The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Every Black Thing You Know

Episode Date: September 1, 2023

Jacob tries to prove to Jay and Mike Finoia that he knows hip hop music.

I'm Bobby Kelly and it's Big J. Ocarson. We're actually a full radio show on Series XM, not just a podcast. For full episodes of the Bonfire, you can listen on the Series XM app. Go to seriesexm.com slash Bonfire for a special offer. And now the Bonfire with Big J. Ocarson and Robert Kelly. Black Blue knows rascal flat songs and you can't even one try call a plus song. Black Blue is a better white person than you are a black person, Jacob. After you told me that the roots were the tonight show band I did remember that immediately. Really? Name five root songs?

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Hip hop was not a big thing. Like it all so it's like pretty impressive. Yeah, who else even did that? Was that, like, unplugged, like, L.O. Cool J and stuff like that, but really nobody. A lot of people didn't do that, most people, which is like a DJ and a guy. Right, right, right.

Which is also why I was kind of boring. I know this song. I remember Quest Love on Chappelle Show. That was so funny when they go into it. You know this song? You know this song? It's such a good album. That was so funny Such a good album Remember when used to go over to one issue's house suck upon a fat pussy

Remember this was playing that one time you got your butt hole suck by one issue Warnisha Maybe you have to maybe you got close for her baby to go to school That must have been someone else and who knew the roots Damn Jacob. They got a bunch of big songs. Oh, this is a biggie. Now I know this. A lot! From New York City. It's a cover.

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And single handedly keeping fist picks alive. What you got to respect. It's pretty interesting to go see a live show and how small of a spot they give the band. You know what I mean? I remember going to Conan and it was like Max Weinberg and them. They were like in a tiny, it was like a church pew size. Like they had a tiny little space. Oh, is this the roots?

Is this the roots that are definitely on tour the way I was saying they don't do? Well, I think give yourself a break because they're on strike. They're on strike, they're right on strike. So they booked the tour. Probably this was probably book two weeks ago Fuck you guys. Yeah, really and don't you cuz this has been planned for you amongst this is with other people Oh, it's bullshit then. It's not even them festivals and yeah totally who's it?

We're doing college you wow who's I'm looking at it. It just had it with Metallic who's fun. I at it. It just had it with Metallica who's fun. L. Cool J and the four slide. They're with oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a L. Cool J rock the Bells tour. No, it's called the four slide, but it is like it's based off of that. So else doing tons shit, huh?

That rock the Bells tour was what all summer, right? Or was that just that one show here? Oh, they didn't do others didn't do like that's stupid I mean if maybe one but I don't think so I think it was just the one figured they would have done like The roses spin his whole birthday there. Yeah, yeah, he went I went to the one at Radio City, which was awesome Yeah, no, that's I'm bummed. I missed the one at at Forest Hills. I think that would have been great. Salt and pepper. Oh, that's important. This is a thing though, man, with a rap show too,

like that level and that nostalgia, like you're literally seeing, you leave so satisfied. You're seeing everything that you wanna see. No one's doing anything you don't wanna hear, right? Well, I would have picked a different song for Kid and Play an on X, but if you're only going to hear one, but they literally only did one. It was great.

Well, kid and place started when they did most of roll with kid and play. And then all of it is a song, Peppa. Yeah, this is that. They're so old. I'll tell you what though, Peppa could still get it. I love them. Salt was whatever. Then fat, then hot. then fat. Peppa, bebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebebe when pepper was hot and I'll tell you this, stretch could still get it but I would

I pepper is an older and older black lady. I bet she's got like a I bet she's got one of those big jugs of juiceter house with dead flies at it. You know what I mean like there's the tap at the bottom but the top has bugs in it. A couple days old AST in there. Yeah, just some old AST. Just ready for a picnic. Um, do you, was left eye hot tea? Did you like left eye when she was?

Yeah. But, did I became a chili guy? Not a chili guy, everyone's a chili guy. Tea boss guy. Tea boss. Is the red light special video. Yeah, to eat What about what about Envogue giving them something she can feel? Remember that video now Envogue look like women who were like never gonna never gonna

Know they're gonna have like a talk with you too much I need you to respect my house and that's why I say take off your shoes It's for a reason mister There it is the red light special dude And that's why I say take off your shoes. It's for a reason, Mr. and you're like, fuck this bitch. You wearing them turd? Oh, there it is. The red light special, dude. Video is better. Not red light special.

