The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Drinking Spit w/Eleanor Kerrigan & Annie Lederman

Episode Date: March 12, 2025

Hilarious comedians Annie Lederman and Eleanor Kerrigan are back in studio. Bobby tells them about his past troubles on planes having to use seatbelt extenders. Everyone remembers the last days of Ralphie May. The Patrice O'Neal benefit is forthcoming and some think that it has gone off the rails. Jay has stories of bad tattoos and nose waxing. Annie and Eleanor are both friends with Josh Adam Meyers, so Bob does a perfect impression of him. Paco the camera guy eats spit and dresses in fruit loops. Annie's dates can be found at punchup.live/annielederman and Eleanor has a YouTube special called No Country For Old Women. Big Jay's crowd work special Them is also on YouTube right now. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

And now the bonfire with big Jay Olkerson and Robert Kelly We found out uh one of our guests Danny Letterman any letterman and Eleanor Carrigan both joining the show today one of them's pregnant Guess which one yeah, it'd be by the end of the show. All right, that's right No, but last night on Skanks, we went through the list of bands that we have beef with, personal beef with, musicians. Your Sebastian Box. Five Finger Death Punch for not, oh. We have no Five Finger Death Punch problems.

Oh, I thought because we didn't get in the snake pit. No, he treated us well though. Okay. Treated us very nice. I know, I'm kidding. Chris Kelly, wonderful guy. I know, I know, I'm kidding. Three Days Grace, he was very nice. I know Chris. Yeah, wonderful guy. I know I know Grace fuck them disturbed just turned on Dave and yeah, yeah, you girls just missed it I played the entire song by train drive by well you guys were peeing and talking

Well, Christine didn't bring you into the studio in time instead. Well, yeah, I should assume they would pee Everyone's coming in, everybody. Two great guests, Annie Letterman, Eleanor Kerrigan. Both joining the show, both in town. A little interchangeable. Very. We clicked the same boxes. Very funny people.

Sit down. Oh, don't. He's got side eye. Very. This is the op. I can only side eye you because you're on this side. This is the opposite. And I have spina bifida.

I can't turn my head. Just so you know. Is that why your legs are so little? My legs are small. Your arms are so long. That's why my legs are small. And don't make fun of have spina bifida. I can't turn my head. Just so you know. Is that why your legs are so little? My legs are small. Your arms are so long. That's why my legs are small. And don't make fun of my spina bifida, please.

I don't know how we should be taking this. I work with kids with spina bifida. I know a lot about it, so. I don't know how you gals are gonna take this, but I will say that Bobby asked for the exact opposite seating arrangement. 100%. But I don't know why.

I wanted to look at your face, and I know you. And finger her. Yeah, I wanted to finger her and look at you while I'm Getting in yeah, but uh wider Thank you for joining us not much last night on a last night you have your Last night on Legion of skanks we went through the bands that we all have beef with and we didn't know that Annie has a long-standing beef with Train. We've made up sort of. They've made up since. Maybe not since we brought it up again though.

No, fuck them. It's fine. But we did also figure out that at our age, Train, we put them all as gods of rock. We were so stoked on Train over all these other bands that seem much more like in our wheelhouse. This is you and Annie's age. Bobby and I don't know what you're talking about. I don't know if Annie shares the same feelings about Trane. She has a problem with Led Zeppelin and I have a problem with Queen. So we're a little older than you two.

Yes, yes. No, it was- They all look a little queer. I love that Jay didn't even get that joke. He was like, who? Who are those bands? Where are they from? I'm not even listening to you talk, sir.

Where are they from? They separated the elderly. I was just trying to think of even listening to you talk, sir. Where are they from? They separated the elderly. I was just trying to think of older music to make fun of you. I was trying to be like a barbershop quartet. Like, what would you tell you? What was old time music? I can't remember. Frank Sinatra?

Just the instrumentals that Ginger Rogers and Fred Astaire danced to. All the ones we used that got a laugh. We can go with those, too. Bobby's prom song. Yeah, those work fine. Those work. I missed the laugh.

It must be a generational love. Bobby's prom song was Mare's Eat Dose and Doze Eat Dose and Little Lamb D'Livey and Kiddley Divey too, wouldn't you? How do you remember that? I don't think I did. I think I said it all wrong. But it was because my grandfather liked big band music, shit like that. Why does Dave have a problem with Disturbed?

How did that happen? Well, Disturbed has a problem with Dave. Because of the Palestine, he, Dave, in the tunnel. Dave Draven's very Jewish, and he was getting made at Piers Morgan for having Jew hater, Jewish David Smith on. It's funny where he's happy with Piers Morgan, but mad at Dave, that's funny.

Yeah, yeah. Like, Piers Morgan, why would you break my heart and have Dave Smith on? But yeah, so that was our big, I train one deal. No skid row ended up winning Why does my dress like he has a children's show? Doesn't he know that is scary Why are you dressed like a Sesame Street puppet? Yeah, why are you picking up kids and you scoot it? Why are you dressed like the one Asian kid they had to have on?

Are you picking up kids and you scoot it? Why are you dressed like Pocko? He looks like the one Asian kid they had to have on. Pocko, why do you dress like Ernie? And Burt. And Burt. This isn't part of a skit? No. This is real?

OK. No, that's how he dresses. He dresses very Asian. Yeah, he dresses like his clothes were donated. No, but it actually says Froot Loops. There's no joke on it or anything. No, no, no. Like you just bought a Froot Loops shirt from Target.

No, no, no. He's been working in the factory since he was 11 years old. Oh, I forgot about that. He does make the cereals. He hadn't aged out by then. It's so good, by the way, thank you. Paco's breathing so much red dye number four. Thank God RFK's gonna save his life. I have to bring this up because when I did

Zach and Lewis's show last time I was here, I brushed my teeth on set and then I spit in a cup and then he ran in and drank my toothpaste spit. Why? For real? Yeah. Why? Viral moment. Oh I forgot in your country that's actually showing respect for the women. Oh you probably haven't read the art of war. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. You understand Sun Tzu. I believe that was covered this big respect to you. Wow. You see what he did for guys. He dreams to come. It's crazy. It's a little different.

I'll go. Why did you do that? It was funny. I just thought it would be funny. But no one asked you to. It wasn't like I dare you to. She literally just finished brushing her teeth and it was just sitting on the table. I was like, this is the perfect time to splice up the podcast and yeah actually that would have been good in 1984 when shock jockeery was running rampant It was on the show it was on the show

It is funny, but you would have got a feel like you wanted to do it more than you were going for funny You would have got a gig me. I feel like you wanted to do it more than you were going for funny. You would have got a gig on Howard Stern if it was 1997, early aughts. All right, would it be funnier if Annie ate a sandwich and spat it in my mouth and then I ate it? Listen. Are you pitching this? He's absolutely pitching this.

And now what I'm worried about, what I'm worried about Paco is I'm worried that you're trying to uncork your fetishes in here based in radio bits. It's funny. It'd be fucking super funny if I spit Nanny's asshole while she was masturbating. That would be like nuts. That would be probably, that'd go viral. Do you think that would go viral?

