The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - East Bound and Down

Episode Date: January 2, 2024

Jay asks the listeners to call in with songs written specifically for movies.

I'm Bobby Kelly and it's Big J. Ocarson. We're actually a full radio show on Series XM, not just a podcast. For full episodes of the Bonfire you can listen on the Series XM app. Go to seriesexm.com slash Bonfire for a special offer. And now the Bonfire with Big J. Ocarson and Robert Kelly. Flash! Flash! I love you! I have 14 hours to save the Earth! Augh! Okay, nerd. I don't think Flash! Ha!

Here's a miracle! Is it happening again? Was he saved again? Flash! Meow! Meow! Man, Queen made a small career out of writing songs for movies though They have that super sad one who wants to live forever for the that was the Highlander

Speaking of AIDS, you know there's a street called people with AIDS Boulevard in New York. No Yeah, no, that's what a god is it really? What is it? Which street is it eighth? It's same arcs boys. It's something that Central Park. I think people with AIDS Boulevard. We gotta do get down to AIDS Avenue and then we'll get the higher. No get our T sales higher Get our T sales. Oh, oh, no, we do get down to people with fades. I have a new I am John A. Dept. 21. Jump Street. I don't know a whole lot about AIDS with AIDS. Yeah people with AIDS plaza. Sorry at City Hall We have people calling in with songs from movies. Oh good. And I'll tell you I'm glad these got them because these are the

There's the differences in here where I'm gonna count some of these not count other ones well look at criteria well for a very own boss in here marion boston out of the park home run i was gonna say this one myself absolutely true this is exactly what i mean uh... mario give your song i know i'd like it to on our own homeboy bobby brown approach to that the Ghostbusters for the sequel to write a song and I think you like it because he's rapping about Vego

About why I'm under building. He's getting in just like Arthur's theme. He's in it You've seen the movie and it's coming up with the hit right? But can I say something Mario? Look on from Boston first of all God bless you and the Patriots Bruins Celtics Um, listen here's a thing from Boston, first of all, God bless you and the Patriots, Bruce Celtics. Listen, here's the thing. Rapping and singing is a rapping about a thing is a little easier than singing about it. Right? Christopher Cross had to sing a song. No, he does.

Oh, he goes, the car, the ghost buses in there in, can travel. Wow. Yeah, but you can kind of just mix it in. Green slime comes out of the ghost in the mouth. Hit your body in. I mean, it's just, you know, it's kind of easy. What? Hit you once, something bad, Jeff.

But he does, the whole rap is about the ghostbusters specifically. All right. Listen. Girl. No, you you gotta get to the part Go to the beginning go back to the rap he says right there so they packed up the bags got a grip came equipped put the proton backs in the pack and they split You know what you're right. This is a good one. It's about it. I mean the fact that you know that off the top of your head Makes me want to hold you put it wherever anywhere in the song I'll give you right now well we're skipping

extended mix you can wrap yourself they're in control you you know it yet yet you know it Oh We've got to take it Whoo, oh this is it heart and soul Dance I miss music like this just feel feel good. Just feel good. Dance!

Oh here we go. Too hot to handle, too cold to hold. The car that goes bust is on the ranking troll. Had to fall out for a bunch of children. Well all the wild songs under the build So they packed up and moved. Got a grip, came a quip, put the proton packs in the back And they split. What about Vee-o? The massive ego. Build a solid pack up and boot got a grip came equipped with the proton packs in the back of the day split

What about the master ego try to battle my boys? It's not legal They're in control. That's a good one yet. Yeah, you know it. You know what I take it back. It's a good one Mario good call buddy Mario welcome great example Mario can answer a question about what that was playing were you bopping in your car? rate example mario can i answer a question about what what that was playing were you bopping in your car we do i was i just got i got my car and i'm actually a little bopping standing up outside my car like that nice nice god bless selfish to that band of eighteen

good night good night good night uh... now these are uh... let's say this is not a good example here uh... kevin and marlin says uh... the vision quest soundtrack as not a good example here uh... kevin and marlin says uh... the vision quest soundtrack as songs written for that movie very true is it about the movie though kevin let's get kevin on well i'm not a hundred percent sure of me i know like

lunatic fringe uh... uh... by red rider and i think uh... crazy for you by madonna kevin kevin kevin for one, can you hold on for one second? Kevin, hold on for one second here. Christine Lunatic Fringe by Red Rider. The lead singer of Red Rider is also familiar, or is also familiar to you because he does a solo album, which he does the most famous song off it is.

