The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Exodus, Guns, & Cars with Rob Dukes

Episode Date: August 3, 2026

Rob Dukes is the lead singer of metal legends Exodus and is such good friends with Bobby that he blends into the background when he's on the show. Today he takes center stage revealing that he makes cars, knives, and guns all from scratch. He is friends with master craftsman Jesse James and they do business together. | Rob took over for the original singer of Exodus in 2005 for about nine years. Then he was dismissed for ten years where he built cars. Now he's back and touring the world again! *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly. What's up? These guys are talking rock and roll. They're talking pedals and filters and all kinds of cool shit that I don't know about. I'm only wearing this because the watch got, she bought me a New York Rangers watch. Now Rob's just talking to fucking Jacob about nothing. We're on the air. Oh, I'm sorry.

He asked me a question. Well, Jay didn't put his head. headphones on so I understand why you didn't think the show started the man didn't put his fucking headphones on. I put my headphones on and DJ Lois and DJ Loan. Oh God, I got to, I was watching Jay. That's what you want me to do. You goddamn, but I don't want you to react like you just saw a ghost. Oh man, we really had the wrong hot dogs today. We did. I, I had this, I don't know if this ever happened to you. I had to poo when we got here, but then I held it in and now it's gone. And you're wearing heels. And I'm wearing heels, which makes,

The pool go up further, apparently. That's why girls don't shit, because of high heels. I have had a poop go completely away before. It's a weird. And bought myself maybe. I'm talking about from a possible one moment leg shaking. Yeah. To buying seven hours.

That's where I'm at. Everything is shit. I've woke up and realized I was like, oh, I fucked up. This is what happens a lot. Actually, I go, I left the house for the airport. And I was like, I should have. I should have tried. Yeah.

Now I'm stuck. I'm not going to. I'm going to try not to go at the airport if it's not an emergency. And then sometimes you just get, like, distracted enough that... And then the whole flight, I'll never have to go to the bathroom on a flight. It just won't happen. My body shuts it off somehow. That it wouldn't even be a consideration.

Unless I was violently ill, maybe. But it's like, without that being the case, I've never... I've never had to, like, hold back shitting on an airplane in my life. No, I just thought about it, too. I never have. I just did a nine-hour flight and... Or 11-hour flight. I wouldn't even think twice about it.

Yeah, I just wouldn't go. Yeah. It's gone. When I saw you at the parking lot, I was ready, I was like, as soon as I get to the studio, going up, but we were a little late, and then my brain shut it down, and then walking across knees. Well, Bobby, I don't know what you, I didn't mean to tell you this for a while, but I've been working on Closet Magic. Check your upper left pocket. What the? Oh, my God.

It's your turd. How did you get it in? Is that your turd? This is my turd. That's your turd. Oh, my God. Wow. Wow. That is amazing.

Thank you. How did you make it so, like, hard that I could hold it without getting turned on my hand? I don't know. That's crazy. I can't tell you, dude. If I tell you, I've got to kill you, that's the magic. That's pretty wild. That is the prestige.

Where do we lose Pocko when we started talking about dick hair and body hair? I think Paco came in, pushed cameras and left and had to go do something. He had to go get a hookahs. He had to go get Lewis Starbucks and run it back down to Gas Digital on a rickshaw. I was going to do one of those yelling, those yelling island boy dances. I'm an island boy. Paco comes in now and goes,

hey guys, turn these off. I'll pick it up later. Do you know what the island boys are? Yeah, I do. Those two other influencer kids, I guess, they came out, they're all face-tatted and fucked up. And then, like... They make out with each other.

The energy of what's, again, we're being fucking twots and just being like old, 80s, 90s guys when we grew up. But I mean, like, whatever. this is just I couldn't have seen two guys just being cocky and then if you dare them to French kiss and suck each other's

dicks they just do it and then they're like and then they still come back again like and what pussies and then they get beat up on video and then they come back and they talk shit again they just live nothing no one's ever dared us to do it so we don't know where we stand with that so they pay them to do it but I mean how much we're talking here

exactly we don't know I mean no one never said ten dollars each for me and you to make out and suck each and suck each other off. I would do the different gay thing with each person in this room and I'd like to explain why. Okay, go ahead.

All right, first of all, you know I'm getting those cakes over there. DJ Love. God damn it, yeah. If I'm fucking opening up that fucking, that fucking loaful white over there, I want to be there just to hear it clap together. I just want to be there

clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap. Clap, clap, clap, clap. I'm going to blow black glue because I don't want to be able to talk during it the whole time. I mean. I want my mouth to be full. You want that soup can, right?

