The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Eggs, Zombies, & Violence

Episode Date: September 9, 2026

Jay is taking Jacob to an Iron Maiden concert and is preparing him for what to expect. Sharon Osbourne once told an audience to throw eggs at Maiden's lead singer Bruce Dickinson. | A woman goes on a stabbing rampage and dies in a stand-off with NYC police a few blocks away from SiriusXM Studios. Jay thinks the cops could have found a softer way to apprehend her and Bob disagrees. | There are microphone problems during the show and DJ Lou tries to troubleshoot. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

And now, the bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly. Yeah. Jacob, I'm surfing you, dude. You're not even going to see it coming, dude. I'm just going to send you. You're going to send him up like a beach ball? I'll tell you what. If there's a mosh pit, it's one we can get in.

It's one we can get it. It's going to be, if there's a mosh pit, I'd be blown away. There's probably not going to be. But we are to pit. Geriatric pit. Geriatric pit. Geriatric pot. I mean, if there's a pit, it's going to be, one, phenomenal to watch.

There's going to be old drunk guys that are just fucking, you know, we are in Jersey. This is going to be people coming from, like, Central PA and shit. Yeah. So this is going to be, like, there's going to be. A lot of Florentines. I went. I went with Bill Burr, we've been enough two times to a fucking Iron Maiden show. And, like, the people watching is world class.

You went to an Iron Maiden concert with Bill Burr twice? We went to Oz Fest, where they headlined one year. Okay. It was we also got to see, which was fun. We were there for one of the shows where we were kind of like, what just happened? It was like one of the first ones were Bruce Dickinson. See if you could find the speech, Bruce Dickinson, New Jersey, Oz Fest. It was the first thing he said something about like people in the front are all like corporate and everything.

It's like he cares about the back. The people up front are all people who care about seeing their like, you know, their favorite musician in a reality TV. It's just like a shot where it was just like you were like, you were like, because you were just hearing the speech and going like yeah heavy metal and you're like wait I think he's like Ozzy has a reality show you think he's talking about Ozzy and it's like yeah it was the beginning of that fracture and they ended up like

they ended up getting pranked by Sharon Osborne like shit thrown at them on stage and stuff and that's where ended bad I mean just left I didn't know there was a little feud between those two huge yeah really yeah yeah why why she pelted them with eggs yeah yeah she had like all the crew pelt them with eggs I think while they're on stage yeah it's fuck crazy dude

Christine would do the same thing for you. Is this the speech? If you got no fight with Lewis. If you got no fight with YKWD, Christine would have the same thing. At Skagfest. You know what, dude? Wait a minute.

Stop throwing eggs, dude. Is this it? I was trying to listen to see if they got to it. Well, it says he's pissed, so I mean, I assume that's what it is. Yeah, I think it's 05. It lines up. Oh, yeah. Decided that they would go down the supermarket and buy a few fucking eggs

and start throwing out us down the front. I guess they thought he'll be funny by the bruce. This is an English fucking flag, and these colors do not fucking run from you ass whites. Yeah! They actually did. We kicked them out of the country. We threw their tea over a boat and told them to beat it.

You're not wrong. And then we started drinking coffee. We sent them away. Yeah. Fucking asshole. And then they sent over that fucking heart throb to steal your heart and offer your tea and never come through. He didn't.

Why do you got to bring that up? You know, it takes a lot of. lot for me to forgive and forget. Does you know who gives you coffee? Yeah. Your friend Lewis. Your young blood. He does get, oh man, here's my body brain right here.

That's your young blood. He's got Asconaga and Gibba-Guba and Scabalaba. Yeah. And I take this instead of my vitamins. Did you know that? I don't do the body, but here, check out this brain right here. Oh, God, that's good. In theater of the mind, people think that I took my balls out and squeezed them at the

base really hard, so it looks like a brain. Picture that. I think we are. That's the silence. I don't mind that. That's the silence you hear is that we all pictured that. Oh, this is Louis's merch for this. That's fucking a body brain sticker.

I love BBC. It's pretty great. I like that. That's a good shirt. That's a really good, that's a really good sticker. God damn it, when a son of a bitch does it, I got to say it. We tell you, son of a bitch does it. He really fucking did it.

He's making a lot of money off of that, and we're helping him. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. We're all getting fleeced somehow, no doubt. What the hell are we? just saying? You were talking about Iron Maiden Ozzy Osbourne eggs. That's the eggs. Pin it. Get to

well not that because also when you find this find him like shit-talking. Like say it's shit-talking Ozzy. Yeah, but shit-talking the... You think it's a totally different video. Yeah, well this is the incident. You could play this. Because this is the incident where they throw in the eggs. You were here. No, this is the egg. This is somewhere else. Just gonna send it.

They got send it. We know that there's a whole bunch of Iron Manon fans out there that can't see this real. You see somebody throwing some shit at this band, which incidentally, Nico is cleaning off this drum king at the moment so that we can continue the concert. Birdie. Get you. Get you.

Get you. And they raise their arm. Make sure that when it goes down is in two fucking pieces from you, will you? Yeah. He wants the arm in two pieces? Like to take the arm off? Break the arm off and then snap that arm then two. Oh, no, maybe the arm separate from the person is now you are two pieces.

So it's not, because I want to get this right, because if I do see this, do I take the arm off and make it into two pieces, or do I take the arm off and then that's the two pieces? I can't, I don't know. It's one of those two, though. Okay, but so do something. I know what you mean. Yeah. If he see his arm, take it and make sure he goes down in two pieces. Yeah.

So he goes down in two pieces, making me think arms, one piece, bodies, other piece. But my initial thought was snap off that arm, then you got to crack that some bitch in half. I mean, not to help him out at all because, you know, he's good. but I would say just break the arm would be a quicker to the point. If you see an arm go up, make sure you break that arm. It fucks up a half year.

Yeah. It fucks up someone's half a year. Just break their arm. Break their arm. Don't take it off. It's too much of a crime for throwing an egg. Yeah, and then you're going to be worried about... Too much of a punishment for throwing it.

Stepping in the arm juice and it's all over you. Also understand their boss instructed them to do this. Instructed them to go out and say this. Sharon Osborne, no, no. Instructed them to go out and throw eggs. Right. Okay. Those aren't random people.

on the audience. No, yeah, they weren't a thing. They had the crew. She had them do this. Like, fuck Iron Maiden go throw eggs at them. How hard it is to find eggs backstage at a fucking metal concert? Super easy. Is it really?

At Ozfest? Mega easy. There is catering theirs from 5 o'clock in the morning. Absolutely. Simple to find eggs, yeah. Okay, yeah. For sure. Eggs, hot sauce.

You could throw Chalula at them. Yeah. Probably got some mustard ketchup. Menomusel. Medamusal. Some type of protein show. Emergency. Yeah.

