The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Female Prostate with Che Durena

Episode Date: July 3, 2025

Jay sings a sexy theme song for the SiriusXM lobby and Bob takes it further by role playing during it. | Jay's new favorite performer is Frosted Jake who creates show tunes about everyday events. | Comedian Che Durena conducts a science experiment that includes female fluids and a beer bong. Bob learns a lot about women by watching a video of Che in his disgusting laboratory. Bobby and Jay start arguing in front of their new friend. Che Durena hosts "Dark Holes" on the Gas Digital Network and will be performing at Just For Laughs in July. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

And now the bonfire with Big Jay Olkerson and Robert Kelly Yeah, I like it this is good this is a good way we even because I know we had a rough time getting in here today because I Know there was a pride brunch today Yeah, and it was hours ago out there, and I'm sure it was prideful And I'm sure it was full of lovely gay people having gay experiences But it smells like an asshole in the part in the lobby. Yeah, it smells like Smells like butt fuck. Yeah now that could be my mind playing tricks on me because I know there was a gay event there

Yeah, and probably it's just everyone's Bo because it's so hot out there's been people walking around here all day. Probably is what it is. But I suspect also it could be the sweet lingering smell of butt fuck. And I don't know what's allowed to go on in the SiriusXM lobby. I'm not one of the higher ups. Jacob? Don't say that.

You are. Was there gay sex in the lobby earlier? Well I missed the morning. So you don't say that you are Was there gay sex in the lobby earlier I Well, I missed the morning. I don't know for sure. I don't know. I can't see yes or no DJ Lou were you here No Hmm. They did it without music, huh? Acapella gay sex. All right, black Lou. Were you here? Damn, I was You were here. Yeah, I was supposed to- You were in early. I showed up-

You came in just for that? I came in for the gay lobby acapella sex. You stayed for Bennington. I actually, I showed up for Bennington, I was supposed to do Bennington and I showed up- Go ahead, play it, Lou. And then I went into the studio, did a whole big thing and they looked at me weird and then they went, why are you here? And I was like, I'm supposed to do Bennington today.

They're like, next Wednesday. And I was like, oops. supposed to do Bennington today. They're like, next Wednesday. I was like, oops. Serious. Do you want a fun fact about gay people? Gay lobby. Do you want a fun fact? Yes. And maybe you didn't know?

Sure. Gay pride? Yeah. Guess who started it? Straight guy. The mafia. What? Yeah.

Really? The mafia, back when being gay in New York was very bad. You could lose your liquor license. They'd take away the shut down your club and you get in trouble. You get arrested. La Cacanostra? I like that. Jacob, should I come over there and slap you in the arm for that one? Maybe an arm slap maybe? They had a gay club. Serious. And they made a lot of money off of it. Gay sex.

And they paid the cops. Brunch. To stay away. Stay away, just let it, because we're making so much money on this place because all these gay people, these secret gay guys could go down there and have fun and do all this stuff and they were making tons of cash.

And then the cops finally were like, you know what, enough of this, enough of this queer stuff. And they came in and broke it up. And they went in and they were grabbing people like, there was all these transvestites and stuff, they were grabbing, checking people's if she's got a penis your rest her She's got a vagina let her go type shit And then they welcome back they had they are they

They actually the gay people fought back and were like fuck this and they started protesting and that's where the gay pride Movement happened because of this mafia gay club that the cops tried to break up. They were like, we're done with this. And now you get to live out loud. Now you get to fuck in the lobby of Sirius XM on a Wednesday in June. Once a year. So there you go. So thank you mafia. Show in the lobby and serious Serious sexism Serious sexism

No lesbian No lesbian No guys Having gay sex Serious XM lobbies But fucks 69 Poon dicks

Serious sexism Serious sexism Serious sexism XM, money talks. And... Butt fucks. Asshole walks. 69. Poot dicks. Serious XM. Isn't that wild? Isn't that crazy? It's really wild.

Mafia's like, let the queers have some fun. We'll make them money off them. They love margaritas. Charge them extra. Bobby thinks gay sex is mafia. Poppy thinks gay sex is mob. I do. It is mob. It's mob.

It's mob. Gay sex is tough mob stuff. You say you're going to work at a sanitation job, but you're just going to have gay sex and serious sex, am I? I can live. Here you go. Poppy's parking at a sanitation truck. Three blocks away.

Guys, I'm going to take a break real quick. I'll be back in around five minutes, alright? Bobby's going up. Serious upset Bobby. Hey Vinny, you want to come with me for a sec? I got to talk to you about that cement job. I'm all good, boss. Nah, nah, nah.

Come over here. Oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, yeah, yeah, we should go talk. Yeah. Vinny and Bobby. That, oh, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. No, yeah, yeah, we should go talk. Yeah. Vinny and Bobby. That's cement job, right? Doing quote unquote cement jobs. Hey, real quick, let me ask you a question.

You like cock? Gay sex. Serious sex. Me too. Take yours out, let me see what you got. Green pies. Yeah, look at that. Cum farts.

Serious sex ham. Yeah, you wanna cool down? Waiting. Mail loads. Why don't you come in my Cadillac for a second? A bobby. Serious sex ham. I'm gonna kick the AC on and maybe we can jerk each other off for lunch instead of eating.

It's brunch. Boo cocky at Sirius XM. All the donuts are glazed if you know what I mean. Oh yeah, constant butt sex in the middle gym at Sirius XM. I Serious Religious serious Formerly just serious. Damn. That's hot. That's how gay crowd. None of us got invited. None of us got invited to it.

I did. Really? You didn't get your flag in the mail. I barely got an invite to the Red Hot Chili Peppers concert last time. You think you're gonna invite me to gay sex in the lobby? That seems like elite. What's the, well.

That's higher ups. I don't even know what that was. When was the Red Hot Chili Peppers thing? Ooh. Whoa. I shouldn't go off for tickets. No, it was before. It was genuinely before you did the was. When was the Red Hot Chili Peppers thing? Ooh. Whoa. You shouldn't be offered tickets. No, it was before. It was genuinely before you did the show.

It was the last time. It was like one of the Apollo, second time they were doing the Apollo shows, I think. And I got offered. I think they were like, you can have a ticket. I'm OK. Thank you. I never asked for it.

Every concert I go to, I just buy tickets. I don't even think to ask anymore. Outside of a, where I'll buy tickets. I don't even think to ask anymore outside of, or I'll buy them through like CAA or through just like SeatGeek, but I really do not like, I never think to ask SeriousXM for tickets. Cause it's gonna hurt my feelings every time they go, tried bro, I'd rather just get it myself and just know.

