The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Enough Is Enough

Episode Date: July 15, 2025

It's surprising to learn that a famous rocker is Jewish. | Jay believes someone stole his peptides but he still had enough to shoot into his buttocks. | Bobby shows photos of a specter in a haunted hotel that may or may not be trick photography. | Jay throws a secret pool party at his home and does not invite his current co-host. Bobby is a little unnerved that he was left out because Jay needed to have Dan Soder over for the second week in a row to play guitar hero. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

And now the bonfire with big Jay Okerson and Robert Kelly Old anti-semitic Christine strikes again Wow He happens to be Jewish the guy can't sing a song for Christ's sake He happens to be Jewish. The guy can't sing a song for Christ's sakes. Tell you what, the songs I like about Disturbed I like, I've seen them perform live so much. I never paid to see a Disturbed show in my life, but I've seen them. They're always on OzFest and always on any of those shows. Always. Or package deals. And they were always like fun. I think I'm racist a little bit because when I found it was Jewish I don't care but I was like really? You should think of rock and roll guys. It's cool, you don't think of cool.

You never think, when you think of rock guys who are fucking singing shit like this once you learn their background you're like, ah. By the way that's been the funniest is having to find out how many white rappers are Jewish they're like they're the only people like standing up for this like yo I can't sit listen to this shit anymore it's like thanks MC tomato face or whatever fucking stupid fucking white rapper name is there's a lot of a lot of musicians are Jewish oh there's some but what we're finding is that because some of these

white rappers hate Dave They hate Dave Smith everybody hate that I have to see them and I go They're like they're like guys. You didn't know that Necro was Jewish Your name is Necro you don't need people to find out you're Jewish you don't even find anything about your religion I'm Necro. I don't know anything about your religion. Your name's Necro. You're just supposed to be Necro. I don't want to know anything about any of these guys. Right. Exactly. You're just supposed to fucking, is that the guy who is Angry Dave?

I, you know what, I don't know if that's actually the guy on the cover. I don't either. That you put your peptides in. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Well, I had to get myself the tea last night. Ha ha ha. Christine went to bed sick, so I had to get myself the tea.

You had to get yourself. That's a hard needle to push in by yourself. Yeah, you should do the, I do the... And I bled like a pig. Did you do the big needle or the little one? Big, I mean... Oh, you did the, you did into the muscle. Yeah.

You don't do the... Right in my fat ass. Who convinced you to do peptides also? Well, I'm not doing peptides anymore because I think our housekeeper stole them and then I never have gone back to the place yet They stole your peptides, but they keep sending me testosterone. So I have that you know, someone took your peptides Yeah Someone took my peptides christine says she didn't do it and they're not in the fridge where they have to be So they're gone. It's not a thing to take

In fairness, can I tell you this get new peptides. It's not a thing to take. In fairness, can I tell you this with the peptides? Who would know they're peptides? And I mean this. Yeah. Before I took them, my shoulder would hurt me a lot when I was lifting, bench pressing, and now it's not hurting quite as much.

But I will say, that said, I never did a full five days, two days off cycle at all. I took them the first week, then I was gone for a week. Like I wasn't even gonna take them at all. And then I came back and the other ones were gone and then it was like another week and a half. One week I did like two and then forgot two, so I was like, on Sunday I'll start the new,

and then it just was ran out two more later. So I never really did anything to it. I didn't do them right. They're, it's kind of annoying. I mean, I couldn't do the big needle in the T though. I can't do the muscular. I had to do the subcutaneous. Cracked right in my fucking fat dumper.

I just, I take it out with the big needle and then I change the needle to a little one and then I sub cue it right into my little belly fat. Is it hard to push in? It's like thick fucking oil. I couldn't do it. I couldn't, you know, when you, no, no, no, when you have the little needle, it's very easy.

But it's too thick to go through the needle. No, it's fine. You can push, you have to go slow and it goes right through. And the little needle, I don't even feel it. But the big needle, I can't do, I wouldn't be able to do it. No, I pulled my right tossey out, and I looked back, and then I jammed it and I pushed.

And then I felt like I was getting pretty heavy resistance, so I pulled it out and saw that there was still more than half of it left to do. So I was like, god damn it, and then I jammed it in again, and then squeezed really hard, and then... Wake her up. Wake her up. I think she was awake.

I would've been like, Dawn, get over here Wake her up! I think she was awake. I would've been like, Dawn, get over here and do this. I'm not doing it. I just... You copper-toned girled yourself. Yeah, gave myself the last blast. No big whoop. Geez, how is it making you feel?

You feeling better? I don't know. Maybe, yes. Yeah, come on. What are the peptides supposed to do? Peptides work, that's not fair. I know tea, but what are... There's different peptides for everything. But the tea is supposed to do? I know tea, but what are... Different peptides for everything.

But the tea is supposed to make you, you know, feel better during the day, more energy, be able to, when you work out, you can do more. Oh, sure, yeah. I guess I made some gains in the gym. Swole Academy. What did you do this weekend? What happened? I actually...

I went up to the tiny house again. Nice. Yeah, you said you went to the shining manor for fireworks? I'm sorry that was the vaguest answer, what peptides are, well it does other, doesn't button your things. No because there's so many, I'll tell you why, there's so many peptides for all kinds of different things.