Some of that yogurt that fucking... Oh, Jamie Lee Curtis yogurt? Yeah, Jimmy Lee Curtis yogurt. I know Sally Field pills. There's probably a lot of shit. A lot of shit. Bobby, Jay is right about the people watching there. One of the best things I've ever seen.

My friend and I went to see them in 2008. And Bruce Dickinson, he's one of these guys that's done everything. He's a commercial pilot. He's also a world-class fencer. He was almost on the English national fencing team for the Olympics. You decided to get blown by a guy instead. Figures more to the point and less gay somehow. Is he gay?

No. No. But fencing is, when someone says he's a champion fencer, it means nothing to me. Yeah, I always think it still means that they buy stolen goods. First of all, they need that stupid helmet with a mask to protect themselves. But he would wear... He used to throw sand in his eyes and win. But during the entire 80s, he would wear his fencing outfit.

He would wear spandex with fencing boots over them. spandex. Oh. And the guy we saw in 2000, it was just a, a put of a guy outside. It's 2008 wearing spandex with fencing boots. Oh, I love that.

With the Bruce Dickinson, 80s long hair. I love that. So he's in charge of the band, right? He's the main guy. No, I would say. Bruce Dickinson had the Oliver Tree haircut before it was the Oliver Tree hair cut. Yeah. Oliver Tree had a Bruce Dickinson.

It's pretty even, but I would say the main guy is actually Steve Harris, the bass player. And he let him go out in a fencing outfit? They all looked. They all wore ridiculous spandex in the 80s. Oh, yeah. They were a big spandex and giant spiky. I'd love us.

Listen, you know if we're going as a crew, I like to have the crew do a little something fun together. I would like if we all wore wrist to elbow full leather spiky bracelets. If you could. That's what Bruce wears, right? Well, he won't need more because of it. It would be ridiculous at this advanced age, but we are going to be the bells of the ball there. Now, I know what you're thinking.

They're probably not going to let us go in with giant spiky leather armbands. You're right. But we can get them not that super spiky. Yeah, but you're still going to have to take them off to go through the thing, and we're going to have to help each other put them back on. Yeah, we'll have to snap them back on for each other for sure, yes.

It's going to be very tight leather. Yeah, that's not. Yeah. I like it. I think we all do it. Are you going to be able to find a pair that will fit? You're going to, like, a kid pair that Jacob will fit? Yes, absolutely.

Yeah, you're going to have to get, like, a junior spikes. Yeah, petite's. Petit spikes. I'll wear them. Oh, yeah. Jake will have to wear it with his coat on. Now, it's going to be a lovely night. It's going to be a lovely night on Saturday.

Yeah. Already looked. It's going to be beautiful. High 60s. Nice. Low 70s. Nice. Yeah.

It's going to be a good day. I'm going to try to come. I really, I really am. The people that are going, I love, Lewis had a concert, it's great. Yeah. Fucking had a blast. He'd get you into it.

He goes nuts. Yeah. And, but it's standing the whole time. Yes. Okay, all right. I'm just asking a question, dude. We're right against the stage, though. I know, but we're not right against the stage.

You have to get there. No, listen, we're not going to be touching. That's the worst. You don't want to look up like that. What you do is you go I look at a fucking spiked codpiece Just a fucking nutsack Yeah

Just spiked nut sac? Yeah. No, you want to be Where a pit Again, if it begins Will be hilarious You want to be like behind that So it's a clearing Because I think you do know this about me right now

My concern most of the night Will be Can Jacob C Can Jacob C He won't be able to No, he will No, if we're not If we're in a pit

No I'm telling you Pits a great place to see. Dude, Pitt's not a Gary place to see. It's not going to be chest the shoulder

everywhere we are at in the pit. He's 5, 6. Yeah, I know. He's fucking tiny. Yeah, most guys there are going to be at least 5, 8.

Okay, so that's why I got to pay less for his ticket. I know. If I actually have this thing when I had Max, it's like a, almost like a saddle

that goes on your neck. Yeah. And you strap it in and we could throw him on the kid, Max's old kid saddle. But what if Jacob shits on my neck?

Well, Max, Max did shit. I know. I'm saying, what if the, yeah, he'll shouldn't why not go. Yeah, but dude, you know what? It's actually, it makes it softer. I think, no, I'm telling you the pit when you're on the floor. Am I wrong about this?

Anybody's been in the pit? You could see good because you can move to where you can see good. That's it. I've never. So like in what, a pit? You've never been. Oh, you've never been? Oh, yeah, you'll be able to see.

Trust. We'll help you. Trust. But I'm going to make sure we go to spots. There will be spots where I can see. perfect and you and to a much lesser extent Bobby won't be able to see oh that's not nice me and Lewis are going to be towering over that small tiny penis man in this place I I will be able to see in more places than Jacob will be able to see like a little bit more yeah that your two

inches is going to make this massive difference in in your vision it does in penises it does in penises yeah so why would you do it might as well be miles is an iron maiden two Two inches is big. And anything you get, two inches is a massive increase. I can't argue. Sandwiches, hot dogs. I would kill for two more inches. Fuck yeah.

On all your body. Yeah. Yeah. Two inches more of hair. So Bobby's right. He will be able to see over a slightly taller woman than you. Yeah. But.

You could always stand on Lewis or Jay's feet. You could. You know what I mean? I'll hold you around the waist with my hands in your pockets. But if one of us has to put. put you on our shoulders, you have to take your tits out. That is fair. If you go on your shoulders, you've got to take your shirt off at least and spin it around. And then I want you to do the thing where you put your arms up by your side

a bunch, trying to encourage others to show their tits. That is one thing that I'm bummed about concerts like the, there's no tits. Not anymore. It stops. It was still, when I was on Mayhem Fest, and it was still, that was still happening there. That was great. I was on Mayam Fest because I went on right before Rob Zombie. And Rob Zombie show was lousy with chicks just pulling their fucking honkers out. There's got to be a show, a show that goes around now that chicks are pulling their tits out.

Well, it used to be the festival, like, kind of like, in-between bands thing that was happening. The girls would get up and show their tits, and everybody would cheer, and they put them on the screen. I think now, just, I think it's the way of the world, quite honestly, is that if a girl shows her tits, they will go and make her get down. They used to put her on camera and put it up on the screen.

Now they will go yell at her. her to get down. Well, there was one girl that really was fascinating to me at the Manson concert. Oh, boy. I pointed her out to you. I have a photo. I took a photo of her. Because you wanted to see if she would show up in photographs? I want to, yeah, dude, she, she is, I mean, I don't know if she, she looks like she's dead. I would have described her as a pile of lady. And it wasn't even that she was fat. She wasn't morbidly obese. No, but she, that wasn't the issue. From the neck up, she looks like she's been dead for 10 years. I, it was,

it was gross. Yeah, I just said that to you, Christine. What is this here with an Iron Maiden? This is Sharon going up. I haven't found, I haven't been able to find, like, the rest of it, but this is her comment. Ozzy's in the back going like, shut up.

