The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Fatrick Swayze

Episode Date: August 6, 2025

Everyone besides Bobby appreciates the movie Dirty Dancing. Jay first watched it with his mother when he was young even though it had strong sexual content. Christine thinks that Baby is underaged and her relationship with Johnny is inappropriate. | Bob bought the crew sandwiches for lunch and started a conversation about the correct way to order Philly cheesesteaks. | Jay & Bobby chose new walkout songs for when they perform stand up. | Jay really wants a BBL operation after watching so much "Baddies." Christine get shamed for her love of folk rocker Ani Difranco. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly. Medine in the world, Bobby. Yo, I ate too much, man. One little nugget too much of food. Yeah. You're looking uncomfy. Yeah, it just hurts. Yeah.

Yeah, it feels like somebody's... Do you have a Duke on deck? No, not a Duke. It's the other way. It feels like somebody put a big, big huge dildo down my throat, and it's not coming up. Hitting my chest. It's stuck in there.

Yeah. You can't get it out. We had lunch today. I brought in subs from a counter service, I think. Yeah. Is that it's called? Brand new place, buy my therapy. And, you know, when it's a rough therapy, when I'm going through some stuff like today, I, you know, I act out. My food addiction kicks in, but I do it a rough therapy?

I do it in a, you know, a positive way where I buy everybody. That's nice. You know. But you get to bury your food addiction in. I got it for everybody. I go in and just order like it's all for me. Yeah. But it's for everybody.

I bought lunch for everyone. It's really good stuff. It's very, very sweet. Thank you very much. It was awesome. It was great. But I ate too much. Yeah.

I got whipped up in the frenzy. You got caught up. And the frenzy. What's this? What's that? Try a little everything. Try a little everything. You get a whack of that Rubin?

I got a little whack of that Rubin. You got to get whack of that Rubin. That was the one that little bite of the Rubin took me. Maybe one of the best ones. It was good, but I wish it was the first one. That's the thing. Five different subs, you know what I mean? You don't know what's what.

I should have went Ruben, the roast beef, and maybe a little bin ma, or bin ma, whatever's called. Bond me. That one, too. You didn't do that one, too. Yeah, I like the way you say it. Two, bin ma'o. Bamba. God, this guy's been doing, what's our thing?

Babel? Yeah. This guy's been doing Babel. Babel. No? Yeah. It's Babel. See, signorita.

Port-for-v-v-vor, shut your face. I am looking at the bacon egg and cheese on here, though, and I've got to say, like, I don't know, a sesame bun. It's supposed to be a car as a roll, a little too much bacon. I'll tell you right now, sesame bun with steak and cheese, which I believe in Philly I got on Alexandria's or something. You didn't get that in Philly? Yeah, I did.

They didn't even have those. Alexanders, is that what the steak and cheese place in Philly is? Oh, cheese steak. Oh suck it Oh My bad Cheese steak

Cheese steak Sorry dude Alexander That might be a newer thing I don't know I'm being unaware of that one Is it Alexander I went there

And it was a sesame seed bun And I loved it Yeah Listen The sesame seed bun on that roast beef Today was good Mm-hmm Very good

Probably the best bread Of the thing But a cheese stick Is not supposed to be on seeded bread And I'm talking to you fucking Bradley Cooper I saw your goddamn

Bradley Cooper's Cheesestakes spot Seated bread That's like a thing. I think it's good, though, bro. I mean, look, I'm not, you might just, here's the thing. You might be stuck in an old, you might be stuck in the old ways, bro. That's wrong.

That bread's wrong. It is not wrong. It is good. Christine, you know that bread's wrong. It's supposed to be amorosa rolls. Sure. First of all, what? I'm telling you right now.

What that made you heart a little bit? A little bit when she said Amorosa rolls, she knew rolls. She knows the rolls. It did. It's because she's older now. She's 40. Yeah, she's so old. She knows bread.

Oh, my gosh. Should I start baking sourdough? Oh, my God. Yeah, why don't you do it? Make a yeast with your yeast. Listen, the cheese steak is cut up, not enough. Look at those onions. Gross.

No, the onions are right. They are? They are? You need onions. This is supposed to be squares. Yeah, little rectangles of onion. Yeah. That's how it's supposed to be.

I don't mind that. It looks pretty good. It should be chopped up a little more, right? I'm sure it tastes okay. But it should be chopped up substantially more that's crazy so why are they never oh they just goes Monday and Tuesday they're not open at all I think it's

I think it's an empty building I'd walk by it's nothing there yeah Danny and Coop's fucking assholes yeah he opened I think it was a pop-up was it a pop-up or something I think it was a pop up it's why it's only three posts I'm telling you it's not there's nothing there he's making a movie now this was just a fad this was like hey I'm from Philly look how great

it is I'm gonna go make a movie with De Niro now look at the ask you're gonna make a when you can offer a roast pork Italian. That's a good question, Polly G. Respect. Respect that question. Hey, I'm not going to let you coast because you're fucking Bradley Cooper with your stupid seeded roll cheese steak. You're going to

bring some of the other Philly sandwiches? You're going to dick around all day and act like you're from Philly. Is it roast pork a Philly thing? That, the way they're talking. What is that? Roast pork Italian. That's Sharp Provy and Broccoli Rob. We had that today? No sharp provi. We had broccoli Rob.

There's broccoli Rob. Yeah. But there was no sharp provi. No shrivy. Prevalon. Provy. But it's Prevalone. If you say that at the restaurant, they're going to put their dick in your food. Yeah, I don't like this thing, too, where you've got to go wit, wit, whiz. You don't say Whitwit.

Well, you're not, Bobby. Jesus. That was crazy what you just did. What, Whitwiz? Whitwiz means, do you know what's going to happen if you say wit whiz? What do you think's going to happen? Tell me. I might probably get knocked out.

No, no, no, no. I mean, what are you going to receive? Whitwis, you're going to have cheese whiz on your sub. What else is going to be on? on it though I don't know his jizz because I shouldn't have said wit no wit's fine big big filly jizz loads first of all you would say whiz wit but if you went but if you said whit whiz they're gonna still throw onions that means onions wit yeah wit means onions you don't have to say onions it's you're saying uh you say your cheese yeah and then wit or what out so

whiz so if you want uh if you want whiz and onions yeah uh you'd say whiz with Whiz, Whiz? I mean, this is a stupid Philly slang. And then if you want mushrooms on it, like I do, you'd add a little mushrooms. Why don't I just go like this? I also don't do whiz, though, really. Why don't I go prevalone with onions? Provy, for sure.

