The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Fashion Dreams

Episode Date: August 5, 2021

A camper thanks the guys with a gift which leads them to ask question: In a fantasy world, what wild fashion style would you try and pull off? Jim Morrison? Captain America? Stevie Nicks? The crew tells their picks.Stream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/BonfireFollow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM@DanSoder www.DanSoder.com@BigJayOakerson www.BigJayComedy.com#CrackleCrackle

Hey, I'm Big J. Okreson. And I'm Dan Soder and welcome to the Bond Fire Podcast. Yeah, it's a podcast and it's also a radio show. You can hear our full show every day on Series XM. Go to series6m.com slash Bond Fire for a special offer. And now, the Bond Fire with Big J. Okreson and Dan Soder. We have a gift here to open today. Yeah, from Aaron, he sent it to me.

He reached out on Twitter and he was like, I got something to send you and Jay and I was like, I, and then he sent it to me. He reached out on Twitter and he was like I got something to send you and Jay And I was like all right, and then he sent it to me. Who is it? Aaron in Albuquerque. Oh Albuquerque Aaron. Yeah That's in New Mexico, Dan I'll vamp I'm vamping New Mexico. I'm finding it open sure take away This thing is trying to bust us open. Sure, take away that. All right.

Hand me the wallet. Let me have it. OK, he did put some electrical tape like he's holding it hostage. Yeah, this is some fucking taped up shit. What the fuck was he in here? Is this going to be toxic? Or are we going to die on air? That'd be pretty rock and roll.

Oh, look at that. Dude, look at the pure strength. Oh! Female police officer! Take that. Do it. Gang. All right. Here you go. Take that shut put gun All right, take that shut put gong Dude, she'll fuck your shit up. Don't talk about my lady damn dude. You're supposed to encourage me It's like plastic bag after plastic bag. Oh my god. Thank you if at all possible open this live on air Which is what we're doing? Has to be for you. Does it fit me? Yeah. All right,

hats for me. I think the hats for you, dog. Just says it is. This thing's, I mean, it's all taped up in a way. What's on that? Can we see the hat real quick? He answered me while you're opening that. Yeah, I think it's is, is it the crow? I want not to be the crow., I want to be that guy who fucking killed people. Oh, that's what he sent in. He sent in cheers. God, I chose shut up. And nerd ropes. And oh wow. Okay, you know, we would have to blur that one out.

But dude, send in a little old school what mushrooms are? Oh, jeez, I saw it. Yeah, it's mushroom, we're used. Road pig, to the road pig. Road pig. Dude, the original road, but now, not original, but, but still good. Pretty great.

Stormshadow. Actually, yeah, these are ones that are made to look a little bit cooler. Destro, Destro, damn. Damn, dude, jeez's got some guys now. Damn, I swear to you, I'm stopping myself from possibly taking these guys and doing one of the weekends.

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Check his oldest hand? Yeah, that's a little... Oh, love this. Check, we're doing a little big JR ticket. Check your old ticket. Check your old ticket. You can see if these are playable. They might be a little wonky legs, and then they're not really playable. They got drunk legs?

Well, they're old. Oh, I got to tell you something. Yeah. Road pig is tight. Damn, got tight road pig. Yeah, hold on. I see. He is tight. Yeah, that's some tight articulation. American hero. G.I. Joe. He also looks like a stern father. he's got his uh sender block on a baseball bet yeah that's the beat up the dudes that have been porking his chick well those guys have been fucking his chick man they're not show up strapped yeah

he got to show up to the gills it's pretty great yeah I want to hear me that astray pretty fucking great yeah Aaron home run Is it all mushrooms? Yeah. It is. And nerd ropes. Oh man. Pretty cool. I'm a, I don't know. They're so gross looking. What do you do with them?

What could I do with those? To have fantastic times, but not have to eat them. These are weed nerd ropes. Weed nerd ropes? Yeah. What's up with that? Yeah. Contains THC.

