The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Filth Pigs w/Jim & Mike

Episode Date: September 18, 2026

Jim Scampoli and Mike Steele from the "Jim & Them" podcast, join forces with the Bonfire for the first time. These guys are experts in the world of Corey Feldman. Corey actually accuses Jim and Them of ruining his life and stealing his content. Bob and Jay are no strangers to criticizing the Feldog's music and deep-diving into his posts. They all compare notes and experiences. This is a real meeting of the minds! *To hear the full show go to www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly. Bonfire. Faction Talk, Sirius XM, 137. Mm. It's a while to get used to that. It's a mouthful. The number sucks shit. My goal weight.

137. 137? Yeah, is my goal weight. What are you trying to join a Mexican Lucillebrae thing or something? I want to get shredded, shredded. Never did the world think that four, let's call it sevenths of the entire. wolf pack would be in one room. Let's assume there's three more members out there

as when we're sitting around. From the Jim and Them podcast, everybody, which you can check out YouTube.com slash at Jim and Them. It is Jim and Mike from the Jim and Them show, dude. Oh, yes, yes. Now, coming from an improv troupe named Al and the Monkeys, why Jim and Them? Why not Jim and Mike?

I mean, we go back. We've been doing this. We're coming up on 20 years next year. So initially it was before anyone knew what podcasts were, like, you had to explain what it was. Like, people knew about Ricky Jervase and what he called his audiobooks. Well, I was going to say, was it still, was it called almost like, what was he called off, like, internet radio? Kind of, yes. That was basically, they were comical.

He sold him, like, audiobooks on iTunes. Really? They didn't know what to call him yet. Yeah, and like, as a goof, me and my book. we're like, oh, we'll do a show called Jim and Him. And then we had another host. We're like, all right, we're just called Jim and Them. I was like, sweet.

There we go. Respective pronouns. I like it. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, we held it down. Jim and they. Jim and they. But no, I do, like, to what you're saying, Jay, I do feel like this is, I mean, to Corey, this is a nightmare.

This is, we're at the point, we're proving all of his conspiracies and thoughts true that we've secretly been working together all along. This is the most dangerous room in the world. to him right now. They're Voltroning. They're Voltroning together. They're pretending they never met before. Listen to them.

And I mean, and I'm glad that we're here too because we do get a lot of like, you guys think you're the fucking bonfire or something? You guys are no bonfire. And I was like, well, well, the bonfire's history with it came very when when Dan Soda was still on the show. An episode we were doing,

we still didn't have like a dedicated studio at that point at all. We were like in the comedy office. weren't you guys working for pizza essentially we were in the comedy office and it just came across my plate somewhere on youtube maybe where I just saw the video reminded me because I used to watch evening at the improv all time I was a young comedy fan when I was a kid and I was like oh that's right he hosted it and sang a song that was kind of the only real between the Howard Stern stuff and everything but that hosting uh evening at the improv where he lip sinks um what's the song is it something you're something you're Yeah, yeah.

He made a thing. Yeah. And I said he's my favorite example of watching somebody start dancing from not dancing. Talk about the biggest clunk of that example happening. He just goes like, all right, ready? Song and five, six. Didn't Everlast have that same jacket on yesterday? Yes, but he made it look so much cooler.

He made it look so much cool. That's fake. That's edited in. Oh, is it? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I can't find the one without that.

Like every version of it has that edit at edit drop But he also he blames that Well he blames Stern also but he's like I thought I would do a comedy show But that it just it set me on the wrong trajectory Now no one takes my music serious People make fun of me for dancing at that comedy show He thinks that's something where it went anywhere no way

Can I say something though? I love the different Cory Vort voices From this show to that show It's just a subtle It's just a little register change It's just a little change, but I like it. But we, yeah, we showed him that. And then we, because I said initially it was we went to two people, I think that thing.

The other one who I actually think I went harder on was Tony Danza. We were going up because I said he thinks he's a crooner. And this guy will walk around Little Italy and go up there and just talk sing to you for a little while. All right, Tony Danza. I fucking beat it. And how a weird Corey phone. And then, you know, and then he did the Today Show. Yes.

became the world's, like, obsession with him, and it just opened up, like, so much. It was fascinating. So much fodder. Everyone to listens, I was like, dude, you hear it first, you're like, Corey Feldman, like, what's there to listen to? Even if they'd seen the Today Show stuff. Oh, yeah.

