The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Fake Audience or Real?

Episode Date: February 24, 2023

Dan and Jay try to figure out if a comic's audience is real or editing trickery.

I'm Dan and I'm Jay and actually we're a radio show that exists on Sirius XM That's right for full episodes of the bonfire go to SiriusXM.com slash bonfire for a special offer for our stand-up tour dates Go to dance order.com and big J comedy.com And now the bonfire with big J. Ocerson and Dan Soder. Everything changes but you. If you get it, you get it. Don't you, you know, you'll find out. Yeah, no way. Yeah, if you listen to this week out of order, boys. Is that a weird one for you?

Yeah, I hope you go back and listen to it the right way. Yeah, stop now and go back. Yeah. week out of order boys that a weird one for you yeah I hope you go back and listen to it the right way yeah stop now and go back yeah go back to Tuesday live pause now go talk to the Tuesday live but stay welcome back yeah right great welcome back from a listen to the Tuesday episode I now right now to boomer. Jacob still hasn't recovered. Jacob's a mess. I come in. There's just a he's just like still talking to me.

He's a doll of me. Dan says today on the show we should do this. You go, Jacob, Dan has been here for three months. Dan's gone now. Yeah. No, he's upstairs and he's doing Rodney Dangerfield and we're all laughing. No, no, he's been, he's been helping. No, he's been helping do the show prep and we're writing the live show. Yeah. Yeah.

But Jacob, Jacob, calm down. Yeah, he's going to calm down, buddy. Or it just goes terribly for me in six months I'm outside, beard, back, doing meth, going like, hey, guys, smoke time, can I come upstairs with you? That'd be the only win if Dan's in a, is a Santa costume like trading places just staring as that's out of a window. I'm going to, me and Bobby are enjoying champagne.

I'm going inside and steal the salmon. Yeah. Hey that guy stole a salmon. Yeah. Fuck that dude we're going to have fun shows. Dude it's going to be fun. It's going to be fun it's gonna be fun the last two weeks and like I said like we talked about on Tuesday well last week

what week right will be two weeks next week next week next week the last week yeah four decades four decades four decades it's yeah are we talking Dr. Phil are we talking are we talking are we talking about forest comes dad? I mean forest comes sons of rapper are we talking on these hits Ben and Deb? Damn don't you're gonna jigg is gonna cry God damn leaves are we talking about who's the show leaves me the shows moving on the shows surviving you guys are gonna be fine I'm gonna be gone. I'm the one that sucks. You hear that Jacob. We're gonna survive Well, what do you want?

He's gonna thrive you're gonna do better without me You know these voices Damn, I thinking this earlier Dad's gone. Oh wow I better learn how to face dad. He's gone. He's gone It's gonna be weird when I come over to play video games because better turn it tea with Bob be Kelly If I when I come over to play video games and you have to come do the show. Oh, I love you like well, I guess I'll Go home. Yeah, I guess I have to run the show. Oh, it'll be like, well, I guess I'll go home. Yeah, I guess I have to run to the show, I guess.

Oh, I, I was, um, blacklist like the Cowboys. Who's? How's the old, how's the old console corner? How's, um, you go, tell Jacob I said what's up because Dan's just gonna hurt him. Yeah, you're right, that's stupid. I should say stuff like that. Dan. It's too early to give me that kind of message Hey, well, will you tell Lou that I saw a YouTube video? Dan. Yeah, it's not time yet. I got to go And then Bobby's being mean you guys don't know Bobby secretly bullying me because I'm sitting in your chair dude

I'm the one. I'm the one fucking, I'm the one having your snacks dude. I'm in the channel. Hey Melissa. Hey Soda, ya God. Like what we're doing, you know what dude, he just secretly bullies me. Woo. What will be? You kid, kid, you're not that Philly soul though.

