The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Famous Floppers

Episode Date: April 24, 2026

Friend of the Bonfire, Yamaneika Saunders and Chelsea Handler get into a seemingly drunken wrestling match in a hotel. | Actress Ruby Rose accuses Katy Perry of a lewd act that made her vomit. | Drake sounds just like Lil Wayne but is it thievery or a tribute? | Jay is infatuated with famous dongs and Bob has a theory about the face-penis connection. | Comic Kurt Metzger and Jay met Sherman Hemsley at the Comedy Cellar and Kurt tried to insult him. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly. I saw a video this morning of, I want to get to the David Bucksmole and stuff, but of Yamanika and Chelsea Hanuker, I think drunk in a hotel hallway, falling all over each other. What a weird connection of people I would have never put together. I guess Yamanica is opening for her all over. Yamanika is her opener now, and she's touring with her, and she's taking a liking to Yamanica, which I love. I'm glad that somebody, you know. Someone like Yamanica?

No, I love Yamanica. It sounds like what you were going to say. Don't get mad at me. Don't turn on me. Make it real. No, I love her. I would never turn on you. I love you on meek.

Don't say that. No, I love you. But I'm glad that somebody big took her under her wing. No, it's great. She's going to get exposed to a big audience. She needed somebody. She's that funny where she can go out and get some fans. She lost a lot of weight, too.

She looks... She lost a lot of weight. She looked better. Yeah. No doubt. She's grinding it out. She got big, big cans, man. I mean...

She does have red her. Ridiculous-sized tits. I mean, they're nuts. Yeah, that's it right there. She's, uh, yeah, they're in a hallway at a hotel. They've done a couple weird things. I actually called her on one. There was some sexual attention happening.

She said some, she said that Chelsea got her a bunch of dildos and vibrators. Something. And she likes one of them. Yeah, the big one. I think. The big one. The one with the sword handle on it. I mean.

She's biting. She's biting. She's biting on the ground, which is definitely impossible. You don't want that. You don't want to pull Yamanica on top. Papa you. That was crazy. Yeah, they're on the ground fighting in a hotel hallway, and Yamanika has a...

And it looks like she's going to go finger. Yeah, dude. She's pulling her... She's trying to get in her coochie. I mean, listen. She's trying to tickle her, I think. Tickler in her asshole? How do you tickle somebody in their asshole?

I take that back. I know how that's done. By the way, I don't like necessarily, though, that... that what I don't know if Yamanika feels this, but I would feel, I don't like when my friend's treating me like the big lummicks that you can do rougher stuff to like that.

And like, Chelsea Hanler taking a running start to just jump on Yamanika while she's on the ground and, like, fall over. Knowing Yamanika is just gonna laugh would make me feel like shit. I'm like, don't fucking make it look like. Yeah. You know what I mean?

It's like, you might as well walk up to me and like jiggle my belly in front of people. Hey, Jay. J, blu-b-b-chle-chiggle, jickel. They go, hey, look how easy it. Look how stuff. dirty you are. Chelsea Handler's a

fucking drunk, though. That's some drunk-ass shit right there. Yeah, yeah. I think doesn't she like almost like attribute her whole career of alcohol? I guess. Yeah. Her books, weren't they like, hey, vaudecats, me, Chelsea. Yeah, it's called like

a whiskey slut. Yeah, I wouldn't want... My life is a whiskey slut. I wouldn't have to put up with this. You know what I mean? If you were, if you were under somebody's wing opening for them and they were just tackling you drunk in a hallway trying to tickle your vaj, and you have to put up with it or you'll

you can't say no no but I know it's like the thing it's like that would somewhere in me I'm not saying Yamanika feels this way that would make me feel hurt that someone that on with all this video they're making obviously here that the joke is kind of like I can I can take this person

jumping on me and it's not like Chelsea's like a particularly little person do I mean it's one thing if we were like me and Jacob were doing this in a hallway it's funny because Jacob's so small yeah do you get what I'm saying yeah Chelsea handler is not that she's like a tiny, tiny lady.

She's just showing that she can throw her full oomph into Yamanika and it's not a big deal. They'll all still be laughing. I'm over-analyzing it for sure. I'm digging it. It's a very uncomfortable hallway situation that I don't like seeing my friend Yamanika getting thrown to the ground by some drunk old white lady. Also, if you pop out of your room, the whole thing's uncomfortable right away. It's like, oh my God, finally.

Oh, a big loud black woman and a Karen finally got into it in the hallway. Well, I guess this is going to be. my night yeah and then you're like oh they're laughing together yeah this is some weird shit the tackle the tackle is the one where i was like i i don't like that for yamanika and i'm just projected i mean look i yeah i i went through some of this i guess on torsum and stuff like that oh i wanted touring with him i mean yeah i went i think he hit me with a stun gun once really i think this video of it's you got taunt daincook taunted and bullied you i think yeah he with a stun gun And that's what, so it's hurt people, hurt people.

And then you would come home and bully us. Yeah. You would come back and say mean things to us and tell us that we couldn't sit at table with you or you don't want to look at my face while you eat. These are old Bobby. I still don't want to do that. Oh, okay. So, I mean, yeah.

We have to have lunch together every week. Maybe you can look north and I can look south. We sit back to back. What you fucking thing I'm doing? You have to somehow get in and break a rule. Oh, take that, dude. You broke a rule. Time to get the zap.

Yeah. Bobby, you went to Zapp? You went to Dane Zapp? You get the Zat? Ow. No, stop. You went the Zapp? Tell me you don't like what Chelsea Handler's doing in Yamanika.

I don't like it. You get the Zapp. You get the Zapp. I don't like it. I don't like it. That one was... That one was... Stop!

Okay, I'm sorry. I'm having fun with it now. You're an asshole. I'd give you a zap. Well, here's a problem with this. When I was... When me and Dane were fucking around, we were just young dudes being assholes. This is middle-aged women in a fucking.

in a fucking hallway. This is just, this is the age where... Oh, they shouldn't be behaving like this at all, for sure. I would never fucking attack you in a hallway and drag you to the ground. I'd always, again, it says late night this, what I would not be part of... And again, I don't get drunk like that.

But I would not be part of this. All I would be thinking about is, like, other people in the rooms are like, what the fuck are you doing? Yeah, it's like at a certain age, you've got to kind of grow up a little bit. Listen, if they get... And not tackle your chubby friend in the hallway.

