The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - End of the World (feat. Joe DeRosa)

Episode Date: November 1, 2023

With Jay out, Joe DeRosa and Bobby go over world events and try to learn about sex changes.

I'm Bobby Kelly and it's Big J. Ocarson. We're actually a full radio show on Series XM, not just a podcast. For full episodes of the Bonfire, you can listen on the Series XM app. Go to seriesexm.com slash Bonfire for a special offer. And now the Bonfire with Big J. Ocarson and Robert Kelly. Ooh. Ooh, a salsa windfall. Yeah, baby. We got the lead singer of salsa windfall in here today, sitting in for Big J. Ocasin.

I hate it. I hate it so much. What do you hate? Don't, not your song, relax. No, I know. I could tell you didn't mean that. What do you hate? Not your song, relax. No, I know. I could tell you didn't mean that. What do you hate, though? I hate the one that I come in and my seats low.

I don't like a low seat. My seat's always low and then everybody's higher than me and I feel like I'm looking up and I feel smaller. I don't like it, so I changed it. I feel good. Bro, the same. There was a time when a great fat Joe could have been made. And it's past.

Yeah, it's past. Yeah, it's past. I know it sucks. Makes me so happy. Joe Deros is here. I'm Robert Kelly. It's the bonfire. Big J is on the, I think he's getting off today.

The cruise, the Bert Kreischer. What's it called? The fun cruise? What's it called? No, it's tomorrow, too, I think. Oh, is it tomorrow? I think it goes to, I think they come back Wednesday. Oh, okay.

I think Halloween's the last, the guy that was suckered, they sent everybody home on Halloween. I think, isn't it back today? I thought it was, I thought Halloween was on the boat. Right. I can't, it's burnt. It's gotta be, that's gotta be the case.

I hope the ship accidentally lost course and wound up on the Gazarip right in front of Gaza. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Yee!

Whatever side of the boat. Ha! I don't know, I was gonna make a joke about Jay and Bird Campion. Jay and Bird Campion, the same side of the boat at the same time. Ha! Ha! Ha!

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! They have to put certain passengers in certain rooms, like a small plane. All right, listen, your bags have to go in this room and you guys can be on this side. Yeah. Oh my God, yeah, these people are not allowed

to have bags in their room. Well, it's a heavy cruise. Oh, I'm sure. It's not as bad as the, what was the worst one? The, you know what you mean? It should be called the fully loaded nachos, Cruz. Hahaha. Hahaha. Yeah, that was the farts coming off the boat.

The impractical jokers. Now that was a heavy cruise. We were on that together. We were on that together. Yeah, yeah, yeah, remember that. I forgot, damn it, you mushed. We mean? You're a mush. Oh, that's right We were on that together. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Remember that, I forgot, damn it. You mushed. We mean.

You're a mush. Oh, that's right, the craps table. I mean, buddy, here's the greatest thing about you is that you're just, you come in, bitching, and moaning, and I love it. I've known you for my life, half my life I've known you. But when you gamble, and the last person you want to see mozy and over to the crap stable,

is a miserable Joe to rose. I agree. Oh my God. I won't roll at the crap stable. When I play, I won't roll because I'll crap out in. I'm like, nope, do not let me roll. Yeah, but that's the negative energy you don't bring in. You got to bring the positive energy. You got to speak the words.

You got to put, you got to manifest it out into the universe. You roll over, I'll probably lose to put you got to manifest it out into the universe you roll over I probably lose I'm gonna mess this up. I'm not good at this shut the fuck up We buddy I put 50 dollars on the table. I was up 850 and I'd even had to play craps We were high five and we were having a blast we were singing we I mean dude I became friends with people. I didn't know Mm-hmm, and then here comes you you felt it in the air just Just negative derosa just awful vibes

Yeah, and then you rolled over and you're a drunk and you were like you know you a drunk. Oh you are 100% What's this and you said what's this like you didn't know but you know? How do you I'm gonna lose point in my life? I did not know how to play crap Well, I do now here's how you play anything gambling have a positive outlook. Oh, you can't yeah, that's yeah, you can I Know I know but usually by the time I'm gambling, okay, any place that allows gambling, usually when I'm in that environment, by the time I get around to the gambling,

I've done nine other things in that environment that I shouldn't have done. And the gambling is like, let me try to make some money back here because I've been going out of my fucking mind. You know? You just gave most of your money to some guy in an alley. And then some girl. Yeah. Yeah, so that's usually why my gambling attitude isn't terrific.

But I do like gambling, it's fun. It's not phone around you dude It's not because you never you every role. Ah that didn't work No, no, no, no, no that's that's that's not me anymore. I know I go in I do all the fucking now like oh come on I do all that bullshit clap, you know That's wrong good come on baby, you know like I try to get the energy up If I go to a table it's bad energy I walk away. I love that you don't know how to even have You'll like me and don at maxes games. We don't know what to say Well, like live your life

Max P you what other parents are looking at us like, what? No wheels. Get. What games he plays. We used to allow this. What game? Any, he would look cross when he played football, when he played baseball.

We just didn't know how to cheer. We didn't know how to be in the crowd and be like, because we would just, like, other parents would be like, you know, get in there, get in the dirt, do your thing. Keep your eye on the ball. You know, swing, come on, swing, and we would be like, you know, get in there, get in the dirt, do your thing, keep your eye on the ball. You know, sweet, come on, swing, and we would be like, life is good if you make it better. What? Well, are you not supposed to do that anymore? Cause like, like certain chance make the kids feel like no pressure or whatever, like whatever PC thing.

Here's a problem with the, the, the, the, now you have to cheer for the other team. Oh, fuck off. Yeah. Other parents would be like, oh, that was like the other team would be like, that was good. You guys got to run. That was great.

I could beat it. Oh, kiss my fucking ass with that shit. Yeah, I know. Jesus. Yeah, it's, it's, it's, uh, I, you know what I used to do? I used to get a chair and I used to go in the center field where nobody was and I'd light up a cigar

and sit by myself and I'd watch the game. Yeah, but Max was no good at baseball. He's, I look over onto this coaches screaming, Max. And I'm like, where's Max? Oh, he was in the stands. He took all the balls out of the dugout and had a sharpie. He brought a sharpie who's signing them and handed them all to the Great. Oh, it's great, but not during the game when you're up. That's why it's great. Yeah, I know it is great

It's fucking awesome man. That's hilarious said to me last night We're going over Lewis's house for some Halloween shit to hang out with Jamesy and he goes dad I got a girlfriend, I go, dude, you're 10, you can't, he goes, you wanna know how I got her? I go, all right, what's up? He goes, this girl he hung out with, he goes, I had my phone, I took a picture of him.