Sorry Charlie for the imposition. Jacob's just blank stairs. What will be kid kid tonight at Philly solo Jacob's blank stairs Fuck that let's laugh at something. Yeah, dude. Let's do we have so many fun topics dude. I got a fucking Should have sent this to Christine. This is bad show prep. This is why they're forcing me out of the bonfire Let it be known let it be known that this is one of the classic Dan March 1st you'll see this thing's gonna be a tight ship you guys know this they're forcing me out because my religious beliefs there is a comic that another comic sent me a video so I don't know this guy yeah yeah yeah yeah I'm gonna have to see it. Yeah, I um, he apparently films all of his sets, his jokes, he films stand up in his apartment and then uses a

laugh track and then puts out the clips as like, as if there's an audience there. Yeah. Oh my God. It is. I've never met this man. I don't know him so I feel zero motion attached to Making fun of him right now. There's another doozy out there. I want to go. Oh Yeah, oh yeah, but oh my god, too me there's too close there's too close degrees of Kevin Bacon to that one I my real idea and I'm just gonna tell you guys my plan for the jump It wasn't that I was done doing radio. It was that I knew that Jay and I could make more money on only fans Doing salacious shit talking. Yeah, we're just cutting the bullshit out of me and they can talk shit and jack each other off We're just doing what bonfire was always supposed to be for a small

1499 a month you can watch me and Dan slam each other's cocks and talk shit about comics You are gonna see every millionaire. You're gonna see everything. And you're gonna know exactly how we feel. That's right. I'm gonna reach my own Dan first. I go fuck it. It's always just our heads, because my chin's on your shoulder, and beat you off from behind you.

I'll click to seven minutes or 13 seconds, watch this joke. You can fucking hear the audience, it's even laughing. Damn dude, we did a time codes all over that special dude dude. It was but I was more prepared telling people to watch this shitty special that we're talking about yeah Then I've ever taken for a show notes It was we got together on the phone and just had a day like 13 minutes and 35 seconds and watch this crazy shit Okay, now I'm going to I'm gonna send it we're gonna watch it together

We're not gonna watch it. Oh, man. I don't want it to play don't do this is so wild that this motherfucker does this You don't want to see it. All right Christine. I just DMed on Instagram One of the videos at oh god, dude. Oh, there's so much in this. Ah, dude, I wanna get blood on my hands before I leave the barn fire. I'll do one last message. That's funny, he goes,

hey, you guys were talking shit about me, he goes, oh, damn, bro, I'd be gone. And I can do the opposite, right, let's go. I'm not even on that show. How do we know this is in his house? Is he admitted or? No, I'm exposed. So if show. How do we know this is in his house? Is he admitted or? No, I don't think so. So if you click on his profile, you see all the,

and also do the way that he's killing, he's only in one comedy club, it looks like always. Yeah, and the way that, I think it then he switched up the background, but the way that he's killing is like, I don't think that joke's getting that. I'm not that out of touch. I've never set up the best writer, I don't think that joke's getting that. I'm not that out of time. I've never set up the best writer, but I'm just saying, I fucking, I don't think so.

See, and here's what when we were watching it, someone was like, okay, he was like, he's got the same background, different shirt. If it all would have been one shirt, you would have been like, okay, he's taping one set. Yeah, he got a killer set, you wanted to slice it up and put it online, but the way dude, it's so funny, the pauses and like the, yeah, we can watch it, send it and, look at it, oh, I like a shirt that says something though.

Everybody versus racist written in rainbow. What about racists? Racists are like, if it's everybody, that includes racists. Yeah, racist, racist V racists, I don't it's everybody, that includes racists. Yeah, racist for racist V racists. I don't think you're gonna see that anytime soon. I don't think that's what that is. I don't think that's how it is. When somebody asks me today's date, what they don't realize is that I don't even know what day it is right now. That is a theater. He's killing in the theater. That's the sound. It's the murmur laugh of a lot of people. Yeah. It's not like it's not like the intensity of the

laugh. It's like when we watch that video of that guy falling off the stage, oh we showed it to Deroza. Did you see the video of the guy falling off the stage? Yeah, Chicago. People think it's fake. It is fake for a fact. You can just the video the guy falling off the stage and yeah, Chicago people think it's fake it is fake For a fact you can just tell because the same way you can tell this is fake by the audience laughter in the room There's zero noise when this guy falls and there would be people eating You know what I mean? No because it's an open mic. There's nobody there. I still do open mics still have like You know five comics in them sometimes. Here's someone, no one reacts this guy,

absolutely fucking chomping it. He just fucking's like, oh my goodness. I don't realize it, I don't think getting peg, get a thing getting peg this necessarily gay. Yeah, and it's the way that he like kinda looks, it's fake. But this is, that was the giveaway, it's like you can tell the room is just not active in anyway. Does he ever do like this guy right here

knows what I'm talking about? I don't know, nobody. We're gonna find out, because I'm only watching one of these and I was like, this, and then I started fishing around and be like, these, these other clubs, but I haven't watched them in depth. Yeah, give me another shot.