Shut. Shut. Shut down, dude. She said, shut up. I mean, I got to respect how, what a soldier she is for Ozzy. Yeah. Because Ozzy's not going to protect herself.

He can't. No. And she, you know, people say she's a fucking twat. I think she's great. That's the exact woman you want. Great for that family, for sure. You don't think Christina would go out and fucking say something like that to a crowd for you? No.

No? This is her. Buddy. Dude, I didn't realize how, I thought I was looking at the stomach and the body. And then when I had the photo and I looked later at just the top, her head, it's nuts. You know, it's so jarring that it draws

away from the fact that, and I mean this, just the way the people look at a Marilyn Manson Rob Zombie show, it looks like a video game audience where it looks like it's just the same guy repeated, like, look at that row going back. It's like, beard hat, beard hat, beard hat. It goes, girl staring

chest out, girl staring, chest out. Now this girl, I got to admit, though, she was having as much fun as blind Mike. Gay blind Mike. She was having a blast. When I turned to one and saw her, I was like, oh, she's, I thought she was pregnant. And then I, like, scanned up to her face

and I realized she was, like, a 65-year-old woman. And you realize no man would ever come in her. Well, I was like, she can't be pregnant. This thing's had babies, dude. He's just gross. I think she had babies out of her mouth. Oh, very possibly. It's very possibly she's been fucked so hard

while she was pregnant that she gave birth out of her mouth. Now, I do think we would have heard about that. but maybe not I don't read the paper the collar on is so big too yeah it's not a collar it's like it's like a fucking it's a belt

like you wear like around a dress like one of those like fashion belts it looks like something you'd strap in the back of a truck like some some type of big tank on the back of a semi oh yeah

yeah it really it also it's like it really highlights the fact that she has a really fucking long neck yeah dude because that belt that belt she has around her neck would be touching my fucking chest and chin.

And I'm pretty sure she tried to gnaw herself out of that belt because she has no teeth. Oh yeah, definitely for sure. And the guy keeps telling her, he goes, honey, you got to bite the leather, not the buckle. Could you imagine if she was like, kiss me? No. I couldn't imagine that she bought that outfit. I mean, the whole thing's fucking crazy. Well, I think it's a custom outfit because the leather part goes over her tits.

And it has nipples. But it has nipples, but it goes over her pot belly. It covers. It does. It does. It was made with, like, a. like a, what do you call it, like a mold. Yeah.

Like a mold of her. But here's the thing also. I got to say, Bobby, maybe you have a fantastic camera because her face looks obviously as terrifying and horrifying as it should. But this is not indicative of what the rest of her looked like. The face was almost the half of it. Yeah, the face was crazy. But I'm saying, but the body was a whole fucking thing too.

Yeah. This couple and this lady looked bizarre as shit, and this picture does not capture enough. She was enjoying everything. Every second of Rob Zombie. Oh, really? Every second. Every time.

Oh, she wasn't a Manson head. She was there for the Zombo. She liked Manson, but Zombo, when he came out, when that, when that... Maybe I didn't even point her out to you until Rob Zombie, because I caught her way late in the game. I couldn't stop looking at it. I couldn't believe, though. I pointed out to you. I go, turn around and look to your right.

Yeah. I go behind to the right. And I didn't have to go, I didn't even have to say, and you'll know who I'm talking about. You just went, fuck. Because it was jarring. She was behind me, right? Because usually you was behind, but to the right of you. Yeah, there's your arm.

I knew I could feel a presence. Oh, yeah, dude, there's evil in her. I would not look behind me. Naila kept motioning, look behind you. I'm like, no way. Oh, it was definitely about her. Yeah, she's not the actual evil. She's the thing that the evil brought back from the dead to service the evil.

She makes sure the casket is in a basement during the day. Yeah. A familiar. Yeah. Those are two familiars. Oh my God, what a... They're familiar. I guarantee that at one point...

No, that guy's a familiar, and she's definitely a fucking bog monster from fucking thousand years ago. I guarantee at one point in her life, she was hot. I guarantee at one point in her life before meth, before crack cocaine... And age, she's old.

She's old, but she did some hard drugs. one point. That's how you get that mouth. 100% because I'll tell you what. Placement of that hip tattoo tells me and this will be out. You can see this on our thing. What is that crazy noise? Somebody's got their microphone pointed towards the air conditioning. I'm going to guess Jay.

Pointed towards air conditioning? Well, shut his mic off. Let's see if it is. Nope. Not him. Not you. Oh, nice. What about this mic right next to me? I don't have that on. Jacob

No, what about me Bobby It's you, buddy I haven't How is that possible? I have it pointed Where it's always pointed And we

Where is the AC The AC's not even on The AC's not even on The AC's not even on Why is Bobby It's such a Mr. Bean existence Where it's always Bobby somehow I don't like that

I don't like that You just said that I've never heard that before It's not personal No I know But it's like We went through every single one of them And I was like

Oh it's like It's not It's you're the only person Who's for sure Always in the same position Always Oh, wait. Hang on. It's gone. I must have fixed it. Yeah, he fixed it. It wasn't even the AC.

His fault. He made up the AC. His fault. Well, that, because that was the culprit in the past. Apologized to Bobby. That was mean... Hang on one second. I want to wait for this apology. I'm going to look at him. Bobby, I'm sorry. I blamed your microphone for the sound or you for not having good mic technique. I was wrong. I'm sorry. I don't accept it. Fuck, fuck. I don't accept it.

that's not cool. He buried his soul, man. He really did look me in the eyes, which I think is the first time Lou's ever looked me in the eyes. Anybody. I don't look anybody in the eyes. That was wild. You have very nice eyes, dude.

Oh, yeah. Melt you down. Wow, that was like a freak me out. Damn, man, what a freaky weird old lady. Now, this concert, now, when I, can I, remember Iron Maiden from back in the day, but I was at the age where it would scare me.

You know, Eddie and. Sure. And those, they were kind of very European-looking. You know, they weren't, they weren't like glam band type thing. Hairy smelly. Yeah, it was, yeah, it was like hairy, smelly. Uncumcumcised. Englishy.

Yeah, they weren't. Yeah. They're still that. And they scared the shit out of me. Eddie was terrified. Eddie rules, though. Eddie rules. They also enter the stage always awesome, even if it's like a shit tour.

It's a production. What do they do? They do big, they do the thing where they. play a full song they always do a UFO doctor doctor which rules very cool son they play all of doctor and then they do the Iads of March which is so fucking cool instrumental

and then it's usually when they bring out some sort of like an Eddie you know a logo or something yeah the Iads of March rules and as a stupid Irish person you should love it well I'm not stupid Irish Italian Irish I know or a regular Irish

I'm Italian Irish yeah but more Irish though no yeah Yeah. Yeah, you're right. I want to hear that song. Bobby Patty Kelly. Oh, the Eyes of March.

