The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Everything's Different Now (feat. Brian Six)

Episode Date: June 7, 2022

Brian Six joins The Bonfire as Jay gushes about seeing Coldplay last night. Stream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/BonfireFollow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM@DanSoder www.DanSoder.com@BigJayOakerson www.BigJayOakerson.com@Brian6ix

And now the bonfire with Big J. Okreson and Dan Soder. Oh, where do I start? Came floating into the... Well, I saw cold by last night and everything's different now. Everything is, uh, would you say it's all yellow? Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, buddy. Just you saying that reminded me of a banana story from last night at this show. First and foremost, I know I foremost, it's the Bonfire.

Sirius XM, Faxi Talk 103, I'm Dan Soder, that's Big Joe, Chris, and we got a full family today. We have DJ Lewitsky, Christine Marie Evans, our Black King, the Black Tiger, Lewis Jaws, and Jacob Atat. Fucking laced up in Joey Lagardeau today coming in and just a solid fucking t-shirt Just immediately. I always love seeing them because Beezer is beezer is beezer all the time from the you fucked it podcast Brian six aka a Beezer the bees the bees is here happened to be in New York. Why if I pod cast at why if I podcast I've got it you fucked it.

Few and Shader rule. You came on such a glorious day, Brian. Yeah, yeah. So I'll call play last night. I don't know if you heard before, but everything's different now. He kind of, he doesn't walk. He just kind of floats. What?

Chris Martin could do anything you wanted to do right now. A show, dude. Ah, yeah, man. Maybe. You don't mean that gay stuff? Yeah, conscious coupling. Maybe. But I'll tell you, it all lends itself to a theory.

There's so many layers to this night. So many layers. Let's just start with the whole thing that it was a tragedy from the beginning because Me and Josh Adam iris kept saying we're gonna go see cold play when they come around I saw them years ago Dan you got me tickets for me and Justin to go shout out WXRK letting me rig competitions for my friends That was the Viva LaVita tour. I could I could fucking rip off got it. It was 12 years ago

Viva La Vita tour I believe yeah, so they put that that album out. Yeah, I Was so hung over playing that that record specifically that the beginning of that still gives me Metal taste in my mouth like when you're hanging over play out play that if you play La Vita uh... metal taste in my mouth like when you're hanging over play out play that if you play la vida or it's the other video the other video did we would play it on k rock like once an hour and i would just have the six a.m. shift and i'd be up

fucking drink until i get to sleep for four hours is just telling you and you about it and then all my god even it's like it makes my job salivate yet because i would just you'd have to be like hey It's 92.3 K rock New York's only modern rock and here's new cold play don't forget But when they were coming around and Jan Justin were always like juking around about like we should go to a cold Play concert hold hands and hold hands to each other's hands and each other's pockets and this and I was like we did all this I was just like a dude standing outside a fucking stand-up New York or wherever I was and I was like oh I can

fucking just put you guys down on the contest winner thing yeah good yeah just get tickets got us two tickets first of all I went by dance place ever yeah story to two to five Oh, two five five five five five I could say the real address now Because I love it. What was the contest that you rigged? Give away. You're listening to K. Row and you hear Chris Martin when you like I think it was when you hear this song Caller number 93 gets tickets to see them and I was like I believe Dan would have to take 92 phone calls and hang up on them Can you believe that? That rules. Yeah.

Fuck you. Sorry, Dickhead. Sorry, Dickhead. Oh, dude, you were 92. That sucks, such dick. Oh, my. You know what? You really would do that.

You would record a guy and just go, hey, man, what number do you think you are? And you'd be like, I don't know where I am. You're 91. And he's like, fuck! And now you put that on the break. But my favorite thing with collars ever working in radio was when I worked in Tucson, Saturday nights, my roommate would just come to the studio

and we get blackout drunk. And then we would just answer the request line when two lines were blinking. We would answer it, mute our mics, and just they would talk to each other. And dude, it is. it would make me cry laughing Because they'd be like how it's up. K.F. May and the guy's like K.F. May. What's up? They didn't know what they were doing. They'd be like play with the ala gun. He's like

What? Oh, we had it recorded on our fucking 360's. That's hilarious. I wish I had that CD But anyways cold play and when you ingested went I remember that CD, but anyways, Coldplay, when you and Justin went, I remember that concert because I was like, great show. Great show was. They came back and they were like, it was actually a great show. It was a great show.

I like a handful of songs by Coldplay and enough that they did those ones all for sure. Damn, you guys had good seats. There's no seats. So we went to MetLife Stadium. So you just got down in the pit? He just got down in the fucking water. We're already awesome though.

Middle of a Christmas. Like, oh you motherfucker. Oh, and so I want to sing to you fucking pushes! The red hat comes out. Spit it! I started calling for a wall of death. Yeah. I made you a death.

You guys know more from death. All of death. To the scientist. Wall of death. Yeah, it's like, I make you a death. You guys know I'm not from death. All of death to the scientist. All of death. The scientist, when the scientist kicks in, I need you guys to fucking go nuts in here. I'm going to hit the A-cordon scientist and I want to see some fucking blood. So before anything even being at the concert, Josh reminds me like, I know Chris Martin. Like five days ago.

How did I not bring this up? He's my homie. He reminds me goes, Yo, cold play is coming this weekend, like five days ago this weekend, he goes, we said we're gonna go, we should go. And I was like, I'm home this weekend. Absolutely.

It's on Sunday, even better. Like Sunday, I have nothing ever. So I'm like, let'm home this weekend. Absolutely. It's on Sunday, even better. Like, Sunday I have nothing ever. So I'm like, let's go see fucking co-play and I bought tickets. That night, I think, or the next night, I gave Arya ride somewhere and Arya goes, I was like, hey man, I'll see you next week and he goes, or I'll see you Friday, he goes,

yeah, I'll see you Sunday too for the surprise party for friends of ours, is we're having a surprise party. And I was like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,. Or I was like cool dude, to Sunday I'm around, didn't put it in a calendar or anything like that at all and bought these tickets. So R he's doing R he of course, and blaming it all on his girlfriend, but he keeps going, she's furious. What do you guys are in coming?