Yeah. That dinty more beef stew can right in your mouth. Yeah, the only noise I'm going to make it. You got a boogers coming out of your nose? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Snot the way he likes. You're going to say, spin on it and crank my nips. You dirty-ass motherfucker.

Do you remember that? That lady on that Hooker's the Point Documentary used to be the best member. You dirty dick, motherfucker. She had her fucking eight teeth coming out of her face. but these guys are such an example this whole well he didn't finish the room go to rob

I was going with the crew the original crew all right well listen man I was waiting for mine what would you do to me come on you know what I do to you dude essential kids you think I'm not gonna walk around them lips

yeah yeah lick them like LL dude Future of the Funk you know I'll put my jacket over a puddle for you girl girl yeah it is with your beard a lot bring up this island boys again those old fruits

I thought that was them kissing No, as people reacting them kissing I guess they should. Oh, that is them kissing. Okay, before we throw stones. Ew. Everybody fucking relaxed for two seconds. You're talking about our stones or like if we were

if we were in like the Islamic Brotherhood stones because they're gay. I agree. I agree. This is very gay. And they're twin brothers, which is even gayer and crazier. But sometimes for the bit you got to kiss a guy. They're not related

What did you just say? They're twins Well there's such an evidence of me and Lewis doing this to freak out Dave It worked Oh yeah Didn't we kiss? No You're not blood brothers

That was last night in my I was sorry Are you reading your dream journal again? I was reading my dream journal this morning when I woke up And it was It felt so dot dot dot felt so real Yeah I grabbed you by the beard and I pulled you to me And then you drew the this emoji

I don't know I don't know Hang, I got to take some body brand to get my peptides back up. And then I woke up, unfortunately. I don't know. I don't know. Go back to these Island boys. Why don't you keep bringing it bad down?

I don't know. And you don't know these people are. You're great. Do you stay off social media? No, I'm on it. I've seen them. Actually, I did a goof one. I was in a hot tub one time, and I was like, Island Cunts.

I was singing that song. But that's as far as I ever got up. Then you made out with your drummer? That first video is the first one I ever got to. You and your drummer refreshed. Everyone was daring you to. Island boy. You're addicted to those fucking those

donation ding. Dering, what do you guys want to see? We're digital begging right now and we'll do whatever it takes. I want to see Exodus after dark. Man, these guys are really jumping into the Times, huh? All right, guys, you're live streaming with Exodus. What do you want to see us do in this hot tub?

Guys, we need to turn around. Just the two of you. Guys, we need a new smoke machine for the stage. I'll suck his peahole. You have to look back Go Guys we're almost at our goal Ding ding ding ding ding ding

So these guys Yeah they're fucking weird But then there's like the Jack Doherty's another kid If you ever heard of him Jack Doherty's a dick But he is he just like His big thing was to go He's a piece of piece of shit kid

And whether it's like a bit or a routine or not He goes out with this gigantic fucking monstrous Black dude Who's his bodyguard And he just starts fights with people and then just like gets that guy to either knock them fucking unconscious or just do nothing

and by the way punk's fathers in front of their kids and all guys it's just like really fucking corny shit and like but he's a bazillionaire from it 10 million followers on TikTok I think though his father like the I think his father's rich though his family's rich and his father is part of

his building this thing his family's part of building his empire well they had a big thing the real word just shows you the person he is besides all of that was he crashed his Lamborghini that was a video and his friend is trapped in it by the way they had to like get him

out ultimately and he was able to get out he was able to walk right out and he's going he's like my car dude my fucking it's great the other guy's like trapped in there they have to rip the car open it's crazy I gotta stop you first of all as a fluencer it doesn't stop

that's fair you understand that camera's got to go on and you got to report to the people you're right I don't I'm wrong and you're right. That's his dad right there. He's got a very punchable fit. His dad is rich. I think his family's rich.

And his dad manages his money and made him, took his money and made money. It's like, what's his name from, what's the band name? Was it? Guns and Roses. Guns and Roses. Duff McCagan. Yeah, his father took his first $100,000. He goes, you can have this.

I'm taking this and I'm investing it. But you can do whatever, do all the drugs. Did you ever look up? Do whatever you want. Do you look up the things? Like his like 1988 portfolio or whatever. Do you know what he bought? Apple.

