The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Fallen Idols (feat. Krystyna Hutchinson & Corinne Fisher)

Episode Date: April 14, 2022

After Tuna Casserole Day, Corinne Fisher & Krystyna Hutchinson of The Guys We F$#ked Podcast join The Bonfire as the gang discuss how some favorite performers keep coming up to be bad people.Stream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/BonfireFollow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM@DanSoder www.DanSoder.com@BigJayOakerson www.BigJayOakerson.com@KyrystynaHutch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXcI4ZNzwxk@PhilanthropyGal https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXcI4ZNzwxk

And now the bonfire with Big J. Ocerson and Dan Soder. I wanna sex you up. Oh, nice. That was awesome. You thought I was giving you a volume up thing? I was just doing like a dance move. I wanna sex you up. Take stock, you know, and stuff.

You guys are doing a whole choreograph thing now. We're in sync. I think it's because you put a parasite in me. Welcome back to the bonfire. We're in sync. I think it's because he put a parasite in me Welcome back to the bonfire Seriously Talk one or three. Look at him. He fed me part of it. I'm still even coming one. Did I got a track I got a tracker in me now Him and Lou are you thinking about sex right now because I am too is that you doing that to me? Lou and Will follow my movements on a board because I hate a thing easy. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do in tour stuff, they don't really care about the guy just decked the other guy in the face. Is that recently?

No. That was a couple years ago. We watched it on here. Oh, yeah, of course. We have to re-bring out just to see if you remember. You know it's fun about this show. I've been doing it seven years. You can, we've smoked enough weed

that you could bring up subjects that we've covered. By the way, if we have this people, don't even freak out because it will have all different stuff and some same stuff. But like the Scott Bayo tapes? Great revisit. Totally forgot how fucking fun that was. So fun.

Yeah, we just got to call them Revisits. I'm going to move. Hello. Daniel, so happy you're the person who has to turn to that. Our guests are showing up. This studio is terribly designed, ladies. How are you? Ladies, ladies.

Hello. Ladies, ladies. ladies hello please take a seat Sorry for me being in the way show the ladies to their chairs ladies you just missed the cooking segment which was lovely No, we didn't have the rolls Oh, yeah, Dan housed it I Enjoyed it very much. It was a tuna casserole I enjoyed it very much. It was a tuna casserole. Maybe with a regano.

It was a lot of a regano. To craft that. Interesting is a pleasant way to put it. Crafts singles melted on top. It feels like an Italian take on a tuna mouth. Crafts, it has a taste. By the way, you don't know how happy you just made these. When you said that, he just went,

That's what I'm doing. It's a tagline. That's how you spin. I'm doing it. Would you likeline. That's how I'm in a spin. I'm not doing it now. Would you like some? Would you like some? Would you like to try some? Oh no, I'm good. That sounds like not a good thing to do

when you're like walking into like, be like, hey, listen to our thing and then watch me eat tuna hot. Yeah, I feel like people would like that. Mm, I feel like tuna is like the least sexy thing that you can eat, but it's one of my favorite foods. By the way, I love it too. Jake, by the way, Jake would have cut off his left arm instead of eating that tuna.

Is how much he didn't want to, he wouldn't put it to his lips. Yeah, it actually became a thing on air that he didn't want to eat in the, not even a forkful. We begged. We offered everything. It's too healthy. It was great. He's never tried a casserole. That's a safe answer.

No, it was the, that's the cream on mushroom soup. Honestly, I felt like the, the yellow of the craft cheese balanced out the gray. I was the gray of the tuna in water. I had a lovely cold can of Canada dry, so I was ready to. That sounds good. It was really good. It was honestly the perfect balance. At some point you're going to yell the word, uh,

Lou in a bathroom now. Lou! Lou! Lou! Lou! I'm sorry! And then just apologize to my own body for what I've done. Let's introduce officially our guests. Did you do it already? No, I'm just don't.

Oh, thank God. Did it's such a stoner show where you're like, we never introduced it. We've got a whole show. We just need to cast a role and then forget the guest area. Yeah, we've done full shows where you never introduced it at the beginning. I'm like, oh, yeah, we never came in with the show.

Yeah. Everybody, they're new special, the guys, we fuck comedy special with Karen Fisher and Christina Hutchinson streaming now on YouTube for free. Yeah. Let's go get a click. Oh, my God, just go click it. Don't be a dick.

Don't be a dick, give a click. Damn, that's good. That should be the tagline also for this casserole. That's because your tuna gave me the thinking power. Game the clicks. That's brain food, dude. That's how you got to sell your oregano tuna oregano casserole.

