The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - DJ Ocean (feat. Andy Fiori)

Episode Date: February 14, 2023

Andy Fiori fills in while Jay is at the Bowl and DJ Lou meets a powerful deejay on vacation.

I'm Dan and I'm Jay. And actually we're a radio show that exists on Sirius XM, that's right. For full episodes of the Bond Fire, go to SiriusXM.com slash Bond Fire for a special offer. For our stand-up tour dates, go to dancoder.com and BigJ Comedy.com. And now the Bond Fire with BigJ Okerson and Dan Soder. There's a holding car. There. Shouldn't have been throsed. I have the time to get back.

I think our week starts on fire off at the Sad Philadelphia Song. Since those of our brethren that are from the city of Philadelphia have experienced a loss in sports that is one of the worst pains I've ever felt as a sports fan. But if you're a division rival say Andy Fiori or Black a little. No, no, no, no, no, that bad. This is the bonfire. Serious XM Faction Talk 103. I'm Dan Soder. Big J. Ocarina's on his way back from Arizona. Got to go to Super Bowl. Was it 57-17? Super Bowl 57 in Phoenix, in Chandler, whatever. But he's on his way back.

He'll be here tomorrow. And we'll talk about the game. We got the full crew, DJ Lewitsky, back from the beaches of Puerto Rico. I mean, today, flew in from Puerto Rico, flown in from a principality to TGA this show Yeah, and you didn't get there wasn't any fighting to be fun But you know we made up and we had our fights and we had our makeups and our hot sex

Yeah, oh they did that stuff where he was yelling at her close to her face and she was yelling back in Spanish Yeah, he's like why I just don't understand what you guys do Spanish. Yeah, he's like, why I just don't understand what you guys do. I mean, if anything vacation beach sex is hotter makeup sex than normal at home makeup sex because you're going to do this in public on a wonderful country. So it's even more. Yeah. Chris hold on. Christine Marie Evans here. Jacob Atat and of course our black King, the black tiger Lewis John. and sitting in Andy Fury back at home. Hi guys. It's Mark face Andy. Hey, hey, we figured we'd do a family show since, you know,

Jay's on his way back tomorrow from the Super Bowl. I gotta say that's gotta be a fucking I want to happen. I feel for the kids. Chiefs got me too. We're an anti-chef's radio show now, FYI. The chiefs have gotten super bowls over both Jay and I. Oh, that's true. In both of us, both of us were there to see it. Yeah, and it that's tough. What's that? Last year, right? Two years ago. 2019. Oh, it was three years ago. Okay. Yeah, we were super bowl 54, and we lost to the chiefs, and then they lost to the bucks, and then it was rams bangles bangles and then now eagles Eagles chiefs and the chiefs one I felt so when when Jay texted me well Dan now we both know how it feels. I was like a buddy. Oh

But let me ask you this does it hurt. it's got I don't know how you went I'm a zoo obviously costs a lot of money. Yeah, and that's why I don't know I was Jay and I are both we were both fortunate Jay and myself were both gift gifts Yeah, yeah, yeah, Katie got hers because she had to go to some illuminati party for ESPN Yeah, yeah, Katie got hers because she had to go to some illuminati party for ESPN Fidadio dude it was it was crazy because I went to the NFC championship game Because of McDaniel right McDaniel gave me his family tickets like one of his family tickets Yeah, and then but I started to pay like 1500 bucks exactly it

So like even with ever something I forget what it was it was my lot of money But then the Super Bowl ticket. So, like, even with Erwin Sumpton, I forget what it was. It was my cool. It was a lot of money. But then the Super Bowl ticket, I was like, my buddy and I, Chad, that go to all the games, the McDaniel, like we go to McDaniel's games together, we were like, all right, do we wanna go to Super Bowl? Let's see how much family and friends are, because each player and each coach gets in a lot of the tickets.

And then Mike's wife reached out to us and told us and it was like, I think like $5,000 a seat. And I was like, yeah, and then Mike's wife reached out to us and told us and it was like I think like five thousand dollars a seat and I was like yeah, I'm good. I can't do that I it's just five thousand is a lot of fucking morning if you win That's a lot of them if you have a great time and your team wins very like Yeah, grand so I mean we're sure it's worth it. Don't get me wrong. So what happened is You know Katie at the time was working at ESPN and we were dating and she was like Down there doing shit for ESPN and she was like hold up real quick There's a way that usually because she had been she had been to a bunch of Super Bowls and she knew like the week of

There's like events that you can do to get Super Bowl tickets and then she just like it next to me I was like got them acquired but they're in the chief section. And I was like, I need shit. I mean, it was great when we were up 10, just like, Jay, it was real fun being up 10 on the chief section. They were loud too. They were loud last night. It was dominated by Eagles fans, I think. I mean, in the crowd.

Every time I heard a reaction with a crowd, it was like, you go fly a song, I heard Eagles chance, and I fucking know. Now, you're a giant fan. Yeah. Black Lou obviously, Cowboys fan. Two happy campers today. Did you, were you guys? You were fine with the call. I know you can't sayants fan. Yeah. Black Lou obviously Cowboys fan. Two happy campers today. Did you were you guys? You were fine with the call.

I know you can't say this round, Jay. So speak freely. Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead. I mean, the call was okay. You know what? I think we fall. I'm correct. The corner back admitted to doing that.

He hears the thing. He did, but at the same time, they were letting them play. Here's the best is it hurts even more as an English fan that it's a bad call. As a giant account, it's fun. It's so much more fun that it's a bad call. I mean, because you are the rest, Andy's getting, Andy's getting the dittiness about him.

Well, because for the rest of our life, me and Lou get to go clearly, hold. Yeah, clearly. And it looks by the way, that'll burn up them more than anything. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, fans. Yeah. And might add a lot of tweets that I had bookmarked of them talking shit. God mysteriously gone today when I went on Twitter to write something nice back to a lot of these people. That's so fun. A lot of fans of ours in Philadelphia got real quick to delete their shit talking tweets because they beat the Niners. But though people that have been

getting under my skin the most Seahawk fans. Because Seahawk fans, we beat him in the playoffs, but there's still being like, damn, you guys couldn't even throw the ball against the Eagles. And you know, shut the fuck up, cause they just know. So you guys having that as a division rival, you will use that in such an evil way. Oh, forget it. Clearly old.

