round shoulders are so fucking funny. God damn I love your boobs. I love your boobs. Only one thing on you not funny buddy, it's that serious cock your back. Sit down Kristi.

Sit down and watch her saying, is it out? That's flop. Kristi would Jill off to Justin doing a gaysine. For sure. I'm trying to fuck Justin. I mean, it's the way that she said fuck that you're like. It's got seasoning on it. Oh, yeah, it was spin on the ball.

And now she means it. She means it. Yeah, for sure. Well, guess what? Lou, Lou hadn't experienced. Please. And we are so excited for him to show. Jacob's so patiently waiting.

Okay. So I went to my Jacob's got dick in hand. Neighborhood bar. shout out whiskey roads Rhodes you got to a place called whiskey roads sure do man. That's like step one and being like maybe I should go to a program No, really. I thought you're gonna become an author. All right. I thought it was being American. Yeah whiskey roads So it's last call. I think it was like Thursday night. So these two, uh, gay guys, I was harketoo. They said they live right around the corner.

And they're really young like I can knock both of their heads together. I could kill them. It's a weird way to disclaimer this story by saying you could have beaten them up. Oh, right. Just so that you know, at no time was I in physical danger. I want to make it clear right now He's doing fucking fruits with buddy in my hand Let me tell you I would clap on him like two bugs

I could have taken tinker and bell and smushed him together What were their names, though? Bruce and Chris come on The little one was named Bruce and the big tall skinny one was named Chris So you know Bruce is that power of boss? Is it air supply? Yes, they're describing air supply. Yes, Bruce was definitely a charge.

What's up, gay and Bruce, what's up? Bruce is a charge. Okay, so I guess they Bruce and what? Bruce and Chris. Okay, little Bruce big Chris. So they invited me for a nightcap to go around. They live like five houses away. And we don't know what we don't know is that Lou is yelling at the bartender for more booze

I need it's one more give me some more that sweet Hoot trying to get brave ago. Let these guys go work. They go honey honey honey honey Yelling come around the corner. We'll have a night cow Bruce has the best I got Rita Max. Maybe you do Bruce. I do you Maybe you do Bruce, I do you, and maybe... You do Bruce? I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go slice these limes are bad. I'm gonna go slice up a fresh lime. Why don't you guys kiss or whatever?

You guys get comfortable with each other. Bruce, maybe put on that silk Japanese robe I got here? You guys, you don't have a change in front of you, do you, Lou? You're a friend, right? We're all guys here. Oh God, it's just European cut underwear. Act like you've seen it before. It's probably weird to see an uncircumcised piece like this in your country. It's a weird

that this banana hammock is just screaming for me to let it out. So they offer you a night cap. And what do you think? They were like, did you say yes immediately? Yeah, one and another day. They they physically high fives behind your back or they or they give or they give this face where they go Yeah, yes exactly they go. He goes. Yeah, I love another drink. He goes We're in dude. I didn't think we're I didn't think we're gonna do group stuff on Thursday You're such a catch if they want to like turn a straight guy. Oh my god. Yeah, I mean Oh, my you love booze enough. You're fucking willing to do some case. Oh, yeah, usually people

graduate to crack cocaine before they get that. You can usually have to have a class one narcotic to do gays. I went over for an amp still like next to I know I got spit roast. I don't know. I had a I had a flat blood like it. I've been left out. We have Michael of Ultras, we have party games, there's poppers, there's so much. I smoked so many skinny cigarettes though. If I had to hear one more show tune, I was gonna blow my brains out.

I go, guys, can you put your cocks in my ears? I can't listen to this horse shit anymore. The whole, all of guys and dolls. The whole review. Hi, thanks. With the 2020 cast oh my god So walking to the house walking to their house and I hear them go we're gonna get them we're gonna get them Dude I turn around and say no guys seriously you're not gonna get dude. That was almost a spit

I almost just fucking launched Fuck it. I'm flattered. I'm flattered, but you guys are not You're gonna get away. We're gonna get him wait. Did you really say it like you guys? not you wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait Stop stop it. He goes Bruce. I think we're looking at a loose sandwich I don't think you guys are both extremely attractive little Bruce not that little Bruce big Chris You're both classically handsome look you're just parking up the wrong tree although Let's see where a couple of James and take this tree. You know what I mean you got the hard stuff I want to bust open the cabinet. Maybe I bust open these Levi's What if I told you that we had a signed ball by Noah Schwengard

