The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Doo Wop Pals

Episode Date: December 7, 2022

Jealous Jacob refuses to let DJ Lou's friend attend the Bonfire Christmas Show.

I'm Big J. Okerson. And I'm Dan Soder. You can listen to a full two hour long episode of the Bond Fire on Series XM or with the SXM app. It's easy. Go to SeriesXM.com slash Bond Fire for a special offer. And now the Bond Fire with Big J. Okerson and Dan Soder. I jerk these two dicks in every direction I could until J. looked at me and he never did.

That's a sexy start. I jerk those two dicks in every direction I could until Jay looked at me and he never did. That's a sexy start. I jerked those two things. I don't know how to guess that was two jerks. You know it's funny, whenever I talk over a loop playing something, I just hear static in my headphones. Oh really? The sound cuts, because this song is electrifying. I have to be completely quiet or I can't hear it

Everyone in this studio just dance and dance Although it's my understanding that Jacob doesn't think everybody's feet feel good Girl you ready to spill some tea first off welcome to the to the Bonfire Series XM Facts, talk 103. I'm Dan Soder, that's Big J. E. E. Crescent in Los Angeles. Doing the Burt Crusher roast tonight on Only Fans. I'm gonna burp, no I'm not. Christine's with him. In Sunny LA.

Studios bunch of boys. The Los Angeles. Studios is a boys party. I got me Jacob DJ Lou and I blacking the black Tiger Lewis. Y'all. It is a cold sad day in New York. So I hope you guys are enjoying sunny Los Angeles. Why sad? It's just gloomy.

Gloomy? It's just one of them gloomy ass days. You know when you leave the house, you're like, I immediately want to be napping. I woke up today on both places that it was 50 degrees in the cloudy. What? Hosted it, because I was just like, no way.

Yeah, yeah, it's samsies. We're the same stuff. Can we land it here? And we landed here the only day at rains in California. Yeah, you're going to sunny California for rain. I'm real. Well, we got the holiday show coming up next Wednesday at the village underground sold out.

It's going to be very fun. The annual Christmas show, Bonfire Christmas show. And I come in studio. I'm nibbling on some pizza, you know, I'm hanging out, and DJ Liu and Jacob get into it. Black Liu and I are just hanging out watching this volley go back and forth. JNU and Anger here. There was, by the way, lose laugh in the whole time.

Jacob's fucking mad. Jacob is heated up. Jacob is heated up. Do what you want. See what I mean? I'm not angry. Fucking mad Jacob is not Jacob is heated up do what you want Was all riled up right before the show because he was coming in hot before the show to Jacob comes in hot, dude He was so here was the situation DJ DJ DJ Lou has a long lost friend. We didn't know about yeah I'm not allowed to have friends, you asked all. Okay.

That's the first time I'm hearing about them. Girls, get out of me! Get out of my house! Talk about your big fucking friends. I'm gonna go Steve Wilcoast on you guys and fuck it. Ladies, ladies, ladies. So let me give the history of the story. Now we all know Jen Hito, waiter from downstairs.

I'll take some context. Give some context. Bonfire context if I could, Lou. Thank you. Jen Hido is a waitress that worked downstairs at Del Frisco's when we had a lunch with comedy central. She was a woman that caught Jacob's eye. We then had Black Lou go down to Del Frisco's.

He got Jen because I'm telling you right now, if there's anyone you want someone to talk to, it's Black Lou. He will get you. Got them right. He could could get you he could get you the Pope in the studio Except also high or if they're a high-end guest and then bonfire. I mean serious doesn't let us anywhere around them Anyways, he brings Jen Hito up here. Oh, so we're meant for never get our new best friend bread Michaels. Oh, yeah, true You did get bread Michael. That was fucking huge So Jen Hito comes up lovely lovely lady, you know what I mean? Friend of the show

We find out a little bit on the show. She's an actress. She's an actor. We try to really sell Jacob to her, you know In a way of like because we all know Jacob's the best. Hey, you should you should date this guy and you know, she playfully Says no and so many ways we see her boyfriend her boyfriend worked at the other restaurant That's right on the other side of the office life life Life happens. Well, then we're outside smoking tubes being the bad boys a serious XM as we do Jacob's Jacob's blazed up. You know, Jacob blazed enough and then, Jen Hito.