As I'm dressed as two Sesame Street characters. What do you want? Bart or Ernie? It's a blend. I love it. If I was picking one to spit in my asshole, Ernie. Burt's too rigid. He's also wearing short shorts. It's like what he's trying to, he's got his easy access. He sleeps in the studio. We leave him here at night. It seems like that or a Penn Station.

You have to also consider when you're, when you have an Asian penis, those aren't short shorts. That's not short yet. Their knee length. No, those are fine. Those are jams. Those are clam short shorts. That's not short yet. Their knee length can be penis sized. Nah, those are fine dude. Those are jams. Those are clam diggers. His culottes on. This kid. This guy wearing jorts.

Nice jorts, Paco. His outfit is really just bugging me. No, why? I don't know. It is annoying. He plays it fast and loose. I don't know. It's too fucking happy.

Yeah, you're going to make him put on his snow suit. No, leave it off. No, leave it off. Leave it off. This is an outfit, also, that's a little bit of a... I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Why I was too fucking happy you're gonna make him put on a snow suit. No, leave it off now. Leave it off Take it all off. This is an outfit where like when someone's wearing it, you can't bully them Do you know what I mean? Because they're retarded their special needs? Yes, you can say we don't

Right now I think the Pocco's trying to be different. I like to think I like to picture the Paco as a dream bubble above Right now it's Christine going like hey, would you change your schedule completely in coming in film when we have Annie and Eleanor in studio? I think sure I'd love to come in like you're ugly in your outfits are stupid you Chinese idiot Call me everything wrong Chinese idiot I'm Chinese! Yeah. You call him everything wrong?

You Chinese idiot. He wants me to spit a sandwich into his mouth. He does. You Japanese fool. He's going to keep telling you how funny that would be. Because guys, you just want to be really funny. Think about it. Guys, it was so disgusting and funny.

I have to say, it really was an epic moment. I have to give it to him. And he did it so fast, nobody knew what he was doing. He just ran in. It was kind of scary. Well, most people are watching Louis and Zach with their pants around their ankles, anyway. So they're ready for some party so they're ready for some party.

They're ready for some party. Those two guys definitely stir up the boners in the morning. I'm hard already. Hell yeah. Lewis and Zach, if you're ever going to watch two gay men work, two gay men work it out together, who's the top there, Lewis? No, Zach has to be. I know there's a guy.

Why? I don't know, because he's cuter. Well, top or bottom, and we're talking about who's wiener goes into who hole doesn't matter, we're going to have to put Zach on the bottom. Oh, you're right, you know what? Because he will murder Lewis. Could you imagine that? What if his elbows just give?

That could be a good game show. How long can you take Zach on top? It's like an old Batman TV show, like Death. You have to sit there and wait. He goes, how long can Zach hold on for while he's just propped over you? I like Lewis on the bottom, and then Zach, that string he ties to his penis ring.

I like Lewis going behind and pulling it through his legs. I like that. I don't mind that at all. When you have the help of the string, you can really make it happen. You have the help of Paco. Paco can come in. Paco can come in and pull the string from behind. Paco, what are you eating over there?

Fish sandwich? This is one Bobby brought. Bon Mee? No, I think it's a pesto turkey or chicken. So that was your meal and then you decided to give it to him? I got everybody food for lunch. I brought subs in for everybody. And then every week we donate some food to Paco

That's how we pay Paco. We pay Paco with food and cookie shirts last week I gave him a stolen crate of Brussels sprouts uncooked Next week, he's not gonna say he's getting a whole cup of spit If you wouldn't mind just gonna hang a few lungers into a cup I'm gonna pay this kid off for the next couple of guys You guys have been overthinking it. It's so much easier than buying a sandwich. It really is. I do. Paco, do you find my spit super sexual?

Look, if you spit into a cup after brushing your teeth, I'll drink it as well. Don't, why? Why? What happened? Why? What did your dad do? Buddy, you know what?

You're actually doing good. You're writing jokes. It's gonna work out. Stop trying to get the fast track. Do not listen to him He came up in a different time it doesn't exist anymore You know what she might be right you want him to blow up and then make this even better Do you know what I mean? You want him to do stunts? Yeah, that's true. Yeah, all right Annie. I just spit in his fucking mouth. I Guess chew a sandwich and spit it into his mouth

What if all four of you chewed a sandwich spat it out and then I ate that no, then it's gay Yeah, we have Yeah, Paco don't make this freaky thing gay, please Yeah, Paco, don't make this freaky thing gay, please. Look what you have too. What is it? It's a little mouthwash. The semen? Is that mouthwash?

It's mouthwash. You know what, I had this on me. I didn't even know where the fudge was. Is it mouthwash? I stole it from a club. It's mouthwash. From the punch line. The punch line had a mouthwash.

And I put it in my pocket. I don't think it's stealing if you're doing the club. Did you just go as a guest? I was actually a feature. I was featuring. I said that. I was featuring Jay Davis. I was featuring for Jay Davis.

That makes sense. I know that. I got texted that. Somehow I got on Jay Davis' text. That'll happen. I'm like, how did this happen? Lucky you. I'd rather hear Kamala asking me something.

Torgasm, too. It's the CVID. If we can get three other people, we could probably get Dana to say yes. Paco. Pacm to is the CVI. If we get three other people, we could probably get Dana to say, yes. Paco can be the instigator. Paco, that's right. You could stir shit up.

Mm. Mm. I like. Well, thank you girls both for being here. It's a really Philly centric room in here right now. Well, it's to Philly people.

You from Philly? Yeah, don't talk to her like that. Oh, I lived in not-Bed Salem for fucking a year and a half. Really, why? What happened? Was it a treatment center? No, it was not. My parents, when I got out of jail in Boston,

they already moved there. So they shit me out there for a year and a half. You know, we had a Joey Coco Diaz in the room. I didn't know you were in jail. The fuck are you talking about, you fucking blonde bitch? You bitches don't know who I am. I thought I was in jail and was fucking a sucking dick. We running you fucking whores.

Well, that's the problem. No, he's proud of the whore. I'll kidnap you. He's always like, I'm so proud of Tiffany. She used to just fuck Chris Ross. You're like, uh, I don't know if that's what she wants you to lead with. She used to suck dick to get on at the laugh factory

and I'm proud of that girl. She sucked Dane Cook's dick six times right in front of me. Well do you remember when he got quote unquote in trouble on Twitter because they found an old clip of him being like, these girls were great, they used to suck my dick for three minutes up in the belly room. It was facts though, that was a total lie.

Eleanor was there. Eleanor had three minutes. This is sad part. I got tied back then. I wasn't a comet. She was a waitress. She just came in and drank the cum like Paco. If you found a guy. I'm trying to go viral.

Would it make a difference in your decision to do it or not if you found a guy who was a super easy cum? I mean that would make a difference to some degree, wouldn't it? Oh, I love an easy cum. Yes. Just a super easy cum. It's like it takes three minutes if you're not good at it. And it's like, yeah, I'll do it to get a little stage time.