All right, listen, I'll take my Dunga Rees off from leaving the underwear on okay. I'm keeping my new balances on it Dunga Reese think of my dunga Reese effects fill up your spank bank. Let's go and if you judge me by my fucking Joe box Or underwear on that you can kiss me once but don't be fucking weird You guys can kiss my fucking chest while you jerk off. I swear I swear to god this the last this the last thing I'm doing I swear to god want to eat foodie three foodies Moans while I'm boning you a fucking gone It just ends with going all right. Don't get you come on me. Yeah, do you think I'm not putting on lipstick or makeup? Talk up to two hours later. Is it a right if I sleep over she doesn't like when I come only oh my God You guys got all the sex in the city on blue ray

You guys got all the sex in the city on blue ray Look at the ever elusive season six. Oh my god, I don't want to say this, but I'm definitely a Samantha Is it right if I sleep in your room, you know the Jameson gives me a bad dream. Hey these these pillows covered in fur They they catch a lot of your gins. I don't have ASS boys, but uh You have any thick of grade toilet paper? Because I think something's happening back there. My dad, which one he was related to, liberal, watching? Look at this place. Holy diamonds on the ceiling.

Hey, Lou, he calls his brother, he goes, well, get over here with a crowbar. I'm with two juicy fruits, and I think we can take the whole fuck to place. You must have a lot of expendable income with a crowbar. I'm a two I'm a two juicy fruits and I think we could take the whole fuck the place You must have a lot of expendable income this gay guys is that kind of like a cool thing What do you say I just want to learn which one? Use the interior design it cuz this whole place is phone. Shway that What do you guys keep your butt plugs like in the floor? Show me what you guys keep all your stuff I think this washable

So when they when they say that yo, it's your com already in this There's no coming this am still right? Bottoms up Ching Ching Hey, Solon He's a drinks it. What is when they said we're gonna get you did they do it around? Oh, dude great They were I take them wanted me to hear it. I don't know, but I just made it clear. I was just doing it.

I was so knowing that it's- I was so knowing that it's- Did we'll see, did we'll witness all this? No, but- No, twin brother, watch you walk away with you, man. No, no. No, no. It was a-

It was a- It was a- It was a- No, no, no, no, no, no, no,ed. Blue. We all know hammered. Yeah. So he's just like, all right, I'll go back. Christine, if you ever go back to someone's place for a realist, I'm not talking about a girl, but like a guy where if you're going back to his place for a drink, you're like, we're gonna hook up at least something. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's the part of the drink. I guess so. You said yes to having sex with two gay men just so you know. Yeah, you, I mean, you're saying

you verbally said the dotted line. Yeah, it was a verbal commitment. I verbally said the opposite. You bummed them out. Yeah, just like, I wanted to bum them out. I wanted to be the worst version of myself. Yeah, but, that would've get cheeky. Sometimes they like the channel.

Yeah, and you know that. Yeah, they like the challenge, do you know that? Yeah, they want to see they get turned. You know how to turn women off. You don't know how to turn men. What are you going to do if they just go? Yeah, I do. Lou, do me a favor. Will you judge a dance contest between me and Chris?

God, Lou, I hate to tell you this. We're diabetic. And the only way I can take my insulin is triple kiss. Triple kiss, spring break kiss. They had no interest in your brother who looks just like you there. Oh, you oh you talked them on the phone You said by the way if you were told you have a twin brother right there. They would have shit They would like holy shit Shot through the roof like an acme cartoon get him over like a looney to oh

You mean there's two Oh You mean there's two? Oh, it's in the back of his ear. Big crests calm down. Somebody freckly but so little time. Oh my god, I've always wanted to slam into this ham. So you tell him, guys, it's just gonna be drinks. Guys, I'm going over there for alcoholic reasons only Not I am not homophobic, but I do love to be served over served

