The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Drunk Filmmaking (feat. Justin Silver)

Episode Date: November 23, 2021

Justin Silver joins The Bonfire and tells the gang about hiring a drunk to film him at a crazy Orlando gig!Stream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/BonfireFollow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM @DanSoder www.DanSoder.com@BigJayOakerson www.BigJayOakerson.com@IAmJustinSilver www.IAmJustinSilver.com

Hey, I'm Big J. Okerson. And I'm Dan Soder and welcome to the Bond Fire Podcast. Yeah, it's a podcast and it's also a radio show. You can hear our full show every day on Series XM. Go to series6m.com slash Bond Fire for a special offer. And now, the Bond Fire with Big J. Okerson and Dan Soder. It's the Bond Fire. It's 5 PM Eastern.

This is Faction Talk Series XM 103. I'm Big J. Okerson. That's 5 PM Eastern. This is Faction Talk, Series XM 103. I'm Big J. Ocarson. That's fire retardant. Yeah, good luck. Good luck getting it, my fire. Wearing his pen's oil jacket today because he's actually chilling in the studio. How's chilly outside, too?

I'm underdressed. I just, it's trying to wore this lace number. You're sick. What? I think you're sick. It's not chilly outside. Why would you say I'm sick? He's maybe getting a little something. A little something something? Yeah.

So you throw his little scratchy and you're cold. So you know, your bones cold, that kind of cold. Could you run up to get a jacket? Yeah, because I just knew the jacket would make it a little bit better. Do you just not want to say that your bones are cold now because you don't want people to think you're sick? I don't have a bone chill. You have a chili bone. I don't have chili bones. That's the kind of cold that Calgary is that I hate Where it hurt your bones on the other side in the winter I just want to remember in the fucking studio. We had an NPR tone going there for a

Lake also found the lake was drafty. Yeah, I've done a little light painting this weekend A nice outside scene with a barn Yeah, I've done a little like painting this weekend. A nice outside scene with a barn and a old happy little tree. Our guests in the studio joining so we've got to finish. There's so much to finish. There's new developments. It's only drabter. It is the Beast Master himself, everybody,

Justin Silver in the house. And the animal kingdom there's only one justice Alcorn low-con come to me. I have to say in the I have to say in the defense Dan's offense you do not have an accurate appraisal of temperatures Jay It's freezing in every hotel room. I was a little chilly outside. Okay. I'd wear a fire retarded jacket To thanks dude, you're welcome. We can say that word and you're wearing a sweatshirt. You like Justin Give it true give me taste to the Christine drop

Remember I said that before there she is I'm here totally yeah Christine's topless for you Justin. I didn't know she felt that way Well, you know her this drop you dump me. I'm trying to fuck Justin So first person dude Shit coming after you coming at chas so my death was holding straight eye contact right now Yeah, my death vapes mobs and my death would be good or sweet And Christine's not usually in the short kings, but of all my tall friends, she's coming for that hog, dude I think she saw your piece in that picture one too many times. It was a screen server for a while. Yeah, she wants to see what it's all about. Yeah, that's what it's all about. Hockey, Poke. Wait.

Yeah, I was nervous. I was holding my wiener. Christine in Texas, Jacob in Florida, everyone else in studio. Just you know she's on showered, so enjoy that Justin. No, I showered. Oh, for Justin. For Justin. I want to look my best for Justin. Hey, Justin. He just shows up with full face and makeup.

Hey, you look my eyes extension. Oh, it's crazy. When I'm in this studio. It's crazy. You caught me reading this book, how to deep throat better. When I'm in this studio, Jacob's like, Jacob's like, can I get you a coffee?

She's like, I'll get it. It's okay, I'll get it. I'll get it. It's okay, Justin. You want it? Hey, Justin, we're gonna do this live segment where I rub you down with oil. It's just funny.

It's just funny. You think if I sent you a picture of Christine's face and Lou had you a loop of her saying, I'd totally I'd fucked it. I'd, what do you say? I'm fucking Justin. You don't mean I'm a fuck. You don't mean I'm trying to fuck Justin. I'm trying to fuck Justin. When did that happen? You're gonna pound to that. Huh? You know what? I'll take I tell you what happened. Honestly, we were talking about nothing. We were saying hello to everybody else. Like also we have Christie lovely Christine Evans here. She

goes, you don't dummy I'm trying to fuck Joe I'm like okay that's a nice intro that's a hard way to start the show to bring us off of what we were talking about last episode in camp by the way remember the easy me remember the NWA had a suck a dick I used to jerk on tape I'm fucking tape with the yellow Sony sport yeah according to rewind fast rewindwine, and I used to jerk off the intro of that when the girls explaining how to suck the deck. Oh, so for Steen, exclaiming she's trying to fuck Justin is definitely gonna make it on your real house. Yeah. Nice.

Nice. I'll take that. Compliment nice. Nice, I'll take that compliment nice She's her boyfriend dump there. She trying to fuck me suck me off I'm trying to So fucking funny, I just need to enjoy bang Christine. She throws a mean slobber at it and Yeah, she goes for it. I'm gonna uncomfortable now. Uh, Justin, you enjoy Bank Christine. She throws a mean slobber at it. And, uh, yeah, she goes for it. I'm going to be comfortable now. Yeah. Well, do you want to hear the beginning of your song? Yeah. Is it just don't bite it?

