The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Down For Love

Episode Date: August 15, 2023

Jay binge-watches a show about special people searching for love.

I'm Bobby Kelly and it's Big J. Ocarson. We're actually a full radio show on Series XM, not just a podcast. For full episodes of the Bonfire, you can listen on the Series XM app. Go to seriesexm.com slash Bonfire for a special offer. And now the Bonfire with Big J. Ocarson and Robert Kelly. Well, I don't have time for shit today. I always forget that and then I see it and do Lou is jittery. I looked up and my headphones on look over Lou to give them like the let's do it. Let's bring let's bring comedy to the people and he

wasn't there. He's behind me yelling at Jacob pointing at a post it that's got gibber jabber all over it. The bonfire. Hey what's up? It's Monday starting this week off Roy. It's Sunday. It is. It's Monday starting this week off Roy. It's fun day. It is fun day. I Pick this song this version for a very particular reason If you're not allowed to say retard Then you can't Allow a show But I binge last night to happen

Bobby show that I binge last night to happen. Bobby. Yes, Christine. Dranking a new show last night called Down for Love on Netflix. Downspelred large letters stretched across the other two words. stretched across the other two words. It is because make no mistake, most of the people on this dating reality show have Down syndrome. And if they don't have Down syndrome, they have like, you know, took a baseball to the head kind of stuff. Head injury.

Just like not like intellectually slow or whatever, and a bunch of down syndrome people, and they talk about their adults, and they're varying degrees of, say it's intelligence, Christine, varying degrees of intelligence. And it looks like one of the most difficult things in the world to do is fine too.

That is, because some of them are like really high functioning, but when they say yes to a date to a picture of someone who has the face, they show up and then like, you know, one's like, oh, I thought we'd go play miniature golf because it makes it such a fun thing to do on a first date and we get to talk on the other person. It's like, go play miniature golf because it makes it's such a fun thing to do on a first date and we get to talk in the other person It's like yay man at your golf and and you see to watch one down syndrome person be like oh God like they're rolling their eyes at them. It's a

Confusing show emotionally yeah, and so many I watched it. I put it on right away, I go, these shows are so disgusting to do because you're like, you're showing it for the reason of like spectating. If you're gonna say this is for the good to show people that everyone's the same and everyone has feelings, I get that thing, but like, I don't know, it should be like privately for people with that, like to make this a that thing, but like, I don't know. It should be like privately for people with that,

like to make this a public thing, that 99% of people watching it are not down syndrome or mentally challenged people. It's people watching it for the spectacle of it. Yeah, because they don't get TVs. Right, and then I realize after a while that I'm watching it, I've never said no, no, no, more of my life while watching a show, because they're

treating them like puppies. It's like puppy therapy. And you find yourself too. Me and Christina are falling in love with these couples and rooting for them, even though ones a little more were tormented than the other one. Hi, functioning. Oh, less functioning. Less functioning were tormented than the other one. And then they, uh, and like, they're setting them up the fuck and it was, they're so damn like, you know, I, you know, I live with six retarder guys for three years. The billbearer. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I lived in Boston. Oh, yeah, I have heard this, but please fill me. It's when I I had my foster father and I had to leave because we weren't getting along and my ex-girlfriend live worked with mentally retarded people like Down syndrome short in a house and

In the same town I was living in and there was a position open for an overnight So what that is is basically you live with them. Yeah, you live with the there was a position open for an overnight. So what that is is basically you live with them. Yeah. You live with the, there was six. Do you sleep there? You sleep there, you get a bedroom. Do you have to wear like, like some kind of a burlap suit

in case they try to bite you in the middle of the night? No. Jacob, you're laughing away from the microphone when I said that, laugh into it, dude. It was six, six high functioning, 50 and up, 50 and up, uh, 50 year old and up, uh, men. Sounds like a Johnny Knoxville movie. And they, I lived in, I had a bedroom.

Yeah. I got free food and a hundred dollars a week. I had to be there Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. Was this hot bob? This was hot bob. So would you like bring chicks back and then sit in there and tell them all like your stories are getting pussy and stuff? I would bring chicks back and not tell there and tell them all like your stories are getting pussy and stuff? I bring chicks back and not tell them I had read I lived with retarded man

I just told them I had weird roommates really I wouldn't tell them and then they would come out There we come up Bobby Kelly and this is living with retards This is Barry Hello with retards. This is Barry. Hello. He's high functioning, dude. This is Michael. This guy will head butt you to death. This is Pete. Hi, Bob.

Hi, Bob. Hi, Bob. Bob. These are so adorable. They will. These two people. This one is getting ready to go on a date, he's an adult. And everyone he meets, he boops their nose and says,

boop, boop, boop. Dude, I used to, I had, it's adorable. But like I want one, but like that, you can't say that. It's not right, I want them for the wrong reason. I had the best time. I, of course you did. I used to put Barry on the back of my motorcycle.

But you were a king among fucking men. used to have of course you had a great time You were there Lord we used to go to the beach together and hang out like on the beach and look at chicks They look at your spine a bifidilist body Look at his back curves on normal I Took showers in front of them. This is what a god looks like dude. Drink it in. Drink it in you goofballs. When I first worked there, I used to wear bikini underwear

because that was hot bobby. Yeah. And the choice but too. When they got their clothing vouchers from the state. Yeah. They all came back with bikini underwear. They wanted to be like you. They wanted to be like me

so they were all these, you know, men with Downsend and retarded men came out with just bikini underwear on. I said, see what night bringing home chicks. Yeah. Were you allowed to bring them? None of their junk fit in the bikini. So just just a big half a nut hanging out of berries. Were you allowed to have chicks back there?

Um, because if I was, if I had my, uh, if I had my own, uh, Downs Down Syndrome kid that was living at this place and I found out hot bob was coming and walking around Bikini underwear and plowing chicks and probably bummed out. Yeah, I was allowed to bring, because it was my apartment. Was it all guys? It was a three family home. There was a regular family lived in the top floor. We were going to go husband and wife and kids.