And then it just, you peel it back forever and ever and ever. I mean, was it, when he was on the two Corrie's, though, right? He was singing in a band then, right? Yeah, that was a little after, uh, true, he was kind of truth movement days, but like a few years after, but he was still trying to make it a thing. He was trying to make a thing, but in that, it never hit me as, I don't know, maybe they didn't show it,

but it never hit me the way the today, when he showed me the Today Show thing, when I was, that fucking hit me. But that, when he was doing that, it was like, all right, cool, he's just, he has a hobby. Yeah. You know what I mean? Just another celebrity, like a Keanu Reeves or someone

that's in a band. You're like, all right, whatever. It's, it's corny, but. I love dogs. Do you have a current, like, as fans, I feel like we all have a current favorite thing he's done that you'd like to show people or whatever. And right now I got the,

it's when they're asking him about the Michael Jackson stuff. When he did for a minute, say that Michael Jackson did do weird stuff with him and then decide to say that they never happen. He can't make up his mind. Because he doesn't really say yes. The guy keeps going to like, and then he showed you pornography and pointed out the penises. And he just has like a goatee. He's going.

It's so dramatic on everything. And what really took us to the new level of that. being into him was the book, audio book, that he does himself, which is just world class. And then the movie. When he made The Tale of Two Corrie's, the dramatization where I said it was a bonding thing for me and Dan at a time because we said we found out that we both at our homes at the same time stopped it to, right before he got jumped in a bathroom for being too cool for being in the lost boys. And as soon as the guy punched him in his stomach, me and soda, both at our different times watching it. that went, he's not losing this fight.

And he stir his shit, he did not lose that fight. He wins. He beats up, too, the third runs off. We actually, we haven't done the book yet. We've been kind of saving it. We've been holding it off. Because, I mean, similar to you, like, years ago, we, like, checked in when he had the duh music video.

And we were just, we talked about that. And then we talked about his, like, go fund me for his album and then, like, his movie and stuff. but it was always off and on. But, I mean, we were just languishing in obscurity as a podcast. And then I realized, like, oh, all our Corey videos do pretty well. And then we started to focus on it a little bit more. And then Locerville or Looserville for the layman out there happened.

And it was like, all right, let's just do this every week and see how long we could do it. And then it's like, we just keep there's... Apparently that's forever. You should start singing what black people do, too. Yeah. He makes songs about that. Yeah. That's a hit.

Josh Adam. What black people do? Oh, my lord. Yeah, I mean, he can't, man, he never stops. We got a chance to go see him on Locerville. That was awesome. I mean, yeah, Josh Adam Myers ran over. I got to get him a high five.

Security was not concerned about anybody attacking Cory Velvet. They just let you get right to the stage. What did the security guard say to us when we were walking in when he was, he knew? Oh, that he asked that he said in the meeting, he goes, are those bonfire guys coming? And the security guards, he listens to the show. And he went, yeah, they're coming, Corey. And he said, well, can we not let them in?

And he's like, no, why? Like, they didn't threaten you. They said they're excited to come see the show. And he goes, well, can you at least tell me where they're sitting? He goes, wherever you see the most excited people. And then I said, the audience looked like, you know, like a bald head with sprouts. of people coming out of it. It's us.

It's only us so excited. I mean, that's what you do, and you look at his birthday bash that we were at. It looks like it was on perfect. Like, it looks fake. It looks like we green screened ourselves into the perfect spot. Because it's like four rows in front of us completely empty, and then us just stand there like, ah! Yeah, we had the same thing, because we missed out on Lowe-surville,

but this looks like it was a blast. Did he block you from one of his previous solo shows before that? He didn't block. They slipped up. The High Line Ballroom did not do what they were supposed to do. Apparently, they had pictures of us. Because Jackie, I'm a fucking Jezabel. Jezabel, yep.

Jezebel. Friend of the show, Jezzy rules. Oh, she's great. She's great. I just saw her recently in Minneapolis. Oh, so we're having such a good song. Oh, that's a guitar solo. That's a guitar solo.

That's a fucking. By the way, every time we threw up metal horns or july, cheered, he would look right ass and be like, yeah. He just doesn't get it at all. But there is something that happens when you're there, because that was the first time I was brought into this craziness. But then when you go there and he comes out, and like Jay said yesterday, he gives it 110% just with no talent.

Yeah, 100% effort. 100% effort. And you can't, I couldn't help. When Josh ran over to touch him, something inside of me ran. And I didn't know. what it was. It was like I was going to fucking touch Eddie Van Halen's fucking hand. And I got

actually hurt because when I got to he left and I was like, ah, fuck. Yeah. God damn it. Yeah, yeah, you're let down. We really don't try to fuck with him like anything he does. Obviously, his shows never. We would never get involved in something like that. And even there, it's like, remember we saw? I think it was last minute they were doing that.

Like, everywhere to the merch booth, you can just buy Corey Feldman for five minutes for $200. Just buy him, eat and greet. That's the most corey thing I've ever heard of. Yeah, he goes, You can get to meet him for five minutes for $200. And I was like, I was almost like, oh, dude, we should do it. But then I was just like, I don't want to fuck. I really don't want to fuck with him.