Just don't bite it. No, it's she's gone. She's explaining it. So she's getting the song. I think that's it. Are you talking about gently place the balls into the mouth? Yes, yes, she's got she's explaining it's like she's giving the song The name of the song. I think that's it. Are you talking about gently place the balls into the mouth? Yes, yes, yes, she swallowed it. She well Damn Jay Can I show up? I think one of the greatest rap albums of all time. I never liked the song And WA my apology serious niggas for life. That's the name of the album. I'm sorry. I'm my apologies every we get pretty naughty about it Yeah, a little bit. Okay, here it is. I'm like at 643,000. I'm gonna get a I'm gonna get a full job. I'm gonna get a

big. You think you go swear to God. Dude. That was playing weird. Well, that's why we're full. We got your full impact. Rock Justin's pants This is like the first girl whoever told you she would like to do this is like this is doing shit to me, man Um, you haven't played yet though. I know but knowing that it's coming is even doing stuff to me. I'm feeling feelings Yeah, you know she's in the room shit Gently place the balls into the mouth and No, this isn't it. It's the other one It was the other all baby I can't really place the balls into the mouth and... HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Off a hundred miles in running just an argue with me a bit a little Wayne song. It was wrong the other week

So he might be wrong. You still didn't play it so I don't think I was wrong about that dude. You didn't play it in the car Buddy, I'm all right guys. I don't want to be I'm always right. I'm not there. It is Yeah, yes Yep No, has this ever happened to you It's is the white guy voice Does she do it properly after she do it right after he's? No after after the like

Raps rather it's she's like the first place to think it's a rap set at her then she does it right She's doing a good job in giving like a tutorial for a little bit They drop that in a sublime song. I know idea where it was from before you like that Oh Not this and I skewed the first one in rap. I remember has this ever happened to you Let's see what happens does her teeth getting the way while she's sucking your dick? Does she know how to suck a dick? I think it's after I had that same problem until my bitch went on bought NWA's new book entitled The Art of Sucking Dick.

Lesson one. This is the part, baby. First, you grab the dick. Next, you gently lick it up and down. Then, insert it into the mouth this part take it slow don't rush it and before you know it splash oh coming in your mouth do you want to take a lot of NWA songs are very graphic

descriptions of them all pulling their weeners out together and fucking a girl and like in a train like running a train on her which is so I I don't find that to be very black culture that I was aware of most black eyes Didn't want to pull their dick sat around other dudes. They didn't play that gay shit. No, they know pulling out my weener Doing drugs a rose that one of the funniest fucking most angry days of our CMOS cream green me and Joe the Rosa Oh, I know story at a hotel doing a gig in Cherry-Home, New Jersey Sure shout out the red morning joke comes out of the shower naked men's over

Naked right in front of cream dude spreads his ass cheeks and tries to push out a fart and a little third pops out They fought the entire there was even fight over that they found a different reason to argue the entire ride home and a little turd pops out. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha And it was so funny because I'm like, oh no, see me. I laugh about it. I laugh about it. I don't enjoy that he farted. I'm annoyed that he also shit, but also I see how funny it is that he shit. I know that he's gonna be really funny, but I also get somebody being like, I don't wanna be part of anything involved with that.

I get both sides, so I felt bad. It's very torn in the middle. It's like, creamy shouldn't be that upset about it. However, Joe, what are you doing? What are you doing? You're just like a shit on the floor of our hotel. So it dropped. It didn't like poke out and go back in. No, like a little squeege of turd. It little dingleberry. Yeah, like a fucking like, like a, if a, a GI Joe made a log. You know, I mean, yeah, just like a fucking, I mean, was it thin? Half inch Costco sample size buddy. Kurt called me. This is this is like years ago

I haven't talked to Kurt in forever and he just calls me so hey man. I really need to talk to you I'm like what's up? He goes you know anything about thin shits I like what do you mean thin shits he goes? Yeah, but I'm shitting lately. They're really thin like pencils And I'm like why am I the really thin like pencils and I'm like why am I the person that you're thinking can handle this situation I don't know what Justin you've been pounded in the ass as it changed the shape of your shits just make come out of Lucy using it I don't know is it come tight wrap like a present here shit thin it just come out like a big cough like a belch of shit like a shotgun blast that's a good that's

a good visual but like a toad, you see what I'm saying? Absolutely Christine's webcaring for you Justin look at us spaghetti straps Biggerly holding in those where I can only describe as pencil eraser nips. We're on limit. We're on a limited time Oh, yeah, so we got to get to the end of this story. Let's kick him out But I also don't know what's omitted listen Omitting what the evidence that was given today? Should lay it all out there. No, dude. Listen, man, no, because I know, let me just let me say it, let me let me let me

say it. So where we ended the Orlando saga. We're not even at the hotel. Friday, we finished the girl. We'll finish the story. Apply titled Friday night in Orlando. Give us a recap of the night. Recap of the night. Show, first show, is weird. They have late show energy talkative, but fun. A lot of campers.

Lady said, child abuse wasn't funny. He walked out of the show. Justin hired a photographer to videotape his sets. Three camera shoot. Pretty high-tech stuff. Kind of turns out the dude's going through some stuff gets hammered comes kind of a problem tries to drive home just in in his friend get in the way and Then my friend brings back just not even a friend. He's so Florida. No, she lives down She lives in Tampa. She drove out

My friend who also lives in Tampaons drove out that he's waiting for the shows up backs the else out during the show that after the show comes back stage with a drunk woman who's upset that i made a heroin reference and continues to cry uncontrolled because her boyfriend died of heroin two weeks before which at first i'm very your boy was moving and trying to get that fucking said sorrow

put a pussy and then was very empatheticetic man Justin and I were both empathetic. Justin was very empathetic towards the photographer I was very empathetic towards this woman to a point When we got back to her hotel and smoking a joint with me my friend and her outside Faris wheel she was like a her hotel It was there staying together in the same room, but sleeping on different beds fun for him Why'd you go? Oh my god. Because their car was there. Dude, your buddy is trapped in a shit thing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Buddy there. She was screaming at him when we wouldn't get pull over for the Ferris wheel. Yeah. He was screaming. See a dumb dumb. Nice sweet boy. I think he's just, you know, see a dumb dumb. No, he's smart.

Can I ask a question? Because he's wrapped up in a thing. He might, he might be an action of a somebody you're a let me tell you something, he's an emotional dumb dumb. But is he banging her because I don't think so. I think I don't think so. I think there's a separate best. Yeah, there's friends.

