The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Don't Let Me Down (feat. Steve-O & Mike Finoia)

Episode Date: November 10, 2023

Mike Finoia has a special out today on YouTube called "Don't Let Me Down." Steve-O also has a special coming out that entails stand-up and stunts!

I'm Bobby Kelly and it's Big J. Ocarson. We're actually a full radio show on Series XM, not just a podcast. For full episodes of the Bonfire, you can listen on the Series XM app. Go to seriesexm.com slash Bonfire for a special offer. And now the Bonfire with Big J. Ocarson and Robert Kelly. Steve O. Jackass fame. Steve O. Oh yeah. Jack S. famed. Great name. He's supposed to be coming and he's promoting his new special.

But we'll see if he makes it in. We'll promote it either way. But sitting with us for the whole show, everybody. Friend of the show. He's got a new special available right now. Came out today. This was his big launch appearance he's doing, which is very, very exciting.

Thank you. The special is called Don't Let Me Down It's Stream which is very very exciting. Thank you The specials called don't let me down and streaming right now on YouTube everybody. It's the hilarious Mike Fenoya. What's up? Thanks, man. Thank you. You have so much nervous energy. I feel it though. I feel good. He's like I'm gonna stand. I'm sitting I think I'm gonna go pee I shit my pants because if you don't mind I'm gonna do a couple of wall walk flips over here, just warm killing times. So much nervous energy. It's a great day, man. Isn't it?

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Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. What's up, man? Everybody, the chaos in the studio, is the arrival of the great Steve O. Everybody in the house. Steve O. Steve O. Steve O's got a new special currently out right now. Oh no, I'm sorry. November 14th, that comes out. I know that from the other night uh... it's got the bucket list or he's currently on the bucket list or uh... the new special streams on steve o dot com at nine p.m. on november 14th i had the opportunity to watch that also

so fucking good so fun uh... and so funny steve o joining so everybody what's up to you them kind of hot under the collar right now why because i love when people come in hot i love hot. Yeah, check it out. And I've been instructed not to talk about this. And I don't care. I always say talk about it. Yeah, unless it's right, unless it's about me or Jay. Right. Exactly. That don't talk about it. Okay. I wasn't supposed to talk about it on the Legion of Skanks, but you guys said they were asking me about like,

what are my plans for the future? Like, what are the problems with my fiance like what's the does she push back on her thing I was like fuck yeah she pushes back she doesn't doesn't want me getting a boob job I'm not getting fucking double d tips right and so that was the last thing that was said on the podcast and the only fucking thing that was put out into the internet right so like I get a kick out of Reddit recently. I'm like a really? Yeah, Reddit's just like a toxic cesspool of hate. And you have gotten your mental health under control. I can't fucking go into your Reddit at all.

I've never been to it. I was supposed to go to one day and Lewis Gomez says you should never go to Reddit. Do not go. He said I said me, me. Yes, should never go. Do not go. He said, I said, me, me. Yes, you never go. Yeah. And so there's a jackass subreddit.

And in the, the somebody posted, Steve O's big plan like this, this is real. And Kudos to you guys, because that was the moment to put out there as, as, you know, an attention grabbing real. And in the comments under it's like all sad and pathetic man like what steve i was just like retire already like the fucking uh... it's so painfully unfunny

uh... and then other people are saying like all that's been done some guy in the nineties fucking like lost a bed and got tits and yeah, I blocked my word before you read anymore of that. Somehow it's come up on something else before you were going to do that because when I talk to the door. Yeah, I've been talking about it for a while. There's a lot of criticism of that too. My daughter, my daughter was aware of it.

And when she called me, I was like, I said, we just had Steve on the thing. She goes, do you know he's thinking about getting, like, breast implants to go, yeah, he brought up on the show. And we both just had a good, I think it's one of the funniest things ever. Not because a guy, look, here's the thing, the difference between some guy did it in the 90s. And Steve owes the most going to walk around for months with a rack. Yeah. And here's the thing, a lot of criticism about, he's been talking about this forever. It's not helping that he keeps fucking talking. Fuck all of you.

Here's what I actually posted. You know when you get in there and reply to the haters. If I listened to everyone who said my plans were quote sad and pathetic. I would have gotten precisely nowhere in life. There's a saying it's better to regret the things you have done than to regret the things you haven't done. I didn't come this far to start being careful all of a sudden. I want to thank the little hater pussy in here for making me feel so good about that. It's a good answer. It's a really good answer and I'll tell you why. First

of all, it's a crazy thing to say. Just you getting breast implants. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, it goes. It's sad. It's all crazy shit that you're not going to do. That's the beauty of the comedy. If you do it, I'll do it. I'll take it. I'm fucking in and I'll get bigger tits than you. Yeah, I need something to fill up this extra skin in my tits already. Yeah, I was thinking to talk about it because it's like, you know, like our manager and I love to say that.

Our manager, Adam, Genevizini's like, dude, stop it with the fucking talking about your plans, you fucking stop it, you know? And like, I wasn't trying to. Hard to agree. I wasn't trying to talk about it, but like you guys asked a pointed question, and that was the answer. I'm not going to fucking filter myself all of a sudden.

Nor should you. And I think you should get. And if you're definitely consider, I know the thing was that's the issue of at home. Yeah. Your fiance doesn't necessarily love the idea of you getting definitely consider. I know the thing was that's the issue of at home. Yeah. Your fiance doesn't necessarily love the idea of you getting breast implants. She doesn't think it's fair. Would you get a set bigger than hers? Yes. Abs. Would you leave them in for a lot? No, not like I was told not more than three months. They can't stand for more than three months. Things start changing.

Then stretching becomes unmanageable. I have only fans that jump on your mouth. I have only fans that you can jump on and lift weights and do a bunch of other things. Oh my God, dude. I have a hearty creative list of ideas for with tips. I'm more than willing to put my hands on you. a hearty creative list of ideas for with tits. Like, and I'm more than willing to bring

Storm and add to them. I would love that. Victoria secrets during Christmas. Oh, yeah, campaign, like a swimsuit campaign. Oh, yeah, fill them with colostrum and feed the homeless babies. It really? From the nipple, that's rust milk.

It right. I had an idea to get like a metal capri-san straw for what I'm done. You know you can do if you can charge photos after the show. Take pictures of you topless with your tits. We could sign your tits. Yeah. Oh, instead of signing other people's tits, they get to pay to sign your ass. You got to make a bust one of those The plaster a pair of Inlist and NBA player to determine if I can be dribbled. Oh, I like that I thought you say if you could be fucked after a You get an ass in plants. You know, not only do I get breast implants. I'm now pregnant by Sean camp

I mean whatever dude. I just like my, you know, my, my, uh, if you want to put, yeah, your headphones on you, but you're all the, you can hear the master. Yeah, he's a master on the mixes. Oh, yeah. You don't have to get whatever to. I don't care. Um, my, my fiance has been pushing back my, my team, Adam, Jim, he was like, oh, man, dude, Bud Light,

like they were number one, and now they're number seven, they lost billions in their market share. Yeah, but I would buy, and I'm 37 years sober, I would drink Bud Light a few gut tits. Yeah, what if I just filled your tits with Bud Light? What if you got Bud Light tits? The ultimate, that's a great idea. And again, it's just like, you know what? What have you got? Rob like tips. The ultimate. That's a great idea.

And again, it's just like, you know what? That underscores the importance of doing it. I agree. I think it should definitely be done. Yeah. I don't think you should let yourself be talked out of this. Right. At all.

I speak as someone who our manager is fantastic. He steers us both in what he believes to be the right direction. Right. But he doesn't know everything. He's no right. He can be wrong about something. Yeah, I mean, dude, play back the tape.