It's just healing shit. Yeah but you can do a peptide to heal, you can do a peptide for sex, like the one I'm on, I forget the name of it, it's a weird name. None of them are proven. This actually helps you sleep better, gives your sex drive a little oomph,

makes you hornier. And it's working for you? Bobby has been staying much harder lately. I'll be honest, I don't. He has. In his mouth. Yeah. I don't.

I give little credit to my mouth, mostly to the peptides. Yeah, he smokes so much weed and it gets dry. Yeah. I just have to like pour water. It's amazing, it's amazing this guy can stay hard in my mouth, but the peptides make it so it doesn't matter. I used to have to give him one of those like, the little mints that wet your mouth.

I can only assume it's like putting your fucking dick into a sandpaper flower, but the guy wants to fuck my mouth. We do what we gotta do. The peptides are helping, I guess is the answer. Helping, I mean now he actually, I heard that. It would take me forever, because I'd give him this dry blow job and he would get soft.

And then I'd have to work him hard again by dancing around the room the way he likes. Right? So you're taking peptides for a boner and sleep, and you're taking it for what? To blow me. To blow Bob. Yeah, to blow me.

And I make him wear a wing, and I make him stand in the corner backwards and tickle his own ass with his hair. These peptides are, they're eradicating my straight genes and leaving just the gay ones. It's been weird. But he's taking those peptides. I'm taking the peptides that make me more manly.

It's my longevity journey, so. It's my journey in the longevity. We went up to New Hampshire, we got two more guns. You went to the Shining. I sent you the pictures. Yeah, you went to the Shining Mansion. No response from you, by the way, on my pictures. I love the gun you got, the rifle.

I sent you two pictures. I thought that was a gun you already had, the one on the case. No, brand new handgun, SIG, got a brand new SIG. I saw you in a... And then I got a brand new Marlin 30-30 tactical lever action, which is like one of the hardest lever actions to get right now.

And it was smart, by the way way to not show the other side. When I saw Max, you guys at the shooting range, but they only had the one angle of him because you don't want to show that he was shooting it like random black people, which was fucking pretty wild. What? I guess it's okay up in New Hampshire? No, it was a target, no.

Well, I call them people, targetsgets, people, okay, sure. Yeah, let me tell you something, dude, nuts, no, we were shooting Targets. It's okay, Bobby, your family will bury all this because you come from crazy amounts of money. I don't come from money. Oh right, we're stopping saying that. Yeah, we shot guns, I think we shot every day.

Yeah. Which was great. He's so into fucking shooting. And then we went fishing. Did you guys grill at all for 4th of July? Or just like, you went to that hotel? Spooky. Excuse? My friend Spooky, that's his nickname, Spooky.

Was white? You know what? Was he white? He's white, yes. Okay, all right. Okay, that's all right. I'll check something. My target buddy.

Sure, sure. Yeah, my friend Spooky. Yeah, you're like, it's my friend Sam I'll check. It's all about. My target buddy. Sure, sure. Yeah, my friend Spooky. Yeah, you're like, it's my friend Sambo. Better be a white guy. He, his father is like the king of like Loon Mountain. And he has this hookup. Mount Washington is like what you talked about last year,

the grand, one of the last grand hotels in the country. Now, do you go to this hotel every year hoping this will be the year you get possessed and murder your own family and are living free again? Can I tell you something? Yes. This hotel is haunted. Yes.

And there's actually photos on the internet of the ghost. Nice, are they posing? You can go to the front desk and say, hey, can I see the photos of the ghost? And they have a stack of photos you can go through of sightings of this woman Who her husband made this hotel they built this in like a year by the way Why is this not the news on every single station it was it was never once but they want to squelch this It's like the you know it's like everything they want to squelch it They want to squelch. They'll show you pictures of it at the lobby.

Well, if you're at the lobby, you're there. You have plenty of time to get out of there. I think it's the lady in the blue dress or something, the lady who used to own the hotel. But this is where you went last year, I remember. I went last year, but this year was much better. Almost a fight last year. No fight this year. We showed up, we put our blankets down, away from everybody.

Do you think it's haunted by the guy you got to kill last year? We didn't kill anybody last year. I mean, he almost would have been killed because Spooky and his brother. But his father owns everything. Like he knows everybody. Went to the mountain and they have like a zip line that goes over the river from one side to the other,

which is nuts. And it was closed and he walked in and they're like, all right, well, they opened it back up for him. We went up to the top of the mountain there she is right there so that lady would sit in that see that balcony sure she would sit up there and watch all the women come down the grand stairway and whatever they she would look at what they were wearing and then go up and address dress herself appropriately to be better than all the other women okay and this is the woman, this is the, supposedly the woman that is haunting the hotel.

And you can go to the room that's haunted and you can rent it. You can rent the haunted room. Why do they renovate haunted places? They renovate it? At some point. Oh yeah, well this is, dude, this is a grand hotel. Right, it's a grand hotel. It means you have to renovate it and they have to have like a really nice breakfast

Yeah, and also evil hauntings in one of the rooms. Yeah, so I don't think she's evil his gatherings Someone's hired to play a piano to keep it light some light fare. I'm assuming a multi-room I've stayed in nice hotels a multi-room breakfast buffet that brings out the the fattest and the funniest of the people. And somewhere in that hotel also, doorway to hell. Okay. Yeah, I mean, she maybe just didn't lost her soul.