If they got in the room, and start doing it, I see even losing a touch of, like, your volume in that regard. You know you're in the hallway of the hotel, and it's late night. That's pretty wild. And somebody's videotape. It's content. Now, look, I know what clip farming is, and that's

what this is. As the florencer, this is your clip farming. And whose baggage is to open up that has a dildo and a gun? Who is that? You can't tell. Go back to the tackle games. I'd like to see where she gets there. There's actually another one, too, where they

It gets kind of sexual. It was a little weird. I was like, are you fucking Chelsea? You think they're fucking going at it? I think she was just wants black dick that bag that she'll settle for a black vagina. I think Chelsea's very straight. Talk about getting it.

What is this? This part bugs me. Well, she starts scraming her. Well, she's trying to tickle her back of her leg. She doesn't understand Yamanika's curvaceous body. I would immediately take this video. Right here. I'd immediately take this video.

Right. Yeah. Oh! On that fateful day, Chelsea Handler was against all odds, having crossed that goal line. Yamanique in a three-point stance facing the other way was going to give her all she could handle.

It's a rap tackle. I mean, look, I guess they're having fun as alcoholics do, but... Oh, absolutely. No, they're having fun for sure. I'll tell you. It sucks to become friends with the person after they have the thing that could actually propel your career majorly when she was doing Chelsea lately man Yamanika would have really benefited from

that but she missed the moment she missed the moment of it so now she's with Chelsea on there too late it's the same thing with everything else you become friends with someone after the fact well this is the type of shit that like at when this when this friendship goes away when she stops using Yamanika or Yamanika becomes big enough to what she doesn't she can't do these anymore this is the type of shit down the road like that Katie Perry thing that's happening when you when you do these weird things and you're fucking around having fun what did kitty perry do oh you didn't hear about that yeah katy perry i blocked her ever since we had that weird conversation katy perry got accused of sexual assaulting ruby rose nice but it's almost jacob stop are you what are you

laughing is it sounds ridiculous for a woman to accuse a tiny another woman who's another tiny woman of sexual abuse it's it's kind of gross it's kind of gross is it though yeah a little bit what was it she fingered with a booger? No, she'll pull it up. That'd be gross. I want, I want her to, you know, read it. Who's Ruby Rose? She's an actress. She kind of looks very dude-like. She plays like a very masculine

woman in all her movies. She's kind of hot. She's hot. She gets short hair. You wouldn't like that. I don't watch Orange's the New Black Paco Weirdo. She was actually, I believe, in John Wick. Do you want to see her? I'd like to see her. She was the Italian girl and John Wick with the short hair. Remember her? Just, you know, a picture of Ruby Rose.

trying to find the video of the allegations. Yeah, you know she is. I don't know her. What has she been and I've seen her another time. I think she was in John Wick. Say John Wick again. John Wick. She was in...

Say John Wick. Clearly that one I don't know. She was in... Orange is the New Black. Yeah, Orange is New Black. She's been in a bunch of shit. You know her from a bunch of things. Definitely John Wick, though.

She's been in John Wick. We know. Okay, I'm just letting you know. She was in John Wick, Chapter 2. Chapter 2. The second one, the... Went to Italy. Batwoman, no idea.

She played Batwoman in the, I believe it failed. It did, yeah, with 20 episodes. Jacob's type of girl. Oh, Jacob definitely knows who she is because look at all the stuff, she's in Supergirl, the TV series, DC Ledgers-Demar, the Flash TV series. So she's Batwoman in everything.

I don't know, I thought I recognized her face or something, but I don't recognize any of these things. You might recognize it from John Wick. Was she in John Wick? She was in John Wick, too. Chapter two. Chapter two. Do tell.

You might recognize it from that. I think I do. I think that's what it was. Why didn't you say John Wick from the beginning? Well, I was trying to say it, but, you know, she was definitely in John Wick too. Okay. Yeah. I kept cutting you off at John Wick never got you to two.

Chapter two. Yeah, that was my fault. Everyone says they interrupt too much. I'm so hungry. Who says you're doing? You do not interrupt too much. I'm so hungry. You do not interrupt too much.

I love that. I love it. Got it. Okay, so Ruby Rose alleges that Perry. Wait to hear this. Now 41 saw me, why is that in quotes, resting on my best friend's lap to avoid her and bent down, pulled her under with her side, and rubbed her disgusting vagina on my face until my eyes snapped open, and I projectile vomited on her. Come on. That's hilarious.

It's disgusting. What? It must have sucked. You could do worse than having Katie Perry rubber muff on your face. Well, for me or you, but if it smelled or it was just disgusting. What's the equivalent of this? Mark Slaughter. From the band Slaughter.

Drags nuts across your face while you're sleeping. Funny. Funny, but you might project out vomit. Now, it's Mark Slarger. The guy was gorgeous. He was mediocre. No. Buddy, he's a six.

Okay, Bon Jovi dragon nuts across your face. That's nice. Or just fucking maybe laying in his giving you the Roman soldier's helmet where he puts the cock down between your eyes from your forehead. I could never do that. Me either. It wouldn't be a Roman soldier's helmet. It was like a widow's peak.

It would look at my dicks giving you, it would look at my dicks giving you Eddie Monster hair. Yeah. You do the vampire well. Hey, what's that? You get the little, what is peak right there? He goes, no, that's a full human penis. Oh, you must have a big forehead. Nope.

She saw me resume and put her, projected out of vomit. Rose also wrote that as a woman, for a myriad of reasons, good word. Great word. Opening up about W on W, women on women violence and sexual abuse seems to be a hundred times harder than speaking out about the male predators, at least for me. Yeah, because everybody goes, so what?

Yeah, who wouldn't want that? Yeah, fight back. You're both girls. None of you can knock the other one out. Yeah. Fight forever. Fight forever or walk away. Yeah, you'd have a case if Yamanika did it to you.

Yeah. Yeah. I hope Yamanika sues fucking Chelsea for trying to finger her in the hallway. Yeah, it will come. She's not interested in filing a report over this. Why not? I think she did.

She went to the police and did file a report. She said she said she's not interested in filing a report. No, I just read something on the report. I just read something online that she did. She went, she had to go and do it or something like that. She said that, but it says who claimed a thread user who claimed she was speaking out on connection to a Twitter feud she once had with Perry in 2017 when she slammed her song swish swish. Oh, come on, that's a banger. Swish, swish.