I'm thinking of Creek. Oh wow. Oh wow. This was when it became like, this was like VH1 music, essentially. You know what I mean? Sure. When the like, that was the split. When TLC, well, VH1 told essentially, you know what I mean? Sure when like that that was the split when TLC

Well, VH1 told you when you were an adult You're an adult now get out of here kiddo. It really was it's that's exactly right Jovi should we watch that happen with like bond jovi was MTV for a minute and then it's like hey bud Over to the home. Yeah, you're right Hey bud. I don't know. Over the home. Yeah, you're right. Oh, you got a sit-in Cheryl Crow, Michelle and Dejjo, cello and John Melon camp. That was why I have that. Oh, here it is. This is the video. Back to end. So I think I'd pork every member of them. Now, the only one I liked actually was the... The one that was in juice. She played Omar Epsichirou, friend.

Oh my god, you're right. The tall tall one. No, they're the best. Who? Chelsea. They were great. TLC was a much hotter group than in those- Sanctuary Latte!

Yeah, and Vogue, I'm telling you, dude, they're like... Divas. Not T-Bos, dude. You can take teabas for a fucking... Fast food. Still getting that butt. Hahaha. Hahaha. Whole fast food butt. Just girls don't have their shit together.

Fucking... Left eye, burned out. Just burned out a fucking house by it. She goes, oh, I thought I was just burning all of his shoes in a bathtub. Hahaha. I didn't know all that was going on. Man, she was so flammable. Sorry Andre Ryzen. T-piece is just in fire proof as well. Oh man that was the shot too on MTV or VH1 when her bottom

tit would come out. Hmm. Hmm. VHS, why not shit. I can hear this whole dance. Don't make a big big thing about it. Don't anybody ask me second twice time about it, but I can definitely hit this whole dance. Let's see it. Mike, I just said don't put me on the fucking spot. Just know that I can. I'm not showing my mid drift in studio. It's inappropriate for work. Can you show us one shoulder? Sure. I keep giving honky to the funky bitchy stunky And I need other lyrics Give me a little giving them something he can feel after this who's that?

Tim Vogue it's Envogue yeah Yeah, Vogue they just look bitchy. I don't think all of them did this is TLC This is TLC There's You can't tell it's because they're all black women, but this is TLC and the other one This guy over here Jacob keep your hatred maybe leave it in Florida You left your ass down there and brought back your fucking racism

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I'm gonna ask you a last one. I'm gonna ask you a last one. I'm gonna ask you a last one. I'm gonna ask you a last one. I'm gonna ask you a last one. He's back answering calls it. No, okay. Oh no, he muted himself again. He keeps muting himself. Oh, they're not all bad, these, like the, they're all good. Yeah, I kind of agree with you. Every single one of them. First of all, given it this one where they all dress like, fucking supreme. This is the one that, uh, you gotta go.

You gotta go. No, you gotta go to free, oh my. That's what they were all there. Pussy lips were hanging out of the side. Oh no, you gotta go to free That's what they were all there pussy lips ragging out of the side I see them with the supreme stresses why do they look they fucking Yeah, I'm a classic guy. All right. All these girls have too much lotion on. I'll tell you the third one over there. I mean yeah, dude Fucking this one's got sucked lemon face Fucking Renee's L wicker face that's suck lemon the other two are so unremarkable looking And then there's the bug-eyed one TLC is much hotter. Thank you

Lemon face gotten worse over the years these invoke would fucking hate you they really would yeah I'm back then with the Amy oh every step of the way they would fucking turn this up never gonna get on the The only thing that was sexy. Oh yeah, you're right. I forgot about this. Ah, where are those flip flops? And some curls in my hair! See, you saw all the bodies in this one. Yeah.

But she's my favorite. That's the only one that was really pretty to me. The one who fucked Omar Epson Juice. You ever see Juice Jacob? Maybe through other black movies? Uh-huh, what do you consider? Come on, you know what I mean? You can make me say it violent game films with California Compton life Yeah, I want with the bug eyes. They all, even with their hottest of the other like, Abit Elementary teachers.

