The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Fat Gucci Chef

Episode Date: July 29, 2025

The Wu-Tang Clan played it's final shows in NYC at Madison Square Garden and Big Jay & Co. were there for the spectacle. In a primarily white audience, Jay was in all his hip hop glory while Bobby tried to navigate his elderly fears. Jay gives a full account of the highlights of the historical show. The DJ from the opening act ventured over to their section and sat with the Bonfire gang when his set was over. | Bobby recalls when Dane Cook said that comic Steve Byrne stole his essence and possibly his Maroon 5 style of dress. | Bob got pulled over for a warrant from a crime he committed 30 years ago involving lustful actions at lover's lane. Find out why Christine yells that Bobby deserved to get fat! *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

And now the bonfire with big Jay Okerson and Robert Kelly love will turn you around turn you Look who's smiling against his will right now Against everything in his body. He's enjoying. I walked it. He just got terrible news I said me and Jacob are duetting this show in. Wow, he really spiced. Look how happy he is still. Look at him, he's still fighting that smirk. So we saw Wu-Tang Clan.

We did. The shift, complete shift. Unfortunately, nothing bad happened. I know you were, I knew you were bummed in that regard. I know when you left you had a little like It was a fantastic concert. Well, but You think it was fantastic concert. Let me tell you something Okay

I've never been to a rap concert before It was fantastic what I got the most joy out of to be honest with you is how to be honest with you, is how amazing, I don't know how great this is, right? But looking at you, how happy you were, was lighting me up. You kept, at one point you went like this, this is great.

But to nobody, like to yourself. Like I think it was after somebody came out, you're like, this is great. Little Kim, dude, little Kim came out. I mean, you. She did a robot dance, a little fat turkey robot dance. That's all she can do. That's all she can do is a robot dance at tub of shit.

Man, she is a little mushy fucking barrel of horse shit. Easy. Sorry, I apologize. She is just full of stuff. I don't care. I know six Mexicans in her ass. Absolutely. She's a pinata. I mean, she's a pinata and she's full of fucking weird makeup products. But as she came out and people like, who's that? What is that? I knew I knew it was to say, you don't tell me everyone knew it was. I thought they were going to start going, um, ba, dum, badoop-a-dee-dee. She's a little pud.

She's a little pud. It was pretty amazing. The fact that... I mean, look, we did not get Josh'd. We got slightly Josh'd, which I'm happy with. We got slightly Josh'd, and I think... not Josh's fault, but it's just like... Dylan put it right.

It's just the thing's gonna happen with Josh. Like Josh did a, this was gonna be his comeback from fucking up before. Historically, he does the, I go, hey, I'm gonna go get a white claw. Christine went to the bathroom. Bobby went to the bathroom. Everyone's kinda running, doing different things.

Josh goes, I'm gonna get seven waters. I'm gonna get us seven waters, and that was great. It is great, but you could go, I'm gonna get seven hamburgers. You know what I mean? Sure. You could do, you could do. Well, we weren't getting food just yet though. Right, the seven waters, it was cool.

He goes, I'm gonna get seven waters. And then the problem was, I went and waited in a line to get White Claw. People went to the bathroom. We were standing, when Josh said he was ordering the waters, he was standing and ordered the waters and then everybody dispersed to other things. Not me, I stayed with Josh.

Okay, did you? I stayed with Josh, which. What happened? I'll tell you what happened. Please. Because it's Josh. Because the lady was like, do you want them in bottles? And he was like, nah, I don't know, do we? like do you want them in bottles and he was like nah, I don't know do we Okay, he was gonna be in bottles. He goes. I don't know do we want a choice? Yes, come on Well, cuz they take away the caps so exactly so he goes. Yeah, we'll take him in

Well, we'll put him in cups with lids we want lids and she's like, okay with her wet paper straws I have to put them all in cups. And then... I didn't know I got Josh. I got Josh, didn't even know it. You got Josh. So then she had to put them all, all the bottles in cups,

take the lids off, pour the bottle into the cup, then put the lid on all the cups, and then get straws for all the cups. I wound up taking the straws from her and putting them in the cups, because it was taking too fucking long. It was crazy.

And then by the time we got all the waters, he was getting them all into trays, which we don't need trays, we can all just hold our waters, which I was like, just give the waters out, we don't need trays. Then she was locked into the idea of trays, so she starts doing tray anyway. And then Dylan goes, even when he's being nice,

it's a pain in the ass. LAUGHTER HE SINGS HE SINGS Which made me fucking choked. Even when you thought you were over it, Jay, you have long Josh. I got long Josh. Who knew I had long Josh this whole time. That lady though, you want to like jump over the counter and fire her.

She had no hustle, no urgent. I mean, it was like she was enjoying taking her fucking time. It was nuts. When we came back over from everyone doing their other things, and came over, she was cracking probably the fourth of seven bottles and pouring it, like, daintily into the cup, where I think someone said, outside shot, this was being done on purpose. Well, because I think that we could've just took the bottle.

We should've just took the bottles. I think what it is is they're fucking sick of what they thought was gonna be hip hop night being dominated by white people. Two hip hop nights in a row, dominated by whites. It was weird, it was very weird to look out into the crowd and see white people, like the dude in front of me who basically, just a bald guy like me,

standing next to a black woman that looks like Nefertiti. He was with her. He was not with her. She was alone. She was alone. No. She was alone. She was not with any of those guys.

How'd you kick it to her? I tried to, and then she went, I said, I tried to, she was taking a photo, I go, hey, I touched her shoulder. Oh God. And she jumped like, don't ever. Oh Jesus. I went, do you want me to take, I touched her shoulder. Oh, God. And she jumped like, don't ever. Oh, Jesus. I went, do you want me to take that for you?

And she went, no. Bob, you come from a different time, buddy. I do. You fucking. You come from a different time. You can't just. Grab a girl's shoulder. You can't just touch chicks like that anymore.

Yeah, you can't anymore. It's crazy. I know, but you can't. But she left before everybody. She left before we left. By herself. Really? Yeah, she took off.

