The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Don't Trust the Otters

Episode Date: May 20, 2021

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Hey, it's Big J. Okerson and Dan Soder. Welcome to the Bonfire Podcast. We'll have new episodes every morning, Tuesday through Friday, and want more Bonfire. You can hear our full show every day on SiriusXM. You can go to SiriusXM.com slash Bonfire for a special three-month offer. The Bonfire! I'm Big J. Okerson, that's Dan Soder. How you doing? We have some of the gang here. Black Lu's coming on in a little bit. Maybe he quit again. Who knows? Is there another kid in the works? What's happening? We have an open door policy here. Yeah, Christine is the lot in LA. Just come and pick up your apron whenever you're in town and pick up a shift.

Oh, Christine's been coming back. She's been dipping in to do the Social Meads, so we are back on Social Media, which has been great. Yeah, very very helpful But we have our Jacob and our DJ Lou here. That's fine man. Jacob Is a phenomenal producer, but there are times where he starts stories off air where I'm like Jacob How do you not know to tell the story on air? He goes, I have an epic story. And then he goes, he says, I have an epic story he goes, I caused a murder. No, that was when we got him to be like, Jacob, tell the story on air.

And he's like, well, I caused a murder. He said, we go, he goes, it's not that interesting for air. And you said, I had something epic and murder, which it. Sometimes I'll, I'm sure it's the words words maybe isn't is that group? I thought it was on air. Yeah, it's your story or just you know, let us judge it. What happened? Well every every day I The backyard here we have it's like a nature preserve almost so I feed we have bird feeders and

I Mean we have pigeons parrots. What are you like Mike Tyson? Just started coming you have parents like you own parents or they just show up. They just show up They shut up. They know our bird feeder now. We have like any every bird you can imagine you have wild parents Jacob I've never heard of that. I thought parents only belonged to pirates and pet shops. Yeah. So what happened was during a hurricane, I think they were...

That's only like, pirates, pet shops and drug dealers. They're like, like a elaborate drug dealers. Sorry, Jacob, what was that? During a hurricane, I think it was a few years ago, there were, there were,

people had illegal parrots and the cages basically opened up. God freedom. They just established a home here in Florida. Not my illegal parent. No, my parent. My illegal parent flying away. That's way better than the Tampa Florida has a loose chicken problem. I was in Key West and that was the thing. They go, don't cross the path of those black ones, they'll come at you.

Well, that's just racist. Yeah, the black feather, the roosters, I think they were. If wild roosters, they were. What I'm impressed with Jacob is that Jacob, this entire time, you've been a humble bird king. Jacob is that Jacob this entire time you've been a humble bird king and you've let us praise Justin like he's some sort of Messiah with bird. Yeah all the while you're a falconer down in Florida. Yeah you're a dog.

I do all of nature loves me down. Would you pick up a get out of my hand? Would you pick up a bird? No, no, I don't touch them. You're not supposed to interfere with them. I love me. Like they come up right up to the window. Justin scoops them up and throws them like grounders. It was fucking infield practice. He birds. It's saying he beat me. He hands it. He goes, Tory turn to.

At that point, they're whips it down. Get that, get your glove down. Get your glove down in your hat out. No, I think you, I think you problem with it. I, I, okay. Hey, you guys wanna see me throw a bird against the wall? I'm just kidding. But Jacob, is it, no, I heard a rumor. I heard a juicy rumor, not really.