Hold on, it's also too close to be a comedy club's camera. Yeah, do you know what I mean? I mean, his defense would probably be like, I put a camera closer. There's a matter, you couldn't frame yourself that. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? I mean, his defense would probably be like, I put a camera closer. It doesn't matter. You couldn't frame yourself that. Yeah. Without someone on stage with you. Right. Yeah. Or even if they're in the back like zoomed in, but you he would jump out of frame a ton. Yeah. If it's a real comedy show. Unless he's like, oh, you know, you heard of a peak Gouchero? Yeah. What is it? He's a Guercio. Peak. Where's he? You didn't hear about him. Easy, where's he? Oh, where's he? Peek where's he?

You didn't hear about him, dude? He's the most still comic in all of the comic. They call him the statue killer. He just stands there, fucking murders. It's just in the age of social media, it's like people are gonna buy this. Like people buy into that with their like, oh, this guy's fucking killing. Well, let's hear some. June tober. When somebody asked me to start the video, I hang on a set, starting the video like that. Like a fake laugh after

it. If there is nobody there and you're laughing like that at what you've said, you're Oh, it's just acting. He's just that he's going Anyway We start the rest of the shows that I'm here like that You guys join in a weird time, but just absolutely J. Us just being dead-eyed and zero staring at something and then the show starts to go Black little who's this guy trying to come in I don't you save us all? Hey? Black little loses guy trying to come in. I don't can you save us all? Hey Can you save us all can you just tell me cool? This is like the third day in a row when I came to work I had to throw out hip-hop stars out of our studio stars Yeah, we got beef. Who'd you go? Oh, no, there might be TikTok stars. Whatever. There's a lot of them But there I mean, that's not what you want the door to open to, and Luzia and that.

That was the most Jersey shit that Luzia all that. I know, I'm saying it's going in the door, but it's getting so uncomfortable. Yeah, Luzia, dude. Luzia just doesn't, I love the fact that Luzia is like, I don't know, every time I come in, I think somebody do something in the studio. Yeah. There's like 10 people in here before. Oh,

sometimes bound to get lost. They were very nice. One of the problem. We should have blamed Jacob. That would have been the funny thing. Like, sir, he has it. This guy right here. He's got it. And he took the watch. He took the watch he took the watch Chains the energy in here. Well, that was big time. I'll tell you if that was a white guy. We wouldn't have all folded like that We really a black dude a fur coat My guy's all alone just came in we're like yeah interrupt the show You could have was a live show we would have just be like no come in. We'll be fine Like come in we'll be fine

Jakey motherfucker you're the boss yo throw that guy out aggressively you could have walked up and just started touching me. Yeah Yeah Tell me all right, you know Paul Giamatti like no not really I mean we've talked but friendly with sir please Sir please for coded sir please Some of you if I do this eventually why boy bite my finger But I ain't seeing I go check this guy out. He's doing comedy clips in his own living room Isn't that isn't that mental? Black little what do you say you lost 10k stack No, his go played it's go played it nine air pause were in here airpods

There was a 10 feet from here before when you got here Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, anybody. Jacob, if he comes back in and says, let me look one last time, I need you to yell out loud. What is it with you people? Well, dude, what's fun? No, no, I mean, like, forgetful, like people. Black, blue, was that loud out the hallway when Lou was like, I mean, I come in and there's a lot of them. Oh, yeah.

Is Crystal clear? Nice, dude. Is the door still open? I'm talking about rap. TikTok stars, not, hey was crystal clear nice dude. It's a door was so open talking about rap tip take talk stars not Hey, I got no cash. I just put it on my shirt. I can't buy you see me. I got nothing to blazing I'm so in season motherfuckin I am security for one of the fucking vice presidents of Rockefeller. Well, let me tell you something He is followed by column to rel. Yeah, I know, because we were talking about it.

Oh, so he's watching for the wrong reasons. I thought maybe he knew him we could have asked. Mike Lawrence and Chris Red. Interesting. I don't know, but dude, if I'm, it's clearly fake, right? I mean, to believe in that. No, you mean fake like he's fake like the audience and everything is fake?

Yeah, yeah, play more. You can see it. Do the red backdrop and then we'll compare it. Do a couple red backdrops and then we'll do a couple non-red backdrops. You can see the fader work. Yeah. Go up with the left track.