But it was weird to see her and him just saying the n-word to the side of her head like electric company Yeah, because what they were singing every song he was just saying the n-word to her to her And it was just like this is the wildest concert I've ever seen method man did such a hilarious. It was such a well comedic time thing Knowing this audience is you know 75% white He's doing they're doing a shame on an N word. Did you see this? Is there video this at all? Oh There absolutely is the whole concert's up on the thing see if you can get to it because I'm gonna ask the massacre without being able to say words, but uh

You know, he's doing the shame on an N word who tried the wrong game And then at the end he goes and at the end he goes he goes shame on an N-word who tried the wrong game. And then at the end he goes, shame on an N-word, especially if you white and sang the N-word. And the whole crowd just started to laugh. It's like, damn dude, you just got everybody. It was well timed. However he said it, he did it perfect. And I was just like, I started laughing hard.

Like, that's really funny. It was great. Because the whole crowd was kind of like, wow, no one's even thought about it for the past half hour. It was really weird. Just to see a whole stadium full of white people Screaming the n-word next to black people was crazy few black people I did get Josh a little bit though

I did because when we all left to hang out with the DJ from so yeah So run the jewels DJ DJ track star fan of the show. Yeah. Big comedy fan. Awesome guy. That was our first time ever really meeting him. And after Run the Jewels got off stage, he came and met us behind our section and then was like, came and hung with us. Well, he was like, we were out in the hallway hanging with this dude.

And everybody's around him, of course, Josh, you know, and then when we were, he's like, he said, do you guys have room? And Jay was like, yeah, fuck yeah, we'll make room. And we all went back to our, we all went back to our row. Of course there's room, but we gotta make it, right? Josh, so it was, I think it was Mike, Christine, you, right? Well, no. It was Mike, Christine, you.

What it was was DJ Trackstar went all the way in. No, I'm talking before. It was Mike, Christine, you, me, Josh, Dylan, Justin, right? Yes. And what was funny about that, do you know what was going on with the lady at that point? What lady?

So this was a quiet thing we didn't know about, but apparently Fanoia was dealing with a very angry lady next to Oh really right Christine? Don't know Christine You awake what? So what was that? Where'd you go trying to find something? Oh, I got you what um didn't Fanoia say now I forget the fuck was even asking for no I have a nice lady next to the lady next to Fanoia like she was like a problem right

Yeah, apparently he like bumped into her, but think at one point she said he was singing too loud I mean I could like you're just really loud. I feel like I heard that but he didn't tell me that Well, I was next to Josh and Justin. We talked about loud Just I mean anything just know which is set there. Well, he did weird moves. Did he? Yeah, I did some weird moves at one point which I found hysterical and cute Like flavor flavoring it but he was now he made friends with the dude next to him on the end But when we went back into the aisle the dude that was on the end We didn't know he was in the aisle because it wasn't we weren't we didn't make her and the security guy came down

And yelled at him. You got to get in And he was like, I don't know how. So I moved over. But the thing is, when we all went back into the row, Josh stepped in front of me and took my spot next to you to be closer to fame. So he didn't even say. We're switching to sea order all of a sudden. He didn't even say, you mind if I stay?order all of a sudden. He didn't even say,

you mind if I stay? You know, I'm a big fan of Ron the J... Whatever, he just fucking bumped me out of the way and took my spot. I was next to Jay the whole... Which was good for me because Jay was leaning in. Jay's the best, because he'd be like, this is this, that's this,

this is why this happened, that's who that is. You know what I mean? You were too close to fame. I was too close to fame. Josh needed to be closer to fame. And he jumped right in there. All of a sudden I was on the other side of Dylan, right? It got all fucked up.

I should have been next to you. But that guy, yeah, we let this guy in and we didn't have a spot for him. There was no empty seats. What are you going to say? What are you going to say? The DJ from Run the Jewels was like, hey, I want to hang with you guys. We're like, shit dude, come hang. Spend the night off in the oil. I didn't have a spot for him. There was no empty seats. Yeah. What are you going to say? What are you going to say? The DJ from Run the Jewels was like, hey, I want to hang with you guys.

We're like, shit dude, come hang. Stand in the aisle for the boy. I'll tell you this. Somebody's got to go. Yeah, someone has to go. Someone had to go. Maybe they have to go. Oof Dylan somewhere.

Dylan, go figure it out. You're young. Go climb something. Yeah, but Josh was like, I'm not getting bumped. And he fucking. Bulled. Bulled me out of the. I have a video that I took

of everybody over that and just having a blast and me just like what the fuck? How did I get bumped past Dylan? Now I wonder if I have anything tomorrow for you because I'm going tonight. Yeah. To see Primus which just dropped me and Josh. Yeah.

Down at Pier 17, so that'll be interesting. Oh you have it Christine? Yeah. Go this is great. You see the whole stage, everyone's smiling. Everyone's smiling, but he was on the main, his face was a closeup on the main Trinitron, and he just looked right at everybody in the fucking room.

Especially if you said it and you white. Yeah, right. The whole crowd just started like, ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Were we not supposed to? I thought we were all, I thought everyone was cool. It's so funny though, because in a rap concert, it is a lot, like a lot of it blends in,

but there are people like Methadman, he stands out. Like anytime he came out, I was something about him that you like. He's a star. Yeah, he's awesome. I mean, he looked great. His voice is that deep voice. Ghostface killer though, come on.

I know you love him, cause, what'd you tell me? Chubby cool. Chubby cool. He was able to make Chubby cool. Ghostface Killer was arguably the second coolest guy to Method Man in the group, and he was always kind of chubby. What about Fat Gucci Chef? Fat Rayquan?

Fat Gucci Chef was cool too, right? Rayquan walks like bow legged, it's pretty funny. He's just such a little, he's like a little fucking ball. He came out with his little Gucci fat apron. I thought he was gonna whip out, like in between when they were selling everything, it was gonna be like, this month, fat Gucci chef barbecue sauce is coming, Wu Tang sauce.

Fat Gucci, fat Gucci chef is what you would call it. And then he came out later in the show of fat Gucci chef wearing like a dice clay jacket and shorts. It looked ridiculous. Why did they get fucking, why did they get heavyweight championship belts? I don't know. That was weird.

Someone who brought it to them, someone gave it to them. Someone gave them these heavyweight belts for something like boxing belts or UFC belts, and they carried them for a minute. And at one point, Ghostface was like, yeah, this is stupid, and put his down.

Yeah. Oh, there she is. Look at that. Say something bad about her, Jacob. I'll crack you right inside your fucking head. Buddy, she is a tub of shit. Shut up, dude. Buddy, look at that.