I don't know what it is. That's when she had all the basketball players and heels dancing around. It was kind of a nightmare. Oh, she performed it somewhere? Yeah. I kind of remember that now. It was the crash storm being like, what the fuck is this? It was pretty terrible.

Everyone's wearing basketball shit Anyway swing down that's it Just rub their muff in her face once Get the fuck over yourself Ruby Rush She mushed it in her face though Ruby Rose Dude come on

Well she puked on her pussy It's a heavy reaction She was sick from something else I'll tell you this If I woke up dude And you were smashing your cock into my face Projectile vomiting is not how I would Handle that

I mean I can see being angry Reacting Maybe just closing my eyes And acting like I'm still asleep but start sucking your dick. Yeah. And then if we just fall into it, we fall into it, but if not I could always be like,

what the fuck, what I was asleep, dude. Yeah, that's what I like. Who's this? This is the, oh, Katie Perry, yeah. It is bad, yeah. Bish.

And this is all gay guys wearing high heels with her. Oh, God. And basketball shorts. Music is so gay. I know. I'll tell you what. The amount of things they put black people through

to be a professional athlete that you have to sit through, you think a black guy wants to sit here and watch a bunch of dudes in high heels it's like I said the award shows when they have like Lil Nas X come out and like like butt fuck all of his friends on stage and then they just show a method man being like all right I guess that's the world now yeah that's why I like Frank Sinatra they didn't do any of that silly shit it's really it's it's the door kick open like syndrome you know what I mean like the people were like all right look if you're gay you're gay no big deal and

they go well hello NBA here's all the gays I'm like slow to down man and then they got to bring out a girl to nicky menager show her snatched to make it a little better for a little bit but this just makes uh somebody like jacob upset this is when nicky was all right yeah i don't know what that means she's not she's weird now her body's nuts well i don't know her music at all she stinks though for what it's worth yeah well she's listed though like the greatest

rappers of all the time she's the only woman on the list the only woman really really suck on that And Martin Hill and fucking Salt and Pepper and MC Light and everybody else from way before Queen Latifah. That's crazy. Suck dick, Queen Latifah. That's crazy. Well, it's a fucked up thing to say because, again, some people are victim to... Exactly. How do you put, like, the Sugar Hill gang on the greatest list of rappers of all time?

They're terrible in hindsight because it was... They were devine... But they were inventing the style of music. So the fact that someone could do it now, it's like, they're the best of all time. Well, yeah, so is the next person after her. It's going to be better than her because it's all developing. It's a Jordan theory, man. I like talking about theories.

It's the Jordan theory. I think that waking up to a vaj on your face would fucking stottle you. I think a cock is much easier because there's no, like a vaj is just this open thing that has a smell. If you pull your panties to the side and smash it in someone's face, you're not getting pussy all over the face. You're getting muff mostly. What if her nose, the tip of her nose broke the seal of it? No problems there. Who cares?

Another girl. Do girls don't give a shit about girl's shit. They all look at each other's titties and shit. Yeah, but apparently she does. Well, listen, God bless. She goes for it that Katie Perry. I respect it. I don't know why she would call.

I respect her cool move more than I respect this one and making a big to-do about it. Well, if you have a migraine and you're just trying to, you know, rest your head on your friend's lap, and then your friend comes over and rubs their snatch on your face. But your headache's gone. You think it has some type of medicinal purpose? Absolutely.

If you had hiccups, they'd be gone. It cures cancer I've been heard It's been known to cure cancer Now if you tell me that If she had HPV on that pussy And she's grinding it on your face Now possibly attempted murder

But I'm assuming Katie Perry's only got Just problems from like You know British dicks that are all basically They're in their own flesh condom already So she's fine You don't think You don't think Katie Perry's pussy is tainted at all I don't think so dude

I think Russell Brand's got a long thinny where the heads always tucked away into that foreskin. Same thing with Orlando Bloom. I don't trust these guys. Orlando Bloom, though, has that fucking gonzo nose of a cock. Remember Katie Perry and him on the picture of them on the bodyboard? No. And he's just naked on his knees and his fucking dick goes like horns out, down.

Conzo nose. Oh, I remember all the dicks. Do Justin Bieber's got a nice thicky? Remember his dick was just out in that one picture? No. Thick old dick, Justin Bieber. Makes me furious. The game, I don't think, ever shows it.

No. shows it through stuff. That outline is insane. The game's outline. Chris Brown's got a huge dick. Oh, is that his gonzo penis? Yeah. I don't know why the picture's not loading.

You know what? I remember feeling it was bigger for some reason, but it's pretty, it's, for that far away of a picture, and that's a soft dick. It's very gonzow. It's a soft dick, though. It's a soft dick, but that's a regular dick. Maybe it is. Yeah, that's a regular ding ding.

Maybe I just felt confident in everything else going on with him. I think your dick is very similar. Could be. No. Well, yes. Certain dangles, for sure. Yeah. But that's not just like pull my pants down

and for sure that's what you're going to see. I tell you what, if I had that dick, I would not be... This happy with it? I would not be, yeah, naked on a fucking... I agree. Chris Brown, though. Surfboard. Have you ever seen Chris Browns? No.

Insane. He's getting insane one? Insane. Greg Oden was the other guy who raised... But Greg Oden was also 7 foot 2. Of course it's going to be a nervous. You know, it's easy to find a black guy with a big dick, I think. Is there a black guy with not a big dick?

dick that we know of sure that shows up in pornography sometimes from here to that but is there someone famous look at chris brown's dick dude that oh god i don't think that we've seen that's not hard so fat this is not right it's just uncomfortable that's crazy it's unconsored no that's not soft for sure that's not like how he's just resting his underwear every day but i mean that's not fucking a raging boner it's just flopping down greg oden see if you can find greg oden let me see if i can get bobby hard get this fucking naked girl off the screen yeah dude that's gonna show me gregg o'clock you're gonna show me Greg Oden's dick. God damn.

It's already down. It was up. It was getting up. Now it's down. Yeah, maybe. You may have it on the cum down. That's a good time to take a picture for sure.

Look at Greg Oden, dude. Where was he? Outside? He's got seven foot tall. Yeah, I guess height really does add to your talk. That's fucking nine inches of straight dangle. Yeah. I haven't had a hot dog in decades.

I know. That's not a hot dog. That's a sausage. That's more of a sausage. Or like a kilbasa. Yeah, maybe blood sausage. Yeah, something like that. It's European.