Twild. Shh. Give me some. Give me some. Have you ever gone on YouTube to look up one little thing and then three hours later you've seen so many videos that now you can do a really killer smokey eye? I once looked up one video on how to fix my phone charger

and my phone. They're still laughing now. Like the fact they're laughing through is the... It's like, it's got kills. Is the mistake? He goes, man, they couldn't even calm down enough to hear those setups. Yes, I blew a couple of your drums because I was the pressure in their head from fucking laughing My god, dude you're gonna kill people this guy's only problem is his premises are so funny

You can't barely hear the punch line. I have gone on YouTube before Continue you guys you ever know those filters like You guys you ever know is what those filters like What is he doing? It's a bit smoky eyes at the end. I didn't catch the punch line I don't know. I'm so good. I'm rolling right into the next one Cuz it has happened to me Some of the way someone started getting me see Zach Zucker who's got it. I think once you know What is the name of this venue? That is fucking great good job, Zach? Please go out into the real world.

Like a normal comedian to stop filming alone in a room and adding laugh track. He's getting called on. Did you know that? Oh. Oh. Um, let's keep going. Or is it, I mean, dude, If that video is real, can you send it to me, please?

I have to admit, I've padded people's laughs before. Am I editing process to make them sound funnier than they actually were. It's all, uh, uh. Trying to edit edit wait a second. Yeah, we don't have war we go back we go back and listen to bonfire we go It's completely padded with life This thing's like I don't even need live laughter on this show It's like now I just want to let people know when the jokes work because they can't always tell this thing is 80s sitcom juiced Joe was it? J1Eves?

J1Eves? Like I said, Jesus, you're such a terrible comedian. Oh my God, what's the reply? Suck dick. From him, the absolute worst. Okay, I see what he's doing though. I don't hate that. I don't hate the move, just eat the shit.

Yeah, but he doesn't respond to what comedy club is this. Go to the other one, I just want to see the comments. I don't know. You suck Yeah, he's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Zachari Woodward says, whether this is comedy, he did not respond to that. But let's see the joke. What if there's one that's just a banger? What if there's one real like, that's actually. I'm already relating to this setup. Yeah. I posted a video once asking if anybody knew why

at restaurants, the men's bathroom is usually the one further down the hallway than the women's bathroom and is like is that a thing? And it got like 50 likes and the top comment got like 3,000 likes and it said that's because all y'all men are bitches and you deserve to walk further you mark ass punk ass bitch Markass punkass bitch. Check it out! Damn! You two got it.

That one, it was a rise. I mean, yeah, that crowd really was on board. That crowd was like, damn, do this guys. The fucking goat. He's got them in the palm of his hand. My God. He's just crushing. Just with thoughts.

Um, he goes, guys, why are packages so hard to open look can you get a good audience? I get my Amazon package I want to get right to the thing but I can't because the tape is so gosh darn hard to open Club Dan When I leave the show these are the clips I'm gonna start putting up I guess he just hit his try You guys ever you ever get pizza and it's too hot to eat immediately What is that what am I cooling down what am I gonna wait for that to cool down? I want pizza right now Genius this guy might be a genius. She'll be your own comic club this I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that.

I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that.

I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. he, uh, when you like the, the idea of it, the beginning of somebody going like, what the Christ do you do? Yeah, this guy, either that or he is the most popular comic of this club. Damn, dude, what are we trying to do? You know, you know, you just set this up at home. You know, what you're gonna call it, uh, Todd, Todd Glass comes, goes around his own backdrop, curtain. Yeah. So I mean, yeah, this guy just drapes his little curtain back there. Listen, dude, we're trying to, you know, feel like you hear the name of the comic who brings his own backdrop curtain. Yeah, so I mean, and this guy just drapes his little curtain back there. Listen, dude, we're trying to, if you hear the name of the comic

who brings his own backdrop. I'm trying to give him the benefit of the doubt. It looks like it starts right. Is there anyone where he's on stage in front of an actual crowd where we can see... That one up there, go up to the one to the top left, up one more, that one. That looks like a real problem.

Okay, that might be a place. See See who's got in front of you. I am not the most confident person in the entire world. I think that person has got to be the guy who is in charge of web design at Craigslist. Sounds real. That dude has never second-guessed himself in his entire life. I don't know. By the way, he wrote, I can barely do this joke without laughing was the weird thing to say about yourself. I can barely get through this one without fucking bustin' up.

