The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - DJ Lou's Past (feat. Sebastian Maniscalco & Pete Correale)

Episode Date: March 31, 2022

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I'm Dan Soder and I'm Big J. Ocroson and welcome to the Bonfire podcast. You can hear our full show every day on Series XM. Go to seriousexem.com slash Bonfire for a special offer. And now the Bonfire with Big J. Ocroson and Dan Soder. Only Lewitsky can bring the families together. Lew you're a powerful man. Thank you. Combinator. Lewitsky they call him Combinator. Combinator. You're a powerful man. Thank you. Comment denominator.

Lewitsky, they call him the comment denominator. He's mostly yours. He's hanging on my thread. He's not on our show. He left you guys. We made him leave in a huff. We pulled him away and they were hanging out with you. X-wife and it's weird. Now we're all out for drinks and we just keep staring at you. When you guys run around,

your guys kids call me dead. Lose with, he would us over here now. Joining us in studio, so fucking cool to have them here everybody. The Pete and Sebastian show it is of course, the hilarious Peacorealian Sebastian and a Scalco everyone. I was gonna do the thing where I was gonna introduce myself one more time because the last time I saw Sebastian outside with Lou, I was leaving him to Hoff and I was like, hey, I gotta get here, I gotta leave her or whatever. And then I was like, I walked away and I was like, Sebastian was on our show, why the fuck

did I do that? I was, you know where I was? I was by where the lady got killed from the shit falling off the building that I stopped and I was like, that probably was meant for me. Because I stopped and I was like, did I just reintroduce myself to Sebastian? And I saw Lou the next day he goes, yeah, we noticed that. And I was like, fuck. So then when I found out you guys were coming on, I was like, I should do it.

You know, I wasn't on air. I was like, presented in courtesy. Gentleman. Gentleman. Gentleman. Pete and Sebastian show available wherever you listen to podcasts, go download. Uh, go see, lose first husbands. Oh, I was talking on the break. Hey, did you, are you guys watching any bit of that?

The playboy exposed documentary? No, I want to get into that. No, 10 parts. Well, that's 11. So if it's going to be 12, 12, 12, 12 last one. Yeah, really? Yeah. I thought it was always supposed to be 10. It was. They added to because when it started coming out, the twin girls from the girls next door season, where it was like the twins, they came out. First of all, both of them

150 pounds of it. It's great. They gained exact same weight as twins, which is bizarre. If you're a twin and you fall and you're a model and you fall apart You want to fall apart at the same time as your twin. You don't want your twin holding on a little bit longer And you think one of them just let go and the other one was like well, it's gonna be easier for me to go there I just want to get back there I just saw two twins at the train station in Jersey. I was coming here dudes like my age We'll lose a twin and they were walking and they were just talking Twins if I had a twin I don't think I ever hang out

Fucking weed because everyone's loody you feel like people looking you and your brother and go out All the time really They throw popcorn at him and treat them like a carnival side. Also, I don't think they own purpose, but just accidentally dress alike. Oh, wow, that's them up there. Yeah, that's Lewin Will. Look at them. I mean, done up. You're pretty hot, Lou. Yeah, what if one twin has a different style than the other one And they always gravitate towards near the same style. Well, what's the show the property brothers? Do you ever see those guys the property brothers on HGTV? What are their names? They're on everything. Yeah, are they?

I know who they are One goes with a beard and the other ones clean and wears flannels and the other one is clean shaving and Weas ties there they did yeah,. That's what they did on purpose. They got together and flipped the coin. Yeah, they go, what do you want? One of us is the beard guy, and one of us is the clean shaving. Do you think one guy got beard and flannel

and they're like, you can't have fucking both? You can't do full woods, man. I think Lou and Will take bass together still. Well, Lou. Just to save water. Were you always dressing like growing up? Yeah. And then when it went,

is there a time where that goes, hey, we can't do this anymore. We're not supposed to be eight years old. We don't even think about it. We just automatically do. Still. Yeah, we're just like within the nineties. I was joking.

