The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Don't Forget To Live

Episode Date: June 18, 2026

Yungblud is playing Radio City Music Hall tonight and the Bonfire Boys will be there! As Jay and Bobby are waiting for their tickets to arrive they speculate about every aspect of their date. They research what songs they will hear and which Yungblud merch they will purchase. Bobby was shamed out of his original flashy outfit by his son for a more conservative look. He fantasizes that he will find himself backstage alone with the young heartthrob. | Madonna performed in Times Square NYC and she didn't look much like her younger self. | Mike Finoia was on Comics Unleashed and Jay plays a few short clips of his debut. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

And now, the bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly. Wash your piss in the sink. Ah, when I fell in love with them, Jay. When I knew he had what they called the business, It. And tonight you're going to show him how much. I'm going to show him it. Has anyone talked to Liam? Do we have tickets? I thought he sent them to Christine.

You're supposed to be sent to me. I don't have them yet. That'd be hilarious if we don't get tickets. We're going to the cellar. Okay. It's not Seller wings on it The same as Youngblood They're not

I got all dolled up I got new sneakers that I saved I broke them out Oh yeah Dude you're gonna see those Buddy You don't understand I was all

I had my outfit Ready to go All right we need these tickets then Someone reached out to Liam I just text them I had my outfit ready to go Dawn left I was getting my stuff together

I put on my whole gear. I got a jacket. I had another shirt. It's so humid out. I know, but I told you, I got a pop. You know, your pop's going to be armpit stains. I don't sweat like that. Okay. I got a pop. All ready to pop. Had my whole outfit on. I was peacocking. And Max came home and he walked up and he looked at me. He goes, what are you doing? I go, what? I got to go. I'm going to work. He goes, are you wearing that? I go, why? Yeah, I'm wearing that. He goes, dude, it's gay.

I went, what? He goes, dude, you can't wear that. You can't wear. I had a red jacket. Did you tell him that was the message you were trying to send? And he grabs, he's like, dude, he's literally mad at me. He's like, dad, you can't wear that out. You can't. He goes, where are you going?

You can't take his word for it? 13 years old. I'm going to the concert. And then I have my pink thermos and my ice coffee in it that I bring work in my car and uh what it's a little pink thermos why is it pink i don't know it was the only one they had but i like the functionality of it is the only one they had when i was buying it yes it was the only one they had but that you buy that functionality uh tj max uh max for the minimum the i like the fun i need good functionality stop taking the functionality well i don't know if you understand what i'm saying you picked uh you picked the pink thermis i don't know if you understand what i

mean when i say functionality does it only have room for three fingers in a thumb No. Oh. I needed to be big enough to hold enough coffee, but thin down the bottom. So it fits in my... No. When it's all the way in. So it fits in my cup holder in my cot.

Is that what you call it? And then... Shove your Stanley in my cup holder? And then the top, I want it to... I want a straw whip up. I don't want the slide open coffee one. Understood. I want this so I can, you know, suck on it.

And Christine's got that in black. Yeah. Well, the only one I had when I needed one was this. Well, when you impulse... bought it and when you were being a Max, Anisa. Yeah, you goddamn right girl. You could have just waited in order the one that's not a girl's color. I don't know if you know what impulse buying is, Jay.

But right, but then you can hang on that one until the black one comes and then swap them out. No, I bought this one and I'm fine with it. To send a message. Literally, I had my ice coffee on the counter. He goes, hey, why don't you take this too with your outfit? I go, I am. That's my.

Nice. She got a boy mom sticker. Is he going to be like, oh my God, you forgot your purse, Dad. He goes, you can't wear that. He goes, I go, I'm leaving. He goes, hey, all. Go Queen. You call me Queen. Nice. I like that.

I grow out. I'm not wearing it. I took my red jacket off. Slay, girl. And I put on a different shirt. And then... You changed shirts, too. I tell, yeah, the shirt was a little crazy. Why? What was the shirt? I don't know.

Was it Youngblood? No, no, I was trying to get one. I'm getting one tonight, though. What up? You're going to buy merch? I had my... Are you going to buy Youngblood merch? Yeah. You know I'm a merch, fucking whore?

He's a boy. Buddy, he's a man. He was next to you. Right next to you. He's a fucking rock. He's going to be the next big thing in rock and roll. Okay. Yeah.

But you're going to wear a shirt with him on it? He's Mick Jagger. He's Steve Tyler. He's fucking Freddie Mercury all rolled up in one. Everybody you wanted the fuck? I didn't say Bon Jovi. Bon Jovi was not in there. Bon Jovi was not in there.

He's got a little Bon Jovi thing to him. A little bit. Yeah. And so I changed everything. And then Max was like, I, you better. Then he popped my chain. Him and Bon Jovi have a similar, a face shape that you'll see as you look up

with his cock in your mouth, you'll see that right here. I got a similar right here. First of all, I'm not going there because I think he's sexy. You're hoping. If he's like, hey, come back to the dressing room and then somebody stops you and then just

lets me go, I won't let that happen. What? If we're going back to the dressing room, he's like the young blood wants to see you, and then we both go back and he's like, not you. And he he just wants me in the dressing room. I'm not I'm not let that happen. It's not going to happen.

Have you fantasized that? But I have to fantasize that. What's the situation where they go? You. No, what is it? Studio 54? Do you think you're a young, gorgeous man? I just know.

Listen, but when I went in the room, I was like, hey, man, I can't do this, and I left. And I went back to you. In your fantasy? You got in the room. It's not a fantasy. It's a thought process.

You went just to say, you went in and popped in just to let him know you came. You're there. I was like, hey, what's up, bro? and he was kind of like just had his pants on. Yeah. And they were trying to take yours off? Security tackles you?

You think I'm going to take my pants off in front of young blood? He's going to see balls over my dick and then another set of balls. I mean, he's frozen and smiles, so you're going to think it's all the signals are there. He is. I guess he's like, I guess he likes me pulling my pants down. Cheeky little cunt. I love it. Come on.

You don't love it, you're cheeky little cork. I have a friend Lauren here. A friend Lauren, you're going to the concert tonight, right? I'm also waiting on my confirmation. Are you going to Youngblood? Possibly. I'm also waiting on my friend. Are you excited to go?

Yeah. I mean, this is what I like about her, first of all. Not as much as Bobby. Who she is, like, when she walked in, I was like, hey, what's going on? I thought she hated me. But then she said hi the same way to everybody else. And then when you said, you're going to the concert? Possibly.

I was like, this is the perfect person to work with fucking Lewis, by the way. Yeah, she's like a little bit. She's like a rescue dog. She's skittish. Yeah. It's like, yeah. She's good. You have to say it's like, no, no, she likes you.