That's our thing is like in the weird way, like we don't really engage him. He just keeps engaging us. And like we keep not engaging him, but then he keeps really trying to engage us. What's the most he's engaged? Because he reached out only got a person, like an email or anything at all. Initially we had like we're doing the Loserville stuff. That was in the summer of 2024. And then that following December.

he got our channel taken away. Oh, really? And it was like, I mean, it was channel we've had for, you know, coming up on two decades. It was like devastating. It was almost where I was like, because this had happened to us in the past. We started getting traction and all of a sudden someone like falsely flags us or whatever.

And it was really like a talk like, all, well, I guess that was fun doing a show for a while. We're all done. But we do a toy drive during Christmas time. So we're like, all right, well, we'll finish up for the toy drive. But then we were working on a. backup channel and then he got that taken away in March like we kept going and at that same time

I like figured out how to get our original channel back and he made an Instagram rant like directly talking about us and that's where filth pigs come from because it calls us filth pigs yeah I mean something did come up yeah we're disgusting filth pigs because I think I did send the clip of that where he does I have like an edited version and to be fair like the week beforehand one of of our listeners, his son was on his social media. Oh, the other one. Let me see. His son was on his social media asking for money.

Yeah, that one of our listeners. One of our listeners just gave him some money, gave him like, I don't know, 50 bucks or something. And he was like, can you just do like a quick Jim and them promo? And that, like, that kind of set him off, but I feel like he was more upset. We're making fun of his girlfriend's music because he focuses on that a little bit more. I wonder how much money it would take for him.

There is a number. that he would accept to give you a shoutout. We have a lot of shout-ups from before he knew he hated us. Yeah, from cameo. And that's extra funny because he didn't know at the time that he's going to really not like us

later on. Maybe I'm giving him too much credit on ego and pride because I was banging on my next special. I was talking about possibly, like my manager flowed the idea. He goes, how much you think he hates you? Like, what do you think the number is to get him to open your special with a performance? And he's like, there is a number. I go, I don't think there

There is. It's $850. Nothing in the world I could afford, I would sue. I think we give one of those, like, you know, $1 million and, like, no. He's got people around him that have told us, like, the only thing that is bigger than his ego is the idea that if someone can make him look good, he'll throw all

that out the window. So if he thought you were going to, like, make him look awesome, that number starts shrinking real fast. I mean, speaking especially, they hear Bobby's recording a special in December. Tickets are available right now, right? That is true. Robert Kelly Live.com. You've been doing this a long time.

What a professional. I'll take it from here. Go to Uptown pvd.com and get those VIP tickets. Here's the thing. He doesn't really know you are like that. You should get Corey Vone and performing your special. I'm going to make them look great. You can get it for $155.

Well, you get me be Cuban for $50. I mean, it doesn't take a lot, dude. I forget the things you've done for $50. I was actually an angel. What you did was more embarrassing for $50 and if you blew someone for $20. Well, it was interesting. Before he came at us himself, he had like, he has this lady, this weird old lady that runs his website for him. Her name's Heather Don May.

Psycho fan. Yeah. Yeah. And she basically works for him for free, which I'm sure he loves. And she would like, we got a phone call one day and we have calls on our show. and it goes to a voicemail and it's her basically saying she wants to serve us papers

because we have like he reads that shitty documentary where he named names or whatever and my truth he released it in such a nonsense way that no one has access to it and no one knows it exists no one knows where to find it

and so when they look for it we have a very very like transformative version on YouTube it's exceptionally transformative and it's like the only one anyone can find so everyone finds us

just like dunking on him calling him like a marionette, like talking about how he looks like a dead guy that they put makeup on. And that's the one that he's. Oh, he hates it. That's the Charlie Sheen. Yeah. That's the only one anyone can find.

So he hates that that exists. And so when he talks about us stealing his doc, like, that's what he means. And so he had her try and like serve us papers at one point in time. And she only found my name. So we just get a random voicemail. They're asking for me. I love the drama. You dirty filth pigs.

Yeah. I mean, and the voicemail is asking for our address. Yeah. Please give me your address so I could send you papers and serve you illegal papers. We're like, no, thank you. You should have found his address and had it sent to him. Yeah.

How much of a lack so what we're talking about is in the documentary that he put out the rape of two Corrie's. Yeah. He says that he just goes, all right, I'm going to name it. With as much tension as that Nathan Fielder, Elizabeth Holmes fucking commercial. And he goes, he goes, Charlie Sheen

and then Charlie Sheen who's coming fresh off Raw dogging AIDS into porn stars fucking psychotic run of losing everything he has his response that he were like Cory Feldman says it was you

One day of press he went Guys crazy asshole And they went Yeah you're right Immediately To this day everyone's always When you're gonna name names He's like I have I have

But no one remembers Because it was so fucking Exceptional back It's just like Everyone just complete Charlie Sheen was like I didn't fucking do that And they were like Yeah we didn't think you did

I don't know what he was crazy But didn't he say that he had a tubber thing Of Crisco In between Trow Yeah yeah But what famous person Is walking around with a tubbore You could afford lube

That's what He's that kind of sicko man Yeah We had the Scotty Schwartz From Christmas stories on our show And he was like On a movie set

There's like 50 people Walking around And where's the tub of Crisco that's just on sets. I mean, maybe craft services, I guess. I don't know. Where's the dark corner you can sneak away to fuck a kid? Well, and then even on the...

