The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Family Feud (feat. Josh Adam Meyers)

Episode Date: November 16, 2021

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I'm Dan Soder and I'm Big J. Okreson and welcome to the Bonfire Podcast. You can hear our full show every day on SiriusXM. Go to SiriusXM.com slash Bonfire for a special offer. And now the Bonfire with Big J. Okreson and Dan Soder! Mom needs braces. My mother who is 78. She emailed, said there's no other way to fix some issue with her gums. I said this was completely ridiculous and we would discuss it. Also got an email from Teresa, which was really sweet and light.

Among other things, she said she looks hot and jail. But that she always looks hot, and that quote unquote the girls in here watch your show every night But I'm already in bed when it's on they always tell me when my name gets mentioned My the only one that thinks that's surreal had two shows and saw the Georgia Tech cheerleader who happens to be in town Cheering people up of course We open up a little rando and I got to start the fuck got to start the the week Dan birthday that was your birthday in 2015 I picked my birthday in 2015 for rando Andy Should we go through our birthdays and see who's got the best for the birthday?

Yeah, mine. I liked it. Just that it started with the the braces. Yeah mom needs braces Well first and foremost. It's the bonfire. It is on faction talk Talk series XM 103. I'm Dan Soder. That's big Joe Kerson We got the crew here Christine DJ Lou Our black king the black tiger a Lewis At home in Florida Jacob a taught an in studio The jam master himself. Hostin tonight his name spells jam. It's Josh out of Myers.

Yeah, snippin' it, snippin' it, dude, laddoo. Snippin' it. Where's my guitar? Yeah, I made sure I was tuned, y'all. Mm. But tonight at the Village Underground, the Goddamn Comedy Jam.

Good, I'm sorry. Big J, Dolce Sloan, Shane Gillis, Melissa Velasignor and Todd Barry. That's going to be interesting. Yeah, I said, yeah, I said, yeah, I said, yeah, I'll talk this week, because I said, I'll talk this week. No, they were just on. Remember they had that really bad sketch. Everyone was pretty mad about that sketch. Tim Dylan and Michael Chay fought over.

I didn't over give a shit about the sketch. Ultimately, I don't know why. I'll tell you what you what we can update is the best it's ever been. Dude, I'll tell you what, you know, that girl out of the fucking cannon killed that. You see on the weekend update the girl came out and just kept twisting Michael or Joe Swords. Oh, yeah, yeah. That was Sarah Squirm. Yeah, that's that's her name. No, that's her like stage name. Oh, yeah, yeah. That was Sarah Squirm. Yeah, that's her name.

No, that's her like stage name. She does like, she does like super like, like a show. That's not a name on the show. No, of course, because now she hasn't a big legit, but like before she was doing like weird shit where she'd have like nipple eyes, like basically like a dancing movie, where they'd be like crying milk and it was,

and then she got it. I just got got it. I Can't say what her Lauren's like our trajectory or longevity is on it But do do the nipple thing on it. You didn't see it. No. Oh, you should watch this. We should play this real quick I still think oh she just takes everything Joe says with with a picture of Shane up on the screen It's still funny this day. I've always said that Lauren Michaels treats Shane like a stripper that he fucked and his wife found out and then he still texts them. There was. I miss you.

I want to let you know if this thing ever ends me and you were going to run away together. We're going to work together in some capacity. That's always what it is. I think what I thought about it and it came out online. People were saying it again. I always hate like ripped off. Someone goes, uh, someone sent me a thing the other day. It says, Hey, uh, he goes, I called Joe, I saw Joe, Joe. Someone goes, someone sent me a thing the other day. It says, hey, I called Joe Quentin and I called him out

for stealing your bit and I was like, don't do that. No, I'm like, what, what are you talking about? People did that with Trevor Nello when he closed. He goes the toilet paper and the ass hole bit I go, ah man, that's probably not. I mean, I did it on Netflix already. So whatever my version of,

I'm out there. I also told a story about a girl. Particularly. So it was not just the concept of that, but he just goes, no dude, that's totally right. I'm like, oh, thanks for giving us shit, dude, but you don't have to do that. People won't do that.

People went after Trevor Noah when he dropped a Netflix special because he had a joke that's like Russian people, their language is scary. You're like, wait, it's steel dance. So yeah, yeah, yeah. So I don't like the aggressive nature of calling it out, but I did think that man park, a sketch they did this week was like Uncle Daycare.

Back up. It's like Uncle Daycare a lot. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't watch. I can honestly say I don't give a shit about SNL anymore. I watch it every week I used to use the DVR it and then there was something that happened where I just stopped watching

We watch it like the only time I watch is when I went over to you and Christine's place and then we watched that one episode Which might have been I mean everything we can update wasn't good. They had like bad bunny on his or musical guests everything I think look is I don't want to take, I love Jay. So like, and Pete, you know, their buddies, and yes, it's great. They're buddies. So I don't know what to say, like to show, like, you know, like objectively last night's episode,

where we watched this week, we watched it last night, we were like, I was like, ah, I wasn't a great episode. But it's a lot of times the host's like the guy too, like what they can pull. Who is the host? The guy from Lovecraft Country. It was like a good actor, but like, it just wasn't like, it wasn't at well,

and also way too much music if I really make a thing. There was musical sketch, two musical fucking, like videos, like cutaway video, a lot of pre-record. It's weird when you feel like you've aged out of SNL, but I definitely feel like that. When I watch it, I feel like they're making it for 17 year old musical theater kids in high school. There's just not a will-fair old.