Lucky for you, I did this time. I was able to get through it this once to get it on wax. But then I had to go home. I had to go backstage and put ice chips in my mouth. I was gonna fuck it. My mouth was too on fire. Oh sorry, did I just fucking fucking did I just speak another classic? Oops looks like the gold factory was open

Oops, he doodles forgot to lock up the old gold factory before I shut this thing off You know what I thought I left the hit machine running when I left last night Why gotta hear about there? got to hear the rest of it It's so funny even I can't get this joke without coming in my pants with laughter He's here my new bit you know, oh, oh, I'll try to tell you without falling the pieces because this is Honestly, I have a bruise ribs of this might hurt. I can barely get through my own humor. It's so good. It's so good. This guy like, hey, we are building a brand new website.

It's going to connect entire cities. We've been trying to figure out who we want to design it. And we've chosen you. You'll have a team of people at your disposal. Whatever you dream up, we can make. And the guy was like, website, huh? dream up we can make and the guy was like website this crowd fantastic by the way

all text all the same text Do you think do you think he's like even more of a Hannibal Ectogenius and he goes records people killing at clubs and then Just ran them polls you think he's pulling he's like The Roy Scoville is down at the club and I fucking just recorded the audience he goes just throw this joke over a Regan live at the Acropolis audience. He goes just throw this joke over a Regan live at the Acropolis. Do you have a these are his friends? What's that? If this is real, this particular it does have a it does have a bringer audience vibe to it. You're right. Bring your audience. Is there a bio on this kid? Because I'd really like to

see if he's been doing comedy a long time. Cause I mean, listen, in the in the in the world, we're in with all this stuff. Like he's been doing comedy a long time because I mean listen in the world we're in with all this stuff like he could be doing comedy for three months and have all this do you know what I mean yeah you can get a cameo from him dude can we please go to his camera yes thank you and also real quick can we see do you think he's priced higher or lower than Bobby was initially don't like we're not gonna count His current price no now about 50 smackers. Yeah to humiliate yourself. Yeah, do you think it's above it or below it? I'm paying Bobby too much at the show now. I just realized

Giving Bobby too much scratch dude for 50 bucks. We'll dress like an asshole and Tulkers you Iina lover book a personalized video Book a business video. No, I need to hear him talking on this This is so this is sales picture. We have to go. Oh, this is on cameo. Yeah, he hasn't done one yet It doesn't look like anybody's booked him now. What's he cost a video? $50 for a personalized 50 same as Bobby or a business Three dollars for a message though you guys want to get a message? Yeah message for Jacob. Hi Jacob a talk producer of the bonfire on serious XM

Is that a real crowd? Yeah, if we pay him do you fucks with real crowds? That's what you should say if we pay him for the $50 we should If we pay him for the $50, we should, we pay him for the $150, we should have him explain how it is. We get sets up the shot, because we give him a message. We send him a message to say, that's like his own critique, but at, hey guitar friend, Jacob, go do comedy, actual comedy, and stop just doing it in your room

to a laft track. Yeah. Thank you. Or could we be like, we'll pay you extra if you can read this message to him in front of a crowd. Okay. He's like, oh shit, I've never been in front of a crowd. I gotta get a crowd together.

Never been in front of a crowd. Is this possible to pull off and get himself some work? Cause you say he's gonna be live in Dallas. So it, I mean, probably, probably got to work. This drive me, this is Robert Kelly and this guy. Are charging the same amount of money? Yeah, on Cambie, or he was. He was charged on.

He was charged on. Yeah. He's this bio. His bioinclusive, silly stand up. Pete's natural charm and warmth makes the audience want to hang out with him after the show crowd interaction And a world on this together feel makes Pete's comedy very different than the standard perform roti's dynamic is it Is that not I'm blown away by this guy

Pete is very different from the standard perform roti out there is this part of me that's like Genuinely kind of like oh if I had any business have you know when you see people just savvy We're like you know that's just trying to figure out every way to do it without doing it Look at that link tree of tiktok is YouTube and blah blah blah. Yeah, let's get back to the videos Do you know I'm fucking murdering I want to see the first one. It was YouTube though, because I am curious about that. If he's got like long sets up there on the top, there's a YouTube link at the top on the right. Did I buy his merch?

You think I won't buy his merch right now? You think I won't, you think I won't have that fucking? I know it is. Oh, it's in from a car, all right. Many stand up special. Okay, okay. Now we found that recently just because you put a special that doesn't mean it goes great.