Is this the beginning of the concert? Yeah. Are they going out in day? They're not going out in day here, are they? No. Are they the headliners? Yes. Okay.

Each song, the set changes. Like, for Aces High, there's a giant spitfire that comes out above them. I'm so, I hate digital. Oh, uh, uh, I don't like digital. I don't like it. Uh, oh. I like props.

What do they call them when they're? The inflatable is a Halloween inflatable? No, I like, saying the opposite. No, I don't like digital or the fake, goofy problem. What do they call that? I like practical effects. Not this AI thing here. Yeah, but if you're getting practical effects,

it's going to be you complaining about Rob zombies blow up robots. I don't, those aren't practical. Those are cheap practicals. Those are the same as Eddie's. You can get them off Timo. Those are the same. The friend who gets to put together a fucking Rob Zombie concert because I got it in me.

Yeah, it builds good energy. Is that just a pub? Yeah, probably some old stupid pub in their dumb fucking country. Look, where their cars are parked in the wrong side of the street. Cars don't make sense. They all can look like you're from the 50s. Did you see the caravan? They had a caravan.

Yeah, they have nothing nice. It all looks like South Philly. Loose guitars, late-night music. All the lights are blinky. God, fucking England sucks shit. Ari, what were you thinking? Are they going into this pub right here? Oh, they're going down another block.

There's nothing scary about this street, by the way. It looks like a video game. Yeah, it looks like peeky blinders. You're right, everybody. Let's not go. No, no, no, no. think's stupid. Well, it's not a scary street.

It looks like a pretty posh street. Let them cook, dude. You've got to see what the intro is. That's just the intro. They're going down a dark tunnel. Now they're going through a fucking tunnel. Oh, this is scary. All right, we're getting a little crazy.

Oh, you're going to fall back in your hoax. You're going to go so dizzy from that. Now they're in, like, a room at the end of the tunnel. Uh-huh. Flickering light. Is this Resident Evil? No. Oh.

It's an Iron Maiden concert. A dog's not going to jump through a window at some point? Come on, dude. The Eddie background rules. Eddie. Eddie is probably one of the coolest. It is the coolest. Yeah, it is.

What compares to Eddie? Legion of Skanks. Yeah, Eddie's fucking crazy. I'm surprised they never made a... All right, stop it. We don't want to see anymore. I'm surprised they didn't make a horror movie with Eddie. Didn't they try it?

Maybe a cartoon or something, I feel like maybe. I don't know about that. Or comic book? Probably a comic book. They did make a comic book, yeah. I'm surprised they didn't make a horror movie because Eddie as a fucking horror

like if that was attacking you that would be crazy I mean it's been like they've sort of used like the imagery of it like Freddie remember when Freddie Kruger was something I forget what he was

or he or uh they've used that face in several things Poltergeist too when the devil became the worm and he turned into that kind of monster came out of his mouth and he looked back basically Eddie face

what a reference that was a great one damn dude doesn't that make you want to smoke weed that makes me want to smoke weed and play video games and watch movies and be on YouTube all the time tummy time to tummy time with that tummy time life it's going to be so good are there you think yeah yeah yeah and what are they going to look like Eddie yeah mostly Eddie mostly but like still wearing a biker jacket for some reason that lady looks like an Eddie the one of the

Manson concert a lot of faded titty tattoos I mean we could really think of some fun games to play at an Iron Maiden concert you really think of some fun games to play at an Iron Maiden concert you can really play some like i don't think it's a count the stretch marks it's not going to be a titty count the women who are rocking stretch marks yeah how much the c-sections uh belly button herniers on guys i'm going to be a lot of those you're not going to see them though and you might if i pull their shirts up and go look oh i don't realize okay you want to get into it dude i'm into it this is a this an active game okay i mean you're taking the trip right might as well go fucking nuts for it's gonna put jacob on my shoulders and have him to go around picking up guys

shirts because he's the way you can reach him by the way have we not talked about man desensitized being New York people man desensitizes you yesterday when I got in my car to leave to go to Legion of Skanks yeah I know I drove across 10 and then traffic got weird for some reason and then I realized it was because on Broadway they stopped traffic cops a lot of tops around. Yeah. Everywhere. And then I was wondering kind of what it was.

I was like, man, I wonder what that. I mean, I go, my bomb threat, I always think. Probably a bomb threat. And I think it was this. It was that. It was right. Yeah, when we left yesterday, that it was either happening or just happened. Right around that time, yeah.

Yeah, right around that time. Don't you wish that day we went for the hot dog? We had, no. Why? Why? Why? You want to see that? I don't want to see that.

Um, no, I guess not. I don't want to see that. I don't want to see that. No, because you can't unsee that. And plus... What, a black cop killing a black woman? She was Spanish. Huh?

She was Spanish. Oh, so she deserved it, you're saying? No, not saying that. No, not in that way. Wow. Now, not saying that. Man. I'm just saying...

I heard that black cop carved the word ice into the bullet. Deportation, bitch. It's croaking crazy. That video's nuts. You see the actual... They have uncensored video. I sent it to her. They have uncensored video.

But it was crazy because she killed... She killed somebody. She's out of her mind, clearly. She killed one person. and the other person's in critical condition. She was walking around Times Square with two kitchen knives. And because of that, from this video,

what I saw, when I saw it, this video shows that extreme excessive force, I know she's already stabbed people, but that lady could be put down with tasers. If it was, if it was a... It's an old fat lady. She was? You can hear the tasers being deployed.

She got, here's the thing. She's... She got tased and danced out the electricity. I've seen that before I didn't know that dancing If you could muster enough passion for dance It you don't get The taser does not work on you

Don't you remember the old video I showed you guys The beginning of my live streams Is that lady where she gets tasered And remember she's like hey motherfucker And then she turns right around And starts apologizing But when she tazes her She like does like a dance in the room

You don't remember this? No but this lady did the same dance With two knives in her hand And that dude She's first of all Still at her purse She still had a purse, little roly-poly Spanish lady Fucking pot belly

She had like cool sunglasses on two She didn't take off Nice, Jacques Marie's Yeah, she looked all right Not Jacques Marie's But definitely Channelles Filipp Estrada's

Yeah, chanelles or Vasatchis But here's a crazy part She's right in Times Square If you look behind her They didn't even stop traffic They didn't even stop bike messengers Or delivery guys Yeah not until I had to get somewhere

All of a sudden now This old Spanish lady is important There's a, like a TMZ photographer behind her the whole time. Nice. But you'd think that if it was the cops, they would stop traffic, surround her, and, you know, make sure there's, you know, there's nobody behind her. Because the guy aiming to gather around about to shoot this, bitch. If this was 20 years ago, this would have been handled by one guy.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, it would have went behind her and choked her out and thrown on the ground. I know. Well, I just feel like, so they did, they were tasing her for sure. You hear the taser deployed. Buddy, watch, you can, I don't know, I watch again. Sometimes when I see stuff on my phone sometimes. Yeah, you got to see it bigger.