And we had to- Regular, I get it. So we had the first floor and the second floor, three lived on the first floor. Do you have to make sure they don't fuck? You had to make sure. Well, my first week there, you know, do you have to do a spring with water like cats?

No, they sex to them, they don't have gay. They don't know what gay is. They don't know. A whole is a whole. Yeah, they just sex and sex and they don't give a shit. Yeah, you know what I mean? The first work there I the first we got lucky lucky sons of bitches Do you know what is the funniest takeaway when they go like because I've said this to I go man Like like mentally challenged people look so Happy all the time and it really is because yeah, that's the that's the only great part about it

They were fucking great. They were they were so fun to be around and I actually did a comedy show me bur in Patrice for them and to raise money for whatever Place I was working for what you do jingle? You charged them money to come to the show and then you put their money on them? They got to come for free, but we raised money. But they didn't have a microphone, so they had a lavalier. So I remember Patrice had a hold,

the little microphone up and tell his jokes. He was so pissed at me. But they were, I mean, they laughed at everything. Of course. They had some. They don't have another speed. They had a good time. It's tragic sorrow or complete elation.

But we fell in love with a couple last night that there been more happy for two people. And they just sit, they just sit on a bed or in a room. Like now they're kissing. They moved on the kissing. Yeah. Which is pretty big. The parents are pretty stoked about it on all fronts with these kids which I like. Yeah, they're pretty normal. I mean, dude, it was weird because I thought,

no, they're not pretty normal. I thought it was gonna be worse. Like I thought it was gonna be a lot of like poop and you know weird, like I was gonna have to take care of them like a nurse. They are high functioning mentally, mentally, what is it now? When I was working on it, it went from retarded to mentally retarded.

And then it changed again to mentally challenged. I think it was a cup of coffee with doof now. You know? You know, am I wrong? I could be wrong. I could be wrong. I lived in Philly. I could be wrong.

They may have lied to me. My first week there, I remember, middle of the night I kept hearing, boom, boom, boom, boom. And I panicked. And I ran in. So the water sounds like. I ran into Barry's room. And he was jerking off.

Oh, and yelling your name. And I walked in, I was like, Barry, he's like, God, him, Bob! Bob, get out of here, he was just out of Giggling. He was like, God, I am. Oh, he didn't care. He thought it was hilarious. He made him pop. Yeah. Yeah. Did they have abnormally large weeners? I didn't always got

funny little joke. I had to talk to the later the next day. I was like, listen, he was, I didn't know. And she was like, no, you know, the sexually they throw at the whackoff. Yeah, they they find whoever they find attractive, attractive. What do they whack off right? Yeah, they find whoever they find attractive attractive. What do they whack off to? Well, he was whacking off to you. Yeah, I think he was whacking off to me, which in fairness, I was pretty hot at that time. You were walking around bikini underwear

and bringing back chicks. It was my fault. It was my fault. He projected himself to the woman. Me and Rogan went back there one night. Yeah. I don't know if I'll ever remember this, but we went back to my room.

I had a room. I had a room. I had a water bed. Like my room was in a little apartment. This is Boston. Yeah. And we went back to the house. I'm gonna happen. We went back with a couple girls, hung out,

had a good time. I made some cappuccinos. I wanna feel like Joe Rogan made them fear factor and stuff. Eat these dog eye balls. Okay. Whoop. Whoop. He still wanna do it. He. Whoop. Whoop. He still want to do it. He's doing it.

This is crazy. Christine, can you find the couple? Do you have the trailer or even for it? I do have the trailer. This is. It's emotionally draining the show. I feel I'm so happy for them and I feel like we're being shitty. Like they put them in a zoo.

Really? Yeah. I really do. I don't know, something about it's like it's so, it like an equal amount of people that go, like I'm the perfect example of the, I think it's beautiful watching these two sit on a bed, and they just keep saying the same thing

back and forth with each other. It would go on for hours. Oh yeah. They just go, he's like, you're my beautiful angel princess and she goes, you're my beautiful angel prince. And he's like, you're my beautiful angel princess and she goes, you're my beautiful angel prince. And he's like, you shimmer like the sun. You shimmer like the sun, and I love you.

And I love you too. They also, the second they see each other, when they know, because by the way, the one that's like pretty smart keeps falling into like, she shows up and it's a guy who's like banging his, you know, head with the mallet. Like Jacob just did.

Just some reason? Jacob, what happened? You just gave a soul crushing reaction. You have to tell us what that was. Your head fell into your arms on the table. What happened? You can't act like no big deal. Yeah.

I'm having trouble connecting something that I need to connect. Yeah, we'll talk about retarded people that say the same thing over and over again for hours. And I'm also cleaning up, lose, Mishmash that he created, I was gonna say, mess, lose about the climb over the table with no cigarettes in his body right now. It's an easy fix if you just give it back to me.

Oh, made Jake up your turn. He wrote seven live reads. Not one of them has a time time stamp or a number on it. So I mean, pick which paper you want to read. Lou, I'm the senior producer here. You love a job with me. And you're fucking post it. Oh, I've been here 22 years.

I'm no dummy. I've been here for 10 years. Can you get that a drop? Can we have that a second? I've been here for 10 years can you get that a drop can we have that I've been working here guys remember for 10 years Jacob hold up that post notes of obviously just sorted out from that wow holy shit dude because you're a hunt you know you guys need I think you guys need some downs for love. Yeah, give it a little How does that not bite her in the ass Look at this little check out these

Check out these goofballs in this trail. They're so adorable. Oh, Jesus Christ. They let this one with their adorable. You call them goofballs. Yeah. Yeah, you know, some of them are goofballs. I don't mean that in a bad way. I think down's face is the most adorable thing ever.