Fireworks outside, room service. Sometimes changing cable networks, updating the movies available on the television, Wi-Fi, and somewhere in the midst of all that, spooky specter poltergeist happening in one of the rooms particularly where the old lady was. Listen man, I know you're not a believer, okay? Bobby.

Listen, let me just finish. They've had to change the POS system several times there. They hire and fire, housekeeping, all this stuff, moving on. laundry, whites laundry, the housekeepers talking shit. You say whites laundry? Yeah. Oh, okay.

The housekeepers talking shit while they're folding hospital corners into the bed. Little soaps, little shampoos and body lotions people whacking off people having sex People are whacking off the people filming pornography and somewhere in the midst of all that. Yeah one room yeah has a Like a hellraiser like entry into a horrible another world, I'm gonna say I'm sending her that she can't find it I'm gonna send her the the actual photo this um no that's not this I don't first of all need your attitude Second of all I'm sending you the video of the ghost in the photo Do you know every time I smoke near a light I see a ghost now a lot of people are just like buddy

That's just smoke from the cigarette going through the light, and I'm like shut up you non-believer buddy Yes, it's okay to be a non-believer. Thank you. But this hotel is haunted by the lady of the hotel. And you know, because it unzipped your pants? But honey, no, Donna was a spooky ghost. No, I was there, I have proof. Did you get it?

No, you didn't. Did you stay at the hotel or you just went to the ground for the fireworks? Me and Donna actually, now that Max is over. You're ghost hunters? You guys are gonna ghost hunt? Nice. I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. Did you stay at the hotel or you just went to the ground for the fireworks? Me and Don are actually gonna, now that Max is over. You're ghost hunters? You guys are gonna ghost hunt? Nice.

I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna stay in that hotel and I'm gonna get that, I'm gonna pay for that room. How about I stay in it with you? Dude, I'll do it in five seconds. How about me and you stay in a haunted place and it should be scarier than that haunted place. That place isn't even scary.

Well let's go to Philadelphia, to the prison. Well, we're not spending the night in the prison. Why? We could see it too. You're not allowed to, I don't think. Well, let's not, let's do it. Just go. Yeah. Bobby, what was my favorite,

still my favorite thing ever, the hotel you stayed at, the haunted room? Yeah. With the Doritos circles that you made? There's salt in the Doritos. Well, because. There's salt in Doritos. Well because Christine's a witch and I needed help and she told me you need a salt ring to protect you and I had Doritos.

There's a lot of sodium in Doritos. There's a lot of sodium. Oh I know. NACL, as long as it's NACL dude. Do you see the ghost in the photo? Do you see it? I sent this to you Christine in the chat. Oh I know what this is.

You see it? You say you see the ghost and then it's actually I'm looking pet's picture your dick. You see it? Right You say you see the ghost, and then it's actually I'm looking pet's picture of your dick. You see it? Right there. You see the ghost? You see it? Right there.

That's a photo of a wedding that they took, and she made an appearance in the photo. Yeah. She showed up? She showed up. Right there. Look. OK.

Look, do you see it? Yeah. You see it, right? That's a person. It's not, it's either. I don't like that he's playing the library, the whimsical part of the Ghostbusters. Where it's fun, where it's still light and fun. I'm telling you, look at that.

Look at it, look at it, you see? Bobby, I'll stay in a haunted place with you. Okay. And I probably, in the middle of the night will be uncomfortable and nervous but we're not gonna see anything and if we do what I'll tell you you know you have to say take my soul you have to take my soul give my my soul I'll I give my soul to you whoever you are 100% and you have to just let it take you I will okay great but you can't you hire. 100%. And you have to just let it take you. I will. Okay, great.

Perfect. But you can't fire me from the show because I have a demon in me possessing me. No, of course I would never fire you. No, I just need to know moving forward. We have contracts. Buddy, I would never ever do the show. You or a demon version of you.

Okay. Okay, I'm fine. So just me, just with more like evil smile. Evil smile and you're just looking over and you're just looking at me. I'm like, Jacob, what are you doing this evening? I'm busy. I'm busy. looking at me. I'm like, Jacob, what are you doing this evening? Is that me? Is that my son?

Jay? Jay? Jay? The power of Christ compels you. Yeah, hey bud. Oh hey. The power of Christ compels you. Hey sorry, I pushed him back down.

Sorry, that was Bezuzu. He's a demon that, it's the Archangel Gabriel. I am following, there is a thing I'm following on Instagram, I forget the name of the account, where it has all this creepy, crazy shit that is happening, like paranormal stuff, and it's pretty hard to explain some of this stuff.

Sure. I mean, pretty hard to explain. I bet. There it is right there, look at that. Okay, so that's the photo, that's the little photo, the wedding photo, right? And then look at the thing. Look in the corner. Guys, look in the corner.

What is that? Explain it. Lou, look at it. DJ Lou, look at that. It's a... Look at that, look at it. What is that? Christine, what is that?

It's called a, it's a doctored photograph. So what they do is they take pictures and they change them and they call that doctoring. It's a slang term. That's not a doctor, that's a photo that they took there. they call that doctoring. It's a slang term. That's not a doctor. That's a photo that they took there. They didn't doctor it. That's the photo.

No. Black Lou, what is that? You see it? I do see a silhouette of a ghost. Of a what? A clear silhouette. It's like a goon. This is weird though.