But there's one, the one cop takes out his actual gun. The other guy has the taser. And there's like a bunch of them surrounding her and they're trying to talk to her. They're trying to get her as proper knives. The guy who shoots her pulls out his gun and shoots. No, that's not the guy who shot her. The black guy shot her. The white guy pulls out his gun first.

Oh, really? Yeah, the black guy has the taser. And the black guy shot her. And the, well, yeah, because he tased this chick. And now Black Lou is not here today. She shook it off, dude, with dance moves. I haven't seen it a long time. She winds up with, she does the helicopter knives.

I don't mind that. Yeah, she musters up the courage. It's funny, she swings the knife in ways that you were actually were taught to stop a knife in textbooks. You know what they tell you that's crazy to try to block a knife like that? It would have worked for her knife swings. Apparently it did. She killed somebody. Huh.

Go ahead. Give me a taste. She probably has a point. This is the behind. The other video has the front. Yeah, play the other video. This one's from side. The other one's way.

This one right here. This is the good one. This is the juicy one. I think you see the taser lights on her. I do see the lights on her, but that doesn't mean that the... The cop has the taser. This white guy to the right

is about to take his... his firearm out. It would be funny if they sit out there with this stuff and she looked at the camera and goes, That's a spicy jalapino. Jacob. Jacob, look at me. That's a spicy alapino.

But look at the camera guy right behind. There's just a camera guy. He's getting after it. I know, but it's like... He's called a night crawler. Why wouldn't the... If they have to shoot her, he's going to get fucking shot.

What an idiot. Okay, but he's into... That's the price of night crawling. Is that the price? Yeah. Sometimes you have to night crawl. That's what it is all about. I just wanted to get the intro

so they could see the taser girl. Sure, yeah. But it's not, it just goes so fast. What is this? The girl getting tasered. It's one of the best. I'm telling you right now, that dance is the only way

for the stun gun not to work. Yeah. Because this lady does the same fucking dancing and she walks right at the cops. All right. Whatever that dance is. Do my stupid face off this thing, please? I think the electricity comes out your fingertips and goes out through the skies.

This is crazy. Okay. Wait, hang on. This one, yeah, dude. Watch this crazy dance. Really quick. I thought you guys, you said kitchen knives. I thought she had, like, butcher knives.

She does have little knives. No, I saw them. No, kitchen knives. I believe they're kitchen knives. And Jacob is such a nerd. He went, they're not even good kitchen knives. They're fiberware. Target chef knives.

Target farberware. Oh, what do you mean? She just got here to the country. I'm just saying. I wouldn't cut a Salisbury stick with that thing, let alone my neighbor. It is farberware. They actually give farbware to all the immigrants, the illegal immigrants. You get a farberware and a cell phone.

Each one of you buzies ones and necks. Again. Can I just say something? She's adorable. If I saw her walking down the street, she's an adorable little chubby Spanish lady. I would never think that that. That lady is going to... Did you pinch her by her fucking cheek necks?

Yeah, look at that little adorable... Her neck cheeks? Look at rubber belly. She's just an adorable little belly. She's just an adorable little spanishlayer. I know what you're saying. She's supposed to be fat and jolly, but instead she's fat and homicidal. Yeah.

Which isn't what you'd expect. No, no. What do you think happened? I don't expect this from fat people. Do we find a story on her? Have they found out a story about her yet? Like, what did she do? She was like, just kill her kids and come do this, or she would just went nuts or something?

No, she's not a white lady. Well, I heard that she had a history of mental illness. That's good. Yeah, let her walk around looking normal. I'm fucking, that's what I mean. That's what's crazy to me. Again, she's not wearing prescription glass. She's wearing sunglasses.

She's wearing sunglasses and earrings. I'm pretty sure I bought Eminem's offer on the subway. Yeah. Yeah. I think I fucking, yeah, I paid for jerseys for her son's school team. The football team. Yes. And now I've got a bunch of weirdly not full boxes of peanut Eminems.

They're sealed, but I think it's not a full box. No, it's not. Because a couple have little squirrel bites taken out of them. So that white guy's got his gun out Dude, how about the people that are minding their business Oh, yeah God bless them I'd stop for this for sure

I'd be behind the cops Yeah dude this car's driving by This cab's driving by You won't do it, puta You won't do it, putta El Cala You can see a bike messenger Is Cala

Coworda the female for a coward in Spanish Please It's not it It's not Calwerda No it's not Gawrida. You pussy.

You're a vaguenito. You're a vaginito. So now look it, look it. Oh. Fuck. Dude, can I... I don't know, man. I think you even see the taser on the ground.

I'm so happy it's a black cop, but I got to say... Oh, my God. I'm so happy to a black cop. Thank God it was a black cop. I'm pretty sure they were like, yo, dude, you got to take kiss.

This won't be. They're cuffing her? Yeah. Yeah. It's perceived. After you shoot someone? Yes. Yes.

Yeah, what if she's not? Oh, if she's not dead? Yeah, what if she's not dead? You get the same with a grizzly bear. Yeah,

time up still. Yeah, you never know. That's, by the way, that's how, there ain't going to be no sequels to this movie.

This is how Jason Vorees and all of them always come back. No one checks. No one checks. You assume because you motorboated his face off with an offboard

offboard motor. They would be done. That the damage is done. Check for a pulse. All it's going to take is one lightning strike to that lake. And he's back. To bring him right back to life. Yeah.

It's bad planning. Yeah. And they, but this lady, I don't know. I said, I'm happy it's a black cop of the dicks. I don't think it'll become a racial issue because let's not make it racial at all. I feel like this woman didn't have to be kill-shoted. No, she had to be. Well, she did kill some.

someone so her life was going to. Listen, who cares? Because her life's done anyway. She murdered somebody and she was, she, they shot her with a taser. Anytime you see somebody most of the time get shot with a taser, they become a piece of wood. Their toes curled and they hit the ground. Every time I see it, it's like they just go down. This chick did some weird dance and was still coming.

You have to picture where it's hitting you. This thing's always like perfect shots either. They can kind of miss. No, it's almost same, but they can get wrapped up in clothes. It might have hit her back. There's so many things that things could have hit that it didn't hit right. But even if they zap or sometimes the adrenaline, I'm not, by the way, I said, I don't, I, but I know it could feel a fucking a thimble on this.

I'm just saying, like, if I was guessing, this would be, if that was a white cop, black woman or even like Hispanic woman, this would become a major procedural problem, they would say, like, that's fucking wild. So it's like, I don't, I'm not rooting for this cop to get in trouble either. I was like, from the outside, third person perspective, whatever color anybody was in this, it looks like I, you probably didn't have to. shoot this big fat 50-year-old lady you know how you know cop maybe it did i don't know you know cops have like the negotiator or they have like the sniper i think every police force should have the

shooter and it should be a black dude it should be a black cop where it's like are we're going to have to shoot this person get jeremiah in here it's he's got to do it it's a borderline humiliating heroics that you probably would keep to yourself if you were like i i got the lady i tackled the lady with the fucking two kitchen knives, the fat lady wearing her purse with two kitchen knives. I got her. You think they could have came behind her and tackled her? Just any number of things.