Every couple minutes, I'm getting oregano still in my teeth. It's just stopping for 45 minutes. Everybody, I guess, on the hilarious. Christina Hodges, in a Karin Fisher lady. Thank you. Welcome. Thanks for letting me be part of this special, by the way. Yeah, you were great. Thank you for doing very special

Cammy, Elvis. I showed a little I showed a little middle chest. Oh, how do you feel about that? Well emotionally I hated it, but I was doing it for the gals or my friends, but did you feel the breeze on your chest? You know what? No one let it was a very it was a very open It was the first like cabaret feeling I ever felt going to a place. Did you guys talk him into it, were you like? No, actually, the outfit or the... No, that would have been the room to do it though. I walked in and it was sort of in their underwear. And then I think the final thing was said, it was like,

all right, well, I'm just undressed. I'm going to get in front of Jay. So please, I'm like, right away, I'll be out of the room. Well, they did ask for a double XL. And we had already purchased an XL because it was short on and Halloween costumes because it was December Was January at that point and so I was like, I just get in this one. I think you can get it and you did don't use I left I left I know oh I thought you told me a story about that so I was like oh, he's gonna I said I wouldn't do that. That's the one thing because I draw that draws too much attention good good like that at all

but um you're skinny all. But now it was a, it was, hey, Christine. Oh, hey. Oh, hi Mark. What are you talking about? But when I left, I left, there was, there was so much girl and underwear who I knew that I left in such a huff. I left Christine's Christmas present glasses there.

Pretty awesome. That she got for me and I haven't been back to get them. Wow. Wait, still? Have a mail into you. I probably should have had a mail it to me. Oh, you should have told us. I feel like we've been back there since the after and I would have picked them up for you. Yeah. There's a lot of things you could have done. She just has a very nice face. You know what? You just left them there. Noted? There's ways to handle this. I'm finding out on air and I feel terrible I almost that that's almost impressive that you have

I got to stop the car to find a bargain spot to go up and then come back down Where is this where is this place 20 something Chelsea Chelsea my god come on what it's not that far from here on your way Kitchen people It's a different temperature on that block all together Oh boy It's a different temperature on that block all together Don't we the wind tunnel Congratulations on the special girls. Thank you. Thank you You're making the rounds here. We have so many fucking thing we have 80 different things we want to talk to these girls about well We Feel like I forgot all I got a regano brain. Yeah, dude. Sorry. That tuna filled me up. I got theitis. Don't dance ready for a fucking dog like nap

I could go to sleep. Oh, you guys mind if I crash on the couch for about 20 Sorry, I didn't know I was gonna get so low Yeah, salt and tuna No, but you're a Jay's a huge Maryland Manson fan and I know you This is exactly what I wanted to talk about. Yes, but I'm a queen. I'm wearing a cruise this donut He's kind of fallen apart and so we're at this age where like all of our favorite artists that we like love growing up or starting to just Fucking fail. I like that falling apart. You're like you mean raping a people. Well, no, he's Josh Homie's like being accused of domestic disputes and shit and it's like you know

Manson with the rape charges and you're just kind of like hey, can any any of you guys just pull it through? Can we just enjoy you? Doutful. Yeah, I can't wait till better stuff comes up because it will, Lou. Eddie Vettie would never fuck a man. Can you do think he plays a ukulele and doesn't want to touch small children? Oh, good point. Oh, good point. Christina, Christina, who's your hero that's going to fall from grace? Because ours are already better. Eddie Vettor's definitely got some kids on his one thing somewhere my year was Beyonce and pop culture I can't wait for that you're gonna find out she's using like child labor for something no that's a chair what it would be yeah she get Kathy lead

yeah there's two labor having somewhere in the latter the other day she's a corporation she's like such an icon that there's gonna be a thing where you're like, oh, fuck, that's what it was. It's an oversight. Well, Marrow, Manson was a, he takes the cake. And I said, I've described it this way many times. I think, Kurt, I'll agree with this too. Like, I think he got what he was. Like, he got the character. He was like the satire. He was. And when he was younger, and I think as he got older, he didn't deal with getting older well. And he absinth himself into believing his own bullshit and thinking he's like,

but it's just. He's ego broke. His performances have been horrific, or which doesn't have to be. Yeah, I remember fat performer. Fat Manson when the stage fell on him. Oh my God. Oh, yeah. No.

So I brought Christine. I brought Christine before, and she's been like for me, she's kind of like, it was good. I'm like, shut up, it was horrible. She's way better. She's way better. She's way fucking good. I mean, times that you see him. He tripped the hiccup in the microphone at one point.

I think I only saw him live like two times, because I was coming from high school when I was like too young to see him in person. So I only got to see him subpar live. So for me, it was good, because I was comparing it to things I, you know, things I watched on YouTube and it's never the same as a live experience. And I met him in person, like I paid like $500

to go on his bus. I mean, it was a hot interaction, but now weird and retro-spec, I suppose. Oh, shit, that evidence comes out and you're like, oh, God damn it. Because he says like wacky shit. I love to drink your blood and then mix up blood and then we could blood out.

Believe it. I have a centrifuge in my place. Would you like to have it see a collider? All of that. Yeah, see, he was just very sexual. And I, you know, liked it wasn't too far for me, especially because I'm the one who initiated it. Oh, really?

So you went on and took a shot at Marilyn Manson? Well, I was with my best friend who's a hot gay man. And I went on and I just asked him if we could take a weird photo together. And he kind of looked at me like, what do you mean? And I was like, no, I mean, like can you give me bunny ears or something? Not like can I touch your dick? And then he kind of gave, he gave us bunny ears, which was a cute photo. And I knew it was going to be.

And I had really thought a long time about it. And then for the next one, because we got a Polaroid per person, and so for the next one, he turns to me right before the camera clicks and he goes, you can touch my dick in this one. And then I was like, daddy. Yeah. That was worth $500 right there for Marilyn Manson to say that to me. Did you touch it?