She's just weird. She's just a little bit of a weirdo. And it's also, it's raining outside, so she has to just lay in the corner. We should take her to the cure. That'd be the cure for something. Just drab. God, that cure concert sucked shit so hard. As a woman, if you're a single lady, if Youngblood called you out to come backstage,

just to service him, would you? Of course. You would? Yeah, I think Christine would too. We all would. Jake, we all would. I'm not going to go service, Youngblood. You heard of here first.

No, Bobby has the strength to not do it. You can watch me, do it. The inner strength not to. I've, actually, I have, exactly, I've meditated. I will, I have the strength to not, first of all, not leave a friend. I never leave you later. You can leave me. No.

No, I would never do that. If you're going to have your almost famous moment with Youngblood, No, I would never do that What if he takes a shirt off for you? You get to see for yourself. First of all, he doesn't have a shirt on when I go in the back room. It's already off. I didn't know that.

Yeah, dude. I'm sorry, I haven't seen what you've seen. He just did a hot concerts by the... If he doesn't take a shirt off while we're there, it's going to suck. Oh, you're going to smell that concert musk on him, and you're not going to be able to hold off. You're going to be bummed out if he stays shirted the entire show? Aren't you? A little bit, a little bit.

Maybe? Yeah. But I feel like it's in a different way. than you, but yeah, sort of. Yeah, man, go on, take that off. Like, maybe, kind of. What if everybody in the concert takes their shirt? He's like, everybody take your shirt's all right now.

And me and you just leave. I'll leave. If we're the only two people and we're like that much of a sore thumb, I'm leaving. I'm leaving too. I'm leaving before I do it. I don't care if the guy next to me is morbidly obese. I'm still not doing it. There's going to be no guys at this concert.

They're going to be gay guys. Me and you are going to be the only straight people at this concert. Guys, you are going to be the only... Thank you. Thank you. Now, I mean, look, I just, I love, I love lead singers. I love... I've always liked men.

Yeah. That was not. Say it last to you right now. That's fucking out of context. And that's, that's, I mean, you could be sued for that. It's not that out of context, actually. Seems to be all right. I like it.

I love it. I love it. I love it. Very excited. I know we're coming in tomorrow. We're doing a live show tomorrow, a rare live Thursday just come in and talk about it. But we don't know if we have tickets.

We don't even know if we have tickets yet, for sure. He said you have the tickets. They're just not in my account. Yeah, I'm sure it's... That doesn't make any sense. Can you... You know how last minute the guest list shit is? Yeah.

It's not guest list. What do you mean guest list? You say he's transferring to your ticket master account. But it's like comped tickets through Ticketmaster. I don't think that's what's happening. That's how... Yeah, that's how it works when it's a ticket master guest list. Liam?

What if Liam... fucks us this hard. What if he said, not like could he do what we were promised, but then only got us two tickets and then those two tickets where it didn't come through. What if it's only one ticket? What do we do? I'm going to tell you, if that happens, Liam, and let us strike fear in your heart, I'm going to tell people what I saw at that boathouse.

I'm going to tell people what I saw you do, you and your fucking frat friends. I know where she's at, and I'll take the cops right to her. You know what he did four summers ago. I know you did four suburbs ago, you creepy piece of shit. Look at them. Oh, God. And I know where you keep your trophies in your house,

your trophies of your victims. Your earrings and your locks of hair. There it is. Thank you, Lou. That's the right song for it. Not a lot of people to listen to the words of this song. It's all fucked up. I didn't even know that.

You're the first person to teach me that. Really? Yeah, well, on the show. Yeah, it's about a guy. taking a girl behind a lake house and torturing and killing her that's all the lyrics you're about right yeah why how come this isn't like like a thing like people like oh my god we were singing about they didn't because they also they didn't make a video that really depicts this well how would you make the video that would be terrible it would be a great horror yeah plus it was the 90s nobody

gave a shit no one really care but it really is it's a guy he's like uh that's his thing he's like laughing while he's like saying crazy shit to her. It's a good song. Good song. Either way, that's right, Liam. I'm going to tell your fucking toady story about what you've done at that fucking boathouse with you and your crew team friends.

With you and your Duke LaCross friends. When you guys rape that girl? He does dress like a former rowing team. He's a crew team guy. Absolutely, dude. This guy only knows Ivy League parties. He hits chicks chicks. I'll tell you everything bad about him.

Liam, I'm starting to leak secrets. Liam hits women. I'm going to keep going until you get these tickets in Christine's fucking account. I don't think they're good. Oh, look what showed up once I said. I'd show you where the bodies were. They actually came in at 1239.

It was just from a weird email. Liam, I'm sorry. Maybe I may have opened up a web here for you. I may have fucking fucked up for you. All right, hey authorities. There's not actually a body anywhere. I was just wound up. Yeah.

You think they're going to believe that? Thank God you didn't tell him what he thought about the Jews. I was there. Liam, just know, I didn't tell people what you thought about the Jews. And I really kept quiet about your feelings on the black employees here. I'm looking to you, Black, Lou. He's got some thoughts. This is bad, y'all.

Where are our tickets at? Yeah, that's what I want to see. Where are tickets at? Can I just say something? If it says mezzanine, dude, I'm going to throw a chair through the window of his office. I'm not going to. I do like a seat. They're only seats

Okay, great I'm at the age of I don't mind sitting at a concert You know for a guy who's got For a guy who's got a fucking closet Full of Hokas and Oncloud You sure do hate standing I didn't wear my hokas

That was a choice I made I wear pure fashionable sneakers Do you think these things are comfortable They're flat-footed I'll stand on them for six hours So people know how cool I am I wore my fashionable Nikes That's why you can't stand

Yeah, that's why I can't stand You're very fashionable Nikes And it's hurting your fascia I was sitting there for a half hour deciding whether on clouds, Hokas, or fashionable. Dude, you can't suck off this rock, God, wearing old man shoes.

I know, I get it. Why don't you throw out some new balances and some tastefully above the thigh shorts? Yeah, not even girls want to look down and see Hokas. Oh, Bobby, look who's wearing a wallet chain to nowhere. Oh, he has a wallet on that. Nope.

How do you know? Look. You don't know what's in his back pocket? It's not in his back pocket. It's on the belt loop in the back. Are you sure? I'm 100% sure. No one wears a back pocket waller anymore.

No, they all go to nowhere. I told you, they're like selling them in stores now. Oh, you invented something. I was ahead of my time. You were ahead of your time. The founder of the wallet jaded to nowhere. Your seats are really great. Where, where, where, where?

Right here. Is it ever been Japanese? No, it's just a... Where are we? So this is a stage and you're here. Are we on the end? What? And you're like right in here.

