The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Everything Zen (feat. Gavin Rossdale)

Episode Date: January 18, 2024

Legendary rocker Gavin Rossdale stops by to talk about Bush's new tour and DJ Lou clams up when meeting his hero!

And now the bonfire with Big J. Yeah, this is the first time. I said he's hot with desire so he had to take his over shirt off. Yeah. I've never seen you like this. Well, it's the Bonfire Faction Talk Series 6 M103. Big Jogerson, Robert Kelly here with you. We have an amazing guest who was going to do a pre-record with us. But the time worked out.

He's able to come in for the live show for a little bit. He's Grammy-nominated, multi-platinum musician, guitarist, singer, actor, all around, rad dude. He's got a new tour. Bush loaded the greatest hit tour kicking off on July 26th and Bender Oregon. Everybody, it is the great Gavin Rossdale with us. Bush loaded the greatest hitstour kicking off on July 26th and bend Oregon Everybody it is the great Gavin Ross deal with this. Thank you. Hi guys. How are you good to meet you man? Good to be here This was this was brought to us a while back from our DJ

DJ Lou here who is a huge huge fan. Do you know how many times you've seen Bush live Lou twice? Okay, I thought that was going to be a bigger number. I'm not going to lie. That was so deep. Yeah, but those those shows really got them good, man. Really even right in the tips. 10 for a month. Fantastic.

Davey, you're going out on tour. Very summer tour. Thank God. Get out of this cold first. Do you love it still? Do you still love the tour? I love it. Yeah, I don't love the days as much as I love the shows. I share the days going, what am I doing with my life? Then I go, this is what I'm doing with my life is the best

life ever. Is it anticlimactic now? At the end of it? Like as you're not going out all night partying? I don't think I have it to that. Ready? It's hard to do that. You know, to be honest, when I first like went on tour, tall, it's a myth, you know, the bass player can do that, the singer can't do that, the singer can't do that. The bass players always do that. They're always the ones that, like,

they kind of want to drink the most. Not in my band, or in my band, he does, Cory does drink the most. So, yeah, I still love it. I love it. It's what I chose to do. I like Japan. I'm obsessed by Japan, because it's like artisan. I'm like it's what I chose to do. I like Japan. I'm obsessed by Japan.

Because it's like artisan. People choose what they do and they don't drift. Go another people's lanes. They just do one or two things, few things really well. And you're a giant there. So you try and do that. So that's what I have to do. Make every show better than the last. I love Japan too. Even their prisons. I just watched a whole documentary on Japanese prisons. They're so orderly. Like nobody even gets in trouble in prison They're just respectful like the prisoners Do they cut loose in the audience? Oh Hell yeah hell yeah, I just mean the concept. I just show I love playing shows because it's a you know

It's a thrill you see the the reaction from people. It's just the best. I was over there, and I got in trouble, because I tuted on the bus from the plane to the airport, you have to take a bus. And I tuted, I swear to God, me and Nick to follow and Colin Quinn. And I just was on a fort-light, I ate everything. So I just tuted, and we just started laughing so loud, and some lady came over and she was,

shh. And she said, hand me a thing, you're not supposed to be loud in public, like in public places. Crazy. Yeah, this is a metaphor for my life. I didn't mean to sit around Kyoto. Look, sure.

I just took my life, not Japan. Yeah, you like Japan as a concept. Yes, sure. It's illegal to fart in the bus apparently. No, you can fart, you just can't be loud about it. Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha.

But you're also a great actor man. In Constantine, it was one of the, Thank you. I mean, you were fantastic in that as a demon. That was wild. That nature was a bit of a worry. Did you want to do both or were you putting the acting when you got popular from music? No, I always want to do both. Oh, like great. I loved it so much.

But I never thought I could be in movies. You know what I mean? I just, and then I just had an opportunity now. I've done a few. And I do some auditioning, but not much. But I, you know, they're doing a new constant team. Yeah, I got a wait to see if they write if I get resurrected Well, you can come back as your a demon. I hope so. I'm looking forward to it I know you're you're a good actor because when I didn't even know you right I didn't know you I just was like this guy's fuck and the greatest devil in any movie was in that movie I forget his name. He was great But you were fantastic in it and and after the movie I said oh shit

That's to do from Bush. Yeah, fantastic sweet. Thank you. Yeah, what a wild run. Yeah, I watched recently that I would stuck 99 documentary. They talk about you guys going after corn. Yeah, amazing energy shift. What a lineup. I was like, who's that dude is that? I, but even harder than that, I went to, I had a beautiful friend of mine, Frank Brideci. He was a great father figure for me, and I lent him a lot here in L.A. Back in L.A. For 20 years I was friends with him. He passed away, went through a terrible process, and that was real sad to listen. And then there's this thing I got asked to speak at the funeral. So I got to the funeral. And he also turns out

was great friends with not only a lot of other people that really freaked me out because I felt really special. We got in there and I was like, damn, I'm not taking something special. And Brian Cranston spoke before me at the funeral. So if you think it was tough following corn, you try throwing a cramston at a funeral. Heavily emoting. I was like, I thought it's like, sink or swim up here.

So I said, first thing is I wanted to first, I really needed a word with the admin staff who ever could be after cramston. I needed to see immediately after the service, you know, so that kind of chilled things out a little bit, but yeah, you know, Cranston, Corn, I'll take them all. I had my manager died a few years back and at his, I was as client, because I'm a comedian at his funeral,

they had me speak last after his family, brothers, and everything, like real. Or quite I'm like, man, we used to have such a good time at these comedy festivals together, eating ice cream and stuff. I don't really know much about his childhood, but that was awkward as hell. You are not just for being a great musician, but also a phenomenal looking, which I think is 85% of the reason why DJ Lewis so in. Came twice. Yeah. You really are a great looking guy. but also phenomenal looking, which I think is 85% of the reason why DJ Lewis so way.