Jacob blazed up. Yeah. Johnny, do we call him Johnny Blase? We call him Jacob Blaze. He, we see Jen Hito and she's like, oh my, I broke up with my boyfriend. Like I'm single, which we're like. That's awful.

New's big news. Oh, news, big news. Uh, could shit have told me love is in the air. So then we start trying, you know, hey, and then she kind of gives a little flirty a little. Hmm, no. I don't remember that. You don't remember that? Maybe I'm trying to sell it better.

She wasn't unreceptive. Yeah, she wasn't. She didn't shut it down. You look, you could have asked her to Yeah, she didn't shut it down. You look, you could have asked her to dinner and she didn't. Yeah, I really feel like I think James Wright. She would have gone to dinner with you if you would have asked. But he didn't. It's our...

I went in a couple of times. You don't shut me down like it was also logistics. I did try. Okay. Well, fast forward in our Christmas show is next Wednesday, December 12th, or December 14th at the Village Underground. And I walk in here and Loo is trying, DJ Loo is trying to secure tickets for Gen Hito and the guy she's dating, which apparently is a friend of DJ Luz from Bruce Chris. No, from the Pete and Sebastian show, which I immediately said his name probably

owns in a vowel and probably likes to put probably a slick his hair back if you get what I mean. Probably a little too close to his mom, wink push, wink push. No, I'll correct him. Not even kidding. Probably claps when they put monsters on the screen. You know what I mean? No, it's wings. Oh! Talks a lot with his hands.

You get what I'm saying. Stop a fool! So DJ Lewis tried to get tickets. And he's like, I need tickets to check up. I'm like, for what? what for what so I can get My friends. Yeah for your friends What do you why do we need to help love blossom? It's been on three dates

All right, so what and I said there's no ticket with the price of tea in China. No tickets. What the fuck do you care? Go. Do you know why he cares DJ? T in China. No tickets. What the fuck do you care? Go. Go. Do you know why he cares DJ? Lou? But like why why can't I hook my friend up? They found each other on a first off. Who's your who's your closer friend? Jacob? Nobody heard of before. Nobody heard of this guy. Who is this mystery man that stole your heart? Lou.

All right. Well, he found me four years ago. He was on Broadway and Jersey boys. Oh, yeah. You see why the story story sucks Jay Very he said very extraordinary things very matter of factly and also Lou always brushes up against gay in a way We were scarves shopping when I went to a Broadway show I can't escape you were scarveshopping on our way to a broadway show We're in a decal of the gather you know we play bridge and then we kiss we both reached out for the same ball gag at the gay sex store I go no you take those asses chats belong to you Jacob if you turn up the heat I'm gonna fucking power bomb you through the table

Okay, it's already hot There with but anyways, oh while while the cat's away, right? The mouse is gonna crank that heat up. Dude, yeah. I don't have pop a bear here to fucking bark him down. I gotta do the Jacob moving. I'm leaving to go to the bathroom. Oh, yeah.

Get in the yawn. Ooh, knock it down. Oh, see me. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh So yeah, Lou met him. Lou take it slower. You met him. He listened to the Pete and Sebastian show about four years ago. You guys know that Gensos nest that we've never read on. And he said, hey, I'm not even asked us on that show. They don't have guests. I'm on Thursday. First things first. He's gonna call. He's gonna call gravy sauce I swear to God if he doesn't dip his bread in olive oil I'm gonna yeah yeah extra virgin so he was a fan of Pete and Sebastian show and invited me because he was off-broadway on Jersey

boys and invited me to one of his shows and I brought a date and we've been friends for four years now. What is wrong with that? I'm a car So he accidentally meets Jen. He took him sing. Yeah, he's pretty good and he was just on SUV You that's for you. So anything you can't do He's pretty handsome. Yeah, I'll argue if he's doing Jersey boys. He can't sing Whoa Jay throw it back to Jay throwing that Broadway shade It's pretty handsome. Yeah, I'll argue if he's doing Jersey boys. He can't sing Jay throw it back to Jay throwing that Broadway shade Come on dude. Who's got the bop in the bob she went up to bob up to bob to bang a bang a doo-dang

Tell me that yeah, unless he plays Frankie and then Daniel classic and weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee far yeah it sucks balls it's music for a bunch of uh it's really good dumb grease balls I think they could sing America's got town America's town a few days back Heidi Klum her golden buzzer was a fat guy who sings like restaurant Italian yeah it was a dumbest fucking vote I've ever seen. She gave him the golden buzzer, which like moves him forward to the next round. Like her pick for the season.