Do you know what I mean? Like teachers that aren't nice? Yeah. You ain't gonna mess around in my classroom? Yeah, they're mature. You need to learn civics. Oh, you get them out of here. Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam. I'll tell you who's Get them out of here. Bam, bam, bam, bam.

I'll tell you who's but I would have sucked SWV either one SW or V. That's a good call. Yeah, they could have got it. Kind of loved little Kim too back in the day before she you know, to say no more. I mean, that's what the hell. I mean, she was just so what happened to her? Mike, what are you saying happened to her?

I told because I matter what? Because so what happened to her Mike. What are you saying happen though? Because I matter what cuz she looks like black zone rivers. I don't know WV at all doctor You don't know SWV Christine treat yourself. Dr. Gary link off did a great Plastic surgery Through the years of little Kim if you're. He tells you what every single procedure she had done. Oh yeah, like a high lift, cheek lift, cat whiskers, fangs, glow in the dark eyes. Ooh.

He's girls look like all their apartment smell bad. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Look at it. You know what her cousin just got a jail and he's like, side-eye and you at her apartment, she goes, don't, Rishan!

Stop fuck with my company! I'll wear a camo and shit. Yeah, and they can elevate her of an old building. Small tits all the monster nips I guarantee you. Absolutely. I bet they're thick longies. It's like two search. Remember what search looked like? I don't remember them at all. Well remember this. I get so weak in the knees I can hardly speak. I lose or control I sometimes take so for me

In a day it's so amazing It's not a face It won't get to stay with me And I sigh and I swallow my pride Your love is so sweet It knocks me right off of my Hello, hello, hello, hello Can't explain why your love makes thank you Max, man right off of my- HELLO! HELLO! HELLO! Can't explain why your love it makes thank you.

Damn dude. I was wrong about SWV, none of them had good bodies. Yeah, dude. You're butt-licking without even- Yeah, what are you fucking hood rats? Another in that apartment, now what are you? I'll live there together I get so is that good just iron the clothes look at the cell phone in the freaking cell phone. That's a beeper, dude

No, we had a cell phone. I promise beeper on his towel back it up He had a cell phone in his hand dude. It was in the other scene. He was on it already Maybe a star tech like literally like the ones, or it's like a car phone. Look, look, look at his hand. Oh, his hand. He also has a pager on his towel. Of course, because we're actually gonna put your pager in the hot in the steam room. That's true.

Yeah, get us to, maybe 112, were they hot or total? But that was also when the girls would all get those short, short haircuts, and you really, you had to get into their bodies and titt tattoos of tiger scratches because There hair was just they were going on after with the hair no weaves super short hair Yeah, yeah, that was a thing for a minute, huh?

And which also again makes them look very like they're not very friendly, but they make fucking great potato salad for sure Like with things you wouldn't put in it. You wouldn't put raisin of potato salad. Jacob, you two goddamn white. Your father wouldn't have it. No. Did I have reasons in a meatball once and it scared the shit out of me? I was like, what the fuck is this?

Black Thanksgiving. No. Oh, good guess. Raisin to the meatball. Juneteenth. Was it a Juneteenth celebration? Did I kill you? I killed you. Meatballs. Juneteenth Was it a Juneteenth celebration like here Raisins in a meatball freak me the fuck out. It's a weird thing is this one 12

This is total total. I don't remember total Really and I don't yes you do when they're with the sun now go total with come on they do a big one with somebody Aren't they can't you see what you do to me? Yeah, we're biggie, but that's their song They know this was told that voice yeah All three of these girls but she either pussy's bald, but they always have angry irritated Do you know what I mean raise a burn not a razor burn just like like a cut so straight now just like a complete outline of darker like a darker area. Hmm painful. I did not know this was total. I know the song, but I didn't know this. Did they do anything else? Well you chose the whole way.

This is Sam Park from a Biggie Small song. Yes. DJ Learthos. This is a winner. You like this. I do. You like the girls though too. No just lately because of Jacob's friend Biggie Smalls. Oh yeah. This is actually Sample from a Biggie Smalls. Yeah. Yeah. He's a biggie Smalls. Do you know what's wrong? Morning. Yeah it is. No no is it? What party hearing sample from The wet part The face

My wrong play warning That's how that sound in the back smells like boom and system from L.O. Cool J. I hear there was such a time Those guys were such rap royalty at the time, biggie smalls and stuff that they could just... I buy albums for people that he just said to me, we're good in a song once. And then they were just, it turned out it was just someone who was fucking for five. Remember Charlie Baltimore for five seconds? Yeah.