When I was a kid, I think, either my mom or my uncle told me, if you touch a bird, you're like a baby bird, if it falls out of its nest. You or it's mom? If yeah, you, oh, you, you have to raise it. And the father could come after child support. You can, you can sue the bird father for child support. I'm getting palimony. Found a bird in a parking lot ruined my life. No, but if you touch it, doesn't have your scent on them. I believe that my my whole life and i told my nephews that like you shouldn't touch

the burden they said you know you know that's just a myth no they bitch slapped me and i have two weeks ago apparently that's not i don't want to get my musk on it yeah do you so the birds return do you know do you have you notice any birds that like you that like uh...

oh yeah of Crane's a crane family they just had I sent I sent pictures to Christine a crane family of ducks that come with their ducklings and You just go in family. You like a paper crane. That's pretty cool dude really. Yeah, you didn't know that you do a paper crane. That's pretty cool dude really yeah, you didn't know that you do a paper crane shut up Tell me you didn't know that I Took a lot of pot. I feel like you did it in studio was had to if we did origami with Jay right? Blue left blue left to shoot. I don't even know if we're on air anymore. No, no, I Don't remember origami. I believe we did. If we didn't send him a break,

comes up to the show, buddy. I'll throw you together a paper crane. Do we go on commercial, come back with a paper crane? You'll take the paper crane home with you. Damn, right, I love it forever. I'll take it to my new place. Yeah. That's gonna be your paper crane now. But Jacob, you said something crazy happened.

What happened? Well, today the pigeons were here. Oh Those fucking Bill that wall bill that wall bill that wall bill that wall their gross They're they're kind of here now apparently they're not trash like city pigeons. They're actually Papers whoa where they're supposed to be more they're not trash like city pigeons. They're actually... Check the papers. Whoa. Where they're supposed to be. More the more rural.

Yeah. Exactly. So all of a sudden, they burst out of the tree. They take off. And then... I always think of a gunshot in woods when that happens. I mean, they took off. I could tell something was in the air and then I looked across

We have this little stream and there was this hawk just tearing one open Damn Was he looking at you while he was doing it? Was he fucking giving you eyes? I didn't know it was a pigeon at first, but my nephew walked over and took photos and the seeds that he was just eating The belly was ripped open took photos and the seeds that he was just eating. The belly was wrecked open. You could see the seeds from our finger. No. No.

Yeah, I'll send you the picture. Please. So here's my question. When the hawk fucks that pigeon up, don't send us the pictures, Jacob, bring them up on the screen. When the hawk kills this pigeon, right? He eats the pigeon meat, but does he also eat the seeds in the belly nah it's probably a byproduct of what's happening he wasn't interested in those seeds

okay he already had bird gutten lungs yeah but I know if he pinnotted him you know if he does like extra bonus yeah you know I mean exactly if you're cannibalizing someone and they also just had food and food and there's something if I kill a guy and he's got, you know, like you said, movie candy. You're gonna get that hint of chocolate in there still go. Oh, wow. You know it's weird is when I ate his stomach lining. I think the guy had a kit cap. Yeah, whatever that wafer is, you know, I don't know. I taste it. That's in there. That guy's fun. All right, thank you guys. This is really good.

What a wonderful bounty. Oh, well, what a yummy bounty. That's the problem with cannibals and movies. They make them to amped up for people food. Yeah. Oh Wow, this looks like a murder and true detective. Oh, wow. I saw my kitchen post that of his pocket once. I knew that girl. She's to hang out now. Yeah, the street magician who pulled a dead bird on me. Oh, yeah, I remember that he just put it up who? Yeah, but that's not it. Jacob It was a somebody's pigeon because it's leg was tagged. It was like a racing pigeon. Oh, yeah It's not green. Oh, I thought what yeah, dude. That was like its NASCAR number on its back It's gonna get gangland warfare, dude. You better hope that's not a black guy flying pigeons They really get emotional if you look at Mike Tyson. Yeah, watch that. He walked through a couple of opponents

because he just loved his pigeons. He was so much furious about his pigeons being like taken away or something. He someone caught a knuckle Sammy for fucking taking away his birds. Jacob, can you give that? Can you send this to Christine so she can tweet it out? So we can, yeah, sure.

Well, tweet out the evidence at the bonfire SXM. Where's the hawk? Doing six. Staying on your back jerking off doing six up in tala has eyes on it he's put a bid now he got manslaughter for fucking ripping that pigeon open even in july asmif he regrets anything he says not eating those seeds yeah he goes I should have snacked on those seeds should Should have given you a hawk and he goes, ah! Ah! It's begging all of them.