When she came into the studio with us, she looked... Good. Still would. All day long. No way. All day long. No way. Yes, I would, dude. Jay would be with her. I'd whine her and dine her. I'd show day long. No way. All day long. No way.

Yes I would dude. Jay would be with her. I'd wine her and dine her. I'd show her off. And I dare you to say something shitty about her while I'm there dude. Oh fucking dude. I'll get the biscuit.

Don't make me get the hammer dude. It looks like you need like one of those, you know those air pumps you used to do the. Sneakers. That's her thing, she robots. You know the things that you pump up for the floats in the pool? Yes. It looks like you need that to pump up for the floats in the pool? Yes.

It looks like you need that to pump her up before shows. Maybe you do. Those tits look like they're... I'll be your pumper. I'll be the guy who pumps her. She's inflatable. Exactly. She looks inflatable.

I'll fill her up and let her out every night. You're going to put her to 175 psi. Did you say this is their last... I'll take her to nice restaurants and everything. This is their last concert? Well, it's hers because she's tired right now doing a half a song, that little tubby, rolly bitch. It's their last tour, and everybody's saying,

I feel like there's no way that Wu-Tang Clan's not going to perform in New York City again. There is nothing. Maybe they're thinking, you know, they're getting older. Why are they breaking up or not performing? Remember I saw Cher's Royal Tour in 1999. They're all fucking 50s. They're all late 50s.

How many years can you do it and really make fucking 50s. They're all late 50s. How many years can you do it and really make it awesome still? Like they're so visibly old at this point. I mean, Method Man looks great. I think everyone's just like, dude, they're gazillionaires and they're done. Method Man looks great. All right. It just looks fun. Oh, it does look fun.

I'm sure on individual levels they'll do their smaller shit, but also the timing of that, like getting all of them together. Nine guys you have to get together. But it was funny that- And they are disorganized to say the least. Sitting there with Jay though, we just kept trashing people. He kept, he said one dude came out and he goes,

did you just come from playing squash? Oh yeah, you got dressed like he didn't give a shit. He's wearing like the long tights underneath like tennis shorts and a windbreaker jacket, and a cumbre from squash. Yeah, but he came out drinking something out of a plastic cup. It was like, dude, put that shit down.

Yeah. Go to his thing in Triumph at the very end. It's where he really shines. Slick Rick was cool. This fucking squash outfit right there. I mean, it looks like they could do this for another 20 years. It would be cool.

You'd think. Oh, there's the D dice clay jacket on the RZA There's you God See him right here Came right from squash Yeah, it looks stupid It's like a It's like a white polo shirt under a white dress shirt Christine, please. I'm doing my rap thinking hands

And Rizzo just kept he kept spraying people with champagne. Yeah, he's the circus leader Damn they're coolest. It was a great concert. All those guests. That's a good first rap concert to go to. All those guest appearances and shit. Yeah, a lot of guest appearance. Slick Rick was awesome when he came out.

I thought he was going to sing a different song or something. Slick Rick, Big Daddy Kane. Big Daddy Kane looked crazy. Jadakiss and Styles P, Deluxe came out. Lil C's, Lil Kim, all the L's. All the L's were represented. Mary J? No.

No, Mary J was not. Mary J and Lauryn Hill were the next two nights, apparently. Red Man. Red Man came. But he had fakes, which was cool. Because Red Man's supposed to be overseas, I think. Maybe something happened, or it was like the next day. But I did see that I thought he probably wouldn't be there

because his schedule said he's overseas, online, and Method Man started the... Is this it? I'll try to find it. He does the Rock Wilder, and he starts it, and the crowd starts going nuts, going like, Red Man's gonna come out. And he goes, he goes, my man's...

He says it so casually, he goes, my man's overseas right now, so you all gotta help me out with this one if you don't mind. And then when the song started, he had it came out, and everyone just went nuts. It was awesome. Yeah, that was pretty cool. It was a great concert. It was fun So everyone was everybody was kind of It was it's funny to be in my age and then all of a sudden I'm kind of dancing Oh, yeah, it kind of takes your body over and you just start doing this

You know and I looked at you and you were doing some cool, what is he, what did you call it? You had great hand. My rap hands? Your rap hands were the shit. Your rap hands were the shit. Like Jay was getting so into it. Abomotomically, Socrates' philosophies and hypotheses. It was making me so happy.

I don't have rap hands, I have, I don't know what I was doing, I forget it I I was I don't have rap hands. I have I know what I was doing I forget I was I was I was doing I was I think I did this at one point, but I felt a little weird little punctuate the thing with that BAM Yeah, I mean my inner wigger he's always right here Right here, you just can't wait to peek his head out a little bit. Yeah, dude, you... Like, your whole... I looked at your whole...

Like, who you are physically, like how you dress, is your music genre. Like, you dress... Like, your whole... You have a little hip-hop on you. You have metal. You have... You have a little rock. Your whole look is based on

your what you love. Wide interests? Yeah, dude, it's fucking crazy. You dress what you love. Well, really what it comes down to though, is kind of comes down, it's what became a genre of music that people hate, is that I loved all kinds of rock music and hip hop music, and then that became nu metal, which people fucking hate.

People are like, hey, what does that make? And you're like, limp biscuit. And they go, ah, fuck. No. No. No. So I have to dress like limp biscuit to represent everything? Uh, can you?

Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Is this it? You found it? Yeah. This is so exciting. What is this? God, he is fucking jacked. Is this it? You found it? This is so exciting.

What is this? God, he is fucking jacked. No. Oh, wait. Hold on. Sorry. Now he's got a piece too. He kept grabbing his thing. He's got shredded abs. Yeah, he pulled his abs up at one point and the crowd went nuts. I went nuts. Yeah, we all did Fast forward pass this But what are we watching this is I wouldn't we've doesn't have fake a red man's for his method man Look, he pulls his ass. So at one point he's wearing this wife beater and he he's doing his whole thing and then he just pulls his shirt up and the it's like we

were all just waiting for that as soon as he did it like yeah it was well I was telling Bobby that his body's fantastic all night against the method man's body it's fantastic and you're right his shoulders are unbelievable this was weird This actually threw me. He's in the wrestling thing. I know, but here's what it threw me because he said, all right, you got to make noise as loud as you can and for as long as you can. And we're all in our late 40s, 50s there.