Came twice. Yeah. You really are a great looking guy. Have you ever looked in the mirror and go, thank you God. And then flipped your hair back. Oh, it was the hair. The hair was always the thing. Did you go through a phase that you cut it short at one point?

Yeah, I shaved it. I shaved it for my solo career. Wow. It was kind of fun. That first shower though, I gotta tell you, I had to hold onto the sides. First shower when you've had a long hair. Yeah, I did that. It was a good one.

Yeah, I had long long hair. I did it when I cut it off that first shower. It was good. And then from the that day forward, I immediately started missing my long hair and knew that I would never have the time to grow it back. I miss every version of my hair. Yeah, I bet.

The good, the bad, the ugly, all of it. No, yeah, that hair. When we had the picture today, we looked at, what I didn't think, it's just, it's you sitting Chris Cross applesauce in a bed, just with your hair down in your face, it was perfect. I would just, I do that alone in i would just i do that alone in hotel rooms i do that alone hotel rooms and just look at imaginary cameras that aren't there just to be sexy um i saw this on with people please tell me this is true it's all this all with people i saw this on Wikipedia

because i don't know if this was highly uh publicized at all but did you have a six month relationship with Courtney Love which just sounds fantastic I mean I bet the sex phenomenal the downtime batshit in my clothes you let the new Howard no no my fart joke bomb the joke of radio not well today Walter, the years were right because you got to that softer looking period around the... Yeah, when she was in the movies. She's an incredible, she is incredible.

And I think she's sober and doing great, for ever. And to be honest, to be fair, she's incredible. And last time I saw her was at Chris Cornell's funeral and just Embracing her and just hadn't seen her in a long time and just going through that Chester Bennington sang Gloria there then he went and Killed himself a few months later. It is terrible. So I was I you know, I think she's doing great I had she lives in London. So she's doing great That's it. Did she live in London? I didn't know that at all and I heard when you put your the best stuff together like was that a how how do you pick these songs?

How do you go through it? Somebody do it for you. Do you guys all get together? He did it that guy Brian right there Thomas any one of my great managers. Yeah. Well, he's a Brian Thomas. Yeah, Brian big Brian. He did it. It was it was pretty chronological, more or less, wasn't it? Yeah. Because I couldn't do it. And then I had deep regret afterwards because we still missed four that didn't go on there. So I, I, we're going to have like a deluxe version of being really annoying and back and do the Lux version bullshit. Do you miss the, do you miss the era of picking like, like album artwork being seen so much more and like how you get to the scene you're releasing a deluxe version coming out with a

bigger a bigger packaging. We don't like that the the the vinyl thing is has I've been like saying no way is it coming back but it's coming back enough that that we really concentrate on the artwork in the hope that some people buy the vinyl because yeah you're right that's used to be the best thing, right? You have the record and then you can play the... My first thing I would go to is the thank yous. I'd be like, who do these guys hang out with? One of the degrees of separation here.

Me as a kid and none. I didn't know anyone. I was like, never going to meet anyone in my life. But the thank yous was always like, wow, who's standing on the side of stage with this cool band? And there's artwork is done by Chris Ashworth on the side of the stage with this cool band. And this artwork is done by Chris Ashworth on the last, on the loaded record. And he did one of the designers at Reagan, original designers of Reagan, as a magazine in the 90s, I don't know if you remember Reagan. And when we did the first Bush record, I always loved artwork.

And so I got Dave Carson from Reagan, the other designer at Reagan. He did the artwork for 16th tone. And in fact, the kid tried a suest because we had the cover and he just sort of paid him like 500 bucks and was I think it was like, I'm doing it for an indie band, we were an independent band. There was no guarantee we're going to sell any records. So this kid gave a really great image, that binary image on the TV. And then he came after a number of years later, and was like, you know, like, swindled. It's like, we didn't know we're going to be successful. So I think we paid him, all he got paid some money,

but it was between them and them. So then when he came to this record, I met weirdly the owner of Reagan. And I said, oh, I work with Dave Carson, he's incredible. And he goes, oh, yeah, he's incredible. And also Chris Ashworth is the other guy that I used. So I ended up using him. So I just sort of get the best out of these great people.

There's the same thing now with like a music video. Like what's the upside to a music video these days? Yeah, not only spent into what you're gonna get out of it. Yeah, it's normally we don't know how to make them. We did make one recently, but normally when we don't not allow to make them. We did make one recently, but normally, when we don't get the opportunity, we used to like, we used to be stupid, we'd like to spend so much money.

It wasn't MTV brilliant though, I thought was the best thing in the world, this idea, right? But you have a TV station, everyone else pays for the programming and there's desperate to be on there. So all of us bands making these, spending money, all these labels,

spending the band's money, all these labels, spending the bands money, obviously poor artists. And then not even guaranteeing you get on MTV. And so you be screwed, it is pretty hard. Well, I also think without the MTV, without MTV now, there's not a lot of places where you're going to get crossover either. Because at the time of MTV, you'd get Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg, Bush, Metallica, you know, it would kind of like, it would run all over the, but dance songs,

and you knew all those songs, and I think most people had to collect, like myself, I had a collection of, it was all over the place, like it went, you know, La Bouch, like dance music, and then like, exactly, you know, offspring, and everything, and I was kind of like, good, good, good music,

good, good music, good music. But now I think it's very, like, it's very marginalized and how you see it like you know Yeah, you're getting exposed like one kind of music if you're in any kind of like a social circle I feel like but that's what that's the you know for us as musicians that's the battle is how it's to cross all these So many divides and so many fragments and you know it makes it really hard, but that's why we The only way around is to be out there on tour and promote and do things. Are you recording the tour?

As you're doing it, you're videotaping everything just to have it for maybe something. Because I see like a lot of concerts, they'll just be cameras everywhere. I like the bands that you can, like Metallica, you can buy the concert afterward in the module memory that you were there. Wow, that's a good idea. So it stops them being on the phone. I mean, they get the feel you have the the concert. I have to word in the module memory that you were there. Wow, that's a good idea. So it stops them being on the phone. I mean, they give the, they have the memory there. Exactly.