It's one of the darkest things. Do you know when the Nickelodeon thing came out with a... It was it Drake and Josh? The Drake kid said it happened to him. And then to capitalize, he's so fucked. To capitalize on that, as soon as the documentary came out, he made a song about that happened. But the video was like a little, like, Drake boy,

like getting... And like an older man goes, hey, let's go on this trailer a little quick. And then you see the silhouette, and then the thing pulls out. Is this video just start with him getting raped by someone? Well, and also that was that guy's kind of pushing away that he had his own allegations. Oh, that guy did? Yeah, the guy from Drake and Josh or whatever. Oh, yeah.

Because he was back on that documentary, but like years before that he had a bunch of, and I guess maybe he could just blame it on his history or something. Hey, man, hurt people, hurt people. Yeah. He like left the country, I think. He was like living in Mexico. He's like, you know, El Red Heddo. or something.

He lives under some weird name, right? Isn't he? I think it's El Red Hedo. El Red Hedo. Oh, yeah, there it is. He's just going over his sides. He goes, you know what? Kid, I need you for a sec.

I love the guy who's a three-quarter-length leather. Is that a little Moe-Mazarella? Get out. How you're doing? Could you imagine being the actor having an audition for this part? You got to go in. You grab the kid. You bring him in the trailer.

You really got to be desperate You send a bunch of head shots Can you send some hand shots instead? When you see how of your hands? I mean that was, again, it's the The can do no wrong. Like even when you try to make yourself a victim idea how bad it comes off

And that goes to the tale to Corey's movie again It's the, you know, what he says in the book, I guess also Where Corey Hayme was like, hey man, let's get some girls We could fuck. He goes, I don't know any girls. He goes, let's get some guys we could fuck. And he goes, I don't know any guys like that.

I mean, except this one guy. I'm not an ugly, fat, old guy. I know this fat old historical rapist. Do you want me to introduce you to him? I don't care. Just get him over. Get somebody over here to fill my ass, please. I've been there. I'll invite him, but I'll also be friends with him for 25 years.

He doesn't show one rape of Corey Haim. He just shows Corey Haim gang off with everybody he can get his hands on. That's his story. He loves that. He's cool. One guy tries to blow him. he fights him off. Yeah. Chases him down the street.

Well, Hames just, like, everyone's taking a piece and course, like, not me. And then the best was when, like, the kick rock segment of, like, I guess my best friend and my chaperone or butt-fucking in the bathroom is, I'm going to go take a walk, and then he takes a walk, and, like, Margaret

Kuali, like, stops next to be like, hey, when I learn how to do Coke and suck my pussy, he's like, I guess. If I have to, my friends are busy. Friends, yeah, getting pounded it. My friend's getting statutory rapes. So anything to kill a couple hours, I guess. Poor me.

That and the star swipe of him waiting for Corey Hain to pick him up from rehab. And, like, you know, the one time's like him walking around, like, looking at maybe a lyrics book or something, and then one just like, you know, throwing a stone. And then one just like him like, nah. And Michael Jackson said they learned moves together. That's the best. Oh, yeah, yes. Well, that's why if you ever watch an interview, when they bring that up where it's like,

oh, you learned a dance from Michael Jackson. He's like, well, we dance together. Like, it's there I learned. It's like, no, we kind of taught each other. It was the whole thing. It does give the visual of an impossibility of Michael Jackson doing the thing. And he goes, Michael, Michael, wait a second. How long?

Think about it at the end if you put a little extra pomp into it. And he's like, okay, Corey. I like that. Michael, get some shiny gloves. How about just one? Okay, all right. This is why we have these brainstorm sessions. Well, that's his classic turn.

He claims that Michael Jackson's iconic look is a Feldman look, the mic took from him. And it's like the dude just there's no, there's nothing he won't say. It does not matter how believable or unbelievable, like, oh yeah, he actually looks like me. What if it's all true, though? What if Michael Jackson stole everything from this poor guy? We watched an interview where he was tweaking at 4 a.m. with a guy in a hotel room. Yeah.

And he gets, the story turns into that Michael Jackson was making himself look like him, but like he somehow knew what he was going to look like when he grew up. Yeah. Just because the interviewer says, like, you kind of look like. him because, you know, he wears, he has the ponytail and he wears When you age up a kid who got kidnapped or something? He's like, people tell me that all the time. And now I'm starting to wonder, maybe he somehow knew what I would look like.

Genius move on his part. And it's so funny. I want to get Marcy, Marcy Human Director of Corey versus the World. Oh, friend at the show. I know she's great. We had her in here, too. She's fantastic. But I wonder if he has.

Oh, that softball interview you guys, too. A softball interview. Next time you have heard, you should ask her. question. I would have, I wonder if now, weren't we told? You know what it is? What were we told? Yeah.