I didn't even know we could ask our agent for tickets for stuff, I never thought about that well, yeah, so I think get it for free you'd think but Mostly those pass it on to the ticketing thing where you just get face value tickets Yeah, and plus the people that are getting those tickets are the agents if there is free tickets Yeah Well listen I assume we don't get free tickets over here a lot because I got to keep a lot of mouth shuts because of all the

Lobby gay sex that goes on at Pride Brunch. Bobby and Vinny exploring each other's bodies in the lobby. Serious XM, XM. Hey Jay. XM. Come here, check out this. Vinny's got something to show you, Jay.

Vin, nah, I'm good, I'm good on the site. Come over here, I wanna see. He's got a little move he something to show you, Jay. Vin, nah, I'm good, I'm good on the site. Come over here, I wanna see. He's got a little move he wants to show you. Oh, Vinny's gonna show me a move, huh? Let me get in there, where we doing this at? Right over here, behind the porta party. At the lobby. Serious sex, Sam.

Look through that hole, right there, Jay. Put your eye up to that hole. Looks like there's something in the hole already. Look in there, I got a surprise for you. What's that? I'm gonna put my mouth on the's something in the hole already. Ah, look in there. I got a surprise for you. What is that? I'm gonna put my mouth on the other end of the hole. You surprised me, eh? Hey, happy birthday to you.

Bobby, and Vinny, and Jake. Gay sex, serious sex, and exam. Hey, Jacob, come here for a second. What are you doing over there with that cute little jacket on a jacket on a jacket with a vest and a shirt? You look hot, why don't you take one of those off? Get over here. I am kind of hot.

Yeah, you look a little hot and I mean that in two different ways. Now Jacob's involved. With Bobby. Jacob, I'm gonna ask you a question, you like sangria? Vinnie and Jack, K-Sex, a serious sex-am. Get over here and grab yourself a silly cup. That's great, thanks Bobby. Yeah, hey, why don't you put a straw on that

and show me how you can wrap your lips around a straw. Now look, give me straight up justify my love instrumental. It's always coming down to gay sex, serious sex, and... see you know. Yeah, but you want you know serious XM does support pride month because we allow gay sex here in the lobby Real quick you seen the DJ Lou around I've seen him. Yeah Jacob, real quick, you seen DJ Lou around? Ooh. I seen him. Yeah? He works with his hands. Let me ask you a question.

You think he'd be- You know how to work the keys. You think he'd be into maybe dancing backwards in the lobby with us? DJ Lou, could I twist your buttons? Hey, DJ Lou, come here for a second. Just gonna check your levels. DJ Lou, how you doing? Make sure everything is even.

Sounds good. How's that new girlfriend doing? You all right with that? Is it going good? She can't satisfy him like you can. I'm busy right now, Bob. Yeah, you're kinda busy. Gay sex.

Hey, look, listen. Serious sexing. That's the way I like you, I like you busy. I like your little fingers twinkling around on the board, if you know what I'm saying. He's playing coy. DJ Luke is playing coy. Why don't you turn that scally cap backwards

and get to work, DJ. Go down, down. Hey guys. Then lick my brow. You guys really wanna get this party started? Yeah. Where's Black Lou? Let's really funk this up.

Uh oh. I'm sick of all these mediocre peckers. I want a nice can. Bobby. Black Lou. Hey man. How you doing buddy? Chillin, you know, on the construction site. Yeah man, let me ask you a question.

Oh no. Can you touch your toes? Oh god. No, I can't even reach past my knees, pal. Well, let me see, I'm gonna try, you know, because I heard the older you get, you should be able to touch your toes. Now it sounds like he's gonna have to do it. Uh, sure, yeah, I can do that. Alright man, just do it that way. Face away from me, Jacob, DJ Lou, and Jay. You're not prepared for this, Stephanie. Yeah, hey. Oh, alright.

You know, maybe this will help you a little better. Unbuckle your belt buckle just a bit. Hold on, you know, play out, I don't really do that gay stuff. Yeah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, I'm trying to help you out with life. It's gonna get your circulation going. That's serious sex, Sam. Hey, hey, Black Lou, let me take a quick swipe. It's okay. All right, you can get a swipe.

Ah, god damn, what the hell's up there, huh? Ha ha! Now here's my Venote. Welcome to the lobby. Ha ha ha. Welcome to the lobby. You know what? It was worth 500 bucks.

On a good day. Hey, do me a favor. Can you tell Christine to beat it? She's ruining the vibe. Oh, you gotta go. We could probably use her small fists. Now, in a second, get her little hands back in here and have her do that O-A-C-O-A.

What the hell is that? Christine's gonna get you ready. For black glue. And gay sex. At Sirius XM. Christine, touch your thumb to your index finger and your middle finger like when you're telling us what's what.

Yeah, now stick that right in my butt, come on. Jacob. I'm gonna be yelled at by a woman while I'm dominated by a man. Yeah. Christine, look at Jay's face and spit it and tell him he's a loser. Tell me my dick's little. I'll tell your dick's little because it's in my ass right now.

Oh, I'm so hard for you. I love it. Let me tell you something. Man gay sex, but serious sex, Sam. Dan Soda didn't know what he was missing. He was too uptight. He didn't like the direction the show was going. Yeah, you're goddamn right. That's why you tapped on my shoulder and said, hey, Bobby, I think you might be into this. He's got no buddy

With gay sex serious sex him Hey guys, we're gonna wrap this up we're gonna go do a show So let's get some baby wipes clean up Jake. I put put your jackets back on black little pull your pants up your nut Gay sex serious sex Formerly serious Serious XM, XM, formerly serious. Oh boy. I think I see Scott Greenstein in the corner. I'm gonna go try to have gay sex. Serious XM.

I guess I'll try some more sexy around here. No one hits on me. Why? What are you gonna wear? I don't know. Maybe more revealing clothes. How can you get more sexy? Probably just maybe go a little higher with these shorts.

I've been tanning my thighs more and thinking about showing a lot more thigh. Really? Yeah, if you're gonna work out in this lobby, dude, you gotta be ready to go. You should get yoga pants and just cut one leg off, like that track star. You notice when we came in that the guy,

what's his name? Did we just call him Boris, or is that his actual name? I think it's Vladimir. I think Serge. Is it Serge? Yeah. Serge, the Russian guy out actual name? I think it's Vladimir. I think it's Serge. Is it Serge? Yeah. Serge, the Russian guy out front. Not there today.

He was. I don't know what he saw. I know what he saw. He was actually in the bathroom. I bumped face to face with him. Did you really? Was he hiding in there from all the gay sex in the lobby and serious sex stuff?