Life is a highway. Boom! I almost threw hot teen your face if you got that wrong. Oh, good. God, sometimes you get so proud of her when she does that. It means all of those incessant car ride, it's trivia questions I give her, non-stop in the car I've been paying off. I know the Madonna song, I live to tell was on that too, but it's not, that's not from...

Is that movie with... Crazy for you. What movie is that again with? Is that with... Is that a vision quest? Is that the wrestling movie with... That's the wrestling Matthew Modine. When. What movie is that again? Is that with... Is that a vision quest? Is that the wrestling movie with... That's the wrestling, Matthew Modine.

When he wrestles by himself in a room... Yeah, you have me alone wrestles. Alone wrestles? He does the sprawling? The pegs. That was the big thing in the movie to me. Yeah. Defined the pegs.

Yeah. Is this... Maybe, I think. This is the main song of it. Is it about the movie though? No, I don't know who is this John wait John way out. No, this is not about the movie They they put they I think they punch this in the movie. Yeah, cuz it's probably like a hit of the day

Yeah, John wait saying ain't missing you at all from the 80s and then started a Hair mental group called Winger. Bad English. When I see you smile. I think of breath. You know someone sent me a thing they were this is pretty neat actually I got to find it and shout send it to you. It's method man talking about someone wrote he's a savant like you I don't know what they meant. So I watched the video and it's him, you know the song Method Man? Yeah. Did you see this?

He like breaks down like what his all of his influence in that song where you're like, what? And then you watch it. First of all, the METHOD man is a methods of making love by, he's like, I'm a huge hall notes fan. I saw this. METHOD, he's something. Did you say it to us? That was it. Yeah, that's like, I'm a huge hall notes fan. I saw this. That's what I saw.

Did you send it to us? Yeah, that's where I saw it. That was so cool. And then it was, it was, but there's no fan also sent me to. I mean, you have a little credit. No, Luke, I believe loose hand to us. Luke, you sent it to me. Nobody else.

I mean, I send a lot of things that you don't look at. Sure. I have a very busy schedule. Finally, I have one eye. She has it. Do you want him to explain it? Yeah, it does have a style You should get Steven singing to put a diamond in that style So we're not to look at it

Is it I don't know if this is a nice so on a different thing I think but uh, but his big thing was you know the middle of the song was like I got fat bags or stuff What that's uh come together by the Beatles. Yeah, I saw that too. I was trying to do it. I love that stuff. As you see, because I was like, I never thought it was like inspired.

I mean, you know some of the things that are, you know, like the engine, engine number, not, you know, that's from originally. But like, that was cool the way it did that. Did you see that, just a side note that Wu Tang is doing a residency in Vegas. Yeah, start. Yeah, baby.

Really? Yep. That's nice. We should do that. What does that happen? It'll be a lot of fun. It starts super-bull weekend. I'm not sure how long it's going.

What if that goes into Skank weekend? That'd be awesome. We go early. It's a starting super-bull weekend. Sphere? No. I think it's that. They're trying to do a UFC event that event

at sphere which are insane yeah that's interesting that would be crazy interesting um we have a friend Maggie is it true that we're doing the next bonfire Christmas show is at the sphere next year correct that's correct yeah we're working on that yeah no amps no. Five man acoustic jam. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh She showed us a picture in her phone once I thought she was showing me the inside of her pussy and it was just like her long and heart or something It was crazy. I don't understand what you're saying. She you can see inside of her body. Yes, Bobby She showed us her insides. I'll send you I'll send you the picture, Bobby. I don't whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa No, you're gonna want to see this no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, she's so cute and you're gonna be like a little Is she adorable Maggie's unparable you know Maggie Maggie is one of my favorite names by the way