And he knows me enough to know, I wear that four days. Wanging out, I got Josh going like, come on, we're going to Coldplay. I'm pretty sure he's going to let me get up there and jam. I go, no, listen, we're going to Coldplay. I bought the tickets. So we're going to go to Coldplay. I'm working with Ari and we did, we ultimately go, okay, we're going to come for the surprise of the surprise party,

but we've gotta go. And he's like, all right, so we get that calmed down, day of yesterday morning, that finally gets resolved. How we're gonna work that out. Meanwhile, what's going on behind the scenes is I've been on phone calls, massive amounts of email text, or thread's back and forth, and customer support like chat

For our cumulative hours because my tickets that I paid for a lot for have not shown up still and it keeps saying something went wrong You didn't do the eversion. There was like you wanted it was an eversion. No, no, I always do eversion But some they have to be like third party seller or something. It's just a while Yeah, I know it's talking about and I've had this before, they go, well, sometimes it comes in like day of, even because they don't release the seats. So I'm like, all right, you know, like I kept talking to all these people

and they go, don't worry until like day of, day of come, nothing. Still not, did you go to your Chris Martin poster in your room? And be like, Chris? Chris? Are you trying into the pillar?

I can't, and then gets up and goes Chris? I mean I need a big favor. So, fuck all of those. I'm gonna need you to look down upon me right now. Send this for- Chris, for I don't come to you for much. Slowly looking up-

When I need you. Yeah, I need you. I need you. Um, when I left Auri's house, I didn't have tickets still. You just knew you were gonna get in there. Well, no, I'm gonna have to figure out a fucking refund with these people somehow. Christ only knows how long that's gonna take.

For a lot of money, got the same exact thing. We just wanted general mission. We wanted to be on the floor. Yeah. For less than half the price, day of. We just went and we went. So you never got them? Got them. Oh, yeah, we got them. It's good for less than half the price day of we just went and we went. So you never got them?

Got them. Oh, we got them. It's gone for less than half the price. Oh, good. No, but I'm saying the original tickets. No, I still have to work figure out a refund from them. And it's a lot. It's a lot.

I am, dude. That sucks. It sucks. But there. Was it like through a app? Yeah, SeekGeek. That's why you use. I know, but sometimes it's just a third party.

Sometimes better just to go through ticket master. Their fees are less than SeekGe. Yeah, that's why you take it master. I know but sometimes it's just a third party. Sometimes better just to go through ticket master Their fees are less than Seek geeks to Damn, but they try. I mean, I don't know like this customer support was good, but like you think at the final moment They're like fuck this guy. I gotta see I gotta see they were making you think they're like dude. You sure about this? Yeah, it's not freezing man. Oh, I did free're going to get he was going to get new jerseys top negotiator. And he goes, you know what? I'm holding on these tickets. I'm safe. This guy really wants to do this. Make that move. Wacky parking traffic. Wacky. Oh, met life. Yeah. Well,

now there's that mall over there. Not to the American Dream Halls open. So that giant ski jump though the sports complex. We keep laughing. We keep laughing our asses off because they built one of the mall of America company. Oh, okay. Built one in Jersey. It's right next to MetLife's.

Out in the mesh. Out in the mesh. Yeah. We were laughing though saying it's like, yeah, because I want to go grab a new hat and some sweatpants. I'm gonna run over to the mall just in four hours of traffic to go. It seems like a nightmare

And there's an event going on at MetLife Don't go to the mall every event. It's insane like that crossover is a bad thing I had two friends come out for the Broncos Seahawks Super Bowl Yeah, I got there when the Broncos got their shit pushed in by those stupid sea chickens And dare complaint about the whole thing was like that traffic on the way back was fucking wild. I had friends go to WrestleMania at MetLife and they stopped taking buses at a point

and people were stranded out there. All I've heard about going to MetLife is that it fucking sucks to get to and get home from. Getting home is great, that was no problem at all, but it was going there was a pain in the ass. Like when you get to like the exits, it's just because it's all these cars going it's like one line basically for 60,000 people

or whatever it is, you know what I mean? And just hungry for fucking. Did you leave early though? Because I've heard nothing but bad about leaving there. You'll just sit if you don't leave early. Oh, oh, I guess leaving we were. Yeah, it was a lot of traffic in that line to get about leaving there. You'll just sit if you don't leave. Oh, oh, I guess leaving we were. Yeah, it was a lot of traffic in that line to get out of there, but the thing is like,

once you get into the line, it moves right away. So that wasn't crazy. It was like 20 minutes maybe. It wasn't nuts. For what it is, it wasn't bad at all. For having no alternative, other than taking a train, which I'm not into at all.

You don't live that track life. I'm not gonna live that track life, dude. What am I a hobo? I do. I like personally like riding the rails, but that's what you do. I know you do. You do.

I like having a story in my heart. That's gonna be that ghost from ghost. Yeah, the guy just said. You're gonna have to say it. You're gonna have to say it. This is where I hang out. Hey, I was playing solitaire on my phone. What's your life?

What's your life password? Hey,itaire on my phone. What's your wife's password? Hey, got off my truck. So we parked the car. We open up our mushroom chocolates and we take them. That's when the night starts going rad. Like real good. We took whatever the perfect amount was. I don't know how.

I should say that, not probably not for me. I probably, I guess, should have taken more, because it never smacks me the way it smacked everybody else, but I was feeling them enough that it was good time. We get inside and first person I see. Yeah. It's just Christine and Jay actually, in actuality, they never saw Coldplay.

Yeah, they were just on the parking lot looking for fucking Just looking for shit in the gravel. Dan. Everyone's like who are these two people? I'm like Dan I like your joke, but we didn't see cold play. We witnessed cold play. Oh It was who opened the book of poems now The burn sage and it's brought about it might as well when we get in there still daylight So there's a lot going on one This concert is being powered completely by

Renewable energy so what they have is these dippy fans They haven't cracking bicycles you take turns' bicycle, there's like 20 bikes. By the way, when you sat down on the phone today, I thought you were kidding. No, there was bicycles. So someone just had to sign up and ride a 5K to get through the scientists? No, you don't sign up.