It wasn't a whole I mean, they were letting them play. There's a whole shit called subjective enough to go you come on man You can't decide a super bowl you better like that you better hope Jay's not listening to the show or else these punching walls You're gonna come on to a bunch of holes in your walls He's gonna shot the fuck up Well, how did you do after the Niners lost did you you pretty much you get away from the game and the coverage for the lat from the next 24 to 48 hours. Here's the thing is we had to go to the losers party. Both teams still throw a party. That's right. And I when we went to the stadium, we were given like family and friends bracelets and then we

got on a bus and they drove us to American Airlines arena. And there was a party and I was I said it last week and it's like football players being upset while the jabber walkies are like dancing by on a stage and there's like eating like expensive tacos that a top restaurant rod and you're like yeah it's crazy your life goal just got taken from you're just sitting there fucking I was like I was talking to Robert Salah who at the time was the defense corner. He's very nice. He's friends with McDaniel. Like he was talking to McDaniel.

We're just in a group talking and I'm like, damn, and he would just have these moments where you'd just see him realize he lost the Super Bowl. Yeah. And he was just standing there and he'd be like, you know what anxiety or sadness hits you? And you'll be in public, like those commercials, like those fucking pharmaceutical commercials where you're just holding a happy face up That's what it look like was misery love company in that kind of situation Yeah, I mean it's kind of a part of my talk to McDaniel's wife and she was like it was really big him having you and Chad Yeah, you guys worked for system because he came out and like at one point I was like dude

You took my favorite team of my childhood to the Super Bowl, dude. You're fucking crazy. And he was like laughing. And I was like, we were fucking in seventh grade in shit. You took my favorite team, like not in Madden in real life. And he was like, yeah, yeah. There was a moment where we were talking about that last night.

Yeah, but he also then it's like, you see the sadness drop and where they're like, they kept telling me to play that beat them in the Super Bowl. Where they were like, the third and 16 wheel route from Pigeri Kill and you're like, yeah, you're like, I remember that. So it's very like Jay and Shane, I bet being with Bert though, probably lifted you. Cause Katie got me out of there like,

she was secret service. She had a leather coat on she was like we're going we're going now keep your head down also probably because I yield suck my dick pretty loud in the chief section when Fred Warner picked off Patrick the Homes. I stood up and yelled suck my dick and the other other 49 fans were like guy what are you doing? I was like I'm so excited. They're coming back. Oh, it's brutal. Yeah, it's like Jay and Shane being with Bert. Like Norman doesn't give a fuck.

No. Norman's like, wow, man. That's his Bert. Where? Yeah, who's this Bert? I think his bird is a box fan, right? He's from the family. That's good to be with independent people.

They'll keep your spirits up. That's really Bert. Yeah, they tether you to earth. And if you have, you know, the Jimmy Buffett of comedy with you, you know, you're not gonna go party. How are they, Christine? You talked to him, I'm assuming.

I talked to Jay. He was actually in good spirits, and I know Shane stayed out and kind of partied that night. So, you know, they were, they just go moat. Yeah, no, that's a, that's a good way to do it. But you were right about the coverage. You don't want to watch anything. Like, I didn't watch. As a sports fan, you just don't want a game. And it was a great game. It was a fucking high scoring

game from a non fan of the two teams. Well, you had it. You want. Yeah. And I mean, but yeah, I did have something to root against. I would I I was salty towards the Eagles, you know, after the loss. And then I was just like, man, seeing like talking to Jay and talking to Shane and just here and how excited they were and Vecchio and I was like, yeah, let's go birds, like fuck the chiefs. They took a Super Bowl and the bonfire already. And then they did it again. Those mother fuckers.

I can't believe both of you got, I mean, it's crazy that you both have that experience with the same team. Yeah. And by the way, both of us went to the Super Bowl. They lost. Like, it'd be crazy if both of us went to the Super Bowl. That they all lost. Yeah. Like, it'd be crazy if both of us were like, and then we beat the Chiefs and you guys did it. And we can't even hold that over each other.

We're both just like two moats. I don't know if I'm gonna be one of the giants and NFL coach of the year, Brian Dable, or their next year. Well, that's three. Hey, we seen this, you heard about this. We'll see the giants. We're gonna see the giants in San Francisco

and your fucking boy that was talking shit. All right, let's go I'm excited. I'm ready. I'm Niners are playing that NFC East next year. So all of us are mixing it up Yeah, yeah wouldn't doubt if week one is 49ers at Eagles to open And they fucking and we're with the quarterback hang the a and a championship banner in front of you They don't hang that shit McGangal calls his Atlanta Falcons ring his loser loser ring, when they lost the Super Bowl of Patriots. I was at his place and he's like,

this is motivation. Do you want to see my losers ring? I have to say, yeah, it looks like a Super Bowl ring. It's just an NFC change. I had like Greg Stone and Jackie over in my house last, there's like four people in Donnelly. And we were like, it is so crazy that Soters' best friend from childhood. It is an NFL head coach. It's like it is so crazy that so does best friend from childhood

Oh, it's an NFL head coach. It's like that's crazy. I texted him when they signed Vic Fangio I was like, oh shit you guys got Vic Fangio and then he never texted me back and he was like just take it in another motherfucker Let's go. Why that text sounds like a mafia hit yeah, you got big Fangio I mean big fan you took him out which I found out they said in the broadcast was working with one of the teams. I think he was working with. He was working with the Eagles for like past rush. You help.

Yeah, dude. Now he's going to Miami. Me, I'm me. And he's all fired up because he got a little taste. You watched a home black, Lou. I didn't. And I loved it. Oh, yeah.

You were just rolling. Of course. You know, that whole, you said, uh, don't watch the, uh, television of sports the next day. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, you've just been. You know that whole you said, don't watch the television of sports the next day. Yeah. Oh, you've just been drinking it in. I've got to watch get up first take to saw Mad Dog in a hallway. You were just like, you guys were loving it.