Is she adorable Maggie is one of my favorite names by the way Well Maggie Why it was fucking long course But there's a project in the works that I cannot have followed part did you hook up with Danny breath? No, okay craft. Holly was Florida. No. Okay. She's adorable. Maggie, yeah. She's adorable. Yeah, I remember her.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. What's up? Maggie, can I ask you a question? Hey, Anne, you can really, there's a part of your body that I could open you up and look inside. I mean, you can't open the outside. No, she's not held together by magnets on the outside. There's magnets stuff holding her to get on the inside.

Okay. I think it's like her stomach, I think it's like her stomach will fall out of her butt or pussy. It's something like that. Yeah, like metal to her body. Doesn't it? The rap magnets rip out of her body? Yeah.

Yeah, she has to avoid that. Yeah, I can't get MRIs. I know. Or it'll tear through her because we're magnet guts. Yeah, she can't go into UFOs too, because they use... Yeah. Also, if you have sex with her and you have a penis piercing, it might yank into her body and fold you in half into her pussy

as it attracts the magnets in her stomach. I don't know if the science is good on any of that guys, but if she's near a bag of Hershey's kisses Attaches to her stomach But mag you had a good one say what yours was for the well the people don't feel we're being assholes here I know the exception you're gonna have on this one is I don't think the lyrics are actually about the movie But the title is I will say this is about the movie because because why would you say yes the goonies are good enough the word goonies in the title but it's never in the song I hear it yeah she does yeah oh no it's here the goonies uh this is about the goonies here'sie. This is about the goonies. She's about the movies. She says the goonies are good enough.

This is a good one. Okay. She says for you is good enough, goonies are good enough. Someone look up the lyrics. Good enough for me. Hey, yai yai yai yai. Can we say who you spend your weekend with and not tell any stories?

Piotrasa. Oh, you already said my name. I don't know. I'm a blow-over. I mean, yeah. But you're not giving any information. Is it somebody famous? I did, I did, I made a post on the campers page and I'm trusting everybody there to not, you know.

Just be cool. Write a ruin in my life. But, um, yeah. I don't understand what's happening. Like, she had something to add. I sent the bonfire on Intuitant she had some action i think i sent the bonfire on in two and pictures jay i think you sent you a picture you did you said a couple and i'm a goony there is a costume change so i got more

pictures i i didn't get any pictures what am i a morage i mean i didn't get anything from anybody this weekend dany got blown on the beach. I got Lugots. Yeah. I got a style. I got a style I can't hear it in my ears. Stop getting your shit thinking you're out. I keep putting my shit, keep having to wipe my ass and eyes at the same time. Why are they both itch so much together?

Damn. What is, what is this scenario? Nothing. She just met met she was with somebody No, listen, and that's the money magazine All the clues are here. Yeah I got to kind of make some deals and and sell a potential project that my name may be the executive producer on so That needs to happen. Oh, yeah, don't mess that up. And then we'll have all the until.

Yeah, don't yeah. We won't blow up your spot Maggie. Go ahead. And I do have a I have a present for you guys as well. Yes. Oh yeah, you told me you're sending it. Yeah, that'll be a good yeah, there it is. Oh, that's what's coming.

God, I'm so want to say something. She's undercover. I won't say nothing. I'm not want to say something. She's undercover. I won't say nothing. I'm not going to say anything. You know what's hilarious, by the way? I'll tell you guys all about it when I'm off air. But I want you to be awesome to this person.

And genuinely like them if it should be that way. Because the last thing I would want, this is a person who lives in paranoia and does believe there's actual spies living in his life. So I don't want, don't be a spy. Can I just say something else? No, I know, I'm trying to be a good ambassador. He's right. Well, turns out.

His instincts are absolutely right. If we send a spy into the involved, but I don't want a spy in there. Do you think we're the only ones with spies in his camp? No, we don't have spies in his camp but we are according to him he's had girls living at his house that have been spies so we don't want to freak him out. I actually have a... I'm... alright well I'm not gonna say nothing. I was gonna say something. Now you're gonna let you go so we don't ruin your life. Yeah, let's not ruin it. Yeah. I'll tell you guys a whole story time. Bye.