He knew it wouldn't be that long. This shit's going to work back in hip hop days but, dude, we can't, we can't. You heard a communal cough? You go, you go, ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Ah! Bobby, Bobby, you do seconds five through 10, I'll always do one through five. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

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Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! There was, that actually, you know, I hate when you go to a concert and you can't do what they want you to do. I feel like I disappointed Method Man. Cause I was like, ah! I'm out, I'm done. I guess that's all I got. And he looked up at Bobby like this. Mm-mm. Did you feel that they, I felt like

they were a little disappointed at some times with the crowd. They weren't giving it up. You know what I mean? Yes, I do feel that. And I think that Young Dirty Bastard, Old Dirty Bastard's son, at one point, kind of snapped on the crowd.

He kind of was like, this is my, this is Old Dirty, you like, like he kind of snapped on him, but it's like, dude, read the room. It's a bunch of middle-aged white people mostly. Yeah, you young piece of shit. Yeah, we've all been up since fucking six. He's off, he does a great job doing his dad's stuff.

He was great, yeah. You guys, is this it? I was gonna hear the pop when he comes out. So goose bumpy. Concerts are so fun. He's so defined his voice. You can hear him. It's so good.

I really enjoyed Method Man. The crowd had no idea. Everybody shit. It was, there he is. And by the way, I slapped Bobby and I went, Red Man, it's Red Man, he is here. He is here, he lied. I said he lied.

I know. I go, he lied, he lied. Jay, let me tell you something, Jay was so happy. It like filled you up with joy. He came out. I went, Bobby, you lied, you lied. He wouldn't miss this for you. He knew when he came out, you lied. You lied. He would've missed this for you. He knew when he came out, he lied.

Do you think, but do you think a lot of people didn't catch it at first when he came out? What do you think, everyone? Yeah, I think they didn't catch it. I think they closed their eyes and started to sing Red Man's part, and they were like, no, stupid, he's actually here. Oh, not me, I hugged Bobby.

I hugged Bobby and said, he's's here. He's here." -"He's here." He lied. And Bobby went, -"Who? Who's that?" -"Red Man! He's here!" -"He's here!" -"He's here!" Places, everyone! God, that was a fun fucking show. Yeah, it was good. And I love...

There's no... You do a concert so good because at some point you live, let's go. And we beat all the crowd. I love that.'s no, you do a concert so good because at some point you're like, let's go. And we beat all the crowd. I love that. You know what's happening? I do love it. Guaranteed make them jump like Rod Strickland.

There's nothing else to see here. You gotta have them nine guys stand on stage and say a bunch of dumb shit for the next week. We back in New York, and New York's important. It's like, you tell the black people staying, listen to that. He go back and while they're giving their speech, just 15 black people sitting sporadically throughout the place. There's white flight just piling out of the building.

The crowd was completely, when Run the Jewels was on, I was like, this crowd fucking sucks. They did suck. I was like, this crowd's dead. Yeah, they were dead for Run the Jewels. So it wasn't, you know, it wasn't the best audience ever, but great show. Run the Jewels was fun. They're great. They were great.

But no, I couldn't get it out of my head. Then we discovered that Run the Jewels looks like Chad Zumok and Chris Cotton. It really does look like Chad Zumok. The late great Chris Cotton and Chad Zumok. That's what Run the Jewels looks like. Run the Jewels. They were doing a couple bits to like on stage

Well, I was saying it I asked Traxtar when he came over I was like, you know, it's funny as a performer watching music I love it Like I love what they do and I'd be bummed if they didn't do these things But tell me I'm right that every night there's like one song when it ends LP from run the jewels like like lands withP. from Run the Jewels, like lands with his foot up in the air and then like pushes the foot and leg down with his hand and like you know and then pushes himself up to stand up straight and walks just one

and it's just like it looks like a little improv thing. He does it every night doesn't he goes, yeah. I was like that's that thing. Yeah, I know just like me You guys just phonies like us Yeah, we'll fucking phone anything we don't get to do those have a tour outfit that's the thing guys guys when they do a tour It's like I don't mean like something. It's a crazy outfit like corn. That was interesting the tour. I was on with them Well, that was that year. It was a he did an Adidas tracksuit, but then the one after that, I think it was Mayhem Fest, after that it wasn't, that was like a Henley shirt and like fatigue pants almost, but it was like every day.

That was the outfit. Well I'm pretty sure that Sebastian Madaskalko has a tour outfit. That's every show it's that outfit? I think it's a you know leather jacket like something crazy this is what I wear on stage. Stage clothes. I think he has stage clothes. I would think he probably rotates it though like I don't think he's got a set look I'm saying musicians Eddie Vedder right? That whole tour wasn't

it the stupid the jersey underneath the... Peyton's jersey. Yeah, Walter Peyton jersey. Ill-fitting Walter Peyton underneath a short-sleeved button-down, right? Right. I could say Sebastian has professionally made a tour outfit, but it's a variation each night. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's a little different. Yeah, I think if you play arenas, you could do it, but if you're at the Funny Bone, and you have a tour jacket, it's like you're at like the funny bone you have a tour jacket You're an asshole Did my am I close is my outfit is my stage case in the back with my four of the exact shirts in case How much time are doing 50 45 minutes to an hour? I'd love to not think about the only who ever did it was Judah Friedlander.

Judah Friedlander had a forever outfit. Dice? No, Dice didn't have a forever. No. Dice, yeah, Dice would mix it up. Bunch of leather jackets. Steve Byrne had a forever suit. Did a suit at one point.

Did a suit, which was, I don't know, did somebody tell him just to? Yes. It was that Dane Cook thing. What, Dane Cook told him? No. I want you to remember his famous old story in our comedy career. Just a yes, it was that Dane Cook thing. Well, Dane Cook told him no Don't you remember his famous old story in our comedy careers Dane Cook? The essence called Steve's burn that he's taking his essence

And Steve was like what the fuck but I figured it but here's the thing about Steve Steve. Good-looking dude Good-looking guy slim guy for an Asian. Yeah Steve, good looking dude. Good looking guy. Slim guy. Foreign Asian. Yeah. I mean, let's put that in there. I'm saying, slim guy, similar style to Dane at the time. T-shirts and fucking diesel jeans and shit.

And so I think that's what drove him to start doing suits. Well, I remember I had a call. It would be completely different, which isn't a bad move, technically. I was friends with Dane and I'm friends with Steve. And I remember during that whole thing. The essence. I had a call Steve up and I'm trying to talk to him.