There's not, like, they're not grooming. I think Shane would have been that. Yeah, oh, dude, the Philly shit. He would have had the Philly character that would have been. I think Shane would have put that, I think, I think that, I was so excited when he got hired because it really was, you know, I personally, I thought this guy could floor,

well, he's fine, he's fine. He's flat out floor, until he started doing the stuff afterwards. I'm like, oh, wow. Yeah. He really like do a goofy care. Like I, I mean, his Trump is perfect. But I'm saying like, I'm not like a,

a skill I'd worry about is like, are we're gonna put you in this costume and with a bald head and you're gonna be so and so, I'd be like, ah shit, so out of my wheel house. You gotta play floppy, the drunk dickhead. Whatever, even if they're just like, you're playing Senator Ted Cruz,

I'm gonna put that in the back. Oh, I better at that, because Pete used to do the thing where he'd be like, I don't even know why. It's got way better. And then now he's like, yeah, I'll do the sketch. They then I'm doing off of his cool stuff. His song, the song he wrote was actually the words were funny.

Lauren was like, more to find that you fuck Kim Kurnersh. Oh my God. What if you stick it in the air? Yeah, really? I want you to be a little bit floppy that drunk their cat. His, I think it's the next way, that puts it down. The concept of Kim's butt.

The concept of lyrics of his sketch, or his songs, we was funny, but the three, like three loser virgins or something. He said he wanted to do a song with the writing guys being his boys. And it's just about him being super cool. And these three sad virgins in Taylor Swift comes at which was kind of like it whatever was it was too long and the show was too musical all around. But this chick, this girl, this is a breakout. This is Sarah Sherman. Sarah Sherman, yeah. The other guy's bit bombed pretty hard.

Robot stand up. I'm not gonna lie, dude. I've got some feedback. You got feedback already? Yeah, and I got a lot of questions about the show. First off, why isn't Lime? Well, the name of the show is Sarah and I live. Don't you think that's a little scary, Colin?

I could say something right now that could ruin my life and yours. Please don't. I kind of want to. I'm crazy. Don't, though. Anything could happen. I could have a nip slip right now.

Sarah, you're buttoned up to your neck. You don't know where my nipples are. Well, I feel like I know where most people's nipples are. Huh, do you? This just in. Local pervert, Colin Joes, Climbsy scene, most people's nipples. Now back to you, Colin.

That's not what I meant. And another thing, why is the show on so late? It's not even Saturday anymore. It's Sunday. You people are being lied to! Okay. All right. Yeah, well, the show starts on Saturday.

Wow! In other news, self-proclaimed, nipple expert, Paul and Joe's. Yeah. And she says every time he says something, she's just twist out, I'm not gonna go, go watch it. It's funny, there's no joke.

He gets better with the juice stuff. She says about juice and she's like, God, just it. Yeah, no, she goes, she goes, she goes, there's no Jewish people. And he's like, you're Jewish. And he goes, he goes, and there's there's no Jewish people. And he's like, you're Jewish. And he goes, and there's also several other Jewish people on the staff.

And this is like Colin Joe's counts Jews. Colin just knows exactly how many Jews are at work with him. Well, whatever the sketch was, it started a fight between two of our friends. Were they not friends? No, they're friends. They are friends.

Yeah, Tim and Chandler. Friends are friends. Friends are friends. I'd probably go acquaintances more than friends. Okay. What this? What sketch? I thought it was more of a more of an Instagram. I mean, I think it was that he put up. Well, it was just Tim being like, SNL isn't funny anymore. I haven't been funny in a while and it isn't funny now. And then friends both of them. I'm sure it was like, I'm friends with both of them in the same like acquaintance. You know, I'm sure it was like. I'm friends with both of them in the same like acquaintance.

You know, I mean, I was like, I started comedy before. I was, so it's not my guy. So they're not my like immediate like, yeah. They're both of them of my friends. So I mean, I could call both of them and I just think it's funny to watch two of my friends. I like the both so much. Fight publicly. Yeah.

It's also funny when two of your friends that have both gotten famous fight that you're kind of like. I know. I'm gonna watch this from where everyone else is. Does it not weigh on you at all? I don't fucking hate shit. I hate you're like, murder, get on my side. I'm not even tight with either, like tight with either of them, but I definitely like, I hate it. I hate when like friends fight if it was like Tim the both is like fucking

They're both they both looked kind of dumb so it was fun to walk What was Tim Tim got like was Tim getting braggadocious? No, Tim just basically said like yeah, he did get braggadocious once they got into a thing Yeah, cuz they got into it where Tim Dylan made a bunch of tweets about saying SNLs and funny, has them been funny. It was funny, there were moments that it was funny back in the day, that they're old argument, that SNL gets hit with at least five times a season. It's not good, it hasn't been good, it's dead.

Che, just was like, no, I'm not looking for trouble, he didn't a very Che way. I also think Che is fucking much smarter than people are getting a credit for, because his Netflix special comes out tomorrow. So this was a way to fucking drum up some, you know what I mean? Some who I am. Some who I am, he's the best way to put that.

But Che basically was like, not Tim Dylan. He was like, Tim Dylan? Tim Dylan hates SNL now. And he was, that was basically his point. He's like, everybody comes from SNL, for SNL. And then Che was like, I don't care, you know, I know he kind of shit on Tim. Cause he was like, Tim fucking did.

I'm on Patreon. And someone was like, he makes $190,000 a month on Patreon. And he's like, I don't care if it's a zillion. I know Tim Dylan. And he ain't what you think he is. He's a sweet humble guy who really tried it stand up, got nowhere, which is incredible. Why is Tim not what you think he is?