Yeah, so good. Yeah, because you know, Eagles fans are very passionate. I've learned with them playing in the MC Championship game, love to talk shit. Probably one of the loudest fan bases in the NFL. You got that. That's not the loudest. I mean, I don't know, Steelers fans are pretty fucking loud, Chiefs fans, but there's something about Philly where they want you to hurt. Yeah, he wants to hurt you. But you guys are also in the NFC East, so you guys twice a year and

then one of your brother and brother. This year, but they believe you guys out. But they, yeah, but they blew everyone out. Well, they beat you guys beat him One time one time, but they had minchew Oh, yeah, Garmin. Sure they beat us because and we had Cooper rush. Yeah You know dad, that is man watching that team. It's like when the sea hawks. I was where I was scared I thought they were gonna I really thought they were gonna win you know what putting in perspective I remember watching the Seahawks throw that interception in the end zone

against the Patriots, and I reacted like I was from Boston. Yeah, exactly. I was like, what's fucking, oh! Exactly. How's, they had fucking, they had one of the best running backs in the league. Yup, they had Martian Lynch, and they threw it in the pats picked it,

and I was like, suck my dick Seattle, and I think the fuck, Niners were trash that year. I know exactly where I was my dad My dad was 90 got hit by a car the day before leaving church And I watched it in the hospital really I like broke his ribs and his back damn Dude, that's a tough old man tough old World War two man and Olympian right we were building he was saying I was like Don't get up. He's like I got his Olympian. Fuck them I mean you also got to have some heat for the Eagles, especially this year, because they kick the shit out of you in the playoffs.

Yeah, man. It was brutal. I mean, but that we have excuses for our loss. The way I rationalize it's new management. I love the way we're going. I love our coach. I love Dave Ball. And so it's like, listen me just getting to the playoffs is great

It's just uses motivation. We're on the right path. We are further along than we should have been as a year one coach So I'm like I'm fine. It's still things, but that's why I would root for the fucking cheese Let me tell you what bugs me about giants fans Is the act like they don't do this New York City thing? We're the second that the giants are fucking five and five next year They're gonna be like get rid of dayball. He's the fucking problem. We've been saying this old fucking He's and then he's a big every team. I just know the Giants because I've watched it I just I am still salty from you guys from the 2011

And a champion game where you guys are like Eli fucking-I fucking sucks. And then you guys got it. Commercials, J-D-G-G. You guys wrecked him in that game. And he's my man kept on ticking. Well, we did get to watch all the commercials and the halftime, which I got to see the halftime, but I wanted to talk, because I know with J back tomorrow

we'll cover it from inside the stadium and we'll he went through it. Good perspective. The commercials, man, here's what I've realized about Super Bowl commercials. When they used to be a big deal, yep, we were saying that last night. It was because you were blown away

that a company got a celebrity to kind of play down a level and be like, can you believe that Xerox got George Clooney and you're like, oh, that's crazy. And then it had to be a well executed idea. Yeah. We're like, oh, that's crazy. And then it had to be a well-executed idea. Yeah. We're like, oh, that's a funny bit with that celebrity. And man, now every fucking Super Bowl commercial, you're just like, oh, that, so they named their price.

Well, because you know what? So they named their price. They just came through and they're like, because A-list celebrity, it used to be looked down upon if to do commercials. Yeah, you're good at Japan. Exactly, Merce. Merce, Merce.

Merce. Tell Dog was in it from the jump, dude. He knew how to, he knew how to butter his bread. If to do commercials. Yeah, you're good Japan. Exactly. Merced Tell dog was in it from the jump dude. He knew he knew how to bring you how to butter his bread I like the I thought the Jesus one sit to Jesus ones have been by the way way to catch up New marketing team Jesus has been back in a big way in sports. Yeah, since last baseball. I think Jesus gets us now. He gets us to work. Exactly. Those were kind of some of, I don't know. I forgot there's a comedian.

I'm like, go back. There's a comedian from Kansas City. I forget his fucking name, but he's a chief sand and he tweeted, like him lighting a joint. And it was like one of the crucifix joints and he wrote, Jesus forgave his enemies who hated him. He's like, chiefs kingdom. He gets us.org. I was like, that's funny. That's fun. Yeah, they're doing like, they're doing modern Jesus. They're doing like, you know, they're doing dangerous minds. Jesus. He's like pulling the Yes, I'm not like those other Jesuses. I'm cool Jesus.

I smoke. Yeah. It's Jesus' cigarettes. It's bring up, he gets us.com. But how much does Jesus pay for those commercials? Because Jesus had like three commercials. I can't, Jesus. That's all paid for by your donations to the church.

No way. Not use specifically. That comes straight from his fucking Chase Mutual account. Yeah, I don't think he's debiting his. His jpey. Yeah, so they got he gets us.org. He gets us as an agenda. Just trying to bring you back to the, you know, bring you back to the flock. What are some of the other good ones?

So I'm going to say and I know you guys might have hate this one. I liked the fucking Ben Affleck working at Dunkin' Donuts. That was good. With J-Lo. Did you think that J-Lo? I think J-Lo. Did you think that J-Lo? I think J-Lo. Can you bring up Christine? Can you bring up a list of people that are ranking

the commercials so we can tear those apart? That's a good idea. I don't think J-Lo was ever even on location. You think they fucking did it? It looks like a totally separate parking lot behind her. It's crazy when you start looking at commercials thinking about that, because that's all round a lot more than it ever was.

I don't know if Jellie went to Medford Mass, and actually was on location for that shoot. No, but what I mean by that is like, I think they get it with Eli and Peyton for the Pro Bowl, where it was clear they weren't in the same way. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And there was like, they're like giving each other brotherly shit, but it was like two guys filmed.

Yeah. So it's one, he's like, Yeah. So it's one he's like, mom loves me more and he's like, mom, dad likes me. You guys were even on, you guys couldn't even get in the same room to fucking do. We love Cooper the best. Yeah, that's what it is.

I'm happy to see Cooper get some air, commercial time in the MGM commercials with JB Smooth. Yeah, dude, that's so funny that there was a- It's time to scum. There was a negotiation where they're like, Cooper's got an individual. We gotta start bringing them in. Guys, you guys, you guys get so much water.

Can you guys, come on, dude, I'm waiting for my kid to pan out at Texas. But he had a weird thing, right? He had like a weird injury that ended his career. He had a, I think like a disease. Yeah, something like long thing. I don't know. Yeah, we could make it. We could make up whatever we want.

Here are the 10 best commercials from the, from the athletic. Oh, Boston, stop trying to fucking romanticize your stupid accent. It's not a good accent Boston I'm sorry stop trying to make it cool as someone that's marrying into a family with a lot of them Why don't you mind your fucking beeswax? Well, it's a great accent. The villains are great people Why don't you mind your fucking business? He doesn't have an accent though. She can if she wants to oh In a bad boy. From bars. Oh, really? Yeah.