But I came out and just call him. He goes, Bobby, he said I took his essence. And I was like, I don't know what that means. I don't know what to do. It means that Steve broke into his house while he was sleeping and held an amulet over his chest and repeated these words in Latin, concertos and moxetonin.

Don't finish it. Okay, I'll stop it. I don't want you to have my essence. And then it went into this little trinket. You might take Jacob's essence. We'd have to, this show would be sucky for the first 10 minutes. That Steve would then wear under his tight Ed Hardy shirt.

And yeah, then he stole his essence with the amulet. Yeah, he did. And then Dane got the amulet back and broke it. And then a pink smoke light went around and went up his nostrils, back into where it belonged. I think Kyle Cease stole it. There was an intro where Kyle Cease took Dane's essence. Some spiritus said by sanctimonium.

Did Steve really go from Ed Hardy shirts to suits? Yeah. He started wearing suits. I mean, Ed Hardy's shirts is a thing. He just wore like, it was a thing. It was the look of the tie. It was called a Maroon 5 look. Long sleeve, short sleeve.

Sometimes, but not even that just more like short-sleeve Dane Cook Dane Cook clothes yeah literally flap flap ass pocket jeans tight t-shirt you have to pull the sides out cuz it's hugs your little fat on the sides a little while little snug in your tuss and thighs and then maybe a little flare out on the bottom like just the look watch Dane Cook any special he's in every couple minutes he'll tug the left side of his t-shirt to pull it off of his little side chub because he likes KFC.

I get that, I get that pain. Oh, I get that. I have to stretch my shirts out like a sundress before I put them on still. Yeah, god damn. But yeah, that was Steve. Steve wore that clothes for a while. And I think now he just wears, like, clothes again.

I don't think he does suits anymore. I think he does suits when he does that thing on Wednesday nights in Vegas. His talk show. Every Wednesday in Vegas? I think he does a show every Wednesday in Vegas. At Jimmy Kimmel's club. He flies to Vegas? I think he lives in Vegas now.

He left. I think he left. He was in Nashville. I think, oh, he lives in Nashville, left Chicago, lives in Nashville, his family's in Nashville, but I think he goes to Vegas and he does this theme show on Wednesday nights

that he has a residency at. That he does some type of thing there, yeah. Ooh. Ooh, residency. Oh my Lordy. If somebody offered you a residency at, that he does some type of thing there, yeah. Ooh, residency. Oh my lordy. If somebody offered you a residency in Vegas. No. Friday, Saturday night. No.

Let me finish. Okay. Friday, Saturday night. No. Hang on. Oh, there's more. Hang on. Hang on.

Hang on. Friday, Saturday nights. Friday, Saturday nights. Friday and Saturday nights. What's your favorite venue in Vegas? All right, wait a minute, let's just say. Wise Guys. No, no, Circa. Circa Hotel.

Okay, say Wise Guys. Sure. Wise Guys. Friday and Saturday night, Wise Guys. No, no, no, let's say the Plaza. They have a theater there. You have a residence. Isn't that where you guys had like,

people were having like, they were having mouse fights in your toilets and shit? Yeah. All right. So you stay at the Circa. Oxygen tanks on the floor. It's the Circa. So you're at the Circa. They have a little theater. Friday and Saturday nights. 20 million dollars for a for a Two year contract yes

So every Friday every Thursday night you'd have to fly to Vegas no down flights, huh lay down Thursday night I would get on a lay down flight. Lay down flight, that means first class? Okay. Yeah. Okay. Maybe it was just popping on a Wednesday and let's go spend a Thursday just farting around a hotel. Okay. Yeah, 20 million dollars, that was super easy. I'm gonna make that happen. I'm gonna get that presented to your family. He's got a 20 million dollar offer the circus Well, you're just saying crazy things Christine's goofy voice

She's feeling good What's up? You got a little bad news? My little bad news here on the sheet here. Well, I got a lot of fucking, dude, I left, after I left you, I went home. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I was exhausted, it was a long day. And going to a concert, standing for that long, you know, I should have worn my fucking dumb hocus.

I know, I suck. This is such an old thing you're about to say. Just know how, just know, Bobby. I know, I know, yep. I want you to know how how not sexy this sounds wait. You didn't wear your hocus. No I won my my cool You know the insoles are no good for your arch, you know, I know they're flat I know Jay was gonna look awesome I know Josh was gonna come in some fucking cookie vintage shirt shirt and my fucking niggas and boobies. He was just gonna look good and dirty.

I know Justin was gonna come looking great. I know, look, I know Fanoia was gonna come dressed like a dad. And I should've just, me and Fanoia have more in common than anybody, and I should've just went the Fanoia route. And I didn't. Got some comfies. I should've, and I should've brought my Hokas

or my 1080 1080 new balance Which are very comfortable also and I didn't and I wore my nike's and my my dogs were fucking barking Oh my god, when little kid came up. I was I don't know if you notice at one point I was sitting half sitting because I didn't want to disappoint you I feel like I would I don't want you to go you're not having a good time Are you all right? Sorry possible. I would have asked a hundred percent and I half sad guilty as charged With the chair up I saw you do it Christine. Oh, yeah, you did the half chair up, which is the Christine I'll just check out but I don't care if she's having a good time

So I I was sitting I was I was a little mad that Josh stole my spot, but there was half of me like, dude, at least I get to sit a little bit without disappointing Jay. I'm far enough down the line. Yeah, I was like, I get to take a break, my dogs. But then... Everybody move over one.

So when we left, we had to walk over to the place, which wasn't that far, which was great. Then I went home. And my plan, in my brain, I'm going to go home, sleep for two hours, wake up at 3.30, jump in the car, be up there, beat all the traffic. I'm just, I can't do it anymore. I just don't have that ability.

I used to be able to drive all night. We drove for hours back in the day. And I just, I'm talking at half hour into the trip, I was like, and I bobbed off. I did the old, fell asleep and went, I almost died. And you think that that energy from almost dying is gonna keep you up It does for a couple seconds and then it just goes away immediately once you realize the road super safe and empty again This is probably a good time for a little siesta

And I just can't just a quick little power 15 nap buddy. I nodded off so many times I want to pulling into an REI. I just saw REI on the side, which I know what that is. So I pulled into their parking lot and took like a, just a, like old gay guy waiting to get blown in the parking lot move. Did anybody knock on your window and offer? No. That'd be great.