Why are all ghosts white women? Why are they all? Like 95% of ghosts are white women. Why are they all draped in gowns? Yeah, why are all ghosts white women? Why are they all? Like 95% of ghosts are white women. Why are they all draped in gowns? Yeah, why are they always, it's always, you never see an updated like Donna Summer black ghost. Yeah, or just like a fucking lady with like a, someone's aunt just with like a short haircut,

like get ready to take back the city. Yeah, she's booing you like Apollo. Yeah, never dressed like a divorcee. Yeah, it's boo motherfucker. It's always in a gown. Yeah. Because they like a divorcee. Yes. Boom. It's always in a gown. Yeah. They died in some tragic gown night. There's no new ghost.

There's no. Yeah, there's no not even like a 1985. Yeah. Parachute pant. Michael Jackson jacket wearing ghost through his 20s and 1920s and earlier. It's all veils and shit.

It's all old dresses. We did our fireworks this year. Not at a hotel, just at Ari's. You did, oh you watched the fireworks. Yeah. You went to Ari's? Went to Ari's. That's good, that was Friday night, right?

Did you drive into the city? Yes. And you parked over at his house somewhere, did you get a lot or something? No, no. It was easy parking that day. Is it really? Yeah, but no one's here, really.

Fourth of July, nobody's in the city? Anyone with a car usually gets out of this. He goes to the beach or something. I didn't even think of that. Yeah, I guess so. Was it good? Yeah, it was fun. Fun hang.

That's nice. I already threw up some burgers, some Jewish burgers. Ugh. What? Were they good? Yes. I don't know, I think I'm racist. They were very good.

You said Jewish burgers, I was like ugh. I just pictured some type of burger that had to be blessed. And then the rest of the week was relatively uneventful. What do you mean? What'd you do, nothing? Hang out at the house? Mostly at the house. Yeah.

Saturday? Nothing, right? Saturday. errands, either one errands and stuff? Yeah. What'd you do Saturday? Nothing, right? Areans? I either run Areans and stuff? Yeah. What'd you do Saturday? Just Areans, I think. Areans? Yeah, just run some Areans.

What do you mean Areans? What's an Arean? What did you do for an Arean? What's an Arean? Just get some stuff into the store, got the car washed. Okay. Best Buy.

You went to Best Buy? Got gas. Got gas. Yeah, that's fucking. Okay. Best Buy. You went to Best Buy? Got gas. Got gas. Yeah, that's fucking 45 minutes. Aaron's. What'd you do for the day? Went to the grocery store, found out that Aaron Berg lives near us.

Yeah. And uh. Nice house. Black Lou, I don't want you to judge us right now when I say this, but we went in the stop and shop first and loved it, fell in love. And then he was saying, ShopRite, which is just a block or two away, is the one. Go to ShopRite.

We went to ShopRite the other day. Ghetto. Ghetto. No, I will say, Stop and Shop, while not ghetto, everyone that works there is retarded almost, or some level of on-spectrum Thing they talk too much. They don't talk enough. They're weird there whatever even the deli guy Maybe one of the slowest things I've ever seen in my life

But I was also apologized to for that without me complaining My lady came over and took over and she was like sorry about that So maybe that wasn't his section, but a lot of people there that when you're talking to him You're like this guy's not here. Like his brain's not here. ShopRite is ghetto. But ShopRite was ghetto. Stop and Shop?

What'd you get? What'd you get at Stop and Shop? Why, just burgers, dog, some hot dogs, and snacky shit. You got burgers and hot dogs? Yeah. And snacky shit? Yeah. Well, you know, we have a grill, so.

What, did you have a party? Did you have to do a little thing? You ever had a- Saturday? No, no. We did not. Nobody came over? You didn't have a Saturday, like, Saturday thing?

No Saturday thing. No Saturday. What's going on, guys? Just the two of you? What's up? What's up? What's up? With what? What's going on? Christine, look at me. You think I'm lying to you? Something's going on guys? What's up? What's up? What's up? With what?

What's going on? Christine, look at me. Something's going on. Christine. I caught something. I feel like Bobby's... What did you catch? What's happening?

Oh, this isn't Saturday. When was this? You didn't ask me what I did Sunday. What did you do Sunday? Just hung out at the house, man. What did you do, bro? I hung out at the house, man. What did you do, bro? I hung out at the house and I grilled some burgers. With who? Did you have another day?

No. Wait, no, no, no. What is this? What did you do? Who came over? You had people over? I knew. Christine's showing you a video. You had.

Ah! Oh my God. Wow. What the fuck, man? Look, she's trying to fucking. What is this? All right. What's happening?. What is this? All right. What's happening?

Who did you see? Maybe. He was just there last week. Yeah. Who's he? He's back again? I'll tell you who it is. Who's that?

Soda. There's an R on the end of it. Soda, I'll fucking say it the way I want to. Don't stick up for him. He doesn't like that. I don't give a shit. What's going on two weekends in a row, bro? And what is this little downstairs time?

What is this downstairs stuff? Everybody wanted to go play rock band. Who's everybody? Yeah, who else was there? Dan. Yeah? So, probably his lady was there. Katie came?

Sure. Okay. And look. Who else? While we were at Ari's. You went to Ari's with Dan? No, no, no, no, no. No, Dan was at Ari's.

He was there. So he was there the night before? Friday night. Friday. This was Sunday. So, Friday, you made the plans for Sunday. Friday you made the plans for Sunday, Jay. Why are you biting your finger like that?