Absolutely. Ethnic, without a doubt. Yeah. I love his bush fat though It's fucking wild He doesn't even take he doesn't trim that at all No he doesn't have to It looks like he's wearing a bikini bottom

He doesn't have to because he has enough dick To come out of it anyway Right Yeah We trim ours down I taper mine towards the base So it looks like maybe dick starts a little I always shave a little About a quarter inch

Above the top of my dick A quarter inch You gotta fade Yeah just enough to make it Because then at least from maybe like a straight on view or something. You're going to see just a flesh color with not being hair. It might look like even another half inch, even though it's just my actual bush fat.

Yeah. But because it's no hair on that little part, it just looks like maybe it goes a little bit longer. A little bit longer, yeah. Optical illusion. It's like painting the cave on the side of the building. Who's this? The game. Jesus Christ.

Look at that. Now, here's the thing. You can make a strong argument that his dick is completely hard right there and he's mushing it down those fucking underwear. But even if it is hard, God bless. God bless everybody. God bless all of us. All of us. I mean, it's crazy.

If I had a dick like that, I would definitely try to suck it. Suck it yourself. I mean, wouldn't you? Yeah. I mean, if you didn't have to hurt yourself, right now I'd have to snap my, risk being paralyzed to try to suck my own penis. Unless you're bony thin. My God.

Unless you're bony thin, the odds that you're going to be able to contort to get your dick in your mouth. Yeah. You know what I mean? Now, you might have somebody like Paco who's very athletic, but it doesn't matter. Unless he's fucking his own face, like a rabbit, it's not, his dick's not going to reach. It's not going to, no matter what he does. If he had a few more inches of dick, he could probably reach. That's going to be an Asian dick issue, which I also suffer from.

Yeah, I do too. But I say, I don't have to get to that part because I go, Paco, they go, Paco, you might be able to suck your own dick. and then he's concern is fuck my dick might not reach when I go Jay you you don't you wouldn't try to suck your they go why would I even try

I know I can't I know I can't bend that way there's too much gut and stuff in between No you'd have to go to China and have people like flex you for years into sucking your own dick I don't think you could I think the mush in between

There's a kung fu master that could help you do it Yeah what's his name His name is Lee Kwan Do I have to go on a great journey to find him You have to climb a lot of stairs 11,000 stairs with two buckets of water. Understand. Can I carry it like cattle, though, on a thing across my shoulders?

You have to. You have to carry it like cattle. But you can never put it down. If you put it down, you have to start over again. If I always just woke up tomorrow with the games dick, I would just start an immediately new life. I would throw barbecues just in my tight underwear. But I'd walk away from everything in my life and just start fresh and attack life new with that dick.

Yeah, I would too. I'd say goodbye to everybody. Is it illegal to walk out with just those tight underwear and your dick? Shouldn't be. Right? Is that illegal? As long as you're covenant, you're fine. Showing off God's work.

I would walk around with that all the time. Absolutely. Yeah. That would be my going to the store outfit. I would only wear the tight you wore from your mom on stage. Yes. So. Could you imagine the pop I would have gotten if when I dropped it then instead of wagging my dead fucking assless tussie?

Then instead I showed a game fucking hang down my leg. Tommy Too Smooth was a comic used to do that. He did a character called Feliciano Fuck That Fernandez. and he would put on yellow pants and no underwear and when he would like pump he would go fuck that when he would do it it would you'd see his fucking dick just smacking around in those fucking thin pants yeah Michelle Obama used to do that

yeah um allegedly she liked to show her hand for sure have you seen that video where she's dancing and they I don't know it's got a little flapper hitting the edge of her pants yeah there's a video and this guy never stops taking pictures of his why would you why would you I agree I mean first of all look at his body's insane, but that dong.

Could you imagine wearing white underwear and then your fucking dick stretches the material so much that you see the color of your dick through the white underwear? Do you see that? His dick is making it see-through. They're not see-through underwear. His dick's making it see-through. Yeah, it's pushing through the atoms. It's doing science right now.

That's fission. And he's always grabbing it. So he is, I'll tell you what he is doing. He's getting it to the point where it's hanging down. Of course. And he's grabbing it to keep that blood in it. That is a technique. I've done that technique.

Yeah, we've all done the technique. This is never the result. But my technique is, I can never do it to the side. It always has to be sticking straight up. Straight up. Yeah, I can't be. I can never. I've never taken the picture, but anytime I've thought of what would be the picture for that,

it's going to have to be straight up. And then the problem is straight up because it's not a super long dick. It's strong. and it's dense do you know what I'm saying I don't lose strength because it's so long that you can only do like so much movement with it so if I have a boner and I put it straight

up it's pulling the waistband away from my body yeah but that's not a good way it's because I'm raging hard trying to act like I'm not yeah all the blood from the upper part of your body is in that small part it's amazing I'm able to stand up

Christine can you stop sopping over fucking Orlando Bloom's little dumb dick, it's little and it's stupid. It is, it's a little dumb puppet-nosed dick. Yeah, here we go. It's just this list is goofy. Eminem has a big one? No, that's not what this is.

Oh, sorry. I thought you're bringing up big dicks. Everybody has a big dick. Nikki Minaj, Nicki Minaj. Oh, okay. I thought you're bringing up people who have a big dick. It's a weird list. Drake does have a big one.

Oh, yeah. I bet Snoop Dogg has a thin one. I bet his dick is so long and thin. Yeah, yeah. And no one really likes fucking them. I have a theory that your dick looks like your face. Yeah? Yeah.

You think it feels like a pineapple? I think your dick, yeah, I think your dick. Pineapple shape? Yeah, like Ari's dick is Ari's face. It is. Yeah. I never thought about what you're saying until you said that. And I was like, oh my God, it really is.

It looks like it goes like, no, all right. Yeah, Lewis's dick. If his dick can talk, it would go, all right, okay. Hey, you want to go travel to country? You want to go to? I don't know. When I get back, I guess, well, I don't know. Oh, fuck.

All right. Let me get hard. Louis's dick looks like Lewis's face Oh yeah it doesn't Dan's dick is fat at the end like his head Yeah I only saw Dan's balls from behind But man they dragged Yeah it's like his face

Joe's dick looks like Joe's face I have a theory that you want to Know what a guy's dick look like Just look at his face Do you picture Mark Norman's as a very curly dick hair Like his head hair? Yeah Mark Norman's dick looks like Mark 100%

Probably Yeah Paco's I've seen you a pack of It looks just like your face. Hey, dickface. Hey, dickface, I'm talking to you. Yeah, that was the Drake. I forgot about Drake.