I think he's just, I think Che is just trying to talk shit in a way of being like... But what does he know, what do people think he is that he's not? Man, people are fucking tips. People are indoctrined with Tim Dylan. They love him. They are like, people are... Oh, I know, so fun. Now that was fun with Tim.

Me and people out in the wild who are like, I listen to everything he says, I fucking love it. And you're like... The problem with having your... Yeah, the problem with having your fans, like be like sick of fancik like that. And not just be like humanized to you. The problem with that is exactly what,

like, Che got to call, I just saw the back and forth on Instagram. And the one thing that, that chased him, it wasn't even to Tim. It was some guy go and like, you the fuck you dude blah, blah, Tim Dylan is a god. Nobody goes,

you fucking other man a god. Yeah, that one's okay. That sounds lame. That's the Rogan shit dude. Yeah, you're all so fucking onboard with whatever Rogan says because he makes dumb people feel smart. And Tim, it's not what it is, it's not what it is. I do.

Rogan's smart enough guy, but I mean like. Joe Rogan's very smart, but he does the thing to his fans where they're like, I listen to a three episodehour episode and I can tell you everything I know about virology. I know. I know if I'm saying that word right. And I want to add to you. You want to know why maybe the earth is flat.

Also what's funny about that is Rogan did do that. He hit this specific audience of, he's the funniest tweet I saw was when someone said he's holding to what people, same with Tim. I don't think it's Tim's fault because Tim's a god. I just go take all right, dude I don't know too very very funny Very very smart. Yeah, I think it's funny. I read a tweet There's just one of those tweets that you're like I wish I could credit it because I think it's one of the most perfect tweets ever where they said Joe Rogan is Gweneth Paltrow for men. Yeah said Joe Rogan is Gwyneth Paltrow for men. Yeah, dude.

That's fucking perfect. He's goop, he's just goop, where he's like, try this. Yeah, you know what I mean? He's like, man, you should really try this. And everyone's like, I love it. And it's a disconnect that makes people who aren't fans of him be like, you guys know you're dumb, right? Right.

Like, kind of the way that people shit on the, the bonfire Facebook group, you know, because they're very like, it's very sick of fan, it's very like positive. It's sick of fan, they just say it's just positive. It's love, man. It's big ups to all the fucking face. Pander, you've pander, that's a pander lick.

You know what I'm saying? I think it's great, but I also think it's like, you can be, what's so ironic about this is, when Yamanika came on the show and had a problem with Doug Stanhope, and Doug came in hammered, and Yamanika and Doug got into that thing on the show. And then Doug went to the polo's, my favorite line of the whole thing, he goes,

I'm gonna walk over and do Nick DePolo's show, a real racist. You want that right there? But he's, the last words he goes, fix this J, and then he goes, fix this J. Yeah, but then you got a text from Rogan that said, hey, I listened and Doug is a little too insulated right now. And that's why he's not listening to the outside opinions.

That was like his opinion of it. And it's funny that Rogan would say that because I think he's too insulated. Now, he's got a hundred million dollars. He lives in Texas. And he was a kingmaker. Now he's got a hundred million dollars he lives in Texas. And he was a kingmaker. He made seven of his friends millionaires. Millionaires. And then now it's like a weird thing with,

you could see one time I was doing a joke at the stand where I was making great Tony Hingecliffe. Oh, we said Joe Rogan. He's like, I'm sorry. Sorry, Dave Telkin. So, see, Dave Telkin started a fucking podcast. Yeah, sorry, David Telkin barely afforded to take any of you out to dinner. That was so fucking good.

The age club had some fucking monster jokes. David Telkin was very, very generous, Tony H. Cliff. He is. But I really think that is a thing of, you know, like, you get your people and they kind of build around you, which can also be said about Che. Che and Tim suffer from the same thing. Che is at SNL where it's just everyone's like, Saturday night live, it's so, oh my God.

Oh, it's like, they treat him like a deity and same with Dylan. True, sure. Yeah, exactly. And then they bump into it because they're not still on the road. Deities of God, right? Yeah. Yeah. I'm no joke. We're all good.

But I'm saying if they were like, here, I got a guy wrote a book about deities and people wanting to be deities. I go, I can't have that guy. I don't know what that means. Yeah. And honestly, I only learned that because of a word puzzle that I did three days ago. You said, you're not. Oh, you couldn't use deity. To me and you, the show works, because we are the exact stupid. Yeah, I'm dumb. The exact same thing. I'm dumb, and I wear it. I wear it.

Someone's having a phone on me, the word, caustic, and I nodded on a phone. I'll do big swings at words that I think I know what they mean, and Katie will be like, what do you think that means? And I'll be like, I don't know. Yeah, bro, I've been using using Gregarius wrong for eight years. I'm just like, that's how Greg would do it. Yeah.

But that's also Gregarius. That's Gregarius. Yeah. Oh, my boy Greg would totally be there. My boy Greg would do that. Hot sauce on mac and cheese, that's Gregarius. That's a Greg thing. Not to be confused with day and day.