Iconic. No, actually, because he presented his dick in man in pants. In pants, but he like, I could tell he was not fucking joking around. Was it hard? Was he hard? And I didn't go that far. I was nervous. You know?

Look how evil you're making it. I feel like more of a boy. Oh, the darkness is rising. Oh, no, it looks like if your recommendation is becoming we're not allowed to. Oh my god. It was like two wild and crazy guys where you shoot your shot at something you never think

is going to work. And then it works. And then you go, I'm panicking. I don't know how to handle that. And he's locked up. Well, praise baffamette, LeCouwoke. But I did. I put my hand as far up the thigh connects

to the penis area. Yeah. And that's as far as I could go. And also, I didn't want to touch his dick in front of my best friend who, I don't know, I don't know if you're gonna be smelling your hand all night. Yeah, I'm not into the voyeurism kind of thing. So, I don't know.

But it was a very satisfying experience. When you got off the bus, you were like, damn, I almost touched Marilyn Manson's face. Yeah, yeah. When a guy you want bus, you were like, damn, I almost touched Marilyn Manson's face. Yeah, yeah. When a guy you wanna fuck gets me, too, it sucks. Because you're like, la la la la la la la. Yeah, man.

It makes you question, it makes me question my own taste, too. Was James, how's that? I was gonna say it, who got you in that regard? Were you like a celebrity crush? I mean, Manson, obviously, is got into the business. James Franco, I remember, was one of those.

Because I met him before a while ago, and then I somehow thought that Yeah, and he said no, but what did you do? What was his me to Teaching it and why you and then asking Nudes asking for news and I'm like I thought you meant his acting class in general like it was a crime that he's like, like, you want to be here. I don't know. I don't know what you're thinking about. I thought you meant his acting class in general. Like, it was a, it was a crime that he's just trying to act. I'm never acting coach right. It was like, ladies, you've all been molested by his teacher.

Thank God. Hey guys, can you pull off a loof charming rapie? Mm-hmm. Yeah, he got in trouble. Who else got in trouble for like, uh, just being, I mean, Depp is going through with Amber herd right now. But that's Amber herd's fault. You know, everyone got in trouble. Who else got in trouble for like just being, I mean, Dep is going through with Amber Hurd right now. But that's Amber Hurd's fault. You know, everyone's pretty sure.

They heard it here first, everybody. Yeah. No, I mean, sure. Yeah, it's her fault. It seems like she really created a scenario where it was supposed to look like he was doing something and really she was the abuser, which I mean, wow, women are getting ahead, finally.

Yeah, look at that, dude. Sometimes I'll get a heads up on a guy that's about to, wow, women are getting ahead. Finally. Yeah, look at that. Sometimes I'll get heads up on a guy that's about to get me to mostly comment. Yeah. And then I'm like, damn it. It's usually somebody I want to fuck. Like, Chris DeLia, I had a huge crush on. And then a friend of his was like, don't, I'm like, why?

And he's like, don't. I got two days. I got two days for the news drops. When's it going to press? Friday at 3 p.m. Oh, God. Oh, God. I could say I didn't know. Yeah. Well, they just released footage of him doing spots in L.A.

Like someone leaked it, like it was Instagram storing it. And then of course it went viral on Twitter. And he's basically not doing jokes. He's just on stage and he has a go-to now. And he's like, yeah, man, sometimes in this business, you got to learn that like people are going to want you to be someone. And if you're not that person, they're going to get mad at you. And you're like, that, man, sometimes in this business, you gotta learn that people are gonna want you to be someone. And if you're not that person, they're gonna get mad at you. And you're like, that's not at all.

What was that about? What are you talking about? I don't know. That's gotta be fuck teenagers. Yeah, going to a- That's who he is, Christine. What? And be who he is? He is. In Canada, 16 is legal in Canada.

And, which is the problem? Was it confirmed he fucked underage girls? Was that was asking for pictures of legal in Canada? That's not underage He was asking for news, but then some of them said no like you dude you're all like Dude that's got it when you're like when you're like a famous guy I'm someone shuts you down like that. They're like you're being creepy. You got to be like Sorry, I got a fly out of here. I'm like, shit, go to the party, people parties. Cause getting shut down, no matter what age,

you're still getting shut down. It's so hurt, yeah. It's still a fucking blow to your ego. And if you got an ego that big, and it's like, try my damnedest, there would be in positions like that, so much in my life. And then, like a shit, also the coolness of being, like, you know, those kind of guys that are in it

for like, the fariest reasons, being like, I would love if you showed me your body and they go ill you're grossing me out and he goes all right like if anyone turned down Dracula like that like if Dracula was like come with me you know like you're fucking weird he's like okay maybe I should get out to you yeah I see your stupid accent Transylvania somewhere else bitch when I was that Transylvania high I was over with Yeah, it's your stupid accent. I think I know. Trentel Vainey, you know, you know, you bitch. When I was, when I was, when I was, I said, Trentel Vainey, I was over the weight. But they're pretty good.

That's pretty good. I've been to Romeate. I've been to Trentel Vainey, yeah, in real life. Really? Yeah. You did the pilgrimage? Yeah, exactly. Like, that's how into vampires, I am.