Drake's pieces. He was shown his flopper on his private jet, which makes a dick look even bigger. Yeah. I don't know. That plane's so tiny, your dick looks so big in it. Isn't it so funny that technology advanced so much that we could just take these amazing shots of our dicks

and we can't because of our dick size? Yeah, still can't. find that amazing shot yeah i've seen every i've tried every angle i forgot about the drake picture oh my god yeah that one i mean come on it's like blocking his fucking hand yeah they had to find out to make sure it would that's not him that's fake it says it says fake photos all right doesn't it he's hoping jace crank please tell me that's fake oh no listen god bless him i believe drake has a really huge dick yeah or else how could you be that goofy looking and has your whole career just doing another guy's voice it's

It's insane. He does look like four races in one face. He is four races in one face. That is a great tattoo. I love that. It's just Drake's spread-out-house-old. What is that? It's Drake,

legs open, holding his dick. It's a little cartoony, and they give you a lot of butt hole in this picture, though. He gives you the butthole, and then it gives you a little crease at the bottom of the butthole. Oh, it's true. It's a good ass.

God bless Drake. Drake's thing is so weird. I think I said that before on the thing. His whole thing is like, People love him, but he's just doing Little Wayne's voice and just did it a whole different career, right, with the same beats in his voice. You love Drake, I know you do, Black Lou. But am I wrong about that? That's not the way he talks.

His rapping voice is a chosen voice, like Cypress Hill almost. But he chose to do Little Wayne's voice. I don't hear that. I got to listen to it again now. That's crazy. They both do the same fucking things, they go, Mm-hmm, he won't. They both do the same fucking things, that one's from the place where you sound like that and dream.

Drake's from Canada. Little Wayne's voice is really. Whang, Wayne. So who's Drake's? Let me hear it. I thought he was a little more... I bet you could just...

I bet there's a YouTube video that says Drake and Wayne comparison. The fact that Black Lewis said he's never thought of it that way sounds nuts. Baby's mamas. Oh, Jesus Christ. Just stats of them.

How many babies' mamas does he have? How would just look up? Do people think Drake sounds like Little Wayne? It's got to be common. If you're the only person that thinks that? That's crazy. That would make me lose confidence

in everything I've ever thought. You've been wrong a couple times today. Today? Yeah. That guy was not the hottest guy. I didn't say he was the hottest guy. You're adding.

You said he was gorgeous and he was not gorgeous. There's a Reddit thread. Oh, there you go. That's all I need. Yep. Am I just tripping or early Drake sounds like a little wane? That's a white guy too. That's from Big J. Ocerson.

In songs like Believe Me. Bring up Believe Me. Here you go, though. You're about to have your whole world blown a piece of my man. Oh, no, man. You fell in love with a Canadian who's pretending to be from New Orleans. A Jewish Canadian. A Jewish Canadian.

Disgusting. I'll tell you, this is Little Wayne. His Little Wings, it's his song. This is Little Wayne. But this, actually, it's Drake. Is this Drake? Yes. Yeah, that is Drake.

So take back your little fucking snarky remark to me. Well, my point is made by this. Your pain was made, but you did give me a snarking remark. I'm sorry about the snark. I got excited. You did. You did get a little excited You tried to make me feel bad

I was ready to show a black eye A rap thing This is Drake Yeah you're right You're 100% right I think it might just be some cadence That's all No it's the tone of their voice

Drake's doing a voice Drake sounds more like Lil Wayne than Lil Wayne Drake used to be a copy of Lowell Wayne How Drake was inspired by Lil Wayne He sounds exactly like Little Wayne Black Lou hides this from his algorithm He runs away because he loves Drake too much

He loves Canada. Yeah, more than New Orleans, I guess. He loves child actors, cosplaying rappers. Damn. We went down the fucking hole on that one. Black Lou's all DeGrassey Jr. High. Oh, man. He loves that Degrassi, that degrassi class.

You were blown away and so happy to find that he wasn't actually in a wheelchair. It blew your mind. You're a fan for life. What? He could walk. Shut up. Also, his real name is Aubrey. His name is Aubrey, and he went to Drake?

anything would be better than Aubrey I mean if you went just Aubrey with no last name like no nothing just hey what's up I'm Aubrey that's not bad you know a boy named Sue maybe his dad did something like that's he saw that massive cock and he was like fuck this kid that's not my dick doesn't look like that when I was born

fuck this kid his name's Aubrey now get pussy you fucking asshole you know had a little cock that we know black dude that shit had a bigger cock who Patrice did he have a little pecker he had a huge body he had a huge body understood, yes. It was hiding. I understand.

No, he definitely didn't have a Let me pull it out and impress chick's dick. No, he had a dick so much and he just went to pure, I'm just going to use dildos. Yeah. That's when you have a little car where you look, I'm going to buy you a better dick. I can see buying you a better dick,

but you have to be able to at least use the one you have on you as well. Yeah. Oh, God damn. Damn. Little Wayne and Drake. We just blew five. in Black Lou's mind. I'm sorry, Black Lou.

Yeah. Anybody else you want me to ruin? Gordon from Sesame Street was Uncle Tom. You heard of here first. Frank Sinatra, nobody sounded like him. Yeah, everybody. I'm just joking. I'm joking.

You guys all froze. I know the saddest, while I was starting to think, I was like, I think Drake and Little Wayne could easily sound like Frank Sinatra if they chose to. That's how easy Frank Sinatra is. Is that the only reason why you hate that music because anybody can do it? It's, these were like the celebrities of the time.

and display some sort of a talent. Their acting sucks. They're everything. Again, it's times changing. I understand that. But at one point, movies thought acting was supposed to be like, let me tell you something, lady.

If you're going to say something like that, you're going to find yourself in prison, okay? Yeah, acting evolved a lot. Of course. Acting, everybody kind of sucked back in the day. Exactly. So you didn't need to be, like, you just needed one,

they just wanted to see Elvis or see Frank Sinatra. Like, nobody gives a fox. I'm a big fan of westerns. I love, like, John Wayne movies. I love all the westerns. And they sucked. All the, they always had the, uh, the young guy who just overacted anger.

Mm-hmm. God damn it. Why are you going to do that to me? And then he looks to the camera, you know, it looks away. But acting did evolve a little bit. And Frank Sinatra was in shitty acting time. But that's why you also, what I bet Frank Sinatra also could do, though, was tap dance. Do you know what I mean?