I don't know if the yellow I believe you. Look at this. Christine, don't take pictures of mushrooms and put them out the guy's being cool We're pulling up the sky spot. We're gonna be on a set. Here's his address. Where he grows mushrooms Which are by the way just some good great good. Yeah, dude Chris can take my guys, please Would you mind? Gonna party with GI Joe's in my Mushroom keep my toys away. You're gonna go full over there as far you should you should do all the mushrooms and go full

Colonel Kurtz with all your GI Joe dude. I go J's up river. I have to take the crew up river I think road pick has to has a date with that's gonna be the girlfriend for sure. I think you sent me a scene He wants you to direct I think you sent me the scene. He wants you to direct. I think you sent me this scene. Here's the Baroness. That's the Baroness. Aaron, thank you so much, man. Dan, if you could please I'll be finished with Plot. Oh, I'm sorry. Baroness has been coaxed to go to a party because she was mad at road pig for something. He probably didn't even do. Didn't even hear her yell that they needed to go to resistor glorious. She didn't even, she barely kicked Christine. That guy's worthless. Look at that articulation. He's all over the place. Is he, is he just the drunk friend? I'm, I'm assuming road picks going to dispatch

of him quickly. This guy right here at what he's going to be good for is to look like you got a broken leg or something. He's going to come in and center block hammer to the leg. That's a block hammer to the, to the outer thigh. It's going to shatter your femur. That's going to, that's how your legs would go if that was the case, Dan. So he's getting taken down right away. But anyway, Baroness was lured to a party because she was in a bad mood and they were just doing like that whole like,

oh, you just come as our friend, you know. You need to party and just let loose. Things that work stuff out tomorrow. But Christine, please don't like a ninja sit on the ground in the install. Christine is the ninja's articulation, bad. I think so. Christine.

I think a little is ours legs. Like he's a little walk. It's about him. Tell me if Destro that would be Destro. I mean, all he has wonky legs. Dude, he's got wonky legs.

By the way, to the handicap community, we do not mean this personally. We'd be this only in action figures. I'm dizzy now. In action figures, all Christy and just Destro have retard legs. Oh, damn it, you sent us all hard legs. Christy and Howard legs? No.

Those legs are tight. Okay, so Destro is gonna be the guy that Lord are with the friendship shit. And then when he gets there and starts drinking, he's keeping her there against the will now. He's gonna do some bad stuff. And road pig, I guess now, let's move to Times Forward. Yeah.

Gotta call on his cell phone. Oh, doing the splits, damn, is he dropping it? You got a cell phone, Dan. Yeah, cell phone call. Why would you pick her over there? Listen to the director. I'm sorry, I'm just taking a look at your cast. Deshtro, and now he's holding Baroness there Yeah, so I'm called to wipe it the picture over there. Listen to the direct. I'm sorry, just taking a look at your cast.

Deshtro, and now he's holding Baroness there against the wall and Ropeig's gotta come fuck some shit up and it looks like on his way up there, he's gonna have to take out a soldier, a wonky leg ninja, and what I can only understand to be is a tight leg Deshtro. And the Deshtro fight's gonna be the one that the weapons get knocked out to have each other's hands.

He got the golf floor. There's mono mono. He does a scrapin' and fight's gonna be the one that the weapons get knocked out of each other's hands You guys are called for a motto motto. He does a scrap and it's gonna have some real The hotel bed to the side table possibly to the small table in the room. I'm old. I'm lazy all bed I will be on my belly, but even at the fight up. I can't bring them. I can't cuz I'll do it And then I'm gonna be ashamed of myself. That's worse than you feel after jerking off. Is it them? Yeah. What? Yeah. There's no com shot eventually you just stop and someone goes,

how was your day and you go? Don't ask you like that. I'm gonna go to the club to go, how you enjoying Raleigh so far? Sick. It's been a pretty much a motion roller coaster. I don't know, I've just been watching epic battles, watching scores get settled all day. I watched this movie today, where it has its plot sound to you. Baroness, give the L-Ozigen a point, by a friend DESTRO. Playing with toys is like

being closeted in the 80s, where you're like, I was seeing a friend. Aside from the metalhead, DESTRO does look like a guy in the 70s who would try to fuck your girlfriend in a swing or something with a Silver mask on absolutely. Yeah, you take the mask off That's it that guy's a party that guys a swinger. He's got Ian fight answers face He's got mixed tapes forever occasion. Yeah, he's like, oh, let's just hello Hey gang, sorry. I just put on my one piece. You're a pretty central group. the way look at all road pig tattoos Lot of accessories knuckle gloves and Even though his body's like good still chooses to cover it with a giant shoulder pads shoulder pads

I'm this guy you love your loving road. My body's not good, but I also like to cover it I would wear shoulder pads if I could every day someone said said they would decide, you would not look at me crazy. Oh, dude, I'd wear football shoulder pads every day. If you don't think I haven't wanted to dress up like outcast since I was in eighth grade, I would wear a cowboy collar with umpires protection like Andre 3000. I think it's in the Rosa Parks video.