And then I said, hey, do me a favor, rate my girlfriend one to 10 and he showed her the picture. Oh, that's good. Dude, that's some pimps, shit. I'm like, great move. I was like, where did you learn that? That's really good really good yeah where'd he get that I don't I don't know man I'm letting them stay on TikTok don't do you think if that's where you're learning how to be a man yeah that's really good that's a Pimp move yeah that's

good ain't good for him man yeah already with a check that's great why doesn't have a check chill out he doesn't have a check, chill out. He doesn't have a check. He said he's got a girlfriend. He made a cool move, but he's 10. He can't have a girlfriend. Looks like he can. Why? He's 10. Yeah, but I mean, it's innocent enough, isn't it?

I don't know. I never raised a kid, is it not? When was the first time you messed around? 12. Yeah. I don't think a 10-year-old wants to mess around. I think he just wants to say that's my girlfriend. That's my point.

That's where I'm like, it doesn't, I think it, well, I don't know though, kids nowadays get pregnant at like 11, so maybe you're right, you know? I don't know. Yeah, I don't, I don't, I think I'm spout, look, I don't know what I'm doing, dude. I never had a dad. I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm, obviously.

I mean, that's, that's what we're going right into the hurt things right right you just call me a mush for 15 minutes You are a mush your fatherless oh my god. Why does that hurt more? That's cuz you're a mush and your negativity ruin the fucking chair. That's why ruin the fucking chair. That's why you at all. Dude, was it was it? I'm not I promise you I'm not saying this to be funny. I promise you I'm not. I'm not. All right. Was it bad? Was was there anything positive to not having a father? Because sometimes dealing with now I'm coming from a family parents together from the jump and they'll never get divorced. So, and I'm the only kid. So

I am from the ultimate, your parents are together scenario. And you know, it's great. But there's stuff about it that can kind of suck. And I feel like there's stuff in a single parent situation that can suck. But then there's probably a side to it that a kid in a unified marriage doesn't experience that it might actually be positive for the kid. I really mean that. Now, I'm not saying this to be mean. Okay. Okay.

Or it'll be funny. I don't believe you, but go ahead. Why do I have to believe you and you don't believe me? Because I knew that I was sincere when I was saying it. I'm going to give you director talk right now. I'm not buying what you're buying the emotion you're playing. You're indicating. Do you remember if director say that? You're indicating. I can see that line. It's about to come out of your mouth. Let me try it again, because I'm a great actor. I want to say this and I don't mean,

I'm not being funny. I mean, this sincerely. That was really good. Thank you very much. I almost believe you now. I'm a great actor. I don't know if you're my film loan. Excuse me.

You are a great actor. You have your parents, you have parents, but was it different because they're not your parents? Yes. Yeah. Not in the immediate sense. Like, not in the sense of like they love me, they raise, I never knew anything else.

None of that is different. It's all very regular. The different part is a personal thing. I absolutely have abandonment issues that are subconscious because of being adopted. 100%. And as much as I don't have a immediate interest in knowing who the biological parents are, you can't help but have that effect you in your life, you know? Yeah, I mean, and your parents were Arab, right? The real ones were Arabs.

Yeah. The adoptive parents are Italian. Italian, okay. Yeah. So, um, so you're pro-Palestine? Hamas. Hamas, more specifically. Instinctually. No, you can't fight it it. Like you want a strangle Jacob right now.

You want to grab by his lapel and go get out. You want to, it's, you're fighting it internally. I don't like that. Jacob's food and drinks are on my part of the desk. Farry is really of him. I know. Itets a fucking job people at home can see look at the jewish guy blame in america uh... blame me right away i just thought i'd only wore was starting i didn't know

sorry i got caught up in it don't drag me into this okay we have our own problems here there's i you get a little beach sheet here of of things it's one of the things on this thing it says college students that love Hamas, that's a thing that's happening right now. Well, right now in the colleges, there's a lot.

There's so nuts. It's, they're actually walking around and they have the, these little posters of the kids that are, the people that are kidnapped from Israel, by Hamas. I haven't seen any. I guess they're on college campuses or around cities and what's happening is they're videotaping people

just going up and ripping them down and mostly dumpy little college white girls are walking around ripping them off. Wait, they're ripping, I see what you're saying. The pictures of the people kidnapped are being put up by anti-Hamos people saying, these are the children. That's correct.

And then people are ripping the pictures down. Yeah. Why would they be ripping those pictures down? Jacob, you want to take this? It's your people. I think in an illusional way, they think Hamasah, they look good guys. They don't understand these people that are different

from the difference between Hamas and Palestine. Yeah. Yeah. It's a pretty basic thing to understand. Nobody does. Yeah. They're not nobody, but people don't. It's wild. Well, they're learning. Well, it's well, the teachers too. There was a couple of teachers. There's a look at this. A lot of teachers and they're passing that shit down to their kids. And it's funny that they don't understand that they went in and attacked these families, not a military. They didn't, you know, they just went in and killed civilians and babies and mothers.

And one of them was, they killed the son and then used the phone, his phone to call his mom cheesish there's a lot now look at this is all here so i don't know this is stuff you hear on the news and the news is garbage but i heard that one the the you heard that one yeah there's a lot of shittiness the news that this news must be true because the jews people are controlling itself you know it's so funny is they say the jews control the news

but if they did, wouldn't they control it a little better than they are? I mean, I know, that's the joke. I get nervous even joking about this because you look Jewish. I look Jewish and I am Arab. You are Arab. Yeah. And it's, but I'm not Palestinian, but still I feel bad for Israelis and Palestinians alike that

That have suffered through all this it's terrible. I don't say that to be diplomatic I can show it's very diplomatic of you. You know Hamas is fucked up. Did you see the video of the leader today? Not what he do Dude, he did like a Televised fucking speech where he was like we're get we will rule the world all Jewish people and Christian people will be eliminated. Was that the wasn't that the president of Turkey? It's the president of Turkey. Yeah, president of Turkey. I believe did that today in front of a like a thousands of people. I think in Turkey. The one I watched looked like it was from a TV studio. I mean, oh no, this was actually outside. I think the the president or whatever

He's called. I don't know what they call him, but in Turkey, they, he went out and gave a speech today that is it, it is a fight against the West. Yes. And he, we are getting ready right now to, to wage war. This is world war. This is probably, I mean, they've said it many times ever since 9,

11, but I think that this is probably the beginning of World War III. And how long are you going to last when it goes down? Me? Yeah, what are you going to do? I'll be just fine, dude. Really? I bought a house.