I got beef with that. That fat guy who just says, just sings. How any of us could sing if we try for a second? Yeah, I've had beef with that dimwit since she dist-gary-veeter on the show. They called him not funny. You know, like, fuck you, lady. Well, she's one also with day in Adam and she's like,

I don't understand. What? Feta, you're saying? So, Lou. Words scare me. This guy is your new BFF. He's on Broadway. He's a hunky Italian.

Yeah, I mean, what is wrong with letting him come to the show? Well, you don't see, but hold on. You don't see the problem of why Jen Hito You know Jacob we all know Jacob. He's the king of the king of the live show Jacob lives for a live bonfire has since day one He's gonna burning his loins And the only cure is more live show What he needs is he though. He needs, I need a little heat.

I'm not here, I'm not here on enough heat. But he wants me to help them fall in love with my brilliant stage performance, gonna make them move them so much. The way you're dressed up this year, what we got, what we got locked and loaded, I wouldn't be surprised if she stroked on the table watching you be a my strobe

Do you know I didn't even think about how I'm gonna be looking which is gonna kill? Any thought of oh yeah, she's gonna see me and be revolted after that. Yeah, you'll dry her up Oh, why you don't think a man in green tights makes a woman happy yeah Peter Pan could look at Wendy Yeah, is it gonna hurt your performance to to have Jen and my friend in the audience watching your friend Lou? He's like, you're, stop saying, we've never heard of this differently before. And you're bringing him up like he's your best friend like you went to war with him. I'm in the middle here. I think they should be allowed to come, but I agree with Jacob. Let's stop calling this guy your friend. He's so annoying.

Why can't I have my friend? He's not your friend. He's a good dude. He's my friend. A middle name. Every drink, you have one drink and everyone's your best friend. And that's what this guy is. Oh, he bought you a drink, didn't he? Yeah, that's all it takes, dude.

You get a little sauce and, and Lou, your best friends now. Yeah, he's the, he's like, that's his version of letting the vampire in the house if you buy Lou and drink you're a fighter to me like now I'm part of your life Lou I thought you would drink yeah he made you cry that one time that he walked into a barway DJ that's me and a beer we'll put the drink in my drinky bop? Oh, I gotta drink it now. You got a shot. It goes shot in a beer and a bop.

Shot in a beer and a shot in a beer. And that DJ. Who put boozy my boozy my boozy my boozy my boo. I love Pearl Jamers. Some of them don't do, don't do, don't do, don't do, don't do. Well, your friend sucks and we're gonna shit on his do-up when he's there. I saw that Jacob can't act while two actors and the audience are staring at him. It's like you guys can't do comedy if there's comedians in the audience.

I don't like it. Lou, I'm pointing him out. And me and Dan are gonna do up. We're gonna out do-up. I'm gonna go out. That pussy should be I hope he fingers there in the front row Whoa, I don't think I honestly do not think she should they should go front row if I think they should get tickets I don't think that you and I'm not intimidated by there his big acting talent Lou. Oh, yeah, it doesn't stress me at all

I've already got to meet Joe peshy I guarantee already sing better than that. Oh, I agree with youmit. I'm a dammit. I'm a dammit. I'm a dammit. I'm a dammit. I'm a dammit. I'm a dammit. I'm a dammit. I'm a dammit. I'm a dammit. I'm a dammit.

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I'm a dammit. I'm a dammit. I'm a dammit. I'm a dammit. I'm a dammit. I'm a dammit. I'm a dammit. I'm a dammit. I'm a dammit. I'm gonna put Hito in the background I think so yeah, I think we can't get a ticket, but we can't sit him no I don't that like first of all I told him we don't have the tickets now he wants us to find tickets for them No, we do have tickets, we just we're just doing a cock block or do I'm not Jacob?