Now it's the payback, it's James Brown the payback. It sounds like... I think I got the hells-a-ha. It's the pager in the song. It's the pager in the song. It's the pager in the song. It's the pager in the song. It's the pager in the song.

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It's the pager in the song. It's the pager in the song. It's the pager in the song. It's the pager in the song. It's the pager in the song. It's the pager in the song. It's the pager in the song. It you hear that's the payback. That's the back of this the big payback. Yes, the boom and stuff Cars ride by with the boom and system Jacob it's good. I looked you're trying though. I know, but I got it It's weird. It's James. I sounded like Academy. Huh James Brown

Okay, James. I don't know every black thing you know ever Your big James Brown fan What kind of me put on fry baloney? Disguise now, Disguise now Disguise no shit Do you like on do you like a little cool J the big paint? Mom said knock you out great great album do you know it? Say again, what is it one more time? Do you know who ladies love cool James's? Yes, I know. Uncle Elba, you could call me Todd.

Yeah, no, we definitely know he is Mike. Just for the record he's kicked us out of a studio five to six times in this building. My hat is like a shark's fin. It's best song. That's not his best song. This is like the Rosetta Stone. I think it is. It's not though. It's a fantastic song. You definitely don't know enough songs. Yeah. Have that pattern. Yeah, that shouldn't. Yeah. I can't say it's this song. I'm telling you it's not a good song, though. This is a great song, what you're playing now. But it's not a great great this is a great song it is but it was for the time it was huge of course great video deep as blue is my head is like a shark right it

was for made for a bad shark movie and it was classic okay I'll give you the movie's a classic for ridiculous reasons but now this that song I'll cool Jay made for is what's your second favorite rap song Wild Wild West by Cisco and Wilson is damn dude is got big jade I feel like he quick and you shorten that you did you know you did it on purpose twice is short that's what that's what he definitely twice a short there was a moment where I would have to go from one computer to the other I know but that I didn't leave that space in because we'll do it. You have to leave the space Damn it. I fucking knew it. I knew it. Well, time. Why are you smashing my comedy to piece? Why are you stepping on me?

What happened to me? I want to make you a mix tape dude. Oh Hit pop mix tape that'll be nice. Can I make you a mix tape? You guys prefer a Spotify playlist or something? Do you have Spotify? No You guys can make it out of some basketball courts to that. Yeah, I'll smoke cigarettes under the bleachers Suck it on you know Was music like growing up? Was it like a, did you get into it like, go walk around the music? I mean, the music was just rough. I had just missed because I didn't know what

John was doing. So like what genre is where you like, just classic rock? It's from an Engelbert Humbertick house. Oh no. Everything was like. The dank? What about Gordon Lightfoot?

Into the foot? Not really. I like Gordon Lightfoot. Well, can I music was it, you know? What play, what's your parents play around the house? Well, my brother was my influence. He played, he introduced me all the British bands that I love. The who and let's that one.

Your parents didn't play music around the house? No, my mother did. My dad didn't really, I told you my mom went to see the Beatles at the Holly. And she would play that kind of music around the house They didn't play a lot of music we did Okay, and they just kind of went with it. Yeah, she was never opposed to it. She let me blast music Did you're we blasted. Yeah, she did no problem with me. Do your mom play a lot of music in the house? Sure Really big radio listening house, yeah. Yeah.

Big TV house, but in the car, the radio was always on. Like, Crystal Gale and now- Well, for sure in the car. Yeah. I mean, also at home, like, yeah, a little bit. My mom would turn on the radio stuff. She was great. A lot of TV.

Just in the background, I feel. Like, think because I'm thinking about it, and it's like, yeah, I played music. I played their music. But I even overthought it. How many times when I was young, I listened to music like on a clock radio? Of course. My music, which is like, that was, yeah. I was younger, I'd listen to music like on a clock radio? Of course.

My music, which was like, that was, yeah. I guess how you took in music. It really was. Nothing. I was playing the vinyl. Huh? No, I was actually playing the vinyl record.