Nobody's going to find me. You're just going to high, like Anne Frank in your own attic. Yeah. Yeah, what do you think you're going to stay here and defend this place? I'm going to stay in your own attic. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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here. And I'm loading up that house with a bunch of, and I'm getting ammo and I'm loading up that house with a bunch of, and I'm getting ammo, and I'm getting ready to go. Cause when it goes down, we're gone. We're in the car. Max has just got a crossbow, Kevin, T-shirt, Kevin. I love that he can't have a girlfriend, but he bought him a crossbow.

That's fine for a 10 year old. He has a compound bone now. Yeah. My cousin John had a compound bone. When he was a kid, yeah. Yeah, fine. Yeah, I don't think it's 10, but- Doesn't need a girlfriend. He needs a compound bone, how to hunt a squirrel in a deer.

I always wanted a compound bone. My cousin got when we were kids, it was awesome. Yeah. But, you know, we were never allowed to play with it because it had to all be supervised. Yeah, I pushed you live in the city. No, no, no, I didn't live in the city. Where'd you live?

The suburbs. You did? So did he in Jersey. I didn't know, I thought you were from the city. No, I was born in Philly, but no, I grew up in the suburbs outside of Philly. I didn't know that. Yeah, it sucks.

I always thought you were like a Philly, like a city kid. No, I mean, I went to high school in Northtown, which was a city, and my family lived, a lot of them lived in Philly, so I spent a ton of time in Philly, and I was born in Philly. I mean, it was a big part of my life, but we'd physically lived in the suburbs.

If Red Dawn happened right now, and they flew in right now, well, how long do you think you'd last? You're not the ass me. Yeah, but how long do you think you'd last in the city? Like me, you, Jacob, and Lou have to leave this building right now and they're everywhere. I actually have a decently, I don't know how to phrase it,

but for New York, my apartment is decently secluded. Unless you want gaming systems. Right. And I do have a terrace, which is an escape route. So you think you'd make it down from here to your apartment? Wait, you're saying we're stuck at, you're saying they come into serious examM right now. I'm saying right now they pass. Well, should we were trying to get past security here? We're fine. Nobody's getting into the building. I can't even get in when I'm co-hosting. No, from serious, then we got a problem. Man, yeah, we're in trouble.

I think me and me and Jacob are fine. I don't know why you would think that. I grabbed the fire acts first. Yeah, see here he knows. And he knows. You gotta be protected. He just said, Joe just said, I'll when he heard his wrist picking up his coffee. I mean, did you see that? I'll.

Yeah, I mean, dude, this is this is scary shit, you know, Dan, uh, Dan Saint Germain told me he's having like anxiety attacks and shit about it. I was like, well, dude, you know, you can't think about it that much but i mean to that extent and then like but it's this is wild i'm getting riled up about it is that bad uh... i'm getting riled up i'm ready to go

god bless america i can't wait to be look at the flag again as one country we don't stand up to get it happen yeah that will do it these college students can't even get a lot of it again as one country we all stand up together. It will happen. It will happen. That will. Dude, these college students can't even get along. They're gonna go. When we go, dude, when it goes, they're not gonna be able to stand up against us.

I love that. We're gonna unite under the one flag again and stand up as a country. And we're gonna fight the world like we did back in the day. Yeah, that's right. we're gonna be America again. That'd be a cool movie, like people that are really divided socially, then they have to come together to fight like a common, like aliens invade or something,

and they have to fight together. What, like independence day? Yeah, but like a comedy, they'll be funny, you know, they'll be like a funny premise for something. Yeah. It must exist, right? It like a funny premise for something. You know, it's must exist, right? It has to exist. It must.

I'm getting riled up and I know I shouldn't. I think that I love when America's, you know, I wanna enjoy the Olympics again as a country. Remember we used to watch the Olympics and we used to chant USA. You, who? Dude, everybody. We used to watch the Olympics and we used to chant USA you Who dude? Everybody we used to watch the Olympics and want to win and chant yeah, when the hell was chanting what who was chanting?

To my house in Boston we chanted when the when the dream team when the you the hockey team It's the basketball dream team was cool does not does not happen the way it used to happen Well, we have in one big group events now i can feel we kick ass but i think that they but the track of field don't like america i think the ones that the people that win really don't like the country what's that anyways i i i i need uh get another show kicked off the air.

I never liked the Olympics. Black, black, black, black me up on that. The end of the world type of movie, the comedic is called This is the End. I think it's a 7-rogan movie. Yes, but that's not, Hylou, that's not, that's not what I'm saying. A thing where peeps are an invasion and people, like it's a college campus, and it's the warring factions, like it's the kids that think Ben Shapiro is a Nazi, right? And then the kids that are like Roganites, and they hate each other, but then they have to fight

together because there's a common enemy. So the Rogenites and then the fascists have to join forces like the Antifa. Like yeah, yeah, that's a better way to put it. Like the Antifa and the Rogenites. Yeah, and they have to fight together and they hate each other, but then they learn how to respect each other and bond and become like a one again. But they do it through love,

because one of the Antifa girls falls in love with one of the Rogenites. There you go, that's one of the, you guys are the Romeo and Juliet thing, huh? Right, right. And then they get together and her and her pink and green hair, right? And then they meet the bald guy with too much testosterone.

Right. And they bang in the woods, right? Right. And then she becomes pregnant with one of those babies. And he's growing tits from his testosterone injections and she has a cock. Yeah, she has a cock. And it's a perfect meeting of...

I mean, this is just trying to do a derose move if I've ever heard of it. Wow, it's a perfect combination. Yeah, no, but... He finds out. So the girl they fell in love with was really a transitioning man. Yes.