Ah! Ah! Dude, I want the truth! Ah! Why did you kill that racing pigeon? Did you have money on the race? Ah! Ah!

Ah! Jacob, why did you think you caused a murder because of the belly full of seeds? Well, yeah, I mean it was obvious. He was eating. And yeah, I mean it was obvious. He was It was eating and I mean if it can't get some duck crazy what you're saying if a child gets abducted and killed because he was at school and then on the principal

Little bit it is well if it's while he was at school That's gonna be on the principal for sure, but we'll take up. I'm talking real public school, you know No, I'm just saying that's like saying like if you ran a McDonald's and someone left the McDonald's and got killed how you judging. That's all that happened. You know what? That's better. It ate from your seat. You think it smelled the seeds and one of those seeds and then got full on getting to the seeds. No, I think you're everyday eating. I mean, this is a regular. Yeah, I think he was kind of like one of his friends told me like yeah, you want to fuck up some pigeon? Oh, you think the hawk knew a spot the hawk's friend was like fish in a barrel dude I bet an alligator told him was like hey, there's he is a cranes in a Jewish backyard dude like fishing a barrel Honestly, this guy cares about these stupid fucking birds. Oh my god. He fills that thing Everybody eating their old leg. Oh, Jacob so cool

Jacob you like the guys fattening up iced tea for surviving the game. You get them all fat and juicy and then send them out there in the hall, where they get fucking marred. Yeah, and that fucking green tag on that, that green tag on that pigeon was a money belt. That guy's coming for his property. He's gonna know he's gonna come by and ask you if you've seen this pigeon. I've seen this pigeon.

You see that green thing on the leg and be like I don't I see a lot of pigeons around here. I think I remember the green thing. No Jacob. You know I'm one of the top bird races in Florida That was my prize speed pigeon Whipthorn Billingsworth the third. It's always some weird fucking name. I have the I have the plantation of the road Now you know that I loved a race mappigen. You have racing pigeon names. Yeah, well that one over there was quick dust. Yeah. Snap noodle. I usually FaceTime Christine for one of the kills because we also have orders that will like tear open a turtle. Say

that again. Is that what you and Christine Bond over here? What's a good son? What the fuck is wrong with you? What is that? You want Christine? You want to see a dead body? I call Christine. Hey, Christine and I formed this group called the trench coat mafia.

We're going to make a pay. Everyone will suffer. Everyone will pay. Well, when you watch these murders, though, what happens like does the turtle sleep with one of the otters' wives? Is it more of a hit? Any of the backstories, dude?

Give us a big, just, give us a Steve Wilcoast of the Animal Kingdom down there. I honestly, Jacob, I'm gonna need you to 2020 up this turtle murder. The turtle, a promising young student. Alive for many years, wise. Until one night at a keger in the woods. Two otters. Celebrating freshman year.

Two otters, they might. Little drunk. They just. They had their way. They just rip the bottom, the under shell off of it. With a crawfish or turtle? Yeah. I mean, it just ripped the shell off of it and just with a crawfish or turtle? Yeah, I mean, it just ripped the shell off of it and just went to town on it.

Damn, put their little hands. And then it was a baby turtle, right? No, it was a turtle like a foot and a half long. Well, then I'll say if a turtle got that big and doesn't know karate from my understanding of turtles, then that's the turtle. I think that's what you get when you don't listen to a rat. Yeah, did you, did anybody try maybe taping some size or some katanas to his hands?