That's what ranch. Oh man, that's adamant Those of yourself short because you guys are smart in the area is that you're interested in of course you know about the 49ers Well, I know they're gonna know I know that I know they might take a beating tonight against the Rams You guys are in a shit-sitch. I don't know you don't know. I'm not I'm not excited about playing the super ramps. I'm gonna talk which but Josh fuck everybody that that's into the Rams now suck my dick. That's everybody from LA. Josh is having one of those sports years right now. I don't like it. We're killing it dude. Every one of my teams every what the wizards are atop of the east with fucking Ravens or no, I got Ravens. I'm watching a football team. Oh god, he skins all day

And he says it with a hard-arred I even heard you I heard you even print out old treaties between natives and whites and rip it up on game day I Scaled my next door neighbor. You go. Oh my god, dude. I love it. Dude, this is like the bed I wait this never happens the wizards of the best and be I'm loving every second of it And I'm friends with the old play by play guy that just got fired so I get the inside scoop and I'm talking to him It's that's fun. It's fun. We especially I only I think I have a season or two more before McDaniel Ends up in Indianapolis or Jacksonville and I have to wear one of those colors, you know twice a week

You gotta put you gotta wear the other team. I told you that story. You know, you'll be there, right? My friend, my friend, so, you know, I grew up with my buddy who was a coach for the Four Niners, but we grew up in Colorado. So my friend, my other friend that we went to high school with Chad goes to the games with me sometimes, and we were sitting at the Lions game and he looked over at me a week one he goes, so when McDaniel goes to another team, you're going to go to week one of that game too, right? And I was like yeah If it's like the Seahawks or a team I hate I'm gonna have a very hard time doing that

Well, I don't want not to jump. Yeah, we're drifting away. Yeah, I have to jump back to but Tim and Tim and Che seem to be Tim had a valid, Tim was just shitting on SNL and then Che, who doesn't have Twitter, got upset about it, which makes me think he has Twitter. Yeah, maybe, because he's gotten upset at all of our friends that he talked shit about SNL. He was just saying I want to say that,

but the smart thing that, you know what I mean? I mean, I was like worried about who's smarter and stuff like that. Is like, I am so, like I don't want to know like I good example when I started getting shit a bit on social media about uh that we did the thing about Kyle written house crying on skanks and like he killed it within that I knew about the crying video within that episode of Legion of Skanks I found out that it was he killed other white people and then people are saying they're like pedophiles or something that you killed or Some convicted whatever it is. It's Q non whatever it is

I don't know people are going like you know you fucking stupid ass motherfuckers like laughing goes you talking about I'm crying like this guy is a hero to something whatever's going on I'm just like I don't even know exactly what he did what happened I'm laughing at a guy the way he was crying in court is one of the funniest I've ever seen in my life Yeah, there's there's something about I don't know if this guy is crying because he pulled babies out of a fire It means nothing to me. Yeah, his blubbering face, where he was. Oh, but I do envy.

I do envy, like in some element, the Dave Smith, Tim Dylan, like has that Joe Rogue. I bet Joe Rogue has got a lot of ideas and thoughts and right into Kyle Rittenhouse story, whatever. Do you know what I mean? Like, I, but what I think the purpose I serve in my call it stupidity, is that like, oh yeah, like I'm just gonna laugh at the guy crying

Yeah, I don't give a shit. That's why with someone somebody goes you know your your Probably woke daughter making you change your views on it. I don't even know what views you're talking But some people get some people listen to these people and they believe it so much because they hold them up to the standard because they said something that made their brain Click over to either then sound smart to somebody else Because like I didn't realize how much Dave had it into one night we were at the stand And I think you guys were doing skanks and there was this girl at the bar. They've there Smith. He had just He had no, yeah, but no, yeah, of course So it was a first day show

We were doing skicks. Yeah, but no, yeah, of course. So it was a Thursday show. Dave has known stand-up proper since 2014. But there was this girl there that was literally holding a binder of notes where she wanted to talk to Dave about his presidential run. Oh, yeah, she was two weeks ago. Yeah, and I mean, this woman, I got unfortunately stuck talking to her because she was like, do you know Dave? That's not right. She was cute enough because she was like, do you know Dave? And she was cute enough.

I was like, I know this is a wrap with her. And then she was like, she opened up the binder and it was like, we have a four point plan to take him to the house. I was like, so this is the blessing that comes with the curse of being a wrestling fan. Cause my whole life I've like wrestling and had to defend it in a way where someone's like,

it's gay, it's fake, it's stupid, you're stupid. Why do you like it? And I'm like, I don't know, it's just an nostalgic and I can turn my brain off and watch two, you know, gay men flip each other into tables. Watch it, that's drag crosses. Yeah, no problem with that. But when you admit it, it's so freeing because then I see other wrestling fans that that always reminds me of Tim Dylan fans or Che fans or Rogan fans that go too hard in the paint and they're like, okay, but Kenny Omega really is going to put over Hangman page and they're like, just enjoy the fucking match.

If Jim and then turn it to the fuck off. If Jim Norton taught us nothing and that's why I said, I think it's completely like, you definitely have private life and be into odd things behind closed doors if that's what you're into. But like, if you get like exposed even, like, I don't think people ever see that. The easiest way to like shut all that up quick is just go, it's like, yeah, yeah, that's my thing.

You know what I mean? So it's like, Norton is like, yeah, I like, trains getting pissed on and I like trans like women. I was like, you know, I like, I'm into it. And after why it goes like, sky like, fucking trans women, he's like, yeah. Yeah. And then you can make a funny joke

and still everyone could laugh. Is that a thing about that? I remember one time we had an interesting conversation because he talked about how he like beefy pussies when he does fuck. He's like, I like very beefy pussies and I was like, let's get in. This is very fascinating.