So when you say you're not gonna get me do they giggle and high five? Yeah, I'm not sure they believed me, but I'm at it very clear I made it very clear. I didn't I didn't like I'll give you a knuckle Sam which like you guys think I am you made it very clear by continuing to Yes, don't I'm telling you all this right now still generally speaking what you've done so far But it was a girl saying all those things and everything generally even in her mind. She's like I'm doing something Yeah, I'm like yes, we're like flirting with him at the bar. Yeah, they already was Something yeah, I'm gonna kiss we like flirting with him at the bar. I got the party was He get like how did they invite you a little bit? Everywhere how about we get out of this cold beer and into a warm Well drunk Luke. It's very emotional and like you know, he gets like yeah, oh man

I want a hot tub with you I'm not gonna lie you two look like you'd be fun to soak with Sometimes just need like a hug you know what I'm saying I just want someone like you know look me in the eyes when I make love to that I just want a guy to kiss that kisses back So I give you that guy for yellow. No guys come on. We're just going to have a drink guys. You're being silly I just want to be seen. Yeah, I feel like I'm Sincere goes guys I'm gonna smoke a cigarette cuz we're gonna smoke you guys You guys said you weren't gonna be so warning

Guys why don't you take over your jacket just leave your undershirt on guys Take over your jacket just leave your undershirt on guys Look I'm gonna space open on the couch for you guys They're showing the replay it and met spillies from April on SNY I remember this thought good was at my house two months ago You like score you've heard us about you've repeated that story three times. Lucky for you. I'm a big mad man. Sorry, I guess I'm just, you know, get a little tipsy and start telling stories.

He goes, me, the mad, scream, the mad, I kiss you. So, when you go over there, when you go to their house, just I don't know, is it nice to toss up between, thought good and then, like, peos.

You know, you know, in this light, big Chris, you kind of look like Keith Hernandez. Huh? Huh? Huh? Little Bruce. Bruce? Why did I call you little?

Cause you don't, you don't look a little Little Bruce I got I got a big feeling about you Bruce Making me not little Bruce a big person so a little Bruce cuz you smold you sometimes feeling secure about that because sometimes I have loose My bosses write me all the time saying I drink smoke too much Nothing anybody issue No Bruce no Bruce LB

So what's happening to me right now? Hey BC my guts are some. Hey BC, LB, you guys got any ice cream? You ever had some mint chocolate chip with an amstel back? Little Bruce is the most iconic and on the nose name for like a gay character. Little Bruce. Little Bruce. So when you go to their house, is it a macula? It was pretty nice. Good use of small spaces, I would say. Yeah, right. That's their whole sex life. Oh yeah dude. You're a asshole. Did you feel safe? They made good use of little space. They were able to get both in at once.

Oh man, you did a DP. So. So as soon as I get in there, I notice the drink. You still went in. The drink isn't coming. I guess what? There's no drink. They're never we've won a drink.

I just. Lewis. Lewis Archibald witsky Drink alcohol They got to be sober to fucking catch you guys they got their work in it. I was promised a man Hatten and that never came Jesus Christ. You're also offered the only thing it didn't come that night Balls the, balls the butt, balls the butt. It is weird that they didn't give him alcohol there. It is weird, Jacob.

So where did it go? So you go there, they don't have booze and what you just sat around and talked about Joan Rivers? As soon as we started having this discussion that they weren't gonna get me, I'm flattered and we're not doing this, but I just would like to have a drink and have my cool new gay friends.

So the one guy, Chris goes in the bedroom, like sad because he's not going to get his gazelle and he lays down on the bed with the door open a little bit and I'm with the little Bruce on the couch. And he's got hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on number one. Did they immediately put on a catheter grip in DVD? Or did they wait for you? Number two. What did when they go? What are you doing in their apartment when you know they don't have booze and BC is up in the bed?

And one guy's laying down looking at you from the bed the other one's on the couch You're like an awkward chick who agreed to come home with two guys. I know and you had so many opportunities and not even get to this point Here's where I realized he said so you never been curious and he gets like this look a love who says that Bruce LP? Yeah, spurs in the living look a love. Yeah show me can you give it? Oh, that's all tree. I'm not a lot of those guys. Yeah, yeah, I boned up a little. Yeah, there was movement. I kind of felt like you were into me for the first time in this show. Oh my god, so where's that drink?

Are they good looking guys? Yeah. They were. You were flattered. Yeah. One to ten. Uh, they were in your category, Justin? Day.