I don't know. Listen. There's, these are things that I'd be wary to do probably, but you're cops. I don't know. It's like the thing, right? Yeah, but they don't have, they're not, they can get in so much trouble for, they're under scrutiny all the time.

They have to, so shoot her in the stomach. You know if this was 20 years ago, she would have been shot right away. I mean, this wouldn't even happen. No. Dude, what are you talking? They were sticking billy clubs up guys' assholes for shits and giggles back in the day.

Damn, the day rule. They have to. Everybody has a camera. Everybody's watching them. They have cameras on them. I got pulled over. He didn't get me a ticket. I got a free billy club up the ass.

They have to do so much talking, so much negotiating. And this lady said, fuck it. And she did her fucking John Wu whip around knife trick. Buddy. And then came at him. Again, good riddance. What are you going to do? I'm just saying

it just seems like that's pretty deadly force when it seemed before you need to do deadly force like not even she's got two kitchen knives and she's a big fat lady and it's like

no one's gonna try like one of these guys what I saw Jason Ellis do when he kicked a fucking a guest or a fan in the leg at Skanks one night I was like it was like a little

little light touch he gave him and then the guy showed up the next week to the show and his leg was black where he was kid. So it's like, it's just not a cop out there with Jason Ellis level of go get him. So you want, yes, I promise.

You want an action hero cop. No, one cop. You want a guy to say some crazy, like, have a one liner to her before she electric, you know, comes at him with the knives and have like a. This lady, if you, if you were her husband at home and you fucking kicked her in the back of the leg.

You go on like this, you're going, thank God. Yeah. Oh, thank God. Oh, kids, great news. We're free. Guys, the knife thing worked. Remember I told her to take a knife and go be somebody? No, I'm just saying, like, if you, if that woman was like your, I said an abused wife, like, what the husband does to her probably isn't like a vicious, like has to get around.

I'm saying, this lady's a kick in the leg away from like, she's on the ground and then you get tase her more. I don't know that, dude. Yes. I don't know what she proved. Like, I'm out there. I'd shoot her faster than that. You don't know that, dude. She could know fucking some type of karate

or some Mexican kung fu, dude. Mexican kung fu. You never heard of Mexican kung fu, dude? I haven't. Tequita? You never heard of Tequita? Tequita's one of the baddest known fucking martial arts out there, dude.

I pride myself on one thing. I don't think I'm the funniest, but I think I'm pretty quick. You are? And I couldn't think of a Mexican martial arts. I was struggling. I was thinking, and you said Takeda. And I was...

Got it, dude. You connect forward me. Pretty sneaky, sis. I liked it. People are saying this is suicide by cop. She said, I'm not dropping anything. I would rather kill both of you. Well, suicide by cop or she was out of her fucking tree.

I was going to kill both. Because she killed other people for no reason. Oh, look at that. Oh, that's nice right there. Look at that cabala. That's probably available. Oh, it's available in red. It's not red.

It's available in red, my man. How do you know? It's not red. Of course it is. No, I don't. What is the thing? Uh, boom. How much is it?

Buddy, we looked at this yesterday. No, I'm not buying that. It's only $3,000. I do like that, though. A gold. We saw that one. We saw it. We saw that one, but I like it.

It has a little gold nugget on the back, too, which will dangle when I'm holding the mic. What that is? That's a price tag. Oh, no. That's a gold nugget, sucker. Oh, is it a nugget? Yeah, it's a little gold nugget. Oh, I didn't know it was a nougat.

That's letting you know what's up. Sorry, I don't know. I'm not into Kabbalah. I'm not into Kabbalah. I'm into prosperity. Jewish mysticism and prosperity. So. I know what you're saying, though, because it's a chubby little probably four foot two,

no offense, Jacob, woman that any one of us could take down or push her down from behind and get those knives of fall. I get it. She's not an assassin. Right. You never know. What if she's an assassin? Pass it for the cocktail.

How about this? How about that cop behind her fucking shoots her in the fucking leg, back of the leg? I mean, she's literally like running in place. Yeah, as I'm saying, look what she's doing. You can't. What do you want them to do? In fact, in fact, what she was doing, that reason I think that jumping, let's say it was the tasers. I feel like that was her doing like the, if it's suicide by cop, that was her doing like the, oh boy, here we go.

That's what kind of scene. It seems she's going like, all right, guys, I'm doing it. Shoot me now. She's jumping in a cold water. They didn't have to. I don't think they had to shoot that chicken in the stomach. No, guys, cops are taught. You are taught when you're going to fire your gun.

Make sure they're brown or black. No. I like that. I saw it's in the manual. And I got to be honest with you. I appreciate the forwardness of it. You have to shoot, you have to shoot center mass your shots. You can't aim for a leg because if you miss her leg and you ricochets off and kills a baby in a cab.

Sure. Then you're fucked. Shoot her in that huge stomach. Yeah, that stomach. Nice. That is what he is shot. What does that say? She dead?

She's dead, right? Is that her phone? Wait, what is that? No, he killed her for sure. Is that her phone? It was her birthday invitation. They got a comment from her brother. So you think anybody who didn't show up was kind of like,

maybe I should have went? Maybe she said her over the edge. Maybe she, yeah, so what's the thing about her? She got those cheap knives for her birthday and she was really mad. She's been experienced. Mental health struggles for years. Her brother said,

but he'd seen recently she'd been doing better. He's never known as younger. her brother said he never knows her younger sister to become violent because of her mental health difficulties. She had a documented mental health history involving incidents in 2018 and 2019 but haven't provided

further details. So it's really not that much information. The first thing the guy said in his head though was, oh no. Is that my sister? Which is a fucking funny thing to say. And a woman goes nuts and eats fucking 14 tasers. Yeah, chubby Spanish woman got shot

in Times Square. A lot of people are like, oh no. Listen, if I had a gun and somebody was coming at me with knives, I guess it's probably the way, the route I'd go. I always just, I said, I hold cops to a higher standard for some reason, because I'm like, they're supposed to be less cowardly than me. Yeah, but the rock isn't a cop. I just don't think it's a big fucking story.

It's a big story this lady kills two people. I don't think it's a very big story if that cop who shot her grabbed both of her fucking wrists and just fucking held her arms down. Does that make sense? Or the cop that came out of the car right behind her, just grabbed her around the fucking arms. She's a big fat, slobby lady. Yeah, but she could slice your wrist.

She could stab you. There's so many variables. Your cops! Yeah, that's why you have guns. And you're talking to shoot them. No. They have to fucking do something brave first. Not every Jason Statham.