I said, I still, I still look, I, I, I, I love, I still love this back in the days to like the chaos at the end of a show, bring everyone on stage, you know, pull the audience, you know, usually girls come up with stage and everyone's having a great time you playing the last song. And I, we were at a venue a little while ago and there was no barrier, which is really unusual for us.

It was almost dangerous. Yeah. Right? There's no barrier. It was like, this is really weird stuff. So they're this. And I was like, oh, might as well. So at the end of the set, I was like, come on, you know, like, old times.

And I got everyone to come up with a stage. And I was like, this is so cool. It's just like that, you know, 90s or whatever, it's so exciting. Look around and everyone on stage was filming. The light was on. I said, no, you're on stage now. You're part of it.

You can't be filming. It's brutal. Tool, tool just says you can't have your phone, and then they have the, the bag. People police it. Now, they don't have the bags. They just have people police it, like, in the room, and then at the last song they say, you can pull your phone, so, and the people sort of now they don't have the bags they just have people police it like in the room

and then at the last song they say you can pull your phone to and the people sort of like abide by it but that is the most annoying thing I want to give you a compliment too to let you know if you had any doubt about how talented and gorgeous you are my first time performing it rock on the range I did a comedy in the comedy tent at rock on the range and you guys gotten back to get to the play that and I mean I was getting ready to go on stage in five minutes and the first note of your song hit and and my girlfriend Christine We're immediately left Missed my set my set is things you had to go like good how was bush

The same the same thing happened to me, but it was a weird alley Yanke Yeah, well, they did the same thing happened to me, but it was a weird alley anchor At least it was him. You know what? Yeah, that does feel better the whole place emptied out Thank you, I appreciate it. Do you Your guys music has been used in a lot of movies and do you have one that's either your favorite or one that's helped you like do you feel like help the band at all? Like I said that everything helps. It's just like you just it's like say yes until it goes right. Just do everything and Being in the John Wick soundtrack is so funny because we're also

Like I'm so fickle I suppose it was just hilarious. No, I don't know what is fickle But I can remember being at the party in New York they had the The premier and we got to the party where the car is there his agents there and know him and it's like You just like slip right back into like, you know, you would like in the A team. Oh, this is so cool Yes, this is how it normally is and then you're not doing the next movie so you You left the party It was really fun just to be part of that, you know, because especially with those big companies like Warner Brothers, or you know, when you're involved in things that big productions, you know, budgets are good,

you know, they're really big. So those big movies are great. I Was like it. I love movies so to have things in movies. I always wish I often write songs Wishing that they'd be on sports channels like I write songs like all my life I've waited for this moment and all I wanted to do was to be on a sports channel Yeah, someone's got a score of gold of this We did but more than machines was on We did but more than machines was on At NFL Monday night NFL football so I think it happened I just wasn't expected but I always I'm an art jock I love it. So I love you know music and I love sports. So I was trying to write music that You know

Eulogized is someone winning something or doing something heroic. Yeah, I love that I the one that got with the use of your song and movie movie is why I said, it correlates, why come down, my favorite song by you is the movie Fear. Yeah, Mark Wahlberg. It was, everything was perfect with that. A brand new Reese weather spoon, smoking hot to a teenager. Mark Wahlberg, smoke and hot.

Smoke and hot. Smoke and hot, smoke and hot. I mean, at his prime, Phil Jeremy, Alan White, the ex-Germany Alan White. Yeah, yeah. These are everywhere. That's that post is everywhere and then amazing and then what should I call it? a Lissamilano Primalist Milano. She was my fay. I grew up with her being so who's the boss when she was on that show?

Huge for me. This was her but not hot because she was a kid no rights What I'm saying that was that was the but I was a kid Yeah, and then as I get older she went through that phase, a list of Milano of the, let me prove everyone on that that kid from TV anymore. She did that vampire movie. Oh, I believe embrace the vampire. How many times did I rent that movie and they were confused. Embrace of the vampire. One lesbian sexy. Oh, that thing got around a lot. I know, I keep looking back. I know we don't have you for very long. Lewis, is there anything you wanted to add? This is a big moment for you. It's a big moment for all of us.

But I've never seen him this smiley. He's a very damp man. He's a DJ, though. He's usually hunched over pushing buttons. He's standing up straight, jacket off, hat off. He's never had his hat off. I didn't know he had teeth. I didn't know his hat off. I didn't know he had teeth I didn't know he was bald. Yeah, I didn't know he was white Please don't embarrass me for a company. I can I can prepare for the third show because he very well I'm gonna come to the next one Definitely, oh, absolutely no, we all wouldn't have to if you want to try to come and it's just is it says Jerry Cantrow and candle box gonna be with you on the 26th. Yes, uh, I've done. Are they doing the

whole tour? That's a good, that's a good, good lineup. Uh, Jerry Cantrow, of course, uh, Allison Chains, and James Living legend guitar. And the ticket prices are amazing. Good. I mean, I mean, I mean, I don't mean good. I mean, 1995 before it taxes and fees. I mean, that's, that's awesome because ticket prices. You just got longer. Oh, no. He just fired his manager. Sorry.

I mean, $20 tickets. $20 tickets. $5 ticket. But that's caring about your own. Yeah, that's caring about the fans, you know. I bought a cure ticket. It cost me $7,000. Yeah, I'll tell you what.

It was just one. I just won. It was just one. I just won. It was just one, it was five hours. The cure was a ruffy. I really went, you know what? I say this, if you go to a cure concert, you gotta already be a cure fan. They're not gonna win you.

You gotta know it already. Really? Yeah, I thought about that. Cause I like the five songs, I know, five or six songs. I was never big on the cure, but I like those songs a lot. And boy, they made you wait the cube I like those songs a lot and boy They made you wait till hour three for those songs and they crammed them all really close together Christine over here huge cure fan. She said walking into that then walk there going

I guess I'm not a huge And my kid feel asleep Are you doing long shows right? Yeah long shows and holds those songs right to the end. Yeah. I mean, I felt like I was hostage. Why do you think it's on purpose? I mean, I don't why, you know, I do. Because everyone might get to feel that.