They had some men. Oh, little Bruce. Little Bruce. Little bit. Would you like better? Little Bruce, a big Chris. I kind of feel like little Bruce like that's coming from medium Justin I was really turned off I didn't like it

You're too deep now Who is better looking little sexy? I know, but who is better? They could have made it sexy for you though No, they cannot do what if they were what if they were also just super in the Pearl Jam. Let's say they were in the Pearl Jam and they had booze at their house. I'd still say at 80% shot, you would have done something gay that night. Kagerator signed poster by Eddie Vetter, a Kagerator of Amstel Light, and then they have a secret recorded show from 1994.

And he puts his hand on you goes this song is called release It's about his difficult relationship with his father. I thought that way you would have gay sex if Bruce and Chris new veteran He goes to the earth conduit. Lou you've never heard Pearl Jam at the gorge in 1995 No, I did that was that he's a great call. Oh my god. They almost did like half vitology live I'm just gonna put it on real quick. I think I'm gonna start with the live version of daughter Put that on he goes out listen I'm gonna warn you guys right now. We're slurred. I don't shave the bass in my shafts And in the worst

My dick Vowel My dick started on a roll the tension my dick's got a pit of a neck beard if you don't mind brucing big Grace I didn't get the whack the weeds before I came over here. I didn't know this gonna happen. I wore my period The grass grows a little high by the telephone pole if you know He goes you get me going you'll see my trunk. Yeah, sorry that base has the real rough stuff till you know the wire It's coarse, but you offer this elephant a peanut, he'll stick his trunk out. Wait, warm my nuts up, it looks bigger.

It looks bigger when you warm up my nuts. Hey, LB, slap around my barbell. So, he says, guys, tell me you get about it when you met her, he better. Okay, was he like approachable? Oh, shut up. way to a no way I'm a little trip out all right back up back up question back up question you like eye contact okay Now tell me is McCready bad ass Which drummer did you see him with

He goes you know you know any better wrote this song before he had a daughter he knows he knows he knows he knows he knows he knows he knows he knows he's obviously in there oh oh oh oh hey guys I don't want to be a rude I got to want to be a rude guest you got something to bite on Yep, no you dragon you dragon Antis man you can really have crisp. They were alive Do me a favor Bruce just leave it in for a second. Don't move it. Let me get used to it And then baby pumps. Okay, baby out baby Drag his tape

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Screens big, it's more comfortable. Did you mind if I ask you a question? Would you mind building a fort with us? Yeah, I, a little fort building experience, you know. I worked on a couple of construction sites. I got siblings. You guys want to play 10 on Play Loans 10? Who's the form, then?

Big Chris and Little Bruce. You want to take one of these little green pills? What are you? I want to whack it. What can you want to bring hornets? What is this? These quailoons? What do you guys get these?

Hey, come over here, Jolly Green Giant. Oh, you didn't hear me. Is this what Dark Web is? So Little Bruce goes to Big Chris. What are you doing in there, jerking off? He goes, that's a good idea. to big Chris. What are you doing in there jerking off? He goes that's a good idea pulls out Jacob a wapper of a fucking penis Wow and such to Jerko off and I run out the place and that's the Covering

Let me dominate this for one second Now let me please let me let me dominate this for one second. I have a lot of questions. Jay, I got a question. Please take lead, please take lead investigator. I'm just a storyteller, Lou. I've got a big old hell dare you because I said you ran out and you said yes with a tone of like yes, of course I ran out. Nobody listening or in this room that's not gay is in the position you're in.

You are four steps beyond a gay evening that I would be. I don't wanna victim shame you, but you were asking for this. You were asking for this. I'm telling you poor big Chris was pretty sure he was, you know how we got the name. Yeah he goes, here we go, he goes to the spot guy, I do, I said, he goes, dude go on to the bedroom

and then I'll do the jerking off thing and then we see your dick, he's gonna want it. He goes, bc, here's the deal. We're gonna play we're gonna play We're gonna lay a trap. I'll talk to him our bald beautiful new friend. You go in the room Rev up the engine and fucking loose get that on out of this handover's ass So like my butthole to smoke He goes hey, hey big a bc time to stalk into Malone No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I've never seen a man's erect penis besides my own in my whole life. You're lying. I Jacob have you seen a no-rex man's penis in your life besides your own? I seen three on the way over here. No, I never written the D train

Oh, you mean like that you're not pointing my real life in real life. Oh Me in the wild I've seen friends you're a three friends you never had like a threesome with like a the you and your boys real life. In real life. Me and the wild. And that's what I was talking about. I mean, I see my son. You never had like a threesome with like a, uh, you and your boys. I tell Josh I like you a boy and another boy. I tell Josh this. That he goes, man, you haven't lived. Yeah.