They just did what I would do. I'd surround her and shoot her. That's what I would do, too. They tried to talk to her for four minutes to put the knives down. They talked to her for a while. Four minutes. Four minutes. That's good.

Tried to get her. And then they were still talking to her when she said, fuck it, and started dancing and then came after. But listen, she's killed somebody. So fucking get her off the earth. It's over. You know,

her life is a waste of time anyway. You could have just played some Mexican music and see if that soothed her and she just started dancing. Yeah. Because no one cares about this lady when she gets, if she would have gotten her mental health together

and been like, and I took someone's life. And that's why you guys really take care your mental health. Like, they'll just tell that story. on the news. No one gives it. You don't, we don't need her around the fucking figure that out. I mean, I understand that the family of whoever she killed. You see the person

she killed was a guy who was just here to visit his son. I know. No, that's not, he's not dead. The person she killed is a 32 year old, like, she went to law school, she worked at a bank. She still owes out of that money too. Oh, that's nice, though. Now it falls to her parents. Yeah, all that debt

has to go to her parents. Hey, we're sorry. Also, that wrongful debt suit. We couldn't really work that out. You're a fucking law school. It's I agree with you that it would be great if there was a cop that could come out of a different type of car Like a Camaro SS with a leather jacket and goes I got this fetus I like that And just pulls up and goes listen I won't talk to you for a second

Put those A do you like tacos There's a little taco place around the corner they make the best tacos You like tongue and then talker is you like I do like I do like tongue He's good Why don't we go and have some tacos real quick Come That doesn't exist

And if you see cops now They're all debaled They're all they're not even like You don't have to be in shape When I was coming up cops Who are all guys You'd be like holy shit I'd be honest though

I still see a bunch of cops That are fucking like yoked Dude every I still see a bunch of them are Every cop I see is on their phone And they look like they haven't done A pull up in their life Maybe yeah

I mean it's what it is It's like they took away the standards of what it you had to, it was almost like the military, you had to do a, you had to be physically in shape and pass a test. I thought the standards have gotten better now, but no, you think it's worse? I don't know. Have you seen cops?

I saw a cop with, dude. It looked like me when I was in a TV cop. Yeah, but once you're in, you're in, you're in, you're talking about like a uniform. When you're in the uniform, you're supposed to be in pretty fucking good shape. That's like right out of academy shit. I think they dropped all the standards. They dropped all the standards, yep. A lot of the stuff dropped because they are just low

enrollment. Nobody wants to be a cop. Yeah. No, they had to drop it because they wanted women to be cops, but women can't physically... Now they're like black guys, become a cop. You might get to shoot a Mexican. Well, women can't do... Women aren't as tall as men. Women can't do as many pull-ups and push-ups as men. So they had to drop...

They're all stupid bitches. No, they had to drop it to allow them to get in and the standards so they can pass it. But it's always different. Stupid pussies are always there. It's not the same test. They're slow, dumb. Yeah, but the... Good for nothing.

Why are you stopping? Letting them vote like idiots. That's what they should have done has had women cops around her and have them fight it out. Sure. That would have been great. Absolutely.

Yeah, have a... Because all women cops look like her. Yeah, no shit. But that is also the bad saying. I just think like all those guy cops, dude, and a fat 50-year-old lady holding two kitchen knives. Like, I don't know if she had to die that day,

even if she fucking started screaming and swinging her arms around. Yeah, but you... The thing is, though, dude, listen, you got to take... the chance of okay maybe I can disarm her maybe I can I can do all this stuff I'm legally not supposed to do by what we're supposed to do I'm supposed to shoot her center mass if they come if someone comes out you with a weapon right after saying put it down put it down put it down so I have to do this if I do some other weird shit

and I get killed or stabbed then I go I don't go home to my kids that fucking blows this is a deadly situation if you're let's just say she's your chick and you're You're stuck in the house with her. You're locked in the house with her and she's approaching you the same way, Bobby. Listening, right? Listen? No, I'm just, I'm listening and watching.

I got you, but I'm saying she approached you the same thing. You, I'm not saying it's a deadly situation for you. Yeah. It's scary, for sure. You have no weapon on you. Just your hands. Don't you think you have a pretty strong chance of survival still? If Don't came out with two knives,

I'd fuck her up. Right? I'd kick her right in a twat. And Dawn's... in much better shape than this lady. I told her to start walking the dog. I did get her, for a birthday, I got her five lessons at yoga.

I'm just saying, like, again, with him being kitchen knives, it's like one of the guys go up and practice doing one of those spinning kicks, you know what I mean? Like, try that. What blows me away is that behind her, there's not one cop behind her. There's not one cop. behind her. They come right here. They come right

there, but it's like, okay, that guy... And that's the girl. So they were like, oh shit, they sent a girl, shoot her. Just shoot her. Shoot the bitch. We're down the girl cops, shoot her. And the girl cop looks exactly like the lady with the knives, by the way. Yeah. Yeah, she does. Yeah, look at her. She's a little chubby.

They don't want to get hit with crossfire either. She's not in shape. That girl cop that got out of the car? There's a couple girl cops. So I don't know which one we're talking about. But look at all these cops, like... That's what I'm saying. Look how many cops there are. This is a lot of This lady didn't have to die. But they don't have

fucking dirty Harry anymore. They did. Because that, they don't want that guy. They want these guys who are all going to surround her, talk to her, talk to her, talk to her, and try to get her to put the knife down. There's a gray area. There's a gray area between Dirty Harry.

Dirty Harry would just shoot her. It's like, what is? It's like being surrounded by a bunch of dirty harries who don't know how to fist fight. Buddy, 100% you could have talked this lady out of this knife thing with a hot dog. Possibly. 100% you can be like, hey, you want this hot dog?

You got to put that knife down and get that hot dog. You want this great papaya drink? You're going to put that other knife down. I dare to, oh, parasites get angry. Sorry. Parasite doesn't like your politics on this. That's that lasagna. Parasites should be happy with that lasagna.

I agree with you. I wish there was a cop. There was some type of thing. Like, there's like other countries when they don't give, like, fuck you. They have the guy go up on the side of his head and just, shoot him in the head while he's holding somebody with a knife. Oh, yeah. And by the way, that goes, I watched a body cam the other day where the guy disappeared, like,

out of the hallway, the guy that was, like, holding the family hostage. Yeah. And he was in plain view. And then when he popped back into the hallway, the cop just shot him. But when he came back from the hallway, he was holding the baby. And so he shot the baby and the guy. They killed him both. Oh, God.

So I was watching the cop go through that kind of shit. So that's what I'm saying, like, I wonder if that cop's going to go through that thing. He goes, I don't know if I had this shoot. When you watch this video, it's like, and I panicked. I don't think he panicked. I think he did what he's trained to do. And when you're trained to do something over and over and over again, that's just what you do. It's muscle merry.