Never tap dance. That was, that was Sammy Davis. Damn, dude. Damn. Why one movie is Frank Sinatra in? Oh, my God, shitty, shitty, awful ones? No, he was in a couple good ones. Tell me one.

Really? He was in Oceans 11. He was a good one. He won the Oscar for Here to Eternity. Yeah, He was in Oceans 11 was a good movie. I thought it was all right. There was no other movies then. What do you mean?

There was a ton of movies back there. No, listen, everyone says Citizen Kane's the best movie ever. Go watch it. I watched it. Sucks. It was a great movie. Boring. Great movie.

Snoozer. Not a snoozer. It is. It is not a fucking snooze. It's a fucking snooze. Got one major problem as soon as it starts. What? It's black and white.

That's fucking great. Nope. Dude, so wasn't wisdom. Black and white meat for a couple minutes. For a little while. Then it went technicolor and I was in. That blew people's minds. My mind.

Because we were all black and white, but all the movies were black and white. And then when it started in black and white and went to color, people in the theater was like, oh my, what the fuck is this? And these facts are why you're too old for Bon Jovi. I'm not. Also, everyone's grandfather in the pictures around the house looked like Frank Sinatra when they were younger. That just looks like my grandfather.

Well, everybody dressed the same back then. Yeah, slicked back hair. Part of the side, slicked. Suit. Everybody had a suit, yeah. Frank Sinatra, as a young man, was kind of ugly. He is. He actually got better looking as he got older.

Oh, do you know how much pussy Frank got? Yes, I do, Bobby. I don't think you do. Don't you wish it was a time where everyone could get laid, simply from talking in rhythm. I think that time might come back sooner than you think. Sooner than I think.

I wish we would... And my long, big notes are still low notes because I just talk it. Don't you wish they'd go back in the kitchen? That's got to be his kid, right? I'd rather fucking Katie Perry wake me up with her muff than fucking listen to this. I'll take the puke.

I'll take it. Yeah, Frank Sinatra was an ugly young dude. Oh, is that Ronan Farrow? Yeah. That they say he's definitely a son. Yeah, that's his son. Frank Sinatra's another one with a big piece. He had a big piece?

Yep. Oh, yeah. Who had the guy with the big dick? William Neeson, John Hamm, Milton Burrow. No, from back, Milton Burrow. Yeah. His dick was. I know all the dick, Bobby.

Why can't we find that? I'd love to see a picture of that. He said he used to pull it out on set all the time, right? It was like a joke almost. He pulled it out on SNL when he, and that, did you see the SNL documentary? And Rodney had huge balls.

Rodney would show his balls to everybody all the time. Yeah. Yeah. He was on SNL and the guy, what's his name come up to him? I think it was, what's it, Chevy Chase walked up to him?

And he was talking to one of the girls and he came out and he just, he was kind of being a dick on set. And he was kind of like, hey man, relax. And he just pulled his dick out and he goes, look, a, you, you, kid when you get one of these you can talk to me or something like that there's a scene in the uh the s nl documentary thing that they made oh that movie that movie where

he actually yeah he pulled his he just pulled his cock out and showed him his dick and it was massive and it actually bitch the guy who i think it was chevy chase or or uh um dan ackeroid one of those guys yeah when you get one of these yeah when you get is that what he said yeah no it's a good that you said by let me see that me it says known bro used to pull his penis out in front of everybody. I personally know multiple people that Milton pulled his dick out in front of. I would too. If I had a massive thing.

Me too. That would be my, I'd pull it out at the end of my sets. Guys, thank you so much. And I'd pull my dick out. Love you, Mohegan, son. Thanks for coming out. And then I'd fwap all the girls' faces in the front row with it.

Now, I'll tell you this. I wouldn't do that at all, personally. But I wish I was the person that would. I'll be envious of you doing it. We're going to treat our big huge dicks differently in this scenario, but I like your way. She's not me. If you had a big huge dick, you wouldn't take it out? Yeah, no, I would take it out.

But not like in those situations. I just go in the fucking weird. I'd find a way to point it out a lot. That's when you go to a strip club and you'd be like, whoa, don't dance too close. You're waking this guy off. And then they're going to be, what the fuck is that real? I go, I know, right, it's crazy. And why you're in tidy white?

It's almost a burden. I wouldn't wear the box a shirt. It was like the game. I'd wear tidy witty, so it would actually, the helmet would actually peak out of the bottom of it. Oh, yeah. Oh, God, I didn't know. He's got a mind of his own this guy. Yeah, I would pull my dick out a bunch. Yeah. Oh, man, that guy is a good choice for Milton Burrell.

Yeah. What's his name? J.K. Rowling? Yeah. No. J.K. Simmons. Simmons, yeah. He was from Whiplash. Yep. Was not in John Wick. Was not in John Wick.

Just to let you know. First things first, let me know if they're in or not in John Wick. I will. At all cost, let me know. John Wick Chapter 2 or not. If you pulled, you can't even, I mean, be able to pull your dick out and not get fucking canceled, you can't pull your dick out anymore.

I mean, times have changed. Different times. It's a different time. Jane Curtin's not going to run to the authorities. Shut up and take it, bitch, you're lucky to be on TV. Jane Curtin. Remember what you end of deal with? Remember this thing was like, Jane, you ignorant slut.

That was like always, like, heard the line on her. Yeah. And she says, they're just eat it. Shut up, bitch. Get over there to Kate and Allie and shut your mouth some more while you're at it. Oh, Jane Curtin. What was her biggest thing? Then she had, they revived her for, uh, they woke her up out of her casket to get her up for the coneheads movie.

No one gave a shit about. She didn't third rock from the sun forever. Oh, really? I thought she died. No, that was the other one. Oh, no. That was, uh, what's her name? Was Christine wrong?

I think I'm wrong. Rosanna, Dana, and what's her name? Gilda. She's dead she died also yeah she died she was married to what's his name jean wilder yeah thank god she died before they were able to have kids oh my god thanks that kid would have those kids would have been propagated that they would have started the gauze of war earlier she wasn't part of like the the four main cast members but she was john liff gal's love interest oh got you got you but she was on the whole series oh i love this show i guess they farted jane

like third rock from the sun i love third rock from the sun what was it about aliens they were all aliens You're too old for it. I was around. I was too old for it too. I was around with Third Rockins from the Sun. I just didn't watch it. I didn't watch it. I checked that as sitcoms, probably at the times when all of them.