I don't know if it was Apple. It was like weird, but it was ones it was like Yahoo. You bought Ford. Starbucks was a huge one. Yeah, but I think he bought, no, he bought Apple. He bought Starbucks. He bought all like these. Starbucks, by the way, he was like, he's like, yeah,

because one of them's like a small Seattle coffee company. It was like, that's when he bought it. Yeah. And bought like, you know, thousands and thousands of dollars of shares of it. And then he just like, and then he went in and out of rehabs. And then he got himself completely cleaned up and in shape. And his dad was like, oh, here's like your stock. Oh, you're a billionaire, by the way.

The Starbucks story is pretty interesting too because I believe he was trying to get somebody to give him money. And the guy was like, one of the guy was like, fuck you and gave him a hard time. He went over to his friend who's a fucking billionaire. He went back over to that guy and was like, dude, you treated my friend like shit. And then went and gave him. the money and then he became that guy's boss. Like he, then he became this. And I just fucking made that all up.

Yeah. Well, that's good because we. I looked at Jacob. I felt back. He went, hmm, it's interesting. I could see him telling some hooker that this weekend. Yeah. Hey, do you know this story about Starbucks?

He's going to kill her afterwards anyway. That's true. By the way, we were perpetuating a complete myth, by the way, not his dad. He invested after he got sober. I was, but I always heard that story was he gave, his dad took it and was like, I thought he told the story originally. It was like, my dad took my money. He's like, hey, you're going to fuck up, basically.

So give me some of this money to invest for you. Well, Christine just ruined a really good mythological story that we could have passed on forever and ever. But now it's just him. He hasn't heard it from Stanhope. Thanks. I didn't realize that was what I said. I was just confirming the stocks that were bought.

I didn't realize it said. Because I've seen an article that says opposite. That's the AI overview. It could be wrong. Well, ask why would I think. Well, actually, play check, though, it is going to bum me out. I hate this kid.

I guess this car collection updated 2026. Here's my updated 2026 car collection. I just said that. I just got a brand new one, but it's behind that garage door, so we'll save that for the end. Thanks. With my cheapest car, we got this car for a thousand bucks. You guys got to comment down the total cost and how many cars I have in total. Pause real quick.

That's most people's car, the one he was stepping on. Yeah, yeah. This is the shitty car. That's most people's car, by the way. Yeah, I ride the bus. Wow. We rides the bus. Yeah, well.

You want me see if. Jack Declay already give you a shittiest car? I take the subway and they duty on the seat before you. Well, you live in the city. You should have a car. What a sad thing, Jacob. He's the family. What do you want me to do you on? I don't like you. I take the subway

and they duty on the seat before me. They don't shit on the seat. They wipe their ass on the pole. No, they're shit on the seat. Hi, I'm Jacob. What was the last time you were on the subway, Jake? I'm Jacob. 19. I think McCagin was fresh out of rehab. Tell me. think Microsoft I said what is that

Amazon what Chicks I'm all right bud Amazon What are you talking about Duff? You just got out of rehab Shut up I don't like apples I like oranges Yeah fucking apples Starbucks coffee yeah I like Dunkin' Donuts

Are they fresh Yeah I'm gonna invest in Sanka I like instant coffee I like the crystals I'm a chock full nuts fella oh yeah play his car collection Tesla model 3 over here that I barely ever use but if anyone wants it comment down below

I'll give it away this thing was like $35,000 then we got my custom blue trailer over here to match all my other cars this thing ran me about $15,000 and I keep all my extra stuff in there Then we got my Sprinter van We probably use this car the most but this thing ran me $150,000. If I moved to Florida, I'm getting one of those.

Why? A sprinter. You're not fat like that. To kill Tracy Morgan. A sprinter van? Well, being in one. Yeah, well, how do you think I'm going to double my money? I'm going to park in front of a Walmart.

Hell yeah. Or just find that when someone's leaving for their route, see the most tired guy and just stay in front of him the whole way. But they'll hit my van and then they'll calculate how much money I would have earned for the next 20 years. And then give me $500,000. That was my old rose joke about Harris. I go, they settled. Walmart settled with those guys very quickly for a lot of money, a very fair sum.

I think his Walmart thought to themselves. They looked at the victims list and was like, this money's coming back to Walmart. They'll be back. By the way, Tracy Morgan almost made that. When he went on Howard Stern, he made that. He was kind of talking about it. I still go to Walmart.