Were we giving like a speech or something and we got all fucked up? We softballed? She asked not to talk about. No, she said, she said the certain things I won't talk about. And I think I said, well, can we ask them? And she said, yeah. She goes, yeah, you can ask them. But we did, we really did give them.

What's funny was. What's a softball one. You know what I felt in the beginning? When I felt too much, and by the way, I don't disagree with her. She's like, I know I feel the energy Like you guys are fans actually And I go, I guess you can call it that at this point In some way

But I think she was giving And I'm wondering if she has Because in my mind I felt a little bit of like Let her take her time with it a little bit Yeah Let her sit with it let her sit with his reaction to this Before she will eventually say like No, we're all laughing at him

Because I think she still was going The whole thing was like No I'm just showing a I just look into the world Like I don't know you made a comedy Well Yeah she really did know comedy.

It really feels like she was getting sued. True. Like she said to us, I could be in real fucking trouble right now. She was trying to avoid getting... Oh, no, no, no, no. I'm saying, but I'm saying, but she, like, you know, everything's like, no, I don't dislike Corey. I think he's this.

And there's so many good things here and good things there. He goes, no, you watch them be... Especially when you see the documentary and I said the creep things that he was even willing to have on tape of like, uh, you come on the bus for a couple days. He's doing this. And then he'll just drop you off somewhere. He'd do this and you're like, oh, there's, like, you hadn't gotten there yet for the other stuff that we actually watched you do there. So what's worse?

What's, what's this bad? I love everything with him as an opportunity, though. It's not money. It's not fame. It's an opportunity. I was, I'm surprised at documentary. It was a big surprise for me was I didn't know about the third actual girlfriend who was maybe the best comic relief of the... Oh, yeah.

Darcy was the Kramer of the fucking movie. Just come sliding it. Yeah, because at the very end, I mean, she just like, Because you wonder, he goes, man, I guess it's a little open to interpretation this whole thing. And she's like, he did heroin, and we all did heroin. He would sit there while everybody fuck me. I had to fuck him. And some guys were fucking her.

And people were hanging. And I was like, Jesus. Well, I guess it's all there. She had line of the movie because it was like, Corey fucks other people to fuck himself. Yeah. And I was like, oh, really nailed it. This crack whore really knows what she's talking about. What was the part where someone asked him to sign a book?

Oh, yeah. He thought it was, he wanted his signature. Yeah, yeah. He was just selling the book. Well, that's what we get. We get those questions all the time because you see his like price sheets at conventions and stuff. And everyone's like, why are the non-personalized ones cheaper? And it's because he's afraid people are going to sell a shit on eBay.

He thinks his stuff is so valuable. Yes. That he's like, no, no, no. If I, I'm going to personalize it and that's the cheap one because then you can't just put it up on eBay and sell to some lucky fan. Some lucky guy. And that's why he looks at something like if you upload clips from his documentary and he sees that has like 200,000 views. In his mind, that's 200,000 people

that didn't pay him $20 to watch his movie. So he chucks all that up in his brain where he'll tell people like, there's millions of dollars my movie would have made it. They stole it. Like, he thinks we're all making that money off of his art. I guess we are.

Sort of? That would kill me if my views weren't as high as the people make in front of these views. Well, we do that consistently. That's our favorite thing. We love that. What we love doing is taking his song and talking about it and then showing, like, how much better it was. And then also turning his song into, like, a ska punk song.

I've been showing also how that one has more views as well. Well, going back, where you're talking about, Bobby, when you were trying to go in for the handshake, me and Jeff, our other co-host is not here. I got the handshake. I have the clip. And I really, like, you can hear me. He sounds so excited. I'm so excited. It's something happens.

Yes. You get to, you get to, he does get you. No, you're there, but something happens that you get to touch him. I wanted to touch him so bad. Well, just on the basic history of, like, obviously, the years of laughter at his expense, but also, like, the iconic thing of what he was when he was younger. Yes. In so many ways, I said, if he walked into a room that I was in, I would still have, like, a,

oh, what, did you? That's Cory Feldman over there. There's still some sort of a thing that would be like, oh, look at that, dude. Corey Feldman's here. It's still, like, he has a presence of, like, somebody who's somebody, I guess, because he comes in with a fucking. and fucking misfits thing coming down there's me

there's Josh and he runs over and gets it and I'm going up behind him and then he leaves and I but I do have a shirt

that says staff you gave peace signs I did look like somebody working the festival because we had a bunch of new run-ins at the birthday bash

because Jim and Jeff like you said they got the videos and he touched their hands and then I wound up accidentally up against him trying to avoid him.

We had a bunch of close calls. Because we're, like, friends with all the people in his life somehow. Like, they all like what we do. They reach out to us. It's great. It tells you what they think about him because they're like, you guys are fucking awesome. You guys doing great stuff. We're around him every day.