If your brother passed away from natural causes, would you be worried that you're gonna pass away soon? I would be. Did you have a speed of shelf life for my fucking body. What do you mean? What do you mean you're expired in a sleep? They live together, they live everywhere together. They eat the same shit, they smoke.

If he died, there's no reason that you're not dying in a couple days. Once you passed your forties, I look at the mortality of everyone in my family, close or distant. Yeah. If I'm looking for good news, if they were like, I look at the mortality of everyone in my family close or distant. If I'm looking for good news, if they were like, yeah, I think a great uncle somewhere lived like 96 and like, well, that's probably coursing through my veins, right? Right, even with smoking, I'm like,

yeah, one in had breast, that's about it. I'm like, yeah. Like, did Will get nervous when you were like, I can't feel my toes and he's like, I can feel mine just fine. I had a fucking Benine Tuma removed from my neck in 2007. So yeah, he got nervous Not only but that was weird because he didn't get it removed right away It's like a like a month. He had a bowling ball

I'm not kidding the doctor said it was the size of a mango. It was you and you saw and we were doing a show like this right now A lot of people thought you were just sitting there with a fucking mango on his neck. Yeah, and you try to talk about current events You got your work away doesn't have a bowling ball coming out of his neck. He's like, yeah, it's crazy that the Metz lost That big lump on his neck Smoke on a marble It's like a contest who could buy first front of the bell. It's like a contest who could die first. I was waiting. I'm not smoke. You're so nervous. I was wearing turtlenecks this summer time. I think you should nigger and gump a like two days after the surgery. When you got it removed, was it like

instantaneous? You were just like felt back to normal or how long do the healing take? Yeah, I was right back to normal. But it was like a woman giving birth and all of a sudden having this sense of oh god, glad that's out. That's I mean, it was right back to normal, but it was like a woman giving birth and all of a sudden having this sense of oh God, glad that's out that I mean it was significant. It was like do you think it was a third twin trying to come out? Your third evil twin that was trying to be born. It's the one that Lou thought will ate but actually Oh, no, he's it's deep in his Just trying to climb out Yes. Just trying to climb out.

He did think he was dying, man, right? Lou, you thought you were dying. Oh, yeah. And how does toes for a month, a couple of weeks, or just brought it up on air? He goes, I can't fit my toes. You're like, you can't fit my toes in months. We went to the doctor and the dead,

listen, we don't go to the doctor with Lou. We got to take what he says, but Lou says things like, you said you're toes for the thing, he's like, yeah, he said I should drink more water. I'm like, I don't think that's what it was, but okay, what am I gonna do? Check his chart. Yeah, when Lou has the medical ailments of a linebacker in the NFL, he said I should drink more water. I don't think that's what it was, but okay. What am I gonna do? Check his chart? Yeah, when Blue has the medical ailments of a linebacker in the NFL in the 70s,

he's like, hey, this arm's wonky. There's a word for that. Well, when you go in as a doctor, if you come in, you smell like a mull-bro red, I'm not really gonna try that hard. I mean, you know what I mean? I mean, what am I gonna do? Miracle you already have, dude. Fucking drink water, come on.

Last time I was in, I'm like, you never gonna mention the smoke. Okay. I prefer that. I prefer it, I don't mention it. I hate when they over something, I'm a child who doesn't know. And they go, it's literally the worst thing in the world for you. It goes, you okay. Yeah.

I got the word. You think I haven't found out yet? It was 1951. God, man. Would you still smoke pee? No, not cigarettes. How long did you, how long you've been without cigarettes? Oh, the last episode of Kevin can wait. Now a long time, man, now a long time, but I

Yeah, that's what you got to do. Yeah, everyone asked me how I quit smoking cigarettes. It's like you just got a weed. Yeah I was a guy was walking his dog once in my neighborhood. I used to smoke and he's like I quit smoking cigarettes because I thought if I'm gonna call from and like You know go through and they will get some out of it. So now it's only always pot. I made sense But I love a good cigarette you never smoke me like No, I said you you just smoke pot Every once in a blue moon Oh, but you you'll care to smoke in that then in the Yeah, but it didn't even really know how to do it in there

Did you have to take drags or was just I had it I held it and then I you know up and then Didn't look good. Yeah, let's do that. They even cut it out. He's like this this ain't But I had what do you call it the fake cigarettes fake cigarettes. Yeah, what are those made of? I have no idea. I think it's all cigarette paper just ground them. I think it's all just made of, I did it one time and it's gross. It's not, it so it provides no satisfaction at all.