I feel like it's I feel like that he's going like, we do this once every 15, 20 years. So here's everything. Every thought he's ever had ever. Are you bringing your fam on the road now? Yeah, I will be. I have the summer. I didn't in the winter, I don't get my own bus because they're at school, but when they're out of school

so for the summer, I have to basically spend everything I own on the bus. How cool is that, though, to have your fam? It is, yeah. It's like they have different qualities to them But how cool is that? How cool is that, though, that you're a fan of? It is the best. Like, they have different qualities to them about it. So one guy is like playing video games, he's a younger one, he's playing, it's all the cheeseburgers,

and they love room service the best. That's the best thing for them. How old are they? Just because they, this 17, 15, I think, but they just love room service. But the best thing is that we did this thing. I learned from, I think Jerry's tour where we did it where they bring these food trucks You know normally there's like crappy pizzas my best who this food truck is really cool

So everyone line up all the bands and you're hanging out afterwards really social and I was there with my kids and They were going really crazy. Oh my god. Oh my god. There's free hot dogs. They would go shout in free hot dogs, free hot dogs. And they're getting such a crazy thing they get out and they would nearly get a bit dangerous. So it's a big, it's a working area. So you got to be respectful of that. You got to be mindful there, you know, in a working environment.

They're getting so excited. And I was like, what, you don't have to pay for anything. What everything's free, what's excitement? Just be cool, working environment. Ever, ever, ever. I'm much, much, much much much 17 one way street where you kids I took my kid on a cruise and he I checked his bag and we got home. He had canolies Buffet because he put their free. I'm like dude. What are you doing? I'll buy you a canola you know lunatic Do you are your kids at an age 17? I feel like my daughter's 21 and at 17 I say it's

about the age where she started to almost be like go from like the who cares to be like, that is actually pretty cool, like what you do, you know, I mean, so are they like, do they think it's, did they go through a period where they're like, whatever man, so what? Well, they take it this, my 17 year old is a really fantastic singer songwriter now. He's really doing great stuff. It's like amazing Kingston is shocking and So we've been going through this thing that I'm convinced I'm not sure if it's happening in May, but I'm imagining it But where at the point where he's needing to be independent from me So it's not like he asks me too much stuff about things

need to be independent from me. So it's not like he asks me too much stuff about things. He's having to figure out, I think that's what the eldest does. They have to push away. They have to turn away. And they have to do the thing. And the dad has to let them and just be patient. And I hope they ask you when they need you certain things.

But so it's an incredible time because I can really feel him doing his own thing. And somehow I manage to have kids that don't want to hear from authority. None of them want to hear anything from me. I mean, they don't want to, nothing. If you're at a limit to what I say to, yes, of course you can. Perfect. Would you worry if the kids were getting into music more?

It's like, I'm going to be different than my dad. So I'm doing trap rap, some shit like that. I'd be impressed. I'd had a FOMO. I like the genre. Your son's throwing ones on Big Booty's. I think he's a very talented singer and songwriter, surprise, surprise. His parents, yeah, it's not that surprising, I guess. Well, it's pretty incredible, and he's been working with a guy that I met the other night

who plays guitar in 30 seconds to Mars. Oh, yeah, so I'm you know, they played it the IHOT thing we played the other night and it was incredible The songs he's doing I mean he's I think he wants to go to college, but I'm I'm not sure why Really not have you sang together? Have you done something on stage together? No, because he's not, that's the opposite of it. He's got to do his own thing. The last thing he should do is do anything with me. He's never asked me to help write a song. So he just, I mean, as a singer, and I was saying you can see him sing, you must be like, oh my God, that's how happy were you when you heard his voice

and he actually could do it. Well, like, for example, I said, I got a great singing teacher. I think I said, I think I got someone that can really help you. He goes, oh, I got someone. Really, he's on his own. I got someone. I don't want to confuse the techniques

and being taught. I was like, okay. Wow. Yeah, it's cold. It's like, I got the task. So, Tom, we have to let you go. We could talk for another one. Why not be cold?

Why not be, why not be sure in his vision? No, he doesn't need me. That's cool I respect that. Yeah, it's great Kingston Rosdale trap rap. It's coming Once again everybody bush loaded the greatest hits tours kicking off July 26 in Bendore again support on that tour Jerry Cantrell and candle box what a show Again tickets part just hitting markets will be as low as $20 before taxes and fees. It's so awesome to meet you. I hope you come on again. When we come to the concert, point at me when you're seeing Glissarino. I'm gonna be the fat guy on his shoulders with the shirt off.

We'll be right back everybody. It's the bonfire. Not the gunman, not the gunman. So, do you guys did everyone in the room? We should wait a little and Jacob come back to ask this. What's that? But was everyone in here terrified? Terrified. When he said that he went to Chris Cornell's funeral and Chester Bedington sang a song

in the commons, oh, you glad I didn't bring up my theory what you think I was gonna bring up my theory what you're there I knew you weren't gonna bring up your theory I had a real internal wrestle with bringing up my theory I knew you weren't gonna do it again you should not be that I'll tell you Bobby you should not bet all of the guys who die from hanging particularly those two. The Clintons. No. It's not the Clintons, but I think they're, I think they're whacking off and choking themselves. Okay.