Because I'm trying to not. You don't want to be angry. I don't want to get mad. So, no, so here's. Friday. This must be the mismatch the group was. The group was a mishmash because it was the people who were at Ari's, so it was a...

Did Ari come? No. So it was not the people at Ari's? Well, Ari couldn't, they're packing. They're leaving. Okay, okay. So you made a plan Friday night for Sunday. And I sent you three things this weekend.

You just sent me pictures of violence. I sent you three things. And you didn't respond to any of them. Well, that you didn't respond to hands to play rock band dude oh my god what I fucking tell you about what I what I tell you about this so okay so you had like an audience down there while you guys are well people watching you play you had like a you like a thing, like this is. So, Brendan Sagalow. Oh my God, you guys are synchronized. Brendan Sagalow.

You guys are fucking, your feet are moving in the same way. Oh my God, okay. They really were in a groove. I mean, this is nuts. Oh no, I really didn't want you to see it because we're playing The Cure. But you know what I mean, you hate The Cure, that's our thing. No, apparently I hate The Cure. No, we hate The Cure. But you know me and you hate the cure, that's our thing.

Apparently I hate the cure. Apparently you fuck it. No we hate them. Remember we walked around and hated them. It's all making sense dude. Alright good man. Good. That's cool. That's cool man. This is an odd day for Bobby's, by the way, keycard to not work again. The guy downstairs had to let Bobby in. Yeah, it doesn't work again. I mean listen, bro Now listen, what's the matter is this podcast not taking off so sad? Well, it's a radio show no not this. Oh soda is oh

Yeah, we don't talk about that And listen sagalow we needed somebody to fucking check out what we were doing on Rock Band, and then Karen Feehan. You had Karen Feehan at your house? People love to swim. People like to swim. What is Down in the Basement? Is this before swimming or? Tell me this is before swimming.

Sorry, this is 15 Under League. So, this Down in the Basement, 15 Under League. What the fuck? Did you just call me a 50-year-old? Over 50. No, over 50. Shut your face, woman. If you were 50, you could come.

It's 50 and under. First of all, you're one year away from it. So close. You're so close. Two. But I thought it was one the other day. I was like, no. I was like, am I turning 49?

I was like, 48. Oh, right. I mean, so you have turning 49? She's like, 48. Like, oh, right. I mean, this is, so you have people just, Fian and Sagalow just admiring your, you and Dan's connection on Guitar Hero. I mean, you guys, look at you, do you understand there, you guys are going back and forth like it's choreographed. Well, this is...

Did you guys, do you guys do moves? We just found like a fucking common rhythm together. Yeah, we know, it's called the bonfire, and he left. And he fucking left! Look at me! Left you. And then he comes by and he's like, let's play video games, and I'm like, okay.

All right, hey man. I'll make some burgers. Yeah, and guess what? He'll leave that too. When the summer's gone, Jay, and the burgers are gone, you think he's gonna that too when the summers gone Jay and the burgers are gone You think he's gonna come over when the pool shut down He won't I hope you invite him over for a nice fall meal and he says I ain't gonna make it dude This thing was stupid. Anyway, I just want to make sure both controllers work

Buddy, I've never seen you so happy. I just wanted to make sure both. He just went up with the, look at how. He's playing bass. You guys are so, look at you, you're in a thing. And then you see the camera and you get shh. Well, I don't, I see Christine's filming, I know what she's filming for.

Yeah, she's filming for what? For you. Yeah, for me, god damn it, thank you for Christine. I heard her kind of whisper she was gonna do it, and then I didn't try and then she did it. Motherfucker. I tell you what though. When I was there that night when it was couples night when I was invited to couples night Mm-hmm, and I was the old creepy uncle just sitting in the back eating chips by myself. That's why you weren't allowed in the basement. Whatever. eating chips by myself. That's why you weren't allowed in the basement. Whatever. Bobby, you were in the rock band. I know. No, cuz you'll fucking micro-correct me on the band's name.

You were up in New Hampshire. Yeah, sending you fucking text messages all weekend to make you laugh. Who would have been rude to my guests? You stink. Why? I don't even like this song we were playing. It was stupid. How can you play, how can you respond on text and rock on a guitar at the same time, Bobby? It's not possible.

Can we play a little drums? Christine, can I ask you what? I play a little drums while he played guitar. That's what you said we were going to do. We could. No no we can't We can not gonna why because it's tainted. It's not no it wasn't even good at it No, I'm gonna feel old in that basement now. No. Yeah What none the drum? Yes, I am it's 50 below

I'm gonna go down there and I'm gonna fucking need help down the stairs apparently. Well, we're more worried you're gonna need help up the stairs. Oh, that's fucked up. Afterwards, at your advanced age. No, but look, you can obviously see it. It doesn't even look like we're having that much fun, honestly. Look at our faces. What time did he leave? We're very focused. What time did he leave?

They had to have the Zipcar home. He left at 11 again. No, he had to have the Zipcar home at yeah, no, yeah, there's a car home at eight But what they came back they extended it two and a half hours. Oh my god because I haven't such a good time They're having such a good time So they set it up to like hey, let's send it for this so we well We'll just get the fuck out of there. We have to stay to stay. At first, it was exactly 8 p.m. Have it back. Show up, by the way, around one.

That's funny. Two. That's funny. Yeah. No, they got there pretty, like, by one. I left my family. Yeah. And stayed all night.