I like what you're doing. Let's throw it around the room. Let's throw it to the collars callers I say if you could pick an eccentric type of dress if you just had the person out they can own it show enough what would you go show enough I mean show enough it was pretty cool but I think I would do Andre 3000 is more like yeah you train the Rosa Parks video okay you'd go like that okay I make sense there I think that's the I think that's the video where he's got the cowboy collar and the umpires uh... chest protection

which is okay uh... roza parks off of korman it's definitely off of korman i jaykeb i know you are to have years you've already said years would be country western man if i could wear boots and the hat and all so what if you mocked jaykeb what if you could wear a duster shirtless and not be mocked with those things? A full length duster, like Chuck Zito duster?

Yeah. It's not my style. No, it doesn't say, but Jacob, what I'm thinking, I don't wanna push, I don't wanna tie a stand from that experience that I can't wear a duster. Jacob, what I'm concerned about is, with you, I don't want you, I'd hate to think that what I'm concerned about is with you.

I don't want you. I'd hate to think that what you're talking about is any version of. There we go. I mean, there you go. But I think later in the video, he's got an umpire. Go later in the video right there. There it is. Yep.

This is for you, man. You want to wear an umpire? Umpire chest. As an outfit. It's Ketchers chest protection with a cowboy collar a football. Yeah, absolutely 100% have wanted to wear that since I saw this video for the first time. I think a bit online. I think a bit online on real like eccentric outfit, but Jacob that's what I'm saying eccentric outfit. What would you accept when it still

be country western? If you were gonna go eccentric accept with it still be country western if you were gonna go eccentric would still be doing it would have been a purple hat or something if you had to go like what's like the coolest like thing you like man I wish I could look cool doing that I think Jacob would go more rider on the storm right you just fucking mysterious I'm thinking I'm like a Lenny Kravitz type thing not only Kravitz so much Lenny Kravitz if you were jeans. I think he's got that makes sense. I wouldn't mind wearing some flowy shirts but open. Maybe some good jewelry, but also just some fucking straight bead shit. Yeah, just beat it up. Yeah, some beads,

tacky glasses for sure. And a lot of good guy. I'm not a good guy. I'm not a good guy. I'm not a good guy. I'm not a good guy. I'm not a good guy. I'm not a good guy. I'm not a good guy. I'm not a good guy.

I'm not a good guy. I'm not a good guy. I'm not a good guy. I'm not a good guy. I'm not a good guy. I'm not a good guy. just like on the subway. Oh, dude. We all would. Good luck coming near me without me scaring the shit out of you. And it's a it is I was wrong. It's not on pirates. It catchers chest protection and cowboy calling. Christine's leaning towards what she would do as her eccentric dress.

She just doesn't not very eccentric version of it. But if she my guess is and she can answer for herself, my guess is it would be very flowy, a lot of the the the the the the

the the the share but Stevie Nicks. Yeah, I was trying to think what movie is from you know the shining the part two of the shining. Oh, Dr. Sleep. Yeah, Dr. Sleep, like the girl from that. I really like her style. Oh, Rose with the top. Is that her name? Yeah. Oh, like half tops and flowy bottom shit. Yeah, the one that sucks the souls of the children. Yes, her okay, hell yeah black Lou, what's your style like an Indian shining eater. Yeah, okay Early 2000s gangster rap 50 cent with the long white tease the long Jersey, you're gonna go big jeans long teas

You're gonna go big jeans, long jeans. Is that eccentric though? I'm gonna tell you a lot. I'm gonna tell you a lot. I'm saying you're a person who's like, I'm going fucking flashy. What's your flashy style choice? Oh, oh, Zootzoo's all day. Zootzoo's.

Okay, first part of Malcolm X bro. Zootzoo's feather in my cap, pinstripe. You're gonna go Harlem Knights on. Oh, the long chain on the pocket watch Yes, sir. Yeah, okay. That's not a bad look at all Zoot suit right Zoot right, huh? I'm on a model Christine you don't bring up pictures of black people you're so racist

I put Malcolm X Zoot suit Why was it purple like you've already looked at it? We're so racist. I put Malcolm X, Zoot suit. A little search. Why was it purple? Like you've already looked at it. If you put Malcolm X, it's probably going to show up black people. Okay. If you say so, such a good look. He wasn't that great.