Oh, we're in the middle. Oh, fuck. That sucks. Bobby, he can point to you from there. No, do those seats don't see you. Those seats suck I want to be on the end What if one of us has to pee?

It's like 10 rows back Yep, I want to be right in front of him So go rush the stage I'll distract them while you Rush the stage Bobby Okay But you gotta You can be like the guys that sting

And just go in the aisles Listen you can't think though You gotta act What do you mean? I mean When I fucking lay the distraction You gotta get up there And get to him

And then I think when you get up on stage He'll recognize you I don't think so because he hasn't responded to my DM yesterday. Well, think back to the fantasy. Hasn't even read it. Think back to the fantasy. Remember at the end of it, you were on stage with him

singing your favorite song, but you were doing the Machine Gun Kelly part because that's the only song of his you know, that he did it with Machine Gun Kelly, and you just liked his hair and outfit. That's not... You fell in love with the boy's hair and outfit is what happens. Buddy, I fell in love with everything.

You fell in love with a sexy young boy who you wish you look like. I don't wish I look like him. Yes, you do. I do not. I do not want to look like a young guy. blood. Bobby. But you think I want perfect juicy lips, a little button nose

and beautiful eyes and a great body, but it's long, it's not in shape, but it's thin and in shapely. It's like sick hair. It's like a sick dick hair. Yeah, you think I want that? You think I want perfect hair that flows in front of my face and I can whip it back when I say something interesting? I'll tell you what. He might get me with the hair tonight, though. The floppy

hair, I'm going to be like, it's good hair. It's good floppy hair. Yeah. He's got dude, he's just a perfect rock star, hang on. Perfect rock star lead man. He's It's what we've been waiting for. Who else is that fucking cool up in front? If he can just switch from pop into rock.

Because that's what it is. When I asked the, G. Mike from Skang said it's kind of like, it's like party pop rock. Yeah, but I feel like he was... It's going to be very Blink 1.82-8-ish, I feel like. I feel like he's going towards the... When he hooked up with Ozzy and Arrowsmith, I feel like he was...

He's going more towards rock and roll. Yeah, and he loves a cover. You're going to get some covers. Yeah, that's good. There are going to be some songs, and there will be some... Bring up a set list, please. There's going to be some, you know, speeches about, you know... His bloody something?

No, about, you know, how we're all going to get along, and gay people, it doesn't matter. Donald Trump was pretty yesterday. Be... The UK. The UK. The UK. This is what? This is last night.

Last night, perfect. In Boston, this we did for you. It opens with a rendition, well, nope, just the song Warpigs playing. I like that. That's great. Then, hello heaven, hello. That banger. The funeral, no idea.

Idols Part 1. You're pretty excited about that. I'm more excited about part 2, but go ahead. Love Sick Lullaby, no idea. It's a good song. My Only Angel, which is an Aerosmith and Youngblood song, but will be done by just Youngblood. Fleabag, no idea, low life, couldn't guess. and then the other Aerosmith Youngblood song Sands Aerosmith.

Then he's going to do the changes. He's going to do the Black Sabbath cover. The only ballad they ever made, which is not a good song. You don't like changes? No. Really? No. You don't like when he did it?

When he did it? He did a good job of singing. He's very talented, I bet. That song sucks. It's a really short show. It's like an hour-long show. Perfect. No prob.

No prob. I mean, the songs aren't more than five minutes each. You don't know that. You don't know that. He could be like the Grateful Dead. He could be like a fucking Pig Floyd over here. Yeah. Yeah, that's not bad.

He's not factoring in gyration. And then he's ending with ghosts. And you're not factoring in speeches in between songs. He's going from ghosts into zombie. Do I know any of these songs that aren't covers? No. Impossible. No, you know.

Play the funeral one. That's a good one. Do you know it? Or are you just saying it's the first one you saw? I don't know. No. I know some of his songs. I don't know them.

I can't sing them. I don't listen to them over and over. I don't do music like that, but I do like his last few videos he put out there. This is the funeral? Yeah, this is when he was young. It's kind of punky. White wedding.

It's kind of punky. Wait, wait, it gets good. What does this remind you of? White wedding. Yeah, a little Billy Idol. Reminds me of Billy Idol. Oh, I'll tell you what I remind. It reminds me of Corey Feldman.

No, it doesn't. Don't say that. Then don't go. If you're not going to go with this attitude. I don't want to be I don't want to be nice to somebody who's going to hate on Youngblood.

I'm not going to be talented. I think he's very talented. I think me and you're going to have a good time. We're going to have a great time. But if I look over and you are, have those fucking eyebrows. If I see you roll your eyebrows at one song,

I won't roll anything. You're going to have that dead stare. They might. He was audibly, he was making Isabel, during the AIDS tribute at Madonna, he was making Isabel laugh so much. I was like,

do not make me, do not. fucking make me laugh. At the what? The AIDS tribute. You were making, you were cracking jokes at Isabel and it's like this that, you know. What age tribute? Remember when she's showing all the pictures and she's talking about losing all her friends,

Madonna and Madonna. Oh, I didn't hear you say Madonna once. And you were making Isabella laugh so much. Oh, the age tribute? Oh, yeah, yeah, for sure. And Isabella's just giggling. Yeah, she is my kid. He is going to, he's going to have some, he talks.

An age tribute? No, but he will, he will bring up subjects. I believe he makes speeches. I bet you're going to yell something out and hope you recognize your voice. Youngblood! I don't think he's going to do political stuff. Huh? I don't think he will do political stuff.

I hope he gets heavy political. He does. He wants to be a rock star, not do that. There's so many videos. Oh, he does go out in the crowd, though. I'm trying to find him. There's just series of videos of father figure playing with him gyrating, and there's just like tons of them.

We'll play it. I'm trying to find him. They're not loading on the page for something. Look at all those wallet chains to nowhere. There's going to be a lot of chicks at the, this concert, man, a lot. We're going to stand out, me more than you. No, because you'll be also mowling

the words and throwing your hands up in the air. He goes to the crowd, too, but we're going to be in the middle. He's not going to get to us. Stand up on your chair. Huh? Stand up on your chair. Are you going to help me up on the chair, though? Of course. Thanks. And I'll help you back down.

Thanks. But I'm not going to have to, because in my mind, in my fantasy, you float over the audience to him. Yeah, yeah. He lifts you up. It's his love that you up look at that there a lot of cock to the microphone yeah sorry oh listen I'm gonna run this traction and you and Laura get back there and let him fucking suck him I'm not letting her come back with that attitude she said she's totally in hey yeah

you guys want to suck my dick yeah yeah look a yes is a yes it's on record let him go first yeah that's true let Bobby you're gonna want to let Bobby go first what if he what if he wants both me and you back in the lot of the dressing room with just me and you would you go with me i don't think that's what would happen that's not what he asked that's not the fantasy you're not a we're not in rea i mean jesus what are my wife i get it i understand if he's if someone comes up to us hang on me back up a little bit laura first things first there's not even a chance bobby's going to float over the audience yeah yeah i think she takes everything i'm saying very literally All right, I'll ask the question again now that you have the context we're looking for.

