The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Dream Guest

Episode Date: August 30, 2022

Dan & Jay go around the room and try to figure out who the number one dream guest would be for The Bonfire. Back from Florida, Jacob gets all jazzed up about the Titanic again.Stream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/BonfireFollow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM@DanSoder www.DanSoder.com@BigJayOakerson www.BigJayOakerson.com

And now the bonfire with Big J. Okreson and Dan Soder. Damn dude, that was just never a theme song. I don't know. The Joker and the Thief. Fucking blew it. Dan you're the Joker and I'll be on the joke thief. You're the thief because you're stealing hearts. I just do other people's jokes the whole show.

Dan's the Joker. Oh, man, I sit on stage this weekend. I go, guys, I go, I hate to show you how the sausage is made, but because people are young, I bonfire stuff. I go, I come in with 50 different words for pussy, but I just say it like I'm like, oh, this all Australian girl's stupid snitcher. And then Dan goes, oh, all right. Yeah, it's It's all- It's all- It's all- It's all- It's all- It's all-

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Who would he is? I'm starting to come around about Howard and think it's possibly the coolest thing of all time that he came to serious radio And he was like no one talked to me You know fucking badass that is to show up at a job and just tell all your coworkers, like, don't even fucking look at me. Alright, I'm going to the break room. I don't wanna hear it. Steve Harvey got in trouble for that.

Somebody fucking put out one of their private meetings on like social media or like YouTube or something. It was pretty fucking wild. Do you see that? I believe I have. That was a few years ago, right? Everyone here is. It was a breeze. You got to realize I love our crew, but they're also got to remember where they work.

You know what? It may be video. This is a thin blue line. It's here. DJ Lou, you think how we're doing some nefarious things? You're a subcontractor. Who's coming here and just say shit? They're like, hey, anyways. Dude, who'd you see this weekend? It would be fitting for me for how much I worshiped

that he gets me removed from serious acts. I'm like, no, I'm like, no. In the story of Big J. Ocarus and Howard becoming your ultimate enemy. Oh, Sensei versus T-shirt dude. Yeah, I can't help but do. I can't help but help a dude Howard stirring things while he's mad at me.

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You know, yeah. Yeah, they got some weird questions. But I'm starting. It might have been from a few years ago. The actual meeting might have been from a few years ago, but it was like a weird pep talk to the crew. In some room, yeah, it was odd. They go, yes, he's mad.

Yes, he's very... No, it wasn't a mad thing. We just told him to spread the word of the show basically. And he was like, make fake accounts and talk about the show. Oh no, it was to him, I was saying how to get guests. That's what it was. Yes.

Smart idea. He was like, make fake accounts. Keep hitting up the guests and saying, like, you should do the Howard Stern show. Why don't you do the Howard Stern show? That's what it was. Yes. Smart idea. He was like, make fake account, it's keep hitting up the guests and saying, like, you should do the Howard Stern show, why aren't you doing the Howard Stern? That's how he gets like the big, yeah, big guests. So celebrities are just like us

when someone tells them to do something and they're like, I should probably do that. Yeah, yeah, it's great. I do. Because they always try to act like they're like, not even read it, but they're like, I don't know, this gets first. Let's pick one person right now.

That's a dream person that makes sense. It's a possibility. You know, I mean that we could have our fans tag constantly and be like the bonfire would be the show for you to go on. Cory Felt not Cory Felt. That would be my first thought. Cory Felt. Cory. Cory. Yeah. Do we? Yeah. Do we? Yes. I have a theory. That's too easy.

But I have a theory that if we can get Corrie Haynes mom to forgive Corrie Feldman, we can get Corrie Feldman on the show. Why would she forgive him? We would need to create a case. Sort of a bitch if the same. Boy, oh boy, that is a hell of a case. So, sort of a bitch if the same as fucking kids. Boy, oh boy, that is a hell of a case. We got to work backwards from everything we know. This is a Johnny Cochrane case. We're like, I want the challenge. So we've argued the other,

we've argued the other side so well. You got this wrong, Dan. He feels that she owes him an apology. I guarantee that. This is why your co-counsel. Yeah, exactly. You know, before we thought we'd be doing this each other. I just thought that was a way, I thought that would be a your co-counsel. Yeah, exactly. I mean, you know, before we, we needed to see each other. I just thought that was a way,

I thought that would be a way to the fell dog. You guys, they have to find a way. You're taking rationally. You guys are getting scared, we're like, dang, I feel like a dog. Mr. Haine, I can be held down. Mama Haine, I know you probably feel like this man has been picking at your son's corpse

like a vulture for the baby. Did he call him? Did he call him? Did he call him fat and gay in the first five seconds of his audio book? You painted your hair like a mess. We'd have to take loose drops and beat him with a hammer off of space. Remember that guy who said your son was raped until he started loving it. Now Miss Hayne, I understand that he called him basically a pincushion.

But let's face facts. Mama Hayne, you have to understand it was a different time. And Hayne allowed himself to be sodomite. Yes, he allowed himself. He allowed himself. A lot of himself is the most disrespectful. That tells me you're implying that he was holding cheeks. Yeah, you told me he was wiggling You tell me he's doing a little fucking yeah, he's like no, no, no, it's not right. Yeah. Yeah, there it is I mean Corey fell in reading his own audio audiobook really is a gift from the heavens

We're I remember that day. I remember it was, you know, it was yesterday. So when bought a, we just did a sample of it on Amazon. I think Witsky went to Amazon and just hit a sample and we're like, it's his voice. Lock it up. And then we sent Jacob in. It was like the cop that they make watch a pedophile,

like child porn when they find it. Oh, yeah. He used to watch all our dirty shit. We were like, hey, watch this. Yeah. Let's just four hour it. Oh, yeah, he has to watch all our dirty shit We're like hey watch this Let's just four hour It was the one of the best weekends in my apartment You know when they show those rom comes with the girls just Inner house singing Madonna. Yes, but I was just vacuuming listening to Cory