You just go, you can do it for a minute and then somebody else will jump over. You got somebody, won't? You guys want any beers? I'ma pop out and go ride about four miles. Yeah, power up one of the right-hand states. That's a big point of, a fucking painting party. As pictures of it. When people are like, come you go. I'm a painting party as pictures of it when people are like come over I'm in a painting party like you're put me to work. Yeah, so I'm gonna talk about a painting party. Yeah, I like this

I'm Chris mind's like really it's gonna be a lot easier if you guys help move me Yeah, I'm gonna catch and I've got my grand piano moving part the bend down the stairs is weird for the lazy boy You guys we can do this. Oh, I was and I'll sing while you do it You do you don't fucking sing for you. So they're cranking their bikes. Yeah, also. There's two There they go. Yeah, there's two dance floors. It's like a gay or a palatol. There's two there's two dance floors like a gay or palatol There's two dance floors on the floor too that are kinetic dance floors. What does that mean? The people moving on it is like creating electricity Dude you would you just be they would only need you Jacob. You just go in the middle that start fucking cut it up

Oh, dude. You start fucking getting the motorcycle down Yeah, it's like it's happening all you see you see from space, you see your senior Jersey lighting up. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh overload of energy. We go get some drinks, our sodas and waters and whatnot. And then we come out to watch, getting a spot to watch her, her opened. Mm-hmm. Who you love, your biggest music crush. Love the album. I've heard the album multiple times, like it.

Me and you know, both agree on this. I don't necessarily like her music's not my kind of music. There's those two songs that I know that I think are great. I think I'm'm gonna go fuck myself. But uh, not for sure, but she just fucking, she's just gorgeous and so talented. I don't even know who this is. Her name's her, yeah. H-E-R. H-E-R. She's like girl prince, dude. She rocks. She's awesome. Just cut to the end when she's shredding. But she closed her set with this song and man she just was great so talented man. She ruled her, go to the end when she shreds. Whoa. And then keep changing the volume of the character. Yeah, that's not hot come on piece. No, I mean I just I've literally never heard of a great piece

Or as daydiner she got off. He's like you're solos. All right. Yeah heard of her ruin her I don't know you ever seen AC DC I'm like I don't know if you've ever seen Kansas in the 70s Carry on my wayward son, he fucking rips that. So, probably learn your classics and then maybe we can go get a cup of coffee. She's just walking by, I don't like fake ass Ted Nugent. Nugent even allow you on his ranch. No way.

Forgotten Key West, some lady told me that she's probably Chris Robinson from the Black Cros daughter. Her mom was a groupie and it's Chris Robinson from the Black Cros or the fiddle player of Kansas. What? Is who really? This girl's dad. One of the, but you know there's also or some guy named Paul. Yeah. And in reality it's just a sadder one like the guitar tech. For sure. Who's like like dude, I don't know Where are fucking or a local guy who worked in a royal farm? Yeah, there's a blue allot in her after a Kansas show, and I think she just wanted a story to be better She said she fucked the fiddle player, but I did tell her I was a fiddle player

I told her I messed around on the fiddle and I knew a couple Kansas songs, but I noodle on the fiddle So her opens Gales it and then it's still light out. Yeah, it was getting, it was starting to get like dark and right at, right at dusk, go play their screen start going. And then two of the twinkiest twinks walk out on stage. I mean, wearing nothing essentially, like they're painted and whatever. And they come out and they've never been on microphones before. They're both foreign.

Yeah. One of them. I love kinetic energy. I have a, there's theories on this show. I have so many things to talk to you about. What are they called? There's two guys. What do I call that?

What do I call that? What do I call? I can't say them in the radio. No, I can say what they're called in the radio. Do you have the video or pictures? I thought you meant this was like a opening axe. Nope, they just, what they do is they come out and they go, hello everybody's.

We go, yeah, everyone cheer and he goes, just before the co-play comes out, he goes, we're gonna show a little video to show you how this concert is running on all renewable and they just play like a three-minute video about how you're peddling and all that shit does stuff and then it comes back to them and then now our honeymoon video that's what we're here for there we go ow ow ow and Chris Harvey used to it by now but he's still hurt Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, from opening bell, just lights this fucking place on fire.

What do they open? I mean, for a song I didn't know. And it's still got you. Dude, can I say something? Any song that's even decent becomes amazing when you have a confetti can involved. A confetti can and changes everything. Fucking beach balls. First song.

Seven thousand beach balls came out. Well, also, did you say, have you said the big thing when you walk in with a give you yes which is you give you a wrist band to put on uh... this is a really good thing that they did that have time with the super yes they do it every show

it's into a program so where you're standing which by the way one big fan of that when i was so stressed out about the Niners at halftime and then Shakira and Jailer singing and my wrist is blinking I couldn't even have gathered my the idea of being miserable with this thing on my wrist What a funny thing to have happened. I'm furious with a blinky wrist. And it's like, you can't have me like, you can't have me like, you can't have me like, you can't have me like, you can't have me like,

you're fucking the homes. You can't have me like, you can't have me like, I'm telling you, Dan, we had these bracelets on. And that I was going into this concert. I was kind of, I was like, oh, cool, we're gonna see Coldplay. I was more excited about her. I was like, oh, wow, we're see Coldplay. I was more excited about her. I was like, oh wow, we're gonna see her. I really wanted to see her.

And we, I mean, as soon as the music hits and the fucking, all the bracelets light up, I was like, this is gonna be one of the best shows I've ever seen. You could just feel it from the moment it started. I was like, this is going to be one of the best live shows I've seen. I'm gonna say this genuine moment here

for the over the last six several years with Christine on that show, whatever that amount of mushrooms was, whatever it was, I thought the show was phenomenal, but like it wouldn't be my favorite concert ever because musically it wasn't my favorite, but like it was amazing. Well, I'd say that.