If someone comes up to us after, and like, hey, you too, he won't chew in the back. You think all the workers are British also? They are. Yes, in the fantasy, they are. I don't want some guy, hey, young blood want you in the back. You want to be drowning in a sea of uncircumcised dicks, my man. And I appreciate that. Oh, would you be willing?

How about if he just says to you, you are allowed, he's not gay. But he will allow you to pull his foreskin back and hold him. it back while Laura sucks his dick. Would you do that? If we could influence it, yes, if we can videotape it. Of course you could. Have it for the show, yeah. Absolutely.

I mean, if you could tastefully blur out Laura's taste. She is in a position of a, she is an executive for a company. Of course. We would blur your, blur your help. But your attitude would still be in the air. She's top brass over at Gaias Digital Management. We get a phone call.

Why did you let her do that? What are you guys doing? I stick pictures with my manager, Suck. Youngblood's cock while you hold his foreskin back. She has to make important business calls for me. Bobby. What are you doing, man? Bobby, were you pushing Laura's head onto his cock while you kept fucking kissing his neck

because he said he's not gay enough to kiss you? Because she can't stop talking about how great it was. It's bleeding into my business call. I have a feeling that whoever's sitting next to you, Bobby, is going to be uncomfortable with your behavior. Well, I mean, I think it's going to be an uncomfortable concert because it's going to be a lot of young girls. And us. With their moms and me and you, which is going to be an uncomfortable. And we're going to have good seats so all the fan fans are going to be right around us.

Just don't leer. Let's look at a leering. Every time we meet an older woman, like a mom. Yeah. We should have to get a count of what, just go, would you and appoint it, young blood, would you? And then I'm going to go, whatever they say, I'm going to go, oh, he would. And then you go, you kind of like, wave you. I just wave.

How about this? We have a, we have a parachute plan. At any point, one of us can go, pull the parachute and we go. Leave. Yeah, if it gets to the point where it's getting too weird, where we feel too uncomfortable. It's, it's 14, three-minute songs. we'll be fine and jirating

and don't forget the speeches that's true also anti-Trump stuff it's actually a three-hour show it's only an hour of music yeah he goes I don't put set times down for the speeches

the queen is still alive Prince Andrew didn't do it Epstein Island was fun he usually brings somebody not usually but he does bring people from the audience up to either play guitar or sing with him. Which do you want to do?

Dude, if... Ask Liam to ask the manager and Bobby can go off on stage and dance behind him. I would dance. I would do dance if you came up with me. Why can't we introduce him? What can't what the fuck happen to radio people? Introducing people.

What happened to radio? What the hell happened to radio? What the fuck you're talking about? He does that move where he puts the guitar around you and he holds your hand and strums with you? Yeah. Oh my God, dude. Like how Teen Wolf taught the girl bowling.

Like a real flound. lortatious hand on the hip thing. Yeah, I would fucking 100% do that. What a magical moment. If he put my fingers on one chord and then I could just strum, I could do that. I could do the way Madonna plays guitar, I would definitely do that. He's going to teach you how to play an F and then you're going to play his fucking C. C.

Or D. I was going cock. I heard you. Damn, dude, you can't wait to see this guy. Do you want to see this video? What is it? I don't know, yeah. It's just him dancing around a father figure.

Yes, I don't want to see it so bad. Yeah, he's very androgynous. Dude, he's not androgynous? A little bit. A little bit. That's not... Oh, give me second, about Billy Idol that one time? Well, his... Listen, his old look, he used to go up on a skirt.

He used to wear dresses on stage back to the day. Now he's leather pants. Now he's rock and roll, leather pants. He's kind of fine himself. This is the version I like. The skirt... Is he finding... himself? Or is Bobby Kelly finding himself?

I mean, you say tomato, I say tomato. Do you think those were the Iggy Pop jeans, the whole thing, the Chrome Hearts jeans? I don't know. What? I think they're Iggy Pop's jeans, because he's dating the Chrome Hearts heiress, who it's a company that makes like jewelry and like old, you know, like these leather pants, like really cool stuff like that. And I think those are, I think that's what he told us. The glasses I wanted you to get, I think were Chrome Hearts. I almost got Chrome Hearts. There's a place up in Stanford, there was like a resale joint. And I went to it and the guy, I tried him on.

I mean, it even had a wonky, like, arm. Like, one of the arms of it was, like, kind of loose. But they were very cool glasses and I was like, I was like, maybe I'll get them and I'll get them, like, tightened up or something. I go, how much of these? He goes, I could do those for 1,500. I went, all, let me keep looking around. Why is it that when you...

How much is this belt buckle? And then I ran. Why is it the one that I can't just say no either? Like when I find out how Why couldn't I say something like Well that's absolutely ridiculous They're not working right Yeah why can't we say that

Like I can't do I just go I'm just gonna go find my wife I always say I'm gonna find my wife And talk to her about it And she's not even with me Because I can't just say That's fucking ridiculous Anything you have to do

If it comes down and it's like Hey if you go down there whatever Like you could ask people around You could see who it is And ask them and get some tickets Like some scalp tickets And I'm like I'll never ask Yeah

I'll go Hey do you I don't Do you know Are you one of the guys? Damn, dude All right, Christine Yeah, she's lost

Yeah, you're lost And this guy's gyrating his fucking cock Oh, Bobby, look at his above dick hair He's got a little bit He's gonna be, it's gonna be hanging out A little bit It's a nice penis He's got, what?

It's a nice penis It's probably a really nice penis Yeah But regular, in your fantasy It's regular size Well, it's weird because Because we met him on the show We had that typical radio host connection

that you think is more than it is. Because like, oh, these guys are the best. Oh, they're fun. You guys are right. I want to get you tea. But yeah, at York's your tea, I'll send you some. You can get like 200 tea bags. Right.

And then you realize that that, as soon as he left the building, as soon as he got in the elevator, he forgot about us. No. We don't exist. That's not true. There's no way he's going to go, you guys. Thought about me every second since? I don't say that.

That's not true. Remember you told him in the thing that I did the Kevin Hart roast? Remembering your message? Oh shit, did I say? One of us had done the Kevin Hart roast since we saw you. He hasn't sent anything back to me. He must not have saw the roast yet. He just wanted to be spoiled.