Do you feel like there's even a little chance of being a cock block? I already told you I don't I'm not Jacob. Do you feel like there's even a little chance of being a cock-locker? I already told you I don't I'm not there to help Why is your voice high? Why are you because I was cursed with it? That's why no? No, no, no, no, no, no, not high in that and since you're jealous. You're mad. You're angry If I couldn't get going like, oh no, I'm sorry. We don't have room angry. If I couldn't get going like, oh no, I'm sorry, we don't have room. My bad. That's a vote for Jacob. What's so like, what's so wrong with that? Like, we have a lot of people that want to come. Christine, he was in Jersey boys. Exactly. Yeah, but we grow that like, we want Jacob today. Now we're going to like, let some other guy bring him on a date to Jacob. I get it, Jacob.

All right. So she could come if she doesn't bring the date. Why is he trying so hard? Yeah. What's why do you? It's means so much to Lou to get them in. I don't get it. Let me ask you a question. Guys, hold on. Let me ask Lou. I was question. Does this guy know what the bonfires vaguely? Yeah. No, that's not what I mean. Your friend, but Jen has told him all about it I don't give

a shit so close how does he know what it is and he's asking for tickets now sold out tickets to offer tickets no I didn't offer tickets yeah you offer tickets yes where do you promise you do you say you're gonna meet the real Frankie Valley he goes I got him in a cooler so open the okay they should get to go there wet wedding and the music's gonna be fantastic with shine on on everything you get to that's not gonna happen You think this will get you a wedding invite definitely you think you're gonna be Bowser cuz you get him into our show And also everyone knows that if you want to meet Shawn and I you go through Jay's mom My mom you know it's now such shot my mom. You know, it's now side shot. My mom fuck Chico. Yeah. And you know, I can

through backtracking through someone Gary sluts, find a way to the nitty gritty dirt band. You think it's not possible. It is. So why don't you show some loyalty here instead of turning on your friend Jacob. Yeah. But he's a Lou your best friend. I don't know what you do. What show you work on? You're so close. It doesn't come up. Everybody doesn't have a listen. Jacob, let him come to the show and let him sit front row me and Dan are gonna run him down You're so good at when those guys mean to fun of you

You think it's gonna be I don't want the show to focus make this a whole thing on I do I'm saying we got a first segment to kill I'm gonna say me and Jacob me you Dan and black glue Should with I mean 10 minutes practice Do put on a do-up display. Yeah, they're dick and a dirt Do you think I won't fucking go real quick put on a tuxedo top and come out and stand in a semi-circle and fucking rip it? Cuz I mean I'm telling you, I got this. I don't really understand. So, he doesn't know the show, but he's asking you for tickets because she knows the

show and he's trying to impress her with the tickets. That's right. That's what we should. And you're going to do it for him. He's a buddy of mine and I know. Like now he's a buddy. He's not you just said you didn't know this show at all He doesn't he's vaguely familiar with what even the show is So what happens he's buddyed up to you You want to do it. It's music does so fast. This fucking you think you're a conduit to to Pete and Sebastian

Yeah, that's why he's not going up to you because if he liked if he you, he would be a fan of this show also, but he's unaware of this show. That's true. All right, you got a good point. Yeah. But so was that guy shot bullshit in your eyes. He's a real fan of Pete and Sebastian and that's the real story. Dun-Dun-Dun-Dun-Dun-Dun-Dun-Dun-Dun-Dun. I- Gain Sebastian, all a big fan of you happen to be the guy who knows them, a homodong thing of being a dumb beauty. Never heard of the shall we's going to instead of just wants to get to the famous people

you know. Probably won't even live, stay for a whole show because she's going to probably go and suck his So what are we thinking now tickets? No, no because he doesn't the guy doesn't deserve it. Jay wants them there just so we could run this dude down I'm there for comedy. I don't I also do want them there for comedy. I don't want them there because he doesn't deserve to be there What is his crime? I need an excuse. I need an excuse to do up on that stage my friend there. What is his crime? I need an excuse. I need an excuse to do up on that stage, my friend. I look at very, very good. They can get me into a do-up. You don't need to do up. I'm telling you, Jacob, the four of us without DJ Lou, because DJ Lou likes to watch do-up like a dildo. Instead of realizing,