I'll do, dude, don't get a larger than life size portrait of yourself on your back tattooed. Yeah. That would be sad and pathetic. Best tattoo I ever got. You know, I, yeah, dude, I rule. Yeah. I agree with you.

Christine is upset with me on the idea. So when we were at Skankfest and I went to get my neck tattooed, I showed it to my daughter was there. She's 21 and I was like, what do you think is that look good? And she was like, yeah, I just wonder how many tattoos you're gonna get before you get anything. Like you have 15 tattoos for your podcast and shows you have nothing for me.

And it kinda hit me. I was like, oh, it's true. I really don't. And then I was like, oh, you know what I should do? And Christine hated this immediately. I go, you know when people get the newborn baby, like footprint tattooed on them with the thing? She's six foot tall.

I should get her giant adult 21 year old footprint like across my whole back with her birthday on it. How about if you got an image of her underwear with the holes ripped out? Yeah, yeah. And you go, yo, who's that fucking slutty tattoo? Yeah, when you go. It's my daughter man. He's up Yeah, he's up, bro. I got a tattoo that I plan on getting Eminently yeah, yeah, I didn't know you were still going with tattoos. Yeah

You're one of my first the first time I actually started to get tattoos that I thought some of them were funny and Not just ones for cool. Yeah, we're Steve watching Steve O'Gat. I loved so much the fat What do you call it like the mud flap girl? The fat one flap girl is one of my favorite tattoos. That was so funny. I actually have I have gay tattoos But they weren't meant to be there meant to be awesome awesome Yeah, I have I have an ankle tattoo of Chinese writing Pass it over you need a face The face tattoo That's great. Yeah, let me see. What is it? It's it directly under an eyebrow?

I love the idea of getting it directly under an eyebrow. You can grow your eyebrow hair back over it. I was initially, I was gonna do that for the last jackass movie. That was why we had the wax with the eagle flew off and ripped off my eyebrows was because we were gonna tattoo the dick. We were gonna replace the eyebrow with the dick tattoo. And we had post-mellon scheduled to do it, but then there was something that can't, you couldn't do it. And then it was Thanksgiving weekend, and all of a sudden Knoxville said, do there's too much dick stuff, man, we got to like, there's too much dick, we're not doing that. So it didn't happen. And then I thought-

Getting away from your core values. We've actually been yelled at for that on the show. So it was a John Lennon. And then I thought, why on earth would I do it where the eyebrow was? So that I mean, there are no stakes in that. It's going to be above the eyebrow and curve in a manner that can't. That's higher stakes. But if you did it with the eyebrow, then you let the eyebrow grow in halfway. I just look at the hairy dick. Oh, yeah, that's what you do. That's not a bad idea to have a little hairy patch and then cock coming out of it.

Just have the helmet coming out, just a hairy Greek cock on your eye. Or you can have it a little bit where like the cock's approaching a pus, a hairy pus. Yeah. Do you either way, the important part is that the gizz coming out of the penis to serve as the tear drops?

Yeah, I did you have to do some people you killed Did you oh my god if like if we're talking about like how many Beavers I slayed plenty of beavers I'm sure The gang guys get murder Gizzi's call the pussy you got Did the gang guys get murdered? You have giz-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t- It was more than one for sure then. Oh, that's one line. I've got zero. I've never had a girl who didn't understand the basic language I was talking to her. Two.

Yeah. Yeah. She goes, Steve O. in mouth. Sure. Already in. Yeah. I've hooked up with too many. Really?

Yeah. That does massage polish. Oh, that doesn't count. Yeah. I'm not talking about dropping a couple smackers on it. It doesn't count. Yeah, it's gonna be over there. I used to do the tug and rub thing, man.

You had to stop? Yeah, I started to stop watching porn. I'd stop with the tug and rub, stop with the acting out in general. I launched out of Rubin Tugs. Did you? I just aged out where I'm just like now the idea of paying for it. I mean all I can I can't get out of my head that it's not even the full-blown human trafficking element of it, which is probably the worst thing. It's more that like I feel like a bum. I'm like, oh, I'm definitely one of the people in their horror story

They're like and then a fat guy come in and put his little penis out and I got to do this and it's you know like I'm part of their nightmare Are they really I can't stop thinking about that, but they say they're human trafficking but the most of the women are like Like 60 sure like they've been here for a while. Oh, yeah, I know with a human trafficking part of it I've never gotten a hot Y'all I'll see a year old the place. We used to go and fill you had the Y'all just came out of a shipping container. Yeah, no fresh. We used to get the fresh traffic in Philly I think we have ports You get one with a wrist still have marks on them. Is she hydrated?

It's because we have napkin nuts in her hair. Yeah, we have Navy ports in Philly So I think we bring in a lot of fresh traffic. They came in with a thing of Vespas I don't I can't do the quitting porn thing. I can't do it. I don't know. I just I have a hard time. You quit master baiting too Steve. No, ah, just thought just imagine ice bank bank only no, it's bank bank only. Yeah, that's whole school. That's kind of bank bank only man like and and I I really like, I try not to like channel my energy away from my relationship. You know, like, if I'm on a trip and I'm not with my girl, yeah, I'll tug one out. But once like, we're, before I go home, yeah, I'm going to build it up for a couple nights. Can you, can you, do you have like homemade stuff, do you could smack it around to like,

if it's your fiance or something? Homemade stuff that I can smack now. That that wouldn't count as porn, right? I don't think so. I think if it's, if it is your signature, it's in your own bread, that's the carbs. Right. Yeah.

Like a chicken in the backyard. That's what we got. I wouldn't want to do homemade porn And like, uh, chickens in the backyard. But we got it. I'm still be happy. I wouldn't want to do homemade porn because God forbid my son finds his mom just... Doing whatever it is you like? Yeah, you. And you and that.

For milking me on the bed that he slept on. And you're like hurry up the kids and get home soon. Did you? When you got sober, Steve, did you think that it was going to be... Did any part of your mind go like shit what if I won't Do you know when you're all fucked up? It's probably easy to agree to like hey, you're gonna go upside down and a Bus filled with human shit or something right like and then being sober making those you know It's one of the to me one of the most iconic moments of it's jackass three. I believe the uh the baseball

The T ball in your nuts. Why do I have to be yeah? iconic moments of it's JackS3, I believe the baseball, the T-ball in the your nuts. Why do I have to be here? I'm Steve-O and how man? Why do I have to be Steve-O? And it's like, it's seem like the most sobering realization in any JackS movie I've ever seen. Why the fuck do I have to be Steve-O?

We recently, I shot a video for YouTube. It's probably not even gonna be allowed on YouTube, but recreating iconic Jackass stunts. So I swallowed the goldfish, I snorted the earthworm. I got my butt cheeks pierced together. I'd fucking, I did the paper cuts. Wasabi snooters. Wasabi snooters is the first thing that I saw which I guess that made me be able to very much describe like what I love

about the whole thing. It's not that the wasabi snooters you know it's gonna suck. You couldn't imagine how much until you do it and then you did it and it sucked as much as it looked like it sucked as much. And then you go, line me up another one. That's the whole thing of it. It's my favorite one, dude. That's the thing, the thing was though, when we did it like the straw was very thin, like I didn't really get that much up in there.