Hey man, you want some company? Did you know you're in a prime cruising pot? Can I get you a little company man? So I felt, I did like 10 minute naps and I kept having to do it. I felt like such a piece of shit, a failure. Then I started stopping and getting monster drinks. I was just, I mean, snorting five hour energy drinks. You made four hours turn into how long? Well what happened was on 90, which is in Massachusetts, I got to gotta go my my exits coming up. So I'm like, okay, I put my blinker on I slowly eased into the middle lane

There was some short-haired lady in Some you know Subaru Suzuki, whatever she was driving. You weren't hit it. You weren't uh, what is it hallucinating? Monster energy drinks. It's a fucking lady in the road What is it hallucinating? Monster energy drinks. It's a fucking lady in the road. She just went, fuck it. She was trying to get around the car.

She slammed into my side. And it's like brand new truck. Brand new fucking truck. She hits my side and I'm like, it's like getting arrested, there's no way out. It's like everything you had planned is over. It's all gone It is what it is. I have to pull over She pulls over way behind me. I'm sitting there

Thank God. I have the the rail the step ups. She hit my step up cuz she hit me. That's it No, she I have a dent in the back panel that I gotta get popped out or taken out. No scratches, I gotta get a new step up because she fucked that up. Her car was fucked up, her car was, she had a white car so all my shit is just scraped. Subaru?

Whatever, you know, car that was. Some kind of lesbian car? Yeah, lesbian. Exactly. Did she have lesbian energy? Oh my God, did she? She walked up and saw me and immediately. Damn, bro.

Immediately hated me. I could bang that out for you if you want. You want me to pound that, let me show you a quick way to get that dent out. But she called the cops right away. Which, I was like, all right, we could've handled this. You know what I mean? At this point, I could've just got my guy to do it

for a thousand bucks. No insurance, blah, blah, blah. But she called the cops. State trooper comes. State troopers are the fuck, they're just big dudes. Mustache? No. Did he?

No. No, no mustache. But a mustache attitude. He had a mustache attitude. No doubt. He pulls up, grabs my stuff, grabs her stuff. Now I'm just sitting on the highway, and as I'm sitting there, my exit is right there.

No traffic. Not if these guys have anything to say about it. As I'm sitting there, I just see the traffic piling up, the sun coming up, just cars backing up past where we were. All the stuff I was trying to do by leaving at four is nullified now. I'm hitting all of the morning traffic on the mass bike. And then the, and in my brain, I literally, I did a little fucking reel or whatever,

and, cause I'm an influencer. You gotta let people know what's going on. I'm an influencer, I didn't want to, but I have to. Someone goes, Bobby's got a new post. I have to for the fans of my influencing. You go, hey guys, about to crush this coffee. They were out of oat milk so I had to go soy. Soy boy, hashtag soy boy.

Hey, morning all you soy boys out there. I'll be back in a few minutes with another update. Hey guys. You really are an influencer. Just an instinct to just, I gotta start going live right now. Actually, I just, I was either between a boomerang, which would've been fun, between me and the car, and then just wrote hashtag accident, oopsie.

I hope you erase the video of you crashing into her car while you're trying to film a fucking reel. Dude, and I just jokingly was like, dude, imagine I have a warrant. Right? Just kidding. Why? I don't know. I was just joking. I imagine I have some warrant from back in the day when I lived here. Where were your hands at? Cops comes up. I was outside cop comes up. He's like, Hey, what's up? Here's her information. Here's yours. It all comes on a sheet. And then he goes, Hey, by

the way, you have a warrant for your arrest. Oh, Jesus. I'm like, what? He goes, If you were Black Lou, you'd have been shot. I go, are you sure it's me? He goes, you live in Revere? Back in the day, I was like, yeah. He goes, it's you. I go, how do you know it's me?

He goes, there's a picture of you. You look fantastic. You have hair, you're very young, goes there's a picture of you you look fantastic you have hair very young It was a great picture of you. I'm like, okay that feels like shit. He goes it's from 1995 There's a shit. There's a warrant from 1995 and there's a photo of me from 1995 where I looked fucking fantastic. We're doing stealing beepers We created a moment he said I go I go, what is it for?

He goes, look, I don't know, because it doesn't, it's not, it's not in the system. Just keep guessing if you want. What is he? You were stealing Cavaricci pants off the truck. I think it was more 1995 crimes. You stole a box of brand new Slim Shady LPs from Sam goody 95 things for sure. I was selling get with it drop the zero and get with the hero What were you doing were you bootlegging don't have a cow man Bart Simpson on a skateboard you bootlegging don't have a cow man Bart Simpson on a skateboard? Was his Beavis and Butthead with the wrong band names on their shirts? I was selling buttons. Would you say this is in between your second fat and third? Well this was no this was

sexy Bobby. I think I still have some more more did you knock over a crystal Pepsi truck? Crystal Pepsi Just took the color out of Pepsi knocked over a crystal Pepsi can Think oh my god What like that? Did you really I hated it to get it down by the beach at the green it wasn't carbonated enough It was like it was like stays like melted Jolly Ranchers or something. Yeah, it was weird it was like a if they just took the color out of it, which Made it probably healthier at some, right?

Cause the stuff that makes it brown. That's what fucking Kennedy's grandson will tell you. That it'll murder you. Oh, R.F.K. Junior? Yeah. Yeah. Crystal Pepsi, we've got Crystal Pepsi coming back again. It came back in like 2022. Really?

But yeah, I didn't get any of it. Well, no one has it. No one carries it at all ever That was the one of the best SNL sketches Crystal was a crystal gravy they were doing they did the same commercial like right now and it was a critter It was so gross. We need to put on chicken and like Kevin the only bites into it. So nasty This is the gravy's funny crystal gravy right now the only bites into it so nasty. Crystal gravy's funny. Crystal gravy. Right now.

So tomorrow. Man. So good, the visuals are so nasty. So this cop was like, listen, I'm not gonna bring you in because it's from 1995. He was laughing. He's like, that's 30 years ago.

He goes, but you got to take care of this because people I work with will handcuff you and take you in if you get pulled over there I know guys that will take will you ask him what was for it was like you had a stalking charge on the color me bad Ooh, I wanna sex you up. I kept trying to find out and he just, he said call the courts. You gotta call the courthouse, Salem Courthouse. Jesus Christ.