I would've done that in my early days of stage time. A super easy cum, how many minutes is that? Is it seconds or is it minutes? I've seen videos where, I think a pretty girl. What are you searching? Super easy cum? Sorry. I've got rapid cum shots.

No, when I, this isn't masturbation porn. This is. Says the guy with mittens. I know, I love the gender reveal nails too. Thank you. What the fuck? It's getting gayer by the day. He had white yesterday.

Well, can I tell you why? What'd you call it? You get them done or you do it? It's a thought, Barbie pink. No, what would you call it? What was the other one? Black, black pussy. Oh, black pussy pink? It's not that, it doesn. No, what would you call it? What was the other one? Black, black pussy? Oh, black pussy pink?

It's not that, doesn't pop that much. Doesn't pop that much, so. The thought process here is gayer than you'd think. I had white. It's not. No it is. I had, you're here, you're gonna hear. They were white yesterday.

I got them done today and changed to pink because in the next week or two, while I have this manicure, I'm gonna have to, Christine's gonna have to put red dye in my hair again. When I wash that out, it'll turn the white nails pink anyway and kind of like nasty looking, so. Okay.

They're already pink, so my hair dye doesn't cause a problem. It's almost like less gay to just get the manicure and not care, but the fact that there's so much thought process getting into it, it's very... With the red interrupting and... Well, it's just white or so much thought process going getting into it it's it's a very erupting and well it's just whiter pink why do you do this every time you talk to you Christine Christine the fag hag she puts my makeups on and she does my hair. Jay gets his nails done more than poor Christine. Do you get your eyebrows done too?

Yeah. They are pretty good. They are really good actually. Here's the thing. The thing is when you go, when I get the manicure they have to take off the gel you see. They have to take the cock out of the ass and then. Yeah first cock out of the ass. Got it. And then they put the foil with the acetone on it. Do you ever come in like really filly with your own like already pre-smoked foil No, never I already Yeah, I don't want to waste it and then you start just nodding out. Yeah There's still some meth in this It was oh no when I go nails. I got lost in the myth. It was twinkly. Oh no, when I go and they put the stuff on the nails,

they put the gloves on so it can work on the gels when they come out. They need a few minutes. That's when we go in the back. You go to the same people. That's when they go in the back. But you never do this on the road. You don't go to the road and be like,

listen, I have to find a nail person, a stat. I've gotten my nails on the road. You got his, I saw him get his nose waxed on the road. We all got our nose waxed. Oh, that was fucking crazy. It's one of the funniest things I've ever seen nails on the road. I saw him get his nose waxed on the road. We all got our nose waxed. Oh, that was fucking crazy. It's one of the funniest things I've ever seen. That was a nutty story that, I didn't know what you were talking about

when you said my nose done. There was a lady in the front row. Oh God. On the first night. I know it laughs hard in my life. Me, Kurt, Metzger, and Annie were all at Denver. You thought it meant Kurt Schilling. Thank you for saying that.

Denver improv. Kurt Schilling. Denver improv. And a bloodyilling. Denver Improv. And a bloody sock. And this is what, the first night there, there was a girl we met and she said she's a, like a waxer or whatever. We should have known by her haircut,

she was gonna suck. She had like a short. Bob. Yeah, she was, but she came to the show the first night and she goes, yeah, I do waxing. We asked about like weird ears or nose and she was like, yeah, I do nostril waxing. And I mean, Kurt, if ever there was a nostrils,

if there was ever nostrils for waxing, Kurt Mester's got it. She was just lugging the wax. It was so hard to wax. She had to tie it to the back of a pickup truck with a chain. No! She had to put it into a dolly system

to get it up into the window. She had to put the hay balers, like the two hooks on the side and fucking push on his chest to pull it out. But not since Judd Nelson has there been a man that is all nostril. I mean, for real. I have to think about what he looks like. But so she comes, she goes, yeah, I'll come back.

I'm coming back to the show on Saturday. I'll bring my equipment and I'll do it for you. We're like, all right. So her and her friend, who is zero personality. I don't even remember her friend. Yeah, because she just sat in a chair and just waited for this to happen. And I said-

She sat in the cuck chair going, all right, when are you guys gonna bang? I was promised something. I went first. I went first. And she takes the stick in the- Wax. And she puts it up my nose, the stick in the the and she puts it on my nose to stick in the wax She puts on my nose and makes me hold it like this for a minute and then it's sticking and then she gets a phone Call and she goes weird like my dad's calling that's strange and she takes the phone call and walks

It's we're in the condo and Denver. So she's just this open area. It's like a loft basically She walks off, but she's in the room with and she goes Hey mom what? No No Jay is just sitting there and it's getting harder and harder, and it's very pain. It's not like it feels like you got punched Yes, and she goes now these it's just two sticks hanging out of my nose And she's going no, please we have to get an autopsy.

I want an autopsy. I want an autopsy. Jay looks like some Chinese pig dish that's about to be cooked. He got this pop. Leave him alone. Sorry, Paco. I apologize, Paco.

That was insulting to you. It was like when you made orange juice popsicles in your house. This girl, and Jay's just sitting there quietly, trying not to move, trying not to fuck. Oh shit. Yeah, so there's her, there's a picture, that's right. That's her in the background.

We took a picture. I was live. Whoever did that. It's a live video. It's a live photo. Can you see it? That's so fucking funny. It's her screaming.

I mean, I was like, because we also thought her dad died, right? So we're like, yes, we don't want to be rude, but we're crying laughing. We're laughing so fucking hard. I'm like, you know, when you're in school and you start laughing, you just try to shove your sleeve in your mouth. I was like gagging. We were all going through it. And I'm like, I'm tapping my head like a black woman trying to scratch her braids. I don't know what to do.

And you look bruised. Did you have a black eye? No. Jay, you know what I'm saying? He's smoking out of his nose. What makes it worse is that she had already done the first one, and it did hurt. It was like a serious thing.

So you knew the pain that was coming. And so she goes, and she's getting this terrible news on the phone and she goes she wants an autopsy I'm not accepting this shit. She hangs the phone and then she's like upside down She's and then she goes we're like, hey Everything okay, clearly not everything. Okay She goes, uh, she goes no just my dog died But like I don't know if it's the first time it's one of her dogs died, but this is why she demands an autopsy now.

And she's like, was it young? Was the dog young? She's like, he was 14. I'm like, okay. I'm glad we have the cameras in here because what she did was one of the most scary things of her life. She didn't do it, but she was pacing back and forth

like skitzing out. She's like, I can't, this, that, that. And when she walks by me one time she grabs She goes, but then she let it go and I went It was terrifying She had to pack it up and go I think her got away without getting it done Yeah, I think I might have already done it because I remember how much it hurt So I know it so you did it for me. Yeah, she made that at first Because you were scared and it was rightfully scared like it was a bad experience

Yeah, also and as soon as you tell anybody that afterwards, that's one of those things you get done People always have an opinion but i've never heard anybody when you go Oh, you can get your nostrils waxed ago. You shouldn't do that That hair up there is like that's a new from everything Yeah, your eyebrows are to protect your eyes. What about that one? What if I plucked it what would you do bad shit would start happening to you too You're here It actually annoys my wife to a really bad so you like it kind of like I catch her looking at it sometimes I watch it to me. She's like just staring at it. It makes me happy ever since

Ever since Bobby grew that eyebrow his Delta flights never go down Never never but all the ones around him are falling out of the sky like fucking cancer birds. Yo, I have been saying goodbye to my family before. I'm like, I'm calling everyone. I'm like, goodbye, guys. This is probably it for sure. I'm like, you guys better buy tickets.