No, it's not staging. It all just burns slow and it's like weird. If you got a guy though, when you're like doing that movie, if there's someone who smokes in his character smokes and he smokes in real life Then does that guy just smoke real cigarettes in the scene? Or does he also smoke the fake ones? Do you know I don't know what the rule is and movie making in regards to cigarette smoke if you are a Smoker and you're smoking in a movie I would assume you're smoking real cigarettes. No, yeah

But I've had've had the problem. You want to be upset with yourself for smoking at one point? How cool it is when they go, well yeah, your guys are gonna be smoking in this. You're like, great, take one, I get to smoke. Then they're like, all right, you gotta smoke this one down now to get the cigarette down to where it was on the last take.

Shit, I'm just in your chain of cigarettes. This is great. Put on some music. By the fifth time you have to do that, you're like, green. I don't want to do this anymore. Like your mom caught you and you have to smoke the whole car. It's what it felt like. You're like, I can't, like can somebody else like just get this down

the halfway and then I'll just hold it again. Like it's brutal. Like having to go that much in order. That'd be the problem. I always found that interesting when we worked here, the people that would come up and light up like the level you gotta be a fame. Like when we did the radio show with Lou and Brewer,

Slash came up and pulled out a cigarette, like he was in his living room. I mean, everyone's gotta go all the way down and out to the curb. He doesn't even do what, is this cool? Is this cool? I was like, I'm not gonna lie.

You gotta problem it, then you don't have slash on your show. It's that simple. Yeah, it's like slash, Chappelle. I think there's like a list of like 10 guys that can do that. Well, who did on Stern? Yeah. Was it Dice? No, she didn't light it.

Now somebody did on Stern. I was John Malon camp, and that was, oh yeah, John Malon camp lit up. And then Arty was like, can I light up then? And he was like, no. Yeah. I got his leery lit up when he did our show too, you know? And then when he did is, when you do your plug at the end, like, something he goes, this is Dennis Leary and I fucking smoked on the brewer radio show,

just me and slash. That's it, like, you know, it mattered to him that like, it's a short list of people that are allowed to smoke anyway. Yeah, it's like an honorary member of a special club We're like two of us. That's it. That's all they got to do it. Robert Kelly told me a great story once when he was doing Leary's TV show with him and He goes the first day of a film and in between takes leary lights up a cigarette, you know

And they were both in a band and Bob leary's the rock star of the band and Bobby's the drummer So Bobby goes I light up a cigarette leary just looks over. I mean, he goes. Just check him off. This is so cool. But not you, only man. Yeah. This is a, this is reserved only for me. Put that out. You're the drummer of our fake band. Yeah, man. That's got as a cigarette smoker. Do you want that smoke?

Sebastian, you just sold out the garden. Yeah. All clays. I think you get. Start Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think you can start, start now, guy. You get New York rules from 2000. Yeah. You start smoking cigarettes.

You're gonna look so cool. You get pre-Bloomberg rules. Yeah, you'll want more movie away from smoking on a Delta Friday. Right? Yeah. So you can light up right here, sir. We don't care. Oh, God.

I, uh, one time at the cell, when I, like, first got in at the cell in, like, 2011, I was still smoking and I got off stage and Chappelle went on after me and then Chappelle got up and came up to the table. I was sitting at the table and, uh, I asked them. I was like, you know, just as a fan here, what do you smoke?

He's like, I smoke American spirits and he gave it to me. And I was like, oh, you want to go smoke? And he's like, smoke right here here and he lit up in the olive tree And I went well, yeah, you're Dave Chappelle. You can smoke. I need this place for rent and he's goes you can if Dave Chappelle lights you cigarette and you leaned over You let my cigarette and I looked at SD and I went like that Okay, and I took I took two two pops and I looked in every server and bartender was staring at me.