And the payoff visually was that it made me barf. Yeah. This time around, I made it much, I used an actual credit card, you know. I got 10, 10, 10, like straight up. I made it much I used an actual credit card You know, it's like that was the way to get the right consistency to make it like super You know like water. It's like it really started and then I and I used a very wide pen like the Big pen. Yeah, yeah, no wider than that I want a very very wide ass straw with like a really really smooth consistency and I've snorted

Superbucket heart. I got so much up there that it was pure hell pure at like it was a thousand times worse than the first time How long did that pain last? Not that long yeah, I was back and back to normal when you swall the goal fish Did you ever like fall the life of the goal fish? Did you ever just take a shit like as you swallowed it whole You didn't shoot it it goes down does it come out like no You but you have you ever swall one and then shit it out and just saw it? I tried so hard this last time and I prepared like I drank damn near a gallon of water to make it. I just thought it was gonna be like,

bull, you know, that just made the culture more comfortable in there. Yeah, I created a safe environment. I thought that barfers gonna be easy. And this one just wouldn't come out for the life of me. Which, which don't try this at home, video was the third one where you were, and now like you just feel, you were so out of your tree, and it was still like, it's such great shit to watch even though it's like,

you know, knowing, you're done conscious. No, it was, you were like, prepare, I think you swallowed a condom of drugs, and then like a half hour of the video is you being in like, however it was was and like waiting desperately to shit out this kind of like just going through your shit every time you shit goes nothing where is this that's terrifying and then I got arrested for international drugs modeling crazy

I just saw you on the hot ones yeah and you poured the hot sauce in your eyeball. Yeah, you kind of set the bar a little high for the next celebrity guest. Yeah, Burk White you just got to the seventh wing. Nothing is on. Exactly. And you chugged half the bottle. Was it hot? I mean, it was my own brand of hot sauce.

It's delicious. Steve, those hot sauce for your butthole. Yeah. And you know, okay, so when I started the earthworm, this was the best moment. Snorted it up my right side nostril. And it went all the way in there and disappeared. And I'm still snorting, snorting,

trying to get it to come out my throat, like the last time. But then I just had this weird feeling and I just thought I'd give it a shot. The same nostril, I'd sort it up. I'd closed it and then blew out the left one. And I have such a humongous hole in the fucking septum from Norden cocaine. I blasted this big ass earthworm out my left nostril. That's all I'm filming. Can't it all in film?

Yeah, it's so cool. The earth's face was just like you did DMT. Is it? Who fuck was that? Have you ever felt a writer's block on ideas? Because like, I mean like legitimately, you have like, It's about to get tits.

I know. It's guys are genius. No, but it's almost my point, but I mean like the stuff in the special is very unique like what thanks man They're very unique like stunts you're doing and all of them were like and for those of you who haven't seen it It's it's great or seen the show live. It's very funny descriptions of a stunt idea from like For your term like you soup to nuts the idea like I thought I could do how could we do it?

We figured we could do it this way blah blah blah my chicks angry something something the dogs involved and then like and you know Everyone laughs at like the setup of it and then he goes also Here it is and then it happens and it's like pretty wild shit, man. I'm trying to you you I Don't want to give stuff away. I mean, do you have my precious about it? Yeah. Really? But I mean, like, I, but I'm giving away, I mean, like, it's doesn't matter. You have to see it.

He, it was the, you know, I was holding my own ball bag the whole time. He just watches himself get a vasectomy. Why do we just looking while they pull the little thing out of his ball bag? And he's like, look at that. I guess it's the energy of, no anesthesia at all. I don't know. They do like a, it's like when he comes to Dennis, they it's the other two. No anesthesia at all. Oh no. They do like, it's like when he goes to Dennis, they give you a little prick.

The little prick just to localize that area. My buddy just got it done and he said they gave him the option of either being put out or just a little bit. Yeah, yeah. And he got like, I go, put me out for a week, I know. I heard a joke when I was a little kid. What's the definition of macho?

It's a man who jogs home from his own vasectomy. Oh. And I was only 12 years old. I didn't even know what a vasectomy was, but I was positive that I wanted to be macho. So I was done with the joke. And I grew up just with the idea, like get a vasectomy and then do wild shit, you know. And so that's what it was. I went, um, with the there back on his back riding.

Jesus. I was dressed up as a big Niyado with little kids whacking me in the balls and stick. The doctor and when I watched the doctor, yeah, he was upside down, he beat his dick with sticks. But he gives the doctor, I believe when I watch, like you're telling him, like, how long before I should do and he just starts listing all the things.

And the guys like, I'd steer clear that for like a month at least six weeks eight weeks Maybe and he's like are and he's leaves the hospital And the bucket list items every every item gets set up the big gets paid off with the video and the show goes in Descending order of the approval and support of my feelings. Amazing. In the beginning she's all gung-ho for it. You know she's shooting, she's getting shot. The insect to me, she's down. Like dick painting, she's in. And then I start doing more like fucked up life-threatening shit and she's not so like she was there for The the general anesthesia bike ride like where I was right in the bicycle with general anesthesia drugs being administered

But she did not show up for the epidural 50-yard dash Oh, yeah 50 yard dash T-shirt Like I made it about You should do that well to raise money for little retarded kids Anything to be in the think tank room with just throw in like let's see ketamine scuba diving But that's what I mean like you've've been helling him at sober for now. 15 years. Wow. It's been that long. It's crazy. Bobby's 50, he's 50 years old, but he's

been sober weirdly for 47. He had all his problems in his first three years of life. I got tits when I was 13. Nice. Have you ever, have you, what's the closest you have ever come to death? I mean, doing these things, The wild animal stuff would be the closest calls I would say. But in practical terms, I almost had a bad experience screw-by-diving. I was led to believe that the sharks were at the bottom. So I went to the bottom.

You know, I went to the bottom and I felt one of the cameraman grabbed my fin and he was exasperated pointing up, you know, and I came up with them and he was just so mad. He said, you almost died and I almost died trying to save you. Because apparently you're not supposed to go too deep, too fast or something like that. I just didn't pay attention in my life. You got to be a jerk off as a crew person to get mad at you guys almost dying in

situates again. You knew what the gig was. He's mad because he's gonna lose the gig. You died, it's over. I think it was the same trip. I had another arguably near-death experience. We were in Jakarta, Indonesia, where they have a death penalty for messing around with drugs. Really? But I had a real hankering for a dubian. So I went into this like thing I was asking, like we got in a taxi, you know, it was just like, where can I get some Mary Wannah, you know, and they brought me into this like crazy like tinted kind of a slum situation and I procured the Indonesian Death Doobie. It was total swag too. I don't even think I got even remotely high, but uh... That's hilarious. It was just junk ass. You get death penalty for fake weed. That's horrible. When you when I like looking back on like the early days and stuff, was there

anybody that you loved watching do like a stunt or a challenge? You know what I mean? I mean, do like a stunt or a challenge. You know what I mean? I mean, for me it was all about skateboarding and that was what brought me to the video camera. My first videos were just like skate tricks and you know, thing about skateboarding videos as soon as they started coming out, like even skateboarders couldn't watch an hour of just skateboarding without it becoming tedious. Right. Yeah. So like from the very beginning skateboarding videos always had like kind of random crazy comic relief to break up the monotony of the skateboarding and there were just there was wild shit going down. And then shit. shit. Yeah, for sure.

The Palo videos were a little bit PG, but there was always some wild stuff. And I knew that I wasn't good enough to be a professional skateboarder. So I made it my mission in life, my job, to be that comic relief in skateboarding videos. And it just so happened that the videos that I got to be a part of were really popular. They developed their own little cult following. And the guy in charge,

he was like, man, if we just subtract the stupid skateboarding, then all the crazy shit left over could be a TV show. And like when you subtracted the skateboarding video or the skating footage What was left in these videos was was Johnny Knoxville we man Chris Pony a Steve. Oh, and it was like really so I locked out man Like thank God the skateboarder. He was he was also a skateboard That's what I was gonna say about what like Because I said it sort of like became even when you guys were all together There was like factions it felt like there was you know, I mean and like you know, bam and like his crew what like, because I said it sort of like became, even when you guys were all together, there was like factions it felt like.

There was. You know what I mean? And like, you know, bam and like his crew. Bam and CKY crew. And like Ryan Dunne and all those guys were all. Well, my dad was part of Bam's crew, the CKY crew. And then up in Portland, Oregon, was like the blunt magazine snowboard crew.