Yeah, it's got levels. For sure. Yeah, there's a, there's a, there's a, there's a no point intended spectrum of different tweaks and things that make it alright and all right. Peaks of valleys of down, down the valleys. But the two of the fell in love. This one kids, uh, neck is wider than his ears and goes all

of the dynamic shoulders and he finds love. That's the one right away. They just tell each other. They love each other almost a second they meet. Mm-hmm. That's the one right away. They just tell each other. They love each other. Almost a second they meet. It's pretty great. It hits really important to find love because that makes you human. I'm looking for love of our girl who is

brilliant, intelligent, beauty, kind of. Not this guy, Pausik Christine. The guy you're listening right now is Carlos Santhani. He is top tier in the downs world. I didn't even know if fully he had downs. I thought he was just tiny Hispanic guy, but he has Down syndrome.

He is really into this all takes place by the way in New Zealand and overseas. Okay, because I was gonna say, I didn't know if that was downs or she was English. Both. She's both, okay. Both things are happening. It's New Zealand, I believe, but they teeth situation on the show, I don't know if that's

related to dare, I say, mental issues and body problems with that. Or if this is just foreign teeth because this guy here is into a girl who is a model, a downed model, I believe, or some problem she has. She's super nimble stuff and she's got a jaw like Stan from American dad. It's pretty crazy. It's the strongest jaw I've ever seen on a woman. She doesn't talk at all, but he loves her. And he writes her a poem that Christine points out 10 times better than the poem that Lewis wrote to his girlfriend years ago. The poem, the Liegenstgang's poem, episode 19, if you want to revisit that anybody, please send your mom a

pop up man could be funny, generous and kind. Go back to her. Go back to her for a second. Bring up a picture of Gizmo close up. She looks like Gizmo and I think She's so adorable. She's very adorable. They're all so adobo so fun. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, and they just want to fuck That they're adults and they want to fuck. She does look just like gizmo. She looks exactly like gizmo Christine just realized it doesn't like it, but has to admit it. She looks like gizmo. Christine just realized it doesn't like it but has to admit it. She looks like Gizmo for sure.

Be funny if you if you fed her after midnight if you just became normal. He got her wet. All you have to do is throw in some water. It's a trick to it. It's this girl and her new boyfriend are the most adorable thing on the show by far, Christine, right? The one just has enough bad dates with guys who are more retarded than her until she just quits and goes lesbian. The last episode we haven't watched yet, she's going lesbian. You know, it was and kind. Louis could even score us two handy caps. Down syndrome and lesbian. Damn, man, good luck at the job wherever in the middle of the country you live

This motherfucker huh rewind that for a second he goes. I like him like fit slim and blonde like all right dude All right beggars can be choosers Man could be funny users. Man could be funny, generous and kind. If you're young, slim and blonde. By the way, it's not what he ends up with. He ends up with a woman who has armpit hair and burn marks like Freddy Krueger on her body.

But that might be fit in his world. It's not blonde. Okay. She could have been blonde before the burns. Okay. You know what? I'm not going to take the negative end on this because I think this show is beautiful and so tragic that they're doing this to them. This is the smartest person on the show.

I'm gonna take a side. I'm down below. They send her on dates with this guy. They made him say the title of the show. Yeah, this guy and some saying is what shows up. Like he's this guy's going to like eat something like these not supposed to there. Like the mini golf club or something where they're playing the windowsill. I think they go and play what's that game called cricket?

Croquet. They were playing Croquet with the mallets hitting the ball through the little squares on the ground. They were playing that and like she was just doing it, like any normal person would, and I mean he's coming in way on it, and he's like, first of all, liability, given these two mallets and just sending them off to, by themselves, by the mom's drink wine

and talk about how hard it's been doing this. So is the mom's the parents are in it too? Oh yeah, they're adults. You know, these kids are all adults. So it's them, you know, they get it. They want to fuck. They get it. These kids want to fuck.

I worked with elderly guys like 50 and up to 68. Really? How was the guy whacked off to you? He was 50, 52 I think. That's flatteringacked off to you? He was 52, I think. That's flattering, then. Thanks, yeah, it was. It's flattering. Wasn't the, uh, the oldest one was like 68, Charlie.

Yeah, he would jug off to anything. He seemed stuff. Yeah. He was 68 when you were young. So I did scene shit. Yeah, it sucks that they're all. Not around anymore. Do you know that?

Well, because they, yeah. You go to all our funerals. Close it. One bus crash. You left and they tried to take the bus at night by themselves. I don't think I know. They saw that movie, the dream team and figured they're going to go see a socks game. Was that the socks?

Or was it New York? They were in the dream team. I have photos. I did a photo class because I was in art school and I had to take photos. I took photos of all of them for my final assignment. Or did you just take one picture and just copy it six times? Come on, Bobby.

Come on, Bobby. I found the pictures. I'll bring them in. Jacob's is looming in such a bad mood. He's got a bad energy man. He's got like, I mean, it's, he's, he's, he's fresh. He came over to me and changed papers twice.

People think sometimes we're like mean to Jake and they get very defensive, which I love. I love that people love Jacob. Jacob has mentioned this weekend several times to me how much people love Jacob. But Jacob does things like that. Like hits his elbows and head into his hands. Like, everything's falling to pieces.

And then we go, what? He has more, he has an energy of like, do the show guys. You're like, we're human, man, it's in a room. And my friend just put his head in his hands. He has the temperament of a downs person. And then you find out, then you find out the thing is the, the reads weren't numbered.

Wow. I mean, at the end of the day, somebody will read it. I'll fucking pick one up and read it. Wow, they're gonna get read. Wow, man. Woof. This is the lose. This is the time of the day somebody will read it. I'll fucking pick one up and read it. Wow. They're gonna get red Wow man woof This is the lose this is the time of quitting cigarettes were lose Where you may lose his job every day? He's like, I don't give a fucking anymore. I had a handle on it yesterday, and then this is the stress test

And I don't have a handle on shit. I want to smoke three at once. Now you're good dude. You quit. You're done Bob gives a best pep talks once now you're good dude you quit you done Bob gives a bet best pep talks I know but still it's mental he's doing great but Bobby's the only one who text text me is like how you doing today do it means the world it's really you killing it I gotta be honest with you at a crazy weekend and I forgot you quit you got your own march bro. But as soon as I saw you, I'm not a bunch of death. Jesus, I'm not. I'm not. You're not.