So that you fucking cocks up. You don't have to. He's got the empty. That fucking dishwasher. Yeah. So you know, so that is a great. Shots name to soda. Like with that accent Bobby Kelly called me it for fucking 15 years now.

So that. Yeah, dude. I eat a meatball from out. Yeah, dude. I eat a meatball from breakfast. I eat a meatball from breakfast. Well, remember the one. The number one commercial that they have, they didn't do the list.

The athletic, by the way. The athletic has the Sam Adams, people from Boston being nice. Thought it was, you know, all right. Anyone here love it? No, I'm saying. DJ Liu, you didn, was it all right? Anyone here love it? No, I'm saying. DJ Lou, you didn't see any of the commercials.

No, because of loud Puerto Ricans would let me enjoy the fucking commercials. Do you know what I forgot about this? That sentence was funny if you just ended it right there. No, because of fucking Puerto Ricans. They're just always around, washing football. We'll get back to the commercials because I completely forgot about DJ Lou's experience in Puerto Rico that he brought up before the show

So you and your lady after a fiery week we opened the show talking about this, but I didn't introduce those to crew After a fiery week On and off air you went to Puerto Rico. Yes, and lady and had the time of your life It was pretty damn good man It had the time of your life. It was pretty damn good man. Okay, I Mean he was I suffer all Jamont Seattle Why don't we fuck up the breaks? So you guys went down to Puerto Rico. Yeah, and Everything cool. Did you guys figure out the stuff that you guys had problems with last week? Yeah, well we fixed that before we even went there

That's good before we worked it all out and we had a lovely time. It was great. I love the people there. I want to move there. I love them so much. I'm going to try to watch a game. I love the idea of Lou running away to San Juan. I think the country wants to know where the spiciest place is.

The two of you made love. We only did one time in the bed. I'll tell you. Let's roll with that. Listen, older age. Was it right when you got there? Get on base, dude. We only did one time in the bed. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Nothing to roll with that. Listen, older age? Was it right when you got there?

Get on base, dude. I'll take it. Was it right when you got there? It's just three or things down and... No, no, no. New place, new locale. Now, do that for me? I know even that.

I gotta lay down and make sure the beds are all right. Sorry, I'm so filled with passion. I can't wait. Well, well fucking stop because you're getting older No one likes a old horny guy When you guys got down there though is it it was were you at the resort man? I just want to get to this story about this guy on the beach. Yeah, well it wasn't a resort It was San Juan and old San Juan, so it was not uh, like a middle class area. Inclusive stuff. No, no, no, inclusive. We got an Airbnb, bohemian style. Uh, well, your lady speaks fluent Spanish. She does. She's an asset to the team.

Yeah. Man, when you go to a country that doesn't speak, like we went to Guatemala for my friends wedding. Just a couple weeks ago. They speak there. Spanish. Oh, okay. Uh, I don't know. Do that beard in your face, you look like you asked that question a lot. We're like, where do you speak there? Well, y'all speak here. Switzerland? Yeah, actually, I do speak here. I'm a gerian.

Having someone there that can, like my friend, my buddy was fluent in Spanish and you just looked to them and you're like, can you talk to them? Yeah, same thing. We had a girl we went to college with, lived there, took us around, and it was great. Yeah. Oh, he's a Bella! I forgot you guys have a built-in translator! She's just right there at all time. Oh, fuck, and she's fluent like in a way

of like she grew up speaking it. It's crazy. You think it's her first language, and she's been singing it. Oh my God, J. Eugenius! I saw the, I didn't see the long play till now he's just like his abelah hit him up his daughter so he's like me now asking the questions yeah you go there so i mean you're going back and forth

with everybody get all kinds of information inside areas where do you get i never worried at any point they're talking about you yes of course oh my god her and her and this guy were speaking spanish and it was late night she wanted something to eat. So we went to this food truck and he made a fat joke about me and fucking Spanish. You know he called your gordo? I heard something that sounds familiar. I was ready for gordo but instead he said something like she she in Spanish ordered her food some kind of burrito bullshit and then he goes, uh, who's that for? This guy? Like, like that. I love him.

He's like, I love him. I love a guy that knows he don't speak English. And you've got a hot girlfriend. So he's like, hey, uh, who's this? Who's this for? The donkey you walk in with? Yeah. He looks hungry.

Yeah. He's fat. You're gonna go feed him on the beach. And he's like, and then lose like, he had no cilantro. Just standing at the dry. Mara Burrow lights. Yeah, yo, can you put french fries on it? I've had that before, it's delicious.

And he's like, oh, who's your friend? Did she just tell you what he was saying? Uh, no, I just figured it out. You know, just, but did you like confirm it with her? Were you like, no, no, she had her own issues. Like, with the line, wasn't moving fast enough for her. Oh boy. And then she's doing the, we were here before you.

Oh boy. To the biggest fucking guy on the island. Oh, here we are. No, no, no, we were here before you. I'm like, who? He's a fox. Oh, shut up. And you don't speak the language.

Yeah. Right. She's setting you up for failure, dude. Jesus Christ. Just act like you've been there. She's just TV's going in and out She guys want to call somebody loose cable got all do nothing Do you guys want to have an arc?

I think we get too high sometimes before the show, but sweet Christ, when those guys came in and fused with the headsets and told Jay it was working, check out, it's just not working. And they're like, it's working. Might have been one of the wildest work experiences I've ever had in my life. Where you're like, are you Jedi mind-trickened? It's a great device, because you can,

it just always works. Yeah. The owner of my building is doing that. He won't put the garbage out and I've emailed him with photos that there's torn trash bags with the parts by rats and the emails were taking it out. Oh, dude. What can I say to that? By the way, shout out Anthony, my old landlord. That fucking that band I had in my kitchen that slope that was in front of my sink for yeah, that was treacherous seven years That I was just a It was a speed bump in the middle of your kitchen. It's exactly what it was every time I called Anthony

I think Anthony got a fix the kitchen floor he goes Yeah, yeah, we'll do it next week. Yeah next week, just coming on on column, he goes, sorry Dan, I was out on Long Island. I will combine this week and do it never day. I moved out with that thing not being fixed. It's great. That hole was crazy. And it's wild that you lived with it for seven years.