He was actually shorter. I don't know why he got shorter. I wonder if the Pride Brunch was delightful. Yeah, probably was. What's not delightful about a pride brunch I'm sure I wonder what it was There you go. Look at those mimosas. What I? Knew they had mimosas. Oh man, come on My god, my god, they have no they we get fucking salsa chips

I mean baked Cheetos. We get small water. Oh, what do I have to wear drag to get fucking sushi in this place? What is, what is? Is that turkey sandwiches on a... No, it's egg and cheese sandwiches on bread. And then cream cheese and rocks. Gay sex, serious...

Everything is creamy. ...egg sandwich, pride brunch, gay sex, serious, sushi... Is that it? Yeah, just this one. Ball bags, oysters, and shrimp. Was anybody... is that it? Nobody else was here? I think that's it. I think that's all page six put up. This place was glowing with pride.

Michelle Obama was there and Taylor Swift? No, this is just their other stuff. Oh, come on. True Classic T-shirts was there? Michael Douglas was there? Oh, dude, Paris Hilton before and after was there? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I need you. You know I timed it perfectly now, I've watched it enough. Have you heard of Super Bowl champions?

The Eagles from Philadelphia. I went there once, hi. Don't worry, the season's ahead of us. You're gonna hear that song a lot. As many wins as they have, Monday morning will be how many? Oh yeah, it's a hit. I'm making that. The guy's a star.

You can follow the guy. He writes a song about anything, by the way. Isabella follows him and showed me that he's also sent a message to Iran. Did he? Yeah, he liked Iran not to bomb us, and by us he means the US. It's a beautiful, beautiful song.

I don't think he thinks anything seriously enough. Does he do this? Who is he, Jay? Does he do this chest slap to Iran? Who is he? I tell you what, he'd be a star in the lobby at Sirius XM. Frosted Jake, you know what that means. Yeah.

All over his face. Jizz, Jizz Jacob, Jizz. Oh, Jacob knows. Looks like he's starting his own sauvignon blanc. Nice. He's starting what? He has his own. He's making his own white wine.

No, wait, no, that's the name of his album. That's funny. Oh. She thought she was starting his own wine business. I thought he was starting his own wine. He's a champion. He's the lead singer at Tool. Give us an about.

Give us an about. OK. He's from Los Angeles. Now in Brooklyn. Okay. So we can get him in. Yeah. Oh. If he lives in Brooklyn, we should have him come in and sing that song. Yeah, we should have him come. We should have him come.

And then have him sing the song afterwards. When he's nice and relaxed. Yeah. Yeah. You could be Frosted Bob. He has studied English and computer science at the University of Chicago. Maybe this is our new camera guy. Look at our Paco. His work has been featured by Hulu, HBO Max, TMZ, and Fox News.

He's made brand new videos for Jimmy Choo, Apple TV, Jansport, Poppy, and more. I like to balance the earnest and the absurd. I think I like him. You see after Fox News, you wrote LOL. Yeah. I think I like him. What do you think about Jay? To kick off the football season in studio performance if we can get him

After the game games on a Thursday So that Monday when the Eagles and I'm sorry Lou inevitably trounce the Cowboys You don't think that's gonna go a different way. I Absolutely think come on you're out of your mind you guys have lost a lot of players You don't think that's gonna go a different way. I absolutely think so. Come on, you're out of your mind. You guys have lost a lot of players. We've gained. Ooh, ooh.

You haven't lost. We lost them. Did you lose somebody on the offensive line? You lost them all. We had 700 offensive linemen, everyone's fine. Buddy, you lost all those players, dude. You lost all those players, it's gonna be a debacle. Listen, catch us week 11 or so,

whenever they play later in the season, who knows? But you're getting Saquon Barkley, everybody's there day one. That's gonna be a debacle. Listen, catch this week 11 or so, whenever they play later in the season, who knows? But you're getting Saquon Barkley, everybody's there day one. That's gonna be a massacre. He lost some secondary too, I believe. Dude, you lost a fifth, Derry. You lost a fifth, Derry. Old man.

Buddy, aren't you gonna, wasn't he on Madden? Isn't he gonna get hurt? Isn't that the? That is scary. Yeah. That is a little scary. Well, that's what I said, game one. Although historically, Madden, the curse, is actually hitting pre in preseason where it's like an injury that they can't play that season at all

It's happened before I think Mike was Michael Vick a bad one of that We had missed a year. No, I think Michael Vick. Oh, that's what it was No, he was on the cover and then he fought dogs illegally to the death. That was different That's gonna be that's not gonna be on field problems with Saquon Barkley. It's like, oh, he's on the cover of Madden. Oh my God, he's got a bunch of children in crates in his basement that he has sex with. Oh my God.

Jesus. The Ballad for Caesar salad. Come on, this guy's got great songs. I want to hear the Iraq song. Yeah, you have to go to his YouTube. Iran, Iran. There's a Ballad for Luigi the guy murdered that guy Instagram or whatever Ballad for Luigi they got he shot the guy shot. Oh god. We got to hear ballad for Luigi

What a weird look he'll do a ballad for it's the last one the actress. That's it. Maybe see what this is Thank you for killing that guy Luigi Does he do the chest slap on all? Thank you for killing that guy Luigi Then half the world declare you're fine Luigi, you're so pretty And I know you're in hot water But the comments say you're being framed Luigi, wanna kiss me And I hope you plead insanity So capitalism's plain

How many of us, I think it's a girl Who comes in tonight Buddy, she should be in all them We could have really wooed this guy this afternoon at pride brunch, what about the new pope we fucked up We should have figured out who this was earlier and got him here for pride brunch. What if he's not gay what? If he's not gay I'll suck your dick on air. All right, wait a second. Let's put this down. If he's not gay, you're going to suck my dick.

On air. In front of him. To completion. And then he's going to make a song. You got to start hard. Jay's gay? I got to start hard, right? I'm making my peptides.

I'll be there. Just start hard for me. I'll be there. Yeah, I got you. I don't want to get you high. I'll be weirded out that I'm turning you on. I know functionally I can make you come quick though. Yeah, but it'd also feel terrible if you couldn't get me hard.

I would feel terrible about that. That'd suck. I'm like, Dave, I don't do it for you. Squeeze my fucking tits together. Oh, here we go. Well, what's this one? This is, I ran. I ran, you wanted to hear it.