And I just put it out in the glass. And that's just like, thank you. I mean, there's a, when you get the stinkling from somebody else is nice though. Yeah. When you don't have to get that, that was the good thing about touring with the tell so much. Oh, yeah.

It was like in the green room, like he would just do it. And there was like, yeah, and I would even at first be like, no, they don't mean me. And he's like, you could smoke, fine. But when I go myself, like, they have to come and tell me if they know I smoke, like you can, they'll come in and was like, yeah, and I would even at first be like, no, they don't mean me. And he's like, you could smoke fine. But when I go myself, like, they have to come in and tell me if they know I smoke like you can, they'll come in and be like,

you can't smoke. I never assume I can just like start smoke. I was blown away by those guys that go into green rooms. And they're just like, yeah, I'm gonna fucking smoke weed. And just party and shit. And you're like, I'm always just like, I'm sorry, I'm here. I know. You guys mad at me for me.

Well, there's some green rooms that have like signage up particularly. Don't smoke weed in here. We don't give a fuck who you are. Yeah, okay. Smoking, not smoking Owen Doha's was good for my career because I was such a fly. I smoked like when I did stand up.

Like I love dice when I was young. I love it's leery, you know. And I remember like, I play, you remember you do the comedy, the Danger Fields, they were like 30 minute spots. So I would sometimes be on my third cigarette I love it's leery, you know, and I remember like I play you remember you do the comedy the danger fields They were like 30 minute spots, so I would sometimes be on my third cigarette and like audience members I mean don't one good I was y'all that someone yell out another one My cigarette smoking in the show Yeah, holy shit, so that's wild to go back and think though like I did start comedy like long ago enough to like

I remember the comedy like long ago enough to like I remember the comedy so having like you seen the light like that thick cloud of just smoke going through the whole place and it didn't even seem crazy. No. No. No, hindsight now you're like, how could that like as a smoker I would never want that. Yeah. And it seems horrible.

I know. I know. It's funny because Keith Robinson used to hate the smoke when you smoked in there and he was so annoying about it. And then when I quit smoking, I was like, Jesus, Keith, I apologize. I was just disgusting. I can smell my neighbor two doors down

when he smokes a cigarette in the morning, it comes into my window. Do you look at the itch anymore? No, not anymore, man. I got it, I got it, I got it, my daughter, my wife, they kill me anyway. It's not, yeah. Don't know if I'm saying, but you don't have the like you're

Man be good to have a cigarette right now. I don't know. Is that all gone? You know what I'm I'm when I go and it's been a while But when I'm in like London or or Europe, I feel like Yeah, it feels like yeah, yeah, no one's gonna know back home. Yeah, yeah, I'm fucking get one Do you ever Sebastian? Do you ever smoke growing up? Did you ever like try it? I was a good kid. Yeah. Didn't really get in trouble.

Yeah. And he's talking about these green rooms. When I would, you know, go into a green room, I'd like keep, you know, neat. I didn't leave it like, you know, I cleaned my plate. I brought it back to the kitchen. I would never dare. Like, I'm far more than that. I would, I'll it back to the kitchen. I would never dare.

Like, I'm far more than that. I'll smoke weed in them if they say, I don't smoke cigarettes in them, mostly because I have to be in there too, which is gonna be closed, it'll be all over you. But like weed I'll smoke, but I'm also that too, like, trashing some people do is like, leave it,

it goes, oh yeah, there's the nachos I didn't eat in three nose blows. And, yeah, yeah, yeah. Stalker plates. Oh, nothing's the nachos I didn't eat and three nose blows Snack your plates. Oh, doesn't work though that when they leave they girlfriend in there when they go on stage That drives me nuts Features girlfriend. Yeah, it's like When you a boyfriend or whatever's not in here. You're not either Lingo my favorite line is always like sorry if this is awkward. I don't listen to your podcast and you're like all right Then why are we doing this?