I have a near state. Yeah, it was. Just out of the way enough where you could kind of get away with it. It was close to the sink. Yeah, exactly. So it was like, you could stand on it and get a little bump up into the sink

It was a hole in your floor was a warped for stepney falconia parent. Oh Jay low was in Medford. She's got on location shot Shit, thank you Stephanie to proving fucking Andy wrong. Oh, and be oh yeah, and then H. Foley and And then he card Nally. I forgot that every year Tommy is in a super bowl commercial and H. Foley and Tommy And Amy Cardnelly. I forgot that every year Tommy is in a Super Bowl commercial and H Foley was in this was funny dude. He made me laugh Yeah, it was great. It's always funny when you see your friends in a in a Super Bowl And Amy Cardnelly comic too. I don't know if you know her. She was the girl right in front It was like a little triangle. It was her Foley behind her and then Tommy Poe. That's great. Yeah That thing is bugging that what did they say black Lou?

We're gonna come by and Jedi mine trigger Yes, they're gonna send an engineer right away. They said let's see sweet. You think this gets fixed Jacob. It's working Work for a second. They're gonna be like exactly. It's gonna turn on in their bag. All right, fuck you guys Do something resembling anything so I want to get to lose stories, and I want to get the screen working, because he has video that he showed us. So you were on the beach, and then you just saw a guy DJing to nobody.

That's right. Just to the ocean. That's right. We'll tweet the video out at the Bond Fire SXM. Is that okay if we tweet your personal video? And this is not like he was set up on like the back of the beach, you know, like in a in a bar and he was at the water's edge. He's in a pay-lager, Zee. With his turntables and speakers in front of him aimed at the water and

and Marshall arts equipment. Well, that comes in later. How did you find him? Were you guys just sitting down at the beach and then you were like take a load of this guy? Oh, there we go. There he is. I'll first stay there. I mean, that's in this daylight And you said he was playing on the beach so he was like a block away and that's the first thing we saw Is this a common thing in Puerto Rico's is dudes setting up shop and fucking music. He's DJing like the oceanist's audience. It looks like he's drawing seaweed to him by DJing.

It looks like seaweed because he's standing in the middle of a bunch of seaweed. It looks like he's pulling it from the ocean. Like he knows a trick. He's like bro, the thing you know, no they love bullshit music. He was playing my number five right before I started recording. What are you complaining about then? I'd hear those horns coming from the street and I walked to him

Exactly, he'd play me in dude. That'd be a siren song for me. I'd crash my bow Dude, I went to Portugal once for a week. Just poured the entire time I had no beach time. We did the rainforest. That was the only cool thing we got to do It poured the entire time When you landed till when you left not one the wall how many days like six days? Five nights six days five nights. All right. We're in this video continues where he uh Where he what pulls out some nunchucks how far in the middle of his DJ said how far into his DJing said that he pull out the nunchucks This was at least an hour into it. I like't like how you guys are saying nunchucks.

Yeah dude, what? Fucking nunchucks in my- No, respect the martial art dude. It's nunchuck. It's not nunchuck. Nunchucks. You lost him for a bit. Would you take Taekwondo and a mall?

I never took it. I was always jealous of karate kids. Me too, I wanted to. So bad. I never, yeah. My mom would love me. Did anyone here get to take karate? Karate is a child?

Black Lou. You did? Oh, it's a karate. You did. Oh, the yellow picture. It's so awesome. Yeah, it's a little black. I'm a little black. I only got to yellow belt. That's like that's a step above yellow. White right? Yes, that's it. So you took like how long like six months? No, I think two years. Two years? Yeah. Yeah. That's about right. Yeah. I think two years. Two years? Yeah, that's about right, I think. Dan, do you remember any of your stances? Yeah. That was serious. Do you have any pictures of you?

A little black-blue key. I have to try to find something. Please find something. How cute. That. I always wanted to take karate so bad. Ty Quantino. I went my kid who lived up the street for me took it and they brought me because I was playing his house that afternoon

They were like, Devon's got to go to karate and I got bad. I was like, Mom, please let me go You're old dad goes that's that should have stayed buried in Japan Well, yeah, that maybe because that's why we never bought Japanese cars That was the thing in my house Because your father fought world war and he fought in the Pacific and he fought So he brought home the Japanese cars damn yeah, we get sushi. He just here fucking snail scratch the table No, what's that boy to be fair? I played ice hockey from really early on which is an expensive sport So they weren't spending any extra he would the opposite way

You got the whitest you can get yes, dude look at that show that to Christine. We got that shit out Yeah, tweet the picture of black loo in his karate Was it in your jersey? It was so you are the kid. It was a plane field in Jersey. In plane field. Dude, we made it. We might have been in the same class. Oh man. By taking it. Why did your parents say no?

I think they were just my dads like, I'm not spending any more, because like when you're a little kid, you play ice hockey. You're growing so fast and that equipment is expensive. Yeah, playing hockey. So you need new equipment, like new skates every year when you're growing up.

Yeah, all my friends that played hockey, like it was expensive. I used to have an expensive, yeah. So my dad's like, you got to choose. You're growing up. Yeah, all my friends that played hockey, like it was expensive. Ice time's expensive. Yeah, so my dad's like, you got to choose, you're setting, I was just hockey. It was too much. The only reason I got to play football was because I played against sports,

because you could go and buy a refurbished helmet. Yeah, I played again. We had to play it again. And I had a thick face mask that wasn't cool. I wanted like the Derek Thomas. Yeah. It was a cool one with a little bowl ring on it. And I wanted a cool looking helmet.

And instead my mom got me one for fat kids It had the thick thick plastic face mask. It looked so crusty. I'm to be fair that head was not fitting in Dude my head I had to buy a high school When I was in sixth grade I had a high school Dude I was mostly whatever they had yeah, well here's also the thing is a single mom doesn't know how to buy equipment. Right. Oh, that's true too. So my shoulder pads, they're supposed to barely come off your shoulder.

Mine were like, we bought them at the mile high-flame market. They were like four inches off my shoulders. So a kid got- What are you growing? Yeah, well that's what my mom said, but I was like, well that doesn't help you in sixth grade Yeah, the kid just grabs your right shoulder pads and it tips you over and you're like Dude I had dick what did he say is the TV? Oh wait, he's back in

Is it's a loose cable he's gonna have to fix it after the show So I have to fix it after the show Cool, I mean he tried to tighten it, and I also should be a little better, but I've seen it cut out twice since you actually did. I want you to bring up the 70s face mask before, if you could look up fucking, or 80s. It was like, it was a fat 80s face mask. Did you want that big neck thing?