Yeah, we're transitioning woman. Maybe she's going the other way. Who knows? Not as fun. Not as fun. Can you transition the other way? Yes. You go from a woman to a man?

Yes, how do you not know that? But you can't get a penis. Yeah, they can build one. What is the bionic man? They did a whole, they did a whole curb enthusiasm about it. You can build a penis. It's not as good as a real penis. They did a whole curb your enthusiasm

where Chas Bono plays a, in real life, Chatsody Bono became Chas Bono. Sure, I understand that. Chas in the show plays, I think it's Funk Halzer's daughter or something who became a man. And they do a whole episode about how his fake cock is huge. It's great. And it's like knocking shit over and stuff.

I think Chas Bono is the fucking man for doing it. I'm like, that's awesome that he's like, got a sense of humor about that. It is definitely a man for playing, he's a man. Yeah. Yeah. I don't understand though, what does it say? We can give you male genitalia and do two different ways.

Fallow Plasty creates a penis and your rethroat to stand while urinating. We use tissue from the forearm or thigh. Well, met, is that meda-wade? Metoidio? Metoidioplasty. It takes your existing general tissue, makes it longer. Turning it into a defined phallus, this needs only one surgery. Why would do the second? Because it's only one surgery. Plus I don't want to smell thigh skin on a penis. Is that your thigh? Ugh.

And then how does it get, so the second way, obviously, you could have sensation, because you would still have the sensation from the original female genitals, but then how do you make it a boner? There's got to be a thing. It's got to be a pump. There's probably a, yeah, or a device. They can put a pump in a impotent guy's dick and be a thing. It's got to be a pump. There's probably a yeah or a device. Oh, they can put a pump in a in a In a impotent guy's dick and pump it up. You can't close up the giant. How do you make that any an Audi? One of my missing stuff. It would cotton you sew it up. You literally and then you sew it out. It's still there

It's just like you you you dynamite it the cave entrance. I think yeah, basically. I think that seems very unhygienic. Like you would probably die from that. Uh, I don't, I don't think it's that dangerous. I think that it's more dangerous to turn a penis into a vagina because then you're creating what's essentially an open wound, even though it's not bleeding or anything disgusting. And then when, and then when she dies, dies, you open it up and it's just a Dorito bag stuff with socks to fill that cavernous hole.

I think the surgeries are not where I would wait a few years. Well, I think it's way easier if you're a guy. Well, I think it goes two ways. I think in certain ways it's easier if you're a woman transition to become a man. Right. Because with that, it's probably a little less, I have a friend that did it. And it's, it's, it's, it's, it's,

transition from a man to a woman, a woman to a man. A woman to a man. Really? And he's a man, like it's, science is astounding. You've seen it Hit what do you mean it his dick? Yes, no, no, I didn't see his dick. I don't know if he has a dick or not

Oh, you don't know so it's just that it's a female that turned into a man Yes, and I will say it's astounding like the way these transitional these transitions. I find them fascinating Uh, and I don't mean that in a we know I'm gonna make fun. I just don't know. I a... We know. I'm gonna make it fun. I just don't understand. No, no, no, no, no. Like how you can't just sew up a vagina. So a vagina shut.

Well, because I think you're a lot of... I think it's like... And that's it. I think it's litter. I'm so out of my element. But I think it's sort of like when you let an earring hole close. Like an earring hole is... No, no, no, no, it's not.

An earring hole is made right okay and when you have a vagina that's that's actually a vaginal canal that goes into your body that is made by God well let's ask and this is like Jesus I'm telling you right now let's ask call in if someone's had a sex change all right so if you want, so if you went from a female to a male and have a penis, please call 866-4-RAWDog right now. But you know what I think that is. And by the way, we're not gonna, not to make fun, we're just, we're curious how this works.

I'll tell you right now, if you go from a vagina to a penis, that's a rookie mistake. I'm telling you right now, it's time for a rookie mistake, brought to you by Snickers, a rookie mistake. Maybe you telling you right now. It's time for rookie mistake brought to you by Snickers a rookie mistake Maybe you just need a snickers snickers the official chocolate bar of the NFL check out Snickers dot com slash NFL to learn more Thank you very much And if I could help you out there the number is 866 969

there. The number is 866-969-1969. What did you hold up there, Lew? 866-4, Rod Dog. 4, Rod Dog. Thank you very much, Lew, Black Lew, and DJ Lew. Yeah, Colin, there's nobody going to call in. Nobody's going to call in. Nobody, there's nobody listening right now that had a vagina and went to a penis. You don't know that, but we might have a surgeon that's a big bonfire fan that does that exclusive i bet you have that before you have somebody call up the the the the percentage how do you know though i don't know there's just the odds and don't call up if you heard somebody who who heard from somebody yeah we don't want somebody to somebody somebody. I will say, I know personally and have met far more men that have transitioned to women,

than women that have transitioned to men, but I've seen, that's an easier move to make a wallet than to make a penis. I understand, I understand. I make a cavern. How you make a hole in your heart. I hear it's not. It wasn't there before.

I hear, the penis stuff, and making a vagina. How is that, you take it? Oh, it's easy. No, but we could do it. I hear it's not that easy, and I hear it's quite complicated and can be, now it might be wrong, but I've heard it can be dangerous to the person because of risk of infection and things like that.

Which I think is why so many trans women keep the penis. Because it's just, you know, I think. I don't know. Let me ask you a question as somebody who's been with a trans person. Right. If you met a couple of times that we know of. Oh no, I would tell. What am I fucking keeping secrets?

I don't give a shit. You know, I would smote his little pecker. Who do I say that about? Everybody. A man. Oh, okay. So, I'll ask you this question. If you met a girl, trans girl, you went out on a date.

Yeah. You took her out, and then you kissed. Yeah. And then you went back to a date. You took her out and then you kissed. And then you went back to your place. And you started getting naked. And you kiss in and you take each other's clothes off. And you put on some rare, weird album that you have that nobody knows who it is. And you go down there and it's a vagina, no penis.