Great apartment fixer upper things while he's a great parent yet he's still yelling loud with his headphones on he goes great he's like what a story Cory oh god what a time that was such a great weekend eight hours of work out every every see how you go now way yeah way oh my god you were at it again felt bad man that the book is so I mean obviously top guests of all time but we want to pick we got to focus Jason Statham it's pretty random it's cool though it is cool but you have a lot of questions for them I mean isn't it meth oh wait no we

had them have a who I thought I was like isn't it met them in Red man and met them in yeah, we have a studio We've had them both but having them both at the same time in studio would be big That's a pretty good get that'd be a good one Bring Sal and you got to ring Sal and yeah, well, he's the buff. Yeah, yeah King now they work together You know, it's met me did a whole episode of Joker's, then there we go. They're in and then we get red man So maybe that's not the one that we need to use this on. No, no, no, I think method man's a possibility through Series XM Red man. Let's I'm talking about a fucking like J. Low. I would say

Miley Cyrus Oh, my Sars and she probably would be good. I got a lot of questions from my least. She would be good on this show. She'd be great on this show. We know Pete. There's that that in. Oh, we'll tell her that he should that he should have chose her. Oh, girl. We're team Miley in the summer of Pete. Get the shirts made. Maybe they hooked up. Don't you? You don't know that. I said maybe. You don't know that. Don't spread that. Don't just say that. Oh, that should have been his first call after you broke up with him. It was all you think. Yeah, probably done sure it. Pete Davidson.

All these folks. I believe Pete David's tears. My my my my also wants to be like, I can't believe Pete Davidson's He wants to dress up like Hannah Montana. Yeah, because could you do the thing? I'll be SpongeBob dude right my last so layer. Yeah, I want cut you to do the thing. I'll be SpongeBob dude right my last layer. Yeah, I want to give her a deeper voice. Who could be Jacob? I know you already had your fucking dream guest. Joey Lagana was on the show. That was great. Yeah. Black glue. Who's your dream guest?

That press got was already on the show. I see we've fulfilling trashers are in the show. I'm going to put it out there. Do we go for Eddie Vetter? Yo. I want you guys to like it. Josh Hommie is going through stuff right now. We gotta let him. You see we don't like him?

Yeah. Who says we don't like him? I say you don't like him. You say in life, me and Dan do not like Eddie Vetter. Yes. Why would you say that? I'm saying it now, show. If I could have Eddie Vetter in here,

I wouldn't take my eyes off you, Lou. I'm not right now. I wouldn't bring a minute here. That's why I would protect him from this later. All right, you know what? God damn it, Miley Cyrus, well, that'll be number two we work on. Because we have to,

it's has to be a complete united front. We have to be going towards up, maybe United Front, Sans Lou. Yeah. But I think Eddie Vetter is the way to do this. You know who also, I would think I just want to throw out their Dave Grohl. He's going through some shit right now.

Is we've Dave Grohl? Oh Taylor? Fucking Taylor all because of that. You know what his future of his music is? Can you just come and hang out, man? That would be my dog. Yeah, we've been alone for a little bit. Smoky wee wee wee, those thing hang out.

I also think that's a posse. He's your friends. Yeah, I think it's a posse. It's fucking dark. You got a roster spot open Oh, did you get invited to The fucking red hot chili peppers? Yeah, and you know what I think it is What clean up for us being mad about with you with Pearl Jam. Oh, yeah, also red hot chili peppers is like a good live show

I bet that's a good life show. I've seen him for I like for an occasion occasion. I just I used to love him in high school. Did you ever love them? As I got older I just realized it was just hot girl rock. Now if you went you'd enjoy yourself, dude. You know every song. It's interesting you say that because all the hot girls I follow they've all been posting pictures from a red hot chili peppers concert. This one has shirtless dude is hot going skim it down. Flip it up a ding. Hop it up a dude. Just a dude.

Wait, what's your name? What's your name? Josh fucking Anthony Keedis. Oh my god. They can't be in the same room at the same time. Has a bogeance here. Skibbadoge dang a banger don't go. Josh goes.

That's actually a language of a lost land in Bopia. Skibbabia. Man, Eddie. I think Eddie Fetters the call. Eddie Fetters the call. Eddie Fetters the call. Eddie Fetters the call. I'm a bopia. Scumabia. Man, I think any better. Any better would be good because it would be great to watch a Lou freak out like it's his wedding day.

It's going to be a Zoom. I feel like a bridezilla. No, I want in studio. I understand that but how do you get a party? How do you get a commit to that? Well, he'll be here September 9th, 10th 11th. Thank you. There it is. There it is 10th 11th. Thank you. I did him 14. There it is. There it is.

Okay. September 11th. He's here. Never forget. September 11th. There we go. There we go. There we go.

Eddie Vetter to come in the studio. Oh my God. So that's it everybody. I bet if we surprised Lou, he would squeal. Like, like, like, yeah, you do that. We're in those like just a anniversary. I like to get the scars. Oh.

I'd be honest with you. I'd say, can I say something? Jacob Jacob and I know this is probably against company policy. Don't bring up We could finally have an excuse this day I think I think we get a couple Kansas campaign in Lou lose them oh my god. He'll try to kiss He'll try to kiss it on the mouth. He'll give him Scotty from boogie nights. We have to lose them up We'll set up a bar for you Yeah, what if we had if you what if we Eddie and Lou were able to have a campaign together before the show

Hey blue hat guy, I can't wait to give I can't To finally meet you. I've been seeing you a lot of my shows you scare most of the band Do you want to bring in your your brother and freak the shit out of? Like really freak him out? He goes with the prestige. He's like, that's how they're able to be everywhere all at once. How did you make it down this hallway so far? Are you a transporter?

For the rest of the event, his dreams will be like shining hallway, but it's Lou and Will at the end and dresses. They're going to go... Yeah. Play animal instead of complaining. Yo, complain for me. Yo, play for me. Play go. Don't go in a row again.