Um, play a little more of this. We all want love, companionship, and affection to love and be loved. Will you be my boyfriend? Oh, she gets on her knee to ask him if he'll be her boyfriend. He goes, yeah, I think that'll be good. They met 20 minutes before and started bowling. And then she got on her knee and asked him to be her boyfriend.

Christine almost melted. She almost fell to pieces on that one. If you were gonna cry, that was the one, right? It was very sweet. Where was it one the other two? So they loved each other the second they met at the lovey golf. I love when the girl, yeah, when the girl was like,

I really like you. It was so cute. I love when the girl, yeah, when the girl was like, I really like you. It was so cute. I'm with Christine. I have a, I'll cry. Retarded people make me so happy. It reminds me when I live with them, when I see them have them. I could absolutely cry at this if I wasn't feeling the, like I cried the movie the other sister, almost for the same exact reason I would cry at this.

This though, I think they're being exploited. That's what I'm saying. I feel like they're filming them like a, like a, like a terrarium to watch these people interact. And it's, because here's the thing, there's so much funny. There's some, they take, they make two of them go take a dancing class and they let the goofiest of the goofy on the show, uh, dip a woman and of course she falls and hits the ground immediately.

He falls on top from like yo That's fucked up to teach him dips. No worse And we remember the first he goes oh we hear you're a dancer and he goes yeah on tiktok And they're like show us some of your mood and then just you know They just tards out on the floor flip it and flop and around like a dead fish and then it gets you know He just humps the air a bunch and they're like, oh really good and she is smart enough to know, oh you just look at the full. The other person was like, oh man, he's one of those. Like she gets it too much.

This one same exact problem on her first date. She goes out with a guy and she keeps saying he's love. It's the same guy, right? It's the goofiest kid. She keeps saying he's lovely, he's lovely. But it's like, would you? They're always like, yeah, and I'll be as it's so funny when a girl who's like eyebrows, like grow to her mustache goes like, I'm happy. I'm good to be friends. Like she's being picky. And I dig that. Yeah, they are. They do. When I live with them, they did like Barry would call.

There was guy Lenny and he would just repeat, high-bop, high-bop, how you doing, bop, bop, bop, bop, high-bop, high-bop, high-bop, high-bop, high-bop, over and over and the other guy, Barry would be like, shut up, shut up, stop it, he just said, and I'm like, relax. And you can't really go, dude, you know, he's retarded. Now, if you don't mind me, I'm gonna go take off this bikini underwear and plow this chick. That's Joe Rogan, everybody, do's retarded. Now, if you don't mind me, I'm gonna go take off this bikini underwear and plow this chick.

That's Joe Rogan, everybody. Do whatever he says. I want you guys to zipline. That's, it is interesting. The levels and they, and they don't like, there's gotta be so many, I mean, they like to be normal. They like, they don't like to, they all had jobs, they would wake up

and we would call them. Well, I think the ones that are like to be normal. They don't like to, they all had jobs, they would wake up and wake up and we were talking. Well, I think the ones that are able to be normal, get bummed out that they are categorized the same exact way as someone who can like, you know, need someone to hold their hand. Sure. The girl, this girl here has it together. And the guy they send her out with,

send multiple people out with, goes and puts his hand, he does like the woman's position of the arm under the arm on them right away. He's also boobs their nose, the second he meets them several times. It's like,

I would love to have that guy around here, right now to boop, Jacob. Something's the boop, Jacob's nose. Yes, for sure. Come here for one second. Come here, just let me boop your nose. Jacob, you want us to hire a feel good down syndrome kid to boop your nose every once in a while?

Well, you need one idea. I'm good now, it's all settled. You sure? You don't need a little boop? No. What happened? Lou Stray and you shit out. Made you chump, made you fucking back off like a pussy?

I straighten his shit out. Yeah, you got my posted note because, woof, my roadmap. That posted note, those, I get it by the way. When I do like roasts, I always bring it on like the notes of the people, they me like I'd never have it like organized Well, but you get it right it's to me for sure as long as it's good. It's done. Louis. All the matters Jacob over here cracking the whip

You know what you guys it's detention here's a lot Christine give us a little bit of a therapy retards, please So person isn't always easy. The tip of the die, which you do has a princess. That's the couple. It's freaking me out because I've only known American, mentally retarded people, so to hear the English accent. Yeah, their accent suck and they have speech impediments. It still, it sounds a little more sophisticated.

It does. Yeah, yeah, there's like Hello, these little regal easily little regal sillies Well, one of the guys it's on New Zealand, but one of the guys almost has like a Spanish accent It was so funny. He's Spanish. It didn't dawn on me that like somebody with Down syndrome would be bilingual But he must be not that accent. I'm such a piece of shit. I didn't know other countries had retarded people. I thought we had that. That was straight up here in Russia

because of any just nuclear stuff. The differently abled. Is that what it is? I believe so. That's what we call differently. Okay. I wish they would come up with a cooler word. Retarded was just a great word.

Not in comedy. These are all these are great. But in real life, sure. What is it differently able to do stupid term? It's too wordy. I don't think you have to say disabled. Mentally challenged is fine. Who gives a shit?

Whatever it is. They're fine. The people who worry the least about this is them. Of course. Yeah. Because they Their retarded Wouldn't have signed off on this show if I was in some executive's I'm like this is fucking shitty to do It's like by the way not the look them going on dates and

Be in a wheelchair is so adorable, but I'm watching it like a perv almost like an emotional perv Yeah, well be great if there was just some sort of like, you know, public work where it's like they helped, you know, mentally challenged people, meet up, get to know each other all that. To film it, it seems like every decision is being made. Like, I don't think any of them are making the decisions. I think it's their parents or their caretakers.