Oh, yeah. There's also, we have new propo on time too. Listen, I want to hear a couple of these. Right, please don't bum us, and by us, I mean the U.S. This is so much better than that. It's gone through my for you, then the headline shook me through. Google how to stop a war Cause it feels wrong Didn't know what to do

But Google had a clue She said the answer was through song Hey, it run Please don't bomb us And by us I mean the US Like I did a major in polycyan Major in English

So I'm sorry if this is insensitive But say I'm a drug Little candles that appear From the conflict over there Hoping everyone remains strong I need my help I can't provide my help And my help is this gorgeous on the hit it run

Please don't bomb us, and by us I mean the US Like I did a major, I'm an English major, so I'm sorry if this is an insensitive message, hate it right Please don't problem us This is really scary, like really really scar- right I won't make sure to vote and stay safe And raise up the voices of the oppressed And vote for what you believe in I'll read more, I'll vote right I'll raise my voice

Can this guy come in and do this behind us talking the entire show like not stop singing about what we're doing now But he's getting upset with the micro corrections and Jay's looking at his Oh That would be great By it must be so fun to be that gay Seems it seems like so you do think he's gay um Yeah, but I just still want to roll the dice that you blow me. I have a feeling though when we find out that you're gonna have to blow me. Wait a minute.

What? That wasn't the deal. No, every bet, the reverse is true. Is that how every bet works? We say we bet $20. It's not like if you win you get $20 from me and if not, it's over. It's not fun. Me blowing you is not fun.

What are you talking about? You blowing me is awesome. No, not, it's over. It's not fun. Me blowing you is not fun. What are you talking about? You blowing me is awesome. No, I think it is fun. No, because I'm- I talk nonstop. I'm gonna do this, I'm gonna shove your head in my butthole and jerk off over your head like this. Oh, that's not blowing.

I'm like, oh, oh, you want it to go faster? Lick! That's not blowing, dude, that's licking. Lick! Lick in your butthole. Look, no, you have to, we have to handle each other's situation down there until we finish. Then he writes a song about it.

Bobby and Jay, one gay, but then they're so gay. Bobby had a premature ejaculation. He came real fast because of Jay's soft hands. God, this guy is funny. Go to a different song. He has so much passion. Yeah. He really just shoots passion out on words.

He can really play music. Yeah. He can sing. Is this the pope? Yeah. Let me hear this. I hope that this pope likes the gays. I hope that this pope knows that gays are great.

Sometimes religion isn't good to people who are queer So through this song I'm trying to fool and sweet your fear I hope that this pope likes the gays And that Bessie Leo likes the gays Ah! Oh wow, he gets serious at the end there. He really hopes that the pub likes the games. I like that. Can I hear the bow for Caesar salad please? Dude, I'm gonna close all my sets like that. I'm gonna go like this. Guys, thank you so much for coming out. God bless. The bow to Caesar salad.

Caesar salad, have you ever had it? It's so good and crunchy. I love his tit drums. Caesar salad, I would recommend it if you're having a party. You can catch every one of these songs. Through tons and beyond anything I've ever dreamed of. And no one...

Ten drums are my favorite new instrument. ...will have to work instead. We should join Black Step teams. And that sucks. Black Lou, what do you have to do to make us cue dogs? Brandis? I'll do it. Can I hear the tariffs? Ballad for tariffs? Of course.

The Iran one's long, most of them are 30 seconds. I love when he gets political. Tariff, more like what if we didn't do that? Like what if we ends over that temperature? Or like tear apart the layers of history we have with other countries? I'm so confused, cause I don't want to pay anymore for an iPhone or AirPods. My country's bruised, we're in the garden in a country run by frogs It's so passionate.

He's put so much passion on words. The last one I'll ask, because I just don't understand why he would make a song for her, the ballad for Carrie Coon. Who's Carrie Coon? She's an actress. She's just a... This is a song for Carrie Coon. You look amazing, girl. And when he went to the fight I was proud of you For taking advantage of the whole damn world Your friends are totally rude

Like why would Jacqueline kiss that dude I don't understand the references but I love it I'm rooting for you And I hope you don't get shot Can you do Costco? a ballad for Costco? There's no place better in the world than Costco The Dramingo Back to your house you go

My 21st birthday Hey ho, hey ho, Costco, hey ho, where'd the Costco go? Hello, I love you so Costco, hey ho, do they have you in Musco, Russia? I love you so Tonight She's really singing. Jay's so into this right now. Oh, Jay's singing. Tonight. Tonight.

Tonight. Can we hear the original one again? I want to see that chick. Tonight. Tonight. I can tell whenever y'all just jump in and say tonight at the end is my favorite. Tonight, tonight.

Wait, that's not it. Oh, my lord. What is this? That's a woman who was with a serial killer in a coffee shop. Really, she filmed him? Well, she filmed him because he came and sat right next to her.

He sat right next to her and she got really uncomfortable, so she moved. Later that day, on the news, the cops arrested him for murdering a bunch of people. Gilgo. Yeah, he came right over and sat next to her, like just looked at her. I was drinking his coffee, she's like, ah, excuse me.

He was just like a weird Long Island guy. Long Island serial killer. Yeah. Yeah, crazy. I remember that was happening. He was fucking a big dude too. Yeah, go give us a taste. Jeff Dye doesn't like the song. Why? I don't know.

He put Jake Gyllenhaal head shaking his head. Oh, hell no. As a little gift. Jeff Dye, Jeff how dare you he would like it if we got him into it he's wrong yeah maybe sure this one Eagles yeah and plus he doesn't know the art of tit drums heard of the Super Bowl champions the Eagles from Philadelphia I went once hi, chilling hearts don't heal me it should be illegal so I say go birds and fly Eagles fly, cool cool like an eagle fly fly like a man, throw throw like a monster as hard as you can Devon takes me as my heart And I'm romance can't stop Tonight Tonight

Ever heard of the Super Bowl? Well, I tried to vamp as long as possible, but you know if we play more than 30 seconds of music I'm getting my ass jammed up in court. So we have to jump in. Bobby very discreetly did like a, I have to run to the bathroom real quick, like he was going to piss and come back. I guess it turned into a shit. Jacob, that is your thoughts? Yeah, because two things.

He texted us from the, obviously while he was out, and I went in to pee myself, and there was one stall door shut. Oh yeah, so he's in there shitting for sure. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that's not Bobby. That's Paco. Hey Paco.

I wanted to say something, like, is that you Bobby? But if it wasn't, then it's weird. They wouldn't have answered yeah but I don't want to make it uncomfortable in there you only talking to people when they shit it's when you get the most truth because they just they wanted to be over with yeah yes yes yes I fucked your sister yes stop talking to me through the door please well while we wait for Bobby to get back I will introduce our guest first first time on the show.

Big summer for him. He's going to be on the Nasty Show, the Just For Laughs Festival, July 16th to the 23rd, and then headlining Club Soda on July 26th. That's all part of the Just For Laughs Festival. After that, Denver, Appleton, Wisconsin, and La Jolla for tickets and all of his tour dates. Go to cheyderena.com. You could also listen to Dark Holes with Chey Derena and Two Goons wherever you find your podcasts, two podcasts on fire. How about it for the hilarious Chey Derena joining the show, what's up?