Look, DJ Lewicki, that part of my job is looking at black dick. True. Whiskey, what's your eccentric look? I would go John Travolta in Greece of course, but a close second would be Jim Morrison Either his Indian look or his young rock odd look with a leather His Indian you would go with that you'd wear ponchos and shit that'd be badass. I could see you do a little poncho I. I think you could pull off a Ponto now DJ Lou. I address the big crazy beard. Yeah, I don't see it

DJ Lou, I gotta be I don't see it the young Lither days. I know I need hair for that Put the old in the well, let's say we're just going with what you got the old in the inshaman thing for sure For sure you could pull that shit off and grow a crazy beard. Yeah. Oh hell yeah, you can just get fucking nuts Could you grow a beard DJ? Lou? Yes, I believe I can I know about man since the quarantine. I've been quite hairy Do it dude. Let it rip get that big beard going Do we have a call? For what?

Jim Morrison we got so much shit for wearing that on his head today it'd be all about cultural appropriation. I got canceled again. Well now you don't understand Christine. He saw it accident on the side of the road from Indian to he was young. The souls of those Indians left into his body. So cultural appropriation or is he possessed by the soul of a shaman prince? Christine, do me a favor. Read something before you put your foot in your fucking mouth like that. Wow. Wow.

Wow, Jay, come in. And get it for us. Kristi, do me a favor. Get obsessed with Jim Morrison in your teen years before you fucking come at me like that. Preview. Preview for tomorrow. The people close to Jay are stepping in it

with what he loves, whether it be Jim Morrison or Corn. To give me the biz. DJ Lou, I think maybe that looked to the leather hat, Jim Morrison, with the beard. Do you know what I mean? When he was still doing leather pants, but he had a little belly over it, but still was rocking it.

Yeah, I can't do leather pants. Don't say that. Don't ever say that. Please don't say that. I have an Amazon package on a way to your house. Is it Dugan or Dougan in Sacramento? Says he would dress like fell dog.

Dugan. Dugan. Hell dog style. That's good. Oh man. Is he on the way up on the line? Essentially good answer. Not hip hop.

Who? Dugan? Dugan? Dugan? Hello? Dugan? Hello? Jay up here. Dugan. Yep, hop, do do do do do you Hello, did do get on hello Jay again Diggs Jake

What up guys Are we still doing the right? Yeah, parents still go on the fire island this weekend and we're having that rager at your place What's that dude? Do you Gens do you guys ragers go for days, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get pants with the stripes on the side and the boots. Yeah, you go like you go like full vampire. Yeah, you know vampire. Oh, definitely vampire 100 G like, you know, good cross between that and ascension ascension millennium.

Yeah, I'm not against I'm not against jingle jangling your way, letting people know you're there. You know, I mean, I'm not against it ever moving through the room with a cape or just a large jacket. I got a cape would be something, wouldn't it? Yeah. I can't think of a reason for it. Thanks, Diggs.

We'll see you at the rager. But like I would do, like the, remember, at Diggs, we'll see you at the rager. Is Burns at Thompson coming? Yeah. Yeah. I heard her in tank broke up in a single, but you don't know what's going to happen at Diggs. Yes, at this and I'm gonna give her the letter I wrote her three years ago

Oh my god, bro. Thanks for the call, dude And going through with the capes pretty bad, but I will say if you can go to Lenny Kravitz What I'm talking about you go to that Lenny Kravitz with that ridiculous scarf remember that ridiculous scar I'm gonna put my foot down there what? I'm gonna put my foot down there. What? A bus stop. A bus stop. A bus stop on my umpire chest plate for that one

to call on the straight. Not that giant scarf. No, listen, not necessarily that giant scarf. Just the fucking who gives, look at the whole outfit. The whole thing I'm saying, it's just like. That's Photoshop, though. That's not the real one. Now that's the scarf, dude.

That's not the real one. Dan, that's the scarf on my life. It's absolutely. It is. Why would you think this is Photoshopped? Well, it does look like someone's in a normal size scarf from a different picture of a close-up and put it on a regular purse and just popped his head on top of it. Yeah, it looks like he has a giant regular scarf.

Oh, no. That looks like a throw-bling. However, that's the scarf. And I'm saying, look at his, everything's thought there's ripples on his jacket There's everything can he can have stuff on it like you know if uh if I tried to wear like those g-star Raw pants with they was like all those ridges in the front and the pads and everything I look like fucking fat Captain EO I was looking up here from a planet of people who are not healthy take me to your sexy take me to your golden Coral people who are not healthy. Take me to your sexy face.