I gotta see where they're made. The pilgrimage. Yeah, I gotta go with the head vampire. Guys, I slept in a Vlad's bed. I went to my mecca, Vlad and Paylor's castle. Was it cool? I did, and it was so cool. That shit would be cool to go to.

Yeah, you have to have a local villager, you bribe him, because he has a robot, and Vlad- This sounds like Dracula. Yeah, Vlad's tomb is in, you have to cross a moat, and it's in a tower in the middle of the moat. It's so cool, and there's wild dogs everywhere, so have to cross a moat and it's in a tower in the middle of the moat. It's so cool and there's wild dogs everywhere. So it feels like wolves are following you.

They call them community dogs, but they're wild dogs and they hallowed at the moon. It's the most incredible place I've ever been in my entire life. And then you go to Romania and you go, hey, can you give me the bloody empire of St. New York? That's a utility box. That's a service's light. Is that a screw? Yeah, I guess no one knows where he's griffies.

I never go see anything. Well, I was in Utah once. When I was in Utah once, they took me to see the barn where they told me Kevin Bacon did his solo dance. That's cute. Never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never,

never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never it was. One of them has a restaurant in it now. And because the broadmore, but I don't, one of them, there's two hotels attached to this. There's one that's the picture they do from the outside. That's when they shot in. Yeah, the one that they,

the one that the picture on the outside the broadmore, which is in Colorado. And then the one they shot in is, I think in Washington state, I think that's what it was. I think Washington. But then the third one, so I'm talking about the one

that Stephen King stayed at where he was inspired to pen the shining, which is an Estes Park, Colorado. And I've been many times, they actually do comedy there. Yeah, they booked it. No, it's not that, what is it, oh my God, what is it called? It's my favorite place on the planet, I forgot. What is Stanley?

Well, that's Stanley, yes. I thought that's what it's called in the book, I don't know. Well, that's apparently, the story, I've stayed there. And like, out of, I story. I've stayed there and like out of I I mean, I'm like into ghosts, but I'm like hesitant to believe that they're real, but that place is haunted. I wonder if that's one of my mom worked it. The one my mom worked that was haunted. She worked at the Honda when I worked at the restaurant there. The Stanley has a very nice hotel. A beautiful whiskey bar. The front porch that wraps gorgeous. Absolutely gorgeous. I never want to believe it.

I'm just finding out that she's talking to me the whole time with her cute touchers. One idea. One I have no idea anything about ghosts, but any place I've gone that says it's haunted. I stayed a few hotels. They go that one you're staying at the do say is actually haunted. You asked the front desk people and they do stuff like this. They're like, yeah, sometimes the elevator opens and a guy holding a servant tray comes out and stuff. It's like, it's never done.

You know, it's on a shut up Lisa. Is it? Yeah. I'm doing a fucking seducu. And I go, yeah, and once in a while, I'm doing a seducu. And a, a, a, she's like, I, uh, she was, you know, a little girl carries her head down the hallway, but that's it. It's cute. Oh my god. What is this? The shining hotel? This is the Stanley, the other know. It's cute. Oh my god. What is this, the shining hotel? This is the stand-in. This is the stand-in. You have the visual.

It's breath-taking. Great place to get married, insane. I tried to take Christina. They're last time we were there. And there was a fire. Fire. Fire. Oh yeah. They were drifting so far that they had to evacuate the hotel.

We had a tour booked. I was so ready to see a ghost kid. Yeah. So pissed. I'm so obsessed with ghosts. Really? Yeah. Yeah. You go into a place that's this way. What are that's what you were from. I'm taking classes to become a medium. Apparently, anybody can do it. Oh, absolutely. Yeah. Yeah. You just got to learn

to lie. You got to learn how to do it. No, no, no. Check people's Facebook profiles. Find out about them through pictures. Did you lose? I make them think you're a genius. You lost a relative with the name. There's D the D in the name. I feel bad for repeating So I just said it on skank about some of our friend Michelle's Friend who was like made a living yeah, that's being a psychic medium and she's like, why don't you believe it my go because Why isn't it the only thing he talks about all the time In pure nightmarish hell that is having a connection to the speed there's like And they go they go., oh yeah, it goes,

also let's go to McDonald's. Yeah, and I'm talking to a spooky spirit right now. Hey, it's a conductor from the 1840s. He was crushed on your train. He said, he said there's foul play. Does it become that guy? Does it will be Goldberg? Yeah, it does.

Yes, it does. Stop it. You're smart. I'm gonna fucking learn how to do this and I'm gonna read you and you're gonna shit your pants. I'm not. Okay. What are you gonna read?

I'm excited about it. I'm excited to see you. You're uncomfortable and skimmy clothing. The whole point is, you're supposed to relay things at the, there's no way they would know. My mom worked at the Stanley Hotel in 1968. Oh, that's so cool. Is that the haunted one?

Yeah. I think so, that's the one where one we're dressed in a squirrel costume blowing Did a show would never say that about you Just funny. It's my mom. No, it's great with it your own mom. I don't know what don't work Yeah, that's really really cool. Yeah, then we had call her to talk about ghosts and she kept calling a mapper, and I was like, have we need you to shut up? Well, that's called spec. Whenever we talk about Dan's mom, we have a sound effect for it.