Okay. Which was just Dave England and, and, um, Dan Drener. Okay, so I was gonna say those two sort of seem like a thing. But you and Pony, is, did you guys come together through Jackas? Or did you guys already have like kind of a thing? We came together. Yeah, I mean, I never met him until we were shooting the first season of Jackas.

Yeah, because you guys were like a great like comp. I mean, like, I remember getting, uh, I got all the wild boys seasons on DVD when they would come out, because they were uncensored more and they were so fucking good. I guess so into that show. And like you guys had such a great chemistry. I don't think it was. I didn't think you guys came in together.

Like you could tell the Dave Englund and Dave Jererim were like the three. Right. Kind of the We-Man Knoxville stuff, were all like the big brother guys, right? Right, we got themself. Yeah. Yeah. But it's really a- A story history. A story. and Knoxville stuff, we're all like the big brother guys, right? Right, himself, yeah. Yeah?

But it's really a... A storied history. A storied history, yeah. Yeah, a storied history. I saw you interviewed recently, you're gonna brand the Novak. Yeah. Is he the only other guy, like officially sober from like the whole gang that's like stopped everything?

Officially sober. Huh. Yeah, I mean, yeah, as far as like... Cause he's like stopped everything. Officially sober. Yeah, I mean, yeah, as far as like, because he's like a real pro. As far as like in recovery, yeah. Yeah, yeah. There's like, I think danger here and it's gone for a long time without drinking. Yeah.

I think that I don't know if he smokes weed or what, but like, some of the other guys have had bouts with sobriety. Yeah. But nothing like conventional in recovery kind of a thing. Well, Bobby's been sober for so long and it's always say that. Same years.

Bobby? 37, yeah. 37. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Is him and Christine Bochristin did all of our drugs

and was like sober by 19. Yeah. That's like wild. Yeah. I do program too though. Okay. So I still I Which there is like a whole thing now. There's an LA sober which is weed California, yeah, California sober and then there's you know, there's probably are you drawing ever? Do you feel over the itch like I would like to just be able to have a drink or do you just not even care? I really drink that I really which because I was so young I

I've never had, cause I hang out with all alpha male guys at my cigar lounge, like at night, I'll go there and they're all have on the rocks and some $10,000 whiskey. Yeah, I'm sure. And they have it on,

and that tumbler, and they're just sipping, talking, and I'm like, add, I get to do, I wish I got to be just have on the rocks or something like that with a cigar. And you know what really gets me weed. Weed gets me because it's from the earth, you know, all the things. I watch the thing today about how weed calms you down and I have so much anxiety.

I have crippling anxiety, but mine comes out in rage. You know what I mean? Mine does, I don't start to shake and want to hide. I'm not Maria Bamford crawling under a table. I just want to rip the club managers face off. So I could smoke weed. I'd be like, ah shit, this would be good, but I can't because if I risk it,

and then I start drinking and then I'm fucking, you know, that again. Yeah, and you know, my weed bone is connected to my booze bone, my booze monster is connected to my coke bone, my coke bone is connected to my whole bone. Sucking a tranny off of everybody's bone. Yeah, that's it. Well, you think if you make a concession

and like, Wama's gonna do this, you're like, setting just up up for an excuse. It's like, well, I did that, so that's why I ended up back here. I mean, I just think that it's, I'm an all in nothing. Well, I've had this book, Christine's to Christine's not drank now for five years. I guess or so at least six with some fuck ups. Yeah, for sure, but but not really any kind of fuck ups with any kind of length of time.

It'll be like a night or something here and there and they're generally not even fuck ups. They're just like had some drinks again, but she and I watch it. So I believe her, but I've said this a bunch on the show too, like, I just don't understand. I'm like, how come you can't have like the three drinks? And then you're like, fun and fine. And you'll eventually like, be good. You're not going to have a headache tomorrow. You're going to do, but when she's in it, she's like, she'll run off aside from me and go get another one just because that, well, not, not as if that, the mindset is like, I'm gonna lose this feeling if I don't keep going,

but history is showing that if you keep going, you're gonna throw up and feel like, I'm saying I don't understand how it doesn't click like. That's why it's technically a disease. It's disease, it's insanity. I'm bummed out too because when I smoked weed, you had to go into the projects take your life in your hand and it was shit. They just hung a tree upside down to

closet and then rolled it. Now I went with you and Christine to the weed shop and I'm an addict. I love new shit. I love little containers. I'm like fuck the weed. You know to be able to smoke a little joint, I just smoked five joints to get a high back when I was smoked here. Now you guys are taking like two puffs off something that has a purple, beautiful case. Yeah, it smells good.

Yeah, you can buy it down the street. Everywhere you go in New York on the sidewalk, it's just like you're just clobbering. It's like a sledgehammer like the most powerful, gnarliest weed of the time. They made it as, it's legal as cigarettes here in New York. It's pretty crazy. The most powerful weed and still the piss smell.

So it's just like New York's land, you know? The smell is what throws me. I don't like the smell of this shit. Yeah. It's bad and it's a, it's like a fart. I like it. That's the problem. I like it when I smell it, I feel hard done by.

I wish that I could get away with smoking. I'm like, I know I can. It smells a little heavy. It upsets me to smell it. But dude, before it became legal in New York, like you guys already had the craziest, like best weed in the delivery system. Like everybody had like a special number that you'd like call the number.

I was like, I was just coming in like with like, like, right, a bicycle coming with a briefcase. Like you guys were so ahead of the game with weed, like in the early 2000s. Oh, yeah, absolutely. We are like, was it your, when you first got the initial money from Jackass, would you say was that like, probably not your worst of drugs, but I mean, like, is it funny to look back now as a responsible adult? Like, I've never been to your home, but I assume you have, like, I've seen him pictures and stuff in social media.

You got a nice place. It's organized. And you remember your first cribs was like, you were like, this is my kitchen. It's like, bash a hole through the wall. It gives a fuck and then pour beer back there for the rats Like nothing was like it was like yeah, we made a skate ramp And he was always like things that were so my neighbors dog. I stole it Yeah, it's uh, I mean yeah, yeah, yeah, the crib was fun, man. I get that please I mean yeah, yeah, the crib was fun man. That got that place. Yeah, yeah

College apartment. Yeah, all the pillars of beer kids put the have that that's what's funny It's like you had the money So it's like they give me the money with no real like hey maybe put a little aside or maybe whatever by this point Where your parents like concern like they jumping with like hey? Let me some invest some of that I'm gonna do something like at that point, there was no money, dude. Oh, really? That, that Crib's was filmed to come out in support of the first Jackass movie. Okay.

And the first Jackass movie, all of us, like, you know, supporting cast guys were paid like the, like rock bottom bare minimum that you can legally pay a principal cast member in a movie like 65,000 like back-end stuff they were like do you're gonna get 65,000 bucks and I was like whoa and we did get a little bit of back-end like a sliver of back-end but like that hadn't come in yet you know I mean I my rent but that was a change now at on the last movie you guys but the last but the second movie is probably a

third movie was a crusher yeah is that when you made you finally saw some cash the third movie we saw some cash but the thing is that these movies you know uh... that they were the first and second movies were four years apart, the second and third were four years apart, the third and fourth were 11 years apart. So it's like, yeah, I mean, we did really well, but, you know, by the time the next movie was around, I don't know that anybody had a lot of money

that they were still setting on. I say again, one of the two best things was Jack asked to your face smiling before you lean in for the boxing glove, punching through the wall. When had you read the smaller letters, you had the best, because you really looked at the camera like, ooh, wow, wow.