Like, we're risking our lives. This is getting serious. I've been on like 20 flights. They're all fucking landing. What? I got no luck. She's going up there and goes, come on now. She was.

I was on a delt. She was. I was on a delt. Begging, I'll take his eyebrow out. Are you taking notice though of all the duct tape on flights? Yes. I'm like, it's time to trade the plane in, guys. Everything's taped together. I'm like, all right.

More times than not, the rim of the window by me is not connected well. Yes. And you can sort of see like, I had that like 10-day fl. And you can sort of see like inside of plane, like the asbestos stuff and you're like, is this okay? Or it's like condensation inside, you're like, I think it got in, there's a leak. But one time, me and Ari, after we were delayed

in Toronto, which is the worst. Was it after the Kobe thing? They're like, we can't leave it. Yeah, they went back to their country. You ground it. We were delayed in Toronto, which is the worst. Was it after the Kobe thing? They're like, we can't leave. Yeah, they wouldn't let it back in their country. But we got held up like six plus hours at the airport. It was like delayed. And then we finally got on and pulled on tarmac.

And I'm making jokes to Ari about his ring being like not on the rim of the window, the window pane. And he was like, and then when someone walked by, one of the people who worked there, he goes, hey, this isn't like a thing, like a problem, is it? And he goes, I don't know. And then we had to sit there for two hours while they had a maintenance guy come in.

Right away they come in and be like, the guy came on the plane and went, it's fine. Two hours. It says back in there. I don't like this guy, it's fine. Orange jacket. Pop it back in. There was nobody to pop it back in.

My hair got caught in there one time. There was a pop back in. I was asleep hard too and I woke up fine. I pulled half of it out. Are you sure it wasn't dice like yanking your hair next to it? I had the molding on the plane fall out. The molding up at the top just fell down on me. And I was, and they didn't even do anything. I'm like, hey, what do you want me to do?

And she goes, just put it on the side. I was like, okay. The ceiling? I'm holding the ceiling of she goes, just put it on the side. I was like, okay. I'm holding this ceiling. I'm holding the ceiling. The molding. How about the air conditioning blowing little ice chips on you? Have you ever had that?

That's actually, that's not that bad. That's not that bad. It's wacky. It's not, but it's. Something's happening. Something's frozen. It freaked me out too, but it's not a bad thing. What does that mean?

What do you mean it's not a bad thing? It's like the, a condom, it's not a. It's hailing in the plane, and you're like, it's not a bad thing. What does that mean? What do you mean it's not a bad thing? It's like the, a condensate, it's not a- It's hailing in the plane and you're like, it's not a bad thing. Well, I was fat, really fat when it happened, so it actually cooled me off. Those nice ice chips. I just opened my mouth like, ha ha ha.

I'd much rather get pelted with ice chips than be on a hot flight, but- Hot flight stinks. Hot flight sucks. I just did a hot, back from Denver, somebody had a hot flight. But the fattest thing you'll ever do in your life is ask me if there's anything they can do about the thing.

You're like, hey, is this gonna like, could this be like colder or like? I used to have a fat fan. Cause by the time I got on the plane, I was pretty much sweating every time. I thought you meant like a fan. I was like, you have a lot of fat fans. I have all my fans are fat.

I have not seen a skinny one. My fans are all still fat. I used to my friends fat. I have not seen a skinny one. My friends are all still fat. I used to have this... You accepted too many things like that. I went into the bottom of my iPhone, you plug it in at USB-C. Oh my God. And you put it in, I needed it, dude. By the time I got that seatbelt on, I had to use my stomach as a hand to hold it.

Because I refused the thing at the beginning. That extra. Yeah, I refused getting it and it sucked. I wound up having to get it because I got so fat to the lady would, she went, is your seatbelt on? I go, what's on? She goes, is it on? I go, it's on.

She goes, I need to see it. And I had to pull, I mean, I held my stomach. I go, is that what you wanted? Do you see the muffin top of how much I'm squeezing into this? God damn it. I went like this, I go, you're fat too. She's nice. She was not in shape enough to fucking make me

hold my stomach up. I don't mind that one bit. I was prepared always. I, when it got, any plane that wouldn't, seatbelt wouldn't fit on me, I would absolutely, I would rather die hitting the roof of the plane like goose then fucking then then be wearing a thing I'm like now I'll just be the first one to go you bring like a bunch of paper clips I got I got the extension I got the

extension but I got embarrassed because I didn't realize that different planes had different seatbelt colors. Oh, shit. I had the gray extension, and I was on the plane with the blue seatbelt. Is that heavy load? Oh.

Oh. Home depot? I should have rolled faster across the belt. This is too much. Was it upsetting when you had to pay for two seats? Or you thought like... I've thought of that. You were never that big. Patrice used to do that.

Really? Yeah, he was huge. He used to pay for two seats, but one time they took one of his seats. Ralphie took a bus. They didn't take an airplane. But Ralphie eventually got a bus, yeah, yeah. He knew his limits, yeah.

That's when you get too fat. When the plane won't go up, you're like, oh. He was almost at a train. He was gonna go like a- I need more steel. I need more steel. Like running for presidency in 1922. He's fucking great.

Ralphie travels by steamer. Yeah, he's just like, hey. Woo hoo. Yeah, a couple of backstage Bettys are gonna fuck him on the train. Are you gonna fuck him on the tour train guys Get the elephants out to bring ravages Meet me in the smoking car Ralphie at the end it was so sad that was the most debilitating

Heavy I've seen a person where we were a Bonnaroo and one they were gonna take us all yeah They were gonna take us all to like one of the stages and we had to wait because Ralphie and you see him go off by himself like he's just the back of a golf cart yeah you know I mean where everybody like there's no golf cart it's just it's just it looked like Ralphie yeah it look he was sitting on a Roomba and just going across the thing He was just gliding across the sky Fat guy on wheels And then and then they put them on they set us up You look like a parade float we yeah

This looks great. Yeah, that's so fun good for you. Yeah, you're traveling like Java Floating fucking like some kind of hovercraft. But the thing's always doing a little wheelie. They're so easy to tip. But Ralphie, but the more crazy thing than even like the size of him is what his health was because they put us in the front of the pit of,

so right in front of the stage at Bonnaroo with walls of speakers, the main stage. Kendrick Lamar was on, it was a live band. I mean, the place was amped up, and we looked over at one point, and he had like his crew with him, I guess, and they were standing around and they had- Those were nurses.

Yeah, there was a hospital crew. There was hospice, there's his hospice team. They were the make-a-wish people. When he died, my favorite joke was to be like, was it a car accident? What was it? Did he get the flu? But he, uh, we looked over him at one point during Bonnaroo, prime time of the concert, and he was sleeping in a chair.