Yeah. Because of I'm a good friend. You are. I'm fucking. But this weekend, you had to be with your family. I would have been there. I didn't know you were having fucking Sunday fucking barbecue day with the beeps.

Sunday Funday. Yeah, Sunday Funday I wasn't invited to. There's more Sunday Fundays. No there isn't. But you're gonna be gone. I'm not, what? You're gone. So let's have Monday Funday.

We're gonna have Tuesday fucking Fiasco Day. I'll tell you what, studio's pretty set up so we can do Tuesday fun day. Well apparently. When you want. Yeah, well are we doing it down there? Because there's a stink in there. It will be down there.

I wanna smell happy friendship of old past. I wanna smell your fucking outrageous chemistry with soda. Listen. I really bothers everybody how fucking great you are together and he had a. Listen, we were just playing and everyone was standing in a circle and cheering and going like, with soda. I really bothers everybody how fucking great you are together. And he had a really. Everyone was standing in a circle and cheering and going like, man, these guys just clicked.

My God, it's fucking ridiculous. And I was like, shut the fuck up everybody. It makes me sick. We're like barely friends anymore. I'm gonna start doing, you know what? I'm gonna start doing pot so we can make that connection. Wow. What if I start smoking weed and it just clicks in?

I'll tell you what. What? Pot. A pothead Bobby would have been something to see. Now you guys smoking pot all day? All day. Just all day you're fucking stoned. Is Sagalow smoking too? All day. Oh wow. So funny. Yeah. Okay and Feehan smoking? Yes. Oh wow. So funny. Yeah. Okay, and Feehan, smoking? Yes. Oh wow. So everybody's fucking stoned. Having a blast.

Eating. Yeah, we're not hallucinating. Yeah, it's fine, we're just stoned, you know. I'm not trying to shame you, I'm saying it's- Good friends, good conversation. The dog was stoned too? Well, Myrtle came over. Oh, because I didn't bring doodles when I, I didn't know there was a dog day. Doodles would have Myrtle came over. Oh cuz I didn't bring doodles when I had to know there's a dog day

Doodles would have loved to came over and met. Did you do dessert again? No, no Tell you something that just saved everything because if you did that fucking bento box on Sunday, it was discussed I'm leaving it was discussed, but I said not without Bobby Is that true Christine Christine? It's true. He said what said not without Bobby. Is that true, Christine? Christine? It's true. He said what? He said not without Bobby. It was a lie. I can't believe she lied too.

Christine will lie to you. Why would you? I want to lie! Lie to me! Christine would lie to you? So what? I didn't know she would. I'll take a lie.

Oh. I want you to lie to me. Oh. It was mentioned. And by the way, it started, it celebrated you in a lot of ways. We talked about you. And that you followed them on Instagram afterwards

and became a fan of the dessert. You. You trashed me. No. Look, on my life. You're singing the sentence and I know. On my life. When you sing, you're lying.

No. When you sing. No one trashed you. You're singing again. No one When you sing. No one trashed you. You're singing again. No one trashed you. No one trashed you. You're fucking lying. Who would trash you?

First of all, I know you and you would definitely. No, on my life. You would definitely have taken some shots. Nope, I just tell the thing that I thought was funny when everyone was complaining, eating it and complaining about it and then I looked and you were behind me just making an angry face. I was mad at it. I was mad at it this weekend again. I couldn't get it. Because you were thinking about it, and then I looked and you were behind me, just making an angry face. I was mad at it.

I was mad at it this weekend again. I couldn't get it. Because you were thinking about it? Don was like, you wanna do s'mores? I was like, no. But yeah. It's not the same. But nope, no dessert.

But you were thinking about it. Get the fuck out. But you were gonna do it. And he tried to drop money again. I told him to keep his fucking money. He tried to drop money again? I was gonna kick him in his ass. So fucking disrespectful.

I did, I got these new little. Everybody knows that Dan dropped 50, left 50 under like a book. It's on our fridge. Yeah, it's not even like here, take it. It's like find it. Find it. It's just weird.

You know, Christina would grab me like, ooh, snacksies. Okay. Put it right in her pocket. I found these new like mini ice cream sandwiches though that were on the chip. Oh shit. Did you do on the chip with Oreo outside and I did offer them to everyone,

but it wasn't a display. Like I just walked out with a box. I was like, do you guys want them? You walked out with a box of ice cream sandwiches? Yeah. But the ice cream sandwich is only this big. Doesn't matter, I love mini. But everybody-

Mini's my favorite. I'd rather have a mini dessert than a regular sized dessert. Cause you could have too many desserts. You could have four. Okay. Four minis. Jacob, we're gonna have to start speaking North Korean to Jacob. He's like, four desserts.

Everybody indulged. Of course they indulged. It's an adult. It's this big, Bobby. It was nothing. It was nothing. It was just putting the tip in, dude. It's not even a cheat.

Your house is a decadent place to be. Thank you. It's a decadent place to be. Thank you. It's a decadent place. Oh, although you did miss a funny, I got that really high-end basketball hoop from the pool. It came in? It came. I spent three hours.