And then just went closer for the small writing and a decked here and that and bam, who I hope is doing better, is I mean him getting laid out by the hand, the giant hand, it's the best fall ever in any documented footage, he goes, I've never seen anyone do that, he goes completely up, completely down, not moving at all all getting the same exact spot. He just on his back and it's so funny Like that's even like a term in the stunt world like a homalong is like yeah, you just got to take it flat on your back Yeah, there's no as he tried to reach out to apologize for the tour stuff, Pam

No, no, no because he said he's getting like now. to reach out to apologize for the tour stuff, Bam. No, no, no Because he said he's getting like now they're saying they're saying he's getting back to get he just relapsed like on tour with like kind of Puppet, okay the Situation was that I Said hey man, let's go on tour they had to come on tour with me. This is like kind of my last I mean, let's go on tour. Come on tour with me. This is like kind of my last ditch effort to be like, you know, when it gets really bad,

like when the bad news comes, I wanna know that I did everything that I could. Did you feel on the episode of Wild Ride, though, because that's when you were saying, like, I was a little confused, you were like, it's the best I've heard you sound in a while and the best I seen, look, when I was watching, I was like,

I feel like he seemed pretty erratic on the show, too. Yeah, I mean, like, to say the best, the sound in a while, the bar was pretty loud. The bar was pretty low, but you know, on bottom on tour, I was like, okay, let's, we had him open up the show. So like, we brainstormed, like, working on material. And he was getting a huge laugh.

Like, that was going great, that was fun. You know, like let me like show him, just, I mean, I'm on like a sober tour bus. You know, it took a good environment, like let's just like see if that rub off on him, you know? And I told him that if we did, like if things are going well, you know, like I designed this skateboard thing,

we can sign these skateboard, the cell, the cell on the road. And that's what we did. It seemed to be going great. And then the last night, like he's all wasted and, you know, like acting out on so many things. Is he lying about like being wasted when he's walked home? He's like, no, dude, I was great.

Yeah. I always walk in a circle and test it for you. He never disputed, like, you know, he was evident. Yeah. And so like, okay, well, whatever, no dude, I was great. I always walk in a circle and text it for you. He never disputed. Like, you know, it was evident. Yeah. And so, like, okay, well, whatever, you know, like, we gave it hell, it didn't work. And now I feel fully confident that I did everything I could. And there you go.

How's he doing now, you know? I think he's doing reasonably well. Last word, is there like a month or something you guys month chip? Yeah. Oh, it's good. We're something. Yeah. But like two months after that tour situation, like two

months later, I was down in my warehouse. And you know, with the guys, like, what are we going to do with these these signed band boards we've got left over? We had like 50 of them or something. And so I reached out to band and I said, hey, uh, turn and figure out what to do with these, the rest of these sign boards. Like, uh, I'm happy to sell them and unlimited more beyond that. But at this point, like, I need for like, you're 50% of the money to go into a trust for Phoenix.

Yeah, you're right. And that was a bridge too far for Bam. He was outraged by this. Like how dare you? And it's like he got the wrong impression that what I was saying was that... You can't be trusted with money. Well, no, he started saying, I went on tour with Steve O'Han,

and he didn't give me my money. He put it in a trust fund for Phoenix, which is 100% not true. I paid him every single penny that I was supposed to, that I said I would. And then two months later, I said, if you want to make more money, that's how I got to do it.

Now mind you, there is no trust fund for Phoenix because he's diligently refused to participate in setting one up. The jackass guys were trying to do that as part of the jackass for four days. He wouldn't do it. He wouldn't do it from a stove. There is no trust fund.

Well, you can't give somebody who's using, you can't give somebody who's using that many drugs. That money because they'll use it for that. You have to kind of, you know, like I said, you don't give a homeless guy a hundred bucks. He'll kill himself. You give him five bucks so we can get a little alcohol and, you know, a drive. Yeah. But I was like, I'm buddies with this Rader DJ down in Florida, Mike Calta. Oh, yeah. Bobby's best friend.

My number one best friend. I can love Mike Calta. Yeah, I love you too. Yeah, love Mike Calta and Mike Calta told me that, that, that, that, bam was coming in. So I listened to the, the, the Mike Calta and Bam interview and Bam told, because I asked Mike Calta to, he he said you know, bam's coming in tomorrow You cool with them and I was like, I don't know like ask him. I'd love to hear what he says and

So he did ask him and bam's answer was you know It kind of ticks me off that Steve voted and pay me for the tour and I'm just like Like I did like and he's like what he's like why if I'm just like, I did. And he's like, why if I'm gonna work, you're gonna put my money in a fund for my son who's not gonna get it until he's 18. And like number one, it's kind of a bad look to be so outraged. I'm so terrible to be so angry.

Take care of my kid. Why is my kid gonna have stuff later when he needs? Well, that's what I thought was, uh, I'm not here. That's what I thought was funny too, but the, because it's one of the things he gave when he was getting kind of removed from Jackass for. And one of those, because people were like, he's kind of right. And I'm like, no, he's not right. And what he's talking about, because his thing was, uh, it was, I don't understand.

I have to sign these things. And they want me to not drink and not do drugs. It's like, this is jackass, and now they're being mad that I'm the only one like jackasses. Yeah, and you're like, I don't know if they show us how to do drugs. What kind of jackass do you want to do on drugas?

Hey, I'm Bam Margera, and this is public fight with my girlfriend in front of my child. Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn,

damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, I don't think I had to do with being fucked up in a hammer. So that my mind, it really did bother me that he was suggesting that I was a liar and a thief. And we were in the midst of making the cameo video I was talking about with Poopies. We sent these outrageous requests to celebrities on Camio to say and to do terrible things

and everybody declined, but we forwarded every request to Poopies who did them all. I used to have famous comics that I knew, Plug My Dates on Camio. It's great. I had Nick DePolo Plug My Weekend at the time. That's hilarious. I just pay him money to go.

I had to check out Rob Akeli by the way. I just put Bobby with an i.E. That's great. He's killed by God for you doing it. My VFW show. But since we were actively ordering cameo videos, I just couldn't take it anymore. I was like, dude, I drafted one up for BAM

because he got back on Cameo. Oh yeah. I said, hey, BAM, I've wrote it myself BAM. You know, Steve says that he's pretty upset that you were saying you didn't get paid, you know, and like, he actually says that he got paid specifically on January 31st and he has the documentation. And like, you know, there's this and that,

can you just speak to this and he made the video come back. He's like, oh, well, like, I don't really know. Like, you know, I guess, I'm not talking to my parents and my parents were on my thing. So I guess it's all good. And yeah, I don't know. I mean, I love Steve. I'm curious know what's going with that

with the parents. The parents was interesting. I know, Christine, he's giving me the eyes. We have to let you get out of here. You know, we have other things here. Oh, yeah, it's going with that with the parents. The parents was interesting. I know Christine. He's giving me the eyes We have to let you get out of here Uh, Steve oh he is currently on the bucket list Corpus over man now it's the specials coming out Christine you fuck This new special is gonna be streaming on stevo.com at 9 p.m. November 14th It's absolutely fucking hilarious. Watch it.

For sure. I was lucky to get an early shot at this about a year ago now or so. Yeah, that was before I filmed the opening sequence with Bill Burr. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's so good. It's a friend of Mike Cultas, I heard. Uh, stevo, everybody, we'll be right back. We're hanging out with Mike Fenoya. Yeah, I got a special blow so now don't let me down streaming right now on Mike's YouTube page. He's got 150,000. It's the bonfire. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're so hip-hop over here. It's crazy. That was great. That was a great, I really like that guy.