I don't know, maybe pour some green ooze on them. See what happens? Has anybody even thrown a key on this thing or a belt and tried? Also, otters, I don't trust anything else with hands. I don't trust fucking raccoons I don't trust honors they're so cute they're so cute they don't say that about raccoons they're not cute rickians can't be cute raccoons can't be cute raccoons can't be cute no they're not yeah when you look at them all you see is like light shine through their dead eyes I'm terrified of them I'm

terrified of them because of that dumpster next to the KFM. I walked right back in a, I was in Toronto doing a theater with R.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I And out of a trash can that was being dug in by a record a giant raccoon looked up at me And I mean I frozen place and did a slow like you open the door without like opening it and I never turn my back on it I just slide slip back in the door slowly just eating it is trash like Do the pure evil their little fucking sharp teeth will otters. I think it was Michelle Wolf has a bit that otters rape baby seals. They like it. Yeah, I think it is. Jacob, look it up.

I'll look it up. I'll look it up. I think baby otters rape seals. And they're just eating turtles and Jacob's backyard, dude. Baby otters are a problem. Jacob, why don't you go make a bunch of astrays out of the top shells. Now there's no turtle in them.

Yeah, do that be badass? Can we? I'll take a turtle shell astray. Yeah, do that be bad as good a cooler problem. I'll take a turtle shell asterisers. If you're on it, fucking love one. Might as well since you're sending your you're fucking feeding these birds to Holocaust read that read the headline. Necro the case against otters. Necro Felix serial killing firm monsters of the sea.

Look at that. They're evil. They rate baby seals and hold each other's pups hostage for food. Yeah, there it is We'll throw it out the bonfire. I sex them. Look at that. They love otters. Dude, this is a hit piece on fucking box.com on otters Guess what otters my set Simon's Tears down everything Really? He tears down everything that's here. How dare this fucker.

You come for orders who eat on the GMG? Perfectly good bellies for eating. You see how they swim on their backs and they wave at you. No racists. Yeah dude, how funny is it that a couple waves from an animal can get the themoy of murder and rapeing shit? They're like, hey look at these dumb big animals. Look at that, the others are so cute. And they're like, look at these dumb big animals Look at that otters are so cute and they're like give me that pussy baby seal. Yeah, I want that shit

I want that pussy and I am a necrophiliac I love them in They're so cool. You got to see them here well face time you both when I when the next kill happens So they're in the same family as Badger's weasels and ferrets. Congratulations Jacob you are the Beast Master now. Can you take a picture with you covered in wildlife? I do not love it if you ace Ventura in your backyard. Just wear like a like a like a lead fucking duster and just go outside and let them all land upon you. Yes the new Beast Master in town. Come to me, my

otter friends. I will give you all the seal pussy you could ever want. I think the air drum battle, maybe days are over between you and Justin. I think maybe it's time for some straight up beast master challenges. I already have more back in studio. Well, don't think I forgot by the way we're back in studio because the Rose will be very upset if we even pretend we forgot about this me and christine have some uh... major feats of athleticism to compete in i think honestly it might time out with the olympics probably if we're lucky if the olympics are lucky i should say

uh... jake up real quick in this article in this hit piece on box dot com about uh... uh... the number two thing is do otters attack people? You bet they do. A 2011 study found that 39 reports of river otter attacks in North America. 35 of which occurred after 1980. Fantastic. Well good job Jacob. You love them so much. Go out there and kiss one on the mouth. See what happens. Yeah. Don't go near them. What else do you like? You want to beaver? The weirdo. They're horrific menaces to other species. There you are. See otters murder even when it doesn't provide them with food or offspring. Is that going to be the weirdo? Is that going to be the weird pet you have when you move into the woods of Colorado?

Oh, dude, if you have a fucking fleet of otters that guard his place or you just stand upon them all But even walk you in the town it just has that whistle where he goes. Oh, yeah, it's you hold on Let me tell the otters to stand down Dream of setting up a nature sanctuary. Oh, I would really call her out of home. No really so but oh, yeah, you want to hawk at an eagle Maybe a moose with one antler off Dude this is about rape Damn come on a weaned harbor seal pup was resting on shore I'm gonna read you the criminal report Jacob. Let's see if you still want to back your boys