And I wound up calling the courthouse and the lady there was so cool, very funny. I was like, what is it for? She goes, it's not, it says you have a warrant in the computer, but the actual warrant is in a file in the basement. So I have to go. She goes, I can't go down there and get the actual,

it's on a piece of paper file. And we don't have any candles, there's no electricity down there. Last time we went down there, somebody got possessed. There's no electricity down there. Last time we went down there, somebody got possessed. So she said, I have to go to the courthouse and go in front of a judge. You have to do this.

I have to do this, she goes, you have to go. You don't make a thing, you just show up, nine o'clock, you get in line, you'll go in front of the judge, they'll bring it up, and you have to pay whatever fine it was. Jesus Christ, that's so weird. But you don't know what it is. I think, I think, I'm gonna wish I was.

Was it when you were bootlegging the movie Timecop? No. Yeah. I don't know. It's a bootleg. I don't know. Were you at the time, bootlegging the movie Timecop? I think, I think I'm pretty, I think I know what it was.

I think it's a suspended license ticket that I didn't pay because shortly after that I moved. In your Fiero? No, it was a Jeep. I had a Jeep for a month. In your Mercury Sable? I had a. Now I have to get the cars.

Was it a Cutlass Supreme? No, I had a Jeep Wrangler, my dream car. I bought it for a month and I mean it was like the first night I had it there was this girl this chubby blonde that I Used to go see and she used to give me BJ's really great BJ's and that's it I went to get a BJ from her and over in Saugus No, my question was a little but I'm gonna put a pin on this if it's I don't want to hold the thing up too much But just that she used to just blow you. Yeah, and then you'd that was it. I'd leave yeah Yeah, you didn't have that I

Too insecure. There's no way I think me and Jacob have had this thing before we had this conversation before where I eat a girl's pussy and send her on her way before I think me and Jacob have had this thing before, we had this conversation before, where I eat a girl's pussy and send her on her way before I just got my dick sucked. Because I feel like nothing about her sucking my dick is gonna make her be like, this was awesome, and I really wanna like hang with this guy again. Or do that again. One word to that, yucky.

Sure. Fucking eating a girl's pussy. Yeah. But suck my dick and go home. Sure. Sure. I mean if I had to I would but I wouldn't. You deserve to get fat.

You really hurt Christine there. The pussy gods got me back. It hurt Christine for sure. Christine definitely. I bet you're pussy now fatso. Bobby. It hurt Christine for a bit. Christine definitely. I bet you a pussy now, fatso. I bet you a pussy now, fatso. I bet you a pussy now, fatso. Bobby. Bobby.

You hit Christine in the guts right there. I'll tell you. Christine definitely had guys that she was just supposed to blow. No, no, no, no, no. I always start. I really did get fucking hit right with the pussy gods. I deserve a nice fatso. I got six fats from being a piece of shit.

I don't know. That's funny. That's weird. That's weird to me. Just I don't know if there was ever a girl. It was always, like I would always do back and forth, but I would never just pick a chick up and eat her pussy and go, hey, that's on me.

Hope you had a nice night. I know. That's weird, too. What, just eat the pussy? Yeah. To have that be the only thing that happens in a hookup? Absolutely agreed. I'm just saying.

Yeah. I've had that be the only thing in a hookup before. All right. And I would be like, that was probably grander scale, more accomplishing for me than just getting my dick sucked in. I feel like someone leaves with a bad story there of some way. You wanted to leave, oh my god that was great. Yes.

Then sucking your pecker and then like, what a fun night. I sucked his dick at the end. I don't know. I think it is, it is a, I had a couple girls that would just... Just suck my dick. They liked it. They were like good at it. I don't want to think too far from your story though. So she, this girl, she would suck my dick. I think it's that night we got caught.

Like, I would find... Like, dead ends or... You know when you're going around the highway rotaries, there's always like a road that the cops use that go into like the island and it goes into the trees? I had a couple of those where if you pulled in, you couldn't be seen. So I would pull into these little spots.

Wait, what I just wrote. I have those. You have those stuff? They were named after, they were like smoking spots and then they became hookup spots and they were named after, weren't like one was Argentina. One was Colombia. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Little little spots to Nicaragua.

My my other thing was cemeteries. I knew a couple of cemeteries that would open and I would go into cemeteries and do, oh, my terrible things in front of dead people. I felt the cemetery. I had I had a girl eat my butt. The cemetery. Yeah, but I made sure I took it to like the 1800 graves, though. I fucked in the cemetery before. I had a girl eat my butt. In the cemetery? On a grave? I made sure I took her to like the 1800 graves though.

I didn't wanna. Well mine was weird because the girl took me, she wanted me to see, to go visit the grave site of her, as a girl that's my virginity too, to see the grave, you know the story, the grave site of her stillborn sister. Yeah. What?

And then we fucked in the, it was so weird. On it? No. On it on the whole on someone else's grave. Oh, it's fucking on it. You fucked on a grave on some like weird like statue. But not the stillborns. I fuck I did all my stuff.

It was a pile of stillborns in one of those graves. I did my stuff all in the road, in the car or outside the car. I didn't do any grave fucking. Yeah, we did. we did a grave fucking. How horny you were, because I would've thought you would be like me, like... you were gonna be haunted for life. Like, the spirit would haunt you for doing that.

It genuinely was under my first... probably 15 times fucking at all. So if not, like maybe, it might have been in the first fucking five or 10. So it's like, didn't matter where she wanted to do it. We fucked in a field that, she had a lot of like lofty, like she had visual ideas for fucking that were very like, she was trying to make everything

an experience, she was older than me. So it was like, oh, let's fuck in a field. And you're like, we could just do it like in your room again, like Do you know I mean she's like oh and now maybe like out here when the with the moons over there I go this is great and I'll finalize but right now I just need to make sure consistently am I doing the things right? spots is going good So yeah, I mean I I love though that you're possible, all I could think of is I got my dick sucked so much that maybe I have a warrant out for it.