Yellow lead better. Do it again you sis. Lou, what would you say to him? I know, I know, I know, Ketchel. Can I guess? Tell me if I'm right you'd go That's right man. Thank you very much for understanding that Hey, it's like a make a wish kid. It's it was his brain scrambled

It looks like this kids been huffing glue. Yeah, Archandie dep is already better. It is and I'm not gonna I'm not gonna I'm not gonna explain that to. I'm not gonna explain that to you. Blame them for having the same voice. Man driving a very modest sedan. Yeah, I'll move your bangs voice. I don't just think to do it. I love your Johnny Depp's. Thank you Jacob. I also enjoy you. He was at VMAs. He's everywhere now It's a resurgence for him. Yeah, remember me everyone hated me Now I'm selling can't get you everyone was so everyone was so sick of the me-to movement There's just a big win the other way. Yeah, they go Johnny He's like hey if it's it looks like lady luck is struck again. Can we If it's it looks like lady luck is struck again. Can we uh

What can we see Kristian? I think your sweatshirt or your sweaters inside out big tag flapping Oh, it is. Yeah, I mean you look a fool. I Lou You're embarrassing yourself NBD. Would it kill you if if Eddie better came in here and then and Jay bonded with him? It would bother you. I don't think they would bond with him. Did it bug you that I've pressed his flesh against mine? That didn't, I think you deserve that. I thought it maybe it would rub off on you, but it didn't. Buddy, I, I, I, what are you talking about?

I went to Holland. I became best friend last night with Amy Lee from Evan Essence, dude. So it doesn't, I don't have to be a good artist. For KFMA Day artist. I don't have to look what? Yep. Shut up. Evan Essence was at my first K from that's funny. I asked her bad And she goes I'm not familiar with that is that a thing? Oh, is that the largest outdoor Southwestern rock festival? She said And you would thank you 40 minutes non-stop new rock right?

We took a big picture together. She imposed the picture. Is that them? Is that them? Two for Tuesdays? They do lunch blocks, correct? Don't they do time to get the let out? Man, it's all in Metallica. Is that them? Dude, she gets sing, man.

Yeah. She could belt it. But, uh, yes, she was so man. Yeah, she could belt it But uh, yes, she was so sweet. Is it never lessons or best friends now now? I don't I don't think so I don't know she was nice enough that she could be very religious. I mean, I was like I asked her She would take a picture basically with her Josh kind of like Excuse me miss and we were like we take a picture with uh Is it she came over just talked talked us like 15 minutes super sweet that's awesome cool check it is funny those moments but again Lou we get any better here do this guy rules the way I think he's gonna maybe I become a fan for life and I have all

this access and I'll let you come you call this music shit music on many occasions I've done that to only hurt you You understand Lou I only do that to hurt you Dude, but let's say Evie gets in here. We'll call me V. He gets in we start mixing it up Ed bed we get invited out to Hawaii Next thing you know, we're doing a lot of stuff. I love you know, I love it Jordan almond. Maybe we have Macadamian. I don't know why but maybe I can get into Macadamians. I'm in nut nuts recently truffle almonds. Yes Hello, and then you know what next thing you know, Jane and I picked up three or four songs on the ukulele

Yeah, dude, I'll do a bunch of gay Eddie better activities It's gonna make you mental if they bond with him. How could they how couldn't he bond with us? Dude, we're so fun. He's listening to past episodes is a good reason now. I'm gonna talk to him in his own voice Eddie What would need you get into music? What if we only, what if we have them all now and we give them the most ho-hom interview of like just that goes, what made you, what's the name pro jam about?

It's alive about you. Your poetry, explain it to me. Why do you like the cubs? Is he a big Cubs guy? Yeah, I was under kill when they won the Seattle. He was playing third baseman in the World Series. He was raised in Chicago. He was? Just outside of it. And then he moved to

San Diego. San Diego. Really? Yeah. Yes. When did he go to Seattle? They hired him for a major. Oh, he decided to be a poser? Oh, I saw. I didn't know a major. Oh, he decided to be a poser. Oh, I saw I didn't know that. Damn, that's going to be bad when they play it back for Eddie and he's in studio because you

know, Lou's going to clip that. I'm going to, let me tell you something. I'm going to take him apart now. Now it's have a Eddie veteran. I'm going to calm things, fake in the funk. Damn. Fucking Chicago San Diego. Yes, Lou? What if he decides to play just

for us? Oh, yeah, I'll do how you do. Are you gonna have to hold your face like Steph Curry when Fergie sang the national anthem? I'm gonna go I guess I go well Eddie good news in my back pocket here. I have a tiny tiny guitar and I hear you like playing music on these things. So, uh, well, dude, well, working play like Melikoliki Maka. That's not Christmas. And you can walk a hook a hook a hook a hook it now you play all sing Whatever you have whatever you disagree to singing he goes Free and I go now now not that one

I go you start one you think I want to hear and then I'll let you go. I'll let you continue when By the end he goes man this guy is really difficult. I don't know what we're doing here He goes I like that verse but the chorus sucks. Is it too late to stop stop? I wrote that about my dead stepfather. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry touched you. It's not what I said And I don't know we actually had a decent relationship. It was more about emotions I don't know that you lost me with the ukulele. Okay, well Is this guy always like this? Okay, I don't know that you lost me with the ukulele Okay, well This guy always like this. Okay. I don't know is any better. Maybe the right person to focus on now

Lose reluctance is what makes me want a non-stop doing a fun guest who would be like a fun like Mark Wahlberg would be horrible But I love to have long Yeah, yeah Wait, so you guys think doing a like a cheap impression of Andy Sandberg's impression of me. What? You think that's a good idea. What are you talking about you guys a fucking dick? You think it's what I'm doing? Should we have Donnie Walper gone? Yes, and then could I want to tell me explain to me what was going through his head when he sings that song on stern It was you What about heaven? Oh, there I need it. It was you. What about having Howard Stern?