Sweatpants for $10? I ain't holding a grudge. I love Walmart. He's the best. I'm not holding the crush of the coma for eight weeks. I even wrapped it blue to match all my other cars I got out here. Then we got this golf cart. I think I paid like $12,000 for this one.

Pretty nice and matches all my other cars. Then we got my cyber truck with custom Ford G Auto rims to match it as well. My security guard just curb them. Oh, man. That's only a $5,000. But yeah, this whole set up ran me about $160,000. Then we got my first ever-laherd-you- know what? Lou, ask him if you.

You can comment in the thing and see if you can live in the Tesla with your girlfriend. Yeah, comment, comment blue right now. Maybe he'll win that Tesla. He said he's going to give one of those cars away if I comment. Me and my motherfucker live in a cyber truck.

Oh, I wish he what a sprinter. Come get some motherfucker. Oh. Oh, nice cyber truck house. Rob hasn't listened to the show in a while. This is my girlfriend singing. Oh, okay. Oh, yeah.

I've been in Europe for a while. Oh, yeah. Lou's girlfriend is black and Native American. Yeah, you might have performed in front of her family over there. Or no, black and Indian, Indian, Indian. Indian Indian, Indian. That's why it's funny. So we say ghetto things in an Indian voice.

Okay. It was a quick decision, but it seems to be working out for us. Yeah, she loves it. She loves it. And we love her. We love you. We love you. You're my number one dogs since day one.

Straight up. You're... You... You're... I keep it 100, no cap with you. That's actually her having sex with Lou right now. She's very orgasmic. Yeah.

She has seven arms going right now. Yeah. That's his wife, MCV-Schnu. Please, I'm trying to watch this guy's car. Why is he has a fleet of delivery vehicles or something? It's strange that you're all the same color. He's got shit cars, man. Those are all shit cars.

It costs to me $365,000. And then with all the mods, I spent on it probably another 50 grand. So we're in for over 400 grand on just this car right here. You got the orange guts and stuff. I love the interior of cars. It's not warmed up yet, but. I hate those cars. I hate the...

Lamborghini. Dane had one of those, the James Bond, Aston Martin. Hard to get in. And then every light, it's like, You got to hear that. You did do it. It's so funny. When I was a kid,

and I remember someone just telling me it would look like a roller skate on me. When I was a little kid, I thought Mazda Miata was the coolest car ever. When I was little, that little opening in the front, I thought it was the coolest thing. I still kind of think it was like a...

No, it's not. It was like a... You know, I'm talking about the little circle to be in the front of the Miata? It was like urethral sounding. I like the Miata for sure. Well, I was a kid. I thought it was the coolest thing in the world.

Basically it was a convertible you saw around because it was affordable. Yeah. But I thought it was the coolest thing in the world. I was like, I was like a fucking roller skate if you were driving that. Yeah, you look right. And then since that, I've never even overthought. Like, I've got this sad and one, I don't think they got in it. Outside of Zanis, Nashville once the guy who was there, I told him, he won a, he fucking won a sweepstakes.

I remember that. And won a fucking Lamborghini. I was there. Yeah, I was there that night. He won a Lamborghini. You know, sweepstakes. And doesn't understand that he can't afford it. And that, well, it is.

They still made him pay, like, the taxes on it and, like... He did say it was, like, he was going to keep it for a little bit and then... Yeah, that's like... The price is right. All these people win, all these cars and stuff. They don't realize that they have to pay the taxes on all the gifts. I think Price is right fucks you on that. I think they...

Or at least they used to, I'm pretty sure. But the... He said, though, the sweepstakes thing did also give them, like, a cash prize also that you're supposed to use... He said it wasn't even the... It wasn't the taxes. It was a problem. He goes, nobody won't insure it. So the insurance, it becomes like a fucking mortgage payment for what it is.

So he said he finally found insurance for like somewhere under two grand a month for like just him to drive. But it's like it's a, it seemed like it was more of an ordeal for sure. But even looking at it, it's very cool looking from like a toy perspective. But when I like see where it's at, I'm like, I don't really want to feel like the ground is like that close. Like I like, so I said, oh, so since I was a kid, like a teenager, my thing's like escalades and shit. Like I think that's beautiful, like big shit. Yeah. Like I've never.

Well, most drive as you can't even drive up. You have to have a custom driveway, driveway to drive a Lamborghini up because it's so low to the ground. You're just going to scrape it. Oh, yeah, non-stop. What's I was saying? Look at it. He's like, he's like, ah, my assistant scraped the, it's only a $5,000 fix. Like, oh, fuck off this kid.