Right, but he's, that's not where he wants to be. He's putting in the, your friend just died face time. Your boyfriend just died. I'll be the guy there and when you're ready again, I'm gonna be the one like I just need to feel good She's gonna do the monsters ball. I just need to feel good. I miss him so Let me tell you something there's a guy a big fan of skanks Sweet sweet kid and I'm I feel terrible for getting his name right now, but he's Canada Edmonton Mm-hmm, and he. He killed himself. She's

Depression who's good-looking kid his girlfriend was smoking. It's smoking. Not Still a fan. She's great But like I had the wonder after that. I'm like all his boys dude had to be sort of waiting around like Sorry old West rules. They were all like like oil. Yeah, like oil, like oil worker guys. That mentions the Dallas of Canada. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well said. Yeah, and so it's like, it's all oil worker guys. So they just have these smoking hot girlfriends. They make money and shit. Yeah. I mean, a lot of dazzled tight t-shirts, a lot of affliction wear. But very old West feel where you're one of those friends is moving in like I should take care of you and the baby now I step in well you and your kin your mind now I step in and take over for Cody

Rest in peace all right that guy was great, but yeah, man So he unleashed the crackin' on me, and I try to go to Wall Wall. Finally getting to Wall Wall after she screamed, I got out of the car, gave him the keys, didn't see him. That's where we left off. Yeah. I'm currently in a Wall Wall with a long ass line

that I ordered the same, which I get in the line. First off, there's just this. I was at a Wall Wall for 35 minutes the other day. Crazy. After Slipknot, it let out. And we went to the closest Wall Wall, and that's just this I was at a wall off for 35 minutes the other day crazy after slipknot it let out And we went to the closest wall wall and that's just a mistake mistake and that was a mistake anyway every It's like the bathroom's fun off the air once you go to the third one. Yeah funny people watching for sure sure funny people watching but This wall wall the line. I was like damn. This is long. I kept doing that and I was high because we just smoked and I was like damn sure

I'd be fucking and you're in Florida wall wash you know you might be let down anyway yeah but I ordered my normal my turkey haggie and I got in line to pay for it in front of me was just a miniature little uh Florida wigger with like one of those you know charming guys he's like yeah it was something I mean he was someone was like talking to everybody around him and I'm like please don't talk to me. Yeah. He wears tight, tight shirts under blazers maybe. Ah, so I'm trying to remember what he was wearing. Now he wasn't like dressed up. He was kind of like casual whatever. And he's like, and he goes, what's you know about Miami?

And I was like, uh, nothing. And he goes, you don't know anything about my truck. Major drug port. Yeah, you don't know nothing about the 305. That's what he keeps saying. You don't know anything about my- Drug major drug port. You don't know nothing about the 305. That's what he kept saying. You don't know nothing about the 305. You know you should have spoken the words of a ice ice baby. I was just gonna say, give him a little vanilla ice.

You're like, yeah, I see. A1A, D1F. I'm looking right at him. D3A, I'm looking right at him. The girls are hot, all dressed in bikinis. He's like, yeah, yeah. But we jealous, because they're all getting off. We were, there's a woman working at WawaWaw, just a black chick with a mask on, just not

feeling his fucking thing. Were you? Make a sandwiches? No, like at the counter, like ringing people up. Okay, that's fine. It's fine. I'll out. Was he wearing all white?

I forgot he was wearing it. Like, I like his wears all white. Get those black people away from those WawaWaw sandwiches. They could be at the front counter. I don't want to make it to sale. We've gone through this already. Yeah. Yeah.

Remember, it was the most challenging argument I've ever had to make. I said, Black people making Wawa sandwich because there's that song that even tells you there's no Wawa's in the hood. Yeah. So they don't have a passion for the product. Ah, okay.

That's what I said. It's all like getting homage butter. They've been doing it for centuries. But if I saw some fucking Karen working at a waffle house, I'm turning around. Yeah, it depends how many. I'm turning around. It depends if there's a faded rose tattoo on that tin.

Maybe you could be white garbage enough that I'll accept your waffle house-ness, but I'm talking about a chick who's like, just like, looks like what the fuck are you doing here? White girl big daddy. This is why trash makes the best wall. Yes. Yes. He's coast. Yeah. I don't shy away if a woman's got real fucking, I mean, awful teeth. That was a bad teeth short reddish hair. It's gonna be which is gonna be so far on tattoo anybody that might have pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop 305 and he's like telling her he's like I'm trying to tell him I'm trying to school him about the 305 speakers Dwayne Wade holds that shit and she's like Okay, and he's like you know why speaking of which let me get a pack of 305's they have cigarettes called 305 You love it. Let me get you a number girl. You fun. She was like I see some of my ham. I see some ID. He's like

She's looking me. I'm thirty two. You can you see some my D? She's like yeah, I need to see some ideas like found don't count right. She's like starting to, you can see some ideas. He's like, yeah, I need to see some ideas. Like, found don't count right. He's like, no, I need to see some ideas. And he's like, can't find it. Just get out of line. Just get out of line. Gives up totally.

Gives up totally. Dude, I'm gonna come back to you. I'm gonna be, you say it was little. It'd be fun if he was just a child, doing his best in depression. That would have been great. Uh-huh. What do you mean, ID?

Clearly, I'm older, look at me. The way I'm talking and shit. Let me dip out to the tree house, oops, I mean my townhouse. What you know about the 305, they closed the parks at seven. Yeah, we'll know that. Three swimmer that you was community center every day from five to seven. adult swim is adult swims only 15 minutes Catch it makes everything better No, sir's closet's a scary Leave the door open The dog went up state to grandmas.