Yeah, it doesn't. Now used to mean when someone was putting a special out that they had vetted that material and that the audience agreed with what they were doing and encouraged them, but sometimes people put YouTube specials out now. But he's been at this for a long, long time because he has, first of all, he done live at Gotham. Yeah, he's been okay, and he has a set up there from 15 years ago

15 years so is this two different learning on my space Is it he's aging fantastic? By the way that one Floating on my space is comedy works that's Denver comedy works oh yeah look at that hit that play i guess he uh... uh...

messages recently like people hitting on me which sounds great but it's not at all and i'll explain to you why because the people that i want hitting on me you two where have you been you guys never email me the people i don't want getting on me you serves

With your faces is he just I mean comedy versus a great club I Thought this guy's like a new comic cuz they can't vet everybody This guy's been doing it fucking as long as I have this guy's like 19 years in the game Yeah, I mean the ages fantastic. He did age fantasy. I can't take that away. I age like shit, dude Okay, so he's been in front of a crowd before How is he in age because he had the ring? Yeah, he has stuff to be something like that 15 years ago and nine years ago, but it's not consistent so I don't know There yeah, there's stuff from a long time maybe you stopped and then picked it back up on once like social

He's like I got afraid of audiences and then he was like well, can you still do this? He goes we go to the abstract and just stand in your mom's house like a psycho. Yeah, damn dude He just Beethoven this shit I can't hear the music so I'll feel the music Interesting the crowds intimidate me. So I'll stay at home. Oh wow, what else that's all the reason every reason to not do a cameo like have a cameo account For people to hire you it's just that right there because now you're right. It was funny It was really funny when we thought it was brand new just only the comedy in his bedroom It's hilarious and he had a cameo like wow the balls in sky he knows for a long time he's been in the game he can't

believe no one's asked him for a cameo he's been around since you know like late-night sets mattered yeah oh yeah 15 years for sure he's doing my space jokes my space clips that was like the original place you put up clips comedians give hilarious wedding speech I think three from videos. Also, he that's his hit. That's his free bird. That's his free bird. That's his lead step four. Go back to his Instagram. That was the funniest of the things. This guy's a knob. Okay. Wait a second go up. Let me tell you why I already, first thing he, him. There it is.

College shows, that's what it is. Check out his last side and set all the score with that black guy. Yeah, okay, we'll see you. He goes back in wearing his fur. We go, check if did you beat that guy up. It's colleges, he does colleges. Well, it's that request. So it would make the most sense if this guy's been around for that long and we've never heard of him and he's

Putting up stuff like that. Oh, you're a yoey or me. Yeah Christine you sign up. No, I was just looking at scankfest It's good to scank fest. We should it'd be the most fucked up thing But we should have an unknown to the people on it like a shitty comedy room Oh, man, or just have him just go do a room just have nobody know about it just goes I don't know if you're up in room C or have the staff Just it's just him in a room by himself and he has to do it and then we can add our own sounds You can edit your own shit. You could score your own comedy show. Yeah, dude If you guys had one room at skank fest, we're like shitty comedy and no one know

It's just you have to just get it by the yeah, but yeah, just word will spread through the festival He goes I think that one room is like purposefully all shitty comics. It's really bad comics Sometimes you'll see a festival poster and you're like what are they doing there? Let me tell you about this peak character He's not showing up thinking he's in the shit room. He's gonna accept that. He's like, of course. Yes, you guys want me to close out? Okay.

You guys hear me rip it up about YouTube comments. And by the way, just don't put me on too much stuff. I want to enjoy myself a little bit. I want to take some time. Get a lot of demands. I want to press some flesh. Get out there, see what the market has to offer. I don't fucking want to be a bother on anybody Then the saddest thing Saturday having a cameo is having a cameo that no one's ever oh

God got one of that would fucking burn dude Jacob meanwhile still missing out on all that scratch Oh, Jacob would be overloaded. Oh, that own merch. Yeah, Christine, everybody hates racists. Of course, everybody versus racists. He's also hitting a football with a hockey stick. Just think about it for, oh, so panic of the Costco. It really, see, I don't know. That's my, here's my problem with this.