I mean, the thing where the sound was like, making your hands rattle, we were right in front of the speakers, he was dead asleep. His life was ending. Well, what I know about Sleep Apnea, what I know about Sleep Apnea, he wasn't actually sleeping. He appeared to be sleeping, but I'm sure his tongue was in the back of his throat.

He was just dying a little. That's what I said, like on the way out, yeah. That's insane. He did that when I was at Foxwoods. I was playing at the comedy club there. Well, we all fall asleep when you are up on stage. How dare you. We don't need diabetic coma.

You're not that funny. I am. You're funnier than me, fine. But I take the shot. Can I just say that? shot, it's fun. I'm Jay's feature. I love you. I don't know who you are.

And I am Bobby's middle. Sometimes he lets me do a hosting gig. I'm everybody's bottom. When Paco's not here. Everyone's bottom. I did the show, but he came over to say hi to me from where the theater was to where the comedy clubs, and he had to take a break.

He had to sit down and just take like a 20 minute break Yeah, it made me sad like broke his heart to it One time he told me he was a vegetarian. I was like you fucking with me Patrice did that shit, too Yeah, he pulled that she could go Patrice barbecue and he's like, yeah I make it what he would do is he would feed everybody and tell you he's a pescatarian now And then when we all leave he probably started eating Well, what do you do is we cook the pork and as he's cooking you just keep tasting it to see if it's done And by the time it's done. There's only half a pork left

I'm a vegetarian. It's just like a Phantom of the Opera mask of pig face left What is he done I'll tell you what though man's world am I wrong still guys still had a thin in shape fucking wife Lana She was on the bottom I think they were together since before he had tons of money. Maybe not. They were right in the beginning, yeah. Is she doing comedy too? She was.

Not anymore? She was. To be honest, I haven't seen her in a long time. Probably not. How much money do you think he left behind? Do you think it was like a... I bet it's just a bunch of... You think it's a bunch of completely punched subway cards? I hope it's all frozen subs.

Free sandwiches forever. I hope it's all sandwiches in his garage in a freezer. His extra freezer has everything. I like the idea that he never cashed any of them in. He's like, they're always a rainy day fund. He goes, look, worst comes to worst, we've got a year of free Burger King. But they have two kids, right? I think they have two kids.

Yeah, I think so. But that was my first thing, going to his house to do, which I was told that. Why'd you bring up the kids? I know, we're like, we're making fun of the dead man. We're trashing him for like 20, having a great time. It's fun. Two kids that have nobody right now, right? Didn't you have two kids that are lost without a father?

What the fuck is wrong with you, love? The worst case scenario is they're old enough to be listening to this. They're having a great time smashing him, smashing each other. Hey, there's two kids with nobody right now, right? Yeah, you should think about what you're saying I didn't say shit. I think every day is a new nightmare for them

We move on I can't and now it's all Did he lose like a hundred like a no one knew No one knew. No one noticed, that's true. He told me, he goes, I lost 100 pounds, and I'm like, I'm so sorry, I don't see weight, I only see color, I never noticed. He didn't let him finish his story. He found it the next day.

It was under his bed. It's tough, but that was my first also, thinking to when Ralphie was doing great, I went to go do his podcast at his house where he was not there, it was just with the wife. Were you inspired by his facial hair, Jay? That kind of reminds me a little bit. I wasn't not.

Can I tell you something? That was the first picture I ever looked over and I was like, oh. That's actually not his face, that's his chin hair. That's his chest hair? That's his chest hair right there. Hey, let me ask you a question. So he gave her all her stuff.

So she's got the houses, the cars. Does she? Because they were divorced. It says it right there. Oh, maybe. She gets everything. Reading's not my thing. Do you want to join the cars. Does she? Because they were divorced. It says it right here. Oh, maybe. She gets everything. Reading's not my thing. Do you want to join the Bonfire Book Club?

I like pictures. By the way, including his furniture and silver. Oh, his collection of silver. Good. I have silver. Do you? I do. Silver bars in your house?

I have silver bars and silver coins. OK, I'm going to rob you with a pistol. I'm going to rob you with an old west pistol. I met a lot of people that said, buy or sell, buy or sell, when I was walking in here, so. There's a whole street for those people. But their house, when I went to do it, he wasn't there, I did it with just her, which was fine.

That was my first learning of what, the kind of the topography, I guess, of Los Angeles. I thought you were gonna say of Ralphie May. Because it was in the hills and the front of their house. The high flows of Ralphie May's tits. I lived in the valley of Ralphie May. I actually stayed in his belly button for a weekend. I mean we were all in his orbit.

And we still had to use an extender seatbelt in his belly button. He's got kids. Yeah, yeah. Holy shit Bobby. I apologize. And's got kids. Yeah, yeah. Oh shit. Holy shit Bobby. Holy shit Bobby. I apologize. And they are definitely aged of hearing this.

Holy fuck. Oh no. They're big fans of the show. But no, that's the first time I saw it where like the front of the house, I was like judgmentally like, this place is kind of small and whatever. So he lives in the Hill, Hollywood Hills,

but like this place is pretty small. And then when you go out, I don't really how it's built into the mountain like that. His outback was insane. It was just like the most beautiful view of everything. It was pretty crazy. Nice place. So weird, because they never,

Patrice, they still have another benefit for him. I guess Patrice really didn't make it big. Because we gotta keep supporting everybody every year. Ralphie didn't have one. Who are we supporting now? We didn't have one benefit for fucking poor Ralphie and his kids by the way Patrice had a girlfriend

Another dudes bang and I mean what are we doing? Patrice benefit has gone so off the rails And the booking is so that they booked a person who I believe is his enemy Yeah, Hannah Gatsby's working the fuck Steve is his enemy this year. Hannah Gatsby's working the fuck. No. Shut up. I love you.

No. It's decent. I'm going to call her. Who has children? Listen, it's decent. There's no way. Adopted. Actually, Paco's one of them.

That's where he got the shirt. That is like an autistic lesbian. That's what he calls his mom, Froot Loops. When I realized she was autistic, I started to like her. Is she autistic? Yeah, she's just autistic no no no no it That's why she never smiles. No, it's not why she never smiles cuz she was raped a bunch when she was younger It's a lesbian no, but rate is a linear. She was raped in the lesbianism

I'm not a few of those are you say huh? That would you say have you met the people that I assumed out of lesbianism? I know a girl that is such a fucking boldie. I don't know what we're all saying. I'm serious. You can say whatever you want, but is it what do you want me to rape her? No, she was. She got molested by women.

Let me get her back on track. I thought that's what you were saying. She got molested by women and now she's straight, but she looks so gay. She got raped by women? Yes, when she was a kid. You get raped by women? Yes.