But he, so I get wrong. I got him with a lawn s'mores. So sad. I went and bought my sandwich and my hers and my gatorade and a fucking sweet cookie and a nice little chocolate chip cookie. As in the front counter. Yeah, a wall watch chocolate chip. Yeah, big one. Yes. Yes, rip that motherfucker right when I go home

I just got a stick or do to the other day that was a motherfucker really yeah, those brownies are what's up? brownies are what's that? Yeah, so man We're she's nation-lasted a hot second in this room. I'm sorry, man Why he's just got a fucking great product over there. It's kind of damn, I don't know what they're putting it. When they're bad, they're whatever. They're good, they're good. Whatever they chase fame, we know what they're trying to do.

So I can't quit you. I can't quit you salty bitch. So I get my wall and I get wrong up in the ladies. It's gonna be about 20 minutes. And I was like, fuck. From now on, she's like, yeah, from now on, it was, it was like 25 minutes. And then by the time I got back,

it took me a good hour to get wall, wall. By the time I got back to my hotel, so I was eating at like 130. It's so much drama on the way, man. But honestly, yeah, honestly. Yeah, not for nothing. Let me take a shift for real. Cut the cross off that motherfucker.

Like my mom too. Yo, my pussy gets mad when I have a wall. I kept thinking while I was waiting for the sandwich, I kept thinking about what if she wouldn't have spazged after the Ferris wheel and I would have had to be in wall wall with her. Oh man. So I keep I kept being like this. Did the Ferris wheel? No, I don't know. It wasn't even open. You dropped them off there. I went to Wawa Yeah, I ignored her which you saying the Ferris wheel. Okay, I just dropped the wall But they left from Wawa. Yeah, and you took an Uber from there. Yeah, yeah smart. Yeah, fuck that a bit Justin was already gone Justin left from the show remember with the

Photon oh yeah, I was dealing with that and I the eye is doing you doing jeek kundoh and his He's been he's doing blind monkey dude. I'll tell Okay, I have to deal with it fucking went all char he went on Martin she knew that fucking thing Apparently fucking Justin thought he was in zeppelin I wasn't thought he was in Zeppelin. That's how he was. I can't see so good. Is that Mick Mars from Motley Crew over there? I thought we were telling silly's didn't know Keith Moon had a problem with the decor.

So I can't see so good over there. So Saturday, I fucking Brett Michaels. So Saturday I get lunch with Matt, my friend Jay, and then we do our shows. Shows are great. First one was very fun. Best show that we can. Second show, Jacob was there with his mom. Yeah.

Oh, can I add this? Yeah. The photographer, first thing in the morning, he goes, This is great. This is great. He goes, no acknowledgement in what happened. And he goes hey man So what time tonight? I'm like no, no, no, we have to talk. I love that and I go listen to guy was a problem

I was a truck the way the way couldn't wait to go back because he was like dude free boo. He probably drank for free He's like oh no, I made him pay his tail. I'll tell you about that. So I'm like dude. We need to talk He goes I go listen man. You can't like I hired you to do this thing I appreciate the setup and all that but like you got wasted and I had a half my night was like taking care of you and carrying your ship back to the thing because you don't start and then either this thing is like you know I can you I use it cry if I cry it's out of me yeah I'm fine I'm fine because left so he, someone slips something in my drink.

I go, let's not do that. Come on. Let's not do that. Come on. I go listen. And I said it and I go, listen. I go, I said, listen, dude. Someone on this butt real bad.

I said, we're empathetic right there. I'll make him over empathetic. I go, listen, Kelly told me you got some personal stuff going on, which is understandable. So you're trying too much. You don't know me anymore apologies in that you're more than welcome back But note like just drink water other than other up until the point where you started drinking Everything was fine, but let's not do the whole thing and you don't have to apologize a million times I get it. I've been going through shit too. He's like and it's a apology a pot. I go don't mention it

Just show up do the thing I tried to mention it, and then you said we had to talk about it. I just said he goes, hey man, last night's footage looks fucking fantastic. Tonight is best, have you said seven? So I'm popping around 6.45? Like, 45?

Get there, three camera shoots. Then I had a clear at the club. I called the management there. It's fantastic. I was like, dude, listen, this guy apologizes, if you're come I asked Dan. I was like, if your come Dan was like, no problem. I asked him out. I go, if you're comfortable, they said no problem. I was just like laying in bed. And it was fine. And it was fine.

Yeah, okay. He's like, fuck this weekend. I was like, dude, I think I was about to come back on Penn State. And he was great. He was great on the second show. He was overly compensated. He had that energy of like, hey, I'm so uh... Okay, so this time I'm not fucking up. It's like, I professionally hit a record at the same time on all three cameras. So...

Little thing, I, a little device I created. Um, Justin, I'm downloading everything right now and you're needing... Go on, Bumpion. Dude, it was... I usually don't turn things over as fast as that, but I'll get that done for you. Oh my God, really? I can add some effects.

You're a good guy. This is fun. I can't wait to watch this back again. I'm happy. You know what? You're a good person too. Dude, talk to you some, how many times? It was a hundred percent of that though. How many times in me hit you with the,

I think my drink was spiked. You wanna see the text? He said, I think he hit it. I don't wanna see the text, but I'd like you to read the text of Kay and sing over there, his drink was spiked. Who, how dare, who the fuck do you gotta think you are? Here. And I got, somebody got me.

Yeah, someone saw me walking, knew they had to have me. Saw this tush. Didn't want, would not take no for an answer and just wanted to set up an easy kill. One goal. I get, I understand. This isn't my first rodeo. Wait, actually, I'm a shoot's been ruined by me having just seven or eight drinks. And then somebody apparently roofied one of them. All right, here we go. You ready? Several opportunities. 9.37 AM. I ubered home safely. I'm fucking embarrassed though. I'm sorry, I have no idea why the drinks hit me so hard like that.

That's very unlikely. Deepest apologies. I go understandable. Let me sleep in a bit. I'll call you in a few hours. We'll work it out for sure, man. All good. I'll be back tonight if you'll have me.