Get a hammer started to go on our show? Yeah, with Pondfire, what the fuck is this? That's probably been tried. The people probably try to do that a thousand times. No, I will admit, okay, I want it on for, if you look a dream of mine, that I want. Have you ever? mine No Robert Ballard

So the guy who found the Titanic. I've always wanted them to come on the ship I mean we can probably get him on that's we you probably get him on like with if me or Dan is reaches out to him Yeah, we can explain to the fans. Oh, you're right. I don't Community is he big in the Titanic? Are you part of that? What? The underwater community? I think I am kind of.

Robert, you should, but you coined the term, I think. I don't know what else to call it. He's 80. Oh, he'll do it. I don't know if he's probably not going to fit the show, but. Oh, what are you talking about? I've got plenty of questions for this guy. Could I ask you a stupid question about the Titanic? What's the hottest pussy ever got me

for being a Titanic? Yes, go you'll be surprised. Yeah it goes oh I'll tell you. I've given a couple bracelets to some very beautiful women. The lady who played old Rose gave me a hege one time. Half of these holes I just got to tell him that I pulled it from the wreckage. I bought it down in his sales. The next thing you know, they're slabbing on my knob. I'm calling you Jack. These titanophiles are retarded. Oh, they're bimboes. They want a big diamond and a boy who dies at these. That's the old pussy out.

A guy who dies to make them safe on a door. Listen, I just give them an old hairbrush, say it belonged to a lady who drowned. It was mine. This is Molly. Yeah. This is Molly Austin's keep Austin weird spoon. Yeah. Molly Brown. He goes this thing right here, this straw to Ruzohan, Ellen. I can see her touching my back there. She goes, this is the, she goes, this is a bow tie from that Billy Zane character. Whoever that guy was in real life.

The guy who's based on him. He goes, I think that part of the thing was all fictitious. Let's get him, dude. Let's, what if he brought something in from the Titanic that you could touch? No, he would never do that. Would you tell him?

He doesn't believe in removing any artifacts from the ship unlike other people. She's like, I like to masturbate to them in the water. We find out that this guy's just like a fucking crash afile. You love the thing. Whatever, that's, yeah, I know you're talking about, he'll only come off things you're having. I don't tell you what gets me hard.

But shipwrecks. Yeah, that's what he turned into the iceberg because you're getting a blowjob. You say oh Oh, hang on baby. We're gonna make it a little bumpy. I think I found the Titanic. Jacob, you love the Titanic movie Yeah, by the way, I'd like to promote next Tuesday. This is the big event. It's a Titanic trivia Showdown between myself and Christine Maria Evans. Oh, yeah movie trivia. We cook it on questions. This is not a little work on questions. This isn't a spur of the moment thing. You want this is going to be an event. He's calling you out. But

spur the moment I'm in the movie theaters. Twice in the movie theater. I thought 13 times in the movie theaters. Good for you. That's a fucking, that's the lame thing I've ever heard of person. Time out. She was a child and number two, that's a fucking crazy. That's a 12. Yeah, I was like 12 when it came out. So you were like 10. Christine.

No, I was like 12. There's like 97. So it was 13. It was a first movie I really cried out emotionally. You were a child. You were not. I was having feelings. Christine, I'm in a destroy you.

No, come on. 1996, I think. 96, I was 30 destroy you. 1996, I think. 96, I was flirty, so. Christine waited to flex there. He's telling you he's gonna tune your shit up. We'll see. When I see... That's a good shit, don't talk to him.

When I see tears in your house. Christine, wait a sec. That's when I'll begin. Christine, good fight, Cell. The Don King will fire you. Yeah, really. He goes, you are gonna lose so bad, Christine. She goes, maybe, I don't know.

She's giving you sound bites. Yeah. I said we'll see you though. I thought that was kind of shitty now. What? December 19th 1997 so 15.96 but she's already getting shit We got to make a pretty tough one. I should have known you're a guy Black Lou and I are gonna make a hard trivia. You're a Titanic. I want an eighth grade. I want to fuck them up for 40 questions. Hell yeah.

Battered and bruised. Are we doing this on Thursday show? No, well I was gonna do a lot, no I think we should do a lot of shows Tuesday. Monday's Labor Day. Okay, so coming back from Labor Day. Yeah, possibly Wednesday. You guys here to hear first, it's the Labor Day Bash, the Titanic. come back from Labor Day. Yeah, possibly Wednesday. You guys here to hear first

It's the Labor Day bash the Titanic of the Batch the Beach. I Jacob I just want to say about the Titanic. I thought about this recently Is the Titanic movie what got you into Titanic? Mm-hmm. You already know the Titanic as a thing Yeah, when they they found it. That's what got me when did they find it? 86 I think you found it, that's what got me. When did they find it? 86, I think you found it 86. Was it massive news? Yeah, it was on, I think it was Memorial Day weekends, like September 1st. It was crazy, there was no news everybody was off,

and then the biggest ship mystery of all time got solved. So it was a massive, because I've only grown up noting that they found it. Did you just- I'm not talking to my nephews about that. It's like they've only known where, they know the coordinates. What was the mystery?

What was the shit mystery? Where, which where was that? Yeah, nobody could find it. Okay. And people had been searching for a sense it went down. It's a sink. So you're looking at it. It's 65 years of searching for it.

How many miles away was it from where it's went down? 12 to 86. So yeah, so 74 years. Yeah. 74 years searching for it. How many miles away was it from where it's went down? 12 to 86, so yeah, so 74 years. Yeah. 74 years without finding it. Do you think when he found it, he did the, hey guys, I think you're gonna wanna see this. Yeah, he had the big bubble scuba like,

he held it on, but he still had a cigarette in there, and he goes, and it falls out of his mouth, he goes, guys, my God. Why would he be smoking? But he's thought a cigarette in there and he goes Pfft! And it falls on his mouth and he goes, Guys? My God! Why would he be smoking? Or he did the... There you are. It's collapsing now.