That's why I don't, that's me and Christine's age difference. I don't give me any shit about friends at all. I used to get mad at friends because I lived in New York. And I was like, this is, you really have that nice of an apartment? You have. It was her grandmothers. Whatever. She had rent control.

It's explains through the whole series. Was it? I didn't know that. Oh, maybe I'll go re-watch it then. That's all I needed. That's all I needed. That's all I needed. That's all, yeah.

It's also a six-story walk-up, right? Six-story walk-up. All right. All right. Listen, now that I have this information, I'll go. In the village in the 90s. Do they make a thing about that?

That it's a sixth-floor walk-up? Yeah. Is that a thing all the time? No, not a sixth floor, but it's like the, I think it's supposed to be like the, yeah. It's a walk-up. How do you spend the other apartments? Well, Chandler makes money.

Ross makes money. He's a professor. Phoebe lives at her grandmother's house. How does Chandler make money? You spending it all on fucking fentanyl and ketamine. Dad or reconfiguration. She won't acknowledge that he's dead. She just won't acknowledge it.

Really? Why? You know he's dead, right? I know. I actually couldn't watch the show for a while after he died. Why? He just started. He made me sad.

He's the best. Why would you be sad? You don't know him? The character, I mean, Chandler. Yeah, but he's still alive. That character still lives. Chandler is still alive. Chandler still lives.

You know, Sex of the City is another one I can't watch. Their apartment. It's aggravated. It's like fucking bullshit. I'm obsessed with that show. They have no fucking money. They all have money. It's a lawyer.

It's a PR girl. It's a girl that got a Park Avenue apartment from her husband. Maybe I'll rewatch that too. You're changing everything. I should have talked to you. Carrie's lived in her house since the 80s. I also did. I didn't have a,

I wasn't beholden to Seinfeld either. I've definitely not seen every episode of Seinfeld. I have not seen every episode. I did watch it, but I didn't watch it. I think my grandmother liked it. So if I was with her, I'd watch it with it. It was first run only

I didn't go back on that When it would be on and by the time It was funny It wasn't what was rerunned much In my time before having a computer on the road It was still like coach I see if I've seen more episodes of coach by far Than I've seen a sign film

Because coach was just on It was on at night in a hotel and it would come on And then the last sitcom that I was like It caught me and I was like I'm gonna start watching a lot of this was King of Queens That show was very fun Well, I, when I was a kid, my uncle used to watch All in the Family all the time, and I didn't, I didn't get it. I was too young.

But I didn't care for that either. I started rewatching it in the last couple of years. They're fucking great. Oh, really? In the last couple years, I haven't gone back. Now, my sitcoms, I didn't care about that one at all. You should watch All in the Family. It's so funny.

I'm a Jefferson's guy, and that really does make sense in what you guys say about me. He was not, he was not in Johnwick, by the way. No. Sherman Hemsley? No. No, they couldn't afford him. Well, they couldn't afford him, and his rider was too much. I remember when he was sadly coming to the cellar towards the end for a little bit.

Yeah, I remember because he was doing stand-up. Yeah. I did, I think, a show. I think I did a Sherman Helmsley and friends at Carolines, even where he was just making a money grab and, like, hosting a show. I know, but it's still great to see Mr. Jefferson. It was neat. It was very, by the way, still funny conversationally. Yeah.

And a very nice guy. Yeah. But I remember sitting at a table at the cellar. And Kurt was just doodling with his, uh, with him. the chalk on the table, Kurt Metzger. He was doodling, and then I wasn't paying attention, and I'm like, I'm just looking basically at Sherman Hemsley, George Jefferson,

Amen, and I'm like, and then Kerr just goes, hey, do you think he would think this is funny? And he just looked down, and he drew, like, a perfect picture of Sherman Huffer, but just like so many lines in his feet. You know what I mean? It looked good, but it was like clearly not a flattering picture of him. And I was like, ah, I took like, like, hand, I'm like, what are you doing, dude? You have no idea

how to be a Haven Public. I'm like he's not going to think this is good Kurt, talk to nobody He's not going to think this is good at all You autistic genius Dude Kurt had some of the best Yeah you can't give that fucking autistic genius chock I'm glad he lives

He'll solve world problems I'm glad he survived long enough He survived long enough Kurt I'm glad he survived long enough to get past That like people saw And see how funny he is Despite his lunacy

Yeah Because his social awkwardness Man when it would come out Some of the funniest ones do I mean, the David Tells stories are great. It's amazing they became good friends with how much I tried to organize that poorly. And then, yeah, dude, he was just like the fucking...

Ben Bailey one time at the comedy cellar. He goes up to him, Ben Bailey's like, yeah, blah, blah, blah. Something me and my wife are going to go to whatever. And he goes, oh, who's your wife? It's a weird quator. Who's your... Not like, I didn't know you were married, how long you're married. Who's your wife?

And Ben Bailey goes, Mrs. Bailey? And then walks away. Kurt had a lot of people just walk away from a conversation and he just sit there like, that wasn't bad, right? I told you when he told me, uh, Stu came, like he came to me one day when we just met a tell. We're just starting to bullshit with him a little bit at the cellar, a little bit.

Now you bullshit a lot with the tail of the seller. Sure. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I saw you lay for my show last. It's maybe the most important thing I go to the cellar for. Yeah, well, you know, if you tell me you're going to be there at 730, you should be there at 730.

I tried my best. You did not. I don't know Dave Atel called. It was 30 minutes. 30 minutes. He was right by my car. Yeah. I called you on stage.

We got Ben Bankas on, so look at the positives. Yeah, Ben Bankis was there. Did I tell you what happened with that? Yeah, yeah, it's great, though. I got, it's fucking... You tell it, it's great. Yeah, I think, did I tell it on the show? No?

No. Well, I have breakfast with Noam, whatever, once a month or whatever. We'll help me for breakfast. We've been doing a few years. He pays? And, no, I pay. Wow. Yeah.

He paid this time, though. Ooh. But he... He goes, Robert, who's your openers? And I was like, what? He goes, I got complaints about your openers. And I was like, first of all, it's Danny and Joe, and they're very funny. And they produce the show, but they do five, maybe eight minutes each.

And they always do great. And I was on the show, and the show is great. And I go, read me their complaint. I want to hear the complaint about them. So he goes in and he gets. Was it just a letter about me? No, it was. That's the original letter.