Bye Maggie. Bye Maggie. Um, I'm going to go have a this vanilla ice ninja rap. 14 years. We're Ninja Turtles. That's a good one movie. Even though it's not a great rap. It's a terrible rap. Not that bad, but it's yeah.

It was bad. Uh, Ginger Ninja. Ginger Ninja's uh, Senate couple. He's in a blood sport and Adams family values. Yes. MC Hammer made a song for the Adam's family Yeah, Adam's family. They do what they want to say. Dude blood sports got a song Blood sports has a song blood It does right put a ginger in John Ryan We're getting you hang on Ryan Ryan the ginger ninja. What's up, buddy?

Am I right about this? Because we brought this to the show a while ago, the blood sport thing. Blood sport has a scene in it where it, do you remember, do you ever see Basque ball, Bobby? I've never seen it. With the South Park, guys. Never seen it.

There's a great scene in it where he gets in his car. See if you can find the driving scene, Christine, in Basque ball. Should I see it? It's very funny. If you like South Park, it's like those guys. Do you see South Park's new thing they just did? Yeah, I think it's on. The song from Bloodspar, I think it's called Flight to Survive. Okay, I'm gonna look that up, but... What is this? So what happens in this party, he gets in the car, he puts on the radio, and he's bobbing, and like everything that's happening in the radio is like it's just describing his life Like you missed that girl you shoot it said And then it's getting super it starts getting super specific blood sport sort of has a song

Unironically not jokingly like that. It's like thinking on a train. Your girl's mad that you're gonna still fight when you said you wouldn't. Is this Bloodsport? There's the blood. But play the basic of all what first. It's always just train Parker too. I love. So talented. Everything is wrong. Nothing seems rated. Rate. So talented

Right You've got to find it This reminds me of Dane driving in the Hollywood Hills and And those words on your dick are gonna go away Let you start using topical cream every day They're the play the bloods for one you got bring it bring up on Christine things we can see it to just the screen so How is that the fuck is that what is that what was that you got on there right now? When I was on top of you what is this oh oh it's South Park guys okay I'm sorry what's the blood support son fight to survive fight to survive. Fight to survive? This is great. One of the fighting montage, but the one J's thinking of his leg is on the bus. Yeah. It is called On My Own.

Oh, go to that one. I think I remember this one. On my own. This is so, it really is just like the song for the scene. Yes. Here it is. There's one in kickboxer, too big box or two or he gets brother gets her Like your brother got a game big and you have to get revenge

Turned up her seat The question my father was a reporter. I was a good writer It seemed like the right thing for me to do and you want to be the best reporter you can be for him and yourself, right? Yes, that's right's right well I'm just trying she's like stepmom hot was that she was not she was not leading lady hard she was stepmom hot this night but he was just great go right ahead I just hope you don't end up like Jackson or worse but I'm not gonna stand around and watch it you're blowing it, I swear. Skip ahead, yeah.

Tween's on the thing. She's hot, but he's hot. Here we go. I'm a bit... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Oh, you know ballet and karate. Ha ha ha ha. We have to hide the fact that you're five foot two in every movie. We have to film exclusively on hills. Isn't that really small? Oh, John's really sure I think yeah, no, I thought I thought he'd be like like five nine five ten at least

We got thank you Ryan. Do you think they were playing the song while he was acting the scene or he just had to act with no Oh, no, I bet they took him there with the music the scene or he just had to act with no music. Oh no, I bet they took him there with the music. They took him there for sure. We don't have to take all these calls here, but I want to get a couple of these good ones here. Iced tea colors, I believe colors was the movie titles, I think, taking more from the song.