So, of course, we're laughing at how they're dressed and when they fall, they're giving you, but it's not supposed to be It's not funny because the guy's a dickhead on this dating show and you want to see him each shit because he's like a cocky douche And they're all just the sweetest and you're just showing them do stuff. Let's like look at him. Look look how excited they get about this painting Look at their on the beach they can't believe it. They feed them fish. They both say they like fishing chips Look at their on the beach they can't believe it they feed them fished what they both say they like fishing chips Like what do you like to eat and it goes like fish and chips? He goes I like fish and chips too and they have a beach picnic where they bring out fish and chips on the beach and it just films the meaning finsist

But the way they plop on the thing and they go come fade They're retarded you're filming them to laugh at them. What do you expect? I expect to go out and just grab a fish with his mouth. Yes, bring it back to her. Absolutely. I think it's all said to pull on people's heartstrings, not just to laugh at them.

Only a high functioning female, a differently abled person. Differently abled. Seems to have the capacity to know that like, our levels are different and it's not gonna work. They seems like at best, they're always accepting someone a little bit like goofier than they are.

You know what I mean? Yeah. Because I feel like a girl who's too goofy to get it. Differently abled to get it. I don't know what the words are Let's just go with that goofy is funny. How about we just go with goofy. Yeah, two goofy like to get it Like they I don't know. It's just like you feel like they're just going all right

But he is really nice, but I will say this I've never no such thing as a bad date with two of them that are below the level They come back right away like wait for an girl for an they go I will never gonna see them again they go okay moving on Like they're forever now. No never again. Okay They think no because you didn't know that every day is a new day for them. Did you know that no way? It's like fifty-fifty it's like fifty-first dates. it. For a second I was like, is there something to that? I sort of think if I heard that before, is every day a Zigg to live in Grandmothers' Day? No, I know some.

No. No. No, maybe watch this. She's adorable. The island is living with Down syndrome as they go on a series of dates. I have some blood to flow from a stomach right now. Use grop up well. Exploring the ups and downs of romance. If their date comes wrong, I might cry.

And the complexity of relationships. Brutal. Do you two want to have children? No. In the search, true. They're pretty good. Could they have...

If two mentally challenged people who had sex and she got pregnant, could they have a regular baby? You want to find out? You know, maybe because, look. What do you and Nazi scientists, to breed them? Two people without DownZooners have a show, send her a baby, right? Christine, heck in the mainframe, find out for the former police. That'd be wild. I mean, that'd be a good movie.

Just two mentally challenged people have a normal kid that's like six, four in plays for like a basketball team. There was a great Bob and Tom, not Bob and Tom, Jesus. Wow. Mr. Show great Bob and Tom, not Bob and Tom, Jesus. Wow. Mr. Show with Bob and Dave, did that sketch with that. I think it was like his parents were retarded, but he wasn't. And it was just him normal going to school

and like opening up his school lunch and it was just like forks and knives and ziploc bags. Like only and he's just like, and everybody makes fun of them. They dress, you know, they take him school clothes shopping and tell him what's good and it's just like crazy clothes. You math homework and they just give you a Rubik's cube. It was really funny.

That's pretty. But that's because it's making a joke, it's making light of a situation. It's, this is such a serious real thing of their lives. I don't know. I think it's fucked up showing it, but I had to watch it, which I know I'm just saying I'm in the ladder of bad people, though. Next time you're watching this text me, I was home alone last night. Oh really? This would have just looking for something. So what a drug you ain't. You can show this to Don. Oh, I had 100%. You can show this to her tonight. Tear through it. I think, you got to what I did, and it makes it nice and easy.

You don't need to backstories. The backstories, enough in the thing. Just scroll through the thumbnails until you see their meeting up for a date. I didn't get any backstories on anybody. I just watched the dates or the couples that were already together, they were showing. It's pretty wow that she had on a horse.

That's wild that she was just on a horse. Downing around. Yep. That's the highest functioning one. By far and wide, the highest functioning one. Would you get in a helicopter if one was flying it? They flew a helicopter in this. They go up on a helicopter ride, which I say,

the waiver stack of papers for that must have been astronomical. I mean, don't make any launch plans. You're gonna be signing papers for a while. Are you having fun? We're going upside down. I'm saying down. I'm in love. I love you. I love, they just sit on the bed and just keep, they the same words of each other and add a thing on you My shining prince says my shining prince and shining armor

You're my shining star in this guy that I love to see bright am I right Christine looks at each other We're like we don't even like each other. I think if this is what love is Yeah, Christine don't have it. Yeah, I look over a dawn. She's just on her phone. I Will tell you this maybe for the first time in phone. I will tell you this maybe for the first time in months in our own bed last night. After we watch the show, Christine moved the dog. Give you a sloppy blowjob. No, she moved the dog out of the way and she so we can lay like big spoon, little spoon for the first time because we were that touched by these little yeah, therapy. So a bright end, this is, ha ha ha ha ha.

That's how they're being treated? I mean, dude. That's how they're being treated. That's what they're saying to do with them. The show works. You're gonna bet yourself. Yes. Feel good about yourself.

Feel good about yourself. I go, oh, good, good. For, you know, in my life, I should feel better about my life. Feel it. Yeah, you have a normal sized tongue. Ha ha ha ha. Since you've got Dawkins, you've used her as a wedge in bed

Christine uses her as a wedge Christine will not separate from that dog at night. It's not gonna happen She needs to be touching it. Oh, but she's in between the both of you not yeah, every night between us. Yeah, every night the dog is between you 100% of nights except last night Huh, sometimes she said the foot of the bed if she's the foot of the bed Christine grabs her and pulls her against her will in between us both It'd be super fun to be new pussy to someone and Dawkins is new pussy And fairness Dawkins is new pussy my dog doodles as soon as I get into bed, jumps the fuck off the bed. Really? Yeah.

Oh, it's fucked off. It's off the bed. She goes right to the floor. And then I scoop up to Dawg and then Dawg violently kicks the blankets off. And then the dog comes back up and goes right between us. I roll over. Yeah.