No, no, don't worry. Don't worry. You're over getting angry. I'm going to fuck it. You're getting angry at something that's not to be angry about. It's broken. At all. It's broken. It's three hours building angry about it's broken. It's broken But better it can't it's three hours building this thing you and I couldn't lift it cuz you stay wasn't involved in this No, I was involved in this and it was

Saturday was studio day. All right Saturday was studio studio, right? That's what Saturday showed Dan the studio Studios right behind did you did you sit down at the studio with you and Dan? No. No, did he sit down at one mic and you sit down at another? There's only one mic. There's only one chair. Did he sit down in it? He fell the chair out. He wanted to sit the chair all the way out, dude. You probably forced his shoulders down.

No. No. Sit, and he was like, uh, and he plopped down. He went, yeah. We pulled the chair out for more seats for rock band audience. And you were like, Dan, do a, just for old times' s was like, yeah. We pulled the chair out for more seats for rock band audience. And you were like, Dan, do a, just for old times' sakes.

What's happening on recording, Jared? Do an Indian guy. Jay, I will not. Look at all the fucking voices he does. Fucking asshole. God damn it. That was bothersome. You're panicking going to.

I can't. I can only do Florentine. Ozzy was awesome. I went over to Jane's house, he had ice cream sandwiches. Oh yeah, Ozzy came out and it was dark and he stayed in the throne the whole time. Jim was trying to get blown in the other room, I couldn't even, I just let him,

I let him suck my dick. We were listening to Ozzy. Buddy. He's gone now. He's not gone, He was gone last Saturday. He's back. I mean, this is a thing. I want you back on the road.

You're coming to? I want you out. How about this? I'm not coming. You're coming to Christopher Cross Toto Minute Work, right? When is that? Christine's birthday weekend, 25th.

I don't know. No, 25th, I'm in Maine. July 25th? I'm in Maine. By myself. Why? I'm doing Maine. Oh yeah. By myself. Why? I'm doing the gig. Oh, it's that weekend?

Yeah. Yeah. Fuck. Oh. I guess Dan's going now, right? He was always going. He was always going. He was always going.

That wasn't everybody. So I guess it's... That was all ages. That was all ages. It's so funny that we were promoting that 25th date for months, right? Isn't it weird? But that's the day that the old, new.

Is that the Toto concert weekend? Is that the, is that the weekend? Is that that weekend? Did he sing it when he did it? Is that, you're doing May 9th weekend. You're doing May 9th weekend. You said you were able to go to Toto. You. You. Can you get it up? I didn't say I know your schedule. You said you were able to go to Toto.

I didn't say I know your schedule, I asked you if you can go. You said yes. The video you have up here, the freeze frame, it looks like they just got stuck in each, caught sucking each other's assholes. Yeah. And Christine walked down. I didn't want you to see this. And she was like, it's okay, don't worry about it, just keep going.

I didn't want you to have to see this. Wow, you guys love each other. You guys love each other. You do, you love each other. I'm just playing a stupid video game. Buddy, you, you know, I knew it. I told you, what'd I tell you? I wouldn't get to say it without you.

What'd I say to you last week? I said, enough, right? When I left, I said, Jay, love you, great time, enough. That's enough. And you went, what? And I went, enough, and you went, you shook your head, because you know what I was talking about. See, here's love you, great time. Enough. That's enough. And you went, what? And I went, enough. And you went, you shook your head

because you know what I was talking about. You see, here's the thing though. You know what I was talking about, right? I do. You know what I was talking about. I know. No words need to be said when I went, enough. Enough.

It was around one o'clock at night. I already said goodbye to you, Christine. And you, I love you, enough. And you went, huh? Enough. And you went, I got you. Yeah. I got you.

And just like life, that night, Dan left, and you were still there. I was. You were still there. Always, just like life. Dan left, he had to go get the, ugh. And it's enough, and I agree. I agree, it's enough. The words didn't hit last time, but they hit this time.

But I will say, the Sunday after the Toto concert, I think there are plans for them to come by again for one last, it's almost Christine's birthday! That's Christine's birthday weekend. You're choosing to be away in Maine. I'm coming back Sunday. Well, not the shows sell out. I don't know if you remember, you have to stay there

for an indefinite amount of time. No, I didn't know. Bobby, you make a commitment like that, you can't pull back. I'm not staying Sunday. I've been telling people that you're putting more shows on show. I am not staying Sunday. Where's the camera?

Where is it? There's no camera. Oh, sorry. There's no. It's the whole problem. Ha ha ha! Buddy, I'm not staying Sunday. I'm driving home. You know what I'm doing?

I'm driving home Sunday. Guess where I'm driving to? Where? To your house. Yeah! I'm driving straight to your face. Okay. But I'm gonna look over the fence first.

From Maine? Yeah. Ha! Yeah! That's a hike. It's a hike. You're gonna... It's a...

You're gonna be happy when you get there. Why? I mean, it's the hike. It's a hike You're gonna it's I when you get there why I? Mean it's day before Christine's birthday. When's your birthday Monday? It'll be that Monday. Oh Sandy look at you. Look at you two. Oh Guys look so happy together. You guys are the same height Yeah, you guys both get high You both know shitty stupid stupid knowledge nobody cares about. He's willing to play baseball. I play guitar. You both just yammer on and fucking interrupt each other.

These are all fair things. By the way, Dan also willing to play bass to my lead guitar. Yeah, of course he is. I don't mind that. You love it. You love it. You guys make such you know please say you stay oh Danny McCall Dan right now I told him if you ask him questions just be cool we didn't do anything I'm gonna call I can't wait to see him I'm gonna

see him on the regs next week. I'm gonna confront him on his. We didn't talk about, I did tell him though, so don't be surprised when he brings up the fact you come from like crazy generational wealth. Yeah. I brought that up. You gotta stop spreading that rumor, dude. Why?