He tased her, still coming. He didn't tase her. He did. He tased her and shot her. Did he taser also? She was being tased. I don't think he was tasing. No, he had the taser.

Let's see it again. Yeah, see it again. He had the taser. I haven't come yet. Did she say this is what her brother said, too. Brother said, uh, he was. He watched part of the video of a sister interaction, police, and it's not sure what they could have done differently.

When it gets to that point, it's kind of late to talk to a person, you know? Yes. For sure. The comedian Big J. O'Cerson disagrees. The comedian Big J. O'Kerson disagrees. With the brother. I think there is a way for this not to be her getting shot. And keep it when I say this.

Come up with one way. Huh? One way. The lady, the cop who gets out of the car behinds or goes and simply and bangs her fucking wrists. and does anything to strike. Kick her in the back of the legs. Do they teach any kind of procedure

for like hand-to-hand combat in police force anymore? No. That's just guns. No, dude. But he was supposed to also learn like hand-to-hand like fighting also. No.

I'm sure they do, but it's not like... Not hand to knife. No. I'm telling you right now I would assume that too. They're taught to talk. They want it to be psychological. They want people to talk. They don't want cops to be the way

because cops they did they took it too far at one point where they were almost like gods you know what I mean people were afraid of cops or what they would do to them beat them up shoot them whatever

they were like void of consequence right and then we got in a lot of trouble with that shit cops got in a lot of trouble with that shit and now they're taught to de-escalate verbally de-escalate do not do it and when it does get to the point where you

the de-escalate the de-escalation verbally is not working. And in your life or other people's lives or in their firearm, they're taught to fire their firearm. And he just did what he was. I guarantee he just did what he taught. And does he feel bad?

Yeah. I guarantee those guys, how much shit they're going to get from their friends? Like, dude, you couldn't take fucking Linda? Well, I mean, that's not really a stiff penalty. You couldn't. Your friend's going to make,

I don't know if they'll get in trouble. Like, her brother's saying he didn't think it was anything else he'd do, but his brother's also be like, oh, thank God. finally at Thanksgiving without this nutbag fucking running. Yeah, exactly. We don't have to hide the knives anymore. We don't have to hide the kitchen knives anymore.

We have to get two more because she took my favorite knives. I don't know. I just feel like, and again, especially right after she gets shot, then you see come in the frame, there's like 60 more fucking cops there. It's like somebody could have done something. You could have grabbed her from back with the, grabbed her pocketbook from the back. It was a rounded waist and twisted it to the ground. There's so many things.

They shot way. Listen, by the time that she got close to that guy, but like, really what that guy should have done instead of shooting was a get out of the way because they're still just, I don't know, it is what it is. I would have shot, me, I shoot her before I start mixing it up, but I'm saying I also think if I didn't have a gun, this is a solvable problem even with, and, you know,

it's knives. We've done this joke a thousand times. Dave and Lewis was always the funniest thing. It was like Dave and he used to do like Lewis versus Hand or like versus Knife. It's always like knife is always so like you get fucked up. If you kind of try to keep doing a bunch of things with someone with the knife. But this fat old lady with two kitchen knives seems like,

how did she kill the person she killed and critically hurt? Like, wouldn't she sneak up on them? Probably. She just walked up. She said the out of the stomach. Okay, that's what I was going to say. So it was like out of nowhere. It said there had to be no defense if she killed somebody.

Yeah. And I think 60 fucking cops, I'm exaggerating, but fucking 10 cops on a corner could have stopped this situation. And then a shot to the stomach. Anybody who's into martial arts. or jit-whatever. They'll tell you, if somebody has a knife, run. Sure. Just run.

You do not use your jih Tzu or judo or whatever the fuck you got. If someone has a knife, what you should do is run. Because a knife is unpredictable. But they do mean somebody of like ample ability. Yeah, but she had two knives. You're like fucking katana? Yeah. And she was flipping around, dude.

I mean, yeah, this fucking weird motion. She was swinging up trying to cut the wires or something, I guess. But like, whatever it was, dude, it was just... I hear you. Man, by the way, that Hard Rock Cafe, that's a big commercial. It's becoming a Hogan's place, I think, isn't it? Isn't it become like a Hulk Hogan's restaurant? I don't know.

I think it is. Yeah, she's whipping the knives. I think she was actually trying to open up... I mean, do you look at it running in place? I mean, it's almost like she's joking. She was trying to open up a vortex. She was going to jump through it. Some kind of rain dance.

Yeah. That was wild. Some type of. I mean, that was crazy. I mean, there's a lot of cops. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven cops. I mean, it's crazy. There's 11 cops.

A little run over. It's where it's like. The tippy toe? It's wild. That's part of the. But Christine, do you think Mexican karate? She should have been shot? I don't know because I was such a, after.

She deserves to be shot. After a friend got murdered, I just completely, like, I have no sympathy. Like I have no like there's nothing in my heart Lou what terrible mistake are you making That I'm hearing noise in the background again Do not blame Bobby for this I hear it too I hear it

Like a thing It's like a thing going on We gotta take a break Fix that Lou That's the air The air Oh What do you mean the air

Is that my mic? Is that my mic? Do you check my mic Oh shit What the What is it Bobby now you have to apologize Lou for making him apologize

You from earlier Wait a minute Try it again. Try it again. Put it back up. Bobby's my... Put it back up. Going down.

Up. That's his stomach. It's not my stomach, you asshole. Damn. You know what, Lou? There's not my stomach. Why is he... What was that about?

Why are you going to attack my stomach, dude? I just mean the gurgling. You think my stomach is making the mic... A nonstop gurgling? It's so... That would be unsettling. I'd be worried about you if you... You know, Bobby?

He had a stomach surgery, so he always has, like, a hum. Bobby's always got a nice little hum coming off him. We do have to take a break. God damn it. We're doing the ads in the middle, not at the end. We did them at the end before. Oh, yeah, that's right. Big J. Ocason's going to be at the Funny Bone

in Virginia Beach, September 11th and 12th, and Magoobies in Baltimore, September 25th, and the 26th. After that, he's going to be in Cleveland, Seattle, and Denver. For tickets and tour dates, visit bigjeecomedy.com, YouTube.com, slash at Big J. O'Kerson for his live shows and his specials. And be sure to check out Legion of Skanks and StoryWars wherever you listen to podcasts. Bobby Kelly is going to be in Saratoga Springs, September 11th, and 12th, Brooklyn, New York on September 26. After that point, Charlotte, Florida, Boston, and New Orleans all on deck for tickets and all of his tour dates.

Go to punchup.com slash Robert Kelly. Check out his YouTube channel at Robert Kelly Comedy. Every Tuesday night, come watch him work the fuck out of that stage. the fat black pussy cat lounge to comedy cellar 7 p.ms every Tuesday including tonight and then of course listen to you know what dude and the regs

his podcasts wherever you listen now we'll be right back it's the bonfire