I'm trying to get into a headspace You used to bring if I'm not mistaken don't not and stuff like to the Gotham for the wait staff and stuff Yeah, I don't know if you guys ever did that bring like pizza or donuts to the staff because I was told the staff had a big voice and who came back to the club. Very smart. If you were not selling seats. Yeah. Yeah. That's why I relied. Did you say it wasn't so much with like, like, now I do that more. Just like, take care. I'm gonna get pizza for the staff or something. But it was more just like, tip-toetoe and just kind of left a light footprint and try to do good on stage was how it kept me Even the ten clubs around the country that I would headline years before I could headline regularly like I only was brought back for that

It was nothing about ticket sales. Yeah, like the staff was like he's cool and he comes and he's like, you know Whenever you follow a tell the staff is always like he brought him came He was so fun and you're like, are there a fucking CVS close to here? Someone has the idea that ruins it for you It's like you're always like hey was Burke right? How was Burke right last weekend? He goes oh he did a raffle like all the staff got four thousand dollars of decent tips You're not gonna be corny and do that same thing are you have your own way to get us a lot more money? You're gonna get us money like I don't same thing, are you have your own way to get us a lot more money? No, no, no. Yeah. How are you gonna get us money?

You're like, I don't know, dude, I'm sorry. The Thursday's half-salt. I know, I'm in a sip of food. Few balloons, you won't even know me. I thought you were gonna be a loser. That's the one, too. It's either you can bring them presents or you're like, you're not even remember I was here.

That's the best part, I was just, it was mozzarella sticks. If you even remember, or cult, so don't even. I just give food, I just get beer, and then I leave it to the owner, to give to the person who was my personal week, but I don't, I mean, donuts guy. Holy shit.

Donuts, cupcakes, pizza, and then I would get a little upset when I didn't get like a, you know, like a thank you. Not even like a, hey, that pizza was great. It's not funny. You don't even know if it worked because you blew up. You would, you know, you would come back anyway. I didn't know that.

I don't care about your stupid two fucking stoplight pound. I'm out of it. Yeah, also, what about the, like when you don't get it, I think you would have pointed out too. He goes, he goes, oh, those donuts were great. I guess the bash moment I go, oh, you brought them school. You know what I'm saying? Cool.

Yeah, you're going to a show carrying two dozen donuts, walking past the line, they're like, this the guy was saying, yay! There's a windshield down the street. Yeah, that's dealing with, when you hear the nightmare stories of comics and green rooms, it always makes you feel better that you're like, well, at least I'm not demanding a new pair of shoes for every show. The one that's notorious for that apparently stopped doing it.

Eddie Griffin. I think eventually they said, no, and he probably didn't ask again. One time getting no to a wacky demand like that is probably quick to make you not ask again. Yeah, because someone goes, no, why would we do that? Why would you possibly need to pair sneakers for every show? And he goes, oh, you put it like that. Yes, like shit. Oh, I guess I'll paper it, though.

So when you play someplace good, and they're like, the rider, what do you need? You know what I mean? And I'm like, I'm always just like, I'm just gonna have a couple beers. I don't even eat there, I don't want to call for you or anything. And then when they do that, you're sure? Anything else? And it just like, I'm just gonna have a couple beers. I don't even eat there, I don't want to call if you're anything. And then when they do that, you're sure anything else

and it's like, and you almost think, well what else could I get there or anything? But I don't need it, it's nothing I need. I'm not gonna look out the sandwich, I mean. I need new ear buds. I see the remaining people outside and you're walking with a bunch of the Go Food from a comedy club that you know

It's gonna you're gonna get back to you're gonna be like well this all sucks now. It's cold Coaculated pulled pork or some shit time. I felt really bad about it was Pittsburgh improv What's the sandwich place in Pittsburgh that's man? There's one next to the improv and they're like talking it up No, you're gonna fucking love it. I was like there's an NBA playoff game after all you know watching They're like then it was close the one next one was closed the club was like, there's an NBA playoff game after I, you know, watching, they're like, then it was close. The one next one was close and the club was like, we're going to get it for you.