Hello, girl. It's been a while. Hello, girl! But Jacob, I want to say it's about Titanic move. Because... Because the door's movie got me into the doors even... And then beyond finding out the movie had a lot of horseshoot in it. But like, it already got me into them.

The Titanic. Black looters let me know that Jimmy G just restructured his deal and he stayed with the Niners for another season. He's gonna be the starter? No. But back up. Yeah, really. I think, I don't know. Wow.

Shout out for the hotness staying with San Francisco. You love it, dude. You know the year them shirt off picks. See you week two. Spursch. But Jacob, the movie Titanic, for you loving it so much, and seeing it so many times,

it's not really about the Titanic. It's a fictitious, it's like, just picking the lives of two people on that boat and following that. It's not about the Titanic, it's true. But can hold on, Paz, can I say something to you, Jay? Please. What if, what if Jacob the whole time is just like,

hey, get out of the way. He's just looking at the boat. Yeah. The whole time he's watching the movie. He goes, look at that. Oh, look at the front of that boat. He's, what's going on? Move, lady.

What's this drawing stuff? I wish they would have really broke your heart at like three hours into that movie and Chain do like a a Tarantino a change history. Yeah Like what I was like Billy Zane and Leonardo Caprio are fist fighting Don't it earn a lot of money and like he punches Leonardo Caprio and Leonardo Caprio hits the steering wheel and it turns them off course No, no, the fist fights will cause the hit the iceberg that's crazy It's about it's about the love story. It's not Christine did not Christine didn't get an infatuation with the Titanic after that

She's told it bright as you know when they found it Yeah, but sure that's orphan boys now Hmm now Christine just loves orphan boys With long bangs. Yeah, orphan boys who can draw can walk right into Christine's Puzz. Would you draw me like one of your French girls? I don't know what that means. I've been living off a ravine for fucking six weeks.

Because what is that? Is that a DVD? I'm a feral human. No, it's two movies, but they're just a device to show you what happened were you so he created those two of the sink is like the actual timing of the same like you line stuff up and there he did like so much historical research this is very accurate

this is nineteen ninety seven internet's bit brand new you're a massive fan of the tit from the ship being found in 1986. Are you like your OG Titanic? Yeah, you're OG you were there. There's a well the they call you one of the members of the band You were down with the ship Fuck I'd love the Titanic the Fiddler Jacob They had the pictures that came out and then national geographic I think did a a One-hour came out and then National Geographic I think did a one hour documentary on them finding it.

Yeah. And Martin Sheen narrated it. So that was your shit. Yeah. You loved it. When you found out James Cameron of aliens. I watched Terminators coverage of Terminator. When you found out he was doing a Titanic movie where you like that was the very happy.'re like this is gonna be a massive block the guy that did aliens is doing fucking Titanic yeah Terminator terminator to is about to make you Titanic. He's gonna make you you fucking bolt move And I knew he was into it. Look he was he dove he dove the ship to get footage for it So I knew it was gonna be good. Yeah cuz he's a crash a file as well. Yeah, he can only he can only complete He's a crash a file as well. Yeah, he can only he can only complete sexual acts thinking about massive crashes Is it illegal to go search at yourself?

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oil tangers and then he was going to put cameras everywhere so you could just turn on your computer. That's cool. And see the Titanic button instead. A bunch of head shone jerk offs bought the the salvage rights and yeah it's falling. They uh, they've been the big thing was the thing that I fucking prostitute something like that. They go bro what's more baller than getting your fucking ass licked on the deck of the tight hand. Yeah you know you and your friend would do coke and blow me down in the Titanic.

Bro you have no idea how fucking alpha it is. Absolutely. Swam snatch in a crash site. Damn dude that'll no idea how fucking alpha it is. Absolutely. Swam, snatch in a crash site. Damn, dude. That'll get you on Rogan for sure. He'd be, Rogan'd be like, that's fucking, if you fucked on the Titanic. See how it's, yeah, I'll be, I'll be talking about it. Yeah, tell me about it. It was sick. It was sick and I fucking shut it was pretty narnar. The big thing was the, the big no-no was they promised nobody will ever enter the wreck and remove artifacts from inside the ship.

All that debris field. Okay, we'll take it, we'll pick it apart but now I think the last thing I read was that they are finally entering the ship and you know, siphoning off whatever. Fucking with shit. It landed perfectly right? Like after it snapped? Yeah, yeah, when it snapped yeah yeah when it snapped I love getting I love this that you're letting me do nerd talk now you do get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to Titanic clarinet when the ship was see it was a place when the ship was sinking The bow went down and the bow filled with water. Yeah

So and then the stern came out of the water now That was the back that was for us. Stern is the back of the ship. Yeah, and then it snapped basically in half Just doing it for the listeners dog dude. You're still not nautical God I live on the sea. Don't do that. Wow dude.. You know my grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand- I don't know what my merchant man reams. I don't even know what the merchant marines are. Let me say that because I know that merchant man reams Move it on man reams. So when the bow breaks But the bow had been filling with water for that two hours and 20 minutes Then when the bow breaks the cradle's gonna fall Jacob I'm sorry go Are you sure you're done. Wow.