But they're just saying that they hang themselves, they kill themselves, but I think it's because they don't want to say they're whacking off, but you don't hang from a door knob to kill yourself. You do that to whack off. Just saying. Yeah, I guess. Well, I always like to see if I can get somebody to back me

in my shark tank idea that I'll bring it up again, a machine of some sort that you will hang from your door knob, but if you don't acknowledge it after like a minute or so, you have to do something to acknowledge it, and if not, it just releases you. So if you pass out or audit, you'll little let you go. How about a certain amount of weight hits it? Well, you gotta let your weight hang from it

or if you're not choking yourself and coming poppy. I didn't think I had to explain that part to you. Well, what if you, if you, yeah, you're right. Yeah, you have to acknowledge it. I get what you're saying. I get what you're saying if you go complete dead weight, but you're supposed to be dead weight. You're thinking Chris Cornell and Anthony Bourdain

were jerking off and hung themselves. Choked jerk. Choked jerk. I'm telling you, I think you hung yourself to kill yourself if you're feet are dangling from the fucking ceiling when you're hanging. Is there anybody there? If you're hanging from a door, you were whacking off,

and nobody wants to be remembered as Inaccess never comes on the radio where I don't go and say to anyone around me Sky jerked off to death. I come stuff jerking off. No one says kill Bill or kung fu David Karenene without me going Well, they hung himself while he was jerking off and died, but those two nobody saying they killed themselves, they are saying those two church choke jerks themselves. Everyone else they're saying everyone also saying a suicide because nobody wants to be known as the guy who died. Lincoln Park's legacy is a little wonky if you confirm that he died from jerking off choke jerking. So can I ask a question? Please has anybody survived? Like have have you talked to anybody?

Like, is it that amazing? Has anyone survived? Yeah, I'll be sure I survived doing it. Probably a hundred of times. But, but, is anybody talked about like, dude, you gotta try joke, Jerkin. Like, it is the best. I've not heard that.

I bet someone could tell, some, Christine, look at the video, the, the positives of auto-orotics, a six-feation. I think the thing is Bobby, it's a substitute for whatever addiction that had. That's what we were told. Can't take drugs or alcohol so they got to get that super high. Yeah, someone told me sober.

They said that feeling of that coming while you're almost passing out said resembles the high front. We had a caller tell us the while back resembles the high of heroin. So a lot of us the while back, resembles the high of heroin. So a lot of former addicts are choke jerking themselves. Is choke jerking, does it resemble the high of getting four big Macs and two large fries? Bobby, don't get into this, don't get into the dark world

of choke jerking. I'm just asking, there's a lot of... There's a lot of do. Unless we both agree in one bathroom, one of us stays outside the bathroom, let the other one, choke jerk, but you have to agree to be loud about it the whole time. And once you go, if you go dark for 30 seconds,

one of us busts in that room. And just comes in the other one's face, and it takes time out. I got the cut in the down. Bobby, Bobby, don't you fucking, come on, cut, dammit. Why is this knife so dull? Why is this belt so thick in this knife so dull? So basically, when you choke jerk,

it drops something in your brain. Your brain releases some type of chemical that is like a high and it's amazing and you're gonna try to catch yourself before you fucking die. I think you don't try to catch stuff where you die. I think you come and then you sit there and you release the belt.

I think what happens is they call it flash knockout. So it all just happens at once. You go from like that to, probably right when it's feeling the best, the two seconds later is when you're like, do you remember when Kim Kong came in here and choked me? I said, when I tapped, like I tapped at the time, but I waited till the last second to see how long I could go.

Because you wanted to do a choke jerk. And when she, yeah, so I wanted to finish coming. I didn't come yet. No, when I tapped out, I let go at a time where I was like, okay, it's like, ooh, I'm starting to get weird, let me tap. She let go and for the next minute I was like, my head was like wobbly. I couldn't read. It was like, I was almost like, am I going to pass out still? Like, she really, so it's like that kind of thing, when you flash, not going to just go down,

like just hanging there for God knows how long. Well, we were kids before the internet, and they only had three channels. We used to choke each other out. Knockout game. Yeah, knockout game. Like this? Yeah. And then they could push on your arms

and then they catch you and when you fall down. And then you wake up and you lips and numb and you drooling and everybody's laughing at you. Yeah. That was a fun game. Knockout games. Well then the knockout game became knocking people out in the streets, which is not what it was.

That's punching people. Yeah, that's just punching people. They call it the knockout game. Well people out in the streets, which is not what it was. That's punching people. Yeah, that's just punching people. They call it the knockout game. Well, that's fine. But the knockout game I'm talking about was to basically the evolution of auto-erotic specificiation. I don't have to say it. I love that you get through it though.

It's so hard. Auto-erotic asphyxiation. Auto-erotic asphyxiation. Asphyxiation. Asphyxiation. There you go. Hang on. Auto-erotic excretiation. Nope. Auto-erotic asphyxiation. Asphyxiation. There you go. Auto-erotic exphyiation. Nope.

Auto-erotic exphyxiation. Asphyxiation. Fuck you. I'm not really finding any videos on the positives of it. I think that's more of the dark side. No, is it just death? Just certain death, I guess? I mean, someone loves it.

And there are guys in like Gimp masks talking about it with muffled voices. Yeah, you don't want to picture that. Chester Bedding's in a Gimp mask hanging from a door. Come on, you like that guy fucking wrote hybrid theory. Who's gonna actually have a forum about it and say, well, there's got to, I mean, on the dark web, the has to be it. Yeah, I guess he was trying to get one step closer to the edge,

but then he broke. Okay. Hang on, I'm gonna go over and step Jake and one of the armor couple times. but then he broke. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha But then they're theories theories theories theories. Superior theories, but I feel pretty strong in my theory now when you kill yourself is me personally No, when you kill yourself, I won't be masturbated. No, you're gonna. I'll be as clothed as humanly possible. If you die, if you die, if you die by suicide, Christine murdered you. Yeah, by the time she was like, Christine murdered me. And then check her computer for a manifesto's coming out. A salt circle around your fucking legs.