watching do-up and doing do-up has the same amount of talent. Yeah. It's just a little bit more breath. has the same amount of talent. It's just a little bit more breath. He just need a little more breath. It's very fun to do because at the lowest not good level of it you're as good as any good person at it. Yeah. So you know what I mean? Yeah. It's really fun to do. I can't sing like Axel Rose really. No, you know, I mean I really I Get the the comedy I'm I'm out, but it's your show Take me back Take me back Yeah, you're gonna be getting Jen nor Giggly and happy Yeah, and I say outside shot she leaves with his arms

I'll suggest flat out in front of them that she leave him right there and leave with you I don't want to go through all that on show night. No, no, that's a really good thing to go through on a show night here We're gonna make DJ Lou chooses loyalties. Yep. Well, we know where that lies Feet and Sebastian turns out Yeah Yeah, well, we know where that lies Feet and Sebastian turns out Yeah, well, they're more of like you know an Italian family. So yeah, you just can't leave you know what I mean You could walk away from us. We're not gonna do anything crazy to them. No, we're gonna understand We don't have just you know what the Sicilians call of vendetta Matchmaking regulations Lou you hurt your friend Jacob and that's what's important for your

you took his build, you took his building crush. Pretty much two people together. That's what counts. Well, you should have made a move. She's right downstairs. Where the fuck were you guy? I've been in there. He was he was planning his mark.

He was picking his mark. He didn't know that you're best friend we've never heard of. Who did a favor for you once and now you call him a buddy. Just hung out a month ago at the peak quarry early show at the paramount. Interesting. Another thing that had nothing to do with you necessarily that you happen to be. I think this guy just knows you can get yours free ticket plug. That's a good point. I think he just shows up. He's like, whoa, he winks, gives you a little nudge, you know, it gives you a little swirly song like, you look great in Newcastle. You want tickets? I can get you tickets.

You shouldn't be trying to set this guy up, Lou. Damn. I know. Jacob's going to, I don't know. It's trying to help you. He goes, tickets are pretty tight and then he went, Oh All right, I'll see what I could do. Oh my god When you do you be mine I swear to God when you do that it just fucking does something to me Oh my god, you meant me like garlic butter. Oh my god speaking of garlic butter. He's taking over a fakasha Oh, here's tickets to see Pete You need more tickets. We just have out the Pete at the Peacory Ellie show that you probably got them tickets too. All right, all that aside. Did you get him tickets? Oh, you did. You got him tickets to the peak. We didn't hang out the Peacory

Ellie show. Did you get him? He had to. I promise you that told somebody. I want to go see my favorite comedian, Peacory Ellie. So I got to take, I got to go with this guy. He's going to come with me. He would give me tickets. He thinks we're friends. He got tickets from you. Yeah, I went with him Of course you did He was just hanging out the peak Corey always show he wanted to go to the peak Corey always show you have to go with him from the get there Oh, dude Wow, I mean it's a coincidence that he found her on hinge and we know her I did what is wrong with two young Found her on hinge and we know her I did what is wrong with two young

Handsome people I'm still stuck back on finding stuff back on the idea. You're calling just saying he's a friend I think he's not well, then I wish you would stop texting me Because he's why he's getting he gets everything he wants from you. Yeah, dude. You're ticket master to him Your boys dreamboat he gets free tickets to his favorite comedies show you know what Lou would be real cool if you gave me that medtat right now in lugo so I don't know I've had this medtat for quite a long time and he's like wait on you he's like oh you know what you would look at a medtat he probably believes that he's doing you the favor by showing up to your show he's like you know what I got to owe this guy one. He lays in bed. Yeah. Give me tickets for me in this pig. I'm fucking and and I'll come. I'll come to your show. He goes, Hey, who was that guy dressed up making

everyone laugh that little clown? Yeah. I don't like him. And then Jen's like, I know, I'm that's Jacob. I hope he's me. I hope he talks me to batteries. Yeah, I'm bringing this little act in slud I met over there off Broadway. Quite the opposite. He texted me how much he likes her and that she could be the one. Did he really say that?