Take me to your golden corral. Oh man, yeah, those pants are, I would look like a European dildo. Oh my God, now here's the thing. I'd love to have a body to wear pants with all that shit happening on them. Almost fell dog style, buckle straps, pads, little leather pieces, I don't get,

but if I do that, when they make them in a fat guy's size, I've seen the fat guys who try to go too far into like the stylish of fat and whether it's hip hop or like nice clothes, it looks bad. Why does it look boxy? It just all looks bad, man. If you're a mess. You just got to stick with T-shirt and jeans We're shirt and jeans sweatshirt jeans or whatever you're really when you start getting out of like doing you're morbidly obese and you're just sweating through a fucking seven X dress shirt every day I mean Christ all my memory and Chris Krissty put on baseball pants Oh Shit

Dude you can't do that don't fucking do that. He just put it on was like Hello, I have this underlayer like an iceberg Like below the belt do you fucking crazy bring up that christian picture please pretty sure you could fuck the front of uh... do we have other colors uh... jim and st. Louis

says he would dress leham mason double-breasted suits who you just got that double-breasted leham Ooh. You can just grab that. Oh, God. Double-breasted suits. Liam Neeson from Chittler's Lest. Oh, OK. All right. I'd say Oscar Schultzler.

I would say that isn't eccentric, but now I'm saying it. And like your jacket's got a lot of fur on it on the outside, but like warmth fur from the time. Yeah, I don't like that. Leather gloves. That's going to have to be a big winter look for you, Jim, because that's going to kill you in the summer. That's going to kill you in the time. Yeah, I like that leather gloves. That's gonna have to be a big winter look for you Jim because that's gonna kill you in the summer It's gonna kill you in the summer like a like a ha seat

Just sweat your ass off But uh, it's a very eccentric except for you looking old look you look like you're an eccentric person in your home If you dress like that it looks like in your home, there's a lot of eccentric shit. A lot of taxidermy. A lot of exactly. Yes, yes, yes, human hunting. A lot of old books. Yeah.

Leather bound books. Yeah, yeah, volumes, volumes of leather bound books. A room full of books? I would say an old nautical map. Usage of too much candle light. Yeah. Oh, is that Chris damn? Look at that huh look at that. It was like Peter Griffin naked look at that iceberg Dude they should really someone definitely has changed the NYPD thing to FUPA right? Someone has to have done that honestly Or I'm a meme genius.

If he walked out of a grocery store weighing that, they would stop him for stealing food. Oh my God, they'd be like, ma'am? Give us those loaves of bread back. Ma'am, do me a favor. Pull that out of your pants, please. You cannot wear that. Why would he wear it so hot?

Listen, fat guy rule number one, wear it below the waist, man, below the gut. Yeah fucking idiot. You go Santa not Chris Christie. Yeah, I'm a size 40 jeans not my actual stomach of 52 probably. Jim thanks for calling in. Thank you, Jim. That's a good look. Who's? Oh, this is a pretty good one. Calling out of Arizona. Another weather one got Bryce on the phone. Mm hmm. Bryce. What's up? You guys crack crackle. What's up, Bryce? Um, I think you have another look that has to be in the winter only because you especially in Arizona. Yeah, especially here. Yeah, tell J your look. I Got to go Eddie Murphy Delirious all leather all red

Wow, and no shurn an eith you're going skin to leather even in the outdoors. I Mean it's a fantasy world, so it's a lot better. Yeah, definitely also the Greg That's what I mean you have to wear that in the winter because you wear that in the summer area Zona there to peel that off you like a fruit roll up. I might fuse you. Yeah, they're gonna be like the noise it makes It's gonna be that speech from a Emilio is the president breakfast club because we took the delirious outfit off him goes A little bit of skin to yeah Well, he's gonna have his body's gonna be all raw like matrix when the oh comes out of the goo He had to go home to his father and the humiliation

like Matrix when he comes out of the goo he had to go home to his father and the humiliation the fucking humiliation he must have felt wearing that fucking delirious outfit in Yuma Arizona thanks for calling in Bryce thanks guys later damn dude that is a pretty great Amelia West look who is look who's. It's the casting it's the casting agent of your movie this weekend. Ooh we also just remember we make sure we go to Lucas. We skipped him for no reason whatsoever. Oh you just look past it by I see it. I know. Real quick. I didn't know we could do like suit just dress like superheroes. I'm not gonna give it a check up.