There's weird women there. You want me to show you? Yeah. I do. I want to get raped by a hot Philly chick with Farrah Fawcett hair Bobby I forgot you from Philly too no I have we found out I have Sebastian Bachair it's actually his hair they gave it to me I clipped it in you have Sebastian Bachair now yeah no it's crazy'm like, I literally thought it was Melissa Etheridge. He was awful looking now. He does look bad. No, what's the way they, so the Patrice benefit, they booked DC Benny, and I can say that only

because they were like not friends at all. Hated each other. I was there for- They really did? I was there for the night in question. And after Patrice died, I bumped into DC better. He was just kind of like Yeah, man, whatever like he was and they both better, but they having people he never met I don't know

It's so obvious and weird that DC Benny had to put you see what he posted he posted a thing like Yeah, we weren't on good terms me diabetes. I still respect his thing, but it's just like, how about just don't book. He's like, I respect his diet. I felt guilty, I agree with Annie, I felt guilty when I did it. Why? Because I never met him. I was a fan, but I never met him, and I was like, okay.

I didn't like his views on women. I'm like, we need to cancel Patrice. I feel like we would have fist fought a lot. You know, you should cancel dead Patrice. You should go for it. I'm done. cancel Patrice. I feel like we would have fist fought a lot. You should cancel dead Patrice. I'm done. You should go forth and cancel it. I could understand that too. I think it's weird every year that it's not like...

12th, 12th. I guess same thing. You can sell... Listen, with Burr coming back to do it, this sells out no matter what. It doesn't matter. So book the same old same old. Like a rotating cast of 20 people who knew him very well. I think that should be sitting around telling Patrice stories to at some right something it should be more like about his legacy rather than

Don't get me wrong. I was excited to do What are we doing are we fueling up his mother's jet we've bought her with this benefit already How much money do we give her I'm sorry she she donates the money to a diabetes fund. That's true. She can afford her own jet gas? No she does not have she lives in a very small apartment in Virginia West Virginia or something like that. She does not accept the money like all that money does not go to her. So what are we doing then? We're helping Vaughn buy a new Lamborghini because she has an active career I thought you were gonna say Voss have a set I should get a Rolex I host every year they should give me a Rolex when I was going down Jewelers Row or whatever it's called I was

thinking you were the only person that would actually go into one of those stores and buy something is Rich Voss. Rich Voss is the only one. I've got, I've, I've went with him. He impulse, he impulse buys it. He'll go and exchange. I love it. That's my favorite part of him.

He'll buy a ring or a bracelet and then he'll go sell it back to them and then get a new one. It's like a thing he does. So he'll buy all these stupid rings. It's like a thing he does. So he'll buy all these stupid rings. And then he'll go sell it back for, get a, lose money and just buy a bigger bracelet, a bigger ring. He loses money in the process?

He's basically leasing a car. Yeah, exactly. Because he's selling it back to his people. And he's, yeah. That's so weird. Yeah, it is weird. He's trying to keep the tribe alive. They do have, the best restaurant is right over there,

though it did take me to a secret Jewish restaurant. Really? Oh, I took, yeah, I is weird. He's trying to keep the tribe alive. They do have, the best restaurant is right over there though. It did take me to a secret Jewish restaurant. Really? Oh, I took, yeah, I took Jake. Just a couple of matzah balls now. Trying to take you. Secret Jew? Secret Jewish restaurant. It's upstairs, you gotta kinda know.

What's the food? It's Jew food. That's too vague. Why do you have such cute fellas? Middle Eastern. Huh? Have you always had this cute little nose? I don't know, why do you got a cute face?

It's a cute little nose. What's up? Ew. Are you Kabbalah? a cute face? It's a cute little nose. What's up? Are you Kabbalah? What is this? That's a Rolex. So he doesn't forget he's alive. Yeah, that's what I'm looking at. Not the little...

Hey, just take this. This is a Taylor Swift. Give me that one. Were you at a Taylor Swift concert? What is it? Oh, this? I'll tell you what it is. Oh, this? Do you think she was talking about the stupid Rolex?

Because somebody... I'm a fucking crazy person. No, I had a red, I went to Comics Come Home. They had a red band for the party after. Is that just wives going, please come home? I keep telling Bobby, I keep telling Bobby what a jerk off he looks like with all these bangles and beads around his wrist. I like it, but I wanna know the story.

Hey, pull your sleeves down, you sissy. No, I'm not. He story. Hey, pull your pull your sleeves down, you see. He did pull it over. Pull your sleeves down. He says it with a pink. Pull. No, no, no, no. Pull your sleeves down. Does he have it on too? Pull your other sleeve down.

He has to cover his little. Show us your scars. Show him your bracelet, Barbie. I actually want to give you credit. He's got pink nails. I want to give you credit. Check out of the sleeves. You wore those gloves through Avril Lavigne stealing them.

Through so many. You just said, I'm going to wait until it's cool again. And you're still waiting. And I love it. Well, it's almost back, though. You'll see. Well, actually, he wore them because again, and you're still waiting, and I love it. Well, it's almost back though. You'll see. Well, he actually, he wore that because he got a fucked up tattoo.

Is that true? No. No. I thought I got burned. I literally just made that up. It's not true, but. I thought it was at Patrice's house. He pulled some food out of his room.

But I do have. And he burnt his hands. He was so hungry. He was like, ugh, stop. I can't wait, Patrice's gonna eat it all. I'm starving, stop. Why is it only half pork? I do have a bad hand tattoo though. That'd be funny to hear.

So it does cover it. What is it? Insert dick here? If that was a fat guy wound. It's the Bonfire logo poorly done by a shitty tattoo artist. It's Wu-Tang. Awful. That is, why don't you get that fixed?

This one's not bad. No, that's bad. This one he fixed. Straight edge? No, it's not straight edge. It's the Legion of Skank's mouth. that fit this one's not bad. No, that's bad. This one he fixed no No, it's not straight edge. It's the Legion of skank smell straight edge. It's straight edge. Well, she's not wrong Does that hurt? It's punk. Yeah, but I will tell you when I was getting it done and I was standing there and the guy Was doing it. He didn't say a word a tattoo artist this horrible tattoo. We probably knew what it was He was like, I don't want to talk to this guy. No, no legions of skanks No, he was the tattoo artist at skank fest Okay, well, so he was on acid probably but he was doing it and somebody came up to me after this guy

I mean he's putting on the final touches of the color Filling in and then someone goes. Oh he goes. Don't you like smoke weed and stuff. I was like, yeah He goes, what'd you get a straight- tattoo? And I was like, oh, fuck. I was like, now forever I have to explain that it's not that for the rest of my life. And like the eyes would have to be up too high on your, they'd be too close together on your wrist. It would be, yeah, they'd be like here.

It wouldn't, oh, I can see on the side. Yeah, no, that's not, and then it looks like you're doing like a, one of those tattoos. Well, no, that's sort of what the idea was. But. Oh. That's like one of those stop tape. This is so confusing. Why don't you get a prop and why don't you get a mustache on your finger?

I've also been thinking about doing new head shots where I have caution tape over my mouth that says parental warning. You should get ladies wide legs open so then it's like their legs are open in your mouth. I don't mind that. Under my mustache, a woman's open legs and just like a butthole in the middle I'm trying to think of the story. I was in the middle of oh Something what was oh? Oh my god anal beats No, it's very very very very good. What do I had some so this Asian woman?