I understand. Oh, that would kill me if you walked up. He's, dude, you killed it on the roast bloke. I'd like to say, thank God. Kevin Hart roast, genius comedian over here, the thing. And then here's got to be next to me. With a mascara rang down your face. I would leave.

If he recognized you, and he did not recognize me. I would wait outside for you while you went up there and sucked and fucked them with Laura and you'd get upset if he called me out at the show. Yeah, I would. That's not a good friendship.

I would wait for you. I'd make sure. I said I wouldn't do it for you. You'd do it though. No, I wouldn't. I gave you that quick permission and you were like, thank God. No, I did not.

I would go in there and go, my friends out there, I can't. It was fake humility. No, it was not. You came at me to do that because you know I'm going to go, Bobby, I'm not going to spoil your fucking possible moment to fucking suck off young blood.

Buddy, with Laura of all things. That could be a real bonding situation. First of all, I went in the room and I... You know they've been trying to court you for gas digital management for fucking years now.

Yeah. That's what my career is heading. That's what Lewis wants all of us. Working under him at Gas Digital. You Lewis and Kurt Metzger should do a three-person tour together. Yeah, that sounds fun. I think a tour bus, but more like a small tour bus,

like a camper. Yeah, that will work. Yeah, but only with one big bedroom. to see who gets it. I would just talk to Kurt all day and just let him talk to me. Yeah, you wouldn't only be talking to Kurt.

You'd be listening to Kurt all day. Exactly. Lewis would be like, Bobby, I've got to talk to you. I can't right now. I'm learning about Jew lasers. Yeah, Lewis will be in the back screaming at somebody. And who knows what? Something with his house.

Maybe an employee. Maybe a boss. Doesn't matter. I don't have a boss. I have my own boss. Yeah, this is going to be fun. This will be fun. And I am buying merch.

I'm buying it right when I walk in. You've never not bought merch. I told you I'm a merch. Can we look up what his merch is? I'd like to see. I would love that. I almost bought

Keanu Reeves band merch yesterday. Dog Star? Yeah. Why? I don't know. Where was it? I was listening to some of his songs, the new songs they came out with.

Why? I don't know. Just check it out. For what? Because I wanted to check it out, see if it was good. It's not? It's all right. Nope.

I didn't mind it. Yeah. Well, good. You're probably hiring them to play a fucking if you want to renew your vows. Let's see. It just says the word idols. Yeah, that's very cool. What is it? Let me see it. It says idols, but it's a super tight tank top, which I think you should get. They have to have double X.

Treater like shapewear. Is it all girl shit? What does that say? Don't forget to live. No, I want you to have just his eyes looking at you. That's what I want. That's the front. I want to get that as wallpaper. Yeah, just his eyes looking at you. Or the one of him just says.

enjoying the scally cap i like that one the white one looks great yeah he's right just have a fucking boy you met on your shirt that that one's good what else a poster yes i'm not getting a poster i don't like posters a hoodie get max a fucking uh my parents don't get me shirt i already talked with all the writing on the arms mac said i don't want one of course he doesn't oh i'll get's foam fingers let me see him yeah the foam fingers are cool i'll totally get the foam fingers all right i'll get you the foam fingers i'm getting the shirt the white shirt x-s Yeah, do you think they make a left and right? Because I would like to fucking double it.

Maybe it's on the back and front so you can just either or. But then it would... I think they do. I think they have one on the left. Oh, there you go. Don't forget to live. Just one direction foam finger. Young blood.

Click it, see if you could choose left and right. I'm going to pick... I'm telling you, because I'm taking bets now, Bobby is going to pick the one with his eyes because you want to walk around with his gaze on your shirt. on your chest, Bobby. No, I like the other one. You look like just having a nice laugh at you? I feel shit when I wake up.

Oh, that's a good one. Oh, I'd have you get the pink one to go with your Stanley Cup. Oh, get the one with the underneath shirt built in. I'll get that, dude. You want to dress like we're going to see Averell Levine right after him? We should get DJ Lou, the old biker cap, the painter cap. I'm going to get Jacob a tour poster. Oh, that poster is great.

And I'm going to have a professionally framed in museum glass, so he has to respect it as a gift. unsigned nothing just a poster that's a cool poster that looks like that looks like something you give as a Christmas gift card something you give to a 12 year old girl to fucking let her start masturbating and don't ask questions yeah this is what a girl fucking grinds her pillow too Bobby put it in your gym I'm sorry what we said put it in your sauna dude put it my saw Bobby was lost in the poster I'm sorry I was just checking out the poster dude put it in your sauna and then when you fucking come on the bottom it's going to fry like egg whites.

Well, he's got a bandana, Jay. Look at that. Get that to hang out of the back of your ass. I don't wear bandanas. I wear Afghans in my bag pocket. Let me see. That's a cool one. Maybe I'll get that.

I'll get the date back Twofer. The Toofer. Twofer. What's that one? Let me see that. Oh, it's just as idols on the front? Yeah. And you get a little t-shirt, a long-sleeved t-shirt underneath a short t-shirt, but they're

connected broadly at the elbow. I'm going to get the bandana and see if it'll wipe his sweat on it. Oh, that would be fucking. Nice. I'm going to hold the poster open all night. I'm just going to walk around like this. But the top hand is going to be confusingly the foam fingers. It's going to be a pain in the ass.

How about the poster of just too? Yeah, black and white to him just looking at you. No, it's too creepy. What's talking about, dude? Looks like the crow. I think about this, if you put them in the back of your bathroom and you hop in the shower and you close the door. Look at an hour 20. Nice.

He rides a horse onto the stage, Bob. No, that was just in Texas. Oh. He what? He wrote a horse on the stage in Texas. Really? Yeah, that's cool. It is cool. What do you think he's going to do here? Ride a horse in carriage and the horse just dies on the stage? The horse just falls over and dies. You know, he's just going to come out here.

At Radio City, it's just a... It's not going to be a lot of crazy shit. Did that just happen? I just saw a thing online. I thought that just happened. I didn't realize it's the thing that happens a lot. The horses just collapse and die on the street, the carriage horses? Yeah. You're not supposed to... Like horses, even like, back in the dead... you see these westerns where they ride the horse for like two hours or six hours.

And you can't, you can only ride a horse for a little bit and it has to take a break. It has to get water. You have to let it cool down. You can only use a, like even the guys on the, like, I've been watching a lot of rodeo stuff. Why? I don't know, dude. I just got into, like, bull riding. Like, I just got into rodeo stuff.

I don't know why. Yellowstone. Maybe. Maybe. Yellowstone got you. I don't know. Maybe. And now Dutton Ranch has you.