So she, Trish put the pack away. She can write a letter, mom. Yeah, she's a fucking independent ghost bus. Calm down Trish. That's awesome. That's like my dream. But with Marilyn Manson, you saw that documentary, obviously. You watched like the two-parter.

I didn't actually. OK. Wait, where is that one? I've seen lots of documentaries. Hey, Joe Max. The one with the red, Evan Rachel Wood put out. Oh, I don't know what. Last Phoenix, I think?

I, I, that's what it's called. I didn't even know that she put it out, because I was following her on Instagram when everything was breaking, because she was posting stories from all the other survivors. But I didn't even know that she put it out because I was following her on Instagram when everything was breaking because she was Posting stories from all the other survivors, but I didn't watch that documentary I didn't even hear about it because I think once that went down I was just like I just have to do you like on out yeah, well, I mean listen I still have this really cool poster up in my

apartment, but that's rob zombies on it too, so I just take it down It's my private home. I mean, I obviously think he's like a bad guy. I believe it for sure when I watch the documentary, but I also, I gotta watch this. I also am curious if he's hearing it all going like, what? I thought we were into like blood-bladding. You know what I mean?

I don't know. What do you mean you didn't want it? You say? Like't want it? Like, the fact that she was so young, it was just too manipulatable anyway. So it's like whatever situation she was in, even at the time, there's about evidence of her. I think on her own accord saying like,

I love this, I'm finally being myself and all this kind of shit. But the one that got me the craziest, you hear the accusation is, I thought it was one of the one hottest things and coolest videos, you know the The heart-shaped glasses video the long version. We're in the beginning. They're he's fucking Evan Rachel Wooden Yeah, he's the song evidence is playing okay in the background and she says that he

In front of the crew like just started fucking her for real and she was like didn't know that was gonna happen didn't want that that Where they not they weren't dating or anything? They were dating. They were dating. He just started, oh I see. And showing like, yeah, I'm just gonna fuck and you just started fucking her actually. Uncontrollable fire.

I mean, the thing was there were so many parings in Hollywood where the age gap is just like, we're all watching it and we're all like, that's not like, okay, but you know, it's like, so we're all complicit in it. Well, it's like, when you're just photographing and then you're making them forget their. Not me, I'm pedifying, I don't know if you guys heard. Oh, he didn't. I've been pedifying. Yeah, he's like so we're all complicit and it's like when you're photographing not me I'm pedophile I don't know if you guys heard

Oh, he didn't I've been pedophile He's been out on the road Oh, oh for two but I'm out there So how does it like with a like Kim Kardashian and Pete Like she's 41 he's 20 but 26 or whatever He's almost 28 now Yeah, I'm ready

I'm like he's 28 I always think he's 16 right now I do too but I'm like I'm like, oh, he's 18 year old I I do to I'm like I'm like I'm like 28 Yeah, no, no stop this crazy lady. Yeah, and also I can't speak I I had the same exact age gap as like Britney Spears and Kim Kardashian in my relationship So she did it for 3624 who's Britney Spears is new babies baby daddy Sam segari hot dumb guy

Really? Is he just like a hot idiot lips. You just want to sit on him Just came in and just don't you seem to nodding also long too. Yeah, Jay's like I'm telling you right now. I'm getting real man since second picture over here If you know what I mean, I think it was telling you outside of someone reached out to me This guy loves Lynn and I forgot outside of someone reached out to me. Oh, yeah, this guy loves Lynn and I forgot. Yeah, someone reached out to me today, I think on Instagram, Vanna. I can't remember her last name. Vanna McCreery V.A. and A McCreery. That's like a fake. It doesn't make a fake name, but no, she wrote a book also called

like Marilyn and me. Apparently it's supposed like her tell all thing and she was like, yeah, my ex boyfriend of seven years dated he was in a relationship With somebody right before me that just had just got out of relationship with Manson and then really my ex Yeah, and I heard some not great Because I have to believe this was a Even it was slow burn at some point a switch flipped because if Rose McGowan She's the one I'm she wouldn't she would have screamed if in the rooftop But'm like, if you're that terrible, are you that terrible to every single person? No, I know exactly what he did, because, okay,

so I read, or those, that's evidence for him. I read Rose Mjellin's book, and that's one of the, she is taken down every man in the business, like Quentin Tarantino, everyone. And Marilyn's one of the few people who she has said I had a positive experience with, that being said, Dita Vantis also had a positive story. So I think what he was doing was the most famous

people he was treating well and then everyone else he was treating badly. And because he has these a couple of famous people who have only good things to say about and we're going to listen to them more. It was actually like and that makes you see like how deep the plan was. I think it's the timing. I think it's after the deed of aunties, what is the stuff I know as a fan, but he seemed to never kind of snap that. I think that's when he became,

I mean, we have friends who are musicians out in LA, at one point they were like, dude, he's like sad. Look, he's like, he's just like eating. So he's like, he's like, it does coaxing each hamburger. It lives above a liquor store or something. Just goes down, gets tall boys, slams a fucking double burger, doing blows, guys.

So it's like he just kind of like, he was a mess and just doing absinthe and everything like that. Because he actually, I think he still loves like the going on being there on the mass. Wow. Still. Rolling Stone did that wild story on him where like he keeps his apartment chilly.