Well, I remember the cops, the cops pulled up because I had no money at that time. I had nothing. You were in their spot. Well, I was in, I was on some dead end street. You were at the park to give out the traffic traps. The park where they hang out and chill, right? I was on some dead end street. You were at the park to give out the traffic traps. They probably would hang out and chill, right? And I remember the cops pulled up,

she was sucking my dick, and I remember I couldn't get my pants back up fully. I just got them back up and they were unbuttoned and they came in, flashed the light in, realized what was going on and kind of started laughing with each other and took me out of the car like, look, bro, you can't, you know, you can't,

you know, give me a license, and then he's like, you got a suspended license, dude. I understand you're doing what you're doing, but you gotta get her on, get out of here, go home, take care of this tomorrow. They were cool as shit, and I was like, I got it, but I just never took care of it. I just, I think that car died the next couple days,

brand new Jeep, I think it died or something happened, and then I wanted to move into New York. I moved to New York, but this is the time where me and Dawn started. I don't know why I'm whispering, but this is the time where me and Dawn were kinda just meeting. We were kinda hookin' up.

We weren't boyfriend, boyfriend, and girlfriend, but we were hangin' out. No,'t boyfriend, boyfriend and girlfriend, but we were hanging out. No, but I still had side chicks, you know? Like what are you doing? I don't know, I'll come over and blah blah blah and then fucking go home. But. You do a set for him?

You've had an. Marshmello. Marshmello, blah blah blah blah blah blah. Hey, you've been a great audience, goodnight. Suck my dick. You've had an entire life since that chubby pig caused you to get a warrant. Wow, that's a way of putting it.

That big fat pig slut that sucked your dick? Yeah, she was chugging. It ruined your life, it's her fault. I like chunky girls, man. I like a nice fat pig. Why did you just look at Christine when you said that? I did not. I did not.

You looked directly at her. I did not. You looked directly at her. I'm looking at everybody. I lost a lot of weight, Bobby. Bobby, you look fantastic and I love you. You were never a chubby pig in my eyes, ever. In your eyes was a good back battle.

In your eyes. That, I would argue, I would argue you'd be a good freestyle rapper, with how fast you came up with that. In my eyes, in the way that I see you, me Bobby Kelly, dime piece. Always, I think you look fantastic. To the rest of the world, I don't know. Maybe look at you in a funny mirror or something.

Maybe the rest of the world ain't seeing it, but I don't know, I don't get it. But now I had to drive, it's almost like, I don't know if you've ever, when you get in a car accident, you're fucked up. Like I went down on my motorcycle a couple times, and now you have, but you still have to, I had to drive it after that.

You're just, it's a, it sucks. You frazzled. You frazzled and I'm frazzled not only from the accident, my car's fucked up, this sucks, but now I got a warrant. So I have to drive, if I get pulled over again, I could get arrested, that's on my brain. And all the, it was weird, all the times I got arrested back in the day, started tumbling back,

that feeling of getting cuffed, getting put in the car, you know, your freedom's fucking gone and there's nothing you can do about it. And nobody cares about you, just get in front of the judge, you gotta deal with it as it happens. All that stuff started tumbling, so I'm driving the speed limit the whole way to New Hampshire. Oh yeah. And then I get up there so late. Did you think possibly about saying to the guy when he goes, you got a warrant, saying

no, you got a warrant and then put on sunglasses and have cherry pie play? Really loud? That would have been, if you just pulled off, because it was from 95, he was still going to do the same thing, Bobby. He would have been like, it's from 1995, I'm not chasing after him for that. That would have been great. You'd be like, no sir, you've got a warrant. And then the sunglasses go on, and then you just fucking peel off in the lariat, dude. Bye officer.

Bye officer pussy. Vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv fucking smashing your car and then got you, you found out you had a warrant because of her. And then I make it to New Hampshire and he has to stop and just go back. Yeah, he goes, shit, yeah, he does the thing where he spins out and then goes like this out the window, he wags his fist out the window, you son of a bitch. I scream, you scream. There was a second where I was like, I'm a sovereign citizen,

I don't know what you're talking about. There was a half a second where I was like, I'm a sovereign citizen. I don't know what you're talking about. There was a half a second where I was like, can I pull this off? Do I have the balls? And the commitment? I don't have the commitment. To a 1995 warrant? That's exactly what I would have done.

Like, oh, that's your problem with Jason Okerson, the former citizen. I am now just traveling on your roads. We have to take a break. Oh, how many ads do we have? I think only one. Just this one, did he? Wow.

But it technically is the second hour right now. Yeah. So we can do it. I say we do. Make a grown man cry. Bobby J. Oh, sorry, go ahead. Bobby J. and Big Jay. Both of us.

We're both so great. Yeah, Big Jay's gonna be at Tacoma Comedy Club in Washington, August 1st and the 2nd. Comedy's here in Las Vegas. Story Wars the 4th and the 5th of August. After that he's going to be in Punchline, Sacramento August 7th through the 9th for tickets and all the tour dates. BigJayComedy.com and make sure you check out his specials on youtube.com slash at big J. Oka.

And Robert Kelly is gonna be at Empire Comedy Club in Portland, Maine July 25th and 26th. And then the 27th moving forward until they stop selling out. No, I am not. I'm leaving Sunday. They all have to sell out though. They are, I think. Almost close.

No, no, no, I'm saying like the ones moving forward. This makes me so sad that we're not sold out. No, you're sold out. And now you gotta, I don't know if that's true, but the 27th has to sell out for you to stay. Right. And then the 28th and the 29th. I'm coming home.

The 30th and onward. I'm not going onward. But if he doesn't live in Portland, Maine, he'll be also in Rochester, New York, Tampa, Florida, and Emmaus, Pennsylvania for tickets and all their tour dates, visit PunchUp that live slash Robert Kelly Also our buddy Joe the Rosa put a special out today That's right. I never promised you a rose garden out today right now on YouTube. Go give it a watch. It's Joey

It's Joey. Joey roses man Joey roses check out Jack of all trades Comedy sandwiches. Yeah, that's it. Just those two things a jacket two trades And a jack off. Does he make the sandwiches? He dreamed them up. What? You hire Mexicans to make the sandwiches, dude. You just dreamed them.

OK. He dreams the dreams. All right. Yeah. He dreams the dreams for us, because you don't know what you want on a sandwich. I don't. He has to tell you.

You didn't even know you like cooked salami. I didn't know that. I still don't. what you want on a sandwich. I don't he has to tell you you know you like cook salami I didn't know that Swing it we'll be right back. It's the bonfire