Dude, you interrupt the fucking Titanic. Jacob, could you produce and call me on my bomb? I didn't want to interrupt your jokes. Jacob's hot. Well, anyways, so the bow has been filling with water. So it acclimated to the pressure of the ocean. It was already filled. But as the stern came up and then it just snapped in half,

the bow went down and landed perfectly. And because it had already acclimated to the water pressure, it was already filled the stern as it went down. It didn't fill with water, so it had filled with air pockets. So it went down and down and down and down the pressure got so intensive imploded so blue it all up blue to shit so the the the stern the bow of the ship looks perfect it looks like you could still sell on it the stern looks like a a nuclear bomb went off on it and there's a great like two two and a half minute and

animation camera did the last time he went down. Yeah, that really is cool to watch. He shows you exactly what happened as it sank What did they find like bones and like skulls I think from what I'm told because I mean it gets a metal. There's no there's no bacteria. There's nothing down there that would eat. So eat people. So, uh, I think there's bodies supposed to be still intact on the inside the ship. That's the new conspiracy. Where are the bodies from the Titanic? Okay, new idea. Also, do we start harassing James Cameron for an interview? Oh, man, because I'll tell you what, you got him on here. All three of us would go nuts I'm over here T2 and off. He's Titanic and I worry guys. I'll be cool

Guys make no mistakes. I'll be cool as a cucumber. What's up JC? I'm gonna be like were you? Avatar two is bullshit is Avatar one you think? Did you call him Arnold or did you call him T820? He was on set. No cooler movie than Aliens, man. I got damn it. I love that movie. Got him in here.

I'd be so. I would terminator better than Aliens. No way. I do. Personally. All right. We can have the argument, Aliens versus Terminator. We can do that with him.

Yeah, dude. How would he not love having that argument? Okay. Soator. We can do that with him. Yeah, dude How would he not love having that argument? Okay, so where are we at Eddie Vetter? It would be a joy for him to talk to me. I'm sure it would be yeah, I think you would have a pleasant time Jacob I thought that was a lot. I thought that Joe was gonna find it to be a pleasure to talk to me was pretty sure the kid rock was gonna Maybe think about moving to New York to be closer to me. I gotta get a place But I want to get a place by you. Where are you at? Like give me exact, like, sign up, give me your cross-street.

But no such luck. Oh, oh, my sweet. Maybe the big one is for me is Cameron. That'd be a biggie. Probably had the biggest effect on me. Fuck. Dana Carvey. I don't know if I like his dead. I'd go Dana Carvey. We could I'll go Dana Carve we could probably get Dana Carve

We could probably get Dana Carve I don't know what's the crazy I'm talking about a Fucking superstar That's why I said JLo be big I don't think I'm gonna make it back. Let's get the flex. Let's get them as a couple You know, I think we'd have fun on here. I think Matt Damon would have a lot of phone on here Should we do a bracket system? I know and we don't down to find out I know mine and let people vote what tray Parker Matt's done Huge huge huge Try Parker I've got the one Jason memoa for Christine. No, but then she just she doesn't see him. Yeah, we just look we have to put her in a baby pool

Because she'd be leaking too much. Uh, and now I mean, know what? Yeah, I'll probably be for Christine, because if he rules, that just makes the gush even gushier. Yeah. I think the gushies up the gushies up the gush. You're really good. You go and gush the gush.

Yeah, Mamo would definitely get the fucking, it probably get all everyone's fucking groin's growing in here Yeah, I would try to act alpha first and then realize there's it that's useless so then I would then I would give in and I'd be like my first question I'd be like will you fight me right now? Brother this is to hang out and you know that's way better. I'm did you are so hot? Kiss me fuck what's it like what's it like living under water? Fight fuck me what's see about I can't watch it But the trailer's always look cool because your body. Who do you like better amber her to Johnny that be real be real with me be real bro

Be a bro about this be more man than aqua um We said Johnny. Oh man Johnny. Yeah, Johnny that would be easy number one. Each ebony Johnny That is so fucking clear. How did we not think of that till now? Johnny Depp is easily number one. Yeah. Easily number one, but he lives in a castle in France. We could probably get Depp though, because also aside from up, besides us,

we could for sure also... Stan hope, might be able to put in a word for us. Dude, we could talk. We could talk 21 Jump Street. We'd have to have Ari on. We'd have to talk Jump. We'd have to talk. He would love you guys.

Johnny Depp would love being on the studio with his two kids. Well first of all, he's gonna love a short play song. He's a cool guy. By talking about 21 Jump Street, he probably loved that no one talks about 21 Jump Street. And like in a real way. Oh yeah. The way we did on the show six and I loved it

I Love 21 jump fruit when I first watched him and I was young. I loved it all over again now slightly different reasons yeah, but I was I but I didn't like not Find almost every episode Entertaining to the last moment. I would love to just talk to Johnny Depp about those years to the last moment. I would love to just talk to Johnny Depp about those years. Like do a, do an in-depth series,

like a Ken Burns document. Tell him I saw, I saw. The jump years. Just like, what else is going on in your life? He's like, at that time I was fucking a couple of other, the Winona writer. He just starts going through and you're like, some other slob I met and boss.

But there was a girl in Milwaukee that would make your cock run off your body. But yeah, his, that's kind of, I say, I'd love to tell him that I saw him and boss, but there's a girl in Milwaukee that would make your cock run off your body. But yeah, his that's got a I say I'd love to tell him that I saw him at the Philadelphia car show, dude. It was on and popping in that room, dude. It was fucking they went nuts. I just saw him up there.

He was wearing a brown. I can tell you still take is wearing a brown leather sleeve and Jack or I think a brown leather jacket with like a denim jacket over it would be my guess is how that look was going to call with a white t-shirt He had a white like not a bandana. Mm-hmm. It's like a white piece of cloth headband on his hair and his hair was just fucking like bedhead all over the place and man. Oh That jaw structure buddy. If the I wanted't the scream, if we can get him, I was waiting in line to submit to listen to a lot on, I was like, we would have to have to do it on a Tuesday,

because we would need four hours. For the show, I think Johnny Depp is the biggest, number one, you're right. It's not even a fucking, you don't even need a bracket system now. I feel silly for not thinking of it earlier. Black loop? I'll buy an NFT.

I don't need to do lily. I don't get to put out a picture of myself and you can throw a couple sprinkle colors on. Dude, if we did, yeah, if we printed out pictures of all six of our faces and then did bonfire NFTs. If he painted while he spoke to you, you know, let do that sometimes. Oh, look, the guy.