I just think of learning comedy across the board. That's why people connect to comedy, especially when you're saying things like, I know a bunch of people in this room are gonna be like, oh, but some people will be like, I get it. But I think that's the weird part of where we're at right now with comedy is comedy has been so successful for the last decade that people stopped looking at us as just like,

oh, these guys are gonna make fun of everything and started being like, can I have the answers? Yeah. Can I have the answers? What are the answers to this? And you're like, oh my god. It's this time. It's with the misinformation that we're getting

from both sides of the news media. That's why people are looking at podcasting. They're just believing it because they're getting fed bullshit from every direction. It would say. And told me that he doesn't even know if Black Lives Matter he hasn't done the research. I know.

I know. I know the vision line. I've gotten that far in the color spectrum. It's a long book. I'm getting to Latinos or next. It's not what happened. And you would think Black is right after Asian, I'm getting to Latinos or next. It's how it happened. And you would think black is right after Asian, but I skipped to Latinos.

Cause I know lose pension for spicy women. Yeah. Not an auto-recon shirts. Yeah, but there is, there is like people getting to involved. And also when you listen to something a lot, you start to feel like this camaraderie, where you're like, oh, I will go to war for these people. Yeah, I will go I will go to war and you're like you got to

It's like it's any kind of fandom listen. It would be great in an actual war But it's a problem that exists when your infantry is Stands nothing to lose in their minds. Yeah, so the problem is they sometimes go a little too hard in the pain You're like I got it. I got it let me just, like I can talk about that. Well that ended up being the problem with Opie and Anthony. They ended up becoming being like, we'll burn down anybody and then their fans were like, how about we burn you down?

And they were like, oh fuck. And then they just went after all of them. It wasn't like just Opie caught it, Anthony caught it, Jim caught it, everybody caught it. Cause it was just like this thing of, if you breed that kind of thing of like, I'm wrong, everyone else is, Jim caught it, everybody caught it. Cause it was just like this thing of, if you breed that kind of thing of like, I'm wrong, everyone else is, I'm right, everyone else is wrong, destroy everyone else.

Then it's like, ah, fuck, I don't hang out with that. We be hypocritical too, with like, we're like a Tim Doe and thing and Che, getting into that cut. It's like, like, Tim could say whatever you want. I don't know, I'm taking my mind. I love Tim Doe and then I fucking love Michael Che. And I think them fighting is so stupid and funny

that I enjoyed watching. Yeah, it's not gonna mean anything ultimately. It doesn't mean the same like, but what's a with Tim, I'm like, was it to protect Joe Rogan? Like the thing? No, Tim, Jay, he doesn't need to put. I know it doesn't. Yeah, but that's what I thought at first.

I was like, oh, sticking up for his boys. I thought he's he's sticking up for Joe because of shit. That's what I thought at first I was like, Oh, sticking up for his boy. I thought he's sticking up for Joe because of that sketch, but then I read it and I was like, Oh, Tim actually has a good point. He's like, it's just lazy. It was just like lazy punchlines and stuff where you're like, it's not wrong. It was.

It's a weekly sketch show. Exactly. That was the new ones. But that was the opener. Like their opener is like. But the episode I'm telling you in general was just sort of backwards like they were back ended with some funnier stuff than they were in the And it was to argue for their side It's got to be fucking so hard to make a 90 minute show in in five days and with someone that and you're trying to please

The bulk is the middle of the country. So you know, I mean, I think they're more I think they're way more liberal then oh Yeah, I don't think they're more, I think they're way more liberal than oh yeah. Oh, I don't think they ever really try to stick it like. Oh, yeah, right. No, that's very, very, very liberal. Old SNL used to kind of be in the middle. Like, norm would, would shit on people on weekend update. Yeah. And then you should on Hillary Clinton. Yeah, I think great Hillary Clinton bit that someone post on Twitter

after he died that I would love to find. There's steer and clear really ripping in the bite and because he's old. I think just like, no, I just think they're like, the crypt keeper that runs our country. They're probably so happy. They're so happy it's not Trump. Yeah, actually, or maybe they're bummed

that it's not Trump so they can fucking have those jokes every week, but that was getting tiresome for sure. The over-Trump. Well, the new guy that does, that's what's crazy. And when I said to Shane, so it's like the new guy that does Trump, everyone's like, this guy's Trump's so good.

And I listened to two seconds of him, I'm like, that didn't even kind of compare to Shane. Who's doing it? Oh, Shane or no. He's talented dude. But I'm saying like, Shane has it down in a way that like, when someone has a perfect, it's like Bob DeBono doing rich Voss.

I just like love to hear it. I'm like, can you just do it for me? I just love it. I just do it for me. Yeah, because you do it perfectly and Shane, oh yeah, this is great. This is nine minutes of him shitting on Hillary Clinton. But Norm would go after everybody. And I just feel kind of like the recent SNL is like, well, we'll just make fun of the Republicans.

It's like there's so many people to make fun of in the Democratic Party. Is Joe Rogan like a Republican figure? I think he's moving towards that. Yeah, it's, it's, it's just like he's being defended a lot by Fox News because of like he's when he took the Ivermectin or whatever the fuck that shit was like all the liberals are against that. Well now and everyone's freaking out, they're going, it's not horse medicine, stop saying it.

It's not though. It is true. But then it's funny to freak out about that. But to me, it's like, that's where I'm saying, where's the people who live in the world like, they go, no, there's not actually horse medicine. Like it can be used, if certainly for you. It can be used as a,

but it's a people medicine, you go, okay. And then when someone goes, like, yay, it's a horse medicine you go sure like I don't know why people get so that's what I'm saying like the the iron that it builds up on that like what do you like are you judge are you democratic or republican I'm kind of I'm I lean democratic but I'm kind of middle of the road because both sides have turned me off so much it's it's sides are so gay. What are you, Blut? You fuck everybody. Yeah.