Yeah, neck roll. Yeah, neck roll. How do I, oh hell yeah, I had a cowboy collar and I tried. That's right, and buzzworth. Dude, I sucked it football, but I wanted the accessories. Yeah, yeah. Total, oh, that's the same thing in hockey. I was like, dude, I had a cowboy collar and I brought buzzworth dude. I sucked it football, but I want to the accessories Yeah, yeah, totally. Oh that same thing hockey. I was like dude. I stunk I can hit people but I stunk it like actually being capable my dad was so cheap when it came to sports equipment Oh, my mom was again

It was the thing of you got a buy it a plate against sports. Yeah, yeah, that's how we have to or the only thing I could get away with because you just need a new skate so still have the same knee pads that I wear All the way to the left a wear All the way to the left top all the way to the left That's exactly it. Yeah, except it had a bar down the middle. Yeah, that was it dude No, I do it was shut down because it's fat. It's fat. That's not cool. You want the ones that are thin bar Yeah, I guess so yeah, no no, you definitely do, Andy. I'll take, because I showed up with that helmet. Everyone was like, I felt so crusty.

I was like, I'll do, there's just me and then a two-patch kid. Take that. With that face mask. Ah, it sucked. Well, if I could did go over here. Yeah, so when you did karate, what stopped it? You were just like, I don't want to hurt anybody.

Oh, pretty much. Yeah, I don't want to hurt anybody. Oh, pretty much. Yeah, I don't want to hurt just in my hands. That is. I don't want to fuck anybody up. No, I just got bored of it. Yeah, yeah, I was a tiny kid. I started doing competitions, like major competitions. And the kids were like a foot taller than me.

And you would fight them with the gloves. Yeah, you ran. And the foot pads? And the foot pads, little foot pads over your foot. And then you get, and they give you points, like just like the all-valley? Absolutely. If you would have put me in that shit,

I would be living in a shallow temple right now. I would have known you guys. I'd be floating in my mind. And I'd be a dangerous man. I could run up the side of the wall, kick all you in the face. One of my all-time favorite South Parks, when they stands, dad is caught drunk driving, and they're coming back, picking up from gridey,

I was, I don't know, stand. Kinda sounds like your dad racks a discipline I always wanted to pants the pants and being barefoot on those comfortable pads It always look good because I did wrestling and I sucked at wrestling. Oh no wrestling. Oh, we seem gay He is the gay the gay. Yeah, did you have a gay? Yeah I was a white belt with three stripes I know he seemed gay. He is, it was gay. The gay? Yeah. Did you have a gay? Yeah. Oh! I was a white belt with three stripes. Oh, damn, you didn't breach your deal.

You could get to yellow? No. The gay belt. You could get to yellow. It seems to be the big year. Honestly, I think I would have done it for the gay. I ain't got the purple, not on the thinking about it. I would have done it for the gay.

No, the way it picks. I have to, I don't have any picks, but I was they're training him a secret They were in the cameras weren't invented in case he went into Israeli special forces He was mixed men and women, but I was so I was so bad. I couldn't get my kicks up Yeah, we would have to rotate lines there are two lines, but they would just rotate So you would have time with each person like I don't understand why you can get your kick high enough So you would have time with each person like I don't understand why you can get you kick high enough Well, I was not I'm not tall but I couldn't get my my leg high enough so

A little better bar is to say this I kick the same girl in the vagina like I didn't realize that that hurts as much as nuts. I guess Think it does first of all, but I don't know, but I mean well maybe after three blows. I got her good You keep your seat Mr. Jacob front kick right to the veg you keep pussy very hard. Yeah Did she ever like after this I don't like right dude? Bro bro watch the lip Park she was nice about it. Total it damn. I was told by somebody else you might you know can you not? I really wasn't trying to use the fucking snatch kicks dog you'll top of the top of my foot straight into her vagina

He's like, yeah, he wanted to kick that pussy and he's in a pussy kickin We didn't know that I mean it's a whole full you put all your power into it. Wait, do you blast? Yeah? Madonna are you gonna get kicked in the pussy? Oh, that was humor I forgot. Fuck yeah. Yeah. Why was she blocking your your blows? She was taking it. She was doing that concentrating kind of martial arts where you can punch them in the neck and shit. She's to it again, Jacob. And then how old are you how much how much sauce were you putting on this kid 18 or 18 18 to 18 Yeah, maybe that was a little

You're a white belt in 18 I started at 17 Hold on because my brother I was expecting like eight do not have little Jacob kicking Plus No, no, this is technically adult You can buy smoke and Flippin wild I'm not proud of it. I'm not proud that I couldn't get my foot I never smoke after class. I never meant it.

Jessica, can I talk to you real quick? I felt bad. Little tatted tatted. Sorry about kicking you in the pussy, great. You got your college applications out yet? Hey, damn, dude. So even as adults, men fight women. I thought that was a little kid thing.

No, I'm as an adult. It wasn't adult. Anyway, so so this a grown woman was just taking these I mean the bad looking and it didn't go over well that I was Can you can you demonstrate to the crew? I'll be I think I still have my I'll be her technique Well, he's up to he's got to try something. I'm standing up. How are you kicking her in the pussy? I just want to know visually. Yeah, because it will explain it to you. Big South. Yeah, so you're all right. And then how would you do? Damn, dude. This is the kicker. You just kick her in the pussy. Damn dude! Dude, this is the kicker into the pussy! You just kicker into the pussy, dude!

That's crazy! That's wild! That's wild! You're an 18 year old man dude! You kind of been serving in the military! Serious! That's what I'm talking about! Oh yeah!

You're a fucking... You could have been a... You're a fucking teen! Damn! I was not prepared for that number! I had friends that went to Afghanistan at that age! When I told you my age I didn't think it was gonna be a thing! That's... Oh! Dude, I had friends that went to Afghanistan at that age. When I told you my age, I didn't think it was going to be a thing. I'm thinking about it.

Dude, I had you as a little kid. I literally thought it was going to be at least 10 years lesser than that. I said, you won't have to leave. That's minimal. I was like, there's no reason over the nine. Yeah. And then he's like, hey.

No, you don't know better. You're kicking her in the snatch. You could have fucked her. Like, you could have been like like wow huh she was not into me after that no probably not not after the head of chance kick a woman in the vagina once Oh my god. It's fucking bonkers. It's crazy. You're saying 18? I can't explain. You know what?