You know, I have my own shit made for myself So like this another weekend where everybody wants my reading his gay shirt. Yeah, make it merch And I'm like maybe I will make it much but then I think about it's got nothing to do She's something I thought was funny for me. Yeah to capitalize on just like I could do that 70 shirt today Like that just think of a funny thing to put on it That's right dude Nick Mullen made a ton of money doing that He was like I'll do the Ben Walshirts or he'll make a classic steakhouse shirt.

He was just making shirts that nothing to do with bits or anything. He was like I'm gonna sell this shirt. Yeah that's what I mean. I get to making money off of it but it's just like yeah. He's got one that says service animal on the shirt. Pups and pups and pups and more pups. I would teach Merchor Andy before I'd wear that shirt. I would teach Merchor to be a fucking ring dog before I would. Wait, this is all the guy? Yeah, it's all his. I mean, he's got a

massive merch store. Can I tell you right now? He's got a bigger and I just know this. He has a merch store that's the same size as the Denver nuggets because I was looking for a new hat And I was like that they don't have any options It's smart because you don't have to like him or even care He's just got something for everyone dude Nate When I first started hanging out Nate he would tell me about this guy in Tennessee who was like not that good of a comic But he hadish t-shirt That said koochi fruit like juicy fruit the Nate was like sold out of it every time

He goes down come in bring a box of shirts and just sell some comedians especially when they hit a certain age Are just become snake oil salesman that are moving shirts. You're just a traveling shirt store Do this guy. Well your whole comedy set up like you do your five jokes for the shirts you sell, you know what I mean? Yeah, one guy, we talked about it on the show with a guy that was, ain't no cereal without the milk. A begrudging, begrudgingly open for me in Nashville. Back when, you know, we do like the split weekends,

you do the LH, I do the LH shows and the early shows, this Christian comic, and his opener was an older guy who was like super mad. Cause I was like 32 or whatever. And he's like, I'm old, but how old are you? I was headlining when you were nine and you're like, well, you stink. He goes, well, somehow you've been demoted in the last 20 years.

So that sucks. Maybe he had a coffee shop, right? Some jokes on. But his shirt was, I got hit and that turned out all right, and it just was eating it with our audience He's like I got hit and I'm all right and they're like okay, so I'll be selling that And then he come back in the green room and be like your fans don't like merch and I'm like no And then a second I he's like well well I know I'm not gonna sell anything

so I'm out of here and you're like, he bombed two shows dude. I'm out of here because this people don't get it. Yeah dude, he really, he ate it so hard the second night that he was like, and he's fucking you cheap ass fans and you're like, dude, why? I'm taking it out on them because you stink. To bite nuts on stage and then go stand by a merch

afterwards with your hands. Get it? Hey. You got your hands on stage. I guess it goes. You know how much? 15. I got everything up to 2x. 15 and I got a cube. I don't worry. I take amics. I take the scum. Yeah. And you can also get my first album, which is called Soap in the mouth. A little fun one. I recorded that at the doctor Grins. Races. Everybody ever one worse racist shirt. Yeah. Yeah, just a lounge round at home. Yeah, not to wear a public.

I would never in public. Here's what I'm going to do, Jacob, for you. I'm going to have that exact shirt made for you because there's nothing Pete can do about it. Dude, I don't trade more vets. I really hope all of his knowledge and smarts and stuff is just legality. I hope so. He'll be just criminal. He just jams me up and go, oh my god.

I hope he just breaks your back with litigation. That's so funny. He goes, oh, you think it's funny to publicly do that to me. A property that I own and is registered with the city of Los Angeles and federally with the United States under code. You know, like, oh god, damn it. Jacob, would you wear it if I put races first everybody, dash, Pete, whatever his last name is?

And yeah, under it, like, cool. I'm like, that's official. Oh, this is a secret menu. This is like animal style. Yeah. Okay. If I want to put the McChicken on the Big Mac, that's pretty different. Oh, there's like y'all surf and turf for the McAdees.

Yeah. That's yeah, different. Oh, there's like Y'all surf and tear for the Mickey D's. I got ya. Damn, dude. Do the first club of him in front of nobody. Yeah, the red curtain. I do want to see the fucking genesis of this. Yeah, down at the beginning, like when he first was like, I've got it. I've got it.

Cause it's not like he's new and he doesn't know how to do stand up. It looked like he was sold out of a bunch of places. So weird. Because you want to vary the club. If it is a club, it's that one red curtain the whole time. Yeah. He might be. But also we aren't considering the possibility that he had one of the best seven and a half hour sets. Anybody's ever had in their lives.

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