But, yeah, they can only, like, they have to bring, like, when they do cattle, they have to, like, one guy has to have, like, three to four horses to work them. You can only work a horse for, like, one or two days, and then get a fresh horse. Well, the horse will die. So these shows are bullshit. Yeah, well, they, yeah, well, they don't, yeah, they're kind of bullshit. Yeah. You can't just ride a horse for days.

I just have a hard time with these shows, with Dutton Ranch again, too, that they keep breaking. up that he fucking, how much they're willing to die and kill. I just realized watching the show, they've made it such a romance between Beth and him that I forgot that Rip has killed multiple people in complete cold blood viciously. I know. Threw them off of a cliff to disappear so their families could never have closure. Many times during the show. Yeah, the train station.

He goes, what the fuck is his life? Why is it? The mom was like, my father until the day he died, fighting for his land. And it's like, what a dumb thing to have to do? And he just gave it to the fucking Indians anyway. I don't think they're called Indians, but yeah, he did. Yes, they are. He gave it, they're a Native American Indians.

Savages? No, I mean, yes, but no. Nice. Redskins? He gave the land to have it in a preserve so people wouldn't build on it because the Indians aren't going to build on it. I know, they're not going to do fucking anything on it. That's what he wanted.

And Christine was saying that the other day, which really defeats the purpose of all that land. But if you watch the, what was it the 1820 1886 i never will if you watch that one you see that when he got to that land indian show uh he that one of the indians said um you know you can go up there and there's land you can take your family for a few genera you know like you can have it for five generations but then you have to give it back really that's what yeah for five isn't a generation a hundred years uh yeah you see which is a you know He was like, you can have it in 500 years. Something like that.

It's longer than black people were enslaved. Yeah, it was. It was like 100 years more. Yeah, we've all heard the same complaint. 400 years. 400 years of oppression. That's the only reason we all know that number. I've never done any research on it.

I just accept black people all right. It'd be great to find out slightly less and always correct. That would be such a fucking fucked up move. 400 years of oppression goes, 396, but that doesn't matter. It is fucked up still. But it wasn't quite 400. But it does suck. yeah no it's not cool for sure but

just facts facts it wasn't 400 years 36 4 96 4 years ago it's like 6 million Jews more like 4 million Jews it's a lot of millions of Jews okay take those two off take those two million off

there's still a lot I think Madonna needs to fucking stop oh the thing in the park well first of all can you do a bunch of songs no one's ever heard of before also yeah do me a favor do a bunch of songs no one ever fucking heard of before.

Yeah, can you wear an outfit that makes me want to throw up when I see you in it? Oh yeah, can your old beaten and battered box fucking also swallow up your fucking little panties outfit? It's so gross. And her legs, there's no muscle tone on her legs and it just goes up to this ass she had put in in Mexico 15 years ago that won't die.

Oh, her ass has busted as shit looking from the side and she just looks like, it looks like someone let Nana out. Yeah. I told him by her she dances with a shower rod. Oh yeah, yeah In case she falls But her dances are always just By the way, when you get a little bit older

She's taking a page at a little Kim That's what Little Kim does now She can't really do anything else Because she's so like heavy So she just does like a weird like robot dance But what a way to kick off Pride parade I guess she's the queen of it right The Queen of Pride?

Queen of Gay's I guess the Queen of Gays But I mean what a fucking shitty set list Ugh look at her Look at just the size of her box It's disgusting And then I saw this with Christine And she was

She made a good point Two girls come out Like why would they bring out These girls with great bodies And she goes They probably both have dicks And she's probably right Right

She's probably right there Probably both men Yeah they're not bringing out Regular girls to this Look at all these people dancing Well Bobby That's a That's part of the show

Oh sorry All right You think everyone just figured this out Yeah You know Gays have it inside It's gonna be you In a couple of hours

Oh, Bobby. Me and you should work out something. We should work out something and do it in the aisle. Oh, she can't. She has to slowly get off the piano now. No, she takes her jacket off and you can see her fucking turkey arms. She looks better here than what I saw. Please, just cover it all. Like the lead singer from heart. Cover it all in black and sit in a chair and just give us the stuff. No, you don't have to even sing anymore. She's not even singing. Jay, you're right. She wears those long, elegant gloves that go up to her bicep. But then there's Bicep to shoulder is complete flab.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, it looks like an unstuffed sausage. Wait, skip ahead in this. Bobby, those are also a part of the show. Yeah, look, oh, she's doing, she's doing her robot dance. There we go. But here's the thing.

She could have just not done that. Yeah. She could have just wore, like, a fucking big, like, costume-y thing. Yeah. She could have covered all her flaws. Instead of riding this fucking trans cock or whatever the fuck she's doing.

I wanted to be women because I said these girls are way harder than Madonna but I guess what I mean is those guys are way harder than Madonna yeah there's a not women where is a state like I look at her hanging off for dear life she's getting sick right now from the stage space oh our pussy looks like an armpit it really does oh god oh thank God they covered it with a speaker they literally like hey we're up with a speaker in front of your old snatch i think they plugged it into it it dude big daddy cane finella ice two puck those time people dreamed about that box now

yeah man you almost i gotta go back and watch borderline to remember what i wanted to fucking pop it in her those are 100% guys too those are not girls those are trans that's what i said oh look at that thing oh yeah y i still got it no No. She doesn't. It looks like she's doing that to get her blood photo reverse. Yeah.

She has her legs up. She's trying to bring her feet back to life. Man. It's funny, she could just go from one pose to the other very slowly and then stay in a pose for like a minute. She has no choice. Sponsored by Icey Hot. Oh. Sponsored by Activa.

Look at her fucking. goal face. She also like, see the thing, she comes up there and lip syncs songs that no one knows. Yeah, I don't know any of the shit. I don't give a fuck if you've been doing music for 50 years. You gotta do the ones from the first 10 that everyone knows. The Confessions, too, it's a brand new album, and I think the only reason she agreed to this was to do her new stuff. She's like, I'll do your free pride show, but it's going to be all my new album. And the gay, I mean, I feel like almost like... Is that Mike Finney?

Yeah, who's the regular fucking DJ? Yeah, what they were just a fucking DJ Eric. Guarantee he has a podcast about technology. Yeah. What the fuck is

that DJ, man? That's DJ Peter Sanderson. Just a guy. DJ Peter Sanderson. Yeah, I got a graduate degree in special education. Oh, look at her.

It's just trying to mush out of that bra. She's a mess, dude. Think how Tupac's dead. Doesn't have to look at what he's done. She's terrible. You meant Tupac would have to be like, nah, man, this was like, Ray of Light. Oh, I'm so sick of it, too.