And I get my pillow cube and hug that. Pillow cube. Pillow cube. Free plug. I don't think so. I wonder if my pillow cube and hug that pillow cube pillow cube free plug I don't think one of these pillow cube would work. They should do that with these Yeah, product placement or something. I'll tell you what's also you know about levels you good for the heads Now there's only so many activities you can get these differently ableds to do cookies differently ableds to do. Goofies? There's Goofies to do.

And Boeing seems to be three of the five of them. Boeing and Minigolf and games as such come up in the show a lot. Yeah, Darts is not good. Darts is all the table. Yeah, Darts is not good. Tell you what, a game of, you know, the big block Jenga. Yeah.

There was a big block Jenga in the first episode, and then eventually the kid who they're gonna Send in the public with a mallet and another woman Just tackles it over They're gonna send him on a date with a woman and expect him not to be weird. He is the unhappiest looking kid ever What does it say more is the two people with Down syndrome can have a baby that does not have Down syndrome there That's two people with Down syndrome can have a baby that does not have Down syndrome. There. That'd be it. Oh, Rob suck my titties.

I'm your biggest fan. Oh, that's right. He was doing an impression of a Down syndrome girl. What a piece of shit. I'm out here. Maybe he's retarded. I'm out here. I'm out here.

Gronk is goofy. For sure. 100% goofy. He has the gene. Oh, he's got, he's got, he's got, I'm out of here. I'm out of here. He really does. How about how about the word he said over and over again? Option. Option. Oh yeah. Because either run the option get the fuck out. It's always get the fuck out of there. Whatever the word is before the football word it's football word. Get the fuck out of there. I do run a fight pattern. Get the fuck out of there. I didn't run a fly pattern, get the fuck out of there.

Option, fuck out of there. I either run the option, get the fuck out of there. Option, come a quarterback, run that option, baby. I just want to be ground. I really love, I would love to watch this show because I love, down soon, I mean, mentally challenged people. Yeah. I, I, I, I, you also enjoy watching. I mean, mentally challenged people. Yeah. I, I, I, I,

like you also enjoy watching baby panda videos on YouTube and stuff. I mean, I was friends like me and Barry would hang out. Like, I was gone because you spent a little time and then you think it makes you better when you're watching it from a different, a pro eye, a train die. No, no, I'm not, I don't think it's funny

when they fall. I actually know it's because of their cerebrum problems that they have balance issues. And that's why he wasn't able to hold their arm. I acknowledge that not just that they made the two retarded people do a complicated dance so they would fall on top of each other. Me and Barry would watch TV in his room. And he would sit in his recliner. I'd sit on the edge of the bed and we watched like nighttime game shows and he had a long tongue And he would I'd put my Finger my index finger under his chin and he would Try to grab it with his tongue. Why?

I don't know. It's just a game. We play that was the game you plug and I put it on I was just sitting there and he go And he tried to hit everyone smile. He get it and wrap around my finger and I go And he go That was bearing his fift it. Everyone smiled, he'd get it and wrap around my finger and I go, ah, and he'd go, ha, ha, ha, ha. That was barring his fifties. That was barring a fiftie too, yeah. The guy whacked off to you. Yeah. Yeah, I bet you're fucking limp.

Suck your finger. I mean, I'm sort of think you're retarded, Bobby. Is that why you, Bobby was one of the retards. He thought was in a house taking care of them. And then another guy to say to other people he goes, that's Bobby. He walks around at the keeny underwear and thinks he has a great body. Just be cool. I was the highest functioning.

He thinks he knows Joe Rogan. He keeps bringing his guy home and saying it's Joe Rogan. And then going in a room and making noises like he's having sex with a woman. It's fight club, dude. You're Barry. Barry Kelly. Christine, him he was someone that silly love. Sweet.

Don't like her. What? I love her. Oh my god. I can't watch this show. I'll fucking be crying. Yeah, you're trying to pull up scenes for us, but Netflix is being a pain in the ass. Oh, it's probably clips on YouTube. Down for love. Did you get emotional at all? Yeah, I said the word no so much because I'm telling you, but my nose were, this is beautiful. You don't need to show, it's jerking yourself.

It's my same argument about like the, oh look, we had a retarded kid who's coming in because he always wanna be a boxer. So Mike Tyson's gonna take a dive with him. So just have Mike Tyson come eat him and train him had a box a little bit. Like you are treating him like a moron when you go, oh my God, you knocked out my ties.

So you think their love is fake? No, I think it's so pure. Today, to the have sex. Not so, I mean, they could be. The one big, the kid with the thick neck tells the girls, dad, we kiss now and we're going to be the fritter, together forever. You can't stop us Like he already came he thinks his job is to go tell the dad like I got it now. Yeah, and the dad just you know because they're I keep one as a goofballs, but just this a bully challenge. What is it differently? Abled that

Definitely it what does it christine differently? Abled differently able. Is that it? I keep coming back to it They see we went to that every figure we were were saying, they are like, uh, the dad's got to be like, it's a, yeah, oh, okay. All right. I'm up my hands off, buddy. I don't want any trouble. And then the kid has to sit, he sits there with a real, because he's goofy. He's sitting there with a real genuine sense of like just show your dad. What was what?

He just lives in that but they they they awesome, but they don't they have the same sexually and I mean they they have they have sexual Desires they they they're not any different than us sexually like they want a bang they want to make out They want to play with their ding things and have sex with girls and you know, they know Can there any pictures of Downs and your girl showing their pussy? Oh god, Jay. Please don't do this What they be adults adults please don't do I don't want to see an adult. I just want to see if it looks different We don't have to look at it at all. It's the same thing Well, you're saying that but I saw some weird hands and feet on the show yesterday But I would describe it different. I can't, please don't let me.

I believe their pussy's are probably the same. Skanks Thursday night was so good. Yeah, that's good. Let's Vampol, Christine looks up down syndrome pussy. I'm like, please. Oh, wait, Bobby, I'm beginning to think there is a flaw in the Jacob method. I don't think it's gonna work for you and Don.