It's it's whatever you want. Because, I love the stuff. That's too Lucas first because he deserves credit. Yeah, Lucas. Yeah, Lucas. Hey, guys, crackle crackle. What's up, dude?

Hey, it's Lucas with the lid off. Yeah. So like, I always, because Hawkeye gets a lot of flack, but I always thought that like the way he dressed looked really cool. And I just want to be able to rock a pair of bracers for no reason whatsoever. So you're going Hawkeye. Hold on real quick Luke Are you going Hawkeye? comic book or Hawkeye the Avengers movie?

I Would say the it's not as eccentric but the movie but the problem is I can't wear something like that without looking like a school shooter Yeah, sure sure sure white Dude's are gonna have that problem dressing up like superheroes. Yeah, it looked like a vigilante. It's a mad at a woman for not fucking you and a quiver is Gonna draw. I swear wherever you go a quiver is gonna make any first off Rambo made that uncomfortable for everybody Yeah, you can't walk through a town with a quiver I dare you to walk through any town with a quiver Okay, and you would have kind of the over the shoulder cape too, like Hawkeye in the movie?

Yeah, the thing is, it works for all kinds of weather systems. The sort of thing that can go sleeveless too, but you get that sick hood in the winter also. That hood is baggy. I can't do the sleeveless shirt because it just seems to skin tight and I got kind of like a baby fat Like if I take my shirt off it looks like a bag of milk, so If you but Lucas you got to remember this is a little bit of fantasy world here We're saying if you we saying if you had it and the balls to do it. Yeah, you're BM I'm a

Trick look your BMI is about 10 now you've turned that whole bag of milk around man You are a rock star. You're an ice milk bar. Yeah. You look like a sheet of granite. My grandma, these singing, the ice milk bars when I was younger, they were very healthy. They're healthy for you.

Ice milk bars? Yeah. Is it ice cream? Which is ice milk, but it's still covered in the chocolate. So you can get chocolate. But the inside just tastes like vanilla. It was like fine.

I'll pick that whole bottle. Thank you, mom. Lucas, pick that whole bottle. You did it honey. Thank you mom. Uh, Lucas, thank you for calling in. Wearing a state of the art quiver is just like, that's awesome. Yeah, that would be badass. That's a good outfit. That's a good, it's also not too much.

If he would have said comic, I would have been like, there might be too much. I realize now is I am in the market for a messenger bag to bring on planes with me. Uh, like one of the small ones. I'm not gonna wear a fanny pack. Now is I am in the market for a messenger bag to bring on planes with me. Like one of the small, small ones, I'm not gonna wear a Fanny pack in the permission to back. I realize the cool look of that really is. It really does boil down to looking like a quiver on your body.

Pull it up or a sword or a sword holder. I love a sword sheath. I would I wouldn't I'm telling you some a sword even on the shortest walk. It's just you're feeling it the whole way it's slow in you there. I think a sword is a problem, but it's still cool. No, hip knife, a thigh knife. That's bad. Now it goes with you. Now it doesn't impede your progress at all, but I'm telling you a sword. The stiffest sword is going to be clanking around your back the entire time. It's the whole thing's a mess because if I could deal with a sword

I would say the Conan the barbarian when he's a pit fighter look or right after he kills the dogs and gets crom sword Okay, it's pretty good for a look in today's world then We're gonna fancy your hop it on the train. No, it's fantasy, but it's today still You're gonna go right now I'm gonna get judged for it. That was the parameters. You're gonna go, hey, if you want to the guy who committed that crime, it's the only barbarian walking around New York City.

But remember, Bill. Definitely remember. Accentric? Hold it, remember. Accentric, yes. That's a calling card. Would you say that look as eccentric? Yeah, I would think it is. But you're leaving it in impression. calling card would you say that look as eccentric he and with the

leaving impression uh... aron the producer the producer on the film that i'm directing oh yeah dude we go to aron in new mexico aron thank you for the for the gift hey you're welcome thanks for thanks for uh... being such a cool guy then by the way you wonder a blanket right now hiding from your parents

well some stuff's going on the running game his parents are fighting you out with guys dad came home and mom and mom found that I gave my guys away mom wants to know where road pick is and I said I sent him on a trip to New York he's in a movie Enjoy the enjoy the gift guys you guys have made my life better for the past couple months. I've been listening to you So yeah, man, thank you buddy. Well you gave you know J's gonna have his directoral return to his wrecked directing I mean you really gave me a cast here. I couldn't see porn out. I couldn't see porn out more than this for one of my stories.

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