Why do I have to say provie? You say prevalon. You can. Prevalon cheese with onions. Oh, you could say if you're going to go provolone pizza steak, you say provolone pizza steak. What's a pizza steak? It's provolone and pizza sauce on your steak. That's disgusting.

Go birds. It's gross. Bring a picture of a provolent pizza steak from pets. I will not add sauce into a steak and cheese. It's not my fate. You have to eat it there. I will not. That's not to bring it home because your bread's getting soggy.

I don't like it. Christine, you've had provolent pizza steak. I don't like it. It's really good, but it says Pats doesn't offer it. What? That's crazy. Oh, they don't offer pizza. Oh, yes.

They don't know what you're talking about over there. I don't like pizza sauce. Just go to images. Steak. No, you do provolone pizza steak. God Thank you yeah this is making

Jacob sick to his stomach right now yeah you can't eat any of this right that's gross that actually is not a good picture I don't know what that is disgusting it looks like somebody threw up on it that's a crazy it looks like trash cheese steak stromboli is like one of my favorite

cheese steak onions mushrooms maybe Bobby we're going to bring you some cheesestick stromboli you're going to love it I don't like cheesecake Cheeksick, is that the, it's like a calzone? But with cheese stick. And so, you know, I'd do that.

Yeah, you want to do that. I would do that. And if you get the pepper juice, that's the best thing to dip. Ooh. All right. It's one of Christine's favorite meals. It sounds fantastic. Man, Bobby's transition was fantastic.

I would never do that. No, I would eat that. I'd give it a shot. Because I was thinking. Let's go get it right now. I can't. You know, you know, Eagles first Thursday. Thursday night game is the first game of the season.

It's Thursday night or the first game in my house. I'm going to go down and get some cheese steaks from Philly. Bring them back and fucking woof out while we watch the game. Well, when is that? Hmm. September 7th? By the... September 7th?

I'll pop over. September 7th? We got to do the show and then go the... You're going home. No, it's Thursday. Thursday. The 4th. Yeah, dude, I'm around.

September 4th. I'm around, sucker. It's after Labor Day. Who are they playing? It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.

Are you going to Philly? I am, yeah. You're driving to Philly? Yeah, take a drive down. Yeah, I mean, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter who they're playing. It doesn't. It absolutely does.

Why? No, it doesn't. Why do you think it means something? It's going to be, here's the thing. It's just going to be one down, 16 to go. Yeah. It doesn't matter. No, it doesn't matter.

It doesn't matter. That was the Cowboys. Oh, it is the Cowboys, and I think about it. about it. Yeah. Yeah, but so it doesn't matter. So it doesn't matter. When the last time they were in a Super Bowl? Dallas Cowboys?

Yeah. I believe Emmett Smith had full hair. That's some white quarterbacks for a thing? Michael Irvin was still on Coke. Yeah. Yeah, it's going to be, I think Lou might come over for it. Absolutely. Listen, Cowboys are Eagles fan.

You're going to eat them cheese steaks. Pool's going to be shut down, though, right? Disgusting this is. Pool. No, not until the end of October. You're going to keep it open until October. 90 degree pool I was like

What's the latest I can close the pool That's nice And I took that date What is it? What is it? You're gonna get leaves You're gonna get a ton of leaves

In that fucking pool What is? Who did this? I don't know Val Goodrich I don't like that It's like not even She says a recipe from Frank Oliveri

That's not even There's not even there's no one I'm at you know I'm just gonna get off the screen Get the fucking shit off the screen That was crazy It is crazy I wanted to show you how bad it was

That looks good right there That one up there That's Pats That looks good That no not that one that one that one's great what is that one i don't like that one looks gross i'll tell you alexander's is that the one i got was awesome really i mean all right honestly god every every corner place is pretty great yeah we found oregon stakes it's 24 hours and then we were

like oh it's actually fucking great so good um bobby yes bob what did you uh what did you think of that cool song the show started off with i thought it was great do you think it was super cool i thought It was cool. It was hip. It was cool. Got everybody in a good mood. People don't know that when we come to the studio, and I do like this, is that Jay,

DJ Lou will go, hey, what song do you guys want me to play? Looking at Jay's face. He's never actually looked at me directly and asked. He always looks at Jay and go, what do you guys want me to get a song? He goes, you guys have a song looking at Jay. He's never looked. I look at you when I want Kelly Clarkson. Let me just finish this.

He's never looked at me. He doesn't look at me until like 10 minutes into the show. And when you put your headphones on, then he will start the show. But you do pick fantastic music, which I love. Because if it was me, it would be a lot of Kellogg's in and Youngblood. And Youngblood. Your favorite Youngblood. And nobody wants that.

And a ton of MJK. And a little, a lot of journey. I go a little over the place for sure. But I bring this one up only because I was test marketing you guys a little bit. I was test kitchening this. I might make this my new walkout. song what when i walk out on stage can you crank it well let me tell you where it's from pick you got picture this go to 15 15 seconds in and pause it i got to know when i'll do my intro i you know exactly

when you because my i have my intro song and i and i they i they have to play it at a certain at a minute two in yeah and i and i and then i have to wait five to ten seconds and then i walk up i like that i have to wait i gave it so i only have to wait a couple seconds but then So you have it at 15 seconds in I hope it's the right spot That's how it was too Do they go ladies and gentlemen Big I'll do it ready

Yeah Ladies and gentlemen Give it up for the man you came to see Big J. Okerson La La La La La La Latina Matina Matina

And then I come up I walk up around during this part Well so I'm giving him a little bit time Because you want to get him Saying some of the words they're still cheering Are you out? Yeah, I'm on stage now

Okay Let him do his thing a little bit Go waved everybody What the fuck is up Whereverville And then And then the DJ will fade it out I like it

I do like it But what is he saying Take a couple seconds back What is he saying I think you should walk out a little later You were out there on stage A little long Before he started singing

Yeah Yeah, yeah, okay. So let's go back to, let's go back to, what we say, 13 seconds maybe. Yeah. Okay, 13. And we go, ready? Yeah. Ladies and gentlemen, give it up.

You've seen him on. Bobby, God damn it, dude. Just say, just through the end of it, just to give a Big J. O'Cres. You're right. I was just trying to think. Ladies and gentlemen, give it up. He's on, you know him from Legion of Skanks, the Bonfire and Sex and Drugs and Rock and Roll podcast.