Why? Because I don't want to say retard retard it for me. No, no, no. What's not helping? It's not helping. Well, you didn't you didn't it didn't work the last time you attempted it, but I realized it's based off of a movie, the Jacob method. Mm-hmm. Little children, but in that movie, what? That's the name of the movie. the Jacob method, little children, but in that movie, that's the name of the movie. Okay, well, can you change the movie? K-Winslet and Patrick Wilson, they're banging, but turns out I forgot, they're not married, they're actually both cheating on their spouses.

So they is considered what Christine wants to be new pussy. So it doesn't love it applies because. So you gotta do wants to be new pussy. So it doesn't, I don't know if it applies because. So you gotta do it to a different chick. So I gotta let Don fuck somebody else and I do it to somebody else. I want the Jacob method to work. Really? If I haven't seen like they bang in the laundry room of her.

I feel like since the day Bobby got on the show, not even sitting in that chair yet, hadn't found your little pocket you wanted. Yeah. Yeah, we started talking about you and Don swinging and here it comes full circle. I feel like this is what the show is leading you towards a world of swinging activity. Yeah. Couples resorts and what have you. But so you think I should let her should I do it back in New York or should I do it up on the woods of New Hampshire. You guys are gonna have to get some beat and curtains I

think to walk through in your house and max is going to get used to some swanky parties you know bobby's a tech guy if he gets lava lamps he's getting all the lava lamps let me come up with a new method because that is specifically for people who are ready for new pussy well i tried your method this weekend oh really well I attempted it again hold the phone and she said She said we'll see Wow I get how did you approach it? I just jam my hands on the front of her pants and picked her up like a six pack Right on the lake and she said we'll see you said we'll see it with your hands

And then she apologized to everybody down the leg for what just happened. Jacob, you don't understand couples. Yeah, no. You're a consummate bachelor. You don't get couples, dude. And she was wiping sand out of her snatch for 20 minutes. What the hell is wrong with you?

Yeah. I just can't. I'm gonna, the next couple of weeks when we're up there alone, I'm gonna try to sneak it in. I was thinking I adjusted a little bit and just sneak it in. Yeah, don't go right for vagina, try like the waist first, you know, work into it.

Don doesn't have a waist. Don doesn't have a waist. Don doesn't have a waist. What would your swinging outfit be? Swinging? Something for swinging. Lening. White linen. Straight something in for swinging linen white linen. Straight linen no underwear white linen no underwear slip on shoes no socks.

You like your knock around enough that like yeah, I want to chain slapping off the back of her. Yeah, okay. Yeah white linen rolled up sleeves. All right, yeah, and open maybe a couple buttons not too much. I don't want it to throw up at my stomach, but your door flowing free under those linens. Yeah, my door. Yeah, exactly Like semi yeah, I'll semi-going. Yeah That sounds great. Yeah, I want to start on in dawn. She's in a tube top. Okay, and a little Some type of little dress. You pull out like, you know, just pull out our cans. Yeah.

You know, have to nipple out, have to nipple, not out. Yeah, to the left one, still in, the right one's out because it's a little smaller, you know, in. And what's the couple you're taking down, you think? You see, I don't know why I'm seeing because I think you guys, I think through all the years, you and Don still laugh together and that's what keeps you together.

Yeah. I think it would be people you and Dawn still laugh together and that's what keeps you together. Yeah, I Think it would be people that you don't necessarily find unattractive. Yeah That have attractive maybe bodies, but laughably like you know What's the guy's name who does the articles Jeff Regurian hair and? Like a woman who's got really freckle-y like Just you know, I'm saying, a couple silver foxes. I think, well, see you guys see like, like, the girls,

like, the ladies got big fake titties and like a crazy fake tan. No. The guys got sort of a fake tan, but they're very in shape for their age. Well, if it was dawn picking, it would be a different thing than me. Don't want to pick something to do,

it would sleeve tattoos and some type of truck with a lot of tools in the back. You know what I mean? A man. Yeah, a man. Exactly. Thanks, Jay. A lot of our women, a lot of comedians women have lacked in their life. The being surrounded by genuine masculinity.

Yeah. No. I know Don wants that dude who has a motorcycle, a truck, and a car. And a sleeve tattoo and blue collar jobs. Yeah, some type of job where he has a bunch of other people working under him. Do you know, unfazed, I even am. I don't even think about what Christine,

what goes through Christine's head when we, I've been pleading with our front desk to send somebody a pleas to hang this vacuum thing on the wall properly, because it's not done right. And I have to plead with him. I don't even think that when we get in the elevator, like it's not done right and I have to plead with him. I don't even think that when we get in the elevator like it's Christine like he's not a man. I do manly stuff. I do like manly shit around the house. I got I do manly stuff. Smoke cigars light the fire like I fixed stuff. I like this weekend. I you know reorganized all the firewood and shit like

that. I Charlie horse Christine once a day. Let her nose balls. Just bring her bell. King. Ha, ha, ha, ha. But don't want, don't want a man. You know what I mean? There's a limit to my, like she wants to paint the tiny house.

And I'm like, I don't know how to, she, she's like, we'll just do it. I'm like, I don't want a fucking paint. Can we just hire a man? Like, yeah, that'll just do it. I'm like, I don't want a fucking paint. Can we just hire a man? Like, that bums her out. So can you see his lift to ride and ride to live jacket? Yeah, she wants that guy. That's how I feel about cooking.

What? The way you feel about painting, I'm like, can't we just hire somebody to cook? No. Don't actually clean, she actually cleaned the house, the tiny house. She went and got all the stuff and then sprayed it down. He looks brand new.

I was supposed to do it, but I just didn't want to do it. I think in tiny house, do you like to do the roof with like paper towels? Well, you have to. And small as this thing. She figured it out. Even a power washer? That looks fun.

Power washing in house looks fun. She power washed the tiny house. It looks brand new. It's the only job, maintenance job that anybody's ever stoked to do power wash It's fun. There's just nothing you're like how have we lived amongst this dirt all this time? You can power wash anything too. I know patio house car furniture car under the car. Yeah, transformative. We love it. Yeah, do you have one? We do the house and my parents house. Yeah, they got one.