But she's like, no, I put his spirit into this little urn. But when you hang yourself from a door knob, like when you start to die, your instinct is to not die, right? So isn't it true that they have to put oil under their feet so they slip or something like that? Like if you're gonna case up from a door knob, your instinct is gonna wanna make, at some point you're gonna be like,

I don't wanna do this. You're using me to put oil on the ground and a sound try to go No, I'm serious like they put oil under their feet so they can't they can't get their feet But that's to kill yourself. Right. Okay. I'll argue if somebody puts oil on the floor with a door knob choke. Yeah. They were trying to kill themselves. Right. If I hear nothing They were trying to kill themselves. Right. If I hear nothing... But what?

That's hilarious. You go spot one by the time. Oh, good! Oh, you know I just came. Time to get off this thing. Oh, ow! Oh, I better clean all this come off of my stomach now. Just time to get up and listen to this belt up

I keep looking over at Lou is like Moby Put a hat on do you figure me out Can I compliment we did earlier? Our lunch compliment. This is the first time I'm seeing what this glass is on yeah, and then he I told him where to get it He reprimanded me he likes to it, he reprimanded me, he likes to frame, but he reprimanded me because he spent $500 on them. I like his frames very much, he looks good in those frames, but.

Tell them why you got condoned to this, Lou, tell them what you were told. They hot chick behind the counter said that Eddie Vetter wears these. So you bought a $500 frame? I was $500? Yeah. Holy shit.

I've got it for $10 at CVS. I hope she lied to you. 100% of lies. She said she met Eddie. And mathematically she wasn't even old enough to have met him. Did you bring him up? Is that why she said that? Or did she just bring up Eddie Vetter?

Everything you purchased? Hey, quick question. Do you think Eddie Vetter would eat this cereal? Hey bite my question. Do you think Eddie veteran would eat this cereal? Hey quick question. See the S. employee out towards it any veteran use out towards is he who's these right what's your Starbucks order? What's Eddie veteran Starbucks order? I didn't freeze it for the Gavin I would have asked him about Eddie better, but I couldn't make words. Yeah, really? I know you said I said Lou anything else and you went Don't embarrass me. What happened? We tee you up so. I can't help bro. I can't help bro. I can't help bro. I can't help bro.

I can't help bro. I can't help bro. I can't help bro. I can't help bro. I can't help bro. I can't help bro. I can't help bro. I can't help bro.

I can't help bro. I can't help bro. I can't help bro. I can't help bro. I can't help bro. I can't help bro. I can't help bro. I can't help bro.

I can't help bro. I can't help bro. I can't help bro. I can't help bro. I can't help bro. I can't help bro and I'm not really a fan. I'm glad you're comfortable in front of me and Jay apparently you don't Admire us you could have Fucking never seen the more relaxed. I'm surprised pristine didn't slip. I just said Express to you and slip on a door knob after how so she got with that Gavin Can't believe he touched my show You look great with the same frames that Eddie Vetter wears? Dude, you do. Wait a second.

Is that Eddie Vetter? I think he's speaking through you right now. Yeah, just wear them over your ears. Not your earphones. Do you think maybe at a certain time of night you see what he sees through those? Do you see projam things? I'll write a few songs. Wait, are these them?

Wait, Lou, did you? Yeah, there you go. Nope, nope, that's what that. He's wearing Prasal. That's Prasal. You're glasses look great on you He's those are Prasal glasses do look great on you, but that's not what you're wearing. That's not what you're wearing He's wearing no no they are similar glasses for sure. It's 100% but those aren't the same glasses now Those aren't them those aren't them Those aren't that much more handsome than Gavin Rossdale. I'm looking at you. That's not true No, that's an insane thing you're saying you're wearing the same glasses as the lead singer the cars

Yeah, you look you're like those are the same as Rico Kacer She had a wig with those Nerdy and skinny I did those eyes glasses. Have you better wore these? How did that come up? Because everything he wears has pearl jam on it. Thank you. Yes.

She saw him coming a mile away. Did you see that he complimented my glasses? Did he? Yeah, he walked in and I like your glasses. Did he? Whatever accent that was. Did you get wet? I did get wet.

Man, I'm sitting right next to this fucking dude. And we started. I was looking right at his eyes He smelled British. He smelled. He didn't smell at all. He had no call Yeah, I work alone today for him. He was very confident man He would look at you and then he turned to me and he and I would just I would pick an eye I Michael Cain Them he squeezed my arm and said very very funny. Did he yeah, he didn't say that to me I noticed he didn't say that to you and I wasn't gonna bring it up until I needed to also say that he complimented me also

But he actually he's he smoked me last time I saw them He wore no shirt during the constant. I was gonna ask him Dude he's he's in great shape And then the lead singer live who opened for who they opened for he also took a shit off and it wasn't as exciting No, he's got that bad bod that was his body. What is their picture of him now shirtless to see if he's got that No, there is not searched. I think that's I think that's him now. He's held it together a lot Yeah, that's him right there. Yeah, for sure tattoos and all that. That's my dream body Just a thin English body

I really I bet it oh I should ask Uncircumcised I just want to be able to wear a vest. Oh Christine you pull back Just a vest just a vest. I know if I did that now. I look like a circus bear. Yeah, I should be running on a giant ball Wearing a fizz How great would it be just to wear it? Come here, wear it in the summer. Just a vest, you look like you're playing saxophone in a boardwalk. Oh god, I love vests.

Just a vest. That'd be the new, new, new, and new, tell you and you tell me about it there's gonna be a mutiny I think the whole cruise going moving over a dance soda spot kiss that's what the meeting was about oh it was a nice lunch who's this oh just guys invests thank you i uh it look good how good did they look they look hot just a. They look hot, just a vest. Yeah, when you can. Yeah, when you can, I can't do that now. I think I haven't complied off. Yeah, that's what he was saying, Christine.

I'd be good with the top button and then the middle buttons would be straining. Ha, ha, ha. Yeah, I called Jacob today because I was kind of like an epanic like what's going on and he didn't answer was weird. And then I called back and he didn't answer again. Do you think he like,

you heard him from the audience? Did it go to voicemail quick? 100% and then I called Black Lou immediately because I just had, I wanted to know what was going on. I kind of got a little discombobulated and Lou picked right up. Black Lou picked right up. Sure bit.