Yeah, this kid sucks. Yeah. But you got to show, no, show Rob the thing where he fights. Pull up a 55 por spider. 55 poor spider. You know Rob's a car guy. Because that's what I'm building for myself. He builds cars.

I want a Corvette. I want a like 1970s Corvette. So if you can get on that, if you can get on that? You talk about roller skate? Look at that fucking thing. Yeah, he didn't hear you. Jay, he didn't hear you. Oh, could you make that car for Bobby?

Yeah, I told him I'd find him. He was calling one day, oh, I'm looking for most things. I sent him like 50 things for most things, and he never hit me back. I changed my mind. I want a Corvette. I just sold my carvettes. I just saw the movie Corvette Summer. I'm really, I'm really into it.

Corvettes? Corvette summer? Great movie. I just sold that. That's awesome. Really? Yeah. That's sick.

Isn't that the one that James Dean died in? That's exactly the one James Dean. Who knows? Thank you. I just fucking threw that out there too. There is no, is there, does it get a roof on it? No. It's not a convertible.

No, it's just a. Topless. Yeah, topless car. Sucks in the rain. So I'm making one of those, and I'm building a custom 68 beetle two-seater fucking street rod. So when it rains. You know how to do it from ground up? Ground up.

Really? Yeah. This is the funny thing about Rob is that he was in, Exodus and then they brought the singer back. You were out of Exodus. He went back to a garage and he was building cars. For 10 years. Yeah, building

cars for 10 years. And now he's back, which is such a success story, came back, they brought him back into the band and for the last how many years, year and a half or something like that? You've been touring the world with your band

as the lead singer. It's crazy. And it made a record and fucking yeah you made another record you made a record when you're with him then they brought the guy back which i know you kind of accepted but you bump you were bummed out of course yeah of course you were yeah and then uh and now you're back in yeah and you're fucking rock and roll again how great is that yeah was it sour grapes when you were out the first like the year man i mean i was fucking angry for like a year and then um were they apologetic i didn't talk to them for like a year

and then and then they called me and we kind of you know I'm sober. So one of those things is like resentment, anger, that shit just eats at you. And I had to kind of find a way to let it go. So, you know, I flew to San Francisco and I sat down everybody and we talked. And I said my peace.

They said theirs, blah, blah, blah. And then, you know, I kind of knew the writing on the wall because the writing on wall was they had an opportunity to make more money with the other guy. So I was, you know, what fuck am I going to say to that? You know what I mean? So I kind of had to, it's business. You know what I mean?

Why did the other guy leave in the first place? Because he was He just quit He just fucking He put them in such a hole It was kind of weird Like they had a tour set up And he quit like the day before

No call no show Turned his phone off kind of deal And they were really angry at him And that's how it led to me being in the band Because he had quit And they were looking for a singer I was their guitar tech And then they said hey man

Why don't you come try to do this And I had never done it before And then I was like Yeah I'll fucking try it Yeah whatever and fucking that was it next thing I know I'm in the fucking studio making a record for the first time of my life

at 37 years old And I toured for 10 years And then they fire me And then now I'm 47 I got fucking you know 30 grand in the bank That's all I had fucking You know touring

I just you know We had to basically start from ground up And I didn't even have a lot of money Wasn't making a lot of money In the first five six years But Got fired And then I was like

what the fuck am I going to do? I was 47 years old. Had hadn't shit on my resume for, you know, 15 years because I've been, you know, teching and singing and, you know, that was my resume. And I walked into a shop and said, hey, man, I kind of know these a little bit. And he's like, all right, and they hired me and did work there for a few years. And then took welding classes and I became the fabricator and the welder at the shop. And then I started building my own cars and doing my own thing.

And then, yeah, I've just gotten better and better at it in the last 10 years. now it was all shit that I never had time to do before now I had 10 years of fucking doing what I really wanted to do I would have been doing anyway even when I was in the band I was still building cars at home in my garage by myself just doing shit but now like when I came back this somebody asked me as reason why did you I you know I'm totally grateful because now not only am I doing this again and having him of a fucking blast and torn the world and fucking doing shit I mean I just got back from Europe I was there for like six weeks it was fucking awesome and uh but now i have a whole other skill set in my life that i didn't

have before you know i mean i could weld a little bit now i'm fucking good at it and can make it i'm living at it any if i can live anywhere in the world if i wanted to damn i had no idea that rob's one of the person we should have in our phone for the zombie apocalypse yeah yeah yeah masculine skills and he can entertain yeah on weekends and we're not forged things we're not fighting zombies, he can jump on the mic. I can make knives, I can fucking make all the shit. Yeah, I can do some, I can do some light juggling, but with only three things. I think with a little bit of effort, I can't juggle three things.