Are you disappointed? Are you happy? I'd prefer the penis with a trans woman. You got that, Lou? Good. Thank you. I do. I would. I would. Now, why is that with a woman? I'd want a vagina. Okay. I mean, sorry. That sounded disrespectful. I didn't mean like, well, with a woman though, I don't mean it like that. I just mean like if you said you're gonna go out with a trans woman that I would prefer the penis So if you're gonna look at you're gonna get a car You want to get all that you want to get the bells and whistles you want to get the 14 inch monitor You don't want to get the little tiny monitor with all the you know no GPS you want I find I find the with all the, you know, no GPS, you want. Well, I find the peanut, I can't,

it's a very, very hard thing to explain, and it's especially hard to explain without sounding. He said, he's so hard. Yeah. Without sounding like I'm being disrespectful, I'm not being disrespectful, I really, there's just something about like, I enjoy the cis woman with a vagina,

I enjoy a trans woman with a penis. I don't know why that is, but it just is. Well, yeah, you like a penis on a trans woman. Yes. This, all right. I mean, what do you want me to tell you? Yeah. You asked me a question, I'm gonna ask.

Now, now let me ask you, now let's get into this a little more. Yeah. Sorry, I give out the wrong number. I don't know where my head's at. He gave out the wrong number. It was not me, Lou. It's like 8669, 696 866 969 1969 yeah 8669 69 1969

Calling right now. We're talking about trans Women would you rather have a? No, no, no, we need we need the surgery come get there. Thank you very much If you know anybody who had a vagina and had a penis attached, please let us know. Or the other way had a penis and had a vagina, a K wallet. I also heard and this also could be complete nonsense that when you have the penis to vagina surgery, you have to keep something in there to prevent it from closing. Yeah.

You have to keep one of your tube socks. Yes, because you're... No, it's walking around with a... Because you're creating an open wound, essentially. Right. And there's, you know, so... I don't know. You have to keep, like, a bag of change in there to keep it.

There's... You can put snacks in there. Yeah, I'm not sure. You better be certain. I mean, I can't imagine you have that regret. I think I might have made a mistake. There's no putting it back. Well, I think by the test.

I would imagine anybody that gets to that point for the most part is pretty damn certain. I mean, it's not psychological testing through the wazoo, I bet. You, I would imagine, but also too, I think, the cost of this is extraordinary. It's not a cheap thing to do, you know? So I think by the time you,

it's not like you're rolling through the mall one day and you get your ear pierced on a whim, you know, it's like, the lot goes into this thought-wise. But you can't have pierced on a whim, you know, it's like the lot goes into this. But can you, but you can't have it. It's a major commitment just not lifestyle was, but financially, I never expect. But you can't have an orgasm when you lose your penis, you're not going to be having orgasm.

And if you get a penis, you're not going to be able to orgasm. No, that's why they're saying they can extend the point of the penis. The way the penis is turned into a vagina for my understanding is because the head sensitivity is still there. So you can, you can feel it. You can have whatever. I don't know. I don't know, man, I'd like to know more about this.

I hope you call up 8669-69969. I hope there's somebody out there. I wish I could just Google it without it taking over my ads. I know. What? I know. I'm wondering you could just Google something

and not have to worry that you're gonna get ads about it every day. I mean, wife's gonna be like, why are we getting all these ads about trans-gistening? Yeah. Dude, I would actually, I'll be honest, I'll be bummed out if I was with the, if I said let's do this,

let's go with the trans girl and I went down there and there was a vagina, I'd be sad. I'd be sad too. I think if I was into trans men, which I'm not, but I think if I was, I would want a vagina and not a crafted medical penis, whatever the hell you call it. I would want what you had, you know? I would want what you had.

Is it a weird thing to touch them on the man's penis? I've never touched it on it. Well, I've touched my friend's penis, this is but not centrally. What? Not sexually. Oh, you can do that? I've grabbed, you never grabbed your friend's penises, but not centrally. What? Not sexually. Oh, you can do that? I've grabbed, you never grabbed your buddy's deck as a goof.

I've done it a billion times in my life. I, who? Jay. You've never grabbed my deck. Ari, because you look like you would hit somebody. You do it with a certain kind of, you do it with an Ari. You don't do it with you. You do it with a Jay.

You do it with a Jay. You don't do it with a Keith. You know what? You can't do it with Keith Ari you don't do it with you do with a J you know with a J You don't do it with a Keith you know you can't do it with kids you need two hands Yeah, what's up? You said you didn't touch a guy with the woman at the at the bonfire show said you did Was that it just a bit what woman at the bonfire? No, keep going He said did you ever touch your man's penis? I said no I, I touched the woman's penis. It's a he's he's being. No, not I'm being I'm saying the accurate thing. Let me let me let me finish. He's being correct about the way he said, I wasn't going to say, okay, what you thought I was going to say. Okay, all right, but can you blame me for having my my defenses up a little bit just in, with everything with you. With me?

I'm the one who planted this, helped you. I, I flowered your seed. I just mean, I'm the one back in the day when I, when I brought you to my house. I'm the only friend that watered you, gave you sunlight, and said it was okay to do. Not just with this, with everything. You got a point. I'm tipi-toeing with you. You have a valid point. All right, with everything. You got a point.

I'm tippy towing with you. You have a valid point. All right, thank you. You have a valid point. Thank you. Yes, with a woman. Well, we should call Bailey Jay. We even, wait, it's called Bailey.

She'll know. Bailey, all right. I'll call it. We'll call her right now. That's a good, but she's, I gotta make sure she knows she's on radio. Oh, she might not want to be. She used to always be game for a phone call or something.

Well, she says outrageous stuff. Let me tell you something. There's nobody funnier than Bailey Jay. Oh, she's great. What's that? We're getting calls. We're getting calls right now. But do we have a real person, not like a fucking somebody

fucking around like a doctor or somebody who's transitioned? Well, Danielle's got that. Not yet. Yeah, go ahead. Go ahead, Lou. Danielle knows about a film, Danielle's got a- Not yet, we have. Yeah, go ahead, Lou. Danielle knows about a film, but it's a woman, so I say we take it. Okay. Sure, let's take it. This is a rare thing.

Danielle. Hello. Hi, how are you, Danielle? What's going on? Hey, good. Good. Hey, so I'm just listening to you guys. So there's a show called I Am Jazz, J-A-D J A D B. It's about a boy that transitions to a girl. Okay. And she totally had a vagina made and she uses like this.

Dick shaped thing to keep her vagina depth and with. Oh, okay. Wait, is it a like a docu series or is it a scripted show? No, it's a documentary about oh So when he was like five and God she's got to be like 17 or 18 now She's a full woman now. She's I'm worried about max having a girlfriend So wait a minute so she has she had to put stuff in her vagina to keep the shape of a vagina. Correct. Yep. And to keep the depth and she lost some depth because she wasn't doing her chore so. Oh, if you get lazy, your vagina goes away. It's like, yeah.