Hang on, Christine Christine cut loose to she was having so much fun. She was smiling all the time. I've she danced in a way I saw my life. Ten years. I've never seen her dance like this before. I was even looking down almost going like all right Christine moving. She was the best dancing I've ever seen Christine do, and it was in place dancing, and it was still, she was having so much fun, it made me so happy.

I literally started happening, where the music of the Spheres tour and the way the sky looks, you're just like, oh my god, and I was like, I didn't know we were at a fucking dance party, I had no idea walking into that, that that's what it was gonna be. And it was like this like live show dance party, the whole time. Chris Martin's listening right now,

and his car, he's going, that's right. It's exactly what I'm on in. Well, it looks like it was a six. If you're listening Chris, now to give a couple of my theories on what's going on. Uh oh, child brides. Well, Christine had a good one.

She had a real good one. That's pretty good. The stage is set up sort of, it looks. Well, first week comes out too. A Fantasia. Yeah. Yeah, they come out to Fantasia. You know that ass movie, great.

Good stuff, Disney. And then the clean company. And then the stage is set up. Love's God. At first, it's like, it's set up like a half arc screen behind them and then two circle screens. Mm-hmm over here. Christine goes, it's like the mouse ears is like the design of the stage. And he comes at the Fantasia and Christine goes, I bet they're not.

He's like, oh, they might be Nazis. It's the whiteest event of events. It's a genetic. Whatever it is. They not. But they think about their outfits and the V and they wear all the. be Nazis white whatever they think about their outfits in the v and they wear all the tight uniformy stuff had some points

all while the trains to run on time singing me so you guys that was your first error. They're not. He's like, good and talk. Good and talk.

I met like, Austin G and Slam and the scientists. The scientists is about fucking, uh, yeah, all the experiments I did with you. Yeah. All the eugenics. Maybe following up copies of mine. He goes to read the lyrics of the scientist. It's really gonna upset you Yeah, it's got to hear without the music behind it. It's pretty dark shit It's like dude Joseph Mangalo was into some fucked up shit, and I think I think Chris Martin's super into it

If co-play just played backwards He's your Yeah, dad's a bad dad. I always like my dad. He'd off his Yorker. He'd have his Yorker. Now play that back. And it was all yellow. Yeah.

Southbound, did y'all. Southbound. Yeah, Hitler. Yeah, did that. That was a third Reich. Shall rise. Southbound, oh. Zapp, don't the bank.

What if I told you that there was a thing called Operation Coldplay? Yeah, you don't evendow girl. Zapp, don't the bank. What if I told you that there was a thing called Operation Coldplay? You don't even know that Coldplay is a reference to a thing. Coldplay was actually a Nazi program, man. Yeah. They're all sleepers, else. God, love that. Now that's what a lot of people would say,

and I want to argue, is a far-fetched theory. Sure. Sure. But you and Christina are on enough mushrooms to be scared. Well nervous. Here's what I'm certain of. Good, so I'm taking a stance on this one. I think that was off the roof.

You got to slap. Good. I do want to say, because the amount of mushrooms they're on was very, very, very tiny. Where things were like a little blurry, but it wasn't anything like. I'm prosecuted, Dan, and I got you on charges. You're on mushrooms too late. Here's the theory that I'm prosecuted and I got you on charges your options too late

Here's the theory that I'm almost certain of and I'll stand by this with my choke jerk theory Possibly your greatest theory. Yeah, this might be my second best one conscious on coupling with Quinn with Paltrow a No argument separation divorce moving on the The Goop goddess. With one of the, one of the you can't argue, if you're going to the Paltrow, like being married to Chris Marley, she'd still get wet standing inside stage of what was there last night. Yeah, dude, you're telling me, I'm getting a third hand and I'm all wet. Right. She'd get wet from seeing that show after fucking him seven bazillion times.

He plays chopsticks quickly, I'll fuck him. Here's my bet. He just hits the knuckles. T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t- Chris Martin is gay on cocaine. He is that gay dude his dude would make show them on camera they get close to him his eyes are always like fucking open dude and he dances around very willy nilly. He a lot of pinks and blues and it's he's just got a sort of a feminine thing to him. He's in shape for his age. Do you think the lock going on? I think this dude's a gay man. Do you think the two twinks that came out introduced him?

Do you think those are his snaps for an hour? Absolutely, I know. Yes, I said, well, Christine, what I say in the car, one for each ball. For each ball. Yeah. And he just, do you think that's like the fish that they toss, Shamu?

Absolutely. And he goes, yeah, I go slow down, boys. Is playing for both of you. Sorry. Oh, man, you guys are hungry afterwards. And we do that to the last stadium. Fish you want food? Fish you want the food?

The parking's not going to be the only thing that's plugged up here tonight. Is it from last night? Yeah. Is it jacked? He's in good shape. But he dresses stupid. We don't say.

Yikes. He's a ham on stage. Look, you know, he just said to the piano, like this guy works the stage. He dances all over the stage. So your theory is that he's a closet gay man. I do. I think he's a closet gay man. I do. I think he's a closet gay guy.

Get out, dude. I could get on board. Kailn Cocaine, dude, they got his eyes and that thing. He was like, dude, it's so funny when you see this the best Sunday ever. When you grow up and then you just start noticing how many people are on Cocaine on television, especially during live shit, like award shows.

They're like, yeah. Yeah. That's not good enough. I love the death. I don't know if he was on Coke, but during that Miley Cyrus New Year's Eve thing, I was like, damn dude, either Pete is jacked. He's on a lot of coffee or a punnel blow

because you can see his eyes through the sunglasses. He was like, this is not supposed to fall, but it's pretty crazy. I'm like, God damn dude. You guys like on me? Yeah. You guys want to take a rod at me?

How fucking kill you all? Tony Montana in it, but Chris Martin, you just saw him fucking pie-eyed, huh? I think this guy is, first of all, his age, that energy puts out there. Told us he, he's gotta be late 40s. Think he's doing some tea? Think he's doing some testosterone?