She could be the one. I'll show you the text. Jacob, I rolled my eyes big time. Yeah, Jacob, you did a tumble sauce with your eyes. For radio, I just rolled my eyes. She could be the one. Yeah, you did a full summer Sunday night. And they called it poppy love.

Oh, God. Glue wants to be there for the first time he sings to her. Us his bride. Cheers on my pillow. Won't you lay your head? I tell you, I used to go watch that. I fucking love it. Alabert Showcase was probably a pedophile

that dreamed to watch when I was young. It was just, Al Albert Showcase was the local show. I know they have these in a lot of places, but in Philly it was the local show where an old man in a tuxedo shows you children tap dancing and stuff, and then he'll crew in a few songs while they sing. The girl I dated right after high school

was at that time currently still a dancer for Al Alberts. And I went to a couple Atlantic City where they performed like they tapped dance. Like her and his dance crew like that tapped dance behind him while he's like three coins in the fountain. Which one will the fountain last? It's talentless. He was 85 years old and singing just like he was when he was 30 because it doesn't take anything to sing that. Well guess what? You can play Lou right out of his basket like a fucking snake charmer with some fucking doob. Damn Lou, you want to be Italian so bad? I don't. I really don't really.

Pean Sebastian affiliation, the Jersey boys guy. Jen Hito, you want to be a matchmaker? It all adds up to me. They found each other. I don't know to do it. But you're fostering a lot of your fault. Why are you trying to facilitate? Yeah, what are you doing? What does it got to? What does it mean to you? That's love got to do with you I wish in the best what is this hat? Why are you? Bending over backwards for this so much. It's gonna be great when little go sorry, man

I can't get you to take this guy. I honestly didn't even know what the show was so he doesn't care about the show. He doesn't care All right, he's out You know, I want him there. All right, he's in. I don't want him there Jacob, what if we don't tell you? Jacob, what if we just don't tell you what if he's is there? They're there. They're there But I'm a performer then Yeah, you come walk the mode every time What if j came out?

I want to do op this. I want to do op battle this guy. Maybe we just have him on the show and do it. I want to show this guy what's up with my do op. Let's bring him in studio. Yeah, it's literally like music to hook and mush your finger through ground beef to make beef stew? Order remember a girl that died in a car accident

Yeah, it's white tank top with food stains all over it music. Yeah Smoking a cigarette looking at the moon rock It's needed it's need a shave music. Yeah Snapping on a fucking on a front porch. Yeah, so as of right now, let's say he's out. Wink, Nudge. I'll wink, wink, Nudge, wink. What do you love to do up? You want him there, but he doesn't deserve to be there.

Cause you want him to be there. I get you. You want, could I jigger? No, I'm just saying, I know you want him there for the comedy, he doesn't deserve to be there. What if he brought another date? Would she still be allowed to come? Why would you know about it then? Well, what if she bought it online shows up? What what why would I be upset with that?

Because she gets somebody else to to go through back channels to get them tickets like I don't know, like somebody, some King and Queen are coming to the show. Why, who did he go to? He's been asking me all day, like I'm gonna, like I'm gonna go and work my magic for this. But he specifically tells you he goes, Hey, Jen and her date, I'm friends.

I'm the first person he told this to. We're like, hey, Jen and my friend, my friend's been digging out Jen, the girl from downstairs. Black, I'm the ticket. Anyway, can they come? Anyway, go go and buy your buddies, Luke. He can't come. I told you the tickets are gone, but you want to go back to Lou for a Liz for a couple extra seats. It's so close. You win. You've won nothing You didn't win the girl by being so petty correct It's true. I think you wanted to set Jacob by asking Jacob Specifically like it feels like you were being petty. I didn't think he would feel this way