Nope, that was the TV show you were on. and gentlemen give it up for a big j oakerson let's do it again come on stop it we gotta do this right uh i'd say take it back three guys three more seconds and when bobby you start saying my name is when you start playing the la la la's i think what's up everybody yeah i get myself in the backstage zone so anyways what else is going on um i gotta get i got to wrap it up in a minute uh i'll be selling if you guys are into it. I'll be out in the lobby selling, I have a t-shirt

that says you know, marshmallowos. If you guys, remember that joke, all the proceeds go to me. Anyways, I'll sign them, I'll be out there. But enough of that, let's go. I'll be selling hats too. Go to punchup.

com. Live slash Robert Kelly. If you want to see me, Robert Kelly live at Robert Kelly Live on Instagram and on Facebook and Twitter, it's just at Robert, Robert Kelly. If you want to hit me up on that. And I do have a website, too, if you want to see it, Robert Kelly Live.com. But anyways, let's just get to the reason why you're here.

Also, I got a new album. I forgot to mention that. We know. Okay, great. Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Mr. Big J. Okerset. Still back. Not walking yet. No.

When are you going to walk out? Put your hand up when you do it. now he walks out i'm walking out you know i'm hitting the steps around now yeah go up grab the microphone what the fuck's up weberville the guy starts talking a little bit all right that's a goodie what's yours a minute two in metallica turn the page minute two in turn the page turn the page so sad minute to no it's not it's about a young girl having to watch her mom get raped her prostitute mom get raped. No, it's about a guy on the road. That's not what the video says.

That's not, but that's the video. My version is being on the road. I'm doing Bob Sega version. But you're doing Metallica's version? Yeah, I know it's Metallica's video version, but that doesn't be shit. So are you the prostitute who fucks in front of her daughter or are you the little girl hiding in the closet of my mom? You got little kids singing in yours. It's weird, okay?

It's a chorus of young people. A little kid. Medina? It's kids. It's weird. It's that or, it's a quiet little sister. Thou shall not fall. I like that. I mean, that's a little more for you. That song, well, yeah, I just emerged from a red curtain. Hello, my darlings.

You should come up on a spinning crucivix. Hello, my darlings. My children, all of you, gather out. I've got something funny to say. Yeah, mine is great. Ready? You got to play it. Introduce me.

Here we go. All right, everybody. If you enjoyed my part of the show, I got bumper stickers that have a couple of words that I said in my set at one point out there. And a dreidel that each side says one part of the sentence, fuck that shit, bitch. I don't like that your middleer is killing and my middle of a fucking douchebag didn't have fucking stupid Stingers McGee. I also got that click-clack gang. And I got them shirts that says my bitch can swallow a little banana and not break it. Oh shit, that's what I'm talking about

So we're gonna get your next brother up here on stage. All right, this guy's come here to make y'all... Oh man, look at this motherfucker here. Look at this motherfucker in the front. This motherfucker head big than a motherfucker. This motherfucker don't have dreams. He has full movies. All right, yo. I see you, man. I see you, man. I see you. All right, all right. No, I know, I know, I know. I know. I just get excited, man. This crowd's so good.

This crowd's good. I gotta bring your next comic on, but this crowd's good. good ladies looking fine damn the ladies looking fine oh my lord there's some fine looking women at that no disrespect brother no disrespect I don't talk about a man's lady in front of his uh in front of her man but now I'm just saying your girl guy she got that big ditties on my right though am I right though them titties keep a family of five warm in the dead of winter all right all right I know I know I got you man I got you I got you I got you Um, next guy's, uh, Bobby Kelly.

What? Wait. I knew he gonna play that white shit. I knew he gonna play that white. What's up, my man? Have a good time. Have a good time. Fuck off.

You've got to bring my water up. What's up? What's up? too dramatic can we find your new one nope it's too dramatic i don't give a shit it's too dramatic no it's not you have little kids and they're gonna talk about some chick's pussy it's weird

put it on I talk with the little kid's pussies no it's grown women singing and I talk about the little kid pussies it's not grown women singing it's little kids uh oh it's gonna get crazy crazy crazy crazy

yeah it's little kids yeah it's little kids Medina Hey Medina Yeah this is Fat guy music You're not fat anymore This is

Can I tell you something Yeah Part of the vibe that I think It's good about it That it seems like that Tuba E like Whonk Yeah

You're not that guy anymore Dad You need something cooler You're not a circus fucking tub of shit Walking on stage Bong Bong

Bong You're just trying to get You're just trying to get yourself enough time To get on stage Without a breath What should I do Dancing in the Sheets

by Shalimar. Let's try that one. Say my name to Dancing in the Sheets with Shalimar. Dancing in the Sheets by Shalimar. What part, though, you're going to come out at? I'd say go. Right here. But I'm still saying, I'm still saying, yeah. Ladies and gentlemen, what's up?

You guys having a good time? Don't forget, next week we got Shane Gillis. He's here next week. All the shows are sold out. Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, but they just added a nooner on Sunday. So, before we get there,

this is what I do backstage. Give it up for your MC, Steve Byrne, everybody. You guys ready for the guy you came to see? Come on. Yeah, that's what I'm talking. What about you guys over there? Are you ready?

Are you ready? What about over here? Are you ready? What about in the back? Are you ready? Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Mr. B. J.

Ocerson. I'm coming out, I guess, I'm going to dance. Can you please do that at every show? You and me, we should be dancing in the sheet. What's up, Denver? Dancing in the she. Y'all remember this shit, right?

This is song your grandmama, fucking granddaddy to I like I can't I can't say that I don't like that can you come out dancing in the sheets

buddy it is grab your cold and wave goodbye to your friends I like it I want you to have a team of people

behind you like Patrick Swayze and dirty dancing that just follow behind yeah have all the open mic was gonna do that I would you do that move

fucking Patrick Swayze have Dylan and Mike Fanoia behind you that wasn't good that wasn't good And he goes, whatever that was. Patrick Swayze and does this. Yeah, he did do that.

But you look more like, uh, what's, he? No, he went, you went, uh, who's the fat dude on S&L that did it? Chris Farley. Yeah. You're in the middle of that, in the middle. Yeah. You look like Patrick. That's how to scrub myself.

You look like Patrick Swayze. He goes, your friend hot, he goes, he's somewhere between Patrick Swayze and Chris Farley. Yeah, you are. Right now you are. Between a young Swayze and Chris Farley. Yeah. That's not bad, dude. I would take that.

If I could dance like this, nobody would know. If you could dance like that, you'd take it in the butt. You're right. How is he not gay with all that? Well, Corey Holcomb says, oh, come on, look at this part here. I mean, he's definitely. He's a man's man, though. He was a cowboy.