I mean, like, I can that be our political party? Just fuck everybody. But I don't even have a bunch of... I don't even have fuck it. It works. I mean fuck everybody in the most dismissive of ways. I'm not even like, they're trying to hurt me. And I'm like, I don't politics does nothing in my world really.

Anytime I see somebody with a political sticker on their car, I'm like, man, imagine carrying that much That you put it on your bumper and you're like, hmm. Well, dude, you know, we check out this fucking fly ass We know that's a lot of talent. Did you get some of the shit about the people complaining about the first episode We have to finish of the insurrection documentary and people are like fucking are like, fucking cry baby. You fucking don't even know. And you're saying that. I thought you're not, I thought you're not putting it like, oh, I don't even know what they busted into the thing.

For still I watch the documentary. Yeah. I mean, in front of a guy walking around clueless and thinking, I'm doing what to do. I would have made fun of the same thing if it was a, stepheed or rose a bill. Yeah, I would have made fun of the same exact thing

if it was 49er fans riding. I'd have been like, look at these fucking idiots. Look at these idiots. Here's the thing that know everybody has their own like sacred cows now. Everyone's like, a lot of people Joe Rogan is their sacred cow. They're like, bro, he fucking conquers his inner bitch

and he fucking takes alpha brain. You think he wants that? What's that? You think he wants that? I don't know. That's a good question. I like to ask him that. Because I go, do you want this like sick,

a fan-tick behavior? Or are you kind of like, I would like to ask Tim that. I bet you, I bet you Joe likes it. Yeah, trust me, he does. He's got a Negro. I, you know, like, he would wait. I feel like Tim would like it for a different reason maybe though. I feel like Tim would be the guy be the laughable irony in it.

I mean, I've had, I've had very real conversations with Tim Deillon recently. And there's a part of me that knows that Tim is kind of like, wow, this is, it's a little much. Yeah. I like, Tim's that guy. Tim's the guy to be like, it's fun up to a point. And then now it's a little like I bet they talked I bet Tim and Jay talked Since yeah, yeah, probably I would put money on the fact that they texted or someone was like I thought there was a

Can't share with a flare up that was like almost like calculated to some degree I wouldn't be surprised if Jay was like hey, thanks for giving me a little push for my that for I'm gonna say from the beginning like let's stare it up a little bit because I got a special coming out But that's what it all is that's out. But that's what it all is. That's what politics is. That's what it all is. It's they get a rise. Mother fuckers watch wrestling.

Now wrestling doesn't leak into outside violence. Do you think Summerslam made it way into the world? No, but the way that they should. No, I know what you're saying. You're saying they're belief in it is like that, but I don't like that. Easy, I think real when people would get likes. Yes, but I'm saying what you're saying and an adult wrestling fan, what you're into

there, you are not attacking with the same passion that they're. No, I'm saying I'm a moderate fan that I'm like, I like it, but if someone wants to make fun of it, if you want to come over and be like, hey, I'm going to come over and watch Summer Slam and make fun of it with you. In fact, that was what we were going to do on WrestleMania. Yeah. During the pandemic, I'm like, I'll come over and be like, hey, I'm gonna come over and watch Summer Slam and make fun of it with you. In fact, that was what we were gonna do on WrestleMania. During the pandemic, I'm like, I'll come over and make fun of it. We can Katie loves watching wrestling with me

because I'm the first one to be like, oh, that was fucking stupid. And she's like, that's so gay. And I'm like, I know, it's real gay. But then also when something's cool, she'll be like, oh, that was a cool move that I did. I'm like, right? So I watched that pay-per-view.

I watched AW's full gear on Saturday and we were like, we went away. And I was like, there's watched that pay-per-view. I watched AW's full gear on Saturday, and we went away, and I was like, there's a wrestling pay-per-view, and she's like, watch it, I'll go read a book, it's fine. And I watched it, and she walked in the room a couple of times, and would make fun of it, or be like, oh fuck, we watched the Eddie Kingston CM Punk match. It was fucking great.

That was a great match. Don't you say anything bad about it. We're all fucking DM you. I thought those worlds were never gonna collapse But it is a thing where the second my dad used to make I think what prepared me for it was I used to love wrestling Renting wrestling tapes and I loved Hulk Hogan Rouse a little kid and my dad would get hammered and just stir his rum and coke and watch wrestling with me and shit on every match You know Hogan fucks his best friends wife and they didn't know that yet But if you knew that he would have definitely dropped it whenever a Hogan would Hulk out like a thermos whenever Hogan fucks his best friend's wife. And they didn't know that yet, but if he knew that, he would have definitely dropped it. Whenever Hogan would...

Hold out. He's not a cock like a therapist. Whenever Hogan would Hulk out like that, my dad would break into a hysterical laughter. Whenever Hulk Hogan would be like, when he'd go, I wish I could have done that against your mom and court, like just have things, or I'd be like, that's really funny.