No, I think, no, there was actually stuff in it. I don't think there's things necessarily to the movie itself. I thought there was. I thought there was, I thought he the rap was Describing the movie the movie wasn't it? No, it was Yeah, let's hear I think I think it's a great song Sean Penn something not my state You see that he had us in we had them come the knee and they hit us man It's like a boy who I think the song is just really about a gang like gang wars

Mm-hmm and it ended up being the name of the movie also hang on get to ice to Not this Flamboyant gay guy who's in it for some reason here we go Cool something easy. Here we go. You this on me? Cool. I don't need your assistant so show positions any problem. My God, I just put my fist in. My life is violent.

Cutless life. Cutless. He's a dream reality. It's a knife. My color is my honor. My color is my honor. Yeah, maybe. Josh and Pittsburgh's got some good. He's got Kenny Lagan's foot loose,

which I will say, say, I'm trying to think if it actually has a thing about like, is there something in like the lyrics saying about this town, like this town can't hold in, you got a dance? And that would be technically about the movie. I did watch that movie though. What's with the stunt guy? What was it, you told me to watch with the guy from SNL. He's like an evil conie. Oh hot rod. I watched hot rod in the woods. Oh, fucking hilarious. You watched the

whole movie. Watch the whole movie. Funny, right? Yeah, it was really funny. That's a good one. Underrated one. Footloose Josh. I'm gonna say, by the way, I hope you'll be seeing in Pittsburgh near Zeef Weekend there. Josh in Pittsburgh. But footloose, I'm gonna say, by the way, I hope you'll be seeing in Pittsburgh, New Year's Eve weekend there. Josh in Pittsburgh. But, foot loose, I would say yes. Highway to the danger zone, I think is just, I'm sure he wrote it for the inspired by the movie, but I don't feel like the lyrics have anything to do. Dude, highway to the danger zone is exactly what you're going.

It's a highway to the danger zone. Is that what you call a battleship? No, highway, yeah, highway and it's going into the danger zone. So you're on the highway, right? Right. You get in the plane, you hit the button, the guy goes, and you go on the, you fly into the danger zone. You understand? Oh, I'm talking about a song with this more. It's like, Maverick and Goose are definitely going to listen to the fight. Well listen to the, listen to it. One of them will die.

It's going to be real tight. Tom Cruise is arguably hotter than Mark Astinow. I have a good one that you're going to think is lame. Sure. It's radio heads exit music for're going to think is lame. Sure. It's radio heads exit music for a film that wound up on OK computer was actually written for Bosnian Romeo and Juliet. Lame. Yeah, but it doesn't say any about Romeo and Juliet.

Lame. It doesn't say any about Romeo and Juliet. It doesn't say any about Romeo and Juliet. It doesn't say any about Romeo and Juliet. It doesn't say any about Romeo and Juliet. It doesn't say any about Romeo and Juliet. It doesn't say any about Romeo and Juliet. It doesn't say any about Romeo and Juliet. It doesn't say any about Romeo and Juliet. It doesn't say any about them. It doesn't say any about them. It but you have to sing them. What are these? Christine, you have to sing them. I'm not gonna sing them. It's a lot.

Just try. Christine, sing it. We don't have time for the song, actually. You just sing a little bit of words. No, Christine, just do me a favor, Laka Pella. Christine, we sang, Christine's own. And we made up our own lyrics.

Please, Christine, just sing it. Christine, just sing it real quick. Christine, just a real quick. A little ditty. Come on, sing it. Try it. Christine, just from the beginning, sing it. Go ahead, really? Christine is full volume.

I'm not doing it. Christine, full volume, sing it. No, Christine, it's Christmas time. But everything you it dry it. Christine is from the beginning. You got go ahead Oh, Christine full volume I'm not doing it. Christine full volume singing it's Christmas But everything you have in it Christine for us and everybody out there the campers Just everyone's listening as the holidays if you could just sing it Out loud like no one's watching and no one's listening Christine I have a cousin that's ill on the hospital listening right now. Oh my god My mom really even getting word. There's something terrible could have my mom. We have no idea. We've got no word Please for her right for my mom. Christine, good.

I'm a damn cheap. She'd want this. I can't sing. You can sing it. Just sing it a little. That's all. Just try. I'm listening to it right now.