Learn it. I already know it. You should learn it for Skink Fest. Look at me doing it. We can't. Remember, dancing is not for radio? Oh, it's also not allowed in that state. Yeah.

It's a footloose state. Yeah. So, yeah, that state is. I think that state still employs footloose law. Oh, remember the entire place got behind him fucking a 15-year-old? Yeah. Fun fact about this. You know, the whole lake that that was filmed on?

Gone. I did see that now. It dried up. It's all gone. But you can still, it's still like a resort, right? Yeah, but no lake. It's not a resort. You can go there.

I think it's all shut down. I think you can go up there and check it out. It's like a... Mm-hmm. Oh, they let the riff-ref. Oh, God, he's like 40. Yeah, everyone... Look, that guy.

right there with the mustache is going and he goes, oh, it's okay? Look at the guy with the mustache going. Oh, we can just... Oh, no way. Oh, we just fuck teenagers now? We can fuck the kids? Oh, shit, dude.

I didn't know that. I didn't know we could fuck the doctor's kids. I love to fuck kids. Dude, I haven't been going to fuck this doctor's kid the last three summers. That's why the lake because it was all... They were fucking the kids in the lake

and all the jizz sucked up all the water. Damn, what a progressive. I remember he's like, hey, remember I gave you an abortion a couple minutes ago in the movie? Look at these lesbians. They can fuck kids. We can fuck each other. we can be lesbians, these two old ladies.

Oh, man. You see that? I watched this movie for years before I knew what an abortion was. Wow, look at her. Do you see that, milf? Wait, how did Christine say that again? I watched this movie for years before I, like, knew what an abortion was. Got it?

Jesus Christ, I can't believe she said that twice. I don't know if I knew, I don't know if I knew what happened either. They said she was pregnant, and then she was bleeding. I don't really know. In my mind, the baby was just, like, somewhere. Miscarriage. yeah something i don't know i don't know the baby was gone i don't think i knew i just thought i thought something was wrong with her pussy i got that because i wanted to know miscarriage something was wrong with her

egg yeah i guess and then uh and then robby the guy who knocked her up by the way her fault she fucked the she fucked the resort dickhead kid she's one of the punk people that she'd be why did she don't fuck she wasn't fucking she used to fuck patrick swasey right they do admit that they had a thing they had a thing When they were back in their 30s. Yeah. Who fucked? She banned.

Patrick Swayze fucked the girl who got pregnant, but she got pregnant by the asshole kid who fucked the 15-year-old, 17-year-old sister. Everyone's going to jail, dude. Right. The movie's theory really falls apart if you employ any kind of statutory laws. Yeah. But it's worth it. But worth it, though. I mean, I guess so.

Patrick Swayze, I mean, he put. it out there. He was like, hey, I'm not leaving town until you let me fuck this 15 year old girl. Yeah, that's the sister is going to go fuck the same nerd. Oh, no, this is when she catches him. Fucking a different mom. Who is that? Wait a minute, go back.

Who is she fucking? That's Robbie. That's Robbie. That's Robbie. The guy who Patrick Swayze beats up for getting the girl pregnant and not caring. I've seen this movie once. What? What? Yeah, I'm not, I'm not into... Bobby. What? I'm not into dance.

This movie This movie has very little to do it. It's about 15-year-old's fucking 30-year-old. Yeah. It's about statutory rating. My shows like this were Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Little Darling's...

Those movies didn't have a 35-year-old. Fucking a 15-year-old. I can't come to what you're talking about. Dude, look at this. This is all about dance. No, it's about... They're using the dance as an excuse to get sweaty

and then fuck on the floor. Listen, this movie was for women. Look at me. He's all angry with a leather jacket on. His keys are in the car. He kicked into his car to impress this 15-year-old. It's a 60-year-old car. You can get into it with a fucking coat hanger.

With a thing from the ground. He's going to kick a pole out of the ground. All you have to do is get a coat hanger and he doesn't have to do this. He's getting carried away. I don't like it. I'm getting anxiety. Why are you doing that? And he hits the back window.

You're going to cut your hand open. Now rain's getting in. He just wants to take. So impressive a 15-year-old girl so you can bed her down, bro. How old is he in this? 37? Unknown. But she says it was a summary turned 16 in the beginning, so she is 15.

But 16 is legal. Well, this is the 1950s, right? It's all legal. Asked Jacob's family. 60s. Yeah, I think it's supposed to be like 1960s. This takes place in 63, dude, so you could fuck kids back then. You could?

Yeah, they say it's the greatest generation. Guys, you can fuck kids now. You can't fuck kids Scott free Yeah You could round them up easier now It seems like with what's going on You can do it without any consequence

Yeah you start a Twitch dream pretty much This is all he's dancing again No he's on the log And they're going to go back and forth on the log You're crazy Bob He's showing his balance on the log So he can fuck a 15 You don't even understand what the movie's about

He's teaching He's meagging her into dance He's grooming her Thank you. He's grooming her. He's put it under false pretense as he is spending a lot of time with her so he could eventually fuck her

15-year-old stupid little pussy. But with dance. No. No, not through dance. Through dance. Through dance. Through dance. He's not, he will not be dancing in her pussy.

He will be thrusting back and forth with his 35-year-old penis. I guarantee he uses dance moves when he fucks, too. Oh, absolutely. Oh, it's terrible. I bet he goes like two, three, four the whole time. Two, three. A little cha-cha, cha-cha, chat, cha-cha.

One, two, cha-cha-cha-cha, three. Cha, cha, cha, cha. Patrick Swayze was the love of my young mind's life. Why not? You know he's down the fuck kids. I was like, maybe he'll fuck me when I'm 15. Maybe when I turn 15, he'll come off his person and fuck me.

This should be Jacob's guy. Patrick, I'm getting some pubs. He's like 5, 6, right? How tall is it? They're all like 5, 6. Yeah, this, Jacob, this should be your man. Jacob, you should just be a movie star. I agree. Right now, right now she fell onto that other log.

right through her spine. Jacob. You have a fantastic body like Swayze. You've got great core balance like he's demonstrating right here, and you're down the fuck a 15-year-old girl. Oh, this is like dead dancing again.

This is so stupid. I love how Swayze smoked four packs of cigarettes a day, so this is the only time in the day when he's not smoking. I know. Here's what I also like that he didn't like her at all.

Why would you? Oh, yeah, they didn't get along, right? Of course they didn't. I think they hated each other. It was going really, really bad. Yeah, because he's like, He was like a cowboy dude, right? He said he was a dick hit.