She's on everything right now. She's on everything doing... It's like, you have to age gracefully. You have to figure... Stevie Nix figured it out. You know, she... Age gracefully. Stop trying to be what you were 20 years ago.

Also, at this... age, dude, there's no way. I'll tell you why she's got something thick under there, because she's peed a little, a lot. On that performance? Oh, my God. Non-stop pissing. If she can't hold it in? Yeah, she had kids, right? Yeah, look at that. I mean, that's Madonna.

That's fucking Madonna. By the way, that's also, that's when she figured it out, because if you go back to her big bush pictures when she was younger, she's actually kind of crud looking there, like, facially even. She wasn't even very pretty much. She figured it out. She looked like a guinea from Staten Island back in the day. But she had those big muff pictures. These are the black and white photos they took and she's, her body is probably, I mean,

perfect at that time. She's killing it pretty hard. Her breasts, and those are natural tits. She had great natural tits. Thanks for stuff calling them breasts like we were a doctor's office. And then, uh, her breasts were world class. Her box, her breast, I call them breasts now. Nice. Because that's what they are, but those are. Now they are, yeah. Now it's her bosom. Yeah. Perfect box shaved. Nice. Yeah. So nice. So smoking hot. Good shave box. Yeah, we're I don't want to see it. Oh, there you go, Jacob. Fuck.

Oh, what a pig. These are the young pictures. We're showing pictures of her. The horror that we're looking at, right? But this was before women started shaving their box nice and tight, right? It's not looking. Her body's still good, everything. I'm just saying, like, everything's so cruddy about her.

It takes away that you don't think her face is that high. I wouldn't have thought much of her face in this picture at all. We're looking at a picture where we don't know whether there's more hair on our puss or between her armpits. But she didn't shave the side hair on her pussy. Right. She has the hair that. that grows out up to the leg. Yeah, that's the thing.

Oh, God. What a disgusting pig. She has full armpit hair. She's disgusting pig. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. My God. Makes me sick.

Yeah, but she did have a great... I mean, under all that hair, under that Sasquatch hair, she did have a great body. Yeah. Smoking body. Natural. Great body. And then she eventually figured out, like, her face and hair. Yeah.

Her nips are perfect, little tiny round nipples. Good little nips. Nice nips. All things popping good, but it just, it aged and, like, you know... Yeah. If you fucking, listen, if you're making hot dogs and one burns up, you don't showcase that one. You know what I mean? The grizzled up one, you show all the juicy plumbers.

Yeah, I'm a bit naked. She looks like a bowl of clam chowder right now. She's hunched over with a fucking fake ass. She looks ridiculous. Do you think somebody went to her back in the day and said, you should probably shave your armpits. And she said, I'll give it some thought. But like somebody had to tell her is what I'm saying.

No. That's not a good look for. No, I think that was an artsy thing. I think she probably did that. There was probably a time when having armpit hair was like a woman-free, I'm just going to be me type thing. And they took those photos. If I grew up in the 70s, I would have been arrested for punching women.

If you have armpit hair, you're a guy. There you go. Hey, let me check your armpits real quick. Ooh. Let me see that. Oh, wolf pits. Women knew to be human beings like in the 50s or 40s. I think they shaved their armpits.

The 30s even. No, I think they started I think they started shaving in the, I think they started shaving and taking care of everything in the 70s and 80s. The 70s, they let it go. No, the 60s, they let it go.

Seventies, they started changing over. But you can watch countless classic movies and they have shaved armpits. Yeah, like what is... By Gillette. 1910s. The 1910s. Not blessed Gillette.

So now you know if they'll be with an one with their armpit. But you like that a little bit. I don't like it, but I've been with it, and it didn't bother me as much as I thought it was going to bother me. I was training for tonight. If I had the choice, I wouldn't have. If I was like, hey, do you want me to grow my armpit hair or not? I'd be like, don't.

I don't like hair. Like, I like a nice, but I don't like bald either. I hate bald. I like a little hair down there. Oh, I'm pussy for sure. Yeah, I don't look a bald pussy. I don't see little zit roots. But, yeah, that is for you.

You know what I mean? A thousand black spots. Yeah, it looks like the underneath of a black guy's neck. Black guy, no good. I'm sorry, Blacklow. Jacob. Come on, Jake. What's wrong, Jacob.

Jack. Black guy bullshit. Jesus, Jacob. Oh, my God. Jacob. I don't want to dig into it too much now. When we come back from break, I want to tell you about this Michael Jackson documentary. I'm excited.

We know we didn't go over Fanoia's thing yesterday. I know. He escaped. Oh, God, I watched a little bit of it. His first fake laugh. Oh, yeah. Oh, wow. Mike's a throw his head back and laugh.

Yeah, you have to, just to look up a gun and go, I'm sorry. Please forgive me. Wow, that's great. Oh, that's great. Oh, he really had a good chuckle at a lot of those jokes. He really thought it was a hoot. He was having a hoot. He was having a hoot name.

No doubt. Hang on. You got it. This is the first one. Yeah, this is the first one. Get rid of Madonna. Why's Madonna walk like fucking Igor from young Frankenstein?

She's really old. You can't hear it. My husband's into repairing the house and stuff, and I don't want to seem jaded. It's just I watch all those romantic movies. I'm getting choked up. I hate the show so much. We should be painting the house together, all in love.

And then he paints my nose. And then I paint him, and then before you know it, we're doing it. Hair phones. Blu, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Have you ever done a home repair project together? It doesn't end in doing it. There we go. My husband did not want to make love when I spent on his butt shut.

I mean, buddy, that got him. That caught him. That's not the first one. Dude, that was, he laughed like that when you say something. There's the first one. That makes me question everything he's laughed at on the show. There's one where he jams his head back. I mean, head to the fucking.

It pins it. It's so good. It might be after this guy's routine. I'm so sick of that look, too, that merchant marine hat on the back of your head. Indoor's when it's hot. Oh, why? Why? Because he's a young talk worker.

Exactly. He just came back from the lunch truck. He's getting some chow. Yeah, well, pull it over your ears if you're cold, asshole. It's not a yarmaca. Dude, he's got to go right from here back to the fish market. Yeah, exactly. He's got to throw a fish and catch it with newspapers or something.

Oh, look at Mike's waiting to get, wait. He's waiting for the punchline to fake laugh. Of course, he hates this. He's literally timing the punchline. The whole shirt. Man, the hooper. How far down am I supposed to shave? It's rude to ask, hey, where's the line, Sasquatch?

Can I tell you, Bobby? Tell me any comedian, please. Mike just went like this with his eyes. He literally went, wake up. He literally just went, stay in it, kid, stay in it. Without naming them. Yeah. Have you ever appreciated someone doing like the real, like, chosen delivery and comedy?