Look, if you don't wear your retainer. Oh, this is just, hey, yeah. Yeah, I don't brush my teeth every day. Never mind. Put my vage. Is there vage shoe in my- Is there anything worse? What?

Is there anything worse than end of the day you lay in your bed, you're like dozing and you forgot to brush your teeth and you're just like, God damn it, man. I can't believe that they've developed so much technology and we have so much crazy shit to make our life easier and we still have to get up and go put toothpaste on that stupid thing and just scrub our teeth like it's fucking a hundred years ago. I hate it. I hate it.

I want to be able to sit in bed and chew on something and it brushes my teeth for me. Breshing my teeth is the most taxing thing. One of the most taxing things I do. Having a brush your teeth. Yeah, it's not. And you get older, you have to floss, which is another. It's a pain. Pain in the ass. Yeah, it's not. And you get older, you have to floss, which is another. It's a pain.

Pain in the ass. Yeah, it's a pain in the ass. And if I won't go to bed until I brush, yeah, brush floss and mouthwash. But that means sometimes I'm like you, I'm so lazy, I don't wanna do it, that I'll stay up till three, even though I wanted to go to bed at midnight. Cause you don't feel like going into the- I don't feel like doing the that I'll stay up till three, even though I wanted to go bed at midnight. Because you don't feel like going into the...

I don't feel like doing the process. Can I say this though? Can I say this? Is there anything better than after you brush your teeth? And you go to bed, how great your mouth feels? It feels great. I think with clean sheets.

Oh, like a freshly made bed. And you peel down the bed. And then you get in and the pillows are where they're supposed to be and you lie back and then you pull the sheets over. Oh my god. What's this sonic bundle? I don't work. I already looked into it. Sonic bundle. You put it in your mouth. Nope. Does not work. Bobby's talking about the U shaped toothbrush that you can just kind of place in your mouth with toothpaste and let it vibrate. Well, why doesn't it work? I, because I got it, it doesn't work. It just doesn't get, it's not effective. It's not effective. Thank you, Jacob, for using the word that I couldn't think of. It's not effective.

It doesn't work. I got every tooth thing you can probably get, and it just, there's nothing. There's no, there's nothing. I got these new pills you can get Instead of toothpaste you can throw them in your mouth and chew on them and then Brush your teeth with that because toothpaste bothers me fuck what do you do that for because I hate I Hate brushing is the problem. I hate the toothpaste thing where you have to Unscrew the tooth I hate taking lids off. I don't like it, because the lid always

can open the pillow. Just take the, open the thing, throw it in your mouth. You're done. But it's the brushing that clean's not the actual, it's almost secondary. You can't just, you wouldn't just smear toothpaste on your teeth and think that's doing it. No, he's saying you still have to brush with this.

It sounds like more work. I don't like toothpaste either, because you have to take have to take the lid off put the lid down squeak and then there's always some dry stuff you gotta squeeze it. You did the flip lid. What are you talking about? How do you use it? I don't get the flip lid. Don gets the stupid cap lid which I hate. I don't know man that that sounds like that pill thing sounds like way more fucking work to me You got to get you had to open a pill. There's nothing worse than pulling that cellophane back Yeah, it's a little bottle. It's a bottle with little it looks like a little mint and you take it

You chew on it and you brush your teeth. You're done child proof, huh child proof bottle Because that's it because that adds effort. I'm saying, is it a childproof? No, it's not. It's not. It's an adult cap. It doesn't have the tyrant. I'll stupidly get a squeeze. Okay. All right. And pinch it.

All right. I hate it. I hate pression teeth. I hate it. I make my bed every morning. What? What? I make my bed every morning. What do you, would you listen to Jordan Peterson?

Forget it. Jordan. Oh wait to Jordan Peterson? Forget it. I should just say. Oh wait, oh the Canadian guy. I get my Jordans all mixed up. I thought you'd been Jordan Rubin, then I was thinking of Jordan Peele. I got all confused there. No, they say you're supposed to make your bed every day

and it helps you mentally. No, I do it. So when I go to bed at night, what does actually, it makes me feel like the day has started and I'm not being a slop. And then when I go to bed at night, what does actually, it makes me feel like the day has started and I'm not being a slop. And then when I go to bed at night, it's like you said, I get the treat of, we get to go back in now, we peel the covers back.

I never make my bed. I never make it. But I do like when the maid comes, and that night when the bed is really freshly made, I do like a nice made bed. And when I go to a hotel, I never have made service. They don't even go in my room. That's a problem now.

I heard that there's a big shortage of maids because after the pandemic, they just stopped doing daily. It's only by request now. It's only by request and now there's big problem with germs and all these rooms because they're not being cleaned properly and then people are getting belligerent at the staff now. You want to hear something? This is what's, this is what's, so and also check in if you notice that hotels it's getting later and later. I've been to hotels and friends

of the hotels. You get there four o'clock and they look sorry the rooms aren't ready yet. I mean, it's wild. But I'll give you something along those lines. I went to my supermarket last night to shop for the week. Is there any, Sunday night could be the biggest night for grocery store shopping for a lot of people. You know what I mean?

Like that's like shit, we gotta get stuff for the week, you know? I don't shop. Yeah, well, you know, some of us have to provide for ourselves. Well, I got married, I have a beautiful wife that likes to take care of the shopping. All right, yeah. Good.

He says, I won't survive, please. The, what do you say? What do you say? I'm saying when they attack, and you don't know they're here yet. And John's walking in the house going, Bob, I'm thinking about going to get... And you see your eye explode from the sniper bowl. Are you shinshy falls?

Did you just kill my wife? What will you do? Did you just kill my wife? I didn't kill her. I just did. Yeah. Which is in your bloodline. Oh my God. You people. You people. You people. I mean the derosa family. The real of dera my God. First of all, if Don dies, it's going to be better.