I'm gonna my citizens app actually. Yeah, this happened. I'm not gonna lie this happened 1.3 miles away Yeah, this happened. I'm not gonna lie this happened 1.3 miles away. Yeah, this is a fire on 60 second and over on the west side highway, dude. There's currently right now auto rape. Also check your tabs. You can do nature rape and it will come up. So check it out. It was a clear black night. A clear white moon. What tree was on the street trying to consume this poor little, this poor little seal was just sitting on a rock like a little drunk sure I'm not gonna take all the responsibility away from the seal. It had a couple on a party. Listen that seal pop is wearing a Pretty skimpy dress look the seal pup wanted to be noticed

But definitely didn't want to be forced into sex not at all anyways I have drunk seal harbor seal pup was resting on shore when an untagged male seal otter approached it grasped it with its teeth and forepaws bit it on the nose and flipped it over the harbor seal moved towards the water with the sea otter following closely once in the water the sea otter gripped the harbor seals and with its forepaws I don't know all about this they just watched it guys that were cheering the back of the accused. He was sitting around, he was sitting around a dog like a pinball machine. Yeah. And then everybody, and then that guy, here's how they found out who it was. One of them

saw that, one of them content seal up in the harbor They're like eating some fucking tailors One two three four fuck that dolphin fuck that seal pussy till it's sore. Oh my god Once in the water all right causing a deep last version the seal the seal order and pup pause for one second then Because Jacob just said something he said it's a bizarre scene that movie is what you're talking about and I will say it is because now Watch it again recently the accused rape scene and now I will say Possibly the gayest scene in any movie I've ever seen Why would that many guys want to just follow each other fucking some shit? They're all like

They're all blowing loads inner. Ah They all like fucking to a thing and they all fuck while other men cheer them up. There's like no attention paid to her at all. They're all doing it for each other. It's very, very homo erotic. My comes touching your come. Yeah. Sworda dude, yeah.

Well this sea otter in the pup rolled violently in the water for approximately 15 minutes. It's hot. While the pup struggled to free itself from the sea otter's grass. Yes, stuck porn, stuck porn dude. This is finally the sea otter positioned itself dorsal to the pup's smaller body while grasping it by the head and holding it under water in a position typical of mating sea otters. As the sea otter thrust his pelvis his penis extruded and intromission was there.

Well they're face down ass up that's the way others like the fuck so they let this go for 105 minutes into the encounter yeah that's a fucking two hour movie well Luke song was playing yeah that's just above a that's just where Judd Apital likes to keep his comedies out of five minutes and this is already funnier the sea otter released the pup now Now dead and began grooming. That's Patrick Bayman. He killed her and then started combing his hair. Don't just stare at it. After it. After a baby seal. Do you like my business card? It's eggshell white. Big shell white and classic. I will say if you see an otter in our back in our backyard, there's about to be a death. I mean, they're not here. I'll tell you what I see. If you see an otter in our backyard, there's about to be a death.

I mean, they're not here. I'll tell you what I see. If I see an otter in your backyard, I'm gonna screen your name, Jacob, really loud and ask you to come help me, because I might be frozen in fear. Yeah. Black Lou, we're talking about nature and wildlife,

a bunch of white people, shit, thank God you're here. Black Lou, before you, Jacob has a nature preserve in his backyard, and he is a big fan fan of orders that he watched kill and eat a turtle and we just found it before they raped a dolphin baby and we just a seal baby we found a article on vox.com about how awful sea otters are. They're Jacob's favorite. I just got to the point where they this now in the article it talks about how they practice necrophilia in one prior report

now here we go this is another sexy story he goes on the necrophilia because i didn't know it's a great that you i just let your mom didn't move a lot ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo There's also roasts. I don't know if you know that. They love roasting. Because they see on your necrophilia. It goes, oh, am I? I just let your mom didn't move a lot. KICK IT! KICK IT! Oh, see, otter.