He like I'm so chilly that everyone's cold. It's so dark. His staff can't see around. He refers to vodka as vodka. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. They did an article I got on Johnny Depp too about how he's just drinking too much wine

and a castle in London and everyone's like, you are already like I'm fine. Everything's okay. Dude, Johnny Depp's so funny watching the Hawkeye get like hot girl treatment. Yeah. When Johnny Depp had a thing, we watched some video about him doing his art. Oh, my God. And it's like him, they make it so dramatic, he's got all his paint. No, it's not even that.

He just takes printed out pictures of celebrities. And like just like, you know, it's like, it's a gift to him. He's like, he's like, he's got a about, and he slaps like some red on it. He puts a, oh David Bowie thing down the most, the most passionate, yeah. He's got like five headbands on him. Oh my God. Oh, yeah.

He's just laced in headband. Oh no, he's just painting over a picture. And FDR. It's the same as when you give a kid, it's like when you give a kid a coloring book. And you know, never fear truth. No, it's like when you give a kid a coloring book and you never fear truth No, it's like when you give a kid one of those coloring books where you dip the pen and water and then you just color over it And then the colors of peor because it's already got a bunch of dots. Yeah, no artistic merit. Is this pretty crazy That I learned that you wear multiple heads

Never fear truth is that the name of his oh, yeah yeah, never fear truth So he says everything he does has bangs And a bracelet rough wow Johnny Depp and Marilyn Manson our best friend so checks out oh Yeah, that art makes me let art. It really is funny to me. It's like he's trying to be Andy Warhol Did you Josh out of Myers that top left one? Tim Burton that's my homie He's gonna show you what happens to it. It's just ponder Oh my god

He's gonna done this on an iPad. Did you guys think about this? Look at the drawing I did I made him a gave him bloody lips. What a double-sided deal I can't just fan to do something like this on an iPad. I paid her $25 to do exactly that on it I'm gonna put you know what I said FT Jerry did I can get this on Fiverr. I got Johnny Depp trying all over me What's the hammer must have I got you seen I don't know what I've seen but Johnny I don't like it What do you do? Oh my god, look how shitty the writing is on look at go to the hundreds Thompson one all the way to the left

My god, we made the orange glasses pink my god, maybe look at her was sucking on a butt look at that dude. It's so weird Yeah, dude is what happens to you? I'll tell you what the, I got your whole life. Is that Johnny Depp signature? Because I don't mind that. I like you good. You're back on board.

You're a wacky signature. No, I'm not on board. That's like you practice it. I'm telling you man, cool's got a price. If you're cool for a while, you're gonna pay that price at the end where you're just not cool anymore.

Good die young. Marilyn Manson, if he died at 36 years old, he'd have been elected forever. If Johnny Depp would have died at 35, all three of these women would be weeping at the, just hearing his name, he'd be like, he was, it's like James Dean. James Dean could have got old and fat and gotten brando. Yeah. And everyone would stop being like, he was the bastard. Johnny Depp could have made it to 50.

And still, he pulled off 50. I'm sorry, he's like, he's like, he's like the last Johnny Depp could have made it to 50 and still yeah, he's like he's a hot 50 He's like the last five years he did do it his last five years when you started getting like the face Yeah, he's getting age age things are happening to him. I feel like Johnny Depp still doing great Marilyn Manson has really just become a shell of a man like he's seen his performance everything about him like He's like disgusting. He's become a despicable human being. Yeah, yeah Well, I've been on like on the last hot day, I think he was still doing it for me But it was very dark on the bus

That stuff on it you you called you shut shut up forearm tattoos. I know we're working on it I know Crinch of Karin shop that came art the day before it closed I was fine. I was in there. I bought stuff and then now it's all gone. Yeah The cool guy let me touch the cool before it closed. And as I was fine, I was in there, I bought stuff, and then now it's all gone. Yeah. Yeah, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, who, they, they, who, they, let me touch the cool, they're cool, satanic guys, let me touch the dick,

and you guys are gonna probably move. They're gonna, they're gonna, they're gonna, let's take our last breaks, we take our last break. Yes, we shall, we'll come back, we're hanging out, the guys, we fucked special. On YouTube. On YouTube. And Karin Fisher is available to,

go check it out, go give a click, we'll be right back. It's the bonfire Oh, you're so provocative and cool. The songs are so good. Still that I can only listen to my apartment That's what it happens when you're famous like there comes a point where it inner it inner sex where you start saying the things about yourself That others say about you and that's where you're fucked. Oh, yeah, for sure. That's where you're on hype. Yeah. Yeah, it's just like believing his own hype. You look at your own. Sorry. You look like Welsh farms. Yeah. It's making me nervous. Yeah. Blue just said genuinely off not on microphone. He said it sympathetically because I really hope I don't get you guys sick with that. Why? I mean, it could be bad. Cantuna. I don't know what know what could happen was it all came straight feeling well. I'm feeling fine

But now you're putting it in their head exactly Yeah, you're gonna get a mental diary. You're gonna placebo effect me, dude. Yeah. Oh, well farm. So they have a Website Oh, that's great. You're gonna get away. Wait, wait, dude. It says delian convenience So that's really a real place to get it's not 24 7 though. So that's that's good to it There is they shut they have a closing time. Yeah, and it's also a really a place to get it's not 24 7 though. So that's that's good to if there is they shut They have a closing time. Yeah, and it's also a reasonable closing time tells me you were there before APM or yeah, no, it tells me he wasn't home by APM yesterday

So it tells me that he's had these ingredients from this gas station sitting around for a while What did you do that? Yeah, now's a Christina and me big big ups on wall wall for sure. She has a tattoo for Christ's sakes. Yeah, I do. Respect. Yeah. But you wouldn't be amped up if somebody was like, hey, I made a lasagna from all things I purchased. Wow. Correct.