Nice. I can't juggle at all. What the fuck are you going to do? I'll tell you what I'm going to do. Just sit there falling forward in your high heels? First of all, I know how to make fucking, I don't have a yorkshire pudding. Okay. Yeah, I know how to do that.

All right. Now, let's say the ingredients aren't available because zombie apocalypse, keep in mind. Yeah. Then what? Dude, come on, brother. You know me. Come on. You're the elixir of a guy.

Buddy, I'm Bobby Things. You're going to go, I need this. Oh, wait a second. You're right. Flaming Bob Dandy is definitely going to help us out because that's going to keep morale up. I'm going to keep morale up and the dicks. Flaming Bob Dandy. Come on, boys.

It's just a zombie apocalypse. You guys like a little fucking Bob Dandy couldn't shake off you. You thought Rob Dukes was going to go. go crazy. Wait, do you see this outfit, boys? I've got an exodus. You're a dick leaving my butt. Hey!

Yeah, that's, I mean, it's pretty crazy that you're back on tour and you went from a rock and roll dude to a mechanic, a welder. I mean, which is a great, that's a lifetime job for somebody being a certified welder.

Back to being on the road. So you must appreciate it way more now that you're enjoying every moment yeah and then I actually look I look forward to going home because I got shit I want to get done and shit I want to do and should I've like thought about actually I mean this is crazy I hit up

Jesse James out of nowhere I was like hey man I just sent an email to his company I was like hey I want to come learn something from you do you take apprentice anymore and like an hour later hit me back yeah let's fucking do it coming out come on out to my and I'm going to go fucking well with Jesse James I want to do that too.

Tom, I'm coming out. No, you're not allowed. Because me and you were going to bring up the fucking Nazi girl. Yeah.

I just watched him like, he makes guns. Guns, he makes guns and bikes. Like, guns and bikes. Custom guns. He used to make the choppers

and stuff like that. Yeah. Then he went into the gun making, but his guns are sick. Incredible. Damascus steel, dude, they're fucking crazy.

But I... Yeah, look at this. Dude, this is the type of gun. If you smell his fingers. Underneath the... The soot and the oil and the grime and the lava soap. Sandra Bullock. Yeah, absolutely.

Dude, he is one of the best fabricator in the world. And on the left hand, on the right hand, Cat Von D. Yeah. And probably somewhere near his butthole, that Nazi chick. What a jarring lady she was. He does have a type. I know he does. Sandra Bullock.

It goes from her. to cat to the it's the evolution of a Nazi chick Well I well did with this guy Gene Winfield Who taught him And he worked with him and stuff So when I told him that he was like Yeah come on out man

Show his gun Jay would this would be Because you're such a peacocker If you were ever going to get a gun You would have one of his guns This would be a gun you buy Dude I tell you twin desert Eagles Yeah

You made a custom gun You made a custom gun have a video For Elon Musk Yeah, stunning gun, though, man. It's fucking nuts. I will never, ever shoot a handgun, not sideways, completely wrong on purpose. And with your wrist broken like that? I'm going to exclusively say cool black lines.

Every time you shoot it. Always bet on black. And they're going to go, you're white. I'm going to go, shut up. Every time you do it, you're going to have to get new teeth? Well, I'm probably going to, I'm not going to do the gun thing. I'm probably going to ride my Harley to his house and then see if he can make me cooler fender. So help me.

I'll do it with him. but make cooler fenders from my back. Look at that gun, dude. That's your gun, Jay. It's got lightning bolts on the side. Damascus steel. He's fucking unbelievable, man. He's a fucking master crossman.

Yeah, he's really cool, man. What a life. But he's always got dirty fingernails. That would bug Jay. I didn't know he, like, made stuff. Like, I thought he was a mechanic. No, he makes stuff from scratch. He builds all his motorcycles are handmade from just steel.

It's fucking unbelievable. He's, he's a mass. of it and I just want to pick his brain for like a week. I would put it. I would keep that in a case that says in case of race war, break glass. And the people would be like, you're waiting for the race war? I go, well, I'm not hoping for it. But in case it comes.