That was hilarious. So he goes in and he reads the complaint and he's talking of, of course, about Ben. The person complained about Ben and his political blah, blah, blah, and very rude and the, and then he goes, and then I'm thinking it's going to be you. Then he goes, and the guy in the hero hoodie. He's complained about me. He goes, look, I say the word cock sucker, but that was a little too much. The two complaints weren't about Danny or Joe. It was about...

Or me. Oh, you. It was about... You and Ben Baggus. You goes, rest of the show is great. These two fucking idiots. Oh, fuck off. And then I go, well, were there any good reviews?

He goes, oh, yeah, I got six good reviews. I go, then fucking focus on them, you asshole. I go, don't just focus on that. First of all, the joke that I do about cock suckers, is that one where I, the guy's calling me a cocksucker motherfucker, blah, blah, blah, blah. And he calls me cocksucker like 97.

And then I go, it's a little much. The joke is about the guy saying cocksucker too much. Bobby, you don't understand. Nome sees everything as that one moment in time that you had. Yeah, it's all that.

It doesn't matter if the room and six people said they love the show. Love the show. It doesn't matter by the six people. One person, sends a letter saying they're complaining. Yeah. It's going to make the book, dude.

Yeah, it made the book. It's going to make the book. I go, listen, bro. Making part two of the book. I go, anybody who writes a letter to complain, you should ignore. Right. Letter writers, who the fuck writes a, uh, uh, who sends an email to complain? I know.

It should not be rewarded. No. Certainly not rewarded with a paid chapter in a book. But what do I know? What do I know? That lady is now, that lady is now a published. a published writer. I'm not.

You could be. You should talk to Lewis's guy. Lewis and that girl. I'm more accredited writers than I am. And me. And Bobby Kelly also. And Joe DeRosa and Bill Burr. Yeah.

And now I think who else is doing one they said? So, Kim. Oh, is Kim writing a book? Yeah. I think Lewis just said he can get everybody a book deal. That's true. Body Brain. Yeah.

Body Brain presents the book club. I think if you did a collection of short stories, you could do a book. We've been saying it for years. Good. Save it for years. I'll save those stories for stage where I will need them often.

Yeah, you write a book in your 70s. Or just never at all. No, you need to type, so that's the one thing. I have a boring memoir, dude. It's not that interesting. You have a great memoir. Dude, your black ears. Your redneck ears, you got your,

fucking metal years you got your sissy years those were all the same years though oh they all became it's just time of the day they just all became the same outfit yeah

who am I around in what day is it you can get wigger jay in the same fucking breath as you get fucking rave jay who knows depends who I'm hanging with you really are like you are the borg you will assimilate yeah I wanted to fit in

always I was never I wish I would have thought a little more like individuality when I was younger. I probably would have maybe would have been happier. Probably would have found a little more like, probably would have been better with chicks even too if I just had that kind of self-confidence. My problem was I'd see the not weight problem kids coming in like the stylish clothes and I was like, oh, I should dress like that. Do you know what I mean?

Yeah, you have the same mentality as retarded people. Yes, I think like a retard. Thank you. That is correct. That is correct. When I lived with the six retarded men, they all. started dressing like me. Yeah.

Down to my bikini underwear. There you have it. Why do they see you in your bikini underwear, Bobby? Well, because I was fucking rocking back then. Used to walk around and show them the game style. You go out there holding your dick. Anybody want a little late-night snack before we hit the sack or what's up? They all got their clothing vultures and they came back with bikini, different color

bikini underwear. I hope your retards aren't allergic to pork because I brought a sausage. Oh, shit. Christ almighty. So you're going to wrap it up, Lou? That's it. The weekends now, baby. The weekend begins now, everyone.

You're going, he's going to do Story Wars in Nashville. One more show tonight. Yeah, you're doing, you already did it. You already did it. We did yesterday's. You're doing Story Wars tonight. So make sure you check that out. It's probably, I think it's my favorite podcast.

Oh, thank you. I really do. It is the funnest show I've ever done as far as podcasts. Easy and fun. That's what we're going to say. Easy and fun. It's fun. It's so hilarious.

And there's skill to it. There's a lot of psychology that goes into it. People get there. As you play more and more, you start to realize there. I'll never trust you again. You shouldn't. I shouldn't. Not there.

God damn. Lewis has hurt me too much. You've hurt me, dude. I'm Kansas City Friday Saturday. BigJ Comedy.com. Make sure you check him out. He's all over the place. And YouTube.com slash at Big J. Okerson for his live show that he does.

And his specials are up there. And Bobby Kelly is going to be at Comics Roadhouse in Connecticut. weekend with Paco. Yeah, Paco and Cody Marino's coming. One show Friday, one show, two shows Saturday. Maybe Ben Bancas. No. After that, he's going to be at Uncle Vinny's in New Jersey, Cleveland, Ohio, Stanford, New Orleans,

for tickets and all tour dates, punchup.org slash Robert Kelly, his YouTube channel at Robert Kelly Comedy, and, of course, 7 p.m. every Tuesday night, Fat Black Pussy Cat Lounge at the Comedy Cellar. You can see him live. Live. Enjoy your weekend, everybody. We'll be back on Monday. Monday.

Will Jacob be back? Jacob's back. Ah, geez. Come on him. Maybe the vacation. You said you saw him on vacation on Zoom. He looked miserable as ever. First day of vacation.

First day. Maybe the second day. We should have to send a picture of every day on vacation to see if it progressively gets happier. I don't know. I'm thinking about just getting a bungee cord and hooking it to the corners of his mouth and his ears. He's going to fucking make him smile. So I fucking don't feel so bummed out when I come in. Oh, man, the other day when I came in late, I was like, I was in such a good mood immediately.

I go, oh, we're all here laughing. I'm having a good time. I didn't see Jacob's face going like, this is going to be bad. Everyone's going to be freaking out. This is bad, y'all. Yeah, there we go. This is bad. Well, we'll be back.

Hopefully, Jacob will be happy. We'll see you guys next week. Let's go Chick-fil-A. I love Chick-fil-A. I know you do because you hate gays. I love gays. Well, Chick-filet doesn't. Enjoy your weekend.

Crackle, crackle. Hey! Hey, campers, guess what? Skankfest X. New Orleans is November 13th through the 15th at Mardi Gras World. Badges go on sale this Monday, April 20th at 2 p.m. Eastern Time

at skankfest.com. So make sure you get your tickets. It's going to sell out, so don't miss out. Skankfest X, New Orleans. Skankfest.com.