Dude, then he spoke to the show. He'll probably bring his hash from some weird country. Hey, dude, here's a paint roller. Make magic on top of a picture that's done. I wouldn't mind talking about the good doctor, Hunter S. Thompson. You know, one time he gave me a coir-lood and then I had to fight a kangaroo. Because no one knows that story. Anyways, Jacob, I'm finishing yours up.

You have a green mustache now. This is your picture. I put a monocle on Jay. I wrote Weenis across his face. Dude, let's start to get depth. Well, the best thing to remember is that it'll be the original picture and then the NFT is actually becoming his picture. Ashtag get that on the bonfire dude. Let's make a hashtag get that get that dude. It would be so good for him. Be fun. Just come and talk about fucking 21 jumps.

I think it would be fun for him for sure. I think he's the coolest handsome guy that's ever lived. I'm so nervous. I would do this for the first time for real in my life and I can't smell. I go. Oh yeah, no, I want Johnny Depp to think I'm fucking cool. No dude. I just want him to know I think he fucking Rocks and I know he'll know that I want that to translate to him thinking I'm pretty rad and then we can go where fucking Bandanas and beanie caps at the same time to go. Can you show me how to put on a bandana than a beanie?

It's pretty easy. Dude. He's wearing two button-down shirts right now. One on him, the other one tied around his waist. Come on. That other one's never going to go anywhere besides his waist. It's just the thing. God, he's got a black savage shirt that looks like he's the Brooklyn brawler. I love it. He really. I'm already wondering what to wear. What t- what t- what t- t- shirt should I wear? Let me see. We should all come in dressed as different levels of Johnny dip? I'll do the current maybe DJ Lou would be the funniest of the current. Yeah, look at his the current. I'll do pilot 21 jump street. Yeah, yeah, that's just great. Yeah, clean cut clean cut with a little brown leather brown leather I'll shave my beard over a white shirt just a plain old. can get Tommy Hansen place the guy. Yeah, just a guy

Jacob with Johnny Depp are you gonna be oh you should be like that you should be named on street Johnny Depp Okay, it's very bad. Just a button down shirt and some in some jeans and some puffy sneaks. Thank you done and done Yeah, I said he showed up at the VMAs, but I think I said that off air now you said it on the air. What was the what was the he like showers is the man face on the screen It was the moon man. Oh, let's see. It wasn't actually him. Oh, was it him? No, it was like him on screen But it was like if anybody out any hot ladies out there want to take a dump on my bed. I got a new one. I got rubber sheets Good luck. I got sheets new one. I got rubber sheets. Good luck. I got sheets designed for scat play from Japan. It's industrial.

It's pretty good. Bamboo, but non-porous. It's literally you could have, you could kill an entire family. Have fun, everybody. I'm gonna go put on mask-er on one eye. Dude, him coming in? You know, Johnny Depp would be a good fucking,

or Jacob, I want you to be 21 Jump know Johnny Depp would be a good fucking or Jacob. I want you to be 21 Jump Street Johnny Depp I'll be current Johnny Depp Wait give us some volume. Yes. Let's make DJ Lou should be pirate Johnny Depp Sure and then black will you gonna be black Johnny Depp? You could pick whatever Johnny Depp you want and just be a black version of that Yeah, dude come in full He goes I see what you guys black head we're just doing or we could just make him a hundred us we could just make him fear of loathing Glasses bucket cap that'll be me

Christine. Yeah, make Christine. We have Christine the cigarette holder. He walks in he goes I see what you guys did I go tell me you appreciate it you John John tell me appreciate it Jonathan Jonathan Glenn death third Jonathan Arthur You tell me right now you don't love this Right now you don't love that this is spanning your life. This is your life tell me another interview We've got this kind of effort because that Jack Sparrow's very good And then you hear black logo

Oh Jesus Christ of Israel scissors. Yeah, didn't you use real scissors? You know a lot of people don't know this but originally Edward Sizzards supposed to be Sydney Portier Do you let's have men and talks simply about Nick of time only about Nick That one movie did that one time. Because I don't even remember it. I was on a lot of the poodle. Chris, for walking, he kidnapped your daughter and you had to do something I forget in the nick of time. And your name was Nick?

Come on! I do not just dive into that. His name's Nick. Yeah, bring up the trailer. Oh yeah, because they get to it pretty quick. Oh yeah, nick of time. You have to kill the president. Nick in the nick of time. You're almost half of time. Your name is Nick time. And ironically, you're almost out of it. And you saved your son just in the middle

and the 90s were wild. This would be in the movie theater. Yeah, this big. Here it is. Pull it back. We need some audio. Okay. Man, honey. Don't run off now, sweet beast. Stay close to daddy. Perfect. And ordinary man.

Can I see some identification, sir? Excuse me? I did. We see, sir. Chosen by chance. Come with us, sir. I'd like to know what's going on for you. It's cause of Rockets Center. I want a little girl now.

Don't come in with me. I can see. Listen. Ma'am, I'll take my daughter. Try not to bite fear. You're just an insuregior guy here. You listening, Mr. Wanson? Yes.

This is for you. In it, there's a picture of a woman and an itinerate. You will take this and you will kill a woman whose picture is in there. I will do no such thing. I will do no such thing. It's not 12, 16. It's moving like this. If the woman in the picture is alive at 1.30, that just you take the movie. Jesus Christ. Yeah, when you go, you're like, oh, that they really showed you everything in the trailer. Yeah. He's, he will, by the way, be successful by the end. That's the worry.