Yeah, he's cool. Steve was cool, man. He was cool. He was also, like I said, if you would have told me at like 18, 17, 18 years old that like, you'd be hanging out with this guy. And it's funny also the difference in first time, like meeting somebody, like I would have said,

in fact, when I first met him, wasn't I didn't like him? I didn't really get to know him to like him or not but the first time I ever saw him was he showed up to the comedy saw her one night in like a t-shirt that he was ripping the sleeves off to make different like headbands for himself he just kept ripping parts of the he was wearing a book bag he was admittedly on PCP he I think interfered with like a tell set in some way, a little bit in a tell was kind of weird. He always says, still he's always worried

that David Tettles and Leicons, he's like, I bet he judges me from that one night and I was just fucking out of my head. But I saw him like that and I was like, man, as much as I love watching Jackass and I love the show and that whole comedy, I was like, I don't think I wanna meet any of these guys because I'm like, they seem like,

like I've never understood the friendships of like, I love both of you. If one of you thought it was funny publicly to shave, like a part of my hair off on the top of my head, I'm like, yo, we'd have to have like a real talk and apologies, like you can't just do that, dude. I don't like that shit. Yeah, like I love Ari, but I don't like blood.

I don't like piss, don't put me into that shit. But he knows, he doesn't do it to me. This is the people he does. But like Lewis, like, do we were on the show one day on Legion of Skanks and Ari, all of a sudden, we just noticed I'm looking in the camera and I'm looking at you. Lewis, what's in your shoulder? Ari just took out his bloody ass tampon and just put it on Lewis's shoulder. But Ari knows, like, don't do that to me. Not because we're going to fight. It's just, I won't take it well at all.

I'll be like, dude, why would you do that to him? I've're gonna fight it's just I won't take it well at all I'll be like dude. Why would you do that? I've never I've never ever been into that type of shit No, blow blow and snob rocker hate that shit look I love Jackass I love the movies. I've got seen him in the theater, but I feel the same way like I don't like being around that type of energy Anything goes cut to like being around that type of energy where anything goes. Cut to. I've seen R.E. Take part too many times. Oh yeah.

What did you say an ass tampon? Yeah. He has to walk around with it in like from the house. In the crack he has like a he has a folded up like paper towel or something usually a toilet paper in his ass crack. Yeah. I mean, that's not his ass is like a weeping wound at all times. It's crazy.

That's not good. There's a surgery, he just doesn't want to get it. What's the surgery? I think they saw your ass back together. I'm pretty sure, I don't know for sure. He's got a stop. He's on a donor list. I'm gonna do an asshole.

But he's got to get that fixed. That's not usually, I don't want to be around, I don't want to have a friend that has to put an ass tampon in. We're at the creek. And he's not even want a friend that has to do that. Let alone put it on. Don't you have that put it on me. I don't want to know you have that. Yeah. Remember when you opened up the shit in the box at the creek. Oh yeah. And it just he's shit in the box. I'm glad it's it. And you've never seen that. Bobby. I've seen it. Oh yeah yeah, dude the smell. I just don't know my mouth. I just makes me just a restaurant down It's shut the restaurant

That's got a funny That's why it's hilarious, but there are people sending back tacos upstairs upstairs We were downstairs in that closed-off garage Michael Chee walked in the front door upstairs of the Mexican restaurant and was like, whoa, what's in there? And when they realized that, they had to shut the restaurant down. It's like the other beans are bad.

They shut the whole restaurant down. Cut to, so that was my first time meeting Steve O. When I was brand new, pretty young comic. I don't know if I was even working at the seller yet, maybe. But he was out of his tree and then all the stuff happened. Next time I work, I met him him He started doing Steve O and friends Like where he would come host and they'd put like three local comics on it was me Gina Biscanti will sovans did a Show like a showcase that he posted a character show. Yeah, it was all over the place Yeah, it's all over the place, but then but then Steve O was like friendly with me. What you say?

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Yeah. He had all the computer shit. Early on. Before anybody, he had all the computer shit, but then he built his bed. Like you know how to build shit? Like he was, he built his bed. You had to make the room more like space efficient.

That was a small place. No shit. Yeah, he built like a was yeah, he built it to make you had to make the room more like space efficient That's a small place. Yeah, he built like a loft bed. Yeah, but it was a mate like his bedroom was fucking amazing It was like it was like it was like give us a movie. Yeah the early internet like T1 internet was the first faster And you get you had the first but he knew about you go in he like Bob but you you get you get the T1 and you You put the and I'm like that. I don't hear I didn't know the wider. I didn't hear anything you said. He was he's a gama go hug a hug a bunch of beautiful women now. Um, he lost the ton of weight. Huh? He shredded. Yes. Great. But we did that show and then he stayed and touched on me. Steve. Oh, and asked me if I wanted to open forum at a down in DC. And my hang with me goes come to my he got a hotel that had a

kitchenette yeah and he goes oh calm have dinner before the show with me one night and I was like yeah sure and I went over there and it was just I mean he I'll never forget because he he made a salad and like he's vegan so it was like it was like to Ferke or something it made like dinner, but I just remember him like, with the set, he goes, you want dressing on the salad or on the side and he just had the, you know, the claws for salad. Like he had those like, we was mixing it up.

And then he just said, then I started laughing. He was like, what? And I was like, I gotta be honest. If you told 17, 18 year old me that you'd be hanging with Steve one day, I thought we'd been doing something like, you know, exactly like snorting with sobby orabi or you know punching a Chinese tourist in the face and running. I did not think it was gonna be sharing a Toe Furke a nice a beautiful spring mixell at a restaurant at a table just sitting there was so funny. He's like come eat dinner B.Y.O. Fire is I love you. Steve I want to be why, fight. You're Steve Owen Justin to the same impression.

It's a little bit of Josh. It's somewhere between Josh and Justin. And also in there, lies Corey Feldman, Cookie Monster. I love his voice. To go along with my Ray Romano, Sledge Vinnie Brand, Sledge of Kermit the Frog, Sledge. It's amazing. Top of the nose back of the throat voice.

You gotta go, come on, man. And what are you doing? A little bit of Nina Blackwood in there too. You know what was so cool about like- Nina Blackwood should cough on air like I do with the way her voice sounds. I love that. She remember Nina Blackwood, she was like the

paused MTV VJ. Yeah, she's on radio. She's older, she does series XM, 80s on eight, and when she talks, it's like Christine, this is you in a few years, she's like, I remember when I saw a devil ever live. Sounds like someone's holding her tongue. Oh my God, she should be like the, in the background you should hear. I kind of, I kind of, I just, I like that.

I like that, that's like nice to sleep too. Yeah, I like that. Yeah, she was early, early celebrity skin. Old smoky? Yeah, if freckles under chest. Yeah, I like that. I like that. She was early early celebrity skin. Oh, smoky. Yes. Freckles under chest. Yeah, the best. Yeah. Wrinkly wrists. Hairier lobes. But she was early celebrity skin.

Naked. Big bush. Just like Ozzy. She looks like the lead singer of Deaf Leopard. She looks like Harry Carey. She still looks good. What was the little thin one? Heart. No, Martha Quinn. Martha Quinn looks hot. Yeah. She looks good. What was the little thin one? Heart no Martha Quinn Martha Quinn looks hot. Yeah, she looks great. None of these people are super nice in the hallway. All right Well, no one's nice to you in the hallway. We know that what's going on Well, we can't talk about it. We can't talk about it ever

You know what was cool about Jack asked and it's so like I think it's so pivotal that this is what caught on was when we were drunk College kids or whatever we would do like the, on Mike Fnoia, and this is, you know, like, body slam, a coffee table. Yeah. Like it just caught on, like it became like, in the last thing, oh yeah. I'm big J and blah, blah, blah. Yeah, and it was just like, that was,

it just became part of our like, I hope you guys never find Burley Bear Network Bob. Hey, what's going on next up? I hope you guys never find Burleigh Bear Network, Bob. Hey, what's going on next up? I hope you never find it. Burleigh, yeah, Bobby did local radio. He did like, not local, like local VJ. I had a Burleigh Bear lighter for a while.