It's so casual. I don't know. 18, 19. Melted my mind. I was like, what, a software in college, I guess. What had happened? God, I don't know. I just moved into my new place. I just got that place up.

I just had a new, I got a mortgage. Yeah. Fucking a dude, that is. You got to try something on to well. Jumping all around. Yeah, don't jump there yet. Jacob's going to do a little fashion show for us. Before we get back to lose story, if you hang on the beach, no, the TV is kind of fixed. I love that they kind of fiction here. So like, I don't know, it's running right? I works for now. I feel like the way they fix shit here is they should hit you in the nuts as they leave every time. They go, they go pussy.

Yeah, stop. It's the way it fix six years, like when you were a kid and you would fix like your TV antenna or anything and you'd finally get a good picture and you tiptoe away lightly, you go, got it? Good. Don't everybody don't move. I mean, it's working for now. The headphone thing, he just like did the volume thing This good he pretty much did the same thing here. We could have done what he did where he just walked him He just pushed in right hdmi core speaking of kind of which DJing have you ever seen the video of the girl fake like She's DJing but she's hitting buttons. She's hitting fake buttons. Yeah, it's really hilarious

which is hitting buttons, she's hitting fake buttons. It's really hilarious. If you could find it. If you could find it, there's a hot girl in the studio, I get all embarrassed, can't make eye contact, and I pretend to be doing things. Where do you go? Where do you work? Boy.

So just so we go in. Finding out so much about Jacob and Lut today. So we can, you know, next time there's a hot woman in the studio, and we can see DJ Lou Feite DJing. Where do you go? Do you go to the part of the board that's not, like, activate? Yes. Stuff that does nothing, you just go go because now I can see the full board

Not you just slide that and I'm just like You're producing a record you're like let me put some finish on that. Oh, that's good. That's good That was a good joke. I think I'd have there's compilations But send it to Christine girls just fake DJ Cockroles fake in YouTube fake DJ compilation comes right up. I've been trying to say recently Fuck yeah, I've been saying Stand up comedies the new DJing You see a lot of people just like fake doing it

Who's like saying it with the like it's so critting so crazy Look you know, look at this creative and reading the crowd is what separates the best DJs in the world DJ Lou do you agree reading the crowd? Yeah, yeah, unless you're DJ ocean, which we're gonna get back to him dude DJ ocean rules DJ tides Wait go back to the video of the guy. Let's there's one girl really just like she's pulling around she's going Buh-buh, Buh-buh, and just hitting the console. It's great. Fake DJ compilations. Oh, Paris is a real DJ. I don't buy this Did you see the Miley Cyrus one? Did we watch where they go sing Paris and she sings? The New Year's Eve show where she brings her out to do her did we watch one hit wonder? I don't know if we watch it Because Miley Cyrus dude do that's so funny

something resembling anything is there more insufferable place to be than a techno club oh my god don't belong there yeah because they probably don't let pussy kicking out laws like you. Yeah, I've never liked that environment. I've never liked the like pack club, but people love it, dude. To me, it's the it always reminds me of Zion. Yeah, I would've never been welcomed. It's too bad too because you grew up in real age where those clubs were fucking everything in 80s and 90s. You're right. And I was all over them. Were you a big club? Like you were going to rave. So we're going to limelight and tunnel. That's it. Really? You go down to now tunnel and limelight. Limelight was a famous club, but tunnel was like, was that a club or? Yeah. Oh yeah. What were the, where did DJ Siphah usually do?

Like down in like the tunnels though? The whole idiom. There was like a thing. His was probably more like real DJing, but these DJs got famous, but it was all like an ecstasy drug. So you're going for the ecstasy? Yeah. So you're like the Peter Cation rooms

and like this party monster if you've ever seen that. Yeah, like Seth Green and McCoy Cole. DJ Kyoki. Like those guys. You were in that scene? and like this party monster if you've ever seen that yeah, Seth Green and my coach DJ Kiyoki like those guys you're in that scene you have party monster What did you wear did you wear the big angel wings A tight white shirt that I stole my mom who embroidered it by hand So it had like this Jim Morrison floral bullshit going around it. Damn. Matched with Bell Bottom Jeans.

Fuck, we forgot that Lou was hot. We forgot that Lou and Will were hot twins. Long beautiful hair and I spent three days in jail with that alpha-non. Damn, did someone make you his wife? No, not on. Did you get married in those three days Is there DJ rave kid picks I what a fucking treasure chest of things were learning today the fact that he walked in with fake vampire teeth

Keith one time. He's like, we bump, bump, because the string is invisible, but you still jump the rope. I want it. Here's what we got to do. Sorry, we got to have a club day with DJ Lou with Josh Adam-Mier's and Justin. Just kidding. You know what else is a club guy? Fucking Brian Baldinger. No way.

Fucking old school, our producer friend Brian, who's my old roommate for years, and he doesn't seem like he would be, but he's a total fine-rooted kid. Oh my God, dude. And then you were this there, right, Luke? I outgrew it, but for a good three or four years, this was me.

Did you go? Did you do a lot of drugs? I did enough ecstasy to stay up till noon a couple of times. Crazy. We did the race, because I've always been such a baby. They just never closed. Even when I drank, I wanted to go to bed at a reasonable hour. What?

I said, like even in my worst drinking, I'd go to bed three or four. I said, seven hours. I was like, this is disgusting. How did you? But it also was great exercise because you would dance for hours on end. Oh my god. You were just like, jumping rope, pretend rope for a fucking two hours on end. Oh my god. You were just ripped. Jumping rope, pretend rope for a fucking two hours sweating. Oh my god. Yeah. So you and Will were just ripped. You guys probably had zero percent body fat. I'll find you guys a picture.

Like a 19 year old Jacob walks by and is geek. Yeah. Yeah. He's putting in his sleepy pussy's on the street. I'll kick him. I went to the limewight one time, not but it wasn't a church. It was yeah 20th and six. They had a cool room. One of the rooms was the HG Geiger room. It was like aliens. The god the day aliens. Yeah. Yeah. His design. So it was cool watching that and they're being in that room. How old are you reading like your 20s? Were you like going out clubing? No, this was just to see a band. Oh, okay. Yeah. So they do live performances. The line light was wild, because it was a...