I'm listening to it right now. I'm listening to it right now. I'm listening to it right now. I'm listening to it right now. I'm listening to it right now. I'm listening to it right now. I'm listening to it right now. I'm listening to it right now.

I'm listening to it right now. I'm listening to it right now. I'm listening to it right now. I'm listening to it right now. I'm listening to it right now. I'm listening to it right now. I'm listening to it right now. I'm listening to it, please. No, listen, please. Hold it separately quick. I can't sing this. There you go. There you go. Got it. Go ahead, you got it. Come on, everybody close your eyes.

Everybody close your eyes. Close your eyes. They're written right there. Oh, this is your favorite part. Oh, this is the part you close your eyes and you put your hair in front of your eyes. Yeah. Christine, please.

Hey, look. I'm not, without you singing, I can't tell us to do it with the movie. Christine, it was actually a right. It was a terrible idea. James and Phoenix had a good one. Scotty doesn't know Euro trip. That is a good one. That's a great one. But I mean, that's written like it's a joke in the movie, but it's so funny. What, what, what is it? Oh, please bring up that for Bobby.

This is one of my favorite scenes. This is a movie that like, I liked more than I thought. I would didn't love it the whole way through, but this scene killed me. It was so funny. Matt Damon. Yeah. Yeah.

Turn us up. So is Girol Fred, uh, what is this from? So he just talked about zero trip. It's been right before the summer after graduating in high school. Is that Matt Damon? Yeah. They go to a house party. I've never seen this movie.

They go to a house party. And the kid, the main kid's name is Scotty. And there's a guy who's playing at the party. And this is the band and how they start singing. Start from the beginning. This is so funny. Hey, listen up everybody. Got a little special thing I'd like to do tonight.

I'll play a little song for you about the nastiest freakiest little sex puppet I know. Fiona. And is the guy Scottie's girlfriend? That's, that's Lois Lane. Fiona Is the guy Scottie's girlfriend That's uh, that's uh, lowest lane. This one's for you baby. Happy anniversary Happy anniversary my van every Sunday she tells him she's in too much but she doesn't go still she's on her knees and Scotty doesn't know oh Scotty doesn't know well so don't tell Scotty Scotty doesn't know

Scotty doesn't know it's so funny is that Scotty? yeah is that his girl? yeah and she's on her knees Yeah, is that Scotty? Yeah. Is that his girl? Yeah. And she's on her knees. Scotty doesn't know.

It's so funny. She starts singing it too at the end. Like Scotty, the whole party singing Scotty doesn't know. And poor Scotty, is that the Scotty just about to hang himself in the closet? It's so funny. Wow. Such a good funny. Joe and Houston says 8 mile M&M. Yeah, I think funny. Wow. Such a good funny. Joan Houston says, eight mile M&M.

Yeah, I think so. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. But rap, it's like, not that it's easy, but rap is explaining the thing. It usually is, you're right. The rap is, yeah. It's descriptive.

May I add one? Yeah, please. You should get an add one, please. Wonderly all time great. Dolly Party part nine to five. Oh, yeah, and I know five's great. That is a good one. I got one Hmm, I got one. That's awesome what smoking the bandit What's the song? Dude smoking the bandit bring it up. You'll hear he's bounding down. He's bounding down by what's his name again? Jerry Reed Jerry Reed Great song. Do listen to this one

Here we go ready This is this is what does he talk about this movie listen the whole movie this is the movie listen country And up in trucking we're gonna do what they say can't be done Oh, we've got a long way to go and a short time to get there. Bandit run. Here we go, ready? Watch out. Lanna.

Texarketta. Battlewood. It takes. Blush out. The boys are thirsty in that ladder. Text our cat up. I will bring it back. No matter what it takes, he's bound it now. Loading up and chuck it. I ain't gonna do what they say, can't be done. No, no, no, no. Long way to go. Had a sure time to get there.