We're going to send a manager to go to and I'm like, no, I don't want it, tap it. And they're like, no, no, no, he's already gone. Chase already left and I'm like, fuck, man. And then I'm just sitting in the green room waiting for him. And it comes in with two bags. I'm like, thanks, man. I've never had it before. I don't know.

I don't know. I thought I had a pretend it's fantastic. Oh my God. They put the fries on the sandwich. Everybody everybody is judged. So you can go crazy. You think you're crazy? He told you weren't it right? He worked the way. Totally. I'm so glad I'm getting one sleep. I still got to fly out.

You know what's going on? His chasing son is five and he's sick. So he's not, he had to go get those sandwiches. So why don't you thank Chase extra? He don't know the concept of New York City. You can get 10 better sandwiches in one block than his dishes. He just made a way.

It has a board. It has a board's head logo on the deli. It's probably better than what you're ever going to bring me. Me and Deroza waited in line one time, two hours for this, like the Italian hoagie of San Francisco that was like the thing. And we got it. No foods worth two hours. We got it. It was never going to live up to what it was. I wanted to peg the sandwich back to the place. It was so. Yeah, that kind of like, could you say Sebastian, the best meal you ever had at a restaurant? Wait, like, I mean, nothing's worth two hours.

I hear you, but like, you made me think like, like, I'm, my wife's birthday, we go to fancy ones in the city. And we went to the, oh man, it's, it began when I asked, I think it's like you, Lissurk. Yeah, not an ass. And it was like, holy shit, this is like science or something. I was like, melting in my mouth. I didn't know what the fuck I was at. Like, do you have a place like that where you like I was in this

Dada not a mountain in my mouth But actually this Milo's right here. I don't know if you guys see Greek and have been over here to Milo It's probably one of the best restaurants I've ever been to really shit consistency and Quality yeah can beat it. See now dude. Are you my brother in those Greek? He's every time I go with it, he makes a lamb. I'm not a lamb guy. Is that what you go with? I love lamb, no, I get the fish,

but I do like a nice lamb. Yeah, I lived in a, I lived in a, I lived in a story for 15 years in our friend, Stavros, his whole family's from Athens and stuff. And I, there's this place, Beese Grille in a story. And I was like, yeah, it's like a hole in the wall that I run, Stavros is like, that's the best Greek food. You're gonna get in a story.

He's like, that's the closest to anything I've had in Greece. And we went and he speaks Greek. When you speak Greek, the way they bring the food was like a musical. They were dancing it to the table, bring an extra toziki sauce. I would smash and play. I tried to go back the next week and I asked for a ginger ale.

And you thought I tried to fuck his mom I was like can I have a ginger ale and he's like this fucking disgusting ass Sorry, I don't know Greek. Oh Sebastian. What's your like go to like Chicago? But you have like when you go back home? Chicago place. Well, I like portillo. Yeah, I was talking about portillos yesterday. I'm fucking excited Italian beef Double dip you get out on a Thursday night at the Zany shows, on Thursday you can get out on time to go get portillo's before it closes.

I like it. I'm sucker for deep dish. I like that hot dog with a bunch of wacky shit on it. Hot dog. Yeah, there's Chicago, the hot dog. It's got like egg and pickle slices on it. It's the called Chicago hot dog everywhere. Yeah, I know, I never had that. What's it? It's right next to, Egg and pickle slices are as if it's they call it Chicago hot dog everywhere. Yeah

It's right next to I sell you out I go just things that's got Chicago dog I know what your talk about it's got a pickle on it, like a hardball egg sometimes. Like all kinds of crazy stuff. I thought you were like pretending like you didn't know what it was. I thought it was a total with the tomatoes, right? No, yeah, I mean, that's, I never seen an egg though on the hot dog.

The pickle. I may be dramatizing the egg in my head. I like in my mind, I think it's real, but I think there's no egg. Oh, okay. Yeah, no, that's the Chicago but I think there's no egg. Oh, okay. Yeah, no, that's the Chicago hotdog with the pickle and the mustard and, yeah, pepper chini, the onion, yeah. Did you ever have, when I was in Italy,

they had like a hot dog stand, but they have, shh, shh, tripe, tripe, and you ever heard of it as see? And it smelled and looked so good. And I couldn't wait to get it. Have you ever had it? It is the shittiest. What? Tryped?