Go otter. Go otter. So, in one prior report on breeding associated mortality, a tagged territorial male sea otter held a struggling female otter underwater until her body became limp and then copulated repeatedly with her carcass. Ten months later, say male observed with a carcass of another female sea otter. In both cases, the male was swimming, diving,

guarding, and copulating with the carcass. What's that otter's name, Rocco Sifredi? I mean, come on, this guy goes big. Max Hardcore. Yeah. What's that otter's name? Rockos of Freddy. I mean come on This guy goes big max hardcore. Yeah, it's also you're telling me that that was this This this otter was doing Mary Jane's last dance He was Some of them mama he was ever with the round he had raped a seepuck Why did he get get yeah, she said no, he said yes

Yeah, hey, I got on this party dress get it in the water won't take long gonna kill you if to drain my song Last chance for see your pup. Yeah, well there you go. Jacob. That's who you love Congratulations, dude, you's who you love. Who do you love? Congratulations, dude. You're a violent animal observer. Are you as bad as Tiger King? Are you as brutal? Maybe. You're like Tiger King, dude.

Jacob. Auto King. You're the auto king. You are the true auto king. Jacob, did you feel with the turtle alive when they killed it? Did you watch it? Yeah, I saw them attack it in the water

and then drag it. They always eat you. You watch it reach out, I saw them attack it in the water and then drag it. It all they always do. You got to reach out for you. It goes, I sure could use a hand right now, but it's me, your old friend. Probably if you even just whistled, it would make them stop and go away. Trigger, but it's me. Portus the tourist. Ever I beat you in that race? I know you never forgave me.

You were a little boy. You came out here and tossed rocks. Talk to me. Well, there's some bad otters that are good at hell. They took off my bottom shell. Oh, no, they're digging me out. Oh, no. As soon as they were getting there, they were like, oh like oh good Jacob Jacob's here to stop us

This is otter revenge the day the monkey is wet. I would more see if you could find otter rape Otter rape it's really sad To the tune of who do you love? The classic bonfire song. Auto rape. It's really sad. Oh, no YouTube. No YouTube took it down.

Another hit piece. Yes. Auto rape. This is a news story. Oh, yeah. This is Bayer. A sea otter. An animal that goes a long way in helping the environment. this is a new story oh yeah this is Bayeria an animal that goes a long way in helping the environment

but as chronicles jr. stone reports tonight she jake of just not when she said that he was like it's got him right there yes of course they do they are my minions they do my thing for their life rape and kill for me otters rape tell

tell i want you to kill for me jaco kill kill kill uh... let's get back to diana the death of the image scott and modern won't let me sleep keep something with you

some of them are better known for their violent mating behavior. Two sea otters holding hands as they float, a site that is actually common, technique used, so the two animals won't float away from one another. But beware. They ran. They ran.

Yeah. Their sexual disease are definitely tending towards rape. She did not misspeak. I went on a date with one and he was very nice We're at the bar and he even held my hand as we floated down the river. I'm starting let me tell you why I'm starting to flip towards team Otter already you fucking monster. Let me tell you why jay go on and say what I already don't like the way that girl like that girl Yeah, that's very interesting girl that girl is still angry at his ease and sorry. Yeah, she was that was very as she does

Actually there she said like there goes their sexual tendencies trend towards rape I mean that I Fuck you, you're trash. Well, you can feel her microaggressions towards daughters. Yeah, here it is. It's gonna be deceiving. Yeah, their sexual preferences are definitely tending towards rape. She did not misspeak there, rape within the animal community as cute as sea otters.

That guy's just trying to fuck her now. Yeah, you know she's actually right? She she's smart. She's actually a really smart girl If you look at the stats those don't lie. Yeah, listen, she's not just hot dude. She's like she's also pretty smart She's also a lot of race. She also tells great stories and she's really funny. It's just funny. She's way funny So very for their sexual prowess their violent behavior when it comes to mating if they can't find a female Where that is a drop sexual prowess and violent when it comes to mating Yes, it's a good drop take what you want No one for their sexual prowess their violent behavior when it comes to mating if they can't find a female around

They're gonna go for whatever's the right size, what, what, right, and what, right. And what, right, I'm in it is looking right to a sea otter, baby seals on a cage. First of all, that baby seal is wagon-ass off the edge. Also, all wet and shiny. Yeah. I'm not, come on, man. I don't know what I'm going to do.