I know it's a genre of comedy. It doesn't bother me at all, but like the everything's subliminal or the... Misdirect. Or the... Her isn't even misdirect. Her thing's more like everything's told like, and then you believe it? And then he said,

that's not how it works. Like it's like she's, this delivery is like chosen to be like a character. Jeremy Hots, Kathleen Madigan, that kind of thing. I gotta be honest. I came up in that. That was the big comedy when I came up,

Bobby Collins, Rosie, those type of people were Richard, Richard Jennings. No, not Jenny. Richard Lewis. No, Richard Lewis, but Richard Jennings too.

they just had that, you know what I mean? No, but Richard Jenny was just doing, he was doing stand-up. He had a sticky thing. I'm not talking about schickie. You're talking about jokes. No, I'm talking about, like, really the thing is like, you know, Jeremy Hots? And so they do the comedy, and it's like, it's like, have you ever noticed the thing?

You know what I mean? It's like a chosen delivery thing. Emo Phillips, stuff like that. I think when I first started, I would laugh at that stuff, but because I hung out with like Patrice and the like the Boston like Steve Sweeney

and Kevin Knox we came up in that fucking in your face type thing I was phased out of that pretty quick I wasn't even in your the idea of being in your face when I was drawn to the comics especially would come up here and the back table of the cell or all you guys

was more just like well what I want to showcase is like the funny that I am here you know I mean like talking to my and being funny like that. I never, my friends weren't coming over and I go, today I'm just going to talk in a weird like I'm going to be super anxious and strange all day.

Mitch Fetell, that type of stuff. No, I got out of that pretty quick. When I was the last few years in Boston and then when I moved to New York, I was at the Boston Comedy Club, but it was, you know, Jay Moore, it was Patrice, it was Norton, it was Voss, it was me. So when I saw that stuff, it just, it doesn't hit me. It just never hit me. because I, but it's almost like knowing the magic trick.

You know, if you don't know the magic trick, if I don't, I know what he's doing. I've talked to him off stage. I understand that. So when I see him do that, I can't, I can't enjoy it. But if you're, if you're an audience member and you see this guy, is that him? Oh my God. So it's like.

No, I get getting it for sure. So when you know it's like a thing like, when you know it's like, the character's even the wrong words, like a chosen like way of talking. It's a gimmick. And it's when they come off stage and they're not like, you know, almost getting ready to cry with every word anymore. And you go, funny show. And they go, oh, hey, thanks.

Yeah, it's, yeah. And you're like, wait, I thought you were, I came back here to console you. Are you not almost going to cry about everything you said? Yeah. It's just, like a performance character. Yeah, I just, once I knew the trick, I was like, I can't really watch. It doesn't affect me the way it should.

But I understand how it affects an audience because they don't know the trick. They think that that's, they think Mitch Fetel is a grown baby. But he is sort of. He's getting his dick sucked. But he is, but like, you know, also like a regular dude and a creep. Like anybody else. He's not a baby. Did Mitch Fritz, has he been in, like, L.A. forever?

No, no, no. I think he went to, like, Colorado or something. Because he wasn't here. I don't, I only knew him because he had that headshot at the cellar with the girl. He was pretty. He was killing it for a minute. I remember when I went to Aspen, him and Aziz won comic of the festival. They split it.

They tied or some bullshit. And it was so funny because I... Kevin Brennan wanted the year I went. I actually thought I was in the running. I was there and I was like, in my brain, I'm like, man, what are you going to say? I was trying to think about what are you going to do. And I want to make sure I don't forget to thank anybody. And I remember my first set there, I fell on...

That's right after we did Torgasim and I jumped up in the... I was bombing. I couldn't breathe because I've never been to Denver or to Colorado and I remember I was losing perspective and then I jumped up and my knee folded and I fell on the ground

in pain screaming and they thought it was a bit. Your knee has been your enemy. Yeah I remember they were laughing it was like one of the only parts they were laughing at my set and I was just on the on the ground really in pain and then I had to go backstage and they put me on an oxygen tank and I just felt like a loser

But I remember that day one, but he was big for a minute, and then he disappeared. He was a Tonight Show regular and like a correspondent. He started off, he was like a Howard Stern, like intern. Yep, yeah. He was an intern for a while, and then he started getting like stuff. He didn't have a baby voice back then, though. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, he kind of did his thing on Howard Stern.

And then like, and then Tonight Show he got very popular, and he was like touring, like, forever. He came out. I knew his name. I knew him from like TV stuff before I. ever like came up to New York and met him. Well, I remember Gary Gellman was dating April Macy. Oh, yeah. And then Mitch Fettel took her from Gary.

No. Yeah. Was it a swipe or was it a broke up at one and then he came in? Because by the way, if you ever showed Mitch Fettel and a younger Gary Goldman and be like, which one of these guys takes the other one's girl? No way it's Mitch Fettel taking Gary Goldman. Mitch Fettel's got a big piece, though. Shut up.

Swear to God. Gary's probably got a nice. Swinger? Mm-mm. Now, just a little tiny dingling? No, he's going to tie him. He's got regular... No, you heard of here first.

Bobby said Gary Goldman's got a tiny penis. Gary's got a regular penis, but Mitch has got a... Well, it's regular. He's like 6'6. Yeah, for him. It's like a regular dick. It's an 8-inch cock? Well, I'm just saying, I don't really know what Gary's dick is, but I...

You know, I jerk off an 8-inch cock, Jacob? I've never heard Gary... Gary... Never... I've never heard anything about Gary's penis. I've heard... I've heard about Mitch Vitell's big dick. Yeah, but you went looking for that information.

That stuff just comes to you, Jay Yeah? Yeah, it just comes to you I believe you We gotta take a break Ooh, Bobby Yeah Ooh, we're only one more commercial

We're only one more segment of radio away From you fucking seeing your boyfriend I'm kind of nervous now I know what if he doesn't remember you It's gonna suck No, but what if my fantasy comes true Why? Don't feel bad dude

It's two blocks to walk back to my car No, I'm not leaving you man Buddy I'm not gonna sit there and wait all night while you have emotional sex with this guy. If you were going to go just back there and suck him off and hold his foreskin back while Laura polishes his knob, I'll wait for that.

But if you're going to go back there and try to look at his eyes all night and tell him about your dreams and what your fantasy was this night was going to be, I'm going to have to go. I should have wore the red jacket. God damn it. You let Max talk you out. I'm having a great night. He really alpha brode.

He shamed me out of my outfit. Should we take a break? We'll go take a break. We'll come back. We'll do the plugs later. Yeah? Yeah, why not? Why not?

It's Youngblood Day. Youngblood Day. It's the bonfire. If you can't be good, be fucking careful.