So fucking weird. My tolerance is usually much better than that. I'm wondering if it might have to do with the new ADHD meds I'm on. I'm messing with it. So sorry, I'm better than that. I'm wondering if it might have to do with the new ADHD meds I'm on, messing with it. So sorry, I'm better than that. Actually, talking to friends, I think I got slipped something in my drink last night. I went to bed at two, up at eight, totally fine. I've never had that happen, but that could explain it.

I'm headed there to grab my car now, at least wanted to get, but... Also, woke up in Kappa Delta size living room with lipsticks mirrored all over it. Hey, but just think I'd call him, find out. Do you like a, you're just like Dick Thargin or Dick Yorkmore, or Theron? Here it is again.

I go, who's your favorite husband on there with children? Would you like better with Marcy? Hey, bud. Yeah, he hits anything. Did he jump to Theron over the time that Fonzie jumped his shark. Anyway, give me a ring when you get a chance. Do you feel iron eagle 3 is necessary? Anyway, hit me back.

We'll talk about it. Anyways, we'll see you there. Can't wait to shoot your star. Do you think Louis Gossett Jr. hadn't had them a franchise too long? Yeah. Anyway, hit me back. Do you ever think he resented Keith David?

Anyway, hit me back. It's just some hot smocking around. Just that when you get a chance, it's mulled over. Okay, that's nice. Anyways, did you see my keys? Sorry, I hate my thumb. Did you, so. So here's again, he draw, he does it again.

Yeah. You wanna hear it again? Yeah. This is the second one. So then after I call him, I go, we don't have to do that whole thing, man. It's like, come on. He goes, I just don't feel comfortable about around you.

I'm not saying I can invite you over for Thanksgiving. Do you want to come? I don't feel comfortable about around you and your comedian pals. I mean, I think, I feel like your friends with Ari should fear this is something that you do just for a laugh. Do you want to take a vacation together? Anyways.

Anyway, hit me back. Are you thinking about me? He's not thinking about you. Did you just mean to call me? I'm sorry. It was there from a long time ago. I just thought just now. You know what? I was on the phone. So I don't know if you were calling and getting a busy tone. But uh, sometimes it's me. It's a means of lines free now. Give me a ring back when you get a chance. Sometimes they say if you're thinking about someone someone's thinking about you, then they just close me together.

Where you're swinging. My ears are ringing. Hey, I figured it was you. I would know. Anyway, give me back. I was in the shower. Did you call while I was there? I didn't want to miss it. Sorry. Well, so thinking back to last night, I'm pretty sure someone gave me grain alcohol. You know, it'd been talking to some friends. I think somebody booted me up with black tar. You know what it was? Someone knocked me out like with gas, with noxious gas.

You know what, I woke up this morning and I think I saw on the shower. I think somebody put those Rathacon things in my ear. It took over my brain and made me do different stuff Can I ask you something Justin? Do you have an alien, guinea pig that gives off mind control worms? Hey Justin, quick question. Were we victims of a heist last night? Because I feel like some soupy smoke came in and knocked everyone out while valuable diamonds were

well good worrying a star fleet uniform that happened to you anyway him be back anyways I hope smock doesn't die hit his with it uh I just think that he's like I uploaded for as I go he goes thanks again sincerely my apologies that's not how I roll I know I drink a lot capitals but I do not capitals to the level that should have affected me like that I seriously think someone else something else was at was at Play and that's also from friends that know me well and now how I handle myself either way Thank you. We don't have to keep talking about it. What's your favorite animal mine zebra Then it goes on it's about telling me how funny me and Dan are beos even better about that is just as they're funny

Even through the G in the rib and all I Can tell you guys really got your shits again. What's for it? What's funny is his friends backing him on the phone? Talk some friends about it and they said for sure It's not like me to get to drink just nine drinks How was your night last night? Yeah, it doesn't sound like you bro. Oh wait That doesn't sound like you usually know it is shit

Yeah, they want to give you they want him to stay close to you. They don't want you to get rid of him So he's saying it's not like you do you should tell him that next time you won't do that Go ahead with him tonight. You can't come over here He's like if this guy's going to come back. I guess I'll just come over you guys and we'll play like P knock-a-law night or something Is no, no, no, no, you should call him up. But that guy wants you to film. He wants you to film. They're lined up. That guy wants you to film. You were drugged. Tell me you were drugged. We'd bite you back. Then he goes, my friends are all saying I was drugged. I'm normally red.

Yeah. I'm a fun hang. Then he goes, hey, is it too much to ask? If I can get too concentrated on that, I go, I think it is it too much to ask? If I can get too concentrated, and I go, I think it's probably too much to ask. And then I go, I still have to play your bar tab from last night, and he goes, oh yeah, no, no, no, I don't, you know, I'll pay for them, and I'll pay for, take it out of my pay.

I'm like, I planned on it. And then he just, he's like, I'll cover it. I was like, I'm so excited. Polaris asking for comps, after he's come to the floor. I mean, I was just like, dude, standing in the back holding a fucking hammer. I'm like, oh my drinking's want to come check the show out these guys are some live wires you know these guys are not good at handling

their booze not like I usually like me and you guys are like me last night all the time you'll see how much better I'm these guys also I'd probably say these guys are a little more opinionated if you say something they don't like they do not react well It goes they start flipping out and he goes somebody must a GHB them. Oh, man. What's up with people getting roofied at that place? Yeah, this club's weird everyone's roofied you well We land you We end the shows Jacob comes to the late show I get to meet his his mom and his brother and his nephew

It's great. Slicking up the panties. Damn Thought it rained slow rider Got it rain turnout. Jacob is the shaking hands outside. It's hit man. Jacob was the bell of the ball Yeah, they're great time Dan. Thank you both it was a mom was a you're becoming the heartthrob The show now it's supposed to steam's been performing topless lately. It's been great seeing it was great though Having Jacob's mom see people approach Jacob. Yeah, I said it away I thought that with his nephew and stuff when he brings nephews. It's always cool. Yeah, we get different family members He brings young nephews who want to lay effort. Oh, you know, I have my amy. Yeah, it's nephews

Yeah, well, I go for the older crowd you get his mother Because you're she will even if you say a Fun offensive things what you do offensive. You're not really offensive. Be like dark jokes and stuff sure and sad little boy Yeah, that's what it she goes. Oh, he's nice. Oh, he means well look at his smile I look sinister to Jacob's you're a pirate. I'll tell you what yeah, and I say I whisper here he goes bitch I'm coming for them dolls, Jacob, not my dolls. Me, Jacob and his mom, the only three Jews in that fucking room. Really?