I think he was just like a movie star and she was kind of, was this before Ferris Bueller? Um, yeah, let's see. No. After Ferris Bueller, I think. And then she ruined her face. Well, she was in Red Dawn also. Oh. He was in Red Dawn too.

He was in Red Dawn. Oh, Ferris Bueller's was first. They didn't look each other. You guys know the movie Reckless? She's the best. Can I tell you something, though? All this said, she is hands down. By the way, they give you a shot of her nipples right here.

She's 15. That lake is gone, by the way, the lake is gone. Go ahead. Yeah, a pedophile lake. Yeah. Kid Jiz Lake is gone. Oh, Pato Lake. Yeah.

But all the bodies are still in the leg. Oh, yeah. They drained the swamp, but the bodies were still there. That's why they drained the lake. They had to get all the kids' bodies. This movie didn't make, the hindsight of it is just. But she's not 16. in the movie, in life? No.

She's 14 in life. No, seriously, in the movie. She's 33. In the movie. Okay. In real life. Is that true? No, I don't know. I mean, let's look it up. But she sets up the best scene in Red Dawn, Bobby. You know what it was. What was it? She's the one that she gets them to chase her from the store

and the guys start chasing her, and then she runs past and they all jump out of the fucking bunkers, man. That's cool. That is a great song. It's the best scene of the old movie. It says she was 26 when they began filming in that she was a woman when they were done and they're also saying she was supposed to be 17 she was not supposed to be 17 that's a lie she says the

summary turned 16 where she said that the very beginning of the movie she's like Kennedy was shot like right before you realize you should have your wiener out already right where you have to put it back in and then put it back out she goes oh this is a movie about dance and she goes that was a summer I turned 16 you go hold on

oh hang on now one more minute whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa I know I saw this movie once in its entirety and then I've seen bits of it over the years when it's on, but it's not a movie for me. My grandma... I'm a guy. Sure.

I'm a... Can I just say something, Jay? Sure. You're a dancer. You have dance and theater in your heart. I do. Yeah, dude, you should be like Rocky Howard picture show. That's your...

I'm not going to be muffin topping in fishnets. You're not going to catch me doing it. But I'm more of, you know... A man's man? I'm more of a man when it comes to movies. Well, here's a weapon. Now, can I say something, though? Sure.

In different parts of our lives, you're more manly than me. Hmm. I don't know which ones. Maybe. I will tell you this. I think music. This was, I don't know if it's a sign of masculinity, though. My mom took me, my grandmother, I think, had to talk with my mom when I was, like, eight or so.

That was like, you guys should start, like, doing stuff. It shouldn't just be like he stays here or stays home. Like, you guys should be, like, doing something. So Sunday became like, I don't know how long we did it for, but it became like a mom's son. Movie night, we go to see a movie. And we drove to Yaden, PA, because it was the only time we could see the movie

to see Dirty Dance. And just sitting, watching the movie, like, eight or nine with my mother, who was, at the time, what, 26? And just sitting there, like, awkward. I mean, it's so, like, sexed up energy in this movie, for sure. Very weird sitting next to my mom watching that. I remember liking the movie. but not really like just hoping the god there was like okay it's so weird as a kid to feel a feeling of like

all right no more dirty stuff huh let's just you know the lady comes in and sees the guy in bed with the lady you know even a scene like that when you're with your mom you're like oh that guy's doing that thing with that lady and that other lady saw them yeah this isn't grease yeah i go mom do you think in a few years patrick suez you'll have sex with me she was like you he will baby he will I didn't understand, too, that these kids are so rich that they go away for the summer was such a weird thing to me that someone had that much money where you could

just want to weigh. No, no, no. The dad's a doctor and the guy that owns the resort he did work on him. No, no, no. Okay, but it doesn't matter. He's rich. He's a doctor. You have to assume he's rich? Yeah. But I will say this. This is not a rich person's vacationing. Whatever these things are. To me, it was. We couldn't, we didn't go on vacation. I understand, but this is not...

Yeah, but you're poor. All right, relax. What's almost my point. If you're... I mean, you know, this is called below middle class. You come from pure shit, dude. Hey, dude. Everyone knows it.

Let's settle. An Armenian is called Petitian. Can you tell her not to use those fucking voodoo words in me? What the fuck she said? She said, Petit Shah. I don't know what that is, but it scared me. Fucking, talking a bunch of gibberish now. Ever since she got old, she's gotten very vicious.

She speaks in tongues now. I'm completely full of shit. She absolutely doesn't say the summer I turned 16. She says it was the summer of 1963. Yeah, so she doesn't say. So she could be 17. She's 17. So that's fine.

Christine just made something up and passed it on. No, I'm telling you, she's 15. There's so many people passing this on on the radio. No, she's 16 at the beginning. Please, don't kill my cum. She's 16. She's 15. She's turning 16.

Guys, please, can you say it lower and say it? Jay, Jay. Just reassure me. Jay, she's 15, and this is the summer. Yeah. She turned 16. 17, that is legal. And she turned that Patrick Swayze out, too.

I look in the mirror. He took this so seriously this song, you know he did. Yeah. Why wouldn't you? This is when no one could tell him shit. This soundtrack means so much to me. Does it? Really?

Front to back, every song. No. Love. Just 1950 songs to hump to. Be my baby. Hey baby. Hungry eyes. This one.

I mean, hungry eyes. It really does jump around because it gives you all that stupid, Is he hungry eyes? No, he's not hungry eyes. She's like the wind. Do you know who is hungry eyes? Hang on. Sing a little bit over for me.

I've been thinking to tell you, I've got a feeling they won't subside. I look at you and I fantasize. Hungry eyes. Yeah. Come on, Bobby. Come on, Bobby. Come on, Bobby. Is it Kenny?

No. I'll give you the only other song you would know that he sings. Oh, no, a couple. All by myself, and I can't live. Isn't that him too? Oh. If you're like, who sings this,

I'd be like, Dirty Dancing. Yeah, Dirty Dancing sings. I don't know. I don't know. Eric. Eric Carmen. I know the song, but I don't know the soundtrack.

I have no idea of Eric. Carmen is. I have no idea who Eric Harmon is. Yeah, that's your world, dude. But I... I know this scene. Oh, God. This whole movie is dance.