Maybe Paco's grandmother walked up she goes keep red on it gives Prosperity and luck Never take that off. And then she handed you a mogwai. And she didn't finish your other eyebrow. What the fuck? And then she said, don't ever take eyebrow hair off. That give you luck. Give you luck.

It's a settle in to not worrying about women wanting to fuck you a bunch, having that eyebrow. And B Burke Chrysler is always committed to he's got an eyelash And I'm like I would immediately take that off. I first might be appalled at how I've got that big It's created an eyelash that comes over like no, it's crazy. You could see he could probably see it Gotta be so dangling and he's like, it's my lucky eyelash. It seems unlucky the whole situation seems unlucky Well, I had to take it off because it was stupid after a while, but I put this red thing on to replace it.

Because I get superstitious with weird shit like that. And I was like, shit started, things in the last month, next month, I was like, oh, a check came in, some residual thing came in, I was like, what the fuck? You're like, I got two pennies. I was like, this, this, this. The residual checks are hilarious. Do you get shitty ones like that?

I got eight grand on a residual check. Oh, that's incredible. So I was like, I had this stupid bracelet on. I've got 13 cents. Yeah, I've got 13 cents. I got 85 cents the other day, which was pretty big. It's not bad, that is pretty big. From Ghost Town.

Do you cash them? Don't step your fucking. Paco. Wait, wait, you're. Don't. Oh! I can't look. Oh! Anyways. Don't step your fucking Paco Anyway, that's what I'm saying it you hate it, but you kind of love it Look at births

I don't know. It's worse him throwing up behind me or birth's eyelash? Why Paco? You gotta describe what just happened. Well, what happened was, is I- Did he throw up? No he didn't throw up. No he just spit it out. It was a mulled wash. Which is not a commitment. He went blind. Not a commitment. Do it again. Do it again. It's just alcohol Paco. Are you such a nerd you can't drink alcohol? Ew. That was coffee. That was coffee Sweating sweating Dude, that's disgusting. I like that. Why is it yellow? My lip is sweating. What with you? My lip is sweating. Are you all right? I had coffee that time. I felt like he wanted a little coffee.

He looked a little peakish. He needed a little pick-me-up. So I had a little iced coffee. That sound is rough. That sound is rough. Panko, first of all, I'm going to say this. When I first did it, I was like, there's no way he's going to do it. He ran over here.

No, he runs. That's what's so impressive. Ran over here. Are you all right? But it was mouthwash. And I didn't think he was going to get it way he's gonna do it. He ran over here. No he runs that's what's so impressive. Ran over here But it was mouthwash and I think he's a track star the second one with the coffee I didn't think he was gonna do it, but he did it. I don't like coffee when it's not coming from another person's mouth Have you tried it? No, I haven't tried secondhand coffee. That was gross. Wow. Holy shit I don't like it at all. Well, that's the clip that's going to rock this show to the top. I'd rather not go viral. We're going to get ONA numbers off that one.

I just want to stay where I'm at. Hey Sam Roberts, you better hold on cause we're taking over mornings with that clip. Sam Roberts in the afternoons coming your way. Do you guys have an Asian gunga din that will eat out of your fucking mouth? Eat garbage out of your mouth? He's hungry. Holy shit. That was, man that was so bad.

He's Asian and he's named Paco. I like this. Jesus Christ Paco. Cross contamination. The one where the first thing was. First thing, I have mouthwash that I didn't know I had, but. Is that why you wanted to sit next to her?

No, I wanted to say. You got your mouthwash. He doesn't like looking at me. I know I love looking. He gets hard. I get hard looking at you. Um, you know, you love it. I took the mouthwash that I had from the

punch up, punch up from Philly. That was just that. Punchline, punchline, punchline, punchup was just at. A quick look. Punchline. Punchline. Punchline. Punchup.com, which is my company. Punchup.live. Is that yours?

No, he says it's mine. Oh. He owns it. I own a little piece. 75%. He definitely owns a large portion of it. I just signed. Of course you do.

Isn't it awesome? Have you used the new app? I have no clue if it's awesome. Listen, use the new app. I just say yes now, I just go sure. Listen to me, you can use the app with all the people and find out where you're popular go there Well, that's so sad. It's just completely nowhere Bobby wouldn't have built this company from the ground up punch up live to make that the case

You're gonna feel good about yourself. Is it about punching up? It's not punching up punch up. We don't punch down. We punch up Nobody punches up anymore. We don't punch down, we punch up. Wait. Nobody punches up anymore. We're a punch down community. I like punching down and up, but I want to know about this app. When they're in a wheelchair and you can just punch down on them? Yes. It's a company that...

Bobby owns? No, it's not owned. It's a portion. Does Nick DePaulo own it? Everybody. Yeah, Nick DePaulo, Roy Scoville, and Bobby. Look at that picture of Sam. Because here's the thing.

And Jordan? Put anything up that you want. All your dates and everything, but when people go to it, all you have to do is give their email, and then you get all their stuff. Can you tell them I want to be closer? I want to be featured closer.

I'll take that. And you're still scrolling. Oh, is this the girl who's doing Josh now? Is she doing Josh out of Myers comedy? Who is that? Who? Oh, is she really? Can I see it?

Jade Kettepreda. Jade Kettepreda. She should do it now. So she's going up to, what's your shirt? Give me some. Do it. I always said we need more Josh Out of Myers. I always do that.

Well, I have always said we need a girl Josh Out of Myers. I will say, I feel like he is the girl Josh Out of Myers. Well, maintenance level wise, yes. I've spent more money for food for Josh than I have for Christine. Listen, I love Josh to death. That's why I will destroy him out of love. When I realized that God damn comedy jam was the jam was Josh Outta Meyers, I am not over it yet.

The jam is just his fucking initials. I'm so mad about it. Oh my fucking god. You didn't know that? Does it make you sick? Are you shitting me? Does it make you sick? Are you shitting me? Does it make you sick?

Wait a minute. Jim is Josh Atwater? I want to flush him. I want to flush his head down the toilet. I think that's coincidence. No it isn't. I don't think it is. I hate the way they stick up for their little son.

I don't think it is. We love your boy. They just stick up for their little son. I don't think it is. We love your boy. We love your boy. I love him too. Christine, your son is an asshole. I think he's excited it works. I don't think it doesn't work. It's their fault that they had their son a drum set and now we, this is what we have.

I love Josh. He started going by Jam a long time ago. Even before God damn comedy Jam. They stick up for their kid. I love your kids. I've known him a long time. Didn't you make up for the kids I don't have a long time didn't you make fun of him in your special? I'll make fun of him of course. That was just musical crowd work in general. I got a lot of that I I made this thing that I made that trailer months ago oh before he was doing musical no no no no no Josh this is not about Josh that's not about Josh at all Jay's gonna get a phone yo man what's going on I'm just trying to do what I do what they do is different what I do is different it's just a thing

I like everybody you want to get some nachos. I'm buying but I'm also eating all them but Josh Also, yes, but he never get what I was saying about Josh You made the clip a while ago. I made the clip a while. Oh, yes. I made a thing a while ago Yes, isn't about Josh. It was the timing that worked out very unfortunately was one of the girls had tattoos And I just had her just giving them like shitty like sad girl like crowd work to do like for her that thing and it came out that trailer came out like three days after it was set to

come out three days after the Natalie Cuomo so I saw Bonnie McFarland she was like she's really I feels like like you made that thing about her. I was like, how fast do you think I could do that? I go, yeah, I go with that. It'd be a pretty great production value for the amount of time I would have had, but I was like, no, I made that a long time ago. But you know, if you feel it, you.