I would do that like this because you know a house you know you have to ask Liz Or you could have checked in with me, but you went to Jacob that seems like kind of shitty. No, I didn't think of I didn't know Jacob was so for Lauren. I'm not This became a bit for the air because it was told in front of Dan So of course it became a 40 minute minute. But I was going to brought up some personal shit and I wouldn't tear it out. I was content with just saying I said this to Lou. I said, why am I helping them? First off, it wasn't just like black. Can you get my back on this? It

wasn't just one sentence for there. Like, why am I helping you this guy? They were getting into Dan. That's was before at the the office Oh, okay, then it became because he kept pushing Damn the odd thrupple coming soon big Jim you're leaving money on the table odd thrupple get it going Jacob on sleep next to Lou Anybody can do it. It's really it's that easy I Anybody can do it. It's really it's that easy Jacob just read

Your friend is talentless lose a talentless hack Jacob's mad at himself right now. Yeah, he is he's mad at not pulling that trigger on Jen Yeah, he's like why did I not ask that girl out on a fuck? Grown your grotesque shaved your head. We told you do you look my head like she likes He's shaved your head. We told you do your look my head like she likes That's damn it. Jacob except this guy. This guy's probably got a fucking head of hair Why don't you win her back with the form it does he have a head of hair? He's probably got let's look up Fuck it. Oh, you want to see what he looks like? Jay you want to see you? Can we bring it up can black Lou bring it up on the one? I'm just picturing my head DJ Lou. I want to get him with one of the 1950s like guy wigs

I'm super shiny hair I'm gonna snap his fingers and smoke a cigarette to stupid do-op A you know in my part a teen that new Jersey they call me hot rod Lou Yeah, it's just Beverly wants we've been even Jen for like years Very nice Here you go For fuck sake

He looks exactly the way you thought he was gonna look black look. Yeah, I can't yeah I don't see you solving crimes on NBC like this fucking best friend of mine. He's a cop on the show actually know he was a bad guy Hi, I'm a Melissa. Why are we a bottom? Hi Melissa? Wow Lou one he's not your friend too Very unlikeable face. Mm-hmm. Oh My god, it's unlikable face. Mm-hmm. Oh my god, it's a very unlikable face. Who is my girlfriend? I'm not allowed to have friends.

Why can I have fucking friends? He's not. Your girlfriend doesn't like him. She doesn't like him. She doesn't like anybody! I'll tell you this. She likes me. She likes me.

She likes me. She likes me very much, I believe. She loves me. Actually, she did like him. She did like him. She loves Jacob. She really likes Dan a lot. I mean, she loves all of us. I believe

Um, and if she doesn't like this part, you don't take her you don't take her women's intuition at all She did like him. We hung out. We all want to be Corielli show Yeah, but she didn't love him. You said she doesn't like anybody I mean She's uh She's a hard judge a character Yeah, she probably hates do op. She probably make her listen to it.

Like, we find a video him sing while you make your cancer rolls. Hey, I put the American a cheese of slices on top of the the jazz station to tuna fish. You gotta let the globs settle. You're yelling. It's gonna mess up the globs. The globs got us. Yeah, yeah, you gotta get the globs. It's gonna mess up the glove. The glove of God is gay.

You gotta get the glove of God. That's the glove of God. The goop of the glove. Om nom nom nom nom nom. Thanks for those tickets. Now please get out the way. I ain't gonna hang it. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Now I'm done. Yeah, dude. I don't gonna hang it. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. You now I'm Yeah, I don't know. I don't know if we you know, I know I Could side with both, but I understand where Jacob's coming from But for comedy I want to do up there. I want them there so bad Does him the first one is the first one is an interview you could probably get him singing Don't give away who he is with an interview. Oh yours clown. I'll say who you watch a clip, but you could also

I also definitely want to hear him sing. I want to hear him sing so bad What if he wins you over Jay? He's going. He was the star of Jersey boys. He was the main guy. He was Frankie. No, not Frankie Valley. The other guy. Yeah. The main person is Frankie Valley. No, no, Frankie Valley was not the main person. He's the star in Jersey boys, but he earned what? The band. Frankie Valley in the four seasons. Yeah. Right. That's what it's about, but the guy behind the band is not Frankie Valley. The main character.

The one that was like, it was pretty crazy growing up, but Jersey in the 40s. I couldn't have a black friend. That's who does it? Who does he play winter? I see. I see. I'm spring. And that's summer and fall.