Yeah. Jacob's dad would have come when he was a publics. Jacob, you know what this is? Is this chicken good? No, it's not. It's not. It's not. It's not.

It's not. It's not. It's not. It's dad would have come when he was a public. Jacob, you know what this? Is this chicken good? Jacob. Why don't I just check it? Yeah, Jacob, I hate the FaceTime you do on this show, but is this a guy to check and you want?

There's a lot of fat. They, so we do the show. Is this your brother chicken? Does it matter? It's chicken's chicken. We do the shows and I go back to the hotel I'm munchin some sweet tart rope bites and Jacob hated our impressions of his family. I know it's all right I thought you really like it more Jacob this chicken's very fat. I know you know

Put your mother on the phone I've searched far and wide, but I can't find pump a nickel I swear to God if you take that note to heart Jacob, I will fucking fly down the floor to invite your nose off. No, no, I'm gonna. You talking makes this show. Don't let one comment. I swear to God, Jacob, if you don't just interrupt whenever you want to show that would be upsetting.

So this whole show's all interruptions. What do you think this show is? You think this is a good broadcasting? It's stoners We we have other guests coming in in 25 minutes and we haven't gotten to like the big part of this story Which is which is where we just nothing to do with anything that's happened so far now So after the show we know about the fucking wigger at wall wall, which was that was a fun part though Yeah, we're setting the stage here for the fucking finale

Yo crazy cash Yo, I'll write the leaves and then I'll jump in them Yo, that's how I get down you are got my name written inside of my big wheel with white out with Bitch who you talking to I'll be crossing the street by myself like a Y'all get ten bucks if I clean the drains You anyway take my number dedication need you walk away shuffle Where your doggy baby said You know it text me cuz my mom holds my phone after nine

Shhhh Respectfully Push up, so My mom knows all my past words Yo, don't get blowing up my shit Cause she might take me out of Cub Scouts She said I'm on very thin ice as it is S-P-S-A-A

Anyway, let me get back in for your fives. I D our D D these nuts by y'all y'all peace out. I don't even want those cigarettes a quick bit You're been quit for 20 years, but I want one cuz I'll be getting mad sex I just want to see if you're doing your job right like I do with the leaves Yo, I just want you know I have sex with women. Oh my God, women's women's women's women's women's women's women's so we got we leave we leave the club. Uh-huh.

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It's awesome. You get to be creed, his son. Are the controls good? Yeah, it's for Nintendo Switch. It's for Nintendo Switch boxing. Yeah, it's like arcade fighting. So it's like super big punches with like colors on them and stuff. And you have power ups. Okay. It's fun. Good. It's our Katie. Yeah. It's our cake game. So yeah, basically street fighter box. So I'm playing that or whatever.

They start getting his text from Justin. It's like my necklace got stolen. It's like right away. You look that. That's the first thing you look at you went nonsense. Yeah. Well, I did the swipe in the rear where it's paused you go so find it there's like music playing it's good turn back and I'm like it's like you do that so good and I read it and I was like you see someone like an old man farting no phone you guys you that duck so I'm we I'm looking at it and I'm like, all right, it's necklace got stolen. But I spoke to security, they're not doing shit. And I was like, all right. And then I kept watching him get angry and angry.

And then I was like, sorry man, this sucks. He's like, it's all right. I'll see you in the morning. Then it was my AirPods, then my credit card. Yeah. And I'll explain this. Okay, and I'll do it quickly. So. You brought and left them all at the club.

Absolutely not. No, okay. So my net, so when I was walking out of the room, he left them all in the greeter. We got 20 minutes to get through this. Even less is ready commercials. No. Yeah.

Okay. So, I know. So I noticed before we did a show, I'm like, show like where the fuck I get when I was leaving mid-day I I saw the May was coming in so I was like, oh you're doing this room next I tipped her and then I left when I came back right I was Ten I think 20 my necklace a sitter on I pop so I come back So I come back and I'm like, oh my god. So I come back. So I come back. And I'm like, before the show, I'm like, where's the, where's that chain I was where I couldn't find anywhere.

So I'm like, fuck it. I'll deal with it when we get back because we had to go down. Then you remember I said I had to go back up and get cash. I take my, I didn't want, I don't bring my wallet to the club. So instead of putting it in the safe, which I don't know why I didn't think to do this, I took, all I took was cash and my ID so I could tip the staff and my debit card, but I left everything else up there. Now at this point, the necklace was already missing. I couldn't find, yeah, at this point, I can find how's keeping just comes in and Florida now? They just like the old days.

Yeah. Yeah. Wow. So I so then when I come back to the hotel, I go and I'm like, we're packing and I'm like, we're the fuck on my AirPods and they were right, I left my AirPods plugged in right by, right with the alarm clock is. And I'm like, you gotta be fucking kidding me. So that's when I call security. I'm like, hey, these two things are missing.

Then I go, my wallet is right there where those AirPods were and I look and I go to put my cash, and my ID back at my wallet, and my fucking amix is gone. So then, so I call security, and I'm like, do you have cameras? Did, in the room.

Did talking heads, the gay's go by, the story. Right in the room, who am I? I'm in the room, what? Same as that.