Thank you man, I appreciate it dude. How you guys doing? Thanks for being here. I know, I wanna wait for Bobby to get into it hardcore, but I already started asking around for the thing. I saw you on a social media thing with a porn star that I follow. And I was like, damn.

And only because the way she presents herself in pornography was just like, there's no way after they shot this scene that she wasn't like, hey, can I just gulp up your cum real quick and have you fuck my ass? Is that cool? I talked to her, so I interviewed her once, and she's very, it's like super authentic.

Like there's a lot of those like multi-dude gang bangs where I'm like, this is fake, it's a publicity stunt. Like she's, everything she does is like legit. Oh yeah. I even, I asked her, hey Bobby. Welcome back, bud. I'm sorry. Why?

I was in there, I was going to the bathroom, I was gonna get out, but then a bunch of hip hop dudes came in the bathroom and I didn't wanna come out. out but then a bunch of hip-hop dudes came in the bathroom And I didn't want to come on Jacob I know it wasn't he came in and I was about to come out when he was there But then after him a whole bunch of hip-hop guys came in and I didn't want to come out of the stall Why I felt embarrassed because they know I was taking a poopy is because you have to shave your head and you have kept him Picard hair

That hurts Jay nobody knew that because it's radio because you have to shave your head and you have Captain Picard hair? Well, that hurts, Jay. Nobody knew that because it's radio, you fucking asshole. I just had to get close to see it. Oh, look who showed up. Jean-Luc Picard hair. Look who just showed up. Paco?

Paco's been here, man. You were shitting forever. Where's the skimmer set up? That's later. Oh, why have it when the guest is here? So you walked in. Why record when he shows up? Hi, buddy.

How you doing, man? Good to see you again. Good to see you again, man. You walked in on Bobby, me asking Che, because I saw him. I think I told you this, too. He was in a skit with a porn star that I follow. And she portrays herself as such an open hole of just fuck anybody please get in here and fuck me That I assumed that you had to fuck her crazy after that you said everything she does is pretty authentic

Oh, yeah, yeah, like she I I asked her I was like do you like come like when you do this She was like no like it's all just cuz I want to be used I was like that's crazy But yeah, she's really about it. She's gearing up to do a 5,000 dude gangbang over a week. Well, didn't the last girl that just did that have to go to the hospital? There was a girl, yeah, and at night. You gotta pace yourself. Yeah.

It's about pacing. Yeah. Life is about that, anything you do. Yeah. You have to love it, but you have to pace yourself. You gotta pace yourself. Yeah. You gotta be smart about it.

I've done 30,000 hours of stand-up comedy, but not in a row. That would be crazy. Exactly. Exactly. You spread've done 30,000 hours of stand-up comedy, but not in a row. That would be crazy. Exactly, exactly. You spread out the 10,000 hours. Yeah, one of these chicks is gonna get to 10,000 hours of gang bangs. Yeah. Absolutely. Do you know Kazumi?

No, not by name. The biggest Asian porn star right now, and she was doing like 50 dude gang bangs before she was even in porn. She was just doing it for fun. She would go on Craigslist and get guys to come just gang bang. That's like cl even in porn. She was just doing it for fun. She would go on Craigslist and get guys to come just. That's a clubber Lang training.

This is a good thing. She's in a real dirty gym. You do all your fancy gang bangs with vivid. I'm down here doing 50 guys just for the love. Just to get better at it. Real quick. You know, because, you know, they have these eating competitions and they get a trophy and a bunch of money.

What do you get when you do the 50 hours of gang banging? What's the problem? I mean, it's yeah, AIDS for sure. What do you get when you do the 50 hours of game banking? What's the prob? I mean, yeah, AIDS for sure. You get the hives? Like old hives, like a Ridge hiv? But if you do it right, you should get $200,000 to your OnlyFans probably that month. If you do it right.

Yeah, if you do it right. Now, here's the thing about you, and I said this to you before. You're kind of into perverted stuff, but you're very classy about it. Yeah You have a certain je ne sais quoi. Yeah about your I think I'm more curious I always found it like absurd that we're so like I was supposed to feel so shameful about sex But it's what we think feels the same way. Yeah. Yeah, you feel you horny guy. No, he's shameful

That's why he wears all the jackets full of shame. He's not cold. He's just shame. You gotta hide the body Yeah, yeah Yeah, so I was like let's I want to explore this stuff a little bit. So everyone's so horny Yeah, turn the lights on so the camera how long does five thousand is it? It's never no she's she wants to over the span of a week I think fucking verna herdslock should do a documentary on this, like this is, it's honestly crazy, yeah. That's a good director for that. 5,000 guys, I mean you stop enjoying it.

You're definitely not enjoying it by guy. 40? Yeah. Yeah. Not me. But I, it's funny, and I've said this a bunch in the show, that. You love cock?

I love cock, it's crazy. You said it a lot. No, it's those gang bang. I don't know what everyone's draw to the gang bang is. It's just to me, and again, it's less weird to me. Yeah. It's hot, I guess, in its own way, that a girl would go, I wanna do a 20 guy gang bang at home.

Like I get that that's hot. But in pornography, it's the damage to me that a girl's like, hey, the that's hot, but they're in pornography It's the damage to me that a girl's like hey the camera set all right However many guys just fuck my dumb holes, and I'm gonna go home. It's something about like the separation of like And I said it draws back to when China and Korea was doing porn and let Ron Jeremy just stuff his soft wiener in I'm always like God You are such a fall from grace. Did you say you get her wanting to do 20 guys

in her apartment? No, no, no. You understand that? No, no, no, I'm saying, I said that's hot in the sense because the girl's being a real slut for herself. I think she enjoys it. It's a weird thing to do it on camera. And what makes it hot on camera

is not when they're faking enjoying it it's almost more when they're like him now go ahead the one after the other like the openness about it just sure wants to take a shot yeah the no it's it's getting like to a crazy point where I think someone's gonna go for a stunt that's like I don't know seven thousand or they're gonna do try to do I'm gonna do 2,000 in one day, and if so many people will have done it, that no one's gonna care,

and they're not gonna get the benefit. I'm gonna do that. It's gonna be me. Why is nobody jump to? I'm gonna try to take 30,000 guys in one day. Dude, that'd be huge. What someone should do is start a new thing that you're doing a number of

so you can get in ground level with the least amount. I'm gonna get DP'd, two in the pussy, one in the ass. I'm gonna be the first person to have seven guys do that to me, do you know what I mean? It's like set a low bar for a brand new thing. I'm gonna fuck only comics though, like famous comics. Famous comics, okay. I like that. I'm gonna fuck only comics though, like famous comics.

Famous comics. Okay, I like that. I'm gonna end off with Jerry Seinfeld. Oh, hell yeah dude. Oh, I came. Yeah. Hang your bum. But you start with Ornie Adams.