And for the Frankie Valley. Frankie that's Frankie. Hey summer Is this him he's not coming Did you text him just now that's come? I got me feeling bad that maybe he does just one tickets Well, we're not trying to make you feel bad. We're trying to show you the truth. Yeah, so what the guy just uses you sometimes It's nice to know when you're getting used. Yeah Christine this is the one you're doing this the London theater is West end He's from Long Island. He's not I'm not controlling this. Oh, that's

Yeah, you're Oh, that's not me. I have my hands on my face. Actually, Lou said he's in the off-probably production of it. Right. He's not even on Jersey boys bomb a bomb a bang a dang-dang a bingadong thing a local theater Yeah, I don't know there wasn't an off-Broadway Jersey make a dough Yeah, there you go Jersey boys still going strong off Broadway. Yeah, that's hilarious. Oh boy. I said off Broadway before I know I know, but it is funny. It's off-Broad. This is a high school production It does sting. No, and it's off-road this is a high school production it does sting no and it's off Broadway Christine's high school had a better production I we had a really good theater department let's go see if this is him oh hang on we're using different YouTube humiliating Where cuz you're signed in yeah, it is weird Broadway got rid of it

Is your boy or your boy? No, these are these are different jackoffs There how many productions of the show are there? Yeah, it's like the office. There's a different one in every country Well, where is he which one does he do it? Everybody can do it off Broadway where? Yeah, anywhere do we just in our backyard it takes nothing He's not still he's not still in the production But if he was right he got booted out No, he quit he quit he did it for like three years. Oh. Three years.

Three years off Broadway of Jersey Boy. He's still going. He's still going. That can't make money. He left on top. That's him. Yeah, off Broadway. Off Broadway Jersey Boy's is like,

my little Tony and Tina's wedding. If I was gonna go to fucking medieval times, please see it a meal. I've seen better singing at medieval times. I've got a better time in the theater at fucking watching nights, chance. All right, I think we've decided this. He doesn't get tickets.

No, he's using you Italians lose again Dan why can't we call why can't okay no I do feel bad that he does not gonna get to see the show or he do could still get a ticket yeah but that's one second yeah I could find one Yeah, I could find one. You're the king maker. Why are you the gatekeeper? Tell your friend he goes, I don't know if it helps at all, but you can't come, but she can. Just got news from the boss. He just got word from upstairs. She asked you for tickets, Lou?

No. He did. That'd be cheating, Jacob. I can't talk to girls She said I really want to go to show to him and then he contacted you Hey, he goes, oh, I got just the guy You know what I think I suggested it I'm certain you did she doesn't know the show either. You know what? She doesn't know the show either What are we doing? Then what are we even doing either of them want to take you offering tickets to people that don't care? Well, I figured I want to be able to go off Broadway whatever I want

Well, I made my girlfriend a fan out of nowhere. She didn't listen before she maddening her neither be to know about the show Also also you admitted a month ago that Michelle listens to everything on Faction Talk except us. Oh yeah, you're right. She's not a fan either. Is anybody a fucking fan? I don't know, it's so loud. Hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang it, hang than coming to the show. Can we say this as a no? Yeah. I can go to the no now because neither of them really care that much. They didn't know the show existed. He pushed us on them. Yeah, no.

That's a no for me too, dog. Yeah. DJ Lou, you really wanted them to go. Get them a hotel room afterwards. Get them a hotel room. Didn't pay for the show dinner in the room. Anything else to do? I'm like this was a fuck you to Jacob.

Yeah, I was not thinking a fuck you to Jacob. Yeah. I was not thinking of my other friend Jacob. I- Oh, guys, we were anyone to fuck him over. My lesser friends. You guys didn't know I'm a part-time cupid? Guys, I love love. And that's just my problem.

Hey Melissa. Hey Melissa. Let's say our first break, we're going to be right back. Uh, big J. How many leads do we have, Daniel? In LA. I am in New York. We have three. Yes We're taking a break Yes, we are We'll be there we'll be right Bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bummeda bum BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB It is a bonfire Hey, we've been...

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