Same as that. Same as that. Same as that. Same as that. Who is this, big hotel? What same same as an ever This isn't my credit card these aren't my goddamn air pot letting the days go by Letting the water while once in a lifetime Where's my necklace? Where the hell is my necklace? Where the hell is my necklace? So then I call security and I'm like at this point the guys are alright this at first I was like listen

He goes we're gonna really lean on these maids don't wear I go don't do that That's what he said like lean on him he goes we'll get this I'm up close off ladies Donde Roberta And quick question about room 238 I'll do just a guy with a flashlight lifting up their made outfits 38 I'll do just a guy with a flashlight lifting up their made outfits

You tamale into there where you gonna hide it and you fucking laptop Oh, that's where you gonna get it. Oh, your laptop squat Come on squat and call yeah, I know you might have it up there in your coin purse Also, what's up with the folds in room 338 coin purse. Also, what's up with the folds in room 338? Hospital corners, bitches. I gotta lean on. I gotta lean on these bitches. He goes, hey, this is your kid's school, right? This is the time he gets out. He's on bus number A, right? Yeah, it's interesting. It was my friend Gus, a picture of him. He's, look at that. He's where I said your son's school. Hey, do me a favor Hey, what is you send me a video? That's you son Antonio playing on the swing set What a coincidence anyway, you would have happened to find something to lost and found right?

You maybe picked up and you want to turn in and no questions. Yes, dude I love the light on this enchilada. We'll see what's up Yeah, dude. Just leaning on them. Also a guy just sitting there going, and it's smoking a cigarette talking to Justin in a house keeping detective agency going, we'll smoke him out. Oh, dude. I'm gonna send something down

the thing and we'll see who the rad is. Oh, yeah. Justin answers a phone from the hotel. They fucking go like, we got, we got we play. Keep him on the line. Here's the reality of it because I kept This is what I was doing when I was packing in the morning When Justin said it got stolen. I forgot that I was doing this because it was making me laugh by myself But I was listening to music and give me shelter came on and I was doing like a Scorsese thing where he goes thing

You don't understand about mains They don't talk It didn't steal something They're holding her. Who do you think the biggest shincers are in Vegas? Some say the casinos. Some say the expensive ticket prices. Some say the picket's down on free. The pick lock is down on free mod. But really it's the sorted world of housekeeper. It goes 1948. Housekeeper's union became one of the most powerful people in the world. That's when they could basically steal whatever they wanted.

You left your necklace out there? Boom, it was theirs. We were bringing these browns in from over the border. They were basically muleing all the stuff out of the room, but now I can point the finger All they thought was they were changing sheets. They didn't know baked into those sheets was pure uncut H Like an idiot I kept reminding the song because it was making me laugh So wait, so I go so when he says that I'm like dude You if someone stole my fucking. I'm just gonna my apologies

Why are you rolling your shirts to go home? That's how I roll my shirts. You roll. I roll clean No, they're no, why do you roll them there? Just throw it all back in when I roll them takes up less space Well, I don't the end. I just smash it all in. I'm sorry to roll back in. When I roll, it takes up less space. I don't know. At the end, I just smash it all in. I'm sorry. No, it's okay. I was like, you bring home clean clothes. I, I pack, I pack like, special needs. No, I like it.

I'll be uniform too, but at the end of the weekend, the middle of my, where I had my clothes off, folded at one point, is now just a pile. Yeah, it looks like garbage. It's being thrown right into the watching. It's like garbage. No, I fold all my dirty clothes too. So when he's dirty clothes, your clothes, dude. I'd behavior.

Dirty clothes, your clothes. I don't know, I'm waiting for it. Dirty clothes, your clothes, your clothes, your clothes. Please get to this, please. Sure. Just, I mean, you have a way with the story. I mean, let's get to it. So no, when he first, when he first, I'm like, listen,

don't worry about it. When I just started with the necklace, I was like, I don't give a shit. Then when he first, when he first, I'm like, listen, don't worry about it. Like, when I just started with the necklace, I was like, I don't give a shit. Then when was the AirPods and I was like, all right, now I give a shit. Then when we was the credit card, you didn't realize the credit card until we left the next morning. When we left, when we were on our way to the airport, yes, he said, no, that's when I called him. Oh, no, no, that's when I realized it, right? You realize on the way to the airport. That's correct. I right fine. I'm doing the morning just in the air a chance that maybe it was stolen by a ghost

Trish back it down. Oh shit Just what you hey Danny you told me you're going to Orlando and I had to look it up That jewelry fee from the 20s is back. This thing's on bad land You say you don't have cameras, but something's projected on that wall light them up. I gotta do something She has a little idea any thick a couple Indian priests are buried under here Real shaman energy Just like the great buffalo Right line up just like the great buffalo

You see my credit card just disappeared You guys have school bus went missing right in these parts I got about a dozen little tiny ones I got to take care of Well, I'm in a minis So On the way to the airport. I noticed there was slime all over my wallet So you so I note wait wait we got a bag a little bit So I go that's right. I noticed a credit card I'm waiting the airport when I went to go pay for the luggage however after the second thing I go are there cameras?

In this room he goes now I go there cameras in the hallway and no, I go, can I call you back in just a minute? And then between that minute, I noticed that the TV was cracked. Cracked is an understatement. Yep. So I called and reported that too. And then in the morning, I noticed my credit card was gone too. So that's the story stolen Yeah, 100% because I keep this the second time you had some stolen it listen to this so I have the new pocket That's the thing about these made unions

When I thought that I went down south maybe I get a finer a finer class of people You go instead of those Connecticut fucks are just the same as those Orlando you go south of the Mason Dixon line You're following a lot of problems Mainz now there don't have to report to anybody and their bosses get a cut Or cousins up We got a piece of everything they clean. It was beautiful anytime we needed money We just went to the hotel of grease ball shit Real grease among the Italians it was real grease balls shit grease balls grease balls ships so in the morning. Yeah, so then

You called so then yeah, so then you haven't gotten your credit card back No, I cancel my credit card and then and I'm dealing and then I'm dealing with this dude the hotel Security thing. I just we just have this new podcast revenge fancy which come out I just told this story and the story of me I just had the guy on the phone as I was going back and forth and he's like well We ruled out that it was anybody and that it was anybody in the cleaning staff like a wide You inspector because they've been here for years. go okay, I've been I leaned on them What's the state is a couple kids that wound up in the ocean?