And a little bandit, bro. This is a good part right here Bam, bam, bam, bam It's good at bam, bam, bam, bam, bam Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam Ah, it was the second verse is the best, ready? Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh Run one two three four, uh-uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh

Not this part Uh-uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh-uh, uh-uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh-uh, uh-uh-uh, uh-uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh-uh, uh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, it, but was there song Black Adam about the movie? The whole house party. The house party. Yeah, but, I say this real quick sure Dog Billy is my shit. I loved it. Oh, thank you. Oh my girl. My girl don't even like y'all comedy Love that is this little just little calves Little calves is this you and mr. Kelly. Hi buddy uh... i was uh... we might be drunk it would keep robinson

and i just want to know did he call you after his stroke and kept saying bobby the fact that uh... well he did well i helped him recover his voice he had to use a sense to get his voice back in his words so bob kelly is a fat fuck was something that he used to rehabilitate He called me up. He called me up. He'll go Bob Kelly the fat fuck

What Bob Kelly fat fuck they say I got work on my F's Thank you black Adam. Bye, buddy crackle See I was gonna say now I was gonna say Greece But Greece is a musical musicals can't really count because they're all about the it's all about the moon It's all descriptive, but they're written this the the actual Greece song is about the movie so you for you know is it though I don't think it is grease the grease song the Frankie Valley song first of all play it because it rules but it is not about the movie dropout is the greatest beauty school dropouts about summer nights is about directly related to the story isn't the last song they play the gree song? No, listen they play as we go together like Wang Wang Wang

and Hobbit-Hibbit-Y Hing Jing. This is the very first song. This is the first song. Yeah and this is in part of the musical. This was like made for the movie by Frankie Valley. It's a good song. It's a original book. Flush Christine out and turn it up. I'm sad and I'm sad in that live, right? Oh yeah, very disco bejes. This is before with the rest of the movie. This is before

sat in it live right seven or fever right. Oh is it the same exact time? Really same exact time. I think it came out like a year apart. Yeah a year before. This is very somewhat of the bejes disco. This song never fit with the rest of the music on the. Great. It's a good song. Yeah. It's got, it's got, baby. It's got, baby. Skip. This is the time.

DJ Lou's favorite movie, Fun Fact. Favorite movie all time. I saw this movie nine times in the theater. I saw it at the driving movie theater. Yeah, I saw it. My sister was obsessed. And she babysat me a lot so she made me go to Medford Square sentiment of the little theater and we started the big theater and we went so many times it went back to the little theater. It was like a theater yeah we just

sit there and watch this me and her and some weird guy. Wacking off, Peeley Herman Wacking off. Lou you love this movie so much. Um, you started a drive in. Did you try to grab the girls tit when they didn't you go to that? No, I was six years old stranded at the drive in labeled a fool. You sat on a swing. What will they say Monday at skew? Wolpe your ass broke the swing.

That thickie, That thick butt. This thick meaty. You got back there pulled those chains apart. Chad and Colorado says Charlie Daniel stroke race. But I don't remember the movie stroke race. Well, the thing with rap and country, they kind of do that anyways. Yeah. You know, Christopher Cross, that Arthur's, that's a song. That's hard to describe.

I think it's a little hard. I get lost though. Every time I listen to that song, it makes me laugh. I pay way attention and I think it's a little ridiculous that the second verse is just about Arthur. Arthur. Arthur does the pleases. He's just a boy.

Arthur. Arthur. It's Arthur. Arthur, he does the same thing. Where's the rest of this move? Have you seen Perry's wife? You gotta see it. Um, should we take our last break?

We gotta take a break. We gotta work. Yeah, it was show. Flu by. It was show. Flu by. I miss you so much, what I'm not with you. I miss you too, dude.

I get sad when we don't talk. I don't like it. I don't like it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I sit and wonder why, I don't like it. I sit and wonder why Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you left me oh Bobby He sing this to him when she died

Sandy at a full-man daddy should have Then they bring her casket up to the sky. Why, why, why, why, why? So I grabbed your titty baby girl, didn't mean anything by it. Hmm. Oh, it's one of our... Hey everybody, thanks for listening. That was just a portion of our actual serious XM radio show. If you want the whole thing, go to seriousxm.com slashbombfire for a special offer.

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