I start, yeah. I say, Bobby, I came in your ass. Ah, Bobby, I'm fantastic. I think you're right in that, what these chicks are doing with the how many dudes can I bang, it's very like evil, Knievel stunt kind of thing. If we had a chick do like, hey, I'm going to like, almost like what's his name, Houdini.

Like if you had her in a glass case, and she's like, I'm going to suck this dude's dick until he comes, and lowers a pit of piranhas. And if he doesn't jizz in time, she falls into the piranhas. That's great. Now we're coming up with fucking good. I like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Now we're cooking with gas. Here's what I love about you. I sent a thing in the text, right? Did you get it? Yeah, is it? Okay. Is this right? No, no, no, no.

Oh, the liver king, yeah, he's going to jail. No, not him, no, it was about you. Being in the sphere, by the way, maybe you want to protect your boy a little. Why? The liver king went to Austin to kill Joe. a little because he was the liver King was went to Austin To kill I'm an ambassador for the Rogan sphere. I'm not in okay Austin. Okay. I'm out here I'm out here boots on the ground in New York

No, you did something In a very it was it was disgusting. Yeah perverted. Yeah and awful, but you did it in such a Yeah. Perverted. Yeah. And awful, but you did it in such a sophisticated way. Yeah. Because you wore a suit. Yeah, absolutely.

It's like a guy who tells dirty jokes but has a suit on. Yeah. Somehow makes it better. Yeah. He did a... Did you get it, Christine? Yeah, I got it right there. He did a squirt. He had a girl squirt and then pee and he did a blind taste test on which one was better.

Not just any girl, Joanna Angel. Legendary porn star, Joanna Angel. She does not like me. Didn't you drink her squirt or something like that? No, not her squirt. That was Gigi Dior. We let it marinate it too long. Oh, and it was bad.

It was horrific. I got it fresh. He got fresh. I mean, this how fresh he got it. He made a device, a squirt catcher. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. That's bad. It was horrific. Yeah, I got it fresh. He got fresh, I mean this how fresh he got it. He made a device, a squirt catcher. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. That's great.

Oh, she's hot, yeah. Play this clip, this is fucking crazy, dude. Yeah. That's probably an ad. Me and Ralph had a Asian girl piss in both of our mouths. I'm sorry, I didn't know that. I wouldn't have took this job if I knew that. Squatted over us and just took a hot piss in our mouths.

Are you kidding me? You had a girl squat on your face and piss in your mouth. It's sterile. It's what? Yeah, I don't doing it weekly I'm saying it was a show do we know that you're not doing it weekly Yeah, where were you Thursday getting pissed in my mouth? That's why you got a house in I can't lie if you ask. Yeah. All right. I was not so I'm getting pissed Yeah, you're not getting a basketball court putting you put in a fucking piss a piss floor put your backyard That's why you got a house in Jersey. I can't lie if you ask. All right, I was nonstop getting pissed in my mouth. You're not getting a basketball court put in. You're putting a fucking piss floor put in your backyard.

Sometimes you gotta get pissed in your mouth for content. Look how adorable he looks. He's in a suit and he actually has a little handkerchief in his pocket. I think it was like it just came, it's so shut. It's really cheap, but it does look nice. He made a piss catcher with a funnel, a tube, and a jar. And this girl is going to, I believe she's going to squirt first, because she has a vibrator

on her clitoris. And she peels her bikini behind, and then she squirts. How long did it take her to squirt though? It didn't take her super long. I would say maybe about five minutes or so maybe even less than that But she was like really working it up and when she gets it going, holy shit. Was it good, dude? Like the arc on it is nuts. It's crazy. It looks like you're doing an interview with her pussy Yeah, like if that was a microphone, yeah, Howard Coasell Sal. Yeah

Definitely a pro. This is this is when I saw this I was just fucking unbelievable Yeah, yeah, and the color difference between squirt She's definitely a pro. This is, when I saw this, I was like, this is fucking unbelievable. Yeah, yeah. And the color difference between Squirt, because I said to you, I thought P, I thought Squirt was P. And Piss were the same thing. Same thing. That's what Dawn tells you so she can piss on you.

I wish Dawn pissed on me. She'd do something with that fucking vagina. She pisses, she pisses. Yeah, she pisses. Ugh, sounds like a horse. But you said that it's different because it's the what? The prostate. The skein gland, the female prostate.

That's where the squirt comes from. Okay, yeah, yeah. Okay, so it's not a prostate, it's the skein gland, which is similar to the- It's the equivalent to the female prostate, yes. A male has a prostate. Yes, yes. Okay, okay, great.

He's learning. Because I went home last night and I was like, this kid pissed up. Bobby, you're 54 years old and you don't know anything about a woman. That is. Were you handsome and in shape for so long that you never discovered these things?

He's teaching you things like he's your father. I'm sorry, you piece of shit. I don't have people piss on me. I'm sorry I'm not a fucking gutter filly douche where girls piss in my mouth I had said was on a show dude. That's worse you fucking fat fuck getting pissed on in your mouth is disgusting Sarah yeah, it's not sterile It's piss you piece of shit stop trying to make piss in your mouth a normal Tell it we talk about if you get the Ben's you should should drink it. If you get a Stingray Sting, pisses are great.

It's disgusting. Stop making me, shaming me for being normal. You should be more in the piss. Yeah. Fuck you. It's supposed to be good for your skin and shit too. It's not good for your skin. I have fantastic skin I've never been pissed on.

Yeah, sure you haven't. All right, you fucking got me, Jay. Is that what you wanted? Yeah. I get pissed on all the time. It's always raining piss on you. But it's only from men, elderly men. Yeah. It right, you fucking got me, Jizz. Is that what you wanted? Yeah. I get pissed on all the time. It's always raining piss on you. But it's only from men, elderly men. Yeah.

It keeps you young. Doesn't matter, the enzymes are still there. Buddy, get the fuck out of here. I don't like piss. I don't like pee, and I don't like, I don't like whatever you call it, squirt. Squirt, yeah. I don't like it.

You were gonna say Jizz. I was gonna, I like Jizz. Yeah. That's why I pulled back. I love Jizz. Jizz, creamy Jizz is fucking sweet. Well, some of it's like clear, but some of it's cloudy. Yeah, like the pre-comb, I love. And then it gets thick. That's great. But it's not a lot.

That's like the kefir on top of the milk. Wow. How do we fuck it? No, but the thing that disgusts me about it is just so much of it. Yeah. It just never, and you can see in your face, you're not too happy. I know what it was with me was I was so worried about getting the shot so much of it. It just never, and you can see in your face, you're not too happy. No, what it was with me was I was so worried about getting the shot. Cause this was, it was not like we could do another squirt.