Because me and Max, I just going to go on the woods and hunt squirrel. Oh boy. Well you think it when it go you think you think she's gonna she's gonna complain about everything. She hates deer meat. She doesn't like venison. Can't you get a porcupine? Oh shut up. But listen listen to this about the supermarket. This is fucked up. Yes. I go to the super a supermarket in New York City on a Sunday. Yes. There was one cashier working and the deli counter at 6 p.m. was already closed for the day. Oh, I was like, dude, we are in trouble. Like, this is not people think like uh... with whatever no guys like this is a fucking problem that people are just it's just not being discussed

uh... for whatever reason but there is an epidemic and a shortage of we got but we have plenty of people to work nobody fucking wants to work no and then there's no money to pay anybody on top of it's a fucking disaster right now i just read article on that too that this was the big transition from taking out all the cashiers and putting in self uh... check out

they cut all the staff so nothing's restocked they cut all the supermarkets cut their staff down to bare bones that's why nothing's getting restocked and things are getting bind doesn't have self checkout. Well, I have nothing for you. That's what I'm saying. No, it's, it's, it's a staffing issue. It's a staffing issue.

There's, there's a twofold problem happening. There's a twofold, the, threefold problem, how it, date these corporations fucked everybody over and made everybody feel like these fucking worker bees that didn't deserve respect or insurance. They cut everybody's hours just enough to not have to cover their insurance or all the shit. So people got fed the fuck up, said, fuck you, I'm not doing this anymore.

My life means more than this. Then so then they don't want to work. And then on top of it, because of these corporations and the big box stores and everything else, these anything in between isn't making the money to pay people properly, to staff, they're or staff. It's, this is fucking really, really bad. Listen, it's the generation, it's the kid suck. It's only part of it. Let me tell you part of

it. First of all, when you're a kid, you got a shit job that paid no money, that gave you enough money to buy your own dumb little things. All right, when I, I had a paper route, it paid nothing. I woke up at five in the morning, went in, folded papers, walked through a neighborhood until the sun came up, it's sucked, to make what? A few dollars every week. I had to go collect niggas and quarters from people. Kids don't want to work anymore because parents give their kids money. They don't want to do jobs anymore. And nobody wants to do a real job anymore. Everybody wants to be famous. Every kid, every teenager, every 20 year old wants to get on TikTok, have their, have their moment, get a bunch of followers. They don't want to go to work. That's part of

it. They don't want to work. That's a huge part of it. Yeah. That's the problem with kids in our country. No, no, no, that's, that's a huge part of it. A bunch of pussy. That's a huge part of it, but that's not the whole thing, is what I'm saying. I'm looking at man. There's other elements to it. When I was a kid, when you could go to the grocery store and become a bag boy, that was a big thing.

You made tips, you'd made a little money. Now everybody's gonna have a job like a 401K and stock options to get it, fuck you, go work. That's the parents fault for not raising a kid Every winter. I have a max has a little snowblower. I have one and he goes around and he makes money Doing people's driveways You know and that teaches him that that's your money go make some cash do a little work work your ass off Come home and then you can go get whatever the fuck you want at McDonald's.

There's a great, all the other kids in the neighborhood, you know what they do? They sit there while somebody is, they pay somebody to do the driveway. The parents don't even do it. There's a great, there's a great, what's that? What happened?

I thought I heard it was going, sorry. There's a great, there's a great, uh, for example, It's of an interview he did and He they asked him at one point in the interview they go They go you love classical composers. Why do you think we don't ever get to hear Stravinsky like on the radio? Like it's it's People like like that stuff. Why wouldn't they play it on regular radio ever? And he goes, cause it's bad for morale.

And they're like, what do you mean? He goes, if somebody hears dumb music on the radio and they know that the person making the dumb music is a millionaire, that's good for morale. That makes them want to get out of bed cause they go, well, I could do it too. And then they go to their shitty job and they keep working cause they think there's a chance.

He goes, if you get out of bed in the morning and you hear classical music on the radio and you think that that's what you need to be able to do to make a million dollars, he goes, the workforce would collapse because everybody go, why would I even bother trying? I can't do that. And he's right. Unfortunately now, it's gotten to this point where everybody thinks they can just do that. And he's right. Unfortunately now, it's gotten to this point where everybody thinks they can just do it from their living room and everybody thinks they deserve it.

And- Well, because they, because they just can't. There's people that are famous from a phone that are making a lot of money, they have sponsors. Like the, like, show business used to be in like a very, almost elite group of people that you, you know, you, it was now anybody can be famous and anybody can be a comic, anybody can do any, all the,

what we used to do used to be a hard job to get into. You had to pay your fucking dues, you had to do crap gigs, you had to work your way up, you had to become better than the middle or to become the middle or you had to become better than the headline or to become the middle or you have to become better than the headline or to become the headline. Now all you have to do is have a bunch of people on TikTok watching your stupid shit and you can headline in a room and you're a stand-up comedian. I have it in my opinion. I have it in my opinion.

You don't consider them that. But that doesn't matter. It's not about respect. It's not about how good you are. It's not about being a legend in the business or being respected in the business. It's about that mula and not getting a real job and not paying your dues and not having to do heavy lifted.

Nobody wants to do the fucking heavy lifting. I think along the lines, excuse me, of reality television, I think personally, the two, I'm not saying for the economy, I'm not saying for anything that's actually has, anything to do with actual politics. I just mean for the outlook of the country. I think the two worst presidents we ever had

for this culture as far as like what it did to the culture's perspective and mentality were Bill Clinton and Donald Trump because they were the two presidents. Bullshit. No, I'm kidding. They were the two presidents that made every fucking person on earth

normalize the White House. They were like, oh, the president's getting his dick sucked in the Oval Office, that's something I would do. B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b Right, and then Donald Trump's walking around going, Rosie, I dial you a fat pig and you're going, oh me and my buddies were fucking saying that, and it made every, and then fucking Sarah, apparently all these fucking people, people go, oh, I'm just like that guy, I'm as smart as that guy. You know how bad it is when the common people feel like they're as smart as the president.

Yeah, but the candidates were doing that. Yeah, but not to, it to just not in the same way. Dude, they were fucking banging Starlets and then killing them. JFK was never on, JFK was never on our cine-o-haul playing the saxophone with the band. Got a great point. Yeah. I'm telling you, dude, like that shit where like,

with the reason they said Bob Bob was in the lead, and they said he lost because he couldn't talk to the common person. He lost because he had to hold a pencil in one hand. Nobody wanted to look at his perfume. Yeah, man. Nobody wants to hear that. Yeah, all the stuff you, we feel it's cool

about the Kennedys, you've found out 15 years later. That is true. We did find out later what a piece of shit. Oh my God. What a... Yeah, I'm not saying they were great guys. I'm just saying it was just a different time. But they're also different times.