Siding. That's nice. Yeah, if we hook up's not good, I mean, kind of sucks, but once it's ready to go, it's so much fun. If we swung, it would be with a guy like Jacob. Yeah. Yeah, like I would I wouldn't want like a you wouldn't give her what she wanted in this tattooed guy. No, I don't want her to be with like a stoic man, like some type of do with a, you know, a tarot truck flag tattoo and a, you know, the, Oh, that's what she wants. Yeah, I don't want that.

I don't want to get any eagle. Yeah, just as freedom on his back. I don't want that believes in it. Yeah, he knows how to fix a carburetor. I mean, probably as a hot wife. Yeah, I just got a carberator is. Yeah. The guy probably just recorberator is. She would be done with me too, you know. She, I took it like I was with Don wanted.

And then you said I'm like the opposite of what she wants. She doesn't want no she. No, no, no, he's saying you are that masculine quality, but you're not the exact, let's leave a tattoo. He doesn't want her to leave. No, I want, I would want Don to be with you. 100% Don would not be with you. Oh, I was wrong. No, I want, I would want Don to be with you. A hundred percent Don would not be with you. Oh, I was wrong.

No. I was trying to let him have blood. No, don, don, don. Apologies Jacob. Don would know Don Warn. I was the first time. There is a Don Warn, it's like at least six something. And, you know.

Always comes down to that. Yes, leaves, I mean, at least, you know, some type of that. Yes leaves. I mean at least you know some type of motorcycle She likes motorcycle guys. I know because she keeps hinting. Why don't you get a bike? And it's like I don't know I fell last time I had a motorcycle I went down twice and you know I'll have to do we have it do we have a Snickers mention in the first hour? Yeah, we got a break now. Do we have a mention in the first hour? Yeah, yeah, cuz I'll tell you what dude That was a real rookie mistake. Bobby?

Yeah. Do you have a Snickers mention? Yeah, man, you know, it's time, sometimes you get a rookie mistake. Brought to you by Snickers, rookie mistake. Maybe you just need a Snickers. Snickers, the official chocolate bar of the NFL. Check out Snickers.com slash NFL to learn more. Campers.

Rookie move, Bobby. Stained your woman over to Jacob. He's gonna pound her out, dude. Maybe I should give her a Snickers. That satisfies. I love Snickers. God dammit. Much of every part.

The nugget. I love, I ate the chocolate that I eat the down to where it's just the nuts and the nugget. I wear it's just the you read it like I believe you I watched your son systematically biting suck the chocolate off of chocolate covered pretzels and then eat the pretzel. I've never that's that was crazy. I think it's a Kelly thing. You guys like to eat your sweets and layers. Yeah. I enjoy every layer itself, dude.

Right there, the middle guy. Like she was a big, uh, sons of Anarchy. Every week I'd come up and she'd be watching that show. Hopi, right? Was it Hopi? No. Because he was my guy. No, not Hopi.

Hopi was my guy. Hopi used to be my guy until they blew up that show. Oh, well, the way they killed Opie. Oh, I'm talking about a different Opie. I'm sorry. Oh. Oh, oh, oh. No, she liked, was it, was it guys named the lead guy, the blonde guy? Jack.

Jack's. Yeah, but Jack's was a piece of shit compared to Opie. Yeah. Opie was the dude. Yeah. All right. I mean, Jack's yeah, but Jack's was a piece of shit compared to Opie. Yeah, Opie was the dude. Yeah, all right I mean Jack's gorgeous. I mean Jack's fucking nuts I mean if I came over she was with that is my fears that I I come home and she's with a guy like that up at the tiny house some guy just Fixing a light. No, it's fun. Jack's wasn't that guy. Jack was a Nancy. He was just, you know, he didn't do one thing.

He was just a criminal. You know what I mean? But he wasn't like, I didn't believe in being handy. Also, it was hard to buy him. Once you hear him talking in real life, he's like a, he's like a dandy boy. He's like a guy that should be showing Jacob what to shave with on a YouTube video or something.

A little thin dust. I don't know what, Opie was before Ryan Durst. I know that because he reached out to me once on social media and then I over responded to never heard from him again. Ah, that's classic J. Classic J over his book. You told him everything you like about him. I just want to tell everything I ever liked about him in one text.

He reached out to me. I gotta do comments come home this year and I know this. What's the big deal? So I want to tell him everything I ever liked about him in one text. He reached out to me. I got a good comments come home this year and I love your stuff, dude. Yeah, I went there. I'm so nervous about seeing Chris Evans again. I'm gonna throw you under the bus. Will you come to come back from home this year? Not if Captain America's gonna be there to fucking kick my ass for blowing up your phone. Opie, that guy, Ryan Durst, became Opie. He just became Opie in his life. I don't think he was like a short haired guy. And then he just, he opied out.

He became like a tad it up. He was Opie in the walking dead. He was Opie in the walking dead, absolutely. But he actually was on swat for a minute. He played the brother of one of the swat guys and he got yoked. He's gotten yoked. But then something happened and I think,

I don't know, he got sick and got real thin. Really? I think he was for the yokes. Oh really? Yeah. I know he's like, he's like really in shape. That was his big thing. He got yoked.

You get to look him up on social media, Rambo Donkey Kong? I know that I always check my messages to see if he maybe hit me back one time, but it didn't happen. I stopped looking. But yeah, he's the coolest. From a guy who was kind of a goofy looking kid, he really worked that look and it looks awesome.

Best character on that show. What a weak pimpe. We have to break, we have to break. I forgot. It's Monday, we're back. We're gonna talk about Skankfest Thursday. Uh, Skanks live. Skanks live, man. What? That show, let me tell you something. I didn't know what I know, Skanks. Yeah, I went to Skankfest.

I didn't know what to expect. Yeah, that was a fun show. It blew me away, dude. Oh, thank you. It blew. I mean, no, you don't know if it's good or not yet. Oh, it blew me away. I can't believe you guys took that bullshit on the road. No, not at all. It was fucking epic. Epic night. Hey, everybody. Thanks for listening.

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