Because I have a book coming out. Yeah. No, I'm kidding. I have a book come out and it's called From Zero to Hero. Oh, shit. And this is, you know what I mean? That's big, I it's called From Zero to Hero. Oh, shit. And this is, you know what I mean? That's big, I've really been putting this out there.

I know, I can't, you gotta pull back. Ooh, I've really been letting people know about your generational wealth. Yeah, dude, it starts off like me just 13 of us living in a three bedroom. And I can't. No, it was three of you living in a 13 bedroom. Everything's a little tweaked from reality with your story.

It was three of us in a 13 bedroom. Was it 13 of you in a three bedroom, or were there three of you in a 13 bedroom? Now that sounds a little more like the Bobby Kelly history than I know. My father was in Vietnam. Right, and his father's father's father signed the Declaration of Independence.

Way on roots in America. Or did my father, was he the one who started Vietnam? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Was he the one who was like, we need to start a war. Oh, your father, Halliburton Kelly? I do believe they were involved in that. Buddy, I'm telling you. Your uncle was in the CIA.

My mother didn't know how to drive. She didn't have a car until she was like 35. And your dad was a speechwriter for Nixon. No, he was not. Well, you don't want people to know that. I don't want people to know that. It's not a fact. Of course, dude.

I was in jail. Your dad was a judge on the McCarthy trials. McCarthy trials. Saying words from the past. Your dad invented the automobile. Oh, look, did he understand the... Did he understand the, do you understand, did he, you know, the, Rock band?

Yeah, the rock band, but no, did he understand like the acoustic wall panel that you had because of old Bob Kelly? He. Did he help you with any design work? No. For the house? Huh?

Did he give you, what about the vacuum, the robot vacuum? Have you used that yet? No. Huh? Did he give you, what about the vacuum, the robot vacuum? Have you used that yet? No. Huh? No. You didn't plug it in yet? No, we're afraid of it. What? We're afraid of robots in our house.

You're afraid of my robot? We're afraid of robots in general. You guys don't like the gifts I buy you. Don't say that. You don't. I do. You don't use the mixer. You're wrong about that.

No, I use the little hand chopsticks for pickles at the party. That's true. That's true. That's the fattest thing I use the little hand chopsticks for pickles at the party. That's true. That's true. That's the fattest thing I've ever heard. You passed out. You didn't let Dan use the little finger.

No, I put them in for everybody to use. For anyone to use. Did Dan use them? If you got a pickle, yes, I hope. I want to ask you a question. You put, okay, so not out on the thing for people to have. No. It's serve yourself a pickle

and don't reach in the pickle jar with Bobby's brilliant idea. It's a great idea. But I got you a robot. I know, it's scary. And you used a pickle thing? Well guys, I know we have to wrap this up. Great news though.

Intimidating. The weekend that we are gonna be partying it up at my house, the day before Christine's birthday, you can catch Bobby doing his second night of shows. Did you give my robot to Dan and Katie? No. What? You sang it. You sang it.

You both went, no. No, not at all. I love your presents. Don't shake your head. No, I do. You don't. Yes, I do. You love Dan's 50 bucks, he leaves you on the fridge like a whore. You know, we got you a wallet, you never use it.

I use it all the time. On fancy nights. I do. I gave Dan a bathing suit that he loved. You gave Dan a gift? He needed a bathing suit. He came over in basketball shorts to swim, which is ass nine. We'll teach him a lesson Well, you remember he had short shorts. He had short shorts. That was uncomfortable His legs are uncomfortable for everybody knows and now he says in return which I said don't worry about it

I got four pairs of these. Yeah, he says I'm getting you a pair of this kind. Okay back We're gonna see who wants to see me in Back right and we're gonna see who wants to see me in Bobby Kelly, I'm wrinkling up the paper July 25th and 26. He will not be in my pool. He will be in Maine The 27th is when it's all going down. Oh my house is gonna make it back in time No, you think I'll drive back from Maine Saturday night Maybe yeah, maybe you don't even want to be there anymore. Not anymore.

Well guess what will be there? It's tainted. Bobby. What? The Fondue is going to be there. Are you getting it again? If you come. Okay.

Tampa, emails PA for tickets and all of his tour dates. Go to PunchUp.live slash Robert Kelly. I'm at Comedy Zone this weekend. Yup. Tacoma, LA Saturday. Oh, you're starting to read your own thing because I'm'm not gonna be around, right? Is that what that is? So I can't even read your plugs anymore? We're in a rush. No, we're not in a rush. Go ahead and read it. We're in a rush. Just read it.

Comedy's on this weekend. The 11th and 12th. After that, Tacoma, L.A. for Story Wars. Three shows. Get your tickets right now. Sacramento, right after that. For tickets and all tour dates, bigjcomedy.com. Punch up that live slash live slash big j okerson. You better plug my company. We'll catch you guys tomorrow what a great beginning of the week everybody. God I am refreshed. You son of a bitch. You already got a lot of sun this week? Yeah you and your buddy got a lot of sun. We like to tan together and talk. I really do. I love both of you. Makes me sick. I love you. But one of you will pass away this week.