And not for like, by the way, I would try wall walls version of lasagna. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. But if you said I got the ingredients to make lasagna You'd be like some of that's that's not how I should make those those pasta noodles are done. They're dust I wish he could take that piece of information back Because before I thought it was from the most farms. I had this almost idealic like a whole foods like he had gone Almost idealic like a whole foods like he had gone Probably ten dollars for a box of fruity pebbles where he went right he didn't under spend

But it's also not an expensive meal. This isn't an exercise in setting money I bet the Campbell soup can going probably for 69 79 cents in a grocery store for bet it was a buck 19 there Wow Hike it was all fresh nothing there. Wow. Hike. It was all fresh. Nothing had dust on it, all right? That's a crazy way to say it. Very defensive. That's a crazy way to say it.

The can peas is where I started to go. I don't know. I don't know. There was can peas in it. Everything was can't. Well, I just didn't know there was peas at all in the tuna casserole. There was.

With a ragged. Okay, you really made your own adventure with that, huh? Yeah. Turn it a place. You took it. You took it. You took it. You took it.

You took it. You took it. You took it. You took it. You took it. You took it. You took it. You took it.

You took it. You took it. You took it. You took it. You took it. You took it. You took it. You took it. You took it. You took it. You took it. You took it. your own elements. So now Louis selling plates of his tuna casserole's NFTs. Oh, yeah, you come by and eat it Gordon Ramsay couldn't call you a fucking

Gordon Ramsay. I think you'd start bleeding out of zeros. He'd be like what is this? He'd have to respect he'd have to respect what you did Wow craft slices He'd be furious at you craft slices are so good though. good though. Oh my God. It's like my favorite cheese. Oh, I would nibble on that shit as a kid. Where you guys around? I don't know if you guys were up here yet when Lewis used to do Dylan's bar.

It was like one of his first postard arc shows. Really before he did comedy much, he would host them sometimes. But this place still was on the first episode ever of Kitchen Nightmares. It was over on like ninth Avenue? It was now it's on 57. Yeah, between 57th and ninth, I think eighth and ninth.

And it was the first episode. I remember just watching Lewis and Dave's face when Gordon Ramsay was like going in the fridge and like moving the, you know, the gasket and like roaches just pouring out. I was like, oh God, I ate that every day. I had so many of those moldy semosis that floating in that bucket of water.

Yeah, dude, that's like finding out it's the Maryland Man's and the food. It's so clear at the time and now it's so gross. I feel so bad. They thought they were in heaven because they were like places giving us Indian places to give us free food every night. Oh, damn.

And by the way, I didn't know this. New piece of information. I must have known but forgot. The guy who in the episode is the manager, his name is Martin and he is, like Gordon Ramsey didn't go, he gets fired ultimately at the end of the episode. Gordon Ramsey is going at him the whole time because everything they need the manager, he's got like, it's very weird. Different times, two of the waitresses are like, our massaging his scalp and stuff, like the girls, and they're like, yeah, a lot of weird stuff,

and he was just not really involved, and he's a doofy guy, and Lewis goes, yeah, he was doofy, he was one of my ticket sales guys, got the job as manager of the restaurant, because he didn't go to school for a restaurant, he was just another one, that's the second Lewis ticket sales guy that got some position of authority at a venue of some sort.

Yeah, because Scott, it's Scott Gray. It was a scan of New York, dude. That was just worked for Lewis. He's like, Lewis is guy, then all of a sudden, he was running stand-up New York, and he was fired. And you just walk up, especially his comics, we see. He was an adult. He was an adult with a PC set of teeth working for Louis Gagom

It ended up being the manager of Steven booker and like a booker Oh, and like power yeah When you know when you're a comic you're like no, this is a fair game where You put in you get out. Yeah, then you're like the ticket guy He just started wearing you started wearing vests one day and that was it He wore a top-out like a top hat. Dude, he walked up. I used to do check spots there every night. Every night I would go and do an 8 o'clock check spot.

And when he took over, I was like running late. I was running from the two train up to stand up in New York. And I'd run around the corner, he's outside smoking. He goes, you don't get a check spot tonight. And I was like, run around the corner. I'm like, what? And he's like, I'm in charge now. And it was a moment where I was like, wow.