He's not gonna kill the prisoners. Definitely gets his daughter back. Nick time is, no Johnny Depp is Nick time. In, Nick of time. Every version of him is handsome. Yeah, oh my God. He cannot be stopped. Pirate. He's like Jordan. He's the Jordan of hot

He changed his game up. He became a defender when they needed him to become a defender He made whitey-bolger cooler looking than he was they still made him ugly-ish with the whitey-bolger thing Yeah, black mass, but he still looked like Cool, do you know what I mean? Look that's hollywood thing when they put mega hot people to play on attractive charlie sterile yeah they made her look fucking bad yeah i mean more that was good i think that i was actually a really good job that one i mean more than your i mean more than it's probably nicer to guys that's the only exception i know but no one stay no one jumps up those and goes it's pretty

fucked up you don't hire us ugly is to play ugly's yeah it's coming you never hear that that minority speaking up Yeah, you gotta admit it. Yeah, you made what he boger was nowhere near this cool looking He does look like a fucking 60s Batman though Yeah, the real why do you hold your yeah, Johnny Depp so handsome. I got so excited for that movie and it's stunk. Black Mass? Yeah. Scene's still great though. It's seen as cool.

Fucking David Arbor. What, with the recipe? Yeah. Good scene. Put it on. God damn it. Put that on. He, uh, there were certain parts where like that's fucking awesome, but you know, just like

every- I haven't watched it. You haven't seen it? No. Oh, Jacob, this scene's bite bad ass. Then we'll take our break. Then we'll come back. And I can't believe how deep we're into the show. And yeah, we got all I haven't talked for one second about I have a feeling the whole next section is just going to be the podcast too. But I just cook. I don't know though, this new trying

to get Johnny Depp on the bonfire. It's gonna be pretty big. Pretty big. My favorite Johnny Depp movie, Ed Wood. Great. I fell asleep during it when my parents rented it. My mom or whatever you're not saying a lot about the. Never watched it. Good movie. Really?

Yeah. My favorite Johnny Depp movie, I think. What was he most handsome in? Oh, it's the one with him in Rob Morrow and they got to keep some more resort. It's very first one of his first movie with dice clay in it. And Leslie Easterbrook and they almost and they see your tits and then dice is mad. I think I'll go blow blow. Donnie Brasco blow fucking rules. Donnie Brasco, blow fucking rolls donnie, brosco, maybe blow does I can't see donnie, brosco, it's good, maybe blow I think blow was when my like obsession

with Johnny Depp really took off. She can be blow Johnny Depp, you can dress up like blow Johnny Depp. Oh, in the white suit. Get nuts. Sure. Damn, so I might find my long hair. I would do blow Johnny Depp for sure to comb it over to the side a little bit. Look cool. Get nuts, Edward Juhn. For George Juhn. But now I'm just gonna have to be current Johnny Depp

with lots of scarves. And hats. And hats and bandanas. And hats. And how? Yeah, I'll play this. You never saw this Jacob. This will make you wanna watch the movie, but don't.

Don't, I know you're gonna think it's good, but it's not. Dis this got me high I still was like opening day. I think I was so stoked on this I read a bunch of books about why do you bulge your cuz I'm a fucking dork Christine no no I know we understand George. Are you sexy? That's why You're still showing a moot the clip from below the second funniest thing to me after a movie Of course the first one was when that retarded man farted after Shane and I saw Creed II. That's clear, both about to cry. It's big. And then a guy just, especially these guys, just cracked ass and both of us started laughing.

We were both like on the verge of tears, but the second funniest one was when they showed the actual picture of George Jung after the movie and the guy went, woof, throw a mama from the train That would be really great if we had that's right you should use dress like captain Fuller black little oh I'm sorry. I thought you were captain fuller. I live in that world. 21 jump street. Oh, man We gotta dress you you're a dress like billi-ocean yet you're fuller fucking his style was amazing on that Dapper every show like sharp like 80s cool. Like he pleaded pants with like a matching. Like that's what that is right there. That's like a zip up over. It's a light jacket to go over a turtle neck. I'm in. Fuller fucking rules, dude. Shout out, Janko though. You served well.

You served two episodes. I feel like it was so short. All right, but let's get back to this black machine. We gotta take a break before the hour changes. I promised they told, I swear to God. This is David, what's my only name? You're quiet tonight, huh? You got a problem with people keeping the mouth shut I'm breaking you both Dude, do you suffer, babe? So crazy that's no that's the guy from days of confused. Oh

Yeah, just keep ahead to when he asked the question about the recipe Great cast again Jacob you're gonna think you're gonna want to watch this movie You're not it wasn't good And Morris You and I gonna have a little sit down here Yes, sir What the fuck did you marinate this day can't because it's out of this world? You're killing me once.

No, it's not. It's a family secret. Come on. That is one of the best goddamn steaks I ever had in my life. Ever. The reading steak, just in case you wanted it out. I got a knife over here. Oh, come on, come on. What's the family secret recipe?

It's ground garlic. A little bit of soy. That's it? Yeah, that's it. That's it. I thought it was a family secret. Is your recipe? No. How do you say it to me? this is a family secret and you gave it up to me boom just Fucking like that

You don't I'm watching it. Oh my god. You're gonna want to take up. I'm trying to lead you a friend. It seems so good But this is the movie this is it this is the It seems so good, but this is the movie. This is it. This is the Secret Family Recipe today. And then he goes on, he's like, fucking recipes are important.

The fucking cooking. You can't cook unless you have a recipe out there. I'm not, I'm trying to ruin it now. So Jacob doesn't watch the movie. It's so good. Let me watch this movie. No, because then he goes like, ah recipes are fucking hard.

See, follow him, great. And then they actually make a dish it becomes cooking show so they're a dish so I'll shit you like cooking shows I don't know check of the scenes you gotta watch I don't know I almost want to watch the movie just so you can see the scene because when you know who the characters are and the importance of that guy saying that yeah it's awesome it's pretty good it's awesome but then the rest of it

train I think I got the break and then I got to talk to you guys about the week ranger dang dang put it on a chain let it sang dude But then the rest of it, train! Check out the end break and then I gotta talk to you guys about the week. Ranganang dang! Put it on a chain. Let it sing, dude. Let it sing! We'll be right back. It's the bonfire. You've been listening to...

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