Oh, it was the 60s. I played, it wasn't the 60s. I played my dad's records until he told me that the devil was in the music. Yeah. And then he put all those records in the in the garage and they melted into a giant pile of just pentagrams pentagrams devil horn. Yeah, you literally

at all the entire pile. Well, they made a hole in the ground that went straight down. We would listen to really cool bands and then really shitty ones at the same time. Like a lot of Simon and Garfell and Cole Beatles But then I would listen to Leo Sayer the Del Franco family. Oh God that's their big hit Is that what Samadu? Why are you looking so mad shut up in your face? The De Franco family featuring Tony De Franco That was the full band name. What are they so what song were they? It's a heartbeat. It's a love beat You know the song today So it's the beginning of a cartoon

Air see Land the visionary this is curious. That's Tony DeFranco Child porn this is child pornography. Yeah, this wins his skin going to start melting off his metal face. Ugh. Man, I'd listen to Sean Cassidy do his version of the Do Run Run. That was your choice? Or your parents' house? That was a kid, so by choice.

Because he was in the Hardy Boys. So he was like a god to me. What's the son's name? What's the kid in the front? Tony Kaguci. That's the DeFranco family featuring Tony DeFranco. Yeah, Tony definitely The DeFranco family featuring Tony DeFranco It's that just you know what the feature I think feature is possible to become a talented child without molestation Then you got to have something to get away from is that a both statement make? I think if any kid is talented in anything they've been molested sure if you give a kid an acting award

You should also arrest their parents in the same night. I think you're guilty of something big Jackson five guy Big Jackson five guy big Jackson five I'm a lot of Jackson lot of it on that household. There you go. That's why I'm saying beat the shit of them Everyone's a pedophile with toy Jackson's face and Shadow Jackson to the audacity to show sort of her boob at one time for a second. Could you imagine dude? I never listen to her again after that For some reason I forgave Justin Timberlake immediately and didn't have any problem with him. That guy rolls, but Janet Jackson, how dare she?

Dude, Jacob, my dad made me sit down and watch a video, a VHS video of all of the backwards satanic messages in music that we were literally listening to like weeks before. Like I had to watch a video of like another one bites the dust if you play it backwards. It says start to smoke marijuana like when he does another one. All led Zeppelin tons of smoke marijuana. Do do do do do like yourself. Enjoy it. Be it the same that horrible.

That's what Satan did. Do do do do do dodo-do-do. You should try a blunt. Yeah. Go away, cut your grass. Do-do-do-do-do-do. Your parents are doing their best. Doodle along your books.

Do-do-do-do. Try to clean your room. I don't know if any cowlness is ever voice though than Michael Jackson. It was insane how good his voice was. I was just kidding. I was just kidding. I was just kidding. I was just kidding. I thought I was smoking marijuana.

I thought I was smoking marijuana. I thought I was smoking marijuana. I thought I was smoking marijuana. I thought I was smoking marijuana. Yeah, this is just interpretation. You hear it. You don't need to hear it. You're sold into here. Dude you hear it Satan talks to you. Yeah, Satan and and and stare it ahead and he goes yes When it says yes, there are two paths you can go by but in the long run They're still trying to change the road you're on you play that part backwards It says like Satan might like Satan holds the key to the lock or something like that.

Satan thinks it's good to smoke marijuana. Satan's dead listen to more queen. It's not good to have marijuana. It's fun. And then he's like, so no more records. In the middle of the song, there's a way to have it. You can clearly hear that. If you're a parent or crazy and you watch it on a video or it plays it backwards, yeah. Is that big of deal eventually will be legalized You got it in his name people are going to be jail for this

It should be laid out. We need prison reform soon. It's gonna be edible form Everything is gonna get to know. I want it. It's fun. It's fun to smoke marijuana. What do you think Satan? Smog it Listen to that blint and then take a dick, the dick. Have you ever watched any of those in like a wormhole? The backwards, the backwards lyric things. They're so stupid. I mean, they get, because they'll do anything. That was the old Howard Stern bit, right?

Mr. Ed, if you play Mr. Ed backwards. It's a lot of backwards. It's like, but it's always like, they just want to hear the word Satan, so the things around it all end up being innocuous, you know what I mean? Yeah, totally. But like Satan stole my Chevy.

What? It's very David Lynch. That's very, that can, the lot of shit. I can still make Chevy. The devil's near wallpaper. We've mic, did your dad become like overnight, would we just later in life and that's what happened?