What are you talking about? And he's like, Wayne got fired. And it was a moment where I was like what are you talking about? And he's like Wayne got fired and I was like no Yeah, he's out and we're gonna do check spots a little differently here now I was like and then he stopped going stop going to stand in New York. Okay. I was like all right I'll go do bar shows and Brooklyn and shit by you should the bard me with he'd come up He's dead by the way recipes On the other side he's busting comics balls on the other side but he would come again he would come out he would he would he would jump over make you listen to it you're making you listen to his writing and his poet you tell you that his actual thing he's a poet anyway she goes now you were homeless when

Lewis found you and gave you a ticket sales job he would always tell stories of show me your music he would tell stories about how he had to use karate. He kind of looked like Chuck Norris. He was like Chuck Norris. And he always were talking about how he had to use his karate on the subway because a man was beating up a woman and he had to step in and stop it. Oh, wow.

He's like three kicks to the head. What a sexy hero. And it was always one of those stories where he liked, dude, you're like a giant eight year old line to me right now. Even if you know karate, if you call it doing karate on some of our games. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But the way you talk, take off the tiger shulman's jacket bro, we get it. You took classes. But the way you tell the story is like, so there she is. And he's hitting her, right? He's hitting her nice step in. And I just, with my right hand, just come down. And you're like, this isn't true.

But I want a check spot. So I'm going to listen to you. So I'm going to show you some of the things. And then I put like my energy. I hate it His chest You guys must have that shit all the time when you meet people you're like you're fucking in a place of power and you're this crazy Yeah, cuz I feel like women get to see it more with men cuz you guys get to see like the weird horn inside Yeah, the guys who book try to like show off sometimes. sometimes yeah, they like you guys want to see my motorcycle

Who's got it the improv? I'm so sad for you girls. You never got a chance to dance the dance with Craig Glazer before he passed away Craig That's like Godzilla Kong Dude, I would love to see Glazer versus the guys we far you guys probably would have been the thing that ended Stanford and son's comedy club in Kansas City Proz. He was this guy that owned Stanford and sons we've gone through he is a web series called a man in his dog Where he recounts all the women that he fucked while he aggressively holds dogs who want to get away from him against their will So he originated a life I kind of I guess we oh, I watched it

They scrubbed it. They scrubbed it the only thing that searches is you guys talking It is a man is a man is dog And he just talks about like the women he fucked and he's like like graphically. Yeah, he's like, you know Yes, well unless I was a slut I v he's like, you know, he's like, yes, well, unless he's a slut, I've hugged her. He tells you wholeheartedly and like, absolutely true. Yeah, and he's all through dead. We really beg you.

We see people that have done it. Truthfully, truthfully, this guy spoke very truthfully and honestly, but coccally about sexually harassing April Macy for an entire week. We had April Macy on the show to be like, hey, what happened with that? Because in his story, April Macy's wanted to fuck she just wanted a Furco's wanted to fuck him and then we got her on the

Yes, she was like no, it's not how it went down. That's not how it was he said he said we were supposed to have a date after the Saturday show Believe that him holding those dogs is He's got to pay. He's got a bad feeling. He's like a hot person. Yeah. That's successful person. God, I know we have to go soon, but I'm very excited that that Karen and Christina now can follow the correct laser.

Oh, no idea about the April Macy story. He tells. Oh, the thing is saying that they were supposed to hang out. They were pretty much going to fuck on Saturday. Oh my God. But Friday night, he drove, they went to go do something. I forget and they swung by his house first. I got her. And she was like, I was, she's like, I was cold, or she was cold. So I went in the thing and I gave her a jacket. And it was like Fox or something. I thought it was whatever was was like a Fox co some kind of fur

that was like, she was like, oh, like, Ola law and he goes I could tell she was like totally wet She could be good done it right there, but I just I took her I was tired So I took her home whatever then and she calls me that night and looks inside the thing and Says I just looked inside this jacket and saw the tag. It's fucking rabbit fur And we are not going out tomorrow and that is it with you and she didn't say any of that Wow, I mean who would say that's an insane script Dialogue from stuff that you went through it's like she said I have to do this That's why he's telling his story to tell you borrow a code. You was this is rabbit fur

I'm not With you so no one else can question him so he's putting it out on a video where no one can go, wait, like no one can interrupt him. He just puts his lie out on a boat and sends it into the ocean. And that's where we come up. That's where we find the video. Watch it.

Colley, Promacy, have it on the show. Right, investigative journal. We are investigative stoners. Yeah, I love that. In the world of conflict. I think he tells one about Nikki Glazer, same thing. He makes it sound like all the female comedians were just dying to fuck this guy.

But here, but this is the story where he zigs when he should his echoes. Yeah, I was going, I don't really want to fuck them. So I hit on somebody else and then she was pissed. It's like that kind of stuff. We're in my own shot. Yeah. We know it's a story that I'm talking to,

like a football player, ex-boyfriend of a black woman. He's fucking the name's black Barbie, remember that? And he came out and it's like, wow. He had to like, a delivery man because he was given to football players, wife. Hard, I don't know. He's given it to some football players, what?

Right, right in the gut. He died, I think it was fighting cancer for a while. But he was, him and his family. And he was fucking. He died fucking. Three brothers, Stanford and sons, Stanford was the old man I never met. I think he was way old and out of there,

but the three, all three brothers died. Heroin, overdose, car accident, and I knew all of them within my comedy career. Man is dog, check it out everybody. Also check out the guys, we fuck podcasts. We're just gonna fuck it. Of course, you got the fuck podcasts. And the guys, we fuck comedy special with Corinne Fisher and Christina Hutchinson

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