So they want to charge me they were like what we charged to charge your credit card for the incident I was like oh you mean the credit card that was stolen I That damn looks like I know something, you don't know. Oh, shit. No, but so then, and then I was like, well, what's the event? What did you do to do that?

He goes, well, our maid told us that, you know, we trust these people. I go, I'm glad you think they didn't do that, and I'm a suggesting they did. I didn't press any charge. I didn't make a police report. I let all the shit go, and I'm not paying for any incidentals of anything

You don't have my credit card number. Is there no cameras that will tell none. I asked about that. Did you look? I asked them and he said there's no credit There's no in the hallway which mean they ain't talked about this. There was none in the hallway That's a security issue. It's weird. It's weird. They actually had the video of Justin with his credit card Like I'll put this back here You know what? I'm gonna do the old switcheroo with boggling You know what I'm gonna safely libra him I'm balanced now. I'm gonna put this necklace in this dirty sock That way I know it's already packed and I don't have to worry about it

There it is Well the resolution is there's no resolution. There's no resolution. They never found out who did it and that's that. I'll tell you what the resolution was. Go. Danny Soads got involved this morning when my agent called me and he's like, hey, yeah, the hotel reached out to the club.

I tell you. Apparently Justin, there's a broken TV and Justin's critical. I'm the one who reported and i was like yeah i don't know i went so remake that's just a little giggas sometimes we get a little rough off of the after you know

yeah well i don't know if you want to go looking for that mud shock but i don't think you're gonna find it fucking justin-bock yeah dude well what what what is going to happen i'll tell you you exactly absolutely nothing's gonna happen because here's with deal Tell you what who's gonna find out something happens? Boy Danny Soats here's about it. I just call the club love Justin now. Here's nothing's gonna happen all things in my

I hate not hate it's the wrong word. I just find it hilarious when people speak in Heavy-definite Absolutely out there's the yeah, there's the wrong word. I just find it hilarious when people speak in heavy definite. Absolutely. Now there's the, there's the, there's the Christine and Lewis version that just mindlessly says it, not realizing the thing I'll silly it sounds to make these declarative statements. Yeah.

Um, Justin does it. Justin does it in the great, uh, Justin doesn't, the great like Jewish, no fuck yeah. It's where it makes me very comfortable. He goes, I'll think that's gonna happen. What's gonna happen is they're gonna be fucking jammed up the answer to lawyers if I have my ass saying about it.

And they're gonna fucking fold. And they're gonna do the right thing. Cause that's how it gets done. Do you know what happens? Do you know what happens? Do a car when it's stuff in traffic. Can't go 60 miles an hour. So that's what I'm gonna do.

I'm gonna put them in traffic. And I'm gonna say, it's like I'm making a fucking mob boss feel comfortable with me to get them up. No, this way I had this conversation But that's the thing with Justin. He always found these situations to get it Something about that Justin. I just knew the loopholes. He always knew he always knew if he played around The nothing bad. I know if it was his ju mom Or if it growing up in Queens, whatever it was, if you needed a straw, you sent Justin,

you need a cider ring, you sent Justin. He was your guy, you gotta know. But Justin had a problem. He was a call. Justin got him. But Justin had a problem. He always had to have an argument. He always had to be right.

Had to be involved with that. God couldn't hang on the whole piece of jewelry to be right. Had to be involved. God couldn't hang on the whole piece of jewelry to save his goddamn fortune. He kept losing necklaces and this would make Justin flip out. The guy was on his seventh pair of iPods at some point and they do. Get some over the years. Yeah, get some wires. Dude, lose dying. Dude, listen, this is the conversation. We recorded, because we did it on air on the Zodepod, and he's just like, he's like this floor to dude,

and he's just going on and on. I'm all the year old, wrinkle down. He's just going on. Well, Mr. Silva, sounds like you got a gator, Luke, in your room. You're on the glades there. What happened is apparently a swamp creature came in that need a new ear buds in a necklace. Oh, you won't find that probably one the neck of a bog.

You ever think it might be a swamp hog came in here and snorted up your ear buds. What you guys are brown What's going on? Oh, there's a bunch of hot dogs on that floor you pick the wall Come on there with that ball muscle. Let me tell you right now. I'll tell you you Come on there with that ball monster. Never tell you right now. Creole tell you you won't get down the earbuds back You all think about it. You said body your pocket for your Apple AirPods Chasing us what happened to TV you go wicked washing your Whatever you walk your boat Travel evil spirit coming you and now pop monster Yo, tell your postations. Trevor evil spirit coming you and now pop monster

Point on TV. Oh, fuck dude. This conversation we had it on tape and he just said, uh, and then I go dude, dude, just stop Stop talking. I go you're repeating the same point over and over. Here's the point. I go I would just pick them up. I'm wrapping your wrong.

I I reported it. Sego you don't have my credit card. I just called the club. You conveniently left out the part about all my shit being missing So if you want to prove something the winning to do come to New York and fucking arrest me Fuck you. You're not getting a dollar for me, and I'll go call the club. Okay. That's real billions energy Fuck you Fuck you

Where's your Jewette? Where's your Jewette? Jew Where's your Jewette? Where's your Jewette? We love you Justin. I love you back. Nothing is gonna happen Joooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo on Thursday, October 27th, the 28th. Get tickets at imjustensur.com and follow them on social media. And, Jon, at I am Justin Sillin. I'm hoping he's the real Gendeloon plays. It really is. Justin was working Uncle Vinnie's.

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