Yeah. But my dad, it's like, you need that kind of thing. Like, I love the 49ers, but I'm also not one of those that kind of thing like I love the 49ers But I'm also not one of those guys. It's like stop it don't say this talk. You can be like I'm not having a good season And you're like yeah, it's fucking rough. Yeah Liking anything too much is fucking dangerous because then you just end up showing your ass I don't think you get liking it too much. It's to the point where you get sick of fan Something where it's like it it

infects like other parts of your life. But there's no way but when you're talking about what Rogan's talking about and what Tim Dylan is talking about which is stuff that's going on in the world, which it's already this very muddy area because like I said everybody's getting misinformation they all feel like they're being lied to. They trust these two people because they laugh and they hear and like we said Rogan makes people feel smart. So then they're being lied to. They trust these two people because they laugh and they hear, and like we said, Rogan makes people feel smart. So then they're going to fucking, like, they'll be the first people that if he's like, do this, they'll be like, fuck her! But you know how, I almost look at, I see,

exactly what you say. I don't think Rogan mobilizes. No, I don't think he does either. But I think he would be a lot more powerful. I think Joe Rogan could reach a lot more people if he was kind of like, remember what John Stewart always is reaching? He's reaching, what do what he if John Stewart would always be like I'm a fucking comic Why are you listening to me stop it? I'm not important, but Rogan doesn't do that

I think you're saying any John Stewart started to know some shit about but Tim at the end He did definitely for sure Tim is so big though in his world like he said all these people that love him is like He's when you listen to Tim Dylan's podcast you can like as a comic I can be like everything he's saying is completely ridiculous like he's, when you listen to Tim Dylan's podcast, you can, like, as a comic, I can be like, everything he's saying is completely ridiculous. Like, his jokes are so like, he's like, he would say the shit that he says on podcasts. I'd be like, you don't believe that. He'd be like, well, that's funny. He's like, he's, but he could, it's a, he's very smart.

So he can do these jokes that you're like, oh, this is a speech. I'm saying the same thing with Dave. Like, he has the information to base a joke off of. Listen, whether it's opinion or not, I don't even know, know it doesn't even matter I'm just taking it as a joke anyway when you're kind of smart and comedy the one-eyed king is you know the one-eyed man is king in the land of the blind nice nice nice nice minority report reference thank you yeah dude that's right that's a good thing bro that's a little breath. That's a little Oracle, the pool talk. Oh, man, dude. But it is, it is one of those things where, man,

I don't, to take it that seriously, where you would DM Che and be like, Tim Dylan is a god. Yeah, that's a weird thing. I would be the guy to say. I hope, I hope that guy, whoever wrote that, I would like to meet him just to be like, what's going on, dude, do you need a talk?

Yeah, it's like, dude, that should be your god. That should be your, that should be your favorite comedian. That should be your guy. You're like, I love, listen, I still get nervous around Louis because he's one of my favorite comedians. I don't think he's a God. And plus, you know, I'm the jerk off on you. I would love to. Oh, would you let it? Would you let him? I'd cut you out of the air. On one time, it's like, one time. On one time, it and then I'd labyrinth it in the hands. I had one time it and then I'd labyrinth it in the hands. The mess do like a brave hard thing. I go, I go give me your essence.

Now I'm stronger. I don't know if it'll ever go out, but a Beezer, Brian Sixx, he did the worst for the festival. Okay. One of my favorite stories, it was so Philly and he told it to me so he was like comfortable like doing it and he was just himself. And it just read so good with the art because you

know, some of you worry like, these are one of the funniest human beings walking this planet. Just the terms, the story is about doing, he's like, I used to sell a bunch of blow and then I go, and I, he's like, he made his nut like way early in the weekend. So he was like, no, I could sell this to make profit, but I was like, no, I'm gonna do it all. And he goes, at one point when he did it, that he fucking, he went to go try out. He goes, in his mind, he was watching the commercials of the sick kids

who get to play with the professional athletes in town. And he goes, and they've already done the Eagles, the Sixers and stuff and the Phillies. He's like, I'm gonna go do it for the flyers. So I would be so you drove down there, borrowed a stick that was too small and a ball and he went down to the parking lot of the Wells Fargo Center and he goes, in started just firing, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, fire some fucking risters out there. He called him risters. And he goes, first one he fired, he goes, goes goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, fire some fucking risters out there. He called him risters. And he goes, first one he fired,

he goes, goes right into the street, right through the fence. There's like a foot between everything in the fence. He goes, gone, ball gone right away. So then I thought I started firing off rocks. And then he's like, how's no one watching me yet? And, you see, he said he went up to the door and saw a kind of knocking and looking inside, because by the way, it's July.

He goes, it's not even a hockey season. And I'm like, I'm looking in there, goes, no one's like come, and then a cop car comes in the thing. But it kind of came and went. So he was like, but he panic, because he was on Coke. So he started to leave, and the only way that he could drive out was to go over the treads, the wrong way.

And he said, he thought that if he would go fast You go immediately pops the tires and the car he said he runs full speed to his cousins house not too far away And he's like yeah, we got to go back because my stuff's in there or whatever and They go back to it and it was on fire You guys that we just went home and reported a stolen and they go back to it and it was on fire. Completely on fire. You guys, then we just went home and reported a stole. Dude, he's one of the, I mean, like you meet him in Kyla and you're like,

oh, real? You guys are always, all he's sunny in Philadelphia is if they were real people. Philly power couple. Yeah. Philly. The number one Philly power couple. Yeah.

So they're so themselves, I love it. The number one Philly power couple. Yeah, so they're so themselves. I love it. It was such a funny fucking story. Yeah, man, I would, I want him to do that again so I can watch it. He should tell that on stage. Just as a joke. I think it's funny enough. It's, it's absolutely funny enough.