Overnight religious. Yeah, basically. Like pretty much. Pretty dope way to do it. Pretty dope. I told you, what? Did you ever see the movie The Fralty? That's what happened.

You ever see that when Bill Paxon just has a vision of when they come so many just religious and start to murdering people for God. Pretty great film. Pretty great film. I told you I used to be excited. Name four other bill packs and films. Jacob, I'm joking.

All right, baby. That one, you're gonna lose. Biggie, biggie. Oh really? Well, how about this? Name five films of... That's so... Keenan Ivory Wayans.

White chicks? Nope. Oh, Keenan Ivory Wayans. Oh, keen in ivory wands. Oh, you make keen in ivory wands. Oh, did I say white chicks? The Jacob guessing. No, I have none. I have no guesses. Warning by Biggie. I think we have warning. Biggie's warning. Do you have more back-row lyrics, Lou? Can I hear the the let's apple? That's crazy Pray for three who will make it here late Right now and you'll see the lawyer turned me out But oh, what was a shaggy fool clothes and I need lost head on height sucks. This isn't

I need lost head on height. This sucks. This isn't and this is a whole shit This is makeup song goes and for thou and before came went back Satan This is the full backwards part next yeah go to the other stupid. There's no escaping it It's not saying that your dad is wrong listen It's not saying that your dad is wrong. Listen. It's coming. Or his woe, so here's my sweet state. I can't hear it though. I'll stop talking.

Go ahead. You heard that. It's the same. It's so stupid, isn't it? It's so bad bad as a kid. I'm like really you believe you wanted to believe somebody goes that's nuts It's like dad Wow, huh? We're dead. Yeah, dad's Zip flops Satan and I had to be like all right, so Satan good web checkers All the records melted would have been such a great vinyl collection All of them just melted into a pile like just a blob in there just originals have oh dude

The old zeppelin three that had like the where you pull physical graffiti where you pull out the Yeah, and all the people in the windows change and you turn it around so fucking cool man And I love them I played them all the time, like all the time. Who, Bowie, Stone's, what was it, six juice? Jethro, it's all. But if he sings Satan backwards, so when does he say, Nattis in the song? Nonstop.

It's not that, it's that they go in the corner here. You say it as you can, Nattis, but in the long run. No, no, no, no. There's still time to change the night. And she's not just there. Wait. Who to not? That's why 666 is so like good because you don't have to say it backwards. You just say it forward and it's backwards. Yeah, sweet Satan. Two Satan. Two's. Not.

Not. Not. There was a skateboarder named Nautis Copus and his name backwards is Satan. And I had pictures on my wall of like all the skateboarders and Nautis was on. He's like, get down. Come to the land of the ice, Nautis. And I just want to say that Nautis. If the sun refused to nod us

Sorry, I got a plug I got a jam about three four noddises in every song We're pretty satanic over So you're not trying to get out, trying to get some stuff in. This isn't Satan's shit, is it? No, why do you even think that? Well, it is Satan backwards. I guess it is. Satan backwards.

I don't even think about that when I wrote this here. That is pretty fucking crazy. Leaves are falling all the time. And notice! When the Z-File wound is away from her. Good Lord. Not us. Not us. Natus. Natus. Yeah. It's all bullshit. Double shit. If you play any song backwards there and slow it down, some speed enough, Satan. It'll, yeah, we've all said Satan backwards turns out not a seller would be Satan rules Okay, they some have it our new T-Mobile commercial where we go naughty yada yada at some point cuz like yeah dab Satan

wants unlimited data Wi-Fi calling Satan Adi Adi Satan Makes me wonder. Oh, we have to take a break soon. I have to do two reads, don't I? Oh, yeah, we should break now. Listen to my special backwards. Oh, yeah. It says this will be for free November 9th.

But if you're not in asshole Say 10 says buy it now 800 down gorilla. It looks like chicken my special notice What you having a not us in there? I recorded it at Fairfield not as company It comes something Satan Yep, zip, flap, dip, zip. Sweet. We made tissues over there, Lou, or napkin or something. I have.

Could I please? Uh, Mike's special. No, I'll bat at everybody. Early access right now. Don't let me down. Head to 800 pound gorilla. Is that how you do it? It's 800 p.m. 800 p.m. dot com.

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