You did? Yeah. Oh man. It was a white later with a black bear and it's a Burleigh and white. Burleigh Bear. You were that? I will, yeah.

The fuck was it? Hey, what's going on next up? We got Michael Jackson's new one I'm Robert Kelly. Welcome to Burleigh Bear Network. We'll be right back Take on me. I remember just I'm gonna do in the head tilt and the camera would be at an angle And I know what's up. It's Eric knees welcome to the grind. Oh snap. that's the newest jam coming you from Envogue we bring up Nina black with naked Christine yeah she was so hot in the day she was the one she looked at Madonna look

sort of about her rock and roll Madonna I don't know that that's so funny I never ever think to look up people naked that's just there's been a handful that's why we make a good color I'm you in the year. You're young. Yeah, I'm you. I'm a young. You say the names and I throw out the Christians a type in fap and in your nude next to her name. And let's see what we got. That's where you keep duck duck go on your phone. Oh, God. Why is she have a towel in her mouth?

I don't know with that, but that's the picture I always saw the one all the way on the right there. Yeah, I'm tied up. Down. Oh, so she's not a bond. Yeah, that's she's a brunette. That's the picture I was missing. Yeah, Nina Blackwell was hot in her day. Wow, but It sounds like Wolfman Jack. Do you have anything of her audio? Her vagina looks like I don't Regina looks like one of those Greek evil eyes. It really does

It's a it's a Gorgon it's the eye of a dinosaur of a dragon It is a it does bad things or it gives you luck Oh my god dude she looks like she's still rocking roll though. I love over rock I'm not me to do they're great. I never met an easy ladies in person But Lou just for the record for stances and practices here, we let the call her a white twat. No, no, you're not supposed to. Always leave the color off.

Yeah, you don't need a J. It's Martha Quinn at Series XM now or no. I don't know if she's still doing it actually. I hear Alan Hunter all the time. I hear Mark Goodman all the time. Kavino and Rich, Kavino and Rich, everybody that we bumped off affection talk are now doing some music radio. Kavino and Rich, Kavino and Rich, everybody that we bumped off affection talk are now doing some music radio.

Kavino and Rich are doing a, Kavino does like rock station turbo. Yeah, he's always done like octane. And they do, and their show is now on sports, I think. I think so. I saw them in the building earlier this year. Yeah, it's like, which has an age to fucking minute. Can I hear her talk a little bit? Nina Blackwood. Yeah, Nina Blackwood. It hasn't aged a fucking minute. Can I hear her talk a little bit? Nina black with

The Not the Sivius it wasn't a losivius way and my god She sounds like Val Kilmer now. Oh, yeah, absolutely dude. It's bad. I remember when I showed my beaver and that one thing it looked like an I have a Gorgon I remember Tommy Lee think a blast to me between commercial breaks. Yeah Martha Quinn and Nina Blackwood have been fucked by the same celebrity for sure at the same time I loved the Martha Quinn ever saying her expose look that up Christine's Martha Quinn ever say who the most famous person or the celebrity She's hooked up. I doubt it shouldn't seem like that tight

But somebody got a piece of that. I bet it's one you're gonna be bummed about. Richard Marks. Yes, it's gonna be it's not gonna be it's not gonna be the rock stars. Exactly. It's gonna be like it's like oh yeah, I fuck it with Joe Jackson. Alan Funt one time came to set the lead singer of Nova. I fucked the bass player from the alarm Do you guys remember glass tiger? I fucked all those guys Johnny H. Jazz picked all the wrong way in the sack I suck Ralph Lachios dick. Yeah, I blew the I blew the producer for new shoes No, one of the fans suggested You make for the fans a bonfire Road car road set playlist

For a while we should get back into that too and when black lose back in studio Maybe we could even start getting back into that with the we would make a Spotify because not Spotify Pandora Pandora because we owe Pandora here.. Not we, because I'm gonna shareholder. We do, I have shares. Did you buy shares? Christine bought shares. Did you? Wow, Christine's got a fucking end-of-life plan.

I mean, I got a money stash. She's got stocks. She's been getting the money stash. She's been getting the stivo monthly. The Phoenix plan. Look at her eyebrows. I like Christine staying around in the room where she gets to make gate park ramps.

And fucking beer, she gets to dive through beer can try angles. You are someone who I have zero worries. If I'm driving, you get the phone. You put on songs. You know how bad it is to be in the car with someone who you just, you don't know where they're gonna go with music But they're very like Adam and about like let me impress you with this playlist. It is dog shit. I'm the worst. I like to talk The talk I like to but I like to talk like you know get deep me to me to but the problem is what I'll start doing is like

If I if the song if I hear the song slowly in the background Like that I like and I feel begs the person's like yeah, and it's why get like afraid that I'm not gonna be a good father because I didn't have good parents I'm like Is no what I'm like Bobby. I'm sorry about that hold that for one second All of a sudden, all of his know what I'm like Bobby. I'm sorry about that hold that for one second I was alive in a way This part thumps when you turn it around but it got but you do it and it goes with the emotion Oh, yeah, we're ever you take it to you. I don't know how in my career It's why is there a finger on my mouth? You're just

If you don't mind is the best hold on shut up shut up I never Jane never turns his music down when he picks you up So I just imagine myself like if he was picking me up from like my parents house like he'd be the guy The the family would hate because you just roll up with like his music I'll pull up with specifically like lots of n-word being yellow I'm gonna real like let's make it a prop I should get in the car and turn the radio down you finally like Irritated him so he finally said something about it. I was like oh, sorry

You just I know you're saying it's a weird thing the yell app, but it's better than hitting her right sometimes I'm so proud of the music I'm listening to when I come to a red light I'll roll the windows down and just crank it and then just Make eye contact with someone who couldn't give a fuck I think I know when I'm turning on to the block of a comedy club I'm stopping it or anything what What's playing? Part of song. I thought, I'm back, I go, y'all get to the beginning of that first. When I pull up all the sleepiest gangster fans are gonna be like, who's cranking?

Okay, big J. I make sure my car's, my car gets washed, my car gets washed every Monday and I get to pull up. Sometimes Christine comes, they look over and they see Christine in the car, but if she's not there, I really give it a good, oh, I I let it play with a I gather all my stuff while the windows are still down It's just crying. What kills it? What kills it now? Which I never thought about when I was younger is

Back up and forward Camera and sensing so what happens? I pull up to double park and it's like whatever awesome thing is fucking crack Come back home baby baby and then I put it in reverse and it goes Baby if I'm getting too far up front and just keeps cutting off and I'm like play Played their same volume the whole time I'm good I've got this is what's got's got this one. When I drive... Is this what you mean doing this in a bunch? When I drive, I don't listen to music that much.

You just listen to jelly roll over and over and... If I'll get into one song, like if I have a trip and it's like, you know, a lot of times I just call, I roll calls. I wish I listened to... Like, don't listen to music a lot. And she knows... What bothers me, she knows the to music a lot and she knows what bothers me She knows the lyrics to a lot of songs that I I'm like who the how do you know the fucking lyrics that I fucking rain man Over here. Why do you know why do you know every song on a de angelo's first album? Yeah, that's too sexy

Black for us. Yeah, she knows all these weird songs and I don't fucking understand I get into her car, the station's on a, what the fuck are you doing? That's a good thing to do. Go check your significant others presets. Oh, I get mad. I'm like, did this terrestrial radio? Why am I paying for serious? I've gotten in the car. I've restarted a song when I thought someone was coming out for me to get in my car.

I've just been in the car. And it's the wrong person. And I go, I'm a fucking idiot. I get a restarted again. And I go, I'm a fucking idiot. I gotta be the star of the game now. And then I really started again when they come. Yeah. We had a drive years ago where it was me, Jane, Dave.