She had one squirt in her and I had to nail it. A true squirter can squirt multiple times. But it's like this is gonna be the big one. Cause you're gonna empty the tank, right? So I was like, we gotta get it, it has to fill up into the jug. I can't cheat the people, and I didn't wanna like scrape it off of the ground.

That dilutes the product. That's terrible, why would you gotta do that? You're a fresh squirt. Yeah. It's a desperation you have. Jacob, would you let a girl squirt on you? No. What?

Only in you? All right. No. All right. Christine, have you ever been- Guy loves cream pies. Have you ever been squirt on? Ew. Did you like it? You did? Who doesn't like squirt on? Ew.

Did you like it? You did? Why you be? Who doesn't like squirt? You're crazy. Me? Raise your hand if you don't like squirt. That's so gay, dude.

Raise your hand if you don't like squirt. That's gay? It's gay not to like squirt, yeah. No it's not, dude. I just, look it, man, I just don't like it. You're gay, you're a gay guy. I don't care about it, that's fine, I'll be gay. I'll fuck it, I can go to the lobby, you can't.

I'm not allowed in this lobby. I didn't say I didn't like But stuff I just don't like squirt squirt from women. Yeah Dude, I saw squirt view for the first time when I was like 14 I was just like ripping to the internet and I immediately was like this is beautiful. It's gross. It's so good I had have you ever seen Cytheria say theory squirts like a fire hose. Do you know I'm talking about? Come on. Yeah I mean, Cytheria, Cytheria squirts like a fire hose, dude. You know what I'm talking about? Come on.

Yeah, Cytheria's amazing. You guys are two peas in a pod, you dirt balls. No, I'm sorry. I don't, I don't, look at, I don't know. We're gonna kid a wall though, because I don't know anybody new, really. I like stopped at my thing, and like Cytheria's probably around the last

where I knew a bunch of like the pros. Now you can't keep up because there's hundreds of, a thousand of them. I wanna say this though, I don't mind like, people peeing on people. I don't like, oh you're a piece of shit for having it done. I mean, I'm joking. I don't like drinking it.

I feel bad that we just made you feel terrible about not liking squirt, it's okay dude. No, you're out of your mind. I fucking, I feel fantastic that I never had anybody piss in my face You're gay guy. You should feel terrible. You're just such a lonely scumbag that you I don't piss in my mouth I want likes next to Ralph and you did it with Ralph. What a weird you did it with fucking Frankenstein Oh, that's why we're friends for life though. What now we're friends for life though. You don't even talk to me sure that bond He doesn't like you anymore. I'm gonna say that as funeral or vice versa.

Anyways, it's just. Trying to piss with this guy. I don't care. I don't want to war with him. There's a fantasy, like watching it, and then there's doing it is a whole other thing. Sure. So you fantasize about people pissing in your mouth?

No, but like if you watch a video where a girl pees on a guy or a guy pees on a girl, I think it's to actually. You like the power pisser though. What does that mean? The chick, the power pisser. Yeah. No, I liked that.

That was, that was kind of sexy. Yeah. But if a girl was like, I want to power piss on your face. I'd be like, get the fuck away from me. I'm not, you're pissing me. I'm like, I gotta go home. My wife, I'm going to smell like piss. I wouldn't say piss face.

Piss nips down is okay. No piss face. No piss face. Yeah. How do you say that? Squirt face. Yeah. Piss not face. Now piss face. No piss face. How do you say that? Squirt face, yeah, piss not face. Now the difference between squirt,

because I watched the video, and you will see there is a way, there's a huge difference between squirt taste and pee taste. Yeah, absolutely. Right, so you have a preference. I do have a preference. I would squirt. Che, would you rather have...

He's doing intelligent hands. Well, it's rare I get hands Have a conversation with another gentleman Would you rather have Disgusting piss coming out of a beautiful pussy and beautiful girl or Piss that that's tasteless odorless whatever coming out of a gross pussy Disgusting piss out of a beautiful girl. What that crazy? I agree. Yeah coming out of a gross pussy. Disgusting piss out of a beautiful girl. What?

Isn't that crazy? I agree. Wait a minute. So you'd rather have a ugly pussy with odorless piss is not what you want. Bobby, get your mind into it. Bobby, get your mind into it. Do you want?

Go ahead, I'm sorry. Okay, thanks. You'd rather have a pretty girl with gross piss. Yeah. Just awful piss. Yes. Like horse piss. I mean, I don't know what horse piss is like, but let's say yes.

Well, then you're not really a class sore. And then an ugly woman with really clean piss. Well, yeah, because if she's really, really gross, she's going to, like the sight of her is going to taint the piss. Yeah. Do you have to look at it? Yeah, it's coming right at you. Yeah.

And the gross piss, I mean means I like foul smells in general So I think that's just gonna kind of enhance the situation of a I throw up too easy Oh, we just hit a crossroad, but Gross smells for sure, but I will say it's this sitheria Course it is look there's a squirt on the screen. Of course it is dude. This is yeah This is just a mess. Can I say this too? One of the reasons why I don't like piss,

I don't like spills. It gives me anxiety. Check this, but Bobby, you gotta see this. Like when something, if I drop like a bowl of cereal and it spills everywhere or a cup of coffee, I'll walk away. I have to leave. I can't pick it up.

I get so much anxiety. You can steam a mattress. Yeah, I know, but I don't wanna, you're gonna piss everywhere and it's gonna be places that I'm gonna have to get. Well, don't do piss. Do squirt in the bed. Save piss for not at all or shower.

Yeah. If you're gonna get involved in piss. Is this squirt? But I will say, but anything about, yeah, it's a side theory for sure. Go ahead, buddy. I think I lost it anyway. Sorry, dude.

No, it's fine, it's fine. It's fine. Either you lose it or I lose it. I know. One of us has gotta lose it anyway. Sorry dude. No, it's fine, it's fine. It's fine. Either you lose it or I lose it. I know. One of us has gotta lose it. Look at that. Oh, that's not that crazy of one. What is happening?

She's squirting. Cause she's coming really hard. What if I'm super? Yeah. It wasn't even so much, she squirted a bunch, but it was more like she has the good like, her body starts like, but her body starts like, you know,

tarding all around and shit. She convulses. I had a bad experience as a young kid with a, not a squirt, it was a discharge. That's very different. Yeah, that freaked me the fuck out. So I was having sex and blah blah blah, and then I hooked up with an older woman

and she discharged on me and I, it was like coffee grounds and I, I threw, like something happened. I think, I don't think, I think, I don't think that's ever happened to anyone ever. Coffee grounds out of the pussy? It wasn't coffee, it was like, it was like, it was not a consistent. It was like grainy?