It sucks. Yeah. Oh, that stinks. But I am thinking, do me favor, Lou, go back to Hungry Eyes. Go back to Hungry Eyes at 20 seconds in, and let me see, is this a good intro intro song? Everybody, make some noise for Big J. O'Gerson. Hi Hi, Wisconsin Hi, thank you guys

How about it for your host, huh? And the staff Pretty ladies out here, huh? Pretty gals out here And old Wisconsin Songs gay homes All right, so it's not working No

Okay It's not your song I don't think it's your song I don't think it's your song Eric Harbin's hundred guys You're going to come on to something, rock it. He's going to have rock to it. How is it like gun show.

I know it's played out. What about that song? What's that song? How about By Demons Be Driven? What? Hang on, before you say no. Give me a little by demons be driven. This is a big good one.

All right. Can I do it? I'll do the intro for this one. I'm going to do the intro. Ready? You guys ready? You guys ready for the man you came to see? Ladies and gentlemen,

give it up for big. J. O'Gosie! Frank it, Lou. You know, like this to work. You got to do stuff. Oh, what's up? What's up? Keep it going for your host.

Local black dude. And your feature local girl comic. Don't forget the other five guest spots you give. And the other five guest spots all doing. seven to ten are you guys ready for the best 23 minutes of your fucking alive don't forget Dylan you gotta thank Dylan

and thanks everyone for doing doing stuff thank Paco and then they'll fade it out that's good I like that what is this fucking what do you do asshole I like that what do you do fuck face?

Hey man nice shirt fucking douchebag what's her name? Hey nice tits idiot you ding bat what's going on with those tits What's going on with your goofy tits? There's a girl with skanks last night That had just like a great rack But she was framed like right in between

I think Lewis and Jay's head The whole night So like there's just this perfect pair of tits Between them the whole show I wanted to keep pointing at them But it's like it's like You can't tell when the cameras Like which way it is

You can't tell you think it's me And Aaron Berg in the audience It was so funny She showed her nips at one point No Yeah she flashed Little nips on a big huge titty It was great

I love a flash. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a nice flash. It's a brightened everyone's day. We got a girl one time at the Creek in the Cave when we did the regs. We got a... How many years ago?

Say statute of limitations. It's a long time ago. Okay, that's probably well past this being... Creek in the Cave, so it was definitely... You couldn't prosecute this if you wanted to. Go ahead. I think it was Skank. No, it might have been Skate.

Yes, it was. Skank Fest. First. So many rapes. So many rapes by the way, aside from there already. But the girl was a... Short hair, looked like a dude. front row

you remember her I follow her I know exactly you're talking about you know I'm talking about I know exactly you're talking about but she's a

rain dove rain dove she's a that was an episode of legion of skanks she does a she does a she does a

she does a she models as a man and a woman yeah and she's she's actually pro Palestine

uh she went she went to Palestine to get food but she does man and one but she actually was so cool we thought

she was going to be problem but she pulled her she went topless right in the room. Great titties, too. Sick titties. Is that Skanks we were on?

We did an episode of Legion of Skanks at Creek. Oh, is that? When we had, I thought it was like KWD. But I got it on. Maybe what, did you do it at Creek and Cape Live? Yeah, I think it was. Okay, then maybe it was, yeah.

And we got her to take her top off. She's got massive boots. But really. They were nice. She was really thin. She took them out. She, she, they. She, I don't know.

I actually don't know what her. Her them. She's pretty as a guy. I like her as a guy. What's that? I said she's good. Come again, you said what? I said she's hot as a, you know, like a bro dude.

Yeah. Look at that. She's got big, juicy gazoobs. So crazy. Yeah, it was weird. She does have nice gazoops. It was weird. And like you said, she was a little thinner back then.

So the gazoves were great. Yeah, she's, what's that word? Androgynous? Yes. Yeah, there it is. Huh. Oh. Yeah, I don't know.

She's cool. If she's non-binary. I think she would hate us now, though. You think? I don't know. Why, because I kept my wiener? I am I, no labels, no love. Why, because I claim, because I identify as a woman, but I keep my wiener.

Well, then deal with it, Rained Dove, I'm sorry. I was just over in Norton's house doing his show. Speaking of? Yeah, speaking of. Exactly. Hey, well, brother that out. And he was like, Nikki's in the other room. She had some surgery, and I was like, not, she didn't ruin anything, did she?

She said, no. She did, um, facial feminization. What is that? It's where they mean. Who did? Nikki. She's bandaged right now. What is it?

What is it? It's where they take features. I think it's like the shaving down the Adam's apple and they like make you a little less like if you have a square jaw, I think they thin that out. It's just feminizing. Can they do that to a regular chick

who's not become a good guy? Yeah, they did it to China. Yeah. Great. I want them to do it to me. I want to look more feminine. I want a softer woman's face. Yeah, but I never transitioned.

I stay dude, but I look gorgeous. Yeah. Gorgeous. That's what I want. I want to get a. pussy but still say I'm a guy I identify as male I just wanted a pussy I just wanted a stupid I just wanted a stupid little pussy you have a nice pus and then I'm up there telling my little joky jokes people could always go you know underneath that you're a misogynist but like nah check this out you just pull your puss out

it's right I got a push why do you hate women I go hate them I am one and they go is that real and then I have to open it I have to split it form with my fingers I don't know is it is it why you come over and take a lick and a sniff Why don't you give me a lizard and tell me if that's real or not? You fucking piece of shit racist. Why don't you poke the oak and tell me? You tell me. Yeah, you're a misogynistic piece of garbage. Who's that?

That's Bruce Jenner. Okay. Okay, who's the one on the right? That's another guy who became a lady. She's cute. And another guy became a lady. That was funny. Wait, wait a minute, dude.

When old men make the transition, dude, I don't give a fuck what you say. Take me off the air. Fire me, Sirius XM. It's nothing but hilarious. seeing an old man become an old lady who gives his shit I'll tell you what's the best though is what a nice Filipino Asian

Thai one does it that one right there would get me God damn This one? Yeah that Filipino one right there I'd be nuts deep in her butt wondering why balls are hitting my balls Can we see how much?