Yeah, it's like, isn't that stomach? It's stomach-like. Yeah. It was horrible. I just don't maybe someone else see it when I've had it. We've finally had it. You know what I have had?

I have had tryped at like an Asian restaurant. And I was waiting in line outside this during the pandemic. And I was with my girlfriend and we were important. And my feature act, like we all went to go get food, and it was like, try it, we're standing outside, my girlfriend's like, what is tripping? I was like, I was doing that typical guy thing, we just try to get you,

it's like a soft-iguse, I think, or something. And this other guy waiting in line just goes, it's stomach lining. Like behind him, and I was like, fuck. It's like sweet breads, it's like it's glands. It's beautiful. I don't know. Yeah, sometimes meat's like that. That's adventurous. I mean, know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Yeah.

Sometimes meat's like that. I'm not that dangerous. I mean, Ari Schaffer, I tell you, took me and Bobby Kelly this past weekend for Burmese food where I don't know what I had, but something in my soup winked at me. That's for sure. It was still alive when it went down. Yeah, I don't see it as like, no one takes me for that kind of shit. You know, I want to go to deep into Chinatown.

Yeah. And you know, see I yeah, I mean like Bizarre foods like Andrew's Emma, you know, and I went all of the most basic like what we did it My idea was to go to a man versus food place out in when we were grandparents me Aryan Bobby Yeah, you are cable foods. Yeah exactly. It was like a pork sandwich with beer cheese on Yeah, dude. Yeah guy guy almost died eating this. Yeah, right next to Eminem's spaghetti in a bucket shop. Yeah, but you know what, like asking Sebastian about Chicago,

that happens when people are like, when they go to Denver and they're like, what should I get him? Weed, I don't know. Yeah, go skiing out of the food. Weed, tons of water. Yeah, you're gonna get a headache from the altitude. Yeah, that is the funny they say. It's like breakfast, burrito, green chili thing.

It's like very, like Mexican food. But Chicago has like a lot of restaurants fill in Elfia. You got like, you know, you know, you know where to go. You could say the things like, should I go get a deep dish or whatever? Denver. It's like, what are you doing Denver? Yeah.

Like, omelet. How do you feel about omelets? There's nothing like Denver's known for food. There's not like a thing where you like, this is that green, what's it called? Green chili, they really have them so they're going to be like green chili and then recalco oysters, which is just balls.

Bull testicles. Bull testicles, which is being hot. That's a hard thing to sell to someone. I wouldn't, what's the most adventurous thing you've ever eaten? I don't know, I don't go like you're saying you went and you went permise. If I would like if Ari, Shafir said we're gonna have permise,

I just, I don't tend to go to those. You're like Indian. I like Indian, I like Indian, but I don't know. I don't like to really step up. You're not gonna go and get a crazy one if I'm like, you wanna go have Croatian? I'm like, I don't know. I don't know have Croatian? I'm like, I don't know. I don't know, I mean, I'll go, I don't know.

I wanna try it, but I don't wanna risk my whole meal. Meal meal meal meal. I don't wanna get instant. That's it. You don't wanna fuck up your entire meal because you wanna try eyeballs. You know, we gips. It's a wasted meal.

Right, right, right. Especially on the road. Like, I could have not eaten anything today. I still have memories of my Italian grandma. We'd have pig you know and I just remembered this 80 year old lady or Christmas Eve getting a teeth in between the knuckles of a fucking pig. I'm like this is bizarre man. Little Italian would you have Christmas luau? Here's your leg, here's your Christmas leg. Don't act like this is happening. I never saw my grandmother eat knuckles Wow, I mean you are a looking man, but they do if you go to super market

They jawed a pigsy is and the pigs and the pigs feet that ain't all right there I know what you're up in the fucking Harlem Pickled pigs feet Yeah My Italian grandmother mama They grew up in the Bronx. I mean pigs feet is Damn it. That's like what you're we can't have anything else to eat so so it's okay because you take a bite two feet up You're biting into the back

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