You weren't at this, you weren't at this luncheon. No, I was. This was my first time at the luncheon. There's the two losers, Jacob and Dan. I brought, I brought Lou and Lewis and. Wow. Wow. OK. I guess fuck me.

Yeah. Damn. You got to get, you got to get here on time. Wow. What was that? What does that mean? Early. Because the little invader.

I didn't even know what was happening. I said, yeah, I said this week, in front of you, I said we're having lunch with them. In front of her or to her? Yes, I did. Well, hang on, there's a very big different glue. Jacob, that was a very... To her. That was with the to her? Yes.

Or in front of her. She asked me about the pre tape. I said we're having lunch with Dan. Okay. No, you said that. That's not an invite. That's telling her you're doing something. You're all everyone's invited always. That's not no you said that's not an invite that's telling her you're doing so you're all everyone's invited always that's not what you said you had a lunch I didn't know you met soda because it was when we were gonna move the pre-tapes today and you said you have a lunch and I said so change it. We're having lunch with Dan. We can't change the lunch for work stuff. I did say that. I

said of course we'll switch it. Well I don't mind the lunch I did say that. I said, of course, we'll switch it. Well, I don't mind the lunch. I get the lunch. What did you do you? What I don't get is when I called my sweet Jacob. Bang bang. It's the first time I missed it. I literally just. No, there's a big difference being missed and not accepting. Because a miss, a miss. We were sitting in, it was such a good conversation. We were so deep into it that you didn't even, I tell them that we're like, tell me the conversation, I'll judge,

if it's a deep conversation, I'd if I agree with it. What was it called? Life in general, where, you know, I don't know what part of it was so many interesting topics. That sounds like a million laughs. I think Bobby knows about your side text today. A side text.

Side text. Who'd you side text? Who'd you side text? Me and you. You side text? I'm Black, Leo. You side text the group without me? But that was, no, I sent them business stuff

for to promote Kevin Hart's thing. You didn't need to be. You had nothing to do with us. Oh my I got the side texture talking about nope I was talking about the one about the Kiki co dogs. I didn't text you anything You texted us Christine Are you insane? Well, she isn't saying because she is Christine will be talking about this have right there. I might be nuts You said that she goes, okay hang on. Why would I text you a picture of your dog?

No. Jacob a top. We're doing a pictorial spread entitled Dogs of the Bond Fire. That's like, it's picks up a dog three years ago. Look at the date. Oh my god. You texted today at 1027 on it. You just never look at my text. No, you text it back on that particular thread. That particular thread is

a good one. And so I didn't realize it was old. I don't know that's my bad. Okay, because you texted a weird yeah, you texted on that thread and I thought those were from today. I have a dog. I you weren't up. This was before you were on the show. This was that I was before you on the show. This was when they used to go to lunchens with you because you weren't on the show. This was that one. This was before you were on the show. This was, this was my- This was when they used to go to lunchens with you because you weren't on the show. Oh yeah, I remember that. Did you guys go to lunchens back then?

No. Not even then. I didn't have a luncheon. I have an aneluncheon. We've had lunch together. I had one of my best and the best luncheon ever with you. When? Are you guys going to say goodbye to Dan and embrace Bobby?

I didn't know we could couldn't talk to him again. Can I just say something? I get it. Dan is a magical, talented, beautiful human being. And I get it. And I'm not going to get it in the way of that. Because I love Dan. I love him.

I love him. I love him. Right. He's my son. He's one of my kids that I saw as a little young little guacamole slinger And I took him under my wing and then he grew up and you know We did the first second yet a chance you abandoned all of you And he never looked back

Doesn't regret it for one day of his life and says tells me best decision you were made But now he takes us out for ice cream once in a while But now he takes us out for ice cream once in a while. Let us know. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Not even a text, but he did pay for but he paid for lunch, right? He made you guys his bitches today. You even see it happening. You guys are all bitches now. Black Lou Thanks for picking up though. I appreciate that and that should give me the info I needed for the show because I was a little panicky because of the train and all that and you know I know who to go to now. I missed it by a second because of the conversation. Yes You missed it by a second because I actually hit the wrong by hit the decline button.

I mean, it was ring, ring, click. Damn, man. Ring, ring, click. I did, did. And what was damn was like, he goes, oh, and then Hulk Hogan might come back and go for the belt again and just don't vote Steve Austin and the rocker gonna fight one more time.

Jacob. And I met this wrestler the other day. Jacob, be honest. Lou and Lou, he held the phone up, it said my name and he just, he went, Dan, this out. Yup. Just like that video you guys did. Yeah, we're Dan, call Dan.

That was me showing my loyalty to you, who's here? I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, bless you and I'm here. You are my thing. I'm here for you dude. You're my thing. I'm here for you dude and I know it's hard because you have love for your old dude. And but your new dudes here and when you're ready to fully commit, I'm here.

That's really, that's awesome of you. That's very big of you. Thanks. You're extending the olive branch to say, you take your time. Be with him. Be with him. Be with him.

But when you're ready to fully commit, I'm here. I'm here. I'll be here waiting for you. Right now, but until then, I'll be training Max to beat the shit out of you. But in the air, he is training a one man army to fuck your world up in Las Vegas.

All your weaknesses, your shoulders, your fingers. And we might get approval for fights, for real fights to happen this year at Skankfest so I'm saying we take it right to Fremont Skankfest is announced the VIP tickets are available correct no these are not available they're sold out and fight how many is that a lot wow someone's getting a new bag Someone's getting a new bag. A lot of tickets. It's the half art ticket. That's great. Well, that's in half.

I'm so glad. Precinct. It was really cool. It was the fastest it's ever sold out. It was amazing. It's so, the festival last year, I don't know how you guys felt, but it was really run flawlessly. I mean, the shows, there was no problems.