I go are you have Do you have like mistletoe hanging from your pussy? Can we see how much it would cost to get Paco to transition to just a hot chick? I think we can't do it for $2,000. For Skagfest I'll take him on the road for a year

you take him on the road for the next year and we get him to transition to a smoking hot smoke show Filipino but you go first year I go second year okay yeah that's fine I want all the wounds to heal when I'm taking her on the road oh okay I got you I'm gonna be there for the rough parts where we have to keep

we have to keep him dilated so it's supposed he doesn't close up like a fucking yeah like a finger cut you're gonna put a Nike up his snatch just to keep it open so this isn't for boobs or BBL this is just the face between 20,000 50,000 Or more Or more Shit

We don't need Pacco Paco's face Is already pretty lady like We should get him a BBL though For sure Yeah Let's do it If we're paying for a BBL

I'm getting it Come on dude Don't waste it on you I am Jay wants a dumper You can't get a dumper Dude you look good I don't need a fucking

I need a caboose No man It's gonna look weird You can't come up with that song Then you just can't You can't come up with a different song Come on baby That's the song

Look at Big Jay With him day's Duke song I want you to. Is a man getting an ass? Yeah. Oh, I love it. I don't think you need one, dude. Just do the...

I don't say that. Dude, this is what you do. Just do the band workout with me and Jacob and the boys on Saturdays. You'll get an ass quicker than you know. No, dude. Right, Jacob? I don't got that kind of time, dude. I just want to go to sleep and wake up with a fat ass.

You know what? That's the American way to do it. Damn right, dude. God damn America. Wake up with just a fat, juicy one. Call me Jay Minaj. People are saying that they smell. Yeah.

You know what? say something really quick during healing they're saying that what's his name um who's the one with the big booty the rapper girl carty b stuff hard he broke up with her because her ass smelled no that was a it was a lie that was fake i heard her there's a lot of people that a lot of guys that he dated said her ass stinks down there smells carty b's asshole and puss smells A lot of guys that she has dated. That she's been with her, but like, yeah, she stinks. That's nuts.

I'm smelling dried cum. Oh, is it dried cum possible? I didn't know Jacob wasn't going to come up, but he did date her for a while. A rumor circulated that, circulated that Stefan Diggs broke up with Cardi B because he found her BBL to have an unpleasant smell, specifically comparing it to a trash bag. It's a rumor, but Diggs eventually responded to it by saying it's cat. Can you do me one favor? What? Because I'm from, I'm just a white dude in his 50s.

What is it? Cat. What's cat? Well, that means they weren't keeping it a buck. What? I'm sorry. So, okay, what's a buck? We're keeping a yard.

They want to keep it a yard. A yard. Yeah, they're not standing on business. You got to go ten toes to the floor. Would you have to go to this again? Okay, no, you don't. I'm sorry. I apologize.

Ten toes for the floor. Cardi B. also addresses the rumor, vehemently denying the claim and pointing out her history as a stripper emphasizing that she always had to maintain good hygiene, but this isn't nothing to do with hygiene. They're saying the rumor is that a BBL just smells. Smells. But again, it's probably blaming something for they just don't have good chemistry.

I'll tell you this, though, you have a BBL, you better clean it more than once because you're on a hot day in New York City, you're dancing, you're flying, you're walking, you take even the littlest of poops and you don't get all that poop out, that juice is going to mix with your ass juice and it's going to be in that that big thick crevice which is big like an asshole shouldn't the crevice of an asshole shouldn't be that big but because you have a BBL now there's just a lot of room there's a lot of ass armpit in there with the ass juice with the poop and now it's mixing up and if you ain't cleaning it a lot you might smell and you thought you were going to forget your master's degree thesis come on now come on that was good word for word

word for word just like you wrote it 10 toes down motherfucker 10 toes yeah man bobby kelly stands on business i'm standing on business fucking i'm giving it i'm hanging on a yard too motherfucker want to make a commitment right now to call our next specials you call standing on business and i'll go 10 toes down yeah we switch it up could i do 10 toes down sure 10 toes down and i'll do stand on business yeah there we go i'm staying on business or we both just call both of our specials baddies baddy's shot o'clock carty b she wrote some lyrics about her smelly ass came out her new song outside is widely interpreted as a disc track targeting her ex-husband offset while also referencing her new relationship with NFL player Stefan Diggs which is over

the lyrics particularly mentioning your favorite player from your favorite team he and my DM yeah that is a funny thing when a girl can get to like multiple celebrities and it does like hurt you could hurt a guy who's not a professional athlete by fucking his favorite professional athlete that would be I think he really is like his favorite player on his favorite team. Here's a thing, though. If I did her, she'd have to fuck Larry Bird, which wouldn't bother me. I'd be like, yo, go laugh. There's a lot of people I wouldn't have a problem with Christine fucking.

Tyrese Maxie would be a bad one. Joel and Bede. I think you liked that. Joel Embed. You wouldn't like that? Nah, I would. She's wrong. I would like it.

I would not have a problem with Don fucking Kevin McHale. or call your skrimski oh no i guess i mean more you know what if me and christine like separated yeah and in between that she just went and fuck do you know i mean like yeah was i fuck with joel embied for a couple weeks yeah that wouldn't i'd be like it'd be worse for you because you'd have to go fuck offspring that would suck you have to listen to this stupid music while you're fucking i'd go fuck sublime yeah oh my god dude way worse for us furry ass on armpits yeah honey to franco oh god

huh franco she said franco you said franco but she said she micro she micro corrected you i'm fine with it and i didn't like it oh i'm fine with it i didn't like it i don't give a shit i don't like it i don't care about christine's dyke rock i loved it no i don't like michael correction in any form dude you can tell anything i know what he meant michael i need to franco i'm winking at bobby right now I, Christine, don't micro-correct him ever again.

He loved it. I hated it. In any form. It's Ani DeFranco, DeFranco, I knew it he meant. You didn't, though. No. I know who Ani DeFranco is. DeFranco.

Do you know what people are for black people's song? Or white people are so scared of black people. It's white people are so scared of black people. That was that old Ron and Fez used to have that. drop all the time white people are so scared of black people it's a weird lyric for this uh hippie dip chick yeah i could tell what surrounds it what christine puts on the radio is i could tell like she has so many tells in her life based on the music playing oh they're gonna say christie's racist i hear a little defranco playing i go someone started a period you know i mean it's like that you can sit

you're watched by stuff like that right what how do you know when she wants some when she wants a piece what song is that who sure oh she wants to fuck yeah the music of seduction nothing no come on there's got to be a song nothing when she's in the mood to get down what is she playing i don't think i'm there oh okay i don't know okay so you have to hear it on the ring They ask me what she jams or clam to. I don't know. You'd have to hear it on the ring camera when she's in the pool, flicking her bean on a float.

She doesn't do the cure life. Of black people. Oh, my God. What terrible music. Not terrible music. She's brilliant. It's got awful, actually. Brilliant on guitar and prolific, but whatever.