It was, yeah, it was like weird stuff. What color was it? I don't know, I was only 13, I didn't really look. Really? I just, I just got really disgusted. Okay. Yeah, and then I found out later was discharge Yeah And it fucking how old was this woman who's fucking when you're 13 35 35 35 years old was a local chick who used to fuck the young kids around the neighborhood

It wasn't that bad Bobby why were you so ticked with the gross piss out of a hot chick? Because you have to think, just in regards to it, you could put more in the perspective of like, in the throw of a moment, right? You don't want to slow the party down, things are going on. If a girl you were fucking that was super hot,

like spit on you while she was fucking, just something gross, like that just spit into your mouth or something, I'm not into that either. But that doesn't, it's not gonna throw you off the game for the thing. If there's a girl you're not attracted to at all, like the same, in like a moment where you're like, all right, we're fucking I guess,

if she tried to do something like, I've seen, I've hooked up with plenty of girls I was not attracted to, and then when I'm done, or they're done too, but they're keeping the sexy going, and you're like, oh no. It really strikes you how not sexy it is. So that's the problem with things like that. So squirt, piss, anything like that you're gonna get

involved in, you gotta be attracted to the person that's coming. It can't be a person who's gross and willing to do these things, because it's not fun. There's been girls I've been with who I was super sexually attracted to that I probably would have done weird shit with. But to have it set up like what he's doing where he made a piss catcher and caught it

and was gonna sip it, I don't know if I could do that. Yeah, but this was for science, Bobby. Yeah, it's true, it's true. This is what is the get to the bottom of the difference between squirt and piss, dude. And Che, was true. What is the get to the bond with the difference between squirt and pissed? Yeah, I hate to the poo the situation that Bobby's impressed by but he's a simple man sometimes That's pretty much just a beer bong. It is yeah, he keeps calling it at this thing I think he's impressed with the design of what you've created here. It's just a beer bar

I'll tell you why Jay. This is this is why you're just an ass sometimes He could have you're just an asshole Because he can actually just get a cup and do it this guy for science Went out and created a catcher I think is fantastic that he could have went out and he could have just got a cup I'll try to do it Spencer's also makes a piss catcher I guess it's also someone's caught a beer bar. It's a beer bomb, but he didn't make anything but he

He did create something, he took something that did something else and made it for this so that the piss or the squirt The squirt, yeah. The squirt would catch, you know what I mean? I mean, you can go this way, or you can go the other way, and just be like, that is genius, that's a great idea, and compliment him, that's what I was doing.

I'm not complimenting the fact you gotta go to squirt this thing, we're brothers in arms here. That's a great idea and compliment him. That's what I was doing. I'm not not complimenting We're brothers in arms here. Yeah, I'm saying I think you created was pretty cool Beer balls stop with it. He created it He made a beer bong into something Bobby thinks that you were sitting somewhere with with goggles down like and I do something Yeah, they were like, someone came in and goes, Che, come on, come out of the laboratory. He goes, I'm not there yet. I'm not done.

Che, let me ask you a question. When you were like, how am I gonna, was there a point where you were like, how am I gonna get this stuff? No, I mean, I know what a beer bong is, but. I'm asking you, was there a point where you were like, how am I gonna collect the pee? No, I went to Home Hardware, I kinda knew what to get.

In your brain. You're like, I want, it wasn't like, how am I gonna, but there was a point where you were like, how am I gonna do the pee? No, I went to Home Hardware, I kinda knew what to get. Yeah, but you, in your brain. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It wasn't like, how am I gonna, but there was a point where you're like, how am I gonna do this in a respectable way and get as much as I can, right? Yeah, yeah, well, and I needed something that was visually appealing too,

because it is a little bit of the gag of it. Yeah. Yeah, which is, yeah, pretty good of you. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. You care, is what I'm saying. I'm gonna let you guys fight it out. Mom and dad can scrap it out over this one. It's not me, it's not me, it's him. Okay, okay, he wants to poo poo my idea that you actually put some thought into that which I which I appreciate now

He's saying he had an idea. What's your idea to compliment a beer bong? I bought yeah, you're a lunatic You're fucking nuts crazy. You're fucking nuts, dude. You're you ready your fucking goddamn mind You're fucking nuts. And you're- You're out of your fucking god damn mind. You're fucking crazy for picking apart shit, you fucking micro-picker. You're a psycho. I mean, we could have been further, we could be watching him sip piss right now, but you're breaking down his beer-bong piss-catcher.

You know, when you got mad at me for always interrupting you before? That's right, you know what? You're out of the flanker. You're done. Really? Out. Oh, well guess what? You're not involved in the flanker.

Great, you're at a night trigger. What? Dude, no, no, no, no. Stop, stop, stop. What? Stop, no, no, stop. Stop. No, we're done. You're not.

No. You're out of it. Don't. You can't be a part. Just stop. You're not allowed. No, no, no, we got it. I'm sorry.

Let's just, you're back in for the flanker. Joanna Angel's hated me from the day she met me. She's never liked me. Oh really? What happened between the two of you? I think she doesn't think I'm funny on the SDR show. Oh damn. She takes porn pretty serious, I think.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is what we do for science, guys. And that fluid is made of different consistencies, and that fluid has different products in it than normal urine does. So that is kind of the easiest way to Think about it urine Look at your face you're so excited Porn's pussy and

You've seen in videos before it is funny you get that moment of like it's seeing the celebrity you're like I've seen it That's what her pussy looks like. She got that one long lip that one little lip. Yeah So it is an alchemist to the prostate in the male and similar to what happens in the mail So I had a what's a urologist do the whole thing before and then he didn't want to be in the video after he saw the final product. So I had to, cause well, he got upset with that. His face was right next to the pussy. Yeah. What a nerd. Is that where his face was? Oh God, look at that. Now, why you look, you look kind of, is it disgusted? No, I'm not disgusted. I'm focused.

I mean, that looks, you're focused, you're squinting. You don't want to get it. It's also hilarious. You know what it is, you don't want to get it in your eyes. Yeah. Because you have to, okay. Well, it's going everywhere and I'm like, it was, I didn't really think about how it was going to go down

once it started coming out, so I just had to react in the moment. Suggestion? Yes. Is this a gas digital? Maybe some science glasses? So I did bring a raincoat, or bought a raincoat, but I forgot to wear it.

Damn it. I forgot to bring it, yeah, yeah, yeah. That would've been great. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I thought the raincoat would've played perfect. Where is this, the Stan Studios? No, actually. I rented something off of Gigster, and I fucking.

That's what we did. You pissed on some studio floor? Yeah. I rented something off of Gigster and I fucking... You pissed on some studio floor? Yeah, and then we just mopped it out. That'll teach you. That'll teach you.