It was everything, every show was sold out everything was packed you guys add like you added that movie at the last minute that was packed up You guys it was great. That's great. The cigar lounge was so Fucking great to hang out there. I mean it was flawless. It was really great And the comics that you get this was the comics that came in that weren't in the festival Kind of you guys got them spots, so you're kind of helping the younger guys to get on stage that actually helps their self-esteem. It was fucking great, man.

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Could you not be negative about my festival, please? We always are. I love your festival. What's the most negative person of us? I want to be in the promo video. That's it. I'm not. And I still promote it. We want to be Christine.

I still promoted it. And I'm not. Bobby's completely removed from the history of skankfests whenever. I mean, there's just. It's like you weren't even there. We're seeing we want to be for. They used photos from me from years ago. They remove from the history of SkankFest whatever remember. I mean, there's just, it's like you weren't even there. We're seeing what we want to be for.

They used photos from me from years ago when I was fat at the JFL festival for your festival, everyone. Everybody wants to be thin and involved. Everybody will look thin. Stop making this whole fat and uninvolved. They did that to me. They always do that to me.

I always get fucked if that's the way. It's Louis. No, it's not Louis. I get fucked. Moon Tower, when I went there for the first time, I was so excited, and they had all the things up on the poles. And then they had this big ping pong thing, and everybody there, every comic in the festival

had a ping pong paddle with their face on it, except for old Bobby Kane. Oh. Yeah. I mean, when I do GFL, the first couple, my name... I never got a ping pong paddle with my face on it. I did, I didn't either. So I don't think you were there.

You were there? I didn't get shit. They invited me to the ping pong thing, and I'm just sitting there. And I'm like, why am I here? I'm not even, I'm not even honest. Shh. We're playing ping pong.

You have my face. Yes, I know, but okay. Shh. We're playing ping pong. You have my face. Yes. I know, but okay. Okay, yes. Inside voice please. Okay, fine, but my name, I'm here. You invited me here.

And everybody has their face on a ping pong paddle. Okay, I have. Bobby, please. Right now, Lisa Trigger and Dolcey slowed or having a knockdown drag out. Oh, people, okay, fine. But Judith Freeland has a pass on battle face. I know.

All we have are old festival pictures where your face doesn't fit on a pan. Okay. All right, well, that's fine. I sang you my new headshots. I know. We never took the time. God damn it.

I wasn't even at the end. Oh no, Bobby's gonna slip on his oily choke jerk. That the comics come home thing this year. Yeah, yeah, they did the whole promo thing. I'm in it for like two seconds. You murdered. I'm not even in it. It's Mark Marin, it's Burr on the, it's everything.

Everybody, Alex, Fat Edelman, everybody, except me. So Alex is very famous. Yeah, for seven months, he's famous. I actually, they sent it to me to post. So I sent back, I go, hey, great job on the video. Really good stuff. Maybe next one, I could probably get in. But, you know, whatever, great job.

They wrote back. If you do better. No, they wrote back. Oh, absolutely. We got another one coming, we ever heard that before. We got more stuff coming out, and you're on the next one. I was on the next one, they used video from me from three years ago, at 350,

just fat bob walking up on stage. And I'm like, from an old video of me on the, on the night, the Dennis Larry night and comics come home. And it's just me with this fucking triple X shirt that looked like a fucking Mumo. Oh, it's terrible. I-

Yeah, the seller got me with that years ago and they put those two panels outside, down the stairs, but outside. Yeah. Those two panels of people, I mean, they put that up and I was like, working there for a couple of years at that point. And I started looking on it and I was like, hmm, okay, no, not there.

And I just went through all, you know, it's a hundred comics on those things, not on there at all. And I just was like, man, I didn't make the board at all. It's all candidates. This isn't headshots. I know where my headshots are. I never give them a headshot. But like the candidate picture is being there.

I was like, that's pretty weird, and they said, no, no, there's another panel. We're just like figuring out where to put it. Nope. No other panel. That was 15 years ago. It's, I know it does, it's not supposed to matter, but it kind of does those little things.

It never mattered. It stopped mattering to me completely for a long, long time, and then I will tell you this, because it's happened out to two clubs I went to recently. I'm trying to remember which exact ones, but two of them put a, like forever picture up, you know, when you walk in, there's like the comics, like in the frames

and everything on those, two of those put it, and every time I've seen both of them, I was like, all right. Yeah, DC Improv. Yeah, DC Improv. It was a Pittsburgh also. Yeah. They put your photo up and those,

they was the DC Improv? Yeah, like the showroom, the big pictures. Yeah, it's awesome. That's awesome. Yeah, so like but it does matter when I said and then the other one is a Rosemont Zaini's Chicago. Yeah One of the decals it's like on the outside door is Is me I have that in Tampa at side Splitters. Yeah. BT you hook that up. Um, and then they put me on the mural at Uncle Vinnie's. Me too. We don't we don't look at me. It doesn't look like me at all. I think it's like a stick figure with like knuckle gloves. Can I tell you who you look like? You look like you look like a Nicholas Cage. I swear to God.

You look like Nicholas like a little chubby version of Nicholas Cage. Yeah. I swear to God. You look like Nicholas, like a little chubby version of Nicholas Cage. Yeah. I'll take it. Yeah, it's not bad. It's a good one. I'll take it. It could be worse. I'm grabbing our guest.

Is our guest here? Yeah. Oh, right. Oh, lovely. We don't have to take a break now, because we took our break way early. After Gavin Ross, though, came in. Do we, oh, we did, we're not taking a break.

We're just going. Oh, good. What's going on, Luke? Do we have just one more break? Yeah, the one at the end. What do the one at the end? Noise. I do, a noise.

Noise. We have Richie here, should we go through while they're fresh? Take two shorts if you want. You can take a short and a little. Like a pea break? Two short breaks. Could I pee? Yeah.

Because I was holding my pea. Take two short pea break. When we have taken the next break then, though. End of the show like normal. But a lot of shorter. It'll be a form of a quick pee break. Okay, we'll take quick. Pea big will be right back.

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