We love you guys. I mean, the classic videos, do we see him? Did he get a little? He got a little shitty with his band at our show, I think. I mean, that's a little bit. I mean, the best, the Chicago Riot Fest is hands down, the best one, especially also, not only does he start dancing out of nowhere, which always makes me laugh.

He stops dancing, yells, starts dancing. Come on, guys. Let's get it fucking together. Our favorite one was him playing, it was some Christmas show, and he's playing, what's the fucking song? Oh, is he playing Jinglebone Rock? Yeah, he's playing Jinglebone Rock. And it's great because his guitar player, Greg, is like off camera.

And we know all his people by name just because we follow his people so much. And we see him singing and he's singing and he's doing his shit. And then we see him like glaring off to the right. And we're like, what's he glaring about? And I jokingly say, oh, I'm sure Greg didn't hit the snow machine on time. Then a snow machine does go off.

And then he's like happy. And then later he's like glaring again. And it does. And we find out that he, like the end of the video, we made us so happy that he was pissed off. That the guy who's basically running his boards and playing guitar while they play songs

wasn't also activating the snow Michigan on time. That's my favorite melt there. I was watching to be pissed. He does have better stage design than Rob Zombie. I will give him better than that. That's crazy. No, what was the one?

There was a recent one that we watched where he, some girl's just so excited. I don't know. She's like, bombs him to a prop. Yeah. He's like, don't touch stage prop. What are you doing? Stop the song.

Stop the song. Well, I mean, at the birthday bash, he did the same career. He's like, you don't know how to act? You don't know how to act in public? There's videos of us like filming him during the birthday bash, and you just hear us being like, oh, he's,

up, oh, he's pissed. I got pissed to you. And just watching for him to melt down on someone. Do you guys have people coming up to you all the time saying, like, well, no, it's a bid. It's an Andy Kaufman act. Oh, actually, here's the handshake. That's Jeff gets a handshake first. There's me right there.

He's looking right at you, dude. I couldn't believe it. Jim is shouting, take my hand. You can hear me, yeah. That's how delusional is, though. He should know your face like his own. He should see. As soon as he sees you a mug or,

and your Boston hat, you'd be like, you. Well, we're telling people. You're a filth pig. Well, I tried to get tickets, and with my information, I couldn't buy tickets. We had to have someone else buy them for us. We had to have someone else buy them, so people were like, are you guys going to wear disguises? And we're like, no. And we are like cartoon characters.

He's always wearing a sleeve-less. He has tattoos. I always have a Boston hat of my glasses, and we have Jeff. Like, we really could easily pick us out of a crowd, but. I think he looks right at your faces. Either way, like, when he's in that moment, I think at least in that moment, it's like, well, this is someone that just enjoying the music. Like, I love it. So even that security guard told him that we would be the ones cheering.

He sees, I'm wearing a giant jersey. I'm fat. There's 12 of us standing up only. And he's still like, yeah. Well, it's hard to tell, too, because sometimes you can tell he's, like, like, biting his tongue. And they're like, oh, I know what I'm looking at, but I'm going to act like I don't. But other times you can tell he's just, like, ignorant. And he's living in his own world.

he has no idea who or what he's looking at. Dancing with the Stars fucked up with their replay of that show. You have to go watch the full episode of the show to catch what's the best thing he did on that show is at the very end. He took it so seriously

after doing the silliest fucking dance. He's a ground-humping. Oh, yeah. And then he has to do his little, like, fucking, you know, summer nights point. And the girl is even like, they're always like, every other celebrity when they were done dancing,

breathing heavy, he's going, That was so fun He had a face like He's holding it like he is Michael Jackson The Victory Tour He's shot out of the ground Nailed it He goes

That's dancing First person home Andy Richter you can stay It's great too Because he did on ice skating thing Like years ago And during his accident interview Which he also got bumped out super fast

He's like Yeah but I'm like a real dancer So you don't want to see me in a real dancing competition And we're all like This is the greatest statewide of all time You have to believe, it's like the comic that comes out in a hundred-seater,

but looks up at the balcony and thanks them. You're making this all possible. And then after he got bounced, he tried to blame the song, which I essentially was blaming his partner probably because it was baby got back, horrible choice. Really ruined it. Also him being,

also him being so shitty about it. Because you guys do, all you guys all do it very same, but just like that. It's all coming from the same place. You guys should. do a cartoon, the Corey's. Yeah, Multiverse Corey.

I think this is the jingle about rock. Oh, yeah. Dude, it's so funny. Just watch him. Watch him. You know he's furious. He doesn't know how to tune. He doesn't understand anything about any instruments. No, he never does. He's always plugging in his guitar, like when the song's

30 seconds in. Yeah, there's Greg. The guitar's had to come over and fix his knob. Pause it for a second. Do you guys remember who was the guy he came and went? I assume he just got as much money as he needed to get his drugs and got out of was the he was wearing a bandana and he was always kind of laughing behind Bentley Mitchum the bass player yeah yeah yeah he always looked at you guys got so excited

I mean he was a great one to watch for about a year there because he was always behind just kind of half laughing and stuff he's like what are we doing man yeah little bird he told me he enjoyed the show yeah he'd heard this oh I bet yeah yeah it's like he goes man just here trying to get my truck back yeah once I get my truck back I'm like cowboy pirate bass player is what we call her He was there for some reason. He does look like Johnny Depp now. Yeah, he really does. It is fun.