You know what, Jay, I'm going to tell you this right now. I think my time is turning towards otters. I come on, dude. This is like, I don't realize how to do. You know what, Jake? I'm gonna tell you this right now. I think my time's turning towards otters. I come on, dude. This is like- I don't realize how fuckable baby seals are. No, this is the game right here. This is what these do. These fucking seal-ass baby seals.

These, uh, these horas. Get up there, wagged their little pin- They do. They try to get fucked. They know what they're doing. And then they get fucked and then they- They can't wait to be victims. Oh, now everyone's a victim. The gas light, ya.

All of a sudden, you're kissing and it's no no no Baby I was holding hands with his chicken the water just going like what no No, that seal was hanging off No, it's hanging it's pussy off the side of the dog. Oh, look at that seal. No, no, that's different. That's something else The act is so rough. It ends up killing the baby seal or female sea otter Elkorn sluice an area near Santa Cruz. Look at him pop it up. See you. We got to get in the car.

Is that an otter to kayak? Yeah. He just popped up in the most rapy way possible. He's like, yeah, he's like, he's like, I'm going to lay low. Go get me out to where the seals breach the water. Yeah. And you'll see what I do. But look at him pop up.

I'm going to take it. Watch him pop up. Got her. Elkorn slu is an area you guys hard to use. It's got a cool. I've got seen baby seals around. You see a hot ass baby seal. Oh, oh, hands up. Feed up. What's up? You guys parties Am peacock a little bit

I'll do some spins I got habs I got core strength really showing off this is right by people, too I hope they don't just let it rape something. I think this is in Monterey. They're saying ooh That's where you summer down Boys club because of the high number of male sea otters with mating dominated by a few males it really is the fucking accused rape like get Jimmy in there Jimmy church turn you fucking a bag hold my hand while you do it yeah yeah with a float I'm float on my back over here while you tag up that, uh, oh, hey, hey, baby, see you.

You got a little left and you're, yeah, give me down in there. I'm gonna hold and copulate with you. I just wanna see my seal family again. Or then play ball. Orf. Yeah. Orf. Orf.

Orf. You got that in my head now. It's such a crazy scene that Jacob your team honor in a open bar. Yeah, well guess what that's a bunch of Jacob you're not wrong about that. Yeah, how's no one done a sketch in the Accuses where there's a guy just in the bar where he goes hey are those wings coming up because this is getting weird they were they weren't that by the way they weren't that a whole way in a different room it was just separated by bar stuff You're playing pool and you're like hey

Nine in corner pocket. Are you seeing this gang rape? He goes he goes over there. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, that's like 35 feet away. Yeah It was like 30 guys with no conscience. Yeah, hearing each other on it's so No, there was one guy with a conscience one guy helped the kid from Eddie and the cruisers too And in the cruisers But he was the only one that felt sort of bad, but he didn't want to he was actually didn't want to come forward either because he was like Oh, but that fucking rape team's going to be upset with me. And you see what they'll do. You see it.

Yeah, also, it wasn't all related guys. There's just other guys that joined in. Just like when it starts happening, they, they looked out to being a bar where people were either too afraid to talk or were wildly excited about what was the deal. Leo Rossi, is that the guy's name? The one that was the ultimate bad guy. Is that his real name? Jacob. Right. Leo Rossi is that that guy's name the one that was the ultimate bad guys? That is real name Jacob right Leo Rossi that guy wasn't just excited about seeing a rape happen or being around it He jumped up on a table. I don't know what's that?

Directing it so disturbing Jacob you don't have to oversell disturbing We know you love I know but it's just you know you love otters the hate rape, but it's just... You know you love otters, we hate rape. You're an otter guy, we get it. You've been listening to... SiriusXM's Bonfire! New episodes every Tuesday through Friday mornings and full shows always on SiriusXM! Sam!