Do you remember this, Jay? We were listening to Betty Davis' eyes and we were driving through Manhattan. And literally, it was the entire city was getting into it with us. Every corner, people were stopping and laughing. It was such a cool job. See, we do all of them. For all the times, time it doesn't work the one time it does it's work it

I came together perfectly like everybody as we pulled off was like wasted out to that this song is playing It's a good song. It's so good. It's very rare I mean I have it on a playlist now. I'm like sweet Spray I'd like to hear Nina Blackwood karaoke this. I've never co- She got bad games. She got bad days, the stars. Take a tooth and go on you.

That's a good song. I want you to make me a playlist too. I have to think twice. I give you, I give you Bobby. I give you double as Chris did. One night Bobby, I give you a ride home from the cellar and we had a very deep thought which ended with you going Dude you need therapy

You go dude, but think of a killer my dad You need therapy and I'm like fucking Bobby just told me any therapy No, hey, you know what that started my therapy. Yeah, and you started my massive drug addiction I started my out murdering therapy. You have a special out there's doing it has done I'll be down a million and a half years. Don't be down available right now on YouTube Mike Fenoise new special very saying first Special yeah, self-produced It's a little bit of a pound gorilla. I know yeah, I did it all 800 pound gorilla those boys are good I love them. Thank you. They are now. Yeah, I'm excited for it man. That's great. That's great. I learned it by watching all the best

Bobby's kill box. Yeah, Jay's dog belly available on his YouTube channel. Where did you do it? I did it at Fairfield theater company In a little 200 seat black box theater. I love it. I did it all myself. It was I love I love I hate when I was doing my village underground, special, they kept trying to get me to go and do a 1500C 2000C theater. And I was like, I don't, that's, I don't do that. I work comedy clubs. I have a club, comic, I want to work in front of 200 people.

I want to, no more for you though. But they couldn't, no more for you. When I, when I did it, back then, nobody had then nobody Did it right the cameras they didn't have the cameras they would shut off after 15 minutes these little small cameras the canons Sure, they didn't they didn't they wouldn't run Long so when we shot my special we used all the cannons, but there was a guy who would shut it off change Turn it back on that's all you had to do right shut it and turn it back on. That's all you had to do, shut it off, turn it back on. So we'd have to do these weird transitions every 15 minutes with these cameras.

But that's crazy. I refuse to do it. They wanted me to do it, John Jay. I'm like, it's too big. You will now also, but the viewers get it. The viewers getting fucking. That's great. So much.

Jesus Christ. For what? You know what the people do, that aggravates me all just do is get a light Somebody just changed the lights a little bit and put a curtain back Drop the video did everybody did anybody ever like like film at McDougal like back in the day like you Yeah, Judah back in the day like you can't you back in the day You couldn't because like I said the cameras you adj one. The cameras weren't to shoot a special up until now you needed like, you needed a truck out front with wires going down into the front like a big fan in the

hallway. You need people in a generator. Generators crazy. So technology has caught up so much that you know, some Staminke that went the best by that afternoon could shoot a special which is a good thing and a bad thing. But no one's shot at the, I only remember Louie for his series shooting in that actual solar. Yeah, but they had to kill a lot of seats to get those cameras in.

Yeah, you're right, huh? And they had a corner, I bet. They had a whole truck off. Shooted it a thing, that was the only thing I remember. What ever happened to Shoot? Didn't like, he just crawled back inside from October and never came back out. He had a pandemic. What ever happened to you. Uh, didn't like he just crawl back inside from our tovid and never came back out.

What ever happened. He found the one game he's not a champion in vaccination. I did. I did. He was the world champ until a little man by the name of John J. Covid stepped into the game. The only thing that brought down the world champion. Did you ever do a one and done, like one and done, one show, recorded, done? Did you always do two or more? I did that for my second crowd work album is just one and done.

One crowd work, you have to, you can do it. Right. You know, you're making it up. Yeah. Which is terrifying. I couldn't even imagine even imagine no because if you don't get it I'll fuck me right you know I'll be easy. I'm doing one in January Yeah, but you do you the you're the you're probably I'm gonna say this in ritual fucking rich boss will get mad at me for saying it He's probably one of the best crowd work guys out there

You know that rich. No, no, no that rich. I mean really coming for you It's it I go when I talk about what I do to show I've talked about it I get a show, when I get a show, I've talked about it, I'm sorry, when I did the show, I got stuck watching him. Yeah, when I'm totally, it's fucking crazy. It's amazing. But when you do, I'm a full believer. When you do a comedy stand up special,

if you fuck up a joke, come back out and redo it. It's a movie. It's not a stand up show. You're creating a special. You make, I saw Keith It's a movie. It's not a stand-up show. You're creating a special. You're making a, I saw Keith Robinson have. I'm worried about the moment being lost. You're not wrong. I don't mean you're wrong. It's the people that will, the millions of people that will see it after are the ones you're doing it for. You're not doing it for those people. They're your fans supporting you to make it. Well, Christchurch recommends,

which I don't know if it's it's a financial it off Yeah, take a shirt off. I know you guys have your shirts on have a thing with Russians But he said again this this becomes it's also like fuck of a bird. It's also My daughter my daughter cousin pop a bird. Oh, God. Yeah My daughter cousin, my daughter cousin, Pop a bird. Oh God, yeah. Amazing. You don't get on the bird's mansion. No. Who a Burton?

Fucking fantastic guy, a very funny comment. I'm going to see what the joke is you guys are making. What are you talking about? No, but birds are like, he's a shoot four. I've never done that. He's like shoot four. Sure. And I'm like, yeah, I guess if he can, it's very expensive.

But like, but he's right, you'll get it for sure and for sure. Now, a little millionaires tell you to do stuff you can't do financially. Oh, the two, Dylan, tell me that about Joe Rogan. He goes, Joe Rogan's like, look, man, all you got to do is just get a chef. And then you'll lose the weight. Is that just buy an old theater? And then you just start your own club, dude, if you get the new core fat, it will get you to the club faster. No, you don't understand.

You don't understand over the course of six years on the gas you save. It's actually better for you. So just buy the new Hummer. Bro, get a robot. I said get someone else's character. Get an X mock in a. What do you mean? It goes, just a robot you can fall in love with and does everything for you. Dude, I can't afford that. He goes, you make it. Yeah, make it. Dude, you wake up in the morning and you tell yourself, I can kill an elk. I have meat for the year. We don't take a break right now.

Jacob is gonna ruin his whole play when he finds out we're in brinth for $6.40. You want me to give you the hands? You need this. Oh yeah, for sure. Absolutely. Mike is just brand new special out. It's on YouTube right now.

Don't let me down. It's streaming right now. For free, go Mike Mike is just brand new special out. It's on YouTube right now. Don't let me down It's streaming right now for free. Go check it out Steve O's stuff is up there. He's got a brand new Specials coming out in November 14th big J. Ocasin Milwaukee this weekend. Don't miss it 10th of the 11th Philadelphia Please buy tickets Don't make them wait for the last week to sell out. Sell it out now, Philly. Houston Providence tickets info bigjaycomedy.com. Bobby Kelly is gonna be in Potsdam P.A.

Soul Jols Saturday, November 11th. That's this Saturday and then Baltimore, November 17th and 18th after that, Don Yabeach, improv, Sarah Toga Springs comedy works. Yeah. And Wisconsin where I was talking to you doing. Not the hot sisters. No.

No, no, no, no, I'm doing a little tour out there, but I just booked. What's that mean? You already did a, we did that show at the club. Fort Wayne. I'm doing Fort Wayne, New Year's Eve. New Year's Eve. New Year's Eve.

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