A different time. I can't myself in this. I feel as an intelligence loss. I'm reading a lot of the books on the Founding Fathers or anything anything any historical great historical figures in the one thing here you want to buy your solo every weekend Jesus Christ what do you want to do this weekend I'm gonna try to make

book on the founding fathers you want to come over and give me a handjob the one common thing what the fuck Jacob spies up some books get Harry Potter or something. Get Vampire List stat. I read other books too. This is the phase I'm in now. Hey, before we make that. I'm in the age range where you do World War II and Revolutionary War.

Hey, before you make out, can I read this thing that George Washington once said? Oh yeah, that makes my pussy wet. Go ahead, Jake. My point is, like right now I'm reading Alexander Hamilton. Oh, the same thing with all of them. I mean, I mean, I mean, I'm so fucking hard right now. These guys, they had libraries. They read books like you wouldn't even, I wouldn't even get through page one. They're all versed in Latin, French. Yeah. They read every book. That was their PlayStation. Right.

Yeah. And they could converse and they had a knowledge of the world that I don't think anybody has now and we'll never have again. No, no, no, no. Because you have to learn it. You have to learn the hard way. But that was their entertainment.

But when we were kids, we actually played with each other because you didn't you didn't have really toys right. We would go to the park or meet up and play with dirt or some stupid one person would have a cool toy and that was it and we'd break it. Well, you know, now kids, I mean, kids come over my house. There's a trampoline, there's a pirate ship, there's a zip line, there's a Sony PlayStation, there's so much to do. Here's the other worst thing that happened to the culture. The iPhone, without question, the iPhone,

like this device, and I say the iPhone because every other smartphone followed suit with it. This was the device that made it happen. This was the first device that had the app store and it had the app store. And it had the app store. And you went there, there's a fucking app that can make you a genius at anything you need to do in five seconds flat. People do not learn trades anymore. They don't learn skill sets. They don't know how to fucking do anything. It's all done for them. Dude, we're teetering on a time. We're tatering on a gen- There's a entire generation of people out there

that don't have driver's license. Because they're like, why would I get one? I know parents of 17, 18 year old kids that are like, the kids are like, I don't wanna get a driver's license. I'll just use Uber. That's just ridiculous. But that goes on the, here's the problem. Dude, I'm driving down the highway.

I tell Max, grab the wheel for a sec. I gotta do something. And I drive the fucking car. It's down the highway. I tell Max grab the wheel for a second. I got to do something and I drive the fucking car It's on the parents. Yeah parents are fucking Idiots there was there was a gen couple generations of little Kids who who could don't do that don't do this don't they didn't let their kids do anything fucked up Not even splash in a puddle their kids do anything fucked up. Not even splash in a puddle

because they were so worried about their stupid little kids. Now those kids have nothing. They're afraid of everything. They have such, we grew up with depression. They grew up with anxiety. They're afraid of every little thing. And now it's time, I think parents have to let their kids fall, break a leg, do something bad find it's why I got shifu

Let him act shooting a shoot a crossbow. I got a couple people send me a thing, dude. You shouldn't let you fuck you I'm gonna shoot a crossbow. It's the it's it's it's it's that it's it's what texting and email and social media has done to societies, ability to communicate. People do not know. People literally, there is a wave of anxiety amongst millennials and Gen Z when it comes to having an actual phone call

because it's an interaction and a potential confrontation. They can't handle it. People that have only grown up in a culture where their only communication has been done through written word and not intelligently, by the way. You get emails from adults now that don't know how to spell punctuation. Whatever, I don't wanna say Bobby.

Well, fuck you, okay. I know you're talking about me. But, you, you, you know what? And I don't mean this, I swear to God, I'm not saying this to say Bobby. Well fuck you, okay? I know you're talking about me. But you, but here, you know what? And I don't mean this, I swear to God, I'm not saying this to be funny. Again, and I really do mean this. I stop pointing at me, you know, I feel like you're long fingers.

When you would misspell things or not use punctuation or whatever. First of all, it was before everything got fixed for you. Second of all, you grew up kind of hard-knock. So I was like, yeah, Bobby was in and out of like, bad kids schools and shit like that. Like what? You know what I mean?

That's not these kids. These are people that grew up in school. In school. And still not, yeah. And it's being done for them. Exactly, that's my point. So it's just fucking wild. It's wild like people don't not,

you have people that grew up in an environment where if you didn't like what the other person said you can literally block them Yeah, that's it you can erase somebody from existence in your fucking life. You know what else? We don't have any more bullies No, we do we need we need now the bullies are the nerds now the bullies are the nerds now. The bullies are the people getting people canceled. It's, that's, that's some of them. That's some of them. There's plenty of bullies on the other side. The kids ripping down the posters of the, the kid, they're bullies. That's, they found a way to bully people.

Listen. Because they know they can't get hit. They know nobody can do anything to them. So they're like, fuck you, we're doing this. We gotta, we gotta take a break. We gotta take a break. We gotta take a big break. Oh my God, we have Bailey J. Did you call her? Yes, Bailey. We need to take a a break. We gotta take a break. We gotta take a big break. Oh my god, we have Bailey J.

Did you call her? Yes, Bailey. We need to take a short break. Bailey J's on the phone. We're gonna ask her her questions when we come back. But we're gonna take a quick break. We got Jota Rosa is in. Jacob's here.

The two lose. And me, big J's on the cruise. We'll be back in just a minute. So, uh, oh what? It's a bonfire. I gotta plug your dates. All right, plug your dates dates what do you got folks big announcement i got a ton of dates

i got a ton of dates uh... go to jota rosa dot com uh... i'm going on twilight crazy new york new york i'm gonna be at the k g b bar november ninth doing readings for my audio book and then the rest of these dates are all the new hour of stand-up november eleven philadelphia at the tl a uh... the eightth in Buffalo, New York, the 30th in Denver, December 1st, Phoenix, Arizona, December 3rd, Salt Lake City, January 13th, Grammarcy, here in New York, doing the hour. Just announced today, February 8th, Nashville, February 9th, Charlotte,

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