You, maybe even 50s, early 50s, yeah. He's dating Dakota Johnson. 45, well I was totally wrong. Hell, it's Gweneth Poucho. 49. 49, yeah. He's getting old bitch. I don't want to shop with you anymore.

Oh my God, you're looking old back. Just take care of the kids and shot it. He's a pig. I can't trust this guy though. He's got like four first names. Yeah. Christopher Anthony John Martin That's crazy. Oh, dude you got four fours nuts to his bad fours KJ name that there's gay lovers. He's like, oh, there's Christopher. There's Anthony. There's John. There's Martin. Yeah, I take him off one free toll

Right at the moment Jay was like he's probably gay was like Ray the moment where I was like man I'd love to fuck that man like I really I was like whoa like it'd be so fucking awesome to just like fuck Chris Martin And then he's like well, that's the one way straight Why would fucking be so like what do you think he what gives you the energy? Like I mean I can see it sex with that energy. Okay, cuz I was gonna say I could see you being, they'd be in fingered by him because he's got those piano hands. You know probably knocking him back to seven ways. He gets in the groove. Yeah, he stops on your foot,

that just fingers the fuck out of you. Because this is, this is, this is, this is, that's not the cold, no that's not the cold dead is. It's the talent. Turns out dancing around does get me wet. Yeah, totally well have fun You want to face the same fetus when it's power tro when you get turned down You're there. He's gonna take a dump in your couch before he fought you. That's hilarious to make it like a but hole

Yeah, do you mind if I give you a little butt burrito? Just what is that you guys? It's actually pretty complicated, but I poop in your pussy and then I shove it in and then I stick my penis in it If you're stuck on the sex you're boys, but we boys bum sure Whatever rocks your boat. Yeah, I do the world with Josh dancing Yeah, what's he was he doing? I? No, you know Josh was Notting No, you want fucking now? You doing hippie girl? Me and Josh were dancing, the game was like nodding.

He goes, hey, hey, Jay, watch out. This giant ball's gonna hit. Do you have the video you took of all the lights and you come around to me and Josh? Oh, yay, yay, yay, yay, yay, yay, yay, yay, yay, yay. Hey, I'm gonna start dancing. You just follow suit. No, Josh was gonna know a lot of mushrooms thing

where he started like, eyes closed, a little dough to himself for a little bit Did you get video now just twerking his nips? I should close. He's a Megan the stallion and it just Well she's bringing that up what no one saw coming at this concert. Oh Actually, let me the blood the slayer blood back. Let me start. Let me start saying the hilarious like negative The hilarious negative stuff. It starts pouring blood. The war.

Raining blood. I want to do a little cover called raining blood. Everyone's like, no, what? Yeah, that would be great. Let me give the, well, the other cool thing before I start getting on the negatives and the ridiculouses for J's, J's gripes. That's our new segment. The big surprise, DJ Lou thought of you immediately 30 feet from us.

I got pictures of that too to show how close we were. They fucking just just bruised springs to you now and now when he comes on stage and does two songs with them. That's that outside he lives at MetLife. He's just got a cot in the basement. He goes, who's playing tonight? I don't know, Bieber. I'm gonna stay asleep.

Yeah, I'll be down here. I'm gonna finish Stranger Things. Stranger things season 411's getting bullied in a way Some believe me. Yeah, you shut up shut up and they go Bruce. It's me Chris Martin your favorite Nazi He goes oh hell man. I'll come up. What do you want me to say? Oh They say it's right working on a dream. That's the song dude. It's great Bruce Springsteen to have to see close because you might, I don't know the song very well. It's just going Lifting an armor Fuckin' he's like one two three

Oh, we're gonna pop you can see you can see my hand there probably that's my hand Sting is oh by the way Dan you want to know what I was doing right here? I had my hands up and wiggle my fingers So we could have the fireworks happen you have to do jazz hands to see fireworks. Yeah, we got cheerleader training. No, it's not my high school free throw. We didn't have to. We asked us if we would and we did.

Yeah. You do what Chris Martin says in that moment. Hey, as everyone now, I'm also going to be putting homosexuals, Catholics and blacks on trains, not just Jews. Yeah. He's controlling the whole crowd. Sounds familiar. Yeah, that sounds pretty good.

Is he doing it from a balcony? Hmm. Do you have any art history? He's like, let's get bros up. Yeah, he wants to keep putting our arms up in the air for our blinky lights. I know what's happening. Um, look at the dip and dot sign, dude. And yet dip and dot.

All day long. Dip and dot. Oh, I and dot Bruce coming out awesome. We'll hear I want to hear the pop okay Those are getting a hot dog What the fuck? What the fuck? That's my t-shirt icon. I wear my shirts as tight as Bruce does. Hey, what's up? I'm here for everyone with an under bite. I'm here to sing for everyone. Bruce Bruce goes, well, the guy's got a tattoo, am I as well sing the song. He goes, well, I love being here. I remember when the Giants made me lose my ass, dropping one of the redskins in 94. He just did the generic game for me. He just beat up all his losses. He said, you remember that thying game?

Joe thizing game? I had the redskins. He just bit her about all the Betsy lost in that life. He just, I'll learn, I can't believe I'm standing here Can't believe I took that over on that Jets Titans game in 2016 I lost 30 thousand dollars. What do you want to sing you little query? Jacob, you know, I thought of you yesterday Oh

I thought about you yesterday Jacob when I was looking up in the in the rafters there at the famous Jets names up there and I'll tell you who was up there. How do them are ghast and yeah, Jake can I tell you right now all weekend all weekend and grand rapids. I was just singing to myself was a bit. Yeah, I love it. Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, how did the mock-ass to know? You know, you know why? Because at the, where the show's wearing Grand Rapids. It was inverted. It was inverted. It was, where the green room was, was down this long haul.

And there was a movie theater attached. So in the hallway, when you would walk to the green room, you would hear top-gun through the wall. Is there a play in Maverick next door? Okay. And it was like, you know, I was walking late after a show. You could tell it was the end of the movie because it was like,

ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba. And I was like, oh, that's the end, because I'm gonna see it tomorrow. So I was like, all right, if I could only see it. But at one point, I was like, here's your movie ring, y'all are the my guest to know. You know?