I can't do anything about that. The Josh is Josh. I tried to have Josh do it, honestly, but he was out of town. Josh is Josh. He couldn't do it. My son, my dad, Jay, and my mom, Christine, they feed me good.

We really do feed them good. They feed me so good. Now Bobby, Uncle Bobby can be a dick sometimes. But you know what, he's got a point. I'm who I am. Have you done the jam? I have. I've done it.

I did. It's the source subject. First of all. What happened? It's so much fun. How'd you fuck the jam? I have. I've done it. I did. It's a sore subject. First of all. What happened? It's so much fun. How'd you fuck it up? I don't want anything to do with it. I did it.

I did it the first time. I did it the first time. I played the drums. Ego's got the word. I did ACDC. I feel the ego. Did ACDC the drums. It was awesome.

Which song? Back in Black. Back in Black. Was it, right? They was singing. Josh was out the front. You know, bangin' blame, hello! Coming back to me and whatever.

It was fun. Small crowd. I felt bad. I threw my... You gotta throw a small crowd in there? Wasn't a big crowd. It was at Just for Laughs. They were good.

There were no small crowds. Is that why it went out of business that one time? I threw my drumsticks in the crowd at the end, which you're not supposed to do, hit a chubby chick in the face, and at the end she goes, with her eyes shut, she goes, this is yours, and she gave me the drumstick. She was like, I was trying to get hit in the face by you,

but not with a drumstick. She didn't even know who I was. She was there to see, jam! Anyways, so. It was big crowds, catacombs. That was pretty, it was all right, it was a good crowd. It was a good, but not as big as I've seen at a Scanny Fest, right?

But when we did it again, when I joined the Bonfire, when Not Dan came on the crew and he's like You know Jay was like every year me and then we do the thing and we go I don't okay Whatever we went down and we buy all these stupid hats and a lot of fun and we buy scarves and we're all dressed like cowboys and in in Austin and Josh this got we did not What are we dressing up little cowboys in Austin? But Josh... What, are we dressed up like little cowboys in Austin?

So what? So Toby's made a lot of money doing that. I'm just doing what I'm told, by the way. I'm just trying to fill the shoes of that fucking Frankenstein that was here before me. And uh... You're doing good impressions. Thank you very much.

Yeah, slim Jim. Anyway, so... So anyways, we go and do it. Josh brings up Jay. He's like, you ladies and gentlemen, this guy is the king of New York. The man. You're not sitting it up properly.

Why? I'm not gonna. What's going on? I thought you gave me the wrap it up. Cause we have to go. No. Oh, I'm sorry, I looked at the sign. Do we have to go?

Yeah, we have to go. We have to go very short. We have to take a break. But we and Bobby were gonna sing Wanted Dead or Alive by Bon Jovi. I wanted to sing Kelly Coxson, by the way. Since You've Been Gone. Which I thought would be funny, sing me,

sing, I love Kelly Clarkson, I'm just a big fan. Nah man, it's not good for the crowd, they won't be into it. Bobby, it's not about being fun in the comedy jam, it's about living that moment, dude. This is your moment to really do it. A moment like this. Apparently, it's not about that.

Now I know why Annie doesn't do the jam. Oh, God. Can you imagine? He says to me, we got to pick a song that the crowd's going to be into. So we pick Bon Jovi. Wanted to Dead or Alive? Wanted to Dead or Alive, fine.

Me and Jay, going to sing it. Mostly Jay, but yeah, yeah. No, I'm going to sing it to him. Big fan. He gets in the mic. I'm going to sing it to him. thing I'm gonna sing it to and we're all gonna do have fun and then he brings us up Do you have it? Do you actually have it? No, you don't have it He brings us up and he I'm standing there to bring you Jeff ladies and gentlemen

This is my wearing hats both wearing hats and scarves. I have a fucking scarf on I am fucking you guys Let him tell me give it up. This guy's the king of comedy in New York City. He's the funniest guy in the world He's my best friend give it up for big We start walking up and Bobby doesn't walk up and then Josh looks over us and I go and he goes and Robert Kelly over us and I go and he goes and Robert Kelly it did not inspire Bobby to go out there and give his best performance. If I did that to him he would understand the joke. He wasn't kidding. Wow. And Robert Kelly mumbled it. When I walked on stage people people were like, who's that? Who's that guy? Why is he wearing assless chaps? Why is Bobby Pss? Oh, we're underselling too.

He's right. Scarves, hats, cowboy shirts. We did the whole thing. I felt like such a dick shit. Then I get out there, I'm trying to shake it off because there's people. And then he's like. And me and Josh, we're looking at each other's eyes,

hitting the notes in the microphone together. Standing in front of me. Standing in front of me. Standing in front of me. And like when you went through the pain that real bands go through. We're back to back, singing in the microphone. So Journey broke up. We go, Bobby, Bobby, scram. We're going to do Living on a Prayer next.

The part where it's like, I see you in a million faces. They stepped in front of me! And I rocked them all! And they put their arms, I rocked them all! And I came up and we had them, won't it? Yeah, when I said rocked them all, I did the thing where I let Josh run up my knee and I flipped him backwards. And I rocked them all.

Bobby was sitting down I think by that point. Yeah, I'm done with the jam. No, we gotta do it again. No way. Totally, dude. I will never fucking do the jam again. No, I need you with the jam. No, we gotta do it again. No way totally dude. I will never fucking do the jam Unless I get to do Kelly Clarkson. You can do car. That's my I've bombed at the jam like three times Right you think I think Josh is right in that sense. Yeah, I'm sorry Jacob wants to jerk couple guys off

Jacob, can you show me what you mean by that? Oh, yeah Oh, yeah, yeah, but that's more of like a that's more like mushing them I think you kind of like we should do one of these yeah Yeah, you want them to be on your tits though not your face. I respect that I respect that We're hanging out with Annie Letterman Annie would is live at the stand in New York City March 5th and 6 After that and he's gonna be at Anchorage, Alaska chill Q Charlie's. I'm doing Such a cool place No, but I'm there for like one day. We're moving so I have to find a place and shit

So I should be there for long. I'm like popping in so 11-hour flight or something It's actually not that far cuz I'm in LA, but it's five hours or whatever. Yikes, but it's fun though out there I can't wait March 14th, Los Angeles March 18th in Philadelphia March 27th for tickets and access to the patreon visit Annie letterman.com And Eleanor special no country for old women streaming right now on YouTube You can listen to Eleanor in the comedy store podcast available wherever you listen to actually don't listen to that one But listen to my podcast Annie Wood.