When the drummer, when we were there, the drummer, you can see him when he was doing his guitar solo next to this guy who's been playing the drums and knowing music his whole life. Yeah. And now he just has this fucking weirdo. He's doing the faces. His drums are world class. Oh, yeah. But I will always give them this. You said the 100% effort, 0% talent,

it really goes to those instruments, too. Like, I can play drums the mildest little bit of just carrying a 4-4 beat, we'll say, I can do. If you're watching me, I can't only hold that for 30 seconds before I look at you and I just start something's off. And I go, I don't know. The fact that he knows it's going to go like that and just goes, but I play. He just goes and does it anyway. It's like when you're faking an accent, you're like, I can say like three words. words and I start losing it real

that's him with everything he does I can do Irish for three words and then it's Chinese they go can you sing for a second well he always can con decent enough guitar players or drummers like he can get a band together

just based off of the Feldman name and he'll just yell at them and treat them like shit till they leave someone else walks in it's an opportunity they email off and tell us all about it it took us a few years for us Sandwich is an opportunity, man.

And you can even live in my house. You can live in my house. No meat allowed. But you can't leave unless we say it's all right. It's like what comics do with fucking young comic producers. Dude, if you produce my podcast and edit all my videos, you can do five minutes on my show. That show was, his explanation for that was such an example of him not getting it to when he did wife swap. And it looks like he's such a piece of shit in his own house the way he treats these girls and talks.

awesome and then he goes like his thing that's day which i don't even fully disagree with he goes those shows are produced like they produce and i i i know we know they are produced but i go you let yourself be seen like that though like you they said like we're going to have you come out here like every day you come watch uh the three girls in your band you know stretch their assholes like in front of while you drink goes this protein shake isn't proteiny enough well he claims that was a comedy sketch too he calls that he he refers to it's so produced it's a comedy sketch. But Nanoan was laughing. But then you forget that he was

doing that same character, not just on that show at that time. He was trying to be a Hugh Hefner guy. The whole gimmick was he was trying to have multiple girlfriends and have the angels. That was the thing he was pushing. Oh, that is the funniest thing he's like almost like the monogamy and like the no, you know, no drugs, super

sober. And every time someone leaves the band he goes, whacked out on drugs. Total fuck orgies, non-stop. His kids there, he don't give a shit. Just fucking girls sucking and fucking everywhere. I love that his house isn't even Not even that great That's the best part

His house isn't even that good It's just like a kind of cool house Back of this They're practicing in a cramped living room Yeah He's got like fucking popcorn ceilings and shit And his pool sucks And also to go it's like

I know you don't play bass But can you play this Bong giddy bing bang Boom bitty whi Gingeeee whee whee whee wheeve Every person we've talked to Is that's how he describes the music does He'll come out and be like Can you do like a little like

Bum bim-bibat-a-boo And the guy's like And they're like, nailed it. Bum, bum, bum, bum, bump you. Yes. Bum, bum, bum, bum, bump you. Well, you know, again, that's him. And I don't even know if it's a across-the-board thing for that,

but Michael Jackson did that. And, like, well, I was watching a little bit of this is it thing was something where he was practicing. He does that. It was great. With world-class musicians. Yeah. Like beat it and stuff.

He, like, he told them, this is what I want it to sound like. Yeah, but he got it from Corey. Yes. That's where he learned it from He saw Corey doing it's all the people He picked up at the bus stop He said, that's a good idea If I die, give Michael Jackson

The rest of my clothes I don't know he could have the other half of my wardrobe he stole A Jacobo Rock there, right? This was this is He's plugged in finally All his outfits look like they don't wash him They all look

Like just sweat And then here Paul and I've got too many Corrie's plug Yeah, sorry we've been like rapid-fire Corey Cliffs out of you. Corey Clif, Cory Clif. That's not possible.

Try to keep up, you guys. Third one. Nama, n'na, man. Fourth one. But he's not even, he's not even a key. That's nothing.