Perfect. So yeah, that's a hit. You got yourself a hit. Sure. Mark asked to do his name was up there in the bleaches. Like, there he is. I was good. You know what's funny?

This is how I'm not good at social media or anything. I thought it would be funny to film when Bruce Springsteen like was still was singing and then slide it over. funny to film when Bruce Springsteen, like, was still singing, and then slide it over. And then, like, I don't know how to do the thing, and then I want to say, when it swings over, stop listening to Bruce Springsteen and Chris Martin. And then you say, this situation is hotter than Mark Gast,

you know, and then, like, I didn't have a switch to... I didn't have a gas, I didn't. But I don't know how to do that shit. You can give it an easy. But I thought about it a lot. I don't know how to do that shit. You can give her anything. But I thought about it a lot. I thought about doing that so much. Did you guys see, I know you just said just seeing it tomorrow.

They just all took you up for the maverick. Yeah, I thought it was dumb. Yeah, that was pretty dumb. But it was fun. Yeah, very fun. Yeah, we saw him on Wednesday in Philly. Yeah, because of the Philly's game. Our miles teller.

Yeah, and fucking Shane. But I was like, there he is. I spot McKeever told us he ran into him before we all met up down the game, and then I was like, you're kidding me, because I'm obsessed with the offer. The show on Paramount. It's amazing. I heard it's great.

It's so good. Yeah, it's on Paramount Plus. Yeah, dude, whoever casted the show should be the only casting person in the kid day of playing young Pacino. I thought it was like CGI. Like it's about it's about a It's about a The godfather of the name of it. Yeah. Yeah, and like with deal with Joe Colombo and the rest of the mob and everything It's a jevon or a bc He actually kind of talks like you guys Josh Adam Myers impression. Yeah, he really does this. Oh, that's my homie

Oh jevon or a bc because I know he does, there's. Oh, that's not how I mean. Oh, Giovanna Rabise, because I know him. He's stealing my voice. Yeah. Oh, Shane met, like, so we, at the end of the game, we left and we kind of like split up and not, we all met over at Xfing live because of street and fucking right as I'm walking in, he posts a picture with him in my eyes.

I was like, you're a mother fuck. Did he bump into him? We saw him. He was like you're a mother. Did he bump into him? We saw him. He was like we were right behind home plate and he was down by the dugout. I can't point knows like I Just kept pointed at him. Yeah, I know what the deal and I when I found out his name in the in Mavik is Rooster. Yeah, I was like if they don't play fucking Allison Chains there. They came to snuff on dude. Nope What a miss now to this major miss like if they don't play fucking Allison chains, dude, they came to snuff on dude. Nope. God, what a myth. No, to this major miss. Oh, so this was the good thing.

Now we're starting to get him wacky, this concert. One, Chris Martin does two, two, duets with a puppet. It's the craziest thing I've ever seen in a concert. Okay. He does two full duets with a puppet. It's the craziest thing I've ever seen in a concert. He does two full duets with a puppet who's just malthing. There's a puppets here on stage making a puppet pretend the sing the song is playing over the speaker. I think it's like an Asian sex doll. Yeah. It's bring me one of my Japanese lif life like ones. I want to do a romantic song with her. It's so blue Allowed in the two of us before the show. It's very very strangely sings with a puppet bring out a puppet

It sounds like a crazed king Well, you know, they're also because one of them the puppet was behind like a Like a desk of some sort of something, but the first one, the puppets just out there with like a puppets here as a dressing a ninja. So you have to act like you don't see him. Well, he puppets. Oh God, this, when they ran this idea, there was two guys in the fucking band who strained their eyes from rolling. Oh, these are, oh puppets like Muppets. I'll tell you what, I'll tell you this was I've ever seen

That's her right in front very with the Maryland man tonight's But look at these guys jamming to puppets if it's stupid. Yeah, this is like he's basically imitating like celebration station Damn dude. No one here knows celebration I know I know celebration station that was fucking that was I'm assuming it's the Chuckie cheese band. It's the Chuckie cheese. Yeah, we're stuck. So it's our version. Yeah, that's our branch off our Chuckie cheese had a mass shooting at it.

Cause that's Colorado. Damn. Didn't really? Yeah, hell yeah. Fucking Nathan Dunlap. By the way, I was in middle school. He killed my fucking. Did you get it?

He killed my fucking he was a high school kid. He killed my fucking soccer coaches brother. And then we fucking won the Aurora In. Yeah, shout out whatever your name was Sorry Nathan Dunlap let that chopper sang at a fucking Chuckie chief I guess he worked there and got fired and came back and fucking shot it up But it was a cheese magic caring about that fucking job And that fucking banjo playing bear

took over the shoulder. Never could play the banjo again. Son of a bitch. God, did he caught a stretch? Singing with a puppet's pretty bizarre. Yeah. It was a weird thing that was, and he did it twice.

Twice. It was very weird. Now, the most surprising thing that I, that anyone could have imagined at a cold play concert was, well, you're getting the, the people at the concert, good people watching, because everyone's the same with like a little tinge of difference. You know what I mean? Yeah, you're going real, but you're going real basic white, but like young Yeah, I said what there was there was a lot of noobs new boobs new boobs And they couldn't wait to like rock them out

But you can see where their chest like it's the skin probably hurt still because they just came in and they're so excited There's like hard This is fake tic. This is in shape successful That's it rock not fake tip. I'm telling you new boobs like 17-year-old girl who's looking for tits hurt because they just came in yeah the other way I thought it was a bunch of girls with fucking Scottsdale tits No, just an plungy fucking

Hippie-ish adon my husband likes when I show them off No hippie-ish adults, okay Sort of who looked a little out of place there too and then plenty of just like fratty bro I was gonna say a lot of Cacky shorts with boat shoes and fucking flip-flops. A lot of collared short sleeve shirts. A lot of not giving a fuck about the shoes at all. Of course, bro. Like wearing like dancing on that.