That's a funny Josh line. Oh, man, that's, that's scale number one. It being a zoop, that daddy. You want to have him to heal. That's the kind of games you're going to have to play oh Move the LA for seven months. You'll see a dick Luke why did how bad you want to like clearly the entire focus was drawn to sex by the time that you guys were walking I figured this out pretty quickly, but why did you hang in so long? What did you not have at your house a drink?

Would you no booze your house? Well, where are you by the way? Can I just ask Jersey little fair any Jersey? You couldn't just go to a deli Yeah Three in the morning. We don't have bodegas. Oh really? And like CBS is closed. Oh, yeah, there's no like 7 11 that would have booze No, they don't have booze though beer no beer. No, I think you're right. They didn't offer you a drink the second You got in the house. Yeah, they want to make you comfortable. Man, I'll tell you what, big, big,

big, big, big, Chris New, how big of a dick he has. No, it's not just that. Lou, you're giving all the signals that they, it's all working so far. So they're like, they think you're also making an excuse of wanting a drink because you need their coffee. Oh, I need a drink.

I need a guys, we need to go home immediately. He goes, yeah, you want to drink it right from the tap daddy Yeah, I'll try it left in the day. Oh, okay, Stan. Do you mean he is sort of I guess we can call that when he said that you were in the bedroom, right? No, but the door was open so you can see his massive Wang Damn, why understand how it happened in the first place? Yeah, it's a good question Really I'm like, what was the conversation at the bar? Right, so we did the bar, man, didn't think they could fuck you. I was just nice to them He goes, I'm not, he goes, honestly, I'm a silly billy looking for whatever

You're such a hot chick right now, I was like, I don't understand why they're just being nice I thought we were friends You're a fucking cockties, you're a fucking scandalous, I love it You're a fucking cockties, you don't think I they are you I'm just being nice. I thought we are fucking cock these are fucking scandalous I love it. You're a fucking cock. Do you know I do this shit to Hey guys, oh I might have mentioned that I'm a verse by Spoken of the different sex term because I'm pansexual bottom verse by I'm pansexual Open for anything you guys got any booze it's preposterous. You know how I know in that uh or anything, you guys got any booze. It's preposterous.

You know how annoying that fucking, like those terms, people wanna call themselves the sexual things, when someone identifies as one of those things, it's always an annoying person because they can't wait to tell you what, what their thing is. No, just enough of what that is. What was the show? Is that like a box cover or something?

Something on the show where there was a bunch of. From the HBO show, an HBO documentary. No, it wasn't that. I watched a show the other day where there was like a bunch of girls hanging out and like, why aren't the guys? It was Florida Bam Assure. They're like, why aren't the guys paying attention to us?

And it's like, like, shaved head, beautiful black chick. Just kept going like, she goes, I'm paying sex, what doesn't matter to me, do we hang out with? And like, she said it Like seven more times in the total five minutes. She was on the show. We want pansexuals So it's fine. Well being pansexuals really that oh my it's like lady. It's like it's like when so are you anything else? Like I mean or name part Native American they can't wait to

Funny an old Cherokee lesson What's that? Well, that's the guy on love after a log of all so he's the best white guy's by native law But he's just a white guy. It's the white nerdiest dude on the I think with that with the fucking the fucking Jews who do that shit with it with fucking to pass jewelry Oh my god. Oh my god. I love that so yeah, we got to get into Here I'm trying to understand in the apartment Chris big Chris is in the bedroom with the door open. Yeah jerking off laying on the bed Yes, he's like, oh, I feel like carry in season three How much did you watch before you split?