Can I ask a real quick question? Is it any race war? Is it any race war? Any, okay. Yeah, yeah. I know. I know you were thinking that DJ Lou made it immediately black and white because that's how he sees the world.

But there's other cultures out there. Get out of Jersey, you piece of shit. Bus trash. You fucking bust garbage. You know what? Now that I think about it, Lou doesn't see a white person in his entire day, except for us.

As soon as he leaves, he smells spices. Lou goes out of here and lives the blackest life. Any of us can possibly live. And Spanish and white trash. Rob, does he literally make every component of the gun, like down to the firing pin?

Everything he doesn't outsource anything. He doesn't outsource anything on his motorcycles, his car, like nothing. He fucking makes everything He fabricates the metal? He takes standard metal And then fabricates it, dude

It's like a samurai sword Yeah It's like those guys are just taking Raw iron core And then smash it When you mean to ask him What do he would do for me for like That's incredible

$215 What can you throw together for like I'm going to throw it a number And we can negotiate This is our negotiation starting price $320 I can't wait to learn from him because it's gonna it just make my skill set so much more insane can you please ask him what he

could do for jay for i'd say 250 dollars it's 250 smackers anything he can make something just a little pea shooter i don't care something i can keep my garter belt make you a little make you the maybe the ice the the the line site something super tainty that can go now you see what people don't know is as my penis is being dragged down to my knee which is happy which christian i don't believe you've ordered yet um is then in my knee the strap around my knee will be holding my little pea shooter gun Right. Like a garter belt. I'm like a deadwood whore.

But what you don't realize is my garter belt is also tugging my wiener down to my knee. Yeah, that's why you're the man. That's why I'm the man. Because you have it all going on at once. I made Bobby an ashtray. The first thing I ever did as I made Bobby an ashtray. I still have it.

He had maybe a piston ashtray with a microphone in it. But the microphone kept falling out of it. But it was actually, it was your microphone from stage. From touring. Yeah, from touring. gave me a microphone. Bobby made a triangle for books to put on. You can make a custom urethra product.

I made a... I could. That's $350. You made a book triangle. You know what? I can make your earthra bigger. I'll make a thing that you can just... I'll make it real smooth.

You should have to... Can it be graded so it's like... It's a slow build? Yeah. Why don't you sing one of your songs into his pee-hole and that way you can get it out? Ooh. If maybe we can get something in that...

I don't think probably a standard microphone. Maybe like a Bob. Barker microphone you can get my dick hole. To begin with. One of those long ones like this? A long thin one? Like a cigar? Like a cigar? A cigarette holder? We can move up to an H.M.6.

14. Those are the mics they use in movies. The little thin of a little bit bigger than that. And then before you know, dude, we're just shoving a whole Zoom recorder in my dick hole. At one point it's just going to be flopped open. Like an old dusty slut. Yeah, you're going to be singing into a... You're going to put a crooner

microphone right in the hole of your penis. You ever see Jay's dick? It's so loose. Yeah. Looks like one of those old ears. Somebody stretched out. It's a dick hole. It's like a sad,

looks like blobfish face. You pee at one all at once. It's a big Christmas card. You put little fucking googly eyes on. Take a picture and then send out as a Christmas coin. Oh, look at it as it sad.

If I get on my head, he smiles. Good God. Good God. Can you make me a samurai sword? Mm-hmm. You can? No. I can't. I don't have a, I don't have, I don't have blacksmiths tools yet. I just have welding stuff.

So I just weld and I, I, I fix cars and I restore them from the ground up. And like, so this portion building, it, it, when I bought it, it came on a Volkswagen, uh, frame. So I'm building the frame from scratch. I'm getting rid of the Volkswagen. And I'm using just the axle, the front and rear axle and I'm building the whole entire floor and the edge that the body sits to. And then I'm going to, it's gonna look, you know, it'll just look like an old Porsche and, you know, and I'm just gonna drive it for a little while and then sell it. Could you weld a metal penis onto a Captain America shield? For Jacob?

I do it all the time. I'm trying to. I weld little penises on all the cars I work on. We're trying to. Somewhere there's a little penis on a car somewhere. Every car, everything I work on has a penis on. Jacob's trying to fight crime on weekends and Queens and he needs a shield with a penis on it. I can make one.

Yeah. Yeah. We're calling him the steel cock. Yeah. We call them the steel rod. Yeah. I have this other thing, too, when ever in hotel rooms, do you, when you're taking a shower to you draw a big dick on the fucking glass and make some...