You got a dance on that. You got a dance on that fucking kinetic dance floor. Yeah, a lot of dad shoes there for sure. But at one point, I just saw where it starts to kick off, but I guess some young hot chick with like a unicorn painted on her face or something walks by and bumps into there is a 20 something year old big fat lady. Her mother who looks like a little old fucking weirdo. Perfeator?

A weirdo. Her mom for sure and another one of their friends. I keep her on my phone and zoom keep her. Yeah. And she bumped into, like I guess the cute chick, like bumped into them some way, or maybe didn't acknowledge it or some way. And the fat lady, water, whatever it was,

like throws water, like gets it, like hits her good, like on the face and shit. And that girl tells her, I was like throws water like nice gets it like hits are good like on the face and shit and that girl turns around she's like what the fuck and then uh the fat lady was like that's fucked up what you just did which I'm sure it wasn't that big of a deal whenever she did you know I mean she goes fucked up what you did and then the girls kind of walked back to her the cute young girl and then the mom started to come over and get in her face nice dude mom of bears out and then people were like that's enough It's not what they kind of broke it up for a second so didn't get anywhere and then the cute chick runs back and fuck it

Just I mean kicks this lady right in her fat ass. I mean just gave her a launch in the ass and then was actually a question kickwise Was it up and in or was it forward forward? So she gave her a fucking 300 kick in the dish. She spartan kicked her ass nice. For sure. Yeah. And then how did the money get us? No. She couldn't believe what was happening

once she got kicked in the ass. And then security. Probably wore it. Security came over and broke it up. And then I had such a fun time laughing with security. How about I go, he goes, dude, Jets games, I get it, something I get it, it happens all the time, he goes,

I've never seen a nicer group of people in my life and have fucking fight break. He couldn't believe it, he was like, they was insane. He was doing yellow. By the, good punchline kill for Steve. Oh, good race, you're good. Oh, yeah. good, right? You're good, right? You say those.

Yeah. She's doing this. What are you about to, Jay? Yeah, we're, Jay, we're, we're about to say it was during yellow. It been like a funny way. You know, I mean, I would have found the words to introduce that better. But let's let never funny in her life, Christine. Bang, bang.

It just goes, Jay, forgot to say it's during yellow. That was a meaningful. Let me say something. Jay. I'll get it out. It was all yellow. She's her singing it. It was all yellow. That was the song playing. Yeah. Fights during concerts that shouldn't have fights at our, I mean, you got to witness it. You got to see the rarity. Oh, a concert. I've seen a fight of Dave Matthews band concert. Drunken for sure. Junk and frapp boys.

The best fight I ever saw in my life was that Kenny Rogers concert where I was working at security. And at the end, they were like, if you guys were like, we were done. And they're like, just walk through the gate, take your shirt off. And you can like run, wear the T-shirt under your yellow shirt.

And you can just watch the concert. Do we walked in and took our shirts off and we turned the corner and this guy, I've told you this story, it was holding a beer and his girlfriend was holding a shirt and just fucking punching him in the face and he was like trying to get her off while keeping the beer up.

It was, she whooped his ass and security was like, you guys were here, right? We're like, we're like 16, we're like, no. No. No way to do it, but that makes sense because it's a country concert. Yeah. You could see fights, domestics at a country,

makes you a thing. Oh, domestics, all day long, I'd assume. I would assume that too, but cold play, you don't think there's gonna be any violence. No, it's depending, speaking of that, I watched that Hulu XXX sentation, documentary, not's a documentary. Not a good kid.

Pfft. Here's what it's also, it's a funny thing happened to me at 44 years old right now, is I can't get swept up in the, and I'm putting heavy quotes on this, brilliance of an 18 year old, like when they,

cause they're all, you know, they do everything on live and all the stuff constantly. And like it's an 18 year old, 19 year old, 20 year old, impressing 14 year olds, cause like they say, where they're like, I just, it just came to me in a dream last night that like, you get out what you put into the world, you know what I mean? Like if you, if you give, if you give good good you get good back, you know, it's just like

Keep that I just like they'd be saying it was like I just discovered that so I'm the one that discovered Yeah, so I don't know if the name that Exexo takes you yeah, he goes I was I just thought that had this feeling that it's all yellow It was all yellow, but you know, I mean? And like, I'm thinking of that. Right now, I'm thinking it's all yellow. And there's a fat lady getting kicked in the ass right now. Dude, that, that, that, that documentary is rough because clearly the kid was mentally fucked up here and there,

but that's what it is. He's fucked up. I forgot about the pictures of his girl. And I was like, shh, dude, yeah. So I was the thing about him like he. Who is this? Who is this? So he was a rapper that got killed. The only thing I know about him is that documentary on him he's five foot three

full of piss and vinegar okay what was with that dude when he went up to the house he's like where you at right exactly so beaten him and of course he's on Instagram live and I'm like this is yeah he's a piece of shit for sure um talented also I'm sure For sure Talented also, I'm sure but like Fucked his chick up. Yeah, like beat the hell out of her and like Was like waterboarding her at one point of the thing like in a bathtub like took a brownie or a hairbrush and Jesus Christ yeah He maintains so he's like she came home like that. I think she got jumped He said yeah, I think she got jumped and she was was she being like now he beat the shit out of me. Yeah, oh yeah

Yeah, she's like he beat the shit of me and then like His mom apologized to her like posthumously. I like the mom Confession from beyond the grave rapper admits beating his pregnant girlfriend stabbing nine people in secret recording Yeah, he's not a good dude. Oh, but he's all he's very very very mentally disturbed. Yeah on the grave, rapper admits beating his pregnant girlfriend, stabbing nine people in secret recording. Yeah, he's not a good dude. He's very, very, very mentally disturbed. Yeah, he definitely is. And I said, you know, I'm sure a talent in some degree of what he does, but it's just

like a- It's kind of just how you see how that like plays out like bipolar and men versus women is that men it, it goes like angry. Like women just go kind of like crazy in their own way, men go like angry and violent. Yeah, I don't know if that's exclusive. Well, butterly posted a video today about a woman flipping out in Starbucks

and I'd seen someone else post that video and I went down a wormhole and there's women's yelling in Starbucks and she's like, why do I have the contracts? Why do I have the contracts? And it's like one of those Twitter videos that you see everyone shitting on and she's like, what are the contracts? What are the contracts? And it's like one of those Twitter videos that you see everyone shitting on and they're like, white ladies added again,

Starbucks ran out of the fucking whatever drinker, whenever and then you see the woman from Starbucks, I went down like at the airport yesterday, went down a wormhole and I found this TikTok video that was posted on one of the tweets of the girl that she was yelling at from Starbucks and she's like, yeah, this lady's mentally ill. She's just crazy.