I mean, you can jump like a minute in. Yeah, right before the snow. Yeah. So just watch him and watch where he's looking and look how livid he is. Because it's like a trick He's tricking you And then he turns into a Christmas song

Because I think when he gets into the song And then when he's going up to the chorus He gets upset that it's not snow again Well I see what's happening by the way What's that song he was playing right there That wasn't Jingle Bell Rock Oh no he just has It's his intro because it's his version

Yeah Oh but that bing That bass like Because he was playing a bass line He does exactly what I do When I have a guitar I go I can play Iron Man On one string

Doon do do do do do do he's literally doing that thing whatever the song he learned how to play it sounds like the Zepplin riff I think it was a Zeppelin yeah right

so he's like but he's just learned it on one the fucking oh that's so funny and again I just wouldn't do that on stage like oh

he can't I mean there's a lot of bad stuff in this video I guess Hey honey put on this Nazi hat and get out there I love that he bought a snow machine Hey you blue Hey you blonde hair blue eyeed hair and freak

Go dress like a Nazi bitch and play piano band Really threw it for a loop Like hearing audience complain in real time Girlfriend's dressed like a Nazi It's hilarious She's like a space Nazi. His guitar playing is the best. This ain't your daddy's jingle bell rock.

You can also see the iPad in front of him because he's like reading the words. He does that on all his songs. Okay, watch him. Watch him get pissed. He's waiting for it. He's wondering where it is. Yeah, because I think he wants it to come in on the chorus. That one string guitar play is my favorite.

the ultimate mashup of horse and shit yeah he's waiting for it now he's like where is it yeah he wants it on jingle bell rock god damn it if his voice if his voice was a lie detector it would be totally calm yes it really just registers

right here he's just he's like all his anger shut out of his fingertips it's snow me it's clearly a thing where you press the button and it's probably not immediate either.

Like, it takes a second to warm up and then blow the snow up. When his guitar player happens to be playing guitar on stage, so he's a little distracted. Is it the guitar player that has to push the button? Yeah. Oh, shit. Yeah, poor Greg. I'd fucking get a job at Whole Foods.

It's Iron Man banding. He has to play offense and defense, too. Uh-huh. Mm-hmm. That's it. There goes. And then that moment happens like three more times. Doesn't I feel like he feels like he's shaking his head?

God damn it. I feel like he believes that when he's not immediately singing or whatever's happening, like he's like an invisible cloak. He acts like the world can't see him. Because he has so much of that, like, nothing's ever like subtle. You know what I mean? So he could like look over to the guy and be like, what's going on? It's because he said he's talking about.

He claims that that that's just the thing you do. He's like, that's just music. Go and see anyone live. Anyone would do what I do. So he just thinks it's fine. I bet 100% that. That dude is like, I'm going to fucking not do this on time. There's no way, there's no way as a professional decision, you know, all right, here comes.

I was going to push this stupid button. He's like, oh, shit, sorry, Corr, and flits it and just takes it. She has to have these moments. What was the thing in the documentary where he sat there after the tour to complain about, like, he's not going to be bringing some people back? But it was like the weirdest analogy. He goes, sometimes you have a Sunday and it's got nuts on it. He's trying to do the cookie crumbles.

It's like the cookie crumbles. And then sometimes, you know, Just what a cookie tastes like. And then sometimes it's not even cookies at all. There's brownies. And then you find out they're gluten-free. And then he looks directing in the camera like, you're welcome. He goes, you can use it if you want.

Hey, this is a good way to almost wrap. Is her just flat out going? She goes, we did heroin all the time. He loves fucking whippets. And she even throws in a dig. She was like, well, Courtney fucked many, many guys. Do you know how awesome this is? I wish you would reach out because I'd love to tell her I'm here for being such a horrid.

How awesome this is going to be when he's in his 70s and he's still doing it. Oh, yeah. He's never going to stop. He says he's going to live to 122. And this is, by the way, why I know Marcy is a deplorable piece of shit just like the four of us. Yes. It's because there's no reason for a woman of a woman to shoot this fucking. and leave this scene of straight up her asshole and chanch

when she walks up the steps. It's crazy. It's a crazy shot looking right at her fucking, right down the barrel. Go back so everyone can see her pussy. Jesus Christ. God. Yeah, right there when she walks up,

she just shines it right up her chancher. Give the people what they want. Yeah. Come on up here. Here's where I shave my pussy. Former girlfriend. She's also still clearly, way fucked up.

Oh, yeah. I also have a feeling with this girl. Corey, and this is talking about saying something nice about somebody. Corey Feldman, whatever he was probably angry at her and trying to have her not do

and be controlling, is probably what sent her life in the spot. You know what I mean? You can't do heroin all day. Don't stop clipping my wings. My family, my family told me that I'm not here to be judged.

I'm here to do heroin. It's like, If you'll notice, I've been trying to get bugs out of my face since I saw you last. I love they didn't do a makeup before the shoot. They do it while she's shooting. She's on her way to meet a John or something. The best is earlier in the movie where, like, Corey, the look is on his face where you're past the point of the fun sex with your two girlfriends. Because he's like, she's like, wait, she's stepping on me a night when I'm trying to sleep on the bus.

And I'm like, go sleep over there. And she's like, oh, our feet can't touch. She could have to sleep with the foot of the bed Like a dog But even that's he's like You can hear more of this kind of banter So much more over at the Jim and Them podcast I wish we didn't have

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