I do it. I'm like a 12-year-old at hotels. I still almost exclusively, if I just see it fogging up and I see it in the light a little bit, I just write the Welcome to the Wonderful World of AIDS. I just do it. I just draw a dick every time. I actually push my asshole up to it so you can actually see the imprint of my wrinkles of my asshole, and then I sign my name like an artist.

to do that. I'm going to give a couple of like dingwax king, king, king. Just letting all this. Welcome to the wonderful world of AIDS. Yeah, you don't remember that. That was like a thing when you were younger. Like someone write that on the glare on the mirror in a hotel room or something. Welcome to the wonderful world of AIDS.

If I'll tell you what, if I saw that in a shower that was fogged up, I wouldn't think that they didn't draw the obvious conclusion that they don't clean the rooms enough. I would be like, oh my God, I have AIDS for sure. A ghost is telling me that I have AIDS. If I was still single. dating chicks that would be my calling card i'd leave every morning and leave that on the pillow next door welcome to the wonderful world of aids by the way very also to a little skill that i have is i also write it backwards so you'd see it when you're if you turn the shower on you're out of the shower

you would turn around and see it and it would look like somebody wrote it while your back was turned or something uh so i do it always w e like red room i just do a penis and it looks the same both ways Oh, right, yeah. That is easier. Yeah. It is. You've boiled it down to more of a science versus, I'm still figuring out my move. It is so fun with, like, heavy metal music like that.

What's the most bizarre thing you've seen backstage at a show? Do you have, like, one that always just stands out? Dude, there's one story, man, that happened. It never leaves my mind. And it comes up in conversation all the time. We were in fucking Sweden. Fucking Swedes. And it was, I mean, it was fucking packed.

And the show ended. It was the last show of the tour. We were flying home the next morning. So I took all my clothes. I took my shoes off and I threw them into the crowd. Because the fans just want anything. You know, they want set lists. They want picks and shit like that.

And I was like, I'm not bringing these fucking shoes home. Because they were fucking hammered. So I just threw them in the crowd. Jay does. He throws his minutes into the crowd right after the show. And then I took my shorts off and I threw them out. And then I took my shirt off and I threw that out. And they were all fighting over it and shit.

And I took my socks off and I threw them on the stage. I didn't think anybody would want my fucking socks that I'd been, I wore like six times. Because when you tour, especially like, I know it sounds kind of gross, but you can't, like, you have to wear the same shit over and over again. Like, you know, I have like two or three sets of the shit I wear on stage. It looks like I'm wearing the same thing. day. But when one's drying, I wear the other one, and then vice versa. And I just kind of go. But these socks, I had

worn for like three or four days, and I had one pair to wear on the plane home, clean ones. That's all I had left. And this dude was like, I want the socks. I want the socks. I'm like, you don't want the socks, dude? I've been wearing it for five days. I don't care. And I threw the saw. I picked it up, and I threw it at him. And he fucking took it

and fucking drank the sweat out of my sock. And I threw up. I fucking threw up. I fucking threw up right there. They're on stage. And he's lapped out. And he just fucking, I was like, you, you're fuck you, man.

And I fucking walked off the house. And he was like, I want that puke. I want that puke. My man. Rob Dukes is in the house. He's got a show tomorrow night. You got to go see him. Exodus will be performing at the

Wellmont Theater in Montclair, New Jersey. Tomorrow night, April 29th for tickets and all the tour dates. Visit Exodus attack.com. If you're out there during the day, Like the checkout Montclair, you've been there before a bunch? It's really cool little town. I'm from here, so I... Yeah, yeah.

It's a cool little town. You don't like it? It's all right. It's like a little dollhouse town, I feel like. It's like weird houses. A nice houses. A lot of ex-New York cops moved out there. Yeah, yeah.

I went to a brick house last night. I had a nice steak and a cigar. Make sure to check out Skank Fest, New Orleans, November 13th through the 15th, Montegra World. Badges are on sale right now at Skankfest.com. And Ari Shafir's new show, storytelling show. The end premieres. No, it's already out.

It's already out. Go to Ari Schaffer.com. It's unbelievable. Check out Big J. this weekend in Rhode Island. Rhode Island. Bobby's going to be in hilarities. Cleveland, Ohio, May 15th, and 16th.

Yeah. And I'll go to Punch Up. That Live slash Robert Kelly. We'll catch you guys tomorrow. Tomorrow. Thank you, Rob.