She came in and ordered a coffee and then stood in the corner and argued with herself for 40 minutes and then came back five hours later screaming. But that clip of her screaming goes on the internet and everyone's like, Karen. Yeah. And you're like, she's fucking, she fucked up. Yeah.

We're a woman in our neighborhood that sometimes she would be fine and pleasant and sometimes she'd be Wigging out and if somebody was like filming her and one of her wig outs, it would you know, you know, you know Just think what the fuck? She was black though, so she was like Karen, they look like for and for ease But Karen was AE. Yeah, it's a Karen, but it spelled like flavor. Flav said it She's an idiot, too, though.

Remember, she's like, I didn't realize they'd come down on them like that. I'm like, you showed up to the police office, both of your fucking eyes, and documentary. Yeah, she's like, I never gonna like put them in jail for a while. Yeah, what do you think of fucking laundry list of a rock? But what is she? Yeah, you want to ask her like, what did you think the end result is going to be?

And she's like, did they would talk to him? Yeah. He's like, make him see the error of his ways. He's like, dude, he water-borted you, like you had secrets. Oh, yeah, that's right. They have the recording of him going, like she should be scared for her life. She thinks I'm going to kill her.

And it's pretty well, at one point, it's the funniest thing that made me like, a fucked up thing, but on a quainton, they even say it and it goes on a quainton of his, that was with him one day. So they were in a car together, all of them. And he made a joke, the kid himself made a joke, and then his girlfriend laughed at it.

She was like, ha, ha, ha, and he was like, when you straighten the room, we get home. The girl on the car was like, well, I guess he didn't like her laughing at the ha, and he was like, when you straighten the room, we get home. The girl in the car was like, well, I guess he didn't like her laughing at the joke and then he goes, excuse us. And he goes, he just went in the room and just heard him beat the shit up. And that's when he put her in the bath tub and shit.

And it's like, for laughing at his joke, that joke wasn't for you. Yes. What made you laugh? Tell me, set up, premise, punch? Oh man, although, listen, I want to be fair to everybody and say that if there was a tub in here when Christine Banked that yellow thing I would have fucking drowned her in it for a while. That's why I call you XXXXJ

You do have like the white guy version here. He's got the black guy version of me. Yeah, dude So I don't know I heard I heard he's gonna tattoo on his neck since useless and hell So no, yeah, dude. I think you're just copying this dude style. Oh, no, remember I was the first one to get a tree tattoo in the middle of my forehead Maybe that's a giveaway, you know him, Manson But anyone gets their bullseye fucking The fly fucker you're doing is putting that in the way your head Fucking idiot aim for the tree in the middle of his head All these faced-hat to people are gonna look like I can't wait in 15 years

It's only been like five years since this happened what in 2016. Yeah, so Shout out Dean and his show for shout out Dean and Hashem for being super funny and just making a Just company central and then all of his fans wanted to kill him. So six years later, what's funny is he had a crew of dudes who they say that they were called members only. Hey, that's true. They might have stepped that nick used to rock members only. He was the past member.

I might, dude, can we bring back members only? Like, you know what, it's already been back. I still am, I see them all over, but. But I'm saying like, make it ours. You know what I mean? Like the way that Rich influencers now wear car heart. Yeah. And they took that.

Let's take members only, dude. Yeah. Let's take it back. I'm not gonna lie. When we go to commercial here shortly, I'm about to Google some members only. That's a good one. And I'm gonna get a fit.

I'm gonna get my stomach. You gotta feel like powder blue. Yeah, dude. A real door to door saves me all. Oh my God. High on the arms. And no muscle members always remind me of like my grandfather or something. Yeah, it's old.

They didn't seem like it was never like a young person saying, yeah, my step that always felt he was like 50 when I was a kid. So I was like, you're old. But this happened. This happened six years ago. He died and his crew, the members only crew. Yeah, they interviewed them a lot. And it was funny is these guys, their belief was they were working on the Adam Sandler

system of like, you know what, he's the guy getting all the burn right now. Let's all support the shit out of him. That sounds about pretty familiar for me. Hillman. Sure. I don't think it's a bad. I don't think it's a bad play because Adam Sandler's boys are all funny. The guys in his movies and he used to. And by the way, he's the reason grandma boy was made. And he's not even in it. Yeah, it's hilarious. So like, exactly, they had that plan with him.

And then he died. He died. And now there's a bunch. There's like a fat Asian guy with face tattoos And they are just living life. They're just like yeah, we're not really successful Because we're not really good at wrapping and it was there's a lot of emotional abuse going on in that crew You show them the members only crow. See if you can find them. It's so funny That's crazy. You said they're like they're not old or anything, but like they're just like 30 and not famous and sitting with face tattoo

The Asian guys the funniest you're working at T-Mobile with a fucking tattoo on your cheek You better be hot Yeah, is that got that's all I was thinking when they kept coming on. That's all I was thinking like damn you guys got fucked up Do you think he beat his girlfriend for saying members only was a clothing brand? I think it's already a jacket. We go shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, fucking stupid bitch shut up!

There's no way. What do you get told me? It's sensible office wear? Yeah. So what you're gonna tell me is, well actually, Oh, God, God, God. You know what, we have to get this read in

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