But it's again, it's always the Philly. He's like, because he said all the, like the inside references, I guess, if you know Hockey, you know, but he's like, I was looking inside the, like the inside references, I guess, if you know hockey, nobody's like, I was looking inside I don't know what fuck I was gonna see Ron Hexdal or something Air Glindra? Yeah, I just started staring at Ron Hexdal. This crowd definitely has no idea who Ron Hexdal is. But to me, I just saying firing risters never changing the idea of what that is. And like, if you don't know, you know, it doesn't matter.

I'm looking for Mike Richie and I fucking can't see nobody. That term saying fire and risters. Yeah. Call him a stick like whatever the brand was. He's like I got a too small fucking Malvek or whatever the fuck. Fucking shitty product asshole. Dude I fuck he's the fucking man. I love man that was so fun.

Skynecfest that was some of the most fun was just seeing everybody you don't ever get to see. I was right outside every night holding court just shitting on an overly higher drunk person. It was it was such bullying but it was so wonderful. Yeah. Because the guy would have no idea. Then you realize his sensei is Shane. This is where you've learned your style. Ah I see you faster this style. You have the young bull style. Anyway, Chey and Tim will be fine. And that's been our what fresh segment everybody is. It is what's fresh, brought to you by Wendy's. It's better breakfast the clock at Wendy's.

Get a hot and buttery Wendy's breakfast biscuit with bacon or sausage, fresh cracked egg and cheese for just one dollar limited time only at participating US Wendy's that did count also I was just thinking of when I do I like what would get me upset if I'm a fan and you attacked it like what would get you mad if someone was like fuck that it's not these sexers wait what do you mean if someone came after something hard that you liked what's the thing that would you get defensive like the way people get called Tim Dylan a god or they get upset about Rogan like what would's the thing that I like about? What would you get defensive? Like the way people call Tim Dillon a god or they get upset about Rogan,

like what would be the thing where you'd be like, shut up, I think Queens of the Stone Age. Josh Holland, you would be like, hold on a second, you just a fucking. No one. I get gay about that. And there's more Queens of the Stone Age. When I moved, I was like,

if they found Josh Hommie's body, they could put me as a suspect They could put I'm not a sick of fan. I'm not a sick fan I'm close I'm pulling the line Pulling the fucking line. I live my life and drop detuning On the very oh man. I love nothing more than a deep kiosk base. Oh, yeah. I don't know. I've had so many years of Calis,

of some of the things I like that people can laugh at that I like, that like, I don't know, like there's nothing, there's nothing I hold that sick. Oh, I said everyone's always like corn and corn. It's like, it's fun. They put my fanship of corn far heavier than it is. It's like, I'm a big fan of corn for sure, but I was like got to know I worked with them as well. They're so like in my life.

Sure. Um, Marilyn Manson was probably my number one or was it was my number one before corn, for sure, you know what I mean, but uh, not to say I don't love one more the other, but like see, but and Matt and even people are like, yeah, he fucking sucks like sure Okay, I don't know it's does nothing nothing I hold that near and dear Like matters to me if someone's like ah the sixers suck. I'd be like they don't but like if they're like well Fuck the sixers I sure. I don't know. It's like I've really uh I gotta pick my like like the nothing I'm a fan of Like my daughter or something where it's like, you know, those are the obvious those like, fucking,

you're Katie or something, you know what I mean? But like, I don't, let's family. Yeah, right. So I'm saying, I'm saying, fan ship wise, like, I don't give a fuck about it. Which I think is liberating the some degree. Yeah, hell yeah.

There's nothing that you would storm the Capitol for. I can't, I can't understand someone's like drive to wake up that day and do it even. Well, I was also listening to, I was like, if I go with 3 p.m. and watch them smash in from like the distance, I'd go watch that. Yeah, absolutely to get high and drink coffee and watch them storm the capital.

But if they were like, oh, oh fuck, they're in. But I'm definitely if they were like, oh, oh, they're fucking in trouble. How do we know? Would you get, would you get, would you, would you, if you were like, oh, oh, they're fucking it's up to us. How do we know? Would you get, would you, would you, if you were going with the flow of traffic, would you have suddenly walked into the Capitol?

I wouldn't have walked into the Capitol, because I ain't catching a fucking felony. Yeah. But I would have, I would have probably walked up to the steps and been like, to just do a guy and been like, what's going on? And he's like,

man, they're fucking stealing the election. I ain't talking to him. And I walked to another guy, but hey, what's going on? He's like, I, they're fucking stealing the election. I ain't talking to him. And I talk to another guy, and he was going on, he's like, I work over at Staples, they're running up the stairs. Yeah, you guys see, he was, isn't this fucking nuts? I'm like, yeah, do these people are whirkey?

Yeah. Dude, bitches to be like, fuck it, hey! Cause you know what's funny, you say that, like fandom. I took one of my friends to Queens of the Stone Age who was playing Barclay Center, like 2014, and I took a friend and I was like, you don't know them, come see them live. Enjoy this.

I love them, you'll love them. You'll enjoy, so we go, my friend loves the show. We go to the subway, we're taking a train back to Queens, and this drunk girl's like, quates of the Stone Age to my friend or whatever, and he's like, yeah, it was a good show. And she's like, you love him? He's like, I don't know him.

And she's like, how do you not know him? And it was that kind of shit where you're like, ladies, shut up. She was a drunk white chick. I made the sale. Yeah, I had him. Yeah. Now you're ruined.

Shut the fuck up. I had him on board. Like the next day he was going to go out and buy like a quid's at the Stone Age flag. It's just like flag and start like a storm to capital! I mean how did that result? You've been listening to SiriusXM's bonfire! New episodes every Tuesday through Friday mornings and full shows always on SiriusXM! Always on Sirius XM!