That was the most same. I remember hearing about that, because like from North Jersey, I was, you know, younger. I always heard the horror, like the scary stories would be like, people stab youth AIDS infected. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like that shit. Dude, I love suburban fear. Yeah, totally.

That's a place that I'm like most sad to have missed in New York. Over studio 54? Yeah. Well, studio 54 is like so long ago that it doesn't. I mean, I feel like I just missed a mislimelight. And then there was a place called Bungaloo E that I always heard about that was designed like the Beverly Hills Hotel. Yeah.

And that was like a hotspot free. And I missed that too. But like just missed them. Just missed the DBGBs. Like going to hotspots. Go to DBGBs and we've got missed him. Just missed any GBs. Like, going to hotspots. And CBGb's and we've got to suck. Just being a hotspot person, we go. Actually, I know in Rikai, bungalow eight,

then we're gonna go to one oak, and then we're gonna part. And we're gonna go to two people. So when you know people that work there. Yeah, I don't like it. I want, it's so funny because I think for me, how nerdy it is, I just love like, knowing people at comedy clubs,

where I'm like, like, get you into the cellar. Yeah, yeah. how nerdy it is I just love like knowing people at comedy clubs or I'm like I get you into The seller. Yeah, I know it is I went to the palladium once it is pretty cool and senior high school I was 18 and you went where so this would have been like 97 98 It's not fucking NYU dorm Call it the palladium. It's on 14th Street between it's like right out of Union Square, okay, yeah And so you that was one of the big ones and you You got in we got in what did you guys do? Six of us just white kids stood next to each other

For an hour Did not dance one of my friends was able like bought a sex on the beach because they didn't card them The fucking gayest drink of all time. That's what he bought. Yeah, he didn't know He's like that's the one drink I've heard of. But you guys weren't drinking in Hollywood, guys. I was too scared to try. I was, you could get in at 18, 21 to drink.

18 to party, 21 to drink, bro. But really? You could go 18, you just get loaded. Dude, those go in. All those commercials though in Jersey. Remember they come down to Hunkabunca's. 18 to party, 21 to drink. Hunkabunca's in Serval, New Jersey.

I remember that commercial. Man, just clubs. So many 18 many 18 year old girls getting drunk at those clubs myself included. I mean because I was it I mean I was in a college to I was two songs like a college town So yeah like bars like everyone to get fake ideas so they's getting a bars Damn, there's a blurry one from the 90s Damn Lou you were around God I forgot your you're like smoky look You're smoky Edward furlong

Oh this yeah, I'm at Paul Oakenfold We were playing Truth of Dare together I dare you to play force Four decades of all your hit. You fucking devil dog. Oh my lord. Yeah, dude, damn you were hot. I did not know you were a party monster. Well, I had just lost 50 pounds at a high school.

So this was a few years ago. Were you a chunk in high school? No, yeah, yeah, yeah. Was will to twin chunks. Twin chunks, and you guys both lost it. You guys lost a combined 100 pounds. Yeah, yeah, yeah, was will to twin chunks twin chunks you guys both lost it you guys lost a combine a hundred pounds Yeah, yeah, I did it first. So I was the skinny twin for a full year He remained the blob for a year and I was the fucking skinny one really and did you just hold it over? Oh, I tortured the fuck out of them. Sorry, baby

Don't worry about my fat brother over there. Yeah, that's me if I didn't care about myself Here's one. Hey, man, look you can see what happens with I let myself go damn dude. Yeah, you look like a cool Camp counselor. I look like I'm on drugs. The check. Yeah, the chick. Was that your chick? Which one the girl the pick? That was my yeah, I was gonna go for it. It was just a lover. It's a There's the check. Yeah, the check. Was that your check? Which one, the pick? You're on the pick. That was my, yeah, I was going for the pick. That was just a lover. Just a lover that you had. The first bunny.

Yeah. One of many bunnies. One of many bunnies. One in the farm. She's a bunny. Yeah. Dude, that's so funny. You were the skinny twin for a year.

Were you just like, would you sigh if you were eating a salad and he was having a sandwich? Would you be like, I guess you just don't learn your lessons. Choices. Check out Hot Loot. Pass it all the way around. Everyone get a look. I think I've seen this one.

I think I've seen the bottoms and embroidered shoves. This looks like the beginning of PJ Lou. Yeah. So you were listening to club music, and then, but also loving Pearl Jam, because Pearl Jam comes out 93. Right. But I was touring with touring with them not with them

96 I bet that would that would send a chill up any veteran spine hearing that he goes. I was touring with him 96 He goes again, man. It's not with us You buy a ticket. We're doing the songs. I got to explain this every time I see you at my house. Who's this fucking hot Driveway band in the pick above Yeah, there's a plate outside of fucking driveway Okay, that was my 30th that was my 30th birthday party. She's good. They were playing Pearl Jam a lot. Thank you You were in the Pearl Jam while you were clubbing yes, but Pearl Jam would only tour once every two years

So I had some downtime. So you just get super into club and feel the void. It's just weird, like this. It's like, brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Yes, it looks like I make up on all my you're always hitting a little bit of the rock eyebrow You always hit a little bit of do you smell what Lou is cooking? I'll tell you what it is. It's Hot room and ecstasy cut with rat poison I keep it here and you just would you just be shirtless you'd have to take the tight shirt off right now I'm too hot in there I didn't have confidence now damn Jacob you're right it really is just like in the Matrix can I tell you my idea for I always wanted to do this for a live show you know when they put the

helmets on so you can only hear the music yeah silent discos I want to have just I wanted to have one of the sticks and wear the helmet for one of the segments. Why you, you, you just do an interview? Well, one of us is just dancing on the stage silently. You know, you're just having it. Wait, so just one of the crew is just Silent Disco? Yeah. I mean, the stage.

I'll do it. I'll do it. You are just the best dancer. It will absolutely be the outfit recreated of from lose past. I would do it. Tight white shirt and bell box. It'll absolutely be the outfit recreated from lose past. I would do it. Tight white shirt and billbox. We'll get B-Rod back on the project.

Bring her in. Bring her in. I want this pumping in my ears. And there's just the show's going on while I'm dancing there on the side. He does have great moves. Jacob, what if you do X-S-E? Can you imagine that dance floor would be fucking

Roller rolling Jacob to the side. I've seen him one or two drinks and he was just Cutter Oh Just like dishes he's like I'm so happy Are you guys getting any of this? Just shaking his little push on the side Thank you for listening. Thank you for listening.

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