No one ever says that she's going to guitar at all. She's not really deaf. People think she's going to guitar all the time. She's on lists. No, she's on no lists. What the fuck did you just say? She's on lists. It means nothing.

What does that even mean? What I mean? What list? Doesn't mean anything stupid. You just said she's on the list. Look how fast. Let me just say, can we see how fast she's typing to get her list up? Her Ani DeFranco stuff?

Ani DeFranco. DeFranco. The Franco. God, your voice makes me sick. Mine? No. I mean, yeah. No.

I mean, I meant yours. What lists? She's not on any list. She's not on any list. She's not on any list. Nobody has on any list. How about this? She said she's on list.

Yeah Not just list List Lists List Ani DeFranco writes the lyrics Of your heart

She really does Yep She's not on any list She's on a list And those lyrics are about Christine being afraid of black people She's on a shit list Christine

She really is on the shit list She's on a shit list Songs that will fucking make you jump off a bridge She's on my not-to-do list Yeah she's on a list If you Rolling Stone I'll tell you what, if you're on suicide watch, they won't allow you to listen to her music.

Yo, they had to get down to 250 top guitar players of all time to get her into it. There's not 250 famous guitar players. And she only plays one guitar, acoustic. Slashes on it three times for three different bands. Oh, it bugs me, her high. She has 75-inch heels. She's really short, Bobby. Yeah, well, be short.

I thought you liked yourself. She looks like Liz Mealy, and she has the same judgmental face. Yeah. They're both Italian. judgmental fucking telling people how to be father's face That's what she's doing She was, I'm a lesbian

But don't hit your kids We'll have one you fucking Bulldike Yeah, she has two Don't be too manly around you man boys Make them not manly And she's married to a man Yeah She's married to her

Is he a man? Yeah, what do you consider He's a man? He's a producer Produced then he's not a man Why didn't she have kids then Because she's got a penis She has two You said that she adopted him

No she didn't Bring up his man She made the man of her pussy Yeah So wait a second You're telling me That behind all those lyrics you love and that big old guitar, she has a stupid little pussy down there?

She's got a dumb pussy. Just a hairy little stupid hole for penises? Did the guy have to put his come in a lesbian's mouth and the lesbian just spit it into her vagina? I mean, I bet they've had a threesome or two, Bobby. Oh, Christine, so you don't have these answers. I thought you know everything about her. What's her main look like?

I thought that she was, I thought a man's cum was felched into her pussy by her lesbian lover. She's felching the pussy. Oh, man. I want to see what this man looks like Oh yeah What I say? Oh dude

This granola eating motherfucker Oh come on Is she like Jason Steinberg Fucking medium shirt bitch Listen God They live you a boring family Oh my god

Does she have money? Yeah she has money Why don't she fix her face Yeah Why don't she get better tits Yeah Why she have black people lips Why she get an overbite

Why don't she fit that teeth What's her stupid tattoo Across her chest? Yeah why she just get a chain so she can take it off and not look like an asshole why her tits different sizes but they're both small yeah why she dye her hair so it's not dirty hay red why do her nostrils go to her dimples yeah why is her elbow so weird oh she shaved her head at one point pregnant now so i can make fun of that now shave her head twice yeah yeah yeah yeah back to it's

jesus fuck that's more jarring than anything god damn it she looks like she was from the 40s in germany she looks like she looks like three-point sharpshoer reggie miller She does look like Reggie Miller. She doesn't like nothing compared to Jew. She looks like every mediocre comic in Brooklyn right now. She really is for sure. Male and female. Yeah.

Well, her music is like guitar comedy. I don't like it. I know, but the crowd likes it for some reason live. Wow. Honey DeFranco has fans. Great concerts. No, that's not true. Wonderful performer.

Really something special. She just stands there and plays guitar and sings. By herself. She has a different tuning for like every song. I'd rather go watch, I want to watch Katie Perry almost fall off of a stunt. She glues, she's super glues nails. She super glues nails and wraps an electrical tape and finger picks. Wow, ooh, she's edgy.

I'd rather watch The Cure in my house for a day and a half. Oh, one full day and a half of that concert on repeat. But only the first four songs they played. Yeah. None of the hits. None of the hits. I want all their new album. Hey, can you loop just the new stuff?

Yeah. Oh, we got to take a break, don't we? Yeah, we have to take a break. Is Fiore going to come in? Yeah. Well, we got a sweet little guest coming in. Yeah, little Andy Fury. A little Merck face.

No, Merck face is coming in? He's not coming in. Okay. He's not coming in. He's not coming in. We'll be back in. I'm not fucking going to have this guy on the goddamn show. Andy Fiore, piece of shit.

He's in the middle of doing something. Doing what? What are he's doing? He was doing something. with Attel. Do you know Annie Fury behind?

Annie Fury or Annie DeFranco? Annie DeFranco? Annie DeFranco? Annie DeFranco? Yeah. No, Ani is Bobby's telephone lover.

That's true. And I haven't talked to her all weekend. Because you've been fucking lost. No, because I was with Dawn at my son. I can't turn her on. You know, she remembers.

She turns you on. She remembers. Oh, yes, she starts talking to Max. She's like, flip over. I'll lick your asshole. And Dawn's going to be like, so, how are you going to get this place over there in a Hudson Yard? But buddy, it stops to square at the loft. Listen, we're talking about it.

We might go to the West Side. Okay. Listen, I haven't talked to her a week, so it's funny. I did pass her on to Rich Vost. And I haven't heard from him. No, you haven't. He's abusing her. And I think he has his own room at his house.

I believe Bonnie was away And I believe I sound proof I think that He's taking her to the limits He's wrecking her Oh my God I'm very interested to find out what he did

But you know Jacob Jacob was supposed to Do his thing Oh yeah Jacob Have you had a full But Robert It's me as Cupid I'm your wild and fun

16 year old girlfriend 314 Eastern standards We got to a fight I told her to stop mentioning the fucking time i go i want you to and i said it stern i was like stop she's like oh baby i'm sorry you know i and you told her stop so many

times yeah how many times can you say the same fucking thing you're gonna have to put your hands on me i mean why you mind your relationship christine okay i put hands on christine if she tells me the time i'm gonna i'm gonna i know i'm gonna put thumbs on my aunt auntie you know if christine doesn't give me time and uh weather and traffic on the ones i will fucking beat her like a real like turn her christian you see that next time you're having sex with Jay. You should just give him the time.

You're going to make me come at 2.23 a. All right, we're going to take a break. We'll be back. Christine Evans Pussy isn't on my menu. Ooh. We'll be right back. It's the bonfire.