It's honest immediately because then it got real like the cross the line. I had to go that's where got real Yeah, not them lowering the house and telling you they were gonna have sex with you and then trying aggressively to have sex with you Can I ask you a question? Was it an apartment or a house? We went up it's too family definitely, but I think we were might even been in the fucking attic I feel like they should have just started blowing each other and then ludes would have been sitting there like looking away I'm like any timeline on that drink I was promised a man Hatton

Last time I checked he does not have a liquor cabinet in the walls! I actually said that, I'm like, why don't you guys go fuck each other and then I left, you know, like, on my way out, I'm like, you guys fuck each other. Did you say it, like, kind of sassy like that? No, I'm just like- Go fuck each other. You're like, we're going to! You're both in heat, so fuck each other, bye!

Okay, if you loved this show, you would have at least stayed and watched them fuck I can't if there was a woman anywhere with a block if I was that we could have worked something out here on my life I swear to all you guys if I'm that nuts deep in the situation where it's like already gotten so we're dealing where I'm like How am I here? I'm not gonna fuck these guys Then pulling their dicks out isn't gonna make me the thing makes me run on deck. Nah guys, do something weird now. I'm just gonna have to tell somebody this story. Not to me.

I'm calling your bluff. Because Lou, you can't just hung out. They would have been happy to let you just watch them fuck. Yeah. For sure. I wouldn't have been happy. Yeah, instead of looking away from, from why? At least.

He was one man hatting away. You're right Jacob. Such harmless stupid little kids. Lou, he goes all years old. He goes, I'll sit through this man hat in the way you're right Jacob So such harmless stupid little kids He goes all years old he goes I'll sit through this man hat finish before I'm done. Oh Chris go easy on him It looks like that hurts, huh? Here's what you do. Here's what you do it look You know a guy will never walk away from a drink. He give me 64 ounce like big gulp of booze Just one of those So then just start fucking affirm he goes like ah

I can't I want to be a I can't think of so much so much booze I can't do it all this absolute citron stop pounding it Lou Star it's sick. You're gonna throw up all over our shag Harbour if they gave you a drink and they started like if they gave you a drink and they were saying I need to start Like making out a little bit would you stay through the drink? Yes? Yeah, you would have if they started making out and weren't looking at me like hey like this I Didn't even add that part, but you know go ahead Instead of saying it without saying no booze big dick pulled out Lou runs like it's a horror movie. He's like falling over his legs

I'm sorry Sorry Oh, sorry. I'll fuck Fix that well paper that They live five houses away from you from the bar that I go to that my friend's own buddy. We got to go back there I'll go with you. Let's get road shout out. Huh? Shots get road shout out. What's up? We want to go get gay raped? Dude, damn so when you were walking by the the way, you made the joke by being gay raped and I gotta tell you, well you were as a gay cock tease,

Louis actually would happen. You were cock tease these guys all night. By the way, I would have killed to have heard Louis monologue leaving there, he goes,

why you did it again, Witz. Oh, you almost got yourself gay rape for the 13th time this month. What is it about post COVID almost Damn it Lou, every time I'm in the store, I say buy a little extra boost so you have some in the house and Then two days later I end up just another situation of a man masturbating in front of me against my will What is it about 20 21 that I just Falling in the day. Yeah, just imagine when he gets home. He just hangs his coat. He's like It will go. He's like I can't trip over my own shoes without two K guys trying to fuck me Meanwhile, we'll's watching the history documentary smoking a cigarette. I guess how's your night, bro?

Would he go don't even ask? Don't even get me started here goes I picked up some tall boys he goes wish I wouldn't own that I don't know it's the Lewin well yeah it's the wits the wits the the the

the the the the the the the the the the the the

the the the the the the the the the the the it if you so easily fooled this time you're you have such a problem you're gonna go back back to that boy you'll stare right there see I would just stay away from it I would never go to whiskey roads again I've been there twice since have you seen them now tell me have you seen there's whiskey roads what a lovely awning they guaranteed they had whiskey there the next time they actually had booze. You go back. And they swore they did.

You would absolutely. Full me once, Jacob. No, Lou, you're lying. If they said we won't do that again, sorry, we felt bad, we made you uncomfortable. When you come over for an actual drink, they still mean they think that you're gonna turn still, and they're gonna try to get you.

And you will sit there again and looking at another man's dick again. I would go as far as to say they have raging confidence that they could turn I think you're in they think you're 70% in already. Yeah, well now I'm not gonna give them anything to Why miss can stroke I'll go listen. I love this show so much. I'll go through this whole thing with you That's why he was a show He loves the show so much you can have sex with you I'm secure in my sexuality but Lou come on What do you know they'll outsmart you?

Yeah Dude I love that I'm not just a laughing I'm dating little I'm dating little guys you know my friend little Bruce I know that name dude you can just see me on the road and like Dan sometimes you have these feelings Big Chris gets a fire bubble in it me You see as he starts laughing goes He got what he's little bruise

We got it inside Joe Do it's key witsky lighting a cigarette out of the corbis not that fear ran and going those fucking tricksters Say what could you smoke in their house no way? Say what he's smoking inside if he could have smoked inside he to watch those guys fuck Yeah, they go you can if you want here's an ashore cold outside He'd like yeah hang for one more you guys what are you guys guy you guys got the 2015 NLCS on DBO you just say to me because who looks like it hurts boys on Third person perspective.

Ouch. Like being on the sideline in an NFL. You don't realize those hits really hurt. Oh, you guys don't like take turns in the same sesh? Oh, that's okay. All right. I kind of want to know, you own foot quarter. I'm not going to suck dookie off big Chris's dick.

Oh yeah, make sense when you put it like that you guys might rip it on the butt Yeah, listen if I fuck you so you sucks around the pack When you're fucking Do you pay immediately to make sure there's no turd in you dick. Oh, what's the UTI sitch? Damn, I can't believe you guys like always have cranberry juice. Oh just for the mixes. Hey, hey mixes getting vodka Damn head just explode when you tell them this story Oh, my brother said not to repeat the story ever again really really because he's humiliated that you were in that deep. Yeah This is why you get full by camgirls, you know, he's like you're

your retard These two gay guys are like are a mark. He goes they're going to the bathroom. He goes hey, Brucey I got a real fish on the line You're a marr. Remember that time I almost bought a car with, uh, Yes, cards. Yes, I do. I tried to buy an automobile with, uh, like,

Bed, Bath Beyond coupons. Yeah, I don't get 20 off. It was for a girl. Then you try to pay, you paid someone's rent for them. Did I? You just paid. No, I gave her 60 bucks to the bunny. 100% he helps someone pay their rent one month.

Yes, absolutely. Oh yeah, I remember that. Yes. You can go back through the archives of the show. There's never so many things that you paid someone's rent. You were in the name of the guy. By the way, I know what it was. It was a first fucking date.

She got the extra food. She asked me to take home. And then told you she needed money for rent help with a rent and you gave it to her. Oh, I forgot that part. She ordered two lobsters, ate them there and then a rent you gave it to her. Oh, I forgot that part She ordered two lobsters ate them there and then took two lobsters to go Oh, yeah on a first date you took a chick off for a lot. Oh, I know. What kind of girl? Oh, I don't place it had lobster Yeah, what kind of girl crushes two lobsters a dinner just cracking them up with her own hand

She goes also She was like she's stuck in a cloud. She goes also, Layla Lord's Peter Real Sting. She goes, I wish they could pay my bills and lobster, but it doesn't work like that. Dean large march. She goes, also, hey, hey Garso, the extra warm butter. Wow. Is this butter drawn? Or is it? Ah! Damn, Lou. I can't believe you almost walked into that. So you're so gullible, you almost got fucked by two guys. I would say you were 70% of the way there.

They, when you walked out, they were blown away. They were still over the edge of thinking like, this is happening. We have to move on to our stronger tactics of now. Like, Big Chris, you're the shower. Pull out that fucking monster pole on keeping here. By by the way the first question that Chris said the Bruce when he ran out of what what happened we had with his fucking raging dick goes

oh still stroking and he goes what happened I want to grab it run right I wanted the argument they had after he left like just who fucked up he goes what happened Bruce you're on the couch you're on. Yeah, you had to have something for him. He needed to feel comfortable. Come on, you know how we land these eagles. I know, this is a terrible thing to say to my dear friend, but I wish they took you. I wish they would have shut the door and took you.

And shut the door. They wanted it. Now you can't sleep. Yeah, you should, because you were dumb to get that deep into it if you had no interest. By the way, if I was as deep as you, I don't know if I would ever be in that position, but if I was as deep as you,

I had assumed it in my head I'd be going like, I'm gonna try some gay shit to that dude. I'm gonna try fucking some dudes tonight. I would give up all the money I'm gonna make in the next year to have a documentary of that, have that on film with David Attenborough. Calling it, for you guys. Lou thinks he's getting a drink, but what he's actually getting is a bird's eye view of Chris's massive hawk.

Louie strokes it in seduction. As in the wild seduction is also in port. The dance of the gay man has begun. Yeah, dude, I can't believe. In fact, I think you're shitty. The only reason I think you're the only reason I think you're not shitty is because they didn't offer you that they didn't get you the drink that they did promise you. If they got you a drink and you didn't fuck them after we presented cock to you, they talked you, they warned you

outside. Dude, I'm telling you, you don't feel ashamed. You owe them something. The funniest thing was you owe them something. The funniest thing was him just going, I'm telling you don't feel shame you owe them some the funniest thing was you Old them some funny thing was him just going why don't you jerk off because that's a good idea That's really goes why don't you go I thought you'd be like 10 seconds ahead of yeah Oh god, we are such fricking frack. I knew exactly what you do it out there Does anybody in there want watch me, Jerk? You have offended me in this sort of situation. You don't think I've let a guy rub my shoulders

for like drugs times? You don't think? You don't think? In his apartment, of course, I have. That's your choice. It makes sense, I don't even know that information about Justin, but I already knew it. I knew it without knowing it.

I knew that, no, in it. Can I tell you what? Sometimes your friendships are so good, you can feel stuff. If someone's kidding me, because you think Justin's ever rubbed the guy's shoulder for drugs, yeah. Yeah, I do. I'll tell you right now, he's probably peeled off a tank top

and done the drugs in front of the guy. Yeah, do sit up. I bet you let a guy do fucking Coke off your belly. What? Yeah, it gives it, but I didn't. Right. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's not, you haven't done it, but like you're open to it. Yeah little Bruce if you're out there listening little

Bruce is he know who you are these guys? No, I don't think I'm gonna find out We're talking about an original radio show. Yeah, well they probably think they think lose an iron worker We can easily call this place and tell them that DJ Liu comes there on the show and two game and try to rape him. I would almost call whiskey roads and go, hey, next time Bruce or Chris are in, can you have him call my number? Listeners, don't call. Don't call. Don't do that. Don't call whiskey with. Don't call whiskey with. We're joking. We don't want to harass a business. No, I'm saying we should call and tell them to tell Bruce and Chris to call.

Egg goes, Bruce and Chris, what? He goes, you know, you know, Bruce, you know, little Bruce, big Chris. Little Bruce, big Chris. Yeah, he'll know. Were they calling themselves that, or did you call them that? I just called them that. Just to remember.

Little Bruce, big Chris. Did you start giving them the nickname, little Bruce, like halfway through, so it became like his little pet name? Come on, little Bruce, you know. You let them all shine. That's what it was, dude. you made it look you use the two form not the voo form You should have done something gay with them where you got to you on your own accord You should touch their dicks or something it doesn't make you gay. It's like, you know, it's just it's wrong about that No, it wouldn't fact make you a hundred percent of homosexual maybe but so what?

This is situational gay. This is situational though. Yeah, you were there and you wanted that drink. Let me leave your kid napping me. I wish I would have known, like, you know the one if, why I'd like to speak to them as I would say, I want to tell them where they fucked up. God, you should have gotten Lou a little more light.

I can give you a Lou Gasex starter pack and send it to your house. Pack of lights, pack of marble lights, let's smoke inside. Pearl Jam Discography. For sure. Bottle of Jamison and Amstel. Or maybe Vatology on vinyl.

Oh my God. See here that crackle? Oh, I like that crack. Man, the sound is so rich. Really fills the room Where'd you boys find the phonograph Wow crazy look at the horn on that thing man, you know Eddie vett is real father lived in San Diego

You know he's a club's fan they had a super gay apartment, right? You said it was a lot. It was nice. It wasn't super gay. You couldn't tell a lot about them. I think this maybe was just their fuck room or whatever. Oh, they brought you back to the fuck dungeon. Damn, dude, the slam palace. That is so great. Do you malice at the palace?

You were gonna wake up the next day in a wealth. Yeah. Word's gonna spread, Lou. You're out there now. You're out. The big fish is in the sea. You've been listening to Syriaius XM's bonfire. New episodes every Tuesday through Friday mornings and full shows always on Sirius XM.

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